WWDTM: Anna Kendrick

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Speaker 2 I'm Bill Curtis and here is your host at the Merrill Auditorium in Portland, Maine. Peter, Sego.

Speaker 4 Thank you Bill. Thank you everybody.

Speaker 3 So good to see you.

Speaker 4 We are delighted to be back in Maine today.

Speaker 4 this week of all week as all of Maine is celebrating homegrown six-foot nine basketball Phenom Cooper flag from the tiny town of Newport, Maine,

Speaker 4 who went number one

Speaker 4 in the NBA draft this week, which is amazing, so great for Maine, who'll be the only star in the NBA to play in size 26 LL Bean duck boots.

Speaker 4 Later on, we'll be joined by another local legend, actor and director, and Portland native Anna Kendrick will be with us.

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That's 1-888-924-8924. Now let's welcome our first listener contestant this week.
How are you on? Wait, wait, don't tell me.

Speaker 5 Hey, Peter, this is Brandon from Littleton, Colorado, outside of Denver.

Speaker 4 I know Littleton, outside of Denver. What do you do there?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'm an executive coach who works with CEOs and others on leadership and emotional intelligence. So I spend a lot of my time trying to figure out why CEOs and staff members cry in staff meetings.

Speaker 4 I'm not an expert, but I think I know.

Speaker 4 Well, welcome to the show, Brendan. Let me introduce you to our panel this week with us in Portland.

Speaker 4 First, she's a comedian and a writer for TV shows like A Man on the Inside, Pachinko, and Late Night with Seth Meyers. It's Karen Chi.

Speaker 4 Next, he's a comedian whose brand new comedy special, Positive Reinforcement, is available on YouTube right now. Well, wait till after the show.
It's Josh Gondelman.

Speaker 4 And a legendary comedian you can see at the Greenwich Odium in East Greenwich, Rhode Island on August 15th, and who hosts the weekly comedy podcast. Nobody listens to Paula Poundstone.

Speaker 3 It's Paula Poundstone.

Speaker 4 So, Brandon, here we all are. Let's get started.
You're going to play who's Bill this time. Bill Curtis, of course, is going to recreate for you three quotations we found in the week's news.

Speaker 4 Your job simply explain or just, you know, tell us who's talking with two out of three of those, and you will win our prize, the voice of anyone you may choose for your voicemail.

Speaker 4 You ready to do this?

Speaker 5 Sounds great.

Speaker 4 All right, let's do it. Here is your first quote.

Speaker 2 We destroyed the nuclear. It's blown up to Kingdom Come.

Speaker 4 That was someone talking about a nuclear that wasn't, in fact, blown up to Kingdom Kingdom Come.

Speaker 4 Who was it?

Speaker 5 I believe that's Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 It was President Donald Trump. Yes, very good.

Speaker 4 Trump said the U.S. quote obliterated Iran's nuclear weapons program and last week's bombing, but then his own intelligence agency said actually they just set the program back by a few months.

Speaker 4 All those bombers did was wreck the entrances to the facilities before turning around and flying home. Basically, a half a billion dollars to play ding-dong ditch.

Speaker 4 But mission accomplished, everyone, the Iranian nuclear program no longer has a foyer.

Speaker 6 That bench swing out front? Gone.

Speaker 3 Gone.

Speaker 7 And my guess is they'll be cool with it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 They probably don't mind. We need to get rid of the bench swing.

Speaker 4 The White House has this week responded with fury to anybody reporting that it wasn't a complete success, saying those people who dare report that are insulting the brave pilots on the mission.

Speaker 4 But it's not the military's fault. They were all so tired from having to march in the parade.

Speaker 7 It's tough because

Speaker 7 I'm pretty against

Speaker 7 war as a concept. And it's like the parade was bad, too, but at least nobody got hurt.
Like there weren't even sunburns at that parade because nobody was there.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it was the safest parade we've had in a while.

Speaker 6 Well, some very positive things came out of that parade. For example, I'm using the squeaky tank sound as my ringtone.

Speaker 4 This was the famous video where you could hear the tank squeak because there was just no crowds making any noise at all.

Speaker 8 It sounds like someone in the tank was having fun.

Speaker 4 Well, why not, Karen? No woman's watching.

Speaker 4 Brandon, here is your next quote.

Speaker 2 Less burnout, more babies.

Speaker 4 That was a wellness influencer talking about this hut new trend influencers persuading women to give up what?

Speaker 4 Working. Yeah, give up their jobs.
The hut new trend is traditional wives, shortened to trad wives, or just T wives for people who are in a rush because they're going into labor again.

Speaker 4 This means this lifestyle means lots of kids, no job, and hey, while we're at it, no vaccines.

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 4 as you heard, the pitch is for less burnout, more babies, because who hasn't met someone with a bunch of kids and thought, you know,

Speaker 4 you seem really well rested.

Speaker 7 Do you...

Speaker 7 Now, do you have to have the kids or do you just have to kind of like give up on having a career? Because I might be a male trad wife if it's a sexuality.

Speaker 7 And I could be an unwellness influencer.

Speaker 3 I honestly think so.

