The Sexual Regression Revolution: Thursday, February 20th, 2025

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast Happy Thursday. Happy Thursdays.
This week is just not like other weeks. Of course, it was a shirt week.
I mean, it is like other weeks in a lot of ways because, like, the rumors about me are insane. Yet again, it's so hard to live this life.
I know people look at me and they say, oh, my God, glamorous celebrity. She has everything.
And, like, you don't know the toll it takes to these rumors swirling about me. What are the rumors starting? Well, you know, it's funny, right? As life can be.
A couple of days ago, I got on this show and I was very honest with the audience. I said, I'm not really feeling myself.
I've taken a turn looks wise. I'm gonna put on these sunglasses in this new studio to just protect myself.
And I said that quite clearly. And then I did the same thing the next day, which was yesterday.
And I also said quite queerly. Queerly.
You do say it in a very queer fashion. In an extremely queer kind of way that this is what I was doing and this is why I was doing it.
Did that stop the rumors swirling about me? No. What are the rumors? Claudia had a procedure done.
Now, I feel like we're all forgetting that I'm pregnant, which pretty much bars, unfortunately, any pregnancy.

And it's also, like, rude.

Why are you not thinking of me and remembering things that I tell you?

Yeah.

It's like, is my experience not important to you?

Is it not valid?

Also, rumors I got LASIK.

I don't wear glasses.

So there's just, like, a lot of inconsistency in the rumors, and it really upsetting me um because now today I'm forced to

not wear my glasses to prove like I'm still the same ugly bitch and it's funny it's funny that

you guys thought that I would get a procedure and it wouldn't be liposuction like if I was

getting a procedure I thought that you would get a procedure and not vlog it for the patreon

1000 so I have my glasses right here people who thought that of you obviously don't know you first

of all you're pregnant first of all kind of the biggest of all and second of all you're an open

book, especially when it comes to shit like that. Like if you had something done, what did they think? Like bleph or something? Oh my gosh, you'd be shouting it from the rooftops.
How interesting. I would love to have a bleph right now.
Like, so I have a bleph. Do you think you'll have a bleph in your life? Actually, of all like the issues, I like I look in the mirror and you know, a bleph was so, I'm sure if I sat and looked at my blef, I could come up with a reason to get the surgery.
But it's certainly not on my top 20. Not even close.
I totally agree. First would be liposuction.
Sometimes I see something, I'm like, ooh, I need that. First would be breast lift and reduction.
Okay. Which nobody is speculating, which is – that's hurtful.
Right. That nobody thinks I got a breast lift and reduction.
First – second would be liposuction. Yeah.
Liposuction's like a little nothing burger, though. That's like Botox.
It's basically outpatient. It is.
It's just a little suction. So I'm going to put these glasses back on.
Okay. Because, again, I haven't blown out my hair in a few days.
I'm carrying a little holiday weight, a little baby weight as well, and I just don't feel good. Leave turdy alone.
And I also feel like the glasses have been giving me an extra little spice. You know? Yeah, because you have this protection.
Especially this pair. Yeah.
You love your Aussie pair. Aussie! Yeah.
Sharon! Love. So just wanted to clear up what I was going through.
Well, the rumors are true. I deleted my Twitter.
That's what I've been saying, by the way. I mean, the rumors are true.
Me, when I's what i've been saying by the way i mean the rumors are true me when i decided to like take two days off tiktok releasing a song yeah those were the days where were you like i know everybody remembers where they were when they heard like major life news like we killed osama where were you when miley deleted her twitter when you heard that miley deleted her twitter oh i actually don't remember but i do remember that i deleted mine like when my in solidarity yeah when miley got a twitter i got a twitter because i was like that'siley deleted her Twitter. Oh, I actually don't remember.
But I do remember that I deleted mine.

Like when Miley.

In solidarity?

Yeah, when Miley got a Twitter, I got a Twitter.

Because I was like, that's how I can keep up with Miley.

As opposed to just like going to justjarred.com slash backslash Miley Cyrus.

Like I can follow her on Twitter.

So I joined Twitter to follow along with Miley.

And then the rumors were true.

She deleted her Twitter.

So I'm like, what am I doing here?

And I deleted mine.

And then later in life, I made another Twitter.

Yeah. But my first, I don't even remember the days.
It was just like a Miley fan account. That was how Twitter took off.
Remember, it was like, Ashton Kutcher joined Twitter. It was like, well, if you want to keep up with Ashton.
And who didn't back in the day? There was a lot to keep up with Miley. Like she was taking matters into her own hands.
The Miley and Mandy show? Yeah, like sharing things going on in her life that we would never see on just Jared. So I had to join Twitter.
We do have to kind of give a shout out to Jared in that moment because he was there for us before all these other social media platforms were like posting carousels of like the same variant of the same picture. But like she moved her leg a little bit.
Somebody else was there for us too, but I will not speak his name. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Voldemort. The erasure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though that was, which is really crazy, that was a really big part of our consumption of celebrity culture growing up.
I'm sure you guys know what we're talking about. We will not say this person's name.
He shall not be named, which is just so crazy. Yeah.
And now he like goes online and talks about bullying and it's like, he goes online and talks about bullying and then he bullies us. He bullies everyone.
Yeah, yeah. And then when it's like, I can't even go there.
No, I can't even go there. Justice for Misha Barton.
Justice for everyone. Or as he called her, a mushy fart one.
Right. Justice for everyone, so true.
So I'm glad that you cleared up those rumors about Claude's self. It's just, you know, you see so many rumors about yourself when you're as big of celebrities as we are and you want to respond to every single one of them, right? No.
But this one in particular was so flawed in its potential. I wish I could be getting procedures right now.
I wish that's the phase of my life that I was currently in. Yeah.
Well, the rumors are also true that my car can park itself. Guys, I watched Jackie today.
I literally got here early, parked in the same exact place.

And I was like, let me find this bitch.

When I turned down the street, I turned right behind you.

I like saw your car, my husband's car.

And I was like, oh my God, Cojers.

So she pulled in the exact spot that she was in yesterday.

And there was another spot in front of her, just like yesterday.

But Claudia was doing her thing.

And I saw my spot from yesterday was open.

Like we literally got to start all over again.

It's honestly like Groundhog's Day because the car that wound up parking in front of you was another Tesla Model Y like yesterday. No, I literally think we're living in a simulation.
I've never thought that before until today when all the same parking spots are open, we get a second chance. Claudia parks in her spot.
I drive a little forward. People told me that my car can park itself.
I just have to tap the P. So I line up my car.
I'm like, don't this have the P. I never would have thought it would have been that simple.

I see that it's always had, like, whenever there's a parking space or if I'm in a parking lot, all the spots are lettered P.

So I'm like, let me just tap it.

The car starts going ham.

Did you take your foot off the gas?

My foot was not on the gas.

Swerving, Mervyn, this wheel is going crazy.

Like, perfect park job. I watched it.
I was standing there waiting for you. Oh, I was waiting for you.
Well, you were just taking a while to get your bag. But I was literally standing there like.
Excuse me, I just want to clear my name. I was parked.
I was taking a long time to get out of the car because I got you a coffee. So I told my purse and two coffees.
Oh my gosh. Well, thank you for coffee, coffee girls cheers to what hopefully will be what will hopefully be a great episode like we're together in our commuter studio life which is kind of feeling like the life we were made for I know so actually in addition to the rumors about my botched facelift um a lot of rumors swirling that um you and I are on bad terms and I'm not sleeping at your house.
That's not what happened. No, it's not.
Jackie had. We're on bad terms, but we're doing this.
We are on bad terms. And Jackie had other house guests.
I had a full house. And as we told you guys on Tuesday, Claudia was adamant that she wasn't coming here this weekend or this week.
So I made other plans and I had a full house up until yesterday. So you got a hotel.
And let me say this. Man plans.
God laughs. Cause I always come and stay at your house and it's lovely.
I'll never stay at your house again. This has been really great.
And like, this is great for like work life balance too. Being at a hotel has been so amazing and no disrespect.
Cause you know, I love waking up like in your house with your family, but it's so worth it. Like the peace and the restoration that I have afforded.
Like, and I the spa at this hotel. You came and spent the day.
No, and like we're loving using the amenities. I went to the spa.
We went to the beach. Like I'm loving the coach hotel.
I'm not offended because I'm loving it too. So I just want to like set the record straight for our listeners.
Like don't ever expect to see me at Jackie's house ever again unless the hotel is booked. And then also with the new studio, the studio revamp, we're only set up for one person.
I can't record two people in my studio on video anymore. And I can do audio if you want to sit on the floor.
So we have to go. We have to outsource.
So like things are changing. But we found a beautiful home here.
And we found, like this is just, necessity is the mother of invention because we've seriously never been happier. And you know, and I've never, ever been happier.
We're so happy. We are, by the way.
We found a new home here. I love this, like, very Tim Dill.
This podcast studio is so podcast. Do you know what I mean? It's so real ones podcasting.
Like, if you're a real one with a podcast, it looks like this. And you know what? We are real ones.
We always forget. Like we are huge, both physically, but also in the podcasting space.
Now our clips like will look like the elk of podcasters. No, we look like the type of clips where the top comment is like, they should make podcast equipment more expensive.
You know, that's what people say. Like when a podcast goes viral for saying something really stupid, like the top comment is always like, we've got to make podcast microphones more inaccessible.
Oh, that's funny. Because I feel like in this studio, it's like very clear these are not our microphones.
I feel like people would comment that in our like frame situation because like we own those things. We forgot our mic flags again today.
Rats. You know what? Now that this is our new home, we should leave a copy here.
We should. Yeah.
I'm going to leave a lot of stuff here. I've got plans.
We're going to, like, give us a drawer.

