The Audience Is Gonna Hate Us w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 302

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:00 - 2 Pigs, 1 Pen

00:12:45 - Catholic Guilt Vs Greek Shame

00:23:33 - Sexual Awakenings In Mom's Bed

00:30:31 - A Demeaning Offer & ChatGPT Pep Talk

00:43:50 - Social Media & Rage For The Gays

00:52:01 - Men In Women's Sports

01:00:02 - Zaddy Chris
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