Speaker 4 I mean, I don't know. Maybe what's happening here is that, you know, they see these trad wife influencers online and a lot of women realize, actually, it would be nice to have a seven-day weekend.

Speaker 8 I feel like there's something wrong with my algorithm, because I think mine is going the opposite, where I just see so many men fishing that I've decided this summer I'm going to start fishing.

Speaker 8 I think, Josh, you're going trad wife, I'm going trad husband.

Speaker 6 Where do you see men fishing?

Speaker 8 Like all over the place. It turns out Idaho is ripe for fishing.

Speaker 6 When have you been to Idaho?

Speaker 8 I haven't, that's what I'm saying. It's on my algorithm.

Speaker 7 All the men I see on my algorithm are like getting up at 4 a.m. to like sit in a cold plunge till 6 a.m.
and then be the CEO of a company that doesn't exist until 8 p.m.

Speaker 6 So you mean, so it's stuff that your computer is showing you? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
And you didn't ask for it? You didn't like type in Ben Fishing in Idaho? No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 That is

Speaker 3 kind of

Speaker 3 a Karen cheek adult film search, though.

Speaker 4 Brendan, here.

Speaker 4 Brandon, here is your last book.

Speaker 2 You tell me there's a limited amount. And I go, oh my God, I need it.

Speaker 4 That was somebody talking about the very in-demand labo-boos.

Speaker 2 Brendan, what is a labo-boo?

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 5 It's either band-aids or breast implants, but I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 4 All right, I think

Speaker 4 I'm... Now you're not right, but I'm just trying to follow you.

Speaker 6 Everybody does win the whole show.

Speaker 3 That's amazing. I'll give you a hint.

Speaker 4 These things are the latest in a line of very similar trends. First there were Barbies, then Cabbage Patch Kids, and

Speaker 3 they're both dollars. Dolls, yes, they're dolls.

Speaker 4 Very good.

Speaker 4 Laboo Boos are the Huttis New Trend, a brand of, quote, collectible plush toy monster elves.

Speaker 4 If you haven't seen one, picture a plush rabbit with a hard plastic face with sharp teeth that looks like it's about to bite you.

Speaker 4 Actually, if you haven't seen one, this is the best way to describe it. If it were a real animal in your house, you would shoot it.

Speaker 4 People are snapping them up, they're paying thousands for them on the secondary market, they're hoarding them, they're just like beanie babies, except this time it'll work.

Speaker 3 It has to.

Speaker 7 I don't know. I've seen cryptocurrency valuations lately.
They just keep going up. I think I'm putting all my life savings in laboo boo.

Speaker 3 Why not?

Speaker 4 Have you guys seen these things? Because these were news to me. I saw them in the news all over this week.

Speaker 8 The thing is, I think you're supposed to have a laboo boo on, like you're supposed to add it onto a very expensive luxury bag.

Speaker 8 So you need to have that like $10,000 bag first, which is why I just feel like a labooboo is going to hit different on my like free New Yorker tote.

Speaker 7 You need like a laboobi vuitton.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Everybody's really excited about these from like kids to real housewives to the guys at the dump who are just going to own a bunch of them in about six months.

Speaker 4 And as I said, the resale market is huge. People are making thousands of dollars right now flipping laboo boos.

Speaker 4 And by the way, flipping labooboos sounds like something you'd hear when they dubbed the Sopranos for the Christian Broadcasting Network.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 3 Never mind.

Speaker 6 There's going to be,

Speaker 6 years from now, there will be that Laboo Boo Restoration Show on PPS.

Speaker 3 This old

Speaker 3 laboo boo.

Speaker 7 Rest in peace, laboobila.

Speaker 4 Bill, how did Brandon do in our quiz?

Speaker 2 He hung in there very well. Let's call him winner for a good start.

Speaker 3 There you go, Brandon. Congratulations.
Brandon.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Brandon, for playing and congratulations.

Speaker 5 Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 Take care.

Speaker 6 Bye, Brandon.

Speaker 3 Will you be my friend?

Speaker 3 Till the end, will you be my friend?

Speaker 4 Right now, panel, it's time for you to answer some questions from this week's news.

Speaker 4 Karen, this week we learned about an exciting new training program in Chicago that aims to give police in the field what skill?

Speaker 8 Um, science?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 8 Oh, um, geography. No.
Uh, being nice to people. Never.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 4 Um. It's actually a skill that I happen to know you have been trained in.

Speaker 3 Fishing?

Speaker 4 I'll give you a hint. Give you a hint.
So imagine a cop going like, well, can anybody suggest a place?

Speaker 4 crime?

Speaker 8 No, it's improv.

Speaker 3 It is improv.

Speaker 3 That's the worst. That's the two worst things.

Speaker 3 Cops and improv. Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's terrible. It's better than doing crowd work.
When cops do crowd work, it's just basically batons, you know?

Speaker 6 Wow, so they can pull you over and go, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?

Speaker 4 Can you suggest a reason?

Speaker 7 And you go, I was speeding, and they go, yes, and.

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We are playing this week with Paula Poundstone, Josh Gundelman, and Karen Chee.

Speaker 2 And here again is your host at the Merrill Auditorium in Portland, Maine, Peter Tagel. Thank you, Bill.

