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This episode.

Way-worn Wade sees white, defends Wiki, then breaks out anachronisms and memory tests.

Magniloquent Mark, Rawdog Shorts Withdrawal, gets Amy points, conceptualizes coding, noses chicks, orgies, and dicking crazy.

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It's time for...

Frog Sticks.

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Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible.

I'm today's host, Wade.

How am I the host?

It's a great question.

I won somehow last time, despite losing.

Which is a talent of mine, to be sure.

Joined as always by my co-hosts, Bob and Mark.

Oh, hi.

Hello.

I'm here.

I'm ready to lose again.

Alright, that's the spirit.

If you've ever been here, this is the show where one of us hosts it.

The Jupiter can be points.

Whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode.

That's the only reward, really.

Typically, we start by talking about what's new in our lives, and I know something that's kind of new and crazy, but I'll save it because it's these two's turn to talk.

What's new, boys?

I have a TikTok update,

TikTok update!

Everybody loves my legendary TikTok updates.

I do, I love it, I think it's great.

I have two things I want to talk about, and one thing

I want to show you.

But the first one is there's this lady on TikTok.

I don't know her personally or anything, but her, it's just really funny.

I don't know what happened, but something happened that led her to post a video of her couch.

Or I think maybe she was talking to someone in her real life and they had this confrontation about this.

Anyway, she has a couch.

It's clearly a gray couch.

Like, it's not blue-gray.

It's not, it's a gray couch.

It's a it's unquestionable on video.

And she posted a TikTok where she was basically like, I was talking to my husband or friend or somebody, and I was like, oh, yeah, something about the go sit on the blue couch or whatever.

And they were like, you don't have a blue couch.

She was like, yeah, we have a blue chair and a blue couch.

Go sit on the blue couch.

Oh, I do know this.

And the person wouldn't let it go.

And apparently, neither would she.

And so she posted a thing and a video of the couch.

It was like, look, guys, and showed a bunch of stuff that was blue, but also the couch and she was like blue blue blue blue except the couch is clearly gray and the the drama around it is so good because she wouldn't let it go and like people were like oh that's gray that and all she was responding to people in the comments and being like it's clearly blue you guys are just gaslighting me now you the internet's just with me this is just and then if you dig deep enough it's not that deep because it's really popular there's a reply where someone's like hey hey are you have you checked for, to see if you're colorblind?

There's like tests you can take online and stuff.

And then she replies to that comment where she just goes to one of those websites and does the little, the numbers in the bubbles of color type, colorblind test things.

And she's very confidently, she's like, number,

number,

nothing, number,

nothing.

But every single image has a number in it.

And there were, there were a bunch where she was like, I don't see anything in this one.

Next.

And then at the end of the video, the thing is like, yeah, you have like

Triton type colorblindness, like tritophobia or what, or not phobia, whatever it's called.

And she just like, she gave it up immediately.

It was just sitting there and was like, huh.

That's really interesting.

This is actually a convenient time for you to bring this up because if you are a viewer,

you can check real quick because my shirt is about the color of that couch, which is gray if you were looking at my shirt and being like that's a nice blue shirt that mark was wearing or if you think that wade and i have similar shirts you might want to get checked or me too because my shirt's kind of minty bluey greeny oh the type of colorblindness would be blue gray color color blindness so bob what do you mean your shirt's yellow oh that's different That's a different joke.

Anyway, it was just really funny.

And I appreciate that once she took the colorblind test, she didn't.

I was expecting her to do that and for it to be like you're colorblind and for her to be like this test is a joke you're all still fucking with me this is but she was just like huh well that explains probably for my entire life why I argued a lot about what colors things were especially if they were blue or gray with people in my life which apparently it never she never thought oh maybe I'm colorblind after doing that through her entire anyway it's very funny and it's a very worthwhile it's one of those things where it's like if you dig through it on TikTok and find and watch all the replies the story the drama, the progression, very funny, very good stuff.

Yeah, it's good.

It also led me to

know that reverse colorblindness tests are a thing where it's the same kind of dots, but you can only read the number easily if you are colorblind instead of it being hard to read if you're colorblind.

And it gaslit me because I was reading it and I came across the first one.

I was like, oh God, I see a number.

Oh, no.

But it's like, it's not perfect from what I understand.

I took a colorblind test many times on video and I've done it again and I'm pretty sure not.

But I can read some of these reverse colorblind test numbers and I'm just like, no, oh no.

But I think it's just easier.

And if you can see a pattern in it, you can kind of get it.

There's a couple that I can't see for sure.

I can tell you a pattern.

In 10 years, there will be another question like this because it was just over 10 years ago, which I can't believe it was that long, that we had the, is this dress white and gold or blue and black debate?

that was 10 years ago there's there's something about that because it's like you know the the outline of the ballerina and you don't know which way it's dancing and rotating but you can flip it if you if you concentrate on it a certain way you can flip the direction that it's flipping and people's default direction that it's flipping is sometimes different between others what color did you guys see back then by the way i think it depended a lot on the monitor that i was looking at if if you're looking on a phone It can depend on if your Android or iPhone made a big difference.

Your current brightness at that time made a difference.

If it's light outside at the time, but it's hard to say for sure what the exact reason was because I don't know.

I was white and cold.

Freak.

I think I saw it both.

Yeah, I think it was context-specific for me.

I think I ended up seeing it kind of both ways.

I think there was one time I saw it installed blue and black or whatever, but I think predominantly I saw white and gold.

I think I predominantly saw blue and black.

That's only the first of two TikTok updates.