We're, like, in that episode of Sex and the City

where Carrie gets, like,

a quarter of an inch

in Big's mirror

in the bathroom.

Next thing you know,

she's got a blow dryer,

she's taking up a drawer,

and he gives it all back to her.

Oh, man, he was so fucking mean.

Like, next time that we're here

for a bit of a duration,

like, we're bringing trinkets

for the shelves.

We're bringing a suitcase.

We're going to make it our own.

I like my suitcase.

We are bringing a suitcase. We're going to make it our own.
I like my suitcase. We are bringing a suitcase.

We are.

Full of pleany materials.

Correct.

Pleany, pargy things.

We're really like the nightmare girlfriend.

We're moving in.

We're redecorating.

Yeah, but I think sometimes she adds a nice touch.

A woman's touch?

I love what they've done with the place.

1,000%.

We are not complaining.

We are not judging.

We are so excited and honored.

We're happy to be a part of the podcasting world.

The community, the done with the place. 1,000%.
We are not complaining. We are not judging.
We are so excited and honored. We're happy to be a part of the podcasting world.
The community. The podcasting queue-munity of Southern Florida.
It's true and it's a very large queue. I have noticed it is very large.
A booming. We'll fit right in.
A booming industry. So by the way, today's a great show because it's Thursday.
Stories are what they are. Life's what you make it so let's make it rock.
Yeah. But it's also House Day, so last night's episode of Summer House, the second of the season aired, and I have a lot of thoughts.
I know we were trying not to recap it betwixt the two of us off air, and you were like, you look like a man. I had a mean thing to say, so I said that off air.
Well, as you of course should. Yeah, I wasn't gonna say that on the show, but I just wanted you to know how I felt.
Of course. I would say some mean stuff on the show, but it was category of mean that I'm not saying.
I know. And it's just so sad that like, and because we're sisters, like we could just say things to each other.
Like other people would never even like be too afraid to say. There's show talk.
And then there's like off show talk. And I just want to say, if you guys could hear off show talk and you never will, like you would not be able to pull it out of me.
You either would fucking hate us or seriously think we're no it's even better than show talk It's like the real stuff, but then sometimes we're doing off show talk. I'm like I don't give a fuck anyone can hear this Like you know if we were at like lunch or something we're having I was like I don't care Yeah, we were having lunch and we were gossiping and Jackie was being so loud.
I'm like I don't care I like a pop in place where like they were they were totally toasters. Incredibly toasty.
Yeah. And I was like, could you shut your fucking mouth? Please.
But I told you, I'll say it to your face. I don't give a, she literally didn't give a fuck.
Yeah. But sometimes I'm like speaking like in.
Yeah. No, by the way, sometimes you have to talk shit so hard that you actually can't even speak it.
No, you cannot speak it. You sort of have to like.
Yeah. Even in like my own house, if I'm saying something, I'm like...
No, no, you ever say something like so vile and atrocious, you have to do like a couple of things before you say it. You have to check your phone, flip it upright to make sure like it's not recording a voice memo.
That's very you. No, by the way, that's a universal experience.
I'm telling you. I just like...
Whenever I'm saying something so nasty, I'll take everybody's phones, I'll take Ben's, I'll put it all in like the center of the table flip it up. Whenever I'm saying something really nasty, what I have to do is just say a couple nice things before it.
Oh no, I don't feel the need to qualify my nastiness. When I say something really nasty, I flip up all the phones.
She's an amazing, beautiful girl. I also repeat it in my head first, just to make sure if anybody walked by hearing it, is this something I could truly stand by? Right.
And that's why I don't leave the house. That's why I don't leave the house, because nobody can walk by in my own house.
So you think. So true.
My Alexa, the way my Alexa could destroy me. If like, you know, there's a lot of theories.
I saw this lawsuit. Well, she's always listening.
Right, that she's listening even when you're not- She's listening for her name, she says. Speaking to her, if you're not speaking to her.
I didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching one of Shannon's stories.

Jeff Bezos doesn't even know that he could ruin my career,

like with the information he has. I think he could make your career.

I think it's time he did, by the way.

Yeah, well, that too, but I just feel like...

I'll say it to your face.

Do it.

Get the fuck out of my face, though.

No, but I literally didn't even know I had an Alexa

until I was watching Shannon's stories

and she was talking to hers and mine started going.

Where's your Alexa? You don't know you have one?

It's under my living room TV.

Now, the good news is I don't do, like, any...

Oh, yeah, it's a clock.

I'm going to talk. I literally didn't even know I had an Alexa until I was watching Shannon's stories and she was talking to hers and mine started going.
Where's your Alexa? You don't know you have one. It's under my living room TV.
Now, the good news is I don't do like any. Oh, yeah.
It's a clock. I don't do any interesting conversation in my living room.
No, no. Whatsoever.
That's not where it goes down. Different rooms in the home require different sort of conversations and the living room is not.
So, Jeff has nothing. Your living room is also far too open because you have like an open concept home.
Right. And it's like people in the kitchen and the dining room could hear you and it's not private.
It's not where it goes down. Where does the worst of it go down for you? My bed on FaceTime.
Mine's the tub. Like it's really private.
Oh, that's good. Yeah.
And like you have like the stone walls they can't get through. It's a little echoey actually.
If you're like listening through my vents. It's like reverberating to your neighbors.
Correct. That's funny.
But we don't really say anything bad because we're like lovely, nice girls and we love everyone. You know, I've actually like never said anything nasty in my life.
Yeah, it's just true. It's the truth.
Well, that, by the way, I'm glad you brought that up because when talking shit and gossiping, the truth is a factor here. Like if we're exchanging...
The truth will set you free. If we're exchanging truths, we're We're not doing anything wrong.
If we're, like, making stuff up, like, that's real... Like, that's gossip.
We don't do that. We merely exchange factual information.
No, with a sprinkle of opinion. A little flair for dramatics.
But the opinions are truthful. Correct.
And therefore, nobody's getting hurt. Yeah.
Yeah. No, it's fine.
Like, it's been fine. These justifications we have to ourselves quarterly that, like, our shit talking is fine.
It's fine. No, as I get older, I feel much more comfortable.
It's actually so true. You know? Yeah.
I guess that's how old people, like, grandies. They don't give a fuck.
That's why they don't give a fuck. And they'll say to your face.
Yep. And I see how you get there.
Oh, I have, like, the mindset when it comes to gossip of a woman twice my age. Yeah, and just know like it will get even stronger.
Cause now I'm stronger. And that must be a fun part of growing up, amongst other things.
Also, fun fact, when we wrapped yesterday's show, the lovely gentleman, Ben here, who's been fabulously switching all the cameras, he said, he said it to both of us, but we all know he was talking to me. He said, are you guys like singers? Are you like musicians? He said, you have such a good voice.
And I just thought that was like an interesting fact I wanted to share with everyone. He said, what kind of business you in? What kind of business y'all in? That's seriously such an underrated, obviously like the post-its moment from Romy and Michelle is like a viral moment, but that particular line, the way that server served it, is so part-time.
It's often often overlooked just by the like we invented post-its and that's great but what kind of business y'all in no and it's so pertinent to the present day because so many people talk like they don't realize it yep but the way that they talk about their businesses and their creations and sometimes you just want to see someone what kind of business y'all in?

It's true.

Right?

That happens a lot.

Actually, what were we just talking about?

Megan Markle.

Love is Blind.

Oh, that too.

The people being like,

I work in medical aesthetics.

I'm around a lot of Botox.

What kind of business y'all in?

Yeah.

Like, what do you do?

And also it's like,

are you a doctor?

That's cool.

The other girl who had a doctorate in health administration

and works in a hospital and called herself a doctor. What kind of business y'all in? Do you have a doctorate or are you a doctor in a hospital? That guy who's like, I'm around a lot of aesthetics.
Like I have a high bar for beauty. Like that's what a plastic surgeon says.
He's not the doctor. He's not even like the RN who does the bits and bobs.
And it makes you, it begs the question, what kind of business y'all in? He kind of just like walks into the receptionist and like drops off the things that they ordered. Correct.
He is a courier. So he sees Botox in the waiting room? He's a clerk.
It's just something that really only plastic surgeons can say. Having said that, I identify with these people on Love is Blind who have a difficult time expressing their jobs.

Because when I meet new people and they say, what do you do?

These days, I really, I think I just say I have a podcast.

That's what I say.

Everyone is so interested.

For a while, it was like, I'm a comedian.

And then it was also like a content creator.

Right.

I've landed.

It's when you're multi-hyphenate, like we are, you know, authors, New York Times, what's wrong?

What else are we comedians

podcasters

content creators

musicians

it's hard to pick just one

so like I hate to say

just podcast

because then it's

it leaves behind

all my other accomplishments

but I think for the sake

of brevity

and like lucidity

it's best

accuracy

yeah

but also in this day and age

like a successful podcaster

does do all of those

other things

like are you a podcaster

if you don't have a book

so I think they know

that you have like

multiple businesses

when you say podcasting. And I also have to say, I think I told you this, but the show, Nobody Wants This, has done wonders for this conversation.
Because whenever I say to people, especially older people, like, oh, I have a podcast. And especially when I say with my sister.
With my sister, yeah. They're like, like the show, Nobody Wants This.
Yeah, yeah. And I think that they portray it pretty well, except then they think it's like sex.
especially when I say with my sister they're like like the show nobody wants this and I think that they portray it pretty well except then they think it's like sex and then I say it's not like that it's just comedy I won't even let my sister listen to my episode of Jay Shetty you think we're talking about sex? No so it's really done wonders for that and I just have to thank the sisters foster I have to thank the sisters foster for a lot of things Oh I do have to thank the sisters foster for a lot of things. Oh, I do have to thank the sisters Foster for a lot of things.
I guess that's like a good segue into like what we absolutely have to talk about today, like as human beings. And it's just dreadful because this show is supposed to be fun and light.
And people are making it so hard. We've made it fun and light up until this point, even though it's been an awful morning and an awful few days.
It's really been a tough 24 hours. There were a lot of rumors in the last couple of days about the fate of the Bebas family.

