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Speaker 7 welcome back you guys to another episode of cane type break you down welcome welcome as we're talking about rick tyler wears my pants which is a weird question i know right wait what who are you okay i'll be honest with you you don't really wear pants i hate pants i never wear pants so and i don't know if that's like an age thing or something like i just don't like wearing pants.

Speaker 2 They're not comfortable. You're never in pants.
I don't ever see you in any other fabric other than like leggings that kind of like

Speaker 2 comfy material. So when I see you in jeans, I'm like, whoa,

Speaker 2 what's happening? I like my Hilara bell bottoms. I know, bell bottoms are what? I mean, I don't understand what's going on with them.
Are they back? Are they a thing?

Speaker 7 I mean, they're selling them, so they must be a thing. I don't know.
I've just always liked bell bottoms. You ever see those TikToks though?

Speaker 2 People going into Target and seeing stuff from when we were kids? Yeah. It's weird.

Speaker 7 I know.

Speaker 2 It's like really weird.

Speaker 7 I wasn't sure if there was anything specific that you wanted to talk about this week. I know that as far as like life updates,

Speaker 7 the kids are out of school for the summertime now.

Speaker 2 Last day of school is today. Yep.
I am, you know how happy I am.

Speaker 7 I bet you are happy.

Speaker 2 I am so happy. Yeah.
I don't have to get up in the morning and get these kids.

Speaker 7 Yeah, exactly. They wake me up.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 7 they wake me up.

Speaker 2 Oh, you know.

Speaker 7 Yep. And then I'm the one they always want them to put them to bed, too.

Speaker 2 Well, hey, listen, we're not in school. There's no, I mean, I can put them to bed.
Here's the thing, though.

Speaker 2 I put them to bed, and it doesn't get you out of putting them to bed because then they just ask for fucking read a book. Dumb.

Speaker 7 Like, no, because especially, like, Veda is,

Speaker 7 she's our early riser. Like, that she is up at like 6:30 in the morning, and that is just not my cup of tea.

Speaker 7 And people are like, well, why don't you just keep her up later? And I'm like, that does not work.

Speaker 2 We tried. We tried.
It doesn't work. No.

Speaker 2 People are like, oh,

Speaker 2 whoever said that keeping kids up later makes them sleep longer? Not my kids. Not mine.

Speaker 7 It never works. But Vada's the only one.
Like, Noble will sleep in. Raya sleeps in.

Speaker 2 Noble will sleep in. Yeah.
The older she gets.

Speaker 7 But, and so for people that don't know, like, the school that, the school district that we are in, the end of elementary school is fourth grade. So after fourth grade,

Speaker 2 weird.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it was weird at first, but it's weird. I'm used, I'm kind of like, I've talked to a lot of parents and stuff.

Speaker 2 What do you think about a 4-4-4? That makes sense.

Speaker 7 Yes. But so after fourth grade in our school district, then they go over to the middle school and then it's fifth through eighth grade.
And then they go to high school ninth through 12th or whatever.

Speaker 7 So I went and picked the kids up from school today because it's the last day. It's like, woo, summer break, summer's here.
And Nova gets in my car.

Speaker 7 You know, Vada's all excited saying bye to everybody out the window and stuff. And I look at Nova and I'm like, are you okay? And she just starts sobbing,

Speaker 7 sobbing.

Speaker 2 And then she's our emotional kid.

Speaker 7 She is. She is.

Speaker 2 She's emotional.

Speaker 7 She's an empath for sure. She is.
And then so she starts sobbing. And then I start crying because my kid's crying.
And then Vada's in the back seat just looking at us like we're crazy.

Speaker 7 And she's like, Why are you guys crying? And she's like, Mom, why are you crying? I'm like, I'm crying because Nova's crying.

Speaker 2 Vada's like, it's Alaska school. Right.

Speaker 7 And I think for Nova, she's just like, you know, this was my school for four years and all the teachers. and, you know, like, I'm never going to see any of them again.

Speaker 2 Really wrap my head around the fact that she's going to be in middle school, though.

Speaker 7 I know, but it's not really like, it's like, yeah, she's going to the middle school building, but I've talked to lots of parents.

Speaker 2 No, they're switching classes. Yeah.
They're going in the big kid lunch line.

Speaker 7 But only with fifth graders.

Speaker 2 I know, but still,

Speaker 2 it's the same operation.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but I mean, I remember when we,

Speaker 7 well, I remember when we first moved out here and it was weird to me. Like, what? You're going to put fifth graders with like eighth graders? Like, let them keep their innocence.

Speaker 2 I know, I get it.

Speaker 7 Well, yeah, but I, you know, but, and that was just through talking to like other parents in our area. And then, um,

Speaker 7 you know, there's a gentleman that I speak to at the, because his daughter does dance or whatever.

Speaker 7 And so when I'd be there for cheer, I would talk to him, and he worked, he works at the middle school and stuff. And then, so that made me feel better.

Speaker 7 And then, obviously, when we went to go see the middle school, the novel too.

Speaker 2 Dude, she was so stressed out about her combination.

Speaker 7 i think everybody does that though who doesn't who doesn't when you start having combinations i remember being freaked out about that that's like go to the left and she's like

Speaker 2 i'm like the left i know remember she was this is my left

Speaker 2 hands

Speaker 2 i guess i forgot no like it she's she'll get it once you get it you get it yeah but right now that's like the thing that she's deathly afraid of i i guess i was too though but i had to when i went to middle school i only had one day i had to go to the very last day of orientation that was available, which was the day before school started.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Like, what the heck, ma? Why didn't you take me when? So I had one day. I had to get that little fake combination.
They let us bring it home. Oh, did they? Remember, they let us

Speaker 2 go.

Speaker 2 We had a lock that went through the thing.

Speaker 7 No, we didn't.

Speaker 2 Yes, I had a lock.

Speaker 7 You had a lock? Yes. I remember just being on the lock.

Speaker 2 Yes, I had a practice. They gave it to me for a while.
Oh,

Speaker 2 because you were so anxious about it. Yeah.
Also, it was because I was the last kid.

Speaker 7 I was like, dude, I was like, I just, you know yeah so i got a lot yeah so she's freaking out about that and then vada what she's gonna just be doing kindergarten again you know so and then raya will be in full-time preschool next year

Speaker 2 five days a week babe i don't know what i'm i don't know what's going on they're getting older i don't know if i can handle this i know raya's gonna be gone all day like

Speaker 7 how many hours i think uh 830 to like 23 2 something like that yeah i don't know but it just makes what makes me feel good about it is then we know the teacher i know you know and raya loves it she loves it that's it babe all of our kids are done i know we're not gonna have any kids in the house i'm excited

Speaker 2 part of me is excited

Speaker 2 i don't know i'm excited i'm a part of me's a little excited but then the others

Speaker 7 yeah but then mom can like you know do things she likes and you know but so yeah so summer is starting in the baltera house yeah and um oh it's already started too yeah

Speaker 2 swim dad you got to teach me to to swim. Oh, gosh.
Dude, give me a minute. And that sounds like 65 degrees outside.
I know. Where is our summer's not even here?

