I Love Your Lies, Niños: Friday, September 19th, 2025

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Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.

Oh, cuble años Vernes.

Viernes Cele sabado domingo.

Excuse?

Celebrating Friday.

Okay.

Saturday, Sunday.

Cupleanos Vernes.

Exactly what you said.

Cupleanos Viernes.

Sorry, I just didn't understand it the way that you said it.

But happy Friday, little mischis.

Little mischis, happy Friday to me.

Happy Friday to you.

Happy Friday to all.

Happy Friday.

Yeah.

You're feeling silly?

No, I'm feeling regular.

Okay.

Brutally rebuffed.

I like your new shirt.

I love your shirt, Jes.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, I was waiting for you to bring out the fact that it's super new.

I can't see the logo, but it looks fancy.

Oh, it's another French brand?

Dairy Boy.

Oh, Dairy Boy.

Wow.

Yo.

So here's the thing.

I wanted to place an order from Dairy Boy because I've never gotten anything from there.

And I saw that queen made a drop of clothing that was like oversized and went up to double XL.

And I said, that's my size inclusive queen right there, like my plus size queen, Paige Lorenz.

And

the drop.

1,000%.

She's like kind of the leader of our movement.

The drop was at 11 a.m.

That's when like I literally work for like a very specific amount of time.

So I hate to ask for things and I wasn't asking for it for free.

But you know, we do share an agent, me and Paige.

So I reach out.

I was like, listen, I'm not asking, but like, can I get access to the website at like 1015 just before I record the toast at 1030?

And they were like, she'll give you the set for free.

And I was like, but I just, I wanted her to know, like, I wasn't asking for paying

to pay.

Asking for early access to the website is like a bigger lift for them than just sending you some stuff.

All in all, I got it yesterday.

And I just think like, me wearing dairy boy at this phase of my life, like I know dairy boy is for like young hot things, right?

And I'm obviously not a young hot thing right now.

But I am a dairy girl, you know, I'm constantly producing

mama.

So I feel like paychecks to do some sort of like campaign featuring breast eating mamas, the dairy girls for dairy boy.

That's just my free idea.

And that's my form of payment for the free close.

I think that's really beautiful.

And I think she's going to take it into consideration.

Yeah, I'm wearing dairy boy.

You mean leche nino?

I am a leche ninha wearing leche niño.

I love your dairy, boy.

Should we try?

I love that.

Should we try

to have like a chunk of the podcast conversation in Spanish?

Um,

no, but I do like us

throwing

some Spanish every now and again.

Cee, see, see, seeing if we could say it in Spanish.

Okay.

So we'll see how that goes.

Yes, we will.

Also to say, you look fab.

Thank you.

So do you.

Yeah, I'm wearing Nino's lie.

I love your lies, Nino's.

Seriously.

That's one of the funniest things you've ever said.

Nino's lie.

I like, I can't with us.

Like, we're, it's just, I actually can't.

It feels like a weird one, you know?

It does.

That's what I said.

You're feeling silly.

Like, you've like lied to me and said you weren't.

You brought it out in me after all.

Oh, funny.

Funny stuff.

Really funny stuff.

How are you?

That's our show.

How are you, otherwise, Koji?

I'm good.

I finished the summer.

I turned pretty, so I'm ready for that story.

Okay, great.

I'm also confused by that story, so I'm gonna need you to explain it to me.

Okay.

And that's it.

That's it.

What about you?

All's well.

I watched more Cowboys last night.

It's really dense, Coachie.

Like, it's, and I'm a really patient person.

And I'm, like, my husband is living for this.

Like, when they went, they're like, they're in the 90s, they're winning the Super Bowl.

And then, like, the coach, Jimmy Johnson, like, gives a speech in the locker room at the end.

And everyone's like waiting to see what his last sentence is going to be.

And it's, how about them Cowboys?

Like, my husband lost his mind.

I'm like, okay, great.

Happy.

Jimmy Johnson was the coach of the Cowboys in the 90s.

He's also the famous NASCAR tracker.

That's what I thought, too.

I think he also is, but I've also learned he was the coach in the 90s.

Wait, but the same person?

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, okay, okay.

Two Mr.

Johnsons.

Two Senor Johnsons.

I love your Jimmy's Johnson.

I love your Johnson, Jimmy.

Oh, hello.

Yes, you do.

So I'm really being like a patient wife, but like, it is so

in the weeds.

Like every game that they're showing, I feel like I'm watching a whole football game.

It's so the play, but and I didn't feel that way when I watch like quarterback or tight end or full swing.

Like, I don't feel like I'm watching, it's extraneous, but like seriously, I might as well be watching the 1993 Super Bowl like tape.

So it's I don't know if you're like saying that it's good.

It sounds good.

I don't think you should watch it.

I think they're like, it's not for everyone.

It's not like, you know, fodder for everyone.

It's really for like real football fans.

Like, and I'm just also being a supportive wife because I am getting to know the Cowboys.

And the more I thought about the Americas team thing, I feel like this is how I feel about it.

It would be as if like a city in New York, a city in America became like the biggest city in the country, bigger than New York, right?

Right.

Let's say Chicago popped off.

Right, like bigger than New York, clearly.

And then they want to, like, people want to call themselves the city that never sleeps.

Like,

get your own thing.

Got it.

We came up with it.

Therefore, no one else can have it.

That doesn't mean we are like the city that sleeps the least.

Right, right.

Or like if another city had like a lot of brotherly love, like that doesn't mean that they are now the city of brotherly love.

Right, right.

When you make up the, like, the type.

What sort of moniker?

What sort of

moniker?

Moniker, yeah.

When you make up the moniker, you own it right.

Regardless of its validity.

Yes.

Moniker Lewis.

That's how moniker Louis is.

It would be like other teams trying to steal, you know, someone else's type.

I understand.

But there are a lot of like things that they were doing in the 90s that really remind me of the Chiefs today.

And I said to Zach, I'm like, that feels like the Chiefs now, like commercials outside of bus, this and that.

Right, right.

And so, yeah, the Chiefs are that team right now.

But I think that's like throughout the NFL, like there's always a team, a flavor of the moment.

That's natural.

The flavor of the moment.

Yeah, big flav.

Big flav.

You know?

Yeah.

I'm really excited for this weekend.

I have a wedding.

I know.

You have a big wedding.

I have a big wedding and I'm a big person trying to find something to wear to this wedding.

It's so hard.

I just, I can't.

But you have what to wear?

