Route 66 w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | You Be Trippin with Ari Shaffir

You don't technically need this car.

You say that out loud to yourself.

You say, I have no space.

You say, eh, I'm just looking.

Then you click.

Then you zoom in on photo number 87 and whisper, oh no.

Then you text a friend, the one who always enables you.

You say to yourself, this is the last one, knowing it is not.

You don't need this car.

But maybe, just maybe, this car needs you.

Bring a trailer.

It's never just a car.

That toilet doesn't work.

Ooh.

How about it was that one?

It's always like their neighbors.

Oh, don't use that toilet.

Like, why did you tell me that when I came in?

Are you crazy?

You're fucking with me, right?

Yeah, well, man.

I was walking back and went to the window.

Well, that's not my official name.

I did my due diligence.

Yeah, let's enjoy dealing with that.

You should have told me it's crazy that you would say anything.

Where you been and where are you going?

This is our race travel show.

Yeah, we're going to talk about travel today.

It's you'll be tripping.

Yeah.

Guys, welcome to you be tripping.

I have tried to set up this podcast for three people.

It's a travel podcast.

Every week we go to a different place across the globe.

And this week we have the greatest country in the world.

The United States of America of us.

Hello.

And what?

Two better Americans than this two pieces of trash, human garbage, Kevin Ryan and H.

Foley.

We're in a pile of garbage right now.

This place is fucked up.

I can't see that.

It's shut the fuck up.

That's the fourth wall.

No.

One wall, two walls, three walls.

That's the fourth wall.

You don't break it.

It looks like a construction site, dude.

This is bad.

And folks, be glad we don't have smell-o-vision because it stinks in here.

How's this?

How are you doing?

You want to lean?

You figure it out.

I'm chilling.

Okay, great.

Taking too much karaoke.

This place come with bed bugs.

There's a good chance it does.

We did have flooding and mold in the walls.

I was out of here for four months.

I thought I

thought I in or something.

Yeah, I thought it was it for a minute.

My COPD flaring up.

Hope I don't get this kind of disrespect the entire podcast.

Boys, where do we want to go today?

We're hitting the road, wide open road, baby.

The greatest road trip in the whole goddamn world, Route 66.

There's a slice of Americana.

There's a few famous routes in the United States.

Route 1

on the east?

Yeah.

Does it go through Philly?

Yes.

What's Route 1?

The Bloody Boulevard.

Do I know that?

The Boulevard.

Oh, where you go through.

It goes through College Park, Maryland.

Goes through Baltimore.

It turns into 95 at some time.

You go through Jersey.

There's that cheesesteak place when you go that way.

There's no tolls, right?

What?

There's no tolls.

No tolls.

There's no tolls.

That's true.

There's no tolls.

Goes through Jersey.

Sure.

Yeah, probably.

Primo Hoagie, I think, is out there.

Primo Hoagie.

Okay, yeah.

I mean, I don't have my hoagie map on me to fucking confirmer that.

Let's bring in your hoagie map.

You knew that.

That's that famous?

Route 1 is that famous?

Route 1, doesn't it run?

It's crazy.

It's not as famous as Route 6.

There's no songs.

Are there any songs about

Route 1?

Get your gun on Route 1.

Northeast Philadelphia.

They call it the Bloody Boulevard.

It's the deadliest

for, I believe, for a long time, it was the deadliest stretch of road for pedestrians and cars.

Dude, it's a 12-lane highway, and the people try to beat the lights, and you just get fucking mulched.

People get mulched.

It's like Queens Boulevard.

There's also Highway 1.

No.

Cigaros.

Oh, Cigaros has a one.

Route 1.

Johnny Cash, Route 1, Box 144.

There's also Route 1 on the West Coast, so not nearly as famous.

No.

Well, we mixed them up, so it definitely can't be as famous.

What's the famous one on the West Coast?

That's Route 1.

Oh, PCH.

PCH.

Yeah.

Now that's

more famous than Route 1.

Sure.

Yeah.

I mean, I just rolled with you when you said Route One, and I only know it because my buddies used to buy weed down there.

Really?

Yeah, I don't think that's it.

You go down to Artifacts and get some perks.

I don't think that's a famous highway.

Okay, let's see this now.

Songs about Route 66.

Here we go.

Had you guys ever been on it before?

No, this was the big one.

It was, we, we, I think it came up, we were talking about look how many there are.

Crazy.

I mean, this is the best one.

Get your kicks on Route 66.

Uh-huh.

Born to Be Wild, King of the Road, King of the Road.

King of the Road.

Did you listen to these on the trip?

I did a little bit.

It was definitely a country-heavy playlist.

Isn't that funny?

It really was.

Just kind of weird.

Out there in the open road, basically.

Sure.

Did you ever listen to Take Me Home, Country Roads, Mountain Mama?

John Denver?

John Denver.

Very good.

Yeah.

Love John Denver.

I don't think we did on the bus, but.

You think when he was fucking groupies in Denver, they were like, nice.

Extra nice.

Had to.

Was he?

Was he that?

Was he banging chicks?

I think everybody was.

Well, he was a man.

Yeah.

He was a famous, rich, wealthy man.

Died in a glider.

If he fucked anyone over 15, it was a fucking coup.

Died what?

Died in a glider.

A glider.

He was in a glider.

He died on that.

Crashing a mountain.

Wow.

You'd think he would have gotten killed by a bobcat or something.

Yeah, that would have been a good one.

That would have been the right way to go.

Yeah.

It's like we ever hear about Sam Kennison died.

Drunk driving accident.

He was sober.

Yeah.

It's like, what?

Anyway, so you're out there.

We're all over the place.

You do need to fucking split a fucking riddle in or something.

Jeez, between the primos and the camera.

Did I introduce you?

Yes.

Oh, nice.

Okay.

Okay.

Wait, what?

I don't know.

Did I introduce you?

It's really kept around.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's do it seven more times.

What made you do this and what'd you do?

This is a very interesting trip.

We did Route 66,

which

it's official and unofficial routes of Route 66.

Starts in Chicago, ends in Santa Monica, right?

Like out, you know, the beach.

Santa Monica, Chicago.

The beach, yeah.

And then

all the way to the down to there, to that Missouri part.

So, yeah.

So, our tour, we did a tour, we did shows, we rented a tour bus, and we did shows in each city.

Nine shows in 12 days that we stopped at nine shows, 12 days, three nights off.

Nice.

Something like that, yeah.

Sup on the bus.

So, it came, it came about because we were talking about like trashy

vacations or road trips on paid, like on a Patreon episode, and we started looking into it.

We're like, oh, shit, Route 67.

We didn't really know anything about it.

I mean, as East Coasters, it's like you don't really know much.

It starts in Chicago.

Yeah, so like, I didn't know.

I thought it ran like the whole.

I think we were like, I thought it ran the whole country.

So did I.

It started off like, let's do a whole, like, let's drive cross-country.

Let's see if we can rent an RV and like we could like live on that for two weeks or whatever.

I've talked to you guys about this, and you're like, RV's not a bad way to go.

It's not.

Sleeping is a problem.

That's the issue, especially when there's this many large gentlemen that roll together.

Should you say, especially?

Maybe.

I mean, now.

Wait.

Would we have gotten a driver for that, or would you have driven that?

An RV?

Yeah.

We would have got a driver, probably.

I've driven one.

It is fun to drive, but not for eight hours and you need to every time.

And you would have done it.

He would not have done it.

Fuck.

He's never driven.

Dude, we've been on the road for four years straight.

He's never got behind the car once.

I've driven a couple of times.

When I've been in the car?

Not when I've been in the car.

When you were drunk.

Maybe.

When you were drinking.

So he drove home from the venue.

You were drinking your sauce.

From the venue to the hotel.

So like six minutes.

And you were probably half in the bench.

What?

No, I wasn't.

You ever do the math of like, who's the most drunk?

Sure.

Like, all right, give me the keys.

Give them to me again.

I dropped them.

So that's how it started.

So then we, like, it kind of shifted and changed to cross-country to Route 66.

Yeah.

To like go see those crazy

those roadside attractions that are very USA type shit.

What I'm thinking of going into it is Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Sure.

The big dinosaur,

if you can finish the steak, you get it for free.

Big Texan steakhouse.

We went.

We went there.

Still got the cup at the house.

No.

Great soda cup.

Great soda cup.

And we saw some dude try to do the challenge.

No.

Dude, they sit you up at like a heightened table in the middle.

It's a huge restaurant.

It's the only thing.

It's in

not El Paso,

Paris, Texas.

Cuba.

Wasn't it Cuba?

Cuba, Missouri.

We stopped at

for the greatest dive bar I've ever been to in my life.

The East Office in Cuba, Missouri.

Yeah, everything.

Do you guys have pictures of this?

I have a picture of us in the East Office, yeah.

Wait, I want to see the all-you-can-eat thing, too, but start with the East Office office.

I don't know if I have that on me.

Sorry.

It was one dude that was by himself.

He just got, he said, fuck it and wanted to do it.

What's the name of the place?

The Big Texan Restaurant.

It's the Big Texan Motel, the Big Texan Restaurant, the Big Texan Laundromat.

Oh, look at that.

There it is.

This is the East Office.

It's like the only thing in Cuba, Missouri.

We had a day off in Cuba, Missouri.

Why are these people looking at you?

Because we rolled in with fucking like huge Kevin.

I ain't never seen one as big as him.

God damn it, son.

Yeah, they're looking like that's a that's a no, that one's looking at Kevin like you're thin as fuck.

And the other one's like, dude, I'm gonna do this without meth.

I'm a Route 668.

Look at that boy.

That boy is.

I mean, we should be making fun of y'all, Joe.

Amarillo.

All right, block Billy.

Amarillo, Texas.

Just color those faces.

But, But dude, this had a sign when you walked in.

It was one big square room, and you walked in, and you know how they have like the please wait to be seated signs?

Yeah.

On that was just a piece of loose leaf, and it said smoking left, non-smoking right.

Like there was no barrier, there was no nothing.

Wow.

Still just catching heaters.

Real slice of America.

Yeah, very much like the ball.

Like these people were small town bar flops.

I mean, god damn, they love Bud Light.

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Okay.

What makes me, or what it reminds me of, is people in like the 50s and 60s going on small vacations, loading up to a station wagon, driving.

Parents getting into a fight, the kids screaming in the back, you stop and see the ball of yarn, and you drive.

You get the ball of yarn.

You're driving out

to your aunt's house in California.

Yeah, and you're like, kids, let's pull over.

Yeah, it's kind of like Christmas or whatever, American vacation.

100%.

So that's why we wanted to do it.

That was kind of the impetus of it: let's try to see the country, Ari.

See the country.

First of all, I just love that you guys were willing to be like, obviously, this might not be a cost-effective.

We lost $200,000 on it, Ari.

It is so expensive.

Took a band.

We took nine guys out.

We shot a whole, we filmed every, so it's like, we filmed essentially like 11 specials, and we filmed every show.

Yeah.

Like wired the bus, filmed all that.

Wired the bus.

So like you could really, yeah, you could just sit and talk.

Everything gets picked up.

Like we, this was like the biggest production we've ever done.

Oh, you guys should like do something with this.

Yeah, we are.

What are you talking about?

We're going to be on YouTube right now, hopefully.

Oh, what?

You think we're doing here?

Not right now.

Oh, my God.

I'm on the press tour right now.

What's it called?

It's called, I think, the Route 66.

Fucking Are You Garbage presents the Route 66 tour special.

Is this the first press you're doing for it?

Yes.

Here's the deal.

Fitz Simmons came in and it was like, hey, if you're going to be in York, do it because I'm gone and I can film these whenever.

And I'm going to be the king of first press tours.

Yes, we're a little

rusty.

You're making us do the elevator pitch and we haven't even talked about it.

I'll put it in later.

I'll put it in later.

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Let's get back to the RU Garbage H and Kevin's epic trip down Route 66.

This is...

