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draw or die.

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Hello and welcome to Distractible.

It's gonna be a fun one for the viewers.

For the listeners, it's gonna be even more fun.

And here's why.

Because you get to play at home.

So we're going to do the small talk and everything.

But everyone who's listening, park your car, get to the side of the road, hit a rest stop,

and get some paper and a pencil or something to draw with.

Ask the pilot to land the plane.

Yeah.

For God's sake, put headphones in.

Don't let the pilot hear this episode.

They cannot hear it under any circumstances.

This is Distractable, the podcast where anything happens and nothing goes where it's planned.

And I, as always, always, am hosting, because that is happening a lot.

And then this idea, honestly, Bob helped.

It's Mandy's.

If we're crediting, it's Mandy's idea.

Let's be honest.

I was going to give you a bonus point.

I'll give it to Mandy.

Mandy gets the bonus point.

All right.

Mandy's on the board.

First up.

First point out.

Mandy, wow.

Yeah, Bob and I are doing our best to make sure you win this episode.

Me?

You've gotten the host in a while.

We're trying to help you out.

It's feeling bad for you, you know?

I don't like the implications of what's being said there, but it's all right.

Okay.

So, how are you guys how's life older wiser out more out of shape we got a new pen unfortunately it's not down here i would show you that's a terrible small talk the part of my office you can't see is clean again i feel like i go through cycles of this i was in a depression pile uh but it's all clean over there off camera mine's not mine's not no well comes and goes yeah we need we need some cleaning here all right well clean point i guess yeah i remember to take the garbage out and by that i mean molly remembered for me to take garbage out.

But did you actually roll it?

I rolled it.

But we rolled it.

Man, the point criteria is going to be real low today.

Man, Wade took the garbage out.

You cleaned.

Being a normal human, I guess, is a struggle.

I'm never...

I barely function, man.

This is big steps for me.

Listen, one of us lives in the LA lights.

Two of us live that Ohio normal life.

We clean, we buy pens, take garbage out.

Wait, did I tell the story about how I scared the children?

I think I I did.

I don't know.

I don't remember that.

Oh, maybe that happened since we recorded, actually, so there's no way that I did.

I scared some children.

Oh, typical Ohio stuff, see?

All right.

Okay.

Go on.

Go on.

So I've been, I got a thing off of Facebook Marketplace as per how it usually goes.

It's either a drug deal in a parking lot or someone leaves it on their porch and you tuck the $20 under the

mat, right?

It was one of those.

This was one of those.

They were like, it was a thing for James.

It was a little toy thing.

He was getting really into Hot Wheels.

It was not a valuable thing.

And this lady was like, I'll just leave it on the front porch.

I'm really busy today.

And I was like, that's totally fine.

I'll just swing by and get it sometime this morning.

I'm also busy.

That was the agreement.

And I was just going to stick 20 bucks under the mat.

And I got to the house, the address that she sent me.

And I saw the thing sitting on the front porch, but it was at the house, which was down a very long driveway, which was filled with several children riding their bikes up and down the driveway.

So I pulled up and I was like, hmm,

I don't really want to carry this.

I don't want to walk up the whole driveway.

I'll see if I can pull.

So I sort of like pulled up toward the driveway and was like soft, waiting to see if the kids would get out of the way.

And they looked at me and were kind of like, hmm.

And they went up towards the garage of the house like they were going to run away.

And I pulled very menacingly and slowly up the driveway the whole time.

The kids were increasingly concerned.

Like, wait, he's actually coming.

Oh, God.

What did mom say about strangers?

Wait a second.

Hang on.

There's something we're supposed to do here.

And I literally, like, I got up there.

I parked and I got out of the car with like my hands up.

Like an officer was

detaining me.

And I was like, no, it's okay.

I'm buying the thing from your mom.

Kids, the thing on the porch.

Did she tell you?

Did she tell you?

And they were like, oh, yeah, she totally said a guy in a car was going to be here this morning to pick up the.

That's cool.

You're cool, dude.

You're cool.

But that wasn't, it was not cool.

They were clearly freaked out.

And they like ran away inside.

And I just went up to the porch and was like,

took the thing, ran away, all sketchy.

It was really awkward.

I don't know if I've ever done a Facebook Marketplace deal that didn't end in some level of awkwardness, but that one felt bad because it was kids.

Didn't see the adult, didn't get close to the kids, barely said a couple sentences to them, but they were definitely freaked all the way out.

And I still feel kind of bad about it.

I was hoping they all would come up with just Macey or something.

But James loves that toy.

That's his new favorite toy.

So worth it.

You do what you got to do.

Yeah.

Yeah, that makes sense.

All right, yeah, scares children, but hey, if it's for your own child, scare all the children in the world, yeah, I scare all the other children.

