Bonnie Nuit with Joey C: Tuesday December 2nd, 2025

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It's Jackson Claude, and we're your host.

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I sound amazing.

Welcome back to the toast and happy.

Okay, it's only Tuesday. Hope everybody's having a great day.
I am because I'm joined, sorry, or should I said, bonnui millennials. Bonjour.
Bonjour.

I am joined in Sudio today by a berette wearing looking like, what's that book? Madeline? Yeah. Madeline, little French girl.
That's what you look like. That's me.
Yeah. Hi, Joe.

Bonjour, bonjour. Au voir.
Wait, I was like, um, do you speak French? Well, no la Piui. I can get by, but no, I don't.
Like when you were in Paris, were you able to speak a language at all?

Well, the thing is, if you mumble and just kind of like grunt a little bit, it just works out. And if you have a cigarette in your hand, you're good.
Yeah, and just keep mumbling.

It's day 24 of Jackson Claude on vacation. It is Jackson Claude on vacation.
And Joey is, what is this, your third or fourth? Third for Jackson maternity leave.

So that's why I wanted to ask you: when do I start getting my benefits?

Because I have a tickle in my throat. Yeah, of course.
You know, I'm also feeling like you got me sick, actually. I'm also feeling a little tickle.

You let them just know to think about you, someone we've never spoken about on the show. Oh, God.
How many tattoos do you have? Oh, I have several. I think I have like eight, eight or nine.

You're such an interesting person. Well,

I'm like a leak. there's there's very there's layers many layers um this is my first one this is what um

it's just my last name and it's the heart of jesus a love are you a religious person no i wasn't but at the time it was like it was the thing it was it was in brooklyn it was in the early 2000s it was like like a very like that was cool

yeah and then this is the same thing with the hunter remember those like the lodge vibes and everything had like everything

oh you literally have like a deer yeah what is that no is that a deer what is it yeah but then i realized it looks like the um jaegermeister symbol show it to me like like this. I can't really see it.

Oh, that's really beautiful. Oh, not a gun.
You have a gun.

I have a big pistol on my arm, too. Are you a gun owner, Joe? I'm part of the NRA, believe it or not.

No, I don't have a gun because, you know, if I already said this, you know, it's dark for this early morning, but I would definitely off myself if I had a gun. So

I can't have it in the house. Oh, yeah, just one bad day, looking Chubby in the mirror, and it'll be over.

I can't do it. I mean, you know, I would love to be able to protect myself in a harmful situation.
Right, but you will be in danger to yourself. Oh, that's terrible.
My interceptor, once again.

And once again, your interstaboteur

rearing her ugly head. I can't with you.
You look amazing in a beret. I just want to say.
Well, you know, I'm growing my hair out, and I've had some feedback, some pushback from loved ones.

I've always had a short, but like a little, you know, a little pixie cut, like a little buzz cut fade thing. But then after the hand transplant, I was like, you know what? If I got it, flaunt it.

A hundred percent. And I was never able to have luscious locks.
I mean, I don't want to like, you know, grow out where people are having, you know, trans rumors about me, but I want to

have some like flow back. Like, you know, I want leading man hair.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, Matthew McConaughey hair, just like, you know, it's a little bit like pushed back, rugged, a little wavy, tossed. Um, so I just want to say, as a loved one, I am going to give you pushback.

Like, I don't love that journey for you. Okay, a lot of people don't.
I don't. My boyfriend already told me he's, I just sent him a picture the day.
I was feeling myself feeling really cute.

And he's like, he's like, you need a haircut. I was like, I'm growing it out.
No. Remember growing your hair out for prom?

It is such a core, like, niche thing. For prom? Back at that, but that was for extensions.
I had like really, really long hair my whole life. Yeah.
Like to my butt crack.

And my hair at prom, insert photo here, it was so sick.

Like down to my ass crack, beach waves. And then I had this little fishtail braid like hook in the back.
What color did you wear? Black, of course, because I like had a fat arm. Oh.
Yeah. What color?

What did you wear to prom?

I wore like a 1970s like disco style out. I had

bleached blonde hair and I had this like suit. My tuxedo jacket had had a zipper, and then I had this collar, a fly collar that was open, like big and white, like wide.

And most importantly, who did you go with? Michelle Marola. And were you out? Oh, yes.

I had a full set of acrylics and lip gloss on. And so you and Michelle went as friends.
We went as friends, yeah. And what is Michelle up to now? Oh, she's married.
She has three kids.

She comes over all the time. Oh, that's actually so sweet.
I love that journey from Michelle. Yeah, yeah.
Michelle's amazing. Amazing.
So, yeah, that's that. But yeah, back to growing my hair out.

I just want to be able to, once it's there, I trust me, it'll be good. Yeah.
But it's the growing out phase. That's why I have to wear this hat.

Do you mind removing the hat just so I can evaluate where we're at?

I can't believe that, by the way, your hair looks amazing. Like you would never know that it's plugs.
Oh, thank you. I just had it dyed by Rita Hazan.

You had it dyed by Rita Hazan. Okay, like that was not English.
I was able to translate for the listeners, though. And I just want to say, I stand by that I think you should cut your hair.

I'm with your boyfriend. What have you? I'm not into the long hair.
It's not long hair. It's just, it's just like hair.
I'm not into it.

Do you want me to do an AI photo and send it to you later? One of my favorite things to do is make AI photos, like trying on new hairstyles. Oh, I know.
I do it all the time. What app do you use?

I have Gemini. Oh, wow.
I'm a chat girl. I have ChatGBT too, but she's like, she's more for like making

menus and like invitations and things. Yep.
Because her pictures, she always makes me a cartoon. So she always makes me a cartoon, too.
Do you pay for premium chat?

Yes, but not the big one, not the biggest one. The biggest one's like $127 a month.
You know, I do what is it, like $19? Yeah, it's like $20 a month. That's just enough.
To get pictures.

Yeah, but then Gemini does the good pictures. That's when you say, like, oh, there's like a homeless man in my living room.

That's the one that you can get to like, and now people are using it for like gangbangs and stuff. Right, of course.
How are people using Gemini for gangbangs? Oh, to generate images.

I'm just saying, there's like, make like 50 guys in a line next to my bed.

And so, by people doing that, do you mean you? I haven't done it yet, but it's like girls trying to get a rise out of the boyfriend. Or their mom.

Or their mom sending it to the sister sending it to the mom. Carol's in the other room with a bang bang.
I love that. Yeah.
Now, you hosted Thanksgiving at your home. It looked beautiful.

I saw you stuck to your word of a red table. I did.
I also noticed some similarities between family members. I was

not only the Brussels sprout salad that came out of nowhere. Did you notice that?