In a technical sense?

Yes.

Do you have all of your dresses from previous lifetimes?

So one thing about me, like when I lost weight with Ozempic, I think it was like a form of self-hatred that like I hated my former self so much.

Like I got rid of literally 99 out of 100 clothing items that were above the size medium.

Like I went really fucking crazy.

I was like, I'll never be fat again.

Spoiler alert, she was fat again.

I happen to have held on to a dress.

It's Halston.

It's cute.

It's fine.

But that's definitely one of my big regrets.

And I think moving forward, I'm definitely going to be entering a phase of my life where my weight will be fluctuating quite a bit.

And I will not be so loose with my donations.

Sorry.

The Salvation Army will suffer.

It's true.

I have a closet full of clothes in all sizes.

I had my closet organizer come

a few weeks ago and she was like, what can we get rid of?

I'm like,

I need one thing in every size.

Like I'm so between sizes all the time.

And it's not the time for a purge.

Like, I don't want to have to stop, like, buy size mediums again.

Like, right, or my size small things.

Like, I'm looking forward to, so just have one of them.

I was so nuts.

Yeah.

That was like a big lesson.

If you're on a weight loss journey right now, like, don't get too ahead of yourselves.

You know, you could be back where you started.

Or, or if, like, you plan to like have kids, because it's not really that you like, gave up on your journey.

No, also, what it is is that at the time that I had lost a significant amount of weight, I also moved apartments and I lost my huge walk-in closet in that old apartment.

So I did like a really big purge when I moved and I was so skinny and I'd been skinny now without Ozempic for a couple of months.

I'm like, I've got a handle on this.

I'm literally.

It's not like exactly as you're painting it.

It's not like you just like

you had to be.

No, it's it is what it is.

And that's why I had to place an order for, you know, Le Cha Lady.

Le Cha Lady.

I love it.

Oh, yes, it's ladies night.

How are the stories today?

We have Queenie and Weenie of the Week, which will be so much fun.

For the first time ever, I had so many queenies.

Oh, wow.

That's so beautiful.

Struggling for a weenie.

That's so beautiful.

We have queenie weenie.

The stories are good.

I think we have like a nice wrap to put on the week before you all venture out into the weekends.

Hope everybody has some fun weekend plans.

Do you?

I don't know.

I can't wrap my head around what my plans are this weekend.

Do you know what I mean?

Like if I have any.

It's so spontaneous.

If I have any, I've forgotten them.

I hope not sporadically, of course.

Yeah, but I think we'll do some fun things.

Get outside.

Get after it.

Okay, Michelle Obama, get out, get healthy.

Yeah, love that for us.

She was really onto something about that.

I feel like when she was delivering her message to the nation, like her whole thing was childhood obesity.

And I was like, please, I like being a child and I like being obese.

But now I feel really receptive.

She was right for that.

Like we should get out, get healthy.

Yeah, but it's not going so well.

No,

no.

Like, no.

I don't know.

I don't know what the solve is.

It's too big of a question for a fry dairy.

Well, let's say you're the first lady and every first lady has like a sort of non-partisan mission.

What's yours?

Mine is childhood Ozempic.

Really?

You want kids on Ozempic?

No, I'm kidding.

What is like my non-partisan, like,

I don't know.

Like Nancy Reagan's was like drugs, right?

Say no to drugs.

What was Jill's?

I don't know.

What's Melania's?

Melania's the first time was like bullying, online bullying.

So classic.

That's a good one.

I don't know what it is this time.

Maybe it's

probably mental health was Jill.

Yeah.

She's like a PhD.

I don't know.

I feel like mine would be like.

It just feels like they're all choosing like issues that will never be solved.

No, totally.

It's just sort of like an uphill battle.

Like, I want to see results.

What am I always talking about?

Like, what's important to me?

That's a huge question.

Oh, I feel like a big one is like the arts, right?

Like, yeah, after school, and like mine would be the arts, like for sure, like singing and stuff, just so I could go around to like local public schools and sing.

You could do that anyway.

They would love, if you were the first lady, like they would love to have the first lady come and sing.

We haven't had a first lady who's like a performer, you know?

Yeah,

like who sings.

Maybe it'll be me.

Ben for president.

Frightening.

Lotus.

Dish.

Oh, lotus.

Can I speak?

Can I speak freely?

Yeah, of course.

So as you guys know, Ben's been on his sourdough journey and I've been enjoying it.

Like, it's, you know, nice to have bread, but like his loaves aren't getting better, you know?

But he only made two.

Did he make a third?

He made another one this morning and it's like, I sorry, I had to get my monocle out.

It was so small.

Like, and they're not like rising properly.

So the issue he's really having is that they're sort of frisbee shaped.

Like they're really wide and they rise a little bit, but not.

And so when you cut them open, they're a little bit like sticky.

And he doesn't seem like, he seems happy with the results, not like wanting to adjust to get it better.

And like, yeah, it's still good.

I can't lie.

Like it's good tasting bread, but it's not like fluffy and airy.

It's sort of dense and chewy.

And

like, he's not going to do anything about it.

Well, I'm annoyed to say, like, I think he needs a more mature starter.

I told told him that.

Because that's the rising agent.

That's what gives it the ability to rise.

And I was going to say, like, if you're coming here sooner, if I'm going to see you, like, I would give you some, but I don't know the next time I'm going to see you.

But Olivia just came to New York and she could have brought starter.

Oh my God, totally.

You have to ask her the next time.

No, but Jackie, he's so proud.

He won't accept it.

No, no, no.

That's not a point of pride that you made your own starter.

You have to next time, find out when Olivia is going to New York, get, or you could even like swap out his starter, put some of Olivia's starter in his thing that's growing.

Oh, you could mix?

You could mix.

It would be fine, but also like let him just accept the starter.

No, he's being so proud.

No, but he's making

his ego is honestly out of fucking control.

He's making non-parchy loaves.

There's nothing to be proud of there.

Jackie, they're so small.

Like you literally make one sandwich and the loaf is done.

Why are they so small?

I don't know.

This one this morning was especially small and I felt bad.

He like came in to show it to me and I was like overstimulated.

I was breastfeeding Ruby.

He like came in with this big stupid cutting board and i'm like trying to balance a million things and he's like look he was so proud i'm like it's tiny

and he was so crushed i'm like wait i'm sorry i'll call him later to troubleshoot and definitely the size like it shouldn't be so tiny oh i guess when he cuts a slice you mean

no like the whole thing the the loaf is small i would say the loaf is like the size of

I don't even know.