Speaker 7 Michigan is sucking this year.

Speaker 7 And I think, I think, I mean, what are we even going to do this summer? You know, like,

Speaker 2 we're camping.

Speaker 7 Yeah, we do love to camp. I already booked one.

Speaker 2 Great.

Speaker 2 I just power washed a camper today, ready to roll.

Speaker 7 I know you were out there power washing, and then I was online looking at campground spots. So I was like, I'll go in two days.
All right.

Speaker 2 It's ready to go. I know.

Speaker 7 I'm like, I'll camp then and then I'll camp, you know, when we go with our friend Amber, too.

Speaker 2 Because did you buy any?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I was looking up at the one we always go to.

Speaker 2 Okay, good. Sweet.

Speaker 7 And they had a bunch. They had a bunch.
But I was looking like, well, I'll clean my camp rock tomorrow and I'll pack that bitch up.

Speaker 2 It's ready to go. I went in there today.
It looks great. I mean, a little sweeping, sleeping, whatever.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 But yeah, power washing for four hours was like, dude. Yeah, you're crazy.
What? I had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 I would have drove it to the house. Oh my gosh.
You want to go to that? You're like, oh, we can just go with this green-filled. It's got stuff on it.

Speaker 7 It's a camper.

Speaker 2 You camp in it. Guys, anyone out there knows I'm not pulling into a campground with moss.

Speaker 2 I'm not. Moss on it.
Little pieces of moss. You know what I mean? It's under the tree.
All the moisture. Yeah.
Oh, my God. You're fun.

Speaker 7 That's funny.

Speaker 2 You would have pulled it with moss. I'm not pulling no campground with moss.

Speaker 7 I was a single mom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Hell yeah.

Speaker 7 Moss trade. Here we come.
Beep, beep.

Speaker 2 No, you had to power wash it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I know. You didn't power wash the top of it, though.

Speaker 2 I still had. I listen.
I got.

Speaker 7 Well, we're going camping in two days.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Don't. I got it.
It'll be fun.

Speaker 7 Well, remember what the other day when your mom was going camping? I was like, I'll go tomorrow.

Speaker 2 I'm like, we're not going to go. Let's go.
Chill out.

Speaker 7 Well, no, because I think what, well, last summer kind of sucked. We only camped one time.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 She just was rough.

Speaker 7 But no, well, the year before that, she was rough. Last year, we took her camping one.
That's why I was so nervous to go

Speaker 7 yeah and she did great in the cabin but see we never it's the camper it's different i know so that makes me nervous

Speaker 2 we have no enclosures yeah we have no doors it's just the bow bunk beds right next to our bed which makes me nervous i mean i'll make her crawl in bed with me i don't care what we'll end up with both of them because vada will be like

Speaker 2 i'll go above the driver's seat oh right with nova that's where nova always sleeps

Speaker 7 yeah because vada wouldn't let that fly she'd be like you're letting ryan in your in your bed i'm coming too but you know what's weird though is i noticed that like we don't, we just camp.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, when you think about it, like, we don't and beach and go get a camera.
Yeah, we go to Florida once a year with the kids, usually.

Speaker 7 Or even just the beaches around here when it's hot.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think of like vacations that we do with the kids.

Speaker 2 Camping. I think it was the ages, though.
Like, now Raya is at an age where she's like,

Speaker 2 we can do it.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you can go on an airplane with her and do things like that.

Speaker 2 I mean, we've just been able to go to a restaurant for the last year.

Speaker 7 And that's been nice. It has been nice.
It has been nice. Sometimes they get a little, you know, they're kids.

Speaker 7 So sometimes they get a little crazy, but I don't really, some things I'm like, I don't know, whatever.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. My kid wants to meow at the table.

Speaker 2 I don't. Right.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You don't leave him alone.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 But yeah, isn't that funny? Like, we had such like young kids for so long. It's like, I'm not going out to work.

Speaker 2 Yeah, people were nuts, dude. I'm sorry.
You guys are crazy.

Speaker 2 No, we did it. We try.
We try. We try and it's a disaster.
Salt.

Speaker 2 Oh, gosh.

Speaker 7 Yes. And it was never fun.

Speaker 7 But yeah, she is. She's getting to the age now where you can like go places and she's she's good and she has fun.

Speaker 2 Yeah, which is great. It has been good.

Speaker 7 Yeah. So I think, yeah, just camping and

Speaker 7 Nova starting riding lessons. Vada still does her gymnastics on Fridays.

Speaker 7 So I just wish Michigan would warm up.

Speaker 2 It's getting there. Just give it a second.
You know how Michigan is.

Speaker 7 Dude, it's no, this is bad. It's already June.

Speaker 2 I know, it's fine. It's going to get there.
Just give it a second.

Speaker 7 You only have two more months.

Speaker 2 July, August, and then it's back to cold. Like, I'm all coming in with Michigan weather.

Speaker 7 I just want to be somewhere where it's like where you want to move. Sometimes I think about it.
I just want to be somewhere where it's like just nice and warm all the time. Like Hawaii.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. I mean, listen, perfect time.
Everyone would want to live in Hawaii. I don't know, though.
I'm not getting stuck in the island.

Speaker 7 I know. That part is scary.

Speaker 2 I'm not messing around. There are enough cows here for milk.
Are there enough beef cows here for beef?

Speaker 2 Are we having enough?

Speaker 7 But you know what I mean? Like, someplace where you could live where it's like nice all year round.

Speaker 7 what mid-country i don't know i don't even know what exactly i don't know like that i like northern things you like this winter you like being koop up in the house okay winter is like uh

Speaker 7 but like i'm not going down in the south and then you have michigan like this where it's like freaking june and it's still 60 degrees outside that's ridiculous just give her time no she needs to get it together mother nature just do its thing with michigan she needs to get it together last year it was hot as hell out and we were like camping in the woods or that was like two years ago maybe but whatever.

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Speaker 2 Would you move, really move if you thought about it, like really thinking about it?

Speaker 7 I mean, who the fuck do we got here?

Speaker 2 I know, I know.

Speaker 7 Nobody helps us. Nobody wants to hang out with the kids.
Nobody wants to do anything. You know what I mean? It's just me, you, and the kids, anyways.

Speaker 2 Well, it's weird too because i think people don't get like i mean they watch a show whatever but like they don't get like i mean we don't we are never not with our kids no we're with them 24 7 three sitting you know what i'm saying yeah i mean every once in a while like your mom will take one of them or two of them maybe yeah anytime that we're not with them we're usually off on a trip doing something or if they're going to grandma's we have one or two here still

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 7 yeah whenever we do leave them it's like working yeah basically working which we have i was gonna say the only other time was the last time i had to officiate a wedding so yeah, and even that was like, I mean, I had fun.

