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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Wednesday, happy hump day.

It's a really hump day if Theo is not here to celebrate with us.

Theo's not here.

I just...

getting out of the house is it's a journey.

No, I don't blame you.

It's such a journey.

I know.

I don't blame you, and I understand there's a million reasons why Theo isn't here today.

It's just hard to celebrate hump day to get into the spirit of the holiday when he's not here cheering us on.

No, I fully understand that, but just know if you need someone to hump, like I'm always here for you.

You know what?

I might take you up on that.

And if enough hump days go by without Theo in the mix, watch out, Claudia.

I just couldn't, I just couldn't do it today.

Like, it was just a, getting out of the bath, like, waking up and getting out of the house was, some days it's easier than others, and today was really like an experience.

Yeah, I can understand that.

It's a crazy day right now.

I'm sure everyone was up late watching too close to call, too close to call.

So just don't fucking talk about it if it's too close to call.

It's just torture, and we're here being tortured again.

So

we're

tab of patience.

So the morning toast is the perfect distraction for you.

It is.

While these two close to call races get closer to call.

Yeah, it's, but you guys really honestly, like, it's too close to call.

And that's, that's the journey we're on right now too close to call So yes, as Jackie said, we're gonna just distract you from

our toasty thing It's Wednesday, which means we have dear toasters, which is a favorite day of mine because deer toasters that is our advice segment.

If you're new here, if you ever want to write in, you can always email us deartoasters at gmail.com.

Excited to see what you guys cooked up for us today, how we can help

in various situations.

I've heard that they're quite weird today.

So people just find themselves in the most odd predicaments.

We absolutely love to hear that they're quite weird today.

Yeah, and I never got an update on the girl whose husband was eating his toes and boogers during quarantine.

And if you're still a listener and we didn't like really scare you with the way we went in on your husband, please write us in.

I need an update.

What the fuck is going on?

Are you okay?

Are you still married?

Is your husband still a practicing attorney?

Does he still find a way to be an acrobat and pick his toes?

Let us know.

We're very curious over here at the Morning Toast.

Yes, we are.

We have a great show for you today.

Oh, you watched holiday yesterday and I want to talk to you about it.

I started to watch Black Pink light up the sky, but then I fell asleep because I created a vibe in my living room.

We were on the phone yesterday trying to create mutual vibes.

And Bruno and I fell asleep together on the couch.

So the Black Pink documentary had to wait, but I started it and it was really good so far.

I did try and cultivate a vibe in my living room.

For those of you who know, I live in an apartment and I've literally never sat on my couch.

Like, I don't know her at all.

Like, when can we have company maybe, but I pretty much like...

in quarantine spend most of it in bed and that's just been kind of toxic as of recently.

So yesterday I spent the majority of the day in the living room with candles.

I dimmed the lights.

I watched the holiday and I'm still waiting on a few key Amazon deliveries in order to have my vibe be fully cultivated.

But I definitely started it.

Then when Ben got home, he made a chili.

So we had like something on the stove.

And so it was really like a warm night and a vibe was definitely cultivated.

I too made a chili and...

It was delicious.

Yeah, Ben's was really good.

I'm sure Ben's was really good.

Mine is the award-losing chili.

His is the award-winning.

If you want to see how we each make our chilies, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast where we have the great chili cook-off.

I guess last night we had like a virtual chili cook-off.

I'm sure sure Ben's was still better than mine because you want to know why mine's vegetarian no the chili that he made last night was better than the chili he made in the cook-off it was so good I should have asked you to bring me some I know I have a lot fuck sorry go home get it you can come over and eat some if you want I might it was so good I will do anything for chili.

I fucking love chili.

I literally almost ate my whole vat of chili last night.

I have like one small Tupperware left.

It was the perfect thing to eat throughout the night because I had it as an appetizer, as an entree, and then as a dessert.

And a mousie-bouchie.

bouche but yes i did watch a holiday and i had a lot of thoughts i thought it was like a really cute sweet movie it was definitely too long Told you that you would say that.

What is Farouk from?

It was bothering me so much.

I mean, there's one simple, simple way to find out, but he is an extremely familiar man.

And at first, I was like, honestly, I don't know how she's going to choose.

Farouk is so handsome and he's a doctor.

And like, you just didn't expect the guy that her mother was trying to set her up with to be so handsome, but that guy is such a cutie.

He is from,

hold on.

It's like, you you know, I have to get to the

scar movie that we know.

Oh, wow.

He's in a lot of stuff that I've never seen.

He just looks so familiar.

He was in 90210.

That's not a good idea.

No, that's not what I know about him.

No, no, that's not going to satiate.

That's not going to satiate.

Okay, wait, I'm going to his IMDB because Google movies and TV shows like this.

They never know.

Stop.

Just read them all.

Maybe I've seen something you haven't seen him in.

The Resident, Fast and Furious, 15 Years Later, Agents of Shield, Viceroy's House, Halt and Catch Fire, Identity.

I'm obsessed with you, but you've got to leave me alone.

Love that for him.

The Hundred Foot Journey, Law and Order.

Mo, S V you?

No, it was like one episode.

California Scheming, Breaking the Girls, or Die, Switched At.

That's two different things.

Breaking the Girls, never die, or die.

Switched at Birth, The Domino Effect.

90210, he's in a number of episodes.

No, I don't.

The Good Wife, Star Wars, The Call.

No, we're gonna, we're gonna

wet this

you keep going.

Yeah, yeah, hold on.

Um, The Box, sorcerer's apprentice, whirling dervish, karma-con.

I don't need any of this shit.

