S3 Ep155: Babies and Condoms: Friday, September 25th, 2020

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

That's exactly what I have to do.

I've got to get down on Friday, but not before the morning toast.

This is going to be a very long show because we have so much discussion.

We have so much to discuss, y'all.

Lots happened yesterday.

The world was turning, you know, faster than ever, which you know, you'd love to see it.

But then we finally are going to have our part two of Selling Sunset recap.

The Real Housewise of New York finale was came to a close last night.

And I started the VAW on Netflix.

I mean, no, no, HBO Max.

And to be honest, I don't really feel like I need a whole lot to say about it.

I feel that, and I'm only episode two ends, so maybe I'll have more to say when we come back next week.

But I feel the exact same way about Nexium that I did when we watched the E-True Hollywood story.

Like,

oozers were involved.

Like, they keep trying to make it seem like it was a a celebrity, like, thing, Hollywood, Hollywood.

And their biggest claim to fame is that they held an event once on Richard Branson's Island.

Like, but he wasn't a part of the cult.

Like, that's what's important to remember.

Like, Allison Mack was the most famous one, and you never heard of her before in Axiom.

So, just sip on that.

Great.

Love to hear it.

Glad to finally get a word in.

Good morning, everyone.

Happy Friday.

Glad to hear that you're watching some interesting content.

Yes, we have so much to discuss today.

THEO is here, so we have his expert opinion because there are some matters that need his level of expertise.

So it's going to be just a great Friday.

I can't believe we're here.

I feel so hashtag blessed.

I feel accomplished.

I love making it.

Like proud, joyful, everything of the sort to be here on this Friday.

Even though

it's our last show before the YKB.

Oh my God, I forgot.

So yes, this is the last time you'll see us before we are repented queens.

Programming update.

We will be back next week starting Tuesday.

And you think you're upset?

There's an episode of the Morning Toast.

At least you won't be fasting.

maybe you will but maybe not I think it's like a double whammy you're fasting and there's no toast yeah it's really

upsetting um so Monday we'll be repenting for our sins and then we'll see you back here on Tuesday just to do them all over again Yes, to start sinning all over again.

And then also speaking of Judaism, after this episode, we are going to record our latest Patreon episode, which is, you know, a sequel to an episode we did a while ago that was very popular.

I think we did it like a year ago.

Yeah.

Around this time, because it's a big time for the Jews, right?

We always get a lot of questions about like Judaism, like from fellow Jews and from people who've like never met a Jew in their life.

So we're doing a whole Jewish podcast Patreon episode answering people's questions, common FAQs, you know, from people.

So that'll be on our Patreon, and it's truly never been a better time to sign up for the Morning Test Patreon.

Never, ever been a better time.

Also, my sweater today is from Zara.

So I really

finished out the week like full Zara strong.

You wore Zara to dinner last night?

I wore Zara to dinner last night and a different item that I've worn on the show this week.

So I kept good on my promise.

It's been a Zara-filled week and i'm happy to finish strong this is the sweatshirt i was talking about where it's like this waistband is tight i hate that and it's like go it's cropping a little high but i just keep pulling it down yeah um so i'm excited i feel like we should just dive right in because there's so much to tackle okay we could do that i don't really have anything else to say except that we went to dinner last night and if you're ever in you know, the New York area and you're looking for a great outdoor dining experience, Quality Bistro was fabulous.

It was really, really good.

We also just had such a nice time, like great conversation, great drinks, left, left, laugh, laugh, laugh.

Like I feel like I ate my food and I didn't even like pay attention to it because we were just like chatting and chatting.

Yeah, like honestly, my meal was like a six out of 10, but like I didn't mind because first of all, the ambiance was beautiful.

It felt very clean.

Like some of the outdoor dining is like you're literally eating in the sewer, but it was very elevated.

The drinks were great.

The company was great.

The service was great.

It was really like a 10 out of 10 experience.

It really, really was.

We also recorded the Redheads yesterday, so that will be available to you next week.

Another fabulous episode with a fabulous group of gals.

I expect nothing less from the Redheads than Fabulosity.

Yeah, no, the Redheads, they deliver.

They really do.

So

they're not like DeGenere.

They deliver.

So we're going to deliver the fast size stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

I spoke to the doctor.

She said, I'm probably all good to go into the weekend without any symptoms.

So I have nothing to say to her.

Oh my gosh.

That's so exciting.

It's good news.

It is good news.

Okay.

Well, it's actually bad news.

Ultimately.

Ultimately, like we need to pay our medical bills.

But the first story is one of the big stories of the day.

Demi Demi Lovato and Max Eric split two months after his proposal.

After a whirlwind romance and engagement, Demi Lovato and fiancée Max Eric have called it quits.

According to multiple sources, the couple who got engaged in July and celebrated their six-month dating anniversary earlier this year started having problems over the last several weeks as they returned to work after quarantined together in LA amid the pandemic.

Why would that be hard?

Max doesn't have a job.

I think he is on a soap opera.

Actually, the people who work on soap operas operas are very busy.

And from what I understand in this Twitter thread that I read, which we'll get into, he's working in Atlanta right now.

And she actually went there to be with him and be supportive.

And that's where things fell into disarray.

So you sent me this Twitter thread last night, but I've been huge.

I didn't send it.

Oh, maybe Margo did.

Oh, I guess it was Snitch and I thought it was you.

Oh, no, no, Margo sent it in on the rip chat.

Woo!

Margo sent it, but I have even before that, like stanned Twitter hated Max because he's kind of been like a hanger-honer like star fucker for like the last couple years and there's so many screenshots of him like being obsessed with Selena Gomez commenting on all these celebrities Instagrams like he's so desperate he's like really what you in the Hollywood you call like a wannabe star fucker and like he really he got pretty far because he got engaged to Demi Lovato and I'm sure that like his desperation had something to do with the fact the reason why she broke up with him yeah when I first heard this story that they broke up I was like kind of sad because I really want happiness for Demi Lovato and I thought that she had found that and then I saw this Twitter thread and desperate.

It was so like now it all makes sense to me.

There's not a piece of this story that I don't understand.

