S3 Ep106: I Need A Little Fabulous, Is That So Wrong?: Monday, June 15th, 2020

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Hey, Claude, HYD.

Hey, guys.

Happy Monday.

Hey, Jax.

How you doing?

I'm doing good.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

You want to hear something so weird?

Sure.

Is it weirder than the fact that you slammed me for how you dern and now you just pick it up like it's nothing?

I feel like HYD is something that feels good to say, but not good to hear.

So I understand why, like, you want to say it.

But you know what?

Like if you were saying something that just made you feel so good and special and like heard

and you were enjoying yourself, like I just don't see a scenario in which I would reign on your parade.

So I made the decision a few days ago, a very bad decision to sleep in a pair of biker shorts.

Okay.

And I have literal bruises.

Like the tight elastic like on the bottom around my thigh has left like two circular spherical bruises where like now I'm sitting and I feel pain.

Isn't that weird?

Yeah, it's weird, but I feel like it sort of makes sense because I feel like someone who would stop their sister from saying, hi, Dern, is just someone who might fall asleep in biker shorts and therefore have pain.

Well, what had happened was I was so turnt up from our GNI that I kind of just like fell asleep and in like random shit that I wouldn't have normally fallen asleep in.

But Jackie, Margo, and I had a GNI girls night in on Friday, and we recorded a fabulous Patreon video that you're able to watch.

We did.

It's taken me all weekend to get it done because I was so hungover from GNI on Saturday.

Yesterday, I made the video, but then my computer froze.

I had to do it again.

It's ready to go.

It'll be up by the time this episode goes up.

So, definitely enjoy it.

We made a flatbread.

We're drinking.

We're chilling.

It's good times.

I think a lot of people are out of quarantine.

So, I don't know if you can really relate to what we're going through, but no, honestly, like this video needs a trigger warning because it'll remind you of what quarantine was.

Yeah, like trying to make fetch happen.

That should be the title of the video.

Yeah, but we actually really did have a nice time and we had such a fun night and I was so hungover on Saturday.

No, it ended up being fabulous, but like we were, you know, quarantined.

We were.

We definitely, definitely were.

So that'll be it today.

That'll be fun.

New week.

New us.

New week same us, really.

Yeah, no, nothing's different.

I'm just like a little puffier.

I got a few more pimples.

I got a hairier moustache.

And that's that on that.

But we have now entered the two-week

countdown to my special.

June 30th.

Disgraced Queen, my comedy special, my first ever, my debut comedy special is coming out.

It's available for pre-order.

I know.

It's on iTunes.

So if you click the link in my bio or you just search disgraced queen on iTunes, it'll show up.

I would really appreciate the the pre-order.

I just appreciate all the support.

Like you could love it.

You can hate it.

I don't care.

Just like buy it, you know?

And I'm really excited about it.

Like, honestly, like, we announced so early on.

I just can't even fathom like that it's coming up.

I know.

That's, I know it's been hard for you to like have an announcement and then not something like tangible, but

growth.

So painful, Jackie.

You have no idea what it's like.

Like, I just want people to watch it.

I know, but like, it'll be here soon enough.

Honestly, time is just flying by.

It's absolutely insane that we're in the middle of June.

July is a pan us

and

we've not got much to show for it yeah like remember when um this whole thing started and we were like by my birthday my birthday is july 10th we're like we'll be out of this and now it's like very possible i'm going to have a semi-quarantine birthday no we'll get out for your birthday but if we don't we will be like doing g and i making flatbread in my kitchen kill me like just kill me and you know what like so many birthdays have like flew by in quarantine it was like your husband and my husband husband, but it's like husbands, it's like birthdays don't aren't like that important for boys, but like, you know, like for me, it's like, I know that technically me and Ben both are going to have birthdays like in the same maybe quarantine, but like for me, it seems like such a bigger deal.

Maybe I'm just like so self-obsessed, but I just feel like old man, old men, like your birthdays aren't as important.

Yeah.

I also think like you just have a better track record of having of throwing a fun birthday party for yourself and like making it fun for everyone else versus Ben, like he's had some stinkers.

Some doozies.

Yeah, no.

I mean, I do love a theme and I had so many good ideas.

I was actually for this birthday that never ended up happening.

I was going to revamp

a party that I did a few years ago, which was fabulous.

It was the hoedown theme, but I didn't really like.

build out the theme that much.

It was just like I was limited in my budget and everyone just like showed up in costumes.

And I had like, I had ordered like 10 bales of hay from like a farm upstate and they were like so confused why they were delivering to a bar in New York, but they did it.

And that was like the extent of my decor.

And I was really planning on like having a more elevated one this year with like a country cover band and like true decorations.

But I never,

I never got to it.

So I guess it'll have to be good old.

