I Love Your Walls, House: Monday, September 22nd, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Monday.

While it is technically Monday, of course.

For us, it's different.

This Monday is

like other Mondays.

A little sweetness to it, you know?

Chag Semayach, everyone.

It's a broken up week for y'all girls because Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which is the Jewish new year.

It's one of the high holidays, as they're called.

So we are off tomorrow and Wednesday, not to start this episode like on negative notes.

So negative.

But it just does change the tenor of this Monday.

And I feel like around this time of year, we spend so much time on the podcast talking about the upcoming holidays.

It's like a big time for the Jewish people.

The beginning of Q4, we have our new year, Rosh Hashanah, followed by one of our, you know, our day of atonement, Yom Kippur, one of the worst days ever.

And I feel like we're always talking about it.

But now that we're both in our like maternal era, a lot of like the Yom Kippur dread doesn't apply to us because you don't have to fast.

What do you mean us?

I'm nursing.

You don't have to fast.

You don't have to fast.

And then you fast.

I actually think we have a lot of toasters

who are Rebbitsons, like wife of rabbis.

And I'm sure like you could ask your husband, like, do nursing women have to,

and they would say that I do have to fast.

But the thing is, is like, I'm not.

Like, I literally can't.

So what's your plan, like, to plan to not, like, waking up, having breakfast, or like going through as much of the day as you can?

And like, when you can't do it anymore, giving up.

Like, it has been my understanding.

I'm responsible for feeding a growing human being.

I don't think God would want me to spend the whole day fasting.

I don't need a rabbi or anyone

to tell me that.

Yeah, it's been my thought process up until this point.

Like I'm just straight up not fasting.

Oh, I didn't realize that.

I am straight up not fasting.

Of course you're not.

I'm not even like going through as much of the day to see because when I don't eat and I don't drink like or I don't have coffee like it gives me a headache and like I'm not getting a headache right now.

Exactly.

It's not even a question.

Like don't be a martyr.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

That's why I haven't mentioned Yom Kippur because I'm not really dreading it that much.

And actually, the other thing that we do for Yom Kippur, which is turn our phones off completely, I am so looking forward to.

I'm so sick of my phone.

It's making me

from the inside out.

I'm so sick of it.

And it's like funny because it's like, technically, I could turn my phone off whenever, but like, I can't because I have to talk to my, like, my family who I love.

And if they're not turning their phones off, like, neither can I.

Of course.

But I'm really looking forward to that part.

100%.

Last year, at this time, I was like in the throes of first trimester nausea.

So I obviously was not fasting so much.

So I actually had a couple crackers in my purse and I ate them in the bathroom ritual.

I felt so bad.

But like, I was assuming what I had to do to survive at that point.

Like, if you've been there, you know.

And I feel like God was like, it's totally fine.

But this upcoming holiday, first, we have Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish New Year.

It's

the best holidays.

Yeah.

No dread.

You know, I love it.

We're actually hosting tonight.

I'm going all out.

I have to go to Florida after this.

Like, I'm being such a mom.

Like, now that I have a kid, like I can't do that.

You have to do a holiday special.

No paper plates.

Oh God, no.

Oh God, honey, no.

If you're going to drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Oh, God, no.

No, no paper plates, no paper cups, no paper, nothing.

Oh, God, no.

Like, that's not even like fancy plastic.

No.

Are you crazy?

No.

Home goods.

We brought out the good home goods.

Maybe night two.

We could talk

about night two.

I'm not hosting two nights at a rather than night.

My chef is hosting me both nights, which is really nice of her.

Oh, well, that's huge of Olivia.

Yeah.

We usually, she does one night, I do the other night, but like, what am I doing right now?

Even though I did host yesterday, I just want to say I hosted yesterday for a football.

Different.

Less dishes.

You're not like seated.

Yeah.

No, we had like a Pargy, like snacky affair.

Made some fresh grilled cheeses on sourdough.

It was really parch.

Speaking of sourdough, there has been a huge revelation in Ben's sourdough journey.

And I feel like now I can speak really openly.

Last week, I was like saying to Jackie, and I said it on the podcast, but I was couching it nicely.

I'm like, his bread sucks.

And he was so, you know, proud, almost to the point of like his ego got in his way of his own starter.

And I was really of the mind that, like, if he had used more mature starter, his breads, and we just couldn't figure out why his loaf wasn't rising well.

And to be honest, when I got home after the show on Friday, there had been a loaf taken out of the oven.

We were letting it rest.

When I got home, I was just like poking around at it.

I didn't touch it.

I picked it up.

Jackie, it felt like a cinder block.

I'm like, there is cement inside this loaf.

Like, it was so crazy.

We opened it up.

It was the densest.

You couldn't really cut it.

It wasn't edible.

We threw it out.

And I had to sit him down and say, listen, I know you're like a prideful person, but it's really not working for me.

You need fresh starter.

Yeah.

So then he called me, told me changes he was going to make to his starter.

I was feeling hopeful about that.

But then I asked him, like, what's your process on cooking day?

Because he goes to me, he's like, I have my fresh starter.

This was on Friday night and you guys were going out that night.

And so it was probably like six o'clock.

And he was like, I mixed like a fresh loaf and doing my stretch and folds with my new starter, like feeling good.

I'm like, wait, are you going to wake up at 6 a.m.

and be doing shapings?

Like, when are you going to shape this thing?

And he was like, no, I do the stretch and folds and then I put it in the fridge and then I take it out in the morning and I bake it.

I'm like, well, it's not bulk fermenting.

Like it's not rising.

Right.

So we were sitting around wondering, picking our noses, why isn't Ben's loaf rising?

And it's because we actually were skipping the step where we rising.

You were skipping the like the whole thing.

Yeah, we found a huge flaw.

Honestly, another enormous knock in ChatGBT's column because Ben has been following ChatGBT for sourdough to a tea and it made sense.

It's like a methodical scientific thing.

They completely left out that step.

He's no longer really being guided by chat.

And

it's a huge loss for me for chat.

Like chat is sucking it up recently.

No, I'm in shock.

So he left the bowl on the counter while you guys went out.

When you came home, probably like around one.

So that was more bulk fermenting than a loaf of his had ever done.

He put it

in the fridge.

It's perfect.

I had a piece this morning.

Right.

And it's only going to get better from here.

We'll find the exact schedule that works for him.

But when he told me he was starting a loaf at like 5 p.m., you can sometimes start a loaf at like eight or 9 p.m.

if you're going to let it rise overnight.

The timing kind of works.

But 5 p.m., I'm like, are you going to set an alarm for 3 a.m.?

What are you doing?

