Slay of the Day: Monday, September 29th, 2025

Good morning, girlies.

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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off swirly.

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I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday to everyone.

Exactly.

Oh, sure.

Yeah, yeah.

The Diaz of the Semana.

The Diaz of the Semana.

The Diaz of oh, by the way, today's such a Latina-inspired show.

We've got lots of news in the Latin space.

We do have lots of news.

It's actually very much, I think, going to be a sports-heavy show because it was a big sports weekend.

I mean, look at your shirt.

Oh, yeah.

Not only am I wearing my $300 rider cup,

it wasn't $300.

It wasn't $300, but it was so expensive.

Okay, so what?

It was $250.

I don't know how much it was.

I just know that me and Ben got a bunch of stuff and the total was $1,300 for a merch.

Okay, but it's once-in-a-lifetime merch.

Like, you can't ever buy it again.

And it's merch for my sister.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

If you're watching on YouTube, you can see the Pargilicious hat that I got for Jackie.

It's a rider cup hat.

Everyone was like wearing this hat.

That's like the official hat of the weekend.

Oh, look, this price is on it.

How much do you think this hat is?

Okay, it's a steal.

$45.

$48.

not bad it looks like the top quality too so when we got to the merch place um it was huge it was like this emporium and it was so well run i have so many thoughts on the rider cup from like a logistics standpoint like shout out to the logistics company it was the most like organized event i'd ever been to

and it was this huge like literally looked like a king cullen like it was this huge and when we're checking out the guy was like have you guys been to the main merch shop yet i said excuse me

he was like yeah this is just polo oh I was like, like, Ralph Gren?

Yeah, so I thought like Polo, because Polo was like the biggest sponsor.

I thought they were just responsible for all the merch.

Got it.

You know what?

So then the main merch shop is like a mall where they have different brands doing merch.

Is that crazy?

That's sick.

So when next time you're here, I'll give you your hat.

I can't wait to wear this hat to the pardon night.

Yeah, I got my sister hat.

And this is women's merch.

They have like some crop tops.

You know, we're always talking about how like people can't make merch for women.

They're like, oh, athletes, women, like they'd par delicious things i thought you also said do you have free merch no who said i got free merch i thought you said you got free merch when when when i don't know i thought like you posted something hold on you're you posted something and i was like oh my gosh love the merch and you're like i got so much free stuff i'll give you No, I said I got so much stuff.

I'll give you that's the half.

Sorry, I just assumed it was free.

I said get me one.

You said I got so much merch.

You can have whatever you want.

Yeah, so I picked this out for you today.

Sorry, it was giving free, but um.

yeah, no, I wish.

Well, thank you so much.

I'm so excited to hear about your day at the Ryder Cup.

Is that now or is there a story?

Well, we have a story about like the events of the Ryder Cup.

So you tell me how you want to play it.

Let me talk about like my own personal experience right now.

And then, because I want to be able to give to the news when we're doing the stories, like just to not center myself.

But yeah, I went to the Ryder Cup.

It was kind of crazy, you know.

As I was like walking through the place, I realized what a big deal it was, you know, and how, correct me if I'm wrong, when it is in the States, it's not always at this particular facility, is it?

It's different every time.

Just like all the golf, everyone, they really spread the golf championships.

So I feel like, you know, we represented New York really well.

Ben said this is like a really famous public course.

Like it's so pargy.

Yeah, he's like, it's the pargiest, hardest course ever.

And when I tell you, like facilities-wise, I could not get over the logistical dream that it was.

I'm sure everybody, like, you know because like when I went to go cello I'm like this is a nightmare but like they had Jackie saw my Instagram she was like oh I saw you were getting like chauffeured around on a golf cart I'm like yeah that wasn't like a special turdy thing that was everyone they were like a line of golf carts there were so many golf carts where do you need to go what hole are you trying to get to like it was so organized I could not get over Jackie when we were in the merch shop They had so many people working there.

When you were getting online to go check out, before you did that, there was like a little station where they removed your hangers, like just things like that nobody nobody would think of it was so organized i couldn't get over the organization of it all like and it was really beautiful right like all the sponsors they had polo everywhere there was like uh ralph's you know uh the ralph lauren ice uh ice coffee place they had like ralph's trucks and arnold palmers like i felt like new york really showed up and showed out it was a gorgeous day too um yeah i was just being like a proud new yorker oh nice i was wondering if that was more like the organization that puts it on.

I think it's a combination between like PGA and like the European PGA.

And so I would imagine that like wherever they go, they have that level of

organization.

But maybe it had

the venue.

That many human beings in one area like is a logistical nightmare and just get me out.

That's not at all something I like am attracted towards.

But I was pleasantly surprised at how parchy it was.

Also, it was the most

baby friendly stroller friendly event I'd ever been to.

So I went on the website because I'm like packing all my shit the morning of with my literally my caravan of shit, diaper bags, pay me carrier, stroller.

And I'm like, oh, do these places have like bag rules?

Like you can't bring a bag into a stadium.

Like,

so I go on the website and they're like, you can only have a purse that's six by six.

I'm like, excuse me.

And then I want to read it.

I was like, so

I was deeply moved by the

FAQ website for the Ryder Cup.

Ready?

Okay.

I took a screenshot of it because I thought it was.

okay the following items are also permitted on site small bags

diaper bags strollers like that's part i don't know if like all organized events have that but i just felt like it was so i felt so seen inclusive it was so inclusive and I think I was maybe one of two people who brought their baby.

Like I didn't, I thought it was going to be like way more babylicious.

Yeah.

And people were like looking around at me when Ruby was like in the carrier on my chest.

Like I was crazy.

Yeah, but you were like in a suite and you were tucked away and you you were sitting yeah but it was crazy now i feel like this is sort of like the push and pull with motherhood like don't want to go anywhere without my baby going with my baby is no longer fun yeah um like i was sweating like an animal

we were trying to get him to nap lol

he's having a nap at the rider cup he's winning history then i put him in the baby carrier and he did nap and i was like walking around huffing and puffing sweating like an animal so yeah it was kind of like a nightmare no fun was had but ruby went to the ryder cup you know it took his his dad 33 years to get to the Ryder Cup.

It took Ruby four months.

Yeah, no, he needed to go.

Also, like the fact that it was in Long Island,

Ben had to go.

And because like I'm so passionate about the Ryder Cup, you had to go with Ben.

