S4 Ep15: Girlwithnojob.com/book: Monday, January 25th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Happy Monday.

Hope everyone is having an amazing kickoff to their week.

I know that you're probably not, though, so.

After disregard.

After the blessing that was the short week last week, this Monday hits harder than ever.

Like knowing what's ahead of us, it's just, it's so difficult.

But, but this week, with all the excitement going on, it makes for a more interesting week.

No, I've literally never been more grateful for a Monday in my life because tomorrow's Tuesday and that's the day my book comes out, even though like, why didn't I release my book on a Monday?

I'm sure, like, it's like new music Friday, new book Tuesday.

I think so, too.

I think.

I think.

So, we have such an exciting week ahead of us.

We had such a great weekend, if I may, to share,

you know, some of my tidbits from the weekend.

On Friday night, I hosted Shabbat at my apartment.

My first time hosting at the new apartment.

I did a whole vlog for our Patreon on it.

And I just feel like the vlog is very like, I tried to emanate some Ina, relaxing

vibes.

And I feel like people have really enjoyed it.

I just want to give like a shout out to every vendor that helped me make sure that you're out.

It was a wedding,

just parkies, kosher catering just really made it such a feasty vibe.

And Sober Missa Club that sent me such cute decor, and like everyone was so impressed by everything I had to offer.

And I couldn't have done it with those two vendors.

No, like, I, without, without, without, yeah, no, I knew you were like going like balls to the wall, but watching your vlog really made me see like how personal you were taking the whole experience.

And it meant a lot to me because, like, I was a guest and like you were doing all this, like, for me.

No No, and when I said like it's a tough crowd I was talking about you.

Oh wow.

I feel like I'm so easy.

Like I will go to your house and I will pretend I'm having a good time and I'll also go home and talk shit about it.

Right but like that's I know that about you and like I didn't even want you to have anything to talk shit about.

No or have to pretend like I just wanted it to be genuine.

No I mean I was literally like cuddled up on the couch with Michaela and that's all you needed to arrange.

Like the sobramesa and the accoutrements like were nice, but as long as I was cuddled up with Kayla with Miss Kay, I was totally fine because I haven't seen her since like the new year.

Yeah, that's really tough.

But, anyways, I'm so glad that I had everyone.

Great success.

I definitely want to do it, host it more often.

I won't always go so extreme, but for the first one, I just wanted everyone to just be impressed with my hosting skills.

And I think that they were.

I think so as well.

Then my rest of my weekend was pretty chill, just home watching Downtown Abbey.

I started Bling Empire, and I started your book.

Oh my God.

So just a lot of premium content.

Lots of new beginnings.

And I closed a chapter.

I finished Lost.

Oh, yes.

And I have something to say.

I hate to be that person that, like, you know, shits on the ending of a show.

It's just like those people who like still complain about the Game of Thrones ending, like, get over it.

But Jesus Christ, like, this was really fucking bad.

Like, maybe the worst I've ever seen.

I'm not going to spoil it.

Are you ever going to watch Lost?

No.

Is anyone in this room ever going to watch Lost?

She watched it.

Okay.

So.

Spoiler alert, if you're ever going to watch it, maybe just pause for a second because, so you know the premise of the show is a plane crash.

They are lost.

yeah and the whole

you know arc of the show is like get off the island and also complete what you needed to complete like you're on this island for a reason like find your destiny and then get home and there are just all these different elements of the show like the there are so many different like tribes on the island and there's all these supernatural elements and there's all this history of the island and everything you learned about like the island and the people like is irrelevant.

Like literally they were introducing new questions in the final episodes, new characters, and it's because because none of it mattered.

Because literally, they didn't tell you how the show ended.

You have to like

figure it out yourself.

So it's like the show, the show ends, and there's like all the people who you love who have died or who are still alive from the island, they're in a church.

And then they open these doors into a bright light.

So it's like, okay, it was heaven.

The only logical explanation that I found out online was that the island, everyone died in the plane crash, but the island was a form of purgatory, like to see like, were you good or were you bad?

And people, there were good people on the island, bad people, and all the good ones ended up in the church and they went to heaven.

So once I figured that out, I'm like, oh, okay.

Then I'm reading like J.J.

Abrams and the other creators have like vehemently denied that everyone was dead the whole time.

So it's like the only logical explanation like you're saying is wrong.

And so I'm on a mission.

Because, you know, Madison Brown, who plays Kirby on

Dynasty, is a fan of the Toast and her and I DM all the time.

And we were talking about Lost.

And Alan Dale is in Lost.

He plays Charles Whitmore.

And I'm like, Kirby, when you go to work tomorrow like you have to talk to her to uh anders charles whitmore or caleb cooper you have to talk to him and like ask him like what's the meaning of the finale and she was like sure like she's gonna report back to me so i'm investigating okay that's a good plan that you have

I'm grateful for the show because whatever, it was like a nice thing to watch with Ben.

And there were so many characters that like I truly and truly loved.

Like Josh Holloway, who's the guy from Yellowstone.

Sexiest Man Alive.

Like he is like, he's on my Tim Riggins list.

Like same hair.

Like I just, I love that vibe.

And and so i got introduced to like some good characters but overall like the show was really subpar like and i don't know why like

like jj abrams like never worked again it's like this is his legacy i'm like well your legacy is a piece of shit like it's terrible like i'm just as a movie critic tv critic i'm just saying like i watch a lot of television and that's like not a good show okay

decent premise but they and if they ended the show After like the third or fourth season, I would say it was a really, really good show.

