S3 Ep102: Crunchy Angel Dora: Tuesday, June 9th, 2020

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

I have extra energy this morning because it is the earliest we've ever recorded the toast.

So, Claude, H-Y-D.

Hey, guys.

Good morning, Millennials.

Happy Tuesday.

It's so early where we are.

We have a very busy day, which is why we had to get started on this early.

But I'm excited to dive in, chit-chat, do all the things I gotta do and say

hey

we have never recorded the toast this early in our lives so let's see if we're really morning people i know for a fact that i'm not but i feel like i don't know i feel like i'm going to the airport which is an exciting phenomenon in the queue ben um like i've never in my life woken up before ben like ever and i have a feeling he's gonna come out any minute because i'm like being loud but i'm sorry you're working yeah i'm on the clock i clocked in so where is Theodore Fichemin?

He's roaming around the dining room table.

Yeah, he's in the living room for those watching on Zoom.

I'm now in my living room because I don't want like Ben sleeping in the back of my Zoom.

I just thought that would be like ugly.

So Theo's up.

He's working early as well.

He's working in the room.

He's walking around the hallways, you know, just taking inventory of what's going on.

Nice.

Very nice.

It wasn't so as bad waking up early as I thought it was going to be, but I went to sleep a little bit early.

I was reading all night, reading the Redheads book.

It is such a good book.

I'm almost done with it.

I'm going to be like sad and excited when it's over, but I'm excited to record the episode because I think this was a real quality book.

If you haven't read it yet, I think this might be like my favorite Redheads book we've done so far.

So exciting.

Well, I was actually thinking last night about how I started the Redheads book, and I don't know how you guys do a book a month.

Like I've been reading for two days and I read 25 pages.

Like I don't know how you guys read so fast.

Like I would like not be able to keep up with the Redheads grueling schedule.

no the schedule is grueling regardless but in quarantine we were doing two books a month we were doing episodes every two weeks and we're done doing that now because um

you know things are getting back to normal a little bit but um it was it was a lot yeah no i feel like i will finish my angelu book like by the summer yeah well our next episode drops like the first Thursday of July.

So I think.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It is the summer.

I thought it was like March for a second.

I mean the winter or maybe the fall.

The weirdest thing ever is like we went into this thing in March and it still feels like the world is on pause and we're waiting to unpause.

Yet like we are very much in June.

Like you could be wearing all white if you wanted to.

I think the most unfair thing about quarantine was that it happened like during the strictly during the spring months, which are like the best months for a million different reasons.

Like we had to suffer through winter and now we're going to suffer through like a steamy hot New York and we never got spring.

Yeah, I agree.

My allergies are all right with that, but it

was cruel.

It was cruel.

It was a cruel summer with you.

That was, that was not your best.

Oh my gosh.

I went on TikTok for the first time in one whole month yesterday.

Like, I do not remember the last time I was on TikTok.

I was scrolling on my free page, and I hear the voice of an angel,

you singing, defying gravity.

I tried tried to tell you, like, I literally tried to tell you.

I had no idea what you were talking about.

You said this guy, he does a video.

Do we sing, but I didn't know that, like, you were singing and he was accompanying.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, and by the way, I'm just trying to give you a compliment.

I'm trying to say something nice.

I just don't think you should be so surprised by my talent.

You know, I've literally been singing for you every day of my life, like since we were born.

Never said I was surprised by your talent.

I was surprised to see you on my for you page when I clearly had so much content to catch up on from my month's hiatus.

Wasn't that beautiful, Claudia?

That was beautiful.

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Check it out, Claudia Aldray, Disgrace Queen.

Yes.

Okay, well, we have a great show for you today.

Not much to recap because I didn't watch a lot of TV yesterday.

I just was trying to read.

I was weirdly so busy.

This week is crazy busy for us.

We have a lot going on

outside of the queue, which is crazy.

So, do you want to just get right into it?

Yeah, we have some mindless news, which I'm excited about.

And we have,

I want to recap something I watched on Instagram yesterday, not on TV.

