London Carnival w/ Kevin Iso & Reggie Conquest | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

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I lost those rings immediately.

Did they give you?

No, I was trying to get into rings.

I had like three on each finger.

I was trying to get in the rings.

At one point, I had on like three on each finger.

I was really trying, and I just lost them.

I was like, this is, I'll never do this again.

Wait, did you do you ever done something you was trying to get into?

Yeah, Fedora.

Yeah, I tried Fedora in high school.

Not as an adult, though.

What did you try as an adult?

Fedora, I I feel like

a couple comics tried fedora at one point.

The only one that kept with it was James.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

James Hoot Matto.

Yeah, wait, what did we try to do as an adult?

I never tried a fedora.

No, the rings, I definitely tried.

You tried toe rings.

Toe rings.

Get the fuck out of there.

No, no, I did try to.

You wow.

I did try the ankle bracelet.

What, for what?

For what?

I was just trying to get into jewelry.

And Usama.

Usama seen me?

Reggie got back tattoos.

He got a lower back.

Osama seen me and he tore me apart.

What the hell are you doing with an ankle bro?

Did they have dolphin charms?

What are you doing with Osama?

I don't know.

It was, it was.

We were in a park and he tore me apart.

I think I might have seen like basketball players wear them.

And I was like, oh, I can do this.

But then I'm like, they're like 6'7 and I'm 5'11, 300 pounds.

Don't hit the same.

It's not the same.

You wear like one of those, the sleeves.

It's not the same.

Where you been and where you going?

Welcome to UB Tripping, everybody.

This is a travel podcast.

Every week I take on the road with some people who have been somewhere

freaking exotic and interesting.

Maybe not always exotic, but interesting.

And today, my guests are Kevin Iso and Reggie Conquest.

What up?

Reggie was the latest of the two.

Kevin's been here for a while.

He's already finished half his tea.

Come on up, babe.

i know you want to come up really

what time did you get here what i hit like 350 10 minutes to oh okay that's not that bad i thought you was here like at three i was like what if you want time you late

if you're on time you're late but reggie doesn't really

i i actually was trying to stop and get find a snack because i was like hungry i was like you know but you i feel like you always have snacks last time i was over here you had a bunch of snacks we did a different place last time true What did we do last time?

We did a skeptic time.

We did it about.

Yeah, but you had, I remember that.

You had mad snacks.

That's when I I was trying to get into cigars.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That was nice.

I was trying to get you in.

Dude, we went to a cigar place in Buffalo.

Yep.

And I was like, hey, it's my buddy's first time smoking a cigar.

Yep.

Here he is.

Can you recommend something for him that won't make him like nauseous?

And he looks at him and goes, was it more like a flavored one?

And I'm like, God damn, dude.

I just met a light one.

They only

shit.

They only offered you grape.

Yeah, exactly.

He's like, we don't have grape.

We have cherry.

I'm so sorry.

We're at a grape.

Cigars was cool.

Cigars was cool.

And I did it by myself once i almost threw up so oh breathing in too much yeah so what we're talking about today

oh it's you be tripping is a podcast name sorry i'm not great at this

where did you guys go

we went to london to london to not in hill not in hill carnival and not in hill to what at notting hill notting hill yeah yeah and i never been never heard of it

in notting hill and notting hill yeah i believe so you never heard of it i never heard of it i followed kev kev is nigerian so he.

No, you knew Carnival was going on, right?

But I never knew Carnival?

I never heard of Carnival.

Like, I didn't know that was a thing.

Really?

Never paid it, you know.

But then it hit me because they do it in Brooklyn.

Yeah, but no.

You knew it was going on before we got there, though, nah.

No.

You just thought you were going to London to see Big Ben?

I thought we was just...

I found out about Carnival through Kev, and that's why I just followed him.

All right.

I thought we already knew.

Wait, what did you think you were going for?

Dude, I don't travel.

I don't travel.

Yeah, I thought I was just going to London.

I don't.

Carnival?

No, no, no.

I'm saying I didn't know about the whole

Annie in London.

They said you wanted to just go watch Andy.

I just wanted to go to London.

I wanted to get out, and I had a great time.

And I went twice.

I went twice.

Yeah.

I guess you heard about it through me, but

I don't know.

All I know is that they said it was something going on in London.

Everybody was going around the same time.

And it was just like, oh, Carnival's going on too.

Let's go to that.

And we ended up there.

Because that's an event.

That's what you go for.

Yeah, that's a lot of people go for.

Yeah, it's not just like, oh, while you're here, it's restaurant week.

I guess I'll check stuff out.

Like, you come, you go for carnival.

Yeah.

Yeah, but I was going to just go to London.

I love it.

Also, like London.

London was first.

Like, oh, you want to go to, you want to go to London and Carnival.

Carnival wasn't.

This was your first time in London.

It was my first time in London.

Mine too.

Interesting.

Yeah.

And my first carnival.

Yeah, first time in London, first carnival.

Yes.

How had you heard about Carnival?

I think it just being a female.

I come to the black.

Yeah.

Being like, you know what I'm saying?

Somewhat not American, but, you know,

I just laughed out too because he had like a flag.

He had the Nigerian flag.

And I wanted to carry the USA flag, but they said it would have been frowned upon.

They didn't even have.

They weren't even selling American flags.

It was the first time I felt like, what?

I'm an American.

What the fuck?

I got to go on ancestry.com, buddy.

No, I feel like I'm everybody.

I don't want to find out where I'm from.

You are everyday people.

Yeah, I want to be everybody.

Because if I find out I'm like half Asian, I'm going all the way.

I'm going all the way.

Lean in.

Yeah.

I know somebody who's 132nd Native American.

They just always fell out Native American on their flyers.

Yeah.

Like, why not lean in?

I'm going all the way.

So you had heard about it.

You wanted to go.

I heard about it.

I wanted to go because they have the one in Brooklyn, which I've actually never been to, but I've seen like, you know, the one at Flatbush,

they have the Carnival and then they have Juve, too, which happens like.

Some of my people?

No.

Oh.

That happens like early in the morning, like 5 a.m., whatever.

And that's really the craziest part of the event because that's when they throwing paint.

They got the horns out there.

They're going to pay for it.

That's part of Carnival?

Wait, what's Juve?

Man, I got to look it up.

It's something.

It's something that has to do with, like, I'm a butchering.

Is it the religious

Nah, it's like, it's like, man, bro, I should have definitely read somewhere about it.

I should have definitely read

I'm sure it's something like that.

Sort of more like your culture, Juve.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's not.

Yeah, I was just, you know, one of those truths.

Oh,

it just got it.

You just got it.

I forgot you was Jewish.

Juve.

Nah, I always heard, when I found out I was going to Carnival in London, I always heard that's a good one to go to because New York one was dangerous.

Like, you can get shot.

Whoa, that's what I heard.

I feel like the London one was more dangerous.

No, it's no black people.

Well, it's not no guns, but there's black people.

So

yo, yo, yo, looking at that video.

If I saw that coming out of me, I'd be like, dude, just gotta just cross the street.

Yo, looking at that video, I forgot how much white people was there.

There was a lot of people.

A lot of white people.

There was a lot of white people in the area that we ended up at.

But when we were getting to where we was was going it wasn't nothing but

darkies no

even for me i'm like wow i went to go see a play yesterday and they didn't want to say niggas so they kept saying darkies

not my darkies i was like whoa just say it um

call attention to it so what what is what was it what what went on like what time did you get there what how much booze is there tell me all about

we got to i know it was an all-day event we got there mad early.

We got there pretty early.

We were walking for like six hours.

Well, so they do juve there too, though.

It's all in the morning.

So all

that paint stuff that they ended up doing at the end,

they also do that like early, early in the morning.

Did you see anybody with the paint on them?

Yeah.

Do you have any paint?

Oh, he had paint on them.

Yeah, that was.

So they ended up doing that.

They ended up doing it towards.

The paint shit, I didn't want to get any paint on me.

So I was just like...

So this, so do right here.

Yeah.

Go sideways if you want.

Oh, I could could do that.

Look, that's all paint on that dude.

That's not, oh, what?

That's not his skin.

Yeah, that's a white guy.

No,

that's all paint.

That's so that's that's when it gets crazy.

Wow, yeah, everybody's throwing paint.

My situation was just what look how young Kevin is.

What is this from?

This is two years ago.

I'm the same.

I just cover up a lot.

Damn.

Yeah, you got paint all over.

You were doing.

That's cool.

Oh, dude.

He had all his fucking

dudes.

I was so jealous.

I was mad jealous because I didn't have a flag.

I didn't have no pain on me.

Like, I just, and then he's out there with his Nigerian brothers, and I just felt left out.

Would you come by people from Nigeria and be like, what's up?

Or did you just go?

No, they definitely see you and they'll be like, Niger Mon.

Najaman.

I'm like,

now.

And Reggie's like, I know one.

I'm like, what up?

United States of America.

Yeah.

Oh, I wanted to rep so hard.

I feel like they threw the green on me, too, because of that, because

this is is like following the the the the trucks or the vans or whatever so the waits actually the float so this that's the this floats are like dj right there that that right there and they're throwing what looks like a trap

right there nah they like they lift that um that that that little veil up yeah and then they just throwing stuff out at people that's following it what are they throwing stuff out paint or just like things paint paint paint paint like so like they just lift it up and fucking yell at you so what'll happen is so what'll happen is they'll rope off the sidewalks, right?

And if you don't want paint on you, get on the sidewalk.