I'm giving you a point too, Bob.

It doesn't mean anything, but I'm giving you one too.

I respect that.

I'll also make sure that next time you host, I get that point.

I'm coming back for that point.

We need to have an episode where everyone's keeping their own scores, and then we add them all up at the end of the episode.

That one's not a bad idea.

Constitutional amendment?

What?

Everyone must keep score.

We average out our points.

The episodes are going to start to be at like 80 to 93.

That would mean hosts could win.

If the two competitors really like what the host had going, you could give the host the win.

Like, man, you earned it today.

Yeah, you better start buttering us up, host.

You earned it, man.

It was a good episode.

Okay.

All right.

Wade, anything else besides trash?

Nope.

Lying to me.

Really thought you were going to get something there.

I don't have to give a point for lying or taking one away.

Oh, give.

Be my personal senta.

All right.

All right.

Plus, a lying point.

I can lie.

You made a lie to you.

I lie all the time.

Oh, you got a quotation point.

There are literally quotations around your point.

I like that.

Did I get an asterisk point too?

Nope.

There was no asterisk.

You need to do something asterisk worthy to get that.

Okay.

All right.

So, we're going to rush into the game because I got to rush out of this house building.

I'm going to rush out of this building.

Where are you?

I'm going to rush out of this apartment house condo home office.

This is called, I believe, Pictionary of some kind.

Charades, what is it?

Pictionary.

Pictionary?

Oh, Sharades involves much less art.

I like that.

Telefunctionary.

Picture phone.

Picture phone.

Telefunctionary.

All right.

So what's going to happen is I'm getting some stock photos.

I have turned off this stock photo fights.

I can't trust it anymore because you turn off the include AI results in them because all the stock photo sites are just saturated with it.

It's still like just chucks the ones that aren't labeled in there, still everywhere.

Because people are uploading because they want to make money.

You know, whenever their stock photo gets used, they get a cut.

So people are still just flooding and they're like, oh, it's not AI.

It's like clearly it is.

But these seem to be stock photos in the old way.

You remember.

The dark room, the chemicals.

Yes, I recall.

Yes, yes, yes.

All right, so what's going to happen is I have them here.

I am going to give them,

each competitor is going to take a turn.

I'm going to send them a DM of this image.

If I can send it directly, I'll probably have to use Discord for that.

And then they're going to describe to the other one what that picture is without giving away.

Like, you can't say words in there.

If there are words in there, you have to give descriptions of what the image is.

You can say as descriptive as you want, colors, actions, placement.

I recommend being as descriptive as possible.

But if, you know, I don't have many words in here, but you know, just like some constraints.

So be as descriptive.

The other one will have MS Paint open and they are going to draw that.

And I will give points based on how accurate it is from the source material.

Out of three points, three being absolutely accurate, two being that was really good.

One being you drew a line.

You'll always get one.

You could get three.

All right.

I thought I was going to get a lot of zeros.

I'm looking forward to my ones.

Nah, nah.

No zeros here.

It's going to be fair.

Not because I think Wade can't do it, because I think I can't do it.

But I'm excited.

I'm going to ignore the part of this where it's beneficial for me to give the wrong description to give Bob as few points as possible.

Ah, we're good sports here.

Come on.

See, you take turns.

Yeah, I know.

That's why I'm ignoring that part.

All right, okay.

Look, that's up to you if you want to play that strategy.

I don't know.

I'm going to give the best descriptions I can, which may not still be good, but I will do my best.

That's what I imagine is going to happen.

I'm going to give even better ones.

No, I'll give you better ones, Bob.

Babe, Bob.

Come on, babe.

All right, you get a big point.

I'm going to give you the best ones, babe.

I'm going to give you the best ones, babe.

Babe.

All right.

I'm going to flip.

Heads is Wade.

Tails is Bob.

Tail, Bob.

Yes.

You are getting the picture first.

You You are describing first.

Oh, wait, I'm drawing first?

You're drawing first, Wade.

I assume that's what you wouldn't want to do.

Yes, it's what I wouldn't want to do.

Yeah.

All right.

Fuck.

Editors, I apologize in advance for all of the share, unshare, share, unshare.

You're going to hate this.

Ah, they love that shit.

That's just the best.

That was exactly the thing.

They're like, please never do this again.

All right.

So, Bob, I am DMing you on Discord a picture.

Wade, do you have MS Paint open?

Yeah, let me share my screen.

What the fuck?

All right.

hey, I tried to get some good ones.

I don't draw, so I don't even know how to use MS Paint.

This is going to be terrible.

You click and you draw.

Yeah, yeah, I got that part.

How do you change the size of your wiener?