Speaker 7 I love Arizona. It's one of my favorite places.
But, um,

Speaker 7 yeah, and that was, and that wasn't even our vacation. It was a vacation, but it wasn't like, yeah.

Speaker 7 You know, me and you haven't been on a vacation just together in a long time.

Speaker 2 Just me and you? No kids? Oh, man.

Speaker 7 Long time.

Speaker 2 Holy crap. Yep.

Speaker 2 After a while, though, I mean, I know other parents got to be out there that, like, you just kind of

Speaker 4 not this year.

Speaker 2 what do you mean like not this year just not this maybe next year because it's just like you get so like with the kids everything's it's like when do you ever get enough babysitters lined up for three different kids for multiple days with that have multiple different activities like how do people do it i'm i'm curious because what's happening it's hard but i'll tell you what like i look at just for instance like our kids and stuff like that like when our kids have kids like i'm gonna be i know a very involved grandparent you know what i mean like Like, because I just

Speaker 7 I will remember how hard it is when you're in the ruts of parenting. And absolutely, I will take all three of them.
You got five of them, bring them over. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 Like, I'm gonna make sure

Speaker 2 we'll do something.

Speaker 7 Obviously, I get like spending quality time with one of your grandkids at a time or whatever, but like, I feel like I'm gonna be a super involved grandparent.

Speaker 7 And I've seen a lot of millennials talk about how a lot of this generation's grandparents are just not super involved.

Speaker 2 Interesting. I wonder what, is it because, I don't know, like, why is that though? Because, okay, let's think about it.
They're, what are they, Gen X or something?

Speaker 2 What, what, what's, what's our parents? Oh, God, I don't know. Gen X, whatever.
But their parents were raised them.

Speaker 2 So, because my mom said she was at her grandma's all the time. They always, they always went over there for all the events and all that kind of stuff.
Okay.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and it's weird. What happened?

Speaker 2 What happened? Did it skip? Did it just like,

Speaker 7 yeah, I don't, I don't know, but it's like, I'm not going to be like that.

Speaker 2 I'm not either. I can't wait.

Speaker 7 You know, and same thing, like, because with like my grandma and grandpa and my dad's side, I was there any chance I could get.

Speaker 7 I'd love going to my grandma's house, and my grandma was like, absolutely come over, you know, and I would hang out with them or whatever.

Speaker 7 So I don't know, but I'm going to definitely be like, probably, my kids are pregnant, but like, mom, you need to go home. But I'm here just making you dinner.

Speaker 2 Go home, right? You know what I mean? Go home. Hogs go cook dinner.

Speaker 7 But I think it's important when your kids start having kids to remember how parenthood can feel. Isolating and just yeah, and that you're on Groundhog Day repeating the same day over and over.

Speaker 7 And it's sometimes, you know, some days are very, you know,

Speaker 7 mentally

Speaker 7 or mentally draining or whatever.

Speaker 7 Like, I think it's important for grandparents to remember those things because if you can help your child just take time for themselves, that makes them a better parent.

Speaker 2 Even if they just swoop in for like 20 minutes, come in here and just pick him up, go get them a french fry and a milkshake or something just real fast. It doesn't have to be nothing crazy.

Speaker 7 No, not at all.

Speaker 2 Just swing by and just play with them. I don't know.
Do something.

Speaker 2 Like, just come here. So, I don't know.

Speaker 7 I just, yeah, because I do think, like, I think it's healthy for parents to have like just a reset. I feel like that makes you a better parent.
It does. You know, like when you're feeling just

Speaker 7 drained and emotionally just tired and, you know, overstimulated. Just a nice reset.
It's like, you feel like a million bucks coming back into your life.

Speaker 2 You would be literally just let me go to the store and get like a coffee or something. Yeah.
And just with nothing screaming at me or nothing.

Speaker 7 At this point, I just want to pee alone. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 Like, can I just pee?

Speaker 2 Mom.

Speaker 7 Straight up, though. Like, you know, you don't see kids busting in dad's bathrooms.
They're just like, but mom's taking a pee. We're in there.
We're washing our hands. We're looking at her pee.

Speaker 7 Ryan's like, good job.

Speaker 2 You know, I'm like, I'm just trying to pee, dude.

Speaker 2 I mean, I guess, like,

Speaker 2 here's what's weird, though, is that we'll never, our grandkids will be the first our babies. Not our babies, but you know what I mean? Like our genetics coming in in another form.

Speaker 7 Yeah, because we're not having anymore. Yeah, so it'll be.

Speaker 2 That's why it sucks, Raya, doing this. What, going to school? Yeah, I mean, it's funny if I'll just make a little schoolhouse.
I'll just take school. Just for Raya.

Speaker 2 She's going to be so spoiled by me, no. Yes, she is.

Speaker 7 You see her lately? Her attitude's coming in, and it's coming in. It's coming in full force.

Speaker 2 She's not bad, her attitude.

Speaker 7 You hear her scream at me

Speaker 7 as you say, she's sweet. Yeah, you hear her scream at me, or like lately, when Beta goes to the bathroom before bedtime, and then Ryle will be like in the room, like getting toys or something.

Speaker 7 And I'm like, all right, Rya, come on, let's go, potty. And she goes, hold on, one minute.
I'm playing. Like, I'm like, Raya, come on, hold on.
I'm like, no, dude, come on. Or she'll just like,

Speaker 7 I can see it more. Her

Speaker 7 attitudes coming out. Like her.

Speaker 2 I didn't see it at all.

Speaker 7 Her and Vada were playing in the bathtub after school today. And

Speaker 7 Vada got out. And I was like, that's fine, Ray.
You can stay in and play. I don't care.
And then every like 10, 20 minutes, I'd be like, hey, do you want to get out? And she would scream, no!

Speaker 7 And I'm like, I'm not saying you have to. I'm not saying that you have to get out.
I'm just asking if you want to get out.

Speaker 7 So yeah, it's coming. It's coming.
I don't see it.

Speaker 2 Of course you don't.

Speaker 7 Oh my God. You are going to be an enabler.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Oh, you're not? No.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 She's sweet. She says thank you and please.

Speaker 7 No, she is sweet, but I'm saying, like, it's going to come.

Speaker 7 It's coming. When she doesn't get what she wants or, you know.

Speaker 2 She's the baby.

Speaker 7 You don't. You're not supposed to because she's the baby.
You're not supposed to feed into that crap.

Speaker 2 Well, she is the baby.

Speaker 7 I know, but she still can't be

Speaker 7 mean or, you know,

Speaker 7 disrespectful as she gets older, you know?

Speaker 7 Right now she's... Don't let them.

Speaker 2 You can't let them. You better put your foot down.

Speaker 7 You too.

Speaker 2 What the fudge, man?

Speaker 7 You have to, too.

Speaker 7 What the hell you mean?

Speaker 2 Not with Raya yet. She's so just like a baby.

