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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Hope everyone had an amazing weekend for all of our New York toasters.

I hope everyone is doing well after like the tornado.

Question mark?

Question mark, like with no warning?

Like the weather's always like six days, there's going to be a tornado of five days.

And, you know, they do weather on the ones.

So it's like literally at 11.01, 11.11, 11.21, 11.31, they tell you the news.

And like, literally, I'm watching

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire last night, which I have many thoughts on.

And literally,

it's like, oh,

there's a tornado.

And I look outside and it's so loud.

There's so much rain and so much wind.

And I saw videos of like trash just being like swept around the city because of the wind.

Like it was so strong.

It's so crazy.

I didn't get a warning.

I didn't see a warning.

I was just on my couch reading and then i heard like buckets being like sloshed against my window and i was like what in the world and i went out to look and it was like it was craziness insanity craziness so i just was like bruno i've got you i've got you you're safe pee in the kitchen pee in the oh first it was a pee in the kitchen kind of day um also last you saw us bruno was on this show i was so distracted because my sweets was here and i loved having him here i love that you guys all got to meet him he probably won't come back for like six months because it was so distracting like i couldn't give my best thoughts and opinions and jokes no on the subject matter because i was like is bruno gonna be on my lap no i literally remember like those days and it's really traumatizing because you're a working mom now and like you want to be able we have this this is a child-friendly it's a family-friendly studio place and as much as like it makes your life so easy to bring him so you don't have to leave him it actually makes your life so much harder.

No, it did not make my life easy whatsoever.

And the time that I'm at the show is like great crate time for him and it gets him on a really good schedule for the rest of the day.

So I'm glad you guys got to meet him.

And you'll see, if you want to see him him again, like check out my Instagram at Jackieoproblems or at Pups With No Job, where the content is premium.

Yeah, it's like actually really sad, but puppies do need a good amount of alone time.

So they're not like super dependent on it.

In my Cavalier book that I was reading, it says that the puppy should sleep 18 hours a day.

And you might feel like that's a lot, but that's what they need for their growth.

And it's a lot of change.

And I feel like I need to be sleeping 18 hours a day too.

No, I think I am sleeping 18 hours a day.

So I feel like I'm right on track.

Yeah, you're right on track.

I want to talk a little bit about Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

Okay.

You watched

Can't Keep Up.

Who hosts?

Jimmy Kimmel.

Oh, I'm sorry.

And he is.

What qualifications?

No.

I know.

He's so awful.

Like, I really dislike him.

And I really feel like, similar to how I felt about David Letterman, which maybe was unpopular, I just feel like these kind of like straight white men like got famous in an era when like only straight white men were like getting famous and getting on TV.

And it's like, now that we have the internet, it's like really proving like how unfunny they are because there's like just so many better people out there.

And he was so bad and he was so chatty and like literally, I watched probably the last 45 minutes.

I missed like the first 15 minutes.

Last 45 minutes, the show moves so quickly.

I think I probably saw six trivia questions.

Like they talk so much.

Like she had the answer to the.

The show moves so slowly.

Yeah.

You said quickly.

Oh, sorry.

Moves so quickly.

I saw.

Slowly.

Oh my God.

Having a stroke.

Like literally.

Moves so slowly.

It was just infuriating.

Like literally, it's like one question and like Jimmy and the girl like, we're talking about it for an hour.

Like, it was so boring.

Yeah, and it's like, well, this reminds me of my child.

No, literally.

And the woman was

like a American Sign Language interpreter.

So, like, she was talking about how maybe her knowledge of the signs could help her with the answer.

And it was just so slow.

Like, it was torture.

And I actually love game shows and I love trivia.

Like, I love Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

And the reboot is just fucking trash.

Like, I mean, everything about it sounds like trash.

They should get a different host in there because it's actually such an amazing concept for a show.

And I remember watching it growing up, and there are so many iconic moments.

And I feel like...

When that guy got caught cheating?

Oh, no.

Yeah, I was researching it last night.

Like, he had someone in the audience cough when he mentioned the right answer.

So he's on the final answer.

And it's like, it was actually really hard.

It's like, what number represents like, you know, 10 with 10 zeros or whatever?

And it has like the name, the name of the number.

And it's a Google.

and he was like reciting on the answers and he was like i definitely don't think it's a google and the guy coughed and then he's like wait maybe it is and the the host was really confused i think it was who wants to be a millionaire uk but it's actually really fascinating that is such a scandal because he won a million dollars yeah and his wife was there too and it was like a whole coordinated thing Oh my god.

Honestly, that's like kind of brilliant.

And the fact that they pulled it off and won the game, like they should keep the money.

Well, it reminded me of Slum Dog Millionaire.

Oh, for sure.

Maybe it was based off of that.

It's an amazing movie.

Amazing movie.

Yeah.

Amazing movie.

I totally agree.

It was one of those movies that I didn't see when it swept the Oscars.

And I'm like, oh, Slim Dunk Millionaires winning everything.

And then I watch it.

I'm like, oh, I understand why.

Oh, for me, it was like one of the first movies that I saw that was like of the Oscar season.

And I saw it that year.

And I was like, well, it should win every category.

It was the best movie.

It's also the only one you saw.

And then you feel like so proud and like you're literally like a cheerleader for just that movie.

I've been there.

Yeah, but I feel like we still do that to this day.

100%.

Except now to this day, I've usually seen like of the top five or six movies, I've seen like three.

Yeah, and that's all you can hope from us.

No, a hundred percent.

Um, but I actually feel like I learned a lot during my time on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.

It was just like random questions: like, do you know what

is featured on European currency

on European currency?

So, I'll give you some of the oh, yeah, give me the four choices.

Um, it was

inventions, okay,

architectural buildings, okay,

Oh, like landscapes.

Okay.

And I forget.

So

three.

And it's all of

Europe.

European banknotes.

European banknotes.

Inventions.

I would say the buildings.

Yeah.

And also, I would say that because of the way, like, I just know you're, I realize that.

Oh, you had to cover one first.

Like, you weren't going to say the one I had.

That is exactly what I did.

And you sandwiched the answer in the middle.

Oh, shit.