And you know what?

I feel so vindicated.

Even though I wasn't right about what was wrong, I knew something was wrong.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that's why they weren't getting bigger.

That's when the gluten develops.

That's when the magic of the sourdough happens, when it's just like fermenting.

And honestly, I'm such a good wife for like even indulging in those first two loaves.

Like they were disgusting.

Now that I can like really speak freely, disgusting.

Yeah.

I'm very excited for him.

And this is what it takes.

Like it's not, even if you have plenty of experts and

right.

It just every loaf is different.

Everyone's kitchen temperature, everything is different.

So I'm glad he's on a good path.

Yeah.

So that was like a huge celebration this weekend.

We also celebrated a wedding this weekend.

We were at a wedding Friday and Saturday night of one of our top tier swirlies.

She's probably like the number one listener to the show.

She's probably listening right now on her way to her honeymoon.

Yeah.

Jackie's like oldest friend from TNT.

My oldest friend in the world, Margo Lou.

And we talk about her all the time.

She's like, she's like your friend, obviously, but I feel like now she's like a family friend.

She's friends with all the sisters individually.

For sure.

As she's been for a while, because we've been, we have 20 plus years of friendship.

25 years, to be exact.

She's definitely like the oldest friend.

In the family.

In the family.

She's the best.

It was such a great wedding she's like

you know she's like everybody's biggest cheerleader she's like that friend who's like super positive always shows up for you like always and so everybody gave that to her like everything she puts into the world she like gets out it was just like such a happy weekend and i haven't been to a wedding in a while real you know mom's night out i took a couple of shots Hey, speaking of weddings, we dropped a Patreon on Friday all about weddings because we were so inspired by Claudia and Ben's love and their wedding anniversary.

And we did a Q ⁇ A all about our weddings, weddings in general, like budgets.

Our thoughts on the industry.

Yeah, our thoughts on trends.

And it was a really fun episode.

I think we've got a part two coming because there was so much more to discuss.

We were having so much fun.

So it's kind of like wedding season right now.

Yes.

Right.

This year.

I don't know if you've seen, but like people are begging for a part two.

I mean, I am.

I really enjoyed it.

And I was looking at the questions and there were still so many fab more questions.

So let's do it.

We'll, we'll get it on the schedule.

And it's worth mentioning that you and i are once again like borderline matching we are so simpatico i'm wearing this

this knit set guess where it's from

i don't know i'll give you a clue okay we actually recently went to one of these stores in person together gap

Yes, low-key, everyone's sleeping on the gap.

I got like some good, in the Hamptons, there's a gap.

And we were just like, okay, let's go to the gap.

And I got some really good like t-shirts, you know, just like good, basic white t-shirts.

So I went on the website to buy some more and I just, you know, dilly-dallied.

I don't know if they like do this as a marketing thing.

It's like, oh, everything is 75% off, you know, this sweater was three cents.

Like everything is just slashed.

And you know what?

Because I'm just not investing in like

expensive

at my current size.

Shout out to the gap.

Making clothes to real women.

I have an order in at the gap a couple of maternity pairs of pants because I have these one pair of maternity pajamas that are from the gap from like my my first pregnancy and I was wearing them the other day.

I actually wore them to the movies.

It was pajama pants with it like but they're navy blue so they were fine.

And I was like, I should get more maternity pants because I really need that.

They had really cute stuff at the gap.

So I'm waiting for my order.

I'll let you know how it goes.

We're just a couple of gap and girls.

Not an ad.

No, but open to sponsorship as always.

Per usual.

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Our sponsor that our sponsors.

Oh, I have headset too.

I wore that the other day.

This is the one you wore the other day.

Yeah.

Who wore it best?

Sound off in the comments.

Okay, I have to tell you.

So I'm a part of this like TikTok conspiracy theory.

I totally forgot to tell you.

Is it about Bruno?

Because he's still not here.

Where is Bruno?

So on Saturday night, I'll wait for you to be done texting.

I just need to make sure.

Because when I came up to the studio, I hadn't seen Bruno all morning.

I think Zach might have put him in the crate.

So I'm just texting to confirm.

Make sure I didn't.

Don't need to go canvas the area.

So I'm a part of a TikTok conspiracy theory.

I posted on Saturday night.

You know, I was going out for the night.

So I was like making content and I ended up wearing this bag that I got like maybe a year ago.

And I've never worn it just because I got it when I was like pregnant.

And I didn't, it's my black mini Kelly.

So I did like a little unboxing because it was still in the box and everything.

And I posted it just being like, unboxing this bag.

You know, that's what people do on TikTok.

They like share their bags.

For sure.

But I started to see some weird stuff.

I saw two girls post the exact same video.

I was going to send it to you and say, what's going on?

But.

Oh, so you, you you are also a part of the conspiracy theory.

I just I approached it on my own and then I saw a third girl who I don't follow.

Actually, the two girls, I don't even follow them.

And then the third girl who I also don't follow was unboxing an Air Maze bag, but it was a different one.

I could tell it was going to be bigger and I moved on with my life.

I didn't know who she was.

So no, I unboxed Minnie Kelly.

And two other Danielle Bernstein and acquire star like NYC Girlies.

Also, I think they're both engaged.

So they were talking about like their bridal bag.

No, wait, they had the same caption saying, my dream bag for my bridal era.

Oh, that's weird.

The same exact bridal era dream bag.

So people are kind of looping me into, okay, maybe it's like more so about them than it is about me.

But people are like, the comments were like, what is going on?

All three girls.

And I was like, I didn't see that.

Found myself in the middle.

They think it's like Hermes sending us PR.

Lol.

I just want to clear the air.

Like, I have no connection.

I mean, I obviously know these other two girls just from like being, you know, a New Yorker, but I have no connection to them.

There's no conspiracy.

It's, I have to say, I did see,

I did see Danielle Bernstein unboxing, and I feel like maybe when I was then going into my closet to get my bag, I was like, oh, I should do what she did.

Like, first she

was in my brain because I just recently had watched hers.

But I just want to say there's no connection.

Acquired said dream bridal purse.

We wore what said

unboxing my dream bridal era back but then in the yeah what

I know so I just want to say like it's probably more like conservatively about them than it is about me yeah I'm not worried about that but I I definitely like had the idea in my brain because I had seen one of their videos like just scrolling like yeah because and that's just what people do yeah

No, I think for the two of them, it's just like parallel thinking.

That's just really so strange within like two days of each other.

And then I copied.

And then both of them came on my algorithm.

No, I can't.

You didn't post yours to Reels, did you?

No, that's why you're not familiar with my.

That's why I'm like, you're not involved.