I did notice that, but I did notice that you and Jackie had similar tablescapes. Similar tablescapes.
And I never knew she had such a beautiful dining room. That curved wall.
Very beautiful.

The round table. With the round table and the round

curtains. Stunning.
So, and I did get a lot of comments that Jackie copied your table. And while she probably did, I do think it's important for everyone to know.

We got most of the tablescape items at at HomeGoods. We've logged the experience and HomeGoods was pretty crappy, I'm not going to lie.
And so we just took what we could get, which was red. Yeah.

It's on trend. It's, it was the, it was the

Pantone color. Thank you very much.
It was the Pantone color of the month.

I picked it up. I made it up.
I don't know if it was. But everyone, and even Hoda, Hoda and Kathy and Hoda, whoever they were, at the Thanksgiving Day parade had similar florals to this.

Did you watch the parade? It was on in the background as I was preparing the home. Yes, of course.

It's just background fodder. It's background noise.
Did you enjoy? I didn't really see anything, but I know that there was, everyone was spooked out by

that girl, Taylor Mumson. She showed up as a goff, as a

spooky guy.

She was originally the. She's a little girl in the group.

Cindy Luhu. And she sings, Where Are You, Chris? Now, in her later years.
Tara was like, Where are you, Meisler Water? Trying to get that eyeliner cleaned up, mama.

In later years, she, of course, is Jenny from Gossip Girl, but she also started and currently participates in some sort of like rock band.

So in a, I think, a form of taking her power back from like childhood trauma, she decided to release a version of Where Are You Christmas, like Screamo. Oh.
So that's what she was doing at the parade.

Where are you, Chris?

I saw her at the VMAs and I was frightened. You saw her in person? Yeah, in person.
She was next to me.

Yeah, a fun fact about you is that you go to the VMAs pretty much every year due to your close proximity to MTV star, Snookie. Spooky, yeah.
I do. And what is that like? And again, that was over.

I wore red that.

I was setting the chone for the table there as well. I wore all red and burgundy chicken.
Oh, so setting the chone. Yeah, I love that.
It was like Project Rose, my own version of Project Rose. Yeah.

Would you ever? Okay, what's a reality show? And that's actually a great segue to our first story, which I feel like nobody cares. You know, the show, um,

what's it called? Special Forces. Yes,

my friend Jiu Juje just won that. So my first story, sorry for the quick segue, but I do want to get into the fast five stories.
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Is that the winners were announced i feel like they announced the cast nobody actually watches the show and then like i never find out who wins right but i found out who won and i'm shocked because it was miss gia judice along with uh sean johnson former olympic athlete yes so it begs the question joey you're asked to do special forces which i do feel like could be in your future i mean i if i'm gonna do any reality show it's not gonna be one of those first the first one

off the jump i want something like i can ease into like you know like a summer house where i can like lay at lounge and drink wait drink spritzes and cast joey camasta for summer house 2026 i run the hamptons in the summer wait that's a great idea thank you paige i can take her spot 100 there is an opening in the bed yeah now i do feel like it's worth mentioning every time i talk about this story that i was asked to be on this particular season of special forces and i did say no one because i was pregnant and two because like i could never do you know what's involved i said i i don't even need to know i know that it's outside and it's like there's running it's like no they like take them to obscure places i don't know where this season but they've done australia it's always like in the middle of the desert and the premise of the show is to see if, like, these, you know, influencers, reality stars, and celebrities can withstand what, you know, the special forces go through.

So you go through special force training, like army crawling and

jumping out of helicopters and, you know, living in a cave and you don't eat. And I cannot believe Gia Judiche won.
Now, people forget Sean Johnson. She's like this pretty young thing.

She's a former Olympic athlete and a gold medal winning one. She's been training this for a whole lot.
100%. That's the way you should feel your whole life.

And I cannot believe, like, I'm shocked at Gia Judiche. I know.
Well, she's, she's, she's been resilient for many years. She's been through.
Yes, it's so true.

Her personal life is, you know, ups and downs. So she emotionally.
She's her whole life. Yeah.
Emotionally, she was ready for it. I think, I think, and then her mom was, Teresa was there beforehand.

Now, the funny thing is that you don't get eliminated. It's like who can stay there the longest? People send themselves home.
Brittany Cartwright, Relatable Queen, went home the first day.

What did they win? Money? Yeah. And also like press and fame.
Yeah. I would have, I would have went home.
I would have got my like my some good one-liners in in the first episode and then left.

Yeah, of course.

Like a couple of clips, a couple of viral sounds yeah no I the only one I would do like that is not the full survivor but the survivor does this little influencer thing they did it last year and I went to press event for it it's like influencer survivor where it's like a couple of days yeah so it's like a couple days and you like do the challenges but like that's like low impact like I can I can sleep outside that's fine I can pass out anywhere yeah right that's fine and then like the challenges are like making a puzzle so it's like I can do that in the wilderness and you get to just fly first class to Fiji so it's like so it's worth it why not yeah yeah there are a couple of shows that like podcasters influencers are always kind of not always but recently being tapped for.

We talked about this yesterday with Raimi Bader. Dancing with the Stars being one of them, Special Forces being one of them.
There's a lot of people who are

Dancing with the Stars? No, no, but we were saying like if you were asked to do it, would you do it? Like it's really hard. I actually don't think that I would.
Yeah. Would you? I would do it.
Yeah.

I have nothing else going on. But you have babies.

Right. No, it's hard.
Like you have to pick up and move to LA. I would, I, for one, like, I would never do Special Forces.
No, no, no, no, no. And I didn't say no last time because I was pregnant.

Like, I said no because I could fucking never. And also, I would try to suck all their dicks.
Like the hot guys are screaming at you. I would get boned up.

Okay, so I actually think that's also an amazing segue to our next story, which I know you wanted to talk about. And I need you to explain to me because I only recently.
I'm still not okay.

So I recently started seeing everybody talking about this show. It's a new show on Max and it's called Heated Rivalry.
Yes. And it's basically like a gay pornography, correct? Yes.

Everyone's obsessed with it. I saw it all over my, I started seeing it on my like social media yesterday.

But it's also like a hockey.

Yeah. It's girls and gays are

choking. They're choking.
They're gagging. And I don't know if you know, but like hockey is like a huge thing for female romance.
Oh. Yeah.
It's like there's an obsession with hockey players.

There's like, especially in novels. Well, that's why it's a book.
This is based on a book. Oh, it is.
Yes. Oh, okay.
So that makes sense. So tell me about the show.
Okay, so it's based on a book.

There's apparently two books. And so everyone who knows what's going on.
I don't want to book this. I didn't, I just knew.
I just found out about it.