So, dude, this was like, I'm talking, the town was this and Shelly's diner, which was right next to it.

That is the whole town.

The only

steward, me and

that guy with a camera right in your face.

Oh, two of them.

I didn't even notice him at first.

Is that a pool table behind you, Kevin?

Or H?

Yeah, there's two pool tables.

Yeah, pool tables.

So we went in and we started shooting pool, and they did not love us at first.

They were like

feds.

Yeah, they came in.

They were like, what are you fucking doing?

Why are you not talking?

It was like a very like.

Are you talking to anybody?

Well, it's like you come in here with these cameras.

Like, what the fuck?

Why are you filming, you two idiots?

I get it.

I get it.

Connor, the producer, uh, I get it, went in first and prepped him and said, Hey, these guys are coming in, blah, blah, blah.

And then we came in and just kept to ourselves.

They didn't, they didn't like it too much.

Nah, they wanted us to come in and fuck you.

Dude, you're walking into someone's fucking.

This is like we come here all the time.

This is their home, and we're walking in like fucking two big city slickers.

And they're like, come in, bend the knee, gain the respect.

Yeah, buy a couple of rounds for the boys.

Thinking about buying this place.

Proud people.

Proud of their town.

That's a proud boy.

Salt of the the earth.

That's a proud boy.

Thanks.

Bleep him out.

Cut that.

Just splotch his face.

Make it even whiter.

But like, yeah, like Sue, we stayed at the...

This was the oldest.

So in Cuba, Missouri, there was the Wagon Wheel Motel, which is the oldest.

It was right down the street from.

Check this out.

This is the thing.

This is the competition.

Yes.

That's the company.

So you're up there?

You're up there on top of everybody?

I think that you can do

six people can do do it.

Wait, what?

Oh, that's a countdown.

That's a countdown.

You get an hour.

Who did it?

Who tried it?

None of us.

Just some dude.

Some random guy was there.

Some guy on vacation.

Look at this lady going for it.

That's a dude.

No.

On the right?

On the right?

Yeah, that's a man.

That's a man, baby.

That's a hippie man.

No way.

No way.

Look again.

It's not a woman.

That's a dude.

Yeah, it's a fat dude.

Heavy-set dude.

Black t-shirt,

khaki shorts.

That's a dude.

There's no way they fit on it.

Look at how he's holding the fork and knife.

That's wild.

Oh, it's just long hair, huh?

Yeah.

Manners are out the window in the Big Texas.

There's a picture of the steak itself.

It's huge.

It's wild.

It's not the steak.

Potatoes, mac and cheese.

It's everything.

Yeah.

You got to do all that.

Well, you got to do all of that?

Yeah.

You got to do all the sides?

Everything.

Even in The Simpsons, she was like, don't fill up on bread.

Dude, it's a shrimp.

You got to do a shrimp cocktail.

It's crazy.

Oh.

And a basket of bread.

basket of bread with the celiacs 72 ounce steak it's wild great restaurant though the dude we saw almost threw up really no he did throw up and they're cheering it they love it dude it's like dude it turns

oh dude a food eating competition i've been to a couple i've been to like the wing bowl in philly and stuff it gets so primal and medieval dude you're just and people start chanting and fucking screaming people were eating dinner and they were cheering them on what this place we stayed at this motel so there's a motel connected to it we stayed there and it looks like all like that.

It looks like an old town, like an old saloon, or like an older.

Sarah fucking Connor.

Oh, it's Texas.

I'm real, Texas.

Dude, there was.

I have not been here.

I counted.

There were 72 flies in my, or 70-something flies in my room.

Each room came with a fly swatter.

And I just started.

72 flies.

Wouldn't that fucking blow up the World Trade Center?

The accommodation was right.

It was rough.

So I went and slept in the bus.

Oh, really?

By myself, which is

scary.

Yeah.

Yeah, fucked up.

Bus by yourself and just a fucking truck stop parking lot.

Haunted.

Sitting targeted.

Yes.

I got off 15 times to make sure that door was locked.

That was fucking scary.

Didn't hear flesh water in your hand?

But like we stayed at the Wagon Wheel Motel, which is in Cuba, which is where this bar is.

It's the oldest motel still existing from the original Route 66.

So Route 66.

Wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, explain.

Route 66 originally connected all the main streets of these cities and towns.

Do you know anything about it?

Like, was it a shipping route?

It was before highways.

It was for like...

It was before the interstate system was put in place was it to get like cattle across or some shit no no i think that old it was just like passenger travel like hey but it routed everybody down main street of like st.

louis of cuba of fucking amarillo so all the towns flourished and then when they put the interstate it took it was some of the towns died it was 10 miles outside of town yeah whatever oh all those hotels are people have to come through here now you have to stay here rest stops instead of bars or diners traveling salesmen that's what i loved about route one where it's like you're driving if you don't drive on the highway to to to baltimore from College Park,

you drive on Route One, and there's just diners every once in a while.

Yeah.

And it's just like

people passing through.

So it was, that was like the original thing of it.

Which we learned all while we were getting ready and

doing the

documentary special, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

Yeah, people would tell you about it.

Oh, dude, they're so proud of it.

They're so proud.

And like, we got to Cuba and they're like, they tell you about Cuba.

And they're like, it used to be this, and now it's.

Cuba, Missouri.

Cuba, Missouri.

One of these guys in the bar told us that his dad was the sheriff and for the longest time there was there was one traffic light between Cuba and like fucking Vegas or something crazy like that.

One what?

One traffic light

for like hundreds of miles.

Nonda Cave State Park?

Probably not.

No.

Cuba, Missouri.

So here, oh, you're up.

That's oh, that was the wagon wheel motel.

That's where you stayed?

The first one you went to.

Wait, you have pictures?

No, you do.

I have so.

I have this is the diner.

So this is like, this is the main now the main street.

Okay.

I'm looking on my own producer.

I usually have a table that I have to lean over like a chunk.

Wait, who's that?

Is that you on the left?

Yeah.

Is that you in the middle?

What?

Of course.

What other two fat guys are?

What a great picture.

This is my long-lost brother.

I thought that's a good idea.

And who's that?

D's in the right of you?

No, that's a.

It's an Italian statue in a diner.

I don't know.

Shelly's Route 66.

How How many Route 66 named places were there?

Yeah, but unfortunately, it's like less and less because it's like no one's doing it.

Like no one.

And so the first night at the hotel in Chicago, we bumped into two women that were doing it as well.

Remember that?

And they were like, good luck.

And this is where we're stopping.

And there's not a lot of those roadside attractions left anymore.

I think they said they did it when they were kids or something like that.

And they wanted to redo it again.

They were like cousins or something.

But you can still, the route is still there.

You can still get around.

It is and it is.

And it shifts a little bit.

It's like doesn't fully, it's no longer fully like a straight shot through in the towns.

Like we were in Cuba, man, and we had a day off in Cuba.

And

me and our buddy who helped open the tour, Sam Rubinoff, we were like, let's go for a walk.

Let's go for a walk through town.

And the only two stores that were open were like...

garage sales inside.

It was just like, this is what we have.

Like kind of like a thrift store, but with like, hey, I got a shipment of soccer balls.

And where's he going?

I don't know, dude.

I feel like this is crazy.

I feel like Chris Hansen's going to pop out at any minute.

Man, the energy has been wild since we started this.

I'm frantic, bro.

Jesus.

I'm for another.

What are you drinking?

Chinese beer?

We're talking about American.

American show we're doing here.

Let's see what I got, American.

My God.

He's back with Corona.

It's at least a fucking continent.

I'll give you that.

Why do you have one random Chinese beer in here?

And what happened in this place?

The last time I was here, it was all nice and set up.

All right, six point.

That'll be good.

It was all nice.

I don't know, because I let my friends stay and I fucking, whatever.

Somebody was sleeping in here?

In the other room.

Heck, I spent a lot going on.

Wow, look at this.

So this is Cuba, Missouri.

Wow.

And this is like, you've seen all of what I've showed you is like all of Cuba, Missouri.

Beautiful little town, but all the, like I said, all the stores were like, there was a couple other things, but they were closed.

And the stores were just like.

Football games at night.

Everybody goes to high school football.

Football games.

It's like fucking Americana, dude.

It was great.

Beautiful.

And we were walking home from that bar.

Yeah.

Remember, and the guy saw the cameras.

He's like, what are you guys filming?

We're like, oh, we're doing a documentary on Route 66 or whatever.

Told everybody travel documentary.

That's what he kept saying.

Travel documentary.

Keep the paparazzi away.

Documentary is better than a TV show.

Yeah, it's just like easy.

Do you ever show up and and see like a film?

Like, what are you guys doing?

Like, commercial?

Like,

yeah, like that's what they got to tell you.

I'm like, wait, why is Donald Glover here?

Why do you need 15 trailers for a commercial?

Something's off.

So, it was very like a guy would come out.

This, once we hit Q, I think we hit Cube on like day four or something like that.

That really changed our perspective of

all of it.

Dude, we went to that bar and hung out at that fucking bar and

met people with like, you know, just different backgrounds, but it was just this very connected, like, fiber of like who they are as people.

And it was very like, one guy's like, I'm sitting there talking, he's like, I'm a Democrat.

I fucking, whatever, whatever.

He's like, I come and hang out at this bar.

And we know just not to fucking talk politics.

We hang the fuck out.

Smart.

Cuba's really the first stop where like really, really, where 60, Route 66, like really starts.

By the way, they have that same theory in Cuba.

Like a couple times, like, I know you're American.

I know it's not you.

Yeah, like,

it was just like, yeah, we don't fucking talk.

Like, well, let's get that.

We didn't used to do this.

Why are we doing this now?

We're all here.

We come here because they got good pizza.

You come for the pizza.

You come from fucking tell someone Trump's an idiot.

Yeah, it's like we can sit here and smoke city.

He's like, I'm outnumbered here, baby.

He's like, we just don't fucking talk about it.

That's all.

Wow.

I wonder how much of a Democrat he was.

That's, I mean, it's very true.

I won't say college shirt because I don't think black should be hung.

You're like, oh, I wear college shirts because I'm sorry.

People call me a homo.

I I wore a sweater once, a sweater vest, so they call me a Democrat.

Yeah, uh, but it was just that's when we walked out of there, and we were like, We were just walking down the street, and this guy goes, You filming something?

We're like, Yeah, and he's got a fucking snake around his neck, pulled a snake out of his car, and he goes

out of his car, yeah.

He goes, I'm not allowed to keep him in the house, my wife hates them, but he's instead he does therapy snakes.

He was a veteran, he was a veteran, and now for kids with uh

you know, like mood disorders or whatever, like in school, yeah, he did they do therapy, lizards, and snakes, and he just, whatever, he just told us this story where therapy lizards.

Well, people can't have if you can

therapy snakes.

That's what I call it.

I got a partner for Whitney Company.

I'm gonna scare the shit out of you kids.

No, he was really cool.

I'll give you something he was scared about.

He's like, You're freaking out now.

Where do you get this boa python around your neck?

You're upset because your dad beats you, he can't swallow you whole.

Yeah,

um, wow, that's very interesting.

So, what is it about day four?

It was was open.

It was this place, because the first place was Chicago, which is now a huge city.

Yeah.

St.

Louis, kind of same thing.

St.

Louis had the main street that was like trying to hold on to the kitschy Route 66-ness, but it was still.

St.

Louis is a major town.

We didn't go to the arch, did we?

No.

You see it coming in.

Yeah, we saw it.

Didn't we?

We saw it on the bus with Colum and I forgot to Colum and Ryan or Ryan and Renazizi, but yeah, you see it.

You're like, oh, cool.

Anyway, pretty lame.

Good job.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know.

Yeah, it's like you travel so much.

You're like, oh, that's a thing.

But,

yeah, this was the first like super small town we hit.

Cuba, Missouri.

Dude, and we got to fucking, we got to the hotel.

We got to the hotel at night at 3 a.m.