It's on the left.

There's a wiener slider.

Mark, I think this is going to go really well.

I think so.

Also, true, too.

Also, Wade, we have an easy start.

Are you ready to get started, Wade?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it.

Also, for everyone playing at home, and this is the listeners, you can also, I guess the viewers could, but listeners, you must, you must compulsory participate in this.

Your points are on the line.

This is the one episode where the listeners could retroactively win.

That's a lie.

It's not true.

Okay.

Do you get a lie point?

Well, we'll see how it goes over.

Ah, you know what?

Why not?

I'll dip my toes into this competition.

It's anybody's game.

Quote lying.

Now we get golf rules, and Mark does win his own episode.

Man, you are putting a lot of faith in these lying points, These quotation points.

Well, Mandy's on the board, so really, honestly,

it's anyone.

You better hope you earn another one.

All right, you guys ready?

I'm going to put two minutes.

Two minutes for each of these to

oh god, man.

I can't draw a straight line in two minutes.

Are you ready?

Nope.

Let's do it.

Three, two, one, go.

Wait, it's a yellow rectangle.

It's all yellow.

You know what color yellow is?

There you go.

Yellow rectangle.

It's filled in with yellow.

The background's yellow, but also there's a yellow door in the middle of it, and the door is swung open towards like all the way open.

Okay.

So you're going to want a couple more shapes in there, like a door shape and like a door frame shape.

The door is also yellow, so you could just like outline it.

Yep, I'm doing that, I think.

Okay, and the doorway is it like a black-filled doorway?

No, no, it's all yellow.

You can just sort of just see the outline of the door, but it's yellow door on yellow background.

I wanted him to click that so bad.

I know.

it was an open line i see

what color is the doorknob the doorknob is also yellow there's only one other color in the whole scene and it's on the the uh character that's in the scene character okay what the what what character it's like the color of cookie monster it's like the size and proportions of a person like so as tall as the doorway and longer fur than cookie monster but blue okay by character do you mean like a person or like a letter a person 40 seconds.

A blue person?

It's a blue person with long blue hair.

No facial features, no fingers, no toes, hair.

Face, hair, arm, hair, legs, hair.

Color, blue.

Oh, they're in the door.

Oh, they're in the door.

That's such an important thing to know.

Okay.

Oh, just keep going.

Get something down.

20 seconds.

Blue.

Get a blue guy.

Hair.

Hair.

Yep.

Hair.

Hair everywhere.

Do they have a hairy face?

All hair.

No, you can't even see the face.

Just hair.

Five seconds.

Oh, so hairy.

This is hair.

Mm-hmm.

And they're waving.

They're here.

Which you already kind of have.

All right.

Okay.

Wow.

That is.

I mean, I started it off with a simple one.

Wait, I wanted Bob to have something simple to describe.

I underestimated how hard the describing part was going to be.

I'm not going to lie.

Oh, no.

It's only going to get harder.

Did I do good?

You know what?

You know what, though?

I'm not mad at that.

Yeah, Wade, I'm going to send you the picture that I sent Bob.

Well, should you share it so the viewers can actually see it?

Well, you open it in MS Paint so it's all on your shared screen.

Yeah, so you're going to download and you're going to put it in there.

That way we're not constantly up and down too much.

Okay.

So you see the picture that it's supposed to be?

Oh, okay.

Well, there's a lot of hair.

Yeah, honestly, I like yours, Wade.

I can see things about it that I like that are

fine.

There we go.

My doors on the wrong side.

The colors are right.

The door's not quite right, but it is open.

There's a blue hairy guy waving.

There's a blue hairy guy waving.

The correct arm is up.

Not in the doorway.

Well, there's an arrow.

Yeah, there's an arrow for the intention.

Yeah.

Yeah, he got that.

I'm going to give you two points.

I'll be easy on these first few ones.

It's not completely accurate, but it's pretty good.

I'll give this two points.

I can't tell a difference.

Wow, you need to get your eyes checked.

Look, I mean, okay, listeners at home, I'm sure you did probably equivalent, but the viewers out here are like, oh man, two was generous for that, but I'm giving two.

I think it's a three, so I'll settle for two, but man, this is perfect to me.

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So now I'm going to send you, Wade, something to describe to Bob.

It's something basic.

So both of these, I believe, are equivalent parallels right now to work with.

Maybe.

We'll see.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Hot and ready.

Everyone's going to see how good I am at this.

Oh, yeah.

Three, two, one, go.

Bob, we have a light blue background.

Solid light blue background.

Rectangle, square.

What are we working with here?

Yep, big rectangle.

Sure.

Got it.

Fill it in with a light blue.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have a guy in a slightly darker blue shirt.

