Physique? Consider It Enhanced: Friday, September 26th, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday!

Friday!

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

Looking so cute and pregnant.

If you guys aren't watching on YouTube, Jackie just looks so cute today.

Thank you so much.

I'm wearing one of my new maternity outfits from Gap Maternity.

Oh.

So it's really made to enhance my physique.

It's by the way, physique?

Consider it enhanced.

Yeah, it's giving enhanced.

I took some like cute mirror pics.

I'll post them on my Instagram.

It's giving enhanced.

So that you can see.

But it's like really nice to be wearing like stretchy clothes that fit, that accentuate the belly.

And I'm feeling really cozy in my outfit.

You look amazing.

I hope it's translating on the show.

I just like in the mirror, it looks good, but like, I don't know.

I guess it's technically the same color as the chair.

And I don't know.

Yeah, you are.

It's giving blend.

But guess who's here today standing out from the pack?

Is it Scruna, Luna, Duna, Bruna?

It's Bruno, first time spotted on the show since Watermelon Gate.

However, this morning we did experience hamburger bun gate because I accidentally had Bruno,

fucking fat my pantry ajar and he got into some hamburger buns that were like on a low shelf.

Let me ask you a question.

Martins?

No, actually.

I believe Peppridge Farm.

I don't know where they came from.

That is so weird of you.

I'm sorry.

Anybody who buys buns that aren't Martins?

I didn't buy them.

I'm trying to think why I had them.

No, no, they weren't gifted.

I think I was ordering from like a healthy food store and I got some, like, I had had some hamburgers.

So I was like, oh, let me get get buns just in case so i bought whatever buns they had anyways in total he had one whole bun

and the rest are obviously garbage thanks brody but uh now i need to keep an eye on him he was like trying to get in people's handbags this morning like he's he's on a rampage he's so embarrassing he is so crazy but he's here and that's what matters bruno it's amazing to have you here you guys right before we started the episode jackie like sort of dropped something and i'm i'm i'm eager to get to the end of the episode as you guys know every friday we do a little segment called queenie and Weenie.

And I shared with Jackie before we recorded that I was actually having a hard time coming up with my weenie.

And she said, don't worry about it.

I've got it.

I said, I've got you.

Just, if you could,

if you could like wait on my secret project till the end of the episode, that would be great.

And to distract you, can you tell us about your secret project from last night?

Oh, yeah.

Secret project alert, secret project reveal.

Secret project reveal.

Yeah, I went to like kind of like a Pirige event.

Dear media hosted a dinner, by the way, at at the corner store.

Like, am I the coolest girl on the planet or what?

Trendy restaurants.

I'm always telling you to go to the corner store.

Travis and Taylor have eaten there.

Yeah, I went to a private event there.

And it was just like, you know, a bunch of moms.

It was really, it was an event for mothers, a few fathers, actually.

And Ben was supposed to be there, but he double booked me.

And he was like, sorry, I can't come.

It's like, oh, so you want me to go to this event by myself?

Well, he had like a party evening.

Yeah.

Thankfully, I like knew a bunch of people there, but I hate going places alone.

And when you're in the influencer industry, not to get like sidetracked, but you more often than not have to go to these things alone.

Like when you're going to events and stuff, you don't get a plus one.

But because like Ben is also a creator and a podcaster, like he was invited as a client of Dear Media, I get to go with you a lot of places.

I go to, I never have to go alone.

And so last night I did and it's was totally fine, actually.

I knew like a ton of people there and I got seated next to Emily Oster.

So like I walked in and I walked past the table and I saw briefly my name was like kind of in the middle next to Emily.

And I was like, oh, I'm the most important person here.

Thanks, Dear Media.

And it was a Par G event.

It was like a co-hosted dinner with with Instagram and Dear Media talking about like, you know, internet safety for teens.

I don't know.

Maybe because I'm a teen or maybe because I'm a teen mom.

That's why they invited me.

But I really came to meet Emily Oster and to, you know, eat at the corner store.

And let me tell you, did I eat?

Usually these events, nobody eats.

Oh my God, I was so hungry.

And I feel like everybody there was like in some stage of motherhood.

So like everybody ate.

It was really nice.

Yeah, you had the pregnant women.

You had the nursing moms.

You had the ones who haven't had a full meal because they've been just eating scraps off a toddler plate.

Then I went out after again.

Yeah.

I got home at 10 o'clock.

Where'd you go after?

Ben and I just had some, you know, things, some people to meet up with, you know?

No, I don't know.

Yeah, I just had kind of like socialite things.

Why can't you tell us what it is?

Oh, no, I just, we went out to Crane Club to like meet up with some beef.

Like,

who are the beeves?

Oh, man, you're obsessed with me.

Wait, but like, why won't you tell us who you were with?

Okay, okay.

Everybody wants to know.

Everybody wants to know.

I genuinely don't know.

I was with Melissa Woodhealth.

Were you?

Yeah.

Interesting.

Yeah, she wanted some tips on how to be healthy.

So I gave them to her.

I gave them to her.

So generous.

I know.

It's kind of what I do to help people who are severely unhealthy.

But it's so big of you.

And speaking of, you were saying the room was full of nursing mamas, this morning I ventured out.

Okay.

I ventured ventured out to find an exemption

for the yonki poor.

Yes, as you guys know, the fast day is coming up.

If you're pregnant, you don't really have to fast.

I don't know if that still applies to breastfeeding mamas.

So I reached out.

I was going to reach out to my rabbi, but I said, you know what?

Let's reach out to his wife.

She also just had a baby and she obviously understands the plight.

Now, she had a lot of questions for me about my supply.

And I knew I could like lead the answers if I wanted to get, but I was honest with her, but she was just like, if you don't eat, does it really affect your supply?

How is is your supply do you have enough?

I wouldn't know.

Right.

I literally, I responded to her.

I said, I've never not eaten, so I don't know if that would affect my supply.

And she's like, LOL.

I knew I could have answered her.

She was like, Do you have enough milk to feed the baby?

Like, if you don't.

Oh, I guess.

Yeah, like you do have a freezer stash and you've posted about it on the internet.

Yeah.

So I could not lie.

And so I didn't necessarily get the answer that I wanted, but she was flex, right?