And I try not to get caught up.

There are so many rumors.

They've been saying things about them for like a year,

especially about this particular family.

So I'd seen false reports,

and I didn't want to believe any of it

until it was actually confirmed.

And yesterday it was,

that the four hostages being sent back from Gaza today

were going to be dead bodies.

In coffins.

Dead bodies.

And three out of four of them were the Bebas family. So the mother and the two kids.
The bodies are now in Israel for identification. So like it'll be triple confirmed soon.
But that is who they've said is coming. So like now.
And of course there was like a whole parade in Gaza of the bodies. Of the coffins, music playing.
Everyone came out to cheer. They brought their children.
Just like a despicable society. Yeah.
A display of depravity and like, I don't, there actually aren't words. No.
To accurately describe like some of those videos and actually, and what happened there. They gave the coffins back, they were locked, they gave keys, the keys didn't open them.
Like it's just the level of psychological terror and warfare. Like these are not human beings with souls.
These are awful, horrible people. I think the humanity, the Jewish people are obviously in mourning today, I think, for humanity as well.
And just talking about the Fosters, they've been very vocal in just saying the obvious things, which has been really hard for people with no brain cells, I guess. Yeah, people with a platform and celebrity, it's become just a big part of social culture and celebrity culture like to take on causes and become advocates for different human rights, a lot of like feminist movements and to really experience complete radio silence in a matter like this is so devastating.
And that's why the Foster Sisters to us are like such role models and such fabulous because they don't give a fuck. Like scrupled women.
That's what we were saying yesterday. And I feel a lot of different ways about social media activism.
Like you don't just need to post something to say that, you know, hey, like a mark me safe. Like don't come after me.
But like the fact that some people wouldn't want people to know like, hey, I care about this. Like this bothers me.
And then there's also other people where they see this and it's like you don't feel compelled to say something just because what you've seen is so wrong. And it's also the same people who are constantly posting about perceived human rights issues and feminism and all the things that they're worried about and like this is seriously the worst thing i could possibly think of i couldn't even mother and her two children stolen from their home not even by the terrorists the military civilians by civilians who after the terror they came to loot and ravage the village and they found them rape and they found them and they took them alive to Gaza and they're coming back in coffins.
Yeah. And their dad was also taken separately.
He came back alive two weeks ago. I can't only, like I.
These are not people that you can live beside. So once this chapter of releases and exchanges closes, like it can't go on this way no and i there's this has been a particular part of the story that so many people have been following because it's such a i mean every hostage taken is so terrible but this one in particular i think shook a lot of people anyone with a kid but also like just these beautiful children with a heart it was really um just kind of one of the bigger stories from the saga and And I had actually forgotten, like, with all the hoopla in the last couple of days, that the father was returned two weeks ago.
I had just, like, forgotten that small part of it. And so that's just another huge part of the tragedy.
Like, I don't know how someone like that, how you go on. I don't know either.
After being starved, tortured. You also just went through, like, one of the worst things a human can go through.
A holust you've been through a 500 days of starvation of torture of hostage of kidnapping and you returned to and your entire family is gone your wife your children her parents were killed they were living in the same kibbutz their dog it's it's it's all so upsetting like the story itself but what makes it even harder to come to terms with is the aftermath and the reactions. The lack of outrage.
The silence. They should have been returned immediately.
Day one. And there wasn't that.
Well, they never should have been taken. Of course.
But just the world failed them. They failed Israel.
Jewish people around the world. It's horrible.
It and and and then these displays you know all the innocent civilians coming out well fed they get between two thousand and three thousand calories of eight victims of genocide every single day with their posters that they print and their ceremonies they're all overweight even though they've been for two days no please i'm real i'm not like pussyfooting around it anymore. Once this release, it's over.
It can't be this way. You can't live with people like this.
This experiment of land for peace was a failure. And if they want to live underground, then they don't need a beautiful strip on the sea.
I've got a gorgeous tunnel for you. Go live anywhere else.
Goodbye. Seriously, the worst possible end to an 18-month saga.
I else so goodbye seriously the worst possible end to uh 18 month saga i don't know the worst possible end yeah now we were doing a good job of like keeping the show light because i felt like you know even before obviously that's what's on everyone's mind today that's what our mind was on and then we did our toasty thing and i was feeling a little better but we had now i feel worse of course mention it now I feel worse we are gonna find a way to pivot as we always do and like let's do that let's yeah yeah yeah um it's just gonna be like last night it's just gonna be like a hard left turn and Claudia didn't throw up just move on like I didn't throw up in my sleep last night which was amazing and I only peed and my car parked itself winds are a plenty okay they are abound I this particular hotel has probably the best blackout curtain I've ever had in my life. Get the brand.
Just peep. It's like motorized.
It's like a whole thing. It's built into the wall.
No, but the fabric. Get the fabric brand.
It's not about the fabric. It's about the cut.
She doesn't want solutions. No, it's been really, really fabulous.
I can't stress enough. For the next next couple of years don't think that Jackie and I are on bad terms.

Like I'm just never

staying at her house again.

No it's

Even though she just

redid my bedroom for me.

Sorry.

It's okay.

I use it as like a content room.

Yeah.

You do make a lot of content

in that room.

I do because it's so pardy

and like it's right next

to the studio

so it's like my little office.

Okay.

What kind of business

y'all in?

You an office?

I have an office.

Except now I work

out of home now.

Well I have an office

out of the home

back in New York.

Thank you. Okay, what kind of business y'all in? You an office? I have an office.

Except now I work out of home now.

I have an office out of the home back in New York.

I don't know if you know that. Oh, that's true.

Oh, I guess you do work out of the home all the time.

Oh, I'm a commuter.

Commuting?

Like, I was listening to such bops this morning.

Timber, Teenage Dream.

It's going down?

Bang, bang.

I was having so much fun.

It's really important how you start.

Like, I know a lot of people commuting, and it's probably dreadful.

But, like, I feel it.

It sets the tone.

I feel like I'm going feel like there are ways of course when you're done listening to the toast where you can make it fun i don't want to complain because your husband has been so generous in lending ben and i his car for the weekend but his apple carplay yeah it has he has the old phone he has the old phone so the cord to connect Apple CarPlay is that... So I've been driving in silence.

Why don't you turn on 100.7? Why 100?

I don't really know how to do that.

And because I've been wearing my hair on a

slick back claw clip, I've been driving

in silence with a claw clip digging into the...

That's so unsafe. I know how dangerous it is.

It's kind of like a miserable

commute. Not to make everything about me.

Oh, I'm so sorry. But at least you had your coffee.
I mean, you can't have a cigarette, so that's sad. One thing about pregnancy.
I saw someone in front of me at a red light, like, ashing their cigarette. Bogan.
Like, got a spare. Something about being pregnant.
Like, are pulled up by itself right next to it. Right.
Something about being pregnant is like, the days are hard.

You don't crave it.

The days can be really hard and sometimes it would just be nice

to top off the day with a little cig.

Or what about a drink?

I mean.

No.

In the beginning of pregnancy,

I was like on here

and I feel like in the vlog

I was talking about how,

you know,

I was always really concerned.

Not concerned,

but it always scared me a little bit

that like,

you know,

you would be pregnant for 10 months

and then like obviously postpartum. You don't have a drink for like a year and i'm such

a social drinker i love to go out and have a cocktail and that was something that really

scared me and then i was like well it's actually been amazing i don't miss alcohol at all i've been

missing alcohol like a little bit more especially at the wedding when we were at the henna i don't

know if i mentioned i went to a multicultural event and what ethnicity exactly well the bride

was moroccan oh okay and the groom was syrian but funny story i won't say it again

Thank you. I don't know if I mentioned I went to a multicultural event.
And what ethnicity exactly was it? Well, the bride was Moroccan. Oh, okay.
And the groom was Syrian, but funny story. I won't say it again.
He was a little bit Moroccan. When I walked into the henna.
Exactly. Spoiler alert.
When I walked into the henna, it was like on the ocean. I was like, honestly, I could so kill for a cocktail.
And then I was on the beach and I was like with all my friends from high school. And I was like, I could really use a cocktail.
I just find myself more and more saying I could really use a cocktail. Whereas in the beginning I was like, I don't even miss it.
That's so funny. I was actually thinking like when I'm driving, I get like really stressed out.
I'm like, I kind of need a drink. Oh, that's funny.
Like while I drive just to relax. I don't know what we are going to talk about on this show.
Like when you finally just settle into being a driver. I don't think I ever will.
When you're in high school and you get your license,

like it's all fun.

But eventually it's something where it's like if your mom asks you to go get eggs,

you're like, ugh, no.

Whereas in high school you're like,

yeah, I'll go get eggs.

Anybody else need anything?

Putting down the window, blasting the music.

You're just like, ugh.

At some point it loses its novelty

and it just becomes like a means to an end.

So the more I drive, like especially today,

like my commute was the same.