The other one, this other one is, I feel conflicted about because it's AI-generated video stuff.

But have you guys seen the Bigfoot vlogs?

AI-generated video trend?

Yes, I have 100%.

This is uh Bigfoot vlogs.

I'm gonna crash out.

I don't know what was in that, but I can't freaking sleep.

Might as well get morning's grub ready.

I'm tweaking campers earlier.

They kept putting this thing to their mouth and sucking on it, creating smoke.

So I stole it and, well, now I can't stop sucking on it.

Today, we're hunting for the legendary human snow machine.

It's loud, smells like farts, and breaks down every five minutes, just like humans.

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Anyway, that's the whole thing.

There are a lot of them.

There are stormtrooper ones, which are also very funny.

It's a whole thing.

It's just like bro vlogs, but starring different, you know, characters like Bigfoot and the Yeti and Stormtroopers.

And they're so trashy, but somehow they have an absolute stranglehold on me right now.

And I cannot stop thinking about them and watching them whenever they come up.

Is it just me?

Am I crazy?

I feel like, no, you're not crazy.

And here's something addicting about that.

Yeah.

Here's the thing that I think, because people are often morally conflicted, because there's those that are like, no AI ever or forever, but that's still funny.

Like those influencer Impossible Challenge ones, those are funny because they could never exist otherwise.

Those were also funny, yeah.

And the Bigfoot ones are, they bridge that gap.

This is not something that could have existed without this medium.

If the AI video is only ever used for Bigfoot vlogs, I think that's okay because that's not taking away from the Bigfoot vlog channel that I watch regularly.

I think it's extra content that kind of is in a way outside of what people normally like.

And that's a slippery slope, of course, to many other things.

I'm not condoning like general every because I still know in my soul, Google stole every YouTuber's videos they've ever uploaded.

That's why it's so good at making vlogs.

That's the problem.

But they're never going to get caught.

Their truth is never going to come out.

And it wouldn't matter anyway if it did.

But, you know, that's neither here nor there.

I think that's why it's kind of like that tickles me because it's just something you've never seen before.

It makes me feel crazy because the jokes are funny.

It makes fun of vloggers pretty hardcore.

The Bigfoot jokes are funny.

But like, it's wild.

And I feel like it has a stronghold on a lot of the internet because these things are going crazy.

It's very popular.

But like every thing,

it's going to fade.

People are going to get bored of it.

And in a few months, people are like, I don't want to watch any Bigfoot vlogs.

Give me the new thing.

And maybe there'll be a few more things that get generated with the AI stuff.

Can't wait till Greek God Vlogs comes out.

That's going to be the real one.

You could make it right now.

$2.50 a month.

Give Uncle Google.

What scares me is the trend that YouTube took.

And this is an old trend now, but like the cut from action to action to action to action.

I've been watching some people that have been making videos.

There's one guy that's like in his mid-20s, and he was talking about like how he watches Condies.

He's like, I can't even watch like those type of videos now without being at like 1.5 speed.

I just need to watch, I need to get through content fast so I can get more of it.

And it's like, are people's attention spans getting that bad?

Where now you can't just watch just a normal Let's Play.

It's got to be cut up.

But on top of being cut up to death, it also has to be 1.5 speed because it's just like must consume 10-minute video in five minutes, or else there's a huge can of worms to open up.

I don't think we're qualified to answer it, but here we go anyway.

Uh, look, it's you're all you're right, you're right, and it's kind of a beating a dead horse at this point, but dead dead horse, you know, you only get so much entertainment out of beating it, you got to beat it faster and harder, you got to hit it fast with a machine gun whip,

you know, but yeah, it's true.

It just is.

And I can tell it when the more I consume like TikTok or short-form content, the more I do that in general day-to-day life.

And I even noticed, like, it's, it's already hard to keep a thought in my head with ADHD.

It's even harder nowadays.

I sometimes like I will forget something that I was doing.

That always happens.

I'll forget what the next thing I replaced it with was.

And then I'll stand in the middle of the kitchen being like looking at my phone and have something else in my hand that I never even realized I picked up.

And then I won't even remember where I disappear, literally.

I feel like I disappear.

And that's concerning.

And that caused me to stop.

That's why I deleted TikTok a while ago.

And I replaced it with YouTube Shorts, but I got to get that out now.

And I've cut back on that.

And, you know, it is a problem, but it's also not permanent damage.

It's easily fixable by just not doing it for a while.

Not easily fixable.

It's very, it's really very difficult.

Yeah, I don't know if we get to call that easily fixable, but it's also different because we didn't grow up on that kind of content.

I don't know if you grow up and that's the first bit of kind of content you're consuming, too.

It could be scary.

Some sort of neuroscientist should probably study these effects on brains and maybe give advice.

Maybe we could rig up an AI to study it.

I don't have time for that.

Yeah, that's true.

We should just get an AI to do it.

Yeah, that's right.

I heard of a good Bigfoot doctor.

It's like TikTok.

It's just a bunch of brain scans, and they're just like, uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

That one looks bad.

Uh-huh.

Man, that reminds me, Amy said something very funny about AI in the current state because Apple published that study that was like, hey, AI is not that great.

I think we might have mentioned that.

But she explained it perfectly because I've been using it a lot to try to fix some of my

lack of knowledge.

I'm trying to be a systems admin when I have no qualifications of system administration or programming or stuff like that.

But they have this new thing with AI where you can vibe code.

You don't need to know code, you can just kind of nudge it.

You know, it's like, what if I wanted to do this?

And

it's wrong half the time.

And the first time it's the code's like, this is code.