You're working with limited information.

Yeah.

Okay.

So what's the conspiracy?

Well, they're trying to figure out like, well, all three girls posted three.

Well, stop.

No, Jackie, I'm telling you.

Can I, the comments on my video are like, what's going on?

What's going on?

Everybody thinks there's a conspiracy.

I'm telling you, you guys.

Tell Jackie.

Tell Jackie.

I'll read it to you.

I swear.

Send me screenshots of the comment section.

No, I'll just read it to you right now.

Opening up.

Okay, there's my bag.

Ready?

Did every influencer get a Minnie Kelly today?

I love your Kelly, Hermes.

That's the best comment.

Why is everybody unboxing one of these today?

Oh, another comment.

This is not related, but worth mentioning.

Girl, are you on a Zempic?

No, thanks, Queen.

Is everyone getting a Kelly now?

Do I need a Kelly?

Minnie?

I think so.

Oh, and then somebody called me Tank-A-Lish.

Not fucking cool.

Allie Jansen.

Even I'm not allowed to.

Even I've rolled it back, Allie.

Didn't Acquired Style just do the same unboxing today?

Did everyone get the same bag on the same day?

Where's mine?

No, if only it worked like that.

So just saying, like, they are talking about me and they are including me.

And then I got tagged tagged in a couple of videos being like, Did anybody see

Yelburn see these three quiet style?

And Claude, yeah, they are including you.

They're including you in, like, the green screen conspiracy theory videos.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I just wanted to clear up that there's nothing going on.

Well, thank you so much for that.

You're welcome.

I hope you enjoyed your evening with your Minnie Kelly.

I did.

It was a little too mini.

I couldn't put my phone in there.

And you know me, I have like my big like Magna Magic.

I've got the iPhone Pro Max.

I've got an OctoBuddy magnetic thing on the end and like a little, if you guys can hear, a little wristlet.

My phone's not fitting in any bag.

Got it.

Bruno is in his crate, so

let the rumors live another day.

Well, Bruno's crate.

Actually, a cool thing about your house, and it was really smart, is that you had Bruno's crate because the crate is so ugly.

So when you were like doing renovations on your house, there was like some empty space under the staircase, like where Harry Potter lived.

We built it.

And they just like carved out a crate.

And so Bruno's crate is like in the wall.

It's actually really sick.

If the house ever collapsed, like he's in trouble.

He's never in his crate except for right now.

Ben calls Bruno Harry Potter because

he lives under the staircase.

That was low-key.

So crazy of his aunt and uncle.

That he lives under the staircase.

I should actually like make

a cool video showing Bruno's crate.

It's kind of like a cool feature.

I could see it, you know, popping up going viral.

Being like a really cool thing that we did when we built our house.

people are always doing that if you see me doing that video like don't question it just just like and subscribe and yeah and share get the shares up and like let's see if it has legs okay it definitely does i see that all the time and i actually always get inspired like if i ever buy a house yeah you have like a bunch of saved of like random shit you do

people are always like making the most out of the space under the stairs as you should we've made the most out of the space under our stairs we have a bathroom we have a powder room yeah you really did i've seen people do like big storage.

Like,

we have the, then we also have a storage closet.

It has like strollers.

Yeah, it has a lot of like baby gear in there.

Interesting.

Very interesting stuff going on.

The stories are.

Oh, okay.

So we don't need to like dive in.

No, we don't need to like run right in.

What else?

We continue to do what we do because I guess we're not going to do what we do again till Thursday.

Oh my God.

That sucks for everyone else.

I know.

Sorry.

And you guys guys don't have like a party new year to celebrate, but it's kind of like one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Like we get two days off of work and everybody suffers.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I am sorry.

But we have Patreon.

There's two new episodes already and we're going to drop the third wedding episode this week.

We will drop it on Russia Shauna.

Yeah, so that you guys have a little something.

Let's give him something to talk about.

What's been making for dinner?

Oh my God.

Okay.

I literally had to like have a chat with him this morning.

You had to chat to him?

Yeah, I had to pull him for a chat because I like sense him getting overwhelmed.

And like, I just, this happens every time we host.

It's like 6:59, and he's freaking.

So I said, I'm like, don't do too much.

Like, it's okay to outsource.

Like, you can get the appetizers from the kosher grocery, like, pre-made.

You don't have to make everything.

He's like, no, I know.

I agree.

He just is placating me.

I just know it's going to be hell because he's like taking out all of our platters.

He's like, oh, this would be a good one for the sashimi.

Sashimi.

Sashimi for Oshashana.

Ben's dad is vegetarian.

His sister sister Maddie's gluten and dairy-free.

So we have like a lot of specifications.

The sashimi.

And like I'm bringing out the folding table.

Like you just know shit's getting wild when the folding table is.

Okay, so what is he making in addition to sashimi?

He made the brisket yesterday.

So like the big main piece is just needs to be like thrown in the oven.

Yeah.

He's making an orzo.

Love.

He's disgusting.

We did outsource the chicken soup from the kosher grocery, but he insists on putting it on the stove and like reseasoning it.

Fine.

Okay, fine.

Fine.

Mashed potatoes.

Yeah, mashed potatoes.

Which is such, I suggested outsourcing mashed potatoes because it's so hard to make mashed potatoes.

What else is he making?

Oh, you know, oh, oh, oh.

An

apple cinnamon

dip or something.

Yeah, not cogele, but like a dip of sorts.

I don't know.

It's just, I can't go.

I have to stay out of the house today.

It's crazy in there.

I understand.

And the annoying thing about hosting when you have an open concept kitchen, people don't talk about this enough.

Like, open concept kitchens, like low-keys suck because by the time everybody arrives, everything has to be clean.

Bring walls.

I'm in the throes.

Bring back walls.

Build the wall.

Build the wall.

I love your walls, house.

Like, where are walls?

Actually, like, I'm like, babe, we have to have everything spotless because

when you're in the throes of hosting, your kitchen is insane.

I know.

But our stupid open fucking concept.

No.

Like,

whatever happened to rooms?

I believe it was RuPaul who said it best.

Bring back my walls.

Yeah, I'm putting walls up.

I'm building a wall.

Yeah.

Build the wall.

Build that wall.

Should we Rage Bait and make that the title?

100%.

People are going to be like, what are those two freaks talking about again today?

No, I love that for us.

Unless it's like, I love your walls.

Kitchen.

House.

Yeah, like something.

I love your walls, general contractor.

Oh,

we'll talk later, but definitely we've got something.

Something to do with the walls.

Let's give them something to talk about.

Like these

four

walls

that came down around us.