He texted me that like he got tickets to the Ryder Cup that Claudia doesn't want to go.

And I was like, Koji.

Okay, that's not at all what happened.

Just saying.

Oh, no, I know that after I spoke to you, but that's what he texted me saying.

I said to Ben, Ben, and I don't even know what he's talking about.

He's like, I got tickets.

No, he didn't.

I think he was like, gonna go get tickets.

And I said, sure, but like, we're bringing Ruby and I need you to get us into like, you know, a place that has like air conditioning and food.

So once he did that, the fabulous team at Celsius was more than generous.

And yes, I had a party experience.

I couldn't have done it without like the indoor facilities.

Like, I think people go and they walk every hole and they drink the whole day.

And they literally walk from hole one to hole 18 and they spend the whole day.

I couldn't do that.

I didn't see that for you.

That's not what I was doing.

It's not for you.

I said on Wednesday, you going to rider?

He said, I am not.

I said, why?

I just want to say Ben's a liar because on Wednesday he didn't have tickets, okay?

I said, why?

He said, Claude wasn't into it.

Liar, that fucking liar.

He didn't even ask me until you brought it up.

So I told Ben, I'm like, yeah, that's such a fun thing to do with Ruby.

It's a beautiful day outside.

What else are we doing?

Get Pargy like VIP tickets.

And he did.

Crack me up.

I'm so glad that it all worked out.

I watched a little bit of Saturday and then a lot of Sunday.

Oh my God, watching golf live is so stressful.

Like seriously, not for someone who needs to monitor their blood pressure.

No, it's like watching those balls roll.

Like

on TV, they have so much high tech programming that like you know where the ball is going to go.

Good luck seeing the ball in person.

Of course, of course.

I saw like a bunch of players.

I didn't see one ball.

It was so tiny.

Do they have monitors for you to watch on TV?

They did.

And so like we're all in the suite and like the golf is happening right outside our door and everybody's watching it on the TV.

It's so stupid.

Yeah, yeah.

But it's more like camaraderie.

Yeah, I mean, it's very tribal and we'll get into it.

We'll get into the controversy of the Ryder Cup because

it was a crazy one.

I don't know why.

Like maybe because it was the first one I watched.

I just felt like it wasn't the most premium one.

I felt like I finally got into it and it was like a shit show.

Well, because we lost and we stunk it up.

Yeah, but like everyone like heckling Rory, everyone saying the American fans were so bad.

But I, that's what they do at all Ryder Cups.

Like I think when the U.S.

goes to Europe, like the European fans are trash talking too, but it was just like a bad look for the fans, a bad look for New Yorkers.

I just like, I felt like it was so messy.

No, for sure.

Although I do want to say boots on the ground, like literally.

Was that not what you were seeing?

It was so civilized.

And I actually remarked to Ben like how many people, like men, were like helping me walk upstairs.

Like when I had Ruby strapped to my chest, like everybody was like looking out for me, not to like center myself yet again.

But then I was really surprised to see like all the discourse online about American fans.

And I do think like I probably didn't see most of it and like the fans were being discussing, but I also think like Rory's loving this victim era for himself, like except to the person who threw a drink at his wife, like seriously, jail.

Yeah.

Jail for you.

So I didn't personally see that, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Oh, but that's true.

Because I was like in my own world.

That's very interesting.

Because if you would just read the headlines, like you would think like all of these people need to go to behavioral class and learn how to be like amongst no like even when we were when we were leaving Ruby was sleeping on my chest and Ben was pushing the stroller.

We like looked like, you know, we needed help.

We could not find the exit.

And so many people were like, what do you need?

It's over there.

Do you want us to call a medical to drive you?

I was like, hey, no, like, it's not that dramatic.

But like, I just don't recall.

Actually, maybe I don't leave the house that much like with Ruby.

That like, I just remember being like stunned at how like nice everyone was being, but maybe that was truly just my experience.

And I'm American, so everyone was nice to me.

Yeah, or maybe there were some bad moments, but you missed those moments.

And then outside of those moments, everyone was decent.

Yeah, that's very interesting.

Really rebuking the narrative there.

No, I meant to, when I was there, I was like, I wanted to remember this to say on the show.

I didn't even know that there was all this drama with the fans.

I just wanted to say, like, I thought everybody was being so nice to me, my baby.

Like, it was such a family-friendly event.

Like, that was my experience for real.

Meanwhile, I see on TV there's like so much drama, people getting arrested.

Like,

extra state troopers called in.

Yeah, meanwhile, I'm like, seriously being treated like a queen.

That's really funny.

It was really funny, but that's just genuinely my experience.

I'm not denying it.

It's your true experience.

It's a big event.

A lot can happen.

I mean, it's huge, too.

I really chilled by holes 15, 16, 17, 18, one.

One.

Yeah, it like loops around.

Well, we'll get into the actual golf later in the show because this is a sports podcast.

We loved seeing you guys talk to your men about what you learned here at the toast.

We are helping women.

We are helping.

This is a women's like health podcast.

I mean, it literally is.

We're constantly talking about women's health

and like the various other feminine issues.

But no, like for dinner tonight, if you're going on a date with your man or a new man, you want to impress, like, we've got all the talking points for you.

Okay.

So stay tuned for that.

For that, for sure.

Yes.

I mean,

Super Bowl news.

We have the Super Bowl news.

There's a lot to discuss.

Do you want to get into it?

Do you feel comfortable?

I do.

I did also want to say that I didn't know, like i was supposed to be waiting up for an announcement last night how did everybody know that they were announcing it i would say i well so the cowboys it was the cowboys game at eight o'clock my husband was watching the game and as the game started he said they're announcing the halftime show at halftime of this game and i was like oh i was like okay so come call me when that happens but then i was in he was watching the living room and i was in my bed and i was turning something on i was like i'll just watch the game until the halftime show so i was like sitting there waiting and I think that also made it worse for me

because I was like so excited.

And, you know, in my head, I'm like, is it Taylor?

Is it Miley?

Is it Adele?

Right.

Taylor, Miley, Adele.

In spite of the alert.

Like, no, it's bad.

It's not for the girls.

So

by the girls and for the girls.

We'll get into that, but I just want to say, like, it's giving last minute because if they knew who the person was, like, I thought there would be so much hype.

Like, how do I not know that they're making the announcement?

Like, I live and breathe this.

And I didn't even know that there was an announcement coming.

Yeah, but I feel like usually it just sort of drops and then I catch it.

