S3 Ep154: Rise and Grind: Thursday, September 24th, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday.

We are so close to the end of the week.

Things are just flying by.

There's so much going on, so much news to discuss.

We are so happy to be back here.

Hope everyone is having an amazing morning so far.

And if you're not having an amazing morning, it's not too late to turn it around.

You know what they say?

Turn the beat around.

Love to hit percussions.

How are you doing?

I'm good, not as well as you, apparently.

Well, actually, I got a lot of DMs yesterday that the energy we brought to the beginning of the show was so fast

and electrifying.

So I thought that we would try to recreate it.

I mean, you really can't recreate like natural magic, but that's what I'm trying to do today.

Well, that's Claudia.

That's beautiful.

I so appreciate it.

I agree with you.

This week is sort of whizzing on by.

We're like so close to the end.

It's so utterly exciting.

Two more days till we sleep in.

That's just how I live my life.

Like I wake up every morning on the wrong side of the bed because I'm not a morning person.

And I'm just like, three more days till I can sleep in.

Two more days.

Well, two more days till we can sleep in, but then we're that much closer to Yom Kippur which is obviously devastating obviously but

you have to change your perspective because

no like obviously I'm not looking forward to the fast but I am looking forward to repenting for my sins.

Yeah, actually

something about Yom Kippur, I think because the day is so hard that it actually makes it really real.

And I really feel in a lot of ways like it's a totally clean slate for the year.

And I've just been so aware like since the holiday started like of the things that I do.

Like I really have a gossip problem and it's like, it's a really big problem but when it's also like my job and I get paid to do it it's also really hard to stop yeah no it's definitely hard to stop but the other thing I was gonna say about this week that I think is just making it like a little bit fantastic and

and special is that it's such a regular week like this is a week we would have had a year ago you know what I mean yes we're wearing masks but I feel like for the first time in a really long time this is just a regular work week I do feel that's exciting I could see how you could say something like that yesterday I went to the live method wow very exciting so I'm sore today but I've got to get my shit in checks I am wearing new toast merch that will be available pretty soon so very exciting and I'm wearing I'm wearing Zara oh my god of course you are of course I am and you're wearing Chanel earrings that Jackie and I on a random Saturday a beautiful 2019 Saturday took our men shopping and forced them to buy us earrings I have worn the earrings approximately 300 times and this is the first time I've ever seen you wear them this is the second time I've worn them because every time I wear them then like I lose them for a while and then I find them again and I just really wanted to wear them and I had this new turtleneck, so I just thought it would be a cute moment.

Let me know how that went.

Absolutely sensational.

And just a message out there to all the people listening:

if you're looking for, you know, your significant other to buy you something, Chanel earrings are less expensive than you think.

Yeah, because they're costume.

So they were like $300 each, which I feel like is something reasonable you can ask your partner to get for you.

For sure, but then it's also like because they're costume, they're actually like $300 too expensive.

Yeah, but they declares.

So, you know, you're not getting what you pay for, but you're getting Chanel.

Yeah, from the love of your life, hopefully.

So, yeah, we have a lot to talk about today.

I've continued my selling sunset journey.

You finished your journey.

I have.

As far as I know.

Thus, proving that I'm a low life with nothing to do yesterday and like you live a busy, fabulous life.

I actually got really busy yesterday, and I didn't get to get in bed and watch TV until like normal time, like eight o'clock.

But I tried to catch up with you as much as I could.

So I got through to the episode where Chris and Justin are Splitsville.

Which was just like a crazy thing to catch on camera.

And I've been doing a little bit of research because part of me like obviously wants to think that this is like the, oh, oh my God, I have something unbelievable to tell you.

I'm so glad I remember this.

I wrote it down, but I couldn't remember.

Literally, yesterday we're talking about Selling Sunset, about like the one house in the Hollywood Hills that we've been to

where we went to a party and like that's how

much we know about the Hollywood Hills.

Well, so we went to a party there, it is owned by a celebrity, and I found out through one of my friends in LA that that house is being sold next season.

On Selling Sunset.

Yep.

Oh my God, that's good.

Isn't that crazy?

That is so crazy.

That's so crazy.

Literally, LA is so small.

There's five houses.

There's five people.

So small.

So I feel like we should just hold off on recapping because I'm fully done.

I don't want to spoil anything for you.

And tomorrow will just be like Sailing Sunset extravaganza part two.