But like the last two seasons were so disappointing.

I mean, that's always what happens.

They just disgrace themselves out of the game.

Yeah, I know, but it's like shows, that's like Shit's Creek.

Like, Shit's Creek could have went on forever because it was like a funny sitcom.

But I respect, even though I loved it and wanted it to go on forever, I respect that they knew like when to end it so it didn't become like overdrawn.

And Dan Levy always says it's like such a privilege to be able to end your own show.

Like most shows get ended.

So I just feel like this was like, I feel like they really should have like...

protected the legacy of the show more instead of like flushing it down the toilet with Jacob and his fucking twin brother like so stupid I could die.

Like, okay.

Okay.

Well, I definitely won't be watching it.

I'm glad you're done with it.

Do you know what you're going to do next?

Your husband who recommended Lost to Me also recommended this new show on HBO called Crashing.

It's like about comedians.

So maybe it's like comedians watching other comedians.

Oh, I've walked in a few times while he's been watching it.

I wouldn't consider it your vibe, but you never know.

You truly never know.

Also, do you know a year ago today I was at the beacon?

Wow.

My time hop was like really getting me teared up on the way over here.

Like time hop is about to really do that to all of us.

Yeah, and it's just kind of crazy that my book comes out one year and a day after the beacon.

Like January 20s are like a good time for me.

Maybe I should have my second wedding then.

Oh my God, for sure.

Also, that's.

Second wedding to Ben's.

Also, your big milestones are always right around Dina's birthday.

And Ben's sister's birthday.

Literally, last year was the beacon.

Oh my god.

This year is the day after.

That's so funny.

Last year was like this year's book for Dana.

But anyways, it's going to be a great week to have a birthday, to have a book come out, to have an anniversary of performing at the beacon.

So these exciting things will carry us through the long, long week.

Yeah, I'm not feeling so

doomed by this week, but I realize not everyone is releasing a book today.

No, but a lot of people, a lot of people are getting this book that they pre-ordered.

And a lot, a lot, a lot.

Like literally like.

Okay, I wish I could hump you up.

No, I'm humping myself up too.

Like a lot.

You can get it now at girlwithnojob.com slash book.

And the good news is that if you pre-order it now, it'll literally be here on Amazon like tomorrow, the next day.

I actually just got a notification that mine shipped.

Wow, that's exciting.

I know.

It's getting really real.

It's getting really real.

So, tomorrow, next time you see us, like it will be out.

You guys will have started it if you have a Kindle or if your mail comes really early.

Yeah.

I don't know like the time.

I still haven't figured out if Kindles come out at midnight.

I'll let you know.

Yeah, please do.

Actually, I have your Kindle.

You'll let me know.

I can let you know.

Yeah.

We have an amazing show for you guys today.

Lots of things were happening over the weekend.

The Madison Lock

of it all.

Petty drama, which it's been a while since we've had so much pettiness to deal with.

And I have to say, I've missed it.

Me too.

And sometimes they really prefer the petty celebrity drama over the heavy celebrity drama.

100%.

Because there's so much to keep up with.

The pettiness, it's like on Instagram.

Like, I can keep up with that.

No hard feelings.

Like, I, and so there's just a lot to talk about.

And I look forward to discussing it.

Plus, we're going to recap your houses of Atlanta.

And I feel like I'm missing something major that I did this weekend.

Oh, also, RuPaul's Drag Race.

Something major that I watched or that I did.

I just, I only got through like one episode of Downton Abbey the whole weekend.

Oh, well.

No offense.

Downton season three was just not good.

Well, we are,

we could talk about, you know, there was like a lot of football yesterday.

Oh, yes.

Very exciting.

Tom Brady versus Jackson Mahomes' brother.

I placed a bet with Zach just for bragging rights about who would win each game, and I won both.

Oh,

I bet on

what were the teams?

The Bucs versus the Chargers.

I voted for Jordan versus Green Betsy.

I voted for Jordan Rogers' brother.

I bet on him.

I bet on Tom Brady.

And then, of course, I bet on Travis Kelsey against the Bills.

Travis Kelsey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I actually was 0 for 2 because I was like, you have to root for a New York team.

And the Buffalo Bills, follow me on Instagram.

It wasn't about rooting.

It was about just predicting the future.

You know, you're good.

It wasn't personal.

And, you know, last year,

we did predict the Super Bowl 100% accurately because it wasn't the San Francisco 49ers' time.

It was not their time.

It was, however, the Kansas City Chiefs' time.

So let's talk it out.

Let's talk it out because I'm torn.

I'm torn too.

Let me tell you why.

I just feel like it's unfair if Tampa wins because they're playing in their own home,

but I'm also like, they can't lose because it's so rare that the Super Bowl takes place in a city where the team is also.

And so you have the home court advantage.

And that's like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

And it's Tom Brady.

And Tom Brady doesn't fuck up once-in-a-lifetime things.

But this Mahomes fella, let me tell you, he is something else.

And he is a stand-up guy.

Like him, you know, he's at the height of his fame.

Ben told me he made like five.

He literally his contract is the biggest sports contract ever, $500 million.

And he like owns a piece of like the other baseball team.

They gave him a chunk of the company.

And he could be out philandering, but he has a pregnant fiancé.

I just love that about him.