She was like, really try to make it till 1 p.m.

That would be like a huge mitzvah.

And just do your best.

And then there's like different things you could do, like a kazai.

And she was telling me like a mouthful of water.

So I'm going to try.

I think that's fair.

Or like fast with liquids, you know, like that you could have water, electrolytes, coffee, like all liquids.

Yeah.

I like that liquid diet.

Flex.

So skinny.

Flex.

So skinny.

Are you going to fast now?

No.

Okay.

It wouldn't be good for me.

Well, I'll do the night portion because I do stop eating early anyway.

But

no, no, we're, we're, I'm like literally like as pregnant as you could be for Yom Kippur.

Like

when they said pregnant women pregnant.

When they said pregnant women like shouldn't fast, like they're talking about me.

1,000%.

I'm not just like, you know, like first try.

Right, right.

First try guy.

Feel good.

Actually, excuse me, I didn't.

You're literally talking about me.

Last Yom Kippur, I was like in the throes of first try and I did not fast.

I didn't even attempt.

Yeah.

It's such a tough time of year.

It is, but it's a beautiful time filled with positivity and sweetness.

Right.

And Jackie and I are sort of beams of positivity and sweetness, sort of pillars of our community.

Everything is amazing.

Everyone is amazing.

No matter how stupid and ugly you are,

you are amazing to me.

You're beautiful to me.

You're timeless to me.

So we're going to bring that energy into the stories today.

Everyone's a winner.

It's like, is that even the attitude God wants us to have?

I don't think so.

Everyone's a winner?

No.

Well, it depends.

I think everybody like views their own Lord in a different way.

And so

in Jewish, like, our God is a merciful God, right?

But he's also like...

Fair.

Yeah, you're a dumb bitch energy.

So I think in other religions, like

they perceive, you know, their Lord to be like a little bit more lenient, but like in Judaism, like, it's a tough.

No, he's a harsh judge.

Yeah.

I feel like that's the energy we should bring.

Yeah.

Just sort of emulating God's harshness.

And mercy.

I feel like we have a lot of mercy.

I'm an extreme.

Like, I'm constantly giving grace.

I mean, did you hear what I said about Haley Jill Osman?

I know.

We're so big.

Literally.

And we are so forgiving.

Extremely.

To watch the others.

Extremely forgiving.

Did I say that?

I believe.

No, I think I said extremely.

Roll the tapes.

Roll the tapes, my fave.

And how are you?

I'm good.

It's like an unearned Friday, but I'll take it.

I know, because we did have two days off in the middle of the week.

So just like, let's just like enjoy

the Fridairies.

Yeah, everyone just like act normal.

Maybe no one will notice that it's Friday.

Right.

And yeah, I'm excited for the weekend.

Oh, do you have any big plans?

I do.

I forgot to tell you.

What are you doing?

Oh, are you going to the Ryder Cup?

I am.

And actually, I meant to ask you.

I need you to tell me like everything.

So I like wasn't really listening the last time you told me about like America and the Europeans.

And then I just tell me.

Let me explain the Ryder Cup.

So it's like kind of like a mini Olympics.

It's a golf match between Team USA and Team Europe.

So Team Uruk.

Has it started already?

I think it starts today.

The boys have been like there all week.

They had like a Pargi fancy dinner with their wives.

They always have like a big dinner before the cup.

Cute.

Let's see who's on Team USA this year, but it's the name of the book.

I saw Rory.

I saw

Team Europe.

Oh shit, you're right.

Okay, Scotty Shuffler.

Scotty Scheffler.

He is classic.

I just need, like, in order to know everything about it, I need to get on like that side of TikTok.

So let me just shout into my phone.

Ryder Cup, Rory McElroy, Rory McElroy, Ryder Cup,

Beth Page, New York.

So Scotty Scheffler, Xander Schouffle, who they don't focus on in full swing, so I don't know him.

Bryson DeCambeau, we all know in the world.

Oh, yeah, but Bryson and his TikToks are so crazy.

Yeah, no, that's his thing.

He's like the contact golfer.

Yeah.

Justin Thomas,

wait, I need to bring Satchi.

I like, I think him and Margo would be really cute together, like, such a good-looking couple, but he's gonna be busy, so um, okay, fine, maybe another time, maybe another time.

Did you say after Bryson?

Justin Thomas, that's JT.

Ben knows him, right?

I knew Justin Thomas, yeah, you're saying I have a friend at the cup, yeah.

Well, again, he's gonna be busy, but um, maybe

like grab drinks Sunday night if it goes well.

Not my not my friend playing.

Oh, my God.

I have so many friends, like, who are athletes.

JJ Spawn, Cameron Young,

Sam Burns, Patrick Cantlay.

He was in the documentary.

Kyle Morakawa.

We know him.

Ben Griffin, Harris English, and Russell Henley.

A lot of new names, actually.

And then Keegan Bradley is the captain, which is a big deal because last Ryder Cup, it was kind of like it was a whole plot in full swing.

Keegan Bradley had played for the U.S.

team.

He's like a really sweet family man.

He's not the coolest guy in golf, but he's like steady, you know?

and he had played in the ryder cup a few years ago and like his shot was the one that like lost the ryder cup for and it like haunts him oh me oh my and so last year when they were picking the team for the ryder cup there's like half of them get in if you're the top six in the country you're shooting qualify and then the other half the captain picks so he was like could have been on could have not been picked he was really hoping to get picked and like come back and redeem himself and it was all about like is he gonna get picked or not to be on the team?

And he did not get picked and he did not play.

But this year, he's the captain.

That's nice.

Isn't that a beautiful story?

The comeback.

And that, well, we'll see how it goes.

But I feel like he's so, nobody wants it more than him.

And like historically, does Europe usually win?

Does America usually win?

Like, are we...

We haven't won on,

they switch off every cup playing in the U.S.

or playing in Europe.

So usually the U.S.

wins, but when we play in Europe, we haven't won in like years playing there.

They won the last one because it was in Europe two years ago.

So, when we play in America, do we usually win?

We usually win because you get home court advantage, like people go crazy.

It's like a very rowdy event, like the Olympics.

Like, U.S.

It's rowdy, U.S.

yeah, people like chant and they boo the other continents.

