TRAILER: Rudyard Ruins Christmas
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Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Oh, glorious day of rigid adherence to tradition, solid scheduling with no interruptions, and best of all, noble chapman.
And that's how the unthinkable began.
I don't believe it.
She's stealing Christmas.
Somebody make it stop.
Regard, the malice is leaking.
He shouldn't be leaking this much.
Merry Crimber, everyone.
Look, everyone, he's ruining Christmas.
Why the hell are you like this?
Rudyard Ruins Christmas, the Wooden Overcoats Christmas Special.
Pay what you can afford at woodenovercoats.com and free to our Kickstarter backers.
It's not everyday taste wine with a personal endorsement from Tony Bennett.
Hey now, this is one good wine.
Let me tell you, Tony, don't lie, no, sir.