Everyone's tagging me in it and saying, look at this, look at this. And then.
Well, because I saw like a clip and he was like, you have to suck my dick. And he was like, you have to suck my dick.

Yeah, it's like you learned English quick. So it takes place in.
We have have to speak English. One of them pretends to be Russian.
He is Russian. He's not really Russian.

Oh, so there's a political element too, like America versus Russia. No, it's not even.
It's Canada versus Russia. Oh, even more political.

So there's a, there's a, um, a Canadian boy, um, and he's one, and there's a Russian guy, and they're on two separate two opposing teams, and they're like the two biggest rookies in the hockey scene.

They're like, and every, everyone, a one to watch, every, there's press everywhere, they're getting sponsorships, and there are like, you know, they're neck and neck for the title of

whatever. And by episode like two, they're in a shower together, you know, and he's like, and the the one's jerking off in front of the other one.
And it turns into being so sex, this detention there.

Like, I'm not, you know, I don't, it takes a lot to get me going. Does it? You're not.
So you've been around the block. Yeah, I need, I need scented candles.
I need a cocktail of pills. A worm oil.

Yeah. And vascular uppers and things, you know, I need it all.

This is like.

it's just it's just very it reminds me of being a schoolgirl again like remember i had my first crush it like i've never really been moved and i don't like gay shit like i don't like gay films and stuff i feel like they're they're like they're performative and fake and whatever but i got i think girls and gays are getting this feeling of like having that crush and that intimidation of like oh my god and like you know flirting and like thousands and it is like it really brings you right right right into the scene no matter who you are i'm trying to think of like the straight equivalent like a tv show that i feel like normal people which has to be secret so they have to be like secret lovers like no one can know about them because it can ruin their careers oh so they're not out no no no no no they're both like they're both like not out at all and it has to be very secretive because of the you know because they're both pretending to be straight and then also they're going to lose their sponsorship so they're always sneaking around, like going to the hotels and stuff.

And

they're experiencing like you know, their sex for the first time and the flirtatiousness, but it's like it also the emotional element comes in where, like, I think the bottom, the um,

the uh, biracial one, he's half Asian and half white. And is he Canadian or Russian? He's Canadian, okay?

So he's the bottom, yeah, he's the bottom, the bottom, the Russian would be the top, like, yeah, and he's starting to catch feelings, the bottom starts to catch starting to catch feelings.

He's like, so the last episode, there's only two episodes out. This is another thing, they're edging you.
Oh, that's so annoying. Yeah, so I have to wait.

Oh, I can't believe they're making this much like waves with only two episodes out. Well, I think everyone knows is what's to come.
Apparently, there's a tuna melt scene.

I don't know what this is about. It's all everyone on Reddit's talking about it.
It's like, oh, wait for the tuna melt scene. We can't wait to see how it's portrayed.

I guess in the books, it's like some like really hot scene. But this guy's ass, this guy's.
At the bottom? Can I show it to you? Please. Do you have a picture of it on your phone? You can't Google it.

No, I haven't.

This is my reaction after I saw it.

This guy's ass. The top.

Oh, wow. That's like a bubble butt.
Like, how did you find this photo? I just.

Mailgeneral.com. No, I I just Googled it.
Whatever the

insane ass. What is his name, the actor? I don't know.
Is it on your paper? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.
It's Connor. So,

first of all, the book was written by a woman. Yeah, it's written by a straight woman.
Straight? I'm assuming she's straight. Rachel Reed.
That's weird. Yeah.
Don't you think so? Rachel Reed.

Do you feel like she's accurately portraying queer love? And this, I do. Okay.

So it's Ilya Rosanov who plays Connor. No, that's its opposite.
That's his. Shane Hollander, who plays Hudson.
Shane Hollander plays Hudson. No, no, no, no.
Or Hudson plays Shane Hollander.

What are the kids? Ilya's. Ilya's is his drag name.

Okay, so is this the Russian that you're showing me the picture of? Ilya is the Russian. That's his character.
So this is Connor Stories Tushy. Yeah, Connor Stories.
Connor Stories. Scargie Tushy.

Like, it's really pretty. It is the most plump, juicy thing.
And you guys, you get to see it. And they both have big, fat tushies.
And it is just like so

hot. And their bodies are just like insane.
Like, I'm not even attracted to like ripped, like, muscly bodies like that, but it's just like, I'm a romance novel queen now.

Now, let me ask you a question.

yeah do you watch this show with your man or it's a solo thing he hasn't seen it yeah he's been he's been um busy yeah he's been um home for the holiday but i haven't i don't think he'd want to watch this i don't think he's into it i don't think he's really into like this gay kind of gay stuff but i think he should watch it i think it's very eye-opening what is the show i have seen what's like the classic gay soap opera um queer's folk yes yes i've seen the 90s

yeah and i feel like this is this generation's queerest folk kind of yeah but that's like really about like gay people and being out and like you know and being accepted this is like behind the scenes.

Right, right, right. It's like kind of putting gay people back.
I don't even know what happens to the books. Maybe they're get out of like, I guess everyone else knows, but I'm saving it for

a better experience. I'm saving myself for the tuna melt scene.
What

gay piece of media was like your sexual awakening?

I'm trying to, it wasn't Ellen. For sure.
I'm not surprised to hear that. And it wasn't Sandra Bernhardt making out on Roseanne.
Okay, why are you pointing to women? You are a gay man. I don't know.

I don't really think I had a gay weight. My awakening was like, you know, saying cute boys had a crushes on.
Right, Like very standard stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Jonathan and Taylor Thomas.

Classic. At the time.
Yeah. You're so Taylor Strecker with that.
Yeah.

But I think the gay awakening, where did I see?

I would think maybe Jugie Hauser, knowing he was gay in real life. Oh, that was big for you, for the community.

For me, and just in general, that there was like other actors that were really gay, even if he wasn't playing a gay character.

No, I think like early on with Jugie Hauser, like we found out that he was, he was homo.

And I think that something like that, like seeing it, seeing representation in the media, the other option was, you know, Pedro Zamora with AIDS, and he died.

So it's like, you know, that wasn't a great representation at the time.

Now, I feel like I've asked you this, and I apologize if it's repetitive to people who have listened to like an episode of yours, but your coming out journey. Yeah.
Walk me through it.

It never had to come out.

It was just obvious. It was obvious.
It was like, girl, if you have eyes,

I was getting, I was doing roller sets in my bedroom at like 12. So it was like, the jig is up.
So did you have like an official combo with your parents? No. Okay.
I just started bringing boys home.

Oh, great. Love that.
It's so easy. I think my mom was like, Joey, are you queer? I'd be like, shut up.
Queer. I'm cracking up.
Now, next up is a little girly news. Millie Bobby Brown.