So I don't know.

I'm torn between

Tom Brady, who's arguably the most handsome man alive, would you say?

Yeah.

And the goat is what they call him.

I don't like that phrase, but he's the most handsome man alive.

Okay.

And then...

you know, a young, like, you know, an entrepreneur.

I was going to say entrepreneur, but like, you know, it's this young team and they're like, they're going to be the next Tom Brady and Gronk.

And it's like, do we bet on the future or the past?

Ooh, that's a tough one.

I think that I need to continue.

I need to continue to think about it before I place my ultimate bet.

Before I let you know whose time it is.

Before I let you know whose time it is.

But I just want to say, like, I think it's going to be a really good game.

I cannot wait for the commercials.

Oh, and oh, the weekend.

That'll be good.

Yeah.

No, I don't even know if I'll be watching the Super Bowl, honestly.

Like, I have plans.

You do?

Yeah.

Like, I just, I think I'm going to be busy.

But the Super Bowl is always just such a letdown.

Like, the watching and the food's never, wherever we go, like, I'm just always hungry.

No, I couldn't agree more because for some reason, like for the last couple of years, like when we have Super Bowl outings, like we're always like doing the most.

Like chicken fingers and pizza is where it's at.

I want pizza.

Gra groix.

Like why?

Yeah, I want pizza for the Super Bowl.

I could not agree more.

I need to think about it a little bit more before I place my official bet.

I think I will go with Tom Brady, though, ultimately.

I don't know.

Because for the Chiefs, it would be two years in a row.

That's crazy stuff.

Right.

So then it's like they're really establishing themselves as like the new generation.

I don't know.

It's tough.

I haven't decided yet, but before Sunday, I will let you guys know whose time it is.

Yeah, we will let you know.

And then you can, you know, place your bets accordingly.

I don't just, I don't bet for any money or anything just because I hate the feeling of having to pay up when I lose.

So well, you have to pay before, so you don't.

No, but if I'm like placing a bet with Zach, like I just hate when he's like, I won.

Oh, of course,

I'd rather, even when I win, like not have to accept money just to avoid that feeling.

No, it's like an emotional bet.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel that.

Bragging rights.

Yeah, of course.

Just last year was so obvious that it wasn't the 49ers time.

It's not as obvious this year.

No, it's not because they really, it's all of their times and they've all had their times.

And it's like,

I know this is the premise of like, you know, the game of football, but it's like, whoever plays better.

May the best team win.

Yeah, like

100%.

Right.

And it also comes down to like, you know, sometimes you have an off day and you can't predict that.

No, and I was really

thinking about that yesterday because it was so cold where Aaron Rodgers' team was, but none of Aaron Rodgers' teams were wearing under

undershirts because like they live in Wisconsin.

It's like not a big deal, but like all the people from Tampa were like literally wearing thermals under

maybe they should have just worn the thermals and stopped to like pretend that they were so big and bad.

Wow

Also, you know, I was reading Twitter just like see what people were saying and I do think we should officially call in a wellness check on Nick Vial because he was like literally having a breakdown on Twitter.

I guess he's like a huge Wisconsin fan and also Peter Kraus was.

I saw Peter Krauss was out the game in his full ski gear

only to watch his team lose no I know but like I'm sure it's still exciting it's like first of all in a pandemic to me we go to a football game it's the biggest one second biggest one of the year I'm sorry like literally seeing those stadiums full of people and like I literally cannot get a fucking like burger at a restaurant made me so angry I don't understand the science behind it and I'm sure there's a good reason why you know 10,000 people can gather in Wisconsin I'm like I literally cannot get you know a diner at 12 a.m.

It's fine but it was really frustrating to see they were like rubbing it in my face.

Were they?

I didn't see it, so I don't know how the games happened.

But like when I saw like Peter's Krauss's story, I was happy for him.

It was how it felt.

Happy for Peter for sure.

But both games had like half full stadiums and it just made no sense to me.

I mean half full.

Outside.

Better than half empty.

No, of course.

Yeah.

By the way, how positive am I?

Should we dive in?

Yeah, let's dive right in.

Good luck to everyone in case we forgot to mention it again.

And truly.

May the best team win.

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Okay, first story, big drama that went down this weekend started with Kristen Cavallari and Jay Cutler posting a photo on Instagram on Kristen's page, a picture of the two of them.

His page too.

Okay, she said, the world is full of users.

10 years can't break that.

So I saw that and I was like, actually, that's pretty cute because there's been a lot of news about like, he's dating this person, she's with this person, and now he's dating her to get back at her.

And I saw the picture and I was like, they're just saying, like, screw you to all the rumors.

Like, they still probably see each other often and have each other's backs.

Yeah.

It was, it made it seem like they were like.

back together.

No.

Oh, that's exactly what I thought.

I thought it was like, there's so much talk in the news about them, but it's like they still have to co-parent their kids.

They see each other often.

They speak often.

And even though they're not in love, like you can't break, they're family.

You can't break that bond.

Okay, for sure.

I got it, the vibe, like we are back together.

Oh, I did not get that at all.

But Madison LaCroix got the vibe that they were talking directly to her.

They were.

The caption was.

So when I think about deeper, like who's been in the news with them?

What are they saying?

Yeah.

But leading up to that,

there was more before that.

Christine Cavallari went live on Instagram with Austin Kroll.

Yes.

Before she posted.

And Craig was there too.