And I go, double check your work.

Is this right?

And they go, oh, yeah, I looked real good at that code.

It's super good.

And I plug it in and it just blows up the entire computer.

And I'm like, it blew up the computer.

It's like, yeah, of course it blew up the computer.

That code was trash written by a drunk AI.

Here's the real code.

You do that a few times, you get it.

She said it's AI is like phoning a friend in who wants to be a millionaire.

Sometimes it knows exactly what it's talking about.

Every time it's confident, you pick up your phone, you phone your friend, they give you an answer.

Probably not right, but it was just like a very, very good description of it.

So it was pretty good.

I'll give a point to Amy.

Good job, Amy.

Good point.

Good job, Amy.

Anyway, that's my TikTok update.

I really should, I did, I talked about this.

I rearranged my phone so TikTok is not on any of my home screens.

I have to like like find it to open it.

I'm starting to push through that and get re-hooked on it a lot of the time.

I really need that strategy was not a permanent fix.

I will say I've been getting a lot of targeted ads for something.

I don't want to call it out too directly.

Some product.

It's like a thing that you connect to your phone via Bluetooth that just stops you from opening certain apps.

It like intercepts things on your phone.

And a little bit, a part of me is like, oh, that makes sense.

But then the rest of me is like, don't buy that.

Don't buy that.

that's not a solution you could just turn that off it doesn't fix anything i mean you just have to have the actual willpower to do it i guess which is that is that is the hard part but

all right my turn finally oh you already talked

i just was commenting on what he said i was just having what he was doing no that's what i thought i was doing during my winner's speech last episode but yeah go ahead okay uh in in other news i i will say that uh it kind of relates to it anyway with with my working with

the various AI models, they're all dumb, but some are more specifically less dumb than others.

I don't know.

I've actually learned a lot about coding.

It is very strange because there are some evidence that, you know, AI is bad for education.

And I think as a complete supplement, if you're like, write me a report about X, you just take it and go.

But every time I'm plugging something in and it doesn't work, I have to figure out why it didn't work and work it through with the AI.

And

it's been fascinating because I didn't know anything about like Mac file system command line stuff.

Now I actually have a better understanding.

I understand what sudo does.

I understand why certain

ways that you put things together and you put parentheses.

And it's been forever since I took a programming class.

And

I was never good at programming to begin with, and I'm not good now.

I'm not saying I'm good, but I understand it conceptually.

So I think that that is a bit more optimistic.

And not a lot of people talk about that.

In that, if you use it, even in its dumb state, assuming it's wrong, that's actually the good place to start from.

It's good that it's wrong sometimes because you can figure out why it's wrong if you approach it with that mentality.

So, you have to be willing and have critical thinking abilities to work out what is there.

And it's a puzzle, and it is satisfying when you've solved it.

But I think it's kind of cool.

If it stays like this, it is kind of cool if you have something with like the widest base of knowledge, but zero depth that is wrong half the time, because that inherently is teaching.

You, you are figuring it out through mistakes that it's making, and that immediately solidifies what the right answers are.

I don't have to study what the programming language says.

I have to be like, that didn't work.

That didn't work.

That worked.

Holy shit, that worked.

And I'm typing it in manually myself.

It worked.

And that really stuck all those commands in my head.

So there's something to it being wrong.

I don't want AI to be perfect.

I think it's better that AI is completely imperfect.

I think that's a good spot for it.

And it probably will stay there because according to that Apple study,

the reasoning models are definitely not what people think, which I've known for a while.

Bob, you've known for a while.

Wade, you've.

You know, Wade.

I will say, I do think coding and computer science things in general are a particular use case where what you're talking about really works.

But there's a lot of stuff that I think people want to use AI and do use it for, where if you don't get that instant feedback, people are using it for knowledge bases where you're just taking whatever it's giving you, putting it into something else that you're using for work or for whatever.

If it's not code where it doesn't work unless you do it correctly,

you are not necessarily aware of how wrong it is or which parts are wrong.

And no one is going to tell you that until it comes up.

possibly further down the line, possibly when you're basing business decisions or other things on completely made up hallucinated bullshit for what you're talking about yeah that's essentially like a good way to learn about computers because you're you have someone who's helping you work through the pain of I don't know how the fuck this works but give let's get some ideas and just keep trying stuff and figure out what does work

so it's a lot more dangerous in other contexts and I that's one of the things is like

we kind of get that I think and I try and be aware of that and if I ever am using those sort of tools I don't think only a lot of people are widely aware of that.

I'm not sure.

I have no sense because it seems like some people just are like, never AI anything, don't trust it.

It's crap and it's unethical,

which is like kind of a hardline perspective, but I can understand how people see it that way.

And it seems like there are people on the exact opposite end of that who are like, it's like magic.

It just does everything for me.

All I have to do is copy and paste.

And when it tells me when I'm sick and I let it run my life, and I'm like,

I don't, that's a lot of faith in you know a toddler who knows some of the words related to the topics you're asking it about but doesn't know anything or know how to think about things it's the wild west uh except also it's in your pocket 24 hours a day always accessible is ai like the wikipedia of the common generation like wikipedia was for us where we weren't supposed to rely on it or use it couldn't source it it's even worse than that but kind of yeah kind of the funny thing about it is i don't know if there was ever really a point when Wikipedia was super wrong about most of its things because Wikipedia right now as far as I know is about the best source of accurate information you could manage for most of the information that would be in an encyclopedia like that.

I think anybody could like really edit it way back when or something.

There's a lot of times people could just like submit an edit that would be like added on.

I don't know.