White guy looks like he has an okay tan, but you can just do a white man with a dark hair, like a dark brown or black hair, kind of the floofed up.

And he's got a beard-mustache combo.

Yep.

Floofed hair.

Got it.

Floofed hair.

Kind of a beard-mustache combo.

Yep.

Yep.

Perfect.

That's it.

That's it.

Well, no, hold on.

His torso hits the bottom of the rectangle, so we'll just shrink that rectangle down a little bit.

Yeah, got it.

But his arms, his arms are holding one of those movie things that you click before you start filming.

You're like,

scene four, action.

A clapper board?

Is that what you're saying?

A clapper board?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it?

His right hand is holding it kind of Pac-Man style open, where it's facing his left shoulder open.

Yeah, like that, but over his chest and stomach.

Okay, good.

Good, we'll get there.

Good.

So I guess for accuracy, have the right hand float on the side closest to him.

Oh, that's not what you want.

What's our time?

What's our time?

25, 23, 22.

Just, yeah, just leave it there.

Put his right hand on the side closest to it and his left hand on the bottom.

Right hand on the side closest to it.

Oh, he's got fat fingers.

It's fine.

Fingy, fingy, fingy.

Just draw the arm.

Hand on the bottom.

Fingy, fingy, fingy.

Is he happy or sad?

He's happy.

All right.

He's happy, man.

All right.

There we go.

Man, that was great.

Good lord.

Oh, man.

He's so happy.

I'm going to send you a picture, Bob.

We'll make a spot here so you can see it.

It is good.

I think that this one is not quite accurate, but you know.

I love this for me.

Ah, great.

Bob, really quickly cut out the thing and move it to the left.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Here, yeah, here.

You want me to fix it?

Here.

Just go like this and just put it right in front of him like that.

Is that what you want?

Well, I haven't given the points yet, so be careful.

All right.

So I'm going to give you two.

I think for the same reason with Wade's, it was a good effort.

Clapboard's in the wrong place.

It's in the wrong direction, much like the door was.

But this is pretty good.

I would give you a high two if it was any differentiation.

I'll take a high two.

I think that's a good thing to specify.

Yeah, high two.

You got a high two.

Bob, are you ready for your next one?

Oh, yeah.

I think this is relatively good.

Okay.

Bob, this is your next picture to describe to Wade for him to draw.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, come on.

It's still simple.

I mean, hooray.

Yeah, it's not like horrendously bad, but there's a lot of.

All right.

Are you guys ready?

Oh, I'm ready.

We're going to see everyone at home got their pencils and papers.

Are you ready?

All right, whatever.

Fine.

I guess viewers could have been playing along, too.

This is.

No, they're not allowed.

They got to watch.

All right.

Yeah.

Listeners get to play.

Watchers have to watch.

Listeners, you play.

You'll never know how accurate you work.

I like the dichotomy of that experience of the watchers get to see it from the beginning and watch how the painting comes together.

But then the listeners don't ever get to see anything and they're angry about it.

But they get to play.

Oh, but they get to play.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

The viewers aren't allowed to play.

If any viewers play, you are automatically a listener.

Remove your eyes.

Everyone thinks we're so biased against the listeners.

Take that, viewers.

Yeah, take that, viewers.

Ready?

Three, two, one, go!

Wait, I'm setting the scene.

You're going to want a gray rectangle.

What we have is a person who's basically in the center.

It's a guy.

He's facing towards the left.

He's holding up his camera, his arm that's closer to the camera and looking at a watch.

And his other hand in the background is pressing the button on the elevator.

So gray rectangle in an elevator.

There's a guy, and he's got a dark gray beanie and

like dark sort of square glasses.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

And then he's holding his, it's gonna be.

How do you even do that?

Oh, I see.

Where's the hole?

Go on.

Dark gray beanie, square glasses.

Minute 15.

He's holding his left arm up in front of him, like sort of like this, looking at his watch.

He looks angry he's mad he's yelling at his wrist for some reason and then his his other arm his right arm is out behind him like reaching out touching the the elevator button and the elevator button is red that's like the only one pop of color there's a red elevator button and then above it on the wall there's a couple red marks oh no no i like it i like where this is going i see it okay there's a button that's red and above it there's some red marks some red marks above it like a little red circles or something up there and then he's pushing the button.

30 seconds.

Yep, pushing the button with his left arm.

We're gonna have time for some detail.

I like this.

Oh, wait, left arm?

He pushed above his right arm, right?

His right arm.

Yeah, he's reaching out behind him with his right arm, pushing the button.

And you have his watch.

Yep.

He's wearing like a gray hoodie.

Not very interesting.

You could put some vertical lines around the wall behind him.

You know how elevators have like segmented paneling?

