Joey in Paris with Joey Camasta: Wednesday, November 19th, 2025

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Speaker 0 Good morning, girlies. It's the toast.

Speaker 1 It's Jackson Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

Speaker 1 We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast.

Speaker 1 I sound amazing.

Speaker 1 Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day.

Speaker 1 Very appropriately, I'm sitting next to somebody who I'm sure, you know, humps on the frequent.

Speaker 2 Bonjour, madame.

Speaker 1 Bonjour! Joey is here. If you're watching on YouTube or Spotify, I highly recommend the visual experience.
It's Pargy and we're in our brand new studio and Joey's fresh off the plane from Paris.

Speaker 1 He brought a baguette and a leek in a tote, a canvas tote.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm performance artists first and foremost.

Speaker 1 Yes, you've got a high sock, a loafer, a cuffed jean, a baguette, a leek,

Speaker 1 a trench coat, and a striped collared blouse. Who is the inspiration for your look today? Well, this is my ultra-ego.

Speaker 2 I went to Paris and I was transformed. Wow, really?

Speaker 1 It was a transformative experience. It was a transformative experience.

Speaker 2 And this is not a baguette. This is a faggot.

Speaker 1 I literally knew you were going to say that.

Speaker 2 I'm going to throw tosses aside. I don't want to get this new set selling like leeks.

Speaker 1 So you brought this baguette. I saw you post on your Instagram the baguette and the uber and the baguette now on the floor.
Are you going to eat this baguette? No. Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 This is purely performance art. I just want people to walk around like, what the fuck is this queen doing?

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm glad because I saw the baguette.

Speaker 2 That's how it is in Paris, though. People just walk around with a baguette.
A baguette in hand. Homeless people keep that thing on them.
They just just have a baguette. And I saw a

Speaker 2 homeless man having a bottle of rosé champagne with his friend and some mangled dog.

Speaker 1 Was it a whispering angel?

Speaker 2 No, I can tell it was like it was like a high sugar content, so I wouldn't have drank anything.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 2 It was, you know, things are just different over there.

Speaker 1 You guys want to understand a few different people from Paris. It speaks to the cleanliness of the city because if you took a baguette out of your house in New York, you would never eat it.

Speaker 1 When I saw it on the seat of your Uber in your Instagram, I was like, I really hope he's not going to make us eat that because that's disgusting. Like, yucky.

Speaker 1 But I think people in Paris, like, it's much a a cleaner, it's a much cleaner city.

Speaker 2 I guess so, but yeah, everyone always has, is strapped to the baguette.

Speaker 1 So let's talk about your trip. You were here two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 Everyone loved you, so I had to have you back, especially because you just went on this Euro trip and we need to hear about you went on this like romantic trip to Paris with your man.

Speaker 1 You guys could not have taken cuter pictures if you tried. Your outfits were so cute.
I loved following the journey. And obviously you're like that girl who studies abroad and comes back different.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're different now.
I'm Emily in Paris. You're European.
Yeah. You've lived in Paris.
I lived and studied abroad and you were there for five minutes.

Speaker 2 People, my lifestyles has just changed. It's just the way I live and things are different now.

Speaker 2 Different things are important to you.

Speaker 1 And you don't get it unless you've been there, right? For sure. So what's important to you now that you've been to Paris?

Speaker 2 Chain smoking at a cafe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you smoke? I smoked all day long.

Speaker 2 Yeah. All day long.
But since I got back, I haven't, you know, touched.

Speaker 1 You didn't do anything electric, right? You just did hardcore OG cigarettes.

Speaker 2 The weird thing is, and if any of any Parisians are watching right now, there's this thing that I realized at the end of my trip. It's like a cigarette, but it's a cigarette and a vape hybrid.

Speaker 2 So it's like, it is a real cigarette, but then they stick it inside of like a mechanism and they're smoking it. What? And smoke's coming out, but then like, I think it's like,

Speaker 2 it just burns it when you puff it, maybe. Right.

Speaker 1 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 I never got to get one, but I just smoked, you know, the classic.

Speaker 1 You went OG.

Speaker 2 Yeah, with a dead woman on the front or like, you know, the one moving up blood.

Speaker 1 A hole in your throat. Yeah.
What brand do you and did you smoke or anything?

Speaker 2 I just, I just, I just like pointed

Speaker 2 and mumbled sort of it.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 1 It's so chic.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what you do.

Speaker 1 And then I, I literally lost 15 pounds there.

Speaker 2 I came back with a six pack.

Speaker 1 I just want to say, I didn't want to say because I don't like to comment on people's weight. You look so trim.
Oh, thank you. Because the food there is different.

Speaker 2 The food there is different. I've been taking multiple forms of GLP ones.

Speaker 2 And no, I think it's the food thing because

Speaker 2 I ate baguette.

Speaker 1 Reclinque. Right.

Speaker 2 That's cheese. Cheese.
Cheese, wine, bread, cigarettes,

Speaker 1 butter, like by the way.

Speaker 2 Snails.

Speaker 1 Do you

Speaker 1 feel that? Skinnier than ever. Smoking cigarettes curbs your your appetite

Speaker 2 Nah, I guess so because you don't want to like eat and smoke at the same time at the cafe even though that's what people in Paris do they eat and smoke at the same cafe they do that's why I was posting I was it was taboo to post the photo of my nicoe salad with the ashtray next to it right but I said you know what this is the lifestyle I live now did you just go to Paris or you went somewhere else I was in wine country first we went to Bonne which is in the burgundy region so because I didn't want to like you know just be just do Paris right away I wanted to I want to get my my my, my foot in, um, in the soil first.

Speaker 2 I love that. Um, and ground myself there.
So I went there first. We got this cute little cottage.
I felt like a troll. I feel like a Keebler elf.

Speaker 2 It was like a cute little troll house and it was over this little river.

Speaker 1 Because it was so small.

Speaker 2 It was quaint, yeah. But it was like, it was very cozy.

Speaker 1 Short ceilings. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And there was like a kitchen. I felt like literally I was cooking in a tree house.
It was really cute, though, very luxurious. But then we went to the wine country.

Speaker 2 I rode on a little motorcycle, a little sidecar, me and my man, and we went all through the vineyards and like

Speaker 2 lurch about all the the wines and saw all the sights and went through caves and i know i wasn't the only one who thought you were going to propose i i i i teased it and i put like a ring on the thing but then i got nervous and took it off oh i don't think because that's i'm not i would never do a paris proposal you wouldn't no so romantic it is romantic but there's like literally you could see there's like there's videos on tick tock of them like like you're getting engaged and there's one three feet next to you getting engaged and all the guys are like set up their little fucking their things from michael's craft stores like you know the the marquee letters yeah have you seen the video of the couple getting engaged at Disneyland, Paris, and the worker, the man being like, nope, can't do this.

Speaker 1 And then in the middle of the proposal, like shutting it down.

Speaker 2 Well, you know, as a Parisian, it's something we do there.

Speaker 1 It's ghosts. Right, right, right.

Speaker 2 No, I did see it, but like, you couldn't, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Right. Like, give the girl 30 seconds.

Speaker 2 Or do you think it was fake?

Speaker 1 Are you like a self-hating American now?

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're disgusting.

Speaker 2 Literally. It's like, so uncultured.
It's gross. I can't wait to get back.
That's where you come in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're just here to do promo and then you're back to Paris.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm trying to get a free. Oh, I have to get a new, I have to get a surge unit for all my free stuff.

Speaker 1 Oh, when you came on the toast, you got free stuff? Oh, my God. Well, today's episode actually is sponsored by Minky Couture, which is just a great synergetic moment.
We love Minky Couture.

Speaker 2 I love Minky Goutour, and I have enough.

Speaker 2 I have enough for two years and gifts for everyone. They sent me like 30 blankets.

Speaker 1 They're the best blankets.

Speaker 2 But I can't, now on Chris, my dog will not sit, lay, sit

Speaker 2 on anything else. That's what I say, romantic.