You could, but the community on Wikipedia is robust enough that for a for a lot of the stuff where lots of people are aware of it, even if it was edited super maliciously, it would then be edited back or reverted back

fairly regularly.

Sure, but that might have been weaker when we were kids than it is now.

It might have been, yeah, it might have been established people there for sure.

Yeah, uh, but nowadays, like, I'd say you have a much better shot by asking an AI model to specifically, you get a lot better results if you're like, look at this link, tell me this thing, and by then you've looked it up already.

So, what was even the point?

Um, but yeah, you really gotta, you gotta hold their hand a lot, and even then, it'll hallucinate, which I think is really funny.

Forget, we have a somewhere we have a spreadsheet that has like all of our episodes with like the episode number and title, it's like the distractible whatever.

It's one of those things you get when you have like a show or you're managing something like that.

I, you can give spreadsheets to uh LLMs and they can look at them and tell you, give you summaries of the data, whatever.

I did that.

I gave our spreadsheet to a model and was like, summarize this and tell me these things.

And then I started asking it things.

And one of the things I was doing was fishing for like, is this an episode?

And I was making things up, like making up titles of episodes.

And

it was without any pressure at all.

It was still like some of the time I would be like, is butt plugs in our butts an episode?

And it would be like, oh, yeah, that's a classic, distractible episode.

Mark hosts, and Wade and Bob put huge butt plugs in there, but I'm like, come on.

Like, that's a

softball.

I teamed that up for you.

I didn't find the secret episode.

Oh, my God.

But then, if you're like, okay, where is that in the document?

It'll be like, oh, that's not in there.

It's like, well, then what the fuck?

Where did you?

Like, is this?

It's a, it's a, you're, I like your idea, your comparison to Wikipedia, but it's also much crazier than that because it'll just come up with shit.

I think that AI would be a lot better if the people making it really added in something where the AI could go, I'm not sure.

That would fix so much shit.

There's, it's binary.

It's like, I know I don't know.

Statisticians would call that confidence.

Some measure of confidence.

But then they'd have to actually build the system that the AI is trained on and, you know, actually really, it would have to not be a mystery hole.

Yeah, we're so far down the road of it's a magical black box that no one can comprehend.

Doing that is not as simple as it might sound like it is to someone who is outside the technical realm of it.

I am too.

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Like when Wade's house was flooding and falling to pieces all around him, and you showed up just when he needed you to, so you could film it and exploit it for views on the internet?

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So I came across an article, and I figured maybe we could talk about it for the fourth or fifth time, because we have more old phrases.

Woo!

Yeah, we're finishing this up today.

I seem to recall not doing very well in these episodes, so I have mixed feelings about this.

I don't know that anyone has done well in these episodes, but I enjoy them, and I want to get to the end because I just need to complete it.

I mean, that's fair.

What do you get like a PlayStation Platinum trophy or something?

Oh, is there, do we get trophies for completing things on this podcast?

We get the winner of the year of the season gets a trophy.

I don't think that's ever been true.

You got a trophy, or you're owed a trophy.

I think that is true.

Yeah, I think he's owed a trophy.

I don't think we owe me a trophy.

Yep.

We, me,

she, he, the.

You definitely owe you a trophy.

Some other people might also.

Well, I guess I'm just going to jump in because we're a little bit late here.

Mark, your heads, Bob, your tails.

This is just to see who goes first.

Tails, that's Bob.

There you hear it.

Bob, you are going first.

Jumping back in, we had some great, memorable old phrases last time.

This time, let's start with what is, or what are, I guess, chicks on a raft.

Chicks on a raft.

That is when you're vibing at the pool with your crew and you need to eat, but you don't want to get out of the pool.

And that's what they call it when they float over a sweet little boat of chicken tendies and curly fries

to you and your spot in the corner of the pool where you're vibing out.

And that way you can have a little snack, but you don't have to give up your spot.

Six on a raft.

Okay.

I was also going to say a food-related thing, but instead of it going to get food, I was going to say it is a type of food because there's

toady in the hole.

There's fucking toad in the hole.

Toad in the hole?

Hole toad.

The toad that's in the hole.

What the fuck is it?

Yep.

What the fuck are you saying?

There's toad in the hole.

It's that one.

There's that one thing, yes.

Two toads, one hole.

What's it fucking called?

It's egg in the bread thing.

Isn't that toady in the hole?

I always call that egg bread.

I think British people call that toad in the hole.

Toad in the hole, something like that.

Yeah, but not that specifically.

It's probably something like that.

There's also the eggs in hell.

Is that a thing?

What is that, Shakshuka?

No, I cooked it with the.

What's her name?

She says,

very popular cooking thing.

Cooking mama?

Martha Stewart.

No.

Chef Anne Borell.

It was bon appetite when I tried to keep up with a when I tried to keep up with a professional chef.

Oh, wait, I don't.

I remember that that happened, but I don't remember who.

Man, that was five years ago.

God damn.

Carla is her name.

Oh, no, Carla.

Okay.

Chef Carla.

Yes.

Carla.

I think.

Anyway, we made eggs in hell, or whatever it is.

Eggs in purgatory.

Not quite hell.

They haven't made it to hell yet.

Just to cut to the chase, I got to give it to you, Mark, because the answer is eggs on toast.

Wait, what the fuck?

Chicks on a raft is eggs on toast.

Is that the first time any of us actually got it?

Didn't we get one that was like nicknames for boobs or something?

Or Mark got one that was like

names for being drunk or something?

Yeah, you guys have gotten a few, but like this one was pretty out there.

I did not expect you just to get it.