Sus, I'm gonna be there booing 100%.

Um, and then so the European team has a lot of players that you would also know that they're famous, like Rory, like Rory, uh, Robert McCloud.

I just want to say, like, Rory.

Justin Rose.

Do you remember him?

Oh, wait, Justin Rose has cavaliers.

When he rose's husband.

He has Cavaliers, Koji.

Jackie, don't you feel like, and I feel this sometimes with the Olympics when people compete for other countries, but like they live in the States, they train in the States, like you're draining our resources.

Rory McElroy lives in America.

Just saying.

Yeah, they all live in Florida.

And it's nice that you have like connection to your home country, but like, I don't know, you're draining our resources and then you're trying to beat us.

I don't like it.

Well, that's classic for the Olympics.

I feel like for this, no one minds because it gives a little bit of rivalry and they have to just like make shit up.

They just need cup after cup.

And the Olympics, like sometimes people don't make it to the American team.

So they're like, oh, my grandmother's German.

I'll compete for Germany.

Like you can qualify that way.

So that's different.

It's different.

Yeah.

Also, golf was invented in Scotland.

So like they have a lot of golf pride

over there across the pond.

That's fair.

That's fair.

Also, Shane Lowry's playing for Europe.

He's like, he always gets a plus one because he's like Rory's best friend.

I don't know how much he like earns it, but like Rory's like

tags him in.

Got it, got it.

John Rom.

John Rombom.

Yeah.

And yeah.

Rombomb.

So.

I don't know if you'll know the other names.

Anyways, it's a very big deal.

It's very exciting.

I'm so excited that you're going.

I'm sad.

You're not coming.

I know.

That's like, I have FOMO.

But it makes me feel better to know that I physically can't come.

Like, what would I be doing there?

Yeah.

So

you have to give us a full recap on Monday.

I think I might try and watch some of it.

I'm going to let me know if you see me on TV.

When are you going?

I don't know.

Ben three days.

Oh.

Or two.

Maybe two days.

I don't know.

I have to find out.

And it's just you and Ben?

Yeah.

So fun.

Let me know everything.

Will too.

Our golf correspondent on the ground.

This is a sports podcast, you guys.

I mean, I'm getting twisted.

I'm wearing wearing 49ers merch today via Abercrombie.

They slayed their NFL collection this year.

All to say, USA.

USA.

You know, I'm going to be over there like

with my, I'm going to, oh, should I have to wear red, white, and blue?

Yeah, but also you should probably wear like Travis Matthew, like little girl.

The tennis dress energy.

Yeah, yeah, little girl, sweet polo.

Little girl.

Little girls, little girls everywhere.

Yeah.

I thought when we say little girl, we're quoting Mary Cosby.

Mary Cosby by way of Miss Hannigan.

Honestly, Mary Cosby is kind of like a modern version of Miss Hannigan.

1,000%.

You don't even have to differentiate which one you're saying because they say it the same.

Now, if we were to cast in Annie Live right this moment, Mary Cosby's our Miss Hannigan.

Who's our Annie?

We've got Annie.

We've got Annie.

Who played Annie in Annie Live?

You loved her.

She hasn't done anything yet.

Like, she's a young girl, but she was so cute.

You loved her.

What was her name?

I don't know.

I have no annoying.

Her name was Annie.

Annie.

What's We Got Annie from?

The movie.

But

not the original.

The one,

and also Nicole Scherzinger was doing We Got Annie.

It's a great.

She was Grace.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grace.

Victor Garber is always Daddy Warbucks.

Eternally.

Or he's Mr.

Stacks, played by Jamie Foxx.

Jamie did a really good job as he really did

yeah which is such a funny name but daddy warbucks is daddy warbucks yeah

don't make me go dude dream about victor garber the other day and jet puckett

that's campbell's husband and jet puckett is kind of a modern daddy warbucks if you think about it yes with paloma as andy annie

That's our version.

And Campbell is Grace.

Campbell is Grace.

And I'm Miss Hannigan.

A thousand percent.

Let's get into the stories because we have a lot to discuss and we have to put a podcast bin on it all.

Okay, I dropped my iPad like the second we started the show and I haven't picked it up yet.

Okay.

And I actually don't know what to do about it.

Yeah, I know.

I might have to do the ads from my phone.

Oh, I needed to call you out on something.

My iPad case.

You know what's so crazy?

And I think it is your branded iPad case.

So ever since we came home from the Hamptons, you know that I have to put on the

Granny the Cook for the plane.

Yeah.

Jackie takes her work iPad and her kids obviously don't do screen time, but on airplanes, she allows me to.

Yeah, they get my iPad.

She puts it in that like kid-friendly one that has like the handle.

The squishy one.

And literally they walk into the Hamptons and they're like, Granny the cook is here.

Like, who?

They call that the case with the shop.

I don't know why.

I missed the origin story, but they call it Granny the Cook.

So I put on Granny the Cook for the plane and

I, I know I put the toast case like in my bag or something, but it has not materialized.

It hasn't materialized whereas I thought that it would.

I guess I could look a little harder for it, but like

I got a lot going on.

So if you guys could give me some fucking grace, that would be nice.

Literally all we do is give fucking grace.

Yeah, so could I give you a mic flag is upside down.

No, no, I'm talking about us

giving grace to you.

Your mic flag's always upside down.

You don't have your case.

Get your fucking case, bitch.

Oh, so you're not giving grace?

No, yeah i'm not oh sorry mate i forgot it's like to a woman who has a lot going on where i'm supposed to be a pillar in the community can't give a little damn grace she's such a pillar in her community that's one of my favorite phrases

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Thank you, Turt.

Yeah, well, yeah.

Not the story, but you know what premiered last night that I caught a few minutes of?

What?

Special Forces.

I heard Britney Cartwright went home.

I mean,

I didn't realize that it was like a limination show, which makes sense.

So who's won Special Forces in the past?

I don't know.

But this does feel like the first season where I will not necessarily watch it, but keep up with it because so many people on it that I follow on Instagram.

I know, but I have to be honest.

I was watching and like...

I didn't recognize the people that I know.

They look so different, like in these like man clothes.

And there's no hair and makeup, which you're not used to.

And then they're wearing like hats, man clothes.

And also a lot of like women these days like look alike.