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Speaker 11 Hey, my name is Kate McLaughlin, and I live in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Speaker 3 What do you do there?

Speaker 11 I am on the communications team at a national private foundation based here in Metro Detroit.

Speaker 11 So I'm lucky enough to be able to help promote and support the work of nonprofit organizations in cities all over the country.

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Speaker 4 that some rich person has funded this foundation and you get to give away their money?

Speaker 11 Basically yes.

Speaker 4 Do you have any extra?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Kate, if I could just spell my last name for you.

Speaker 4 All right, Kate, it is great to have you with us. You're going to play the game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction.
Bill, what is Kate's topic?

Speaker 2 You must be this tall to play this game.

Speaker 4 It's summer, so theme parks are in full swing, except the full swing ride just got stuck upside down.

Speaker 4 Well, this week we heard some unbelievable news from a theme park. Pick the one who's telling the truth.
You'll win our prize, the white waiter of your choice and your voicemail. You ready to play?

Speaker 4 I am. Let's do it.
First, let's hear from Josh Gompelman.

Speaker 7 There are bugs everywhere, so so keep your mouth shut.

Speaker 7 It sounds like advice a paranoid mafia kingpin would give, but this month it's something you might have heard at Kings Island Amusement Park in Mason, Ohio.

Speaker 7 That's because there were literal bugs everywhere, cicadas to be specific, and they were flying into people's literal mouths.

Speaker 7 Experts are advising roller coaster riders to keep their lips sealed tight to avoid swallowing the cicadas. and instead simply allowing the bugs to pelt them in the face like six-legged hailstones.

Speaker 7 The park's 15 coasters have been full of patrons trying not to open their mouths to let out an excited wee

Speaker 7 and are instead forced to emit a bizarre mouth-closed.

Speaker 7 One can only imagine the photos for purchase at the end of each attraction.

Speaker 7 Rows of children with eyes wide and teeth clenched as if they had just returned from war via the Banshee or the Adventure Express.

Speaker 7 The cicadas are expected to depart soon, but until then, the attractions at Kings Island will remain emotional roller coaster rides as well as physical ones.

Speaker 4 Kings Island Theme Park in Ohio telling people

Speaker 4 If you must scream in the roller coaster do it with your mouths closed because of the cicadas your next story of some attraction action comes from Karen Chi

Speaker 8 Theme parks are innovating in hopes of attracting more visitors from across the country. They're bringing in virtual reality and 4D tricks, even adding scents to rides.

Speaker 8 But nothing compares to Minnesota's Twin Cities Amusement Park, whose newest and greatest attraction is Adventure Zone, a ride that does not go anywhere or do anything.

Speaker 8 That's right, Adventure Zone is a quiet, air-conditioned room with lots of books and comfortable seating.

Speaker 8 Elaine Jay, a regular visitor, said, I go for the thrill of no thrills. The world is so topsy-turvy right now that what I want from a roller coaster is absolute stillness.

Speaker 8 Plus, I love reading and I hate fun.

Speaker 8 Adventure Zone is the only part of the park where candy and beverages are strictly not allowed, and anyone who talks or even laughs is immediately shushed.

Speaker 8 Alana Henderson of Minneapolis celebrated her Sweet 16 Reading Middle March at Adventure Zone.

Speaker 8 She said, honestly, it was quite the emotional roller coaster. I have never been rocked harder in my life, and I used to be a baby.

Speaker 4 Adventure Zone, which is just a quiet room filled with books. A big hit at a Twin Cities amusement park.
Your last loop-to-loop comes from Paula Poundstone.

Speaker 6 Universal Studios is now selling minion-shaped catheters

Speaker 6 printed with the ubiquitous yellow overall-clad cyclopses to keep their visitors consuming beverages while they wait in long amusement park lines.

Speaker 6 People won't buy drinks before they have to wait in lines because they don't want to have to lose their place in line to go to the restroom, says food and beverage sales chief David Kiev.

Speaker 6 And since the overwhelming majority of any visit is spent waiting in lines, we've been leaving that sales time on the table.

Speaker 6 Universal tested the introduction of the product discreetly, making it available in restroom vending machines, where they quickly discovered they couldn't keep keep the machine stocked.

Speaker 6 Next, they hope to tackle the low number of food sales, but we don't want to know how.

Speaker 4 All right, one of these things is happening at a theme park

Speaker 4 this summer, Kate.

Speaker 4 Is it from Josh Gombelman that riders on rollers coasters at Kings Island in Ohio are being told to keep their mouths shut if they don't want a meal of cicadas on the way down?

Speaker 4 From Karen G, the next big ride is just a quiet room where you can read in peace. And from Paula Poundstone, Minions Catheters.
Which of these is the real story of a theme park in the news?

Speaker 11 Oh my goodness. Okay then.

Speaker 3 Let's go with

Speaker 11 the cicadas.

Speaker 3 Your choice is the cicadas.