If you want paint on you, stay in the middle of the street and follow us.

And we about to boom.

Wow.

And so that's.

Who's on the trucks?

People that are in the middle of the middle.

That would be what they like.

You're probably going to be on one when you go to Witch McColl.

On a truck?

I think.

I thought you were paid to be on a float, right?

Not on the float, just part of the mask.

Oh.

I'm just going to dress up.

Yeah, that's that's like that lady.

Who's the lady on top?

What's she wearing?

Top top right?

Oh, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this one.

Yeah, like that kind of shit.

But I was being on a float, but I was dressed like that.

But this is the same, this is the same how they was throwing it down.

Oh, no, she's just wearing a shirt.

Yeah, but this is like, this was midday.

Oh, they out there.

This is midday, yeah.

Oh, it's some queens out there.

What time of year was this?

Let me show you the one queen that I was looking at.

Wait, wait, what time of the right there.

Wow.

Yeah, there was a lot of white guys out there like doing that shit.

Yeah, this was like.

Who the fuck is that?

I don't know, but he was acting.

He was a vibe.

Him and his mermaid.

Vibing, dude.

That's exactly right.

Him and his mermaid.

Guys, oh, this is a fun one.

I'm going to break in really quickly to tell you this should follow both these guys.

Kevin Iso is on Instagram at KevinIso Propanol.

Kevin is Kevin, I-S-O, and then P-R-O-P-A-N-O-L.

I'm doing that because I know a lot of you guys can't spell propanol.

And I'm doing the attitude, like saying you guys, to make it seem and to distract from the fact that I couldn't spell propanol before reading that.

Uh, Reggie Conquest is also on Instagram.

Uh, while he's still here, uh, we have him.

Every day is a blessing, and every day is on borrowed time because of his heart attack.

It's coming in 2028.

Uh, Reggie Conquest will no longer be with us, and let me be the first to give a little eulogy.

Reg, man, I loved you.

It was great having you around.

You always had a good attitude, and it's just a great spirit to have around to be missed every day.

But he's still alive somehow.

Reggie Conquest is on Instagram at Reg Conquest.

R-E-G-G-C-O-N-Q-U-E-S-T.

These guys are both hilarious.

Comics.

Both have opened for me on the road.

Both have crushed it.

I was actually, let me think what story to tell each person.

Iso

is in an episode of Atlanta.

He plays the Dead Brother's Ghost.

That was cool.

Seeing him in the final episode of Atlanta was cool.

He's also at his own show, Flatbush Misdemeanors.

And that damn Michael Chase show.

Reggie has been featured heavily on some show.

I forget which one, but I was watching it over COVID.

And he's fucking this chick.

And it just shows up from behind.

And his big fucking ass is just takes up the entire screen.

What fucking show is Reggie in?

Reggie has been featured in Insecure.

His ass just fucking covers the entire screen.

You see him pumping in and out, in and out.

Anytime you see a friend's ass, it's like pretty wild.

It's going to be a good day.

And when you see his

big fucking fat ass fucking this chick, nice, Reggie,

it really takes you out of your moments.

And I was locked into my parents' house during lockdown from COVID.

And I was feeling terrible in general about my thoughts in the world.

And when you see Reggie's disgusting ass, you're like, you know what?

It's going to be okay.

So follow Reg Conquest on Instagram or Kevin IsoPropanol also on Instagram.

Follow me if you want at Ari Shafir.

I never mentioned that.

And follow Yubi Chippen Instagram at Ubi Trippin'Pod.

That's it, everybody.

This is a fun fucking trip.

I have been to Carnival in Trinidad and Tobago.

I used

the tips I got from this episode, and it really helped me there.

But I do want to go to the one in London, and I eventually will.

Reggie's always said he'll come visit me.

We'll do it together.

Maybe Kevin will too.

Got two shirts up.

Stay positive shirt, which is really the only possible way when you go to a Carnival.

Available at ari shafir.com right now.

You can get your own version of this.

Delicious.

It's comfortable.

Stay positive shirt.

That's the message.

Anyway, guys, also, you'll be tripping shirts.

You'll be tripping stickers.

All sorts of shit.

Let's get back to the episode.

Carnival in London with these boys, Kevin Iso and Reggie Conquest.

Damn, that sounded racist.

With these friends, Kevin Iso and Reggie Conquest.

Yeah.

Wait, but no, the paint, you can, even though you're on the sidewalk, they'll still throwing paint at you.

Like, really?

I had to run because I didn't want any paint on me.

I don't know, I was just being a bitch, and I just

did that.

I still got that tank top.

They didn't only fly, man.

I didn't want no parts of the paint.

I didn't get the paint.

I feel like we were fine without it, but they started fucking throwing that shit.

Ah, man, that was a memory.

If I was on a truck and I'd be like, oh, these are the people I'm supposed to get, and I saw some people over there, like, no, I'm getting them too.

Yeah, they were trying.

Like, I had to run a little bit.

Like, I was like,

so this would have, this would have looked like.

What's that smoke?

That better be a cigarette.

This was crazy.

Yeah, you couldn't even get through.

This was where all the black people were.

Yeah, you couldn't even get through.

It was like,

good luck.

It just stopped.

Good luck.

Yeah, you just stopped in the street like, man.

So we wanted to breathe.

That's why we were going to be claustrophobic for me.

No, that's how it's going to be when you go.

Yeah, it's going to be

crazy

because you're actually going to Trinidad.

You got to have a lot of patience, and you out there, you got to kind of walk with the crowd.

Yeah, it's it was, yeah, didn't that get too much?

Yeah, it was a lot.

What's that a lot?

Senegal, what's that star?

I think that's Jamaican, the Jamaican.

Oh, the flag you he looking at, yeah, Guyana.

I don't know,

man.

I don't know as a black person, I felt left out coming to some of it because I don't know the language, I didn't know the dances.

Good.

This is get back for all that African booty scratcher shit growing up.

I felt mad left out like, damn.

Look at this fat nigga with no home.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is the one girl that I fell in love with her.

She said, I was like, I said something like trying to be funny, and she said,

it would suck to only know the language of my colonizer.

Oh, my God.

I was just like, damn.

Who's she?

What did she know?

She knew mad shit, but she was shitting on American black Americans, but she had on a wig.

Oh, it's so funny.

Yeah.

Yeah, like, shut up halfway.

Yeah, I just, I took it, but because she was like sexy, but she disrespected me.

Yeah.

Also, Connor, I was born here.

Yeah, it was like, come on, man.

Yeah.

But Kev was in a fucking.

It sucked to only know me.

He was fucking loving it.

Yeah, man.

So what did you do, drugs-wise, alcohol-wise?

Is it constant boozing?

I did Molly.

Nice.

And that was fun until it wasn't.

Are you getting drugged up when you go?

I don't know.

Nah, you shouldn't.

What?

That's my biggest regret not being drugged up.

Okay.

I usually ask about regrets in this, so that's great.

I think, I don't know.

I think you want to do something where you can, like, you can have fun, but you can still like control, you know what I'm saying, your emotions in case something happens.

That's where

Molly.

When Kev was freaking out,

Kev, Kev, somebody tried to go in Kev's bag.

He said, but I still wrote it off.

Oh, he said it.

He said they did.

But in my mind, I'm like, Kev is so fucked up, he's making things up.

But I'm saying.

I've never done that ever.

But no, no, no.

But that's when I was fucked up.

That's when I felt left out because I'm like, damn, this nigga, like him and we were somebody else.

Panicking.

He was panicking.

And I'm like,

and I had to calm him down.

I'm like, bro, you know, we looked for him.

He looked, I helped him look for him, but I didn't really want to look for him.

But we looked for him, and I was just like, all right, you know, I should have been high.

So what happened was, what happened was,

I had my backpack on me, and I already intentionally, before I even took the drugs, I was smart about like, let me not keep anything in the front zippers.

So no drugs in the front zippers?

Nothing.

No money, no drugs.

What do you mean, front zippers?

Of the

backpack, yeah.

Like that's just easy access to get into.

Like, if you go in my backpack again, you got to go

and get all the way in there, right?

So, but I forgot I did that.

So I'm on Namali, and

we had the block party.

Let me see if I can show you the joint.

But see, I didn't want to wear a backpack.

That's why I'm wearing a combat vest.

We around here.

This is the

one going in there.

I want nothing to do with a backpack.

This is the area we at.

Like, it's around here.

Yeah, I remember it.

Yep.

Yeah.

So we over here chilling.

I just had a sound off.

No, it took me.

So we over here.

And

I'm just dancing.

Like, they got a little DJ.

Where's the hood?

They got a DJ off to the left.

And I'm just there dancing with my backpack on, whatever.

And John behind me.

Our friend John is behind.

So I felt somewhat safe because

I'm like, he should be watching me a little bit, whatever.

And now the Molly, like, on 10, it started to kick.

I'm like, I don't know this song, but this is a great song i'm going and then something just tell me to turn around

i don't so i just turn around i'm just like man what and i look and i see a dude looking at me with the most sinister like a shark like looking at me with a shark and just like a little smirk and then go off in the crowd and i'm like bro what nah nah nah look in my backpack oh and i see the zipper open I'm like, yo, this motherfucker just went in my backpack.

Yo, John, John, John, what, what?

This nigga just hide, just staring and then i started chasing him through the crowd it was just like a short brown dude but this

good luck

yeah

i know he was gone like he did some kind of move and it was he just disappeared and then even i found somebody like i found another short brown and i grabbed him because i thought i had had i had hawked him and i said i said yo and then he turned around And he was like, what, what?

