A Life Affirming Friday: Friday, March 28th, 2025

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Ladies of New York, us.

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Happy Friday, you guys. Feels like three eternities since our last episode.
Jackie and I were like such businesswomen yesterday. And people were constantly asking us all day, what kind of business y'all in? And we had a lot of answers because we were on set.
We were modeling. We were acting.
We were acting. By the way, we are bona fide actors.
Apparently, you're going to see our work soon. I always say, like, I know I'm an incredible woman and a once in a generation talent.
You are. But I can't act.
Like, that's why I don't even. I don't agree.
Oh, well, I don't agree after yesterday. But I've always said that.
Like, you know, it's my dream to be on Hallmark. But I actually don't, like, pursue it in any real way because I would be awful.
But after yesterday, yesterday I don't know like maybe just growing up and maturing has made me a better actress because we were in Krayab on set yeah I don't want to spoil the creative but Jackie and I were like you know we were breaking into a room like that was our that was the the role we were given like two burglars kind of and I feel like we suspended disbelief amongst all of our like everybody around us was like wow these girls can act like call the police there's a couple burglars and Ben had one line in this commercial and first of all he had to do it like three times he and whenever me and Ben record ads I'm like you can't act like you're not like you're being so theatrical like you're the key to acting is like doing less like you have to be so chill um I think we absolutely crushed it I feel like everybody on set was really taken with our acting abilities. They didn't know that like we didn't have a lot of.
Experience. Yeah.
But you would never know it. No.
Then we recorded a fabulous guest interview because on Monday, Jax is traveling back home. So like there's just not really time to record a live show.
And we happen to have gotten a fab opportunity for a guest. We could say, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, we recorded it yeah he can't cancel it's already happened we have andrew schultz on the podcast on monday that will be monday's episode and it is so fantastic we literally just we were he was kind of like a gabbing little girl like he could not stop gabbing with us he couldn't stop gabbing we tried to wrap up and then we all just like kept getting carried away with new topics yeah you guys will hear we literally tried to wrap up four times and we just got sidetracked into another conversation.

And I think you guys will be interested.

It's kind of the first like guest interview dynamic where I actually felt like a third

wheel.

Like I felt like Andrew and Jax were like really connecting.

I feel you guys have similar like you're at similar life stages and similar just vibes.

We have a lot in common.

So a couple of times I almost like excuse myself.

It was really, it was a fabulous episode and it's kind of a different type of guest than we normally do. I mean, we don't really do guests, especially like a man.
So I think you guys are really going to enjoy it. That's on Monday's episode.
Then we headed out. We had a girls night.
I got my haircut finally. I know you guys have been like, will she, won't she? Like how is she going to fit in that haircut? And I fit it in last night.
But we also vlogged our entire day. So I don't want to spoil too much because we seriously vlogged the whole day.
So you'll get a lot more behind the scenes into all of these exciting business ventures that we ventured into yesterday. What kind of business y'all in? Modeling, journalism.
Content creation. Influencing podcasting.
Entertainment. Entertainment.
Yeah, I think entertainment is the umbrella under which we stand under which we stand now I want to share a story and I hate to use my platform obviously to embarrass my husband but he did something so weenie that I have to share it and I shared it with everybody at girls night dinner last night and they were all equally horrified so I actually felt good about it was I there yeah okay I might have even told you this though like before everybody else we're in town you know obviously Ben's sister my sister-in-law Machilton sister. I just want good about it.
Was I there? Yeah. Okay.
I might have even told you this though, like before everybody else. We're in town, you know, obviously Ben's sister, my sister-in-law, Machleton's sister.
I just want to tell you to validate something that we've been going on about. Not to interrupt you, but I was getting my haircut yesterday and I was talking to Mahogany and she was like, what are you here for? And I was like, Claudia's sister-in-law's wedding.
And she was like, oh, Ben's sister is getting married. I'm like, yes sister it's more concise it's Ben's sister yeah um so Ben is giving a speech and he of course asked me to look at it and I said of course first of all I want you to do a good job and to like you can't embarrass us like you're speaking on behalf of both of us like representing the family so he kind of has been you know procrastinating then like two days sends it to me.
And I'm reading it. Like the first two paragraphs are really sweet.
Like Ben loves his sister so much. And they really like, growing up, they were just like this unit.
So much to say. And he was making funny jokes.
I'm like, wow, I'm really impressed. And then he kind of does like the thing you're not supposed to do in a cross stick.
Okay? He goes like, M is for magnificent. A is for adventurous.
D is for dedicated. And I stopped reading.
I was like, did you do an acrostic? And did he do Maddie or Madeline? Maddie. Her full name is Madeline, but no, he did M-A-D-D-Y, thank God.
What God what was the Y for Yisra El like her Yiddish kite and I was like Ben everything you're saying in the letters is really sweet I don't know why you need like the format of the acrostic and he like didn't get why it was such a corny lame thing to you like my reaction he probably thought I was so crazy I'm like Ben that's you starting a speech being like Miriam Webster defines defines love. Like, it's so corny.
And I was just like. It's actually worse than the definition of love.
Yeah, it is. As defined by Miriam.
Yeah. Is ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
But to me, love is Maddie and Matt. So I said, get back to work.
That's actually quite pargy. He needs to watch A Wedding Ringer.
I said, I understand maybe you using the acrostic as an exercise to get your thoughts out. And now you could say, my sister is magnificent.
She's adventurous. Exactly.
She's dedicated. Exactly.
Determined. And let's talk about her Yiddish kite.
Let's talk about Yisro. Yeah, I'm like, you can drop the acrostic now.
Like, we don't need it. Oh, my God.
I was dying. I didn't even think I had to monitor his speech so closely.
Because he loves his sister. And like, anything he says is going to be, if he just speaks from the heart.
Oh no, Maddie. Bullet dodged.
Like I was dying. Not an acrostic.
No, that's really the lowest rung. It is.
It's something you write about someone you hate. Like.
Yeah. No, not cool.
So don't worry. Crisis averted.
The wedding will go off without a hitch. Well, I look forward to hearing his remarks yeah I think you're gonna enjoy it I made it really nice like you know with my notes he's speaking like during the reception I don't know at what point but I assume yes at the wedding like not at the pre-stop yeah no no at the wedding okay yeah I'll be sat yeah yeah judging you should make sure to let him know what you think I will I'm sure it'll be great speaking of like you said a bit I love your speech but you know what I felt like was missing in a cross stick I should say that yeah um speaking of Ben wishing people well he saw his you sent me there's this video I got tagged in the tiktok is it going viral yet because it needs to we were off our phones all day being models so I get in the bath at like 10 p.m i'm broken and everyone's tagging me in this tiktok i'm like what now um and this girl was like with nikki blonski's resurgence on tiktok everybody's sharing their old cameos i remembered that i actually received a cameo once um she was saying she graduated college in 2020 so there was no ceremony there was no nothing no way to celebrate and her boyfriend at the time got her a gift because there was only so many things you could do.
A cameo was a great gift. And he wanted to get it like from us, but we weren't on cameos.
We did an X-Bex thing and got for Ben. And then she was like, you guys have to watch this cameo.
And I was like, okay. And I don't know what I was expecting, but I just forgot what Ben physically looked like during the pandemic.
Like how we all really let ourselves go in different ways. And Ben let himself go facially he had a beard he had the craziest beard and so he's recording a cameo for this lovely young woman he's whistling the tune he looks like the unabomber like it's actually the scariest that girl should get her money back I actually thought so I was like so scared as I'm watching it like what is this gonna be what is he gonna say and i feel like as far as cameos go he kind of crushed it like it was very personalized it had a nice uplifting message he threw in his inside jokes like it really hit all the buckets that a cameo should like be on message make the person feel like it's you know you don't say the same thing to everyone.
And also throw in things that will get them.