And then you gave me another cover.

Am I so easy to read?

That's exactly what I did.

Wow, I'm shook.

Yeah, so I didn't know that.

So I was just like learning a lot last night.

That's really interesting.

I'd like you're really educating yourself.

No, I know.

And I'm really, and like, so the first six questions are like really silly because it's like you went $50, $100, $200, up to $1,000, and they're kind of easy.

And like, I deadass felt really stupid because I did not know one of them.

Oh, and I was watching with Ben.

You know, you really learn a lot about people when you watch trivia with them.

Do you know Ben did not know who Amelia Earhart was?

Wow.

And

so what is, where is Ben now?

Oh, he knows now.

And he was like, oh, yeah, like I feel like he's still in the home.

I mean, like, I shamed him out of the house.

I'm like, you don't know who Amelia Earhart is?

Take Theo for a walk.

But then in his defense, I didn't realize, I guess, I never put together that Adam's apple is actually like a biblical reference from Adam and Eve.

Did you know that?

Oh, maybe if I had thought long hard enough about it, but no, that's not what I would have thought of first.

Me neither.

But it was like, which body part

is from the Garden of Eden.

Oh, I didn't ask.

I had already shamed him into like silence.

That is so funny.

Yeah, he's never going to answer a question again.

No, never.

And I just, I've always found it interesting.

Like, Ben, and I'm actually the same way too.

Like, I lack so much basic knowledge, like, of like things like, I guess, everyone knows.

And that was one of those things where I'm like, you don't know who Amelia Earhart is?

I'm like, wow, you're dumb.

Yeah, you're worse than me.

Oh, totally.

Wow.

Okay.

I'm loving, I'm loving this trivia journey for you.

I love trivia, and I want that to be like my thing.

Like, oh, that girl, she's like so trivial.

Trivia queen.

Yeah, trivial.

She's so trivial.

You don't want them to say that about you.

I know.

Great.

Well, I had a really great weekend, like a really great mix of plans and no plans.

Balance.

I think that's what they would call balance.

I read a very good book called Love Your Life by Sophie Kinsella, and I would recommend it to anyone who's just like needing a light pick-me-up who hasn't read like a book in a while.

That was me.

And it was just light and fun and made me laugh a number of times.

Oh, love to see it.

Kind of like Girl With No Job by Claude Yash, right?

That's how I would describe that book too.

Yeah, no, me too, for sure.

And while we're on the subject of books, I'm so glad you brought that up.

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It comes out January 26, 2021.

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I just need good pre-sale numbers so I can get into airports.

That's pretty much the only reason.

So check it out, girlwithnojob.com slash book.

I would really appreciate, you know, any and all support.

Love to see it.

We love to support you.

Thank you so much.

I'd love to be supportive.

Even the last night when we were FaceTiming, you almost lost me as a fan.

Yeah, well, Jackie quoted my special and she just, she used the quote wrong.

Claudia just like didn't find what I was saying applicable.

And it's like, you're going to come for me for supporting you?

I wasn't necessarily coming for you.

You just left me hanging.

I definitely left you hanging.

But it was just because I was like so invested in the crown because that's what I did last night.

Oh, I haven't started the crown yet.

That's going to be my activity today.

I was just like...

I wasn't ready and I didn't want to rush it.

It's like, I've been waiting so long for this.

I'm not going to watch it hastily in the middle of a book.

I'm going to take my time with it.

Like, Bruno's never seen the crown, so I have to explain the backstory to him.

And I just, I'm so excited.

That's going to be my afternoon today.

And I'm thrilled.

I'm only two episodes in.

I'm so excited.

I, too, am savoring it.

I'm not trying to rush through it.

But, you know, I'm actually like not a big fan of like the Diana years in terms of just like the monarchy.

Yeah, pop culture.

And yeah, and pop culture.

Like, I actually, and I think I might be alone and controversial in saying like I wasn't like a huge Diana fan.

And I actually, I take the side of the monarchy, like in the monarchy versus Diana.

I think I just usually take the side of the monarchy yeah um so I'm looking forward to like how they portray her um because it's one of two things like was she you know sweet and innocent or was she like their sponsor general like we'll see what they say um so I'm just looking forward and like if you're a big Diana stan like you might not like what I have to say well let's see how it goes how it goes you'll watch it first I but she is a carbon copy the actress it's crazy how much she looks like Diana the hair is really tricky I've seen some of the photos oh I'm sure

That's why I don't like it.

That's why she doesn't like Diana.

It's literally like a bowl cut.

It's so bad.

She literally looks like she's like an eighth grader in the 80s.

Like, I hate the haircut so much.

But it, like, that's why I don't understand fashion because not only is it so bad.

That hair was like iconic.

It became the hairstyle, like, because of her.

So maybe it's just like my, you know, lack of fashion sense, but it's one of the ugliest hairstyles I've ever seen in my life.

And like, I can't understand it.

Sorry.

Well, we appreciate your artist.

She's like a child.

Like, she goes hunting with Philip.

And I'm like, that literally looks like Prince William, like when he was a kid.

Like, that's literally the hairstyle he had.

Oh, man, I'm so triggered by that hairstyle.

Oh, God.

I hope you can enjoy the season nonetheless.

Yeah, no, I definitely will.

It's just so good to have the game back together.

Oh, my God.

I'm literally so excited.

So, we'll have a full recap when we'll finish it at the same time.

We'll coordinate.

We'll finish it this week.

Yeah, we'll finish it.

Yeah, but like the same day so that we can discuss it.

Also, this is our last week of shows before Thanksgiving break.

We're very excited.

So that's just something exciting.

Usually this time of year, we head out west for Thanksgiving, but you know, due to the pandemic, we'll not be there.

So I am just going to spend more time in my bed.

And I think that's great because I've actually really been missing my bed.

And I think your bed has been missing you.

Yeah, definitely.

For sure.

So in addition to The Crown, I also watched Potomac last night, which will be in our TV recap segment.

As did I.

Also, we have a new episode of The Undoing to watch.

I didn't watch it last night.

It's weird for me to be back on a show that's...

episodic and like weekly.

Yeah.