And I was like, no, oh, no, you might not be the right dude.

Because I didn't even know who I was really after.

It could have been the dude.

It could have been.

I just don't even know who I was chasing.

He was so fucked up, it kind of killed the movie because he was trying to find this dude.

And then when he found me, I'm like, all right, let's try to find this dude.

But he didn't even steal anything, but the drug.

He didn't steal anything.

He didn't steal anything because it was nothing in there.

But the drug had me on.

You know what I'm saying?

It had me like just, I felt so violated.

I was like, yo, we got to do something.

We can't let this slide.

And then afterwards, it was like, calm again.

It was good.

Oh, really?

You're back?

I was back after a while because then I'm like met a shorty and she was just like really cool and we were just talking.

And I told her, and then she gave me more Molly.

And I was like, it's a good idea.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It's a good idea.

Well, I'll coming from you.

I was thinking I was never going to do this again, but I'll do it again right now.

Yeah, a girl gave me a vape, and the whole trip I was smoking the vape.

Like, I don't even vape.

What, vape weed?

It was like a little, what was it?

A cigarette.

It was like a little cigarette.

Nicotine with pineapple flavor.

It was so.

She gave it to me.

I was smoking that shit the whole trip.

And then I got sad when it was done.

I was like, because I don't even smoke vape, but that shit was so good.

And yeah.

So I did take some, that's about the only drugs that I did.

But I definitely fell in love.

You going by yourself?

Or are you going with your lady?

Yeah, I'm going with somebody.

Okay.

Yeah.

Which should be fun.

But also, I read like an article.

on Reddit and it was like, you just got to be chill with anybody hitting on your chick and you got to, she's got to be chill with anybody hitting on you.

Who's this guy?

Fucking vibe in his dude.

He lived up there.

He was just he was cold, man.

What happened to the, oh, yeah.

You can tell he's down below being all hard.

You can just tell he just, he just loving it.

He just lives there and he's just having a lot of fun.

He's like, they come here every year.

He was on something too.

Fat Louie Cats.

Louis Fats.

Look at him.

Wow.

He was killing it.

That's when what it's like.

I'm not going to go out there, but I'll do Molly up here in my room.

Smoke cigarettes.

Look at everybody.

Hey, extra happy.

And then

that's Prime Real Estate, too, because everybody over there, you want to use the bathroom?

$2.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's how Mardi Gras was.

Yeah, they definitely charge you up to use the bathroom.

But no,

my American accent got me in.

Yeah, Reggie ended up.

I liked it.

Reggie ended up in that

hedge gate.

Oh, man.

It was.

Reggie was up there because they was all like, nah, nah, can't nobody come up there.

We made our way over there.

And then I just like, again, turned my head, turned back.

I seen Reggie behind all of them, just up there.

I'm like, how you get in there?

I made sure I was talking,

really just playing dumb.

Like, hey, hey, guys,

like, I'm from visiting from Brooklyn.

Like, I made it clear, let them know that I'm not from it.

And then they were like, oh, oh, American, come in.

Really?

Yeah, that was good.

I felt like a baddie.

Yeah, you have to pee.

How the fuck are you going to pee during all this?

People were just peeing on the street, though.

The triple.

Oh, really?

On the street, yeah.

Gross, kind of gross.

And the cops were just like, oh.

The Trinidad, when they said in tribe, they have, like, in all these groups, they have a port-a-potty

whole thing following you.

Really?

Yeah, because you're all walking slow.

Oh, if I'm not...

That's how I understood it.

And then they have a bunch of port-a-potties there.

Yeah, they have some set up on the show.

And they have a few DJs there.

You can kind of follow you.

You find one DJ you like, dance next to him for a while, then go to another one.

Is that how it is here?

Yeah, so that's what this was.

Man, it was a...

a i was up oh it was a chick up there with the softest butt i remember dancing with her

look at my rings

look at my rings the dj to the left and that's just all crowded so we just over here damn red you're feeling it huh

oh man yeah i had a good time look at my vape

oh water you got to carry water yeah man it was hot too wasn't it was that summer it wasn't too bad

you're wearing a flak jacket though yeah i had to i I had to wear the vest jacket.

Is that the guy who stole your...

I didn't want to carry shit.

I need help from the police.

Damn.

Funk you.

Oh, wow, that sounds weird.

Funk you.

That sounds so weird to hear that DJ come on with that accent.

Funk you.

Funk you.

Yeah, we made, yeah, we made our way there.

Then we ended up

around this spot.

Where the fuck are my pictures at yeah

you remember this area yeah what flag is that hey Kev what flag is that

Guyana I don't know Senegal always is Guyana with you

I really don't know is this Senegal nah wait maybe

I know that's Rwanda over there the where blue and yellow the blue and yellow oh really yeah

I'm up on a little bit That's what I was trying to say.

So what is this?

Just another place to go to parties.

This is literally like across the street from the other spot.

And this is just the same whole other a whole other thing the same amount of people bro is up here who's got the ambassador site you're going to trinidad right i'm going to trinidad yeah yeah it's going to be super black man you might be the only white out no i don't think so really i don't think so because i think a lot of people travel for this thing specifically so he's going to be it's definitely not going to be as many as there were here whites yeah

yeah it's like the locals here are plenty white but the locals there probably not so much but i don't care.

Yeah, they're going to love you anyway.

Oh, you look gay.

What the fuck?

Teeth look extra crooked there.

Yeah, what the fuck?

That's because my bottom grill is.

So, what do you do?

You kind of just walk from one spot.

What?

He's got a grill in.

Oh, I forgot about that.

Those are little coke cans.

You say what?

Coke cans.

Like little coke cans.

Oh, you got a six-pack of coke cans in your teeth.

Oh, look at the ring, baby.

Damn, shut up.

Two rings.

Did you get your camcorder?

How long ago was that?

Yeah, my camcorder was with me.

This was

August 22, something like that.

Why do you have that?

He had, that's his campaign.

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Nah, that's a classic right there.

People love the camcorder.

They see that.

They kind of freak out.

They're more willing to get on camera on the camcorder than they are on your phone.

People see the camcorder, they're like, yo, get me, what's up?

They see your phone, they're like, yo, put that down.

Well, no, over here, they're like, put that over here.

No, the camcorder, they were going up for it too.

No, no, over there they were, but remember you tried to do it at the party, and they were like, hey, man, hey, man, come on, I don't know what I was thinking during that dumb shit.

He tried to record here and this just looked mad suspect.

Yeah, I look like the police.

Yeah.

That's funny.

No.

So, wait, what's this?

Oh, yeah.

So it's just another spot.

So, what is it?

You just walk, find a spot, stay a bit.

Oh, damn.

Damn, look, look at this.

Damn, all of them look good.

Damn.

Tomb Raider.

Yeah, oh, yeah, this is what the white was.

Yeah, this is where the white people was.

But this was the most space.

What are you drinking?

Yeah.

I don't remember.

Oh, that was some fucking

Oh, that's the same block.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's the court.

Yeah.

Oh, it's a new DJ.

You know what?

Nothing, nothing.

The white girls out there was all right.

Bringing it.

They was all right.

Well, we wouldn't even, just because of this situation, we was like, man.

So what do you do?

You just find a spot that's like okay and you're like, this feels better.

Let's stay here.

Yeah, I mean, it's so what normally.

Have some good walking shoes.

Okay, that's good advice.

So normally, like, so with the floats, what'll happen is, like, they got floats for each country, right?

So they got Jamaican float, they got Barbados, they got whatever, you know, they got Nigeria.

They didn't have a USA float.

Why would they?

What they gonna play?

Mardi Gross tough.

Creole.

Jack Carlo on the float.

So they got the floats going.

And then if you just follow that float, because you just like, I want to hear straight reggae music.

So I'm following y'all float.

I want to hear straight, whatever this version of their country music is.

I'm following that one.

So that's what, that's what this was.

And while we were stationary, we just didn't have to follow nobody.

But if you was like to follow them, it's like, we following the party, you know?

That's the.

And everybody goes with it.

Yeah, that's the whole carnival of it all.

But if you don't want to do all that, then you just post up somewhere and just like, all right, it's people here.

How do you dress up for this as a guy?

Because I know how the girls dress up.

Yeah.

What did you do here?

I can show you what I want to do.

Yeah, I want to see what you about to get.

I'll get it.

Yeah, I want to see what you're about to get.

Okay, man.

You've seen how dudes dress up, though.

No, what do they wear?

Blackjackers.

They did.

They'd be out there.

I see the girl, because

it's going to be a lot of butts out there.

Girls dressing up with the flamingo set.

But guys, I don't know how they.

This is my outfit.

Hold on.

Where is it?

We didn't even really see no.

Actually, I did see a couple of women dressed up.

No, it was a lot of women dressed up, but I didn't see a lot of guys dressed up.

You was looking?

Hey, yo.

You just looking for it.

Where the guys dressed up at?

Why so the ladies?

If I knew that was an option, I probably would have done it.

Them things are expensive, though, Philly.

Oh, yeah, it was a line.

I remember walking around.

It was a line going around the corner to get those outfits.

Oh, really?

To get those, but it was all women, though.

It wasn't no guys.

Here are the women ones.

Oh, shit.

That's what you're looking for, Reg.

Them dudes are jacked.

Yeah, that's what I'm going to look like.

This is the women one.

I fucking got a lot of money.

I didn't know what he got.