Speaker 7 So, yeah, she'll be in school. Yeah, five days.

Speaker 2 I'm not ready for this.

Speaker 7 I think a lot of parents can relate to that. Like when you have your last baby and you know it's your last.
I think there's a lot of parents out there that struggle with them growing up, you know.

Speaker 2 You have them with you all the time. They don't ever leave.

Speaker 7 Raya, yeah, literally. Yeah.

Speaker 2 right

Speaker 2 at all times really so

Speaker 7 i probably could count on my hand how many times she's not been at home at night it's crazy on both my hands you know what i mean

Speaker 2 now she's gonna be at school for that long and that many hours a day

Speaker 2 doing big kid stuff yeah and then it's after that it's school every year ever for forever she's gonna be gone five hours six hours every day i know but she loves school too

Speaker 2 they let me pick her up.

Speaker 7 Well, we're screwed now. I'm what, 33? I'm not having a lot of time.

Speaker 2 I mean, I'm just talking Dreamland. Right.

Speaker 2 You do it too.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I do it. Yeah, I do it.
Don't you just think? Yeah.

Speaker 7 But she, but she also, she, I mean, all of our kids, thankfully, have loved school, which help helps a lot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 Actually, they all get up great too. And none of them are like, I've been waiting for an opening all she gets to a teenager.
Oh, five airmen.

Speaker 7 That's probably going to come. But eventually, your own alarm.

Speaker 2 I'm not messing around.

Speaker 7 She has her her own alarm. She don't even use an owl.

Speaker 2 I know, I do. I don't know why.

Speaker 7 I think that's sweet. You wake her up every morning.

Speaker 2 Always rub her back. Hey, good morning.

Speaker 7 Good morning. No, it's that's sweet.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's nice to wake up like that. I feel it.

Speaker 2 Oh, God, yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the worst. I know.

Speaker 7 And then you have people like me that'll snooze.

Speaker 2 Oh, I swear. Oh, God.
I love sleep.

Speaker 7 Honestly, if sleep was a competitive sport, I would love it.

Speaker 2 Me and your dad would definitely win.

Speaker 7 Me and my dad would definitely win.

Speaker 2 You and your dad would win. Yeah.
I've never met anyone who took more naps than him.

Speaker 7 Oh, my dad? Yes. And it's always been ever since I can remember.
I know that's all.

Speaker 2 Remember, I thought, I was like, oh, it's just as I get older. No.
People take naps. Then your sister Amber was like, no, no.
He's been doing this since I can remember. I said, what? How?

Speaker 7 At least once a day.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but who? How? How?

Speaker 2 No, I could take a nap.

Speaker 7 I'll take a nap every day. No, but I know.

Speaker 2 Like, I mean, people would if they could, but you can't because you have, like, oh, I got to do this. I got to do that.
True. Like, where? Where do you have three hours?

Speaker 2 Two three-hour sessions, two two-hour sessions in a day. That's four hours.
What do you, how do you have four hours to spare?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I don't. Well, my dad, well, when I was like younger and stuff, I'd be like once a day.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Only once a day. What, like one two-hour session? I don't remember.
I don't remember how long.

Speaker 2 But yeah. That's crazy.

Speaker 7 So, like, if sleep wasn't different hours.

Speaker 2 I never, I cannot tell you if I've ever saw my mom napping ever. Really? Ever.

Speaker 7 Dude, I love naps.

Speaker 7 I love sleep, period. Plus, it's just like, ugh.
Especially when I, I feel like you, you fall asleep so fast. Like, I'm like, I wish I had that quality.

Speaker 7 Um, like, literally, it'd be like two minutes and Tyler's already twitching a million times. I'm like, how does somebody fall asleep this fast?

Speaker 7 So I feel like for me, it just takes me forever for my brain to shut off.

Speaker 2 You meditate and you eventually go to sleep.

Speaker 7 What? Like, you just like, you know,

Speaker 2 consciously

Speaker 2 breathe one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, one, two, three, four, five, six, six.

Speaker 7 I feel like that would still be my brain's thinking too much.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, just try it. Have you ever tried it? Like, literally, just you can't stop, though.
You can't go, oh, this is stupid. It's not working.
You have to just keep doing 10.

Speaker 7 Is that what you do?

Speaker 2 One, two, three, four, five. Yeah.
Oh. I mean, not all the time.
I don't have to do it no more.

Speaker 2 Now I just know.

Speaker 2 No, dude. You're out.
I'm out behind you. You're just like arm around.

Speaker 2 And I'm.

Speaker 7 Out, dude. But like, literally, sometimes it's like 30.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but I can't fall asleep if you're not around. That takes me a long time.
Yeah. Like, I have to tuck my arms all stupid and weird.

Speaker 7 So, I wonder if me and my dad just don't, like, we can sleep. We're just not sleeping good.

Speaker 2 Like, maybe you should do one of those

Speaker 2 sleep. Do those things, that little test.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 Because,

Speaker 2 no, I think you're sleeping good. Because you're snoring as you get older.

Speaker 7 You do too.

Speaker 2 I do. No.

Speaker 2 I swear to God. No, no.

Speaker 2 No, you're lying.

Speaker 7 No, you do.

Speaker 2 No, no. You do.

Speaker 2 I'm not lying.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 7 Why are you saying no, no, no?

Speaker 2 Yes, you do.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 7 Yours is more of like a.

Speaker 2 No way. I swear to God.

Speaker 7 No, I'm not lying. What? It's not like super loud, though.

Speaker 2 Give me an example.

Speaker 2 That's pretty intense. What are you talking about?

Speaker 7 No, it might be too. It's very quiet.
It's not like super loud. Yours is...

Speaker 2 Yours is

Speaker 2 a hungry bear.

Speaker 2 That's exactly. You are.

Speaker 2 But it's only when you're laying on your back. It's probably because my tits are suffocating my my jowls yep i think it is too yeah i think you're laying down

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Speaker 2 We're all out of the ordinary. Well, babe, just do it.
I'm sorry. Why? What's the big deal?

Speaker 2 I mean, I know it's a big deal, but still.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's definitely a big deal, but I guess it's just, you know, you know how I am too, though. I feel like I've always been like that.

Speaker 7 Like, I don't like people having to feel like they have to take care of me, or I feel guilty if people

Speaker 7 feel like they have to take care of me.

Speaker 2 Oh my god. I mean, I get it.
I understand that. I mean, but still, what? Just chill.

Speaker 2 What are you going to do? You can't walk if you can't walk. You know, you're forced to.

Speaker 2 So I say, just jump the gun, do it.

Speaker 2 Because once you wake up on the table and you're like, oh, you're going to, you can't go back. Oh, I know.
Yeah. So you're, you know, so you can like, like, I think

Speaker 2 making a big, you know, scary dream nightmare about what it's going to be afterwards. It's like, just do it.
And then you're...

Speaker 2 No, it's not

Speaker 2 it, I guess. You know, you can't go backwards.