Speaker 4 People here in Portland agree with you, so if your choice is the cicadas, okay, well, we spoke to someone reporting on the real story cicadas were going to be emerging in the lower billions in 13 states including ohio so keep your mouth closed that was kay sloan a trending news reporter for the cincinnati inquirer on the cicada brood terrorizing that area and forcing riders on the theme park rides to keep their mouths closed.

Speaker 4 Congratulations, Kate. You did get it right.
Josh was telling the truth.

Speaker 7 I thought it was Karen's.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 We all did ultimately.

Speaker 4 So you've won our game and you've earned a point for Josh just for telling the truth. Thanks so much for playing.

Speaker 11 Thank you. Take care.
Bye-bye.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 3 Thank you, Kate.

Speaker 4 And now the game we call Not My Job, when Anna Kendrick was growing up here in Portland and starting her acting career as a young person, she used to take the Greyhound down to New York City for auditions.

Speaker 4 And since she has gotten an Oscar nomination for the movie Up in the Air and starred in the Pitch Perfect franchise, as well as many other films, we assume that these days at least she gets to ride in the Economy Plus section of the bus.

Speaker 4 Anna Kendrick, welcome back to Portland and welcome back to WaitWait Don't Tell Me. Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 What a joy.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 4 this is not your first time here on the stage of the moment.

Speaker 3 No, no, no.

Speaker 12 And I'll say that everybody at the Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me team has been so, so helpful and thoughtful. And they sent me a map and a picture of the stage door.

Speaker 12 And they told me, but don't worry, a man named Colin will escort you there.

Speaker 12 And I said,

Speaker 12 I have walked all the way down Congress Street wearing lion face paint to be in a dance recital here. I have come here

Speaker 12 to stand behind Judy Collins for one song in the choir during a Christmas special that she did, wearing what can only be described as a handmaid's tail-esque robe. And

Speaker 12 I have come to this stage door to wait in that balcony for 45 minutes in a white button-down and black pants, just to sing

Speaker 12 at the Nutcracker.

Speaker 6 Oh my god, that's where I know you're from!

Speaker 3 That was her. That's right.
Oh, this is, oh, it's so exciting to see you.

Speaker 4 So, so not to put too fine a pint on it, but you were a theater kid.

Speaker 12 Oh, can I just say that earlier before we were recording, Paula mentioned that we met and that Paula did know my full name, and that even though I started listing all the movies I was in, she still didn't know me.

Speaker 12 And I just wanted to say that I was only listing the movies at her specific request.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, no. I wasn't just,

Speaker 12 she wasn't just like, oh, you're Anna Kendrick. And I didn't just start going

Speaker 12 up in the air. End of watch.

Speaker 3 The accountant. It's perfect.

Speaker 3 Ever heard of them?

Speaker 12 That didn't happen.

Speaker 3 No, no.

Speaker 6 It was, I put Anna in the uncomfortable position. I said, well, where would I know you from?

Speaker 4 That's a terrible thing to do, Paul.

Speaker 6 Kind of was.

Speaker 6 I apologize.

Speaker 6 And then every movie she mentioned, I'm like, no, not that.

Speaker 3 I only mentioned,

Speaker 12 Paula, I would like to remind you, I only mentioned one.

Speaker 6 And then I said, you know, it doesn't really matter. No, and then you took out your phone and you were scrolling.

Speaker 7 And then Paula started naming movies she liked and going, were you in that line?

Speaker 6 Anyways, I apologize for, you know.

Speaker 3 Making you feel awkward. No.

Speaker 12 I love you and I love that we have a rivalry already.

Speaker 4 That's true.

Speaker 4 When you were last here, it was a few years ago,

Speaker 4 and we talked about Pitch Perfect. And one of the things that I am aware of is that because of those movies, a lot of kids went to college and joined a cappella groups.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 Well, I was going to ask, geez,

Speaker 4 how do you feel about that legacy?

Speaker 12 I feel okay about it.

Speaker 12 I'm into people's hyper-specific interests and passions and like it doesn't matter how dorky it is. I think if you're good at it and you care about it, that's amazing.

Speaker 12 I will say that over the course, you know, we made three movies and so I met a decent amount of acapella people in the course of that time and I was very surprised how many of them said, yeah, but I mean the original versions of the song are always better.

Speaker 3 What are we doing?

Speaker 12 You know, like if we're listening to a song, maybe the thing that makes the sound of a drum should be the drum.

Speaker 12 So, yeah, it's a self-deprecating community, and that's also admirable, I think.

Speaker 4 Oh, really? So, those jokes are being made by the a cappella people.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 12 I mean, I hope, my god. I hope it wasn't just three people in the rest of the acapella community who are like, well, you're dead to us now.

Speaker 4 One of the things you've done since the last time we talked to you, Anna, is you directed your first film.

Speaker 4 And I heard that you did that, and I was like, oh, I'm sure it's like the incredibly charming, sophisticated romantic comedy that I would expect from someone like yourself.

Speaker 4 It is a movie called Woman of the Hour, and it is a real-life story about a woman who goes on, played by herself, who goes on the dating game back in the 70s when that was a thing, and gets matched with a serial killer.

Speaker 4 Yes, true story. True story.
It's a true story?

Speaker 6 Yeah, girl.

Speaker 3 Yes, Paula, you should see the film.