It feels so unnatural and like I just it's not enough for me to get by but like everyone's talking about last night's episode.

So, before it gets spoiled for me, I just have to watch it when I get home today.

Got it.

And I'm going to save it.

I've come this far, like, I'm going to keep waiting.

I think I can avoid no one's really like spoiling, and I still have no idea what it's about, like, literally, no clue.

So good.

And I'm going to continue down that path because I just want to treat myself.

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Like, yes, we should be getting gifts for everyone in our lives.

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And you know what?

It's like, I have so many people in my life who love me, but who loves me more than me?

Absolutely no one.

And who knows what you want better than you?

Actually, I'm very indecisive.

It's my Enagram 3 thing.

So actually.

I think I know what you want better than you.

1,000%.

I just like say things and I forget, you know?

Yeah.

I think we should normalize getting gifts for ourselves.

I think it's been normalized.

I don't think you have to like.

Sometimes you need a reminder.

Yes, a reminder, for sure.

So I wonder what I'm going to get myself this year.

Yeah, I'm thinking like, I don't know, a jet.

Okay, first story, really the big story from the weekend.

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudakis have ended their engagement after seven years.

Their children are the priority.

Wait, were they not married?

No, they were engaged for seven years.

It was the seven-year engagement.

Interesting.

Yeah, that's always, I didn't realize that beforehand, but that's always like a red flag.

Right, and not that there's anything wrong with not being married, but it's like if you're getting engaged, it's with the purpose of getting married.

Yeah, but you know what?

Actually, I'm taking that statement back because now that I think about it, sometimes we talk about celebrities who probably like shouldn't get married for like legal and financial reasons, but they are life partners.

And, you know, you want to wear a ring,

so you get engaged, but then you don't get married.

Yeah, I guess, like, I think maybe now people who are just like permanently engaged, that's like the new like partnership, you know?

Yeah, and I actually see

complete like the reason why you would do that.

And right.

So I take back what I said.

Okay.

I'm taking it back.

The couple share two sons.

I mean, they share a son, Otis Alexander, and a daughter, Daisy Josephine.

I just love those names.

Me too.

I actually was really shocked by this.

I just kind of, there are some people who are like so cemented in their relationship that like you legitimately forget about them.

No, you forget about them.

Like their ships are out at sea.

They're anchored.

And they're not coming in and out of the port.

You're not thinking about them.

There's no real maintenance.

maintenance.

And this was one of those ships and

the ship has sunk.

I just feel like there are some people in this world whose like relationship goals were Olivia Wilde and Jason Sadegas.

And they're rethinking everything.

No, and I'm thinking of those people because it can be a real shock to your system when like the belief system you built like on love is like surrounded on like this one relationship and then it's over.

No, I know.

And like there are a few couples where it's like, I'm worried if something ever happens to them because for the people who have like

invested so much in them

emotionally.

And it's like if these certain couples break up, like love isn't real, you know?

For some people.

For some people, yes, of course.

But I feel like this might have been like a real goals couple for like a lot of like Pinterest like users.

And I'm just, if you're one of them, I'm hoping that you're okay.

And I'm just checking in on you.

Yes.

Well, the split happened at the beginning of the year.

A source close to the couple tells people it's been amicable and they transitioned into a great

co-parenting routine.

The children are the priority and the heart of the family's relationship.

Well, that's actually really nice for them that they, you know, broke up in the beginning of the year, they figured it all out, they're definitely like in the better place now, and now they're releasing the news and like they had all this time and space to be able to do that.

Do you think that this was a quarantine like result, or like maybe they're just weren't shared?

Well, when I hear beginning of the year, like I think January through March, right?

Yeah,

so that was

not quarantine, quarantine, right?

Yeah, okay, I'm just still really surprised.

Yeah, it's it's surprising.

They're like mad cute, and

I don't know, but then I also just feel like it's what's best, clearly.

You know, it's not like they didn't give it a whole college try.

Yeah, I just feel like everything celebrities do these days is just so predictable.

So when there's a story that like legitimately like surprises me and like catches me off guard, I'm like shook by that feeling, you know?

Yeah.

And when there's a couple that has managed to keep their breakup out of the spotlight for let's say six months, it's amazing.

Totally.

Yeah, good for them, honestly.

Yeah, I feel like

he's not my type, but like, I I feel like people are obsessed with Jason Sadegis.

He gives me Justin Timberlake vibes.

No, don't sell his name.

No, I'm just saying looks-wise, which is like not my type, but I feel like there's a lot of, you know, single women who are like really excited about this, you know?

That's true.

And I'm happy for them.

I'm not one of them, but I'm really happy for you guys.

I don't associate him with the Justin Timberlakes of the world.

Oh, that's so funny.

So for me, like, because he's funny, like, he goes into like the funny guy category.

And that automatically makes you more handsome.

Yeah, and that's a great, like, bin to be in.

Yeah, it's like the Vince Vaughan bin.

Yeah, the Jason Siegel bin.

He is in that bin for me.

Where is he?

I don't know.

He needs to come.

Where are you?

Wherever you are.

We miss you.

We miss you.

Like, you just, I feel like he made so much money with

How I Met Your Mother and like then his iconic movies.

Like he's just like doesn't need to work, but he doesn't know like the Jason

Siegel stands are like so waiting with bated breath.

And if you could just like do something for us, like it would mean a lot.

It would mean a lot.

Like we could really use that right now what do you think what was his last actual like working job well you know there's one way to find out imdb literally my best friend and i recently found out that i've been paying imdb pro 21 a month for like a year i don't even remember signing up for it you sign up through your amazon and i'm like so upset about it okay so he's currently filming a movie called the sky is everywhere oh that doesn't sound funny no and he plays a character named big

Shit.

Yeah.

Fuck, that sounds like he's trying too hard.

Before that, in 2020, he was in the Princess Bride TV series short.

I feel like we reported on that, that it was coming, and I guess it came.

Don't remember.

Before that, he was in Dispatches from Elsewhere.

Maybe I'm not a Jason Siegel standard.

I've never heard of these.

Our friend.

Before that, come Sunday, before that, The Discovery, before that, the end of the tour, he played David Foster Wallace.