Keto season.

Yeah, yeah.

Like your isms.

Your isms.

I actually thought it was an amazing cameo and it's so funny.

Yeah, I guess I forgot that like Ben has replaced Keto season with, what are you nuts?

Yeah.

That's, if he was on cameo, he'd be saying that these days.

Right.

And it wasn't his speech, by the way.

And is it still?

Yeah, I kept it.

It was funny.

Does Maddie listen to the good guys? For sure sure does she listen to the toast uh she does actually oh hey shout out yeah um and speaking of good guys not to promote them but part two drake bell came out yesterday i haven't had a chance to listen they're gonna have to get in line behind remy because i have a long oh you have to write me too yeah i need to start a content play for podcasts. You have a plane ride coming up.
Are you crazy? Oh, with them kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't sleep? They don't sleep. They don't sleep.
They used to just sit there in their car seats and watch their iPads. Those days are over.
Now the iPads. They don't want to be in their car seats anymore.
They just want to be on Mom. Oh, that's really annoying.
So, yeah. Definitely not listening to a podcast.
Okay. But no, I should do it while I'm getting ready and I keep forgetting.
So it's Friday. We have stories.
And to be just totally open and honest with our audience, the stories aren't great. But I do feel like that always lends itself to a partier episode.
It's not a death sentence for the episode. Right.
No, actually sometimes more often than not it forces us to just be a little bit more creative yeah it sometimes is an affirmation of life come again it's not a death sentence oh sometimes it's an affirmation of life would you say that affirmation of life is the opposite of a death sentence like i i don't know if there's a direct one if there was i couldn't think of it and so i came up with an affirmation of life we also have queenie and weenie and i'm actually really proud of mine because some weeks we were saying this before the show like some weeks you're like constantly thinking of queenie and weenie every day like somebody does something and you jot it down like that's weenie behavior and by the end of the week you have a couple of good options for each and some weeks you kind of forget about queenie and weenie and you have to like really evaluate the week in like five minutes I just need you to know every week is the latter for me oh no this week I was really top of it. I had my Queenie and Weenie by like Tuesday and Wednesday.

Only last week did I remember I wanted to make Gal Gadot or Sojourner Truth my Queenie.

Yeah.

Sojourner last week came to me early, too.

And I do feel like going forward, like when in doubt for Queenie, I'm going to go Sojourner.

Like, why can't she be Queenie again? Oh, kind of like an emergency button.

Yeah, just like, you know, Justin Timberlake could always be the Weenie.