Okay, even though I'm so busy today, I'm going to make time to finish it.

I probably only have three more episodes.

The episodes are also...

incredibly short and there's only eight in a season and like I respect that.

I love when Netflix respects our time.

Extremely snackable.

Yeah, very snackable.

Yeah, but we're recording the Redheads today.

So

if you have questions, make sure to email them to the Redheads Book Club at gmail.com.

I have to put together the outline for the show.

I'm like running a little behind on that.

But the book came with reader's guide questions.

So the book.

Oh, that's always helpful.

You don't even know.

You don't even know.

Like trying to find book club questions or make my own up, but like I'm terrible.

So anyway, such like a middle-aged housewife.

Let me come up with my book club.

book club questions.

No, totally.

But I'm also just like a teacher like planning my lesson.

Yeah, like your, what do they call call it?

Syllabus.

My syllabus.

Snatcheler, learn your lesson.

You know what?

The word syllabus, like, actually gives me PTSD.

Like, I haven't heard or said that word in years and I never want to hear it again.

Like,

like, the curriculum was like so hard for me.

Like, I was just not like a smart child.

And, like, oh my God, it just, it brings me back to a really dark place.

Like, syllabus, no, but syllabus day.

What's syllabus day?

Oh, my God, where you just walk, you go to all your classes and you just get your syllabus.

Like, there's no learning to do.

Is that in college?

Yeah.

So you just have like 10-minute classes on the first day, syllabus day.

I don't think

you're just getting your syllabus, so there's no work that you needed to have done that you should have known about.

I don't think we had that at NYU.

I mean, it's also a thing.

Syllabus week.

Syllabus week.

Oh my God, crazy.

Okay, so it's very possible like we did have it at NYU because, like I said, I wasn't the most engaged shooting.

It would have been the sort of thing that you actually didn't even show up for, like, you didn't go to.

So you didn't get to enjoy the shorter classes.

Right.

You know, the feeling of, okay, there's no homework yet.

Yeah.

Well, actually, at NYU, in the first first two weeks, there really

don't, you don't have that much class because

you can switch in and out of classes for the first two weeks of the semester.

So we actually used to not go to class until the beginning of the third week because they didn't know.

Like, I just couldn't say, like, I just enrolled, you know?

Yes, this is true.

It is, like, genuinely a miracle that I graduated.

Yeah, it's a genuine miracle.

Miracles happen.

Miracles happen once in a while.

That's a great song.

It is.

You know, Settling Sunset has really great songs, too.

Okay, so my theory on the music from Selling Sunset is it sounds like it's all sang by the same like group.

Is it do they have like one band that they contract to make music?

Because it all sounds like banner pump rules LA music.

That's a good idea.

I actually looked up one of the songs because I wanted to listen to it, so I'll look up another one.

There's no way that that's the case because that's

that's not a job like making music for one show.

Oh, the other thing I was trying to say before I remembered the thing about the house is that the creators of the hills are the creators of Selling Sunset.

So part of me now is just like dissecting it.

Are they real real estate agents?

I know that Mary is because Mary's in the middle of the morning.

I've been like getting messages and stuff that it's not real.

They're actors playing real estate.

Like, yeah.

I don't really care because I'm still a good show.

I'm turning a blind eye.

Yeah.

Turning.

But I think I'm going to have a Burrs and Botox themed birthday party.

Love it.

Quinn and Out.

That was, she's so cute.

She's a genius.

She's everything of the sort.

And the more I watch, like, the more firm I am in my stand.

And people said that we would change

third season.

And I just have to say I'm all the way through.

And my thoughts on Christine have only not changed.

Have intensified.

Intensified.

Yeah, for sure.

I don't know what y'all are talking about.

I am more sure than ever that she's the queen.

Like, yeah.

Okay.

So I'll finish it.

We'll talk about it.

Oh my God.

So I got so many messages of who Amanza is.

Vanessa Zor.

Jessica Zor.

Sorry.

Vanessa from Gossip Girl.

Alicia Keys.

I don't see it, but that's like the grand consensus.

Gal Godot.

Yeah.

I see that.

I said Katie from Potomac.

I kind of see that.

Very much reminds me of Katie from Potomac.

Someone messaged me, Zoe Kravitz.

Zoe Kravitz, no.

It's really Jessica Zorr, like 100%.

No, but it's also like everyone is literally five people put in one.