She has changed her name. She got married a year ago.
And Josie. Yes.
Now she is Millie Bonnie Brown Giovie. How do you sell she changed from Bobby to Bonnie? So Millie.
Yeah, wait.

Cause she's Millie Bobby Brown. That's her first name.

Bobby Brown's her last name? Is it hyphen? Millie Bobby Brown is her name. Like her OG name, her stage name.
But is Bobby Brown her hyphenated two last names or is Bobby her middle name? Middle name?

I'm not sure because now she's going by Millie Bonnie Brown Bon Giovi. M-B-B-B.

Pick a struggle, bitch.

I can't. Yeah.

She's not married to our friend that has the wine, is she? No, his brother. Jesse, our friend Jesse.

And I do understand, like, if you're marrying somebody whose last name is, you know, Bon Giovi, of course, you're going to take it.

That's like if I married a Rockefeller, you are going to catch me, Claudia Rockefeller. Like, that is what it is.

It's an interesting choice to wait one whole year after you get married. But, you know, they do have baby together now.
And sometimes, like, you feel like she's a baby? Yeah, they adopted a baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, they adopted a baby. Yeah, she wasn't pregnant.
I remember seeing her pregnant. Yeah, right.
Well, go for them.

I feel like now when you have become more of like a family, that's when you change your name. She's been getting a lot of scrutiny.
She's been had, she had a hard run. Yeah.
You know what I mean?

I guess everyone just, it's hard to go from a shaved head girl

eating Legos or eating eggos. Sorry.

And yeah, she's getting that. You know, she grew her hair blonde and

everyone's trying to say she can't be sexual. And like,

but I get it.

We've grown up in the media.

I don't know about her.

And I feel bad for her. Yeah.
She's got, she's got a hard run. Now she had to go, now she's playing again in the new season of her new show.
Now,

let's say,

hypothetical scenario, you get married. Yeah.
You keeping your last name, you changing your last name? What are your thoughts on the movement?

I think the thing is, if I was a young girl, I would definitely hyphenate it. I would get it tattooed on my forehead.
Now it's just like silly for me to change my name as a person.

Because you're like a public figure. Yeah, I have one foot in the grave, mama.

Yeah, and also, and and I was out of my brands, I don't want to ruin my brands, but I think of it from the brand perspective: like, it's hard enough to get people to know like your real name, and then you have to confuse them.

You have to be really, really famous.

Like, when Kim did Kim Kardashian West, I do feel like I don't know why she did that, I don't either, but I do feel like it's stuck, yeah, like you have to be famous enough with Kim Kardashian, yeah,

to then change the name. Can I? I have, I'm having a spasm in my head, I have to get it out, please,

Wicked Witch, Madame Marble, turn it around, wicked witch, I hate Megan Markle. So I'm like, Megan Markle, turn it around, fucking bitch.

That is, by the way, I'm so glad you brought that up. Megan Marbles.

Madam Marble, flip it around, wicked witch. I'm so glad you brought that up.
Wicked witch. What's her name? Michelle Yeo was having

a Lady Gaga moment where she had like made this joke in interviews for Wicked like a couple of times. Yeah.
And now somebody stitched together.

Like she had this funny little joke when Lady Gaga said, you know, there can be a hundred people in a room and 99 of them don't believe in you. All it takes is one.
And that was Bradley Cooper.

And she said it 100 times in 100 different interviews. And they stitched it together and it became her thing.
And now Michelle Yo is having that with Madame Marble. Flip it around.
What do you get?

Wicked witch. She's so funny.
She's so fucking obsessed. There's a comedian on TikTok that did like a thing of how it came about.
Like, she's, I forget her name. She's blonde.
She was so funny.

She, she, like, her skit was like saying to her, like, a fan, she was a fan meeting her. It's like, oh, do you know what I noticed one day? It's like this.
And she goes, who else have you told this?

Michelle Yo says, she goes, no. And then so she kills her.
Right. And then he steals her idea.
So funny. It was really fun.
Megan Markle, flip it around. Fucking bitch.

Seriously funny stuff. Anything new with Megan you want to discuss? No, I'm just annoyed that she has that fucking show and I don't.
I know. I watch, this is like the third season now.

They're doing like a holiday spectacular. No, and I don't like all the celebrities.

I was like, Mindy Kaitlin, what are you doing in there? Get out of the lion's den. And that was really awkward because I love Mindy Kaitin.
She's too cool. Me too.
She's my girl.

Yeah, I didn't like that. Do you ever watch Mindy Project? Oh, of course.
I loved it. She was literally the best show.
She was my all-time favorite character on the show. On TV ever made so real.

But there was nothing like that at the time nothing and there still isn't and fun fact you know uh good guys host Josh Peck oh is on he has a little storyline in Mindy Project I was just I was just chatting with him and your husband the other day oh yes you were on their podcast you know when that's cutting out I don't know I hope they don't I hope it didn't end up on the cutting room floor no it don't but you know the funny thing about the good guys they like to bank pre-record like yeah they're talking about the Oscars two weeks after the Oscars have aired you know like that's just the good guys

and that's what makes them special yeah um so Millie Buppy Brown changing her name and I just want to say I fully understand yeah get it girl yeah like that's gonna be a hell hell of a lot of embroideries on towels, though.

Yeah, Millie Bonnie Brown Bonjiovi. Yeah, I would just put a big B.
Yeah, just sort of sums it up. Jackie and I are pretty conflicted when we talk about like name changing.

Jackie and I legally, both of us, like, didn't change our names. Yeah.

My friends, my friends don't do that same thing. And it's not like we were taking a stand or anything.
I think it was just pure laziness.

And now, if you were to ask me, like, sorry, no, I'm not doing it. What about your babies? Do you want to have the same lanes change with your babies? I don't think no, that's what's going on.

Like, who is this woman? Yeah, like, stranger, danger. Call the police.
It's a good question. um

and at this moment like i just don't care you know but again for and i know people would think we're joking but really for your career you do need to keep it of course and sometimes girls write in for like deer toasters talking about like giving up their names and how they struggle with it and i don't think it should be like just the girls change their name like i'm over that and i'm not like being like a radical like hairy armpit feminist i just mean more like whose last name is better yeah who you know whose family has a better more interesting legacy True dad.

Sorry.

Okay, next up. Everybody wants to kill me because I've been talking so much about weight loss.
Like Remy was on yesterday. We did a whole bringing.
I'm sorry, like, it's just who I am.

I binge ate yes this weekend. So, I almost didn't choose this story, but I do want to talk about Amy Schumer.
She's posted this kind of turn Instagram talking about you know her weight loss.