And like, that's just how it is.

The fact that I sat there for two hours and like at 49 seconds left in the second quarter, I really had to pee, but I'm like, it's 49 seconds.

Like, I'll wait.

And I just like sat there holding my pee, but you know, 49 seconds in football is 20 minutes.

It's three hours, yeah.

And then

I finally like, then I checked my phone and they had already announced it like on Twitter.

It was on Twitter before I watched it on TV.

And I'm like, okay, well, I'm just going to go pee.

And like, what a waste of my time.

Yeah.

So I'm glad I didn't wake up because like I went to bed part deliciously early.

Yeah.

fell asleep to the sweet sounds of Aina Garden.

Ugh, even though I want to kill Aina.

What'd she do now?

One thing about Aina is she fucks heavily with a food processor.

Like she doesn't make a dish without the food processor like on the counter.

Respect.

And Ben is now like gung-ho

on getting a food processor.

And like we just don't need one.

And we actually had like an argument last night.

He was on Amazon getting a food processor.

And I just said, I'm like, please, I'm actually like begging you on my hands and knees.

Like, please don't get a food processor.

First of all, I know you don't give a rat's ass about food safety.

Like, there are so many parts, like, you're not going to keep it clean.

Two, it's just gonna be like strewn about on the counter.

There's no space for it.

Like, please.

And he was like, why can't I just get a food processor?

And I was like, you can, but I'm actually asking you not to.

You know what?

We should have said.

And then we had, because we just cleaned out the kitchen.

And then we had this like negotiation.

He was like, okay, because I had begged him when we were cleaning out the kitchen.

I'm like, this enormous blender.

You've never used it.

Like, seriously, get rid of it.

And he was like, I need a blender.

And it's not like a little neutra bullet.

Like, it's the big ass blender.

But a blender is a food processor.

Yeah.

So are you getting one system that has both?

So he is now, we have agreed to part ways with the ancient filthy blender.

Great.

And I have agreed to get the small seven quart.

Is it quart?

Seven cup

food processor.

But also, and I know this would be Team Ben if I say this, but like there are blender systems where it's a base and then they have a blender attachment or a pulse.

Or a food processor attached because it does the same thing of mixing so he could have gotten something like that but that's more parts for you

yeah

but you should have said to him you're such a good chopper you don't need a food processor it's like for people who can't chop so good he was like he actually had the nerve to look me in the eyes and say

yeah but i want to make gazpachos

That's really hard.

That's hard on a marriage.

That's a conversation ender.

That's hard on a marriage.

I was like, you're ridiculous.

it was like seriously the most contentious time like we i was just like i i wasn't even saying no i was just like please please i was begging like think of me please think of yourself please don't and don't forget we've lived a good life we have lived a oh i'm sorry oh

noise noise noise noise

the other part of the argument that bears mentioning is that we got a food processor for our wedding.

We had it for, what, we've been married now, eight years.

We probably had it for six years, never once used it.

I gave it, I gave it away two years ago.

So like you not only did you have one for six years, you never used it, you've now lived without it for two years and you're completely fine.

You're completely happy and content in your life.

But just because fucking that bitch, Ina, cooks with it, like I'm seriously so fucking done with Ina.

I like really, I

empathize with you.

as an empath and I'm knowing that you're going through this marital spat, but I do sympathize with Ben because I love gadgets.

And if I'm watching something and there's something that I need that I don't have, like I need it.

I need a gadget.

But I live in a house and that's what a house is for.

Correct.

So if Ben wants to buy me a house, I'll buy him a food processor.

To the suburbs if he wants a food processor.

Q-Rex.

Until then, chop, chop, chop.

Until then, no gazpacho for you.

Yeah, you should make him watch shows of people who have like small kitchens and live in cities.

So

he could learn hacks for being in a small kitchen and not being able.

Like Ina has a huge kitchen.

You can't relate to that she's a palatial estate yeah no that's you should find a creator who um you know who has who does that who does that

i don't know how to say i don't know her name um the new york times chrissy teigen girl allison roman yes she has a youtube series it's like really good and she has a at least last time i watched she has a small kitchen so she's going hacks got it so ben should become an allison roman girl i'm only subscribing to like poor chefs who don't have big kitchens you know?

Yeah.

Life hack.

See, compromise.

Yeah, I'll go on Ben's phone and like subscribe him to like a bunch of like tiny kitchen content.

You should take his phone and follow Alice and Roman.

Like just like

leave that there.

Leave it there.

Done.

Yeah.

Okay, sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

Like kind of trouble of paradise for me.

You've been through a lot.

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Our first story, Bad Bunny is headlining the Apple Music Super Bowl 2026 halftime show.

It was

announced last night at the Cowboys Packers game during halftime that Bad Bunny will be the halftime show.

There was like a little video of him sitting on top of a goalpost

saying.

Super Bowl halftime show.

So I'm split because I'm a Tostada, of course

but i'm also a swirly

and i was really hoping we had like a long extensive discussion about like

who it could be no and like really hoping for like one for the girlies you know like a pop girly taylor was thrown around adele was thrown around miley was really thrown around of course kelly clarkson is always welcome so it's not my particular genre

so i'm not like lit up like i'm not gonna be like waiting around like for what he's gonna sing.

But I know there's a lot of people who are excited, especially people from my community.

So I'm happy for you guys.

You're happy for your community.

I'm happy for my community, but like, is this who I would have chosen?

No.

No, and especially with the names that were floating around, which were so exciting.

And so girly.

We've had like three men in a row.

Yeah, we have.

We haven't had a pop moment in a while.

And I thought this was our time.

I just assumed it was our time.

I didn't even think that they might know someone from left field who wasn't a girl.

Or in the mix.

In the mix.

Yeah, no, or even if it wasn't Adele Miley or Taylor Taylor.

Taylor.

I don't know.

I just thought it was going to be like girly and swirly, especially as the NFL is like trying to get more girls and women involved with like Taylor.

And then this is just like a total left turn.

Zach was explaining to me.

He's like, NFL is really trying to court a global audience in general.

Like they play the games in London.

They just did one in Dublin this weekend.

And Bad Bunny is the biggest artist globally in the entire world.

So like this is just like great marketing for them to like get into the audience, like millions of audience.