Speaker 7 She's going to watch the movie and go, where do I know her?

Speaker 12 Because Paula is a very sophisticated woman of taste, and that's why she doesn't know any of my films.

Speaker 4 I'm just going to point out, given your vast success and fame, it's annoying that you're funnier than we are.

Speaker 4 Well, Anna Kendrick, it is so much fun to talk to you here in your hometown. And this time, we have invited you here to play a game we're calling Pitch Perfect, Meet Female Dog Perfect.

Speaker 4 So, as we have gone over, you were in the Pitch Perfect movie.

Speaker 12 I love a joke that you have to go, uh, what, uh, oh.

Speaker 4 So, as we were saying, you were in the Pitch Perfect movie, so we thought that we'd ask you about dog shows.

Speaker 4 Answer three questions about dog shows, and you'll win our prize for one of our listeners, the voice of anyone they choose for their voicemail. Bill, who is Anna Kendrick playing for?

Speaker 2 Holly Long of Biddeford, Maine.

Speaker 3 All right, we're neighbor, Biddeford. Come on, Minnifer.

Speaker 4 Here's your first question. Show dogs are registered under very elaborate names that reflect their parentage.
What was the name of the winner of the 2014 Savannah Dog Show?

Speaker 4 A, Snitches Get Stitches by Daylight.

Speaker 4 B, Starfire's Spank Me Hard, Call Me Crazy.

Speaker 4 Or C, President Polk's Burrito of Joyful Abundance.

Speaker 12 Oh, this makes me so happy. The fact that it's any one of them makes me really delighted.

Speaker 12 But I oh, I guess I'll say A.

Speaker 4 You're going to say A, snitches, get stitches by daylight? No, I'm afraid it was Starfire, Spank Me Hard, Call Me Crazy.

Speaker 3 That's the dog's name.

Speaker 12 That is the one that I was like, well, that's definitely not.

Speaker 3 That's not it, but yes, it was.

Speaker 4 A lovely Pomeranian, by the way, we are told. All right, you have two more chances, not a problem.

Speaker 4 At the 2021 Westminster Dog Show, Ripple, the Boston Terrier, was well on the way to winning the agility competition. You know what they're running with the obstacle course.
When what happened?

Speaker 4 A, her trainer tripped over his own feet and fell right on her.

Speaker 4 B, she was distracted by a spectator who pulled out a slim gym and left the course.

Speaker 4 Or C, she suddenly stopped reconsidering what she was doing with her brief life and just walked away.

Speaker 3 Well.

Speaker 3 Well.

Speaker 12 I really hope it's C, so I'm going to say C.

Speaker 4 Your hope as a sort of dramatic scene, a moment.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 4 Is the dogs running through? Imagine how it came. The little dogs zip, zip, zip.
You've seen them go.

Speaker 3 All right, you disagree. I get it.

Speaker 12 What should I say?

Speaker 12 Wonderful. Then A.

Speaker 3 They're right. A.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 3 Wait, have you all seen this? No, I think.

Speaker 4 this would be, by the way, a great final scene.

Speaker 3 That's the one I really didn't want to see.

Speaker 3 And yet.

Speaker 7 Was the dog okay? Only answer if the answer is yes.

Speaker 4 I am proud to tell you that if you see the video and you can, the trainer trips and falls onto her, but she is perfectly fine.

Speaker 4 And in a quite lovely moment, before continuing her course, she stops and checks on him to make sure he's fine.

Speaker 3 That's very sweet.

Speaker 4 All right, Anna, now you've got one more chance. If you get it right, you win it all.
A dog show that was staged at a high school in Spain in 2019 had a surprise ending when what happened?

Speaker 4 A, the winner was revealed to be a small rat with excellent makeup.

Speaker 4 B, one of the dogs busted three students for drug possession.

Speaker 4 C, the students tried to feed the dogs food from their own cafeteria, and they all refused.

Speaker 3 Well, um,

Speaker 3 what?

Speaker 3 I'm hearing E.

Speaker 12 So, um, clearly enunciation lessons for all of you.

Speaker 12 I do want to say C.

Speaker 12 I'll stick with C.

Speaker 4 You're going to stick with C.

Speaker 12 Oh my god, the way you're looking at me, fine, B.

Speaker 3 Yes, it's B.

Speaker 3 B.

Speaker 3 It is B.

Speaker 4 It was a... Oh,

Speaker 4 demonstration of police dogs and the dogs did their job.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 7 Somebody got to teach those dogs improv.

Speaker 4 Bill, ultimately, how did Anna Kendrick do in our quiz?

Speaker 3 Two out of three. Who won? She wins, I guess.

Speaker 4 Anna Kendrick is an Oscar Tony and Emmy-nominated actor and a proud native of Portland, Maine.

Speaker 4 She was named a director to watch by Variety for her debut, Woman of the Hour, which you can stream now on Netflix. Anna Kendrick, what an absolute joy to have you here.

Speaker 3 Give it up for your hometown girl.

Speaker 3 Forward.

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Speaker 2 From NPR in WBEC Chicago, this is Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me, the NPR News Quiz. I'm Bill Curtis.
We are playing this week with Karen Shee, Josh Gondelman, and Paula Poundstone.