She's there's so much

weight. Oh my god, she's one pound.
Let me show you. You're gonna die from this photo.

I wish she posted on her Instagram. Two seconds.
Hold on. Well, she struggled with things because she had a bad pregnancy.
She had a bad pregnancy.

She had a like kind of crazy condition where her face blew up. And like, it could have been really

look. Okay.

So skinny. That's real? Yeah.
No. Yes, her Instagram.
That's AI. No, it's not.
Wow. Yeah.
That's like when Adele came out. Right.
Did her thing.

So then she posted this video and it's raising a lot of like flags. She said, it's just like, it's like a video and has so much text over it.
Like, this is what it looks like.

And it's like moving in the background.

I never wear jewelry. I don't get Botox or filler.
I didn't lose 30 pounds. I lost 50.
Not to look hot, which does feel fun and temporary. I did it to survive.

I had a disease that makes your face extremely puffy that can kill you, but the internet caught it and that disease has now been cleared.

Sorry for whatever feeling this is giving you that I lost weight. I've had plastic surgery over the years and I use Manjaro.
Sorry to anyone that lets that, sorry to anyone that feels let down.

I'm pain-free. I can play tag with my son and then she has like text sets sideways.
Whatever ends up happening with me and Chris,

her husband, has nothing to do with weight loss or autism. Fingers crossed that we make it through.
He's the best. He can't handle it.

Happy to share more if anyone has questions about how I'm looking or feeling or where I am in my perimenopause process. Now, people freaked about the Chris thing.

I feel like I don't know Amy Schumer, but I feel like she's joking.

You know? I feel, yeah, I feel like she's saying she's so hot now. Her husband might leave her.
Yeah, it's like a joke. No, she might leave her husband because she's so hot now.
Like, it's a joke.

I get that. That's exactly what I got from you.
You know, me too. But everybody's like, where are now? They're like surfacing old things she said about him.
Like, I feel like they're fine.

Like, I need everyone to calm down. And this is just what I was talking about with Emmy yesterday.

Like, whenever a woman specifically loses weight, like, they have to explain themselves in like an essay like who gives a fuck jelly roll's not explaining himself everybody's like jelly roll looks amazing yeah yeah like who gives a fuck good for her though totally she looks amazing she looks amazing and she's able to keep it up keep it up with her with her son what do you think like is your dream weight is there another number

probably like 180 yeah that's a good one under 200 pounds for sure got it when was the last time you were oh

I don't know, probably 13. Yeah.
Yeah. Were you a big kid? I was, yeah.

I was a skinny, like, like, like a middle school, not middle school a skinny like elementary schooler but then i blew up like middle school when i realized hot puberty hot lunch yeah and what kind of like environment was your home like did you eat like were you encouraged to eat a lot at home or were you encouraged like what did you eat a lot

yeah no like not my mom at all we were picking out all the time because you're italian and like yeah sunday dinner yeah so it was like i was just it was always chubby and then like you know and then i I got and then I became anorexic like shortly after high school and I lost 130 pounds.

Oh, I have a really low. You do.
You have to to show me.

I looked like skeletor. Yeah, like not good.
No, and I cuz I was trying to like, you know, be a supermodel to keep up with the gay in the gay scene at the time. It could be very toxic.

It was very toxic. And I remember I fainted once from not eating.
My father woke me up shoving food on my mouth screaming, you're not a supermodel. You're not a supermodel.

It's a very DJ Tatar of you. Yeah, it was.
And I was like, yes, I am. Oh, my God.
Now look at me. I still am.
I know you're perfect. Yeah.

Yeah, I would like to get down to like that. Okay.

I just had to put my mind to it. I know.
It's so hard. And, you know, they say like, you know, it's, you know, everyone's like losing all the weight on their GLP1 journeys.

And for me, it's, I am losing it, but it's also like insurance and safety. I was like, you know, I know if I, if I start to start eating salads, I'll be, I'll, like, lose all the weight.

But this is like, you know, I can play, I can, I can pig out like a pig and not gain the weight. Right.
But I'm still, I'm a plateau queen. Right, right.
Listen. Is a plateau a French word? No.
Okay.

It does sound. And it's spelled with that E-A-U.
Teal. Very French.
I feel like if it was French, it would be like an X at the end, plateau.

What's your favorite French word?

Probably baguette. It's a good one.
Yeah. Yeah.
And where do you think is the best baguette in the city? I haven't really ventured into the French patisseries yet, but I haven't.

I did order Citarella yesterday, and they do have French, the French ham I like there. They do have comte cheese, C-O-M-T-E.
I don't know how to say it the right, how it says it

in English. I don't know how to say it.
I don't know. How it translates it.

Yeah. And where do you think is the best French food in the city? Have you ever eaten a Frenchette? No, I haven't, but I'm looking for a French restaurant for my birthday.
Frenchette is

it? I was going to go to Le Cuckoo. Oh,

that's a very real house type of you.

Is that too tall? It's a culturisty, like at this point. Yeah, okay.
But I love being in the French. But Daniel is like, like, fancy ones like that is too high end for like me and Snookity sitting at.

Okay, that's what was my question. Like, what's the vibe? Like, is it you and your man on a romantic? It's me, my man, and like, Nicole, and like, my, and a couple of friends.

Just like, you know, fun night out, but I want it to be, like, remind me of home. Right, right.

But I don't want, I know, without having to hop the pond, but I don't want it too, like, too, like, fancy where she's, like, no one can eat anything because they don't know how to.

They don't have the palate. Right, right, right.
Escargo. I do.
Yeah, but it is a little. Thank you for saying that.
I'm going to find something different. Is French chic, though? Very chic.

Oh, so there's chicken there instead? Yeah, very hard reservation to get. So start to work.
Oh, so then get to work. I'm sure there's toaster there.
Get to work. If there is a toast,

you have to get the roast chicken. It's like the best roast chicken in the city.
Who do you know? How can we get in there? I bet I've only been there once. It was somebody else's reservation.

Like, it's really, it's impenetrable.

You like wait outside, you know, it's

like, I know, I know. Can you get me into the polar bar? You would have to ask Ben's offering.
Yeah.

Can I interest you in a fifth and final story? I'd be honored.

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There's a documentary. A shockumentary.
A shockumentary. Okay.
So Sean Diddy Combs, this clip went viral from the trailer. He was seen having a very heated conversation with his lawyer.

It's a first look at the forthcoming Netflix documentary about his legal struggles. So Netflix dropped dropped the 56-second trailer for Sean Combs, colon, the reckoning, on Monday,

including a clip of him

in a hotel room six days before his arrest. He said, we have to find somebody that will work with us that has dealt in the dirtiest of dirty business, the Grammy winner said.