Just put some like vertical lines to sort of be like the panels of the elevator type of deal.

Vertical lines?

And time.

Never mind on the lines.

We're good.

Sorry, I bet.

I was so enraptured by what was going on, I didn't.

I got his hoodie.

It looks like a dinosaur on his back.

Okay, well, funny thing about a hoodie.

I'm not entirely sure.

Oh, that's not a hoodie, is it?

Okay, well, I got his hoodie.

All right, wait, there's your picture.

All right, bring that bad boy in there.

This is really good.

I don't know why you brought his penis into the equation, but penis?

What?

what he ends in his dick what is that no way just crop it in a little bit if you just crop it in that's see that's the thing right no no altering the picture no altering the picture wade just really zoomed up what the

nothing for listeners wade just deleted his old picture his entire drawing for like half a second yeah but it's fine it's here this is really accurate though I'm not going to judge based on artistic ability.

This was incredible description because if I look at the head, even the position of his face is pretty spot on for a two-minute drawing, the arm going up and curving in towards his mouth.

He's not shouting, but he's definitely angry.

The right arm with the finger extended to the button.

That's spot on.

I would say it looks more like he's outside the elevator than inside.

But Wade, I'm going to give this a three.

Woo!

I think this is about as close as I could have ever hoped.

You have the details correct.

Except for that being outside the elevator, I think all the and the hoodie and the penis.

Outside of those details, I think I have to give this the first three

of the day.

I feel good about that.

Yeah, Bob, I would give you, if we're giving any points based on descriptions, you would have that.

And maybe, honestly, the game should have been that.

Points on descriptions.

But I got to stick to my guns.

No, I like it.

Stick to your guns.

Other than the hoodie, Bob, you were spot on.

Yeah, I really got caught up on the hoodie thing.

I was trying to give you more detail.

That was a mistake.

But you were so good from the beginning.

You were so dead on.

I was like, what do I even tell him?

All right, Wade, here's your picture to describe to Bob.

This will be the last of the relatively simple ones, and then it gets more complicated.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Come on, man.

Bob, I hope you're ready to draw.

I would say this is about the same as that other one, but maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Are you ready?

Yeah.

Three, two, one, go.

Bob, we have a top half of our image is sky, and then the bottom half, there's some like mountains, especially on the left side.

There's kind of a mountain goes about halfway up.

You got it, but the peak of which cutting off there on that left side of the image.

You got it, brother.

All right.

Just so you know, in the sky with his knees, feet about equal with the left side mountain part.

Nope, doesn't go all the way up.

It goes about halfway up, but that's fine.

All right, that's fine.

Goes about halfway up.

Getting there?

Halfway up the total image.

How's that?

Perfect.

There's a man who is jumping, and I really hope he's not parachuting because his parachute's still in his parachute bag.

He's wearing, like, I don't know, like a khaki-colored pants, dark shoes.

He's doing that, like, kicking pose, where, like, when you jump up in your side and you kick both of your feet up, and he's got his arms behind him.

Like Bruce Almighty when he strips his clothes off.

One minute.

A lot of detail going into that mountain.

Yeah, the mountain.

Let's do the guy.

Hang on.

I got the guy kicking his feet up.

Arms back.

Bruce Almighty wearing a backpack.

Yep, good, good, good.

Guy's got khakis red jacket, I guess.

The backpack is black with like a little yellow blanket at the bottom of it.

It's between his arms back there.

I got this.

All right, I believe in you.

35.

And then like a brown hair once you get those khakis and the backpack.

Make sure you get that backpack.

Black backpack with a yellow blanket folded up underneath it.

Yeah, it's a little yellow blanket.

Calm down.

15.

Dark hair, he's facing away from us, so you can just fill in the whole back of the head.

Oh, where's dark brown when you want it?

Just go black.

It's good enough.

Dark brown hair.

You got it, brother.

And it's sunset, so you can't see the sun, but there's some yellows above the ground there.

Ah, time's up.

All right.

That was a full minute on that mountain.

I gotta say a full minute look it's a really good mountain right it's good well isn't it good it's good right i'm glad we focused the mountain i wonder if it's the mountain in the picture uh here it is bob

hey hang on wait no i feel pretty good about this wait it's funny it's funny but i feel pretty good about this hang on hang on it looks like his head's melting no no actually i think that's the least of my concerns.

It looks the same to me.

I can't tell the difference.

Can you guys tell the difference between these images?

All right.

Actually, when you put them side by side, okay, when it's on that side, it's less because the mountains were.

Oh, let me just cover that up real quick.

There's a big, very accurate mountain over.

I think the mountains are there.

You know, it's a mountain.

Okay, the mountain is there.

I like the mountain.

All right.