They left a fire going for us at the fire pit.

Like, they text us like, hey,

in the middle of the fire pit.

That's how they do it at the

end.

They're like, well, hopefully

we'll load up the fire.

Hopefully it's still going.

By the time you get in, dude, keys, not key cards, like keys

under the mats.

You're in rooms 101 to 110.

Because they're like, we're not going to be there because it'll be be too late oh we're going it's three o'clock in the morning and he's under the mats in there it was it was like fucking small town baby that's very cool and you talk to people yeah did you see any difference of talking to people on camera versus off camera

not super not really everybody no they were pretty genuine all around yeah everybody really wanted to tell you nobody was scamming it up yeah or anything like that

how about it in yourselves what's that how about it in yourselves did you see any difference in yourselves when you're talking to people without the camera there for sure for sure.

Yeah.

It took a while to get used to that.

Because

during this thing, we didn't know.

We kind of just set out to be like, let's film the shows and some of the stuff on the bus and hang in.

And then it kind of grew and grew to this thing where it was like, there's fucking three or four cameras rolling

from like morning to night, essentially, till after the shows.

So it's like the cameras are running from like 9 a.m.

to fucking.

I was in new broadcaster mode for a little bit.

Had to shake that.

Yeah, he was really.

So what do you do here in town, sir?

Oh, we're here in Cuba, Missouri, ladies and gentlemen.

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I'm starting, he's like, hi guys, welcome to you be tripping.

It's like, who's that guy?

Who the fuck is that guy?

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It was warm out?

You did it in the summer?

No, September, yeah.

Okay, that was a that night in Cuba.

It was perfect.

It was a perfect night.

There was a high school football game, like I said.

You could hear it.

The whole town goes into it.

We couldn't go because it was tough to get Ubers.

And like, we can't take a fucking

driver's sleeping, so we're like,

we're kind of tough to get Ubers.

I mean, tough, dude.

The town's like, it's like, well, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, why would they have Ubers there?

Yeah.

We Uber

Postmates.

Because we wanted to do s'mores.

45 minutes.

Dude, they came from like St.

Louis.

To go do it.

To go, like, to

drop off s'mores stuff.

And it got there like five.

They got there like fucking two in the morning.

That's right.

Some of these places are like, this is not worth your time.

I think it might be.

Me and O'Neill had to take a trip from Salt Lake City into Alta to go skiing.

It's 45 minutes.

And then the guy just says, turn around and go back.

No one's going back from a ski mountain during that time.

So it's like,

oh, so for $45,

an hour and a half.

Yeah, an hour and a half of driving.

Didn't do that in the city.

You say you're going out to Queens or something like that.

They freak out.

They go, no, no, no, no.

Because they know they're not going to pick someone up to come back in.

That'd be a good game.

It's just an Uber for like a month.

Sleep where you end and then just see where it goes.

I used to do it.

Somebody did that.

Really?

Yeah, somebody on YouTube did that.

Well, they've done like cross-country and like Florida and stuff.

But then they try to get a certain way.

No, they'll just like, someone will be like, I'm going from New York to L.A.

Do you want to do it?

And like, I've seen the guy be like, yeah, fuck it.

I'll do it.

Wow.

You get to know a guy.

Sure.

Tough to be like,

it was like for like a YouTube stunt, and the guy's like, he's like, let's see if it was from New York.

And just like

20, whatever.

I don't know.

It wasn't like insane.

You can't get surge price.

Can't do it when it rains.

You got to call it not when it's raining.

It's like it's a month trip.

Like, not when it's raining.

But

what the fuck was I saying?

Oh, so you couldn't go to like the football games, couldn't do anything.

We were kind of landlocked there.

You do also.

You couldn't take the bus over there.

Yeah, yeah.

You can't drive.

We have to put caps on us.

No, yeah, we can't.

The driver has to have a certain amount of time off.

People don't understand.

So it's like, once they're off, if you need to go, then the clock starts over with my time off.

They need, what, 10 hours off?

I think it's eight uninterrupted hours.

From when they get to the hotel.

From when they park.

Yeah, they need eight hours in a hotel room where you can't even really, like, I was kind of under the impression.

You can't really communicate.

You can't be like, hey, can you come do whatever?

Our guy played it a little fast and fucking loose.

What was the name of your guy?

He was all right, though.

He was great.

He ended up being great.

All right.

All right.

What?

I don't want to get him in trouble.

Sure.

Because I think so, just his name.

Because I think you're like, you get in trouble if you play it fast and loose.

No, no, no.

I'm not fast and loose with that.

He was like shooting a gun out the window.

No, he was just like, one, at first, we were like, oh, maybe he doesn't speak English because he was just like, did not like us.

We'd be like,

he didn't like Kevin.

He didn't like me.

Really?

He didn't like me.

What?

He loved me.

We were boys.

No, not from Jump Street.

He didn't.

At first, I had a heater up there with him.

Didn't I?

Love the heater seat.

Love the heater seat.

And they're like, come on up here and smoke and keep me company.

It's all right.

Yeah, he smoked the steel seat.

Fucking SIG.

I forgot about that.

I go to bed.

I wake up.

He had smoked all my sigs.

We're parked somewhere and can't get sigs now.

Was that this when we were on shrooms?

Yeah, I think you were real funny.

What?

Oh, you guys had a good time.

Dude, you're right.

It's like, it's the closest we're going to be to fucking rock stars.

You're on a tour bus.

Isn't it just like a sleeping bus?

Got up early every morning when we were driving.

Me and Tommy Cassidy got to see some pretty country.

Yeah.

Got to drive sunrise and stuff.

Got to drive by the Hoover Dam.

I did not die.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got up, got out of your bunks, went to the middle so you could see out the windows?

Of course.

Do you have the seats that face each other while you drive that way?

Yeah.

So that way you could both see out and you're like, oh, look at that.

You can turn around.

You're both scouting out both spots.

I did not do that.

I was hungover in my bunk.

You get coffee and make sure to wake up early.

Were you already off the sauce?

That was not even a bad thing.

He didn't drink the whole trip.

Didn't drink the whole trip.

Which is like, he drops out on me day one.

I'm like, what the fuck are we even doing this for?

But I respect it.

He didn't drink until the last night.

Were you on the Zemps then or were you like normal?

I was on the Zemps.

You were not.

I was.

I was.

That helps.

That helps.

I was jammed up.

Because, like, it's hard not to drink on that.

Hard not to drink on that.

On a bus.

On the bus.

Yeah, and it's like, yeah, good.

Just like a traveling fucking tree.

Yeah.

Smoked a little weed.

Okay.

Did some shroomies.

Some shroomies.

Some heaters.

A little crack.

The only thing that was weird about it was, remember,

remember a different trip when the second driver had to come on?

That was a different trip.

It was, huh?

Yeah.

Man.

Second driver had to come on.

Why?

We took it another time.

We were in the saddle.

This was another bus.

Yeah, but the drive was too long, so we had to get a second driver.

But you have to fly him out, fly him back.

It's fucking sick.

And he's just sleeping in the middle of the bus.

Yeah, he slept on the couch.

No.

It was only one night.

Then we dropped him off at the airport.

We ended up hitting.

We dropped him off.

We ended up hitting like the

roof of the airport, and then we took off.

And then the cops pulled us over because, like, you just crashed into federal property.

Like, we have to call it, we have to write a report.

You can't just hit an airport and then roll.

I forgot about that.

We had to back up and on-ramp.

What?

It was crazy.

And then 15 minutes later, the cops was over.

Then you obviously know you got a bunch of fucking not like we're moving weight, but you got it.

People got a couple.

There's fucking weed in the car.

So we need a couple of shroomies.

So it's like, run back, boof that, you know.

Dude, we had, I had to go over to Toronto and the driver was like, you should be fine at the border, but like, if they mask you get off, go, you guys, you guys don't have any drugs on here, do you?

I'm like, yeah, tons.

And he goes, oh, get rid of that.

Have you seen my face, sir?

Like, what?

What do you mean we don't have any drugs?

Why would you say that?

Why would you even say that?

A bunch of Asian kids go running at the back of the bus.

Get back here.

Wanted a sweatshop in the back, illegal fucking wallet-making factory.

Travel, that border crossing in Canada, those guys fucking have a cup of decaf.

Take it easy.

We had one of the crew, one of the director of the film, he slept

in the back lounge the whole time.

Because we were going to have to, because we condoed the bunks, which is two, like, you know, one up, one down instead of three.

It's way better.

And it's way better because they call them condos or coffins.

And we were going to have to coffin.

Coffin the fit.

I mean, we were going to have to coffin the production.

We were going to do all condos.

Nine of you.

Wait, there's only four pods, right?

Yeah, so one of them was going to be three-stacked.

For the documentary crew,

for the film crew was going to be three-stacked.

What'd you have in the backpack?

Lounge or bed?

Lounge.

Lounge.

Let me see it.

I don't know if I've got it.

You've got to have it.

That was the production office.

We weren't allowed back there.

You weren't allowed.

Not allowed back there, but it was like the one kid slept on that couch.

Yeah.

And then they were just dumping footage.

They were backing up footage.

It was, I don't think I was back there.

Our driver, Paul.

I sat back there.

I did a therapy session back there.

Oh, yeah.

Paul told us that it was like there was like on a real band one when the 12 people are filling it up.

12 people.

Like you need some space.

So it's like the back was the pothead gamers, the front

characters, and you could like leave.

If you're in a fight with somebody, you could leave.

You could get a little bit of a shit.

You get annoyed by them.

It's like, I'm going to the other place and still hanging out.

Bert's is nice.

He's got that bed back there.

He's got his little spot back there.

Bert says he's.

He goes, no, no, I sleep in the bunks with everybody.

I've gone in his bus.

He's, it's my bed.

The first time we went, I remember the broken business.

No, he was in the bunk with us the first time.

With the first run we did with him.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It was great.

Slept really good having him next to me for some reason.

Having Bert next to you?

Yeah.

Because Paramedics sitting nearby.

You know, if you get a view, they might think he's also croaking.

Just having the big dog.

It was like having your dad sleeping next to you.

You guys are the same age.

I know, but it just felt it was comforting.

Sure.

Sleeping next to the big dog.

Yeah, so the bus was like a whole, I mean, it was nine guys.

It was, it was a lot.

It was, you know, and then you're like running and got your filming all day, and then you try to shut it down for like an hour or two before the show, before sounds show.

A lot of nice snaps on that, though.

So tell me what it is a cool thing.

The bunks are in the middle between the lounge and the whatever.

So you're like, once you go back there, there's no reason to be back.

And when you shut that door, it's darkness.

Pull the curtain, close the lights, get the air just right.

You have your own little like climate control.

You got a little light.

All the little vents.

You can charge your phone.

You close that thing.

You can do class.

Do you do the snaps?

Yeah, snap it up.

I'm good.

Wait, tell me.

Okay, so after Cuba, then where'd you go?

What'd you see?

What'd you do?

I like that idea.

Yeah, so Cuba.

Is that the lights back there of the football game?

No, that's just.

That's a little slice of heaven, are you?

That's a little slice of heaven, dog.

That's a sunset in Cuba, Missouri.

Where do we go after?

Where was it after Cuba?

Good luck.

How'd you decide where to stop?

Well, one routing agents, you know, were like, hey, here's a venue you can play in a town that has more than 500 people.

Venue is this.

This is the Vic in Chicago.

Oh, yeah.

I was like, I recognize this.

Yeah, that's the Vic.

I think after Cubo.

Cubo, we didn't do a show.

The VIX fucking.

I mean, to start it off there, and Chicago was like one of the first live shows we ever did.

When did you do it?

September.

Of what?

This past year?

Yeah, four months ago or whatever.

Dude, I went there, and the day I got there, everyone's being weird.

Like, what's going on?

Why aren't you being helpful?

Like, hey, the guy who was helping you died a week ago.

Jesus.

We're all actually pretty heartbroken.

No one knows anything.

What the fuck?