Bob, I'd given you partial credit for saying a food-related thing.

I was like, Okay, that's pretty good.

And then he's just like, It's like eggs on toast.

And I was like,

Okay, he just flat out said it.

You didn't think when it was Tony in the hole at first, but yeah, I got there.

Don't worry.

I did not.

Uh, Mark, what is a zib?

ZIB?

What is a zib?

Uh, it's like a zen, but it goes up your nose or goes up your butt.

I've changed my answer.

It's butt chugging a zen.

Wade doesn't know what zins are, do you?

Another name for like a shard.

We're reversing the game on him.

What's a Zin?

Fuck you.

Do they have tobacco in them or are they literally just like

nicotine things, right?

Pure nicotine, I think.

Nicotine.

It's like a little pouch of like nicotine that you like tuck under your lip and it gets you fucking geeked.

If you want to like...

vomit immediately.

Just pound one.

Just pound one, Wade.

One of those up your butt would be a hell of a thing.

I cannot.

I've never had a Zin.

I've never taken a Zin.

You can tell by my vernacular.

I've never, what do they call it?

I've never heard of a Zin.

Imbibed a Zin?

I've never done a Zin, but they make similar type things where it's a little pouch, but it's caffeine.

It's like flavored and it's caffeinated.

And I got a thing of those, and I put one in my mouth, and I thought I was going to die.

So I can only imagine how much fun Zins must be because so fun.

Like it tasted good too.

The one I had, it was like citrusy and I was like,

and then like a minute later as the caffeine started to soak through my gums, I was like, ah, ah,

good.

This is good.

This is what I wanted.

Well, a zib is a nincom poop, Mark.

I'm sorry.

That was incredible.

I didn't get to go yet.

I think a zib is a nincom poop.

You didn't get to go because this is a repeat.

I've already done that one before.

Oh.

You were going to get your own repeat.

I see.

Oh,

I see.

Bob, what are whooper-ups?

Well, this isn't the same bit as my questions game at all.

We talked about that weeks ago.

Yes.

That's not very fair.

I didn't say the word.

I'm just saying that that's not very fair.

It's not meant to be.

Whooper-ups are,

this is another, like Mark's, this is another drug one.

That's what they used to call

what's more modernly called whippets, where you would take canisters of CO2 or whatever, nitrous oxide, and just inhale them, and they cause brain damage, but they make you feel kind of high, but also kind of awful.

Just inferior singers, bad singers, or whooper-ups.

What's the threshold for

a we're getting older situation?

Because, Bob, you did an episode, and it was like,

I named an episode, the exact same name of an episode I didn't relate.

Wade gets to do the same words again, and he gets a pass, subreddit.

Yeah.

He gets a pass.

It's called a callback.

What was it called when we did it?

Repeats.

I'm the host today, so I get to call it what I want.

Look, I was just going to leave it in the hands of the subreddit, Mark.

Wade is the one who's constantly begging the subreddit to come to his back, constantly pandering.

I was just going to let the subreddit do what the subreddit was going to do with the, I assume, unbridled rage and

incomparable disappointment it will feel about what's happening in this episode.

I'm doing new words and I'm mixing in some old ones to see if you learned anything.

It's not for us to judge, it's for us to play the game.

Subreddit will do what must be done.

The subreddit is going to enjoy watching the struggle and the growth of your learning process.

I'm not learning shit.

Continue.

All right.

Mark, what is

an amorous Congress?

I know this one.

Well, Congress is just another word for assembly, and amorous has no other definition.

It's an orgy.

Okay, that's right.

You went right for it.

Okay.

It's an orgy.

I'm going to sneak in under the wire here and be slightly more correct than Mark and say that it is a slutty hookup, but not an orgy.

It's just like two people.

I mean, you're both right from what I've got here.

It's just it's a slang term for sex.

An orgy is more specific, whereas Bob's right, it's just sex in general.

So it could be an orgy.

It doesn't have to be an orgy.

It could just be a hookup of some kind.

So that's fair.

That's fair.

But it is sex.

I feel like amorous doesn't have an ambiguous meaning.

I feel like that's not just like you would be like, oh, I had an amorous Congress with my wife last night.

That doesn't really mean...

You would have a very normal Congress with, I assume, the person you're married to.

I had amorous eggs in purgatory last night and whoo, man.

Boy, have I got whooper-ups.

Inferior Stingers?

Bob, what is a pair of drawers?

An impolite way to describe a man.

who is just absolutely caked up.

Say, whoa,

look at that pair of drawers on that chap over there.

All right.

Mark, what is a pair of drawers?

I think it's a trick question.

This is what the definition is.

It's just two drawers.

What?

What?

No, nothing.

I love your answer.

Continue.

It's underwear.

Oh, okay.

I thought you were saying just two drawers.

It is two drawers.

No.

That'd be dumb.

Couldn't be that.

I like your guys' answer, but it has nothing to do with pants.

At least, not immediately.

Maybe later.

A pair of drawers is simply two cups of coffee.

Oh, it's not, though.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it's just actually not.

No, it's not.

No.

I like, I know you're reading that off of a thing, but I'm just going to put this out there.

Of all the words that I can recall that we've discussed in these episodes, that is the one where I am most staunchly, my reaction is that it's not, though.

That's just not what a pair of drawers is to anyone anywhere.

I hear you, but mental floss is my god today, so I believe them at all costs.

Don't care for it.

I'll call them up right now and I'm going to tell them how wrong they are.

I was like, We're making an episode about your article.

Why did you fuck us like that?

How could you be wrong?

They'll fix it right away.