Is that the author?

Yeah, I'm like, it's not David Foster.

No, no, no, I didn't think it was.

You know, he wrote that poem about telephone polls.

Before that was the travesty called Sex Tape.

Oh, that was a travesty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that really was like his last

work that we would know.

Got it.

Okay.

Well,

he's due for a comeback.

Yeah, like,

it's time.

I just feel like he doesn't care.

Like, he's so rich.

I know, but you know, like, if he's an artist, like, the art

compel him.

No, artists are so compelling.

And they're compelled.

Compelled to do so.

Right, right, right.

No, I hear that.

They don't just like make art for the profit.

Oh, some of us do.

No, but then that's not real art, you know.

Oh, you know what?

I beg to disagree.

I beg to differ.

Sorry.

You really want to disagree?

Yeah, no, I'm begging you.

Please disagree with me.

No,

I'm over this whole narrative where it's like, if you want to make money, like you can't be good at your job.

Like, why can't you want both?

Oh, my God.

No, that's really not what I said.

And I was just like speaking on behalf of artists.

I really wasn't like trying to start with you.

Yeah, no, I actually, as I was falling asleep last night, I was having this like argument in my head.

Do you ever like, maybe I'm, I'm such a- Just like go through all my arguments point by point?

Kind of, but do you ever like, I go through my arguments, but I'm like, if I was ever invited on Joe Rogan, like, this is what I would say.

And like, I go through the interview in my head about like all the good points I feel like I make that like I want to talk to Joe about.

Do you know what I mean?

A hundred percent.

Oh, okay, okay.

And I don't know if that's just because we are who we are, but like we talk for a living.

I feel like people just like talk to themselves in their heads.

Like, my whole day is just like conversations with myself that I never have.

Actually, that was a point that we made from one of our books in The Redheads.

It was like, she, it was actually a terrible, not a terrible book, but it was a little above our Redhead pay grade.

But she was from Glass Hotel.

She was like, had a long-lost friend or relative or something that she had argued with in her head so many times.

So that by the time they got to the point of the conversation, it was like so easy because she had said everything a million times.

That's funny.

You know what I mean?

So that's what I feel like it is.

Like, even if it's just like a friend or something, you're always just like going over your points in your head.

Oh, and I'm the queen of like going over points in my head 700 times.

And then, like, when it comes to the conversation, I'm like,

I didn't mean no, literally, like, I'm the worst.

People just assume that because I'm like really extroverted and like chubby, that I'm like, I like live for confrontation.

And I fucking hate confrontation.

Like, I'm actually like, I will, I'm so conflict diverse.

Like, I will do anything like not to have an uncomfortable conversation.

But people are always trying to start with me because they just think it's like what I want, you know?

Because I give off that energy.

Maybe people are trying to start with you because they have something to say to you.

No, I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Damn.

Okay.

Well, condolences to the Sudakis.

Wild stands.

And also, now they're two interesting A-list people back on the market.

Look forward to seeing what they do next.

Wait, actually, just one more thing about this.

Who did you think of when you heard that these people broke up?

Like, do you have like a friend who's like, like, they're...

like their go-to couple is like Jason Sudekis and Olivia Wilde?

Well, no, but we have a friend who for some reason just reminds me of Jason Sudakis.

Well, I know what the reason is.

Kristen and Pete.

They do?

Yeah, just like it's a long story, but they just remind me of Jason Sudecas.

I like immediately thought of my friend Abe, who's like obsessed with Jason Sudegis and like thinks Olivia Wilde's like the hottest girl who ever walked the earth.

Oh.

And I'm like, I'm worried about him today.

I'm going to have to call him.

I'm going to have to call him today just to like check in.

Check in on your friends who are standing Olivia Wilde because they're not okay.

Yeah, and also just check in on your friends.

Period.

Yeah.

Please check in on me.

Next up, speaking of some relationship news, Taylor Swift says says Joe Altwin absolutely understands how fame affects their privacy.

Taylor Swift and boyfriend Joe Alwyn's lack of privacy in their relationship was the inspiration behind one of her new songs, and it happens to be Claudia Ashre's favorite song from the new album, Peace.

Is this from the interview with the Paul McCartney cover?

Paul McCartney.

Okay, first of all, if you haven't listened to Peace by Taylor Swift, I know it's like, if you hate Taylor Swift, you think you're cool, just listen to the song.

Like, it'll make you cool.

The songstress told Paul McCartney in their new cover story for Rolling Stone that the effort she made to give her current beau a sense of normalcy was a challenge she worked to overcome.

Peace is actually more rooted in my personal life, she said to McCartney.

I know you have done a really excellent job of this in your personal life, carving out a human life within a public life and how scary that can be when you do fall in love and you meet someone, especially if you met someone who has a very grounded, normal way of living.

Without outright naming Joe, Swift discussed the tuned piece in the context of the relationship she's in now.

They have been linked since spring 2017 and are notoriously private.

Wow, I guess it's been three years now since they've been together.

I like forget that she has a boyfriend because they're so private.

Yeah, but we always knew peace was about just that.

Yeah.

So it's always nice to get confirmation on the theories.

Oh, yeah.

And it's actually like the premise of the song is actually really sweet.

Like, I'm sure being Taylor Schiff's boyfriend has like amazing benefits, like the planes and all that stuff.

But it's got to be...

quite difficult sometimes.

And I feel like that song that she wrote is like so beautiful.

It's like an apology.

Like, sorry, my life is so messy.

But then it's like, even if she was a regular girl, like, everyone's life everyone no one has peace there's always ups and downs yeah um but i actually really liked the concept that uh rolling stone did with those covers there was like three different covers with three like kind of new contemporary and like older um musicians like banded together and you know i saw paul mccartney at dinner like two weeks ago did you say hi no he is so old like i've like he's so old looking I don't know how old he is in real life, but.

Well, there's one way to find out, Claudia.

Oh, my God, Jackie, like, gets an iPad once.

I know, because everyone's like,

hold on.

He is 78.

Yeah, I was getting more like 88 vibes.

Okay, that's always what you want to hear.