This is going to be the first time Ari started wearing padding

start stuffing his pants

Yo, you should do that

stuff your pants

Yeah, I should stuff my pants I got a decent size

They're gonna love that white guy in that they're gonna accept you I couldn't go to the mummers parade and dress like that

nah this some black panther that's pretty that's hard

I like that one without the headgear.

Without the headgear.

I mean, I could take the headgear off, I guess.

Your girl dressing up, too, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's a

cultural appropriation.

Why is it not cultural?

They want you to dress up.

Cultural appropriation.

So you can just do whatever, not fully dress up.

Wait, are you going to get some shoes to match it?

Or are you just wearing...

That's a good question.

Let's see.

But I don't know what the cost.

See, those shorts aren't the shorts because they don't want anybody chumping in and stealing stealing people from people.

So they say they announce the shorts colors the day of.

Oh,

so that you can't fake it and get in there.

And you have to always have a wristband on.

He doesn't have one on.

I didn't know they did different colors for.

Yeah.

I thought you were getting this off of Amazon to be honest.

No, I know.

That's what I thought I had to do.

And my buddy's there, and he's like, oh, no, dude.

It's like a whole thing.

Dude, look how fucking crazy she is.

Oh, yeah.

That's an outfit.

That's a fucking outfit.

Yeah, that's.

Oh, so this is not no Amazon purchase.

This is like this is there from one of the masters there, Master Reds.

Let me put that thing on the

side.

It's wild.

I didn't know that.

Damn.

So you don't even know what shoes to get.

I'm just going to get shoes.

Get some shoes.

Let's go barefoot.

Yeah, right.

Fuck off.

They say wear comfortable shoes.

Everybody wears hokas.

I know a pair of hokas that'll look good with that.

But they're all, they have the craziest costumes.

So you got to get it from that website.

Yeah, but you got to apply also.

And you got to get it way, way in advance.

Calibri,

Guazzo, Monstera.

Look at these things.

They're fucking nutty.

Look at this.

Look at that.

She's the.

Oh, man.

Is this the one you're going to?

Trinidad?

Yeah.

Sheesh.

Upgrades.

Man, I got to get out.

Look how wild that is.

Kev, let's go to Trinidad.

Man, it's like an art piece.

Yeah, actually.

It looks like a butterfly.

If I had to, yeah, if I had to.

Okay, if I go to any more, I definitely want to go to a Caribbean one, one in the Caribbean, and then one in the one in Toronto just because it's right there.

And I heard that they go crazy, too.

Wait, but you got to do that for you, you don't got it, you didn't have to do this for London, you could just pull up, you don't have to do this.

You could pull up for here, too.

Oh, okay.

But from what I've heard, it's like you can wear your own costume, you can make something up, but like, why not get into one of these things?

Wow, damn, look how fucking.

I mean, just the art of it alone is pretty wild, but then it's like, I just feel like there's got to be someone in that thing.

Yeah, I'd rather just see women in it than

participate myself.

Nah,

I would do it just to appreciate them.

To get to walk up on that, you got to have on

the gear.

No, you don't.

I would.

All you got to need is a fruit of the loom,

some Haines.

And just get it.

Some Haines.

You sit me.

Yeah, just airdrop your little one.

But they're all fucking wild, whatever.

Oh, there you go.

Except.

Damn, so you can't even.

So how much are we talking here?

You can't, because on Amazon, that shit, all that shit is like $20.

oh this is like a g damn yeah okay uh like seven eight hundred dollars oh damn okay um which is like when else are you gonna wear them i it's it's my birthday so i'm just going to like let's go all out but oh and this and that's too expensive that also gets you on the float if you're dressed not i don't think it's a float i think it's just a group and you stay with your group okay okay so there's tri there's paparazzi there's all these different ones all these different groups and then like you're in there and it's all inclusive so they just keep filling up your bottle with booze oh okay okay and then they give you lunch lunch, they give you all this shit.

Yeah, look at all those.

So, is that

outfits fit different?

And where's that?

Yeah,

is that London?

I don't know.

I just, yeah, this is dancing in audience.

So, people are wearing shit like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They was definitely wearing it.

Okay, oh my god.

Yeah, that's what I love about Brazil.

Fat chicks.

White women in the middle of the day.

White guys in carnival outfits.

Yeah.

Yo.

No, I would dress up.

He can't.

I don't think that's it.

But I mean, that's a costume.

Don't you want to be in something like that?

Something nuts.

That's a guy who's going for it.

Oh, shit.

That's the actor, dude.

Yeah, Michael.

Michael Jesmato.

Ely.

And Michael Ely, but that's how most dudes go to it.

Wow, look at that.

That guy's American.

Who?

This guy?

Right here?

Yeah.

Next time I go, I'm definitely wearing shit.

I'm definitely wearing some American shorts.

It's not American.

Some shorts.

I know, right, right, and blue.

Oh, no, that's a...

That's American, technically.

That's an S tick.

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

So these are the outfits they wear in London.

Some of them, dudes, yeah.

These are wild.

Do you guys have any idea?

Dudes like this.

This was the fourth.

Wow, that's what I'm talking about, too.

This was kind of fly.

That's pretty cool.

Where's that at?

This is not in Hill.

Wow.

When I see something like this out there, too, I was like, oh, oh, that's kind of fresh.

Like, yes.

I'm not trying to do what y'all doing.

I'm going to do my own thing.

I'm dressing up my style.

Yeah,

this is cool.

You know what I mean?

Robin Williams.

He had just clocks all over himself.

This guy looks like the fucking Duke of Earl.

So you don't have to do that.

Yeah, you can do your own thing.

Oh, yeah.

Look at the guy in

Game of Thrones who was like, read all the books.

Oh,

that one.

Got accidental stabbings.

Have you been listening to the music, like preparing?

Yeah, listening to Soca music non-stop.

I'm listening to

a while.

It does.

That's a problem.

I don't know the difference.

I know everyone's going to sing along with something.

I just want one or two songs to be like, I know by heart.

Yeah.

And they can.

I had this vinyl album I just found called Explainer.

I told my buddy, my Trinidadian buddy, and he's like, oh, what?

How'd you get that?

And I'm like, I know, I found out for $2 at record store.

He goes, dude, that guy's a legend.

Man,

that.

I want to see a videographer go from this and then pan over to you and just like standing in the corner.

Staring out like, what?

Just like

that.

He's invited.

Did you guys get tired?

I was tired as shit.

How do you take a load off?

Where do you sit down?

You don't, it's nowhere to sit.

You just got to kind of like stand.

You're standing the whole time.

But I think I was mentally prepared to like, I knew we were going to be walking.

Well, the first day, I didn't know we were going to be out there like six hours walking.

We did two days.

How many days?

Didn't we?

Yeah, we went two days.

Okay, so the first day, I think, if I remember correctly, I think we didn't know where we was going for real.

And then the second day, we started asking around a little bit more, and then we got better positioned.

What do you mean?

Like, what's the position?

What do you mean?

Like, where to go, like, where the hot spots are.

Like, it was something.

It was something like bars open, too.

Because, especially because everything.

You're just going with the crowd.

Yeah, especially because everything's moving.

You don't know

what to do for real.

You're like, here's my turn.

like the hot thing might be, you know what I'm saying, three blocks away.

Yeah, and then you're like, where is it?

Oh, yeah.

They came through here about 50 minutes ago.

That is a problem doing no research, is that you're like, I'm so close to one of the most beautiful statues in the world.

I don't even know.

I'm not over.

No, let's stay on the British one.

Oh, the white people.

Yeah,

you guys can ask me about the Trinity Daddy one when I get back from that.

Okay, Carnival.

I'll actually, let's do this again.

I'll wear my outfit.

Yeah, man.

Nottingham, I went.

Yeah.

Kev didn't.

I went last year.

Where'd you get the Molly and stuff?

Where did you get that?

I got, so I had Molly here that I brought over there, which is very dangerous.

Bro, it's tough.

It was very dangerous.

But I also, like,

I don't know.

They have such colours.

I don't know.

I'm just, I just, like, because I don't bring a lot.

And I'm just, sometimes I even forget I have stuff on me.

It'll just be like somewhere in my suitcase.

I'm like, oh, yeah.

Best way to smuggle is not.

and then

I got some while I was already there, but I didn't, I'm not thinking about it like that.

Like, I'm not thinking, like, oh, I'm bringing drugs in the lunch.

I'm like, oh, I forgot that was in that case.

Now I got drugs, right?

That's good.

But I'm not, I don't, I think I'm off drugs now.

I did zero drugs.

I think I'm off them.

Why didn't you do any drugs?

You just didn't want it.

Oh, yeah, I was too pussy to do it.

The problem is when everyone else is doing it, you kind of have to.

Yeah, I was too pussy.

You want to do it?

Say, come on, guys, we shouldn't.

We shouldn't.

No, you don't.

You

no no no no you don't kids

you shouldn't do what you want do what you want to a degree

to a degree

i should have done shrooms or something yeah for sure

yeah i wonder it this and this date back to like yeah so what was the start what i don't generally do history of anything i just do experience but like what what it the notting hill riots

oh that's crazy do you know any of the history of carnivals in general nah not at all tell me this theory i have a theory Amidst racial intolerance, competition over resources, the white working class.

Oh.

Oh, they attacked the black community.

They always

want black people over there.

The population infox, Notting Hill became a more international district.

Code more niggas was moving in.

Competition for housing between poor black and white families.

And they was like, and they're bringing all these feathers and this loud ass music.

Yo, and they're in the music.

And I clicked feathers for a week.