Yeah, the guy ruled too.

And it was like, oh,

all right.

Well, we got to film a special.

It was like Sal special.

Oh, Sal did the Vic.

Yeah, but also, like, I remember that guy.

He was great.

True, I think.

After

St.

Louis, Tulsa, and Oklahoma City.

Yeah.

Tulsa.

Oklahoma City.

These are Bricktown Comedy Clubs.

Those are like not Route 66.

OKC, Gricktown Rules.

Tulsa's newer.

OKC, Bricktown, Frost Company.

Great, great club.

Yeah.

It was very

not, I mean.

Wish they hadn't gotten rid of the game.

Do they have to sell the game room next door?

The game bar?

I don't know.

They made it into a cocktail bar.

I think so, yeah.

These were.

We ended up staying in one of them.

Because they were only 90 minutes apart.

OKC and Tulsa.

Yeah, they're right there.

They're right there.

They were super simple.

But Oklahoma City, when we got there, the fucking state fair was going on.

Perfect.

So we hit the Oklahoma State Fair.

What, dude?

Perfect.

What'd you do?

I grew up going to state fairs, and, dude, it was the Pennsylvania State Fair.

It is identical to the fucking Oklahoma State Fair.

Funnel cakes.

Funnel cakes, corn dogs.

Turkey leg?

No big turkey leg.

We seen them.

Okay.

It was, dude, it must have been.

That's my jam.

It must have been 980 degrees out.

That was brutal.

Drove through churches.

We're playing the games.

Yeah, played the games.

Got an airbrushed hat.

It was a fucking good,

clean, American fucking fun.

You got what?

Airbrushed a shirt.

What did you get?

I airbrushed a hat, kippy hat.

Put Tino on it.

I heart.

From a girl.

Yeah, we felt like little kids.

It was fun.

You got any pics of that?

That sounds great.

At least you guys are willing to, like, what a lot of people aren't willing to do.

Like, I've been on the road with Big J.

He's a fucking hotel stay-only guy to the point where he's like, I'm bringing an Xbox.

That's crazy.

And it's like, well, I want to get out.

And in Jay's defense, when I'm like, hey, I found something to do, he's like, okay, then let's do it.

Yeah, we never really got to do anything like that.

There's my kippie hat.

Yeah, there it is.

Oh, wow.

We never really get to do anything like that

when we're touring regularly because we do one-nighters, so we're in and out.

Wait, that's your bus?

That's the bus.

It was from 1980.

That's the crew.

It's all colored, too.

Yeah, sweet bus, man.

Looks like a sunset.

Inside was a little jammed up, but it was yeah.

Inside, dude, the seats were.

No, we didn't.

No, there was.

It wasn't a.

What was that?

Hooray for the riffraff?

So, this is another stop.

This was in Amarulo, Texas.

There was a county fair going on.

And we went to the county.

Let me think about it.

Yeah, what was she?

She was like the queen of the county or something like that.

She was the.

Oh, hold on.

When you were asking.

The head of horses or something.

What was she?

She has like the queen of the fair.

The queen of the

fair queen?

Look at that.

I think she might have been the fair queen.

You guys should have filmed this for a documentary.

We did.

What are you talking about?

Really?

When's it out?

Out right now.

Ah, that's so cool.

Unless you're going to watch me on the release date, aren't you?

Is it on YowTube?

You release this next day?

Yeah, she's out tomorrow.

I just released it completely.

So we went here, dude.

There was pig races.

This was like...

Alaskan pig race?

Alaskan pig race.

That sounds like a sex move.

It's an Alaskan pig.

It was a county fair in OC, Orange County.

I went to an Alaskan pig race.

They run, jump over hurdles, and keep going.

Why are they baby pigs?

Baby pigs?

Little small pigs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe they might have.

I didn't check their ID.

I don't know where they were from.

I was just looking at my Instagram.

I wanted to get that one again.

Here, just go to my page.

Oh, I'm scrolling.

I was like, why do you have just a video of Tyler Fisher?

Oh, you're following him.

Hey, big fan.

You're following him.

So that's the end.

I mean, that's whatever.

That's the end of it, but there's some.

Oh, so this is the whole thing.

That's when we got to the end.

Oh,

yeah.

So that was...

She was the head.

She got nominated.

It's also very weird for us

as comedians, right?

First, and then, like, also East Coasters.

Yeah.

That it's like

we get dropped into this world, this county fair, where this woman is like an elected official of the county fair to help spread the Western way, like the

cowboy way of life.

Rodeo Queen.

Rodeo Queen.

And for us to think.

She was a Rodeo Queen.

For immediately to just be like, this is fucking a joke, right?

Never thought it did.

You immediately want to do that, but then you're like, oh, no, this is serious business.

Serious business.

This is people's.

Well, no, I campaigned all year for Rodeo Queen.

Yeah, and she's like,

I have to pass the torch on to another girl this year.

And it was just like very much.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Where was the cookies?

That was in Tulsa, I believe.

Oh, boy.

How good of that?

Oh, boy.

The greatest candy bar, the most underrated in America.

The payday.

My favorite.

For years, I was campaigning for a bite-sized payday, and the world paid off, and now they have them.

Bite-sized payday.

What?

Bite-sized payday.

Pretty good.

They needed them.

All of his crackles.

I got it.

Crackle's good.

I don't want to miss a good bar.

I want a payday, man.

Mr.

Goodbar sucks.

Mr.

Goodbar sucks.

This ain't the fucking World War II.

Crackle can kick rocks, too.

Crackle's the best of that whole bag.

You think so?

What is better in that bag?

Crunch.

Crunch, yeah, nothing too much.

I mean, crunch takes it for me.

That's not even crunchy.

Crunch, yeah, crunch.

But then crackle, but then like a special dark kick rocks.

Sure.

Unless you're way into dark chocolate, that's your only option.

Yeah, but as a kid, when you got that, you were like, what the fuck?

Dude, I might as well fucking

started working in a factory with one of those things.

Start drinking black coffee.

Did the, you know, all the fucking barbecue stuff.

Oh, this is the home of the 72-ounce steak.

Yeah, that's where we.

Yeah, that's not the 72-ounce steak.

That was just weird.

That's the cup.

That's the cup.

Had the ring.

You have that still.

I got it, baby.

I got a bunch of them.

I mean, that's nice.

The chick doesn't make you throw that away?

No, they're nice.

That's why you marry a girl like that.

Hey,

let's get married.

Don't let her leave.

Oh, shit.

Never.

I don't wear a ring, ladies.

By the way, this is so fun.

Just the kitschiness of it, this sign everywhere, the 66.

It's everywhere.

Like anywhere that had it, we would go and fucking...

It's like, it's kind of their identity.

You know what I mean?

Like, it was what put the, it's what put Cuba, Missouri, or whatever on the map.

And they're still holding on to it.

You know what I mean?

This is bus life.

Time to see.

Look at Cassidy.

It's bus life.

Staring at his phone, not looking at the window.

Now the kids are.

Not appreciating it.

The window is great.

It, dude, cruising through.

In your daytime, because a lot of times you drive nighttime.

So nothing.

We scheduled it so we had about half and half for footage and to have stuff to do.

It's like we wanted to experience all of it as much as we could.

So it's like we had, we build in off days of like, hey, we're going to be here and we have to kill a fucking day in Amarillo, Texas or whatever, you know?

Is this a doll of some kind or a voodoo thing?

That's a Han Solo.

It's a Han Solo.

Yeah, somebody gave it to me to show.

Well, guess what?

They got it on air.

There's a G.I.

Joe.

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No, not one fight.

One fight.

One argument.

Or not a fight.

I mean, yeah.

One argument.

Yeah.

He was

okay.

No, it was how we had to film a podcast.

We had to film a podcast.

What else were you thinking?

What other fight were you thinking?

I didn't remember what I was doing.

I mean, yeah.

No, we had to film a podcast on the road.

And now it's like, you know, there's a lot of pressure on

me

the start of this thing.

Being that, like, I helped.

You drove it.

I mean, you really were like, we should do this.

I was like, we should do it.

We should fucking try it.

Then it's like, when it gets there and there's nine guys and you're like, holy fuck, like, this is now a fucking thing.

And he was trying to make it easy and just shooting the pod in one cam.

And I wanted two cams or something like that.

And I put my foot down.

Sometimes I can put my foot down.

I caused a big fight.

Didn't get my money.

Well, it's just like, no,

the big fight comes from I go

the red light got to be on.

I was like, oh, shit, it's off.

Yeah, you're good.

You know how scary it is when I looked up before and it's like the red light's off i'm like and then you don't want to alert the yeah rob low sitting there you don't want to like act a professional

you had rob low were you doing all this stuff too you're running around yeah a little bit that's so funny you didn't get somebody in here just for that day i'm unprofessional i'm by profession i'm unprofessional man so you're like on your knees on the ground pulling wires and stuff like that no it was a two-person one so it's usually set up for two set up here yeah

it's funny but yeah he was also like can i smoke a cigar in your place i'm like brother it's the only reason i've ever wanted to do this pod is so Rob Lowe could smoke a cigar right where you're sitting in that chair.

Really?

Really?

He smokes cigars?

Yeah.

He didn't ask us.

I was like, do you want me?

Do you want, do you need one?

He goes, I got Cubans.

I'm like, I got Cubans too, Rob Lowe.

He probably came in here and figured he could smoke in here.

Hey, let me just fucking let me up the resale value when this dope.

It took a month for the smell to get out.

I had to buy 30 things of fucking

baby powder.

Pro tip, cook bacon right out.

Cook bacon.

Burn popcorn.

Yeah.

And then it soaks.

It's just that.

That takes it.

Open the windows, cook some bacon, set a fire alarm off.

You're out.

You guys should do a book of pro tips.

We were thinking about it.

We got some stuff on how to live like a dirt bag.

Yeah, like cooked bacon to do that.

You know, obviously the lighter for just to like the match to take up poop smell.

I hate that.

But it's better than that.

It does somehow suck it up.

It makes it worse.

Worse.

Yeah, he's crazy.

He's a crazy.

No, that's crazy.

This is why it's worse.

How can it make it worse?

Because it's a sulfur smell.

It makes the poop smell bad.

So, okay, let me just get this straight.

I want to get your point go ahead there's poop smell poop smell you go like this yeah and then blow it out yeah there's sulfur smell you leave the room someone else walks in 40 seconds later uh

their experience is worse than someone who same situation you leave don't light anything leave they walk in 40 seconds later whose experience is worse and they're both not great but especially if it's me well like you also don't like doing it but it's like you should do it for the it's for the other person it's not for you oh i think it's worse when you walk i know so i'm saying he goes out.

I like the sulfur smell.

But only when you light it.

It's like a cheese sandwich

complained.

It's kind of like a break.

I'm off the heater.

That's the best SIG.

An old school,

a match.

If you taste the first one.

Oh, that first two drinks.

That'll put some glare on your fucking mouth.

Diaz used to, you know,

you pack down.

So there's a little divot.

The paint divided.

Diaz is like, that's the crack divot.

Yeah.

And then you just put crack in there, smoke that.

And then when the cops show up, like, what are you doing?

Like, what do you mean, nothing cigarette?

A coolie, they're called.

Oh, really?

That's also a derogatory term for Indians.

Is it a coolie?

Coolie.

Sounds like it'd be cool.

In like Indians from India.

Really?

In

England.

They call them coolies?

Yeah, I don't know how it's spelled.

Maybe we should probably stop repeating it.

I'm talking about crack.

I don't know what this old guy's talking about.

I'm talking about crack over here.

Coolie derogatory.

It's a pejorative

term used for.

Oh, there we go.

Nice.

Used for low-wage laborers, typically those of Indian or Chinese descent.

16th century, that's old school.

Old school European traders.

Nice.

Look at these fucking coolies in this one in Trinidad.

Trinidad and Tobago.

Yeah.

Same one place, right?

I went there in February last year for my birthday.