Oh, yeah, because I also got so many people who thought that Amanza looks like Luanne DeLasa.

Oh my god, I got that too.

And I'm like, okay, some people have just different eyes.

100%.

Because people think I'm crazy, and I know what I saw.

Yeah, but like, you can see something so wholeheartedly and like really, truly in your soul, believe it.

And like, nobody agrees that

it's a good comparison.

Some people agreed with me on Sarah Foster, and that picture that you chose for the Instagram was like so unfair because you chose a photo where she looked like Christine Aguiler and Erica Jane, and that's not a photo that I would have chosen to say that she looks like Erica.

Because when she does that, like Dida Vantis glam sort of look, that's not when she looks like Aaron Foster.

Okay, well, Sarah, I just have to say that I like worked so hard looking for a picture, like just to try and help your hypothesis be proven.

Like, I wasn't, I was trying to make it a level playing field.

Oh, that's that's so kind of you.

Also, uh, Christine reminds me of Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy.

No, I saw that too.

I don't see it at all.

Honestly, the more that I watch, the more like concrete I am in my belief that she's literally Erica Jane.

It's so crazy.

And also, she's now season three, she's starting to remind me of,

you're not going to agree with me at all, but I just have to put it out there because it was a,

like, I just have to say what I saw.

Natalie Halcrow from Nat and Live.

Oh my God, you are so bad at this.

No, I'm not.

I'm able to see past hair color.

By the way, so am I.

Literally, her face, her mannerisms are so Erica Jane.

In season three, she wears in a few seasons, she does like a really no-makeup makeup look, and she looks absolutely stunning.

And she still literally looks like Erica Jane and Christine Anguiller.

Okay, fine.

I said what I said.

You said what you said.

You did.

So,

as we said, our selling sunset recap will be tomorrow.

So, we will stop talking about it.

And you know who Mary reminds me of?

Someone awful.

You would know her from Entourage, Dana,

but I know her from Unreal.

Constance.

Yes.

What?

Quinn from Unreal.

She just has like that intense energy and the short haircut, like running around.

What's her name, Constance Zimmerman?

I think so, something like that.

She's at agent, Dana.

Yeah, of course.

Dana Gordon.

Yeah.

She's actually one of my literal favorite characters.

That's who she reminds me.

In Entrage, and now she's also in Shameless.

And

literally, one of the worst calls I've ever heard in my life and a disgrace to calls.

I'm able to see past just the physicality.

It's so much more than that.

Actually, it's the metaphysicality.

When we're comparing like what people look like, it's literally only about the physicality.

No, but like some people

just

have the same energy.

It's energy.

It's energy.

Okay.

Okay.

So I said what I said.

Take it or leave it.

So there was no TV on last night.

Ever since watching Selling Sunset, I literally have not switched back to Input One.

Like I've been on my Apple TV so hard, but tonight is the finale of Real Housewives of New York.

So I will be on my cable tonight.

And keeping up with the Kardashians is on.

I actually have such a busy night tonight.

Just like so crazy.

Back to the good old days.

Back to the grind.

Back to the grind.

That's what us hustlers say.

I actually like, to me, people who use the word like grind and hustle like are the least hardworking people in the country.

Like it's just like, gotta get up, get it, gotta, gotta grind, gotta hustle.

Yeah, gotta rise and grind.

If you actually spent time working and not talking about how much you're hustling, like I actually think you'd be more successful.

Yeah, I actually just like don't vibe with that whole hustle culture.

No, like the phrase like rise and grind reminds me of like Robbie Hayes.

Yeah, no a hundred percent like and I know that there's people who like love those types of podcasts that are like motivational and like those Instagram accounts and they literally are so like motivational that they literally create events like people come like they think like all these events.

It's literally like a cult.

Like I just I've never been inspired by like hustle culture.

Like just go to work.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I do feel like that sort of bullshittery is dying down where like those Instagram captions and stuff like but I have been following some inspirational Instagram accounts and let me tell you, I'm inspired.

I'm actually not even kidding.

Tell us some of your favorites.

I'm always reading

these quotes that come across my feed.

My favorite one is Third Eye Thoughts.

Like it'll just get you.

Don't just tell me about it.

Let me tell you what it is.

It'll just get you in your thoughts.

And it's not, it's, yeah, it's inspirational quotes, but like not live love like you're used to.

