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Rudy can't fail.

Hello. Hello.

You know what I'm doing?

Because she knows nothing about about music. What do you mean? Because today I woke up and she's playing her, like, you know what I mean? Japanese pop music or whatever.
Nah, it's Rosalia.

Whatever it is.

Japanese Spanish.

You know, I'm listening to this stuff, right? And I'm going, do you know the history of music? And she goes, I'm open.

Right? So I'm going to make her a playlist of things that I like throughout history. Okay.
But can you listen to her too? Yeah. I already.
That's her? Yeah.

Now you like her. I like her a lot.
Yeah. Yeah.
I like her a lot. Yeah.
I like her eyebrows. How does she do that with her? Is that like shape? She shaves them like that? Yeah.

It's a worm on her head. Is that a worm?

That's what the kids are. Oh, that's her trademark.
Oh, it is. Okay.

Yeah, she is she Hispanic?

Spanish. Yeah, Spanish.
That's Hispanic. What do you mean? Spain.

Oh,

you draw the line. You're drawing the line again.
Wait a minute. She's Hispanic.
Yeah. Is that not true? No, it's true.
But different than the other kind of Hispanic.

Hispanic means speak Spanish, so yes. Okay.
Yeah. People from Spain are considered Hispanic.
Yeah. But not Latino.
Not Latino. Latino.
Yeah, Latinos, as we know, are the true Americans.

The true American. Yeah.
That's a Latino right there. Yeah.
Actually, you're Latinx because you're being excommunicated from this podcast pretty soon. What I do.
Here's what Latino.

I was in the hospital this week. Here's what Latinos are like.
My dad's a doctor. I'm going to get into comedy.

10 years later. Glory holds.
My dad went to medical school and became a doctor. I'm going to go to Glory Holes, have project dudes, do drugs.
You're a drug addict. You got lucky.

You are so lucky. You were born

famous in the 90s. Whoa.

You are so lucky. How am I lucky? If you were born in 1987, you'd be like working at a laundromat right now.
What if he was born in like that? What if he was born in like the 90s?

What do you think his career would be?

He would have tried to be a writer on Parks and Rec and it never would have happened. Whoa! Whoa!

Yo!

At best,

at best. Whoa!

Slam! You're fired!

Slam Fest 2025. Wow.
He just got personally, huh?

Yeah, I had to fight back on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'm still here. There's a lot of people who are funnier than me that are doing nothing in L.A.
now.

I would argue there's nobody funnier than you. How about that? Yeah, man, I think you're one of the most talented people on the bank.
The reason why I made fun of you is because I respect your talent.

Oh, right. Manipulating

it. That's emotional abuse.

That's emotional abuse. Now, you know what you sound like right now? What? A truck backing up.
Beep, beep, beep. No.