Distractible

Distractible

Distractible
Comedy Society & Culture Leisure
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The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

Episodes (51)

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

September 05, 2025 58m
Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.

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Drama Alarm

September 01, 2025 1h 4m
The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.

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Hide The Penny (Part 2)

August 29, 2025 1h 7m
You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw

August 25, 2025 1h 4m
The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.

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Hinged or Unhinged

August 22, 2025 1h 18m S5E53
No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.

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Draw or Die

August 18, 2025 48m
Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.

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Hot Takes, Cold Truths

August 15, 2025 57m
Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.

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Size Matters

August 11, 2025 51m
Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.

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Record Setting Guessing

August 08, 2025 1h 6m
Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.

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Fourth of Poo-gust

August 04, 2025 1h 2m
The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.

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Devil's Advocate (Part 2)

August 01, 2025 1h 3m
It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.

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Oregon Trail

July 28, 2025 1h 40m
3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.

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I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)

July 25, 2025 57m
Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.

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Wade Lied To Us

July 21, 2025 1h 13m
Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.

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Don't Google Pin Buttock

July 18, 2025 1h 15m
"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.

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I See Two Paths

July 14, 2025 1h 6m
Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.

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I Miss The Old Distractible

July 11, 2025 1h 0m
I liked Distractible before it was cool.

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Fourth of Poo-ly

July 07, 2025 55m
What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?

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I Farted During This Episode

July 04, 2025 58m
How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...

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Gaming News

June 30, 2025 1h 9m
Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.

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20 "Simple" Questions

June 27, 2025 49m
It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.

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Frog Sticks!

June 23, 2025 1h 7m
What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...

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Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)

June 20, 2025 1h 24m
Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.

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Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)

June 16, 2025 1h 7m
Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.

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They've Gone Too Far!

June 13, 2025 1h 6m
If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.

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Sometimes We Just Chat

June 09, 2025 1h 6m
What's better than this? Guys being dudes.

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Somehow, Even More Broken News

June 06, 2025 1h 3m
The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!

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Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game

June 02, 2025 1h 4m
The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.

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We Hate These States

May 30, 2025 1h 12m
The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.

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Peekaboo!

May 26, 2025 56m
Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.

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Don't Get Me Started

May 23, 2025 1h 8m
Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...

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A Disgusting Episode

May 19, 2025 1h 4m
Well, that was gross...

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Mark's Big Dumb Word Game

May 16, 2025 1h 2m
Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.

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Three Word Sales Pitch

May 12, 2025 1h 3m
Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff!

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idk, some "Q"s

May 09, 2025 1h 7m
W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.

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Who Is Us?

May 05, 2025 1h 9m
All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!

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Weird (Part 4)

May 02, 2025 1h 12m
Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?

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The Even More Perfecter Crime

April 28, 2025 1h 31m
Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."

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Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk

April 25, 2025 1h 5m
The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
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The Perfecter Crime

April 21, 2025 1h 9m
Orange Is The New Distract.
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Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes

April 18, 2025 1h 0m
Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
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Even More Broken News

April 14, 2025 55m S5E16
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
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Slice of Life

April 11, 2025 1h 10m
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
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Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)

April 07, 2025 1h 5m
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.

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Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati

April 04, 2025 1h 11m S5E13
The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
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Animal Noises Too

March 31, 2025 56m
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Faster or Slower?

March 28, 2025 1h 16m
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
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Illegal Advice Too

March 24, 2025 59m
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
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The Best, The Worst

March 21, 2025 1h 10m S4E109
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
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We've Never Done This Before

March 17, 2025 59m
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
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Our Shirts Are Out

March 14, 2025 58m
A moist bear and a hot fox, both with soapy eyes, walk into a bar in Australia. One orders a "Kadoova", the other orders a "Chump." And let me tell ya, that bartender got the greatest e****ion you've...

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