Speaker 7 Yeah, then, exactly. It's already done and it's already done.

Speaker 2 So guess what you're going to do? You're going to be in pain and you're going to be sitting up and you're going to be doing your thing and

Speaker 2 eventually you're going to be fine. Fine.
You just know that it's temporary.

Speaker 7 Jeez.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 7 I don't know. Just like, you know, it kind of scares you.
Yeah, like I want to do it because I'm just like, my boobs annoy me.

Speaker 2 Because I'll be honest, the last, what, four, five years,

Speaker 2 you can't find a brand, a bra. You can't, I mean, you've, I've, you've shopped and you've like had eight million kinds.
And

Speaker 7 you know, I'm like, where do I get these knockers from?

Speaker 2 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 7 Because I guess my grandma Lol doesn't have like big boobs.

Speaker 2 Nope. My Mimi kind of does a little bit.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, where the fuck do they come from? I don't know, man.

Speaker 7 Maybe they like skipped a generation.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they did.

Speaker 7 You know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 You're Nana or something. Great Nana.

Speaker 7 Maybe. Nana, did you have some big old knockers? You know, so I'm like, where did these come from? I don't know, but they're annoying.
I hate them. They just annoy me.

Speaker 2 Listen, I've heard so many of the girls write and say, hey, it was the best thing I ever heard.

Speaker 7 Oh, I know. I know.

Speaker 7 I know.

Speaker 2 What are you most afraid of? Just going under the night? Like going under? The aftermath.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 7 No, the under is great.

Speaker 2 No, I'm just saying

Speaker 2 are scared or they're you know, freaked out. No, I'm not afraid of like anesthesia or nothing.

Speaker 7 All right, well, I mean,

Speaker 7 because if I would die, then you better sue them, motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 7 So, I ain't worried about that part.

Speaker 2 What do I mean, man?

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, I mean, like, I'm not afraid to die. Like, you know, I'm not, I feel like these they're trained in what they do.

Speaker 2 I'm not messing around. I, I,

Speaker 2 I, I hope, I, I, I hope our souls did some kind of weird agreement before coming here. I'm not bearing you or any of that.

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, I would hope so too. I don't want to do that either.

Speaker 2 Stupid. And honestly, like, they'll be fine.
They'll be older.

Speaker 2 I'm assuming that they're going to be older when this happens. Right.
You're going to be fine.

Speaker 7 Beta thinks everybody just dies at 90. So.

Speaker 2 Well, I told her. I mean, I did tell her.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Beta lately, she's like obsessed with

Speaker 2 death. She's like, when you're dying and old and whatever.

Speaker 7 I mean, I feel like it makes sense. You know, she's

Speaker 2 six. Yeah, I mean, mean, I guess you're right.

Speaker 7 Six, right? Yeah, she's six. Yeah,

Speaker 7 I was thinking she's someone.

Speaker 2 I know which one is.

Speaker 7 I know.

Speaker 7 But I feel like that's normal. Like, she must have heard about dying somewhere.
Maybe who knows? Well, I remember one time she said somebody in her school said their grandpa died.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what it was.

Speaker 7 So, you know, I think it makes sense. But then she was just like very obsessed with like, how do you die?

Speaker 2 No, she got upset with me saying, mom's going to die. Oh, you're going to die.
And I'm like, yeah. One day.
But I said, eventually, one day, not today. Right.
You know, hopefully, not today.

Speaker 2 Then it hit me. Cause she's like, yeah, because you have to be 90.
And I'm like, well, no. And she's like, what? I'm like, you don't have to be 90.

Speaker 2 I said, you could be very young. You could be four.
And she's like, what? I'm like, ah, I'm like,

Speaker 2 I got myself totally screwed. And like,

Speaker 2 then I just had to be honest with her. I'm like, listen, I could go outside and a rock could just hit me in the head from the sky.
Right. And I'm at, that's it.
I'm dead.

Speaker 2 I could fall down these stairs and break my neck

Speaker 2 right now and die.

Speaker 7 And I feel like Beta's little brain, like, she doesn't, like, when you're trying to have an over, like a

Speaker 7 complicated like conversation, do you notice almost like she doesn't fully understand? Like, it's hard for her to understand things.

Speaker 2 What's up? Do you ever get that sense?

Speaker 7 In a way that, you know, no, I know, but do you ever get that sense from her? Like, when you're trying to have, like,

Speaker 2 I notice that she gets, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? In the middle of talking. Oh.
Almost like, shut up. It's enough details.
Let me tell you what I want to say. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 That's almost like when I put her to bed every night, mom, but mom, mom, um, um,

Speaker 2 I hear it. I hear it.

Speaker 2 You know it's her stalling.

Speaker 2 And you know, every parent can relate to that shit because they all of a sudden you go to put in a bed. I gotta pee.
I gotta shit. I'm hungry.
I'm thirsty. My head hurts.
I have a headache.

Speaker 2 I need medicine. That's why I'm the type of parent where I'm like, all right, we're all going pee right now.

Speaker 7 Here's some water.

Speaker 2 You're getting Tylenol just for right now.

Speaker 2 He wants a melatonin, too?

Speaker 7 No, just kidding. I don't give a melatonin.

Speaker 2 Are you sure I have allergies? Here's the Benadryl.

Speaker 7 But yeah, they all, she always stalls it.

Speaker 2 Always.

Speaker 2 Oh, I hear her on the monitor all the time. And it's always like, mom.
And it's random questions. She'll be like, mom, why do vampires sleep all the time? And they're like, what, dude?

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? I'm like, Vada, I don't know. I can hear you.
I hear you. I don't know.
And I hear your desperation. You're just like, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 And then I'll be like, all right, I love you because it's kind of, but mom.

Speaker 7 And I'll be like, Veda, I said, I love you. I love you too.
Okay, well, it's time for, but mom.

Speaker 2 You know what I noticed, though, is that you have to keep saying, I love you, Vada. Like, I love you.
Like, almost like, we're done now, right? This is it. I love you.
I love you.

Speaker 2 And then once you, she won't say, I love you, too, until, like, until she wants to. And then once she says, I love you, too.
You're like, all right, all right, all right.

Speaker 2 And then you close the door, but you sit there and wait.

Speaker 7 I do. I try to like.

Speaker 2 I love you, Vada. Okay, yeah, I don't know, Vada, but I love you.

Speaker 7 Right. And sometimes I do try to like answer her questions or whatever, you know, but then the one night I was, I kept answering her questions at bedtime.
And then I was like,

Speaker 7 but like I was in there for 15 minutes, and I was like, okay, now we got to go to bed, you know, like we can't be sitting here for 15 minutes.

Speaker 2 But you use that, I love you. You're like, I'm not leaving until you say it.

Speaker 7 No, I have to say it to her for sure.

Speaker 2 But it's like you guys are secret,

Speaker 2 like, I love you, right?