I think Demi Lovato must be an extremely trusting, optimistic person and let this person into her life and later found out that like he was using her to get to Selena Gomez.

He was using her and really just wanted to marry like a celebrity.

And I just can't believe that this guy got this far and then fucked it up.

Yeah.

Because this is an ambitious guy who's like so driven to marry a celebrity and he was so close.

and like I don't know what you guys were fighting about but like I can't believe he couldn't like let it go make her happy like yeah because he wanted it so badly but I'm so glad that like whatever happened that she saw through this because it is so clear that he is using her you know what I was thinking about last night when I was thinking about how he she's being used what and that he's committing usury usury yeah we were playing cards against humanity we had a pack that was um also like a Jewish pack but we were playing with the regular pack and the word usury was a card card, but I thought it was part of the Jewish pack and it was usery and I didn't know what it was.

It was an alternative pronunciation of our last name.

And I was like showing it to, I'm like, you think you have a bad card?

What is this?

Wait, quickly back to Demi Lovato.

I agreed that when I heard it, like...

I was sad for Demi, but like, to be honest, I feel like this relationship from the announcement to like all the content and just like everything about it was so strange.

And I actually wasn't sad that it was over.

Like, okay, Demi Lovato is a little bit further away from like her fairy tale ending, but like, it would have been horrible if she went through with this.

Like something about, and I didn't want to be a bitch when we were like reporting on the engagement, like something about the whole thing was so fake and phony and like green screen about it.

Like it was just so wrong.

And I'm like, wow, this girl really wants a boyfriend.

Okay.

So she got one and she got this freak.

But to be honest,

I didn't see it like that.

I had no idea.

Oh, I did.

I really was so naive and I was hopeful.

I know that they only dated for like six months in total.

But you know, I was hopeful that that just meant that the love was so strong in there because that happens too.

And of course.

And I had no idea who this person was and that he was like a professional Instagram commenter.

I don't know who verified him.

Well, just to do it.

And how he even has like a career.

I have a really fun fact for you about Max Elich.

Okay.

You know, this whole time I thought it was Ehrlich.

I know.

You said that when they got engaged to

wrong.

Yeah.

It's actually Mac Usri.

Do you know at one point in time, like fairly recently, maybe like a year ago, Max Erich

was pitched to be on the toast and we said no.

Wow.

I love us.

Yeah, but that was obviously before he was dating Tim Lovato, because I would have said yeah.

Oh, for sure.

That's so crazy.

Yeah, I had no idea who this man was, and now it's very clear to me what's been going on.

And I'm happy that that Demi saw the light.

I hope I don't sound ridiculous, but I don't know who this man is.

Yeah, I'm sorry to this man.

Wait, I actually recently saw the full

version of the video.

Do you know what she's talking about?

Dick Cheney.

Yes, it's iconic.

It's iconic.

Literally, I thought she was like acting in that video, but it was like a W magazine, like funny, like schtick YouTube video.

And they put up a picture of Dick Cheney.

And like, she really didn't know who he was.

She was like, I'm, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, but I don't know who this man is.

I think that's the best,

best video ever.

I'm not sorry to this man, though.

Like, I'm sorry to Demi Lovato.

That I just like, I feel for her.

My heart goes out to her because we know that she's been through so much.

I think that ultimately what she really wants is love and a relationship.

And it's clear in the fact that she accepted a proposal like from a free.

But it's just not her time, and like I feel really sad for her.

You know, she's just one of those girls who like wants like love in a fairy tale so bad that like she'll almost do anything she can to get it.

Yeah, and that's that's not where you want to be.

No, that's not where you want to be.

I don't know.

I feel like when we watch these documentaries about Demi, like she's always talking in hindsight about like these people that she surrounded herself with who were just drilling holes into her head.

Can you guys hear the construction?

Because it's it's as if the window is wide open.

No, literally.

Is it fine in the audio?

Also, we haven't spoken about how the people on the roof behind Jackie

on the show.

We need to give them credit.

It's so funny.

Literally, every time I watch the show and they switch to Jackie's one camera, on the roof behind her, like out the window, there's always construction going on so you could see like people, some cuties.

It's like, I'm sure one day we'll get like their daughters are going to see it and then they're going to come out with signs.

Yeah, this is.

Like, GMA has

an audience on the sidewalk, and we have those guys.

And the construction out the window.

Yeah, it's exciting.

But you know what?

Sometimes you can't hear it, so we'll try not to harp on it.

All right, so Debbie Lovato and Max are no more.

And, you know, the only person really devastated is obviously Max.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

He came so close to the dream.

And for Demi, like, I'm happy for you that you saw me.

So

this man.

Even if I

can

understand.

Oh, that was good.

I like that.

Little rip fun at the end.

That was nice.

So, Demi, we love you.

This is for the best.

We love you.

This is for the best.

Man's reputation has never been worse.

So he must like him for him.

Yeah.

Okay, next story.

This whole episode is about baby news, you guys.

So, gird your loins.

Princess Eugenie is pregnant.

The royal is expecting her first child with husband Jack Brooks Bank.

Is that the one who got married before Beatrice?

I mean, well, yes.

No, before the COVID wedding?

Yes, she had a real real royal wedding.

Okay, right, right, right.

And she was the snatcher.

They look so similar, and they're like not twins.

They're just like really like sisters who look a lot alike.

Can't relate.

And I just can never tell them apart.

I treat them like they're twins.

I'm like, which twin are you?

They're like the Oppenheims.

Yes, but the Oppenheims are twins.

You know, they're wombmates.

They're wombmates.

No, this is really sweet.

Love of good royal baby news.

Yeah.

And so who will this baby be to the queen?

Great-grandchild.

That is so crazy.

Her ninth great-grandchild.

What a legacy.

What a legacy.

Crazy times.

Happy for them.

We're just going to plow right through this because I'm also happy for Billy Lorde, who is a mom.

The actress has welcomed her first child with fiancé Austin Rydell.

This was sweet.

She posted a picture on Instagram.

I like Billy Lorde.

I mean, she's kind of low-key now.

I feel like for a while, like during the Screen Queen's era, she was like super like out and about.