I've literally did not turn my TV on.

Okay, I will happily recap what you watched on Instagram because when I called you, you were watching it and you told me to watch it.

So I watched it.

So I'm happy to recap right alongside you.

But before that,

before that, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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okay let's dive right in Okay, first story.

Bachelor fans create a petition to cast the first black bachelor, Tyler Cameron, and more alums share support.

In its 18-year history, the Bachelor franchise has only ever featured one black lead.

Bachelor Nation is ready to see some change.

Franchise alums like Tyler Cameron, Rachel Lindsay, Lauren Burnham, Cian Fleming, Nicole Lopez-Alvar, Nick Vial, Diggie Moreland, and more have signed a change.org petition titled A Campaign for Anti-Racism in the Bachelor franchise, demanding more diversity and representation amid the Black Lives Matter movement.

Over 20,000 people have signed the petition so far.

I mean,

this is just like insane.

I didn't even realize, I knew that

the show had been on forever, but the petition, like the social card that was going around, it said 18 years, 40 seasons, one black lead.

That's insane.

And I feel like, especially in the last few weeks, like we've seen how important it is for the platform Rachel Lindsay has.

Like, she's just doing amazing things.

And the fact that there's only one of her is a real shame.

Yes, this is just,

it's been a long time coming for so long now.

Now it's up to the fans to make a petition.

I hope that the bachelor franchise listens because this is what people want.

Yeah.

And you know what?

It seems so strange.

Like they almost go out of their way not to choose because they had Mike Johnson

like in the running most recently and like they just went out of their way to give it to Peter.

And after the season we got with Peter, like I don't know if anyone could have been a worse choice.

So it's like they went out, they went out of their way to not give it to mike johnson even though like the audience was very vocal about wanting him to have it so it's very strange and i read a quote um e-news posted about this and they posted a quote from rachel lindsay talking about this and rachel was like 40 seasons like that's almost as many um presidencies like you now have just as much of a chance as becoming the president as a black person than you do as becoming the lead of the bachelor franchise and honestly it was like a hilarious and really weird um metaphor

yeah yeah not metaphor, sorry, comparison.

No, I think, yeah, I think that was a good word, Joyce.

It's just like, it's really late.

It's really late.

So, I mean, who even knows what's going on with The Bachelor now?

Like, when it came to Claire's season and Paradise, and usually they start filming The Bachelor in September.

So, they really have an opportunity right now to just switch it up.

You know, Claire's season, it.

it doesn't have to happen the way, you know, like it, they could make this change now and

their audience know that they hear them.

What are your theories?

Well, that's true.

My theory is that, like, first of all, this is not a theory, just I think that in their own weird way, bachelor

corporation thought they were being like inclusive by giving it to like an older woman, you know, like so as not to be ageless, but that's not really the inclusivity like people are demanding.

So, I was just going to say that, but that's not my theory.

My theory is that, like, I feel like Claire Crawley is just the type of person who's like unlucky, you know, like, and I think that like they might actually take this away from her just to give it to

a more diverse lead.

And that would just be like so Claire Crawley.

Do you know what I mean?

100, 100%.

So close.

And like, if it weren't for the pandemic, like she would have already filmed it.

Yes.

It's like so many things happened and she couldn't become the lead.

I completely agree with both of your points.

But

that was, I have another one.

Oh, you, but you shared two, two wonderful points.

No, I said the first one wasn't a point.

It was just like dope.

It was an aside.

Okay.

It was an aside.

It was the mashed potatoes.

Or I feel like Tyler Cameron's friend Matt James could start being groomed to be on the next season and then ultimately be chosen as the bachelor.

Yeah, that could happen.

I could see that happening too.

Or if there's no bachelor at the season, there's no bachelor in paradise and they just want to get right on track with their usual scheduling programming and film the bachelor in September, they could choose Mike Johnson for once

and for all, you know?

And it's not like we have to get to know someone new and we could just kind of like pick up where we left off sort of.

Yeah.