Yeah, no, I need to wet.

What is that?

It's bothering me so much.

No, this is really.

Maybe it is 9020.

Now that I'm thinking about it, it does feel familiar.

I guess.

No, that's not enough.

It's just not enough for me.

Someone will let us know, but wow, there's nothing worse than that feeling of not being able to put your finger on where you know someone from.

And wait, I had that feeling also in the opening scene when Jackson goes to that girl's house for Christmas.

yes, Young and Hungry.

She's the roommate.

You know what?

I actually, she, I couldn't place her.

And so I thought if I knew what her name was, I would be able to know.

So I actually sat through the cast at the end to get to her.

And I got to her name, and I still couldn't figure it out.

But yes, Young and Hungry.

I know.

I actually love that actress.

I think she's so pretty.

But back to the movie.

Here was what I thought.

I thought it was very cute.

Like, elevated Hallmark borderline rom-com Netflix movie, big budget.

The movie honestly was like an advertisement for Chicago.

Like, it looked so fabulous.

How every holiday, like, where were these parties being held?

That New Year's Eve party looked like so glamorous.

The Signor DeMeyer party looked so fun.

All the bars, it's like it wasn't too packed.

It was like every party was like perfectly planned.

The Halloween party.

I'm like, I need to live here where all these fabulous holiday parties just magically appear.

Yeah.

It was fabulous.

Yeah.

Like, I need to live in a world where, like, I need to go to all these parties, so I need a holiday.

You know, and it's like, there's so many parties that I'm being invited to that it's like overwhelming and it takes up the whole year.

Yeah.

That was fabulous.

Yeah, so it was cute.

And she's so great.

She was great.

And there was a lot there was a lot of laugh out loud moments for sure.

And I was nervous because Emma Roberts is like a more serious actress.

But she's also quite comedic screen queens.

Well, yes.

And so I thought it might have the Emily and Powers effect where like this elevated actress comes to Netflix to like kind of play like a sillier role and just can't handle it like Lily Collins.

But I thought that Emma Roberts did a great job.

I thought she looked so cute the whole movie.

The Nicola Pelts of it all was so funny.

I thought it was great.

It was really, really funny.

Highly recommend.

Definitely got me in the holiday spirit while I was, you know, cultivating my vibe.

It definitely helped.

It added to the vibe cultivation.

Kristen Chenoweth was great in it.

I loved her relationship with her family.

I just love a family film, you know?

Yeah, it was definitely a family film.

He's not here to speak for himself, but what did Dio think of it?

Loved, love, loved it.

Like, watched the whole thing.

He thought it was cute.

He loved the scene at the end where the choir was like, Jackson.

Oh, yes.

That was so good.

Yeah.

It had really cute moments.

And I think, like, some of it was trying to become like an iconic rom-com.

Like some of it was giving me like Friends with Benefits vibe where it's like

it was, it had like these elements that were like kind of like rom-com iconic.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

No, it was really good.

It could end up there.

Maybe.

No, I don't think that it is going to, but.

No, I think it's

a great Netflix movie, especially for the holidays, even though it's not super holiday-centric.

Well, yes, because then in the first five minutes, Christmas was over.

And I'm like, but I guess that's like last week.

No, it's like Easter.

Yeah.

Valentine's Day.

Holidays.

Like, it's not

holiday.

This holiday.

Yeah, yeah, it's not the holidays.

It was really good.

I think I would recommend.

Great.

Yeah.

I would definitely recommend.

So check it out if you haven't yet.

You're two for two with your recommendations this week.

Woo, woo.

I don't know what I'm going to watch today.

I don't know what I'm going to watch today either.

I might read.

Oh, I have to edit the Redheads.

I'm very busy.

Ooh, the drama.

So much drama at the Redheads.

So much drama at Successful Savings.

So anything else you watched yesterday that you want to recap?

There was no TV on.

No, The Bachelorette was not on.

So we'll see what goes down next week after bail.

i think it's on thursday this week you're lying i heard that you're lying don't quote me on that but i that's what i think you're lying almost positive yeah yay yeah so that's good okay i can't wait i can't wait i'm well see taysha that's fine but thursdays are busy like i'm busy i'm booked and busy kardashi no and like my mind like on a thursday night like it's the weekend like i can't be bothered to be doing work and the bachelor

is work two hours plus kardashians and there's one other show on thursday yeah i think um not oce's tonight

something like that.

What are the something OC-like?

Oh, it's Don't Be Tardy's on.

No, no, no.

But we're not really busy.

There's another show on Thursday nights.

I don't think so.

Yes, I know.

Southern Charm.

Southern Charm.

Thank you.

Well, we're really in the thick of like a really busy TV schedule season.

Yes, so clear your schedules.

Yep, Thursday night, the Bachelorette, I think.

Okay,

let's hope you're wrong.

I mean, I usually am, but I'm really like, it devastates me to say, like, I think that I'm right.

Okay.

Well,

without further ado, ado, I do think that it's time to get into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And yes, Jacqueline, that may be true.

But you know what else is true?

Hmm.

Tell me.

You know what else is real?

Hmm.

You know what else is breaking up families across America?

What?

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True.

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Okay, first story: the news that everyone is talking about in the country, maybe even the world.

Real house dies at Beverly Hills, Erica Jane, and Tom Girardi break up after 21 years together.

And hopeless romantics around the world are devastated and heartbroken and a little remiss.

Yes.

Real Houses of Beverly Hills star Erica Jane is filing for a divorce from her husband, Tom Girardi.

After much consideration, I decided to end my marriage to Tom Girardi.