I was on the same street.

Right.

So it will start to lose its luster. But I do think if you get your license at 16 and then like when does it lose its luster? I feel like pretty quickly.
I don't know. I'm going on two years now.
But everything I do is like new sometimes. I also think like this summer, I didn't really drive last summer in the Hamptons at all.
This summer, like I plan to. I won't ever stop talking about it.
Yeah. Did you guys know New York

you can't make it right unread?

One thing about Jackie,

if you get in the car with her,

it's like you kind of have to know

the narration begins.

Like if someone,

I feel like a lot of people

who know me,

not closely,

but like acquaintances,

probably,

I'm actually kind of quiet.

I don't talk a lot.

And especially like at the,

yeah,

I just,

and sometimes I'm tired,

but also I'm just not a big talker.

When you talk for a living,

like you don't want to talk elsewhere. I know, like I I'm kind of shy I think you guys know that now about me like I'm shy I'm very introverted that's why I've taken to the internet um but and so I think some people are like wait this girl like talks for a living and she's not talking to me like maybe she doesn't like me just get me in the car but she doesn't just ask me to drive you somewhere shut up just ask me to drive you somewhere but she's not talking about anything interesting other than what's going on on the road.
I'm just narrating. She is narrating like, oh, get out of my lane.
I'm like, and sometimes, the last time you drove me was two days ago after the toast. We had like a lot going on.
We had to upload. I'm like busy on my phone and you're just like, can you believe that red car? I'm like, no, I wasn't paying attention.
I'm busy. Well, okay.
Sue me. She's just chatting.
Sue me for being excited. I feel like we should bring back exciting exciting commutes i know there's also been a lot of discourse recently about like back to office work and you know i typically i said he doesn't like to i stopped waiting into it after you guys lost your goddamn minds but like very much like the world is on my side now like you've seen i just want to say if the ceo of jp morgan ever single, you absolutely need to pursue him as a life partner because no two people have been more vocal about getting Americans back in the office than you.

And you guys take so much shit for it.

You and J.P. Morgan's CEO, what's his name?

Jamie.

Jamie Diamond.

Yeah, he's so classic.

He's always making – and for some reason, I know he has a really important job, but for some reason, every time he says something, it's the CEO of JP Morgan.

And he's always wading into the remote work conversation, as are you.

I stopped like once, you know, I made my position clear.

People didn't like it.

I had nothing left to say.

Except.

So that was it.

But now it's back in the conversation. Like people are going back to work.

And I would just encourage you to like make it fun. Make commute fun listen to something great find a great playlist grab a coffee cigarette whatever you need grab a cigarette like on your way to work yeah and because the thing is you have to go back to work regardless of me you have to go back to the office right what do you want to do about it you want to mope about it or you want to make it exciting like you're a teenager again and you just got your first car? I'm ready for Big Tobacco to start sponsoring the toast.
Like that's kind of money I need to live. I agree.
And I feel like they've been barred by the FCC from advertising everywhere. They can't even like advertise on their own packages.
It's like Surgeon General warnings instead. You will die if you smoke this and people are still buying it.
I love America. They like can't even have their branding on their cigarettes.

Like it comes in just a carton.

I don't think there's laws

in podcasting yet.

This is still the Wild West.

No, there definitely is.

Like Philip Morris,

call us.

We can be bought

and it's for less money

than you think.

It depends on,

for Philip Morris,

it's less money than you think.

Right.

Like for a smaller brand,

I think it's like more money

than you think.

You know,

for like a local owned business,

you can't afford us.

No, I'm kidding.

Okay, we actually like dilly-dallied

a little too close to the sun.

Yeah, we did.

But the good news is,

is that like there's not Wi-Fi here today.

I barely have stories up.

So.

It's just,

yeah,

it's just one of those days.

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The stories are, like, good but really random today don't judge. Oh, I was going to.
No, no. I'm telling you.
Okay. Cynthia Eriva will host the 2025 Tony Awards ceremony.
So Cynthia Eriva will host the Tony Awards this June. This marks the first time her hosting.
She obviously has a background in Broadway. And now she will play host at the Tony Awards.

That feels right.

I feel like she shouldn't have to work this hard.

I agree.

She's so talented.

Hosting is for people who don't have conventional talents.

Like me.

And so you make the most of your personality.

But when you are this level of singer.

Yeah, hosting is also not for people who would ever be nominated at this particular event.

I'm pretty sure she has been nominated and even won Tonys. Like, you can sit.
Yeah. I mean, this is, like, really great and exciting for the fans.
I just, like, it's a really, it's hard work. She's had a hard year.
She's been, like, busy working, traveling, promoting, filming. I do think, like, the Tonys are less cutthroat than the Golden Globes and the Oscars, mostly because, like, people don't really watch them just straight facts like because we didn't all see every Broadway show it's like you have to go to Broadway and then you probably see one show even it's a little niche even if you take a trip to Broadway like you probably see one show yeah maybe two yeah and the fact that they're both nominated for Tonys like what are the odds it's very niche so that's why people aren't as hard about it I think it's just a small community and they support their own so I think think like everyone be nice to Cynthia.
But it's like you got to work really hard. So I just don't know why she would want to do that when she's just so talented.
She's also at a level where like you don't have to take gigs like this anymore. It's very much like an up and coming kind of thing.
Yeah. Unless like she wants to do more hosting.
In which case I would say again like why? Yeah. I don't think she wants to do more hosting.
Like people who are like given roles like Alphabet, like they don't have. Hosting is something you kind of have to do.

Yeah.

Not want.

Yeah, or it's like it's the career stalled or whatever.

But like all she has to do is sing and the jobs will come.

Yeah, I feel like at first I was like, oh, this is duh.

Sure, give it to Cynthia.

But why would she want to work this hard?

Yeah, and hopefully she'll sing during the show. You know, maybe do like an opening musical number.

A meddling.

Jackman.

Yeah.

But again, that's a lot of work.

Like why?

You think Sutton and Hugh will be there?

Maybe like.

I do.

Me too.

Because they're like.

They're out and about.

The toast of Broadway.

She's the toast of the town.

He's been the toast.

They were the toast last year, but they weren't a couple while they were doing the Music Man.

Together they are a sandwich.

They are so Broadway.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hear the sounds of marching feet on the avenue I'm taking you to 42nd Street. It's Pardee.
Oh, somebody yesterday sounded off in the comments as we had requested what is the anthonym of Pardee. I don't know if you saw it,i i thought that was really good beautiful i thought it was really good i i'm open someone said nargy yes somebody me i said that twice on the show yesterday and i i stand by that it shouldn't rhyme with pargy okay oh and i want to tell you this offline but it could be an online conversation as well the way we've been saying like you know we take a word and we manipulate it gorgeous gargy and now we're saying pargy we're saying it like perchy the queen's boyfriend porchy i know that's what we already had this conversation like a few months ago remember

we were like we were having a parge off oh you i mean you actually talked about it on the show you

said you said something so funny when you were like that loaf is so queen elizabeth's little

boyfriend can i tell you when you are as funny as i am but you also have like such a bad memory life is so exciting because you're constantly being reminded of hysterical things you said no or you get to like experience it twice like the first time you laughed so hard and the second time literally we were going back and forth i think i made a pargy loaf and so we, pargy, pargy. Did you make a pargy loaf in the sense that you made a loaf of bread or you took a good poop? In the sense that I made a loaf of bread because we weren't both standing around the toilet bowl talking about it.
But wouldn't it have been fun if we were? Maybe next time. And I said, this loaf is like Queen Elizabeth's little boyfriend.
Pargy. That's funny.
Like that is a funny joke. And you laugh so much in the moment, and then you came on the show and you told everyone the funny thing that I said.
So they will remember. The North remembers.
That's so nice of me to like highlight a funny offline moment of yours. Yeah, so.
I just want to say I'm in hell. Oh, no, I'm not.
I thought I forgot my Tums. Whew.
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Just saying. Okay.
Crunch, crunch, crunch. Do you take

one or two? One. I feel like you take two.
In a sitting? Like you take two out of it? I take two

in a sitting. The back says like one or two, but like why not two? Oh, that's very interesting.

I've always only taken one. Also in my pregnancy, like if I really took a tum every time I was even remotely uncomfortable,

I'd have 15 a day.

I try to keep it to, like—

And you could only have, like, five a day.

Actually, Dr. Fox, I said, is there such thing as, like, overdosing?

He was like, no.

And then somebody in my DMs was like, I got a kidney stone when I was pregnant for how many tums I took.

Read the back.

It says how many you should take in 24 hours.

Dr. Fox says they're a great source of calcium.

But, of course, consult your doctor.

But you could have, like, calcium overdose. You could overdose on calcium.
Very sad. Why is there a section of this label that says inactive ingredients? Like why would I need to know what's not in here? That's not what it is.
That's not what that means. That's not in there.
Do not take more than seven tablets in 24 hours.

Okay, I'm keeping it under four. And also,

the fact that it's an odd number means at one point, like,

you did take just one. Well, you,

when you take two at a time. Yeah, then I can only

go to six, and then, like, I get a bonus one.

Yeah, I guess, like, right before bed, like, a little top-off.

No, that's when you need the two.

Maybe in the morning, a little. Start the day.