It's good to have just people on reserve. Yeah, I like that.
So, it might be Sojourner's Week. Sojourners? It might be Cojourner's Week, actually.
What about Sojourner's Daughters? She had a lot of daughters. They said, allegedly, 13.
But really, it was five. And that's what you need to know.
That's how Soj sees it. Soj.
What were you going to say before? When? Like three seconds ago. You were going to another topic, but then you went back to Soj.
Oh, I had an idea for Queenie. Write it down.
I don't need to. I'm looking right at her.
Why? What did I do? You were really helpful to me this week. I was really helpful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually was Queenie behavior.
I endorse your nomination. And we don't always are just like, you're a queenie.
Yeah, I mean, we could. Because also, I probably did something really weenie like this week.
If I thought hard enough. Totally.
But yeah, right now, you're my front runner. Beating out Sojourners is Cojourners.
Also always a good option. You can kind of go both, Sojourner or Cojourner.
Hit them with the Journers. A thousand birds on.
So we're going to usher you guys into a pargy weekend. Hope everybody has fabulous plans, you know.
We do. It's supposed to be 80 degrees in New York.
We have fabulous plans. We do.
We're celebrating simchas. We're getting together as a family.
It's supposed to be 80 degrees. You know, I don't know where you guys live.
Hopefully it's going to be pargy weather. You could step outside.
And if not, eh.ie was doing that all day yesterday i'm a

tiktoker uh that's not tiktoker that's megan the stallion oh yeah but i'm basket okay you know yeah but but then it went viral on tiktok yeah yeah but i'm a savage oh yes the but the ism like megan does it like in everyday life she'll do an interview and she'll be like i look bomb right that is really funny um I got it vis-a-vis Megan vis-a-vis TikTok vis-a-vis I'm not on TikTok correct so that's what I think of even I said I feel weird now well the tongue is a window into your health right so when somebody like sticks their tongue out a picture and it's like crusty and white you're like you should see a doctor um so it's kind of a vulnerable thing to stick your tongue out it is what does mine look like here's how i'm doing i scrape my tongue every morning so i feel pretty good i'm scared now it looked the tongue normal tongue like yeah of course it's not gonna be beautiful and of course we can't talk about tongues without talking about jacob lordy's i think we can just do yourself a favor if you're new here you probably don't know this i haven't brought it up in a while've been listening, you know, like, one of my Roman empires is the size of Jacob Elordi's tongue. I don't know how it fits in his mouth.
Just Google Jacob Elordi tongue sticking out. And there are these pictures of him and Joey King on the red carpet.
And it actually, it looks like a cold cut. Like, it's insane.
Okay. With that, I think we should get into the Fast Five stories.
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You're welcome. Our first story, Sydney Sweeney has called off her wedding from her fiance, Jonathan DeVino.
However, they're not entirely broken up yet, but I think like any minute now. Right.
I guess like calling off a wedding isn't necessarily a breakup, but it's not a good sign. But it's like, I'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding and I also don't want to marry you because I hate you.
It's not an affirmation of life. It's not an affirmation of love.
But it's not a good sign but it's like i'm too stressed right now to plan a wedding and i also don't want to marry you because i hate you it's not an affirmation of life it's not an affirmation of love that's not a death sentence no but i i'm sure these two are splitting up um sources say that they have been having major issues but are not fully split things are not great right now but they aren't throwing in the towel yet they are working on their relationship and have called off the wedding for now they were supposed to say do this spring. The wedding isn't happening and they aren't having further discussions about it.
She reportedly wanted to cancel everything due to the stress from her packed production schedule which has been a point of contention for their couple. If you find yourself like prioritizing your production schedule over your wedding it's probably not like a good sign for the wedding and just like the general health of the marriage.
Sources say a lot of their issues stem from Sydney being extremely busy with work commitments. She doesn't have a lot of downtime and it could cause tension in their relationships.
Sydney's really focused on her career. Jonathan wishes they were able to spend more quality time together.
Probably also doesn't help that she's living in a hotel and he's like down the street in the house being like, where are you? Yeah, it probably also doesn't help. It sounds like, you know, he could stand to be a little busier, you know? When someone's really busy, that obviously doesn't make it easy to schedule things but when the other person is like clearly unemployed that makes it even harder busy people get married all the time to other busy people jeff bezos is getting married like any day now right and i'm sure lauren's not like you're too busy for me she loves that he's busy it keeps her away from it's scary if he stopped being busy no he probably would all the time.
Yeah, so that's not really, I can see easily how people use that as an excuse. Yeah.
On both sides. Like, you're too busy for me.
You don't care about me. And then the person turning to their busyness to avoid their partner.
Booking movies she would never accept just to avoid being at home. Right.
So I do think, like, this is really the end for them, though I know nothing about them as a couple, nor we know anything about him and we think he's unemployed but he's also like probably not and probably successful if she was marrying him he's a producer which is such a big why why do you say that he's a restaurateur oh did i make up that he's a producer i think you did what does sydney sweeney's fiancee do for a living jonathan devino i assume ai knows who his what his name is, you know? Jonathan DeVino is a businessman from Chicago. Some reports have referred to him as a restaurateur.
Sidney Sweeney has clarified that that's not accurate. She stated he's not a restaurateur, he's a business guy.
This is a direct quote. He's a business guy.
He's from Chicago. In addition to business endeavors, what kind of business y'all in? Tovino has collaborated with Sweeney on her production company 5050 Films serving as a producer on projects as anyone but you and Immaculate.
So she gave him a job. Oh my God.
Before she gave him work she had once went on record referring to him as a business guy. He's destitute.
He's definitely like on unemployment. Wow, that's really bad.
That's the worst thing we could have read. Yeah, business guy.
Business, business, business. She shouldn't let people think he was a restaurateur.
Yeah, she shouldn't have answered the question. Maybe that's where like the relationship started to break when she told everyone the truth about him.
That's really crazy. How did he get this far in life? I don't know.
And you know, I don't know