Speaker 1 Anything else? Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 I think it reminds him of his mother's womb, much like a kangaroo pouch.

Speaker 1 Very cozy and warm. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I think it mimics.

Speaker 1 It hugs you back.

Speaker 2 It hugs you back. It's just like, and I can't.
So now I not only have one, I have my full, beautiful bedding. Of course.

Speaker 2 I throw a huge Mickey Couture on the bottom, and then I get in, and then I put another Mickey on top. You don't even need to make your bed.

Speaker 1 You just have to road the Mickey.

Speaker 2 No, and then what happens? I take the Mickey off. My bed's already made because I slept on top of the bed though.

Speaker 1 A thousand percent.

Speaker 2 It is, um, and everyone keeps saying, is it really that life-changing? It's fucking like, I'm not even kidding you. It is life-changing.

Speaker 1 I'm so glad. I'm so glad to hear that.
Yeah. I saw you put up your Christmas tree.
I did that yesterday. Oh my God.
Okay. So late.

Speaker 2 I usually do it on November 1st.

Speaker 1 Okay. So I was just having this conversation with somebody because obviously I'm Jewish.
I don't partake. And so I'm not going to, you know, judge other people's traditions.

Speaker 1 But anybody who does not immediately put up their Christmas tree, people being like, you have to wait till Thanksgiving over. What? What's more Thanksgiving than a Christmas tree?

Speaker 1 Like if you're not having Thanksgiving dinner with your tree, like that's so nuts. So I love to see people doing exactly what I would do if I was a Gentile.

Speaker 2 What am I going to have 22 days of a Christmas tree? That's it? You do real or fake? I do a fake one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I can have it last longer.

Speaker 2 It lasts longer and I can, or it's pre-lit. I hate stringing those lights.
And I just put it in my storage unit. It folds up.
I put the storage unit. I drag it back out.

Speaker 2 I put so much shit on top of it. You can't even see what the fuck's under there anyway.

Speaker 1 What color? Is it green? It's green and it has white lights. Love.
So

Speaker 2 I step on it.

Speaker 2 I get from the Home Depot years ago when it was trending. You step on it, and then the lights go on and you unstep it.
It goes off. I haven't decorated it.

Speaker 2 I have to go down to the decor district after this.

Speaker 1 What is the decor decor district?

Speaker 2 What's the floral district? 28th Street.

Speaker 1 Oh, the floral district.

Speaker 1 They sell lights and ornaments.

Speaker 2 Well, Jamali Garden is

Speaker 2 my piece de resonance. I've been going there for many moons and I get everything there.
I get candles. I get planters.
I get Christmas lights and beads.

Speaker 1 I feel like you have a very high bar. You have a really great sense of style.
Thank you. Your home is very beautiful.
You dress really well.

Speaker 1 So I'm really looking forward to what you have in store for us this Christmas season. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So I did pick my colors. I always pick two colors and then I kind of go crazy with it.

Speaker 1 What are the colors this year?

Speaker 2 Today,

Speaker 2 this year it is burgundy, but I'm on top.

Speaker 1 Is that inspired by your trip to Burgundy? It is on top.

Speaker 1 It wasn't.

Speaker 2 It was different, but with a pop of a tomato red.

Speaker 1 Wow. Okay, so sort of like different phases of your period.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so exactly. So I'm starting with my tree, and then my tablescapes for Thanksgiving is going too much.
I host Thanksgiving. Lovely.
So I have this like long table I read.

Speaker 1 By the way, you should host a Friendsgiving. I would love to.
You know, it's so funny. Actually, I've been meaning to text you.
I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner.

Speaker 1 Ben and I wanted to invite you over for dinner this weekend. Yeah.
I would love that. We were going to plan a little dinner party, and when we were thinking of guests, you were like the first guest.

Speaker 1 We wanted to see if you could come, and then we'd plan it around you. Oh, I would love that.
Okay, yeah. So you're free?

Speaker 2 What day? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, we'll discuss offline. Yeah.

Speaker 2 How exciting. And then you're home.

Speaker 1 Maybe you can come over early and help cook.

Speaker 2 I would love that.

Speaker 2 Can I bring my kid?

Speaker 1 No. I'm kidding.
I would also love for you to host a friend's giving because you've never hosted me at your apartment. I know.

Speaker 2 I've hosted Ben.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait,

Speaker 1 Ben's been to your apartment. You filmed an adult film.
Adult film there.

Speaker 2 Adult cooking segment. But yeah, it's going to be different textures, burgundy.
Everything's monochromatic this season.

Speaker 2 So ladies, if you're trying to like think of something stylish that you want to do, just to get, like, think of one color and just do everything in that one thing with different textures, tones, and like variants.

Speaker 2 I love it. And it just automatically looks chic.
And then add a metallic on top, either silver.

Speaker 2 um gold or or copper or glitter or something sparkly like you should put some jewelry on that's what i was that you have your like you're picking an outfit and decorating your home you can't get colors and whatever and you like have that but then you have to add jewelry on top.

Speaker 2 A little accessories, metallic or something.

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Speaker 1 I'm wearing an extra large in all the photos that you see because I am extra large these days.

Speaker 2 How much is that shirt in Euros?

Speaker 1 Oh, in Euros. I'm not sure what the current conversion is.
I really don't know how things work now.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 the metric system. Like, how many kilos do you weigh? Oh, girl.

Speaker 2 Not a lot.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 But yeah, have you been to Paris?

Speaker 1 I have not.

Speaker 2 You would thrive there.

Speaker 1 Really? I don't know.

Speaker 2 Oh, I don't know about it. I actually don't know about your travel style.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I have a unique travel style. And this is where like me and Brian Kelly sort of just like butt heads because he like lives for it.
And I hate traveling. I love America.
I'll travel.

Speaker 1 I've been to so many of the states. I want to go to all 50.
Like, I don't yearn for other countries. I really don't.
Specifically, Europe.

Speaker 1 While I know there's like a lot of beauty there, I think when people share share on Instagram, what they're not sharing is like the lack of ice, the steps, the lack of air conditioning, just the small spaces.

Speaker 1 The thing I like about America is like we're big. Yeah.
Every the beds are big. The couches are big.
The portions are big. The people are big.
Like I love that. So I don't have this like wander loss.

Speaker 2 There is that. There is that thing.
But I knew that going in because

Speaker 2 I frequent the world.

Speaker 1 Yes, right. You knew about it.

Speaker 2 So I prepared ahead of time. Like I made sure my air, my place has air conditioners.

Speaker 1 Where'd you stay in Airbnb?

Speaker 2 I always stay at Airbnb's. Yeah.
Because I like to

Speaker 2 live in the city like hotels are fine but it's like two people in a hotel room they're gonna get annoyed with each other especially if you're going for a long trip yeah an airbnb so cheap no one realizes airbnbs are so cheap for like the price you're getting for a hotel i got a three bedroom right apartment right the full kitchen those are great you're so emily oh i was so emily i made my own floral arrangement i ran into toaster oh my god Toasters in the wild.

Speaker 1 I was attacked.

Speaker 2 I stepped foot in Perry, pushing my luggage. A gaggle of toasters attacked me at that curbside.

Speaker 1 I said, oh my God, we heard you're coming here. Were they American? Americans.
Okay, so they were also just on a trip. Yes, and then I was

Speaker 2 browsing in the floral, in a little floral market and like in the middle of Paris. And then these two twin toasters

Speaker 2 came up to me and said hello to me. They ended up coming over for girls' drinks that we met for drinks and everything.
I'm obsessed.

Speaker 2 They sold me in the flower market just to be going living my Parisian life.

Speaker 1 Canvas Toad.

Speaker 2 Yes, and I had them over for leaks and baguette.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed. What did you buy in Paris for yourself? Oh, oh my God.

Speaker 2 Oh, I bought some stuff.

Speaker 1 I went back.

Speaker 2 Did you get it?