Yeah, Yeah.

And they were just like being nasty about Madison when there were like rumors about Jay and Madison like maybe hooking up.

No, but no, I saw it as Kristen and Austin hung out in Nashville and then

Madison and Jay started talking like

after.

After.

Yeah.

Not before.

That's not what I said.

Okay.

Sorry.

I thought you said that.

No, I'm just saying on the Instagram live, like they were being caddy about Madison.

Okay.

And then that's right after she posted that story because Madison had went live after their live just being like I have receipts like Lola and they were just like kind of I don't know everyone is like turnt on Madison but like I don't think she's doing anything wrong.

No, I don't think she's doing anything wrong either.

She then took to Instagram stories yesterday to set the record straight wherein she posted screenshots of text messages with Jay Cutler where he sort of like accused her of like putting their relationship out in the public.

And also I think she was posting the screenshots to show that like he came to see her and like he was interested.

And he was like that just that he's interested in her and that they text and not that like she's like so thirsty for him but it was a relationship like mutual yeah no like she interest she wasn't making anything up which I think was what she was trying to prove to everyone.

She also posted a picture of this of a selfie of the two of them saying too bad it didn't work out.

I agree.

And I still like I'm holding out hope.

I think first of all, I think Jay Cutler is like so hot and so rich.

Like I under, it's like when we talk about the Sabrina Carpenter Olivia Rodrigo thing, we're like, you're fighting over this like, you know, kid who's like 90 pounds.

Like, I don't see it.

Jay Cutler, like, I understand.

A fight to the death.

100%.

Like, I understand why people are fighting for him.

And I, I respect it.

It makes sense to me.

Yes.

And so Madison stood up for herself.

And I think everyone's just like living for the tea.

And I understand why she felt the need to do that.

But also at the same time, like, there's never a chance that.

Madison and Jay are going to end up together now.

Right.

Also.

Because I also, like, her posting screenshots of their text messages, even though there was nothing like crazy in them, it's just a very

exposing thing to do.

Yeah, and I think that she probably did that because once Jay posted that photo of him and Kristen on his Instagram with the same exact caption, it was like...

They're trying to make Madison look crazy.

And it's so disrespectful to Madison after, like, I think they slept together because she covered one little part of the message.

In her Instagram story, she very strategically placed some text over a few words and it said, you shouldn't have S

blank with me.

Like she covered the rest of the word, but it sounded like you shouldn't have slept with me.

Oh, interesting.

100%, right?

Yeah, I didn't pick up on that at the time.

I did.

I'm like, why are you covering the words?

Like, what, what is to be?

I couldn't think of another adjective that could possibly fit in there.

Yeah.

Verb, sorry, verb.

Yeah.

So this just all went really downhill very fast.

I know.

And it's like, I don't know.

I kind of was like shipping Kristen Cavalier in Austin and shipping Jay and Madison.

Like it would have been hilarious.

And I actually really think both couples are so cute.

Yeah, I don't see Kristen and Austin as much as Jay and Madison.

I mean, I'm living for Jay and Madison.

But now it's over.

Oh, I know.

We have to.

This is why we can't have nice things.

No, this is why you can't build like nice ships and set them out to sale like before the ink is dry.

Yeah, but I just want to go on record saying like I think Jay Cutler's so hot.

Yeah, and I feel like, I mean, I don't know how they've come back from this, but you know, stranger things have happened.

Yeah, even though I feel like they're, they're the type of people, if they can like co-parent and be friends, like they're probably much more healthy like as friends slash co-parents than they are as like Kristen and Jay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, and then Justin anderson who's like literally kristen cavalari's mouthpiece like was going off on his instagram stories like i don't know if like he speaks on his own behalf or like he posts things that like kristen wants him to post but he was like really putting himself in the middle of it what did he say i don't remember he was just like i'm so bothered like you're posting private text messages and he wasn't wrong um but he's like so clearly on kristen's side this just feels like a situation to me where it's like everyone should just be like communicating privately offline you know this just got so big and now we're all involved and it's like it just didn't need to be this way yeah no and it's kind of it's just kind of crazy and like lowbrow like for Jay Cutler to be going through like this messy drama because like he's Jay Cutler, you know, yeah, but he is like a reality TV star and so is his so is Kristen at the end of the day.

No, so now it's on brand for them.

Yeah, and Southern Charm is like super it's a premium ass reality show.

Yeah, and it's very top of mind right now and it's top of the news cycle.

Also, Madison then posted like how many views her Instagram story got

double the amount of followers that she has.

500,000 views.

I'm sure it went up too yeah because like everyone is like wait what did she say right I'm sure people are gonna go look now they're still up yeah though by the way the receipts are they're legit like they are receiptful yeah well they're just proof of the fact that these two did text and hung out and that he was interested in her at one point and that Madison's not a user for like going along with a very handsome successful guy who wanted to like hang out with her yeah No, I don't see it that way.

When we posted on our Instagram, like people were like, Madison's so thirsty.

I don't really see it.

No, and also even when asked about the situation situation, like on Watch Shopping Live, she was super coy about it.

Like, I never thought that she was thirsting out the situation.

Like, I thought she was acting completely fine.

Agreed.

So, I mean, what Kristen and Jay posted, like, was definitely like a strong message.

Yeah, no, and they really started it.

Yeah, and she finished it.

That she did.

So, I just, I would implore everyone to, you know, think before you just go and attack Madison, because I don't think that's the answer here.