But now she's kind of low-key and I just love when people, you know,

like evolve, you know, and she's like a mom now, and it's just beautiful.

She posted a picture of Bibba's feet.

It's got a big foot.

By the way, I thought the same thing.

I'm like, damn, these are big feet.

You know what I think it is?

Basketball player.

It's because when, like, we met Michaela, she was like small, and so now I see these feet.

But also, it's like when I saw pictures of Magnolia before I met her, I thought she was like a full-size dog.

And then I saw her in person, and she was like the smallest thing I ever saw.

So sometimes, like, the pictures, when it's just a foot on its own, like, you don't see it to scale.

You're just seeing it.

Or maybe the baby just has big feet.

Maybe.

Maybe the baby's going to be a basketball player, the next Michael Jordan.

Maybe.

Anyways, baby's name is Kingston Fisher Lord Rydell.

Wow, that's a lot of names hating it.

It reminds me of Greece.

Kingston Fisher Lord Rydell.

Right, Fisher, Debbie Fisher, Billy Lord.

Rydell is him.

Kingston is his name.

That's a nice name.

I've heard worse celebrity names.

This is very like a blogger, you know.

You know that meme about like all the blogger baby names?

Like

spelled weird, like la low, whatever.

Like, this reminds me of that.

Oh, got it.

Like, Kaylin or

Kaylin.

I don't think so.

Kingston.

Kingston.

It's a cute one.

I'm sorry.

There's only one Kingston, Sean.

Sean, I agree.

And Mandy Moore is pregnant, expecting a baby boy with her husband, Taylor Goldsmith.

I didn't even know she was married.

There are certain celebrities who like I like, and like I just couldn't care less about their personal life.

I feel like Mandy Moore is one of them.

Like, I appreciate her, love her work.

I really like Mandy Moore, but unfortunately, like her participation in This Is Us has made me dislike her.

I could not agree more.

And here's the thing about This Is Us.

Like I just have a bone to pick with it.

I don't, I've never seen it.

I know that I wouldn't like it.

You would hate it.

And like I felt pretty certain about that.

And then I watched Selling Sunset and I feel more certain about it that like

no.

No, see, this is what I always say.

There are two types of people in this world.

And there are people who think that This Is Us is inspiring and people who think it's like dumb and stupid.

And there's just, there's nothing wrong with either group.

There's just two totally different people.

I watched the first season.

It's not like I didn't give it a try.

It is just so fucking corny.

And like the fact, you know, what I think bothers me about it too?

The way that like e-news writes up about like Milo Ventamiglia and like Mandy Moore, like, you will die at their romance.

What happened to Jack?

Like the way they talk about them, I think is what makes me hate the show even more and caused me to stop watching.

So I don't know if the actual show just sucks or the way that people act like the show is like the cure for cancer.

Yeah, and that like every week we're going to cry buckets of tears.

It's just so corny and tacky.

Like,

and I know I'm probably offending a lot of people, but that's what I do here at the Morning Toast, and people probably love it and like tune in every weekend, weekend, whatever day, Monday, with their girlfriends.

And it's just like, you would have to time me down and get me to watch another minute of that show.

And it's not like I didn't try.

Yeah, no, like, I want the show to end.

No, so badly.

Like, I want it to fail.

No, like, I just want it to finish.

Like, please, you had your fun.

All the shows that I love, like, it's three seasons, smack.

True.

And then, like, these shows, like, just end.

They go on forever.

They go on forever.

I just can't.

So, anyways, I'm really happy for Mandy Moore, though.

Me too.

She's a sweet girl.

Baby boy Goldsmith is coming early 2021.

Is her husband's last name Goldsmith?

I have to guess.

Yes.

Goldsmith.

Yeah.

So.

Love to see it.

Love to see it.

So many, I mean, this is really now the byproduct of quarantine.

Yes.

So many babies being conceived, being born.

And you know what?

It's not a bad problem to have.

No, not a bad problem to have.

Very exciting time.

And lots of babbin news.

What can we say?

Lots of babies.

Moira Rose is just celebrating.

Yeah.

She is

happy.

Yes.

She's a happy woman.

Okay, our fifth and final story is really one of the craziest stories I've ever heard that I felt like I needed to share with the class.

It's like a weird news story, but I just wanted to switch it up.

Okay.

A police raid in Vietnam finds more than 300,000 used condoms

being packed for resale.

Washed and packed in their defense.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

I'm just saying, you got to get the facts to me.

Okay.

Police in Vietnam said they found about 320,000 recycled used condoms that were being repackaged as new, local media reported on Thursday.

Market inspectors in Bing Duong province raided a factory near Ho Chi Minh City where they discovered used condoms being repackaged to be sold at the market.

An inspector said the factory's 34-year-old owner, a woman, confessed they purchased the condoms from someone else.

After buying the condoms from a man, they were washed and reshaped, then packed in plastic bags, according to the newspaper.

I mean, this is so vile.

First of all, just like the, of course, like the hygiene of it is so disgusting.

Then like scamming people.

Do you know what people do with condoms?

Like they put them, of course, like on their penises, but they do other things with them too.

Like they just frolic around.

They go in different orifices.

Like it's so fucking disgusting.

Like this is literally like a human rights violation.

The UN should get involved.

I completely agree.

It's one of the most disturbing things I think I've ever heard.

No, I completely agree.

It's sick.

These people are just trying to, you know, have safe sex and be responsible.

And I can't even imagine what sort of communicable diseases are being passed around those used condoms.

Yeah.

VTV said it was unclear how many condoms were already resold.

Oh my God, that's just awful.

And in the middle of a pandemic.

Oh, nonetheless, right.

The next pandemic is going to be like a global venereal disease.

Yes.

Ugh, sick.

Sick.

Sick story.

Makes me sick.

Sick story.

This is like that episode of Friends when Ross finds out that condoms are only like 97% effective.

Oh.

And he's like really furious telling everyone about it.

I was just watching Friends this morning.

I've actually started to watch Friends while I do my makeup instead of listening to music or just any TV.

And it's really enjoyable.

Sometimes I wish Daily Pop was on a little bit earlier so I could watch it as I get ready for this show, kind of like research, you know?