Speaker 2 So she goes,

Speaker 2 but I'm, um,

Speaker 2 how long can I stall this?

Speaker 7 Oh, dude, she's

Speaker 7 something else, that one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's intense, kid. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 7 That's why I need so many naps.

Speaker 2 Okay. It's because of that one.

Speaker 2 What's your dad's excuse then? I don't know.

Speaker 7 I should ask him.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I mean, hey, they say that people are healthier. Take more naps.
You're healthier. I love it.

Speaker 7 I did not want to wake up for my nap today, actually.

Speaker 2 Ugh.

Speaker 2 I was sorry.

Speaker 2 You're doing it already.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah. Maybe you're right.
I think you should do a thing. I think you should do the thing.

Speaker 7 Because maybe I'm just not getting quality sleep. Like, you know?

Speaker 2 I'd be shocked if you weren't, but because see, I can fall asleep fast, but I cannot stay asleep. If I am woken up by a noise,

Speaker 2 a twitch, a freaking click,

Speaker 2 just anything. Right.

Speaker 2 It's over with for me. I can't get back in.

Speaker 7 It's like once I leave. And I feel like you, yeah, you and Vader are very, like, light sleepers.
Like Vada falls asleep really fast. Like when she's ready to go to sleep, like she falls asleep fast.

Speaker 7 But like

Speaker 7 she wakes up with the littlest sounds.

Speaker 2 I've actually tried sneaking in in the morning to see how if I like if I can get away with it. No, dude.
Oh, yeah, no. And when she wakes up, she doesn't just like go, oh no.
She goes, bang!

Speaker 2 Like, she's literally like, like, she's electrified awake. I don't know.
I'm like, good morning. It's already.
And then, dude, you ever notice that? Yes. Like, she never wakes up like a creep.

Speaker 7 No, No, it's like a scary movie. Yeah, bang!

Speaker 2 Yeah, Carrie.

Speaker 2 Point open.

Speaker 2 Oh my god, I can't.

Speaker 7 Is there anything you want to talk about this week?

Speaker 2 No, I feel like you're, but you got something going on on that phone. I feel like I feel the vibes.
What's happening over there?

Speaker 7 I was just reading some of these.

Speaker 2 What did you do?

Speaker 7 Secrets Anonymous. You know it.

Speaker 2 Dude, this is my favorite part.

Speaker 7 Oh, is the Secrets Anonymous?

Speaker 2 Well, one of them, yeah. I like the anonymous advice.
I don't know. I just, it's interesting to me.
All right, let's see. Okay.

Speaker 7 I accidentally sent a kiddie pic to my dad.

Speaker 2 No, no.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 dude, no. Could you?

Speaker 7 I would be mortified. I would never want to see my dad ever again.

Speaker 2 Dude. Dude.

Speaker 2 That, bro.

Speaker 2 That one was bad. Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 That poor

Speaker 2 father.

Speaker 7 Both of them, because I mean, you're a dad of all girls. So imagine.
What What would you do?

Speaker 2 And you know what's funny is that, like, you know, that, like, most of the times these things aren't just sent without words. And I don't, dude.

Speaker 2 What would you do?

Speaker 7 Would you just ignore it?

Speaker 2 This is dad. This isn't Dan.

Speaker 2 Honey. Like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 That sucks so

Speaker 7 bad. And admit, oh.
I'm, you know, I would be mortified. I would never want to see my dad ever again.
Because you know what?

Speaker 2 Okay, because you know what's weird too is that you, because you know, I feel like when girls send stuff, it's way more like

Speaker 2 pose and just situation. Or what if it's just a straight-up kitty pig? What girl is doing that?

Speaker 4 Snap!

Speaker 2 Here's my clam.

Speaker 2 That's weird. Usually they're like in the mirror.
You know what I'm saying? Whatever.

Speaker 2 So I don't know.

Speaker 7 I'm telling you, I would never want to see my dad again.

Speaker 7 Like, I'd be like, you would say, that's not mine.

Speaker 2 Yep, nope.

Speaker 2 Nope.

Speaker 2 That's wow, that's bad.

Speaker 2 That's really bad. Isn't that bad?

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's horrible. I'm like, oh my god, this poor girl and this poor dad.

Speaker 2 I don't want to come over for dinner ever again.

Speaker 2 Or if they live together still, who knows?

Speaker 2 Kids are moving out way later these days, so it's a possibility. What?

Speaker 2 All right. Oh, no.

Speaker 7 So this comes from another girl.

Speaker 7 I found a thong under the sink.

Speaker 2 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this a woman's writing this? Uh-huh.
I found a thong.

Speaker 7 I found a thong under the sink.

Speaker 7 I lived with my husband. I later found out that they were my mom's.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 I have so many questions. What?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 7 So she found her mom's thong under the sink.

Speaker 2 In her, in her husband's house? Yes.

Speaker 2 Dude.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 What a shitty guy.

Speaker 8 You're going to fuck her mama?

Speaker 2 It's happened.

Speaker 7 I've heard of people like husbands.

Speaker 7 Fucking their moms, fucking their sisters. Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 But imagine your mom.

Speaker 2 You just ruined a whole family. You just ruined a whole family.
I mean,

Speaker 2 the mom did too, but still, I don't know.

Speaker 2 That's, that's, dude, that's barbaric.

Speaker 7 That's disgusting. I would literally take my mom in the back 10.

Speaker 7 And, like, we're throwing the fuck down.

Speaker 2 You and my mama no more. No.

Speaker 7 Like, we are literally, we're fighting.

Speaker 2 Wow, that is, that's mess up.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 7 It said, my son's biological dad is on trial as I type this for murdering his second baby mama.

Speaker 2 What the fuck? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's really sad.

Speaker 2 Wow. Wow, that's intense.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, that's a sad one.

Speaker 2 Poor kids.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that's really sad.

Speaker 2 Do they say kids or kid? Son? Oh, wow.

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Speaker 7 I snuck into my mom's bedroom as an adult and read her diary and found out that my dad's gay.

Speaker 2 Whoa, dude. First off, why are you going in reading your mom's shit? Second off, how old would your mom be writing a diary? I don't know.
What's going on?

Speaker 7 Then you find out how to how I have so many questions. Like, I want to talk to them.

Speaker 2 Well, I guess you you would just say, well, actually, you don't say nothing.

Speaker 2 You don't say nothing, right? You broke in your mom's game.

Speaker 7 My dad's gay.

Speaker 2 Right, but maybe you could do it a way to get it out of him. You know?

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 like, lead him into it. Because you can't just come out and say, mom, I suck in your, and an adult, this, damn, she's, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 Why are you going in your mom's room and reading this stuff that's weird, dude? I mean, yeah, your dad being gay is crazy, but I think what you did is crazy.

Speaker 2 Because honestly, as an adult, would you go in your mom's room at our age?

Speaker 7 It'd be intriguing. What if it's like old stuff about her life? Like, it would be a little bit more.

Speaker 2 What if she's dead?