Yeah, I just don't think she takes any shit from anybody.

I think the answer here is that Jay starts seeing that author, Claudia Ashre, and then like the whole world wins, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm

maybe.

No, I think that's the solution.

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Well, here's two lovebookers.

Travis Barker and Courtney Kardashian are allegedly dating.

Yes, yes, yes.

The longtime friends are dating, Page 6 has learned, though the development is a recent one.

Both Barker, 45, and Courtney, 41, each shared similar photos from Chris Jenner's Palm Springs, California vacation home over the weekend, alerting eagle-eyed fans to the fact that they were hanging out.

That house is sick.

So sick.

So this is like...

Probably true.

Not confirmed, though.

They also are just longtime friends.

So like maybe they were having a friendly day.

Maybe there were other people there.

If they are, you know, dating, we can speak hypothetically.

Like, I I think this is a great match.

I agree.

Because for a multitude of reasons, like, I just, I really like Travis Barker, especially some of the content he makes with Machine Gun Kelly.

And they're really good friends.

And I'm thinking that maybe like Machine, Megan, Travis, and Courtney, like, might all hang out in the near future.

And the possibility of that excites me.

Yeah.

And then maybe like Randall and Lala, too.

And the possibility of that is truly excites me.

It's even more exciting.

I agree.

I think this would be super cute, but I'm just really skeptical of the news.

I just feel like whenever it comes to Courtney kardashian's dating life like the media is always getting it wrong like remember when they said she was dating justin bieber okay i do think there was some truth to that i really do i i don't completely disregard that but i do think that courtney kardashian in her post scott dating life has some of the worst taste in men like while eunice was very good looking like remember that video of him like beating the shit out of someone like yeah i just don't think she has good like a radar for men um but i actually think this might be a decent match.

Yeah, I mean, friendship is really a great foundation for a relationship.

So that's true.

The The longer you know someone.

Plus they both have kids.

His kids are a few years older than hers.

But you know, it's always nice to be with someone in the same season of life.

A hundred percent.

So so this is great.

I mean, I look forward to seeing some of the content that comes out of this relationship.

And hopefully, I could just see Courtney like, you know, getting into like rock and like playing the drums, you know?

Yeah, for sure.

No, I really could see it.

Yeah, being like a rocker's girlfriend.

Yes, I kind of love that for her.

Me too.

You know, I felt for a while that Courtney doesn't know like what her purpose is, you know?

And I feel feel like it's to be a rocker girlfriend.

That's like so demeaning.

I'm kidding.

Like, it's obviously to run the brand that is poosh.

100%.

So successful.

Okay, this next story is just so strange.

An imposter has been posing as Riverdale star Lily Reinhardt in interviews.

I'm sorry, this is hysterical.

Hysterical.

And it's like, this is such a weird story.

I'll explain, but it's also like a victimless crime.

Yeah.

Yeah.

An imposter successfully posed as Riverdale star Lily Reinhart in a magazine interview.

17 magazine admitted.

They issued an apology on Friday saying it had briefly published a story with information believed to have come from the actress.

They said, quote, it was brought to our attention that the person who contacted us was in fact an impersonator and had no connection to the Riverdale star.

We want to sincerely apologize to Lily and her fans for this unfortunate situation.

The magazine scrapped the article from its site and said it would be internally reviewing their editorial and fact-checking processes.

Yeah, I should think so.

To ensure something like this does not happen again.

Then Lily addressed the weird situation in her Instagram story, writing, for some bizarre reason, someone impersonated me in an interview with 17.

Nothing inappropriate was said, but those were not my words and I wanted to address it.

They also, this impersonator also duped

other publicists and reporters that had to rescind articles as well, saying that they had some like information about the new season of Riverdale.

But like I get, I didn't read the articles while they were up, but nothing crazy was said.

It was just someone So what's the point?

Right.

Like, it's so weird.

Well, obviously.

And I guess it's like, obviously, you know, journalists should do a little more

than who they're talking to.

It's truly an indication of the low level of reporting.

Journalists now abide by.

100%.

Like, it shouldn't be easy to trick, like...

Someone at 17 like okay 17 magazine is for teeny boppers, but it is a legit institution owned by like Condé Nass, right?

Like it is a or Hearst.

It is a full-fledged like magazine.

This shouldn't be happening.

Like this is really embarrassing.

Yeah.

But I just don't understand the purpose.

Like, if you're not going to like say something insane to try to like embarrass Lily or like, what's the point of impersonating just to prove that you could?

Maybe just to prove that you could.

Because it's like, this is such a weird story.

No, it's so bizarre.

Yeah.

But you're right.

It's truly a victimless crime, except like this has brought so much shame to the 17 magazine name.

Yeah.

Because like, would this happen at, you know, the Wall Street Journal?

I don't know.

The fake Lily never made it that far.

Say she knew she couldn't dupe them.

Fake Lily.

Like I just it's also is this a crime?

Like can you get arrested for this?

Are they gonna investigate?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I've never heard of anything like this.

I don't think it's a victimless crime because I don't think it's a crime.

To impersonate is a crime.

No?

No, that's like...

A talent.

It's fraud.

Fraud, yeah, but you're not like spending money.

I don't know.

I just, I don't know if, like, if someone works in, you know, law enforcement, like, is this a crime?

Yeah, it has to be something illegal.

You know, it kind of reminds me of that.