Just a small loaf is what it's the size of.

Okay, I'll call him to troubleshoot.

We'll find out Olivia's next trip.

We're going to get him some real starter.

He's made a valiant effort, but your girl's got to eat.

It's time.

Like I'm suffering now and that's where I personally draw the line.

And you've been like really supportive.

So patient.

Yeah, patient, supportive, eating like non-hargy loaves.

I just realized something.

I never got a.

I've got a PL in the oven right now.

So jealous.

Yeah, I've been making them all sandwich style.

It's just easier to deal with.

A thousand percent.

Yeah.

I think we've dillied and I think we've dallied and I think it's time to do do

to do da-doo, what we came here to do, da-doo.

Oh, also, I feel like there is probably a conspiracy.

Like, I don't, I haven't seen anyone say this, but like, if I was someone who like read too much into this show, I would be saying.

And there are a lot of people who do.

I would be saying, like, Bruno hasn't been on the show one day this week.

Like, I would be asking questions after what he's doing.

Tell everyone.

Tell everyone the truth.

The truth is that he's downstairs sleeping and he doesn't want to go to work anymore.

But if I were you guys, like, I would be really suspicious of me, just just saying.

Jackie, tell everyone the truth.

What's the truth?

Tell them about Bruno.

That he's a precious sweet angel who's a watermelon king.

Jackie, tell them the truth.

They figured it out.

They're on to you.

No one's figured out anything.

I'm just saying, like, if I were you guys, those are the questions I would be asking.

And you would be wasting your time, but

I'm just saying.

Don't you think that's weird?

He's literally here every day, and then I tell this really crazy story about him and he doesn't show up again.

Maybe he's like done being exploited for your paycheck.

Or is he okay?

You know?

No, that's what I'm.

Yeah, tell them.

You want to tell them anything?

Yeah.

No.

Okay, I will.

I will.

You just got to rip the band-aid off.

The thing is, it's like, I don't, I'm kind of in the state of limbo.

Yeah.

No way.

So you guys know, like, once, you know, we had the baby, it was actually a really big struggle with Romeo.

My in-laws have been incredible.

He stayed with them for like two weeks.

And then we spent the summer with with him and he was just so poorly behaved and he's like,

so

loud, waking up ruby, shitting and pissing, like really not good.

So like two weeks ago, we sent him back to my in-laws and I'm really trying to get them to take him forever.

And like, they know that I'm like being sneaky because we went over there for brunch.

Like actually the last two weekends in a row, they're like, do you want to take Romeo home?

And I was like, He's having so much fun here.

No.

And they love him.

And the second I feel like I'm being like an imposition, I'll obviously take him back.

But I do feel like we're going to get to a place where like Romeo, like we have joint custody, like Romeo lives with both me and Penn's parents.

Operation Rehomeo.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or at least like stall until Romeo's at an age where he's not annoying.

Like when he came, when we got home from the Hamptons, like the first week, he woke Ruby up from like two naps and I said, get, you're out of here.

You are out of here.

And they were more than happy to take him.

So that's my truth.

Yes.

Romeo has been living abroad.

Romeo's living abroad.

For, you know,

I think it's like, it's so normal.

And obviously, wherever, if he go, if he does rehome.

I'm just, Jackie, I'm such a cliche.

Like I'm one of those influencers who got a dog.

Yeah, but it's like not like that.

And I think a lot of people, and you always send me funny TikToks, like of people who have babies.

And it's just like things get different.

Things get weird.

It is actually like a clinical diagnosis for, I forget what it was called, but it's like.

PTSD, sort of like postpartum pet syndrome.

It's real.

And that's not really so much what I'm experiencing.

What I'm experiencing is that he's inconveniencing me.

And I'm, it's a struggle for me to prioritize and take care of him because Ruby obviously comes first.

And that's not fair.

And Ben's parents, oh my God, they treat, you should have seen how they treated Theo like a king.

They're Theo is still the background on their phones.

They're obsessed with Theo.

So like, I can't give that Ruby.

Uh, oh my God, I can't give Romeo that right now, right?

And so that wouldn't be fair.

That'd be selfish of me just because, like, what?

I want him to stay with me, him, like, not living his best life.

So yeah, that's my fucking truth.

Okay.

Jackie pulled it out of me.

I thought this was about you.

Tell them about Bruno.

What do I I have to say?

Do I have anything to say or do you want me to make something up?

Tell them the truth.

What's the truth?

You guys, Bruno died history.

Okay, there's nothing.

He's a PJO.

He is a PJOM.

Watermelon Date.

Sorry, sorry.

He was a PJO.

Watermelon gate, like, is in the past, but no, he hasn't shown up to work since.

And I definitely think that's suspicious.

If I were you guys, those are the questions I'd be asking.

That's all I'm saying.

That's all she's saying.

Can't confirm or deny.

But Bruno has not been seen, is all Sales say.

He's dead.

Why?

Oh, because he's dead.

Okay, today's episode.

Bruno can't come to the phone right now.

Because he ate too much Hershey's dark chocolate zero sugar with Zalitol, whatever it's called.

Sour Patch Watermelon, kids.

And he's dead.

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sleigh sleigh um our first story oh i feel like I had something to say.

Oh my God, the baby kicks so much when I'm doing the toast.

And last night the baby was kicking.

The baby was kicking.

So I was was like, Zach, come feel.

And then he puts his hand on and nothing.

I need him to come sit here for the show with his hand on my belly so that baby will simmer down.

Can I ask you a question?

Like, does Zach like care?

I remember, like,

I was like, Betty's kicking.

And he was like, cool.

I was like, excuse me.

He does, but you know, every time the husband comes over to put the belly, their hand on, they stop.

It's the craziest thing.

It's the craziest thing.

And I just feel like obligated to let him know, like, so that he knows it.

But that's not even like 1% of what's going on in here like he could never like really grasp but anyways i need him to sit here with his hand on my belly so i can have some calm while i do the show actually i saw tick tock that said if you ever really want to explain what it feels like to have like a kick um to a man have them put their hand on their cheek and you put your tongue and you like poke your hand like

That's kind of what it's like, right?

Yeah, but without all the discomfort and like limbs

and a dirty hand on your face.

Yeah, that's weird.