They'll fix it.

Mark, what is dog soup?

Why are you asking me this question?

It's oddly specifically your turn.

Piece of shit, you racist piece of shit.

Because you're German.

Okay, so you're in the dog house is bad.

You're in trouble.

If it's so bad, you're in the dog soup.

Divorce!

It's divorce.

Dog soup is a divorce.

Bob, what do you think dog soup is?

So there's actually a modern version of this that gets tossed around a lot.

It's common insult

in competitive, like in esports settings and like competitive video gaming to, if someone is playing poorly, to call them dog water.

Like, ah, you're dog water, bro.

You suck, effectively.

This is like the old school version.

Two gentlemen would be playing polo, and one would sidle up next to the other on horseback and very rudely be like, I say, you appear to be dog dog soup today, my good men.

An insult for playing like shit.

Uh-huh.

For a moment there, Bob, you skimmed the top and then took back off again.

Dog soup is just another way of saying water.

I said the word water.

You did say the word water.

That's pretty close.

I agree with you.

It is.

It doesn't get much closer.

These horseshoes were to us that are pretty big.

That's close.

Well, I can't give it to him because he said it was literally playing like shit, but he said the word water.

I said the word water multiple times.

Hey, I had all the letters in water probably in mind, I believe.

You don't have any W's in there.

Let's recall.

Why'd you ask me?

It was one of the first ones I said, huh?

Why you got to ask me that?

That's what I said.

That's true, Kip.

All right.

Bob, what is a lean away?

Oh, we've done this one before.

That's a drunk person.

Someone who is tipsy can be called a lean away.

I'll give that to you.

Okay.

Mark, what is hump the swag?

Oh,

we have done this one too.

Keeping it fair.

Since this is like carrying a backpack or something, like carrying a load, like a heavy thing.

It's something simple like that, where it's close.

I'll give it to you.

It's carrying your luggage on your back.

That is carrying a load or carrying like a backpack.

I'll give you

that.

Mark, what does it mean to take the egg?

Whoa, hey, come on now.

It is his turn.

Oh, I thought it was boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Is it back to you, Bob?

Okay, I might be wrong.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

No, it's boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

All right, Bob, what does it mean to take the egg?

Take the egg.

Ah, we've definitely done this one before.

That's when Mark makes you eggs in purgatory, and then you just eat the eggs, and you don't eat the rest of it.

Take the egg means to win.

To win.

I should have let Mark go.

I would have had the, I actually would have had the answer.

Mark, what does it mean to cop a mouse?

I know this one.

Can we switch?

Can I flip?

it?

No.

Can I answer his previous one with my joke answer?

I'll give you take the egg if you give me cop a mouse.

Okay, all right.

Here's take the egg.

It's when you, as a sperm, just hitch that egg first.

That's what I was going to say.

And you would have given it to me.

You would have given it to me.

Because it's winning.

That's the first win.

We all started with a win.

We all got a big dub from birth.

From pre-birth.

You are the winning sperm.

That's true.

Okay, so now you got to guess what cop a mouse means before Bob gets to answer.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

That's Bob's.

I know this one.

I know, which is why Mark has to guess, because you guessed the other one.

Oh.

Help me, Mark.

I'm sorry, Matthew McConaughey from Wolf of Wall Street for some reason.

Anyway, I said my answer in there.

I hope you heard it.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's incorrect.

Oh, let's play the tape back.

Wait, hold on.

Cop and mouse.

Cop and mouse is getting punched in the face.

Specifically, probably the eye area.

It is a black eye, getting a black eye.

So whose turn is it now that we did all that switching back and forth?

Now is it Mark again?

I thought we were just alternating back and forth.

Mark went first on that one.

So that would mean it's my turn unless there's some other boop, boop, boop, boop we're doing.

I'm confusing myself.

No, Bob, it is your turn.

That's fine.

Bob, what does it mean to be on the hoof?

So

back then,

it's like, for example, if,

and,

but

also,

oh.

On the hoof means

to do it quickly, to do something quickly.

Mark, on the hoof.

Is this one of the old ones or is this completely new?

This is one we have not done before.

On the hoof.

What's on a hoof?

If you go what's above a hoof, it's a horse.

A horse is on the hoof or a deer or anything hooved.

But what's below the hoof can be known as what's on the hoof.

So anything below the hoof?

Anything below the hoof.

You heard me.

Anything

below the hoof.

I feel like I have to half give this to Bob because I didn't give him the point for the water one.

Oh, I thought you were going to give it to me.

No, but did I get this?

No.

I didn't give Bob the point for the one where he said the word water, even though that was close-ish.

But this one, to do something fast, technically on the hoof is any kind of meat served rare.

And rare means cook fast.

And

it's borderline along with the other one.

Maybe it's a half a point, but those two combine.

It's a rough one.

But if I'm going to give it to anybody, it would be that.

Yeah, I'll get it.

Half a point?

All right.

If I'd have said what's above the hoof, I would have been close to.

I know.

You were right in the area.

But you avoided the leg, you avoided the animal entirely, Mark.

What or who is George Eddie?

Can't believe you bring up his name around here.

I know it's

a terrible thing to mention, but George Eddie.

Okay,

George

is your middle name.

Eddie is also known as a current of some type in water,

water, water, water, water, water.

Water, water, water.

Water, water, water, water.

It's you

in water.

Isn't George's first name?

It is.

There was a lot of wrong in there, but that's the

George Eddie.

But there was a lot of right in there, too, right?

I didn't say that.

There's just a lot of of stuff in there.

It's all kinds.