Why did you say the bottom is...

You didn't say the bottom is green, did you?

You said there's mountains.

I just said like the top half is sky, then there's like mountains and land beneath, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

So as much as I'm laughing, I will say this is very good.

You got the legs flailing back, the arms flailing back, the

jacket, the backpack is there with the yellow raw under.

I even have his arm occluding part of the backpack.

I went back for the details.

It's great.

I think that's great.

Ignore his fingers.

Fingers?

I'm not even going to worry about that.

There's some AI-generated ass fingers, but that's fine.

He just broke his hands on the way.

It's fine.

Yeah, this is totally fine.

I think that it's the background I got to dock something on.

What do you mean?

It's not like sunset.

There's no hint of the setting.

The mountain is a little tall.

You know, he's jumping in the mountains.

Look, if you, it's, I just, again, it's just zoomed out, right?

This, their picture of the mountain cuts off like here.

You're right.

You're right.

But there's a a huge peak just out of frame in this picture i'm pretty sure like if you if you line it up right right right yes yes yes you're actually so ready you're so him shockingly is great i think that he he is what gets you the two points but the background i just gotta say it looked like he jumped from the grass on the ground instead of at the top of a mountain i think he did Well, yeah, the secret for this photo is that the ground is like just below frame, but in here, Bob, you get a high two.

All right, another high two.

It's still another high two.

I'm sorry, Bob.

I tried.

No, honestly, that was good.

That was pretty good.

I'll take that.

If that's the level of description I have to live with, I'm happy with that.

I'll take that.

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Now we're dealing with perspective and we're dealing with

heavy occlusion and I don't even know what those words mean.

Well,

you better start learning first person or third person.

Well, I've given you all right.

Well, I'll let Bob take the thank you.

No, you can describe it if you want to give me a head start.

Bob, I have no bias.

What in the shit is even that?

I have no bias.

I have no bias.

It's hard to understand what's happening in this picture.

All right, I'm getting there.

Hang on.

Okay.

Are you ready, Wade?

Praise I'm going to be, boss.

Okay, all right.

Three, two, one, go.

All right, start with a black rectangle and then make make the bottom like 25% of it purple.

The purple part you're making is a desk.

This is like a gaming setup.

It's a monitor sitting on the desk.

The monitor takes up most of the background, but it's blurred.

And it looks like it has like WoW or something that looks kind of like...

Monitor taking up most of the background, like this much of it?

Yes.

Yeah, perfect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it has a game on it.

It has something that looks kind of like WoW or like

the

Diablo, something kind of isometric or RTS-y.

First person, third person.

Third person.

From above.

You're looking down on a battlefield and you have spells at the bottom.

115.

Maybe just make it blue.

How about blue?

Let's go blue.

It's a blue.

It's a blue rectangle.

Make it a blue, blue rectangle.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe just problem.

Maybe just draw a blue rectangle.

With the rectangle tool.

Oh, no.

Squiggle, squiggle, squiggle.

All All right.

There's an arm reaching in.

Yes, perfect.

From the left side of the screen, there's an arm reaching in and holding like an old school alarm clock that has like the two bells on top.

It's just an arm holding a circle that is a clock.

And give it.

What time is it?

It's 2:15.

It's also 30 seconds left.

He's got this.

He's got this.

He's got this.

The arm is also vaguely red, but that's a very secondary issue.

Oh, it's

in a digital clock.

Because it was too late, man.

Go on.

15 seconds.

You could still get it.

There's so much left.

Bob!

There's also a keyboard and a mouse on the

keyboard.

Yep.

Well, they're wireless.

Oh, no, they are wired.

You're right.

That's so good.

Oh, thank God.

The keys.

S and time.

Well, there's an S key.

Oh, wow.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

I'm sending you the picture.

Oh, dear God.

No, it's really good.

I think you did a really good job.

Uh-huh.

I think you kind of nailed it in certain ways, depending on how you think about it.

Look, 2.15 bells.

2.15.

Yeah.

I think it's actually 8.15.

I'm not sure, but

wait, let me see.

Is that...

It really looks like it's at the 8.

Oh, no.

That's the shadow.

You're totally right.

You're totally right.

I was wrong.

It's 2.15.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Okay.

There's a third person

game in the background.

Lots of blue.

Yep.

Oh, so much blue.

It's blurry and blue.

Just imagine there's a lot of stuff.

It's really blurry.

They turned on the Gaussian blur, and then they meant to put it up to like 20%, and they were just like, whoop.

And it's just really blurry.

Here's the thing.

You got the desk.

Yep.

Desk, mouse, keyboard, monitor.

Clock, bells.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Really good.

Really good.

You got the basic idea going on.

I believe there's a game on that screen.