I'm going to stop you right there because I want to sing the chorus.

Ready?

Must have been something sent me out of my head

with the words so lyrical.

Not what I meant, but now away

for a break in the silence.

Cause it's all that you left.

Just me

and these fools again.

that song is so fucking amazing yeah

really

really beautiful added to like my karaoke repertoire i have like a list of songs on my phone because like when i get drunk i like to figure out what songs it yeah do it now people people are gonna be like is she playing four walls by miley cyrus if they even know what it is if they're even educated enough

um where did it where oh here Four Walls.

I just feel like maybe your karaoke crowd like won't won't know it.

You know,

I can't see the Taylor knowing that song.

Well, so it's yeah, a lot of the like places I frequent, and I'm glad you bring up the Taylors that have karaoke, they're like gay bars.

And I don't know if like the gay community really messes with like early Miley.

Yeah.

No, but I wasn't even, it wasn't even a knock on the gay community.

I just went like, even if you went to like duets.

Right.

Like in the middle of the day.

Like the people that you would go with, like your usual

crew, I don't think that they mess with early, like the Taylors.

Like no shade to the Taylors.

They definitely don't mess with.

I think that would be a point of pride for them that they don't know that song.

Yeah, yeah.

That's just about how it just shows that, like, different people can be friends, like, even with

references.

And something that doesn't get spoken about enough is like Taylor Strecker and I's generational difference.

Like, she is 11 years older than me, and it's insane because she looks insane for her age.

But, like, every now and then, mostly when we're at a restaurant and she pulls out her glasses, like to read the menu, I'm reminded of like how far apart we are in age.

But you're an old message to feel about it.

You're an old soul.

soul correct i've always been drawn to an older crowd yeah

she's just very mature for her age that is what they say about me yeah while also being young

at heart of course and and physically looking yes it's hard to i cover a lot of bases it's true she's ageless i'm just gonna say i really am

ageless yeah I could see people like,

if they didn't know you that well, not knowing what age you are you know yeah you being one of those people that like is she in her 20s is she in her 40s

excuse me

so i actually went to a baby shower yesterday and we brought ruby because it's a baby shower and oh my god everybody was like oh ruby ruby and someone was like is that your baby i think they thought i was like obviously like the baby's older sister you know um and that made me feel good yeah we're like the babysitter sure i'll take it yeah oh my god we got stuck in so much traffic going to the baby shower because we got stuck in the Mexican Day parade.

I obviously didn't know my people were congregating, or I would have been on a float.

And I'm actually insulted to have not been asked to be the Grand Marshal of the La Parade.

That's rude.

But it's actually

when you get like close to the avenue where the parade is happening for any, every Sunday in like the fall and spring, it's like the Greek Orthodox parade.

And you see people when you get close, like walking to the parade, and they're all like dressed in their

nationalities, garb, flags around.

and it's really cute it is um the traffic not so much but yeah i went to a party yesterday it's crazy that they just like have parades in the middle of the city and they just like shut it down and i have to say it is the worst part about living here like every sunday it's a gorgeous day you want to go somewhere good luck there's a parade for that it's uptown it's downtown it's all it's everywhere

I'm sorry you went through that, but um that's okay.

Shall we get into the stories?

I guess.

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Our first story, some football news.

Lots of football on yesterday.

I watched a lot of football, as I said.

I hosted, and then last night when I got into bed, I just like needed something mindless.

So I turned on the Chiefs game.

But there was a lot going on in the world of football.

Plus, I finished my football documentary.

So I was just immersed in that world.

What did the Chiefs play?

The Chiefs played the Giants.

Did they win?

The Chiefs did win.

They eked it out in the fourth quarter.

I went to bed in the middle of the fourth quarter.

It was just all taking too too long.

Football games are so long.

It was really long.

And especially in the Cowboys documentary, they kept being like, you play for 60 minutes.

You got to give it all 60 minutes.

I'm like, let's get real.

It's three hours.

Three hours.

Okay, but thanks.

Thanks.

The Chiefs did win.

They were stinking it up, but then they got it together.

And now they're 2-1 as opposed to like they were 2-0, could have gone 3-0.

And now the Giants are 3-0.

Oh, you mean 0-3?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3-0 is really different than 0-3.

All right,

0-3.

Okay.

That's so giants.

That is so giants.

They actually have a new guy on the team.

He's a little one.

Like, he's a shorty.

Russell.

No, like a catcher and a runner.

A catcher and a runner.

Yeah.

A catcher in the ride.

He was doing amazing things.

He scored one touchdown.

He did a backflip in the end zone.

Like, that's an athlete.

It's so crazy when people do that.

Like, it really speaks to their athletic ability.

It also, like, makes me really nervous because, like, you could get injured.

And, like, is that how you would want to go out?

Like, you got injured on the job, but not doing your actual job, just celebrating.

I know.

And it's like, when you do things in a helmet, I don't know how they wear those helmets all the time.

Like, to do a backflip in a helmet is a crazy thing to do.

It's so heavy.

Yeah, but I guess it's better than doing it not in a helmet.

No, but like, I just feel like the physics of it.

Like, it's a very good thing.

The center of gravity is shifting.

It's weighing you down.

But, anyways, this man was a real athlete.

His last name was like Skibbadadoop or something like that.

Skibbadoopapa.

Yeah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

But major news for the girlies was that Olivia Colbo took her baby daughter Colette to her first football game to watch her dad, Christian McCaffrey, slay the house down boots on the football.

So I watched Olivia Colbo.

She did like a get ready with me on TikTok.

And it's so funny because like I relate to her, even though she's like a couple of weeks behind me, like we're very much at the same phase and she's still like exclusively breastfeeding while going back to work.

And

she was making a TikTok and she was wearing this outfit and she was like, oh, my jeans are so tight.

And she wore this like big red leather coat.

She's in California.

Yeah.

And she's just like, I know everyone is going to be like, why are you you wearing that coat?

It's too hot.

But she's like, I just like hate my stomach.

So I need to cover it.

Like, which is so crazy because I see her and I'm like, how does she look like that?

And for her, she like hates herself.

I'm like, how, how are we living on the same planet?

There's really nothing more annoying than when you are dressed and obviously you have some insecurities, whether you're pregnant or you're postpartum, or you're just like feeling insecure.

So like, or you're just alive.

So you like wear something that's not perfect for the climate.

Weather.

And then someone who knows you and knows that you like can look at the weather.

Someone named Ben, yeah.

Someone named Zach says, Aren't you going to be hot in that?

No.

Like, no, I completely agree.

I just experienced it.

I just experienced it too.

And the last time I experienced it was a few years ago, and it took a few years.