Ease in. Not to rub in, but, you know,

they leave a chocolate on my pillow at this hotel. You never did that at house and it's a caramel chocolate i actually did do that once like one valentine's day i got you heart chocolate oh you did okay yeah one i mean they do it every night at this place sure sure sure and it's usually i think like chocolates on your pillow they give you like the worst shit chocolate like i don't know where they pick this up from this one was a caramel milk chocolate it was really gone yummo yeah and now i know why I'm like choking on my own vomit in my sleep because I'm eating caramel milk you have to stop eating like after you have to have dinner and be done and it's really hard that's seriously the hardest part yeah I'd rather throw up in my sleep honestly oh okay then just wait go into bed without supper just wait but just wait go into bed without supper is not an option for me no supper and then call it a date sorry go into bed without two suppers.
It's not an option for me. No, supper and then call it a date.
Sorry. Go into bed without two suppers? It's not an option for me.
Our next story, Olivia Munn is recalling a traumatic experience on a movie set and a disrespectful seven-figure settlement that she turned down. Damn.
So Olivia Munn went on Monica Lewinsky's podcast called Reclaiming. Okay, I've heard none of this.
And she shared that while filming a movie, which she did not specify, however, like people are speculating. She also hasn't done like a million movies.
And she talks about the time that it was in. So it's like we can figure it out.
I'm going to pull a Prime TV. There's no Wi-Fi.
Oh, right. Wi-Fi not today.
She said that she had a traumatic experience that led her reporting issues to the movie studio. So she said, I had to file complaints with the studio and there's a lot of other things that go along with it,

but I got to this place where I was offered a lot of money.

Seven figures to accept, I guess, their apology

and then taking acknowledgement of it.

So seven figures is minimum $10 million,

but it could be 99, right?

Minimum $1 million.

Oh my God, wait.

Seven figures is $1 million,

so between $1 and $9 million.

Oh, that was like really embarrassing.

Oh, I don't know why when you say like six figures, I think of like the six zeros. I understand.
You understand how I got to this place, but it's unacceptable either way. And it also really changes things because no, she wasn't offered up to $199 million.
Okay. So she was offered because honestly,.
Because honestly, when I thought it was between $10 and $99 million, I'm like, damn. Even I'm not that scrupled.
Like, take the money. Of course.
That's like changing money. It doesn't matter what happens next because you can retire.
Right. Between one and nine is different for somebody at her tax bracket.
And I also feel like it's leaning closer to one because I feel like when it's like $5 million, people will say mid-seven figures. Right? When it's five? right, right, right, right.
Or they'll say high seven figures. No, you can, like, you can manipulate this type of language to like either mean.
People do it all the time. And like, I'm reading their like business insider thing.
I'm like, how much money? And it's confounding and it's intentionally like confusing. And she didn't want to say.
So I'm, I was, when I read this, I'm seeing a million. Okay.
Cool mail. Just a million.
I'll say two.

Two or three.

She said seven figures to accept,

I guess,

their apology,

them taking acknowledgement and signing an NDA.

Yikes.

She said she never considered

discussing publicly

what took place on the set.

She just wanted to move on past it all.

Still,

she did not want to sign the NDA.

She noted that these events

took place during the resurgence

of the Me Too movement,

which gave momentum in 2017.

So in 2018,

she was filming a movie called The Predator. So that's what we can glean.
This happened. Okay.
Something happened. She reported it.
They wanted her to sign an NDA and take this money to like not say anything about it publicly, which she didn't sign it. She didn't say anything like until now.
But she actually made a really good point in addition to, you know, all the fire points that she made um which she said that comes into the feistiness about thinking things through and being so upset and frustrated that this would be the offer to me i did not think about negotiating i did not think about anything besides how disrespectful that was she said that like if she had signed it she was afraid that they like then the studio would leak that she signed an nda and people would like say oh you only did it for the money. She was afraid that her voice in Speaking Up would just reverse any kind of validity to her voice.
Because the fact that these are things you have to think about, if you go through something traumatic, take the money, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
Well, I don't know. A million dollars to a living amount.
Is that worth? No. Is that worth also kind of the potential of losing your credibility? No, it's not.
That's how she felt? And once you get a label like that as a woman in Hollywood, like they just destroy you with it. So it is powerful.
And you're right. When I thought it was seven figures, like 10 to 99 million dollars.
Sure, take my credibility. Yeah, right.
Who cares about credibility? I have a mansion. Like I'm retired and I have a yacht.
But in California, you know, with those high taxes. But also I do wonder.
Right, this would be less than 500,000 after taxes. She's now married to john malini who does extremely well financially you think a thousand percent like how much he tours non-stop okay he tours arenas he has multiple netflix specials i'm sure he had like a like a multi like a 20 million dollar three special deal correct he's just kind of the darling of, like he's an extreme,

he's one of the highest

paid comedians right now.

Okay.

So you want,

are you asking for like.

So what's next,

so what were you going

to say next?

Oh, so like her financial

situation now is different,

but I think in 2018

at the time,

she's not a really

like successful actress.

She's like a successful

famous person.

Do you know what I mean?

So that money actually

could have meant more to her

Then we'll see you next time. successful actress.
She's like a successful famous person. Do you know what I mean? So that money actually could have meant more to her

than we realized.

Because I'm thinking of her now.

I know she lives in this beachfront oasis,

but she's in a different financial situation now

than she was in 2018.

Because I never even heard of this movie, The Predator.

So she's obviously taken roles for the work.

She's like a working actress.

A million dollars is a lot to a working actress, even if it was minimum a million dollars. Yeah.
So, good for her. 1,000%.
Scrupled. It's very beyond a chicken fry.
Right. But she was offered so much more.
That's even crazier. Did you see the bar fight that Zach Bryan got into? I saw that he got into a bar fight.
Which is uninteresting because he's like so the bar fight type. Like he has the body

of somebody

who just fights in bars.

But the more interesting thing

is that like the whole thing

was recorded

on a pair of those

like Ray-Ban meta AI

because the guy was like,

I don't even know who you are.

It's like,

well,

why are you recording

on your Ray-Ban glasses?

So the whole thing

is kind of like

from a visual perspective.

You see him at like truly

like POV,

fighting Zach Bryan.

And then I think he said

like you're so gay

or something and everybody's like, you know. Zach Bryan said that? Yeah.
He used the G word and not a positive. In a negative way.
Correct. Which I don't think there's a positive way to use the G word in a bar fight.
No. No.
But there's a positive way to use that word. Like it means happy also.
Oh of course. Of course.
And like gay is fabulous. But it wasn't.
Zach Bryan was not saying gay is fabulous. That's really crazy.

Yeah, so not a good day to be Zach Bryan.

No.

So go Olivia Munn.

Go Olivia Munn.

Go.

You have to see women in podcasting making news.

Are you ready for our next story,

which is some interesting news

that people are talking about

that we haven't spoken about,

but there is a woman on the internet named Bonnie Blue. I think separately we've each heard of her.
Yes, she comes up all over my Twitter. I found like everything I know about this woman, which is quite a lot, I know against my will.
Like I know because she's doing people's podcasts and I get clips. And then recently she did Sophia with an F, which I follow.
So I got like a lot of her stuff, but I already knew who she was. And she is famous for sleeping with a thousand men she's like an only fans creator she's like a sex worker creator but recently shot to fame because she does these challenges first she did like 100 men in 12 hours and the most recent one that shook the internet was she slept with a thousand men in a day and actually think she went over she did she did 1057 men in under 24 hours overachiever couple things.
First, there's another girl who does this too.

They're like-

They're both blonde British girls.

Yeah.

It's extremely confusing

because they each do challenges,

like clickbait challenges.

Come with me.

Get ready with me to fuck a thousand guys.

I saw the other girl

because I saw her describing her labiaplasty.

I think her name is Lily.

And I just want to say something.

And I'm going to say the thing that I feel like you're not supposed to say as a woman okay I think that this is disgusting like I know we are we're supposed to support like embrace the sexual revolution we've revolutionized a little too close to the sun I think that this is disgusting I think this person is disgusting like and I'm sorry I know I'm supposed to like support all women I don't I don't support this. I think that this is disgusting.
I think this person is disgusting. Like, and I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to like support all women.
I don't, I don't support this. I think this is disgusting.
Like why, what on earth would come besides money? But even at some point, there's not enough money in the world to make you do certain things. No.
And like, honestly, sleeping with a thousand randos, is that the best, if it's about money, is that the best way to get paid? Like you could become like a high end prostitute. You could make more money and sleep with less people and like, you know, protect that bit of yourself a bit more.
And I know we're, yes, of course, we're not supposed to shame, but like this is really shameful. I agree.
I'm having a hard time being like a supportive woman right now. I don't think you're expected to be a supportive woman.
Like this is beyond the pale. No, and I think just like we took it too far.
If as a society we can't say like this is not the greatest thing for women, then we've completely lost the plot. So I do think it's important that we can say that.
I think we have lost the plot. Like I think we took it really too far.
You know, at first it was like we're not calling prostitutes. It's sex worker and it's a beautiful thing.
And it was all good. And now I'm just like, should we stop? Like we're doing a lot.
So I just want to say before we dive into whatever oh she's pregnant right that's the story so the story is that she is apparently pregnant now maury povich has waited in and said good luck to bonnie like i don't want to be a part of this because the question is like who's the father when there's a thousand men in 24 hours and that's not to mention all the other hours of the other days and her personal life this is her professional. I can't imagine she would do this challenge when she's ovulating.

Okay.

I can't imagine she's not on any birth control.

The thing is,

it's not been confirmed that she's pregnant.

You might be on birth control,

but when you have a thousand semen counts.

It's only 99% effective.

So if there's a thousand semen,

you have like a...

And if on your day of ovulation,

you will most likely get pregnant.

I have to imagine she didn't do this on ovulation day.