Wait, how old are you turning?

26.

Oh man, I haven't even thought about that.

That is so old.

I guess it'll be lucky 27.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, that's cool.

That'll be fun.

This weekend, aside from being hungover, I continued to watch Wheelhouses of Potomac.

I'm in the middle of season three.

I've met Candace and like Karen Huger, you know, owes millions to the government.

And I'm just like so shook at the fact that like the words granddom continue to be associated with her name and she is the most delusional housewife of all time.

It's literally, it's, and you know what, and that's like a big accomplishment because the housewives are delusional.

It's infuriating.

No, it's like she makes Sonia Morgan look like

no time has passed.

Like she's got it together.

No, that's what I was saying.

But maybe you didn't understand like a few weeks, like maybe last week when we were talking about it, like she infuriates me.

And like, I love that she's so hilarious, but like she holds everyone to like the craziest standard of accountability when it's like her whole time on the show has been a farce.

I don't know, but then when I think about it, it's like she actually doesn't really come for anyone about their stuff.

Like she like whenever like Pete, like Ashley is always, she's the fucking queen of accountability.

And Karen never really brings up people's dirty laundry, probably because she has so so much.

No, I meant like accountability, like in society.

Like you have to act a certain way, be a certain way.

Like she's the grand dom.

And it's like, that was just really the first season, though.

She was like that.

Now she just kind of takes the back seat.

Also, the scene where they go to Nima Colon, which we obviously have to go there because it looks so like Farm Chemini, and Ashley steals her wig and puts it on.

Kern.

That was the craziest scene.

I was on the floor.

She really looked like her.

What do you think of candace because i actually really like her and a lot of people don't like i'm alone in liking her so i know that like i and i'm confused because right now i do like her i do um

but i don't love her like i feel as though i should considering like she's miss america like she's so cute and i'm starting to think like

so I don't understand how she is on this show and not her mom who pays for everything.

Like it makes

she's really so young.

I don't know how old she is, but she seems even younger than Monique.

And she doesn't like her husband, her mom pays for her house with her husband.

Like, I feel like we're watching this woman's storyline of, oh, I'm still paying for my kids.

Like,

why?

Like, her, her mom is like, is very affluent and successful.

Like, why isn't she the one on this show?

Like, Candice really feels like a touch too young.

They do that a lot on Housewives because for the most part, like the people who watch Bravo, specifically Housewives, it's a lot.

It's an older demographic.

Like we were just talking over the weekend.

I said to Margo, I'm like, like have you ever watched an episode of real housewives like ever and she said she's never seen one minute like the young kids don't watch it and eventually like it's gonna age out so they always throw in like a leah like someone younger to like bring the audience demographic potentially down and that's what i feel like they did with candace and monique but i agree like i hate hate hate when people um like their whole storyline is like money from their parents like it's just so boring like i like people who have financial freedom yeah okay i just looked her up she's actually not that young she just I guess, seems really young.

Oh, how old is she?

She's 33 now.

So when I'm watching this, she's probably like 31 or 30.

That's perfect.

Like, there was Kim Solsiak was on Real Hop Size of Atlanta.

Like, nobody realized because she like wears so much makeup, but she's act, she was actually like in her young 30s when she started.

Yeah.

You know, who's super young?

Ashley.

Like, Ashley superstars.

But she has an older husband.

She seems more mature.

Yeah.

And she is, and she is really mature.

So I don't know.

I'm just not sold on Candace yet.

And

yeah, it's just, but like, I know that there's nothing, I don't dislike her at all.

I'm just like, when I met Monique, I was like, this, like, Monique is one of my favorite housewives of all time.

Like, she just has, she's just firing in all cylinders.

She has it all.

Oh, my God.

So funny.

Jackie and I, we were on FaceTime.

Like, Jackie was calling me about some.

Potomac stuff.

And so many of the husbands are involved in sports.

And it's hard to know.

Like, you could be in sports and like literally make $200 million or you could be like a bench warmer and you can make like 500 grand.

So it's like there's no just be sometimes like you just say that you work in sports and it's very ambiguous.

So Ben is like really into sports and we were like rattling off names.

Like, who have you heard of?

Like, who do you think is better than?

Yeah.

Like, would it make sense for Eddie Jordan's wife to like get divorced from him and still live in the nicest house of all the women in Potomac?

And he said it's possible.

Probably.

Like Ben knew like his coaching career and he, Ben said that he's probably like super, super rich.

Then we asked if he knew won dixon and he said he never heard of him and ben is like a huge from the time like it's not like maybe he played before ben's time like ben was at every knick's game like when he was nine like he is obsessed so like if he doesn't know someone in the nba like they weren't good yeah so he didn't know won dixon and he said chris samuel sounded very very familiar but ben only like recently got really really into football so

Got it.