I found it in my pocket.

And

ass it is in a nice ass white neighborhood too because it's changed it's 58.

it's in a nice london white neighborhood yeah i've seen uh steve mcqueen did had a uh a a show that he did about like uh not in hill it was a movie yeah it was a movie oh he did like a three-part series yeah that i had watched and it was a bunch of just like black people trying to party but and white people like turn that music down

just a lot of that

um i heard tell me if this is true or not that all carnivals kind of started out of they would give the slaves like a day to like let loose

so they could have something to look forward to.

That probably was on Sunday.

What?

For church.

Well, no, but I mean a day a year.

And that was where carnival started.

Because it started in the Caribbean where it was all like slave colonies.

Oh, look, Juve.

Breakday.

Oh.

Break day.

Originated in Trinidad.

Oh, you got it.

You got to make it.

See, it begins at 2 a.m.

You got to make it to Juve.

You got got to make it to Jouve, bro.

It begins at 2 a.m.

It continues until mid-morning on Monday, which is my birthday.

Jouvet Revelers cover their bodies in colored pants.

Oh, hell yes.

You got to make it the day you're talking about.

You got to make it to Jouvet, though.

You got to make it to Juve.

Make it to Jouvet, then take a break, and then come back outside later.

Yeah, maybe that

goes to sleep after that.

2 a.m.

It continues until mid-morning.

But the thing about that, though, is if you do that, then you might miss a lot during the day.

You're going to miss plenty of stuff.

You're going to miss stuff anyway, whatever.

Wait, Juvia.

Before the official start of Carnival Moss, where the more elaborate costumes are on display and dance through the city streets.

But all Tuesday is also the carnival.

Dress as blue or red devils.

What?

That's what you asked me.

I don't want to dress.

I don't want to play the devil.

That sounds too dukish.

I don't know if they're devils.

This is Wikipedia, by the way.

Hey, Devil, Devil.

Oh, that was.

I found out who's singing that song that we were listening to back from Tucson.

The one I kept saying.

Who is this?

I like this.

dojo cat oh

no no doja cat's dope i like doja cat

so old

well this lady dojo cat who is this

dojo cat oh all right

i've heard of her queen um

well okay wait carnival was introduced to trend out in 1782

banned from the masquerade balls of the french the enslaved people would stage their own mini carnivals in the backyard using their own rituals of folklore so they weren't allowed they snit they snook also but they had yards hey this slavery wasn't that bad i don't have a yard mocking their master's behavior at the masquerade balls wow oh do this dude they let him they let him for one day and no thanks

none of anything thanks the original party street party so juvet coinside with emancipation

1838 break day

they made fun of that's how you know black like when black people are all together we all just play too much like

when they'd be like black people don't take nothing serious It's like, we should be planning to get out of here, but yet we're like mocking.

A part of the tradition involves smearing punt, paint, mud, or oil on the bodies of participants.

Jab Jabs revelers are mostly recognized for covering their bodies in oil from head to dough.

I'm going to start calling you guys jab jabs.

What is a jab jab?

You, buddy.

Jab jabs.

Little jab jabs.

I got too many jab jabs in this club.

Let's go next door to the Irish bar.

Come on, oil in the body.

Jab Jabbin, man.

You get away with that for a year before people start catching on.

It's like, no.

It's going to come back in home.

White guy calls Tech Me.

Jab Jab's going on tour.

The origins of the most racist term ever, jab jab, started at a podcast in the East Village.

Yeah, it's just a party, though, huh?

It's just everyone having a good time.

What was this?

What was like, was people hitting on people?

Oh, I was, yeah, we were all hitting on people.

Was there like sex to be had?

I'm sure.

I'm sure.

I'm sure it was

a lot of that was.

You could get a fucking.

But it wasn't.

It was just a lot of.

But I mean, I don't know.

For me, I was just like, not.

I'm dirty.

Like, I feel like everybody dirty.

I feel like everybody been out here eight hours, them throwing paint on us.

I don't matter if you're horny.

Everybody stink.

I feel like it probably is a lot of foul shit going on out there, too.

A little bit.

There were some sexual assaults and everything.

Definitely.

It was too many people to like yeah and then and then and then

and then they're like pushing yeah it's a lot of grabbing because um yeah there's a whole bunch of like it would even to me it wasn't even you can't even say some of this is sexual it just felt like all of it was just assaults yeah it just felt like it was like yo y'all which one of you keep pushing me you turn into it ain't even

stop it's a whole group of eight girls shoving your ass you like damn man what the and then everybody

yeah

yeah and then i remember seeing them like push the cops like everybody was remember they were pushing through the cop well, they were pushing through the cops at one point because you know over there it's no guns, so it was like the cops are like security guards, and then people were like pushing through to them.

And I'm like, that's that's crazy.

That's that's different than here.

It's like

those cops should probably like my dad was a cop and no

that was the first time.

Yeah, I don't think they should be doing that.

Like, if you don't shoot these jab jabs,

start gunning some of these jab jabs jabs now.

What about the food?

What was the food like there?

Was it the Caribbean-style food, or was it just like you're in London, so get whatever?

I don't remember the food much.

Did we eat out there?

Yeah, it felt like we was just out there on drugs and water.

Yeah, we got Molly.

That's a good way to not have to stop to eat.

Yeah.

Oh, no, there was food.

There was food at the block party, though.

I don't remember.

It was like, I remember they had like,

they just had like little vendors set up.

It did have vendors, but the lines were so long.

The lines were long, but I still, I think I ended up getting like some corn on a cob or something like that.

I don't remember eating anything.

I remember asking, like, can I get in front of somebody?

Yeah.

And, like, paying them.

And they were like, no.

I figured.

Oh,

you did to a woman?

Yeah.

Oh, I did that the other, like, actually, not the other day, but a couple months ago.

It works.

What?

Paying to get in front of somebody?

Hey, this line long as hell.

Hey, you could buy me something, just get yourself something, too.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how I did that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's smooth.

No, I tried that, and the girl was like, no.

I did that at concerts when there's like a coat check or something at like Brooklyn Steel or something like that.

If I'm with any woman, I'll be like, Hey, so I can't ask because I'm like, you know, the problem-looking, but I'm like, I'll give you $20 to give to anybody to get that line first.

And then they're like, Sure, it always works.

Yeah, who wouldn't for $20?

Like, give me a ticket, too.

Also, something that you already doing, you're already there,

doing anything extra.

I'm going to pay you to give you a little bit more.

Just

so you don't ask them, hey, can I buy your food and buy my food?

I'll make an exaggeration of the line being long.

Yeah, yeah.

I got a whole player.

I got lines.

I got to read the script actually before I walk up to the bottom.

I'm going to exaggerate.

I'll make an exaggeration.

I'm like, man, this line long.

And then whoever, really, I'll probably spot the girl beforehand, but really, whoever made eye contact, then I'll just be like, yo, can you get yourself your food and then just give me some fries on top of that?

I don't know if that works over here, though.

I did it over here.

Oh, okay.

Can I get your food?

I'll get your food, but can you also just give me some fries or give me a burger or whatever

on top of that?

And she's already waiting in line.

She's like, okay, you're going to pay for me?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like I waited in this line and now I got it for free because it's idiotic.

I don't remember eating shit out there, though.

Damn, that's crazy.

I don't remember the food at all.

I bet you ate it.

I don't remember eating out there at fucking all.

And the food in London, I don't.

I just remember the service being bad.

We was going to Deshoom's a lot.

What is that?

What is that?

That's an Indian restaurant.

That's an Indian restaurant we were chained to.

Yeah,

they had like two.

Yeah, they had two of them.

One place right nearby you?

No, I wasn't.

You just kept going back to the same restaurant?

Yeah.

It was, yeah, hold on.

I got this.

I did that.

I did that.

I went there three times.

And then we ended up going to.

But the food wasn't that good.

Jim Conna was fire.

Jim Conner was great.

Jim Conner was great.

They do have a lot of good Indian food

and Turkish food.

And then we wanted to go to, we wanted to go here too, but

all the Italian joints are closed in August because they're on holiday.

So we couldn't get no good at Italian.

Oh, this is in August.

Yeah.

I just remember them dropping off the food and never coming back.

And you're like, hey, can I get some water?

They don't live off tips.

Water.

Oh, yes, there's no reason to be good.

Except they fucking lose their $25 an hour job.

Yeah, it's no reason for them to come back once they drop off the food.

Please, I'm so thirty.

I just want some water.

Yeah, I had to get up a couple times.

Yeah, but you were in London, like, you were a sociolite in London.

Oh, yeah, like everywhere.

Yeah,

I I was.

I was just...

The second time I went, I was just anywhere.

Like, come here, come here.

And I would be in these random parties and shit.

Did you go hang out with Chappelle there?

Is that you?

Yeah, we went to the Chappelle show, yeah.

We was at the show.

I'm going to say we hung out with them.

No.

He was just at the show.

And then, like, invited back?

Well, they ended up doing their thing at a hotel, like the after party of the hotel.

We was already kind of kicking it.

Oh, that's when we did shrooms.

That's when I was high out of my mind.

Oh, yeah.

We did end up doing it.

Yeah.

We were doing shrooms yeah i do remember that yeah that hotel was just like a hotel everybody was just kind of at and so we just ended up oh really but the second time i was i was going on dates i was really yeah i was i was wild you was what you was out'd you go with the second time uh

kev went too i went the second time but i was chilling like carnival but yeah i didn't go to carnival even though i went to carnival carnival

we only went one day though right only went one day how'd you like the second time chasing the i was chasing ass

i was up there.