I don't touch my face like that yeah

um okay first story summary turn pretty major news finale of the show but it's not over lola and christopher briny will return as belly and conrad in a movie of the summer jeremy not in the movie he's not in the headline i'll tell you that much okay he's definitely in the movie but uh they're rounding out the series with a movie so what happened in the series that will lend itself to a movie on prime so it's not gonna be in theaters oh okay um so like, I don't know.

They really tied it up with a bow.

Oh, it's a bow.

It was lovely.

Yeah.

I really liked the finale.

Basically, like, Conrad gets on a plane and goes to see Bally in Paris because she, like, you know, cut her hair and moved to Paris because she blew up her whole life.

And so the episode is going between them and Paris and then what's going on back home.

Like Jeremiah is becoming a TikTok chef.

It's so fucking stupid.

But the scenes in Paris are amazing.

Like it's so, it's like we're watching two different shows.

Every time they cut back to Cousins Beach and Jeremiah is doing his stupid chef, I want to die.

I'm like, go back.

We get the ending that we needed.

Spoiler alert.

It's the same ending as the book.

Obviously, she chooses Conrad.

There's no Paris, like in the, I don't think.

And there's a wedding in the book

of Conrad and Belly.

And so I think that's probably what the movie is about.

And I understand why there's a movie because, like, if you're a Conrad and Belly stan, like, you didn't get enough Conrad.

10 minutes.

Yeah.

We got 10 minutes.

So I get it.

But my God, they were really beating a dead horse with these 11 episodes anyways.

So now a movie, it's genuinely a lot.

Even though I'm enjoying it, it's a lot.

Like I can acknowledge it's a lot.

But it does sound like the movie will be really enjoyable because it's like everything that you wanted this whole time.

Well, it better be.

Like maybe it's like the road to the wedding or I don't know what the plot could possibly be.

And there's a lot of good stuff there.

Like Steven and Taylor end up together.

And

guys, Jaggie's not going to know what this means.

We're like, what was the point of Denise?

She was like this character they introduced in this third season that like worked with Steven.

And she like very briefly had a fling with Steven, but then Steven realized like Taylor was the girl for him.

And then at the very end of the episode, she like starts fucking around with Jeremiah.

Like, who is this girl?

It was so random and so stupid.

Like she was completely not necessary.

If they wanted any like random extra characters, why not bring back Shayla?

Shayla.

What about Shayla?

Shayla should be in the movie.

Yeah, maybe Conrad leaves Belly for Shayla.

Or Steven leaves Taylor for Shayla.

No, Steven Steven and Taylor are really cute.

The music in the last episode was so good.

I always feel like so young and hip when I watch this show.

I'm like shazamming and adding these songs to my Spotify because I like know them, but I'm like, oh, that's that song, right?

It was really good, except for Belly's Bob.

So she, at the end of, I told you last week, at the end of the 10th episode, she like goes to a haircutter.

She's like living in Paris.

She's like turning her life around.

She wears red lipstick.

And then she's like at the hair salon and the stylist is like, are you sure?

She's like, I'm sure.

And then we don't find out until the next episode what she ends up doing with her hair.

She gets a bob.

You actually know, like, I'm not against bobs.

I'm against pixie cuts, but I'm not against bobs.

I don't know what this fuck-ass bob was.

I think maybe in real life she didn't want to cut her hair.

So you know how hairstylists can actually like tuck long hair and like give you a yeah, it was like the poofiest, craziest bob.

She looks like Olivia when our dad took uh her to get her haircut at the barber shop.

Yeah, yeah, when Olivia was like 10 years old, my dad was in charge of getting Olivia a haircut.

So we just like took her to the barber at like his club And she literally got a triangular.

We have some fun pictures of Olivia from that era.

She got,

you can't even call it a bob.

She looked like

Egyptian pyramids.

Yeah.

We called it a triangle.

It was such a crazy time in our family.

It really was.

Oh my God, I'm crying.

It was not as bad as Olivia's triangle, but it was just the craziest, poofiest bob that just did did not suit her at all.

And so she's living in Paris and it's, they're trying to make a distinction that like a year has gone by and she's very sophisticated now.

She's like wearing espadrilles and she's wearing these sort of like Bermuda shorts.

I get the shift.

She's wearing like a lip stain.

And the bob was supposed to signify like elevation.

She looks so fucking crazy, like running around Paris with her bob.

And then there's like a sex scene.

And they're playing dressed by Taylor Swift.

And she's like supposed to be all sexy.

And she looks good.

You know, she looks good.

Except the Bob.

The Bob, I'm like, what is this clown doing

in a sex scene?

Like, it was the craziest Bob.

I was so distracted.

Other than that, for like a Conrad and Belly Stand, which I am, I really feel like they did their story justice.

It was a really, really like super cute episode.

for them when they kept going back and forth to the beach.

I like seriously was not into it, but they ended, you know, they got back together.

She ran to the train station.

Like it was perfect.

And then they ended it.

Like they came home from wherever they were and you know, they went to cousins and they went to the house that started it all.

And the episode just ends, like zoomed down on them at like their favorite place.

Super cute.

But I'll watch the movie.

She has been engaged to both brothers and has been both brothers.

She's not engaged to Conrad, but like she's going to marry him.

So she will have been engaged to his brother.

And it's not like, you know, sometimes that happens when like one goes off to war and he's missing an action.

So then you're with the other brother.

It feels like it's okay when the other brother's dead.

Yeah, but then the other brother comes back.

Like, you know, but just like girl couldn't make up her mind.

She got engaged to two brothers.

Yeah.

That's really crazy.

I'm sorry.

As an outsider looking in, that's really crazy.

And she was also being incredibly stupid last night, too, because like he comes to find her.

And at this point, like, she knows he's in love with her.

It's not a secret.

And he's like.

clearly there to win her back.

It's her birthday.

He came to surprise her.

And she's like pretending like she's not into him.

And then she has sex with him.

She's just like, obviously, like, it's Conrad.

So whatever.

You'd think that like this is their big reunion.

The second they're done having sex.

She gets up and he's like, where are you going?

Like, we're going to be together forever.

Where are you going?

And she's like, I'm going to pee.

I don't want to get a UTI.

Sexy.

Yeah.

So then you see.

By the way, I just want to say I really respect that because I feel like it's.

It's teaching a young generation of women.

It's true.

You have to pee every single time.

And like when you see these like romanticized versions of relationships and no one's getting up to pee, like that's not good for vaginal health.

That's true, but you see her on the toilet, like, wiping her vagina, and she's like, clearly, like, thinking, you know, and then she goes back out and she, like, literally kicks him out of bed and tells him to go get on the train to Brussels.