Like they're not, you know, they don't rhyme and they're just

thoughts.

Followed.

Third eye thoughts.

Check it out.

Let me read one.

Someone who acts like they hate you will never love you.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I'm literally just

choosing like random ones.

Okay.

Take a moment to stop and celebrate how far you've already come.

Savor it, be proud.

You have done amazingly well and you deserve to pause and just feel good about it.

That's so true.

I actually love that.

Yeah, there's just so many good nuggets there.

So check it out.

Check it out.

So lots of news to discuss.

I think we should just...

I think we should just jump right in headfirst.

Head first.

Into the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Okay, first story, some very happy news.

Gigi Hadid is a mom.

The supermodel welcomes a baby girl with boyfriend Zane Malik.

Gigi and Zane are parents.

They welcome their first child together.

Zane announced on Wednesday.

He wrote, our baby girl is here, healthy and beautiful.

To try to put into words how I am feeling right now would be an impossible task.

Okay, so I feel like this happened really fast, like just the whole pregnancy, because she wasn't like sharing that much.

So I just kind of had forgotten about it.

Yeah, I don't know.

It actually doesn't feel so fast because I feel like she was one of the earlier quarantine pregnancy announcements and now like we've been in quarantine for seven months and

plus two.

I mean the thing with

with just like the world right now is you know a year ago maybe a little over like we were reporting on her and Tyler Cameron.

So it's just like we have come so far.

You're gonna go there.

And I just feel like quarantine and I was having this discussion like with my friends when we went to dinner this week just talking about how like people's priorities have really really shifted and quarantine has really made people like see what's important.

I feel like a lot of people are like settling down more.

There were a lot of quarantine pregnancies.

And so this is just proof like so much can change in two years.

Yeah, in one year.

Yeah, I don't remember when like they were dating.

It does, it was like the old studio.

Right.

But it was like fall.

I literally think it was this time last year.

Crazy.

I think it was like August.

Crazy.

Really crazy.

I'm really happy for them.

There was like speculation that she had had her baby and people were predicting, but I'm glad that they shared it in their own time.

And I look forward to seeing this beautiful Bebbe.

What I thought was interesting was that like the actual announcement was on Zane's Twitter.

And I feel like that's just uncommon, like for the husband or the man to make the announcement and not the mom.

But they've always done their own thing.

And I feel like they're going to continue to do that.

I am curious what the baby's name is going to be.

I know.

I'm really interested.

This baby has great nails.

That's what everyone was pretty much commenting on.

Zane put up a picture of him holding the baby's hand.

And like the baby literally has acrylic nails.

It's weird.

Yeah, no, she has a French manicure.

Yeah.

Like, but natural.

Very lovely.

Very nice.

So it's really sweet.

They're like,

they're like

like all grown up, you know?

I feel like when they first started dating, they were like kids and there was like all the drama, Joe, Jonas, One Direction, like all that drama.

But now they're just like adults.

I feel old because like we're their age.

Yes.

And I don't have a baby.

Yes, I agree with that.

No, it's very exciting.

Happy news.

Happy news for the couple.

Some more happy news.

Lizzo lands her first Vogue cover.

She looks.

like literally so beautiful.

We'll post it on our Instagram.

It's just like so simple.

Like I feel like a lot of the times when she she does red carpets or photo shoots, like it's a lot of like outfits and purses and makeup.

And this is just like simple red dress.

She looks so glamorous.

So glamorous.

Thanks to her stage presence, lyrics, and overall attitude to life, not to mention her famous flute, Luz Bizzo has become a global success story, and now she's being celebrated with her first Vogue cover feature.

The 32-year-old performer graces the October issue in a ruffled scarlet frock by Valentino.

The Detroit-born star was styled for her appearance by fashion director and stylist Carlos Nazario and photographed by music video director and multi-hyphenate producer Hype Williams.

The interview was conducted by Jamaican-American poet, essayist, and playwright Claudia Rankine.

It was me.

It was Claudia.

And Lizzo also enlisted her go-to glam squad, Alex Mayo, for makeup and Shelby Swaying for hair.

This is perhaps the first time in the magazine's history where all talent and creative involved in the cover shoot are B-I-P-O-C.

Wow.

I mean, okay, so first of all, I just, as like a a chubby girl, like Lizzo is like my

leader.

And to see someone who like looks like you on the cover of Vogue, like this is just unheard of Vogue.