if I ended up saying this. I said he's ugly.
I didn't say that. Thank you for reminding me.
Um, but no, that's not what I was going to say. I don't know if I ended up saying this on the toast.
We were talking about this and I said that I, I was going to say something and then I said it sounded too mean. So I didn't say it.
And then on my Instagram, somebody was like, by the way, I feel like I know what you were going to say about Sydney Sweeney. And they did did.
I don't know how they knew. But I said that he kind of gave me similar vibes as Brittany Murphy's.
I was about to say Brittany Broski. Brittany Murphy's last husband slash boyfriend, whatever he was.
Yeah, he was just kind of a Hollywood grifter, producer. It's funny how you can be a producer and be Mark Platt.
And then you can be a producer and be Jonathan DeVino. So it's such a vague term.
Sometimes it really means unemployed. And there are actually like successful.
Randall Emmett was a producer. You know what I mean? He's like semi-successful.
He did produce movies. Like lone survivor.
Technically I'm a producer. Like you are.
We produce this show every day. And we produced that commercial yesterday.
No, actually. We better to get production credit.
We were talent. But we should also get production credit.
I would say like, no, we producing i'm getting a credit all right talk to the team about it i don't know about you and but also an executive producer is like a more legit role so it's like a vague term um and i feel like that's what britney murphy's husband was doing like producing uh this doesn't ring that bell for me mostly because i don't get any vibes from Jonathan DeVino because I don't know this man from Adam.

And because Sydney seems like totally well and fine.

Yes.

And she's always surrounded by like family and friends

and like there's no red flags in her as a person.

So I would trust her choice of partner.

Whereas like Britney like went through a lot

in all of her time as a famous person.

Yeah, and by the time she met him,

like she was susceptible to being manipulated.

Yeah, no, I don't think Sydney is there.

Right.

So it actually doesn't remind me of that, but. He also just kind of looks like him.
That's rude to him, to Jonathan. I don't know if I've made it clear.
I'm not a Jonathan DeVito fan. What I'm trying to convey is that I'm neither fan nor foe.
I have no idea who this person is and what he's about. i can't call it okay i think that's fair yeah are you ready for our next story which is some new coupled news coupled with a photo of noah centenio that people are worried about oh okay so noah centenio stepped out on the red carpet for his new movie yesterday he's actually in a new like war movie

where he plays like a Navy SEAL type.

Oh, he's not playing a high school senior?

No, and this is what he looked like

on the red carpet.

And so fans are-

Looks like Ben and his cameo.

Fans are worried about him.

He appeared tired with red circles under his eyes.

Right, the red.

Like he has a beard and long hair.

That's like the disheveled.

There's nothing concerning about that.

He has these like red circles under his eyes. looks also around on his eyelids too he looks pale and as daily mail notes his lips are chapped which like they they said that his lips are chapped and they are his lips are chapped i wouldn't have noticed that at first um but no it's really the discoloration all over his face that's genuinely concerning yeah and like not to be rude he looks a little bloated yeah especially when you know this is a great like before picture from him when you know what he looks like he's like a very fresh face young actor um you also know that he's like been spotted with zoe kravitz yeah and i think it's weird what do you think i think that's weird i know and so she's just having fun.
Recently, like, about being sober. He's sober from drugs and alcohol.
Oh, wow. And he opened up about his journey recently.
And then just looking at this all together. Yeah, you don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's not good.
It's not good. However, like, the bloat, even though his body looks good not to, you know, judge his body.
Like, sexualizing him. But he does play a Navy SEAL in the movie, so maybe he did bulk up a little bit for the role.

It's called Warfare.

He stars as Brian.

Does Brian have a last name?

They embark on a dangerous mission in Iraq.

So I think that's actually a good turn for him.

I agree.

He needed to get out of the Netflix high school trope.

They're always going to make those sorts of movies.

Sierra Burgess is a loser.

No, not that.

Like American Sniper.

Yeah, no, of course.

The Loneliest Soldier.

That's the Randall Emmett one.

Oh, right.

The Lone Survivor.

Lone Survivor.

And then I feel like Miles Teller did a bunch of those movies for a couple of years.

Yeah, Zero Dark Thirty.

Chris Pratt has done some.

Hacksaw Ridge.

Chris Pratt has done some.

It's good.

It's a good thing for a guy. Catherine Bigelow, right? She makes those movies.
Does she? Yeah. That's funny.
No, I know the genre you're referring to, and I agree it's a good pivot for him. He had to do something, like, totally different.
Even though, like, you just can't be a high school senior forever. And I feel like he really got away with it for as long as he could.
And I feel like he doesn't want to be. Actors never even like those roles, which is so stupid.
I actually feel like he liked it.

Like, especially because the, the Jenny Han universe

of To All the Boys I Loved

before they did three movies

and then there's a spinoff now

about the younger sister.

And Noah Centennial like does cameos.

I actually think he likes it.

He doesn't like shy away

from his OG role.

What was his name?

Peter.

What was his character's name?

Not Peter.