But like, then they're just like not necessarily catering to the people who are like the fans of the nfl who have teams in the league like the people who watch so yeah there's like two initiatives i think on a small scale the nfl is like you know within our country trying to like cater more towards women and that's why they have like the christian use check partnership and like little things um but yeah there is this like initiative to make football like a globally recognized sport because football is actually soccer for most people and nobody outside of america gives it plays the sport of football like they don't even have leagues so i understand what they're trying to do and honestly, in that regard, like this is a brilliant choice.

No, it is worth mentioning that like he just announced a world tour and he was not stopping in the U.S.

He had zero shows in the U.S.

And I think also it was like a political thing.

So now you're going to do like the biggest show in the U.S., but you wouldn't go see your fans in the U.S.

He had said that he was skipping the U.S.

on his tour completely

because he didn't want it to,

I'm like paraphrasing here, but he didn't want like it to become a hotspot for immigration.

Yeah, yeah, he didn't want ice to be waiting outside his concert to deport his fans.

Right.

So

I think I don't know why the Super Bowl would be different, but maybe it's just like a thing of like, get your bag, you know?

Oh, speaking of get your bag.

He doesn't get paid?

No, you don't get paid to do the Super Bowl, but it's get your eyeballs.

Is it even Apple Music?

No, you don't get paid to do the Super Bowl.

We've talked about this so many times.

And like, really, there's no amount that they could pay you.

Yeah.

And then people will get paid different.

It's really messy.

And like, you're on the biggest biggest stage in the world.

Like, that's the payment.

But he did say in a statement, he said, what I'm feeling goes beyond myself.

It's for those who came before me and ran countless yards.

So I could come in and score a touchdown.

This is for my people, my culture, and our history.

Slay the house down.

Love someone who's proud of their culture.

It's just not who I would have chosen, but I'm happy.

People are excited.

So as long as, you know, this is for someone, great.

Yeah.

Speaking of get your bag, I have completely fallen into the side of TikTok that's talking about the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Now, at first,

I've been sending you the Riyadh Comedy Festival for the last time.

But it was a joke.

Tim Dylan made a joke.

I thought it was a joke.

I didn't know it was a real festival.

It's a real festival.

Oh my God, there's so much drama, you guys.

And I guess I didn't realize.

So, and by the way, it all comes back to golf.

Ready?

Because of live.

Yeah.

So I guess like Saudi Arabia has like this ministry of like foreign affairs that's really been trying to like infiltrate culture.

And they've been hosting a lot of, they've been trying to like get like Americans into, they're trying to like meet us halfway, right?

So like they started the live golf tournament and got a bunch of like American and European golf players to like start playing in Saudi Arabia.

They're trying to like normalize their culture and they've also been doing it a lot with boxing.

And I guess I didn't realize because like I don't really pay attention to golf or boxing.

But then this weekend, they threw a comedy festival and people are really upset because it's like held by the crown prince of Saudi Arabia.

And like Saudi Arabia is hella problematic.

You know, like women can't drive and they have like slavery.

It's like really bad.

Yeah.

And so all these top-tier comedians like Dave Chappelle Kevin Hart um those were like the biggest names oh Bill Burr people are really mad at Bill Burr um you have to see the lineup it's like the biggest and then there's also like the the big comedians of the you know like the like Tom Segura Tom Segura yes so they have Saudi Arabia has paid these comedians insane amounts of money to sort of like you know forego like a moral stance

the human rights violations and make to come and play one show and I'm sure that these comedians thought like it wasn't going to become that big of a story like who gives a shit about like a random comedy festival festival in Saudi Arabia and again like people have been playing golf for Saudi Arabia it was kind of a big deal with the golf thing but like all these boxing matches have been happening like I'm sure they were like nobody really cares.

It's one weekend.

Everyone's not going to be paying attention, but it has blown up.

And I think it's more so because a lot of these comedians, almost all of them, I mean, comedy in itself is very political.

And so a lot of them, you know, do their comedy to express their political views.

And like, this is, you know, kind of like a crazy thing to do.

And people are so mad.

I was really, I was actually really shocked to see two women up there too.

Like Whitney Cummings.

Oh, yikes.

Yikes.

And Jessica Kirsten, who I really like too.

Like, I'm just following this whole thing.

It's so crazy.

And I understand until this other comedian, I sent you this video.

I didn't know his name.

He dropped out.

He like made this video.

He said he had dropped out two weeks ago, like before all of this happened, but now with all the flyers going around, people are seeing

on the old flyers.

So he's like, people think I'm still doing it.

And I'm actually not doing it.

And he was basically saying like they paid him for like 40 times as much as what he gets for a regular show.

So let's say he makes $1,000 a show.

They were offering him $40,000 and he made this like video being like, all right, so I'll just do 40 shows.

I'll just work really hard and do 40 shows.

Like, okay, like, that's your job.

Like, why are you yelling at us?

Like, it has been, you guys, my TikTok is infiltrated by it.

It has been the craziest.

And now I'm getting.

content from the festival, like the official, official festival account, making like hype videos of Kevin Hart.

And I just know Kevin Hart like wants to die.

Like, he did not think it was going to turn into such a big deal.

Now, like, all these videos are resurfacing.

It is so crazy.

I'm obsessed.

Yeah, it is really crazy.

I'm sure Kevin Hart's getting paid a lot of money.

Yeah, I think I heard that the most anyone had gotten paid, and I assume it was either him or Dave Chappelle, is $2 million.

I would have thought more.

And then on the lower end, I think like some of the smaller comedians are getting like $150, which is like more than they would really ever make in a single given show.

Well, of course, but like

that just doesn't sound like enough.

I completely agree.

And people, oh, and so this, oh, it really became a story because Shane Gillis spoke about it.

He went on a podcast being like, Yeah, of course I got offered.

I turned it down.

And they, oh, I'm sorry.

It's craziness because Pete Davidson is there.

Pete Davidson.

And everybody's like, well, if anyone is going to do it, it can be Pete Davidson because his dad died in 9-11.

Like Saudi Arabia is like extremely 9-11 coded.

And so he's just getting what's rightfully his.

It's sort of like, you know, payback almost.

But Pete Davis had made a big story.

And then Shane Gillis went on podcast being like, it's so crazy.

Like they offered me money.

I said no.

They came back, offered even more money.

He was like, it's so much money, but like, I'm not doing it.

Him and Mark Maron

on his podcast.

I sent you Mark Maron's.

Yeah, they talked about how like they were both offered and like it was kind of like a no-brainer and they were shook when like all their comedy friends, like everyone, the biggest, were doing it.

