
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Episodes (51)

Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)
Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight.
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Drama Alarm
The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one.
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Hide The Penny (Part 2)
You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French.
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Legend of The Monkey's Paw
The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make.
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Hinged or Unhinged
No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom.
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Draw or Die
Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game.
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Hot Takes, Cold Truths
Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes.
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Size Matters
Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes.
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Record Setting Guessing
Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest.
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Fourth of Poo-gust
The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode.
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Devil's Advocate (Part 2)
It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.
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Oregon Trail
3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks.
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I Miss The Old Distractible (Part 2)
Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces.
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Wade Lied To Us
Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets.
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Don't Google Pin Buttock
"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre.
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I See Two Paths
Look no further, you've come to the right place to gain sacred knowledge about crows, plants, geese, and zombies.
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I Miss The Old Distractible
I liked Distractible before it was cool.
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Fourth of Poo-ly
What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July?
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I Farted During This Episode
How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something...
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Gaming News
Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world.
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20 "Simple" Questions
It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now.
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Frog Sticks!
What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade...
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Sisyphean (Sis-uh-fee-uhn)
Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders.
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Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald.
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They've Gone Too Far!
If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken.
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Sometimes We Just Chat
What's better than this? Guys being dudes.
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Somehow, Even More Broken News
The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back!
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Bob's Small, Even Dumber Word Game
The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it.
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We Hate These States
The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering.
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Peekaboo!
Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob.
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Don't Get Me Started
Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started...
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A Disgusting Episode
Well, that was gross...
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Mark's Big Dumb Word Game
Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses.
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Three Word Sales Pitch
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idk, some "Q"s
W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s.
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Who Is Us?
All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode!
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Weird (Part 4)
Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob?
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The Even More Perfecter Crime
Markiplier presents, "A Heist with Bob & Wade."
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Dippy Dawg Does Dunkirk
The greatest public domain story ever told finally comes to the big screen.
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The Perfecter Crime
Orange Is The New Distract.
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Wade Screws Up At 47 Minutes
Wade may have screwed up, but at least he's got the voice of an absolute angel.
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Even More Broken News
The internet's most reliable news source is back, but maybe not better than ever.
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Slice of Life
The Distractible Time Machine™ is still running, and this time Wade is in the driver's seat.
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Nah, I'd Win (Part 3)
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD, large quantities of beans and hyperventilation.
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Distractible Travel Guide: Cincinnati
The dudes are bringing it back home with this one.
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Animal Noises Too
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Faster or Slower?
Whether you like it fast or slow, Distractible is here to satisfy.
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Illegal Advice Too
This episode of Distractible pleads the fifth. Any further information will require the presence of a lawyer. Or just get Bob or Wade, that should be good enough.
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The Best, The Worst
For better or for worse, this episode is about the best and the worst.
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We've Never Done This Before
Look at my ice! It's time for some good ol' fashioned icebreakers with Bob!
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Our Shirts Are Out
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