Yeah.

But it's on at 1230.

Oh, they actually moved it up.

It's on at 11 now.

Still doesn't help me.

No, it doesn't help you, but they did make it a little earlier for you.

Thanks.

Thanks, Morgan.

Thanks, Justin.

So those are the fast eyes stories that I do feel as though you needed to know.

A lot of baby news.

And for those who are trying not to get pregnant and using condoms, be careful as well.

Be careful.

Be careful as well.

Or Vietnamese toasters.

Be careful.

Okay, let's dive into the TV recap segment because that's truly what we came here to do today.

That's what we came here to do.

Let's start with Selling Sunset because you finished it.

I finished it a day ago.

You finished this last night.

Tell me what your thoughts were.

So my thoughts are the same as they were last time you saw me.

Like I absolutely worship the ground that Christine Quinn walks on.

I will say like obviously my heart has softened towards Chris.

100%.

What she went through is going through is just completely

sad and seems unfair.

I understand that people are upset with Davina for saying there are two sides to every single day.

That was so bitchy.

So bitchy and so uncalled for and something that you say in the privacy of your own home if that's how you feel.

Right.

But to like

continue down that road.

And I mean, I think, I want to say I understood maybe what she was trying to get at.

And I think this is what one Brett or Jason was saying too, which is like, you never know what's going on.

Yes.

Behind closed doors.

I feel like Chris...

Davina and even Christine's like inclination to want to hear Justin's side and take his side.

It's like, Justin's not your friend.

Right.

And maybe Chris's not your friend, but she's the person in your life where you even know

where you even know about this relationship or or have a horse in this race.

So you need to take Chris Shell's side.

Yeah, of course.

I think that Davina was way more guilty in that situation.

Christine was like getting married and like didn't really care and just Christine talked shit like just to talk shit.

Yeah.

And she's like, whereas like Davina came up with a plan.

Like it was so strange.

Yeah.

And I think Christine likes to play devil's advocate and just like say and really say what she thinks, but I think ultimately she would feel badly.

But I think Davina just like kept on.

Like, Christine had that conversation once in her house when they were like all sitting around talking about it.

Also, Christine did not say that to Chris.

Like, there's a difference.

Of course.

There's a difference.

Also, it was getting frustrating for me because I really, really like Amanza, but her blind spot is like her.

inability to just stay out of things and like she's so defensive of Mary and like we love a loyal friend but I literally despise Mary she's one of my least favorite people so like Amanza is just being brought down by Mary and she has to stop I can't and she was being a bodyguard no she lost me.

Yeah.

And yeah, Mary, it's so crazy that like this whole show is like people fighting about Mary's friendship and Mary's listings.

And I'm like, Mary, who?

She's so like irrelevant.

She's so irrelevant.

Every time I see, like, hear about Mary, I'm like, who?

First of all, she doesn't, she doesn't seem like a Mary.

I think her name should be Heather.

No, I think her name should be just like

Gina.

No, like, she's not a Mary, so it's, it's confusing to me.

I figured out who Amanza reminds me of.

Okay.

Remember from like season season one, Real House Size of Orange County, Joe?

Yes, I got that one too.

She reminds me of her.

I don't know Joe well enough to be like reminded of her.

I don't know.

No, she gave me a little Joe.

Also, someone said that Amanza reminds them of Robin from the Peloton Instructor, and I think that's also a really good call.

I think that these are all good calls, but it's just like, it's so weird.

I feel like a lot of times I watch something and I figure out who someone reminds me of, but like this show is just full of people who remind me of other people.

Yeah, it's actually kind of strange.

It's really strange.

I mean, the bowling walls bring me back to my youth, my bowling league.

Stuff.

I can't.

Those guys are actually like pretty smart.

It's annoying how they really favor Mary and like can't

even see it.

And Jason like obviously is like still in love with Mary but not ready to commit.

And I think in like five years, they'll totally get married.

It's so weird.

No, it's so strange.

And also like what is the dynamic between Jason and Brett?

I think Jason's in charge because even when I watched the intro on like the first episode, I thought it was weird how Jason said, hi, I'm Jason Oppenheim.

This is my brother, Brett.

Just kind of like setting the tone for who's in charge.

Well, you think about them way more than I did.

No, I do.

They're involved like a decent amount.

They're not like Lisa Vanner Pump, like who's they're at every party.

Oh, yeah, they are.

And I think like the Oppenheim group, it is what I think it is, like a pretty successful endeavor.

Yeah, no, and the real estate part of it, although I presume to be like largely fabricated, is actually really interesting.

I mean, LA real estate is such trash.

Like

I don't think I could ever live there unless I literally had $40 million for that hillside plaza.

You would want to live at that one?

The one at the top of the hill?

Do you know how much?

of the house?

Well, there's no other houses near me.

Literally, like, these other fucking

houses are hills.

Oh, of course.

But I'm saying, like, in the show, the houses are on top of each other, and you're paying $4 million for no backyard to literally be, you could see into your neighbor's shower.

Yeah, no, but these new houses that like Mary's showing in Beverly.

Beverly Hills, I'm about that.

Okay, but even that $19 million one with the tennis court and the pool that Jason and Mary were showing their clients was so sick.

They then needed updated bathrooms.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was so nice.

$19 million.

They were like pretty much on a main road, and the houses were so close.

The neighbors on both sides were like a couple inches away.

Like $18 million?

No, it's insane.

You can't get your own plot of land.

That's insane.

Insane.

It was such a crock of shit.

Like, I actually think for the house of my dreams, I need $30 million.

I think you do, too.

That's what I'm saying.

The one thing about Crochelle that I wanted to talk about was...

Before the divorce, I was like really hating her.

And the divorce definitely, like, you can't help but feel bad for her.

And I actually thought her sister was so sweet.

And like, when she gave her a facial, it was just like, I was going to cry.

It was like so, so, so sweet.

No, it was so sweet.

I wanted her to stay in St.

Louis.

Me too.

And never for one second did I think Chris was like acting.

Like her tears were real.

Her pain was real.

Like I totally, really, really felt bad for her.