Well, so I did the same thing with Zach.

I asked him, I was like, do you know who Eddie Jordan is?

He's like, yeah, NBA coach.

I was like, do you know who Ju Dixon is?

He's like, I watch Real House Eyes of Potomac.

I was like,

oh man, that's so funny.

So funny.

I was like, okay, well, he watched season one.

So I was like, do you know Chris Samuels?

And he was like, yes, but he didn't know him from Potomac, but he knows him from the field.

So it's all good.

Well, that is my favorite thing to do.

Like if I'm in a room with like men and they're talking about sports, I'm like, can you believe how many touchdowns Croy Bierman scored last week?

Like I'm always just trying to see

if, no, yeah, I'm always trying to see if like the housewife husbands who play sports like are that good because on the show, they, of course, their wives are always hyping them up, but you know, what happens on the field is the truth, you know?

So I always like, I'm like, was Craig Eerman any good?

And Craig Erman, um, he like had a sad end of his career, but for a while at Atlanta, he was like popping.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah.

Um, can you just talk for five minutes?

My air conditioner is on the timer.

Sorry, it's a long time.

15 seconds.

Yeah, I could talk for, I could talk for 15 seconds about my love of real households of Potomac.

If you haven't watched yet, it's all on hulu i've gotten a lot of messages asking where i'm watching all the seasons they're all free to stream on hulu so head over there and sign on get entertained it's so good it's really so good i um i'm really excited to catch up because i've avoided all spoilers except i know that monique has baby at some point um

So I just want to know like where everyone's at.

I won't even look at them on Instagram because I don't want to know like who has a new last name.

Like, yeah, no, that's the hardest part of

watching something late is not being able to look at the people's Instagrams.

Like, that is my cross to bear.

Anytime I finish a show, I like roll over, go on my Instagram and like see what the people are up to.

It's always like a little anticlimactic.

I don't think a lot of the spoilers, Potomac is great because the spoilers don't have a lot to do with like the relationships, like the marriages.

Okay.

It's like crazier shit happens.

Interesting.

Well, I look forward to finishing it.

Hopefully.

Yeah.

So there's four seasons done and then the new season premieres soon, right?

Yeah, they're pushing it back, obviously, because of

COVID.

I do hope that they're filming during this

time because I feel like they'll have really interesting insight into, you know, George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement.

Like, I'm just curious to hear what they say since they're all like super smart.

Yeah, well, things are getting back to filming.

I was on now, like my Instagram is sort of, it's like becoming like there's paparazzi photos, like people, I saw like John Legend was on set for a music video this weekend like la opened up like filming on friday so i think things are going to start to

to return one can only

trust yeah

so um we're going to do a fabulous show i have a little bit uh to share in the tv recap segment i watched the king of staten island and i have so many thoughts like like there's not enough time for my thoughts um and since it's monday we are now going to assign our choice movie of the week that we're going to recap on friday and so many people recommended this movie Um, and we never turned down an opportunity to watch Michael B.

Jordan, so we are going to watch Just Mercy, which they have made free on a bunch of streaming services for the month of June.

So, it should be super easy for you guys to find.

It came like it was probably the most recommended one that we got.

Um, and I'm really, I have no idea what it's about.

Like, I'm just gonna watch it.

I love doing that, and I'm so excited.

So, we'll recap it on Friday.

If you have time this week, make sure to find two hours to watch it.

I've heard it's fabulous.

Yeah, me too.

I'm excited.

So, so I think now it's time for the fast dive stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And that's true, Jackie, but allow me just a moment to express myself because I have this sinking feeling, you know, like I would, it's like a feeling of like remission, like

devastation.

And it's like an element of like heartbrokenness.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to be dramatic.

Yeah.

And it's coming from the fact that I haven't been able to tell everyone.

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We have some stories for you today.

First story, big story.

Banner Pump Rules alum, Stasi Schroeder, is pregnant, expecting her first child with fiancé Bo Clark.

Stasi Schroeder's life goes on with or without Banner Pump Rules.

The Bravo alum is pregnant and expecting her first child with her fiancé, Bo Clark.

Us Weekly can exclusively reveal.

Stasi covered her baby bump with a long cardigan while picking up food with Bo in LA on Friday, June 12th.

The news of the reality star's pregnancy comes four days after she was fired from Vanderpump Rules following eight seasons on the show.

My jaw like hit the floor.

Like, first of all, what a crazy time to like just have happened to have gotten pregnant, you know?

And I just,

I can't.

Like, there, I just have so many questions here.

Like, I don't even know where to start.

Like, first of all, have they they actually confirmed it?

No, this is Us Weekly reporting it, but I do feel like Us Weekly is right for some reason.