Speaker 2 I I bought a lot of things for the home. I bought like candles.
Lovely. I bought some clothes, some fashions.
Great vintage shopping there. Yes.
Really great vintage shopping. And it's cheap.

Speaker 1 Everything's so cheap. And you got the VAT.

Speaker 2 What is it? The tax.

Speaker 1 The VAT tax. Oh, I didn't know about that.
I think when you buy anything abroad and then you come back to the States in the airport on the way back, you can get the tax back. Oh, I didn't answer that.

Speaker 1 You keep your receipts and you get like a tax.

Speaker 1 I was trying to be like, you don't know that? No, I didn't know that, but I was like, you claim to be a traveler. You claim to be a traveler.
Okay.

Speaker 2 If buy anything there they're gonna make me pay taxes so i like lied and said i didn't buy anything no that's different you never declare never declare

Speaker 1 no before the declaration at the airport in paris on your way home you go to the little desk and you give them your receipts and they give you the tax back

Speaker 1 is it too late to go back if i if we take a trip to gfk you could take no it's the parisian airport aymida Aymira.

Speaker 1 So Joe, Joey has been just like, since he got here saying, Aymida, Aymida, explain your new favorite phrase.

Speaker 2 Well, I said, you know, it's, again, I'm confusing people because I am a woman of the the world.

Speaker 1 You're Parisian and Spanish.

Speaker 2 Yes, by way of

Speaker 2 Argentina.

Speaker 2 I mean, it means like, it means, oh, look. And I,

Speaker 2 yeah, I just, I just always say, I, you know, I got, I get it because my ladies

Speaker 2 that work at my house, they are from Mexico. So they're always saying that.

Speaker 2 Like, if I'm looking when I miss, like, I'm something's missing and they find it, they're like, I mean, oh, so they inspire you.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I feel like that's how I communicate.

Speaker 1 Who is your inspiration, Joey?

Speaker 2 Right now,

Speaker 2 probably

Speaker 2 Remy from La Redachouille.

Speaker 1 I didn't know where to go. I want to cook that.

Speaker 2 I saw a rat. You know, I went to the restaurant that Haley Bieber just came out of this restaurant the other day.
She was there being photographed.

Speaker 2 Then Kendall General came out of another side and they were all kikiing there. It's called

Speaker 2 Lulu in Paris.

Speaker 2 It's right on like this big grand fucking thing.

Speaker 1 Calais.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you can see like all the sites and stuff right from there. Anyway, we were leaving the restaurant.
It was fine. It was basically like glorified.
Like

Speaker 2 it was not good. Okay.
It was fine, but it was like, you know, for what I expected, overhyped. We're walking out, and I see Remy running around the grounds.

Speaker 1 The ratatouille. Ratatouille.

Speaker 2 There's a rat, but a cute, chic, friendly rat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, different than New York rat.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but way different. Oh,

Speaker 2 I saw him there. He must have just gotten off work.

Speaker 1 Love that. So that's who's currently inspiring you?

Speaker 2 Kind of. I just, yeah, it's about like simple things.
Like, I only cook with leeks now.

Speaker 1 Like, I, but got it. And what does a leek taste like? It's a

Speaker 2 big fat scallion.

Speaker 1 Green onion. Green, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like scallion cream cheese. Yeah.
Got it.

Speaker 2 Maybe I'll make, maybe when I get my pop-up bagel

Speaker 2 collab, I'll do a leak

Speaker 1 bagel. A baguette bagel with a leek cream cheese.
Well, Joey, I'm so glad to have you back. I love hearing about your tales around Europe.

Speaker 2 I've been so embraced by your community.

Speaker 1 They're the best. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 That's what every single co-host says. They say that like when they're out in the wild, people come up to them, always mention that they loved their episode of The Toast.

Speaker 1 And I just want to thank the listeners for like representing us well. Like it's really nice.
Everybody says it.

Speaker 1 It is a little, a little off-putting that i haven't had podcasts for 10 years and no one mentions my podcast that i've been doing um tirelessly you guys make sure to listen to joey's podcast it's a happening he hosts it with snookie yes and joey's also been instrumental i'm dying to get snookie on the toast and you're kind of like my in with her she's not so great with the phone but yeah because she's like she's hanging out with joe bros she's oh my god i saw her at the jonas brothers why were you oh you were you in paris I wasn't in Paris.

Speaker 2 She was up with her kids and stuff. So I was like, I know.

Speaker 1 She was the girl. I'm in on my bed.
And in every second,

Speaker 1 listen to you. And Snookie was the girl.
I loved that. Yeah.
She's so cool. She's so underratedly, like, so famous.

Speaker 2 That's a famous girl. She was at the New York Times recently.
She's

Speaker 1 embedded in American culture. Like, she's so, well, of course, but she's like for 20 years.
She's so iconic. I love her.
She loves you.

Speaker 1 You guys, I'm dying to get her on the toast. And if she comes, like, I'm not going to bother her with the fast five.
I'm going to do like a Diane Sawyer in-depth internet. I want to know everything.

Speaker 2 Can I be Chris Jenner in the corner with like my camera?

Speaker 1 Oh, you have to come.

Speaker 2 You have to come.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'll get jealous, though.

Speaker 1 we'll give you a little microphone i'll try to bum brush the stage i'll have the snur the snatched mic what's your name snatchler no the satchel you'll also have the hook like a drag shit's little name over there margo no but what is her what what was her name snitch snitch satchels we have so many snitch yeah satcheler remember she was allowed on the main stage but she would sit on the side like this yes with her little microphone that's gonna be you

Speaker 1 well joey we have a lot to dive into today it's wednesday i know you don't watch dancy with the stars but it was kind of a banner evening last night so we're gonna talk about it let's dive in joey are you ready for the past five stories that you need to know?

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Speaker 1 Remember when you were here last time, I was explaining how like Zach Efron refuses to participate in Dylan Efron's journey on Dancing with the Stars. He won't show up.
Chris Jenner was there.

Speaker 1 Everybody keeps showing up, keeps posting, and he won't go. Last night, he was there.

Speaker 1 Well, let me tell you, he posted on his Instagram, like a black screen with white text that says, Fire Fest. Text Dylan to 21523.
I am in a.

Speaker 1 So it's like, oh, someone's holding a gun to his head because he's been getting a lot of shit for not supporting his brother. And then five minutes later, they cut to him.
He's in the audience.

Speaker 1 The boy did did it. The boy did it.
He went, he supported, and he posted. And you know what?

Speaker 1 I feel like it really made a difference because Dylan was definitely on the chopping block last night and he did not go home.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, that's that. They wouldn't do that on the show.

Speaker 1 I think he got a lot of votes. Right.
He wouldn't do it when Zach Efron came. Now, what is

Speaker 2 Dylan Efron? Is he an actor?

Speaker 1 So, no, he's professionally Zach Efron's brother. Like, he got cast on a bunch of things as Zach Efron's brother.
And then he kind of became his own star.

Speaker 1 Yes. Well, it's giving the bonus Jonas.

Speaker 2 Oh, the bonus Jonas.

Speaker 1 He became famous from that. He won traders

Speaker 1 and then became a big star and now he's on dancing with the stars as dylan efron but he didn't get to being dylan efron without being zach efron's little bro got it i get it and then who's there's another person like that too frankie grande is a great comparison yeah

Speaker 1 um okay so he was there i i know you had some thoughts about i heard his look was different did he did the fillers go down so they definitely settled it was less severe he doesn't look like himself though yeah This is a trend with men in Hollywood right now.

Speaker 1 We've been talking a lot about Bradley Cooper's new face and how awful he looks. I love a weathered man.
Me too. And like, whatever happened, men have it so easy.

Speaker 1 Like, you get a gray hair and you're even hotter. Like, what are you doing? Stop trying to be girls.
Like, aging gracefully is your thing. Like, society has allowed you to do that.

Speaker 1 So you're going to get a facelift. Like, you know, Bradley Cooper went to Dr.
Steve Levine. He looks.
horrible. Right, right, right, right.