So I just like didn't know what I was watching.

And then when you see them from afar, you actually can't even tell if it's a boy or a girl.

No.

And then

Jesse Smollett, they also do like testimonials.

They have like, you know.

They do like in the moment in

confessionals.

So like he's talking and like, he's like, I don't like someone screaming in my face.

I'm like, but you paid those guys to scream in your face.

Slow.

No, everything he said.

I'm like, but you did that.

You like that.

Racking up.

I saw

Sean Johnson talking about it on her podcast with her husband.

And then I saw the clip of Brittany Cartwright being like, I literally can't do this and going home.

Like

not even getting eliminated, just going home.

Yeah, they agreed she would be the first to go.

I'm sorry.

I can't talk about the show without even just mentioning like I was asked to, I'm sorry, like I was asked to be on this show this particular season.

I could never.

No, and now knowing that like people go home and someone has to go home first and like.

That really might have been you unless your team happened.

Of course.

Unless your team won.

Her team lost.

So I guess like the losing team, I'm just, this is me theorizing the losing team loses a player yeah so unless your team happened to win like you just can't go home first when i saw i saw a headline that was like see who went home first on special forces and i was like oh embarrassing i wonder who that was and it was me yeah i mean i guess she didn't like really go home because she chose to leave but i totally understand lisa vannerpump like wanting to be out of dancing with the stars and i always say like if i was ever on a show like dancing with the stars or like american idol whatever like i wouldn't go home first i wouldn't win but i wouldn't go home first i'm like that's the goal, not to go home first.

Yeah.

Anyway, so it was just interesting to see it on.

Yeah.

It was.

Our first story.

Taylor Swift is making her late night U.S.

return.

She has been announced as a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon in an Easter egg filled video.

She will be on the show on Monday, October 6th.

Yeah, I know.

I don't want to talk about it.

Because you could have maybe gone, but I don't think you could go because you're previously engaged.

Engaged.

So I got offered tickets yesterday.

And of course, like I do nothing.

I never do anything.

What do you mean?

You were out last night.

Oh, so true.

And you're never doing it.

I'm a rider cup.

I'm so busy.

And so you miss open.

And I have this event that, like, I actually reached out and said, can we move it up or back?

Because I got tickets to Taylor on Fallon.

And they were like, sorry, like, the whole day is like revolving.

No, no, you literally can't.

I just had to ask.

I'm not going to back out or anything, but I just like like the thought, maybe they could move it.

Maybe they, maybe they've also been wanting to move it, but they've got to go.

Maybe they've also got tickets to tailor on Fallon.

So I can't go.

I'm so upset.

I'm really sorry.

That's such a bummer.

The biggest bummer there ever was.

Because like you could have been there.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, she'll be on Fallon.

So she is rolling out some press.

Everything is coming out after the album comes out.

I put on my new music Friday today and I realized like this is my last Friday without Life of a Showgirl.

I know.

I'm really excited.

I'm excited too I'm excited for new music like period I feel like when a lot of albums came out in this late winter early spring this year and like I was overwhelmed and I couldn't listen to all of them and now there's been sort of like a drought and I'm so ready for an album yeah and honestly it pains me to say it but like Breener's most recent album like I listened to it because I'm a fan and I support it, but it has not stuck to my routine.

No,

I don't think, no, none of the songs made it to my like songs.

Not to say that I don't like them, just to say that I don't want to listen to them like 12 times a day.

go go juice made it to my and goodbye made it to my like songs yeah and i maybe i should put some on just to get a little more of it but i don't know i really gave it a lot of chance like i put it on every time i got in my car it just didn't stick with me but that's okay right right i'm tommy from arkansas and i really feel like taylor's new album is gonna be like just the thing i need to get my ass back in the gym like you know i don't like move much these days um but having like something because it is like travis said it's banger season having that like i'm gonna go for walks like that's what i need i feel like i'm only fat because taylor hasn't released her album so if she could just do that for my health that would be great i completely agree you agree that i'm fat

that she needs to do it for your health and for the health of the nation so you think i'm unhealthy

no but we could always be healthier

That's true.

Could always be healthier.

So true.

And the health of the nation, Coachie.

Well, of course, if we want to do anything about this obesity pandemic, give everyone a shot of Ozempic and a new Taylor Swift album.

Yeah.

Get to work.

Oh, not pandemic.

Epidemic.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Get to work, Taylor.

So that's exciting.

We'll get some lurd and hopefully that means more lurd.

But as we discussed yesterday, I feel like the rollout and the press tour is going to be a little bit different from what we're used to.

It's definitely different, especially with the press being.

after the release.

You know, I wonder if she'll do any other podcasts now that like she's done a podcast.

As we've discussed, like podcasts are really like the first stop these days for big announcements and press.

Not to say like come on the toast.

Of course, you're always welcome.

Of course.

But like

I wonder if she'll do any.

So I feel like the current, and I was actually thinking about this this morning, the current like go-to podcast for people in the music industry is Jake Shane.

He's like very much like the millennial.

No, it's not millennial.

Gen Z Zane Lowe.

No, it's Jake Shane.

And he, Selena was on and and everybody was like, freaking.

It was so sad, actually.

He announced Selena and everybody was like, you're one step closer to Taylor.

And it's like,

what about Selena?

It could be Jake Shane.

And he's a Swifty.

Oh, my God.

Huge.

And Taylor has like interacted with him a little bit on TikTok.

If she were to ever do another podcast, it would be Jake Shane.

That's to say, I don't know if she will do one, honestly.

Like, it makes the Travis one like, she's so romantic.

I think it's like so cute that the only one she's ever done is her husband's like, yeah, if she, I don't know if she'll do one, but if she does, I can't imagine she would not ever do Call Her Daddy.

She would not ever do Joe Rogan.

No.

I don't like, she doesn't.

I'm looking at the charts to see

shows that I think she would maybe do.

Okay, read me like the swirly ones that she might go on.

Oh, Amy Poe.

I could see her.

No.

Oh, my God.

She's beat her.

There's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women.

She hates Amy Poehler and Amy Poehler hates her.

What was I about to say?

I could see her doing.

No armchair expert.

Oh, yeah.

I think they actually would really like each other.