Did you catch anything?

Yeah, I did.

All right.

I was out there.

I was out there.

The second time I went to London, I was like, Yeah, I was like, oh, I've been here before.

I know where to go.

So I was out there chasing ass, and I ended up going to different parties and shit like that.

So, yeah.

Oh, are there parties?

There was all types of shit that was going on.

I don't.

Like, late night parties or carnival.

I'm sure all of that stuff, like, like, like, you know, what they call them, bashments and all that, like, they have those, but us being on some outsider, like, we ain't.

I didn't know that first time.

I don't know if you know.

If I go to London now, it's up.

Like, I know where to go, I know who to hit.

Like, I would move there.

You moving there, you said, yeah, probably.

We'll see.

Oh, yeah, I think we, yeah, you was, you were spotting people in the street.

That's when I knew you was, yeah, like, you was like, yo, I was like, yeah,

that's why I thought, that's why I was like, oh, I can move here.

I knew like four people.

I was like, oh, I can move here.

This is good.

Yeah.

It's good.

Yeah, I mean, it's a cool town.

It gets bleak in the winter.

For sure.

That's the problem.

And rainy for a lot.

But in August, July, August, it rules.

I'm going again this year.

And, you know, then next year I'll figure out somewhere else to go.

There's a real stand-up scene.

Yeah.

Like a real stand-up.

Oh, yeah,

we did shows out there this time.

The second time.

I think number two city for stand-up.

Really?

Really?

Yeah, shots fired, L.A.

Is that really a shot?

What?

Is that really a shot?

I don't know.

But like,

they always think about New York.

Like, you're not even second.

It's Actor Town.

It is Actor Town.

It's Actor Town.

No, we did do shows the second time.

Because the first time we were like, no, no comedy.

Everybody was like, no, no jokes.

And we stuck to it.

And then the second time, we're like, all right.

But come on, we're here.

Yeah,

let's just do it, though.

You're not doing no, it's no stand-up in Trinidad.

No?

I bet there is, but not any that I would do.

But they speak English.

It's their first language, so I'm not going to have a language problem.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, you will.

I will.

I'll have trouble understanding.

I'm like, I need this out to you.

I'm going to hear you.

What is that?

Just a bunch of hissing.

Oh, man.

But no, they're going to, especially if you go to like the black ass shows, they're going to love you because you're the white guy there.

Dude, I went to a Howard party once.

It was a Bob Marley birthday party at Howard.

My friends took me when I was in Maryland.

And we went down there, and I was like, all right, I'm kind of an introvert, but I'm drinking at the bar.

They're all dancing.

I was like, got up my courage.

I'm like, let's go down there.

And I'd start dancing, and everyone would just stop.

and look at me and I'm like,

go back to the bar.

Because you're the white guy only at the, you're the white guy at the black party yeah yeah that's how it always just staring and i'm like what i'm trying my best fine i'll go back to the bar and drink

that's that's i mean this is 25 years ago oh okay okay that's different time

no i feel like at least at least now so like if white if there's a like one white person dancing crazy even like a white guy i say white guy dancing like very free at a black party black people will laugh, but they'll also be like, yo, we respect you for being that free.

and just, you know, not they won't say you're dancing good if you're not dancing good, no, but if you're like dancing free, but they'll hype you up, like, look at that goofy.

Yeah, it don't work the other way around.

You can't be a black guy going to a white party dancing.

They're going to be like, What the fuck?

It's corny.

This Disney channel motherfucker.

What the fuck is this dude doing here trying to fuck our women?

It don't work the other way around.

But yeah, white guys that go to black parties clean up.

Damn.

Damn.

No, if they.

If they're dancing, if they're like...

If they like black adjacent, you mean?

No, I don't think so.

I think if they already go to a black-ass party in Philly, they're going to be like, oh, shit, who's this black dude?

Who's this black dude?

Who's this white dude?

Damn.

Let them fucking, you know.

Clean up like what?

Clean up what?

Women?

Drinks.

Well, I'll tell you what.

At Maryland, when my Liberian friend would go to like the white bars, he'd be like, hey, literally half of them are disgusted that I'm here.

But the other half are intrigued and want to fuck a black dude.

And so that's a way higher percentage than any white guy walks into.

Yeah, you know?

So maybe just that.

If I just get 20% of them, I'm like, ooh,

that's that's more than anybody's got.

Yeah, Philly women are

you say that if you want to, Philly women, I'll destroy you.

They're disgusting.

They all look like Tom Carlson.

I don't know any white comics that can dance.

I'm mad.

I'm like, why?

Any white comics that wait?

Do you know any white comics that can dance?

Can you dance?

Bobby Lee.

He's not not white, I guess.

Bobby Lee.

I can dance when I'm on Molly.

I can dance okay in moments, but no, not consistently.

Fahim, he's not white, I guess.

Yeah, I don't know if any white guys dance.

Which white guys can dance?

It's gotta be.

Get down.

Can Gary Owen dance?

I don't know.

He looks like he probably just has a certain dance.

I feel like Rich Ross can dance.

I don't know why.

No.

He did heroin.

He could.

I feel like he could dance.

I feel like he could.

He wears drawers.

He wears caps.

Yeah,

I feel like he dances.

It's like those guys that could whip it out last second.

Like, where the fuck has that been?

You wear a suit.

I feel like Lenny Marcus got like two moves in him.

He gets them quick and then keep moving.

That's all his moves.

I can do more.

I'm not in the mood right now.

Like, what?

Yeah.

He's just then it'll play one song on the piano.

I'm like, I am playing.

That's it.

That's it.

He's a virtuoso.

Like, no, he's not.

What would you tell yourself now going back if you're like, hey, you should have done this?

Or telling anybody else to go to Carnival?

Like, what would you tell them?

Like, make sure to do

sunscreen, sneakers, anything.

I would definitely do, I would do, I would tell them to get some definitely good walking shoes.

I remember we bought some, some, we just got some cheap ass shoes, like hiking shoes.

Um, because I had brought some bullshit, like, I brought some like slide-ons, yeah, or some shit, and my feet would have been killing me.

So, that would have been the first thing.

And then, the second thing is, do drugs, do drugs, do drugs.

Um, oh, you know, it's crazy.

Not to bring the mood to a different place, but I remember we were at Stuyvesant Park a couple years ago, and

you had came to play basketball with us, and you just went to a store and bought some basketball shoes and came to like hoop.

And I was like, I was like looking at you.

I remember saying, like, damn, dog, I wish I could do that, man, because I ain't had no money.

The LeBron's, I saw that.

And then you said, yeah.

Wait, you just randomly brought LeBron's?

I needed shoes.

He needed shoes.

I tried on a few fellows.

They were like two years old LeBron's at the time.

They weren't that year as LeBron's, so they weren't that expensive.

Yeah, no, but I was just, I was, I was like,

you just needed shoes, so you went and bought shoes.

Oh, yeah, I can see that.

You know what I mean?

Like, I was like, yeah, yeah, back then, bro.

I wish I could do that, man.

And then, so when we were in London, just like, we needed walking shoes, so we just went and bought some walking shoes.

And then we left them there.

We left them there.

I didn't even bring them back.

Yeah, I just left them in the, I think it was in the Airbnb or something.

Dude, you're as rich as I was.

Yeah.

I could afford $60 shoes.

Wait, did you know they were LeBron?

I think barely.

I think I might have shown up to a park.

He's like, those are LeBron's.

I'm like, oh, maybe.

Yeah, because I remember my shoes were good.

Because they had Velcro over the tops and the sides.

Yeah.

I probably brought some good hiking shoes, but I left them there.

I was like,

why did I just bring them back?

I didn't have any room.

We went like thrifting or shopping or some shit.

Yeah,

we didn't want to mess up the shoes that we had brought out there.

But, you know what I mean?

Going back,

I don't know, man.

Don't try to, I guess,

save money by getting an Airbnb in East London.

Oh, yeah, don't do that shit.

That Airbnb.

Don't do that.

Was it far away?

It was kind of out there.

It was a car.

It was trash.

Yeah.

It was kind of out there.

But you know what?

I didn't even look.

I just was like, all right, I just gave Kev my money.

This is a great way to travel.

It's just like, yeah, whatever you guys are doing is fine.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Kev told me the price.

I was like, all right, but try to get something like like in the area.

But every time we told somebody we were there, like, where the fuck are you at?

Out there.

Like, my dad came in there.

My dad came and sold me.

He wouldn't stop looking out at the car through the window because

his friend was driving a G-Wagon.

They was like, you in the hood.

Yeah, we were in the G-What.

His friend didn't leave the window.

He looked like Malcolm X the whole time.

Where the fuck's East London?

What, like, Dalston?

You don't know.

I don't know.

That shit was trash, though.

I don't remember the name of the place.

But, like, yeah, that's how I try.

Like, if I'm going with somebody, like, if you're like, hey, let's go here.

I'm like, all all right, tell me how much I need.

Let's go.

I don't know.

I'm actually dressed.

Yeah, I don't know.

I want to do this.

I want to take a...

We used to talk about this, take like a bunch of comics to like a country, and they'd just be like, I'm going to run it.

You guys are coming.

I'll tell you how much money you're allowed to bring.

You know, we can do prepaid credit cards.

And you have to do it my way.

And everybody gets one thing.

They can choose to do one activity.

But like, but like, we're just doing it.

You're just in.

Just follow.

Oh, wait.

So you said you were thinking about it?