Speaker 1 He was arguably like one of the most handsome guys in the world. And look what he like.

Speaker 2 It's the cheek filler. It's a feminized cheek fill.
That's what it is. And then Zach Efron, it's like, I think he was trying to keep up with his persona of being this like cute, like

Speaker 2 a twinky, like collegiate little, you know. Little guy.
Yeah, like, like a teeny bopper. So he wants to keep that.
What, that, his, that thing's the business up.

Speaker 2 Well, he could have transitioned, like, you know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the jaw is bad. Right.
Now, I know you don't watch, so I just want to tell everyone I'm aware of the results of last night.

Speaker 1 Spoiler alert, Whitney got sent home, and I'm officially done with this show

Speaker 1 whitney levitt from secret lives of mormon wives like it's a competition show about who can dance the best and she's literally the best dancer and all you guys like let your feelings get in the way not me i voted for whitney and i continue to vote for whitney and she should have won um the fact that she didn't even make the finale like you're all a joke sorry that's awesome who is still in the running to be an America's next drag

Speaker 1 superstar Alex Earle

Speaker 1 Robert Irwin. Love him.

Speaker 1 Jordan Childs, gymnast, Olympias. Don't know her.
Dylan Efron, Zach's sister.

Speaker 1 And Elaine Hendrix, Hendrix, Meredith Blake from Parent.

Speaker 1 Last night was really like her time to go home. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just saying. But who went home? Whitney went home.

Speaker 1 Whitney went home. She was the best.
When did they make it to the finale? Four, and there's currently five left.

Speaker 2 So who do you think is going to go home? And why?

Speaker 1 Elaine. Yeah.
Because she's the worst.

Speaker 2 And who do you think is going to be the mirror ball? I'm going to say it's going to be the boy.

Speaker 1 Okay, so it feels like the network definitely wants him to win. His sister.

Speaker 2 The heartstrings. It's about his dead dad.

Speaker 1 Yes, the dead dad. It's also about the legacy.
Like, Bindy, his sister, was on like five years ago.

Speaker 1 She won five years ago. So they would be like the first siblings to win.
Robert was in the audience every week when he was like 10 years old, watching his sister.

Speaker 1 So I think it would be like a really beautiful full circle moment. Also, he's global, right? He's 21.
He has the most followers on the whole show.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So like, I think it would be great for the show.
Did you know that Prince William was on Dancing with the Stars last week? No. So

Speaker 1 Prince William.

Speaker 2 Oh, not Megan Margles.

Speaker 1 No, no, the real prince, like the future king. Oh.

Speaker 1 So Robert is like this huge global figure, and he was supposed to be at this like wildlife preservation event But he couldn't because he's still on dancing with the stars He said I thought I wouldn't make it.

Speaker 1 I would be able to brought it to him. So it's literally this event with Prince William Prince William sent a video.
Hey Robert, we love watching you on the show. We're so proud of you.

Speaker 1 Like we hope you win.

Speaker 2 Are they the same flavor or if one's Australian?

Speaker 1 One's Australian. Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But they sound alike.

Speaker 1 Erwin's Australian and then the other is a Brit.

Speaker 2 Well, that was like what an honor.

Speaker 1 It was an honor to be nominated. And so Zach Emphron like finally made it.
Can you?

Speaker 1 Here's the face, if you want to say and he was holding his little sister on his lap oh it's much better but he still he definitely still looks gay

Speaker 1 he looks like a wee hoe queen yeah it's just like it's not what it's not what I would have done for his look it's better it's much better yeah it's closer to the original face yeah and that's what you should how old is he is he is he our age

Speaker 1 he how old is he that's a great don't say our age i'm saying hexan could be your grandma don't say our age how old is zach efron let's see

Speaker 1 38 So he's your age. Okay, yeah.
How old are you? 48. 46.

Speaker 1 46? Yes. I thought you were like 41.
No, I'm 46.

Speaker 2 I'll be 47 January 3rd, 19.

Speaker 1 Your birthday's coming up.

Speaker 2 January 3rd, 2025. 26.
I'll be 47.

Speaker 1 Are you going to throw a party?

Speaker 2 Yes. Me and Cookie Tour so I made a party, actually.

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Speaker 2 I made you something. I think I want to be in Paris.

Speaker 1 Of course. You want to be home.
I want to be home. Home is where the heart is.
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 2 I want to tell you, Dancing good stars, if you had to put money on it. And then the second question,

Speaker 2 do

Speaker 2 well, who do you think is going to win?

Speaker 1 I think it could be Robert Irwin or Alex. Carol.

Speaker 2 Okay, that's what I think. Second thing, I was talking about this with my friend.

Speaker 2 Coming from a friend who's not me. It was Nicole.

Speaker 1 Sports betting background. You come from a sports betting background? Why did you get a job at Barcelona? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay. I'm saying, we were sitting in a casino.

Speaker 2 And we were just talking, and we're looking around. And now I don't want to like don't steal my idea because I have a patent in three countries

Speaker 2 they had girl gambling for girls. Yeah.
Like we would sit in around and like in the store.

Speaker 1 Do a parlay on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 2 Parlay on Dancing with the Stars on Rupulse Drag Race on the basketball.

Speaker 1 Oh, the competition series.

Speaker 2 Are we not, why isn't like DraftKings or whoever's or the other people

Speaker 2 on betting apps getting on a girl, a girl version of it and doing all these things. There's millions of money to be made.

Speaker 1 A drunk girl off Pino Grigio betting on who's going to go home on Dancing with the stars I completely agree and that's like over the summer when Love Island like took the world by storm all these bars started doing like love island night how you have like super bowl night where like all these girls would flood and watch it together order drinks yes we need to integrate sports culture into like feminine are you friends with anyone over there do you think that like anyone over where like you know who's the guy that's the shark tank so many which one i mean i did just have bethany franco she was a guest shark i saw that what did you make of it her episode took the world by storm i know i saw i love bethany franco she follows me on tick tock she is i I feel, misunderstood.

Speaker 1 I love her. I love her too.
I was shocked at how big of a reaction people had to her episode.

Speaker 2 Well, because it wasn't me. They're not comfortable with anyone

Speaker 1 besides me. It's so true.

Speaker 2 I mean, if that's what she is, she's a controversial, but you know, she, one thing she's not, she's not a fake bitch. She keeps it fucking real.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 2 I couldn't make it to her Scarface themed birthday party because I was abroad.

Speaker 1 Were you invited? I was. Were you invited? I was.

Speaker 1 Which is really nice. She mentioned it before the episode.
Like, oh, you should come to my birthday party if you're still here because I was in Florida.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, that's so nice I didn't expect her to like actually

Speaker 1 but then her publicist followed up and sent the invitation and I was gonna go but my flight was like super early the next morning.

Speaker 1 She's not getting ready, but you know Bethany, I'm sure she's watching.

Speaker 2 I'm just busy.

Speaker 1 It's okay.

Speaker 2 Is she coming to your dinner party on this weekend?

Speaker 1 I don't believe she's in town, but I'll throw her an invite.

Speaker 1 Okay, I want to talk about our next story because I just like

Speaker 2 nothing.

Speaker 1 And I don't even care about this next story, but I wanted to use that as a platform to hear your thoughts on Becca Bloom.

Speaker 1 Oh, so she's this influencer, a TikToker, who is just famous for being so wealthy. I believe her parents are like Chinese billionaires.
Like, I'm not entirely sure where their wealth comes from.

Speaker 2 She's the thief of it all.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So she's always getting on TikTok and just showing her life.
And like, you think we know rich, like we know, you know, girls with Birkins. This is next level.

Speaker 1 Like, Van Cleef invites her family to Paris and they pay for everything to like show the new collection. She wears

Speaker 1 200,000.

Speaker 1 She wears 200,000 dollar necklaces just to make a TikTok. She has a chef who makes quail eggs for her every morning.
She uses caviar as fault. Yeah, it's insane, this level of wealth.