And I just have to say, I didn't realize, but she exclusively went by Chris Sele Hartley.

And now on Dancing with the Stars on Instagram, she's Chrischell Stouse.

And I just have to say, like, I have so much respect for that.

Like, you marry a celebrity, like, you keep the last name.

It's like a parting gift.

Like, because then forever you're known.

Like, yeah, I'm connected to Hollywood.

Like, and I just, the fact that she didn't, like, really changes how I think about her.

Like, I have so much respect for her.

no when I started watching this show I like I only know her as Chris Stauss right right and so I didn't even know that she went by Hartley and she really made that change so quick and she made it stick so I I totally agree.

I think that was very impressive.

We have to talk about the new girl also this season.

Who?

Amanza's wigs.

They were so bad.

Yeah.

And I think she's probably like the most beautiful girl in the office.

And she just, I think, wanted to like level up her style.

And her wigs were on so they were good wigs, but they were on so poorly.

And then, every time she was in her confessionals, where she had her own hair, I thought she looked so much better.

Yeah.

Um, so maybe she'll see herself on TV and like and switch it up.

Yeah, yeah, no, I totally agree.

So, she couldn't sell that house.

I was like, just this is pathetic.

No, and like the lateness, I actually like can't,

I can't relate.

But I did feel like that scene with when Heather asked her to show her the house and Amanda like did it, which was the nicest thing, and also sold it.

She did deserve a piece of her commission.

Like, unless there's a lot more goes into being a listing agent than just showing the house, and maybe that's true.

I don't, I really don't know that much about real estate.

Um, and I've also realized, like, it would be the job that I would be the absolute worst at.

I agree is that job.

I agree.

Um,

I didn't know how I felt about the fact that she was late and like Heather was like, then you shouldn't have gone.

I felt two ways.

I'm like, Heather, are you fucking kidding me?

Like, this girl did you a favor, but also, Amanza, 30 minutes.

Okay, 10 minutes, I can understand you have kids.

30 minutes.

And when that happened, like, I was still really out on Heather and really pro Amanza.

So I was like, excuse me.

But now, I don't know, 30 minutes late, that's really bad to leave someone waiting.

Like, and it wound up being the person who bought the house.

The group being divided into three and three and like Amanza being on the wrong side really, really bothers me.

And like her and Davina just need to switch because Davina's just the worst.

And like, but she would, but that's the point.

Like, Davina is the, you know,

the bone barrier for that group.

Yeah.

No, I know, but she's so annoying.

I mean, that scene was actually fascinating where Heather got super pissed and walked out because they were making fun of the paparazzi.

I just have to say, Christine was, although maybe they were being a little mean, they were 100% right.

Paparazzi does not know where Tarek El Musa is at all times.

You have publicists, they call, they arrange it.

She obviously has a relationship with us weekly because every time they were talking about it, it was us weekly.

So she obviously has a girl there that she knows.

She's like, hey, me and Tarek baked cupcakes.

Like, of course it's planted.

Nobody actually cares about Tarek and Heather.

So like the fact that she got so defensive totally meant that, of course, it's coordinated.

Agreed.

And like they po they write up her Instagram post and as news, Heather is able to be like, you know, they're interested in us, but like, no, she has a publicist who pitches it.

Like, it's not a big deal.

Like, just own it.

Like, that, come on.

I agree.

It's so silly.

Do you think that Chris called the paparazzi on herself after the divorce?

Like, I actually think no.

I have become very cynical about like every, you know, paparazzi photo that we see.

Because I would say nine out of ten of them are staged.

But, like, I don't think that she did.

Here's why I don't think.

One, because when there's a moving truck at her house, first of all, it actually was really big news.

Like, people were talking about it.

Two,

I could see the paparazzi seeing the big orange moving truck and just following it.

Like, that doesn't sound so crazy to me.

And three, I don't think if she had a choice, she would have left those red, ugly curtains up, but it was because of the paparazzi.

So I actually believe 100% that it was, like, real.

Yeah.

Okay, so did I.

And I'm very cynical about that as well.

Yeah.

Okay.

Um, Christine's wedding.

Oh my gosh.

Okay, Christine, she is still everything of the sort.

I do not understand how she has less followers than Heather.

She does?

Yeah, she has 1.3.

Heather has 1.5.

Chriselle has like 1.8 now.

Justin has 1.9.

So I really want Chrischell to have more followers than Justin?

Hartley.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Wait, I cannot believe Chrische has 1.3.

Her Instagram is so premium.

Christine.

Christine, sorry.

Sorry.

But also, Christine didn't have Instagram before the show.

So she started at zero.

Whereas like, I'm sure Chris has

100.

Yeah, but Mary has 1.1.

And Davina has 155k.

That's fucking pathetic.

People hate her.

That's pathetic.

Oh, did you see?

I've now been like re-catching up on stuff.

Davina also lied about her age.

She's like not in her 30s.

She's 42.

Oh, no, I didn't see that.

But like the Daily Mail uncovered her birth certificate or something.

Oh my God, that's crazy.

No, I was just catching up with everything Christine has said and done since the show ended.

And I feel like her and Chris are in a really bad place.

I sent you an article, a page six article, where Christine just like had word vomit and just like said a million things about Chris.

And like, I don't think they were malintended, but like, if I were Chris,

if I were Chriselle, I'd be really fucking pissed.

And I think that she is.

Yeah.

The wedding was, although not my particular taste, like, I actually really respect people who have like a unique style and their own point of view, even if it's like not at all like what I would do.

So, I mean, every wedding is really the same.

And I can say with certainty, I've never seen a wedding like Christine's.

I thought the snow was incredible.

I actually liked the black dress and the fog.

Like, it was not my personal taste, but it was beautiful.

It was incredible.

Agreed, my personal taste is not that gothic vibe, but it was done like in that way so beautifully.

And it was frustrating that they didn't focus on the actual wedding more because that was a million-dollar wedding.

She spared no expense.

It got the same level of coverage as Mary's, who we found out also was already married to a romaine before the ceremony.

And like, this was an entire production event.

Like, and also, she didn't, she was less stressed than Mary.