Speaker 7 I don't know, but I'm that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 Maybe when she's dead, you're gonna go through her things and figure things out, but not when she's alive, you're gonna sneak in her room like a little weirdo.

Speaker 2 And as an adult, look through your and then see a diary, and you know it's a diary and to speak killing.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 7 I feel like I feel comfortable because it's my mom. You creep?

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 2 That's creep shit.

Speaker 7 Why? It's my mom. It'd be intriguing.
Like, what if it was like?

Speaker 2 I don't care if it's your mama, your brother. I don't, well, you don't, well, that's so, as an adult, I I get when you're a kid, you go, oh, what's going on around here?

Speaker 7 I would probably read my mom's diary.

Speaker 8 You are diabolical.

Speaker 7 Am I, really?

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 2 Am I tripping?

Speaker 7 I don't know. That's crazy.
Like, I can see where it would be, like, intriguing.

Speaker 2 I'm not even going to my mom's room as an adult. I want to be in here.

Speaker 2 I have no business being in here.

Speaker 7 That's because your mom, like, I'm old.

Speaker 2 I'm an old grown man. What am I doing in my mom's room?

Speaker 7 That's because your mom

Speaker 7 beat that in your head. I feel like she, though.
Maybe. You know what I mean? Right.
Like, not going into her room.

Speaker 7 I never went in that woman's room ever i was scared to knock on the door this one's kind of this one's a funny one and it's kind of funny and i totally could relate when my husband doesn't match his socks i just end up throwing them away

Speaker 7 so you don't have to match them but um i'm like that one's kind of funny like you're like fuck this you don't want to match your own socks i'm throwing them in the garbage um i've been sleeping with one of my best friends for over a year my husband does not know You better get your shit together and you better get your shit together quick.

Speaker 2 That is crazy shit.

Speaker 7 Well, I feel and I feel like eventually, your best friend? What the fuck?

Speaker 7 And eventually,

Speaker 7 all that stuff comes to light.

Speaker 2 One way or another. Yeah, you are setting yourself up for some deep shit.

Speaker 7 It's the bad karma, too. You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 Like, that's intense. I could never,

Speaker 7 and sorry to be like, you know, you know, I mean, it's your life, it doesn't affect me, but I know for me, I would never be able to sleep at night. I know.

Speaker 2 How do you do it? How do you literally do

Speaker 2 something to that degree and you know, like, ugh, and then just go to sleep and go, I love you so much. I miss you today.
Like, dude, how do you consciously,

Speaker 2 how does your body handle it? I guess is my, what I don't understand.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I feel like I would be riddled with anxiety.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like you're like, how do you even manage to go to sleep?

Speaker 7 I don't know. That's not.

Speaker 2 How do you manage to even like

Speaker 2 just leave your phone? Like, just like mindless shit. Like, you would be

Speaker 2 constantly

Speaker 2 walking out all the time.

Speaker 7 And that's what I mean, too. It's like, I don't think people think like when you're putting bad karma into the world, you get it tenfold.

Speaker 7 And just because he doesn't know about it right now, doesn't mean that he won't ever, it will eventually come out one way or another. The stuff always comes out.

Speaker 2 And what is the point? This goes back to so many different things, though. It's like you're not communicating somewhere down the line.
What's going on, dude?

Speaker 2 Why, why, why are you screwing your best friend? Why are you

Speaker 7 this best friend a girl or a guy?

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 7 you know, I wonder.

Speaker 2 Listen, and I give it, I give it up to everyone.

Speaker 2 Like, listen, the fact that you guys can be with people and like stay in a committed, non-scary relationship with people that are by, like, dude, the fact that, like, I got to worry about the whole world now.

Speaker 2 Yeah. You know, before, hey, at least it's half.
I only got to worry about half. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 You know, about you cheating or whatever, but I got to worry about the whole damn, everyone I see, you know, the whole damn world.

Speaker 2 Like, that's wild.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's crazy.

Speaker 7 Yeah, and that's just, I wouldn't be able to, no, I would be full of anxiety.

Speaker 2 Well, it's one of those things too where it's like you're walking around with this knowledge that you know could just destroy everything

Speaker 2 Like you're for what for what like yeah, why see I guess it comes down to like what is the intention for doing it? Are you missing something at home? Whatever it comes down to you don't have to do it.

Speaker 2 There's always something to do before that happens. You talk you mix yourself.
I mean that's why I'm always like listen you have to say to the person like I'm

Speaker 2 I don't know if I'm falling out of love with you, but I'm really starting to like someone else and it's freaking me out. You know what I mean? Or you like you come to your own.

Speaker 7 Or you realize that as a person yourself and you say, oh, I got to cut this. I got to like you.

Speaker 2 Right, right. I'm feeling a little weird thing.
They need to like cut this off because it's going to grow into something stupid.

Speaker 2 Like, you got to, at a point, you know, be accountable for the fact that there was a moment

Speaker 2 that you could have stopped or a moment you could have just been honest. And I feel like.
For the most part, if someone said, hey, I like was truly honest and said, hey, I'm starting to like,

Speaker 2 get weird feelings for the other person and I'm, and it's weird.

Speaker 2 Just announcing announcing it out loud, making that person aware, I'm telling you, this wouldn't, this isn't going to continue. Because then you're, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 Then it forces you to come to the crossroads. And I'm assuming the person's going to be like, well, you can't hang out with that motherfucker no more.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, all right, well, I can't hang out with you no more.

Speaker 2 And then you like, you, you, you know, I feel like if people were honest before anything happened, you probably would stop ourselves from making a huge mistake. Just

Speaker 7 say something. Then you're forced to talk about it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and you're forced to kind of like,

Speaker 2 you know, what is happening? Why are you feeling this way for this other person? Right. And to think about it.
It's got to be something here. So let's figure this out.
And you say it out loud.

Speaker 2 And it might be hard to do it, you know, but you should do it.

Speaker 2 I mean, just prepare, though, if you say it out loud, you ain't never going to be friends with this person ever again.

Speaker 2 Like, you can't be friends with this person or even talk to the person that you're admitting, saying, hey, I got a little thing thing for this person. Right, no.
They're out of your life.

Speaker 2 Forever.

Speaker 7 It's like it's your job too, as a person, and if you're aware of it, to cut it off right then and then.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean? You say, hey, I'm feeling this thing for this person. So I cut them off.

Speaker 7 Right. Yeah.
Not Not going to hang out with them anymore or whatever.

Speaker 2 Then again, though, wait a minute. Oh.

Speaker 2 What? Do you just cut the friend off? Yeah. And then not say anything, though, to hurt the other person or make anything

Speaker 2 cause anything to you because you know and you're being self-aware of it. Yeah, you know, and you're making the decision.
Why hurt the, why freak them out? Right, true.

Speaker 2 Because then they're going to think, oh, you have the ability now to just like other people randomly and start feeling stuff for them. You know what I'm saying? Ah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, I guess that's a hard one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Or you just cut them off yourself and just be like, well, that was weird. And just don't say anything.
Right.