I just don't feel like people have like fake pregnancy rumors flying around in the middle of a firing like this.

Yeah, exactly.

So, yeah, no, I was shocked, definitely a plot twist, but I'm really happy for her.

And obviously, there's a lot going on in her career right now, but like major personal milestones like this, it just puts things into perspective about like what's important in life.

And I'm glad that she has some joy at this time.

Yeah.

Like I know that a lot of people don't necessarily feel bad for her.

And regardless of, you know, what she did to get herself in this position, like when the whole world like hates you and turns its back on you, like.

it's it's devastating like we have been there and even though like we had things that we had to be held accountable for like you can't even describe to a person like what that feeling is like you feel so isolated so alone so depressed and so the fact that like Stasi has something to look forward to and it's like a really, really big deal, like that just saved her entire mental health.

Like it's, it's like, it's fabulous, honestly.

Yeah, it's, it's really good happy news.

It kind of reminds me of like how I got engaged like the same day we got canceled and like it just kind of put life into perspective for a minute where it's like, this is what's important, like love and family and I'll be okay.

Yeah, I just like cannot get over the timing.

Like it's so crazy.

It's so crazy.

And just like got pregnant during quarantine, like another baby in the queue.

Like this is when we're about to start to hear about them.

Yeah.

And I'm curious,

like how far along she is, because a lot of people were citing her podcasts from quarantine where she was talking about like her and Bo trying shrooms for the first time and like drinking.

So she has to be pretty early.

Yeah, I wonder.

I mean, I'm just going to assume that it's true because I can't imagine this would be fake news, you know?

So I'm going to operate under the guise that it's true.

Us Weekly reported it.

And normally I wouldn't like wholeheartedly trust us weekly, but then like every other news outlet, Daily Mail, e-online, like they reported it as fact based on us weekly.

So this is either how rumors get started or just how the news works.

I'm not sure.

And I don't know if she'll confirm it until we see like a huge bump because she's not really speaking out right now.

Yeah, but she did step out.

Did you see the pictures?

Yeah, I mean, she obviously like hired some sort of crisis PR because things have turned around quite a bit in the last week.

She was seen paparazzi.

Like, that was obviously staged.

That always happens.

That's fine.

She has this pregnancy announcement.

There have been like a few articles just like about how devastated she is.

So she's obviously now trying to get back out there or at least start the process because her and Kristen have definitely hired some sort of

management.

Yeah.

Well, regardless, I'm happy for her.

Happy news.

Happy news.

Are you ready for some other happy news?

And you know what?

A cancellation like this obviously is when you're going through it horrible, but you learn so much about yourself, about life, about the world.

And honestly, like, it's terrible when you're going through it.

But like, I at least feel like we became such better people because of it.

Like, as much as I wish that it didn't happen, I'm actually grateful in a lot of ways that it did because it totally changed me as a person.

Like, in a matter of months, I became so much more like sensitive and empathetic.

And just, it really changed me.

And honestly, that's a great kind of growth to go through before becoming a mom.

1000%.

I couldn't agree more.

So I I know she doesn't see it that way right now, probably.

No, it's hard to, but I think eventually that she will.

I do think so.

Yeah.

Outer Banks is Chase Stokes confirms he's dating his co-star, Madeline Klein.

Chase Stokes and Madeline Klein played popular couple John B.

and Sarah Cameron on the Netflix series OBX.

So John B.

and Sarah Cameron are dating in real life.

If you watch OBX, this is news is everything of the sort.

He confirmed the romance with her on social media.

He shared photos from the couple's beach date on Instagram along with the caption, cats out of the bag.

Then she wrote in the comments section of his post saying, Topper punching the air right now and I've fallen and I can't get up.

Oh my, that's so cute.

Can I just say that I posted this on our Instagram to like update our followers?

And I thought everyone in the world like watched OBX.

So many of our listeners and followers were like, who are these people?

I kind of like thought that was going to happen because even when I saw the picture the first time, like it's not like

the most obvious thing ever.

And then, yeah, not everyone did watch OBX.

A lot of people don't understand, still don't know like what we're talking about.

It's a show that came out on Netflix while we were in quarantine.

It's really good.

It's kind of, it gives me like last song vibes and

to me like national treasure vibes.

But it also gives me where the crawdads sing vibes and the two main characters.

who are in a relationship in the show are now dating in real life.

And honestly, at the time where we just lost Lily and Cole, this was exactly what we needed and we are getting a second season of obx and as we've said here many many times on the show like if our main characters are truly in love and they're dating in real life and on the show like it elevates the chemistry it elevates it elevates every element of the show so i'm not only looking forward to season two obx just because like it's a good show but also because like i know that their love is real now like when they're in the bahamas

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm excited to see knowing that their love is real because I definitely felt like their friendship was real before, but it's an ensemble cast.