Uh, I forget what the prank was.

I just remember it was really strange.

When they thought Carol Baskin was, they tricked her into thinking she was on Jimmy Foundation.

Yeah, that was crazy.

That was crazy.

So, I guess it had been done.

I don't think charges were pressed in that instance.

That's so crazy.

Like, hilarious.

Yeah.

Okay, next story: a little more update on the teeny bopper news of last week.

Sabrina Carpenter is breaking her silence about her new song skin amid the Joshua Bassett, Olivia Rodrigo rumors.

Okay.

So

all weekend, everyone said what they needed to say about her song skin.

And I actually, I've so many people commented on our YouTube and on our posts like with their opinion on the situation.

And most people agreed with you.

And usually when I like see counter arguments to what I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, well, yes, yes, yes.

And I don't know why.

Just for some reason, I'm just like, it's not that serious.

Like, I just really like Sabrine.

I can imagine what it's like to be on, you know, her and just to open her Instagram.

And it's all this drama all the time.

And, like, she's the other woman villain.

And so, given all of that, I just didn't think the song was mean like everyone else thought.

Okay, but the general consensus, and I think the reason why she posted this Instagram caption was a response to the public.

Consensus of her song was that like she went below the belt.

Olivia Rodrigo was just writing a song about her feelings, and then Sabrina goes and writes a diss track like, oh, I'm fucking your man.

Yeah, that's what I was just about to pull up this meme that's like, Olivia, I'm heartbroken.

You're with an older girl.

Sabrina.

I fuck your bitch.

Like, it was just the general consensus was that it was a lot.

It was an overreaction.

Yeah.

And like, the consensus was that Olivia's song was not about Sabrina.

There was a line in it, but it was really about the heartbreak.

Whereas Sabrina's entire song was like, I fucked your bitch, Olivia.

Like, it was just so almost like hurtful.

So then she posted this Instagram with the caption in response to, I think, her song, not getting the message across that she at home.

Yes, so this is what she said.

She said thank you to everyone who has listened to skin, especially those who have opened their minds to lyrically what I was trying to get across.

I feel like she's talking to me.

Literally.

You're the only one who understands Sabrina Carpenter.

I mean, it's a hard spot to be in, but I'll do what I need to do.

I mean, would it be an episode of The Morning Toast if you weren't having an unpopular opinion?

No, it would not be.

Okay.

She said, I wasn't bothered by a few lines in a magnificent song, magnificent, magnificent song, and wrote a diss track about it.

I was at a tipping point in my life for countless reasons.

So I was inspired to do what I usually do to cope, write something that I wish I could have told myself in the past.

People can only get to you if you give them the power to, and a lot of people are trying to get to me.

That's what I'm saying.

Like when she said, you can't get under my skin, I don't think she's talking directly to Olivia.

I think she's talking to like everybody who's like, you know.

Her the fam.

Coming for her.

Yeah, well, regardless of her intentions, it looks like she's coming for Olivia.

Got it.

She said, the song isn't calling out one single person.

Some lines just address a specific situation, while other lines address plenty of other experiences I've had this past year.

Well, considering it's a song about the past year, it's just weird timing.

It also shows that many things have actually gotten under my skin, and I'm still learning to not give other people so much power over my feelings.

I know a lot of you struggle with the same thing.

I don't want this to become an endless cycle, so please take this as an opportunity to send, don't take this as an opportunity to send more hate anyone's way.

I have a few things to say.

The first is that people found out on TikTok, you know, when you

put a song on Spotify, on music, on your Instagram stories, like to add music to it, you can choose a setting that has the lyrics roll through.

And when someone was, two two people I saw, when they were putting the skin lyrics on their Instagram stories, some, I guess, like a different version of lyrics showed up.

And it was like, you won't get it undermine.

No, no, it's like, I won't let you get undermine something, something, because Josh is mine.

And two people saw that line show up.

One person saw, so Joshua is mine, and another person saw, so Josh is mine.

So I just think it's like a little.

You don't think it could have been edited?

Two different people?

I don't know how you edit that.

It was like a screen recording of a girl literally like showing.

I'll post it on our stories.

Okay, that's weird, but I'm going to just reserve, like, I'm just going to be a little skeptical.

People edit the craziest things all the time.

What I had seen was

a clip from her show, Girl Meets Wild.

Was I saw that too?

Where her co-star, Rowan Blanchard, is reading a poem, and like two of the lyrics from the poem are also in this.

We could have been friends in another life.

Yeah.

And you're a tall, blonde girl or something.

Yeah, it's like like you're tall blonde and we could have been friends in another life which is like those are just words and it's possible for generic people to have the same thought but it's funny it's funny and it's just a coincidence yeah um so i feel really good about where i'm at in the saga which is just like sabrina and olivia are both talented queens like obviously olivia's song is so amazing but i feel like sabrina's like you know she made the most of the moment because so many people like were coming for her and i can live with that i just can't believe she's still with this guy who's caused so much trouble trouble.

You know, there's a clear winner here, and there are two clear losers in terms of, you know, the song.

I guess you could say Olivia is the loser because she lost the guy, but like, I would much rather be Olivia right now with the number one song in the world and having like my ex and his new girl like trying to ride my coattails and like putting out songs that don't even reach number one on iTunes.

Like, yeah.

So who's the real winner?

Olivia is definitely the clear winner, but I think like so many people are now talking about Sabrina Carpenter and in this business that she's in, like all press is good press.