The reality star exclusively tells E-News.

This is not a step taken lightly or easily.

I have great love and respect for Tom and for our years and the lives we built together.

It is my absolute wish to proceed through this process with respect and with the privacy that both Tom and I deserved.

I request others give us that privacy as well.

So here's the thing.

There's like a big conspiracy theory online of people saying that, you know, Tom as the lawyer that he is.

And for years we've known that him and his law firm have just been going through kind of routine lawsuits, like they've...

they're being sued.

A lot of people are saying that, you know, Tom is getting up there in age.

And if he does pass away, she inherits those debts and those lawsuits and that her divorcing him kind of frees her from that financial burden if anything anything were to happen to him.

So I think that actually is just people being like hopeful that like there's no love lost.

I, you know, I'm sad because people had so much to say about them, but at the end of the day, I felt like their marriage was like strong and it spoke for itself.

And every moment we got of them together was like so earnest and sweet.

And I just hate that like we're not going to have that.

Yeah, I hadn't heard that conspiracy.

I mean, of course, I hope that it's true and it sounds like it makes a lot of sense.

But on the one hand, I'm like, oh, wow, true love is dead.

Like these these two, 21 years of marriage, like against all odds, made it work, like had a wonderful life together.

On the other hand, I'm like, yeah, of course.

Like, she's Erica Jane.

Of course.

Like, of course.

Yeah, like she's doing her thing.

So, on the one hand, I'm surprised.

On the other hand, like, I'm not.

It is surprising, though, that they would make this announcement now while we know that they're filming because that makes it a storyline.

Whereas if she did it in the offseason, it would be less of a spectacle and less of something for the women to talk about, which I do feel like she really values her privacy.

But you also have to think about how when

a housewife gets divorced and their life traditionally before the show was rich man trophy wife, your priorities shift almost overnight when yes, you probably get a settlement, but you're also now in charge of your own finances and and the show is such a big part of that.

So you want to invest in and they've been saying Erica's going to be a friend of housewife.

There's a lot of rumors about her maybe not being a full-time castmate.

So it's like her job is up in the air also while the stability of Tom and she can maybe make one serve the other.

Right.

So that's just all speculation.

I'm sure Tom is, you know, very generous and she'll be totally fine.

Yes, for the record, they do not have a prenup.

She had told that to Andy, pretty much saying that even if they had a prenup, like Tom is a shrewd lawyer, he would rip it to shreds.

Like it wouldn't stand.

So

that's just probably something a lot of people wanted to know.

No, I definitely wanted to know that because like I think a lot of people forget because she's like Erica Jane, but Erica Girardi is actually one of the most wealthiest housewives on that show.

They have two planes.

That place in Pasadena is huge.

Like they are super rich.

I would say she's probably she's richer than Kyle.

She's who's the richest on that show now?

Sutton.

She has two planes, Sutton Charters.

I don't know.

It does make you think, but like Sutton's just one woman.

Like I think Erica has two planes like because of her husband's business.

Yeah, but while they're still married, they they count just as much as Sutton.

So does Erica get one plane and Tom gets the other plane?

Yeah, you know, but keeping up a plane is so expensive that even if you're super rich, like sometimes it's just easier to charter, so you don't have to pay the fees for the pilot and stuff.

Which might explain Sutton.

Yeah, no, of course.

And if I was Sutton, like my kids are grown, I think, and I'm like a woman with a boyfriend, like I'm chartering.

I'm not being tied down to a hangar.

Can you imagine?

So this is really sad news.

No, I'm an unexpected timing.

Yeah, but you know what?

Becoming a housewife and the success that it provides for these women like really does change marriages.

Yes, that's what Melissa Gorga said on our show once, and I never forgot it.

She was like, and sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse, sometimes indifferent, but it's just a shift.

Right.

It happened for her and Joe, too.

It's like you spend your whole life, your whole marriage being like a mom, a housewife, picking up the kids, cleaning the house, making dinner, and then overnight, you're like a success, and you have this whole career, and like those priorities just shift.

And the husbands are like, wait, what the fuck happened?

Where's my dinner?

And it does affect a lot of marriages.

And I think that her and Joe joe like got through it really really well but some people it's just like such a shift that it breaks them yeah and you just are a different person than you were beforehand and those two people did not grow together so it's not always like the worst sad thing i don't think anything

nefarious happened here.

Me neither.

I just, I don't know.

I'm just sad.

Like I'm putting it really hard.

And I'm gonna hold off on feeling any other emotion until like whatever see the season comes out and like Erica explains it to us.

Not that we need an explanation, but just like, you know, she's the one who filed for divorce.

So I wonder what she's looking for and what she wasn't receiving.

I'm also really excited at the prospect of Erica Jane on the dating scene.

Like, she's a big-time celeb.

She's beautiful.

She could really just, Brad Pitt.

I don't know.

She could get whoever she wants.

She's fabulous.

Yeah.

That'll be exciting.

Still, Tom, I'm going to miss seeing him once a season.

Oh, my God.

Same.

No, no.

I'm taking this really hard.

I miss it, like, his support, like him showing up to like the club to watch his wife perform.

And just like hugging her and like really like i'm honestly gonna cry like being so proud of her like that's really all you could hope for in a partner like someone who just like lets you do your thing doesn't like judge you and like just wants the best for you and i'm really taking this very hard yeah me too because i love tom and i want him to be happy and erica but i feel like tom loves erica so much i feel like tom loves erica more than erica loves tom And 21 years of marriage is a long ass time.

So you always mourn when something like that comes to an end because it's sad.