He's on the phone with his attorney. Combs, who was wearing a black at leisure set, he appeared,

no,

just a regular, regular head. He appeared anxious as he repeatedly bounced his knee up and down.
We're losing, he angrily said.

The following week, he was detained and charged with transportation to engage in prostitution, racketeering, conspiracy, and sex trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion.

So I was shocked to see that there's footage from this time. So he's consented to film.

And he also consented to releasing this. Right.
So I'm curious, like, what angle the documentary, because

50 Cent is in it. Did you see that? No, but that's.
He's producing it. Oh.

I'm confused about where the Combs documentary. I think it's like trying to prove his innocence, like receipts type shit.
So he's not innocent.

I'm not saying he's innocent, but like, I'm saying like he's probably trying to make clear his name in some way and like angle it in a way so people have feelings for him again.

So when he does get out, he could have some sort of life.

So 50. I'm assuming.
I have no idea what's going on. This is 50 Cents Diddy documentary.
And that's. You know, 50 Santa has committed his life to destroying Sean Combs.

Oh, he is. Oh.
That's what I was saying. Because P.
Diddy, Sean Combs doesn't get involved. I'm sorry.
50 Cent does not get involved in shade and like off shit. He's like a real, real person.

So it is executive produced by his longtime rival, Curtis Jackson, also known as 50 Cent. So this is a

hit piece. It's a hit piece.
It's a takedown. What is it called? A scam? And then I saw that they cut to 50 Cent, like talking about the documentary, and he has the biggest

smile on his face. Like he cannot stop styling.
Like, I think he's so excited. And I actually think

we need a Diddy documentary. I feel like they make a documentary for everything.
And sometimes, but there's so much. And I feel like I actually got lost in the sauce.

There's already a heist, a Louvre heist documentary. Yes, yeah, a time by time.
They have like eyewitnesses that were in your kids in the room at the time. That's a good one.
I would watch that.

I have to, but for my country. Right, right, for your country, for king and country.
Now, did you serve in the French army?

No, I served in the Lamarie district. It was a trench coat, though.
Oh, got it. Got it.
Have you ever been to Amsterdam's Red Light District? No, but my boyfriend was just there, though.

Have you been to Thailand's like ladyboy? No, not yet. No, I feel like maybe you should take a trip.
But I don't want to go there. That looks very desolate.

I have to ride around on a motorcycle and then compete with all the other lady boys. It's like, right.
It's my thing. I feel like your hat would fall off on a VESPA.
Terrible. But I went to Amsterdam.

That looks lovely. Yeah, yeah.
Like the Real House goes to Beverly Hills. But everyone goes to Amsterdam.

Like, you know, back then it was like everyone went there because mushrooms and weed and weed were legal. Now you can have that here.
Right. So

unless there's a more dangerous drug I can have that I can't get here, then I'm not really going to. Amsterdam sort of lost its allure.
Yeah. Now are you ready for tear toasters, Joe?

We are weekly advice segment where we try to help out the girlies in need. Yes, I love doing this.
Now I did choose these specifically for you

because I feel like,

you know, sometimes we need brutal honesty and there's nobody better. Oh, yeah, I have no filter.

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Are you ready? Yes. Girlies, help.

My 32-year-old brother is single, gay, and has thinning/slash balding hair.

He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's now growing his hair out longer. And respectfully, this is crazy.
This is my boyfriend.

This is my boyfriend.

I'm fucking crying. Okay.

He's clearly self-conscious about it because he's growing his hair out and respectfully it looks terrible. Sorry.

I'm not laughing at you and the boy. I just want to say I'm laughing at Joey.
How can I help him help himself without being an overbearing, like itchy sister? He just moved to Minneapolis.

He gets his hair cut at cost cutters, which I assume is like supercuts. Oh my god.
This man needs an intervention. It's the holiday, so I feel like I could gift him something that would help.

Any ideas? I would

nothing, gays love nothing more than a makeover. Yeah.
Or like a makeover montage. I would be like, let's, I would suggest a makeover.
Look at guys.

Like, I think at this point, he's shaving his head might be the best thing, like buzzing his head. Yeah.
Take pictures of like Jason Statham and like, you know, hot bald guys.

I'm like, oh my God, look at this look. And just, but don't even mention, but talk about the clothes first.
And then he just happens to be bald, shaved head.

What is like the consensus in the gay community about bald? Like, is bald in? Is bald out?

I mean, I think if it's, yeah, it depends on the person. Balding never looks good on anyone.
Well, not balding, being totally bald, like shaving, yeah, no, that looks cool.

That's the most option you'd want. I agree.
There's no other kind of option for people. And I think it looks the best.
And most times, they look better with their head shaved.

They definitely look better with their head shaved than with the Larry David ring. Yeah, you can't have that.
And you get a whole new persona with it.

Like you have a badass, like you're the villain all of a sudden. So how do you

suggest suggest? I would show him, maybe, I would, I would go to the to the um to the Gemini on uh Google Gemini and show him some AI renderings of different styles, um, or suggest Dr.

Trutella for a hair transplant from New Jersey, right? Well, I would love to know your financial situation. Are you in the business of being able to gift a hair transplant?

Because that obviously seems like the clearly, like, the obvious am I? No, the girl writing it. Oh, yeah, she said, I want to maybe get him something for the holidays.

That will help, but like, can you get him hair transplants? Like, what's your financial situation? Or you can get him like a good lace front from TikTok. A trip to Turkey.
Yeah.

Now, do you feel like

it would be easier for her to help this brother if he was straight or if he was gay? Like, I feel like straight men. Straight would be easier.
Yeah, they'll just do whatever you say.

Yeah, because gay is going to get pushback. Right.
No one needs that. From the cute.
From a disgruntled queen.

She's already ticked off. Okay, ready?

Dear Jackson, Claude, well, Joey and Claude, I recently hosted my father's birthday and my younger sister offered to make a very beautiful ice cream sundae spread instead of a typical birthday cake.

She brought ice cream and various toppings from her absolute favorite hometown ice cream shop and it was really wonderful.

But when the party was over, she pulled out a cooler and in typical little sister behavior, she packed her ice packs and took all the leftover ice cream.

I will say it was a little expensive for ice cream, but I'm worried that she does this at like other parties with other friends.

How do I handle telling her she should have just left the leftovers without hurting her feelings? I do love how much she helps out when it's needed, but I'm a concerned big sister.

Well, big sister being the operative because she wants to eat all the ice cream. Yeah, of course, big fat, big sister.

Now, the thing is, like, does your sister have a, let's pretend like your sister has a pattern of bringing a cooler to different affairs? You're at a dinner party.

Right. One of those, um, it's a Taylor, Taylor Stregger has it.
What's that thing called?