Yeah, that is a good guess.

Jay Shetty?

No.

Ooh.

I don't think she wants to go that deep.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

This is...

This is so fun.

Let me see.

There was some one I had in mind, but I can't.

I don't...

I could see her doing Lost

Kylie's podcast.

Oh.

A lot of people just want to slander.

A lot of people, like, her show is now kind of a guest show.

Yeah.

Because I see a lot of guests.

And, like, she's had Kelly Clarkson.

Yeah, I don't think Taylor would do it, but that's funny.

I also, I could see her doing Lost Culturistas just because it's a iHeart Media one and Taylor, like, loves radio.

But I actually feel like they're not Swifty's.

Like, I don't think there's lore there.

You know what I mean?

Interesting.

yeah.

But the high heart media, like, can't be overstated, can't be understated.

It's Jake Shane.

Hey, by the way, it's so Jake Shane.

And to be honest, it's Jake Shane's interview to lose.

Yeah, no, he totally has it.

If there's an interview to have, he has it.

Can you ask him?

But don't tell us, of course.

But just ask him.

I want to know.

Such a good guess.

It's 7.30 in L.A., though.

Oh.

Okay.

He wouldn't tell me, though, like, because he'd be afraid of losing it.

Me and my big mouth.

I understand.

Okay, don't ask him.

Don't ask him.

I know.

We will pretend like we haven't figured it out.

Yeah, we will.

Everyone be cool.

We

are you ready for our next story of Little Music News?

Stagecoach 2026 lineup just dropped.

Yeah, and I'm so happy.

I'm happy too, because I don't feel compelled to go.

Not to say that it's bad.

Not to say that it's bad, but it's like if it were Rascal Flatts, Luke Holmes, Morgan Wallen, like I would unfortunately have to get my arse on a plane and go.

But it's Cody Johnson, Laney Wilson, and Post Malone, which is party for the attendees, but I don't feel like I have to go.

Agreed.

I could go this year.

Like last year, I could not go.

This year, I could go.

It's a lot, you know.

I'm not where I want to be, you know, when it comes to like putting Luke's together for the desert.

This one, I'm, I'm okay to skip.

I do really want to see Post Malone live.

Actually, the other day I was like, bad, we should go to a Post Malone concert.

And I looked at his like website and he's doing international.

So so this would be my opportunity, but

it's not, um, it's not some, some years feel like they're literally tailored to me.

Yeah.

Where it really hurts that I can't go.

Yeah.

This doesn't hurt.

There are people, okay, so Rascal Flatts, Morgan Wallen,

Luke Homes, Carrie Underwood, like certain people.

I'm like, damn.

Yeah.

Lady A.

Lady A.

Oh my God.

I would lose my mouth.

Honestly, I've been loving Jordan Davis.

I've been listening to like so much Jordan Davis.

Barnan.

you know, mana, win, winner, mana.

You know, I win and I works on you.

Like, I would be upset, you know?

Doing what a damn near broken heart does.

I'm gonna need three or four more, maybe, if I'm moving on that scoreboard.

Here are the big names in the big fonts: Friday Night.

Cody Johnson, Bailey Zimmerman, who like literally went from small font to big font in one year.

I just want to say I think like his font is too big.

Okay.

Red Clay Strays.

The font is big for me.

The font is big for me.

Yes.

This is like a very much like a

relative

assessment.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what the word I'm looking for is.

We are being relative in our assessment.

Like it's like I'm not saying it's the truth.

I'm just saying it's my truth.

100%.

Okay.

Ella Langley.

Cutie.

Oh, I love her.

Counting Crows.

Oh, Mr.

Jones and me.

Sam Barber.

I know Sam Barber.

And then if you get a little smaller, some of the names that I recognize are Chase Rice, Noah Cyrus, Winona Judge, Big Ziplug, which I know now from...

You know Ziplug?

Big Ziplug.

He has this collab song with Luke Holmes.

Oh.

Yeah, it's really good.

It's like Luke like goes hard in the chorus and then Big Ziplug like wraps the verses.

It's really good.

Okay, my hip-hop king.

Yeah, and your hip-hop queen right here.

Literally.

Saturday, headliner, Lainey Wilson.

Deserved.

Yeah, I mean, she's entertainer of the year.

Riley Green is a big font.

That's the, by the way, he's the perfect size artist for that second line.

And I'm sorry, like, he's not on the same level as Bailey Zuckerman.

I feel like that's a big deal, this size font that Riley Green got.

He's been hustling for a while.

He's worthy of it for me.

He's worthy of it.

But I don't know.

I feel like that's pretty big.

Yeah.

And Journey.

Journey, like

don't

stop believing.

Like Glee.

Yeah.

They're throwing in a little 90s lore in here.

Also on Saturday night, they have Hootie and the Blowfish, plus counting crows.

Hootie?

Hootie.

Well, a lot of people don't know that Hootie and the Blowfish, while they're not like an active band, the lead singer, Darius Rucker, is like the best

country.

Yeah.

He could headline stagecoach.

He's like a huge, I mean, and it's so right.

All right.

I got boots under my bed.

The woman I love laying in my bed.

And like, seriously, he's one of the best country artists ever.

So I love Hootie.

I wonder if he'll play Darius songs as well, for sure.

Probably.

It's probably a long set.

Then the third line of Saturday is Little Big Town.

So I know you're upset about that.

On the Pound Tune.

Teddy Swims.

Yeah, the thing is with Stagecoach, as much as it is a festival of country music, it's also just a festival of people who can actually sing.

and that does include teddy swims yeah like what i wouldn't be surprised if kelly clarkson headlined she's more likely to headline stagecoach than she is to headline coachella and that's what's wrong with coachella correct saturday night headliner is post malone subhead is brooks and dunn hooting in the back

Sunday night, sorry, Sunday.

Got it.

So he's technically like the headline headliner.

Yeah, which is deserved.

He has S1 trillion.

He has all those collabs.

He's going to bring out a million people.

It's going to be amazing.

Like, that's going to be amazing.

I just know when I'm like watching our little sister's Instagram stories, I will not be able to do that.

You're going to wish that you had went.

I'm going to have to mute her on Sunday.

Honestly, maybe I just go to Sunday.

Like, I want to see Post Malone so badly.