That's the redo of Peter's season that we deserve.

Oh my God.

Like what a waste of time.

It would be one thing if they like, you know, like so obviously didn't choose Mike Johnson and we got like an incredible season out of it, but we got like a terrible bachelor.

Yeah, but at least Mike Johnson got a date with Demi Lovato.

No, I'm happy for him.

No, that you are.

Also, I just remember when they announced Rachel Lindsay as the first black lead, like it felt like this new frontier, you know, like it was like a new better bachelor, but it just never really

got there.

No, they thought like their work was done when in reality it was just starting.

Yeah, it's just, it's actually crazy how long they've gotten away with it.

Yeah, I agree.

But now the fans are demanding change.

Yeah, I hope that they actually listen to Bachelor Nation.

I hope so too.

Anna de Armas has a life-size cutout of herself outside of her home.

Anna de Armas appears to be having some fun with the paparazzi who regularly swarm outside her house.

Parentheses after she calls her.

She calls them.

The knives out star who is dating Ben Affleck now has a life-size cardboard, life-size cardboard cutout of herself on the lawn, and she apparently had a little help schlepping it there.

Bolt reports that Affleck's three kids with ex Jennifer Garner, daughters Violet, Serafina, and Samuel pitched in with carrying it.

The Cuban-born actress and Ben Affleck have been dating since meeting on the set of their film Deep Water in 2019.

Since then, the actors have enjoyed Johns to Havana and Costa Rica.

So I guess this is like a little prank on the paparazzi.

And I just wanted to let you know, like there are some people who are getting off this ship.

Yeah, no, like before quarantine, like the way I reported on them was just like ship, ship, ship, ship, ship.

And now it's been a little while since we spoke about them.

And I'm officially here to say, like,

they are a joke.

Like, this is really disappointing, like how many, you know, steps they've taken down from like A-list.

They're really reminding me of like, like a sad version of Camilla and Sean.

A hundred percent.

And it's like.

They were in my eyes so A-list when they stepped on the scene together.

And it looked like someone truly caught them stepping on the scene.

But now in quarantine, like they clearly had this whole PR rollout for their relationship.

They had to amend it with masks and dog walks and like social distancing.

And it's just so corny.

And

my shipdom has definitely shrunk in size since the last time we spoke about these two.

It's so corny.

and so disappointing from what should have been like two A-list megastars.

Like this is tacky as hell.

Yeah, like this is real C-list behavior.

Totally.

Or like teeny bopper behavior.

Yeah, or fake relationship behavior, PR stunt for our movie behavior, when it's like, I actually think they're in a real relationship.

Like you don't have your kids log a picture, a life-size picture of your girlfriend if, you know, she's not in their lives in a real way.

Or if she's like your work girlfriend, you know?

Yeah, totally.

But I'm just looking at this picture of them.

And like, they are so cute.

I just don't know why they keep doing this.

Like, why do they feel the need to keep doing this?

Like, I think a really brilliant narrative would have been like, if before quarantine, we saw those pictures of them on the beach.

Like, those looked very candid.

Like, I don't think that those were set up.

Like, we got that.

And then we found out that they spent all of quarantine together.

And then, boom, award season.

Like, they're on every red carpet.

Like, to me, that would make it seem so much more authentic.

This is just like making me hate both of them.

Yeah.

I guess people are getting impatient because they don't know when award season is going to be

that's true i mean it's really putting like a halt in like a lot of the major um celebrities like press schedules yeah so i think celebrities are kind of just like doing what they want in this time it must be like a nice time for them to sort of fly under the radar Yeah, well, it depends what kind of celebrity you are.

Like some celebrities literally cannot live without like the celebrity life, like the press, the fans, the adoration.

Like they literally need that in their veins.

And then some people they genuinely crave are they're like down to earth.

They crave just like real, like life.

Yeah.

And they are really love the art of acting.

And that's why they happen to also be celebrities, but really they're just, they're passionate about their craft.

Right.

That's why they got into this line of work, you know, for the art.