I believe it's a screen.

The main subject of the photo is the arm and the clock.

And it's red.

It's very much the center piece of this composition.

You're not wrong.

And it's missing key details.

You have a digital.

It's a physical.

It's red.

That's basically it.

So I'm going to give you the bells.

I don't know why a digital has bells, but that's cool.

I'm giving you a one, and I think you know you deserve that.

I think you know

they're the same photo.

I think we could all agree it's all Wade's fault.

Quick, let's do the next one.

All right, okay, all right.

Before anyone analyzes it too deeply, let's move

away from that comparison.

Wade, you'll notice that I've matched these up kind of thematically, and I think that you'll find that this one also,

but I'll let you be the judge if you think that this is relatively equivalent.

This one also has a serial killer's hand?

Well, maybe.

Wow, man.

Okay, interesting, interesting.

So you get why that is thematically similar, right?

Yeah, yeah, I got this.

All right, Bob, are you ready?

Yes.

Okay, three, two, one, go.

All right, Bob, we have a really

zoomed-in image of a window being opened by a crowbar, and the crowbar is the focus, but the guy's face blurred in the background.

So I'm going to guide you through here.

About halfway down is your crack, okay?

So we're going to have crack with like some brown

panels around the windows.

Vertically.

Got it.

Other way.

Other way.

Completely 100% vertical.

This is the crack.

This is the crack, right?

Okay.

Yeah, just

jeez as fuck.

Oh, it's a vertical window.

We're ignoring the whole bottom half of your image.

Oh, God.

Okay, there's a guy in a robber's mask in the crack.

Okay.

He goes right here.

That's the wrong tool.

That's the wrong tool.

His face takes up the whole thing.

Yeah, perfectly.

Like that.

Got it.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Got it.

Got it.

Got it.

That's his face.

Okay.

Hang on.

I'll fix that.

I'll fix that.

Now he's blurred.

He's blurred out, so that's perfectly fine, probably.

Like an orange, red, red, like a little rusted red crowbar is the focus of the image.

Okay, like a rusted red crowbar.

It's coming in the window.

He's out back.

Got it.

The crowbar is coming through in front of his chest.

Yep, got it.

It's curved.

The curved part.

It's the curved part.

Yep.

So curve it and put the little prongs to the other way.

Put the prongs the other way.

Got it.

Got it.

The right side of the window has a white curtain going up and down.

Okay, okay, good, good.

His left hand is holding the crowbar under his chin and right over his mouth, basically.

But freaking out.

Okay, his left hand.

I'm getting a lot of stuff.

10 seconds.

Oh, that's the wrong color.

That's the wrong color.

Hang on.

Why is it still red?

Why aren't we changing colors?

Three, two, one.

Hang on, it's his left hand.

Oh, my God.

Okay, that.

I feel like I failed you there somehow, but man.

Oh, man.

I knew when the horizontal line came in that it was gonna be a wild ride but i gotta say i gotta say that arm edition really

doing a lot of heavy lifting so there's i sent you the picture

i'm sorry

We have so many details to go over so quickly.

Wait, look, look how good it is.

Look at that, guys.

It really is.

If you didn't put that arm in there, if you didn't put that arm in the last second, there's no way I would have known what this was.

It is shocking how much that arm has to be.

My God.

It would have been an egg and a candy cane if you didn't put that arm in there.

The color is really close.

His mask is very accurate.

It's a

welding mask or robber.

I feel.

I feel like the perspective is a little off.

The curve is in the right direction.

You fix it.

You use

what little time you had left after wasting so much of it wisely.

I can't give this more than a one.

I don't see how I

don't know why you have to say it like that.

Overlit.

Look at that.

If you just.

Well, hey, I'll, if you, Wade, if you think this is worthy of a two, because I got to say, he did, he's squeezing through a vertical gap.

It's just his head.

His head, he seems like he's in the window instead of just a crowbar mine's the next picture in the series is the thing he's got the window open a little further and he's like

and he's in he's getting in wade i'll leave it to you if you this would be a low a low two this would be a low two low two

low two we got to set the bar for myself here moving forward this is at least a low two i don't i don't think we have time for another one oh thank god we're done no we're free yeah to everyone at home i unfortunately have to leave soon after this, so I don't have a lot of time.

So I have to end this here.

So this is really the determining factor.

I think that arm saved you.

I would have been like, you put lines on there.

You have the crowbar as the focus.

Wade understood to communicate that, but this is...

This is a low two.

I got you.

I need you to understand how low this two is.

It doesn't deserve a two, but I'm not going to tell you not to give me two.

Wade thinks it does.

So I'll give it to him.

Well, I have to be fair at the time.