Like, it's not it.

And it was like, wait, so why'd you just have sex with him?

They showed her wiping.

Yes.

I thought that was crazy.

Okay.

Can I ask you a question, like an honest question?

Sure.

And women in the comments, please feel free to chime in.

As a woman, when you

how do you wipe?

Front to back.

Claudia, you have to.

Of course.

You have to.

Of course.

I'm fully aligned.

Okay.

How are you doing that?

Hand around the back.

Around the back.

Yeah.

Okay.

So Belly, like, wiped in the front.

Okay.

And she did wipe.

It looked like...

front to back but front do you know do you know what i mean hmm i i'm trying to visualize like she just it's like shove a hand yeah it's like

that's really weird okay because when i watched that i was like am i wiping wrong no i don't think so i think every wipe should be like the same sort of motion as when you like poo

yes i agree okay i think okay i think we're right for that you think we are yeah

Okay.

And if anybody tells me anything else like that as if we're right, like it won't change my mind.

Like I feel really good about the way that I wipe.

But whenever people wipe in, like, movies and TV, like, they go in the front.

It is true.

So it's misleading for like women's health.

It's true.

So they didn't go all the way on like on women's health education in this episode, but it was a good start with the UTI.

She was just being really curious.

I can't believe they showed.

What kind of show is this?

Jackie was saying that.

But they showed her sitting on the John

wiping.

That's so girls.

Like, that is like really.

It's very Luna Donam Coda.

It really is.

It used to be like Pargy.

Yeah.

And I feel like TV and movies like as time evolves gets like more graphic, you know, more sexual.

We see a lot of things that you never would have seen on TV 10 years ago.

And wiping is one of those things like we see in a TV show now and we don't even think it's so weird, but it really is.

And it's just, it doesn't drive the plot, you know?

Correct.

Like

plot remains unchanged whether you wipe and whether you wipe front to back or back to front.

Even though it's all we could talk about.

Correct.

Maybe they put it in for like rage bait to spark conversations.

Well, it worked.

I'm in shock.

I didn't know that's why the kids were watching like some girls' toilet wiping in Paris.

Improperly.

Yeah.

Maybe that's how the French do it.

Maybe that's how they wipe.

Like it was, actually, though, I'm clowning a lot.

I enjoyed every minute of it.

I can't lie.

And like when Conrad and Belly like got together, obsessed.

Like, I'm such a team Conrad.

It is the younger Gen Z version of Team Edward and Team Bella.

Like, are you Team Conrad or Jeremiah?

Although I have yet to encounter an individual who is Team Jeremiah.

Like, I actually knew people who were Team Jacob.

I thought they were crazy, but I knew them.

I knew they existed.

I don't know that people like that exist for Jeremiah now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can also say I don't know people who are Team Jeremiah in my life.

It's really was an amazing show.

They're beating it like a little too much, but I'm still I'm still having fun.

Yeah, no, a movie sounds like a good idea.

That's fun.

As long as they didn't like leave it on a cliffhanger and make it really annoying, which they didn't.

No, no, we got what we wanted.

We got a sex scene and we got Conrad and Jeremiah together.

You got Hootin together?

Oh, sorry.

Conrad and

Conrad and Jeremiah.

A little brotherly love.

Yeah.

The city of brotherly love.

Cousins.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Curious news because Adele is allegedly in talks to play the 2026 Super Super Bowl halftime show.

So allegedly, Adele has been approached about playing the halftime show this year, Insiders Tell Page 6, but she has not yet been booked to play the gig.

Rumors have been swirling that she could take the feel for the big game in Santa Clara, California next February.

And they hear that she's been in talks.

But there's also buzz about the halftime candidates, including, of course, Taylor Swift,

as well as Miley Cyrus.

Yep.

I've been seeing a lot of

Miley news.

This is the first time hearing Adele.

I have a lot of different theories as to what this could mean, but what do you think?

I have so many thoughts.

Three words when it comes to Adele.

Not the vibe.

Also, almost every year there are rumors about certain people, and it's almost never who it's rumored to be.

It's actually like, it's actually a pretty well-kept secret who it ends up being.

Miley was rumored last year.

It was basically confirmed.

And then it was Usher.

Like, was that last year?

No.

Who was last year?

I don't remember.

Oh.

Oh.

The little one.

Oh, Kendrick Lamar.

Right, right, right.

The little one.

It's almost never who it's rumored to be.

So, like, these comp.

They're gonna wanna wanna don't understand.

He ain't down with that.

It's almost never who it's like rumored to be.

So these conversations always end up being fruitless, but it's super fun to theorize.

I think Miley, she would be amazing.

She's almost always in the rumored category.

She's never done it.

She has so many big all-American hits.

Party in the USA.

I mean, we can't stop.

Flowers.

Miley Sarah Center Dead Pets.

Flowers.

Miley Sarah Center Dead Pets, we need to start remembering is a pee-pee-poo-poo album when we're trying to explain to people what a pee-pee-poopoo album is.

It's true.

Though people in the comments are going to be like, no, there's some really amazing songs.

Maybe there are, but it's a pee-pee-poo-poo album.

Pee-poo-poo.

Flowers, the biggest song in the country last year.

Yes.

Like, so many.

Adele?

And maybe, you know, I could see myself in a year from now.

She did it.

It was the best, most amazing thing ever.

I really don't see it.

No, I think Adele would be sickening.

Like, it would be different for sure.

And, like, we would definitely, like, all be sad and about to take in like some cinema and would be really powerful and not like the beep, bop, boop, bop, boop, bop, bam.

Right.

Like, fun.

But plenty of people over the last few years have, like, come in and done something a little bit different than the typical.

So I'm open to it.

I just feel like,

let's get back to Taylor.

Like, what, what about her?

What happened?

Like, it's Taylor's year.

It's Travis's last year in the NFL.

She said 47.

She said sourdough.

She said sourdough Sam.

Like, it's the, the codes are there.

So are they just doing this to, like, throw us off because they don't want it to be so obvious?

I don't know.

The shiny bug collection.

Like, it's her Super Bowl.

Yeah.

I thought it was, like, pretty much.

Oh, but confirmed.

And also, not to be, like, xenophobic, but like, don't you think it should be an American?

I think it could be an American.

It's not like we only have one.

It's every other year.

So, like, sometimes it's terrible.

Doesn't feel like everyone who's done it has been American.