Why is it called Trinidad and Tobago?

I got that.

What?

I got that fucking hat.

No.

The furry thing?

No.

The feathers?

Yeah, this.

Yeah.

That's from Trinidad?

Yeah.

This is my

hat, Shadow Tribe.

Well, these things definitely on Route 66, I'll tell you that much.

Get out of here with that.

We're talking about America.

Yeah, what the fuck?

You bring this island, you fucking voodoo?

What?

Do they wear that?

This is my outfit for Carnival.

Oh.

No, this is too much.

I couldn't do it then.

I can't do it now.

It'd be a long day in the office wearing that taking it.

It's a It's a lot.

Wait, let's get back to it.

Sure.

Okay.

Help me out.

One minor skerfuffle between us, but that was it.

Yeah.

It was done after a couple of minutes.

Okay.

Fourth day, fifth day, maybe something like that.

First half of the trip.

We got along incredibly well

for nine guys on a bus.

Everybody did their thing.

That's also like there was

the guy we had help us, like tour manager or whatever you want to call it, he didn't really know everybody.

The crew didn't know everybody.

And man, the fact that everybody came together and there was no like, this is fun, but that guy sucks type thing.

Everybody got along.

Everybody genuinely got along.

And we were all boys at the end of it.

Yeah.

It was like, oh, fuck, I don't want this to happen.

It's got to be like summer camp.

It's got to be.

It's got to make you a bad thing.

Hey, man, write me.

We're going to get back together next month.

Did you ever go?

Oh, there was.

Sorry.

There was separation anxiety after it was done.

When it was done and the crew was gone, we saw them like a month later because they also filmed the Are You Garbage and Friends?

And it was like seeing your buddies from summer camp.

Yeah.

Like in your hometown where you're like, whoa, what are you doing here?

The group chat was buzzing.

Still buzzes up from everywhere.

Yeah, it pops up every once in a while.

I'll tell you this, I still have it pinned.

That's how much I miss it.

Wow.

If you're looking for a good time in the summer, load the fam up.

It's fun to see a group text

coming out of nowhere, the fucking 999 group text.

Yeah, that'll chime in.

That'll pop out every once in a while, too.

One of the greatest days of my life.

Wait, what is hold on?

Let me see the text you sent.

It was so fun.

Me?

It was the picture of you.

Yeah, who sent it to you?

I was a huge sleep.

I found it on my phone.

Or with the rat king.

I was gone.

I was at that Airbnb.

You had the America shorts.

You've been drinking tonight, sir.

Holy shit.

Not mostly hot dogs.

That's also a Saratoga water, I believe.

You were misquoting it as a Pepsi.

I had a Pepsi Zero.

That's a Saratoga.

That's something.

That's a water?

Yeah.

Oh, you're right.

It's clear.

You had a Slurpee somewhere.

Look at the face.

We ordered it from McDonald's or something.

We ordered Uber Eats for McDonald's.

Yes.

Okay, those are.

Dude, that's as open as your eyes ever were.

After night, they fucking lit up.

We rode the bull.

I forgot.

He took his shirt off and immediately got kicked off.

No.

I'm like, ah.

He goes, try again, do it right.

Let me try again at least.

Okay.

And then

you went through Vegas.

Yeah, so well, which isn't

Albuquerque?

Did you go through Albuquerque?

Albuquerque.

Albuquerque.

So the bus broke down.

What?

In Albuquerque.

What?

Between Albuquerque and Flagstad.

Oh, I wish you guys had done a documentary like this.

We did.

It's out now.

What?

Oh, that's great.

I taught it on YouTube.com.

It's on Vimeo.

Go check it out.

Bus broke down in Albuquerque.

Really crusty at night.

Yeah, so you're parked up in Albuquerque.

That's like...

Albuquerque is like stray dogs, normal.

That's like desert rat shit.

That's like cracking.

Dude, you just look out the window.

They start scaring and getting closer and closer.

You're like, so the driver comes back after the show.

We go out.

We're very cool.

We did the Elray Theater, I believe, something like that.

Old school theater downtown, like what, like, you know, and buses parked out back.

We went to a...

Did you come to the...

There was a speakeasy.

You go in through a bodega.

Dude, I didn't.

You open up the

cooler, like the walk-in cooler.

Oh, it's a derogatory term for Indian immigrants.

I don't know what you're talking about.

The 17th century.

And then you go downstairs into like a speakeasy bar.

So we were hanging out there, Albuquerque.

That's so cool.

And

dry, you know, bus calls.

You've been on the you've been on the road.

You have like bus calls, like, all right, bus calls, midnight, wheels up, 12:30.

Right.

The way it works is like, hey, when do you want to leave?

So, so it's like, hey, we're in Chicago.

We only have a two-hour trip.

Let's stay till the bars are closed.

Yeah.

So we'll leave at 3:30 so we can sleep.

If you're not there,

he's not checking on you.

Yeah, no.

You're just on, you're on a million-dollar bus parked in the fucking

back of the bus.

He gets in, assumes you're sleeping, and goes.

Yeah.

He's out.

So let's say bus call was like, bus call is kind of pretty late.

I think bus calls at like 1 or 2 p.m., 1 or 2 a.m.

Yeah.

And bus driver gets back.

We all start.

He would get back a half hour before and whatever.

And Alba Quirkwork?

Alba Quirkwork start firing up the bus.

So when we got there, we were all ready.

But I get there, and he's got the side open.

He's got the back open.

And he's like, we ain't going nowhere.

He goes, I can't get the pressure and the brakes to stay.

We could try it, but I don't think so.

And I'm like, dude, if you don't think so.

I don't know anything about it.

If you don't think so, I'm going off you.

Yeah, no, he knows.

Fiery crash in the desert.

He's got something up.

He's like, I got it reading, but I don't trust it.

I go, well, then if you don't trust it, I don't trust it.

But you have a show the next day?

Show the next night in Flagstaff.

You did a show in Flagstaff?

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Beautiful town.

Not a great show.

We all kind of fucking ate it.

Real nice town, though.

Beautiful town.

Fun crowd.

It was just very Denvery.

Yes.

Colorado.

Like mountains in the back.

So Dalmia Scripts, do you have any

need to go to

up here?

Mount Kilimanjaro?

No, Monument Valley, where Grand Canyon is.

You were very close to the Grand Canyon.

No, we weren't.

Yeah, we were like, I think the closest we ever were.

We were a couple hours in the Grand Canyon.

Maybe I'm wrong.

We were going to do that.

We just didn't have the time.

Oh, yeah.

But, so we have to stay the night in Albuquerque.

On the bus.

On the bus, because we don't have television.

We have a stream.

So he comes and he's like...

Because we're an hour and a half away from Grand Canyon.

Really?

Yeah.

In Flagstaff.

Yeah.

Damn.

That's the bad part of the Grand Canyon.

I don't want to see that shit.

Give me the money maker.

Everybody knows the Canadian stuff.

That's just a fucking glorified vagina.

So we fucking,

he goes, he's like, all right, well, we can't, no one's coming till the morning.

Wow.

Yeah, right.

And he goes, I'm out.

I'm going back to my fucking hotel room.

We suck.

So he goes back to the hotel room.

We had one or hotel.

Did you at all think, hey, you're lying in order to, you just want to sleep more?

No.

No.

No.

He was all business.

He was like, I mean, dude, he had the gloves on.

He was digging through the engine.

Like, it wasn't like

their job is to to get it going.

He tried to fix it and couldn't.

Yeah.

So then we're like, all right, fuck.

So we wake up, we sleep on the bus that night.

On, dude, it's just like, you pull the curtains down and just hope no one starts trying to fiddle with the door.

You're sitting in a fucking, I mean, I don't know how expensive.

Those are crushed punks.

Those things are a million, or hundreds of thousands of people.

We saw some Drinkfield Missouri and there's like skater punks.

We're like, you guys in a band?

We're like, oh, no.

Like, anybody famous there?

Like, no, but I get it.

It attracts the idea that probably is.

But the one cool thing is having cashing drugs on there.

They are pretty unassuming when they're parked and the lights are off and the things are pulled.

You just kind of like, you walk by, you go, ah, maybe, you know, it looks like it could be like a bunch of like tourists on it type stuff.

Dude, we saw one in Minneapolis, I think, maybe Chicago.

I think Minneapolis.

And it was like, the bus was parked and it's moved, it's pushed out, you know, only slides.

Yeah.

And so there's not much space between the sidewalk and the door, between the bus and the door.

And drug dealers were just doing drug deals there.

No, you shouldn't.

And they didn't realize we were just like, I mean, this far from them, watching their hands.

I mean, it was all tinted, and it was like looking at these drug deals.

They're kind of unassuming.

You don't assume anyone's in there.

Yeah.

They look like, because you pull the curtains down, they have blinds in the front and the door, like everything kind of closes down.

Wow.

So we wake up in the morning, can't fucking get.

Now we're kind of, we're like trying to get cars and vans.

Because you got to like.

We got to get there.

We got a show.

I think it's like a five, six, like a drive.

It's like a six-hour drive.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shows at seven or whatever.

You know, who knows?

By two, we have to be going.

Yes.

And they didn't know if the part was going to be there.

They have to source the part, this, that, the other.

So we have to drive.

What did that end up costing?

Do you remember how much it was to fix that?

A couple grand.

Did you go to Prescott?

No way.

You went to Prescott, did you?

No.

Damn, Prescott rules.

Well, this is when we were in crunch time.

This is no off days, show a night, night rides.

Like, this is like, we're running and gunning the back half of this thing.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

So you didn't have any days off anymore?

No days off anymore.

This is like we're in the fucking

show.

Drive, show, drive, show, drive, show, drive.

There.

Yeah, wow.

It was a hump.

It was a lot.

We got there right in time for the show, I believe.

Really?

Pulled up right in the show.

Wait, so how did he fix it?

What happened?

So

we have to drive to the fucking, we drive with the shoddy brakes, following a guy

to a garage.

They get it jacked up, find it, whatever.

Maybe, what, three, four hours it took?

We went and got lunch, something like that.

Yeah, I pooped my pants.

Yeah,

can we play a portion of this?

Yeah.

Ah, the music, though.

What music?

Rights?

Yeah.

Play, we'll figure it out.

They'll figure it out.

What was that?

You sure?

Well,

now you'll get jammed up.

Then they'll mute it.

But the music's in the background.

It's like betting music to it, kind of.

Yeah.

How'd you get the rights to the music?

We don't.

He just kind of put it in for the edit.

Let's try it if it doesn't work.

We'll pull it.

Yeah.

I think it's good enough to try.

You wouldn't be able to

hear us talking, though.

Yeah, you will.

If it doesn't work,

we won't use it or whatever.

Yeah, just play your, put it on not mute, whatever that's called.

Yeah.

It's not mute.

Hold on.

Give me a second here.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Here it is.

Damn, you look disgusting.

This is like an election when they freeze the phrase.

Yeah, that's a bad look.

That's a bad look for the kid.

Are those Tide pods behind you?

Those are Tide Pods behind me.

Why?

I have them after breakfast.

So when you went to the venues, you could do your laundry at the venue?

No, I don't know why we had those.

Yeah, probably.

Somebody had to do laundry, so we got them for the bus.

Oh, it's the best doing the laundry as the show's going on.

This video is playing on an external app.

You guys got donut shop pods.

Yeah,

we fucking splurged.

Is it going?

It says screen mirroring.

This video is playing on an external display.

All right.

Oh.

Oh, there he goes.

I'm unmuted.

Fuck.

Oh, wait.

It is unmuted.

This guy's fucking bonkos.

That's it all.

I feel like I'm doing a fucking.

So this is.

I'm not professional.

With a fucking mad scientist.

A little bit of background.

This is a remote tech conference.

Wait, see if it plays first.

Yeah, see if it plays.

Nope.

Damn.

Okay, well, there we go.

I think the audio is being fed in, but I should be able to listen to it.

Is the TV on?

What do you mean?