Speaker 2 And here again is your host at the Merrill Auditorium in Portland, Maine, Peter Sagal.

Speaker 4 Thank you, Bill.

Speaker 4 In just a minute, tragically, Bill gets Rhymes disease from a limerick tick bite.

Speaker 4 If you'd like to play the listener limerick challenge, give us a call at 188-WAITWEAT. That's 1-888-9248-924.
Right now, panel, some more questions for you from the week's news.

Speaker 4 Josh, a recent survey of kids in the U.S. shows 40% of children think bacon is what?

Speaker 3 Delicious?

Speaker 3 Well, it is that.

Speaker 4 That's not surprising if they thought that. I'll give you a hint.
Hey, kids, no, eat all you want. It grows on trees.

Speaker 7 Oh, they think bacon is a vegetable?

Speaker 4 Yes, they think it's a plant.

Speaker 4 Yeah. A survey in the Journal of Environmental Psychology showed that 40% of children surveyed think bacon is a plant.
Wow. The same amount of adults think it's a donut topping, which is even weirder.

Speaker 4 40% of the children also thought hot dogs were plants. Experts think parents are to blame, of course, for shielding their kids from the truth about where food comes from.

Speaker 4 They do that by using vague terminology and saying things like, yeah,

Speaker 4 yeah, bacon's a plant.

Speaker 7 What I'm learning from this is we got to stop surveying kids. They don't know what's going on.

Speaker 4 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 6 you got to make them slay the animal themselves.

Speaker 6 I think that's the only answer there.

Speaker 12 That's a really good solution.

Speaker 4 Well, that's, I mean, look, I'm going to express some sympathy because I've got a two-year-old, right, and he loves his toy barn with his little toys, chickens and geese and pigs.

Speaker 4 And the only thing he will eat are chicken nuggets, right? So, you know, you lie, but don't worry, for his fourth birthday, we're getting him the Fisher-Price Slaughterhouse Playset.

Speaker 6 I think that's

Speaker 3 good.

Speaker 3 You think I should do that?

Speaker 6 I worry what it says about our children in general.

Speaker 6 I mean, I don't know if I exactly knew where bacon came from when I was a little, little kid, but didn't think, I don't think I thought it was a plant.

Speaker 4 Well, what did you think it was?

Speaker 6 I don't know. It was a thing on my plate that I ate.

Speaker 7 How far back should they go, right? Because, Paula, you're really bringing up a question, like, because you go, oh, bacon comes from a pig, and you go, where do pigs come from?

Speaker 7 You go, oh, and a pig loves another pig very much.

Speaker 7 And now you're giving them that famous pigs and the pigs talk.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Pigs and the pigs.

Speaker 3 Where do you think pigs come from?

Speaker 4 Josh, hundreds of people attended a spelling bee for grown-ups this week in Chicago. Surprisingly well attended.
The winner took home the trophy after spelling promiscuous right. So, Josh,

Speaker 4 spell promiscuous.

Speaker 7 Okay, do I, spelling bee rules promiscuous? You gotta say it first. Yeah.
P-R-O-M-I-S-C-U-O-U-S. Promiscuous?

Speaker 3 Yes! Promiscuous!

Speaker 7 I'm just trying to make Nelly Furtado proud.

Speaker 3 Well, that's the funny thing.

Speaker 4 Because the winning word was promiscuous. The last person remaining spelled that correctly and won it.

Speaker 4 And she then attributed her success to Nelly Furtado and her absolute banger of a song, Promiscuous Girl. Hear that, pop stars? Put hard-to-spell words in your songs.
Educate people.

Speaker 7 That's how I know prerogative has an R in it because of Bobby Brown and Shania Twain both. Right.

Speaker 4 We need more of that. Come on, Benson Boone.
We need a song called Diarrhea Blues.

Speaker 8 That's how I learned how to spell me from Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 Isn't it M-E?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Huh. And that had been really tripping you up before that?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 4 She was the problem. I think this catches on.
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Speaker 4 Coming up, it's Lightning Fill in the Blank. But first, it's the game where you have to listen for the rhyme.
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Speaker 13 Hi, this is Jennifer from Seguin, Texas.

Speaker 4 Seguino, I don't know where that is. Where is it?

Speaker 13 It is not the middle of nowhere. It's actually the middle of everywhere,

Speaker 13 kind of between Austin and San Antonio.

Speaker 4 Middle of everywhere. I love it.
What do you do for fun where you live?

Speaker 13 Well, I'm actually, I like to read and bird watch and stay in the air conditioning.

Speaker 4 I understand, yes. Wow.

Speaker 6 I know an amusement park you're going to love.

Speaker 4 Well, Jennifer, welcome to the show. Bill Curtis is going to reach for you three news-related limericks with a last word of phrase missing from each.

Speaker 4 If you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly into the limericks, you will be a winner. You ready to go?

Speaker 3 All right. Yep.

Speaker 4 Here we go. Here is your first limerick.