Yeah, it's very sad.

Damn.

I'm so upset.

Like, there's.

I'm sorry.

I'm really upset.

We'll keep you posted if we hear anything else.

Hopefully, the conspiracy theory is true.

Hopefully.

Yeah, that's something to hold on to.

Like, they're still in love, but legally, just like, they think it's best not to be married.

Next up, Dancing with the Stars judge, Carrie Ann Inaba, is being bullied by fans.

Carrie Ann Inaba tells it like it is and won't be stopping anytime soon.

The Dancing with the Stars judge said she was cyber-bullied for her pointed critique of Caitlin and Ardham's jive performance on November 2nd.

She said, I still get bullied.

Right about this time is when people start to bully me because of the way I judge people.

I can't believe it still happens as adults.

Many fans took issue with the judge docking Bristow and Shig Vinsev points this week due to what she considered an illegal lift during their routine.

She said, I want to tell people who bully.

It doesn't make me change the way I judge.

I'm not about to change because you try to bully me.

It only makes me stand stronger in my convictions and what I believe in.

So I'm actually like not a Carrie Ananaba fan, but I actually really respected this like very candid response to people like we're all adults.

It's a TV show and like you're literally bullying me on social media because you don't like what I have to say.

Like get over yourself.

And not only that, you're not changing my mind.

If anything, I'm going to be even meaner because of you guys on social media.

So I actually really respected that, but I do think there are valid critiques from the audience just in terms of A, how Carrie-Anne like chooses people to kind of like pick on.

And I think in her mind, she sees it as like mentorship, but I think everyone else just sees it as like being picked on.

And I kind of wish she would address that because the whole scoring system on Dancing with the Stars is so fucked, or in the words of Emma Roberts, cockamamie.

Like it just, it makes no fucking sense.

There's no like standard.

It's just like every week it's like,

it just makes no sense.

So while I actually really respect this decision, I mean, this response, I do wish she would actually address some of the valid concerns and critiques about her judging.

Got it.

And I don't think that's an unfair statement.

I don't think that's unfair.

I do like her response also that like just because you don't like what I'm doing doesn't make me do what you want me to do.

Yeah, and then just like the broad picture, like we are all grown-ass people like watching a television show.

Like it ain't that serious.

Celebrities dancing.

No, it's like it's so insane.

It's not mesquidada.

No, and sometimes you just need that kind of perspective to see how fucking insane you're.

Yeah, like look at Caitlin Bristow's outfit here.

So cute.

So cute.

It's not that serious.

You know, it's just like, it's a fun show.

It's meant to be lighthearted and good time, family friendly.

And it's like these people who like literally oh my god that reminds me I wanted to make a huge shout out to Heather McDonald She is a host of Juicy Scoop podcast.

I'm sure a lot of you guys know her she posted the fucking funniest thing on her Instagram yesterday She got an email from like a long time viewer just the viewer basically like saying she's done with juicy scoop like heather you know, it was really like unclear what her gripe was what her gripe was, but she was just like accusing Heather of like dressing slutty like it was and being pornographic.

It was so bizarre and the girl accidentally left left her phone number in woman, grown woman, yes,

left her phone number in the um signature of the email.

So, Heather decided to call her and just, she's like, I'm not one to let a customer go.

And she tried to like salvage this.

It was so fucking funny, and I had so much respect.

Heather posted the whole conversation on her IG TV.

It was so funny, and it really gives you perspective.

Like, this woman, when she picked up the phone, and it was Heather McDonald's, she was overjoyed.

She's a huge fan.

And then she was like, Oh, I'm sorry.

I was in a bad mood.

Like, that's my own shit.

And it's like, what?

It's so delusional that I could.

It was a brilliant social experiment.

It was.

And I really like applaud Heather because it's very scary, like confronting someone who fucking hates you.

It was so good and so funny.

And if you want to go watch it, it's on her Instagram.

And that's the whole thing here.

It's like, look how bent out of shape we're getting over people we don't know.

Right.

We've got, and I know I said this earlier in the week.

We've got to start running our business and we've all seriously got to calm down.

Like take it down like 10 notches.

Yes, agreed.

Mad Respect.

That video is hysterical.

Yeah, she's so funny.

She really is.

Okay, next story is some exciting news, I think, for you for a friends lover and a makeup lover.

Okay.

Because there's a new friends' makeup collection at Ulta and it's bound to sell out just as quickly as the first.

Now, I want you to take a look at some of these photos.

If Claudia likes them, maybe we'll share them to our Instagram later, like if she thinks that anyone would care enough to.

Let's see these products.

So it's a coffee cup.

I don't know how that is.

There's like lip gloss.

It's like friends iconography.

Oh, I see.

So there's

a, looks like a tub of userin moisturizer with a pink cap that says central perk.

You've got to moisturize.

Then there's a lip gloss that says Ross on it, which makes no fucking sense.

And it has little monkeys on the cap, which is obviously Marcel.

Then, oh, this, oh, this is cool.

There is a 5, 10, 15, 18 shadow palette where.

Can I see the colors?

Yeah, where the.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

The design is Monica's door.

It's the purple door with the yellow frame around it.

And then the one from Banner Pump Rules?

Yes.

Then, oh, there's another cool, oh, this is cool.

It's by, oh, so it's not Ulta, it's Makeup Revolution.

But it's being sold at Ulta, yeah.

There's another palette, looks to be like 20, 15 shades.

That's a yellow cab, which isn't really friends.

And also, this is like,

this is a cab from like the 50s.

So, um,

I don't know how that relates.