100%.

You know?

Yep, I do know.

and she'll always have me in her corner and

now she knows and that's who you really want in your corner like I I literally I was watching our episode from Friday when we were talking about the Sabrina Carpenter thing and like I know that I'm right I really do but like you were fucking hard to argue with like you in another life like literally should have grown up to be a lawyer or like the head of the best debate team in the world because you are just like such a good fighter and your point could not be better but it will appear better because you're just a better arguer that's so interesting i should go back to oh my god i have to go up against this bitch like and that's why i always just

defer to you because you're just right about it.

No, but I think that there's two sides in this situation and we represent both sides.

And so someone watching is going to be hearing what they want to hear.

No, but the thing is, my side is right, but yours was better argued.

Okay, I'll have to go back and watch it because it's like, thank you for just like making so many points.

And I'm like, fuck, like, you're wrong, but like, I just don't know how to tell you.

Okay, I mean, only time will tell.

That's true.

Only time will tell.

Are you ready for our fifth?

Time after time.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's really disturbing.

Oh my God, what?

Food Network pulls Worst Cooks in America season 20 season after the winner is charged with a child's death.

The Food Network has removed season 20 of Worst Cooks in America from streaming online after its winner, Arielle Robinson, and her husband were arrested for alleged homicide by child abuse in the death of their three-year-old foster daughter.

Arielle, a teacher from South Carolina, was taken into custody last week in connection with the death of Victoria Rose Smith.

A teacher?

Her husband was also arrested.

Following the arrests, Food Network removed the entire 20th season of the longtime culinary series from the cables, from the cable services, video on demand offerings, as well as from Disney Plus, Discovery Plus, Hulu, and YouTube, according to deadline.

That's the right move, obviously.

Yeah.

And good for them for like getting out in front of it.

But this story, I mean, it sounds like that fucking terrible documentary we watched last year, Gabriel Fernandez.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know how you go from like being on TV and like a teacher to this.

Yeah, this is just really like stomach like

churning.

Yeah.

That's a terrible story.

She died as a result of multiple blunt force injuries.

Jesus.

Yeah.

So.

Fucking monster.

I hope you're not in prison.

Like 100%.

And burn in hell.

Good on Food Network for pulling it.

Agreed.

So those are the stories, and it feels though you needed to know them.

We're going to recap Real Houses of Atlanta, which like honestly is not good so far.

Like, I'm having such a hard time getting into it.

And who is Drew?

Like, I just don't know her at all.

It's crazy.

Yeah, it's a tough season.

And I feel like it's just another franchise season that has been impacted by the complications of filming with COVID.

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Let's talk about Real Houses of Atlanta.

So So they're going on this trip, and I caught up because last week we were, I forgot to watch, but so I'm all caught up now.

And first of all, this trip in South Carolina is a great idea.

That house is so cute.

It really reminds me of Jackie Goldschneider's West Hampton Beach House.

Yeah, that's like the vibe of the beach house.

Yeah.

Oh, that's a good point.

And I know what you're saying, though, because all beach houses can be different.

But the format,

the multiple bedrooms, the long boardwalk, the whole house.

That's exactly the same.

Yes, yes.

And it just looks like a really fun trip and like a unique trip.

I feel like it's never been done before.

Well, because they had to go somewhere where you don't have to fly necessarily.

Or let's talk about the plane.

Okay, so...

Here's where I was like ready to be a Kenya apologist.

Yeah.

But then she did herself no favors.

When she told Drew not to tell the other women.

Not even that.

Because I understand that.

Well, first, when she called Drew and told her, I was like, that's kind of obnoxious to like just tell everyone what you're doing.

And she never told them that it was because of her baby.

If she had told them, like, I'm flying private because I'm bringing my baby, like, that gives you like a legitimate excuse.

but but she snuck her baby she snuck her baby in she didn't even use the card that she could have but then to come to find out because if some of the other women knew that they would want to bring their babies like made it not nice no i agree it was really motivated

poorly motivated um because one it's this is just like what happened in potomac like wendy didn't know but that was like a genuine miscommunication wendy did not know that ashley was bringing her child so kenny went out of her way to make sure nobody knew that she was bringing her child and it's worth mentioning that they literally left atlanta at the same time.

So Kenya didn't go down early to check on anyone.

She got there four hours early because she took a 30-minute flight while the rest of the women drove for five hours.

Like if she had gone a day before to get herself set up, that I would have understood.

But to literally leave the same day on a plane, you just wanted the plane.

And I don't think she wanted to pay for a bigger one.

I don't think production paid for it.

Like, yeah, no, I agree.

And she couldn't have fit anyone else on the plane that she did get.

So I understand why,

like, it is what it is.

It's just kind of like shitty.

Shady.

It's shady as fuck.

Like, yeah.

And then it makes matters worse when, like, the bus that they're going in, like, is having all these problems.

Like, they're so hot.

Like, I was laughing.

And, like, I, that's just, like, that would happen.

Yeah.

And it's like, if she could only bring one person, like, why is it Latoya?

I'm so bothered by Latoya.

Like, I just feel like she has like bad motivations for being on the show.

And honestly, I think the fact that she told Kenya what Marlow said, Marlow was really giving her good, sound advice.

100%.

That is what Kenya did.

And she wasn't even talking shit.

She was just like being real.

Yeah.

I thought that was not cool.