Well, George is your last name.

Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water.

This is actually a Cockney rhyme.

And the way Cockney rhymes work is you generally say like a name or something completely unrelated, but it rhymes.

George Eddy rhymes with Ready.

So you'd be like, hey, you George Eddie yet?

Oh, says Are you ready yet?

A George Eddie is just a customer who doesn't tip well.

What did George Eddie do to be that guy?

What?

I don't know, but he must have done something.

You know, they serve water at restaurants,

and food at restaurants is often ready.

So, really, Mark and I were both pretty close.

I award you zero points for that effort.

Each.

Okay.

Bob, what are hounds on an island?

Hounds on an island.

That That is

when you are on a beach vacation and you finally make it to the beach and

you pop those shoes off and you say, ah, that's more like it.

Now my hounds are on the island because your puppies are in the sand.

Three feet in the sand.

Okay.

Mark, hounds on an island.

Two hounds are on an island.

How did they get there?

They swam?

Unlikely.

Dogs can't swim that far.

Or at all.

Yeah, well, they can swim, but yeah, you're right.

Some don't like water.

Chica doesn't like to swim, but that just leads more to the evidence that they were put there on the boat and then boated over by whatever action boats do.

They don't drive.

They're not cars.

You can't drive a boat.

The dogs are on this island and they're totally fine.

No one needs to do anything.

There's a boat there.

Probably.

They're just on vacation.

It's on vacation.

It's to be on vacation.

Which I think is Bob's answer.

Wait, I circled back all all the way around to his answer.

You really kind of did.

You walked us all the way through being in paradise.

Okay, is that the answer, though?

No.

Ah, shit.

Franken beans, otherwise known as hounds on an island.

Sorry, what?

I'm guessing like beans and weenies or hot dogs and beans.

Yeah.

I suppose.

Mark, what is a clucking grunt?

Clucks.

Grunts.

Grunts, commonly known as

the

little enemies in Halo.

Very skittish, very scared,

easily excitable.

I've already forgotten what the first part of it was.

Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Fucky chicken.

Chicken clucks.

Chickens lay eggs.

A cluckin' chuck.

What was it called?

A clucking grunt.

That's what it is.

You passed the test.

Good job.

Congratulations.

Clucking grunt.

Listen to the mad ramblings of someone.

Fucking run-on sentence of madness.

With half of it being, what was the other word?

Oh, yes.

It's another phrase for pooping with difficulty because you ate a lot of chicken and a lot of eggs.

You ate like only protein.

You don't have any fiber.

It's all compacted up in there.

You got major constipation.

Bob, what is a cluck and grunt?

I feel like Mark is beating me, so I'm going to try Mark's strategy.

How am I beating you?

Cluck and grunt.

Cluck.

Clucks and fries is what they call chicken tenders at Red Robin.

Red Robin, Red Baron, Red Baron, World War I.

World War I was started when they killed that guy.

What was his name?

Franz Ferdinand.

Yes, yes, yes, Franz Ferdinand.

I heard when he got shot, he made kind of a cluck sound and then he grunted and then he died.

A cluck and grunt is an assassination.

It sounds so convincing.

When you do that method, it's so

I believe it.

I have to win.

I did it the way Mark does it.

Red Robin, Red Baron, Red Baron, one more one.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I gotta give you a point just for putting me through that.

And because it was correct, another point?

No, it's ham and eggs.

I don't think so.

Okay.

In what world does ham cluck and eggs grunt and pigs oink?

Fuck's sake.

Oh, Bob, you're first on this one.

What is groping in a peculiar river?

All right.

You stick with the winning strategy.

Groping in a peculiar river.

Groping.

Groping.

Groping.

Gropes.

Knots.

Nautical miles.

River.

Nautical miles in a river.

Nautical miles in a boat.

Boats go on rivers.

Rivers run through land.

Land.

Yachts.

Yachts are boats.

Rivers go through land.

Land yachts.

Land yachts are just buses.

Buses

are full of people.

People are gross.

Groping Groping in a peculiar river is when you have to collect the tickets for an overnight bus and you have to touch all those hands of all those weirdos who ride an overnight bus.

Did you come with me on that one?

It's less laughter.

I'm concerned I lost you.

I liked how you went from you lost me at land yachts.

Land yachts.

River, land, boats, water, land, yachts.

What's to get lost on?

Ooh, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Okay.

What was my answer?

Taking tickets from gross-handed passengers on a bus.

What was the original?

I don't even remember that.

Groping in a peculiar river.

Sticking your dick in crazy.

Elaborate, I guess.

What do you mean, elaborate?

You elaborate.

Oddly enough, I need more specifically what you mean by that.

What else is there to mean?

Have sex with someone who is either really, really bad for you or mentally unstable.

Why do I need to explain that?

I just wanted to see if you got the full point or partial.

Groping in a peculiar river is cheating on your significant other.

Which you might take an overnight bus to do.

So really?

Mark and I were both right there.

All right, when it comes down to it, Mark, I gave you a half a point for groping, and I just want you to know this is what it refers to.

It does not refer to actually groping.

It was right there.

Mark, I think you are first now.

What does it mean?

The phrase bloodhound in the hay.

Okay, a role in the hay is when you have sex in a barn, right?

If you're a bloodhound in the hay, what are bloodhounds for?

Finding criminals.

Where are you going with this?

I'm not going to relate those two ideas at all.

I'm going to step outside.

I'm going to.

I don't think this is a good strategy.

I think this is a very bad strategy, actually.

It's a very dangerous one.

I think that a bloodhound in the hay is someone very loud in the bedroom.