Yes.

And they just happen to like become who do you think of as someone like that?

I feel like

when I think of that, I think of like Charlize Theron.

Oh, really?

I think, I always think about like Jennifer Lawrence, you know, the fact that she's not even on social media.

She's just not interested in the whole game.

Like, I think when she goes to award show, she's into it and it's fun and like, it's just exciting.

But generally speaking, I think she just likes the craft.

Did I tell you on this show that I watched Bombshell?

I don't think on this show.

I think

it was off the show.

I haven't seen it yet, but I really want to.

And, you know what I liked about it most is that me and Ben watched it together.

And afterwards, we had like a very, we like talk about nothing, like, we literally get in bed and like we we talk like in baby talk to Theo, like, we don't have real conversations anymore.

And after that movie, like, it just spawned a really like mature, in-depth conversation just about like the Me Too movement.

And like, that's what I enjoyed.

Like, we got to talk like adults instead of being like, I'm the crunchy angel boy,

yes, you are so cute.

Oh, you love your crunchy mama, you love your mama, yes, you do, you love me, and I love you, yes, my boy, I love you.

Good boy, Yes, Gridy Angel.

So we spoke like that.

It's so tempting just to do that all the time.

That's literally what I do when I'm around.

Doot, do, do, to Theodora.

Doot, do, do, to Theodora.

Dora.

Doot, do, do, to do.

Theodora.

Purple chemistry.

Angel Dora.

Beautiful, precious Dora.

One and only Dora.

Lovey boy, Dora.

Special Angel Dora.

favorite nephew, Dora.

This is literally like Jackie and I made up this song, like, because we call him Theodore, Theodora, Dora the Explorer.

Like, and this song just we go on forever.

Like, we go for our back and forth.

Soft and lovely Dora,

favorite man, Dora,

cheeks and lips, Dora.

I love you, Dora.

So delicious, Dora

and nutritious, Dora,

swirly, twirly Dora.

Precious angel Dora.

Beautiful chemondora.

Yeah, no, I guess we've never shared that song, but we sing it every single time.

And we just go on into

every day we're in the studio.

For some reason, we always start singing it when you're putting his leash on to go out.

And we sing it all the way down until we have to walk separately.

Yeah.

It's a good time.

No, you didn't tell everyone that you watched Bombshell, but you know what else I didn't tell everyone that I watched a few weeks ago?

Ford versus Ferrari.

Oh, you told me about it.

Yeah.

I understand why, like at the end, when they give you the true facts of the people that they, the stories about, like, I understand why it felt like a story that needed to be told, but ultimately, I don't think they did a great job.

Well, I watched, speaking of stories that didn't need to be told, Ben made me watch his favorite movie.

And like, Ben has the worst taste in movies.

Like, if it's Ben's favorite movie, just like know that it's a piece of shit.

So he made me watch

Kicking and Screaming, the Will Farrell movie where like he's a soccer coach.

Yeah.

It was actually pretty funny.

I'm sure it was.

I remember it as being quite funny.

I feel like it would age.

What a random selection for your favorite movie.

Beyond random, but very Ben.

Oh, yeah.

He's nothing if not consistent.

No, no, not at all.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Kind of sad switching gears.

Vanessa Bryan seeks extensive damages over the helicopter crash that killed Kobe and Gianna.

The basketball legend and his 13-year-old daughter died in January alongside the six other occupants of the helicopter, and now Vanessa Bryan is seeking extensive damages from a California helicopter company after their deaths.

On Monday, Vanessa Bryan submitted a case summary statement to LA Superior Court that details the extensive damages she is pursuing from her wrongful death lawsuit against Island Express helicopters, whose pilot was flying a helicopter carrying Kobe, Gianna, and six others when it crashed on a foggy morning on January 26th.

While the documents obtained by People do not specify the exact amount Brian is seeking, it estimates the family has lost, quote, hundreds of millions in future earnings due to Kobe's untimely death.