No.

Am I wrong?

I don't feel that way.

I guess Shakira.

But I don't know.

It's different when you're Latin.

Like, half of American American.

And, like, Rihanna's not from America.

Oh, that's true.

But she's an American.

She's an American icon.

I don't know.

Adele is just so un-American to me.

Like,

she lives here.

She's lived here for a while.

It's true.

She's a resident.

Yeah.

She's She's one of us.

Maybe it's just because her accent is so like prevalent.

But like if Harry Styles were booked for the Super Bowl, that would be fine by me and he's not American.

If the Beatles ever had played the Super Bowl.

If Harry Styles were booked for the Super Bowl, I'd be excited and I'd say it's great, but I would mention that it's weird that he's British.

Maybe I just feel weird about British people because they're so not football.

You know, they don't know the sport.

Football means something else.

She's with Rich Paul, so like she has sports connections.

She's sports.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I actually think

it would be unbelievable.

Like what a treat.

13 minutes of Adele prime time like on my screen.

She would like start.

This is the end.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, my gosh.

Love.

Yes, not the typical vibe, but would still be spectacular.

And if it's not going to be Taylor, I love this.

I love Miley.

My worst fear is that it's not either, any of them.

It's never who we are.

And then it's going to be someone that I'm like not super jazzed about.

Here is who I would allow it to be.

And let's be clear.

Like, I think that Super Bowl is for the girls.

And we haven't had a pop girly in a couple years.

Not since Rihanna.

Taylor.

Miley.

Pink.

Even though I know she said she would never do it.

Kelly.

Carrie Underwood.

I would take any of those five.

Those would be amazing to me.

None of them have done it.

I would love it.

It's time.

We need one for the girls.

We've been patient the last couple years.

It's true.

It's true.

We need one for the girls.

Like, come on.

And it sounds like with these names, like, that's the vibe.

But I just really fear that they're going to make a turn.

With so much of the new, like, of new fans of football being like Taylor Swift fans, and it's really become like a blended thing for like, you know, wives and husbands, daughters and fathers.

Like, give us a girl.

Like, come on.

It'll be fun.

Yeah.

No, it's time.

Give us something.

Women's rights.

Let's go.

Women's motherfucking rights.

Yeah.

And more importantly, women's wrongs.

It will be a misogynist to not.

And you wouldn't want to be a misogynist, would you?

You wouldn't.

That's a threat.

And Jay-Z, let's not forget, is like at the helm of choosing it now.

And I know him and Adele and Beyonce are like besties.

So there's a good relation there.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Last two have been men.

What about the women?

Yeah.

Just saying.

Let's play the female card.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some beauty news.

Oh, is it about me?

No.

Oh.

Kim Kardashian shutters her beauty line, Skin by Kim.

So quietly, Skakin, Kim Kardashian's like beauty and skincare line, has been shuttered.

The brand's website now features a message to customers saying, with deep gratitude, we share that Skin by Kim will be winding down operations.

While this chapter is coming to a close, the commitment to innovation, self-care, and skin confidence at Skin and Body will live on in new and exciting ways.

Cliff Anger.

So not surprising, right?

They did that first launch and then never again.

And it wasn't super promoted beyond the launch by Kim and her crew.

So I imagine it wasn't her most successful venture.

And I think because Skims is so successful, anything that's not is really not worth her time because Skims is just like a beast.

But this does enter the graveyard of Kim Kardashian businesses.

She has quite a lot.

You know, she's got KKW Beauty, like, where is it?

Yeah.

Launched it, relaunched Cody, this, that, that.

I don't know what ended up happening.

Skikin, KKW fragrances, Kimoji.

Like, there are a lot.

I guess you can't build something like Skims without, you know, kissing a few frogs.

Yeah.

You have to like fail up.

Yeah.

But I also think that sometimes they fold into each other.

Like she could start like Skims Beauty and have like a tab on the Skims website or in Skim stores with like a couple of the best things from KKW.

Like, so I think that this is more of a folding thing.

I don't think these products are going to be available again because I don't know like how popular they were to begin with.

But when it comes to like other things that she's done, like fragrance, I think that that just folds in.

And I think that's a good idea.

You don't need a million little brands like when you have the one behemoth.

The mothership.

Yeah.

And what's so interesting is like Kim in the beauty space, fragrance, skincare, and makeup, like didn't really pop off in the way that I think that we all thought it would, like the way Kylie's did.

But her in the shapewear space is like,

I don't know what Skim's worth, like $4 billion.

The last time I heard it's huge.

I just wouldn't have expected that for her.

I would have expected her makeup because she really invented like the whole glam culture, contour queen.

She didn't invent it, but she mainstreamed it, popularized it.

And so I was surprised that like KKW Beauty didn't do as well as I thought it would have.

Well, I feel like when it was in its heyday, like and she was putting all the effort into it, but also like competing with Kylie.

I feel like it was really strong.

But then like Skims just is so much more successful.

Like it takes less to promote it.

And she's able to like pay other like people and market it with other influencers and it like runs itself.

So again, like why would you invest so much time in a brand that just like does less and requires more work for you?

I feel like we haven't heard like a Kim's, uh, a Skims

campaign in a while.

She needs to have the Nader girls.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Like they're the girls of the moment.

Yeah.

And they're Hulu family.

That's so obvious.

Do you think that this is going to be like such a maybe dumb question?

Do you think they feel competitive at all?

Like.

No.

Like maybe Kim wouldn't do a Skims campaign with them because they're sort of positioning themselves as like the the next big reality family sister show on the same network, Hulu.

I would be shocked if that's how they think.

Like that, like

to be like.

That anyone can compete.

That anyone can compete.

They're so beyond like the family show.

Now, I wouldn't be surprised if eventually they stopped doing a show and they would be glad to pass the baton and they have their businesses and they've like they've achieved what they set out to achieve and it's not you know more shows or more episodes.

So

that would be really surprising.

But I do hear what you're saying.

But Brooks and Chloe are like friends.

They were in the Hulu

friends.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like chit-chatting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think they're like that.

Me neither.

I think they're very secure.

Yeah.

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Our fourth story, Nina Dobrev is soaking up the sun on a yacht vacation with Zach Efron, Chase Crawford, and pals after her split with Sean White.

So Nina Dobrev is turning up the heat while vacationing on a yacht with Zach Efron, Chase Crawford, and her other A-list friends, including the tellers.