This seems like a follicular phase sort of thing also are they ejaculating inside of her I think so in order to count like uh yeah I believe so definitely with I actually I can't say definitely and I didn't watch and I'm sure if you watch like you would know but probably with a condom so it's not confirmed that she's actually pregnant and I do feel like so much of her actually maybe, maybe not with a condom. I do think they all get tested.
Not with a condom? I don't know. I don't know.
I'm just saying. It's not confirmed that she's pregnant and so much of her...
No love, no love. So much of her career is like clickbait and so I think there's a possibility that this is not true.
And if it is true, I'm feeling conflicted because this might be the one thing that could save this girl, you know? But I do feel she's too far gone. I don't think there's anything that's going to bring her back.
Yeah, especially because when you see clips of her, it doesn't seem like she's lost her mind. No, no.
She's extremely sound of mind. She's very proud of herself.
She is. She explains her rationale for doing some of the things that she does, like how she has sex with a father and son and says it's so good for for their relationship how she has sex with like college or school jailbait yeah they're they're not minors but they're very very young like school boys or what that sounds like elementary school but in britain it's like college uni uni and she says how it's like better that they have this experience with her than someone else because she's's a safe space.
Like she really. Everyone's fucking her without a condom.
But they're getting tested. And maybe mental health counseling she provides.
Okay. So I had seen a clip on Twitter.
Oh, she's also good for married men who want to have an affair because they're not. Like she's not connecting with them in an emotional way.
So like here, come your sperm and and leave actually like i'm a nice girl i really can't handle this conversation i saw a clip of her um she was like getting upset i'm like oh my god is she finally like having remorse for like this disgusting life she leads no she had like fucked like it was one of her challenges like 75 guys in 75 minutes or whatever and she started crying because she felt like really upset that some of the guys didn't get enough time with her. I'm like, she's fucking crazy.
She's crazy. I'm sorry.
I'm going to say the thing. I hate this bitch.
I think she's disgusting. And the words that you're not supposed to think and use for a woman, I think of her.
She's a slut. I'm sorry.
I hate it. Not even a slut.
This is biblical. She's literally like a whore.
I'm sorry. It hate it not even a slut like this is biblical she's literally like a whore I'm sorry it's disgusting it is you know what the other labiaplasty girl and I don't want to hear it from like the women turdy like we have to support we don't actually so many bitches are not supportive of me okay so I'm not gonna be supportive of the woman who slept with a thousand guys okay and now was pregnant I understand the labiaplasty girl and now I remember I remember how I discovered her because I saw a clip.
She was on a podcast and I don't remember who she was talking to, but I feel like it was someone like conservative. It's Candace Owens.
I know what you're talking about. And yes, she was on like the full send podcast.
One of those podcasts where they brought together this like professional whore. I think it was the way I remember it.
I think it was a man, but tell me what happened. And this very conservative woman.
It was kind of like a great experiment. They brought like these two and they had them out and I think Candace was like Jesus will save you you is your mother okay with this let me be your mother and the woman was like I'm fine get the fuck away from me like it was really fucking crazy okay what I saw was I think it was a man I think it was I don't remember who it was I think she also did an interview that went viral on Pierce Morgan maybe it was Pierce Morgan Morgan, but I feel like I would have remembered that.
It was someone talking to Labioplasty Lily. And at the end of the- Who's like so losing in the fame game of being a professional whore.
Right. Which is good for her, actually.
I think she stated her claims throughout the interview. And at the end of the interview, the guy was like, I just want you to know that you's pierce morgan it's oh and he gave her like a really uplifting speech i don't know if it affected her whatsoever but it was nice to hear he was just like you are loved you have choices you don't have to do this if you are not happy it was like really nice of him yeah in that clip and also the one with candace owens that went viral, there was like a lot of like body language experts tuning in and they did, there was like a pretty big group of people who thought that both the interviews really got through to her.
She's been kind of quiet ever since. So maybe, but I think she's been quiet because Bonnie said, hold my beer, I'm going a thousand.
Yeah. She's batting a thousand should we have bonnie on here and maybe talk to her no because you want to know what like i will not participate in this i agree like i think even i feel it's also really not my problem like i don't know her she's like so this is not my place she's someone like she's just someone else's problem like yeah she's not even american like it's not even an american problem it's not America's problem I'm sure we have our own problems and we I'm sure it's our Bonnie who's like the American Bonnie I don't know someone's gonna step up to the I'm actually really glad we don't have one like that comes to mind immediately I'm sure there are people who do this for a living but like we we have a lot of issues in our country, so just like leave us out of this one.

Yeah, so that's how I feel.

So that's why like

I wouldn't invite her on the toes.

But it's actually cool

that she went on Sophia

with an F like Cool for Sophia.

I actually wouldn't invite her

on the toes

because I just sat here

and called her a whore and a slut.

I think she'd feel weird.

I actually think she wouldn't care.

I think she'd say thanks,

like you see me.

And at what point,

like it's kind of harks back

to what we were saying

at the beginning of the show.

I'm not saying anything mean. I'm saying truthfully, whores have sex for.
Like, that's what you do. Yeah.
It's just facts. Yeah.
I wonder how much she gets paid. I feel like it's not enough.
I feel so much better having said that. Like, I'm just, like, tired of pretending, like, I have to support all women.
You know? I don't. And I don't know when I would pretend that because you guys know I don't.
Yeah. I will be shocked if, like, anything about what we just said is controversial.
No, I'm telling you it is. Like, it feels very obvious.
obvious. No, it's like all about the sexual revolution.
And to be honest, I just don't think this is what they meant. No, that's what I mean.
We revolutionized far too close to the sun. Yeah.
It's what's the opposite of revolution. Retreat.
I don't know. It's just like stop.
Stop. What is the antonym of revolution? If we had Wi-Fi, we could go to thesaurus.com.
Let's see. Like regression? Oh, yeah.
Let's regress. The sexual regression.
I'm all for it. Thesaurus.com.
Dot con. Yeah, no Wi-Fi.
Moving on to our next story. What number? It's not.
You're not ready. Oh.
Oh, I'm not ready. Okay.
No. Yeah, you're right.
Shit. Oh, fuck.
I'm not, I'm so not ready. Hold on.
What number? Is it four? It's number four, but things are about to like get weird from here. So just, yeah, this is when the Wi-Fi crept out.
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You're welcome. Our next story, Delta is offering passengers who were on the plane that crashed in Toronto and flipped over.
They're offering passengers $30,000 in exchange for their experience. I have two things to say.
They're also saying that the offer is coming with no strings attached, which is like really big of them. I didn't see anybody say this.
Have you ever seen the Denzel Washington movie Flight? No. Where, okay, so let me tell you.
It's actually such a good movie. You've seen it? Yes.
Why are you doubting me? I thought you were just going to tell me like the plot and be like, how would I know the plot if I didn't see it? Oh, it's not based on a true story. Okay.
That's what makes this whole thing so freaky. So he's kind of this amazing pilot, Denzel Washington.
He just has like this small issue of alcoholism, okay? So the movie starts. He's like waking up hungover.
I mean, he can be stressful. Of course.
He's waking up hungover and he takes off on a flight. And immediately something goes wrong on the plane.
It's not him. But before things go wrong, he's like making himself mimosas, like sneakily taking those little airplane and being nuts.
At the same time, the plane malfunctions, having nothing to do with him or his alcoholism. And he ends up.
But he's obviously like just not of sound mind to like to deal with it. But actually he dealt with it in kind of the most incredible way.
Like he ends up flying the plane upside down, landing upside down. And of like the hundred passengers, I think maybe three people died.
One was like a flight attendant who wasn't buckled in she was helping this kid so he's a hero he he managed to do the impossible and the plane lands upside down and that's the similarity I wanted to make but let me just tell you what ends up happening so I end up doing an investigation and there's like you know unaccounted for empty bottles and they like figure it out it's this whole thing but because it's like well these people did die but even if he wasn't drunk he was an amazing pilot like where do we go from here? How do we what's the moral equivocation? I think he ends up going to jail. All I have to say when I saw this upside down delta flight I was like oh my god Denzel what are you doing here? Yeah so it wasn't an upside down delta flight they landed they like crash landed It was a bad landing and it flipped They landed too hard and it flipped.
The videos have gone viral, of course, of the plane

upside down on the tarmac, but then people filming themselves

getting out of this upside down plane.

Nobody died. Which is amazing.

Amazing. And we've just kind of been

this is like the last

third or fourth in a couple of flight things

where everybody's like, what's going on?

And we're just waiting to find out whose fault it is.

Yeah, exactly.

But in the meantime, Delta said

that they're offering $30,000 to each

passenger who was aboard the flight from Minneapolis

Thank you. And we're just waiting to find out whose fault it is.
Yeah, exactly. But in the meantime, Delta said that they're offering $30,000 to each passenger who was aboard the flight from Minneapolis that crashed and flipped upside down this week while trying to land in Toronto.
All 80 people who were on the flight survived after the jet made the rough landing. 21 were taken to hospitals, but they are offering $30,000, no strings attached.
Now, there's a lot of theories about whose fault this is. And I just want to say, as somebody who's had the greatest fortune of flying in and out of Toronto Pearson a couple of times, it's 1,000% that airport's fault.
It is the worst airport on the planet. Just saying.
In what sense? Like, what about it makes it something where you, like, fall, like, where you flip over? It's just, like, the, it's kind of the atmosphere. Like, it's such a toxic place.
Like, only bad things can happen there. I'm telling you, it's Toronto Pearson's fault.
Well, we'll see whose fault it actually is. I think like people have been watching the landing, saying they landed way too hard.
Like it's a pilot error. We'll find out.
Is it a mechanics error? We'll find out. No, I never really, like when something so terrible happens, you're just like lucky to have your life in a situation like this.
Like what should and could the airline do for you? And it's like, you can't really put a price on it. But if you were to, like $30,000 seems low.