Quote, as a result of Kobe Bryant's and GB's deaths, Vanessa Bryan seeks economic damages, non-economic damages, pre-judgment interest, punitive damages, and other relief as the court deems just and proper, the document says.

Although the the total specific amount of personal injury damages that plaintiff seeks is TBD, Kobe Bryant's future lost earnings equal hundreds of millions of dollars, it continues.

Attorneys representing everyone did not request, but to respond to a request for comment.

Get it, get it, get it, get it.

My only concern is that like there's such a big lawsuit here.

Of course they're going to win.

I don't know if this like helicopter company, like sometimes you could get sued and when you don't have the money, like you just file for bankruptcy and like Vanessa Williams, Vanessa Bryant could

hypothetically not get the money.

Like that's what I'm worried about.

Like I want her and the other families like to get the cash.

Yeah, I want that for them as well.

I haven't heard anything about,

you know, the company filing for bankruptcy yet, but she just filed these papers on Monday.

So I'm sure it's going to be quite a road to get to.

what they deserve.

But do you think that like a

California-based helicopter company like has $100 million in the bank?

Maybe.

No, but like with insurance policies, you know, I don't know how all of that works.

But

who knows?

Well, I hope they get every penny, the Bryants and all the families that were involved.

This is just like the story that keeps like being

updated.

And it's just like such a pit.

Yeah.

Like last week would have been Gigi's graduation.

graduation it's just so sad the pit like never gets smaller no and ben is like still

like mourning yeah

it's crazy what like i can't like i can't believe so much has already happened this year like what a year i mean this i know that poem went viral like what if 2020 is not canceled but like honestly this year sucks like i would very much like to cancel it but i i like how people are being optimistic and i see you and i appreciate you and keep you in it, but I'm canceling this year.

Yeah.

No, I mean, honestly, everyone was like getting so down on 2020 that I'm glad that that poem went around because we do need like some optimism and just like to be thinking positively.

Because if the year is truly canceled, then that means that the next six months like don't matter, period.

And we need like some

positivity.

You know, so I like positivity.

I liked the poem.

Positivity.

Positivity.

Was that our fourth story?

No, our fourth story is some sweet mindless news because Christian McCaffrey's quarantine birthday had Olivia Coppo and the unicorn cake.

Olivia Coppo and boyfriend Christian McCaffrey are still in quarantine together with his family and her sister, which is just a remarkable feat, may I say?

True.

And on Sunday, they celebrated his 24th birthday.

Oh, he's young.

And they showered the Panthers running back with plenty of love and a colorful unicorn cake.

She posted on Instagram, happy birthday to my best friend in the whole world.

Unicorns really do exist.

I love you, baby.

She posted a really cute picture of them with a really cute cake.

I didn't know Christian McCaffrey was into unicorns, but I'm here for it.

I mean, I saw this picture and I thought that they got engaged.

Like it just, they've been.

They haven't even been dating for so long, but in the quarantine, like to be quarantined with someone else's family, like to me, they're now at the stage like of intimacy.

Like they've been married for five years, you know?

hundred percent even people who are married for five years i don't know if they could have done quarantine i think they're truly in three months with his whole family and her sister which is like no not it's one thing to be there with someone's family and like be on your best behavior and just like i feel like she's very you know

she i could see her being like a good guest in in your home you know because she like is very like she cooks and she's fun and she's nice, whatever.

But like to have your sister too and like to have to like, you know, just bring her into the fold, like that's a lot of pressure yeah i feel like people who have been married for five years haven't actually even spent a cumulative three months like every day like just time wise like i mean i see my in-laws all the time but like i don't know if like if you added it all up would it add up to more than three months actually it definitely would because maybe with all the trips yeah I think maybe I've just, I've just about hit it, but still, it's so different when you have breaks in between.

Like, it's not even the same.

She is on another level.

I know.

And like, do you think they want her out or like they're like living for it i can't tell

like i'm living for it and so from the outside um

i feel like christian's mom is like living for it but like maybe the dad is like i wish all these people would get the out of my house yeah that was like a rumor that i read that was like completely unfounded

um but you know like yeah i think

I think it's, it's nice to have just a bunch of different people.