Speaker 1 It's It's nothing we've ever seen. It's the definition of crazy rich Asians.
Yes. Now, she's found herself in a little bit of hot water.
She's clapping back.

Speaker 1 She did a video about equality.

Speaker 1 Oh, yemira. Yaimira.
Like, okay.

Speaker 1 That would just sort of be like me doing an episode on like health and wellness. You know what I mean? Like just a unique choice.

Speaker 2 He's doing money management things.

Speaker 1 So she discussed the difference between men and women,

Speaker 1 how her husband pays all the bills, which is just the bare minimum.

Speaker 1 She was met with criticism in the comment section, people claiming that she really shouldn't be making a video about equality due to the fact that like she lives on a different planet than us.

Speaker 1 She's known as the reigning queen of rich talk.

Speaker 1 She showcases her luxurious lifestyle and she said, Here's what men don't understand about equality. You think equality means splitting the bill?

Speaker 1 Women live in a society where equality has never existed in the first place. Women still only make 80% of what a man makes for the same full-time job.

Speaker 1 So when you ask for a 50-50 date, know that her 50%

Speaker 1 costs more than her income, than in her income than it does to yours. So when somebody commented, I will not be lectured on equality by this billionaire, not now, not ever.

Speaker 1 She clapped back with what I might say is kind of a sleigh of a response, right?

Speaker 1 When someone can't challenge the point, they challenge the existence of the person who made the point. Thanks for the case study.
Oh, damn.

Speaker 2 No, I don't know what that means, but I'm sure that was some kind of deep psychological.

Speaker 2 No, what she's saying is like, when somebody somebody doesn't like what you say but they can't like prove it wrong they'll just like attack you right well it's like well thanks but that's irrelevant like you didn't comment on what i actually said you're just commenting on the fact that you don't like me well i think my my my my take on this is if you're challenging her everyone is entitled to feel human and feel whatever and no matter what caliber you cali caliber you are in life in life if you're if you know if you're high income like her or middle income whatever as a as a woman or whoever whoever you're representing you should feel equal to whoever you want so in her her tax bracket, she shouldn't feel less of a woman or less as of a human or less as a, like if her husband isn't doing the dishes or whatever, or isn't pulling his weight around there, no matter what it entails,

Speaker 2 he's not pucking up the caviar off the table or picking up the diamonds off the floor. It's like

Speaker 1 somebody's got to do it.

Speaker 2 You have Ben's contact lenses. She has random diamonds on the ground.

Speaker 1 It does remind me of one of my favorite Olivia Jade quotes, if I might quote the great Olivia Jade.

Speaker 1 You're drowning in 60 feet of water. I'm drowning in 20 feet of water.
We're both drowning. We're both drowning, right? We're both going to die.
I like that better.

Speaker 2 I feel that's what it is about her. I mean, I think that everyone's, it's so easy to hate on her because she's has

Speaker 2 everything that would happen. You know, you know, I'm not trying to normalize that.
I mean, I'm just saying,

Speaker 2 even us rich people have feelings.

Speaker 1 Yes. That's kind of like what we want you guys to take away from today's episode.
Now, if you were this level of wealth, tell me how you would spend it.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't be on TikTok.

Speaker 1 That's for damn fucking sure.

Speaker 1 For damn, you would never.

Speaker 1 You guys, if I won the lottery, I would never tell anyone, but there would be signs. Yeah.
You would never fucking see me. You never see you again.
Literally, you would never see me again.

Speaker 1 What was the question? How would you spend your wealth if you were Becca Bloom's brother? Oh, I mean, similar.

Speaker 2 I mean, I travel.

Speaker 1 She does it well, honestly. The jewelry, the travel.

Speaker 2 Dude, I would do a lot more dinner parties.

Speaker 2 I would carefully have businesses. Like, I would say, like, you know, if I was rich, I'd have restaurants.
But like, at the action of it, it's like, it's a nightmare to.

Speaker 1 It's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 Running a restaurant, especially when you're trying to make money, not fun.

Speaker 2 It's not fun. So, I mean, I would do definitely definitely stuff in the food space, but you know, I would just, I would just live and share and

Speaker 2 enjoy. And B.

Speaker 1 I love it. I'd be still.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'd be quiet. Like, you would seriously never hear from me.

Speaker 1 Does Becca Bloom watch the program? No, I haven't heard much about Becca Bloom.

Speaker 2 I can see her being a toaster.

Speaker 1 I actually can't. I also heard something about Becca Loom.
I heard that she's actually not that wealthy.

Speaker 1 That's what I heard too. You did? Although, I don't know how that's going to be.
That's going to be possible with her. Let's hate on her.

Speaker 1 Right. Like, we're so jealous.

Speaker 1 it's cheaper i just don't know how that's what somebody told me and the person who told me it was like extremely legitimate like it was a really good source so if she is that's even better that's you know cool funnier that she's like she's tricking everyone right like cosplaying as this billionaire because she did this video like oh me and david went to go tour houses today here's the ones we saw here's what we liked what we didn't like and i swear to god like it was a joke like it couldn't have been real what does her husband do is is he he has a job like a finance job like he does really well not even comparable to her her family's the rich family yes and i think she now makes a living as a content creator because she got married and she did a whole Lancome partnership.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. Sorry, or as you Parisian would say, Lancome.

Speaker 2 Lancome. Lancome.
Perry.

Speaker 1 Perry.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. You did not just burp on my podcast.
I didn't burp.

Speaker 2 I would clear my throat. You burped.
No, I didn't burp. I would have made it much louder.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like you actually would have. I love that.
Yeah. Our next story, I normally don't care about wood and shoes, but I do feel like you might have a personal connection.

Speaker 1 Zach Bryan says he's been sober for the last two months. He made a candid post about his mental health.

Speaker 1 He said, I just want to say that this is okay to be weak and need help sometimes i get we knew that like welcome to the party um he says he's sober well good for him now you were at barstool yes during a lot of that drama yeah what was it like i mean i've i've had a few encounters with him you have they've all have been the same negative just messy yeah he's he's just he's a a loose cannon where did you interact with him i'm shocked parties um on the phone face timing um

Speaker 2 apartment at his apartment and what was the vibe there the vibe is always like

Speaker 2 like waiting for a bomb to go off you were so scared all the time like he like he like i think the first interaction with him was he thought i was hitting on brianna like he didn't know who i was l ol and he was like immediately threatened yeah immediately threatened like the attitude and she's like this is joey and they're like or me and my i think me and my boyfriend were talking to her oh good and he was like who are these two guys like you know whatever and like he like freaked out like on her and she's like these are joey i work with him and this is his gay boyfriend right you're not gay presenting, yeah.

Speaker 1 Thank you. You and um, Brian Kelly, yeah, I when I met Brian, I was when he told me he was gay, I think my jaw hit the floor.
I was like, You're lying, I have no fucking idea. I know, so we

Speaker 2 that's a crazy story, yeah, hot water, and then he was like, Something gotten.

Speaker 2 Um, he had all his dogs there, and I was like, and they were like, dogs were like eating things off the table, off the pool table. There was like a spread out where was this?

Speaker 2 This was at like he like rented out this like pool hall

Speaker 1 to have like a little extra part of the party.

Speaker 2 So it was like, you know, we had

Speaker 2 signed NDAs going in. You did.

Speaker 2 Is this making the NDA

Speaker 1 about the dogs?

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 2 and like, I was like, you know, getting the dogs down. So, like, and then he thought I was like reprimanding his dog.
So, I think he yelled at me.

Speaker 2 He was like, Oh, I guess I can't take care of my own fucking dogs or whatever. And like, he's like yelled at me.
I was like, relax. I'm trying to make sure he doesn't eat an onion and die.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 That's a crazy story.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was just always like

Speaker 2 a tea kettle ready to press.

Speaker 1 Right. Like, not welcoming and warm and gracious.
He wouldn't be a good dinner party host.