And that F1 Trillion album is one of the best country albums this year.

Like, he deserves to be nominated for a Grammy.

I agree.

Brooks and Dunn, Hootie and the Blowfish, Third Eye Blind.

Oh, Ben will love that for Sunday.

This all on Sunday.

Yeah.

Okay, maybe I would just Brett Young.

Brett Young, he kind of fell off.

What happened to him?

He was like on his way.

Not for me.

Oh, my God.

I've been meaning to mention this.

Thank you.

When I was watching Love is Blind UK,

Claudia, what was the couple?

Barda?

Yeah, Barda and Jet.

Jet.

Okay.

They were doing their vows at the wedding.

They did not wind up getting married.

But when he was, before they had to say whether they do or don't, he

started saying how he feels about her.

and he didn't, maybe in this real ceremony, he quoted like that.

This is from our favorite song, but he was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song.

He was saying the lyrics to a Brett Young song, and like, it's pretty a random song.

I feel like I'm the only person who picked up it.

By the way, he must have like said I'm quoting here, but they took that out.

Yeah, but like, to me, it was giving plagiarism.

That's so in case, oh, yeah, he said, in case you didn't know, baby, I'm crazy, I'm crazy about you.

And I'd be lying if I said that I could live this this life without you even though

yeah he literally quoted the whole song and I was like that's really weird really weird

and also like maybe he thought because I don't know if that song was like big in the UK right no maybe he thought like no one would know because it's like this American little song I know that's really lame isn't that really crazy

um and then also if you go to Sunday then the late night is Diplo, Diplo, Pit Bull,

and Ludacris.

Luda.

You should go.

Honestly, Sunday sounds lit.

Yeah.

Agreed.

You should go.

I need to lose like 100 pounds before I do.

Well, there's time.

There's plenty of time.

And Life of a Showgirl is coming out.

And I don't need to lose 100 pounds is what I think you were trying to say.

Yeah, but I'm never going to stop you from achieving your dreams.

It's so true.

Like, I hate people like, no, stop.

Like, I have something I want.

I want to be I have something I want to do.

Support me.

Right, right, right.

Like, why would you want to stop me from losing 100 pounds?

Why would I want to stop that for you?

It's so true.

That's a bad friend.

True.

Are you ready for our third story?

Oh, we're moving slow.

Yeah.

It's all but confirmed.

Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun are dating.

They were spotted getting pizza in L.A.

They were spotted at Italian hotspot John and Vinny's in LA on Wednesday night.

Sidney Sweeney and her new beau, Scooter Braun.

And I want to say not to make everything about myself, but I've been to John and Vinny's and I just like feel like not enough people talk about that the food isn't good.

Oh, but it's what kind of food?

It's Italian.

Yeah, and it's just

casual or is it fancy?

It's like elevated Italian.

I just feel like Serafina?

Because I'm used to eating like the fine dining that is Serafina, nothing else compares.

And I heard someone say once, and I think that someone might have been me.

I can't remember if I made up this phrase or if I heard someone else say it, but I say it a lot now and it's mine.

that serafina is the mcdonald's of the italian industry and they're so ripe for that no

yeah it's like fast

food it's it comes out

your food come out comes out in 10 minutes it's a sit-down restaurant there's no drive-through no they just have them everywhere now like you know a place has officially been gentrified me and ben were driving through like what used to be like kind of a desolate part of long island city and like a week ago we were driving through and there's a serafina there now and i'm like oh the gentrification is complete.

First comes the Target, then comes the Serafina.

Really?

I didn't realize it was so ubiquitous like that, like a McDonald's.

Yeah, no, it's McDonald's.

That golden-ass.

It's yellow.

But new couple alert.

Yes.

Well, like confirmed couple alert.

Pretty confirmed.

Even though when it first came out, I thought like maybe, but probably not, but maybe they like.

They could have just like been set up on a date.

Yeah, like, but now they're getting Italian together at a place in L.A., like, pretty public like they're showing each other off

and we did ask

arena weenie what's her name sydney we did ask her to stop dating no buddies yes and scooter braun is extremely famous so for that she listened to us and she does like a businessman

so she found a famous businessman One of the most famous.

So I feel like it could really be a match.

I personally...

What's the age difference?

it feels big no he's 44 and she's 28 but how old was jonathan devino

that doesn't make it better maybe that likes an older man is that

it's a big age gap it's 16 years but she's 28 you know frontal lobe is fully developed she has every right to make her own decisions and if she chooses to date someone 16 i feel like that's her right 16

28 44.

i do math sorry it sounded like if if she chooses to date someone 16 that's her right.

Like, as if he's 16.

Yeah, scooter.

That's what I was saying.

Scooter run is 16.

Jonathan DeVino is 40.

How do you know?

But that's what you said.

It's not what I said.

Roll the tapes.

She said, but Jonathan DeVino is 42, so she likes a man in his 40s.

That just couldn't be me.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Well,

I look forward to seeing more from these two at the premiere of the housemaid.

Oh, my God, totally.

Do you see Frida McFadden said it's better than the book?

Frida speaks.

I don't know why I feel like she's mute.

She just writes.

She just writes.

She also is a brain surgeon.

Psychologist.

Frida McFadden is not even her name.

Yeah.

No, she's a very busy woman.

Pseudonym.

She's the opposite of Colleen Hoover.

Like, I feel like when Colleen's book started getting option, she said, I'm going to be a star.

Hollywood's calling and I'm getting my hair done and we're going.

And I feel like Frida's the opposite.

She really,

she's like a psychologist, right?

And a lot of her books are inspired by her work as a but like also a brain surgeon, I think.

I don't think she's a brain surgeon.

Hold on.

And her name is not Frida.

Like, I don't think we know what her name is.

Frida

McFadden.

Oh, wait, never mind.

She's totally a public figure.

And the pen name.

A practicing physician who specializes in brain injuries.

Oh, injuries.

That's different than a surgeon.

Yeah, so it's like,

in what way does she specialize in them?

Through chat or like through scalpel.

And are they going to tell us her real name?

Frida McFadden is a pseudonym.

For what?

Maybe they're not going to tell us.

Which I would understand like if we were respecting her privacy, but it seems like she does interviews.

Yeah.