So anybody could really be mixed up with someone else.

Yeah.

And honestly, like if I just happened to find myself on the OBX cast, like I would definitely be trying to date JJ.

Like I think he's so cute.

I know everyone like dies for John B, but he is just like not my cup of tea.

Between John B and JJ,

JJ is not for me.

I definitely thought John B was cuter.

When the show started, I thought that like JJ and and john b should have been switched characters like to me jj was like the obvious star but i guess like to nobody else no

not to me not to me jj was like perfect for jj i mean don't get me wrong like i would go on a date with either of them i'm just looking at things through a critical eye yeah no

they're they're all very handsome it's a very handsome handsome crew yeah no it's it's a great show like i actually um really enjoyed myself while watching it, which is a feeling.

It's fleeting in quarantine.

Like things just don't give me joy joy anymore, you know, it's really pathetic.

So I miss that like week where I watched OBX and Ben was really into it too.

It's like we got to do something as a couple.

It was good.

Aw, a date night.

Yeah.

So sweet.

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Okay, next story, really sweet news from Barba Streisand, who is gifting George Floyd's daughter with Disney stock.

George Floyd's six-year-old daughter is Disney's newest stockholder thanks to a generous gift from singer Barbara Streisand.

Gianna Floyd thanks Streizan on her Instagram account on Saturday and posted a series of photos displaying the Disney letter and certificate she received in the mail from the 10-time Grammy award winner.

Quote, Thank you at Barbara Streisand for my package.

I am now a Disney stockholder.

Thanks to you, she wrote alongside a photo of her smiling with the certificate.

Streisand also gave Gianna two copies of her studio albums, My Name is Barbara and Color Mean Barbara from 1965 and 1966, respectively.

A little shameless self-promotion.

Love to see it.

This is such, I mean, a generous gift and so sweet and good on barbara shreisand yes stock is such like a fabulous gift because like it like it obviously increases and decreases in value but it's like a very um

like long-term like sturdy gift you know what i mean yes especially disney stock i feel as though will go the distance you're always like wanting stock for your birthday and everyone's like no literally everyone's like what do you want for your birthday i'm like whatever you would spend on a gift like just give me in stock and everyone literally like laughs in my face.

I just don't like actually know logistically how.

I guess, because I could do that.

Like, I'm going to start looking for a birthday gift for you soon.

Like, maybe I'll just get stock instead.

But, like, how do I buy stocks and give them to you?

You go to the stock store.

You're like, and you say hi.

No, I'm kidding.

You go to Stock X.

You go to Stock X.

Stock X is where they sell shoes.

You go to Stock X.

You buy shoes and you give them to your sister for her birthday.

You take the subway to the New York Stock Exchange and you stand on the platform.

You're like, hey, I would like to exchange some stocks.

And they're like, you want to exchange your socks?

No, my stocks.

And I think that's how it goes.

Okay, so I'm not getting you socks for your birthday if that's what it takes.

If it requires human interaction, I'm out.

I feel that.

I definitely think, all jokes aside, you can buy some socks online.

I just don't know, like, where do you get the certificate?

Yeah, like, where do you print them?

Maybe you make a little thing on etsy oh for sure you buy stats in someone's name and then you make just like a card on etsy that's like you are the new stockholder right because i actually um play around a lot on robin hood and i have like since they started this is not an ad but since they started sponsoring our show like i've used it because tbg like really and everything tbg says like i just do um he really recommended it as like a great way to like invest in small amounts and They don't send me certificates when I buy stock.

Right.

And then how do you buy stock and just put them, like give them to someone else?

Which is clear.

Robin Hood is like just one-to-one.

You can't include anyone else.

Right.

So Barbara Streisand figured it out and she bought it for Gianna and it's very

back to that.

Yeah, it's super, super sweet.

A really thoughtful gift.

And I just feel like in a lot of ways, I know that it feels like the country is like so divided and there's like lots of turmoil, but I feel like in a lot of ways, this tragedy is also bringing out the good in people.

Like it's hard to look at it through that lens, but I feel like for our own sanities, like we have to look at it through that lens.

And this is really sweet.

So many people stepping up.

Like we reported Kanye last week and everyone's just like wanting to help the families.

And I just think it's great.

Like, of course, I wish that it didn't have to happen, but

it did happen.

And I think it's really cool that a lot of people are stepping up to like be there and offer services, pay legal fees.

It's, it's wonderful.

Yes, I agree.

Well, this next story is exciting because we're kind of getting back to our usual

storytelling because Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott were spotted leaving an LA hotspot after a night out.