Speaker 2 Probably not. But so, I mean, I guess I think that's the first step.

Speaker 1 It's sobriety. Yeah.
While this is great, I welcome any toxic male who wants to undo.

Speaker 1 I don't.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 I don't think the straight fan, straight male fans of his care about his bad behavior.

Speaker 1 They don't give a fuck. They don't care.

Speaker 2 They actually, I think they prefer it.

Speaker 1 And the problem is, I forget who was on the... That's scary for us to society.

Speaker 2 That's why I left America.

Speaker 1 That is why you left America. You're like one of those,

Speaker 1 who was it, Ellen, who said, like, if Trump gets elected, she's leaving.

Speaker 1 You're leaving. I'm leaving.
But it's because that guy is so broad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right. And I won't stand for the patriarchy.
Did you see your fellow expats abroad?

Speaker 1 I don't know what that is. Expat is somebody who leaves America and like lives in a different country.
Oh, no. An expatriate.

Speaker 2 I was the only one.

Speaker 1 Right. Yeah.
If you could live somewhere else, like a different country. I think it would be Paris.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 I've been to Italy a ton of times and it's lovely, but I can't.

Speaker 1 It didn't transform you in the way they did it.

Speaker 2 It didn't transform you the way it did. Maybe it's the Parisian fragrance.
Maybe it's just the grounds.

Speaker 1 Maybe it's just where you're meant to be.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I had no idea. Maybe I want to get a 23andMe and see if

Speaker 1 I was full on. Oh, maybe that's what it is.
You were connecting to like a family history you didn't know you had.

Speaker 2 Or maybe it's the high fat content in their butter.

Speaker 1 Yeah. How much better is Parisian butter than like kerrygold? You know, I mean, Lando Lakes is good.

Speaker 2 Land of Lakes, no, but Kerrygold is good.

Speaker 1 What's your American butter brand of choice?

Speaker 2 Kerrygold, but it's Irish.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's sold in America.

Speaker 2 I mean, yeah, I buy that one. I buy the Kerrygold, salted and unsalted.

Speaker 1 I have no need for unsalted butter. I just need to say, like, it's disgusting.
Do you have a butter bell?

Speaker 1 I do not. I have like a butter dish, but not a butterbell.

Speaker 2 Maybe there'll be a hostess gift this weekend.

Speaker 1 Do you need a butter? I have a butterbell. You're kidding.

Speaker 2 But I do have to go through my needs in case for the next round of

Speaker 1 gifting.

Speaker 1 Yes. Okay, so we have list off some things you're currently in need of.

Speaker 2 Well, should I shout out who reached out for?

Speaker 1 I actually would love to know who you got gifting from after. I know you got a ton of Minki Couture.

Speaker 2 Minkature. Have you noticed my hair looks any better?

Speaker 1 Neutrophil?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 Bigamore?

Speaker 1 Living Proof. Okay.

Speaker 2 Living Proof Girl sent over a bag.

Speaker 2 Ring Concierge.

Speaker 1 The best. Yes.

Speaker 2 What did you get? I haven't gotten anything yet.

Speaker 2 They still in the DMs and they never replied.

Speaker 2 So I'll be waiting for that call after

Speaker 1 this afternoon.

Speaker 2 Timex.

Speaker 1 Watches. Sniff.

Speaker 2 Sniff is the best.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sniff.

Speaker 2 I'm still waiting for Lemmy. Where's your friend Simon?

Speaker 1 That's so funny because I actually heard from him after the last episode. They loved the sniff shout out.
Well, I want

Speaker 1 me, let's see.

Speaker 2 I got sleeping pills. I need GLP ones.

Speaker 2 I need all the gummies. I need a Lemmy Purr, Mama.

Speaker 2 Who else?

Speaker 2 I don't want to forget anyone.

Speaker 1 Right, you have time to thank your sponsors.

Speaker 2 Thank you for my sponsors. But yeah, I just love, and I'm honest with things.

Speaker 2 You can't buy me.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? I can be bought.

Speaker 2 Well, no, I can definitely be bought, but I'll still, I really find the good in it, even if I, even if I originally didn't like that.

Speaker 1 You're an optimist.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, I think that,

Speaker 2 I think, no, I really do love all the things I got.

Speaker 1 I love that. And I wouldn't share without you.
Well, I can't wait to hear what you're going to come back, obviously, one more time, probably, before maternity.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 Can we get her? How she had the baby?

Speaker 1 She did.

Speaker 2 Do you know what it is?

Speaker 1 Are you allowed to say? It's a boy.

Speaker 2 What's oh, can't you say the name?

Speaker 1 She hasn't said the name yet, but I can tell you afterwards. How exciting.
Yeah, really thrilling. She's doing really well.
Third baby.

Speaker 2 Third. Did she just fall out at that point?

Speaker 1 No, actually. Oh, God.
It came pretty hard to her. Make sure to listen to Jackie's birth story, now available on the Patreon.
Oh.

Speaker 1 What was your birth story? Do you know? Were you born via C section? Were you born? Just regular.

Speaker 2 Just regular.

Speaker 1 Epidural, natural.

Speaker 2 Natural? No, I don't remember. It was in the 70s.
I don't think... Did they have anything then? They did.
They did have the.

Speaker 2 Me and my sister were all born in the same room.

Speaker 2 What? I guess she had like a lucky

Speaker 1 room that she had all the birds. Hospital room.
Hospital room. I thought you meant like in your living room.
Yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 She free birthed.

Speaker 1 She free bleed.

Speaker 2 Do you know what free bleeding is?

Speaker 1 Of course I know what free bleeding is. Do you?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know what it is. I would say, like, do you do that?

Speaker 1 No, I don't. either.

Speaker 1 Actually, Susie Weiss, who was the co-host on Monday, she's like a culture reporter. She's always writing about like different interesting things going on in culture.

Speaker 1 And she was telling me before the episode that something she's, she just wrote a piece on or she's currently writing a piece on is free birthing.

Speaker 2 That's just letting it fly out?

Speaker 1 That's like going into the woods and just like... You know what? Yeah, nuts.

Speaker 1 But it's like a cult.

Speaker 2 That reminds me when I had to, I forgot a dog, a poop bag the other day and I had to pick up my dog shit with a leaf. It's like...

Speaker 1 Wait, that's insane. Cause like, call me crazy.
If I forget a poop bag that's just sort of like the streets problem not mine i'm in the public eye honey um

Speaker 1 also yeah let me beast i haven't i haven't walked my dog in who walks it ben it's seriously not my problem

Speaker 2 does he ever go do you have a place you have an area for him to go in the house if he needs to no i have the out on the out my outdoor terrace i have like the patch of brass yeah he goes on that or he'll go i have a weebie pad in the bedroom but sometimes it's like

Speaker 1 sometimes you just can't get up i i feel that wholeheartedly i just want to circle back i'm really impressed that you will pick up your dog shit with a leaf.

Speaker 1 Like you're a really, like a good community member. That's what a good community member is.

Speaker 2 But you know what I won't do is when there's a, there's around my block of my house, there's these violent attacking signs everywhere.

Speaker 1 Piss, cock, kills, plants, curb your dog.

Speaker 2 They're everywhere.

Speaker 1 Yes, curb your dog.

Speaker 2 All over the place. And, you know, I can't, there's, if that's, if I follow those rules, there would be nowhere for the dog to pay.
So it's like. Right.

Speaker 1 So you just sort of have to

Speaker 1 go, oh, come over here. Free yourself from the shackles of the signs.

Speaker 2 It's like the winter is here. Relax.

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Speaker 1 Okay, our fourth story is a little awkward daytime situation. Mink Kelly was on Jenna Bush Hager's show, Jenna and Friends.
She was hosting with Olivia Munn.

Speaker 1 They asked her a question about her boyfriend, who is the Imagine Dragons lead singer, Dan Reynolds, extremely good looking. Oh, that's one of those top-offs.
Yeah, always with his top-off.