Yes, Peter. To All the Boys the boys I loved Peter Kavinsky and like you were do you remember where you were when Peter Kavinsky like shook the universe when that movie came out like people myself included were not okay no it's true Peter Kavinsky this Peter Kavinsky that and there had been like fanfare because there had been books.
And now it's all about Brian. I don't know.
Brian. JC.
Such an OG family joke if you know you know. We can't get into it right now.
We have explained it semi-recently. Yeah several times.
Also it appears as though the movie that he's in is A24 so like cutting edge. What movie is in A24? I just want to say.
Cutting edge. People are like new A24 movie.
I feel like A24 has just gotten really big where they keep like buying up movies. So like some of them are good and some of them are bad.
Yeah. Also what's interesting about Zoe Kravitz is like actually if you think about it Noah Centennial and Channing Tatum are really similar.
They're both like heartthrobs and now she's just going for like the younger version. Yeah.
Maybe I'm just like attached to her and Channing as a couple I actually really liked them. And that's why I don't like her and Noah.
So I'm going to find reasons being like oh he's too young. But I think it's just because I think Channing Tatum and her were a really good match.
So she's 36 and he's 28, which actually like isn't crazy at all. But not at all.
Why does she give older? Yeah. And she was on Big Little Lies and they're like older women.
Yeah. And then he seems like he's in high school.
And she was with. I don't know.
That's her husband. She was married before before channing to who didn't she get married the same weekend as sophie turner in paris oh that's like such a niche like cultural moment i just remember it's like which one is jason gonna go to jason momoa will he be with his game of thrones castmates or with his stepdaughter stepdaughter because he like never even filmed a scene with sophie turner i he wasn't even invited.
He never made it to the north. Right, right.
Something tragic happened before that. Yeah.
I was actually thinking last night maybe I would rewatch Game of Thrones soon. Oh.
It's a part delicious show. It is.
But like don't you want to have free time? Yeah. It's a real.
It's a commitment. Commitment.
Even though there's only 10 episodes in a season. Because that would be something good to do this summer okay so you say basically you're saying you want to wait for you no i didn't even feel like i'm ready for it but if that's what's happening in the house that i'm in like i'm sat okay better than other things that could happen yeah the house that i'm in you sound like like one of those memoirs the house that was on the street things that could happen in the house that i built like totally the light is on in the house that I built.
Totally. The light is on in the house.
That I'm in. Those are like books that Margo reads.
Yeah, the Kindle Unlimited like thrillers. When we were in the house that we were in.
With the window in the house. It's always a window.
Yeah. The girl in the house that she built.
On a quiet street. The street is always quiet.
Are you ready for our next story? New SNL hosts have been announced. People are in a tizzy because the next three episodes of SNL have been announced.
And the next one will be hosted by Morgan Wallen and Mikey Madison. Anora.
Anora. They released the little clips.
And Morgora. It's crazy that Morgan Wallen like still continues to go to SNL.
It's crazy that they book himora it's crazy that morgan wallen like still

continues to go to snl it's crazy that they book him and it's crazy that he accepts it like now

i'm trying to remember what's the original sin during covid he got booked and they were like

really serious they did a bubble right like during hardcore covid and he was like out that's those

videos of him and like making out with girls in random bars in alabama going back to people's

houses and singing for them it was like the height of his alcoholism, but also not respecting the rules of the bubble. So they canceled on him.
And they had to find someone really last minute who was in the bubble to perform. I forget who ended up filling in for him.
Then like he came back. It was like such a big deal.
Like after COVID and he made a skit about it. It was funny.
And then he got, it's kind of like a curse for him. like he came back it was like such a big deal like after covid and he made a skit about it it was funny um and then he got it's kind of like a curse for him it like kind of signals something bad about to happen because after he finally had his like retribution moment he got canceled again for something different um so i feel like some bad morgan wallen news is coming i just feel like he should stay away i know but i i feel like he appreciates these.
Opportunities. Because he's been on the fringes for a while.
Yeah. So I don't really think that he would actually say no to something like this.
Now, I know it's always supposed to be a random pairing of a singer and an actor. But I was watching the clips of them.
Like, hi, I'm Mikey Madison. And I actually felt such weird tension between them.
Like, not sexual or anything. Oh, you don't feel like they're meant to be? No, I just feel like they, what would these two have to connect about, you know? Like I actually felt like such weird tension between them like not sexual or anything like they're meant to be no i just feel like they what what would these two have to connect about you know like i actually felt awkward i can't explain it but maybe i was just picking up on like maybe my vibes were off i feel like it could be an opposite to track situation yeah because they're actually like a similar age probably yeah i wonder if you saw nora get down do you think you saw n't.
Me neither. And I don't think she listens to his music.
And it's definitely like an enemies to lovers situation. Oh, I like that.
But like they're both, even though Morgan Wallen could like have a girlfriend, but he's single to me. I don't know actually.
He's like super private now about his relationship status. He's definitely like would meet someone if he wanted to.
You think he's open to like having love in his life? Yeah, no, and I think like even if he's like, has a girl who thinks she's his girlfriend, like if he falls in love with Mikey, he falls in love with Mikey. I actually, I think there are a couple of girls walking this earth who think that Morgan Wallen is their boyfriend, honestly.
Yeah. I'm one of them.
No, I'm kidding. Like I think that he like definitely fucks around with like multiple girls and they're like, think that they're like.
But I think any one of them could be replaced and maybe one day he'll get married and that's when I'll start like stop setting him up with people yeah but until she walks down the aisle like he's not yours yeah and he like doesn't do celebrity public relationships a lot well he was dating um yeah but they were dating for like a year before they ever posted a picture and that picture was a curse because they broke up the next day literally broke up a week later yeah so we don't really have like experience enjoy it i know we don't have an experience of like him dating another famous person like walking red carpets together like he doesn't do that yeah and i'm sure like he's not ready for that and ready for like a serious relationship because like who would want to be tortured like that no but they also say like why he threw that chair off the roof in nashville because he was upset that the mother of his child who he wasn't with anymore she had gotten married that weekend like that's like he like is hung up on her. That's what they said.
Now they are always making things up. Well he needs like a serious relationship and like you know a good woman is what he needs but he can't see that yet.
Yeah and I think he would be shocked to find like how many of his problems would go away with just like a stable force in his life like a woman who loves him who cares about him who's smart who would like this who he should listen to like who's not like making money off of him like right like every i'm sure he has good people in his life but like they want him to tour they want him to sing like she only cares about morgan's self right that's what and i feel like mikey could be that girl i actually don't but i like the concept you know yeah stable in Morgan's life. Yeah.
Morgan's self. And then other episodes will be hosted by Jack Black is the next one.
And... Who's the musical guest? Lizzo.
Okay. That's a good pairing, actually.
And then I think it's Jon Hamm and Elton John or vice versa. They've made this confusing.
Oh, like you mean in order? order yeah i don't know who's together you think