The Husky. With an H, the wheelie husky.
Hunter.

Hulkin. Yeah, yeah.
Is she bringing a Hulken bag to all like dinner parties? Then the thing is, you do have to have an intervention.

But if she did something nice and just wanted to take the ice cream home with her, like you're being a little bit of a bitch.

Yeah, I think, I think the option, I don't, I think it's the same thing as if you go to a house party and you bring wine or liquor so that you take it back with you. Do people do that?

Not at my house. Oh, of course.

Let me ask you a question. What is your take on like leftovers? Because I

get it out. Yes, okay.
Get it out. I don't want anything in the house ever.
I throw things out. I call my cleaning lady once a week to come on our off day just to like to take shit out of the house.

I don't want it. Jackie and Ben call me the sweeper because I'm always like sweeping shit up.
I'm throwing away family heirlooms. Like I'm throwing away everything.
Get it out. I hate shit.

I didn't know that about you, that you have sweeper energy as well. And I'm the same.
I hate. leftovers.
I have never once taken something home and eaten it the next day.

Like I know it's a waste of money, of food, and there are people dying who, I know. I'll do it if I know I'm going to be wasted and I want to pig out.

Like, I like, I pre-know that I'm going to be a fat pig and like want to like eat it. Uh-huh.
Um, and I'll do that. But, like, yeah, leftovers.

First of all, like, at the house, I'm never going to eat it again. And then I just don't have room in the fridge.
I want everything out of the fucking house. So I give away everything.

I have Costco-sized things of like to-go containers in my closet. You would think it's a, you would think I work in like a restaurant just to get everything, get it out.

So when you cook, because you're like a big chef. I cook overly.
I make so much food. You do? And then what do you do with it? I end up giving it away or like throwing it out.
Oh, I know.

I'm the same way, but like I just hate shit in my house. Is that Tower Load? Yes.
So my lip liner, if anyone wants to know, this is Tower 28 Shade.

I feel like I've penciled off the shade, you know, 01c4. And I'm pairing it with this Rode Lip Peptide.
Oh. Have you tried these? I haven't tried that one, but I know they have the phone case with it.

I'm wearing

homeoplasme. You can only get it in Paris.
It's a nipple cream that they use for nursing mothers. Yeah, I'm familiar.
It's called Lancino.

It's a brand. Yeah, I used it.
It's a French brand, actually, called Lancino. Oh, and also Lanolin.
They both make nipple cream. And when I was like kneading nipple cream, I put it right on my lips.

It's better than like Aquaphor. Plums.
So Towerlo, I was telling you earlier, there's a porn, a gay porn site called Tower Load.

And I was looking for the spray because my friend wanted, I wanted to get that red spray. So

there's a tower 28 makes a spray. Oh, setting spray.
I thought you meant a red spray from the porn site. Okay.
So then I called, so I went to CV to Sephora and I was like, do you guys have Tower Load?

Oh my God. And she's like, Tower Load? She goes, did she Google it? No, then, no, she didn't Google the thing.
She was like, oh, you mean Tower 28? I was like, oh, that's what it is. Oh, my God.

What's your porn website of choice?

Hamster, X Hamster.

Is that for animals? No.

I don't know what it is. Why it's called that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry.
I was confused. I don't know why it's called that, but I think that's the one I used to use.
Yeah.

Would you ever be a porn star, Joey?

If I was endowed and had my body, yeah, I'd be disgusting. Right, right, right.
yeah god knew not to give me a big dick i actually

we ran through i actually like shudder to think like what i would be like if i was like always my life like very naturally thin and small like i would end up like but i think i don't the thing is if i that's it's a hard question if i always had that i probably wouldn't be a pig but since we since we've been with our whole lives like you know with our bodies it's like if i finally got that then i would be disgusting because that's like waiting my whole life right

i'm not going to give it up now right right right yeah all right next up hello jackson claude i need your advice on how to respond to declining my father-in-law's friend requests on not one but two social media platforms.

In the past, I know my father-in-law has been using his late wife's phone, watching my stories on her Facebook and Instagram page.

And with the holidays coming up, I know I'm going to be asked about it, and I get a pit every time I think about addressing it.

I have zero problem with confrontation, but out of respect to my husband, I'd like to try to maintain a level of cool. My husband does not have social media, and I know that...

My father-in-law uses it to see photos of our kids. I just don't find it necessary to be friends with him on social media.
Thanks. A swirly in need of some help with the words.

Originally, when I first heard it, it sounded like there was a creepy undertone to it. Then I heard about, like, does he's just an old widowed man.
He wants to see his grandkids.

Like, then I was like, I was like, oh, I feel bad now. Yeah, so every now and then, we do have to set a deer toaster straight.
Cause we usually try to take the side of the girl.

Like, if you're writing into deer toasters, you're always right. Yeah.
Every now and then we get hit with something like this.

Like your poor widowed father-in-law just like using his dead wife's phone so he can see pictures of your grandkids. Girl, accept the fucking friend request.
Like, seriously, how you doing?

And unless you're posting like pictures like you and your bikinis and your girls, you and your girlfriend's girls' trips.

I think if you're just posting pictures of the kids kids and his son and stuff, I think it's you know, it's it's it's sweet, and he wants just to see that. I completely agree.
Can I try on your beret?

Yeah, I'd be honored.

You never ask.

You don't have license.

No, I don't have it yet. Okay.
Which side, right or left? I think it's your woman's own choice. I think that side looks better on you.
Okay. Whatever side you're part.
Is that your hair?

Where do you part your hair? Do you go that way? Oh, Greg. I don't look fungi.
I look like I'm delivering newspapers. My whole tips are out.
No one even said anything.

Okay, and I'm like really struggling. Okay, okay, how's that? I love his set.

How do I look? It's very chic. Is it? No, you look like you should be going to the Christmas spectacular.
The tree lighting. Can you write it to the tree lighting?

Do any toasters work at the tree lighting?

Can I say I've literally never looked more gorgeous? I know. Now, I'm looking at the monitor.
I come to every color. Next time I go to Paris, I'll get you one.
Oh, is this straight from Paris? Yes.

Can I have an imposter? Okay, like, I just can't really keep it on. It's like hard.

I have a Harry Josh pen you can use. Now, okay, like in the camera, it looks really stupid, but I just want to say in the pictures that I'm taking, it looks amazing.
And look at these curves.

Did I have these curtains? You'll have to talk to Chris.

That's really gorgeous. And what material is that made of? It's cashmere.
Really? Where'd you buy it? No, my boyfriend got it for me.