Like they're so not like that.

And I just love Lizzo, like breaking down walls, breaking barriers.

And like, it's just so fabulous.

And she's so deserving.

Like, her success is

crazy.

Like, she was living in her car two years ago.

Like, she's had unbelievable success.

And this is just like.

So crazy.

This is stunning.

It's so crazy.

Yeah.

Really, really.

It's like, it's an iconic cover.

Yes, it's very old Hollywood glamour.

And I feel like, I mean, especially now with people doing at-home photo shoots for magazine covers, it's been a while since we got like a showstopping cover.

But I feel like it's also been a while since we've gotten an iconic cover where we're going to look back on this for so long.

Yeah, no, this is definitely like a really, really big deal, like for everyone.

Yeah.

Also, a Vogue cover comes with 73 questions.

Oh, yeah.

So Lizzo has a 73 questions video.

We haven't watched it yet but i'm so i think it's i think it's gonna be great and all the cover stars get 73 questions and it's always really interesting but vogue also does like 73 questions with like a bunch of other people and they're just like like boring actresses and like to be honest it's cool to see the inside of their house but like their answers are so lame like it kills me and like i have a feeling lizzo's will be incredibly interesting and not boring and for that we have no choice but to stand.

No choice but to stand.

Also speaking of Vogue, I saw Addison Ray did like one of those bathroom mirror like makeup skin things.

I, you told me.

Which is so crazy.

And she's also announced yesterday she's going to be on Ellen today.

That sounds so crazy to me that she did one of those videos.

Like I honestly, and I think she's so deserving and I want to watch it and I think she's great at makeup.

But I feel like they give those videos to everyone.

And then even sometimes they slap a French Vogue on there to give it to someone even, you know, smaller.

I guess it's just like,

I think it's so crazy because

I don't know.

I just, it's one thing to be like so viral and it's another thing to be so famous.

And I feel like over the last few months, like Addison Ray has like officially transitioned from like a viral star to like a tick to a celebrity.

And it's just crazy to see like all these traditional things happening for her.

And I, by the way, I love her and I'm so here for her.

And I actually think she's a really, really good role model for kids.

Agreed.

But if Vo, and this is like one of their biggest digital series is this makeup thing.

And they do try and stay current and, you know, keep up with the kids.

And if they're not doing it with Addison Rae, then what are they doing?

Yeah.

I'm very curious to see her on Ellen today.

Yes.

I'm curious to hear what you have.

I'm curious for you to watch it and let me know what happened.

Yeah, I mean, I thought I wasn't going to be watching Ellen anymore, but she pulled me back in.

Wow, she pulled you back in.

She did.

Interesting.

I mean, I'm not going to like turn on my TV like a sociopath.

I'll watch it online.

Okay.

Ellen Tube.

Okay, next story.

Kristen Cavallari breaks her silence on her divorce from Jay Cutler.

Oh, but anyway.

Quote, the hardest decision I've ever made.

So Kristen Cavalieri is, I think, on the cover of People this month.

She's talking to people exclusively all about what happened with her and Jay.

She said that they had been struggling privately for years and they made a conscious effort to keep their marriage woes hidden.

She said, I always thought it was interesting when people would refer to us as couple goals.

She was like, if you guys only knew.

As their marriage hit a crisis point during filming last season, we definitely kept a lot of stuff private, she says.

Producers saw stuff, but they didn't put it in the show, which is good because I don't want my kids to ever see that.

Yeah.

While their split seemingly came out of the blue, it didn't happen overnight, she says.

We tried really, really hard for years and years.

It was the hardest decision I ever made.

I still care about him so much and talk to him almost every day.

We have three kids together.

He's going to be in my life forever.

I mean, like, to me,

I feel I might be unique in this feeling where it's like, I don't think that celebrities owe us an explanation on absolutely everything that goes on in their lives.

And I do think probably she did this for like, you know, good press and stuff.

But like, it feels weird.

Like, I don't really need to know what happened in your marriage.

Like, it's almost like information is like a little too intimate for me.

And she's like spreading it all for this spread.

Well, she's not spreading it all.

I think she, I like, not to be so like cynical, but I'm sure she got a huge payday for this People magazine article to talk about her relationship.

I think for a lot of people,

you know, who watch a show, Jay and Kristen, are couple goals, and then all they were in the Bahamas and the next day,

and like it didn't add up.