And obviously, she had a wedding planner, but like, Mary spent so much time, like, being so stressed and frazzled about her backyard wedding that she was already married.

And, like, Christine put on like

the Oscars of weddings.

And I feel like her wedding didn't get the respect that it deserved.

I couldn't agree.

And I actually read an article where Christine said when she watched the episode, she was crying because she hated the way that they portrayed it.

Because they really just, like, focused on Cocktail Hour, her co-workers' business.

And the snow.

And the snow.

And.

I would have been upset if I were her too because, like, even though we ought to like see the wedding, I feel like not a big enough deal was made about like how absolutely stunning and sensational and unique and perfect it was.

I agree.

I could have used like a whole spin-off episode of the wedding.

It was beautiful.

Christine needs her own show.

I agree.

She's on another level.

She should be on Real Hot Soys at Beverly Hills.

Yes, I have read like articles that she said that like that's what she wants to do with her life.

But like how would her and Erica Jane be in the same room together?

I actually think their energies would complement each other.

They're kind of different.

They look so similar and they dress dress so similar, but I actually feel like they're kind of different.

Erica Jane is not bitchy.

Yeah.

She's actually kind of quiet.

I guess, but I also feel like Christine, and also Erica Jane like thinks of every, thinks about every word that comes out of her mouth before it does.

And Christine is actually the complete.

And then like she'll say what she thinks and what she means.

And if she doesn't feel that way a little later, she'll apologize.

Which is my favorite quality of hers.

And it doesn't get enough respect.

They're just like, they treat her like Ramona, like the sorry tour.

Where it's like, no, she's actually in the total of the three seasons, apologized twice.

Both times I felt it was very, very sincere, and nobody believed her both times.

Like, why would she keep apologizing to you, bitches?

Yeah, so

it's very interesting.

I feel like now the teams are changing.

I saw that Heather was like in Newport with

the other side.

And also, Heather and Tarek are engaged.

If you even just glance at her Instagram once, like the last 50 posts are like about right after we got proposed.

It was like, it was so crazy.

It's literally like a parody.

I mean, her ring is eight carats.

It's huge.

It's eight carrots.

She said, he got me eight carrots.

My favorite number.

I'm like, yeah, my favorite number is 15.

Like 1,000.

Oh, wow.

I didn't even, I didn't really look at the ring.

Yeah.

Her Instagram page is like a parody of a person who just got engaged.

Yeah, it's like, it's a lot.

It's a lot.

And you know what?

I liked Heather for a brief moment just because she was so blindly loyal and obsessed with Christine.

But if you take that out of the equation, she's so lame and like adope.

Yeah.

Also, how come we never saw Tarek on the show?

Like, why didn't he?

He was at the wedding.

He was?

Yes, I saw it on her Instagram.

She said, you might not have seen him on camera, but Tarek was at the wedding.

Why doesn't he like?

And Justin Hartley was apparently at a few things in the previous seasons because

Christine and Davina were like, when we saw him here, he was so nice to us.

So I read more into that and they were talking about the Critics' Choice Awards.

Oh.

And I think things that were not filmed, I don't think he came within like three inches of Netflix.

Yeah.

Yeah, I agree.

Even though this show has become respectable, I'm sure the first two seasons, it was like, oh, this like reality show my wife did.

It was like embarrassing for him.

And now he's like, that's probably why he got divorced because he's like, he's on a cable show.

And he's like, my wife's doing like a trash reality show.

Now it's like bigger than this.

My, how the tables have turned.

My my.

Next thing you know, this is us canceled.

Poof.

Gone.

That would be a dream.

Justice for Crochelle.

That would be justice for Crochelle.

That's really why I want the show to be.

Yeah, she actually looked beautiful this season.

She definitely got like some fillers, but I thought she looked amazing.

Yeah.

So that's that on that.

Season four.

I'm not sure when it's coming.

I think they're filming it now because I saw that Crochelle was like showing houses in like full glam.

Oh, right.

And so I hope there's a quick-ish quick-ish turnaround.

Me too.

Now I'm like on the selling sunset train.

Oh, for sure.

I'm really excited for the next season.

And

hopefully, I hope that it's soon.

And I just hope that Christine's there.

And I still love her so much.

Me too.

Even though she is like beyond, like, she's too good for the show.

Oh, totally.

But I just want to like make clear, like everyone said, like, just wait till you're like.

Your opinions will change.

Yeah, I just want you guys to know, like, I'm ride or die.

At this point, we've reached the tipping point where nothing she says or does, I will ever feel differently about her.

Right.

Now it's like, not even so much whether I agree with with her decisions.

It's like, don't care.

Don't care.

Like she's really reached that echelon of like really like five people in this world who.

Who like I'm just unapologetically like supportive of.

Yeah.

Real House Was in New York finale was so boring.

Like it was just not a season worth three reunions.

Bare, I would say barely two.

Usually the third reunion is like full of like the real meat and potatoes.

It was so boring literally talking about Sony by Sonia Morgan for 30 minutes.

Like it was just a nothing burger from a nothing season.

And to be honest, like even with the real fights and like the real meat of it, like

Dorinda is imps impossible to watch.

It's someone who refuses to take accountability, just digs their grave, digs their grave, digs their grave, like says, like, I was in a bad place.

So apologize.

That's fine.

We've all been in bad places.

Like, it was just infuriating for the actual like good parts of the reunion.

She's...

A horror to watch.

Like, it's so unenjoyable.

She's a nightmare.

I actually, like, after last night's episode, I can't stand her.

She made me, like, really, really support Ramona, which is how you know she's so unreasonable.

Yeah, and it makes but like I'm that's why I'm glad that they announced before the reunion started airing that Dorinda would be gone because I think that if they knew people were watching it through the lens of like she might still be here, it's it would turn you off completely.

I'm also I also think it's actually really really good for Leah that Dorinda's leaving because Leah is like a fan favorite, but I literally she's like being brought down.

She's so blinded by her friendship with Dorinda.

Like she is known for being like funny and like very Bethany, like on the ball commentary, kind of moral compass.

Like, and when she says Dorinda never hits below the belt, but Ramona does, I'm like, what fucking show are you watching?

Like, it was just so void of any logic or reasoning.