We were talking about it on Bobby Kelly's podcast like five, six years ago.

And it was like, I'll run that.

Yeah.

Let's just go to Bolivia or some shit.

Like, do it my way.

Let's get lost.

I'm not a good group traveler.

Well, you could walk off by yourself for a minute.

He wouldn't be.

There'd be some alone time in there, too.

I'm not a good group.

He wouldn't be.

Why?

He wouldn't be a good group.

I'm good with a group.

I like it.

Why?

Because I just,

whatever time I'm operating on, that's the time I'm operating on.

Like, if, like, it was a couple of times where I was just like, I don't want to do nothing today until midnight.

Yeah.

You You know what I mean?

And it's just like, I'm just staying in.

And so, like, because I've gotten into like a little bit of, not trouble, but, you know, a little arguments with people that I'm going to travel with.

And they're like, well,

what about the

itinerary?

And then I show up and then I'm in a bad mood.

And they're like, why you in a bad mood?

I don't want to be here.

Yeah, it's like you can't plan what your mood's going to be.

I'm sorry.

Let's go find something.

I'm such a like, let's go.

I'm down.

Tell me when.

Let's go.

I love a group.

Two different ways.

I don't think you don't wake up till 3 p.m though like what do you mean oh no you'll be up early if i'm with a group early like even if i don't like somebody in a group if we got the day planned out i'm like fuck them let's do what we got planned

yeah now i'm too in my feelings yeah you know what i want to do for patreon is uh

is take like a week or eight or nine days and just and just throw a dart at a board and be like going to the airport right now that's hard oh yeah you said you was doing that for like when a listener right Yeah, well, I want to do that too on Patreon.

I want to send someone around the world.

Yeah.

I want to send somebody

up for like a year.

Yeah, I'll go.

You'll be gone for a year?

I'll do it.

I'll come back.

Back in three days.

I blew through the money.

Come back.

Fucked up.

Yeah.

What is this?

I would wear it to be yellow.

Like a decade back.

No, because you know what?

I do need to travel.

And like, that's why that London trip was so fire to me because I'm like, all right, this is my first.

Because before the London trip, I only went to Montreal for JFL.

That barely counts.

Yeah, so I was like, I need to, oh, no, I took trips with my girl, but, you know.

You're going to come back with AIDS.

The original AIDS.

Like, this strain hasn't even been out yet.

Did you fuck a monkey?

Like, I thought everybody's junior.

Bro, that was.

We started AIDS.

Crep doesn't even work anymore?

That would blow my mind.

Yeah, I would do that.

Bubotic plague.

This nigga's going to have everything.

No, that's one of my goals this year is to go somewhere alone, though.

Oh, you should.

Alone travel is so fun.

Yeah, that's one to get out of the track.

You're completely free.

I sat in Paris.

I sat down in a cafe, and then I saw a sign that was in English, and I was like, seems like maybe a tourist one.

And the guy hadn't come yet.

I was like, I'm leaving.

I just got up and went.

But if you're with anybody else, you have to be like, hey, can we go to another one?

Yeah.

Like, why?

What's wrong with it?

And you got to explain it.

So you just sit there and both of you are feeling the same way, but you can't say it.

So you're both stuck doing something you don't want to do.

Yeah.

So that's one of the goals this year to go somewhere alone.

Completely.

Like, yeah.

I know where you're going to.

Come back on this podcast afterwards.

Brazil.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Nasty.

I want to go somewhere alone

or Queens.

Nah, nah, somewhere.

Not there, not there, because that would just be a nasty trip.

Yeah.

I don't want to.

I want to.

Huh?

Where, like, where?

Well, I've heard Portugal is the first good spot to go.

Nice.

Yeah, I've heard that's a good place to go.

I forgot the other places, but I want to.

What about you?

Where would you go?

He's been traveling.

I've been to a lot of places, but where's next on your list?

I definitely want to see that eclipse in April.

So

that's something I want to see.

I heard in Austin or outside Austin, it's going to be the best.

Really?

Yeah, like it goes.

Oh, I split up America.

So it goes from the north in a curve like that.

So south of Toronto is someplace, but it's better in Texas.

See, that's the thing with the traveler.

Like, he actually wants to see shit like that.

The one you saw was pretty fucking epic.

Yeah, it was nice.

See, I don't, I don't want to, I don't really care to, I mean, not, I think I go to like meet people and like try new foods and just be around a different group of people.

Like an eclipse, I don't give a shit about.

I want to, I want to see, um, I want to see uh Northern Lights.

That's really like, that's definitely on my list for some.

My buddy did that, and uh, and uh, he goes, you sit in one of those uh,

wow,

wait, that's fire.

Wow, that's the fucking.

I mean, if you were an Aztec, you'd be like, everything's ending.

Wait, did you see this on Sauron?

Oh, the Native.

Nah, I'm not a fan of the family.

It looks like Sauron's Eye.

The Native Americans close everything.

Like, they don't even witness it.

Like, it's something for them where they're like, nah, that's.

That's a God's fighter.

Yeah, something going on.

So they closed all their parks.

And

yeah, and it's just me and a bunch of white people out there.

Oh, really?

What?

You went out there by yourself?

Yeah, I was out there by myself.

That was in Utah, the Valley of Gods.

That's close to Arizona.

So I just drove like six hours down, met some nice, some good, some good white people, Sarah, and something.

I forgot his.

Dude, we were driving in Arizona.

It was like our flight got delayed two hours.

We're driving back from Tucson to Phoenix.

And we're like, oh, let's take the scenic route if we got two extra hours.

You passed by these first cotton fields.

And I was making obvious jokes, obviously.

That's when I first seen a cotton field was with you.

Really?

In Houston.

I already just take black people around cotton fields, yo.

I already just be like, you want to take a

scenic route?

Hey,

isn't this crazy?

And I was just out the window looking like.

Racist piece of shit.

I just take black comics to cotton fields.

Anytime you want to road, I didn't know they existed.

We were in Texas driving.

We were driving from Dallas to Houston or some shit.

And I was just looking like, I didn't know these shits were still around.

And I did have a moment where I was like, wow.

But, you know, I was with Ari and I'm like, I didn't want to say pull over, but I wanted to pull over.

He tried to pull over.

I did, I ain't gonna lie, I did, but I didn't want to say it.

I just didn't want to.

But then we saw these prisons, and he was like, Why are the prisons next to cottonfields?

And it hit him.

He was like, They never give us a fucking chance.

It was just like it hit him.

He was in his own head for like an hour.

Ari pulled over and was like, Make me a shirt.

I'm waiting.

Yeah, yeah, Ari.

The first time I went on the road,

you're going to hope for all.

I'm telling you what you're going to do.

The first time we went on the road, you were like, I'm going on a hike.

And I was like, it was my first time, like, because I normally just stay in hotels.

I don't do much.

And we went on this hike.

I was like, let me get the fuck out of my hotel.

And we were hiking.

It was this, we were just, he just pulled over anywhere.

And he's just like, let's go on a hike.

And I'm like, what the fuck?

It's a little green belt.

Yeah, it was like a good one.

But I remember a spider, You walked.

It was this big-ass spider web, and you walked into it.

I was so fucking happy.

And I was like, oh, my God, I would have freaked out if I walked into this spider web.

Yeah.

Wait, you guys were in Arizona?

Yeah.

You have a picture of that Mesa stuff?

Oh, that's fire.

Oh, you look gay, K.

Why always look gay?

I don't know.

It just looked like y'all was fucking doing nasty things.

Oh, that's fire.

Damn.

Yeah, that was that ruled.

That ruled.

Look at that scenery.

Damn, that's hard.

I took that video.

I was just like, I'm out in nature.

And then Kevin comes behind me and says, excuse me, sorry.

Black eye.

No.

And I just started running.

This is him getting the ticket.

What?

What are you getting ticket for?

Jumping?

He was drinking on the train.

I finally saw you.

He's like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, that's a nice scenery.

Nah, where that

maybe I sent it to you.

What?

That circle thing that we was walking around?

Oh, yeah, where we met up our own religion.

Yeah.

Oh, here it goes.

Yeah.

That's like some pet cemetery shit.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, this was pretty cool.

And then we all got in our heads and like.

That's a real white thing.

It's to make up a religion midway.

You had to walk up, out, up, over.

Yeah,

in the lines, all the way to the center.

Then you got to the center and you had to like reflect and let things go.

Or maybe it was you letting things go as you got into the center.

And then you got to the center.

It was like, all right, it's all gone.

And then you walked out and I think you just made the new path for your life as you were.

Oh, wait, is that something y'all made up?

Or no, no, no, okay, okay, okay.

It's a sign that, yeah, there you go.

Yeah.

Oh, that's fire.

Where is this, Arizona?

Somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

Damn.

Absorb the beauty that surrounds you.

Take time to clear your mind.

Become aware of your breathing.

So, just the stages of the walk.

Number one, shedding.

Walk the path slowly to the center.

Let go of the concerns of your life.

That's hard.

Yeah.

Wait, so y'all all took turns on that?

We We kind of went ahead of one another.

Oh, yeah.

Because it took like two, three minutes to get to the middle.

Yeah, it took a while.

See,

this is where I would be, like, you know how you can't go somewhere with groups.

This is where I would get weird because this is something that I would feel like I need to do by myself.

Right.

Well, we were quiet.

We didn't talk.

But that's what I'm saying.

I would be weird.

I would be like, what?

Like, I need to hear something.

Like, that's like, you can't do groups.