I just can't believe they're still there.

Cause like, I feel so shocking.

I feel like they could have gone home if they wanted to by now.

Yeah, I mean,

people are flying commercially, and you could definitely fly private.

And I also can't believe that he's turning 24.

Like, that he's so young.

That was really surprising.

I did not know that he was such a Bebe.

Yeah, he's like a Bebe, but also like a beef patty.

Like, he's just so meaty, like, so

meaty.

So meaty.

Oh, wait, what was that thing from the soup?

Yeah, from the soup.

So So meaty.

Yeah.

That show was so good back in the day.

Yeah.

No, and it's back now, and it was pretty good, too.

And it was,

what happened to it?

It was like four episodes.

I think, like, they had to stop filming because of quarantine.

And so, but it was good.

But I feel like if any show could be shot remotely, it's the soup.

There's literally one person in front of a green screen.

That's true.

I don't know.

Whatever.

Unfortunately, I don't have the answers.

So those are our four mindful stories.

And then, for our fifth story, we've got ourselves a little Kelly's mindless news like the fourth of July.

Okay, ready?

It's, I mean, I don't know how I lived my life without knowing this.

And thankfully, as always, People Magazine is at the forefront of delivering mindless news to the American people.

Kelly Rippa says, Josh Dumel

would play with her son for hours on the set of All My Children.

Shocking.

chilling

for hours

hours not minutes hours

kelly ripa is sharing a sweet memory of josh dumel during monday's episode of live with kelly and ryan rippa 49 opened up well she looks really good for 49 opened up about the first time her son michael now 23 met dumel on the set of all my children I'm going to tell you a story about Josh Dumel, Rippa began before she and Ryan Secrets welcomed the actor as a guest guest on their show.

This morning, when we were setting up and he was doing a sound check, I had to grab Michael and I said, I want you to see somebody.

When we both worked at All My Children together, Josh, there's a handful of people who were born to be parents that I've known in my life, Josh being one of them.

He was like a young kid.

He was in his early 20s when we had Michael.

He would sit and play with Michael, who was a toddler, for hours.

And Michael used to call him the Iron Giant.

I can't.

Is that it?

Wow.

I mean, there's more, but I literally.

Please.

You want me to or?

Please, no, please, no.

Oh, I thought you were like, please read more, please.

I mean, I just am so glad this segment exists because it's like been this thing in my brain where I'm like, why are there always like dumb news stories by Kelly Ripple?

And now that we're like pointing it out, I'm hoping the American people will see the light.

And okay, I just want to share something because I had seen it like a few weeks ago when we started KMN, like the 4th of July.

And someone had said, like, it's like, we don't get these stories about like Hoda or Jennifer Schager because they like do news stories.

They don't have that segment at the beginning of their show where they like share mindless things that they did this week or whatever, which is fine.

But my problem is like, why is it written up every single day?

What should like whatever she shared in the beginning of the show that was like truly fucking mindless?

No, I understand why there's so much mindless news because she is a daily host.

Like she's putting daily content in the daily mindlessness out there.

Yeah.

And I get that, but like there there are a lot of people with daily shows like that are not news-based, like Kelly Clarkson.

Like, there's a million.

I just want to say, like, Kelly Rippa is on another level.

And I just, I think it's worth noting.

That's it.

Yeah, it's definitely worth noting.

And like, even Ryan Seacrest, like, I don't see Ryan's mindless news every day, whatever he shares about, like, what happened to him that morning.

You know what?

When we were looking for stories yesterday, I actually did see a piece of mindless news.

He's thinking of moving to LA full-time, like after the pandemic.

I saw that too.

And I only found it to be interesting.

And I wasn't, I was almost like, but not really going to choose it as a story because remember, like he's like, flies back and forth.

Like he does a show in LA,

hosts a live morning show in New York.

Like he is literally lives like on an airplane.

And I think that's just crazy.