And like just to see a celebrity in a paparazzi photo holding up their jacket, like you don't know what that does for my soul right now after months of being deprived of that.

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott both enjoyed an evening out on Saturday in LA.

The parents to two-year-old daughter Stormy were photographed leaving the nice guy separately with Jenner shielding her face from the paparazzi as she walked out of the hotspot in black heels and a black jacket.

Travis Scott, who was dressed in a black t-shirt and black pants, was spotted hopping into an awaiting car, covering his face with a bottle.

So also like, are they together again?

I just, I do think they're friends and they're, and they're good co-parents.

And also they just like wanted to have a night out because they can and they should and they would.

Yeah, no, I have so many questions about this incident.

Like one, restaurants in LA are open.

Yes, that's what I'm seeing.

Like, um, I'm seeing pop restaurants and like people going like to catch LA.

It just opened according to Just Jared.

Um, and I'm like, I'm so, I'm so happy for LA.

Know that I am.

Um, I'm just like, so jealous.

And then, in terms of Kylie and Travis, I feel like there's been so many conflicting rumors for like the last two years, like since Stormy was born about are they together?

Are they not together?

And we never really get confirmation, like because Kylie's not on Kardashians, and that's usually where they clear up rumors.

Um, but she's not really on it and she doesn't put her personal life out there, so we never really know.

So, it's my understanding that, like, they actually haven't been together in a while, but they're really good friends.

Maybe they like, you know, kiss every now and then, like, why not?

A lonely night.

But I just think that like they like being spotted together, they like being co-parents they love stormy you know what they are they're family

exactly it's like her going out to dinner with scott disick yeah it's like he's a member of her family and vice versa and they're just there for each other whether they're romantically entangled or not was anyone else around like was stas there was it truly just the two of them i feel like that'll add some context

page six only has photos of the two of them getting into the cars

and you know what like it's been a dry season for the Kardashians, they need some, you know, some tabloid drama.

So, if people are questioning, like, are Kylie and Travis together?

That's like harmless gossip.

Yeah, and I think we'll be asking ourselves that question.

We'll ask, we'll be asking our children that question like for a long time to come.

I hope to be asking my children that question, and they're going to be like, Mom, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, no, it's fabulous, it's super cute.

Okay, fifth and final story: an amazing story.

Nickelodeon Pride tweet hints that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay.

Yes.

I love this.

This is so fabulous.

A Pride Month tweet from the official Nickelodeon Twitter account has the internet believing SpongeBob SquarePants is not just a happy guy.

Quote, celebrating Pride with the LGBTQ plus community and their allies this month and every month, the Kids Network tweeted out Saturday afternoon, along with rainbow embossed art of the beloved sea sponge, along with Cora from The Legend of Cora, who's who's bisexual, and the transgender actor Michael D.

Cohen from Henry Danger.

Fans of the nautical cartoon, which began airing in 1999, have long suspected SpongeBob to be gay.

In one 2002 episode called Rock By

Bivalve, SpongeBob and his best friend Patrick parent and abandoned Scallop like a married couple.

The internet quickly embraced the newly out character.

Okay, I have so many thoughts.

First of all, happy Pride Month to all our LGBTQ plus toasters.

The toast believes love is love.

We see you.

We hope you have a great Pride Month.

I'm so sorry that Pride is canceled because it is the best weekend of the year.

But it's not canceled in our hearts.

It's not canceled in our hearts.

It's not.

When we were kids, like people used to say it as a joke, like SpongeBob's gay.

But you know what?

I feel like them actually like confirming he's a gay character, like I just can't imagine like what that does for like a kid watching SpongeBob who like knows that he's gay.

And he's just like used to seeing like only like straight kids on TV and all of his tv shows like it's all very like generically heterosexual and like i just can imagine like what that does for a kid's self-esteem to know that like spongebob who's like even in my day was like iconic like he's an icing of the sort to know that he's gay like i just can't imagine what that does for the self-esteem of like kids who are gay yeah i i think it's fabulous i think it's so fabulous i i love that they're sharing this with us like this is

this is beautiful

And it was just, it's beautiful.

And it was just like a really like classy announcement, you know?

Yes.

Like, definitely so tasteful.

Spongebob approved.

So I cannot believe SpongeBob's still on the air.

Let me just say that.

I know.

Well, SpongeBob will live on forever in the memes.

Like the SpongeBob memes kill me.

They kill me.

They kill me.

There's a SpongeBob meme for every emotion in the book.

So true, Jack.

So true.

So

it's just,

I love it.

Fabulous.

That is my simple request.

All things fabulous, bigger and better and best.

I need something inspiring to help me get along.

I need a little fabulous.

Is that so wrong?

That was good.

Very, very on pitch.

Thank you, Claudia.

I put my heart into it.