So people, even though I agree, like we don't no one owes us, celebrities don't owe the public an explanation on absolutely everything, and sometimes they feel like when people demand it, it's like so rude.

Yeah, but obviously, people are curious, and

they had a reality show, so like that's the world that they're in.

But I just, I think they considered him to be a little bit more famous than they actually are, just because, like, he's so successful, and like, she's like part of an iconic show.

Like, I don't think of them as like reality TV, like, trash, like I do the rest of these people, you know?

Yes, I agree with that.

And she also said that that's why she's like glad to not be doing another season of her show because it would have to be about what happened.

And like, she doesn't want her kids to like see her talking shit about their dad.

I agree.

It's really amazing how she really does everything.

And I know

most people and celebrities try and do this, but like she does everything like to protect her children.

And like that,

she had a popular show for three years, and we've never seen them.

Like, she won't even do a next season of the show because it would mean, you know, speaking ill of their dad.

Right.

I really respect it.

Me too.

I actually think there are very few people who have actually hidden like what their kids look like.

And like Sonia, the fact that Sonia Morgan has never once shown her kid on the show, not through her own choice, because I'm sure the Morgans don't let her, but like the fact that we literally don't even know what she looks like is so crazy.

Same with Bethany.

Yeah.

No, I mean, it's,

I think it's really great if you can.

It's respect.

Like, I have a ton of respect for the people who choose to do it and who can pull it off.

Yeah.

And Kristen Cavallari has really pulled it off while also like bearing all for television, which is, which is a lot.

Yeah.

So.

I wonder if she'll join the reboot of the Hills.

Probably not.

Really?

Your own show.

And also she lives in a house in Nashville, so she doesn't even live in LA.

Also, what's so crazy is like, I'm reading this article and it's like, you know, five months ago they announced their split and that's like

five months ago already.

That literally feels like last month.

And that's five months of our life.

Like we will literally never, ever, ever get back.

Five months of our life with nothing to show for it.

Nothing.

So sad.

So sad.

It's sad when quarantine news like develops and you remember where you were when you first heard it because it feels like yesterday, but it was like low-key march yeah it is hate to see it hate to see it next story some happy couple news emma stone is married to dave mcrae what I didn't see this.

Emma Stone and Dave McRae are married.

After photos of them surfaced this week showing the couple wearing matching gold bands, a source told page six they have definitely tied the knot.

Oh, so there's no like vogue pictures or anything?

No, but they had previously postponed their March wedding amid the pandemic.

And I guess at some point between then and now, they made it official.

And who was he?

Unclear.

What's his name?

Dave McRae.

It's a lucky man, Dave McRae.

He's a former segment director on SNL.

Former segment director.

Okay.

I wonder if they met on the set there.

Lily,

Scarlett, and Colin.

I wonder if they double date.

Okay, this is interesting.

I literally didn't even know she had a boyfriend, so good for her.

I feel like there are a lot of people who are going to be disappointed by this because I think a lot of like

millennial movie buffs like live for her and Ryan Gosling.

Like they're always in movies together.

Like that's so funny because if you have said to me like who would you who are we living for her with?

I wouldn't have even known.

I think, I mean, I don't, I respect his relationship with Eva, but I think a lot of people like ship them.

Oh, I don't.

I feel like most people would ship Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams.

I mean, like 15 years ago, but like we've got to move on.

Yeah, but what, we shipped them from La La Land?

And they've done a few movies together.

They have.

Crazy, stupid love.

Right, there was like four years where like every year they did a movie together and it was kind of like La La, not La La, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper where it was like you stay, you ship the couple, but they just did it year after year.

Yeah, but it was also like Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, where they just like did a lot of movies together.

And it's like.

I feel like Jennifer Lawrence didn't like Bradley Cooper, but he liked her.

Like that was just a vibe that I got.

I have no information.

I just read people's body language and that was the vibe that I got.

Like I actually think she's genuinely too good for him.

You think so?

Yeah.

I think that they would be great together.

No, I just, I didn't get the vibe at all.

Like, actually, I was on a plane with her once.

I actually attended a wedding that she was at, and I could just tell from her energy, she was telling me telepathically, Bradley Cooper wanted this and he didn't get it.

And he didn't get it.

I don't know.

She just, that's what I read.

Like, okay.

And you know, I'm not saying it's correct, but I'm also not saying it's incorrect.