I guess he forgot the lesson a few years ago when I got, I literally adjusted Charlie and it was like August terrible.

Like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, I'm not showing my arms.

Okay.

So, like, literally on Saturday night, I wore like a jumpsuit.

It was long sleeve.

And it was this, the Saturday night of the wedding was like this after party.

So it it was like in a club it was very like warm and i knew wearing a long sleeve jumpsuit i have a brain i knew like i would be warm so i planned ahead i brought a fan um and ben was like don't you want to wear something like as if i have multiple options like shut up as if it hadn't crossed your mind as if you don't think about these things you think i want to be in this like black tarp

No, so then that was right after I had Charlie and I got like, it was very, I was also very hormonal, but I was like very upset.

I'm like, are you, I have nothing to wear like this is what I'm of course I know it's hot like I have a brain and two eyes yeah no it's so annoying and then the other day he said something like that again I'm like this is all that fits me right now

it's such an annoying thing to say I totally agree

it's so I feel for Olivia Cobo if anybody said anything about her jacket seriously jail for you And by the way, she looked amazing.

She looked adorable.

Colette was adorable on the field, kissing daddy, and he won.

Of course.

That's my team right there.

I know.

As a 49ers fan, I'm quite used to it.

Yeah, but you know, like for her first game.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she was breastfeeding in the suite, like sleigh.

No, such a sleigh.

And then also, Travi got fined yesterday for an obscene gesture during the game.

I believe that at one point.

Was this his gesture?

I think he went like this.

Like, you know, like,

yeah.

That is obscene.

Yeah, he got fined 14 grand.

That's like a lot of money.

Yeah.

What, how much you, let me watch the video.

How much do fines usually cost?

I feel like

my only real reference is Mark Cuban like saying the F word on like an NBA after show and saying like, I'm going to say it again and double it for charity or something.

Like, and it was 25 grand.

So

got it.

Okay, so that's like just what they like to do.

And where do these fines go?

They should all go to charity.

Well, I think that the network gets fined from like, you know, the parents association.

Yeah.

Oh, and speaking of, I forgot, I wanted to share.

Last week we had the conversation, like, if you were the first lady, what would your like non-partisan issue be?

And mine would obviously be mothers against drunk driving.

Right.

And mine would obviously be reading.

Literacy.

Literacy.

That's increasing.

Library.

Very Eleanor Roosevelt.

Getting the library.

He's bringing.

Go, Ellie.

Go, Ellie.

It's your birthday.

Go, Ellie.

Go, Ellie.

Go, Ellie.

Yeah, I think those are good ones.

How people like know us better than we know ourselves.

I know.

It's nice, but it's like, yeah, they can obviously pinpoint the things that are important to us.

But just for me, it just all feels so vast.

Like, what is important to me?

Everything?

They're like, no, reading.

Yeah, reading.

That's a great one.

That is a great one.

Someone should do that.

Beef up the lines.

I think that it's been done.

It could always be done more.

Of course, of course.

And so funny that we were talking about it because I told you all we watch these days is Aina.

It's like on in the background.

And there was an episode where Ina goes to the White House to do like the garden that was like Michelle Obama's thing, like eating healthy.

And I guess she planted this like huge vegetable garden for the community in the rose garden.

And Ina went and like, you know, chefed it up with the White House chef.

So cool.

Yeah.

And it was like kind of perfect because I was just thinking about like what my platform would be.

And so if I had, if I'd have like somebody come, mothers again, I'd have like Sam Hunt come.

Karen.

Like you would, you would have Reese Witherspoon come.

Yeah.

I would also love to like do some classroom readings.

I think I would be really good at that.

Of course, but like I was thinking, like if Ina had an episode, like what episode would mine be?

And mine would be like, yeah, it's me and Sam Hanna and Bella Hadith

talking to the youths, scaring straight.

Yeah, and that's who you would use, not like victims.

Well, yeah, but that's less, you know, showy.

Yeah, buzzy.

I understand.

Are you ready for our next story?

Speaking of

this, Lurd is having a release party for the life of a showgirl.

It is headed to theaters.

If you understood that sentence, congratulations, you are a top student at Toast University.

Yeah, Jackie's obviously having a hard time with the words today.

No, no, I'm saying, speaking of this, comma, lurd is having a release party.

If you get that sentence, you are top 5% of Toast University students.

So we just talked about how like the robot for this album has been kind of quiet.

She's not doing the usual rounds.

And she must have heard us.

And she said, hold on.

I'm releasing a movie in theaters.

In theaters, October 3rd to 5th.

It is a dazzling soiree.

Only in cinemas, you'll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for her new single, The Fate of Ophelia.

That's the first single.

Along with never-before-seen behind-the-scenes footage of how we made it, cut-by-cut, explanations of what inspired this music, and the brand new lyric videos for my new album, The Life of a Showgirl.

Looks like it's time to brush off that Eris tour outfit or orange cardigan.

Tickets are on sale now.

Dancing is optional, but very much encouraged.

So, I want to speak openly and I want to speak freely, and I don't want to hear from toxic swifties regarding this.

Selling tickets to the viewing of a lyric video

should be a crime.

A crime.

I'm sorry.

Like that's crazy.

Now like the better business bureau needs to look into this.

I'm sorry.

I don't even watch lyric videos on YouTube.

Like that's crazy.

Like to make a whole

filmed event in theaters for one music video behind the scenes crap that like was left on the cutting room floor and two lyric videos personally i probably will wait till it's available on demand to watch just because like it's hard to get to the movies for me these days and like i just went to see downtown abbey and like i don't know if i can um and it just doesn't feel like dazzling enough that feels like a real movie exactly Yeah, and I know Taylor does, like, there's, she has a reason for everything.

And the last time she did this movie, you know, she cuts out the movie studios and it's so good for the movie theater.

She works directly with AMC.

So she's helping local theaters.

We love, we love, we love.

Just in terms of like the content,

I'm not saying it's bad.

I'm just saying for me personally, where I'm at in my life, like I will be waiting to watch it on demand.

You're not like getting up and getting out to go see somebody.

And getting dressed in my Aerosaur outfit.

I'm not.

I do want, of course, this sounds like a big nothing burger.

I do want to give her the benefit of the doubt because she's not someone that phones it in.

Like there's never, it's never like, oh, this was like a nothing, but like everything is always like the most.

There's so much work.

There's so much thought that goes into it.

I want to imagine that she's really undersold, whatever it is.

But I also a few weeks ago had seen like a TikTok video theory of a girl saying that like based on the runtime of life of a showgirl.

It's the same, it's pretty short, like for an album.