Speaker 1 And it was so awkward. So she basically like shut down.
It was an innocent question.

Speaker 1 Jenna Bush was like, you know, you shared on Instagram that you have this like huge love in your life and we're so happy for you. Like, do you want to talk about your relationship?

Speaker 1 And Minka Kelly was like. She like made this face.
She was like, ah,

Speaker 1 yeah. I mean, and I like that Jenna Bush Hager like did not let her.
She was like, oh, so you don't want to talk about it?

Speaker 2 Did Jenna deliver it as an accusatory thing?

Speaker 1 No, it was so lovely. She was referencing this post on Instagram that Minka Kelly had shared about how, you know, this man in her life has healed wounds that he didn't inflict.

Speaker 1 Like really beautiful stuff. So she just was talking about it.
It's like the Today Show. It's like not hard-hitting journalism.
So you're talking about your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 She wasn't talking about that. Did you get Spread Eagle the other night and like slammed?

Speaker 1 It's like, she said, talk about your relationship if you feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 She shot back in her seat. She appeared really shocked.
And she said, yeah, it's really beautiful.

Speaker 2 Do you think that she was taken back back because it wasn't a pre-approved question? Perhaps it's the Wendy Williams of it all.

Speaker 1 But like you said, it wasn't a pre-approved question about like the war in Ukraine. Right.
It was like a softball question about something. Something you just posted.
Yeah, right. Five minutes ago.

Speaker 1 So weird. He's hot.

Speaker 2 Oh my gosh. So the gays love him.
Do they?

Speaker 1 I thought he was gay. He wears.
Just because he's always taking a shirt off.

Speaker 2 But he doesn't stop there. He puts these slutty little shorts on with his whole hat.

Speaker 1 Tiny shorts.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. And he's always sweating and perfectly tanned.

Speaker 1 And chiseled, like extremely chiseled. French guys.
We've been together for a while.

Speaker 2 French guys are so different.

Speaker 1 Right, right.

Speaker 1 French guys. Did you meet anyone?

Speaker 1 Oh, are you in an open relationship? No, no.

Speaker 1 What do you mean, me, sicko? It's very common in your community. No, no, no, no, no.
Almost all the, actually, not all. I'd rather.

Speaker 1 A lot of gay people I know are, you would, because you couldn't handle it.

Speaker 2 It's just not my thing.

Speaker 1 I'm shocked by that. Yeah.
Actually, you're very like an old school guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I'm kind of private in a way. I mean, I'm

Speaker 2 a public, private person.

Speaker 2 No, that's not for me.

Speaker 1 I mean, I could never handle it only because I'm like so insecure and jealous.

Speaker 2 Do you know that? Is my boyfriend Janey someone else that you know about?

Speaker 1 No, no. I didn't see him on Grindr.

Speaker 1 So, no. Oh, your sister has Grinder.
I have Grinder. Oh, Jackie has Grinder, right? Because of the socks.
Right.

Speaker 1 All right, are you ready for our fifth and final story? Which I feel like is news that actually like affects you and my husband. Oh, my God.
Exclusively.

Speaker 1 Erewhon is launching in New York City with smoothies for delivery.

Speaker 1 So November 19th, just was, what, five days ago, the Erewhon California Bates Grocery is launching kind of in New York City, but with a twist.

Speaker 1 Its first New York location is exclusively on delivery through Uber Eats and Postbates.

Speaker 1 So fans who live within a one-mile radius of West Village can order up to five Erewhon 20-ounce blends from the tonic bar inside Kiff. So it's like so fake.

Speaker 1 It's like a bar inside a store on Uber Eats.

Speaker 2 But it's a private store. You can't shop at that store.
I thought inside a members club. You can't go in.

Speaker 1 in is it members club right so it's is it a members club it's

Speaker 1 kith ivy i think kith ivy is a private members club well they're serving the strawberry glaze which is the hailey bieber smoothie but they took her name off it i know malbumango coconut cloud and vanilla matcha and then the peanut butter blast smoothie um will not be included due to sources saying there was an issue which one won't be included the peanut butter blast have you had an airwan smoothie no i have i i've had airwhan before but i think when i was it was when they first like opened i guess and not not first opened, but I think smoothies weren't the thing.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 1 It is shocking that Erewhon hasn't opened a New York location. Like, I know it's so L.A.
What people always say, like, blank is the Erewhon of New York City.

Speaker 1 Butterfields, what do you think is the Erewhon of New York City? They say Butterfield. They say, have you been to the Kochi Grocer? I was just saying Orchery or Orchestra's.
Ori's.

Speaker 1 I think Ori's is it.

Speaker 1 If you know, you know. I think it is too.
And they do have a smoothie bar. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do they have sushi there?

Speaker 1 I think they do. They do.
They have pre-made sushi. They have a sandwich bar.
They have a bagel bar. They have a coffee bar.
They have ice cream.

Speaker 2 You know, where do I? I love Eli's.

Speaker 1 Eli's baby.

Speaker 2 Eli's is very like, if you want to spend $25 on a cucumber, go to Eli's.

Speaker 1 If you want like a $45 loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 And it's just different things. I mean, there they're like, they're selling like organic, like, sugar that was derived from someone's asshole, like some monkey's asshole, whatever it is.

Speaker 2 They're like, everything's so, there's such a story behind getting like little things and like a bottle of water that's $100.

Speaker 2 There's like, there's expensive things everywhere in New York, but it's like... What there's nothing comparable to that because that's much more like tree hugging, I think, Erewhon.

Speaker 1 And I just want to say, I just went to Erewhon. I was in LA like last month and it it was the first time I ever really shopped there, walked around, and

Speaker 1 it's just a grocery store. I don't know how to tell people that.

Speaker 2 You took a shit there.

Speaker 1 Tell me more about that.

Speaker 1 In your pants or?

Speaker 2 No, in the ladies' room.

Speaker 1 With you, you do have to.

Speaker 2 I always have to go to the bathroom. Yeah.
I took a shit. Erewhon,

Speaker 2 just, I forget what happened. I think I was like, I think, and I had to drive there.
They had to like go. I think I went to the, I left there.

Speaker 2 And I got back in the car. I was like, I'm not going to make it home.
So I have to go back.

Speaker 2 So I have to get back out of the car, go back in the airwonne, and I had to use the ladies' room in there and how were the facilities not not good and I feel like they don't have paper towels they have like the air dry yeah yeah I had to free free dry now what is

Speaker 1 we're free bleeding

Speaker 2 I had to shake I choose a leaf that I put my dog

Speaker 1 right right now what is your ideal public restroom oh single stall paper towel like tell me everything automatic flush I enjoy a handicapped bathroom or

Speaker 2 a non-I love a non-gendered bathroom right it's called like an all-gender family bathroom gender-neutral bathroom because it it has a sink in there. The door closes.
It's a full private thing.

Speaker 2 I could take my top, you can take my top off if I need to. Right.
I can wash myself, like wash my face, like do whatever I need to do in there.

Speaker 2 If I can't have that, I do like, you know, like the Delta Lounge bathroom where there's totally the floor.

Speaker 1 Door, the door, yeah. Okay, I love the Delta Lounge.
I actually think that's the best public bathroom. Yeah.
Not even Delta, all like luxury premium airport lounges.

Speaker 1 They have like designer soap and moisturizer. They have paper towels.

Speaker 2 Grown Athemus.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They also sometimes have real towels, not paper towels.
And then the doors that like really close. And I love when the lock says when you lock it,

Speaker 2 occupy. Or there's a little light above it saying, don't come in here.

Speaker 1 I'm shitting. Because you want to know what? While I love an all-gender, like those big family bathrooms, I get really paranoid because the toilet is really far away from the door.

Speaker 1 That like if somebody walks in, you can't cover yourself enough.

Speaker 2 You can't kick the door. I'd be like, wait.
So you're there, especially if you're wearing a jumper. I was doing a romper once.
It's

Speaker 1 like, dude, yeah. Like, I just really get actually anxiety.
I'd rather be in a small stall than like one of those big, because when it's on the other side, I feel so vulnerable. Right.