Yeah, no, he was really giving me, like, remember when we used to go to the country club in Florida with our grandparents?

Yes.

Like, everyone was a raisin.

Like, that was the vibe.

Got it.

Yeah.

Got it.

Okay.

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Who?

Hoei Kardashian.

Actually, she would.

She 100% would.

And she's moving out of her magical calabasis home.

Bye-bye Beautiful.

This is crazy.

This is crazy because she has lived there for a really long time.

I I feel like a lot of the other sisters have moved around a lot, but she has lived there for a while.

And didn't she just renovate it?

Remember, she had to rent because she was renovating it?

Oh, very, very true.

And she just had the home and it come into her garage.

Like, what was the point?

I mean, who knows?

I'll be so curious to see where she moves next, but the home sold for $15.5 million,

which is more than double the $7.2 million she paid for it six years ago.

Wow, what?

Look at this investing queen.

Also, this home is so rich in history.

It used to belong to Justin Bieber before her.

And then before that, it belonged to the ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, Nicole Murphy.

Wow.

I just feel like this home has really good vibes and energy.

And I feel like every time we've seen it on the show, I love Chloe's decorating style.

And I feel like that's also why it sold for a lot, like with all of the furniture.

Like, look at this fire pit.

We've seen it on the show, but like, doesn't that just look like a dream?

No, Chloe's furniture and design aesthetic is like oversized luxury, oversized comfort.

Like every chair is enormous.

Every couch is enormous.

Her bed is fucking huge.

Like, I, if I was like super, super rich, like, I would have Chloe's like everything.

Like I would buy everything that she has.

100%.

Like the fact that we saw her bedroom so much in this most recent season of keeping up with the Kardashians and the fact that she has a living room in her bedroom with like big chairs and a fireplace like was just nuts.

Nuts.

Interesting real estate fact to it is that the estate now holds the record for the highest price per square foot of any home ever sold in Calabasas.

Wow, look at Chloe.

I'm so shook.

I know.

And I really feel like it has to do with what we've been saying about her style of home.

And all the renovations she did.

Yeah, just like who wouldn't want to move into that beautiful beautiful house and i feel like homes that have like rich celebrity history like in calabasas like always just go yeah like what what what like non-famous rich person like doesn't want to live in chloe kardashian's house no i have no clue like i would invite all my friends over and like sniff the sheets like totally because this is where chloe farted like let's sniff it sniff sniff wait this i just like i don't know why i find this so interesting no me too and i also can't help but think about where she's going to be moving.

I feel like she's like moving down the block.

For sure, but like

maybe an even bigger, crazier, more beautiful home if possible.

You know what I actually found really interesting on this most recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians when they did the drive-by for Courtney's birthday party?

How like Courtney, and I thought this before, they only show Courtney's home from the back, but when they do the drone and they go above the house, you can see she actually lives really, really close to her neighbors.

Like there was a home right across the street and on either side, which I just found shocking because I feel like they live on like estates and I feel like their plots of land are really big, but there's like it's like a cul-de-sac.

There's like a house in the city.

That is interesting.

On the drive-by party, it did look like, you know, it's like a cocoa bretone.

Yeah.

But from the back, it's like a whole thing.

Yeah, I just found that interesting.

Like, Courtney Kardashian has like neighbors who like legit live a stone's throw away.

Yeah, that is interesting.

Yeah, it's just not what I expected.

Oh, so you know what?

Kim doesn't have neighbors.

You know what else is interesting?

Oh my god, Kim doesn't have anything.

And I don't think Chris does either because she has that long driveway.

Like

they actually, you know, they really pulled a fast one on us with Chris Jenner's home.

Yeah, they show us a different house.

They don't show us that the outside anymore But they used to show us that like brown house which was like not even remotely it I don't even think that house is like in California like it was just so not it and then I feel like they made it seem like she moved but her house her kitchen looks the same Yeah, but she keeps renovating

filming like these quarantine scenes It feels like it's almost like a guest house.

Yeah, and it's so like airy.

Oh, that's a totally different house.

You're right.

You're right.

She definitely did move because she did architectural digest and that was like not even that was not the checkered floors.

Right, but then someone actually like sent me this picture from rob's profile where he was in the checkered floor two staircase like people think maybe he maybe moved in there that house there's something they definitely didn't sell that house it's like i feel like they really regret selling their original home like that ranch oh for sure because that's like a piece of pop culture history and now the second home with the checkered floors where jennifer lawrence came you know like that's a piece of pop culture history too and i don't think they should or would ever sell it yeah but i don't think chris lives there full time but now i'm saying like allegedly perhaps there's a chance that rob's living there Yeah.

And with the quarantine stuff, Kim and the kids like walked across the street to

Chris's house.

Remember to get Cheetos?

Yeah.

So I feel like whatever neighborhood Kim is in, Chris is in too.

Yeah.

Which is like the richer, richer part of like Hidden Hills, Calabasas.

I think Chloe and Courtney live really, really close to each other because they both have neighbors, which Kim and Chris do not.

And I have no idea where Kylie lives because we like never.

Oh, she just moved into that.

She just got her new one.

The fortress.

Yeah.

Is that in Calabasas?

No, it's like, it was in the the valley.

Yeah, it was like out.

It was like, that's why we spoke about it.

It was like 30 minutes out of Calabasas.

Interesting.

Yeah.

But Kylie's like a woman of.

She does her own thing.

And she's also like out on the town constantly.

Like her living an hour away, like up north from like the life of Hollywood.

The life of Kylie.

It doesn't work for a 22-year-old, but for Kim, who's 40, like it's lovely.

Lovely.

And who has a million kids?

Exactly.

I could talk about Kardashian real estate like all day.

Like, remember that house that Rob and China were living in that like Chris bought for them?

Yeah.

That was such a weird time in pop culture.

Like, it was.

When Chris was just like trying hard to, like, make it all work.

I mean, that's what she does.

That's what she does.

Okay.

And next story, some exciting happy couple news.

That also is just like a marker of time.

Okay.

Love is Blind, Lauren Speed and Cameron Hamilton, and Amber and Barnett are celebrating their second wedding anniversaries.

Okay.