elton's performing new music or just like greatest hits he might be performing from that documentary oh yeah he had that new song which sounded good randy carlisle right but that's just one gotta come with two yeah oh he's performing with randy carlisle to sing their song never too late okay I don't love that I can't lie yeah i i think he should sing mona lisa and mad hatters and the benny and the jets yeah mona lisa and mad hatters that song was referenced a lot in the book that we just read for the redheads i happen to not know what song you're talking about marron morris did the cover on the you do know. I was actually thinking about Maren Morris this weekend.
She has a new album I saw called Dreamsicle, which is like what I would call an album. Yeah, it's a good name.
I saw something about her this morning, a little sneak peek from a song she's releasing that obviously sounded good. She's like, she's very talented.
But it did make me think, like I kind of forgot about her. And I wonder if like her departure from country music, like her big announcement.
And I don't know if she still releases music as a country artist. I don't know what the windup was, but I do really wonder if it affected her music negatively or positively.
Cause I was thinking like, oh, I haven't seen Maroon Music in a while. Maroon Music.
Yeah. Yeah.
What do you think? Like. So I think that there's been negative effects, you know, cause she's not getting played on country radio and maybe pop.
It doesn't want her like, right. Like she's not getting like the Dua Lipa treatment.
Right. She gave up like a base, but I don't know if she was accepted into a new one yet.
Like, is she pop? I don't think she's been like unaccepted. I just think it's like harder and bigger.
Yeah. More competitive.
Yeah. And it's hard to stand out.
And now like you want to be a pop star get on tiktok are you going viral right country doesn't have to do that they have a nice little system where you get played on the radio it's old school find you yeah so i just think she's in a new pool and she's learning how to swim all right all aboard and but i think like she would say it's it's all positive that like because she feels better you have to be able to live with yourself right right right like she think she made the right choice for marron self right always important yeah um so that's what's happening on snl if you're gonna be watching are you ready for our fourth story i am and i'm probably not gonna be watching just i don't i feel like i need to say yeah it's really could go either way for me like i just can't stay up till 11 30 these days no but sometimes like zach is watching and i just find myself seeing yeah yeah he's pretty dedicated to snl is he yeah okay he's pretty um like habitual yes he is yes which is like yeah which is nice um chris hemsworth is making news saying that he regrets taking a selfie with billy eilish at the oscars saying this is so misleading it's actually funny to think of it this way. He said, we will never be friends.
Okay, literally me if I met Billie Eilish. So this is what actually happened, he said on Colbert.
He said he got a photo with Billie Eilish at the Oscars, and he remembers thinking, ah, don't do it, don't do it. But he thought his kids would love the picture, so he asked for it anyway.
And he was like, no, my kids are going to love this. And then the moment I took it, I was like, I went from work colleague to now like a fan.
And we'll never be friends. Well, I hear his concern.
You're Chris Hemsworth. Someone needs to tell him he's Chris Hemsworth.
And so while that rule applies to most people, it doesn't apply to Chris Hemsworth. I don't care who he's talking to.
Like, seriously. Yeah.
Even if he was talking to the Queen of England and, like, he asked for a photo, like, it's Chris Hemsworth. It's cool.
Yeah. It's not like you're placed in a fan category.
And I imagine it's like a pop diva. Like, you get a lot of people asking you for photos and they're always like, my daughter.
Or if they're of a certain age. So I'm sure, like, Taylor gets it a lot.
Like, I don't think she's thinking about it as much as he is, clearly, like, a year later. But I also just don't think Chris Hemsworth and Billie Eilish would be friends.
So I don't think it's something he has to worry about, like a friendship that was lost. That's true.
Like no potential opportunity like was destroyed here. I don't think they should be friends.
That would be weird. Yeah.
And I don't think they would get along either. Like on a personality level.
Right? Not that I know Chris's personality. But like I feel like.
I feel like I do. I feel like with him you can judge the book based on its cover the cover tells you everything you need to know he's just chris hemsworth what you see is what you get loves his wife loves australia loves to surf loves the gym works like because he likes acting it's not like a passion of his like he makes a lot of money like it's sick like i feel like it's very like gtl very simple yeah very g Very GTL.
Yeah. Jim Tam, Liam Hemsworth.
Jim Tam, Liam. It's actually crazy like the way that the Liam, the Hemsworth brothers like netted out.
There was definitely a period of time where Liam was on his way to becoming much more famous than Chris. But Chris was always Thor.
I know. You can't be bigger than Thor.
And then Liam fucks like everything up, you know? Yeah i wouldn't even consider him like famous now you know yeah like now he's chris's brother and there's a third one who's like miley's ex yes he's miley's ex there's a third one who's just like the heavens were a sibling i literally don't even know his name yeah um i want to say it's like emmett yeah yeah yeah luke um and so liam's not there yet but he's not far yeah and what's so crazy is that he was a part of like one of those major franchises Hunger Games which is just sort of like gives you eternal fame wait I literally forgot about that I'm like yeah last song no I know that's what I'm saying like he was on his way to being on his brother's level like yeah brother's Thor but you're Peta what's his name Gabriel Malark no other one. Gabe? Gail.
I knew it was like a girly little name. So how he went from like almost competing with his brother to now competing with the other brother, I don't get it.
I think he was like too busy telling Miley what to do to work on his own career. Yeah, a thousand percent.
Right? Yeah, yeah. Totally.
Are you ready for our fifth and final story? That's going to lead into our Queenie and Weenie? That's going to lead into our Queenie and Weenie. I'm so upset to let you guys know, once again, I did not watch Southern Charm last night.
It was ringing in part one, and then Craig was on Watch What Happens Live. Yes.
And he stunned Andy with a bit of a dating confession, letting Andy know that he is seeing someone. I'm dying to know.
So let's find out after the show. Yeah, I don't want to be annoying.
I probably could ask. Can Ben ask? Ben's not a gossip girl.
Do you know what I mean? But couldn't he be like, the girls want to know who you're dating. They won't tell anyone.
That makes us look like losers. I just really want to know.
Is it a Bravo person? Is it just a lay person? He said it's not Sally. I know it's not Sally.
Yes. Which I'm glad about.
Is it somebody on the network? Is it somebody in reality TV? Is it a podcaster? Who is it? He said he's dating someone. He said, I am and I'm really happy.