Speaker 7 And then your friend's going to be like, why aren't we talking anymore?

Speaker 2 Why aren't you? No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 Oh, that sounds complicated as fuck.

Speaker 2 Well, you just say.

Speaker 2 I don't know

Speaker 2 what you say.

Speaker 2 I don't know what you say. You just say.

Speaker 2 Our lives don't mix together anymore.

Speaker 7 You're doing things I don't like, sir.

Speaker 2 No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 I don't fucking like you anymore. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 I just realized you're a piece of shit.

Speaker 7 Just fake it till you fake it.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 7 This one's crazy. I would beat my daughters.
I would beat my daughter's ass.

Speaker 2 What? What'd you do?

Speaker 7 When I was 18, I started sleeping with one of my dad's friends. He was 36 years old at the time.
I probably beat his ass, too.

Speaker 7 Fuck.

Speaker 7 18, she said? Yeah, and he was 36.

Speaker 2 Fuck. Yo, what the fuck?

Speaker 7 I know. Isn't that weird? Like, I couldn't imagine just some grown adult.
Like, I mean, I guess I could because guys are creepy.

Speaker 2 No, he's a creep. That guy,

Speaker 2 that friend, that buddy, your dad's friend is a creep. is a creep.

Speaker 2 And you're a nest.

Speaker 2 You don't do that.

Speaker 7 I'm beating up my friend.

Speaker 2 Dude, eight. And I'm beating up my friend.
For real, though, what is a that is disgusting.

Speaker 7 Yeah. See, I guess I have a problem.

Speaker 2 Some dads are like, well, she's leaving. No, some people, that's even worse.

Speaker 2 That means at 17, at 17 years old, in nine months, you're like, oh, I can't wait. You're already looking like you're

Speaker 2 baby. You know, like, that's sick.

Speaker 2 That's sick. That is disgusting.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they'd be like Nova being 18 and you having sex with one of her friends.

Speaker 2 Dude, that's what I mean. So, so honestly, yeah, the 18-year-old, like, you

Speaker 2 go to therapy or something, but, or fix whatever's going on. But he is.
A creep. A creep.
Do not let and your kids around him. Have you ever had kids? Like, you tell your dad.
True.

Speaker 2 I would tell your dad.

Speaker 2 I don't know if you tell your dad what happened, but you just say, listen, Joe's a creep. I've always got a weird feeling about him.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 He's not allowed around little kids.

Speaker 2 He ain't allowed any of your grandkids. You got to stop.
You're friends with Joe, dad.

Speaker 7 You're going to be like, did he do things to you?

Speaker 2 I don't know, man. Just, no.
That's that's all right.

Speaker 7 We're going to end it. We're going to end off the Secrets Anonymous with this one because I knew Ty would love this one.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. I was getting nervous.

Speaker 2 Hearing this kind of shit, man.

Speaker 7 I dutch oven my boyfriend under the covers when we sleep. It's a fetish.

Speaker 2 what the fuck

Speaker 2 dude

Speaker 2 what is actually wrong with you you are sick bitch it's a fetish a fetish that's what she said a fetish yep she said i dutch oven you're gonna rip ass and trap him and that's your fetish or is it his oh

Speaker 2 is that his fetish

Speaker 2 I don't give a shit whose fetish it is. All I know is that that's messed up and that's wrong and that is just

Speaker 2 what the

Speaker 2 this one's relatable. Yeah, you're right, because how can you trap him? He can get out.

Speaker 2 I'm gonna put your ass off, I would seriously push you off the bed. I will lift, I will launch you out of off the bed.

Speaker 7 He's just sitting under there getting pink eye,

Speaker 2 dude.

Speaker 7 This one's relatable. I can't fall asleep unless I'm holding my husband's ball set.

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 2 Your little stress balls going to sleep.

Speaker 2 No, but honestly, I mean, I I can't go to sleep without having to. My right arm's got to grab that tit.
I know. You know what I'm saying? Slide the arm underneath, under your head, left hand tit.

Speaker 7 I know, and then you're two seconds later, jerking the whole bed.

Speaker 7 Oh, this one's funny.

Speaker 2 This is a good one to moms.

Speaker 7 I lie to my kids about what time it is, so they will come back.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 7 And they think they stayed up late.

Speaker 2 Rebel mom, that's cool, dude. That's funny.

Speaker 7 That is hilarious. Some of your guys' stuff that you send in, dude.

Speaker 2 Please keep doing it. You just keep doing this.
Like, dude, it kills me.

Speaker 7 Even the funny ones are fun, you know?

Speaker 7 Like, I get it. I would lie to my kids too about what time it is for sure.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Change all the clocks in the house.

Speaker 2 Right. Hey.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 Well, no, because I remember even when Noah was little being like, well, she can't tell time. You know, like when they can't tell time or anything yet.
They can't tell time. So, shoot, I'm.

Speaker 2 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 7 It's 8:30. Time for bed.

Speaker 2 Night night.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, gosh.

Speaker 7 And on to summer tomorrow. Yay.
Yeah. I would like to take him to do something tomorrow, especially because it's going to be hot as hell out tomorrow.
And I had to teach Bay to swim tomorrow.

Speaker 7 Guys are going to be here standing in my deck.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit. She's impissed.

Speaker 7 She already said it in the car today. Dad's not keeping his promise.

Speaker 2 Oh, it's not my fault. It's the deck, guys.
I do. No, I told her that.

Speaker 7 I said, well, honey, I have, and she was like, that I explained it to her. And she was like, oh, because I was like, we have people coming tomorrow.
They're painting the deck.

Speaker 7 And she was like, oh, she's like, well, maybe when they're done.

Speaker 2 The problem is, too, is that there's not like a place I can take her that will let me not have her stuff on. Like, lifeguards will be like, no, she's got to have something on.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you have to be like

Speaker 7 something. And that's kind of scary.

Speaker 2 Which is not, I need, yeah. So my nose is itchy.

Speaker 7 So maybe we could do. I don't know if this splash pad is open yet or not, but we'll figure something out.
Yeah, the kids always love that. But, um, all right, guys.

Speaker 7 Well, thanks for listening to us yap away tonight.

Speaker 7 It's definitely going to be interesting now that the kids are on spring break because not spring break. Or it's going to be interesting seeing

Speaker 7 it's going to be interesting recording now that the kids are on summer break for the podcast because we're either going to have to do it at nighttime or if they're going to a grandma's or something.

Speaker 7 Because if not, you'd be here. You'd be hearing all sorts of crap.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. It would be insane.
It'd be way too late.

Speaker 7 It's a circus here.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
Yep. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 7 So,

Speaker 7 thanks for joining us tonight. And we will talk to you guys next week.
Make sure you like the show, rate and review it, leave a comment, whatever.

Speaker 7 And we'll talk to you guys next week. Bye.

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