Did anyone else feel like we watched Love is Blind in quarantine?

Like, I.

We watched it the week before quarantine, literally, because when Cameron and Lauren came on our show, it was like in March.

It was, and I remembered like we were when they came to the end of the year.

And how would it be two years?

Because they filmed a year before it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, that makes more sense because I'm thinking, I'm like, this show did not air two years ago, but it filmed two years ago.

It filmed two years ago.

They got married two years ago.

So it's just like really interesting.

And we have two happy couples celebrating wedding anniversaries.

I mean, Lauren and Cameron are like the least surprising thing ever.

Like they are so meant to be true love.

But I did not have high hopes for Amber and Barnett.

Like I thought that they would fizzle out quite fast.

And they're actually very cute.

Yeah, they are very cute.

All four of them are.

And you would think, like, being in a new relationship is hard, especially when you met on a reality show.

And there are so many things that even after you've gotten married, like, you need to work out with your partner.

Plus, like, one year into marriage, you go into quarantine together.

Like, that is just so crazy.

But I'm glad to see that all of these couples are doing so well.

No, it makes me really happy, too.

Are there any couples from Too Hot to Handle?

No.

No, because I think the only ones who are...

Francesca.

Yeah, Francesca and Harry, but they're definitely.

They're just not together.

So this is just really shocking.

I actually loved Love is Blind.

I thought it was like such an interesting premise for a reality show.

It was also like cringy and amazing, which is what makes it great.

But I also think like the experiment behind it was actually interesting.

Like is Love Blind?

Interesting human experiment.

And I think it is.

Yeah, I agree.

I think it can be.

I'm really happy for them.

Actually, you know, Amber came up on my TikTok for you page.

She was going off.

Like she replied to this comment because someone was like, aren't you the girl whose like husband had to bail her out of like student loan debt?

And she just like went off on like how she got herself into debt.

And like Barnett has debts too.

And like she's since paid it off by herself.

I'm like, fuck off.

Like, I'm sure that's like the one comment she gets.

Like, people are always like to me, like, why don't you wear your say yes to the dress, dress for your wedding?

And I'm sure, like, for her, it's like 10 times worse.

And like, that's what she always gets.

Like, did you ever pay off like your $700 Ulta bill?

Like, that's literally what it was.

That's probably what she gets all the time.

And it's two years now.

It's like, fuck off.

And so I actually really loved her response.

She went off on this TikTok, but it's probably annoying as fuck.

Yeah, for sure.

Like, everyone in America has debt.

Get over it.

Get over it.

Yeah, so I just think that's really interesting news.

Two years married for these couples.

It is an interesting marker of time.

That's exactly what it is.

And our fifth and final story is your daily Nathan Apodaka update.

Oh my God, I'm so excited.

What happened now?

The viral dream skateboarder has 320,000 reasons to smile because he has a new home that he paid $320,000 in cash for.

Wow.

It's a five-bedroom, three-bathroom crib

in Idaho Falls.

Wow, five bedrooms in Idaho Idaho for $300 it's a dream

we gotta move

we gotta move yeah oh my god every time I hear an update on this guy I fall more and more in love with him and I think he's literally turning into America's sweetheart like I don't know I just someone who rises to fame so quickly makes like a lot of money really quickly and doesn't just like move to LA and like start dating Instagram models like I don't know it's it's just so rare yeah the fact that like he literally

got so famous like proposed to his longtime girlfriend and I like bought a house in his hometown.

Like, we have absolutely no choice but to stand this role model.

Like, we have no choice but to stand.

This is so beautiful.

Like, this is just the definition of a story that keeps getting better.

This is the American dream.

It really, really is.

And it's like the going viral.

It's the 2020 American dream.

100%.

And, like, he's really, really famous.

I saw him do, he shot a commercial with Snoop Dogg.

Like, he's really getting up there.

He's going to be in a Super Bowl commercial 100%.

For who?

I'm not sure.

Ocean Spray.

Oh, duh.

Oh, my God.

That'll be good.

And if, and if they don't make, like, if they don't take the opportunity, like Ocean Spray, like, I'll be really disappointed.

Yeah.

And if they don't, then like, I don't know, Minute Mage should.

And can I tell you what I learned about Ocean Spray?

I think someone posted it in one of the Toast Facebook groups and why it's like so wonderful that like this viral moment happened for Ocean Spray.

Because yes, Ocean Spray is like this big corporation, but it's actually like the biggest coalition of farmers like in the country.

So it's like the company is made up of 700 like family-owned farms and like the board.

I don't know how it works, but it's like, it's not a typical corporation.

Like it's actually like a farmer's coalition.

And they all send in their cranberries?

Something like that, you know, and they all like run the company together.

It's beautiful.

I'm not entirely sure how it works.

It's beautiful.

Yeah, right?

So it's like, it's not corporate greed.

Like the farmers are winning.

Yeah.

And we'd love to see farmers winning.

We'd love to see farmers winning.

We are farmers.

Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Happy for them.

Anyways, that's your latest update on Nathan Apodaka.

And we promise to never stop updating you because I'm just, until like he doesn't become relevant, like I will be talking about him forever.

I'm just and I just, we need to thank TMZ for constantly giving us these updates.

It's always TMZ who's like with your latest Nathan Apodaka to it.

Like random tidbit of information.

Yeah, definitely.

I just, I hope that he stays famous forever and like just keeps on winning.

100%.

That's all you can hope for someone.

So we have a Real Housewives of Potomac recap, which

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Okay, Real House is a Potomac.

So this trip actually looks super fun.

And I really was getting annoyed that, like, I knew we weren't going to get that black latex moment between Candace.

Fuck you, Ashley.

Fuck you.

Like, I just, I can't believe how long they've been teasing it.

I was at like the 45-minute mark, and I'm like, it hasn't happened yet.

Yeah, and it's not going to happen.

We didn't even get to that party.

Yeah, there was a lot of like stuff leading up.

There was also like a lot, I realized, of like scenery.

Like, they're doing like so much, they're just sightseeing.

No, no, not even that, like, where, you know, they usually like do a drone over Portugal and then we zoom into the women.