Speaker 2 As I swim in the barrier reefs, bulky trunks often cause many griefs. Though some might feel wimpy in suits that are skimpy, I'm eager to sport tiny

Speaker 4 briefs. Right, tiny briefs, according to Summer Runways and Swimwear Collections, tiny speedo style swimsuits are back in for men.

Speaker 4 GQ Magazine says skimpy swim briefs are going to have a quote breakout summer, which is actually why most men are terrified to wear them.

Speaker 8 This makes sense. I heard recently that the new boot the new beauty standard for men is butts.

Speaker 8 Did you read this i did not read this tell me more i've been telling everybody that i read it in the atlantic and that i couldn't find it

Speaker 3 but i'm wait a minute wait a minute the atlantic

Speaker 4 the literary journal going back to the mid-19th century i'm really certain i read it on some you know the cover of the atlantic you're telling me new analysis of trumpian foreign policy and yeah men butts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it was like the new beauty standard is booty standard

Speaker 4 for men Yeah.

Speaker 7 I believe it because it rhymes.

Speaker 3 Thank you.

Speaker 4 Thank you so much. Are you excited about that, if it were true?

Speaker 8 Oh, respectfully, yes.

Speaker 7 What about, wait, what are we looking for?

Speaker 3 Oh, I think we're just like making sure they're there.

Speaker 7 Fred, you're down a cheek.

Speaker 3 You're not going to get a date.

Speaker 8 Listen, you're all laughing at me, but then you go home and Google Butts Atlantic, it's going to come off.

Speaker 7 Actually, Actually, that's a different magazine.

Speaker 4 All right, here

Speaker 4 is your next limerick.

Speaker 2 When I pout, I look trouty and carpy. Kind of fish-like, not like a harpy.

Speaker 2 Much plumper and darker with permanent marker. I'm lining my lips with a...

Speaker 4 Sharpie. Sharpie.
Yes, beauty influencers are recommending pink Sharpies to highlight your lips, taking inspiration from the unsupervised toddler community.

Speaker 4 According to one influencer, it's great to do this. Sharpies are great because they're, quote, super, super pretty, and quote, non-toxic, which, fun fact,

Speaker 4 they're not.

Speaker 4 Ingesting Sharpie ink can lead to side effects like nausea, staining of your teeth, and posting videos of yourself with marker on your face,

Speaker 4 looking like you went to sleep at a frat house party on the couch.

Speaker 7 This is actually advice given by an under-the-influencer, common misconception.

Speaker 4 Here, Jennifer, is your last limerick.

Speaker 2 Hormel has just claimed a big lossage because a food engineer made a cross switch. Now competitors' worsts went from last place to first.

Speaker 2 They stole secrets from making a

Speaker 3 sausage.

Speaker 4 Sausage, yes! This week, two Hormel employees were accused of selling Hormel's secret recipes to competitor Johnsonville Bratz.

Speaker 4 But how much damage can this actually do to the makers of Hormel chili and Dinty Moore beef stew? Their entire brand is just wet cat food for single men.

Speaker 4 It's a disturbing accusation of corporate espionage, but not nearly as disturbing as the fact that the sausage secret that was stolen is

Speaker 4 we don't know what's in it either.

Speaker 7 I was hoping you'd be like, we have to make it with love.

Speaker 4 Bill, how did Jennifer do in our quiz?

Speaker 2 We got a winner from Texas, 3-0.

Speaker 4 Congratulations, Jennifer, and thanks. Thank you, guys.
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Speaker 4 Now it is time for our final game, Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill-in-the-blank questions as they can.

Speaker 4 Each quick answer is now worth two points. Bill, can you give us the scores?

Speaker 2 Josh and Paula each have three. Karen has two.

Speaker 4 All right, so Josh and Paula are tied for first. Karen, you're in second place, so you're going to start us off.
The clock will start when I begin your first question, fill in the blank.

Speaker 4 On Tuesday, Zoran Mamdani won the Democratic mayoral primary in blank.

Speaker 6 New York City.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 4 On Monday, courts blocked the Louisiana law requiring blank to be displayed in all the classrooms. Uh the

Speaker 8 parenthood brochure?

Speaker 4 No, the Ten Commandments. On Thursday, lawyers gave their closing arguments in the case against disgraced hip-hop artist Blank.

Speaker 3 Um, did he? Right.

Speaker 4 This week, RFK Jr.'s new vaccine advisors rescinded recommendations for some blank vaccines.

Speaker 8 Oh, the good ones.

Speaker 4 I'm gonna give it to you. Yes, the ones that work.
Two vaccines.

Speaker 4 In order to avoid costly payouts in any future divorce settlement, one NBA player insisted on including the phrase blank in his prenuptial agreement.

Speaker 8 I'm sorry in advance.

Speaker 4 Almost, he said the phrase was, according to the Wall Street Journal, NBA players are known to have affairs.

Speaker 6 Oh. Oh, my heavens.

Speaker 4 On Tuesday, Bumble, an online blanking app, announced it was laying off hundreds of its workers. Dating.
Right. On Monday, paleontologists announced they'd discovered a new species of blank.

Speaker 8 Dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 Right. This week, protesters in Venice forced Jeff Bezos to change the location of his wedding reception by threatening to fill the canals with blank.