Speaker 1 So I think that the Delta Sky Lounge bathroom is my idea of a perfect public restroom. Right.

Speaker 2 If Delta's watching, I'd like to be a 360 member, please. You and everyone else.
Katherine McMahon has got the

Speaker 1 job. How? Sorry.

Speaker 1 You know how hard it is to get Delta 360, right? Like you actually, you actually have to get it. I just mentioned it here.

Speaker 2 If you're going to get it anywhere, it's going to be here on the toes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, for sure. But if we're just like giving them out, like me first.

Speaker 2 How many people get them?

Speaker 1 Like not many.

Speaker 1 like a black card kind of i feel like it's probably easier to get a black card card i do not oh you know it's five thousand dollars a year for a credit card you have to pay the credit card company five thousand dollars you do mine went up this year yes they all are constantly going up 5 000 now i know it's like too much wait circling back to oh this is a question i was gonna ask you where's the craziest place you've ever pooped i i mean the uber is definitely number one but maybe oh right i forgot about your famous mall should see me

Speaker 1 seriously and by the way i just want to say if people are new to the toast or new to Joey and have not watched his episode called Maul Sashimi, it was Jackie's first maternity leave.

Speaker 1 It's in our old studio. After you're done with this episode, go treat yourself.
I believe the episode is titled Maul Sashimi with Joey Camasta.

Speaker 2 Oh, I was trying to, I was doing an influencer scam at the Bolin Branch trying to get free sheets, and then I treated myself to some sashimi at the mall.

Speaker 2 But I don't know. I mean, I can go anywhere.
I don't have that problem.

Speaker 1 Me neither. Me neither.
And when I hear people talk about that, I'm like, that sucks. Yeah.
And I'm also like a quick pooper. I can make people like in and out.

Speaker 1 when I go to the bathroom, the time that it takes like a really slow person to pee, I can poop.

Speaker 2 Do you know that am I at home in Paris? Do you have to pay a Euro to shit in public?

Speaker 1 Okay. So I've actually been to Bogota, Colombia.

Speaker 1 Amigara. Yeah, I mean, we were all out at like, you know, walking around, whatever, and I had to go to the bathroom and I had to poop.
And I was. You didn't have any shekels with you? I was in hell.

Speaker 1 So first of all, yes, it was like a paid public restroom, which I don't mind because if I have to pay, I'm going to assume that it's well-maintained, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And not only was it not well-maintained, I don't know if any of you guys have ever been to anything like this, where it's not a toilet.

Speaker 1 It's like a hole in the floor.

Speaker 2 Oh, I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 I wish, I would love to know if I have a picture of it. Of course not.

Speaker 1 I was petrified. You squat.
You squat over.

Speaker 2 That's a very Eastern thing. They do that in Asia a lot.

Speaker 1 And then a lot of times I feel like, where was I most recently? Was I in Portugal, something? She's named dropping.

Speaker 1 Where there was like, we were in a bar and we were like blackout and we go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 The bathroom is like, it's like a gen, it's like an all-gender, one stall, but there's two toilets like next to each other.

Speaker 2 Is there a door that shuts?

Speaker 1 No, no, it's just like two toilets randomly. Oh my God, also, has anybody ever, remember the club, Paul's Casablanca? Yes.
The toilet downstairs, they had like two toilets in one stall.

Speaker 1 You could like sit next to your best friend pooping. Like, I actually, it's insane.
I pee next to Margo like many times. That's insane.

Speaker 2 Even if your girlfriend's in there, it's fine.

Speaker 1 That's fun. And if we're all just peeing, it's fine.

Speaker 2 Or the standard. They have that one thing.

Speaker 1 Is it the standard or the boom boom room?

Speaker 1 The boom boom room. They had that weird toilet.

Speaker 1 It's just sitting right there yes and they also have the toilet that like looks out on new york city which is a paringy place to take a yeah it is um i realized the craziest place i took a and and and the most

Speaker 2 also the most like um high end i took a the vatican it was a holy

Speaker 2 I took a shit at the Vatican.

Speaker 1 It's not that crazy.

Speaker 2 Then I had to do a re-wipe at a gelato cart

Speaker 2 in the peninsula because I had to, you know, I had to get like napkins from a gelato cart and have my father block me with

Speaker 1 bags. So that's like the weird thing about like, you

Speaker 1 sightseeing, right? Like these old historic, you know, like Sistine chapels.

Speaker 1 But they're made for tourists. Like they have bathrooms.
Like it's just weird.

Speaker 1 Wow, the Vatican. That's a good one.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 1 I have a picture of it.

Speaker 2 The poop? Of me on the toilet in the Vatican.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess like I would take a picture too because

Speaker 1 that's crazy.

Speaker 1 I just don't want to let you go even though we did get through the five shows.

Speaker 2 Can I say something? I do get jealous when there's other hosts.

Speaker 1 Okay, who are you most threatened by?

Speaker 2 Bethany, obviously, because

Speaker 1 you should have just been happy for me because that was a huge gift for me.

Speaker 2 If I didn't love Justin Sylvester, I would have been threatened by him, but I love him so much.

Speaker 2 I've interviewed him before. He was fabulous.

Speaker 2 You know what? No one really, it's just like,

Speaker 2 and when I read comments, it's like, you know,

Speaker 2 I count comments.

Speaker 1 And you see, they're always asking for you.

Speaker 2 I get the most, most countries.

Speaker 1 You do. You do.
You do. So I'm just saying.
I will have you back for sure. Please, before she leaves.
After Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You're not getting another baby soon, are you?

Speaker 1 how long do you have to wait in between so because I had a c-section and because I'm morbidly obese like I do need to wait even though it was up to me I'd be pregnant right now so I'm saying are you gonna do are you gonna do your ozepic journey or you're gonna wait until you have the next baby I don't know I don't know I would I would I would just get them all out I know but it's like not great to get pregnant at like a like an unhealthy weight which I'm currently at

Speaker 2 yeah do you

Speaker 2 how many do you want like a hundred yeah like dalmatians yeah like the dalmatians are you watching all's Fair?

Speaker 1 No, I'm not. I'm not.
I thought you were all Her Fault. Are you watching All Her Fault? The Peacock Show? Siobhan from Succession? No.
Is it funny? It's the best show. No, it's like a drama.

Speaker 1 The kid goes in and saying it's like everyone's talking about it. It's so good.

Speaker 2 Oh, I have to sit down and watch it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not watching All's Fair, although I'm like following the fanfare.

Speaker 2 You know what?

Speaker 2 It's a show for the gays. It's full flaggotry.

Speaker 1 It's camp.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's camp.

Speaker 1 We're looking camp right in the eye. Oh, what do you make of the Mechala theme?

Speaker 2 I was just going to say.

Speaker 1 Costume. Costume.
What do you think?

Speaker 1 think isn't jeff bezos did he buy it yes lauren and jeff bezos are the sponsors so like they're really paying for the event so that's kind of check it a mech al sponsored by amazon i know well it's not amazon it's them personally which is even crazier i need that yes we're going to invite then of course and that's why people are saying now they understand why her wedding was covering vogue and why she didn't cover a bug i love it you know what money talks money talks and here i am i know um i love it i think costume i think it's gonna you know it's just it's opens opens up.

Speaker 2 It's ridiculous as it is. The Meckel is, it's a ridiculous spectacle as it is.
Why not make fun of the celebrities, put them in bird feathers, and fucking have them look ridiculous.

Speaker 2 So glad we need content as comedians.

Speaker 1 Correct. You know what I mean? Joey, this is not the last.
It's not a goodbye. It's not the last of me.
It's a see you later.

Speaker 2 It's see you later.

Speaker 2 We're going to put my address in the bottom here, my Parisian address.

Speaker 1 Your P.O. box.
My P.O. box.
Send me anything you like.

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