Once you guys see my comedy special, you're going to understand all my jokes.

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Was that our fifth and final?

That was our fifth and final.

Just like a little happy pride news.

And I just feel like that's what we all really

I know.

It's honestly like COVID is just disgraceful and taking pride away, which is just so much fun.

Like I've been to Pride in LA and New York and it's just like, it's the best.

And I just can't believe like we're not going to have that.

People are really going to like go crazy because it's not right.

Like, where is pride?

It's not right.

COVID,

COVID is disgraceful.

COVID is disgraceful.

Like, I said it.

I said what I said.

She said what she said.

Speaking of pride, really quickly, I made an amazing call to you, and you agreed with me.

And I just want to, again, put it on this platform just in case, like, anyone copies it.

And then it's like, I was saying here saying it first.

Um, Rain on Me by uh Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande is fabulous, fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.

And Lady Gaga has been very vocal about her love for drag race.

She's been on multiple times.

Um, even one time when they were introducing all the contestants for the first episode, she walked in pretending to be a drag queen, and for a second, everyone thought she was a like a drag queen, and then they realized it was Lady Gaga.

And I just feel like her music, specifically Rain on Me, is very heavily influenced by RuPaul.

Um, because RuPaul has released music for years, and it's all very, um, it's like its own genre of like gay pop.

And he really utilizes like the

um, the god voice, you know, it's like rain on me.

And that's like his thing.

And I just, I think it's fabulous that Lady Gaga was inspired by him.

And I don't feel like enough people are making that connection.

So I just want to say, like, Rain on Me sounds a lot like RuPaul.

Spot on.

I found that to be spot on.

And Jackie never likes my calls.

So that's how you know it's a decent call.

I think it's a great call.

And I'm, I'm unbiased when it comes to your calls.

I just,

you know, you, you either, you don't like, you think they're good because you like me or think they're bad because you hate me.

Like you just see them for what they are.

The call, I call the calls as they come in.

I call it as I see it.

I call it as I see it.

Okay, well, go through my stories.

Let me give you a little more context.

Okay.

You call me a whore.

Call it as I see it.

Didn't help.

Katie Maloney and Lala, Vanner Pump were all in the back, sir.

Yep.

Yeah.

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So over the weekend, I had planned to, and I, it's weird that I like make a plan and then I actually do it.

Me and Ben wanted to watch King of Staten Island.

And we purchased it because it was supposed to be in theaters and it was $20.

And I was like, damn, that's a lot.

That's maybe the most I've ever spent on a rental.

But you know what?

I'm wanting to support the industry.

And I was okay.

And that's two movie theater tickets.

You know, it's if you look at theaters.

Yeah, exactly.

So it's actually not.

But I just think if I was in the theater and like, if a movie is like in the theater, but like you have popcorn and like the vibe, it doesn't bother me as much.

But like in my own bed, like don't waste my time.

100%.

And I hate to say it because like I really champion Pete Davidson.

Like I want him to be successful, but like this movie

was not good.

And I just, I hate to be so negative, especially like this was a debut movie.

It was supposed to be like kind of

reflective of his life.

It was really, I think, supposed to be, it was done by Judd Appetow.

And I think it was supposed to be like what Trainwreck was for Amy Schumer, like a burgeoning comedian,

a funny movie that's kind of similar to her life in New York.

And it was just

bad.

But there were some interesting things.

I thought, and my jaw hit the floor because Carly Aquilino was in it,

who is a fabulous comedian from Girl Code.

And she used to date Pete Davidson before he was cool.

Like she made him cool.

Yeah.

Wow.

And she was just like one of his friends.

She wasn't like a huge part of it, but I just thought it was interesting that they were working together.

And Pete, obviously, he wrote the movie with Judd Appetash.

So like he had a say in casting.

Oh my God.

I still kind of ship if they ever wanted to work it out.

Me too.

I actually really ship

Carly Aquilino with the comedian from Guy Code, Chris DeSantino.

I know they haven't been together in a while, but I actually really ship them together.

Yeah, they were cute too.

Okay, I haven't seen the movie.

I haven't decided yet if I'm going to watch it.

But I guess I won't be.

Let me tell you, spoiler alert.

It was

no,

you're not going to watch it.

Just listen to me.

It was very long.

And first of all, I was in 30 minutes before I realized that his mom, who's a main character, is Marissa Tome.

Perfect.

Who's iconic from my cousin Vinny?

I just, I couldn't really decide what was wrong with the movie.

It had no plot.

And then at the end, like, you never found out what happened.

Like, he was just like this kind of like bum.

Don't spoil it, just in case.

Like, I probably will watch it at some point.

Okay, there was no resolution.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

I won't won't spoil it.

There was no resolution at the end.

Like, there was a very small plot.