Oh, and then there's another makeup that has a lobster on it.

That's cute.

He's your lobster.

Oh, and another eyeshadow palette.

We'll definitely post these on our Instagram.

That's a big black coffee mug, like that says Central Perk on it.

That's cute.

Oh, I love those colors.

Yeah, those look good.

Then there's more.

Oh, so I guess there's lip glosses for everyone.

So Phoebe's has the lobster design on it.

Monica's has the door frame design on it.

And Rachel's has the Central Perk logo, which doesn't make any fucking sense.

Then there is Loose Powder and Moisturizer that just have Central Perk on it.

It's cute.

I mean, would you buy any of it?

Makeup Revolution actually is like a great drugstore brand.

Not well without my eyes.

Sorry, I'm enjoying it.

I'm enjoying it.

I'm freaking out.

Makeup Revolution actually is a fabulous drugstore brand, very reasonably priced and great formulas.

So if I were to recommend, I don't know if I would get the lip glosses, they look really shitty.

I would get some of the eyeshadow palettes.

And I'm really looking forward to that next story.

No kidding.

What to do with my hands.

Okay, cool.

So I'm glad you're looking forward to it.

Like, I don't know if to me the show Friends

screams makeup makeup or glamour but i i appreciate creative creativity in all forms even when it comes to highlighting shows that are in no shape way or form funny oh fuck

the other thing is like

whoever whoever owns the rights to like friends and like the logos like they are not letting this cash cow die like they keep doing they did a collab with coffee bean they celebrate every year anniversary like merch

it's like one of the highest grossing shows of all time and they don't stop coming up with new revenue streams.

Clothing line with Bloomingdale's, remember like the Rachel clothing.

No, I don't, but that's cool.

Okay, but this coffee mug eyeshadow palette is actually stunning.

That's like, those are the colors that I use.

It's like nudes, light browns, caramels.

You say caramel or caramel?

Caramel.

Me too.

There's fully an A, so I don't know why people are just like.

I'm just gonna skip over it.

Caramel is actually the name of a car service here in New York, and it's spelled C-A-R-M-E-L.

Caramel.

Caramel.

Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, people who say 6-6-6.

6-6-6.

They actually have like a borderline anti-Semitic remember six.

Oh my god, they really do commercial that runs and I just have to say like I actually use Carmel all the time like I think it's a great business and despite their flagrant anti-Semitic and I'm not trying to like slander them because also my favorite car company just went out of business that I used to take from the airport Groundlink.

I'm so upset.

So now I'm using Carmel and they have this commercial that has been running for a few years and I just want to say like

as it you like and I'm really not offended by much like I'm definitely offended by this commercial They're like what are you machagana?

And then it's just like it's google it It's literally like so fucking anti-Semitic and I can't believe more people don't talk about it But like now it's kind of like endearing.

I don't know.

It's very bizarre

Because it's a New York based company.

It's just like know your audience, you know?

Yeah, no, it's definitely a strange thing we just sort of allow to happen.

Yeah, I don't know how we got here from friends, but

I'm not mad because I've been meaning to talk about that with sugarnut commercial for a while.

Six, six, six.

If you need to use a caramel.

caramel that's how we got here but if you do need to use the anti-semitic car service you should call 6666666

remember six driving to the airport round oh that was they had a good commercial with that one

go to the airport member six riding around town go call now shopping or movies member six the best ride in town for wherever you want to go

caramel is the number no.

Ride Carmel MBO time

worldwide and nationwide.

666, 6666.

Remember six?

Yeah, that was a good commercial.

Then they obviously hired a new creative director who hates Jews and they came out with layo machinery.

No, you don't understand the dial six song slaps.

Yeah, any if this episode gets to anyone at Carmel and I have a feeling that it will

go back to those commercials and I'll be dialing six.

Yeah, no, and that was like like,

in New York, and this is a very niche conversation.

But like, no, it's worldwide and nationwide, I said.

Okay, this is a very, okay, in New York, there's two, there's like a very heated competition between dial six and dial seven.

And to be honest, dial seven has been around longer, and I just think more people know, like, you call a taxi, 777, 777.

Yeah, what's their song?

It's like,

they have a song.

No, they have the guy yelling in the middle of the street

when he can't get a taxi to the airport, remember he's like, Texas!

Okay, whatever.

I watched way too much TV.

But all I'm saying is that for a while, Dial Six really had that song over Dial 7.

And I think that, like, that's when Dial Six became a real, you know, New York staple when they had that six, six, six.

But then they decided to transition into, you know, anti-Semitic propaganda.

And I do think that that changed things.

Okay, but wait, there is a dial seven song, and dial seven is Carmel, right?

No, that sounds dial 6.

You guys, the CHAPTER - Dial 7 is called Dial 7.

And you're right.

When Dial 6 came out with their smash, their banger, Dial 7 tried to replicate it with their own sad version, and it was.

I'm hearing Brent Morgan.

Does anyone want to hear it?

Yeah.

Hold on.

If I hear it.

Ooh, this is beautiful.

It was too late, though.

Dial 6 had already stolen people's hearts.

I never heard this.

This is good.

Two more sevens when you're celebrating.

Dial seven, seven times when you gotta get around for the best ride in town.

Okay, I've never heard this, but it's a wasted commercial because it's so good.

That is so good.

And you know what?

That's and you know what?

I don't hear any anti-Semitic propaganda in there.

And I don't mind that we're not going to be able to monetize this video.

Yeah, no, we've totally just got demonetized on YouTube because dial seven is coming for us.

Yeah, but no, actually, I think in the battle between six and seven, like, we've just taken seven side.

