TRAILER: Rudyard Ruins Christmas

Speaker 1 Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Speaker 1 Oh, glorious day of rigid adherence to tradition, solid scheduling with no interruptions, and best of all, noble chapman.

Speaker 1 And that's how the unthinkable began. I don't believe it.
She's stealing Christmas. Somebody make it stop.

Speaker 1 Regard, the malice is leaking. He shouldn't be leaking this much.
Merry Crimber, everyone. Look, everyone, he's ruining Christmas.
Why the hell are you like this?

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