Well, yes.

So I saw this.

Ben told me.

We were like talking about it.

And I'm like, well, I hope nobody takes it.

Because first of all, it impacts their ability to sue.

They all have to band together.

If any of them takes it, like it's not good.

And then I watched this video that the points guy,

Brian Kelly, shared.

And he was like, actually, they're still allowed to sue. This is just like Delta, I think, like PR-wise.
$30,000 to what, like 100 passengers max is really nothing to them. But here we are talking about like how magnanimous it is.
That's literally not what I'm saying. Oh, but that is what people are saying.
Really? Yeah. Like it's not a contract and it's not a settlement.
It's just like you went through something traumatic. Here's 30K for now.
No, it's like when your flight's delayed, here's 5,000 miles. Right.
Now it's like your flight landed upside down.

Here's $30,000.

Exactly.

That's exactly what.

That's a perfect.

Yeah.

Yes.

And I understand like their inkling to do something like that.

As I said, I hadn't thought about a price, but this just feels low.

Like, hey, we almost killed you.

Here's 30K.

Yeah.

You've had a traumatic experience.

You'll probably need, you know, counseling. Is like a like a is this just a flat amount is there room for negotiation i think this is a flat amount they're saying no strings attached which is like so sweet of them beyond what kind of strings would they attach like oh you can only spend it at delta classic it's a credit that's 1000 what it is you have to read the fine print it's 3030,000 in the form of a gift card 30,000 miles now if you're going through this are you ever flying again no like now I understand like Travis Barker like there are these celebrities who have these famous stories um will be Goldberg she was like I don't think I am because I'm the type of person I have like an inconvenient flight like where somebody's rude to me.
I'm like, I'm never flying again. It takes very little for me to like stop flying.
I think flying is like one of the most miserable experiences on the planet. So if I'm, and I've actually never been in danger on a flight that I know of.
So if I'm actually in active danger and everything's, I'm never getting on a fucking flight again. So yeah, I'll take 30 G's.
You might have PTSD too.

Of course.

It's not just being like,

I don't want to do that again.

Yeah.

No, it's fully traumatizing.

Yeah.

So it just doesn't seem like enough.

I don't know what they could do. Are you taking the 30 K?

I don't know what they could do,

but I do think accountability

is a good place to start.

Like get the black box.

Well, I'd love to know whose fault it is.

Where's the black box from the other plane?

Like I feel like these things

are kind of coming,

like falling out of the conversation.

Where is Malaysia flight?

I don't know. accountability is a good place to start.
Like, get the black box. Well, I'd love to know who's fault it is.
Where's the black box from the other plane? Like, I feel like these things are kind of coming, like falling out of the conversation. Where is Malaysia flight? I love how we all know what a black box is.
Because of Malaysia flight. Yeah.
Like, let's, I never heard of black box before Malaysia. Of course, but now anytime something happens with a plane, we're like, well, get me the black box.
Get me the black box. And I just feel like, I need a movie called Black Box.
We're not getting enough black box intelligence. Recordings.
It's just audio, right? It's like everything. That's why it's such a famed thing.
It's like everything that happened inside the plane somehow was in the box. Show me, show me, please.
Send it to me, Rachel. Right.
And they have the black box from D.C. What happened? Release the tapes.
I think the helicopter probably had a black box too.

Delta Airlines, welcome to your tape.

And we need the black

box here. That's where you could

start. We'll talk 30K later.
I just want to say

aviation expert Brian Kelly says like these

people should and could take it.

I watched his video. I don't know.

I feel like Olivia Munn.

Never settle. You can buy me.
And if you could, your price is too low. I just want to say, you can buy me.
For $30,000? Well, it's all relative, right? And I think that... After taxes? Well, after taxes, yeah.
They should cover the taxes, Delta. That would be huge.
Then I would think about it. But the people on the plane, that's also like...
Money's relative to all different people. So some people maybe use their last hundred bucks to get on this flight and 30k is like life-changing money some people

are you know in a different spot so it's all it's all relative i know i feel like what i'm saying is

get more of course because delta can afford it yeah so we shall see our fifth and final story

is actually just going to be a summer house recap if that's okay like the wi-fi ran out the time is

running out as well and there's nothing less to talk about and we want to talk about summer

Thank you. our fifth and final story is actually just going to be a summer house recap if that's okay like the wi-fi ran out the time is running out as well and there's nothing less to talk about and we want to talk about summer so i happen to have really enjoyed last night's episode of summer house lindsey hubbard was making me laugh so much i love her level of unbothered um i like that she didn't even say hi to carl when she did she was like hey carl and he had like this big expectation like this and she's up? I'm just cleaning up.
You know, you can't stop me from cleaning. I love that level of unbotheredness.
And I really wish that was what Sierra was giving last in last night's episode, because there were these two awkward reunions. And if anything, the couple that was engaged, like should have been more, more feelings.
And she's so moved on. It's not even like she's like treating him poorly because she's mad.
She's not mad. She's not sad.
She's not glad. She don't give a fuck.
She doesn't care. And that's the best place to be in.
And so with Sierra, she's so clearly still hurt and still has feelings. I couldn't believe she even said that thing.
Like, I hate you, but I want you to kiss me. Like, so the reason why she's kind of at a disadvantage is because she's operating from that place and Wes is operating from a place where like I actually think he doesn't care yeah and that's just like the worst thing to feel for Sarah so she's like getting mad and she's like looking like she cares because she does and so she's looking just sort of like a dog with a bone a little bit whereas like he's just sitting there silently and I do feel like just like waiting like waiting for it to be over.
He knows he has to take his punishment and there's going to be conversations about it. And he's not responding because he just wants it to be over.
And there's nothing that he can say that will make it better because if he defends himself or tries to justify what he did, we'll be like, how could you even defend yourself? And then if he admits to it, even though I don't think that's how he feels. So he can't defend himself.
So therefore, he is saying nothing, which is infuriating, especially if you're someone like Sierra who still cares. And it's like, even though you're fighting, he's talking to you.
Yeah, no. And I just feel like she came at it the wrong way because she insisted on having this conversation about something that was really personal to her.
She was obviously really hurt by the New York Times article. And I get it.
But she came at it having this conversation in front of everybody and kind of demanded that they have it in front of everybody. Then made fun of his hair.
She just didn't handle it well to the point where I was like, well, I agreed with you, but leave him alone. And up until this point, I haven't felt even remotely in defense of Wes.
I'm like, everything that's coming your way. Agreed.
You deserve it. Boo, boo, tomato.
But I do feel like at this point, it's a couple of months after the reunion, he's probably been, like, sufficiently punished. Yeah, he's taken, even though for some reason he's getting all these write-ups from, like, major press.
Why the fuck is the New York Times interviewing him? I have no idea. But I do feel like we, no, he was so made fun of, we made fun of him so hard.
Endlessly. Like, it's a new season, like, he's not my favorite at all, but I'm like, he's here, he's in the house.
Like we have to watch him. So just do whatever you're going to do.
Yeah. Um, so I agree.
It was like overkill a little bit. It was.
If we're not going to like move forward and there's nothing that he can do to remedy this situation. Like this will always be like a demerit.
In his column. In his column.
But like he's, we are still on the show. So let's have something new to do.
Sierra's voice was just like shaking the whole time and like she just so clearly really still cares about him while also like fighting with him and like being mean to him about his hair and so it just it looks silly and you don't look like you're winning at all because like you so care and it's and that's fine but have those conversations like have real conversations. I'm sure if they had had like a one-on-one outside not in front of everybody everybody, like maybe not at night when there was like cocktails around, they could have had like a more productive conversation.
But both of their conversations were kind of fruitless. But I also think their conversations are going to go nowhere because I don't know what she wants out of him, what he could possibly say.
I don't think she will ever feel like she got what she wanted from a conversation with him because what she wants is like him to want her more but she couldn't even take him back because he disrespected her so there's just like there's no path forward and like they were friends but they got together so quickly so like to go back to that friendship like you were it sounded like long-standing history even lindsey and carl have given up on their yeah long- friendship. And I don't think that lasts long.

I think that, like, Carl and Lindsay, who this episode, like, they were very well-behaved, ambivalent.

But I do think it gets contentious at some point, which I'm really not looking forward to.

I really prefer Lindsay in her unbothered era.

Yeah.

It's hilarious to me.

It really is.

And as she should be.

And she should be peaceful. And she should be happy.

And it seems like she is.