Which is so cool.

Even though, six, six, six.

No, but honestly, for me, it always comes down to price and quality of car, and six is superior, in my opinion.

Yeah, I guess I would go six, but it's only because that song stuck in my head.

Yes, but I guess I'm a sugar.

Next time you guys are in the city, dial six or six.

Dial six once and then dial seven.

Let us know what you think.

Yeah, let's do a poll.

Okay, next story.

In some relatable news, Travis Scott has deleted his Instagram account to focus on his family.

So Travis Scott did not delete his Instagram over the weekend because of trolling comments aimed at his Batman costume, as some people thought he might be.

What is he 12?

Who thought that?

But he deactivated his social media because he's focusing on his family, which includes his two-year-old daughter, Stormy Webster, and his pregnant wife, Kylie.

Icon queen went to her first day of school in a $12,000 backpack, and that's something that needs to be focused on.

Yeah, so it definitely feels like Kylie's maybe having morning sickness, and

Travis needs to be there for her.

And this is all just tracking tracking in my predictions.

I just, I actually really love this story.

I think that social media is like a toxic wasteland.

And when celebrities get like so caught up in it, it normalizes it.

It's like so beloved and so successful.

And it's like, oh, they too like can't stay away from the drama and need to delete it to focus on their family.

Like, I just feel like that's something that we can all relate to.

Yeah.

And Cardi B has actually been pretty vocal about that, specifically on Twitter.

She like deletes her Twitter every week because people are just so fucking nasty.

And I really like when celebrities talk about it because we all talk about like social media is tactic.

Yeah, but then we're all still on it 24/7.

I like when they walk the walk.

Yeah.

In addition to talking the I think it's fabulous.

So I'm not, it's not fabulous that for whatever reasons he had to take a break, but normalize taking a break.

Normalize it.

Okay, our fifth and final story in a little bit of what the fuck the kids are up to.

What the fuck are they up to?

TikTok star Zoe Laverne is apologizing for kissing her 13-year-old fan.

A 19-year-old TikTok star is facing backlash after a leaked video showed her kissing a 13-year-old fan when

they just ended up catching feelings for each other.

Zoe Laverne.

Zoe Laverne, who has nearly 18 million followers on TikTok, apologized in a live stream this week for her actions, but denied grooming the young fan and fellow TikToker named Connor, whose name has been withhold due to his age because he's 13.

She said, I didn't groom Connor.

I wouldn't do that.

He's a kid, and I'm aware of that.

It just just happened.

We were both in a dark place when we first became friends, and we both just ended up catching feelings for each other.

And friends do that.

They catch feelings for each other.

How old is she?

She's 19 and he's 13.

Wow, that's

deeply disturbing.

She said, it's not a bad thing.

Yes, the age is a bad thing.

Yes, it's wrong.

Yes, it's not good.

We both realized that and we stopped.

I feel really weird reporting on this.

I feel really weird too, but like I saw it.

A lot of people are talking about it.

Like you had heard about it.

Yeah, no, it's all over my free page.

And this girl has 18 million fans, and I just feel like that's a lot.

No, and like, this is just like,

this is so disgusting.

So disgusting.

And people are rightfully outraged.

I just don't know how we got here.

Like, no.

How did,

how is this what we're talking about?

Like, it's really disturbing.

And

the kids have gone wild.

That's all there is to say.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's just fucking gross.

It's not funny.

Like

it's just fucking like sick.

The kids are just

wild.

Yeah.

All right.

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Dear toasters, if you ever want to write in, dear toasters at gmail.com is a completely anonymous email.

You can change names, names, but we'll never use your name.

And you can write to us about anything, just like this girl did.

Hey, Jackson Claude.

Hey.

Longtime listener here.

Honestly, my best friend and I are obsessed with the both of you.

Thank you.

So we had to get the opinion of two beautiful, stunning, and smart icons in this situation.

Behold your ears because things are about to get weird.

For the past two months, my three friends and I have hung out pretty much every weekend and slept over my best friend's house.

She has a queen bed, so obviously all four of us can't fit in the bed.

The first time we all slept over, I slept on the couch as any sane person would because I was not going to be squished in the bed.

The next weekend, I made it a fact that I was not sleeping on the couch again and it was someone else's turn.

My one friend, who was 20, volunteered to sleep with my best friend's younger brother, who's 15.

What is going on with the kids today?

Who was 15?

You're probably thinking, what the fuck?

But just wait.

Let's rewind a little here and give you the backstory.

Over the past couple months, she has made little comments to him like, do you think I have a nice butt?

Am I your type?

She also sat on his lap when the car was full, but easily could have squished in the back with the three of us.

Since this has happened, she slept with him and not once, but four times with the door closed.

What do we say to end this or simply address this issue?

We need your help, girlfriend.

Four times, this is truly unacceptable, and this is really fucking weird-ass behavior.

And you need to stop hanging out with this girl.

And you seriously need to stop letting her in your house and in your little brother's room.

This is really fucking weird.

This is really weird, really inappropriate.

Call the police, call the police.

No, literally.

Like, and why are you friends with this person?

That is the absolute strangest thing I've ever heard.

No, no, this is so bizarre.

So inappropriate.

No, it's illegal.

This is weird with the door closed.

I'm very uncomfortable with this information.

I wish I did not read this.

You have got to step in.

Yeah.

Zillow covered, as we say.

Not nice.

Ooh, okay, next.

Hello, Jackson Claude.

How you darn?

I've recently found myself.

Yeah, terrible, actually.

Thanks for asking.