There's just like so much

stuff.

B-roll, exactly.

Which it's like, it's nice to see Portugal, but I do feel like they're dragging out this conversation.

100%.

And just two things that happened this episode that made me take note.

And they happened at the end of the episode.

Okay.

One, Robin and the hats and the modeling and the leaving Karen out when like Karen's photos were no better or worse than anyone else's.

When they put them up on the screen, I'm like, what am I missing?

These hats are ugly, but the photo's fine.

The photo's fine.

The one where she was turned to the side, like against the wall, like like perfectly fine.

Like the fact that she can't have it on her website and that next week, like Karen's gonna have to be like, where's my photo?

Yeah.

It was like so cruel, I thought.

I agree.

And like, Robin, like, that's what you're contributing to the season.

Like, you've literally been mute all season, so irrelevant.

And now you're gonna start drama with Karen over a hat where, like, literally you're making such a mountain out of a molehill.

Like, there was nothing wrong with that picture.

There was nothing wrong with that picture.

There was nothing so spectacular about the other girls' photos that like Karen's wouldn't fit in with theirs.

I thought it was like mean girl, so mean.

Going out of your way.

Going out of their way to be mean and like Giselle being like, well, it's because like she's not hip.

Like neither are you.

You're truly one to

wear those hats.

No, Giselle is wearing.

Giselle has incredible chutzpah to talk about anyone else's style because the ponytail that she was wearing all episode was horrible and that dress.

No, it gets worse every single episode.

Like it really does.

There have been some really funny memes.

Like I guess right now we're all just like talking about no the Potomac audience has really just openly embraced

on Giselle's terrible style choices.

And I actually want to support Robin in this adventure because I want her to be successful and she's been through a lot, but it just really rubbed me the wrong way.

And then her professional, she's like, I really don't want to like do this to Carr.

And it's like, so then don't do it.

It's so contrived.

It's not like the photo is so bad, like where they're all blurry.

Or like the screen, the lens cracked.

No, it's

a standard picture.

The hats are ugly.

Like none of the other photos were that great.

Like we're really getting specific here.

She's going out of her way to make it seem like this photo is so much worse.

There was nothing there.

She's being mean to Karen.

And I now find myself being so incredibly defensive of Miss Karen Huger.

Like, I stand till the day I die.

The only thing I didn't agree with her on this episode was constantly bringing up Juan proposing.

Because if Giselle's giving her the heads up, like, shut the fuck up.

There's like something going on like that you don't need to know, but just like stop bringing it up.

A good friend knows like not to bring it up.

Well, I don't think she brings it up again after that.

I just didn't think she knew what she was doing before, but I also like couldn't keep up with what people knew and what people didn't know.

And also like i just don't care about it no i know i just i agree though that the hat thing was like really going out of your way to be mean like really really mean now i'm also it's crazy how most of the time i'm like very steadfast in my housewife beliefs like if i love you i love you even if you wrong me like i'll still love you but i think this has been like a really transitional season for me and when i think about how far i've come like at the beginning of potomac I literally hated Ashley Darby and I fucking hated Karen Huger so much.

And I really like Dan Giselle.

And I low-key like loved Candace and now I am so turnt like it's literally the opposite like I think Ashley Darby is one of the best housewives ever like she really lays it out she's always involved in the drama but she's always knows how to like move past it like I just think she's amazing and I think Karen Huger is like so wise like I really like want to nestle nestle my like face in her neck and just like go to sleep.

Like I just really like trust her.

And I can't stand Giselle.

I think she's like actually one of the meanest girls I've ever met in my life and cannot stand Candace for obvious reasons.

I completely completely agree.

And I pretty much agree with you because in the beginning, like I was totally Team Giselle and now I'm totally not.

But I've always really liked Ashley.

I've always thought she contributed so much to the show.

And now just seeing her like in this new role where she's like kind of wiser and more compassionate.

Very wise and more empathetic.

Like I'm just like, I love this for her.

And I love to see the growth.

She's younger than everyone.

So she like, her and Candace like both kind of have like a little bit more growing up to do.

And I feel like the Ashley Darby we know now is like so much more mature than the Ashley Darby we knew like five years ago and I just am loving her journey I love growth I think we are all entitled to it and like I just love I love to see it I do as well so that brings me to the second critical thing that happened in this episode which was the Ashley, Giselle, and Robin sitting by the pool, Ashley telling them about that she wrote a character statement.

And I just thought this, this scene was just so telling.

First of all, Giselle and Robin

were so shook by it because they really thought that they were going to get rid of Monique with this like they were so here like cheering on can even the fight cheering on Candice taking down Monique like just how dare she how dare she like just making it so much of a bigger deal and they're taking such a moral high ground such a moral high ground and like just not even associating with Monique but like now Monique is fighting back which she has every right to do

and they're like watching how it's gonna turn like swing the other way and they're like how could you what do you mean how could you she's just saying like, what her experience has been.

Also, when Robin was like, Well, why couldn't you just write a statement for Monique saying that Monique is a good friend and a good mom?

Like, the courts don't care what your friend thinks about her.

And that's not what they asked for.

Like, that's why.

Because that wouldn't do anything.

That wouldn't help Monique.

Literally, like, I just, I was, I wasn't surprised by

Robin and Giselle's reaction because they're just like so steadfast in their support for Candidates.

It was just like so interesting to watch them, like, so

shook, so shook because they, they're so here for

Candace, like coming for monique in every way and like really to the point where where monique will end up off the show which is what they always wanted yeah i don't i mean it's tough for her to like remain relevant when like she's literally not on the trip but i actually don't think that she will be off the show i don't think so either and even though she's not on the trip like is she getting paid for these episodes

i think she has like a seat i think you don't you get you get paid per episode And the assumption is that everyone's in every episode.

Right.

I think she might still be getting paid for them to talk about her.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know where we're going to go with casting after this.

I don't think we could really ever

have a season again with both Candace and Monique.

I don't think Monique's going anywhere.

Like, I don't know if that's crazy.

I actually think Candace has a higher chance of getting fired than Monique does.

I totally agree.

And...

A lot of the Bravo fans are really upset with Candace.