Following her split from Sean White, she

was spotted lounging in the sun, cocktail in hand, and hanging with the group.

And sort of answering a question posed on this podcast a mere days ago: is who gets Kelly Teller and Miles Teller in the divorce?

Will it be Sean or will it be Nina?

And the answer is Nina, clearly.

Because I think Nina was friend of first.

Yeah, I think so too.

And a lot of people are like, oh my God, she's with Zach Afron.

No, you don't understand.

Like, Kelly Teller collects these heart throbs.

She's always hanging out with Chase Crawford.

Now Zach Afron is a part of it.

I don't think he's there like as Nina's date.

I think he's just there because like the tellers, you know, hang out with lots of cool guys.

I don't think he's there as Nina's date, but like why not them?

Sacket friends weird.

Do you feel like

with the exception of Vanessa?

Don't forget the Anne,

relationship-wise,

I feel like he doesn't, like no one else comes to memory, comes to mind.

You've had a couple of like

flings.

No, just like girlfriends that were just,

I don't know, like more,

I guess, random, like not normies completely, but just like more like

artsy creative types.

I don't think he like goes for like the big actresses.

No, he doesn't, except when he was in love with Zendaya, but he doesn't have like

I feel maybe he keeps it all private, but I feel like he's not a relationship guy.

I think he keeps it all private.

Okay, that's fair.

He's entitled to that, I guess.

But like, I don't know why if they're both on a boat, like both looking good, like why they're not looking at each other, like, hey, you know,

Mr.

Right Now.

Right, right.

Which I think he does love to be.

So I, I, I, yeah, I don't see why not.

Why not?

Why not that?

Take a crazy chance.

Yeah.

Do a crazy dance.

I ship.

I love Zach Efron.

I love Zach Efron.

Like, I just love him so much.

Why do you love him?

Because great, like, like, what about him endears?

you to him the most just like everything that he ever did like he was such a big part he was like the heart throb our childhood he's really lived up to it in adulthood though he's like taken some weird twists and turns.

He's like really never completely lost his mind.

Yeah.

I just like want what's best for him.

I'm always rooting for him.

Yeah.

And like when I think about why I love Zach Efron so much, I think a lot of it for you probably has to do with the greatest showman.

It actually doesn't.

For me, it really has to do with hairspray.

Like,

yeah, like, yeah.

No, it's me.

And I'm

like,

and oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four.

Bab, deep up, baba, baba, baba, baba, baba, deep up.

They're crazy.

A bunch of kids crash through that.

I feel the same way about James Marsden.

Honestly, I feel the same way about.

Even though he wrote the letter?

Even though, yeah, even though he wrote the letter.

Everyone who participated in hairspray,

for me, like is the, like, amazing because of it.

I will always be a fan of them.

Goaded.

Maggie Blonsky.

Of course, goes without saying.

James Marsden, Queen Latifah, Amanda Bynes.

No, I'm so with you.

I, yeah, yeah, I think he's fab.

Plus, high school musical one, two, and three.

Each one being like its own entity.

Each one being its own entity.

Troy Bolton.

I want the rest of my life to be just like a

high school music.

Like Troy Bolton has never lost his luster.

It's actually so true.

Like he was a teenage heartthrob, you know, a young adult heart throb, a mid-20s heart throb.

Now we're all like millennial heart throb.

He's really is.

He really is.

I even love like his random movies, like that awkward moment.

Like, such a good movie.

Neighbors, such a good movie.

Yeah.

Was he in Project X?

No.

No.

Uh.

No, that was Miles Taylor.

Right, right, right.

Yeah.

Um,

I haven't really kept up with him.

Well, I guess Miles and Zach were in that awkward moment together.

Maybe they're friends from there.

I haven't kept up with his like work.

His Man vs.

Wild.

Yeah, with his brother Dylan.

Um,

but you know, have fun.

No, like, I'm just always rooting for you in the corner.

Agreed.

So, anyways, like, I would love to see that.

I mean, I wouldn't even, I don't expect to see anything from them.

I don't think they're gonna be like boyfriend and girlfriend, but like, I hope maybe they could provide each other some comfort.

And the streets, and by the streets, I mean TikTok, like, they're pretty much saying Sean cheated on Nina, allegedly.

It's like all but confirmed.

And they know who it's with, too.

An influencer?

Yeah, like a girl.

It was like on an influencer trip.

That's what I heard.

I guess.

I had, I don't know.

I never got a name, honestly.

I'm not going to say it.

I don't remember the name, but I'm not going to say it.

Because, like, what if it's wrong?

Do I know who she is?

No.

And, like, what if I'm wrong?

Because I just saw it on fucking TikTok and I'm over here on my huge podcast saying some girl broke in the family.

Absolutely.

I'm not doing it.

Are you ready for our fifth final story?

Her name was out.

No, I'm kidding.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

SNL announces hosted musical guests for their first batch of season 51 episodes with one star pulling double duty.

And it is none other than Sabrina Carpenter will be hosting and performing for the October.

Which show is it?

It's just important because of Taylor.

October 18th episode.

She will be doing both.

SNL loves her and she loves SNL.

And I think it's actually great for SNL because she's so Gen Z.

And I don't really think any young people watch SNL, but they do tune in when she does her little Domingo skits.

And so I think it's great synergetically.

Yeah, it's great.

She's perfect.

She reminds me of Ari in that sense where, like, she's perfect for it.

She's so humorous.

She's saying she actually could do it all.

Personality.

It's the Disney.

Like, when you're a child star, Nile, even when she was like really making the rounds, she crushed it on SNL so many times.

So this will be great, like, for her album.

But also, we do know, I think people were surprised to see that Taylor will not be doing SNL in October, even though her album's coming out and she would be in promo mode.

However, this does leave open the opportunity that she would perform with Breener, their collab from The Life of a Showgirl.

I don't think so.

And I don't think Sabrina would.

Like that's a huge moment for Sabrina.

And while it's great that she has a song with Taylor, like she is her own entity, I don't think that Taylor will come.

I think that, and I'm glad to see it.

Taylor has been the biggest artist.

in the world for like the last couple of years.

And sometimes she doesn't act like it, right?

She still does like the same circuit that like all the other smaller artists do.

Like, you know, she goes on some of the late shows and she does the radio stuff.

And it's like, she plays the iHeartMedia Awards.

And it's like, why?

The Beyonce doesn't do that.

The Beatles wouldn't.

And maybe she's finally just like acting as famous as she is.

Like, you don't need to go on SNL every time you have new music.