I meant the volume.

Hey, don't fucking give me guff.

Deflection.

Like I'm pulling in a drone shit.

That was a double question.

The TV is on.

I meant the audio assholes.

I didn't fucking come to your slum to be fucking ridiculed.

Turn it off and turn it on again.

Someone blowing it.

Damn.

All right.

Anyway, I shit my dance.

So, Foley shits himself.

Don't plug it.

I can send it to you if they want to drop it in.

No.

Hold on.

Pull it back from the beginning.

So I find out that he shit himself and he doesn't think anyone noticed.

The garage.

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

Um,

he smells it.

All right, sounds good.

I'll.

They're getting the bottom.

I had to check jacked up now, I think.

I'll know more, hopefully, tomorrow.

See how bad it was.

What?

Hey, how are you?

I didn't know he was fucking filming me.

I mean, I have

what I think happened.

I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of me's face.

He's got denial face.

He's like trying to figure it out.

These are dangerous questions.

He's like, what do you know?

What do you know?

Unfortunately,

they are.

He's still in the same shorts.

That's fucking disgusting.

It didn't go through.

No, dude, that's insane.

It didn't change.

I'm telling you, it didn't go through.

I didn't need to.

By the time this goes up, I can send you the finished version of it.

What do you mean

you didn't need to?

It didn't soak through to the shorts.

But the underwear, soaked.

The underwear changed.

I threw the underwear out.

Just continue to continue to continue.

The upper atmosphere.

It stayed within the molten core of the buttons.

The shorts were a little white.

Didn't make it.

He had to throw them out of the bathroom.

I had to go to the little shopping.

I see you go to the bathroom a lot.

I did.

Use their bathroom.

It was bad.

Remember, you asked me, was I on the Ozempix?

The Ozempix was killing me the whole trip.

I had diarrhea the whole trip.

Ozempics gave you diarrhea?

Yeah.

Does that he lose weight?

Wow.

Fucks you up.

I mean, listen, we've all had bubble farts.

It turns out.

Sure.

That's what happened.

A shard it.

Wow.

A shard it, ladies and gentlemen.

Wow.

God damn it, bro.

That sucks.

That fucking sucks.

But he shit shit himself, and then.

All right, move on.

Luke.

Come back to Cuba.

Our producer, Luke, new guy, Luke, let him sit with it, filmed it all.

And then he came up to me a few hours later.

He was like, dude, I have some information

I'm not sure I should share with you.

And I go, dude, I understand.

Your job is to share.

I go, if it's in the vein of comedy, you have to tell me.

And he went, it is in the vein of comedy.

He goes, fully shit himself.

So then we sit on it for halfway to Flagstaff, and i wait until the cameras start running and i go i got so he had thought he got away with this documentary decided this documentary that's out now on now on youtube vimeo it's everywhere it's everywhere

vimeo

it's on x youtube the unedited poop footage is on vimeo yeah that's behind a paywall but uh so he thought he got away with it for a handful of hours What?

Called him on it, and then we just ended up having all of that footage.

Just a perfect crime, all right?

It's a perfect crime.

The when you smell it, it's crazy.

The fact that you're like this, and you like, kind of look.

Because don't you think that's a good thing?

You got a quick run-through, quick, you think that's so nonchalant, just like the

obviously everybody's done it, but you think

if you're not looking for it, no one notices.

If you're looking for it, you for sure.

It's like that cheerleader guy who was holding the girl.

Did you ever see that?

He's holding the girl like this.

And, you know, he's got her like that, and he drops her.

He's like, yeah.

Fucking catch it.

They caught him on ESPN.

Yeah.

Well, here's the thing: you know how sometimes

you can have like

a fart where it feels like you shit your pants, yeah, but you didn't,

yeah.

So you're like, oh, I'm good.

But then other times, it's there, it's crazy.

So that's what I was doing: was checking sure

to see if it was there.

It's also like you've been closed so many times, you're like, there's multiple ways this could go.

It could just feel squishy in there.

But it's also sweaty.

The confidence to be like, I might have shit myself.

And then the laziness to be like, well, there are, there is a camera, a documentary camera documenting everything.

And like, he didn't first go to the bathroom and be like, maybe I shouldn't get this on camera.

Like, maybe I shouldn't get caught.

I like the confidence too.

Like, it didn't go through the pit.

Yeah.

Like, he expects you just to buy that.

The basketball shirts were there's a little speck of wet.

Oh, that's a pit.

Oh, just do a laundry.

There's time pods right there.

I know.

I didn't do a laundry at all.

I saw one of them.

I threw my underwear out as I went.

There's also a bunch of shit.

Dude, that's what he did.

He was throwing his underwear out.

Dude, first night he goes, I'm throwing this underwear away.

I go, dude, we're fucking six hours into the trip.

We hadn't left Chicago.

He was already throwing away.

I brought enough socks and underwear where I could throw them out so I don't have to put them back in my bag.

Dude, he operates like such an insane person.

He's a different guy.

He's built different, this guy.

Also, sometimes there's a poop that doesn't clear the butt chicks.

You pooped.

Not full, but it's still inside the butt chicks, so it doesn't even touch it.

And I have a big

buffer.

You got a butt cheek.

I have a high stratosphere.

You got a big cheek.

Yeah, big cheeks.

It's like the Grand Canyon.

It might stop when it was already there.

Yeah.

So that was it.

So then we ended up making it to Flagstaff, fucking Show and Flagstaff.

Then Vegas.

It goes through Vegas.

Route 66 technically doesn't run.

We're not assholes who fucking drive by Vegas or go up there and fucking put it in Vegas a little bit.

So what it goes, it goes like this way through Kingman and then down.

Is that Route 40?

Yeah, Route 40.

So it's like hybrids, Route 66, I believe Route 40.

It turns into something else at some point.

Like I said, it's no longer like a straight, straight shot.

You kind of have to do it in honor of it.

Route 40 is the interstate that replaced it.

Yeah.

And then it goes down to Santa Barbara.

Where the fuck's L.A.?

Pasadena.

It's right there.

Yeah, it's been Santa Monica.

And there's a plaque at the end, you know, you've reached the end of Route 66.

Isn't there a weird

statue of somebody that didn't make sense?

It wasn't like Perry Como or somebody.

It's like something crazy.

Somebody was from there.

Something, I forget what it was, but somebody is at the end of it.

He was like a comic or something, too.

Or like

66.

Yeah, that's.

Hold on.

Let me wait.

Wait, who's at the end of Route 66?

Buster Keaton.

No.

Who was it?

Damn.

It's somebody random.

Somebody from the 50s.

Lucy.

I forget who it was.

John Pinette.

Shout out to the big man.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Maybe it was a dancer.

It's in LA.

Rhythm is a dancer.

It's a sole companion.

Hmm?

Rhythm is a dancer?

It's its sole companion.

Who says that?

Rhythm is a dancer.

Turkey.

It's a companion.

You can feel it.

Is a...

Okay, Oklahoma.

No, at the end.

In Santa Monica?

Yeah.

You got it?

Will Rogers?

Will Rogers.

That makes sense.

Will Rogers State Park is right there.

Yes.

Who the fuck was Will Rogers, though?

Who was Will Rogers?

Roy Rogers' brother, you idiot.

Will Rogers statue.

Yeah.

He was a big Western star back in the day.

All right, man.

What do I know?

He also has Will Rogers State Beach.

That's probably right there.

Yeah, it's right there.

Yeah.

That's big old Hollywood bunny right there.

Will Rogers and Soapside statue.

That ain't right.

That's not it, but that's another one.

It's another Will Rogers statue.

This guy's got a lot of statues.

You're saying he's as big as he is.

He's got a lot of fucking statues.

Back in the day.

University name after him.

Back in the day, Will Rogers couldn't walk down the street.

Tigger.

Tigger was

throwing it at him.

Yeah, so we hit Vegas, which was cool.

We had never done Vegas.

Altogether.

We had never done.

I mean, we did it for Skang Fest, but we had never done an AYG, like, you know, our our AYG

show in Vegas.

Yeah.

So that was good.

Did that.

Uncle Vinny's, right?

No.

Man, you don't know nothing.

Wise guys.

Wise guys.

Great club, by the way.

That one down in the town square or whatever.

Great owner.

Great.

I just found out he fucking did a.

I told him I was going to go to South America for a bit, and he was like, going to Ecuador?

I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll go back.

Why?

He goes, back?

What do you mean, back?

And I'm like, well, I was in Ecuador for a while.

He goes, oh, I didn't know that.

I'm like, Why'd you bring up Ecuador?

I did my missionary work there.

Whoa.

Two years.

He was in Ecuador as a 19-year-old.

Jesus.

19 to 21.

Poor missionaries.

Yeah, missionary trying to get people to take off their fucking hula hoop dances, skirts, and fucking.

Convert to Christianity.

Put on that white shirt.

Those guys always get eaten.

Yeah, those are the ones that get eaten.

Yeah.

I got stabbed.

Come and beast.

They got speared.

Come and beat me stabbed.

Come in pieces.

So vanished.

Yeah, that was like, that was a nice stretch from like, you know, you're doing the smaller town, smaller town, smaller to town.

Then you're like, baby, I'm back in the city.

We went and got a dinner.

We fucking played the tables.

We fucking did it.

Yeah, you kind of earned that vacation, too.

Yeah.

Earned Vegas.

It was awesome.

Yeah,

that was a good time.

And then I think we rolled out of Vegas late night.

Yeah, we did.

We rolled out of Vegas late night to L.A.

Yeah.

Pulled into L.A.

for the last show,

which was a bit of

some technical issues running into that show.

That's a rough one.

That was a rough one.

The venue, I'll just, the venue fucking sucked.

Like, the setup of the venue sucked.

Nice.

There was no soundboard or anything.

Like, they put it in there that day.

Was it a black box?

No, it's not.

Tippy was

pretty prickly by then.

I was on edge a little bit.

I was chilling.

Well, listen, no, it's not even that.

So it's like doors were supposed to be, I think, shows at 7.

It's now 6.50.

Doors aren't open.

Oh, come on.

And we don't have lights on the stage at all.

They couldn't figure out the lights.

What kind of place is this?

Exactly.

It was the Palace Theater.

It was not like a fucking.

What?

It's like a shell of the house.

They just didn't have an in-house production.

They didn't have an in-house production.

So they had to source everything,

whatever.

It's a fucking what?

Yeah.

It's a theater.

Sure.

Yeah, I know.

So we had to earn that last one.

We had to earn that last one.

Ended up being very fun, but just like.

Great show.

It was like we pulled up the bus, it was just like there was a lot of

for as smooth as the whole tour went.

This place didn't have lights on the stage.

I guess that's it.

I don't think that's it.

It might have been.

Maybe it is.

I mean, the lights are out on the fucking market.

That's it.

We couldn't get lights.

This place didn't have a soundboard to use.

No, we couldn't.

Our team had to help them hook up the soundboard.

Oh, is this downtown LA?

Yeah.

That's homelessly there.

Dude, so now we got a fucking thousand people waiting out for fucking two or three hours because doors aren't open.

Wow.

Oh, and they're all getting mugged one after another.

Sure, we're getting, we're dude, we're getting squid gamed out of there.

We're getting flooded on socials being like, what the fuck?

You got me, you dragged me down.

This is a prank.

Yeah.

Then it got sad because we had to go on the bus and take all of our stuff off the bus.

Yeah, clear off the bus after the show.

Yeah, we're flying back the next morning.

Clear after the show.

Side note: one of the camera guys got fucking

dysentery from brushing his teeth with bus water.

Who

is the bust water on the bus?

That's crazy.

He had just forgotten.

There's a bottle of water.

He just forgot.

He had just like.

That's it.

He forgot.

He just slipped his.

I mean, it was day

10.

He was that guy, like, whatever.

And you're like, oh, I should be fine.

Yeah.

He got dysentery.

Dude, so I get a call.

I get a call.