And if Dorinda had continued and Leah would have continued to be like her friend and supportive, like it, I think it would have been Leah's downfall because you sleep with dogs, you get fleas.

100%.

So Leah should be really grateful that Dorinda is not returning.

She should be.

The best part of the episode was Watch Trap Inside.

Did you see Bethany doing one-on-one?

No.

Oh my God, it was incredible.

First of all, Bethany looked unbelievably beautiful.

I've never seen her look so beautiful in my life.

And she was like just wearing a tank top and jeans.

Like she looked so stunning.

She was really leaning into housewives.

She like knew a lot of what was going on.

She didn't pretend like she hasn't been watching.

She's friends with Dorinda.

She knew a lot of like the Tinsley drama.

And she is just like my queen forever and ever.

She was amazing.

Like she just looked amazing.

She looked so happy.

And you want to hear something crazy?

Yeah.

She's still married.

What?

Andy was like, are things going so well with Paul?

Like, are you thinking you're ever going to get married?

She goes, I'm still married to Jason.

How is that possible?

They're still going through it.

What's there to go through?

I don't know.

He's a fucking nightmare.

That's crazy.

Lunatic.

That's crazy.

What else did she say?

She was talking a lot about like season one.

She was showing her memorabilia.

She actually has like the first gold apple that was like on the table at the first reunion and everyone signed it.

She had this like Andy Warhol style portrait that they sent her and she was like when they sent it to me I was furious.

I'm like I lived in a tiny apartment.

Like what the fuck was I gonna do with it?

But now

bless you.

But now it's like her favorite relic and she spoke a lot about Scary Island, how she was like a survivor and it was like this great moment for her because she'd been seeing this craziness in Kelly and like nobody had been seeing it and it was like frustrating.

She's trying to show people.

Then Kelly showed everyone and it was like Bethany was vindicated.

She was like, this is what I've been been trying to say.

Yeah.

So it was, um, what's she thinking about this season?

What'd you think about Tinsley?

Well, she's just, she told Dorinda, like,

she said that.

Andy asked, like, Ramona said on the reunion that, like, you've been in Dorinda's ear.

And Bethany's like, I'm really busy, actually.

Like, I donated 20 million PBE supplies.

I run a business.

I just launched my podcast.

That's why she was on the show promoting her podcast.

So I wasn't coaching Dorinda, but she did ask me for advice before the season started and during the reunion.

And before the season started, I told her just to forget about the Tinsley stuff.

Like, I told her just to be cool, not let it get to her and just like move on.

And, of course, she didn't listen to me.

And I told her to do the same thing at the reunion.

And, of course, she didn't listen to me.

Great.

Yeah.

She said she keeps in touch with Dorinda and Sonia and like radio silence from everyone else.

Interesting.

That's so crazy about Luanne.

Like.

Yeah.

That it's radio silence.

Also, Andy played a game like, do you regret it?

And it was like things she did on the show that she regrets.

And of course they brought up the tipsy girl horrible conversation in Bethany's office.

And Bethany said no, but she regrets her delivery, not her message yeah when they replayed that last night when they played like a montage of Sonia's failed business ideas like it was so painful to watch when so when Bethany called her a cheater brand and Sonia was like I just thought I could have you know some success

oh my god it's fucking pathetic it was literally the saddest scene in the housewives

I was really like nervous for when you get there and you're rewatching I don't think I'll make it all that way I think I was gonna stop like near like Heather Thompson and Kristen Takeman like I don't need to watch Kristen Takeman Takeman.

Okay.

Okay.

Um, so yeah,

it hurt my heart.

I don't really have anything to say about the reunion.

It was really, really boring.

I don't, I didn't have much to say either.

It didn't require three parts.

Like we literally had the conversation about Dorinda already.

So like did you just we had it in part one.

Like yeah like so why didn't we put the thing to bed?

But I did think it was interesting how they made a point to say like that everyone now is on pretty like fine terms with Ramona like her and Leah made up.

And so that gives Ramona a pathway to the next season.

Yeah.

And

I think that's good.

Also, Bethany said that she watched the part of the reunion where they were talking about Leah getting on the show.

And she said, I want credit.

Like I sent you Leah not and 30 other names and seven other names and I followed up and casting asked me for her contact information and I gave it to her.

So like she wanted credit for Leah.

Oh, okay.

But she says she hasn't met Leah yet.

But so then how was she so gung-ho about her?

I have no idea.

Interesting.

Also, when Sonia said that her and Ramona would be having two-for-one martinis at the Burger Heaven, like I literally wanted to cry.

I actually

Burger Heaven, which is right by Sonia's apartment.

I actually think they might have closed because of the pandemic.

I have to double-check, but I think it, yeah, I think it might have been one of the many businesses to go out.

Confirmed, yes, that was, that's very, very sad.

They had the most amazing curly fries.

And apparently, martinis.

I didn't even know they had a bar.

No, me neither.

She probably like exposed them for not having a liquor like this.

Really sad.

Wow.

So there is like, there's a foundation for next season, but like they have got to turn it around.

They got work to do.

Painful, painful season.

Yes.

Oh, and Bethany pretty much confirmed that there is that the new housewife because Bethany was saying, amongst the people, she's been sending Andy people when she's on the show, off the show.

She kind of acts as an executive producer.

She does like, she really wants the show to succeed.

She's always sending names of people she thinks are interesting.

She said, I've sent so many African-American people who might not have been right or the timing wasn't right.

So I'm really happy that you guys are doing that.

That's what she said.

Got it.

Kind of confirming what we reported on this week.

Oh, that's so exciting.

Yeah.

She was just, she's such

TV gold.

Like, she was just being so funny and so beautiful and so charismatic and so charming.

Oh my god, I have to watch it.

I had no idea.

I was so anthropic.

You know, she sent a million has well, so Andy also played this game.

Like, what would you ask them?

Because she's a podcast host now.

And it's like, what's the first question you would ask these people?

And there was like Kelly Benson and whatever.

And then there was Governor Cuomo.

And Bethany was like, Do you know that I was the one who gave you a million hazmat suits like at the height of the pandemic when like there was no supplies in New York?