I've recently found myself in a serious pickle.

Let me back up one year.

Last Labor Day, I met a very attractive and sexy man in Nashville over Labor Day weekend.

He was so nice and cute, and we have somewhat kept in contact since then.

Fast forward to now.

I now have a boyfriend who is also sexy and fabulous, and I like him a lot.

Recently, the Nashville boy reached out, and typically when he does reach out, it's just a hey, how are you?

Hope things are well, type of thing.

This time, it was, hey, would you like to send me feet pictures?

I was drunk when I got the message, so I jokingly said yes, thinking he was kidding.

He has now been asking me for feet pics in exchange for money for a week, and he even offered to pay me for a pedicure.

Should I do it?

I kind of feel slimy sending a guy feet pics for money when I have a boyfriend, but on the other hand, who doesn't want some extra dough and what is the harm?

Please give me any and all advice to this unchartered terat

for me.

I just have to, uh, sincerely, a torn toaster.

I just have to say, like, I know this is weird, but we're living in an unprecedented time.

So like, you've just got to do what you got to do to make money.

And I don't really think that this is so crazy.

Is that crazy?

Like, I think that if you didn't have a boyfriend, I would be like, whatever, send the pics, like, get a pedicure, you know, treat yourself.

But, like, because you have a boyfriend, like, talking to a former fling and sending him photos that are probably turning him on is inappropriate and cheating.

So, if you want a pedicure, like, and you don't want to pay for it, try ask your boyfriend first.

Be like, hey, like, you like these feet?

No, I don't know.

I want to put a little money towards them.

I don't know if it's cheating because he's getting sexual pleasure from it and she's not.

She's just getting money.

No, but like, she is engaging in an inappropriate relationship outside of her existing relationship.

How serious is this relationship?

Like, you know, do you think he's the one?

I just think feet pics are a slippery slope, especially when you like know the person.

You're not just like selling them on the internet to an unknown person.

Yeah, but then at the same time, I don't think that she's ever going to realistically be attracted to this man if she knows he's like a feet-footy foot-fetish.

No, no, I don't think that she's going to like be wooed by his foot fetish, but like it's inappropriate behavior outside of the confines of your relationship.

Also, like to send feet pics for the price of a pedicure, like I'd raise your price.

No, no, he said he would pay for the pedicure and the feet pics.

He sounds like he's being very gracious.

Very generous.

You a generous benefactor.

I don't know.

I just think we shouldn't like just brush this opportunity away.

This job opportunity.

You know what?

Opportunity only knocks once.

And I think that you might want to dip your toe in.

Or maybe do it once, see how it feels.

Yeah, if you feel icky afterwards and you're not uncomfortable, don't ever do it again.

Block his number, delete the text message.

Or maybe if the price is right, like you and your boyfriend, like you let him know and you're like, I have this opportunity once in a lifetime.

Right.

And then you start doing business together.

Yeah.

And then he's like helping buff your toenails, moisturizing your feet, getting them all shiny, setting up the the lighting.

You can take the pictures.

Get the best aid.

It's a joint venture.

I think that's your best bet, honesty and cash.

Yeah, because if you start sending feet pics behind your partner's back, like that's where you're the dishonesty is the problem.

Yeah, that's where you're getting into trouble.

So I would just, I think honesty is the best policy, especially when you're conflicted.

And if this is your boyfriend and you guys are, you trust him and you love him, like his opinion, he might be able to provide some advice and feet angles that you couldn't find before.

Yeah, no, it's very hard to photograph your feet, especially if you have a big belly like me.

Like, I could barely barely give myself a pedicure without throwing out my back.

I can't imagine how I would get a feet picture.

And I'm not familiar with the industry.

Fetishes, yes.

But do they like, you know, the sole of the foot, the top, the top?

I feel like they like toes.

Toes.

They wouldn't like mine.

No, I.

Anytime I post a picture on Instagram where you could see my foot, people are like, your toes are fucked.

Excuse me.

Literally, Jackie's.

Same.

I don't know if you guys know.

I'm releasing a book in January 26th.

And not 2026, January 21st.

In five years.

January 26th, 2021, available for pre-order at the link in my bio on Girlwith No Job Instagram and girlwithnojob.com.

That's my foot.

You see it?

Yeah, that's a nice foot.

It ain't mine.

I literally have like crazy toes that all look different ways.

And when I got the book cover and we did all the edits, I was like about to be like approve.

And then I saw my toes and I'm like, you guys, you've got to give me a different foot.

And shout out to the art department for really killing.

This is a beautiful toe.

I feel like people actually might buy my book just so they could jerk off to my foot.

And you know what?

Like zoom in.

They might buy it like A sale's a sale.

They might buy a digital copy.

Yeah, so they could zoom.

So they can zoom.

Well, the e-book is available on Amazon, Audible as well.

You can't see my foot on Audible, but yes, e-book, available, you know, nationwide.

Yeah, I think we have like genetic weird toes.

Actually, I think my toes are beautiful.

I think all toes are beautiful.

I think that like we actually do have like the genetics where the

second toe is a little bit longer.

So that's just something cute about us.

And that's what's funny about the movie Shallow Howl is when George Costanza won't date that girl, even though she's like stunningly beautiful because her second toe is taller than her first.

And like as a kid, I was like, so was mine.

And then on my left foot, which is actually the foot on the book cover, my fourth toe just kind of like doesn't have a bone in it.

It's like crazy rogue.

No, like sometimes it gets stuck under my middle toe and it's like...

Ow.

Do you have that too?

Yes, and when the nail's too long, it like digs.