Candace is her own worst enemy because she might, in certain scenarios, like have, you know, some ground to stand on when it comes to like arguments with some of the ladies.

But what she pulls on social media is so childish and is so sophomoric.

Like, she gets herself into so much trouble.

Like, even when every time they repopulate those tweets, she sent about Ashley, like, bed wench, like, saying the most evil things.

Like, she's her own worst enemy, and now she's under fire.

Because I sent you this video.

I don't know if you watched it.

She did an Instagram live, like, talking shit about this bravo, like, blogger who like blogs a lot about Potomac.

I had never heard of him.

Basically, like, saying such evil, evil things, like, I hope he drops dead, his heart fails, like clogged arteries.

And literally, most very recently, he actually passed away.

What?

So, this video is going around of her, like, right before he died, like saying awful things about how she wished she'd, like, just like a blogger, like a fan of the show, like, nothing crazy.

Like, she's just going after him.

And it actually turns out that he passed away recently.

Like, I went down this rabbit hole on TikTok, you know, really scary stuff.

It's a horrible story.

So, she's just her own worst enemy because, yes, technically, Monique was the aggressor in the fight.

Yes.

But also, it's like what you do on the show, you can always make the argument that, like, it's for the show.

Editing.

You know, no, and like that, yeah, you know, I got loud or this or that, but like, we're on the show, like, that's what we're here to do.

But when you take it to those sorts of levels off the show, you have absolutely, like, no defense course, and it's just you like, like, show your true colors.

Yeah, on another level.

Yeah, no, she's, she says the most horrible things on social media.

I'm like, I kind of am with Ashley.

Like, I know we're on a show and, like, we were supposed to move past this, but I'm actually still really upset about all the mean things you said about me.

Like, sorry, I haven't moved past it, but I tried.

No, 100%.

And also, it's so funny because so much of Candice's like storyline the season is like not only did Monique do what she did, but like then she was on Instagram, like, you know, giving emojis to people.

It's like she did emojis.

Like you're literally so much worse.

Like look in the mirror.

And I just really felt Ashley when it's like, you know.

Candice doesn't care about what anyone's going through.

And then it's like Candice is like, I want to have a baby.

And everyone's supposed to be like, yay, this is great.

We'll be there for you.

When it's like, you just say awful things about everyone anytime they open up about anything.

So it's like, we're just supposed to be like, turn around and be happy for you.

No, also, Ashley and Candace had like buried part of their hatchet for sure, but they never really discussed like the way that Candace came for Ashley when she was starting her motherhood journey.

Like, even though, yes, they've gotten past some of their issues.

Like, what Ashley was bringing up that last night at dinner was like all new stuff that really ground that hadn't been covered yet.

So, I didn't feel like she was going back over it.

I actually thought she made really poignant points.

Yeah, I go.

Oh, so now you know, like, now you are exactly where I was last year.

And imagine if I wasn't supporting you, and I want to support you because, like, I that's

right, but like, just see how it feels.

Also,

Candace, like, every time when she's like, you know, when she said something this last night where it was like, after the trauma with Monique, like, I didn't know if I would, like, something about like still wanting to be a mom.

And it's like, are you like, the more dramatic she makes it, like, the

less we care,

the less I'm on her side.

And I think the less, like, I just don't believe anything she says anymore.

It's like, literally, it's been three seasons of like, I'm going to get a dog.

I'm going to have a baby.

I'm going to release the song.

It's like, come up with some new stuff.

No, I totally agree.

Like, stop talking about it.

Just be aware.

Do it.

Yeah.

wow she's not the most anointed one talking actually like i'm so over giselle but i love her i mean word on the street is that i'm the word on the street i i just like love her story her um taglines and you know who's really been killing not only the um confessional looks but the confessional shade isn't miss karen huger like

she's just

a queen no she's such a queen so when she's disrespected it really like it hurts it hurts yeah and she's you know she's the oldest one in the group like

no but that means something like to me

you know and

she doesn't get any respect, let alone the respect that she deserves.

And when that happens, like it really does bother me.

And so next week with the hats and the website, like I'm ready.

I really hope she says like, I don't care.

Like it's really not a big deal.

No, I hope she says like, oh, I don't care because your hats are hideous.

And I was just trying to be a good friend to you, but never mind that.

Yeah.

On to the next one.

And I just really hope she doesn't like.

Make Robin think like Robin like I think no Robin has this like or she has her website and like she thinks that there's like power there and like she's wheelsing it like like, I'm gonna let you in on the website.

Oh, no, I'm not.

And it's like, I just want her to know, like, nobody cares.

I, yeah, I hope Karen plays it that way, but I know that Karen will be hurt.

Of course.

But then also, it's like with the housewife, sometimes, like, the bigger the victim you are, like, the more you get, like, sympathy.

So, oh, if she, like, you know, says to says to Robin, like, you hurt my feelings, then all of a sudden, like, everyone's on Karen's side.

So.

Also, the only other thing I wanted to say is I usually think those like pre-planned pranks are so stupid, but I was actually hysterically laughing when Wendy pulled up her covers and the snakes are there.

Like that was very genuine and very funny.

And I loved them breaking the fourth wall and showing the girls watching on the monitor outside in the hallway.

Hysterical.

Very good stuff.

Very good stuff.

Yeah.

So hopefully next week we'll get the conversation between Candace and Ashley about the statement.

I'm not sure, but I actually think, but I thought so last week.

No, yeah, I don't know where else we could go without that conversation.

But other than that, it was a pretty good episode.

And tonight there's nothing on, right?

I know, but then I actually, I can't believe I'm going to say this.

Like,

I miss Bachelor on Mondays.

Like, I'm ready for it back.

Yeah, because then when it's on Tuesdays, then it's like Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, there's so much.

Smeak is just like so ramped up.

Yeah, I agree.

I think once Dancing with the Stars ends, Bachelor will be moved back one day.

I think that's how it works.

I don't know.

Got it.

But I don't work in programming, so I'm not sure.

That's all we got.

I think

that leaves space for us to watch The Crown tonight.

Yes, and that's exactly what I'll be doing once I, upon arrival to my home.

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