That's what other people do, not the biggest star in the world.

It's just what I think.

I think she'll go on.

If it's not with Breener, then it'll be in November when she has like, when people are more familiar with the album.

I would love to see her not.

Like, I just think like she's so famous.

And I feel like sometimes she forgets how famous she is.

Yeah.

she just does like the music industry circuit Because she thinks she has to and like maybe there was a time where she did but you don't have to do that anymore like stay home.

It's fine.

Yeah, even though I would love to see you on SNL

October 4th will be Bad Bunny and Doja Cat as a musical guest.

He's been on before, but this will be her first time And it's like weird when somebody like hosts and they're a singer and they don't sing.

Yeah, it is weird.

And then October 11th will be Amy Poehler with musical guest Role Model.

Okay, and do you think obviously Role Model is going to sing his song, Sally.

And this thing he does that's actually gone really viral.

It's been really smart is every time he sings Sally on tour, he brings out somebody to be the Sally.

And it's, he's pulled enormous celebrities.

He had Natalie Portman, Kate Hudson, tons of different influencers, Olivia Rodrigo.

So do you think he'll bring out Amy Poehler as his Sally?

That would be funny.

Maybe.

He'll bring out someone.

I don't know if it'll be her.

Won't she be like changing for her next thing?

She might be busy and she also might be introducing him.

You know, like they put you in front they're like yeah

yeah um

so who the sally will be i'm excited it's been like an amazing time to be named sally you think so yeah why

i don't know i just feel like the name sally is like coming up a lot i don't know hmm i only have one sally in my life alex girl's friend yeah she's the sally for me a thousand percent see like i said everything's coming up sally just the one

And Sally the song.

Yeah.

I just feel like Sally's also like such a cutesy name.

Like, I never met a girl named, actually, I've never met a girl named Sally, but if I did, I just feel like she'd be really cute with like a ponytail that like bops around when she walks.

For sure.

For damn sure.

Let's wrap up today's episode with a little segment we like to call Queenie and Weenie of the Week.

It is a weekly segment.

Every Friday, it's pretty much the last thing we leave you with before the weekend.

And it's our way of taking a look back, you know, at a glance, if you will, at the week and giving out two awards, Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week.

They're exactly as they sound.

It's not that serious.

If you find yourself Weenie of the Week one time, don't worry.

You could be queenie the next week.

It's yet to happen, but it's possible.

Jackie, let's start off.

Who is your queenie of the week?

There's really only one queenie of the week.

And let's say it together.

Three, two, one, Brooks Nader.

Carrie.

Oh.

Because of the titles?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, so then there's two queenies, but I think they both are.

are.

Brooks crossed my mind, by the way.

Brooks and the neighbor sisters are the queenies of the week.

We watched their show this week.

They have been everywhere.

They're in their queenie moment.

We are so glad to be introduced to them and really been, we've been loving everything that they're putting out.

So we love thy neighbor, Brooks, and you are my queenie.

You are my honorary queenie, but I have had so much fun this week.

And to be honest, different members of your family were all in the running because your husband also deserves a mention when it comes to queenie of the week.

I had so much fun taking a trip down memory lane with oh me, oh my, a love like this comes once in a lifetime.

Um, and he really crushed it with that.

And I feel like at the time, maybe he didn't even get enough credit for how sweet and thoughtful it was.

We were like, you know, oh, this is fun, but where's my purse, you know?

But like now, in hindsight, it was seriously so cute.

It aged so well.

I listened to it on repeat the other day.

So, honorable mention to Zach, but no, Harry is my queenie of the week because I love your cake, Spritz has spawned such

joyful funny inside joke here at the toast i almost kind of want to give you queenie of the week because i sort of heard him say it i'm like oh that's cute and funny and i moved on with my life you like made it a thing so now it's like a part of our vernacular so really everyone in your family with the exception of charlie um

is my queenie of the week

yeah minus charlie stop he was such a queenie this week totally i'm kidding he was

such a queenie so i guess yeah in in a sense, it's the Weinreb family.

I love that.

And for me, it's the nader family.

The family nader.

Weenie of the week.

I feel like all week, everybody was talking about the summer I turned pretty.

And I was like finally able to participate in it last night.

And so my weenie of the week is the person responsible for the bob, whether it's the person who cut it, the person who tucked it, or even like.

The director whose idea it was.

I don't know who I want to blame, but I want to blame someone and I'm making them the weenie of the week.

Okay, that's really beautiful.

And I do think like for all the money and time and energy that Hollywood spends on like their productions, they even filmed fake scenes with Jeremiah in Paris to throw off fans.

Like they skimp on nothing.

And you can't get a wig that looks good.

That will never not be.

Melan Ackermann.

Kristen Stewart in Twilight.

Like what's with the wig department?

Meanwhile, you don't even know like all of your favorite celebrities in their own lives.

Like they're all wearing wigs.

Productions wear wigs all the time.

You would never know.

What's going on?

It can be done.

It's so weird.

It's so weird.

Who's your weenie?

My weenie,

I feel like my week has also very much been captured by Dancing with the Stars.

So I have two Dancing with the Stars related weenies.

One is, of course, Glev Sanchenko.

Love.

Love.

There's never been a bigger weenie.

And also the Dancing with the Stars voting system.

What the fuck is that?

I know.

And we know, like, we acknowledge like we're new here.

It's been around for centuries.

But

you start discovering how stupid it is.

You get to give your own scores.

You could give a seven votes out of 10.

I'm not the judge.

I just want to vote for my faves.

And my third weenie would also be whoever put Whitney in that skirt.

And I know everyone is like, the tango.

It's the tango.

It's a tango.

It was the perfect outfit.

For the tango.

Tango, I'm not supposed to see the legs.

I like how suddenly everyone's like an expert in ballroom dancing.

And so now I want to make sure anytime someone does a tango on dance with Stars that I can't see their legs.

That's what you're saying?

Yep.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool, cool.

That is our show, you guys.

Thank you so much for listening to the toast.

I hope you all enjoyed this week's episodes as much as I did.

I like your episodes, week.

Oh, what a joy.

Do you think we'll bring it in?

I can't wait to see what today's title is.

I hope we bring it into next week.

I'm so down for it.

It's so funny to see on the charts because we're always charting and we're like the number one podcast in the world to see how all the episode titles look.

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I love your show.

Hulu.

I love your cake, Spritz.

Yeah.

I do love your cake, Spritz.

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