It's the same runtime as a movie.

And they thought the whole album would be a movie.

And so I thought like a

visual lemonade type of thing.

Or yeah, like

Miley's something beautiful whatever miley's thing yeah like where it's like all the songs go into even i guess that kelsey ballerini album was like that where it was like five minutes of videos

blended into one and it's like a movie so when she was doing stuff in theaters i was like oh so it'll be like a movie and i do kind of have this like high expectation of that's what it will be i mean when i hear the word lyric video like i do feel sad um but i'm gonna give a little i'm i'm not going but i feel like it there has to be more than at this

right yeah and by the way i hope you're right i'm not being a hater i would genuinely love to be wrong and there are theories that like there's you know she the whole thing is a music video about travis and then the behind the scenes is her directing travis i would love that like maybe i would go to the theater for that but like i don't know i don't know yeah i

i don't know it's not giving but then i've also seen rumors that like she has said that the

promo for life of a showgirl is going to be like bigger most promo for an album that's ever been so like i don't know if she's waiting but it's in five days i yeah i don't know if she's waiting till it comes out because i actually appreciate that like don't promote something i can't listen to don't get me excited don't waste my time don't send me somewhere where there's nothing to consume like i want to know about it when i can go and do it so like maybe waiting till after the album comes out to really hit us with stuff also i've seen somebody pointing out that like the fate of ophelia is obviously like a shakespearean reference and her first big hit love story romeo and juliet is quite shakespearean and this is like sort of the full circle you know she started out this hopeless romantic she went on this crazy journey Now the fate of Ophelia is like more about the love story that she ended up finding.

And like maybe the whole movie is very Travis-coated.

That's what people are saying.

Maybe, but then wouldn't it be like the fate of Juliet?

If it was like...

Well, I'm sure she'd explain why it's Ophelia, not Juliet, because, you know, Ophelia has a job, probably, and Juliet doesn't.

Well, and Juliet dies.

Also, not good.

Also, not the way that you want to kick things off.

You want to be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we'll see.

I'm very excited for the album, but you know,

this is what's happening.

Right.

We all are participating in different ways.

Agreed.

And she likes that.

And she said that on New Heights.

She did.

Jackie.

If you don't like it, she said that.

If you don't like it, take it up with Lern.

Not with me.

Not with Koji.

Yeah.

I love that she said that.

Yeah, just being like, you can participate and be crazy or not.

And you're still a Swifty, either way.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Fucking bitches.

Yeah, like being a Swiftty just means like liking her music.

Right.

In which case I've been a Swifty more than half my life.

Correct.

Speaking of a Swifty.

What number?

Number three.

Oh, yeah.

Harry Styles ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours.

Speaking of a Swifty.

I know the segues are just on fire today.

I love your segues, Jax.

Thank you.

Turd.

Harry Styles ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours using a fake name.

So it's funny.

This headline says pop star Harry Styles.

And I do feel like they have to remind us because it's like, who is, they don't say pop star Taylor Swift.

They just say Taylor Swift.

But it's like, who is Harry Styles these days?

Jackie is praying on his downfall.

It's insane.

And then it starts out, English singer and songwriter Harry Styles ran the Berlin.

Yeah, that's woof that you have to tell us who that is.

It's kind of giving written by AI.

Oh, perhaps.

Let's look for the two dashes.

Right.

Ran the Berlin Marathon in under three hours on Sunday.

Organizers confirmed to news agency DPA that Styles took part.

He was one of 55,000 runners taking part in the race on what is widely regarded as the fastest marathon track in the world.

He finished the race in just under three hours, two hours, 59 minutes, and 13 seconds.

Wait,

a whole marathon?

A whole marathon.

In two hours and 59 minutes?

That's fucking crazy.

Yeah, they said a sub-three-hour marathon is a coveted mark for many marathon runners.

Like, he kind of crushed it.

And a lot of people are wondering, like, how does one trade for a marathon and like never be spotted?

Yeah, because you have to cover a lot of ground.

You can't like really do it on the treadmill.

You can't.

You need to do it out.

You can do parts of it, but you need to really get outside.

People are marveled.

And actually, if you know Harry, you actually know he's been a runner for quite some time.

There's a very famous photo of him going for a run and throwing up.

And then like, obviously, like, people found out where it was and built a memorial.

Like this Harry Styles threw up here.

But like, we know he's a runner.

He's a track star.

I didn't know he was operating at this level.

I'm glad he's using his time off productively.

He's obviously not making music, but he is breaking records and that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, this is like a good use of your energy and it's positive.

You know, it's healthy.

Get up.

It's very Michelle Obama coded.

Yeah.

I feel like

this is great, obviously.

I just think if you're in a relationship with someone who's training for a marathon, like they're the worst versions of themselves, right?

Like they're, especially he's doing it at a real elite athletic level when it comes to diet, exercise, training.

Like, you're just sort of 100% committed to that.

And I don't know if he's seeing anyone during the course of this training.

I just imagine it was really hard for the person he was dating with.

And I also feel like when you're training at this level and like you're eating like a lot of fruits, veggies, like you're farting

a lot,

like you have gas and stuff.

Like,

sorry.

I just feel like

whoever he's been living with

has been dealing with a lot.

I feel like that's why he's not been seen with anyone, perhaps.

And only in the last two weeks.

Only in the last two weeks, Zoe Kravitz, like she's here for the good times.

Right, right.

It's easy to show up and celebrate some three hours.

Right, but when he was clocking it at six hours,

clocking the toilet, she wasn't there for that part.

No.

Oh my god, I'm sick of cracking up

because it reminds me of love is blind uk with um ashley and

the guy who's like yeah really nutty about food yeah and like he was just like so strict and obviously he wasn't training for anything but like men get like so toxic when they like are like that and i just feel like harry's kind of been in his toxic era do you think like more

More people who are single do marathon stuff like this or more people who are in relationships?

It's kind of like a mature relationship thing to do, but it's also like single.

You have to be kind kind of selfish like you have to prioritize your schedule and the training and the food and everything so i don't know i actually feel like it's kind of a single person thing yeah like i just i don't know if i could put up with somebody who is so committed to like this one thing that wasn't me yeah

yeah it's a lot you can't you can't have like small children so there's there's a time in your life there's a season

Actually, Emily, Margaret's friend Emily is running the New York City Marathon on behalf of the Mark Schoenwetter Foundation, raising money.

She's almost at $10,000.

If you want to donate, you should do that.

Yeah.

Just, it's always a good time to donate to the Mark Schoenwetter Holocaust Education Foundation.

That would also be part of your platform as first lady.

And it would work hand in hand with my platform because mine is books and his is books.