Got it.

That was just how I read the situation.

Okay.

And I'm very intuitive.

You are.

That you are.

Very.

Okay.

Well, fifth and final story are two real housewives, bits bits of news.

Just going to close the book on some things we've been talking about.

And I am housewives fatigued now?

I am, but I was interested in the follow-up on especially one of these stories.

There's A and B.

Okay.

A, Leah McSweeney bumped $10,000 per episode for her second year on Roney.

Which is what, as we said, is a reasonable

salary for someone of her stature.

What was her salary before, Julie?

$3,000.

Yeah.

And they probably offered $5,000, and she landed at $10,000 and that's why you negotiate, ladies, know your worth.

Yes.

And hopefully this will elevate everything about her life, you know, from her apartment to just the overall, you know, the finishings in her house.

Like just overall, I'm hoping that.

For better finishings.

Yeah.

For better, for better hardware.

Also, so we could put that to bed.

Okay.

Happy to see her get what she deserves and that she'll be back season two of Lita.

Season 50 of

Romania.

Chris Jenner says she's not joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Quote, no.

There's just too much going on in my life.

But Kathy Hilton, I saw this on like a Comments by Celebs page.

And by the way, the Comments by Celebs starter, founders, are on Lauren Elizabeth's podcast.

And Lauren said it was an amazing episode.

I haven't got a chance to listen to it yet.

So check that out.

But they pointed out, like, someone left a comment on Kathy Hilton's page about housewives.

And she said, I'm thinking about it.

That bothers me.

But that means the conversations are true.

Like, it's being had.

You think?

Or maybe she's like thinking about calling them.

Maybe she saw, you know, the demand for her.

And so she's thinking about calling them up and asking for an audition.

But I do think that they've definitely been in communication with her, like via Kyle.

And I actually think, like, if she joined Housewives, like, it would bother Kyle.

It would be like a Melissa and Teresa situation.

Oh, I think so, too.

Territorial for the spotlight.

Kyle, you know, feels like she built this show and it would be...

it would be good.

I think so, too.

But this is what Chris had to say

about going on Beverly Hills.

She said, I think I would do it just to go on once in a while and be with my friend Kyle Richards.

But as far as me doing a show like that

regularly, there's just too much going on in my life and they do not need a Chris Jenner on that show.

They are doing just fine.

Yeah, I mean, hypothetically, would I love to see Chris Jenner on Bravo?

Yes.

But I never thought this was a real.

But so for everyone who's like holding out hope, just wanted to let you know your dreams have been crushed.

Yeah.

But maybe she'll continue to show up to Kyle Richardson and then we can like have her in the same frame as Erica Jane.

Yeah.

And that's just, that's just fun.

I mean I'm realistic.

I literally never thought that this was an actual possibility.

Like that was it was never coming to fruition.

But people out there maybe you know were delusional and thought that but I didn't.

Yeah.

I didn't.

I did not either.

So I'm really hoping that you know now that each franchise is cementing their next cast, we can move on.

Yeah, I just think there's been a lot of Housewives news because it's like a real transitional period in Housewives history.

Like OGs being let go and it's just

all converging like at the same time.

Yeah, and that's what it is, and that's what it is.

So,

okay, we have Keeping Up with the Kardashians and We're all the Housewives of New York City recap for you tomorrow.

There was no TV on last night, so I believe that's the end of our show.

I believe it's the end of our show.

I need to go home and watch Selling Sunset to finish it by tomorrow so that we can really go in on our thoughts.

Yes, and get ready for the Redheads Book Club.

You know, it's never too late to join the episode.

It doesn't drop till next week.

Are you okay?

I'm just like burpee and emotional

and emotional.

The episode doesn't drop till next week, so you actually have like the full week.

You can read the book.

It's so, if you love the morning toast, like you will love this book because it's all about early 2000s girl band living.

And it's, it was a trip down memory lane for sure.

For sure.

Also, tons of new episodes of all of our TNN shows.

And the book is called, oh, right.

Sorry.

The unraveling.

No, I forgot.

The unraveling of Cassidy Holmes by Alyssa Sloan.

All of our TNN shows have new episodes this week.

Margaret Joseph's, Raven and Alexis, Lauren, and the Snatcher returns in October with the new season of The Bachelor.

So it's never been a better time to follow Toast News Network on Instagram to keep up with all the latest TNN news.

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