I thought we was going to have another one after this.

and based on the last two images i i needed all the help i could get all right all right low two i'm gonna give you a low two

uh crowbar all right and that will bring it to a close we have to get through the uh the scoring

very funny though i think the extra point is for how hard i was laughing during that one very funny just everything i said like line horizontal no vertical crowbar face nope other way all right so wade you got points for garbage.

You got a lion point, but it has quotes around it.

So I think that's conditional.

If it was going to save you from a tiebreaker, I'm waiting.

No, that wouldn't be fair to you guys because you want me.

You want it to tie.

I'll give you the point.

You have the point.

All right.

Babe, you got a point for Babe.

You got two points for the yellow guy.

So that's five.

You got three points for the elevator, eight.

And then you got one point for the red hand guy.

So you're at nine.

Bob, you got a cleaning point.

You scared those kids good.

You got a point for that.

You got a high two points for the blue guy.

You got a high two points for the jumping guy.

And you got a low two points for the crowbar.

So that brings you up to eight.

So you're going into the final round with Wade nine, Bob eight.

Mandy one,

me one.

How many things are we doing?

It's either three or one.

That's the rules.

Woo!

Ooh, hey, three.

All right.

So I think I want to add to this most artistic.

If in the episode art came up at all, this might be a skip for the times it lands on, but if art came up, most artistic.

I do like this is going to require us to remember it.

I think it'd be really funny if there was one that said lie points don't count.

And from here on out, if you gave someone a liar point, they go away on the wheel spin.

And then we should have another one that's double.

Lies count is double.

I'll let you add two because I like those.

Okay, let's add two then.

If you guys are in agreement, that's fun.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

That's fine.

Lie points don't count.

Lie points are double.

The lying is a gamble.

It's always a gamble.

Come on, lie points.

Got the bad one for Wayne.

Okay.

Worst luck.

So the only thing that I would say is whoever got the worst picks.

I'll give it to Bob because literally he had three 50-50s on that last drawing and picked wrong each time.

That's true.

He did go.

Yeah, that was...

You're right.

Actually, that qualifies.

Everything he could have done, I was like, no other way.

that's true that's true that was like two or three coin flips i can't think of a moment for me that happened but that's fair that's fair all right bob gets the worst luck point all right

come on live points deleted

happiest contribution okay bobby scared children i scared children is that happy made me happy when you did the garbage mandy gave the idea yeah mandy point

if you guys think yeah honestly she's on the board.

We have to put people on the board as legitimate competitors.

So, Mandy gets the happy point.

Yep, Mandy's hit two points.

Golf rules.

Well, I'm at one, but it's a lion point, so who knows?

Anybody eat anything?

I ate one of these, bad boys.

You ate one of those?

That's a Bob Point.

Ate the most.

I ate a green apple sugar-free, what is it called?

Jolly Rancher.

Oh, shit, and that puts him up to 10 points.

A high 10.

To Wade's nine, unfortunately.

Wade, the wheels didn't turn in your favor.

If you'd had the worst luck now, then that would go to you, but unfortunately it didn't.

Bob, congratulations.

But I'm going to let Wade go first on the speeches.

I think the color red really lit me down today.

If I had just made a red glove, a red clock, and known the difference between digital and that other word, I would have really, really pulled this one through.

But the wheel's spoken.

I forgot about the whole coin thing we have, and I lost.

I did.

Didn't I say out loud that it was an analog clock, that it was a circle?

You probably did.

You did.

You did.

Old school analog clock.

You said that, yeah.

I tried.

I tried.

Did my best.

There were a lot of details going through my mind.

I got bells.

I heard bells.

I drew the fuck out of that mountain, though, didn't I?

You sure did.

That was a minute real

mountain.

Hell of a mountain.

All right.

Bob.

Oh, it feels good to finally win one.

It hasn't been that long, but it just feels like, because Mark keeps winning and then winning again.

It feels like there's a lot of time in between the mark era honestly this idea was really fun i would do more of this huh just feels feels good feels happy and i'm really glad nobody used the coin flip all right end it mark all right well we're gonna end it thank you guys so much stay tuned for bob's episode next week uh if you like this we can bring it back there's been some pretty good uh pretty good repeats that we've been doing but we try to keep it fresh here

I don't know why I'm saying that like that.

I don't know.

I thought I'd like to get him with a keep it fresh, San Diego.

Keep it it fresh, San Diego.

Something like that.

Anyway, Bob, Wade, merch is actually, and these guys have seen, seen the merch.

Seen it?

Allegedly, I've allegedly seen a legend merch.

No, you've actually seen it because you commented on it.

I saw you say something about it.

I'm in there.

I saw that.

All right.

Well, that'll do it for today.

Thank you.

Be well.

Podcast out.