Speaker 3 A poop.

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 8 Amazon employees.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 4 I'm afraid I have to tell you that you didn't get it and give you the answer, which was inflatable crocodiles.

Speaker 4 Bezos announced in the face of these protests he would move his party from a majestic 16th-century building to, quote, a historic complex of shipyards surrounded by fortified walls.

Speaker 4 And yes, it was because protesters were going to fill the canals around the original site with inflatable crocodiles. It was a protest that had people around the world saying, Brilliant, I love it.

Speaker 4 Wait, inflatable?

Speaker 4 Bill, how did Karen do in our quiz?

Speaker 2 Five right, ten more points, total of 12. Puts her in the lead.

Speaker 4 Pretty well done. All right, I'm going to arbitrarily pick Josh to go next.
Josh, please fill in the blank. On Wednesday, world leaders gathered in the Netherlands for the Blank Summit.
NATO.

Speaker 4 Wright, on Monday, tropical storm Andrea became the first named weather system of the 2025 blank season.

Speaker 4 Harking. Wright, this week the White House announced plans to limit the amount of classified information it shares with Blank.

Speaker 7 The public?

Speaker 3 Congress.

Speaker 4 On Tuesday, the Trump administration scrambled to rehire thousands of federal employees fired by Blank.

Speaker 7 Elon Musk?

Speaker 4 A doge? A doge, yes, trying to look on the bright side. The climate minister of New Zealand said that a nationwide gas shortage would definitely help blank.

Speaker 2 It would lower carbon emissions?

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 4 On Wednesday, Cooper Flag became the number one overall pick at the blank.

Speaker 7 NBA draft. Right.

Speaker 4 On Thursday, astronaut Shupansu Shukla became the first Indian woman to visit the blank.

Speaker 7 International Space Station.

Speaker 4 Right, this week an advertising campaign won an award for the slogan, New Zealand, the best place in the world to blank.

Speaker 4 Never come back from no, New Zealand, the best place in the world to have herpes.

Speaker 4 The slogan that was part of an awareness campaign, along with its campaign, won the top prize at the Khan Lions Award, which recognizes excellence in advertising.

Speaker 4 But, okay, I know what you're all thinking. Okay, that's great.
But will someone please tell me where the best place in the world to get herpes is?

Speaker 3 Bill,

Speaker 4 how did Josh do an Erquitz?

Speaker 2 Yeah, believe it or not, Josh is on a roll.

Speaker 3 Second right.

Speaker 2 12 more points. 15 puts him in the lead.

Speaker 3 Wow, all right.

Speaker 4 How many does Paula need to win?

Speaker 2 Well, six to tie gives her seven to win.

Speaker 4 Here you go, Paula.

Speaker 3 This is for the game. Okay.

Speaker 4 On Tuesday, disgraced former Trump lawyer Blank was named to the Homeland Security Advisory Council.

Speaker 6 Oh, no, it was Giuliani.

Speaker 4 It was Giuliani, right. On Wednesday, the Senate held a hearing on a proposed plan that would cut funding on NPR and Blank.

Speaker 6 NPR and PBS. Right.

Speaker 4 This week, power outages were reported across the country thanks to record-breaking blank.

Speaker 4 Heat. Right, according to new data on cardiac illness, U.S.
deaths from blanks have dropped 90%.

Speaker 6 Heart attacks? Right.

Speaker 4 This week, firefighters in Utah are under scrutiny after a photo was taken of them blanking at the scene of a fire. Smoking? No, having a barbecue.

Speaker 4 On Monday, new Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Blank said this season would be his last.

Speaker 6 Oh, the new Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback? Yes. Joe Namas.

Speaker 4 No, Aaron Rodgers. This week, a beekeeper in Spain who was pulled over for a DUI attempted to get out of it by blanking.

Speaker 4 By releasing bees. Exactly right.

Speaker 4 According to police, after they pulled him over, the man refused a breathalyzer, walked calmly to the back of his van, opened the door, and sicked his bees on the officers.

Speaker 4 Police assumed he was drunk because he was driving erratically down the road, but did they ever consider he was swerving because the van was filled with bees?

Speaker 4 Bill, did Paula do well enough to win? She's competitive.

Speaker 2 Five right, ten more points, but 13 is too short of Josh, who's our champion.

Speaker 3 Yay, Josh Donald!

Speaker 4 In just a minute, we're going to ask our panelists to predict after La Booboos what will be the next collecting craze.

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Speaker 4 And the executive producer of WaitWait Don't Tell Me is Mike Danforth. Now panel, what will be the next big collecting craze?

Speaker 3 Paula Foundstone.

Speaker 6 Rebab and Raccoon Pals, a collection of raccoons that shouldn't be pecked.

Speaker 4 Karen Chi.

Speaker 8 Cuomoko, is there photos of Andrew Cuomo losing to Zoron Mafia?

Speaker 4 And Josh Gondelman.

Speaker 7 You've heard of Laboo Boo. Now it's time for Stebu Boo.
They are whimsical animal figurines that all have the face of Steve Bushami.

Speaker 2 Well, if any of that happens, we're going to ask you about it on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

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