You can smell it when it's coming out.

You know it's not right.

He wasn't able to do the last show.

Like, he woke up in L.A.

and was like, I'm fucking...

Oh, no.

I can't get out of bed.

He stayed in L.A.

for like four more days.

One of the camera guys.

He stayed in L.A.

I didn't know.

Dysentery.

What is he, a pirate?

He had his shit on the bus, too.

Wow.

After we got off the bus.

His shit on the bus?

We all got off.

He was

no, he was, the venues closed.

Yeah, we're like two hours away.

This is like one in the morning.

He called the product, like, the head of the production, and he was like, hey, man, I'm locked out of everywhere.

I'm in downtown L.A.

I have to shit.

Like, it's coming out of my asshole right now.

Like, what do we do?

And he's like, I'm giving you that.

We were drunk at a bar.

He's like, shit on the bus.

Like, we're off the bus.

Shit on the bus, dude.

I never heard anything back, but dude, that's so bad about me shit in my pants now, huh?

God damn it.

Which one's worth shitting on the bus?

Everyone's off the bus, though.

Because everyone's shit on, right?

Everyone's all the bus.

And everyone has shit their pants.

But no one's shit on the bus.

That bus is ruined now.

Till they empty it.

Yeah, you didn't even know it was.

I think it was all water at that point.

You didn't really notice it.

Our driver said, like, he was dealing with rock stars a lot.

And he goes, hey, if you shit on the bus, this one fucking old, used to be in a band.

Now, he's just a loner, whatever.

Because if you shit on the bus, you're not going to be able to piss on it the rest of the trip.

And the guy was like, day two, was like, I shit on it.

He goes, great.

Well, now every time you got us pissed, we have to pull over.

He goes, it's done.

It's just done.

We got to go back to like repairs to clear it.

Jeez.

They even have a little mesh thing in there that you can't

shit through.

Yeah.

Yeah, why can't you pee?

You can, but he's already ruined it.

He goes, now it's fucking ruined until we like replace, I don't know, whatever, pipes.

Because

every time that seal opens up.

Because they would start our bus.

We had an old, it was like perfect for the door because it was so old.

Yeah, it did smell like it.

It looked like

the original Ant Hoodie's studio.

It was like all wood paneling.

Oh, the plastic was all like the leather, the fake leather was all ripped and shit.

I'm telling you guys, next time you do the channel, do a documentary on this stuff.

You're right, we should.

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That was like the first Reddit, kind of...

But it was like the first place you went to be like, what's hot on the internet?

What's cracking on the internet?

What is going on in the world?

Yeah.

It was great.

Guys, this seems fucking great.

Is there anything you wish you would have done?

that you didn't get to?

I wish we had a little bit more time for some of the roadside attractions.

So you could have just stopped and like, let's spend all day.

Grand Canyon, obviously.

I like to see see the grand canyon like if you didn't have shows to do you could spit you could be like let's go off let's go back on yeah right the fact that we had like hey we got to be here at four for sound chat or whatever if we didn't have shows we wouldn't be out there very true we met i'm i we had a we loaded up an rv to go to bonnaroo one year and while we were loading up sunny 75 degrees perfect i got a call saying hey bonnaroo is canceled and you're like no it's not it's beautiful i'm like it's rain i'm like there's no rain it was raining before like the water's up to people's knees

they can't get people in and out.

If they needed an ambulance, which they will, it's Bonnaroo.

They can't get them in there.

They're canceling it.

I was like, fuck.

So we found another one, Valley Vibes in Western Georgia.

We're like, fuck four hours away.

Let's get to it.

They said three stages, but they were like milk cartons on fucking, you know, with a plank.

And we're doing an off-brand festival?

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

We were like, go do something.

You're the most famous guy there.

Yeah, I mean, for sure.

It was hard.

Holy shit.

Is that Ari Shaffer?

It was country and metal.

Whoa.

I remember Carolina Story was like a band.

They were like real mellow, wife, wife, husband.

But like, that's a mix.

That's a country and metal.

Yeah, yeah.

What, Carolina Story?

Yeah.

Good news for you.

I woke up one day, hungover from like a lot of drugs, and I was like by myself sitting on the crab grass, shitty, like

fire ants everywhere.

Out of Kentucky Blue Graves.

Listen to them.

It was great.

It was great.

But afterwards, like, let's go to a KOA for the night.

And we stopped there.

We met people.

And as we drove, we stopped for a gas.

We met people that were like RVers.

And they just go wherever their whim takes them that's it's like the freedom of it is swingers too we can do this we can't do this yeah freaky deeper you think so bumping uglies yeah why not to work on the street yeah my hubbies put up the tarp you want to get wild is that bathroom put the upside-down pineapple up yeah let them know a little bit of wet work

um

so okay go to some places not have as much of a pass some of the some of the roadside attractions i wish we we could have hit a little bit more uh you know, like the world's biggest rocking chair.

But then also, it's like you get there and you go, all right, you know.

But I mean, it's like you see it just to see it, right?

Well, there was one thing that I really wanted to do.

I think it's called like the blue whale or something.

It's like this big plastic blue whale in like a lagoon, and you used to be able to swim in it, but you can't swim anymore.

I think the rocking chair was like outside Tulsa or Cuba or something like that.

I just wish it would have was longer.

Once you get comfortable on the bus, you just want to stay on it.

Oh, interesting.

I don't even think it might not be the world's largest, it might be like this.

Yeah, it's very root 66.

There's that guy underneath it.

That's a big guy.

Second largest.

That's very root 66.

Look at the shoes.

Where?

United States, Casey.

Look at the shoes.

Oh, wow.

They got big shoes, too.

So you can.

Yeah, I remember I saw this place in my.

We did stop at Uranus.

Dog,

Uranus.

You remember Uranus?

What was the name of the.

I forget what state that was in.

Uranus, Missouri, or something?

They sold fudge at Uranus.

There was a fudge factory in Uranus, dude.

Every single thing is an insane pun.

They lean into it.

Dude, like, when you're like...

Fudge Factory.

Yeah.

Dude, this is very...

I mean, like, the visuals of it.

Dude, they have a sword swallower, a freak show.

Oh, remember that poor lady?

Oh, man.

She was begging for an audience.

Wow.

Look how fucking...

I mean...

They have a rocket ship, like, some sort of UFO.

Fuck.

Uranus, Missouri.

Yeah, Missouri.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

It was a good time.

That's just sitting out there in the middle of nowhere.

Middle of fucking nowhere, dude.

Uranus fudge factory.

Yeah, look, on Route 66,

everything is welcome to Uranus.

And then you're like paying that, you can tap or like put your card in.

They go, Do you want to tap Uranus or do you want to shove it in Uranus?

Like,

hey, did you see the back of the store yet?

Uranus is deep.

This lady should skip by the fudge factory.

Oh, what's this fat shaming bullshit?

You got the kid, this poor lady, little of her life.

She's in Uranus.

Yeah, it's very,

it's a scene.

Those are the taffy bins.

The fuck is that?

You got footage of the big man doing work at the taffy.

Right there.

That's all taffy.

Really?

Did you

have a taffy now?

They've expanded.

Oh, man.

Mostly semen.

Is she wearing a straight out of Compton shirt?

Check out Uranus.

It's probably straight out of Uranus is the shirt.

Everything's a bar.

It's check out of Uranus, but it's like, check out Uranus.

What's with the aliens?

There's aliens.

For some reason, there's aliens and rocket ships as well.

Oh, because Uranus is a it's a oh, I didn't even think of that.

Idiot.

Uranus Shoon.

So you didn't go to that?

No, we did.

No, we did.

Oh, great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, so they have like a freak show of like a two-headed frog and a three-headed turtle.

And some of it's fake, some of it's real.

Just like kitschy.

And dude, there's this sword.

The mayor's number two most favorite.

Wow.

There's a what?

Sword swallower?

So there was this girl.

There's one.

So we said wait, we went in and they were like.

She also worked the cash register.

She also worked the cash register of the freak show.

So she's like, we go in and we're like, hey, you know, we're filming or whatever.

And they go, yeah, come on in.

So they're like, we have a sword swallower.

So we walk in.

We're like, oh, cool.

And there's a larger,

more of a freak show type woman.

She's kind of eating the sword more than swallowing it.

We got a sword chewer.

We got any more swords?

So we go in and we go.

She's just taffy, lady.

We see the freak show, whatever.

It's silly, stupid.

It's like the mutter museum.

You walk around.

Pigs and jars.

The mudder's great.

So we walk out and this woman is, we didn't realize it was her.

She's sterilizing the swords.

And it was just like we were already, it was a very sad,

just, well, it wasn't the,

you know how like as a performer, you got to build some tension.

It just wasn't there.

And dude, walk out.

Straight to it.

She's sterilizing the swords and she's like, you guys ready?

And we were all just like, I let him dry off.

I just shit my pants.

I'm like, I can't do it.

I can't watch it, dude.

I can't.

But we saw a good amount, you know, a good amount of that kind of fucking stuff, which was a great time.

Wow.

It's very like shit you could only sit.

That could only exist on Route 66.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You put that outside of New York and you're just like, this doesn't make sense.

Why is there a rocket ship and butt jokes?

Like, well, we didn't pick a

playoff.

Yeah.

Damn, that sounds fucking rat.

What a fun time.

We would pull up and be like, this is what we're stopping at today and hanging out for an hour or just whatever.

Did you have to do research to find out what the big things were?

A lot of research, but it's also like there's lists of it, and you go like, all right, well, this will make sense.

It shows you how much more you did

planning it.

Because when he said that, I was like, nah, nah.

Just kind of followed Gippy around.

The Uranus putt pirates.

That's a good thing.

I think it's the same guy, if I remember correctly.

Yes.

It is.

He's a big shot.

Yeah.

Out there.

He owns a lot of shit.

A lot of real estate.

Well, it's temporary closed for you guys.

Oh, look at that.

Any giant.

We did like a.

There's a Cadillac Ranch.

For some reason, there's a bunch of Cadillacs buried nose deep in the desert outside of Texas.

And we did like, there's a second one of them.

We did an abridged version of it where you go and like spray paint on them and stuff like that.

See that?

There's a bunch of those.

There's a couple versions of that.

I don't know.

It's just like a

start installation on Route 60.

You go and you spray paint.

Oh, look at her.

Just wacky shit out there.

Just Michelle Singleton hitting this thing.

Oh, it's a boy.

It's a child.

Dude, fucking...

Stop breathing it in, loser.

Get out of the way.

Or really start huffing, dude.

Yeah, really start huffing.

Start now.

Pick a lady.

She's not 18 yet, but mama says it's okay.

It's all just shit.

You saw this?

Not this one.

There's another.

There's one.

They made one closer to.

This is maybe like 40 minutes outside of town or something.

I forget exactly.

They made one closer to town that we stopped at at Sunrise, which was pretty dope outside of Amarillo, Texas.

That is nice.

But it's all this thing where you just go, what the fuck is it?

Why?

Every time you see the rocking chair, the Cadillac Ranch, Uranus, you just go,

why?

It seems like it's more authentic.

Even though there's some places that are built just for the sake of tourism,

they don't exist on their own.

It still seems like it's real trust.

You can trust it because it's been around for long enough.

Yeah.

It was a really cool fucking experience to get to

do it, you know.

What would you, if somebody, okay, somebody's going and they're like, hey, I'm going to do a Route 66 thing, what do you tell them?

What advice do you get?

Stop in Cuba, Cuba, Missouri.

Stay at the Wagon Wheel.

Stay at the Wagon Wheel Motel, oldest one.

Yeah.

What do you bring with you?

What do you,

I mean, give me some advice.

Yeah, it's like I would.

Snacks for the car suit is.

Snacks for the car is good.

Second pair of underwear.

Two pair underwear.

When they can't get Uber Eats.

Yeah.

Exactly.