Yeah.

And if anybody has two tickets to the Riyadh Comedy Festival this weekend, please let me know.

i'm looking for two ga tickets you'd like to go yeah how much would someone have to pay you

um

there's actually like no amount like

i can't be bought in that sense i can be bought i'm just like not really down to go to saudi arabia right like you have to go yeah right for sure oh and so oh and it's all It's all about like free speech because they don't have free speech there and they actually just killed a journalist.

It's like a really

kind of hot button area right now.

now tim dylan was doing it and then they canceled him for something that he said on his podcast okay so he was out

and i thought

that's what he said on like i saw a reel but like everything he says is so dry humor i don't know if he's joking or not 1000 that's why i thought the festival wasn't real no but his participation was real at one point and i guess now he's really not going and it's because like they were monitoring what he was saying on his podcast about it i guess he like mentioned the slavery and he's out

yeah got it so like we can't talk about the slavery So, it's just really crazy.

Yeah, really crazy.

But everyone who was going is still going.

It's happened already.

I think it was this weekend.

I don't know if it's over yet.

It's like a weeks-long thing.

You know, comedy festivals.

Like,

it's like, right?

Because I saw a video of Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle already there.

Yeah, no, but I, when I last, like, just for laughs, it's like a month-long thing.

You know, New York Comedy Festival.

It's like a season almost.

It's like weeks long.

Yeah.

Yeah.

People are really mad at Bill Burr.

That's like like where I've seen the most outsource.

I don't know.

Because like Bill, I feel like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle, they're like, they do social cultural commentary.

A lot of it is political.

So you would expect them to take like some sort of like moral high ground.

I was watching people on TikTok talking about it.

It's like not shocking that Kevin Hart would do it.

There's like nothing Kevin Hart wouldn't do.

Like he's just sort of like pleases everyone.

He's really not a polarizing figure.

He's just like.

He talks about like family stuff.

Like it's not, I don't know that he has to edit his set that much because it seems pretty Saudi Arabia friendly just in general

Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr who are like these more cultural commentators.

I imagine they're limited in their material

because I don't think most of it would fly.

Interesting.

But I think it's more so people were saying like I think they expected like this to fly under the radar, much like a lot of the other sort of like Saudi Arabian cultural events recently.

And it's really not because

comedy comedy is so political, and I think a lot of like the

consumers of comedy are sort of like intellectual

people who like wouldn't let this happen.

Who like expect better from their faves?

But also, I think some comedians kind of like you know have this moral superiority.

You're commentating on everyone beneath you and everything that's stupid and ugly.

And when you put yourself like on a pedestal like that, like then, yeah, you're not immune to that's really what it is.

Totally, it's but not all comedians like do that sort of thing.

thing.

Kevin Hart.

Right, like Kevin Hart, I wouldn't think of him as like a condescending comedian.

So like, no, I wouldn't think of him as even so much like comedy is really not even so much comedy anymore as it is like cultural commentating, like on what's the state of the world, state of affairs.

And Kevin Hart doesn't really do that.

He just like tells funny stories about his kids.

Oh, Sebastian Maniscalco was on there.

Yeah.

Not my boyfriend.

Not your boyfriend.

You'll have to call him.

But he also, he's like a Kevin Hart.

He just talks about like funny stories, like not really.

His comedy would probably be safe in Saudi Arabia anyways.

Yeah.

different strokes for different folks

all right our next story some sports news rider cup 2025 europe wins the cup despite a last minute u.s comeback europe has kept the cup one thing that i didn't know about the rider cup so you have to win 14 and a half points because there's 28 points total so in order to be the winner, 14 and a half.

But if you win 14 points and you already had the cup, you you keep the cup.

So if you're tied, like, yeah, the Europe keeps the cup.

So Shane Lowry got the 14th point and they're celebrating and Zach was like, it's over.

I'm like, okay, you could put on football.

And then people are like, are you still, then you guys were like, did you see that?

And I'm like, wait, I thought it's over.

I thought like whenever you hit the point, it's done.

But no, so the score wound up being 15

to.

I don't know.

They really made the scoring so unnecessarily.

And Ben was explaining it to me.

And I'm like, you're not speaking English.

And when I was there, I wasn't understanding anything.

And when I was watching on TV, I wasn't understanding anything.

And then like the third day was more, like, a little bit easier to understand because everybody was just like one-on-one.

Yeah.

Not like a four-something.

Like, it was so fucking confusing.

Yeah.

And a half a point, I was so confused.

No, it was confusing.

The Americans like really stung so bad.

Oh my God, they were so bad.

It's like, it wasn't like one person brought the team down.

Like everybody just decided to like do their worst.

No, and then on the last day, like everyone's coming through and like playing strong.

but it's like why can't you just do that on the first day that's like when i watch a football game and nothing happens in the first three quarters and then at the end it's like this race and it's like they don't have enough time i'm like you just had 45 minutes and you did nothing and like streison de chambo like stonk it up like probably made the biggest duty ever like so bad and they were like He came back at the end and he actually had a historic comeback.

It was the largest comeback.

He was like down by five.

Five in Ryder Cup history since like 1979.

I'm like, that's not a sleigh.

Why were you down by five?

Yeah, that was rough.

But I do feel like, and not to like point fingers at specific players, but some players, you know more because they're the best in the world.

Scottie Scheffler like was turning like a big turd.

Where was number one?

Like it wasn't giving number one energy.

And it's great that he was able to beat Rory on day three, but like

you win every championship, every cup, every match that you play in, you win.

And like when it's time to play for your country, like, the energy is not there.

Yeah, that wasn't cool, especially because I think they all wanted it so badly.

Of course, they're competitive guys, they're professional athletes.

There's like a level of, you know, you want to win.

But I was watching a lot of their interviews and almost all of them got really choked up.

And the interviewer, each time was like, why are you getting so emotional?

Like, why is this so important to you?

They were just like, I love my country so much.

Like, they wanted it so bad.

They had the heart.

They didn't have the skill.

Like, what in the world?

The whole thing is that they have the skill because I know.

Rankings-wise, most of these players are ranked higher than the European players.

But like Europe just like has that camaraderie and like the teamwork, like the, I wasn't seeing the teamwork that, and that's what makes the dream work.

And like day one and day two were so bad.

And clearly like they all got on a group text on Saturday night being like, we have to do better.

No, but it's all

too late.

They played well Sunday solo.