So I need the storyline to move on from Weston sierra because there's nothing left there there just isn't and i actually understood him when he was like the whole and he's such a loser for caring like what the fans think about him and that being his like driving force and you can't just like live his life without thinking about how it's gonna play like and sierra was giving him good advice being like you're up one day you're down the next like stop living your life for these people live your life and and the rest will come but i understand like after the reunion like biggest loser on earth on the planet weirdly the new york times wants to interview him he has this chance to like defend himself so like why wouldn't he do that i agree i understood what he said when he said that he never thought that the things that he said in that article would like affect would be so bothersome to sierra he's just kind of like explaining again what happened right because what happened was that these two he broke up with her because he didn't think that that was his person and so like while that's hurtful to hear it's honest and it's truthful and it's not mean it's just nobody wants to hear that and and she was talking a lot about the article and things that he said and and i thought about going to read it um no i didn't but i didn't it didn't even cross my mind but i don't have a new york times subscription so i just didn't want to like deal with the paywall yeah but no the pull quotes was that like you know he said she's not my person and that really hurts to hear but like that's that's a breakup right when you don't think that's your person yeah and it's just like it's kind of like an unfortunate truth now i want to talk about bailey have you seen the rumors about bailey i sent it to you oh oh i had oh't see that you sent it to me. On reels.
Well, she's kind of like this weird character who like was never properly introduced. She's not in the group cast photos.
She's giving friend of, but she's like a full time resident of the home. By the way, it's still the first weekend.
I feel like we just need to mention that we're getting three episodes of the first weekend. Today is Saturday.
They arrived on a Thursday. Last week was Thursday.
is saturday and next week is the saturday party so i'm a little miffed about that oh i didn't even put that together it's a little annoying well they have to do that because they all go back to the city on the weekdays yes this episode i enjoyed parts of it because there was like i like the people but nothing happened it was like a little bit of a waste of time okay well i enjoyed it but i guess, nothing happened. So the rumors about Bailey, because there's definitely like a weirdness there.
It's like, is she on the show or not? The rumors are that like she was very much cast as a full-time swirly. We were supposed to get to know her in the way we're getting to know Lexi.
Yeah. Who we will talk about in one minute because I'm obsessed.
And I guess at some point she gets confronted by the producers because she's like selling stories. She like comes back to the city every week, talks shit about the show, talks shit about the cast members and tells everyone what's going on in the house and like spoiling the show.
So production confronted her like, what is you doing? And then she never showed up again. Correct.
So I think they have probably edited out big chunks of her. Why did they even include that bit about some guy she's seeing in the city? Like, who gives a fuck? I thought the same thing.
I'm if she was a full-time cast member we don't care but she's not so i'm like why are we getting invested in the story last week she didn't even have a confessional interview and then this week she did talking about like some guy in the city that she may or may not be seeing when this girl's like not even on the show after this weekend who gives a fuck i'm they were just trying to fill air time because they want to make this weekend three episodes 1000 now let's talk and Lexi. And what's so funny is I watch the episode with Ben and Ben does not watch his show.
He doesn't know like who's new, who's old, who's been here before. And he's like, oh my god, every time it was Jessie and Wes, he was like, they're the best part of the show.
And they're like the ones who actually go out. When they went to the club and got back at 11.29, I'm like, why are we watching these people? And of course, Lindsay's pregnant, but it's like Everyone came back.
All the girls came back like this must be like young people going out they're home at 11 30 that's not interesting to me literally left the house at 10 30 she said we went out dancing for one hour so every time Jesse and Wes they're the ones who drink they're the ones who go out they're the ones who like try to get girls like that's the whole point of the show um Ben thought they were so fucking funny like he was loving he said Jesse Solomon's Jewish right I'm like course. And I was like really not okay at the scene where Jesse and Lexi are like kind of sharing their truths, their tragedies, their triumphs in life in that bed where they're just, they're not like spooning, but they're just sort of like cocooning with one another.
Talking intimately. She's sharing about this huge loss in her life of her best friend.
He's obviously sharing his journey with cancer. And that was her best friend, not her boyfriend? Yeah.
I thought, yeah, it was like giving GBF, no? Oh, gee. I don't know about that, by the way.
It looks like they're all kissy and I didn't hear when she spoke about him. I didn't hear if she said friend.
Okay, okay. Yeah, and straight people can obviously be friends, but you know, I assume GBF, but I don't know.
I don't want, I'm not like, I have no proof of that. Okay.
I thought that was so sweet, like the way they were talking with one another, like really intimately and then they started making out. Like, I worried that it's like too fast and when you when you like make out with someone then you wake up in the same house as them like you automatically have the ick like it's just too close for comfort on a make out if they like slept together of course but like they're headed that way i know and i know like you're not supposed to move this quickly in a relationship and i know that's just like a rule because but it's true and i'm trying to like under remember like why it's bad but and how do you even slow down at this point like they're obviously moving too quickly yeah because they'll be fizzled by the end too it's better to take things slow but how can they slow down when they just want to be around each other and talk to each other and touch each other and they are how can you take it slow when you're living together yeah it's giving ron and sam did you say that about Yeah, just that two people came into the house and they were attracted to each other and we're off to the races.
And if, you know, Ron and Sam have taught us anything, it's like, this is gonna be the most toxic relationship on the planet. I don't think it's gonna be toxic because they're not toxic people.
I just think it's gonna fizzle out so quickly. And like, you know, maybe it's, maybe this is why people should take things slow because Jesse doesn't have enough time to change his behavior.

I feel like sometimes when you're gradually moving towards a relationship, you slowly start talking to other people. You slowly realize, I only want to spend time with this person.
But for him to, in two days, be a completely different person than he was two days ago and talk to girls differently and go out differently, that doesn't happen. And maybe that's amongst the reasons why going so quickly doesn't work.
even though back in the day it did

but that was before you know there were girls

in the DMs and Bonnie Blue. Correct.
Well, now we're all competing with the Bonnie Blues of the world. I thought that the FaceTime conversation they shared of Craig and Paige and then that interview that Paige shared was a real window and insight into that time.
Because this is like a few months before they're getting, right? Yeah, this is July and they broke up in December. So I feel like that was actually a really honest moment from Paige.
And I think that it gave a lot of like color as to why this relationship didn't work out. And the fact that she's changed her mind on a lot of things and her life has changed so much.
And she didn't foresee herself being this like busy and successful and fulfilled by it. And she's not mad at it and she doesn't want to change it.
it's like it's like a small crack that i think maybe if they hadn't been broken up i wouldn't have thought much of yeah now we would have thought like oh she's changed and they're changed they're gonna grow together um and i feel like even if it was just one of the things that she had mentioned that can like destabilize a relationship like her just saying i'm different than the person i was three years ago i'm so much busier so one you can't it's hard to be in a long distance relationship when you're that busy and you can't come for one week and he can't come the next week then she also says that she changes her mind about a lot of things that in the beginning of the and that can also just deteriorate a relationship when you have different ideas of the future so between everything that she said it's like oh if they weren't together if they were still together it would kind of be like a red flag but people can grow together and change together maybe craig changed his mind on those things too like he was saying on southern charm to his friends and the boys were like okay sure you did right right um but i do think that's what happened in their relationship and that's why to me like as much as now they hate each other like nothing went wrong people just change and you grow apart and you just like have different ideas of the future and you break up and it's sad.

But nobody did something wrong.

Yeah.

I need more Gabby in this show because we get very little.

And what we do get, I really enjoy.

Like because I know she's like always up Lindsay's ass.

And that like is probably her biggest disqualifier when it comes to like being a good reality star.

But she's saying the thing that like we're all thinking, being like, why is Lindsay even here? And why is Carl here? Like, thank you for saying that. It's a good question.
For a check. Of course.
For Lindsay. And especially now, like who knows what she'll be able to do this summer.
Like now that she has a baby, maybe she can't come to the summer house. Definitely her career is changing, but you're about to have a baby.
Like you're gonna work as much as you possibly can. I understand why Lindsaysey's there i don't understand why carl's there he really doesn't add much to the show aside from being like you know the lindsey storyline go enjoy your life like he's he's a completely different person than he was when he came on the show a million years ago ben was like those steaks are burnt and raw that's funny it looked like a really nice meal not him making the meal for and also cleaning up.
It was giving Butler. Like he's here because he's staff.
Nobody cleaned and he cooked the entire thing. I was like, is anybody going to thank him? And it turned out to be Lindsay.
But I think that he like could move on. But now he has soft bar and he needs this platform.
I know. It's just every time he talks, I feel this overwhelming sense of dread.
Like, he is so.

Dreadful.

Dreadful.

So not entertaining.

Yeah.

So therapy talk.

So I'm glad Lindsay's leaving.

I want to be healed.

Like, I just.

Please.

I want to meet someone.

Go meet someone.

You don't have to wait until July 4th.

You're in New York City.

Go meet someone. You're in New York City.

Go meet someone.

And you're going to meet someone at this fake party where everybody's like required to invite three friends.

And they have to stay for two hours and play no music.

And it's the same three friends that they've been inviting for the last eight years. Right.
Okay. Right.
You're going to meet someone at this fake party where everybody's like required to invite three friends and they have to stay for two hours and play no music. Three friends that they've been inviting for the last eight years.

Right.

Okay.

Right.

You're going to meet someone.

Watch you meet someone next week.

What else?

That's kind of it.

It's actually really crazy how little Kyle and Amanda contribute to the show.

Like we just did a whole recap without even talking about them. Yeah.
No, maybe I'm biased because he is my mortal enemy and i will hate him till the day that i die um but i don't think that's it like no what did he do set up the speakers he's also giving staff he's organizing the cars and setting up the speakers yeah i just like we need to get into the season we're not there yet They've been there two days. They made like a lot of content.

Yeah.

Thankfully, I like all the people.

So like I'll literally just watch Lexi and Jessie just hugging.

No.

And the girls are so pretty and they like really get dressed up.

Even though they go out for 35 minutes, they put their best foot forward.

It's nice to watch beautiful women doing beautiful things.

Yeah.

No, it's a pleasure.

And I like the steak dinner.

I like watching them cook.

I like seeing who cleans.

Like it's so it's it's I'm enjoying my time.

I'm not like watching Love is Blind dreadfully. Yeah.
But like as far as like plot, move it along. Yeah, it's not the most plotty.
No, there was not plot. That's our show, correct? That is our show.
We'll see. Let me just start, let me end the show how I started.
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