He said, you he said you know when I date I tend to only date one person at a time so I've been seeing someone and I've been reminded that the universe works in crazy ways but everything happens for a reason I just want to say the universe working in crazy ways that makes me feel like it's someone in his orbit that's like come back around Catherine Naomi I don't think it's Naomi but I do think it's like someone it's that girl that blonde olivia he took on the boat for one date do you remember her yeah i don't know if her name was olivia actually like one random season after they went like canoeing natalie natalie and i remember her name and that's who he was dating the first season of winter house when he met page yeah it was right before page him and page didn't even look at each other at winter house and like i'm watching Winterhouse like I'm here for Craig and Paige you know and this girl like she kind of never stood a chance Natalie she never stood a chance like with the canoe date and then like it was just it was maybe right person wrong time he was actually dating her because I remember like Craig and Natalie Craig and Natalie I just want to say I hope it's not Natalie like Natalie seems lovely but it wasn't exciting the first time around of course like the Craig and Paige dance like we have a giant hole to fill. Giant.
And they both have big shoes to fill. And it's like no one whose name we either mentioned not Sally, not Naomi, not Catherine like it would make me super happy.
So excited. Right.
I hope it's someone maybe that I'm not thinking of or that we don't know but I think it's someone Craig already knows. I do just based on like this verbiage.
People also are inclined to think that it's Kristen Cavallari. Because he just did.
That would fill what I just said. He just did her podcast live show.
They have like a brief dating history right before he dated Paige. She's single.
They were just like together. It's possible, right? Yeah.
I just don't think so. Like, I don't know.
I feel like when he chose Paige over Kristen like that was the end of it yeah but I think they still were like friends interesting now Watch Happens Live was cracking me up last night because they watched no they made this tiktok where they did this tiktok I saw of I say a little brother it's from Glee um and they do this dance it's like Santana Brittany and Quinn it's so funny so first of all that cracked me up and Craig's pants were I'm sorry they were cracking me up and the joke is obviously like his fashion needs to girlfriend is not around to help anymore and I just need to know where those pants came from you don't think that's like an old Paige outfit that she picked like I feel like if he went back to dressing like Craig it would be like wearing know. I think this is his attempt to like replicate Paige looks without Paige.
With Craig eye. Eye was dying.
I feel like he's like wearing old Paige things and maybe just like not putting them together. Well, because I feel like once he starts buying his own clothes again, he's going to be dressing like Shep and Austin with the ecky pants and a bun-down shirt.
Literally me and my Patagonia vest. Literally.
You can have it if he needs it. The TikTok was so funny and the comments were so funny.
No, I was laughing so hard. Because they were like roasting in a loving way.
You know, it was all very sweet and funny. But it's like, because it was Austin and Shep dancing and then Craig comes out from behind.
So it's like this big reveal of Craig's pants. And it actually just made me laugh.
It was a suit. Yeah, it was a set.
It was a set. It looks like my mom's from the 80s.
No, people said it looked like the Winifred pant from Aritzia, which is like the classic like trouser that everybody wears. They were just like too big and ugly.
Like it was just really, it was funny. That's really funny.
We're going to find out. Anybody in my personal orbit knows who he's dating.
I will not tell anyone. I just like really want to know.
Or if one of the girlies who works for Craig is listening to this, like please tell Craig to tell Ben who he's dating. Yeah, because Ben's not going to ask.
One thing about us, like we actually can keep a secret. Yes.
Okay, also. We only tell each other.
Maybe the girl herself is a toaster. And she'll be like, hey guys, it's me.
And if she's not, break up with her. What Jackie said.
He needs the elk of a toaster. Totally.
Well, he does. Yeah.
Like I said, the story didn't give us much, we really we're still alive aren't we affirmation of life things we did that like i think we made the most of it yeah as we always do we've been doing this going on eight years you guys we're professionals yeah don't ask us what kind of business we're in though um and it's also queenie and weenie so every friday jackie and i like to end the week with a segment we call queenie of the week and weenie of the week where it's just like it sounds we're giving out two awards a segment we call Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where it's just like it sounds. We're giving out two awards each, so four total.
Queenie of the Week and Weenie of the Week, where we nominate two people, places or things, they don't have to be people, who acted like a Queenie this week or acted like a Weenie this week. They're kind of self-explanatory titles.
It's not that serious, obviously. Like, if you kill someone, you're not going to be Weenie of the Week.
Like, it's just like- You're going to be in jail. Right.
Yeah. You might have a Weenie, like, in your mouth this week.
Because you're in jail, but you're not going to be Weenie of the Week like it's just like you're gonna be jail right yeah you might have a weenie like in your mouth this week because you're in jail but you're not gonna be weenie of the week so it's all fun and games you know don't if you find yourself one day being weenie of the week like just know it's a temporary title yeah let's start queenie or weenie queenie we're starting queenie we literally start queenie every time so oh okay don't be fucking rude okay we always start with a positive you're gonna go queenie and then i'm gonna do my queenie and my weenie because they're in tandem. Okay.
My Queenie is Alex Earl. So good.
I feel like we talked about her a lot this week. And every time, the more I learn about her, the more I watch, it seems like maybe she took my advice about quitting podcasting and going straight to blogging.
We know Sally listens to the toast. So I think that maybe she took our advice, in which case that gives her Queenie nomination energy.
But then also her lawsuit. I'm just like, I'm having like an Alex Earl moment, you know? Same when waiting for my hot mess merch to arrive.
Me too and my sit margs, you know? So Alex Earl. That's so good.
So my Queenie, while it's so close to being you. No, it's okay.
I need to give an honorable mention. I hate when we give it to each other.
I'm going to tell everyone what you did. Sure, but I hate when we give it to each other.
I wanted to use this as an opportunity to mention everyone what you did. Mention everyone mention it all mention it because claudia really helped me out when i was coming to new york she helped she checked into my hotel she brought me groceries she brought dinner she brought fresh fruit she got them to bring a fridge up to my room to put it all away she brought my toys from the studio and my stroller and usually like zach goes out and gets everything but like she brought everything to us and made our stay here just so much more seamless.
And that's Queenie-like behavior.