She's here on People Magazine doing a Zoom interview with Sydney.

I don't know.

I feel like she's established a good work-life balance.

Yeah, that's true.

Oh, yeah, there literally like isn't, you can't find her name.

Oh, here on Reddit, they definitely figured it out, those freaks.

But we're not going to put that on blast, are we, Claudia?

No, of course not.

I just want to see if they figured it out.

Oh, she wears a wig.

Oh, in this, yeah, she does have like this fuck ass bob.

It's a wig.

Smart.

Okay.

And she wears glasses.

And I think maybe in real life she doesn't, you know?

I think they have the lens.

Yeah, I think they have the lens popped out.

She's kind of like the head of my town of the literary world.

1,000%.

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You're welcome.

Our next story, a little new couple news with an age gap.

Sasha Baron Cohen, 53, has moved on from his divorce from Isla Fisher with a 27-year-old OnlyFans model.

Devastating.

Sasha Baron Cohen has reportedly stepped out for date night with 27-year-old OnlyFans model after finalizing his divorce from Isla Fisher.

He and her name is Hannah Palmer.

She does have a name outside of being OnlyFans model.

We're photographed leaving dinner together at an undisclosed location this week.

They left the restaurant separately before jumping into the same escalade.

It is said that they met at the birthday party of Rita Aura's husband.

Oh, yeah, Rita Aura married well.

Yeah, and that she is a friend of Rita's.

Obviously, this is devastating for a multitude of reasons.

One, like, I was definitely hoping for some sort of reconciliation between Sasha and Isla.

And then, two, like, I happen to think very highly of Sasha Baron Cohen.

I, I think he's a hilarious actor.

He is a wonderful, you know, pillar of the Jewish community.

Like, I think very highly of him.

And so there's not, that's not to say that there's something wrong with this girl Hannah, but it's just a cliche, you know, and OnlyFans model 20 years younger than you and you're like the older rich man.

Like, my God, how stupid are you?

So, yeah, like, I'm upset.

He's sorry.

Also on the cover of men's fitness this month, which you should just Google quickly to see what he's looking like these days.

And he joked that he's having a midlife crisis,

which would make sense between the body transformation and the new young girlfriend.

It's giving midlife crisis.

He does look amazing, but it's just men's health or men's fitness.

Men's fitness.

Oh, me, oh, my, a love like this comes once in a lifetime.

Okay, so this is obviously midlife crisis.

Like, you're dating the OnlyFans model.

You are jacked.

Like, obviously, this is technically healthy, but like, no man in his 40s or 50s needs to look like this, honestly.

Yeah, he said some celebs use Ozempics, some use private chefs, others use personal trainers.

I did all three.

okay funny i love him he's so funny like that's my king right there i just wanted i don't know why i just wanted him to date like

who's like a jewish queen

gal godot

okay sure this does beg the question like is the only fans model jewish just like just for i just want to know i i feel like no is my guess it would be amazing like if she were i would love i would love that for them but i think it also speaks really highly of her because like he's very funny he's very intelligent so like i don't think he's he's really just like spending time with someone who's has not much to give.

Like, I'm 24.

27.

27.

I just know.

And 43 years.

I just know Isla and her gals are just like dying over this.

Vomiting.

Yeah.

It's so cliche.

I'm sorry.

I thought he was better than this.

I agree, but I'm going to hold on.

And this is not a knock on the girl at all.

No, I'm going to hold out hope that she is like the mother.

But they're going into business together.

No, no, that she, no, that she is so funny, so smart, old soul.

Like, she's got that marker sparkle.

Yeah, wise beyond her years.

Okay.

You know?

You stay holding.

I stay holding.

But, um.

And I think when you do something like this, it really makes it impossible to reconcile.

Because, like, your wife, ex-wife, like, you just, like, lose all respect.

Yeah, of course.

No, I'm

so cliche, like the cover of men's health, like, being so jacked.

You guys, like, I'm seriously upset.

Like,

yeah.

I just, I actually didn't see this for him because maybe I'm delusional, but like, I've always thought he was different.

Yeah, you know, he was in like a Hollywood marriage, but it was like a really long-term one.

And even when it didn't work out, like it was considered a success.

And I don't know, I've just always thought he was not like other actors, but he's just like the rest of them.

I'm so upset.

Yeah.

No, there's really like not a great way to spin it.

And like nobody's made movies like he has.

Like they're truly one of a kind.

He's just different.

And I didn't.

This is so Aladdin.

Yeah.

So bore at.

So bore at.

Very nice.

This is my wife.

So upset.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

And I just want to say, like, I definitely put Sasha Baron on a pedestal.

Like, I'm treating him unfairly, but, like, sorry.

Of course.

We only have so many like role models in our community.

With great power comes great responsibility.

So true.

Our fifth and final story, even though, like, Scooter Braun is also like a beacon in the Jewish community, but we're not upset that he's not with, that Sydney's not a jew

and that he's doing the same thing oh by the way i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm not upset that sasha baron komen is dating someone who's not jewish yeah no i like obviously would i have preferred her to be a jewish only fans model yeah it's the whole

like it's the

the cliche of it all i don't give a fuck that she's not jewish

yeah yeah that's not at all what it's about okay and you know that no no no you know that this amongst other things

it's just different amongst other things but it's funny Like, yeah.

No, technically, it's the same exact thing.

And 100%.

The two of them are actually like two of the probably biggest, like strongest voices for the Jewish community.

And we happen to have back-to-back stories about them dating younger women.

No, they're doing the exact same thing, but it's different.

I can't explain it.

Yeah.

And like, we all know why it's different.

Okay.

It just is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Our fifth and final story is some good news.

Finally.

It's some good human interest news.

A Missouri Powerball winner who split the historic $1.78 billion jackpot breaks his silence.

So yes, I didn't even follow up with the Powerball.

I like meant to get a ticket and I did it.

I think I did.

You bought a ticket?

No, no, my husband bought tickets.

Yeah, it's just like hard to find places that sell tickets in the city and I never have cash on me.

Oh, we got that licks.

Yeah, Publix, right.

And again, when the winners don't reveal themselves, I always think that's better, right?

Because when they do, it's like they want to to be famous and that's how they end up on a documentary.