Like the issue is that they don't play as a team.

And I think that comes up in previous cups.

And then it's not expected that you win when you're away because of all the heckling.

And like you really get a home court advantage when it's in your country.

So like this was their time to win, especially because

they are the better players and they're on their turf and the Europeans are getting like verbally abused by the crowd.

Like that really messes with your head.

And so they had all the

energy going into it.

And so like why didn't they win?

Does this happen every year?

Every two years.

Got it.

But every two years, there's also what's the president's cup, and that's the U.S.

players versus the Canadian players.

So like there's always something.

Are there like big Canadian golfers?

Yeah, Michelle Money's husband.

So late, Michelle Money.

And when I watched it on full swing, like, it wasn't as much of a wash as you would think.

Like,

there was a game to be played.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Yeah.

Well, if we can't beat Europeans, maybe we can beat the Canadians.

I wonder if there's a cup that's Europeans versus Canadians.

I'm sure so.

I don't think they would leave us out like that.

It's all,

they tell me everything is not not about me.

But what if it is?

So a lot of the drama at the cup had to do with like the fan

reactions.

Rory McElroy at one point turned around and pointed, shut the fuck up.

No, it's when he swore to much he was like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Yeah, because they were cheering, fuck you, Rory.

It was giving,

like,

Kim Richards, like with the finger in the face, shut the fuck up.

It was so crazy.

Like, and then he did a press conference.

He was just being like, I agree.

Like the Americans were out of control.

Like we needed to be like a little bit more like tempered in our reactions, but he was living for being the victim.

Like in the press conference, just talking about like how unacceptable it was.

Like chill, okay, chill.

We're having fun.

Yeah, but I'm of two minds.

One, like, I know the Europeans heckled the Americans when we're in Europe.

Do they use expletives?

I need to know.

I need context.

Like, what level was this jeering at compared to like what happens in every Ryder Cup?

Uh, two.

Like, I'm sorry.

Also, it's worth mentioning, by the way, because I was there.

Not everyone was american i saw so many irish flags so many british flags they weren't jeering they weren't taunting no but maybe they they could have been contributing to the toxic environment too by the way yeah just saying but also then people were like hurling insults about his wife and she was there the whole time and you know that he has like a little bit of a scandalous personal life and so they were like making fun of him what was it again uh he like they separated he was like rumored to be dating that golf reporter who is on full swing she's a commentator on full swing she's talking talking about him all the time.

It's like really crazy.

And then he got back together with his wife and they have a daughter, but he like the daughter was young when he like left and then he came back, but they're a happy family.

Leave them alone.

They were, the fans were making fun of Shane Lowry's weight.

Oh my God.

You mean Luke Combs?

I kind of loved Shane Lowry.

He was so cute.

He was really cute.

As I said, he's usually there as like Rory's plus one.

They always play together.

They're like the best of friends.

But he was like the MVP.

I mean, Tommy Fleetwood was the MVP, of course.

But like Shane Shane Lowry really

like stepped his shussy up.

Okay, shalussy.

His Shane Low Russi.

I love that for him.

Yeah.

No, it was a great showing for them, despite all the hate.

And of course, Justin Rose, who got like the first,

I guess for the last day, they...

played them in bet in order of who's playing best because like the americans couldn't afford to lose one right um so cam young go off king number one justin rose who's the oldest player in the competition by far.

He's Whitney's husband.

45.

He crushed.

Even though he lost to Cam Young, like, he crushed the whole weekend.

Right, right, right.

And John Rahm lost.

John Rahm lost, even though he's like really solid.

I feel like you want John Rahm on your team.

John Rombaum.

Justin Rose has Cavaliers, and I just feel like that's really important to know about him.

That is definitely a really good thing to know.

In case that comes up in trivia night.

At date night with your husband tonight.

so all in all like you don't happen to know what type of dogs justin rose has do you sweetie oh i do it's uh cavalier yeah cavalier yeah cavalier oh no it was like kind of an embarrassment i felt like for the first rider cup that i watched like as a present individual like i got the worst one No, it was definitely annoying that we lost, annoying that there was like drama and like maybe we didn't like put our best foot forward as Americans.

I just do feel like Rory was like blowing it up.

Like, and I, I'm not doubting his experience.

Like I saw the videos, the person who threw the drink at his wife like seriously deserves to never leave his house again like seriously jail um i just feel like he really like blew it up to sort of like amplify the stereotype that like americans are rowdy and like europeans are classy like it was just annoying i would agree with you but did you see that video that went viral of him like talking about how much he loves this country oh my god i did about how his wife is american and his daughter's american and it's the most amazing country in the world and it was honestly giving patriot you're right i take it was giving patriot so i don't think he's just like rushing to hate america no you're right he lives here so I'm holding space for both things.

And now I'm like neutral on Rory.

You're right.

Because I thought that was like really big, especially.

I don't know when he said it, but it seems like he said it recently.

And he's going up against America.

And he said, like, this is the greatest country in the world.

Like, there's so much opportunity for success if you work hard.

Like, really beautiful way to speak about the country.

Agreed.

It should be on like a commercial for the U.S.

It was nice.

You're right.

I took it back.

So net net, I'm still good with Rory.

Me too.

And ever since I sat next to him on a plane, did you?

No, you know, I love to like make things up randomly, just lie for literally no reason.

And one time I went to Scottsdale for like a comedy show like years ago when I got home, I just like decided to lie.

And Scottsdale is like a big golf destination, and everybody on my flight was like on a golf trip.

So I was like, oh, there was this guy.

And I was sitting in first class.

So I was like, there was this guy next to me who's like a big golfer.

His name was like Rory McElroy.

What did he say?

And I pronounced it wrong.

I was was like, Roy McIlroy or something.

And he was like, you're lying.

And it was the first time I ever just like randomly lied for nobody.

And I just remember because I've done like a million lies since then.

Like, and they're not lies.

I don't tell, like, keep them forever.

I tell them like five minutes later.

And that one stuck with me because it, yeah, it definitely infected me with like the lie bug.

And I was just like, yeah, he was super nice.

He was like on a golf trip with his boys.

That's really funny.

Also, Rory, like it's very, like in the documentary, he's like a big face of the PGA.

Like he was very anti-liv,

very

principled about that.

You know, he would not have done the Riyadh golf festival.

Who went live?

Who went live?

Bryson.

And like a big one.

No, somebody huge went.

Phil.

And now they've, now they've merged, right?