I want you to have such a pargy time every time you come.

So it's not like, oh, New York was so hard.

I can't wait to not come back.

So it was a pleasure, truly.

Well, thank you so much.

But my Queenie, this is a first in Toast Herstory.

My Queenie and my Weenie are actually the same person.

I love when that happens.

And it's Nikki Blonsky.

Okay, she's just my Weenie.

She is my Queenie because of everything that's happened for her.

And she's getting her flowers and her cameos are going viral and she's the number one booked on cameo and. And that's queenie like behavior.
And that's queenie like behavior and I'm happy for like this renaissance of Mickey Blonsky. She is my weenie for passing on the toast.
She is my weenie for passing on the toast. Are you crazy? No I actually have come around on it a little bit and let me tell you why.
She's my weenie as well. She passed quite swiftly, too.
She didn't even wait, like, 12 hours. Like, she just passed no reason, not like, oh, thanks so much.
It was just, like, a hard pass. And so at first, like, I am, you know, a victim.
I make everything about myself and you. And, like, oh, she's rude.
She hates us. Like, weenie.
Chip. Chip.
Of course, the chip reared its ugly head. But the more I thought about it, and obviously, like, I've seen a lot of footage of her recently because she's making all these cameos um I don't know if she's in a place to be doing interviews and I feel like her passing is more about her than it is about us I'm choosing to believe that I just don't think that's true okay well she's having this woman and she hasn't done anything I just think like she doesn't realize like the potential of what an interview with us would be like no of course but if she was out here doing other shows or it was announced that she was going to be on like jimmy fallon this week like i would say oh it's personal yeah but she's not acknowledged she's not looking at the big picture and that's that's we need like behavior i agree i agree but i'm saying when it comes to me being personally offended i am letting it go not knowing what's best for you nikki yeah i'm just i'm letting it go from a personal stance.
I'm not offended I just think she's being silly and foolish. I was offended.
I wasn't. I don't take things personally.
That's big of you. I just think she's a fool.
I just think she's a weenie like fool. Well.
But I love her and I'll support her forever. I like when we align on Queenie or Weenie yeah so it's obviously clear right what was going down this week day and this is our last show together yeah but we have actually but for you guys we have a vlog and a guest episode on Monday both are going to be released on Monday so you'll have plenty to watch the vlog goes on our patreon patreon.com slash a toast it's a great vlog a lot of bts about like toastiness the Andrew Schultzz episode will be up for everyone that'll be our monday episode and then we're back to our regular remote framey setup on tuesday i've missed the frames me too but this has been a nice change up you know you got to switch things up you don't want to burn out you got to keep things exciting we are creatives shake it up you can't be like stifled and they're always trying to stifle us so we to get the creative juices flowing, and I feel like that's what we've done here.

I love that.

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