Yeah, a thousand percent.

So we would work hand in hand.

So I should tell my husband to become president.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like that.

I guess you could do like first lady things, even if you're like not first lady, but who wants you?

Yeah, but like, why would anyone listen to you?

Like, you're not the first lady.

You're just a random lady.

I agree.

You're not first.

You're last.

He also, Harry ran under the name Sted Sarandos.

Like Ted Sarandos.

Ted Sarrandos from the CEO of Netflix.

Okay, so obviously if I'm a crazy person, it's an Easter egg, right?

Harry's house movie coming to Netflix 1.

You really think so?

I don't feel like, I mean, I don't know why he would be Sted Sarandos.

That's so weird.

that's so weird okay wait i did not know that

i don't think it's he's not an eastern i don't know if it's a bear if it's a play on ted sarandos why wouldn't you do ned like it has to be sted is not a name

claudia i don't know like i'm actually dumbfounded if anybody has a theory let us know that's the most curious part of this yeah Maybe he's good friends with Ted Sarandos, but like why?

They're not the same age and like they're not in the same industry.

They're not not in the same industry.

They're both in in the entertainment industry, but like he's in movies and television and Harry's in music.

Like, and Harry doesn't even, he's not even like a tailor who like crosses over had a concert DVD.

Like, so funny.

I literally googled Ted Sarandos, and the first suggested thing that came up is Ted Sarandos, Harry Styles.

Oh, well, there we go.

And people are also like wondering.

Especially if he never expected to be spotted.

Like, we would have never even known he ran as Sted Sarandos.

Yeah.

Like, maybe they're just boys.

This is really weird, like the Ted Sarandos thing.

I can't get over.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Curious.

Extremely.

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Our next story is a little update on something that we were speculating about last week.

Not really an update, but just like more pictures emerging.

Nina Dobrev and Zach Efron, like looking more like a little something

on their European yacht vacation.

So Nina.

So everyone was in Europe this weekend for a wedding.

Yes.

And like I think Nina, Zach, like and the tellers, like they arrived together like on their yacht.

Yeah, I think they like made a trip of it, right?

They did like a week-long yacht trip because it was at a Hotel Duca.

Yes.

It looked sick.

I was trying to figure out who the people are.

I couldn't figure it out.

They had Cold Play playing at the reception.

Like it was insane.

Yeah.

Everyone was there.

I have no clue who these people were.

Looked sick.

And yes, we did get additional photos.

And I feel like...

You know who was there?

I feel like Juliette Porter.

Did you see her there?

Yes, she was there.

I said, go Juliet.

Go, Juliet.

Check.

Yes, Juliet.

Check.

We'd love to see girls from reality TV doing big things.

And Toast co-host doing big things.

Of course, of course.

We need to get her back maybe for your maternity leave.

Just ask her about the wedding.

Yeah.

No, she's kind of like everywhere all the time.

She's fabulous.

So I feel like we're watching the Zach Afron Nina Dobrev thing in real time.

Like, we don't have answers yet because it's still actively happening.

Like with each photo I see of them, he's more and more dazzled by her.

And these most recent photos, like he's straight up giddy.

Yeah, no, he's like literally looking at her like so intently.

It's like lovingly.

Back off.

Yeah, Jill.

And I think we don't have answers yet because like neither do they.

They're just sort of getting to know each other.

And I don't think she minds the fact that like Sean is seeing this.

It's huge for the whole, you know, getting back at your ex thing.

But do you also see the pictures of like her and Kelly like cuddling up and looking.

Clearly having a moment.

Yeah, like like looking like it was a heartbroken best friend being heartbroken.

Yeah, there's a lot of paparazzi pictures.

I feel like I'm on the boat.

Like I literally know.

Between like Kelly always shares a lot on social media, which is great.

That's why we love her.

Then all the paparazzi pictures, I basically feel like I'm there.

So yeah, obviously like there was a crash out.

And maybe like Kelly pulled her for a chat to be like, what do you think of Zach?

And instead of like it being a fun and exciting conversation, she couldn't help but like talk about the hurt of allegedly being cheated on by Sean White.

She's just like, I'm not ready.

Like, sure, he's great, but like, I'm not there yet.

He also is in his bleach blonde era, bleach yellow.

I'm not obsessed with it.

I can't lie.

Me neither.

On any man, I don't think any man looks better as a bleach.

Cause they all do it like for fun, right?

I don't think any of them look better.

I saw a conspiracy theory on TikTok that Chris, which Chris was it?

The one who's married to the commoner.

Chris Evans.

That for the last few years, anytime he's been seen publicly, he's wearing a lace wig.

This girl I follow on TikTok like broke it down.

And honestly, like he definitely got hair plugs because you can see the evolution of his hairline, um, receding, receding, receding, and then full.

And then they said a few years after that, he actually just switched to a lace front wig, which is a crazy accusation, allegedly.

Why wouldn't he just get, like, the full plug?

He did.

He did.

Okay.

So why does he need a wait for it?

And then, I think maybe like the plugs didn't take in the way that they wanted him to.

Or while we wait for the plugs to develop, because it does take months.

No, no, because the plugs did develop.

And then you see his hairline literally come back, his forehead gets smaller.

And then

they said he switched to a lace front.

I don't know, but back to what I was saying, every man does like a bleach, Ella, Era, and it's like fun, but I don't think any of them like ever look better bleached than they do, not bleached.

And Zach Efron has been like going back and forth bleach for a couple of years.

Yeah, I don't know why he can't settle in his look, like you're hands and naturally handsome, he can't quit the bleach, no, but it's everything, it's also like the facials, like he does a lot, and you're a naturally handsome guy.

Like, you could stop it.

It's true, he's kind of like plagued with like the top of the body.

He's like body dysmorphia, like

it's sad to see.

He does.

Zach, you're extremely handsome.

Just leave it alone.

Leave it alone.

And yeah, and like you were like buff and like your age and grace.

Like just stop.

What are you doing?

Put the hair die down and back away from the city.

It's gonna be okay.

He sees when he looks in the mirror.

He doesn't see what we see, which is a beautiful man.

No.

He does not see.

I feel like when you get so famous at like the peak of your youth as like a young teenage heartthrob, you do spend the rest of your life like chasing that high and that look.

And that must be like a toxic thing for a man or a woman.

So I'm sympathetic, but I'm here to tell you, Zach.

And I would tell you if you weren't, like, you're still hot.

Leave it alone.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go easy on yourself.

Let up.

Like, you're so cute.

He's so cute.

And maybe now, like, with his brother popping off, like his younger brother, that must like.