I would also say, like, give yourself, if you're thinking about doing it and you're like, got it mapped out, give yourself an extra two days to go, like, let's hang out here for another day, something, because you bump into people who are like, have you, everywhere we went, they go, oh, you're doing a travel documentary.

Have you done this yet?

And you go, ah, no, but we got to leave town.

They're like, what's back there half an hour?

Like, we're not going back there.

Give yourself an extra day.

Two extra days.

Interesting.

And a little

loose schedule that you can bounce around a little bit.

But definitely the big Texas steakhouse.

That was a fucking awesome time.

Yeah, I've got to go to that one.

Got to go to that one.

Yeah.

Hell of a steak, though.

Try to stay.

There's still a handful.

It was good?

Yeah, it was great.

That makes me happy that it wasn't just a novel thing that actually taking care of the

great dinner.

Especially when you're traveling, you're like, oh, this is a good dinner.

Free refills and standards.

Oh, really?

That's always nice.

That's mostly.

To keep the cut.

No.

Dude, free.

You're not getting whacked out on a fucking refill.

What kind of place is you eating that?

Here in New York.

Fun Rockers wouldn't do that to you?

Sure.

You ain't wrong.

Let's see how far it is from if I'm going to be there.

Ooh, that's a heist.

Not going to make it.

It's a long way from there.

When are you going to Austin?

I'm going soon, but like, I'm not going to take that.

I'm not going to take an 8.

That's a flight.

Sure.

Closer to fucking OKC.

Sure.

It probably is.

That's long, but I could do it.

I mean, you'd be sleepy driving.

I got to add a gig and Clovis.

Or Amarillo.

Yeah, I don't.

I mean, dude, Amarillo is like, I don't think there's a town.

They haven't gotten humor yet.

Yeah.

It's still coming.

They said we ordered it a while ago.

Funny guy?

Yeah.

New York City.

Who gets that?

No.

What?

Chili's commercial?

Yeah.

Chili's.

I didn't think that's what you were quoting, but I was going to say the commercial.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where'd you get that salsa?

New York City.

New York City?

Guys, this sounds like a fucking trip of a lifetime.

It was great.

You're never going to forget that trip.

Never.

Oh, we want to do it again.

Really?

Not that, but like, do another version of where can we get a bus and go?

Like,

what's the next iteration of that?

You'll be chasing the dragon.

You'll be chasing the dragon.

I'm going to give you one right now.

I want to do that.

What do you think?

I want to do that.

I'm not doing it.

Don't pull up Route One, you weirdo.

You're fucking driving through fucking Northeast Philly.

Boom.

Here's your trip.

The Great Ocean Road.

In Australia?

In Australia.

You're going there anyway.

It's from.

When are we going there?

I don't know.

We don't do well in Australia.

It's.

Listen, dude.

Is that true?

It's fucking worth it.

Do you not do well in Australia?

I mean, I don't think enough to do the Great Ocean Road.

We could probably sell 40 tickets in fucking.

No, you go to Melbourne to Adelaide.

It's got to be America.

You stop it.

Yeah, sure, I know.

It's got to be America.

You know what I heard as a nice driver driving up the coast of Maine?

Ooh.

PCH is also pretty great, but

it's not enough place to stop.

Yeah, it's not long enough.

Roots are kitchen.

It's the only thing.

It's kitchen.

It's kitchen on the show.

It's the only thing that makes sense for our show and our, like, it checks all of those boxes.

PCH, you're supposed to do a convertible with a hot chick.

Yeah, well, we're out.

Yeah.

And die off the fucking highway.

I always imagine the guy who made the segue.

They say he fell off a cliff on the segue.

I imagine the PCH.

I might do too for some reason.

Doubtful.

Doubtful is that, but I imagine it's that.

Damn, bros.

That sounds fucking awesome.

Very cool.

Thanks, buddy.

Well,

the documentary is out now.

Special.

It's a special.

I was going to say, we need another name.

I don't know.

We're not even sure.

It's special.

It's half and half.

It's a lot of on-stage stuff from each city.

Okay, cool.

And then it's like we show getting from city to city.

You know what I mean?

It's like if it's us drinking on the bus,

if it's us at the state fair.

If you ever saw like the comedians of comedy or like Vince Vaughan's Wild Wild West thing, it's like it's a tour special, I guess we're calling it.

It's a little bit of everything.

That's pretty awesome.

Yeah, it was a good time.

Damn.

Yeah, everybody check it out for real.

That sounds like it's a blast.

It's great.

Where do you guys...

Okay, I got to ask both of you guys a question to ask everybody.

Do you have any travel tips in general or here, but travel tips in general?

And then what countries are you looking to go to?

Make sure you pack enough underwear.

What?

Make sure you pack enough underwear.

Love it.

Because you never know what's going to happen.

You space it up per day, and then one underwear.

It's like, no, I need two today.

This is going to be a repeat, but I want to go back to Paris.

Get my eating on.

You loved it.

Loved it.

Yeah.

You did it right, too.

You're like, I'm just diving in.

Got a foie gras.

I don't know what country.

I don't think I have anything on.

I'm just going to Turkey.

Oh, no.

You know what?

I'm going to Turkey?

Get my hair did.

Are you?

No.

I'm thinking of it.

What?

Let's make a whole trip.

Dude, we just talked about this.

That'd be fun.

I'm leaning in.

I'm going full head of hair.

I'm going to say, like, yeah, dude, look at my space hair.

How about Armenia?

You know what I really want to do?

I was just in Germany a few weeks ago, and I would love to do Austria, which I haven't done, which they say is beautiful.

I've done Switzerland.

Vienna is cool as fuck, but I bet a bunch of Austria.

I mean, the mountains in Austria are wild.

I went there.

I assume it's similar to Switzerland.

I've done Switzerland.

I went along this border once.

We just hike right along the border.

We're up in the mountains, and you see, it says 1918,

little like

blocks of

stone like that big.

It says 1918.

They were like, this is what we decided.

Italy, Austria.

No, she was walking along in the mountains over them.

It was pretty cool.

That was nuts, nuts.

Yeah.

But yeah,

you should go to Austria.

I really want to.

Chicks are supposed to be the hottest.

Well, I'd be going with my German wife in Austria.

Czech wife.

Dumper.

Dumper.

Dumper.

She's Czech from Germany.

Yeah.

Her parents were refugees.

Wow.

From the Russians.

Syrian shit.

Nice.

I think Tom Petty made her.

They ain't the Boy Scouts.

No, they were not.

Yeah.

All right, guys.

Well, also, check out all your garbage.

I'll put a little bumper in there.

But the best

recorded podcast in the world.

Thank you, buddy.

We love you.

Yeah.

Why did you put recorded in there?

It makes it sound like there's other people.

Tony Hisko's already got best live podcasts.

I think if it's different, people are doing podcasts and not recording.

I just got my mouth there.

Number one pre-taped podcast

in certain markets, not including Australia.

Regional towns only.

Guys, thank you so much.

Thank you, you, Red.

I'm excited.

I want people to see that.

It should be a fun, that should be part of the party.

Yes.

Go see that.

And you're like, you probably feel like you're in it.

We really tried to capture that.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

All right.

Let's go take

all Cross James with Dumps.

All right.

Yay.

Peace.

Okay, guys.

That was the episode.

Fucking sick trip, guys.

Kevin and H, that was awesome.

H,

you can't be shitting your pants in public like that anymore, dude.

I mean, but you handled it so well.

It went from denial straight into like, all right, whatever, you got me.

Let's move on with our lives.

We've all done it.

And we have.

We have all done it.

I've done it on a plane before.

I've had to bury my underwear in a plane trash can.

Because you also don't want to leave it on top because the next guy will see.

Anyway, but here's what I want to say to you guys right now.

So definitely check out the new Route 66

behind the scenes special on the Are You Garbage YouTube.

Here at UB Tripping, I'm doing something fun that I wanted to do since the beginning of the episode.

Day one.

I'm sending someone around the world.

So I want you to send in your submissions to why you should be the person, male or female, that we send around the world.

Heather and Caitlin will be checking the submissions and narrowing it down.

Please don't attack them.

Don't use the N-word at them.

It won't fit.

It won't hurt.

There's better words you can use to hurt.

Yes, send in.

I'm open to ideas, guys.

Audio of why you should be.

Video,

just type it out if you don't want to be on either.

And why you should be the person.

It's just not gonna be a high-class trip around the world, it's gonna be you know, my style, but yeah, they're gonna be checking.

I'm fucking excited about it.

How do you guys feel about it?

Very excited,

Jesus Christ,

you're jealous, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I kind of am too.

It's kind of like I want to live vicariously through them,

yeah.

Just gone, just going to hostels and having fun.

Ah, fuck.

Um, but if you want to submit, go to the Ubi Chippin' pod

Instagram.

Do we have a Twitter?

We have everything.

How's the Twitter on there?

It's pretty good, I'm sure.

Are people like mean?

I mean, that's what Twitter is.

Yeah, what a garbage site.

I said it's shitty and you shouldn't be on there.

And people are like, oh, because Musk.

I'm like, no, no, this way predates Musk.

Nothing's changed.

It's still for terrible people.

You're just allowed to say right-wing stuff now.

Or you can send an email to ubtrippinpodcast at gmail.com and they'll check that.

We'll take like, I don't know, like a month or something.

We'll figure it out.

Until we find the right person.

Till we find the right person.

Yeah, you got to have free time.

You got to have, I don't know, what you want to do and see.

It's probably going to be South America or Southeast Asia just because of the money.

And I can't send you to Europe.

I'm not Tom Segora.

With your fucking private jet to combo.

God damn, you guys have been in more private jets than I have.

Congrats, you're fucking lations.

Yeah, but I'm excited to find the person, so that'll be great.

I am on tour right now

in Denver, Schaumburg.

All tickets are available at rsfear.com.

Denver, Schaumburg, Atlanta, Georgia, Portland, Oregon, not the other one, San Jose, Orlando, Fort Lauderdale, Seattle, Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, and finishing it off at Anchorage.

And then I'm gone myself to do some fucking traveling.

The podcast will still be coming out.

I'm a long time ahead.

The boys, the Are You Garbage Boys are on the road to Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Brookville, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, PA, Cleveland, Ohio,

and Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Go to punchup.live/slash are you garbage slash tickets for that.

And also check out the R You Garbage podcast.

It's great.

I've been on there.

Tom Segura's been on there.

Literally, everyone who's not frightened has been on there.

Christina Paziski was just on there.

161,000 views in one day.

How many did mine get?

Look at mine.

156.

Christina got, that's been out for three weeks.

oh well I guess you fucking misogynists are more into chicks than dudes

also subscribe to the podcast they check it

check the YouTube leave suggestions on who we should book do you ever see anybody that we should book like when they suggest like celebrity names

Some people suggest themselves don't suggest yourselves but like Ben Banks they suggested I'm close with him

I got

Hamilton Morris out of that But yeah, if you think there's some like

cool celebrity who can go outside their regular thing, like Tucker Carlson, when I just, yeah, when I discovered he was into travel, like we didn't do any of his normal stuff, we just talked about a place.

Burt Kreischer everybody hates.

We didn't do any of the interrupting that he's known for.

And they're like,

we just talked about Vietnam.

You know what that sound is?

That's him covering up air coming out of his belly button.

So he goes, ah, to cover up the sound that everyone can hear.

He's pretty good at it.

Yeah, subscribe.

We're going to try to get 200,000 subscribers.

And that's it.

Guys, I want to go down Route 66, and I never have.

That's fun.

You've done it?

Not the whole way.

But some of it.

Yeah.

God, it looks cool.

It's so like

retro.

Like, Americana as fuck.

Anyway, these are the two fucking dikes that are going to be

checking your DMs about being the one.

Yeah, if they're not busy munching boxes, they'll take a break for a second, wipe their mouths off, and then check your DMs if we're around the world.

He's fucking, goddamn, Tom hires a lot of diversity hires.

Guys, thank you very much for tuning in.

Oh, I know how to do it this week.

Until next week, so long, y'all.