Like.

Now it's not a big deal.

Yeah, now they merged.

And like, Rory just like, I felt bad for Rory because he's like, he stuck his neck out like, you know,

defending PGA, and now they've merged.

It's so confusing.

Phil Mickelson, he was the biggest one.

And also.

John Rom.

John Rom.

Dustin Johnson.

Dustin Johnson.

And Brooks Kepka.

Brooks Kepka.

Yeah.

Damn.

Very interesting stuff.

You've got to watch Full Swing.

I kind of do.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Number three.

Yeah.

Wedding bells for Selena and Benny.

Selena Gomez married Benny Blanco this weekend in Santa Barbara, California.

She shared some photos of themselves with a little.

She did?

Yeah, with this.

I only saw Benny's.

You didn't see all these pictures with the filter?

Hold on.

I only saw Benny posting like a really cute mirror picture where she looked so pretty.

She posted like all these artsy photos.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, like, give us less.

I just want to see, like, the ceremony.

There is very little that she's giving, except she is.

She took pictures of Polaroid pictures.

She is sharing her look, which I think is a really beautiful look and not

what you would have expected.

No, it's very old Hollywood, like hair parted to the side.

She looks gorgina.

She does.

And I just want to commend them on getting married because I think

that when they got engaged, I thought it was just an engagement to be engaged and to stay engaged.

And I didn't think they would get married.

And if they did, it wouldn't be this quick and like, you know, just traditional finally and we need to add them to the list of celebrities who actually got married Yeah, celebrities love to get married for press for just something to do.

I'm sorry.

They love to get engaged for press.

They love to get engaged for literally just like an activity

for attention and new jewelry.

Yeah.

But to get married is a really big thing and so congratulations.

Very few like take it seriously.

Congratulations on getting married.

Yeah, that's a huge step when you're engaged.

We love that.

She literally looked so gorgeous.

I need to see more.

Yeah, a lot of subs were there.

People said that Taylor Swift was there.

Was there?

And she was also at the game last night.

Yeah, well, when you have a plane, like you can do whatever you want.

Yeah, but that's like a late night.

And then where did they play?

They played the

Ravens, Baltimore.

They played them.

So she flew.

That's cross-country.

But then she wasn't seen at the game.

Yeah, I think she's taking this stalker situation like hella seriously.

And so she snuck in through a back door.

Or she just like really wants Life of a Showgirl release day to be like massive maybe she like i don't know maybe she changed her hair

or she was hungover from the wedding like no but she just wanted to roll in in leggings no i think no matter what happened she wasn't going to be seen because she hasn't been seen yeah and she's not been seen anywhere outside game we didn't even see her like at the wedding i feel like she's incognito for some reason maybe stalker but like maybe life of a showgirl I really feel like it's Stalker, actually.

But then she has to promote this album in four days.

Yeah, we know she's doing Jimmy Fallon.

We know she's doing Graham Norton, and that's it.

For now.

Yeah.

We'll see.

Very exciting.

T-minus four days to Life of a Showgirl.

T-minus four days.

And all we've gotten is we just got a new commercial, like for a Target exclusive.

Oh, I mean, I can't with the vinyls and the

it's another vinyl.

And when it comes to the free poster, like, okay, I'll get a check for it.

I'm like, Spritz, lemonade.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Skinny confidential.

Literally.

That's literally what this final is called.

Like, come on.

I know she's like, obviously dealing with something.

No, just four days.

Just give it four days and you're about to get like a whole new work of art, you know?

That's like so underrated.

Is that this week?

Friday?

Friday.

Oh, my God.

Not only do we have Yom Kippur, we also have Taylor Schrift's new album.

What a crazy week.

Yeah.

A lot can happen in a week.

So true.

I feel like one week from today, well, first of all, we'll finally be able to talk shit again.

Thank God.

That's not really how it works.

Like we're meant to be doing better, you know, in earnest.

No, it's true.

We're at least like supposed to try.

I've had a crazy thing.

We're supposed to try.

So, as I will never share who the weenie was, even though most of you guessed it.

Yeah.

And I'm glad you all were thinking what we were thinking, but we didn't have to say that.

I guess that's me sharing.

I apologize.

No.

No, that's not me.

Yeah, well, I saw people guessing like most of the same person.

I also saw a couple people guessing Stassie Shorter.

And just know, like, we would literally never.

So.

Or Megan Markle.

And then, no, that was wrong.

No, that had nothing to do with that.

No.

The other person.

Yeah, it was her.

Claudia.

We're supposed supposed to be good.

I am good.

Yeah, we are.

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We know what's in our hearts is goodness.

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Our next story, a little fashion news.

Meryl Streep, or should I say Miranda Priestley meets Anna Wintour while in character during groundbreaking Milan Fashion Week exchange.

So as we know, Devil Wears Product 2 is filming.

Milan Fashion Week is going on.

Miranda Priestley arrived at real Milan Fashion Week and she met real Anna Wintour, who Miranda Priestley is based off of.

And it's all very meta.

And it's cool that they're using like real real fashion shows to film for the movie.

Yeah.

So like for the most part, I have hated how this movie is being spoiled for us.

Like all the paparazzi pictures, it's so annoying.

Having said that, I don't feel that way about this because I love this.

I love when movies or TV shows like film at the real-life event, like when Entourage filmed at the Emmys.

Like loved.

It's really so cool.

And for this, for then us to get this moment of Miranda Priestley and Anna Wintour, and there's always been like whispers of like.

Well, it's like, how does Anna feel about her portrayal in Devil Wears Product?

Cause that's really how she will mostly be remembered.

For people who don't know her or who don't have the pleasure of interacting with her.

You're working with Miss Wintor.

That's how we see her is as Miranda Priestley.

And you know what?

I do feel like it's pretty on the nose.

Like, maybe it's harsh, but I think she's a harsh lady.

And

I think it's accurate.

And I think

if there ever was a time where she didn't like it, maybe that was true, but she's learned to embrace it because it's such a cultural, like a beloved character.

And it really at this point only benefits her to lean in.

And I feel like for many years, we all wondered, like, how did Anne Hathaway's life, like, was that affected about her ability to get into fashion or even ever be in vogue due to her participation in the movie?

Same with Meryl Streep, same with Emily Blunt.

And so now I feel like it's good, but I do feel like there was a couple of years where Adam was definitely annoyed and like blacklisted them from stuff.

I wish I was like a present person on this earth during that time.