No, I completely agree.

And I just fucking love Marlowe.

And you know what's really growing on me is Tanya.

Like when she first started being a friend of Housewife, she was so annoying.

And I'm like, who is this smiley and nice?

And it just seems so fake.

And now after getting to know her, like, that is 100% who she is.

And she's the exact type of person you want on a trip like this.

Like, she's really fun.

I actually really like her.

Yeah.

But so this isn't Cynthia's official bachelor at party, right?

I don't know.

They were trying to, like, they were setting it up so that maybe this turns into Cynthia's bachelorette party.

And that's when the strippers come.

Oh, maybe is that what, like, like Kenny is planning?

No, no, no, no, but like I think maybe Todd, like, I don't know if they ever take an official bachelorette

party, but maybe that's how this stripper idea came to be in that conversation in Candy's bedroom.

Well, like, this the season has been like relatively boring, um, but like the big scandal of the season is what goes down at the bachelorette party.

Like, apparently, some of the women do something with the stripper, right?

And I'm just wondering if that's what this tripper is.

Is that this trip?

I think it is.

Yeah, unless there's another bachelorette party trip.

No, but they do go to, I think it's because I think that this is it.

Okay.

Um,

also, I think that uh in the last episode, that event that Candy cares, like all the, on all the house sides, like so many women are like, I love charity.

I love charity.

But like Candy really put in the work.

Like she put together an amazing event and it was like exclusively for single moms who were struggling during the pandemic.

And I just thought it was really, really cool of her.

And I just, she's growing on me, but I feel like I couldn't put my finger on like why this season has been weird.

And it's giving me like a New Jersey vibe where it's like so many of the women have just been on for so long that it's just, it stopped being interesting.

Right.

And also, I was thinking about it when, like, with the two or the new cast members, Drew's the only official new cast member.

But since the women have been on for so long and they are just like, they're institutions in themselves, like all the iconic lines, and like we know so much about them.

They have flourishing businesses.

Like to bring on someone new that's like

just not an institution.

Not an institution.

I agree.

It's really hard.

It makes them seem small.

Yeah, it's hard to like even get in there and

I don't want to say compete, but like these shows, it's very competitive.

It's competitive.

And so I feel like

they need to cast when they're casting a new housewife, like just someone who's has more to give.

Gravitas.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't think that Drew is like a big personality.

And I do think when she invited all the women over for dinner, like it was so weird.

Like no one wanted to be there and they all left so early.

It was like still light out when they left.

Yeah.

I like felt bad for her.

I, I, yeah, me too.

There were, it seemed like kind of fun, and I thought it was like cool how she was like explaining her whole family, and everyone seemed really interested in like the church.

And I love that she sang, and that was it.

She was good.

Yeah, she was good.

When they did the flashback to Porsche singing Amazing Grace at the Reunion, it really reminded me how the show used to be so much better, but like, that was an iconic comic moment.

That was so fucking funny.

No, it was hysterical.

Um, so hopefully, it gets better, like, with this drama.

Like, I think that the people involved, like, I think it's um Portia and tanya i think i don't remember but i um

i just love portia like she is literally so funny and she is the backbone of this franchise and like she deserves whatever she's making double it i love her i'm excited for them to get there and like maybe oh it will one last thing i do think it's like kind of wild that um Cindy is like having a full-blown 200-person wedding.

Like, yes, it's outside, but like, it's just crazy.

Yeah.

We'll see

how it goes down because what month are they in now?

I don't know, but they're saying like Atlanta's a hotspot, and they're just like, I'm like, she's just like ignoring, not ignoring because, like, everyone's gonna be wearing masks, but like, I love it, it's just like not a factor.

Yeah, she's getting married 10, 10, 20, no matter what, whether there's a pandemic or not.

And that's, I could appreciate that kind of tenacity, but it is really crazy.

Yeah.

Um, so that's the recap.

Anything else you want to talk about before we wrap up today's show?

Our final show, before I am an official published author.

Wow, before your debut novel.

Do you have anything you want to say, like before we'll only see you as an author?

Like, you know?

Yeah, my book is available at girlwithnojob.com slash book.

And I really, I can't stress that enough, you know?

It's so important that you remember that my book is available for pre-order.

I feel like anyone who listens to this show like knows, you know?

You know, like I literally want to do trivia.

Like, where can you buy Girl with No Job?

How many versions are available?

Does the audiobook come with the photos?

No.

Just the e-book and the hardcover.

Like, literally, quiz.

I'm going to quiz you bitches.

You should do a quiz on your Instagram story.

Like, yeah, like, oh my my god, choose the right answer.

Like, oh my, that's so funny.

But seriously, my book, Girl with No Job, comes out tomorrow, you guys.

It is available everywhere.

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If you buy the hardcover and the

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It's 240 pages.

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And if you're not, it's a nice concrete read read if you live in an apartment in New York

But it's really just my life's work and it's really exciting that it's coming out I'm gonna be on Good Morning America tomorrow, so make sure you tune into that.

What time?

I want to say 845 something like that.

Okay, but you can just keep up with me on my Instagram and Yeah, just Jackie Oh has a blurb on the back Theo is the star of the back cover.

There's just so much to give and honestly if you buy the book and you don't want to read it, that's fine.

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And it screws up your bookshelf, you know?

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Yeah.

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Thank you guys.

Okay, that's all she wrote now.

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fuck, sorry.

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