Like,

I don't even know if you could call it a plot.

Like, I don't know if I could tell you what the movie was about.

But then at the end, like, there was like this one conundrum.

Like, is he going to do this or this?

And you never found out, first of all.

Second of all, it was just so frustrating to watch someone make poor decisions.

You know, like, that is just my least favorite thing.

And honestly, my least favorite character in the whole movie was Pete.

Like, he was just so annoying.

But now let me get to the positives because, first of all, the movie movie was definitely like an homage and a

tribute to firefighters, specifically his dad.

Like Pete's character's name was Scott and Scott is the name of Pete's dad.

So, and there was like a whole firefighter like storyline.

And I feel like the movie did a fabulous job of just like respecting the hell out of firefighters.

Like they are truly like.

heroes and like honestly not enough people talk about it so for that i'm grateful the movie was made because it is an homage and it is an ode to firefighters and like the whole firefighting industry.

Love that.

And like they, they, they uh dedicated it at the end to his dad and like that gave me chills.

Like I loved.

And honestly, I feel like the movie in a lot of ways tackled how Pete feels about his dad's death because he's always joking about it.

But obviously like everyone has real feelings, but you never hear that.

And I think this movie was supposed to be like a more inward look on like what he actually goes through in dealing with his father's death.

And I thought that was really profound and I was really interesting to like know more about him.

But man, it was a long movie like just to find that out

um was it better or worse than big time adolescents oh i'm so glad you asked it was the same movie yeah i felt like i feel like i've seen this movie oh and and and machine gun kelly was in it

It was so similar.

I'm like, why are we making the same movie twice?

That was like when they made two Cinderellas at the same time.

No, but they weren't both starring Willie Collins.

Yeah, that's true.

You know, actually, it was so similar.

Like there was even a little kid element.

Like they were the same movie.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

I was thinking, I'm like, they just took place in different towns.

Was the other one not in Staten Island?

No, it was giving me like more like suburban Westchester vibes.

I'm not sure.

It might have been.

I think it was Staten Island.

That would be crazy because the movies were so similar.

And I was thinking that I'm like, haven't I just seen this movie?

And then when like the little kid character showed up, I'm like, all right, now this is a joke.

Yeah, that's so so funny.

Okay, cool.

You haven't persuaded me one way or the other, really.

So, that's if you love Pete Davidson, like you will like the movie because, first of all, it's all about him.

Second of all, like, you get to know like a deeper side of him that you never get to see like on SNL or in his stand-up because he's always like making jokes, but there's a person behind the jokes, and he's obviously like he has a lot of pain.

And I think it was cool for him to like be so vulnerable.

But if I'm looking at this like a movie critic, like the movie was bad.

Okay,

thank you, Sandy Kenyon.

I said what I said.

And I'm Sandy Kenyon with the Eyewitness News movie minute.

Movie Minute.

Cool.

We've got to get Sandy Kenyon on this show.

He's a New York icon.

Yeah, we do.

We'll work on that.

That's a good goal.

Add it to your list of guests that we want.

Oh, that's good.

Okay.

Is there anything else?

Did you watch anything?

The only other thing that I watched was Songland with Ben Platt.

And I just want to say that I'm pretty certain that it's the best episode of Songland yet.

All four songs from the beginning.

I didn't know how they were going to choose to three.

The choice that they made was actually a really good choice.

Ben Platt made a good point.

And then the three songs were incredible.

And the one that they chose, I didn't even think was the best one.

And it's amazing.

So I think like from a musical perspective, it's the best whole episode.

I still think that the Old Dominion one where Young came out is the best song from Songland.

I also think there's some really good ones, but this Ben Platte episode is like.

a perfect if you had to explain to someone like what is songland in one episode like i would show them that episode oh that's good to know if if you're trying to get like your husband to watch.

If they're into Ben Platt, like, I mean, I don't know who isn't, but I also like don't know that many people.

Yeah, but I also love about Songland is that there's really an artist for everyone.

Like, I don't necessarily watch every single episode.

Um, like, even though I love country, like I did not watch the Martina McBride one because I just don't like, I'm not a stan and I'm.

I have limited time.

Actually, that's not true.

But you know what I mean?

Like, there's episodes for everyone.

They do country, they do pop, they do rock, they do old, they do new.

So it's really, we were talking about this over the weekend.

It's the perfect perfect show it's the perfect show i hope it lives on forever um now that i said that and i because the universe knows that i love it like it's going to be canceled um but it's unfortunately everything jackie likes does get canceled so bye songland

no i think it does really well

i don't want to jinx it any further

um okay i think that's all she wrote I think that is all she wrote.

Like she, I guess it's Monday, so she's a little tired from the jump and she's just like understandable.

Yeah.

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