Maybe be like hard for him.

I don't know.

No way.

He's definitely like, he's taken his brother this far.

I think to see his brother then like go and do it on his own.

Like, I think he would be happy for him.

With Rush Hashanah being on Tuesday, Wednesday, we are going to have to save Art Dancy with a stars recap for Thursday.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

And what does that mean for the fate of the DTQ?

Let's see how things go.

Yeah.

The fate of the DTQ greater than the fate of Ophelia.

Remains to be seen, actually.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

A little fashion news.

Okay.

Nike Skims sets their launch date for September 26th.

So a while back, we reported that Nike and Skims are not doing just a collab.

They're doing a line together called Nike Skims, No Space in Between.

Such a bad name.

They were actually supposed to launch in the spring, and apparently they had delays after a series of missteps under the former chief executive officer, who has now been replaced.

Now, Nike Skims is ready to launch.

They are launching on September 26th.

They have like over 50 pieces.

Like this is not just like a drop.

This is and what is it?

Like athleisure?

Yeah, it's like the skims look, but like Nike branded.

But like for workout clothes.

Is that what I'm saying?

I think for like all categories.

Like, yeah, athleisure, workout, sweats, everything.

Yeah, got it.

Skims doesn't put out anything that's bad, right?

Like, and also Nike is Nike.

And I feel like if Kim was ever going to get into like the athleisure game, which is so oversaturated, like her doing it with the biggest and the baddest.

It's going to be fab.

I forgot about this announcement.

I personally wasn't like waiting around for the drop.

So my life remains unaffected.

I probably won't get anything unless, you know, they want to send me some VR.

But cool.

Yeah, cool.

I think it'll be cute stuff.

As you said, it's always cute stuff.

Kim's been going through a lot of like business changes recently, like on the low.

Did you also see she's not a part of Sky Ventures anymore?

And are they still going to call themselves Skakai?

Are they going to drop the extra K?

I don't know.

She's not bothering.

Are they even going to have a venture?

They were like set out to raise a billion dollars.

They only raised like 100 million.

And they only invested in one company, Truff, which was a company before Skakai.

Right.

And they didn't make it that much bigger.

I feel like I've actually been seeing it less since she invested.

So weird.

That was like a huge story.

That was set to like change the industry.

And then as we reported, Skakin gone.

She also made a lot of waves over the weekend, her and Chris, because a couple of clips from Kanye's documentary

were leaked.

And I don't know where...

Is the documentary out or just these clips?

I don't know anything about it.

But there were a couple of really kind of crazy clips between Kanye and Kim and Kanye and Chris.

I saw the one between Kanye Kanye and Chris.

Sorry, Chris is a queen.

The clip only proves it.

Like she's just,

she's a queen.

Yes, she's very patient, very loving.

Right.

And

I don't know.

She's just doing her best.

Yeah, I wonder like in what context that clip is in the documentary, which I have obviously no interest in watching.

But it's like, was that meant to make her look bad?

No, it wasn't.

And I think that like everybody's like, look, she's so great.

Like it makes her look great.

right but was it meant like when he said like in you know what is he saying about that moment in that documentary he's right he's screaming at her being like you know like

your family is responsible everyone like the Kardashian curse basically like right no but also that like she wants him like on medication she put him in a hospital um because he's mentally ill

and like he's saying like that he'd rather be dead than do those things.

So in the documentary, if he's doing like voiceover or whatever, like is he still maintaining like that's how he feels?

Right.

What's like the wind-up?

I don't know.

Someone would have to watch the documentary for any of us to know that.

And I don't know.

And it ain't gonna be me.

It's not gonna be me either for obvious reasons.

Um, but yeah, just taken out of context.

Yes, she looks like a very patient, loving person.

I don't know if that was the intended effect.

No, but slay another win in Chris's column for she gets this big Mac cosmetics campaign.

I don't know if you saw that.

Yes, I did.

And now

she's a hero.

Yeah.

Um, I didn't see the clip with Kim.

What was happening there?

He was yelling at her too, you know, and she's crying.

Like it was just

sad.

Yeah.

And it makes you realize like

how much worse it was behind the scenes and like Kim and Chris and the whole family, like they're such queens.

I'm sorry, like for never once

like speaking ill of him, saying anything, because like he gave him plenty of reasons, more so than I think we could have ever.

Yeah.

In addition to the ones that we do know.

Right.

Like the kids stuff, the public stuff, the text messages, all that.

The Nazi stuff.

Right.

Pee-pee-poo-poo.

Yeah.

Pee-pee-poo-poo is nothing.

That was like a fun time.

Yeah.

Compared to what came next.

So those were the stories.

And you know what?

I actually really enjoyed them.

I can't tell if the stories were great or I just had so much fun doing it because we were together.

We're great.

Yeah.

I feel like that's kind of the...

Every episode of The Toast.

Were the stories great or were we great?

It's like a classic chicken and egg situation.

Sometimes the stories are great and like we're fine.

Sometimes the stories are great and we're great.

Sometimes the stories are terrible and we're great.

And sometimes the stories are terrible and so are we.

And like that's just human, you know?

Yeah, we're humans.

I think that's a fair assessment.

It's a great takeaway from today.

That's fair.

And we have to give grace to ourselves, but not today because we crushed it.

100%.

Today, marked safe.

This is our last show of the Jewish year.

So I'll see you next year.

I'll see you next year, Koji.

No, I'll see you in like an hour.

Yeah, on FaceTime.

But I'll see you in this capacity next year.

And yeah, now I am just sitting like this.

Like if anyone was like, oh, you're sitting different.

Yeah, I am.

Okay.

Yeah.

When we opened up the show and you were like, um, when I like, I'm like man spreading.

Yeah.

That's at some point in pregnancy, that is the only way to sit.

Yeah.

Well, first of all, it's like better for my circulation.

I'm, I'm much more comfortable.

Um, so that's just, it is what it is, you know, and I, I know you all understand.

And I know you would never tell me that I look like I'm going to be warm in that.

No,

we wouldn't dream of it.

I actually feel like sometimes people would say say that, but like, I just want you to know, like, it's not a harmless comment.

No, it's full of harm.

And when you've like grown up hating your arms specifically, everybody's like, why don't you just take your jacket off?

Why don't you just throw yourself off a roof?

Like, please, are you kidding?

No, it's so crazy.

Insane.

As if I don't know, like,

as if I can't handle my business.

As if I don't have the weather app.

Like, please.

So infuriating.

Let's send out a positive note.

Shinachova.

happy new year.

Shinachiva met you, Kai.

I hope it's a sweet one.

It's a sweet one.

It's a sweet one.

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