I couldn't, because this is like some spiritual shit to me.

Yeah, but that's one.

So if you're in a group, you would be be like, hey, let's leave him here.

We're going to go over there for a little bit.

Yeah, if we're in a group, yeah, if we're in a group, I'll be like, y'all catch up to y'all later and do this by myself.

But that's part of a group.

Number two, illumination.

Upon reaching the center, reflect, pray, listen, and receive.

Stay as long as you like.

And then number three, union slash integration.

Follow the path outward.

Bring your inspirations back out into your life.

I know it was beautiful and everything, but I know if I grew up around there, I'd be somewhere in the bushes bushes throwing rocks

in the middle praying.

Or I'd just be somewhere, it ain't gonna come true.

It's a classical unicursal seven-circuit style, similar to others found planet-wide, created and used by many cultures throughout human history.

That place ruled.

That place was awesome.

I don't even know what park that was, but it was really cool.

All those things everywhere, that crazy church.

Yeah, oh, yeah, the church.

It was hot out there, too, huh?

It wasn't bad.

It wasn't too bad.

It was barely shorts.

I could have worn jeans.

It's my, it's my, it's my

next, our next album cover.

Yeah.

Did I tell you what Sherrod's name for my next album is?

Jew in a church.

What?

Too many blacks.

It's just a picture of me with a bunch of black people behind me, just like frowning.

Jab jabs.

Jab jabs.

No jab jabs.

Picking cottons with the jab jabs.

No, man.

This was.

And then

we had took some of the rocks from here.

I don't know if I could say that.

yeah

but we took some rocks from there.

I still got them in my uh on my bookshelf.

I got them yeah I tried to get them

spiritual things

I tried to get uh into rocks and I put them in the sink.

Yeah, my girl was like what the fuck is this?

Move that shit.

Why you put them in the sink?

Because I've seen girls do or I've seen it somewhere where they had like the rocks in the sink so it looked like a like the like a bottom of a fishbowl.

I don't know some type of spiritual shit.

And my girl was like what get this move move this dumb shit.

Where'd you get the rock from?

I forgot where I got the rocks from, but they were like crystals.

Crystal rocks.

Yeah, we sat there for like 30 minutes looking down, trying to find the right rocks.

Yeah, now we found someone.

They spoke to us.

We found some pretty good rocks.

We found some cool ones.

We found some more flowers.

Not just any rock.

We're downplaying it.

These rocks were fucking badass.

This is nice.

Sedimentary.

You can tell the age by the lining on the rocks.

Ah, man.

We went horseback riding.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's cool.

Nah, this is cool.

Nah, horseback riding.

No, horseback riding was fun.

That was my first time.

We're both bad at it.

We gotta go to a little trot.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Horseback riding fly.

All right, let's wrap this up.

This is great.

It was longer than I wanted to go.

Damn, that's nice.

That's the eclipse.

That's the place?

Yeah, that was the place.

Wow.

And you ran in a car and did all that by yourself?

Yeah.

It was cool, man.

It's good to be alone, right?

It's nice.

It's very nice.

And then there was a lot of old couples in these RVs and stuff over here.

Did they give you food or anything?

Nah, they just...

Nah, they ain't got to do it.

You don't talk to people, though.

no, they were that.

No, we was talking.

It was really, it was, it was a real, we were really conversing, going back and forth.

Um, and it was a lot of them, too.

So, you know, some of them were more friendly.

They were telling me, like, yo, you want to go this way when you're going back up to Salt Lake?

Like, take this route because you'll be able to get up the mountain.

It was honestly one of the scariest things that I did going back because you're literally like driving up the side of a mountain.

Everybody going like three miles an hour.

Like, you, you a little bit over, you, you off the edge at that joint.

So you want to see the scenery, but you got to look at the road.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But people were getting out the car and just like, you know, but I was by myself.

I was like, yeah, I see it.

But it was a lot of old couples that I thought was, it was just beautiful because they were just like, we do this.

Like, the kids are grown.

They're out of the house.

Everybody's got their own families.

It's just us alone.

So we just go out in the country.

If you ever drove around like Washington, it's beautiful.

Like, they was like, Wyoming's great.

I'm like, oh, this is a fly life.

Damn.

RV life.

Yeah.

Yeah, those people are cool.

I had an RV once at some festival, and we stopped to fill up, or everyone was so helpful.

You stopped at a gas station or a Walmart.

Like, how long have you guys been going?

Like, just a weekend.

I'm like, oh, we do this now.

Yeah.

Like, fuck.

That's a, it's a dope.

That's a dope.

Yeah.

But you got to kind of be old.

Yeah.

I mean, you got to just like, it's really something that's like

you've done so much in life.

Now it's like, how many people can say that they drove through the around the country?

Not even just like once pass, like up, down, everywhere.

Yeah, like and then pointing out places in the map and being like, yo, this part right here is beautiful.

It's the most beautiful thing that much.

This is in Arizona or Utah?

It's Utah.

Okay.

It's Utah, yeah.

All right.

Maybe I'll go to Utah by myself.

Utah is beautiful.

That's a good first trip, right?

Utah is beautiful.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just or is that lame to stay in the states?

No, but try to go somewhere else, too.

But if that's all you got, go

do that.

You could do this a lot easier.

Utah, you can go for two, three days, but somewhere else, it's like, yeah, you're going to have to go for a week or two.

I stayed in Bluff.

Shout out to Bluff, Utah.

Shout out to Bluff.

Bluff, Utah.

All right, where can people find you online?

You can find me on Instagram, Reg Conquest, R-E-G G Conquest.

R-E-G-G Conquest.

What do you think?

Kevin isopropanol.

Damn, I got that one.

Like the alcohol group.

Kevin Isopropanol.

My ISO P, it should come up.

Kevin ISO should come up.

My picture is a picture of Finn from Adventure Time.

Hey, full circle.

We on Adventures.

Adventure Time.

There you go.

Not bad.

You reach it.

But dude, have you ever watched Adventure Time on Acid?

Nah.

It's another level.

You realize how deep that show is.

Oh, I've realized it deep sober, though.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I like that.

The Coca-Cola guy trying to snatch up your kids.

And you're like, oh, right.

They're trying to fucking addict our children with sugar.

Oh, I didn't even peep that.

I didn't peep that.

Nah.

Because they just say a lot of deep stuff in there.

You know, I got a lot of Adventures Time, just videos on my phone.

I'll just be watching.

Nice.

All right.

Well,

guys, get out there like Reggie's going to do, like Kevin already does.

Go Nigeria.

Yo, naja, boy.

What is that?

I don't know.

Send me and who would be fun to go on a trip with?

Sag.

Me and Sag.

Send me and Sag around the world.

You guys, I'm going to need a fucking gap year, kid.

Sending your stuff to Patreon, subscribe, and on here on YouTube.

Sending postcards from all over the world on Patreon.

I'll read them from wherever you are and talk about those places and some of what you're doing out there.

That's it.

I think it's Ubi Tripping Patriot.

If you're somewhere around the world, hit me up and invite them.

Yeah, invite me.

I'll come if you give me a place to stay.

Don't invite me.

I'm not going to come.

Kevin just wants to, like, no, get away from me, please.

Leave me

alone.

All right, guys.

Thank you.

Bye.

Later.

Peace goes.

All right, guys, that's the episode.

Thank you very much for tuning in.

I appreciate it.

Now I've got to get back into the world, so I need to put on my Yubi Trippin' t-shirt that you can all get.

i first saw this by two fans that made it on red bubble illegally i was like no i'm not against you but i'll make it myself and i'll sell it myself it's a ubi trippin' stamp um same designer who made the shroom fest shirts shroom fest is next weekend september 5th 6th and september 6th 7th and 8th if you don't know what it is i've been mentioning this and i'll stop talking about it soon just take mushrooms it's an international holiday to celebrate mushrooms it's not in a place it's less like mardi gras and more like Christmas.

Wherever you are, Christmas is happening.

It's really a place in your heart, according to almost every movie where nobody shows full penetration.

That would be great for a Christmas movie like Elf to have also some full penetration.

Is anybody pitching that?

Got Ubi Trippin' stickers.

All sorts.

These for the water bottles.

And then these clear green ones that go right into your passport.

Wherever you're going to go, fucking put some of these up.

Put some of these up and tag the Ubi Trippin' pod Instagram.

God, that seems fun, though.

I mean, to get that lit up, to be trailed by people that knowing they're going to fucking pickpocket you and to still be able to, I mean, what a fun time with friends going to a place like this.

That's the way to do it, really, too.

It's not just to go to a place like, let's pick some friends who are going to be willing to like be adventurous and just go.

I mean, honestly.

Isn't that what you want?

Don't you want a group of people to go do something together?

That's the episode, everybody.

Hope to see you out on the road.

I know I had a great time in this episode.

Next week, we got Carnival is happening right now in London.

It's happening this weekend.

That's why we put it out now.

It's happening this weekend in London.

If you're in London or anywhere nearby, go check out Carnival.

Use the tips you got for ISO and Reggie Conquest and then fucking have a good time.

Next week, James McCann on Labor Day.

Interesting for a comic to use that term.

Going to New Zealand with us.

So click on the link to subscribe, do whatever, get yourself a shirt.

Follow those guys, Kevin Isopropanol, Propanol, excuse me, and Reg Conquest on Instagram.

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Go see my special, Jew, on YouTube.

Until next week, everybody.

How do you say bye in

the islands?

But I guess it's London.

So,

yeah, bye.

Cheerio.

Oh, that's it.