He was when I got to when I landed, he had this as a surprise for me. Can we talk about your boyfriend? Yes, we'd be honored.
He's been coming up on my TikTok so I've been like, hasn't he?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So

how did you guys meet? We met.

It was after we had, I was at a work party for Barstool and we had this, we had this like Christmas, was it Chris oh summertime it was the end of like summer party for um we had it mr.

Purple on the rooftop

this is when I'm aging myself um and then after we went to some bars we was bar hopping on the bowery and I just I walked and oh we had we went to the bar out sort of like the back room for whatever and I walk in and now I'm tipsy and I'm feeling myself and I just saw he was the first person I saw and I walked in there and I was like you know I have no shame so I said

I said to him, I made a pass at him walking in. What'd you say? I said, yo, you got a fat ass.
So romantic. Like Like, it's insane.

And then we just started, you know, then we started flirting throughout the night and stuff. And then, yeah, then we just kind of met and started hanging out.
That's really beautiful. Yeah.

And another question for you, and the toasters were really mad at me for the last couple of minutes, not asking you this. Oh, my God.

What's the tea that you don't Pat don't follow each other on Instagram anymore? The tea is I never followed him to begin with. Oh, so I didn't.

So there's no tea. So it was always like, it was always like the, we always had like at the beginning, I always had like that like rivalry thing with him.

So it was like, it was a joke at the beginning that I didn't follow him. And then once you left, you didn't feel the need to follow to keep up.

No, what do you think about out and about still going on without you? Oh, is it? Yes. Oh, good.
And what do you think about that? I think it's great. Yeah.
Get to get a girl.

I saw Kathy Griffin was on. Oh, that's nice.
Yeah. She was also on the Good Guys podcast.
I saw that. I did see that.
You know, good. Keep it up, girl.
Keep it up. Yeah.
No, it's new for Joey.

I hear you have a brand deal launching today. I do.
I'm not allowed to speak of it. Oh, you're not? Oh, I am allowed to speak of it, but you're not allowing me to speak of it.
Well, here's the thing.

One of today's sponsors is Minky Couture, which we love. Don't forget to use our code.
And Joey is actually about to become a new brand ambassador Brand ambassador.

For the brand, the Birken Bag of Blankets. Yes.
And we're so honored to have you join the Minky family. I am.
Thank you very much. I'm so excited.

And not only that, I have my ring sizer coming from Ring Concierge from Sydney. Free product.
Today. So I am getting

a nice ring. I love that.
I'm so glad that you are. I know you're not getting health care from your time here at the toast, but you are getting free product, which is almost better than healthcare.

I finally got Simon,

our friend Simon Huck. You got candles? No, I need candles.

Oh, also good. Yeah, I got,

I got all, I think every one of you. Yeah, they have like the fake GLP one.
It's like a, like a nature. I have that.
It's Pargy. Yeah, I didn't get that one in the mail.

I already have that in my drawer. The sleeping ones, I took two last night.
I love those sweet sleeping. Oh, those sleeping ones? They taste so

good. I want to eat more, but I'll get in trouble.
What does Joey keep in his nightstand? Oh, I can tell you. Yeah.
I have my Aquaphor stick. Of course.
Oh, the stick. I like the stick.

Okay, so I have the stick also on my nightstand right now. It's not my favorite.
What is your favorite? I like to squeeze it out of the little tube. I put it on the table.
On the tiny tube.

Yeah, of course. Nothing comes out on the stick.
You rub it under your eyes like this? I don't. You put it under your eyes.
Oh, really? So it plumps. Really? Yes.
Okay. It's very plumping.

I just have that. I have a tissue box.
I have a dip cheek candle.

And I have a picture of me and Bae.

Where's the picture from? Paris? No, it's from the Hamptons. Oh, such world travelers.
But then on his nightstand, I have... Do you guys live together? No, but he.
He just spends a lot of time.

Yeah, when he sleeps on his side.

I have, I think, some side, you know. Oh, I have flowers on each.
Lovely.

Are you a big cuddler?

I am, but I get hot very quickly. Of course.
Yeah. And what about are you a big sooner or little spoon?

I don't want to assume. Yeah, I'm just huge.
Yeah. So.
Knowing your man's like so like cute and small. Petite.
Yeah, petite. I love that.
What does your man do for work, if you don't mind me asking?

He is in between careers right now. Love that.
Yeah, are we? He's creative. He's going to do something creative.
Creative. Yeah.
And what would you say is your favorite thing about your boyfriend?

His confidence. I love that answer.
Yeah, he's just crazy confident. Where do you get your confidence from?

That's the only thing I got

that I had.

It was, you know, people get what they have, and that's the one I got. Right.
Like, that was the card you were dealt. Yeah.
I love that. Comedy and confidence.
I think we both have that. Yes, 100%.

We can get any birth at. We don't need to be hot.

We're hot in our own right. We are insanely gorgeous.
But yeah, I know what you mean. Like, we get invited to places because it's not fun if we're not there.
Yeah. I love that.

Like, we don't really work hard.

It's just we're given things because of our personalities i don't feel like this is gonna be your last time because like i said i'm no please i do have some next week is my last week is it before christmas break who's here tomorrow oh a really good one but i don't want to say i want to surprise you off camera of course so i do think i'll have space for you next week okay good for my final hurrah right i don't want to say goodbye it's not a goodbye it's a see you later but then do you have your own bedroom at jackie's house i do

Do you think she'll let me stay there when I get does she have a pool? She does. Oh my God.
Yeah. I do think she would let you stay there.
Are you looking to take a trip?

I can't right now. I'm saving my miles.
What are you saving them for? Your next trip to me. To Paris, yeah, I have to go.
I'm trying to get there for my birthday, but no one wants to come with me.

What miles? I use Delta. Why would no one want to come with you? No, they would.
I don't know. They would.
You should go to Paris for your birthday. Fuck Lakuku.
Yeah. Go to the real one.

Go to the real one. The real Paris bird.
You should. I want to.

I only have 45,000 miles left, though. You need a state-sponsored visit, like the

sport of tourism. Really? Yeah.
That's what I need to do.

I'm trying to get over there and do that right I love that journey or or if so much it can be my own travel show perhaps like a Minky couture um like you take a Minky to the Eiffel Tower yes let's pitch an idea to Minky for a birthday trip for Joey that sounds perfect I love that I do as well well I always appreciate your time I love coming here it's my second home it's your second home thank you for your candor for your love for your time for your devotion and thank you guys for listening to the toast the millennial morning show where we deliver the fast five stories that you need to know everybody through friday and youtube so if you're watching us on youtube please feel free to subscribe and give us a video a thumbs up we're also available as a podcast anywhere podcast can be found so at spotify test or public radio i hired Cast Box, all the places where we listen to podcasts.

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