Like, do you know that it was me?

Like, am I on your radar?

That was her question, which I thought was really funny.

Oh, interesting.

That's so funny.

Okay, I'm gonna watch it.

It was good.

I'm gonna just like recap the whole thing.

Yeah, there's literally nothing else for you to watch.

You don't have to watch it.

I want to just like get her vibe, you know?

So yeah, that's keeping up.

Oh, keeping up.

It was a good episode.

Even though it was really good.

Like it was such an interesting time, even though I found it to be, and I thought that even though, like, I don't really want to watch coronavirus programming, like in the beginning, I was like...

excited to see like what you know reality shows when I thought it was just gonna be short but like now going back to that time like really is like PTSD.

Oh, that's funny.

I didn't have that reaction.

I actually found it fascinating to see if I could like see how we all spoke about coronavirus before we knew it was a real thing.

Like it's actually like interesting to see because we'd never been in a pandemic before.

Like we just brushed it off.

Like we're probably, we probably didn't take it that seriously if I listened to some of our conversations from February.

So I thought it was just interesting to see how the world spoke about it.

Like everything happened so fast.

You know, it was like one minute it wasn't a big deal and then the next thing you know, we're all home for three weeks.

Like it was just so crazy and it happened so fast.

So I actually that was fascinating to see how people in california and europe were just like talking about it before it was really a thing yeah well it was a thing but before like the stay-at-home orders but

yeah the like the news stuff and then scott and chloe like literally didn't go because of it it was really interesting and so i think we're getting like really close to like when they have to start staying at home because i think that was like the and last week of february first week of march i think that's when we went to lay also and remember we were on the plane and we were wearing masks yeah and we were doing it like i at least was like, ironically.

No, it was like super top of mind.

Enough for me.

Oh, for me it was.

But anyway, so it is interesting to see how they e-channeled it.

I thought that the prank with Chris was like so fucking funny.

So funny.

By the time, like, and Chris is such a good actress, which also makes me like nervous that, you know, she's always acting on the show.

Because it's weird when they have to do their interviews and like talk about their point of view.

But

at this point, you know.

And it's like, I don't want to watch you guys act because it shows me that you can and that you might be acting at other times.

Yeah, but I like to be honest some of the prank storylines like are not always my favorite but i thought this one was good even when chris was the victim and then when they turned it around on kim it got even better and it was super i mean it was super funny and it wasn't the worst plot of the episode the dog was oh yeah the dog was but i'm so obsessed with corey gamble like me too oh my god i started following him on instagram last night and i just like i love him so much i i literally ship him and chris like forever i love how he is with like the other girls and I just think he is such a wonderful man.

Me too.

And partner.

And partner.

And I just, I love him so much.

And that's really where I landed on this episode.

And I also felt like I loved the Paris content and like Kim and North.

Kim getting into that latex outfit.

Like I, how did she not literally start profusely sweating?

I have no idea.

It was unbelievable.

And then she like stayed in it all day.

All day.

They couldn't pee till two o'clock.

That was so crazy.

So crazy.

But it was really cute seeing Kim Kim and North because like Kim has like a whole other personality when she's talking about like she's literally camper and counselor.

Yeah.

And it was like so, it was so fun.

And when Kim started crying when North was performing, like I actually got choked up because I don't know, there's just so many different versions of Kim's.

And like honestly, sometimes I forget that she's a mom.

Like I know she has a million kids, but like she's so many things.

And then when she was just like, she's always the center of attention.

So for like her kid to be the center of attention, she got all choked up.

I thought it was really sweet.

Really sweet.

And I loved North's performance.

like I

I am such a big fan of North of North of North and her work yes I really am and I loved how like obviously you know she went up there and she did her thing of course and no one was trying to say like the talent right but they were like the bravery the courage like it's it's such a big deal child to go and do that and like I completely agree.

And then like at the end, shouting out Penelope, who was like in the stands, was so sweet.

No, the whole thing was just so cute.

It was honestly a really, really good episode.

And I actually think, like, given all the news that's been going around about Kim and Kanye's marriage, I actually feel like it was an episode that the Kim Ye stands needed, just like because they were so in love in the end, and they were just being such good parents.

And at the end of the day, all they really cared about was North's happiness.

Like, it was sweet, and it was what the Kim Ye kids needed.

Yeah, but I feel like the Kim Ye stands, like myself, were unbothered by the rumors.

Yeah, no, there have been rumors about them forever, and I feel like they always happen when Kanye's tweeting.

Like, the correlation is right there.

Um,

and nothing's happened, so yeah, it was a really, a really good episode.

Yeah, it was good.

I just love them so much.

I just love them so much.

Oh my God.

And when they were all at Nobu,

Kylie was drinking at Lichi Martini.

I know, and I just love watching them drink.

And Kim was like ordering drinks too.

Yes, mango martini.

And I also feel like we talked about how, did we talk about how they're always at Nobu in like paparazzi photos?

And it's like, who eats there that often?

But I think it's because they get that room and they can film.

Yeah.

So I really feel like every time they're there, like they're filming premium content for us.

And I think it's, I don't know the LA scene at all, but I do think it's close to calabasas malibu is yeah interesting i have no idea where calabasas is like the valley i don't know is it i think i don't know i don't know either we should know now by selling sunset no but they haven't ventured into calabasas yet but that's where the money is and calabasas is hidden hills yeah similar i think interesting People who are listening who live in LA are like these fucking dumb bitches.

Yeah, no, I haven't like figured out the topography there yet, but I'll get a map.

Okay, good for you.

Yeah.

Now, is that all we had to recap?

Now, that is all that she had written.

Okay, thank you guys so much.

Oh, wait, programmed before I do that.

We will not be in the studio on Monday.

It is Yom Kippur to all of our Jewish followers.

I hope you have a really easy and meaningful fast.

Tomorrow Khati Machova for all of the non-Jewish toasters.

We will be back on Tuesday and we'll probably be looking so dead in the eyes because we haven't eaten for 24 hours.

But we'll have just feasted.

Yeah, but still,

that look in your eyes never goes away.

So just no show show Monday, reminder about that.

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