Like his schedule is so crazy.

So when I saw he was going to move to LA permanently, I was like, good, that schedule, like that life was unsustainable.

It is unsustainable.

And even when he made that decision, he was like, he hosts like Kiss FM, like the number one radio show in California.

And then you're going to host a morning show in New York.

Like, it's just too far.

No, like, you, you actually can't be both people.

Like, you can't be a live morning host on a show in New York and then also the most popular radio in California, even though I think most of the time he does his California radio from the iHeart radio station in New York, which is just like, honestly, like such a betrayal.

No, it's it's just not the same.

So,

and also I feel like I'm always seeing videos of him like in the studio with Tanya Rad, like in LA.

That's true, actually.

I just don't understand how it works for real.

It's just, it's, it seems exhausting.

I'm exhausted for him.

Yeah.

Tired.

Let's dive into TV recap.

And I forgot that I do have one thing I want to recap before we dive into the Instagram live we're going to talk about.

Okay.

But

RuPaul's All-Stars

new season started on Friday and I watched it last night.

First of all,

of Shaykh Lee Kuli.

Toasty Offett.

I can't believe they don't call it RuPaul stars.

Interesting.

It just sounds weird to say RuPaul all-stars.

So I just call it all-stars, but it should be RuPaul stars.

Love that.

I agree.

I think that everyone knows, like, I am a Shaykh Kool-Aid stan and I just want to put onto the universe.

Like, I do believe she's going to win.

She's, I mean, honestly, in the first challenge, she was like a little disappointing, but she's just getting her feet wet.

Like, she's going to figure it out.

She's just like, was meant to win in season nine.

And, like, the fact that she didn't is just a disgrace.

So

I think she's going to have her moment.

Blair St.

Clair was like someone I really honestly, like in the beginning, she was you as a drag queen.

Okay.

Really?

She had a very

like soft face, like cherubic, like you.

Like she looked like a child.

She usually had red hair and she was very like pale skin, very porcelain.

But now, and she was like always dressing like she was in the 50s, like Blair St.

Clair.

Like that was her, her like drag aesthetic.

But now it's like she went through like puberty and now she's like a Kardashian.

like she wears like short dresses and like she's just like she went through a real um like genesis but I don't know I liked that even though she annoyed me before like she had something specific like now she's just like everyone else yeah I feel that so she just like annoys me um

whatever um Ricky Martin was the guest uh judge and like it was just everything of the sort like he obviously watches drag race like I love when you could tell someone watches drag race like sometimes they come on like for the press or just like to be you know a part of the vibe but like when you when you know someone watches it like it's just so much better and ricky martin was an amazing guest judge like and all the the queens were like

gagging the house when he came in like it was because he's like so cute um

and then spoiler alert if you didn't watch yet derek berry got sent home and this is like an interesting um

element of drag race like a lot of the queens are impersonators um because that's what like a big part of being a drag queen is like people want to go see in vegas like a britney drag impersonator so derek berry has been on

like a few seasons ago and now he's on all stars and like all stars is the creme de la creme of the real seasons and like he's just not creamy like I don't know why he was I don't know why he was chosen like he's stung um and he's a Britney impersonator

he's a Britney impersonator which is like

It's tough because the judges want you to see want to see you do like different looks They don't want to see you being Britney every single time like then that's like yeah one

one trait and he was just like, always fucking doing Britney.

Like, literally, he showed him Britney.

Like, all he did was Britney.

Like, it was so annoying.

And it's like, he didn't listen to any of the critiques when he was on his season because they didn't want Britney.

And he came in and the challenge and gave them Britney.

And that was just not creamy.

No, not creamy.

Except, very interestingly enough, like one season, an impersonator actually won.

She was a Cher impersonator, but she was so much more dynamic.

It was just like a part of her repertoire.

Whereas like Derek Berry is defined by his Britney aesthetic.

And that's just not the type type of queen you can be if you want to win all-stars.

Understood.

By the way, speaking of Britney, um, I was watching TikTok last night and I just saw like such an incredibly interesting talk.