Yeah, but don't you also worry that maybe they lost their ticket and they like can't get their earnings?

That's what I think.

There's a difference in somebody not coming forward.

You can claim it and remain anonymous and we never know, but then, yes, sometimes people don't come forward.

Like they obviously, like the wind blew the ticket away.

Yeah, or they just like forgot about it.

I am curious because every time I buy a lottery ticket, I take a picture of it, like just to have for posterity.

Would that be enough?

If I, let's say, accidentally threw it away, but I have a picture of it.

I don't know.

They can definitely scan the barcode in the picture and like go to the bodega where I bought it.

Like 100%.

They can confirm.

Okay.

But would they?

I don't know.

But here's the good news.

Missouri ticket holder who won half of the Powerball's historic $1.78 billion jackpot has described himself as a homebody and said that the mind-blowing payday has caused the best problem he's ever had.

The anonymous winner claimed that his life-changing prize, a one-time payment of about $410 million at the level.

So let's say it was $1.8.

He's splitting it with the other guy.

So it's 600 mil, right?

Yeah.

And then you can do the one-time cash payment, which is less than if you get paid out over time.

But like, I think it's better to do the one-time payment.

Like, what if I don't know anyone who doesn't take the one-time payment?

What if the lottery goes out of business and they still make 300 grand?

Exactly.

300 million.

Exactly.

Even though you take a haircut, like it's just, it is what it is.

It's worth it.

He said that his newfound fortune still hasn't sunk in.

He said, I'm like a homebody.

The perfect day is sitting at home doing what I do, relaxing.

I'm a millionaire, a multi-millionaire and i'm doing laundry last night he um said that he's excited to take a year off and he really just won yeah and he just chill at home with his wife he said he's a married man but you know idleness is the devil's work it's true and i think that is what happens a lot of the time with there's so many reasons amongst other things

notoriously um go broke or like it's like a curse almost to win the lottery

that i have i have faith in this man

me too that he can weather the storm.

And he sounded like a PJOM in the brief clippings we got from him, just saying that.

I'm just going to do me for a year.

Slay.

I know, but I just hope he doesn't change too much in that time.

I know, because it's easy to say now and sound like a person who's sound of mind right now.

But in a year, when those millions have started to take their toll, give them to me.

I'll help you.

He shared that the money will help lighten his wife's workload and give them more cherished time together.

Stop, I'm seriously seriously going to cry.

That's really beautiful.

It is.

Like, sounds really deserving.

Yeah.

And if it can't be me, I'm glad it was him.

And like, as much as I want to follow them to see, you know, they should have a reality show so we could like just see, like, that's not what's best for him.

Right.

And I hope that he's able to define, defy the curse.

Yes, very few people.

And it sounds like he is.

You know, he's not like that guy who bought those mansions in LA.

No, oh, chasing all the wrong things.

Yeah, he's just wants to chill at home.

Maybe he'll get like a cozier couch, a bigger TV.

Or like he can move to like the biggest house in Missouri.

Sure.

You'll allow it.

Yeah.

You don't think that will change him too much too drastically too soon?

No, I do think if they're like if he leaves his wife because he thinks he can get an OnlyFans model who's 27, like then we're in trouble.

Yeah.

No, but like he can just be him with 400 million and as it should be but I feel like most people like don't think like that.

It's also so easy to in the beginning to be like, no, I'm not going to let this get to my head.

I'm not going to get ahead of myself.

But it's a slippery slope.

Yeah.

And that 400 million would be quick.

It's shocking how quick it goes.

Oh my God.

400 million is nothing.

400 million is two years.

It's gone to two years.

Good years.

Yeah.

That's all one really needs.

Yeah.

All right, let's dive into Queenie and Weenie of the Week, our final segment of the week, where Jackie and I like to take a glance, at a glance, at what happened this week and deliver two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

Now, it's not that serious.

Queenie of the Week is a seven-day title.

Don't take it too seriously.

Don't get get too high on your high horse.

If you find yourself being Queenie of the Week one week, and definitely don't get too down on yourself.

You find yourself being weenie of the week one week because you could be queenie one week and weenie the next.

Let's start with Queenie.

And if it's okay with you, I'd like to start with Queenie.

Okay, please.

My queenie.

Take it away.

Now, Jackie and I have been speaking at length about how this is a really important time of year, right?

For us Jews,

we are trying to be the best versions of ourselves.

We are being judged.

So, in that nature, I would like to anoint

God as my queen.

I have the same thought.

Now I'm not being a brown noser.

I'm not.

God is the best.

God is the best.

Well, God is.

The thing is, it sounds like I'm Josh, God is the best.

I'm not being a brown nosed.

Like, I actually mean this, and I'm not only saying it because it's the nine days, and I'm trying to, like, you know,

kiss ours, kiss ass.

But I really mean that.

God is my queenie.

So

many amazing things you did for me, but for like the world.

Created the earth.

Created the world in 70s.

And just

yes, like things you did, that.

And that's queenie behavior.

I completely agree.

And I had that same thought this morning, like, how can I just, you know, get in the good graces of Hashem, my queenie, every day, but especially today.

Today, 100%.

And in the spirit of that, the reason why I told you I have your weenie covered is because in the spirit of the 10 days, we are not doing a weenie, though I have the biggest weenie of all time.

oh, now you have to say that.

No, I literally, this is a true test for me because it's actually like

it's mean.

This person's clearly unwell.

I'll text you, but I'm not saying it.

And this is my test.

But she is the weenie of the week.

But I'm not going to say it.

Claudia.

Wait, I'm sorry.

I'm like,

I don't know how to describe her.

Oh my God, we are on the same wavelength because when I was looking for my weenie, I almost chose this person, but I agree.

Yes.

It would be like means there's such low-hanging fruit and it's not in the spirit of the 10 days,

nor is weenie of the week.

And for that, we will abstain this week.

I like that.

I think that's in the spirit.

I agree.

In the spirit of the holidays.

Yeah.

So we're just two good girls.

But that girl's such a weedie.

I'll tell you after you're wiki for her.

Nice.

Guess.

No.

Don't guess in the comments because then that's just creating

light positive love.

Love, love.

Like, serious, like, yeah, give grace, get help.

We're not going to, we're not going to go there.

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