Ben thinks it's so wild, like he cannot get over it.

Oh, I didn't know you had that too.

And I also have a freckle on the back of my right middle toe and Margo has a freckle in the same spot.

Whoa.

All right, last year toasters.

Hello, Jackie and Claudia.

First of all, I just want to say I love you guys so much and I'm so glad your puppy family is growing.

Oh my God, thank you so much.

That means the world.

We're thrilled and ecstatic ourselves.

Yeah, she's here and she's beautiful.

I've been dating my boyfriend for a year now and I'm having some problems.

He's such a gentleman and I love him with my whole heart.

One thing that has been bothering me though is the fact that he doesn't post anything with me on social on any social media platform.

Stories, posts, etc.

We recently did a fun little photo shoot in the city and we got a ton of cute pictures i posted a few they were so cute i asked if he planned to post something he told me that he didn't know which picture to post and he asked his two sisters after asking them the two sisters told him not to post a picture with me because his larger family living abroad will judge him what excuse me his parents don't care and know he is dating me but the rest what's wrong with you the rest of his family does not know because they would not approve of our relationship we're not from the same religion i understand what it's like to have a very judgmental family as my family is the same but i have learned that as long as i'm happy and my parents parents are well, nothing else matters.

He showed me the group chat with his sisters and I believed him when he told me he wanted to do it, but I am just a little upset.

There are girls who hang out with his friends who don't know the full truth and try to hit on him because they think he doesn't care about the relationship since he doesn't post anything with me.

Please help.

Honestly, at first I was going to be like, oh girl, like who cares?

Like boys don't really post on social media.

But this is more layered.

Yeah, and it's indicative of a larger issue, which we've just uncovered.

Yeah.

And so I think the two of you need to like reconcile that piece of your relationship and make the decision.

After a year, you know, that is like shitter, get off the pot time.

And make the decision if you guys are committed to each other, ready to take on some of the judgments from each of your families and to stand together against it.

And I think eventually whatever decision that you make, the social media posts will

follow.

But it seems like that's something that you guys both need to get on the same page about.

Yeah, I feel like in situations like this, it's not uncommon for the girl to be more kind of progressed in like her independence and like not caring what people think.

Whereas, like, boys are still kind of behind in that sense.

So, I wouldn't feel bad that you're in this situation because I think a lot of women have been in this situation too.

I just think how you handle it is, and what do you want to happen?

You want to be together with this man, and so you got to put it out there.

Like, if he doesn't know, how can you blame him?

Yeah, you have to confront the issues, assume, and, and, but first, decide, like, what outcome you really and truly want.

And I just want to say, like, I think enough with the sisters, like, you're posting on your Instagram, you have to to consult your sisters about it.

That sounds like an unhealthy boundary.

Sorry.

Yeah, but I wouldn't get so hung up on the social media aspect.

Like, same.

Because that's just symptomatic of the conflict going on.

And this conflict can be resolved.

Yes.

You know, you guys just both have to have a tough conversation and decide like what you want for your futures.

And if you talk to him about it and, like, you make it all about the post, he's just going to be like, oh, girls and social media.

Like, you really have to spell it out for him.

Like, it's not about that.

And that will come once you resolve the actual problem at hand here, which is the religion, the family, the kind of weird

purgatory that you're in.

Yeah, where are we taking this thing?

Where are we going?

Duty?

I hope it works out, though.

Me too.

Love conquers all.

Those were some great dear toasters.

Again, if you ever want to write in, you are always welcome to email us, dear toasters at gmail.com.

And it is always kept anonymous, and we could change people's names if you want.

And if you've written us in the last couple weeks and want to update us on what happened, please, we would really appreciate that.

I love updates.

We'd love to hear from you.

You know what?

We like never get updates.

I'm just going to take it as a sign: no news is good news.

I agree.

Everything worked out.

No, it's like my husband and I are so happy together and we trust each other.

We're going to have to update you.

Yeah, we're just on our honeymoon again.

You know,

I believe that.

We took a break from social media because we're so happy.

So happy.

That is our show for you guys.

We hope you enjoyed it.

Hump day.

Don't forget to hump someone you love, take care of yourselves, and have a snack.

Maybe make a chili.

Now you have to.

Tag us in your chilies.

I used meat, Jackie did not.

not.

So there's options for everyone.

So I've made this chili about four times in quarantine now, and I think I'm ready to graduate to a new chili recipe.

Ben together.

Sorry, Martha Stewart.

It took Ben like 30 minutes.

I know.

I just am like weird about cooking.

I know you are.

Like, I'm like deathly afraid of like raw meat and salmon.

It's fucking gross.

It's gross.

And I'm just like, I always am so concerned that I didn't cook the meat enough that I overcook it and I like waste good meat.

I don't know.

I feel that.

It's tough.

I feel that way about eggs too.

I fucking hate eggs.

Like, I think they're literally the most disgusting fucking things ever.

Slimy little shit.

Slimy.

And like, only, you know, only at like a very nice hotel do I feel like eggs are made well.

But like, usually they're like runny and so yellow.

And it's like, ugh, it's fucking sick.

I think eggs are so disgusting.

And like when you make them at home, they're either burned to a crisp or like runny.

And I've always been scared of runny eggs.

Yeah.

Oh, and not to mention it's like literally eating fetuses.

Like there's just something weird about it.

Well, that part.

No, thank you.

But now that I've been on trying to do low carb, I've been eating a lot of eggs.

And it never gets easier.

No, it doesn't.

But that's our show, you guys.

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Goodbye.

Goodbye.

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