Um, I'm not sure if you've seen it and if this is old news, but there's this TikTok like of this girl discovering, like, you know, how Britney Spears has that song, My Loneliness is Killing Me.

And

later in her career, she releases a song called Stronger, and it's My Loneliness Ain't Killing Me No no more.

I

am

stronger.

So it's just a little interesting character development that I discovered on the talk.

Shout out to the girl who realized that.

Very interesting.

Okay.

And our final thing we want to recap is the Instagram live.

that Bravo put on yesterday hosted by Justin Sylvester with Candy Burris, Giselle Bryant, and Portia Williams.

It was to amplify Black voices, talk about what's going on.

A lot of the households that I just mentioned have been like super involved.

They've been going to protests.

And I just thought it was so fabulous.

Like for a million reasons, I feel like they reached a whole new audience of people who like might not have tuned into something like that if it were on TV.

Portia went first.

And I'm not going to lie, I watched Portia and Giselle.

My sushi came and then I had to go eat.

And it was really long.

Like it was like, I think it was like 90 minutes.

Yeah,

my food came in the middle also.

And I like took my phone in my pocket with me.

Like it was like amplified, like so loud.

It was, I thought it was so well done.

And I just like Portia Williams, well, and Portia and Giselle both, Giselle's father and Portia Williams' grandfather were both like very well-known civil rights activists.

And it's clear that they like take their legacy so seriously because they were just like.

speaking truth, truth bombs left, right, and center.

Like Justin was living for it.

It was just like so, it was everything that like someone like me needed, you know, like a combination of everything that I love.

And it was just,

I really wanted to commend Bravo because I thought it was like a great platform to do it on.

A ton of people were watching

and it was just, they were being like funny and powerful and inspiring.

And I just, Portia and Giselle are my favorites from either franchise.

So I thought they did a great job of choosing those two.

And I did miss Candy.

So I don't know what she said.

I don't want to speak on it because I didn't see.

But I just wanted to share.

It's available on their IG TV and I really thought it was fabulous.

Yeah, it really was fabulous.

You should definitely go watch it.

I didn't realize it was on IG TV.

That's great because it was a great conversation and also funny and just

empowering and fabulous.

And then tonight,

Portia's back watched Reapin' Live, I think, is doing a two-hour

special.

I don't know if it's pre-recorded or live

on the Black Lives Matter movement.

So she's going to be on again tonight on TV, which it starts at 11 and two hours.

That's like 11 to one, which is really late for Bravo.

I don't know why they're doing that, but I will record it because I will definitely be asleep.

Oh, yeah, especially since we woke up so early today, but that sounds so exciting.

Yeah, it was good.

I really enjoyed it.

I mean,

it was just, I don't know if I just like loved it because I love the ladysitter and I just like love everything that he does, but it was really good.

No, it was really good.

And even all of the comments, like everyone was just like it was it was really impactful yeah a lot of the comments and I saw actually Olivia sent me um there was like this statement signed by a lot of like well-known podcasters Bravo fan accounts like Bravo related creators um asking them to put the conversation that they were having on Instagram live like asking them to air it and that like they weren't doing enough um putting it on social media like they really wanted it to be on TV and all the comments were were flooded with like you you should have put this on TV you should have put this on TV and while I agree like a bigger platform might have been better

I just thought like the the format was so well done I don't know if you could have emulated that on TV and I don't know you reached such a different group of people on social media and there were tons of people watching um I don't know I didn't have a problem with it being on Instagram, but a lot of people found it to be very controversial that like maybe Bravo wasn't doing enough, but they are having this two-hour special tonight.

But I just thought that was interesting and worth sharing that like this petition had kind of gone around.

Oh, I haven't seen it yet.

Share with me.

I will.

Okay, cool.

Well, I think that is maybe all that she wrote.

She looks like she's getting a little tired.

Are you talking about me?

No, she, who's writing?

Oh, yeah.

Her wrist is like really cramping.

So I think we should just wrap it up.

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