Like, you really.

And like, did they go to the Met Gala that they were recording the movie?

Yeah, had they gone to the Met Gala previously?

Meryl, this, that.

Because

I feel like Meryl would get the brunt of it, right?

Yes.

I came out in 2006.

2006.

Let's say 2006 and 7.

2006

and 2007.

Met Gala.

Ann Hathaway.

Okay, wait.

What year is this?

Ann Hathaway's Met Gala looks through the years.

Thank you, SheKnows.com.

2023, 2018, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2010.

2009 was her debut.

So three years after

the movie.

It feels like maybe Anna had time to get over it.

Yes, but it also feels late, but I also feel like these days Met Gala invites are so willy-nilly where it's like.

It used to be hard.

It was harder.

Like just because you were in LA Enchanted doesn't mean that you can come to the gala.

Okay, now year's Meryl Streep.

Does Meryl Streep go to the Met Gala?

Definitely, no.

Oh my God, five celebrities who surprisingly never been to the Met Gala, but this was written in 2022.

But yeah, she hadn't been.

She's never, as of 2025, she has never attended the Met Gala.

That's heavily a choice.

Or has she been blacklisted?

Right.

Maybe this year will be her first year.

It'd be cool if they were filming, but it's not till May, so it probably won't be included.

Yeah, but this is cool that they used Real Fashion Week.

Yeah.

Other than that, like, please keep the footage to yourselves.

I want to be surprised.

Like, can we enjoy anything these days?

No, we can't.

Yeah, it's just also like, I'm wasting my excitement on these moments when it's like, I want to be a good one.

We wasted the good surprise on you.

Yeah, when I want to be excited about the movie, not feel like I've already seen it, like, through pictures.

I scrolled right past those stories, and I don't want you to ever, besides for this one, share them as stories on the topic.

I really don't.

So everyone has a guest cameo.

I think also there's a lot of like fake stuff being filmed to throw people off, which is a good tactic, but like I'm not watching that closely.

They did that with the summer I Turned Pretty.

There was like a scene.

What's his name?

Gavin.

Yeah, Jeremiah and Belly and she like looks to be married like in a wedding dress.

It was actually really smart.

Yeah.

That's what you have to do these days.

Like remember when Sex in the City ruined like the Aiden thing?

It's so annoying.

Yeah.

Good thing that show stunk and nobody cared, but still.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is some new couple news that I think you're going to be excited about?

I am.

My coccidinia is flaring up, which means I'm ready for the fifth and final story.

Your body is my body.

My body usually tells me like when we're ready for the fifth and final.

Usually, it's like Bruno jumping up.

Right.

Um, our fifth and final story: hot new couple alert.

Madeline Klein was caught making out with Prince Constantine Alexios of Greece and Denmark in a steamy new snap.

So, Madeline Klein from Outer Banks, you know, darling of the film industry,

Stos's ex, young Hollywood Pete Davidson's ex.

Yeah, she really has like a partial roster.

Just a gorgeous girl.

She's so gorgeous.

Was caught making out with a prince, the prince of Greece and Denmark.

His name is Konstantin Alexios.

He's 26.

She's 27.

He's also like very handsome.

He's not just a prince.

No, he's so hot.

He's a handsome prince.

Okay, so much to unpack.

First of all, I feel like when you've really kind of scorched the young Hollywood eligible bachelor list, like the only place you go naturally next is royalty.

It's overseas.

And I love that she's going Greece to Denmark, you know?

I have no notes.

It's very

Sophie Turner Pellegrino.

Yep, I thought the same thing.

Yes, such a sleigh.

Like, what can be said?

She, I think Dumois had the picture.

They said the people's princess, which is literally.

She could be the next Grace Kelly.

Keep going.

In a very small way, she already is.

No, but like you can't really be without like marrying royalty, you know?

Like no, even if they don't get married, having a royal connection in your dating history is such a chic thing.

Like years from now, when they say, oh, she used to date a prince, like it's so fucking cool.

It is, but I think, and she'll always have that because we'll always have this and it will always be a notch in her belt.

But there are ways to make the notch even bigger, maybe multiple notches.

And I don't, like.

I want to see this flourish, you know?

I mean, 26 is a little young, but maybe he's a mature 26.

I mean, when you grow up in royalty, like you actually grow up really quickly.

I'm not joking.

You grow up fast.

I also think like what I'm trying to think of like a comparison like to celebrities or people we know who have like that royal connection.

Diane Markle.

One that's not so obvious.

Like Diane von Vurstenberg, right?

She's like royal.

Yeah.

Carol Radswell.

I was just going to say Carol Roswell.

But she's not royal.

She's a Kennedy connected.

Yeah, but then there's a Kennedy that's a princess or a Carol.

I don't know.

No, but that's not there.

No one even knows where it is.

You're just, yeah, no one knows it comes from.

You're just attached to royalty.

And that is good.

They're just like American royalty.

No, there's a princess-ness in there.

Oh, yeah.

Carol said she like technically was a princess.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love this.

This is so elevated.

Like nobody, and she's like a part of that crew, right?

She has just outcrewed the crew.

Like no one's on her level.

No one's doing this.

No one's doing this.

I love it.

I love it.

They could keep like circling the drain with Austin Butler.

Right.

Oh, my God.

Austin Butler's like vomiting.

He's like, you will never be a prince.

No matter how many accents you fake, you will never be royalty.

Maybe you could play one.

Sure.

In a movie.

Maybe you could play Prince Alexios of Greece and Denmark in the movie about his life with Madeline Klein.

Yeah, Prince Constantine Alexios.

You remember the name?

Literally the name on everybody's lips.

Is also Madeline Klein.

Sleigh.

I love us for her.

Yeah, this is a major sleigh.

Sleigh of the day, if you will.

New segment?

New segment.

Sleigh of the day.

I really like that.

Jouta Town.

Okay, I have my

thing here.

Your what?

Your cup?

My, no, no, no, my notepad.

Sleigh of the day.

It's buried.

I haven't been note-taken like I was.

This page only says one thing.

What does it say?

Spencer Pratt.

What about it?

Because we were having a conversation and you were like, wait, I want to talk about Spencer Pratt.

And we wanted to finish our conversation.

So I wrote it down so that we wouldn't forget.

Sleigh of the day.

Let's see.

Let's see if it catches on.

Yeah.

At the bare minimum title.

I love your sleigh, day.

Day.

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