I like that more than where it was going before.

I just don't know what you're talking about.

Bob, what is a bloodhound in the hay?

Mark is a coward.

This is the best strategy.

Bloodhound in the hay.

Bloodhound in the hay.

In the hay.

Hey, hey, knees.

Hey, you, get off of my cloud.

Bloodhound in the clouds.

Bloodhounds are for fighting criminals, as Mark pointed out.

Criminals flying in the sky.

Criminals in the sky.

Criminals in airplanes.

The red bear.

Airplanes.

Airplanes.

Get off of my cloud.

Get off of my plane.

Harrison Ford.

Harrison Ford is president.

Harrison Ford is a fugitive.

Harrison Ford is the fugitive.

Harrison Ford.

What was the original word?

Bloodhound in the hay.

Oh, that's right.

Bloodhound in the hay.

Obviously.

A bloodhound in the hay is when Harrison Ford gets a boo-boo

and bleeds a little bit.

That's a Bloodhound in the Hay.

Bloodhound in the Hay is hot dogs with sauerkraut, which Harrison Ford ate on every movie set he ever acted on.

Look it up.

Well, I tell you, when you eat that, you're going to be laugh.

It's like oysters, right?

It is an aphrodisiac.

You are going to be squealing.

Not even out your mouth.

I am terrified to ask this question, but Bob, you're first.

What are frog sticks?

Mark is a coward.

I know for word.

Frog sticks.

Frog sticks are

just what people from Louisiana call skewers because the main thing you use skewers for is to cook your frog legs.

Keep them straight when you cook them on the old Barbie, like they say in Louisiana.

Mark, what are frog sticks?

Long ago,

Kanye West was the butt of a joke on South Park.

Some theorize that this is what led to his inevitable downfall.

Might have been the Nitris, but who knows?

Frog sticks, fish sticks, frog sticks, fish dicks, right?

He likes to put fish sticks in his mouth.

You like to put frog sticks in your mouth.

It's a blowjob.

Okay.

Just imagine Mark landing the plane, and it's just like, ooh, smooth landing.

Ooh, perfect.

We're down to blowjob.

This has gone in ways and places we've never done with the old phrases before, so I am enjoying it quite a bit.

Bob, you might get half a point for this.

I guess we'll see if there's any debate from Mark on it, but frog sticks are french fries, which is a food, but you describe them as being like keeping them long and straight, which is like the French fry thing.

Like, I don't know.

It's not the exact food, but it's close-ish.

Is that half a point-worthy?

Yeah, it's pretty close.

I think we've gone

adjective used to describe an individual whose spirit is unyielding, unconstrained, one who navigates life on their own terms, effortlessly.

They do not always show up on time, but when they arrive, you notice an individual confident in their contradictions.

They know the rules, but behave as if they do not exist.

New team.

A new fragrance by Mew Mew.

Defined by you.

Through the whole list.

Let me see if there's any more missing.

Fun fact.

Dog soup, city juice, and Adam's ale are all water.

Groping in a peculiar river, carrying tackle, or being on a left-handed honeymoon are all cheating on your significant other.

Amorous Congress, basket making, blanket hornpipe, or convivial society are all sex.

Blanket hornpipe?

I got through my list of old slang phrases that we need to bring back.

Do you guys have a favorite you want to bring back?

That would require us to remember it.

I clear all my memory.

Clocks and grunts.

Mark, what's a wet sock?

No.

Wait, I got it.

Hey, Bob gets a chance, then you got to go back.

It's

whatever Mark says.

Mark?

It's what I just was.

It's a downer.

Because I was just like,

it's what I just was.

That was, I was answered.

I answered it before, and I answered it now.

It's a limp handshake, or specifically in Australia, a dull person.

I think when I answered this before, I said this exact same answer.

You might have.

Bob, what is happy cabbage?

That is, I know what I said last time, and I think it was wrong.

So,

uh, what is happy cabbage?

Oh, I know, I remember this, because I thought these were really stupid.

It's money, for some fucking reason.

It is money.

Doesn't make any sense.

I stand by it.

I think that's an awful one.

Mark, what's in the ketchup?

It's when you're losing money, you're in the red.

It is.

Any of these ones you want to bring back?

No.

No, I don't like these.

I like ketchup.

Ketchup's not bad.

Ketchup's good.

All right, Bob, what's the flub the dub?

Flub, flubber, movies, movie stars, Robin Williams.

God damn, I don't fucking remember.

It's not what I said, I think, was to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory or some such thing, but that was wrong, I think, if I remember.

It's evading one's duty.

That was my answer.

Are these for points or are we just doing this for fun?

Wait.

I thought the game ended.

Wait, the game ended.

That's up to me.

That's up to me.

Anyway, Flyrink is you, you bald-headed bald guy.

Oh, okay.

Uh, Mark or Bob, what's a giggle mug?

Oh, I seem to remember getting this one wrong as well.

It's a

mug wired to one of those buzzers that electrocutes you when you shake someone's hand, but it does it when you put your mouth on it.

You go to take a drink, and it goes,

and you're all

mark.

One more chance.

It's you, you bald-headed baldy.

I mean, you might not be completely wrong.

It's someone who's always smiling, and I'm always happy, right?

I'm not.

You don't get the point.

All right.

All right.

With that, we'll wrap.

Bob, you got a half a point for both on the hoof and frog sticks.

Sure.

Two TikTok updates.

Need help escaping TikTok.

Bigfoot vlogging.

Tenders on a boat.

Amorous Congress.

Red Robin.

Red Baron.

World War One.

Bronze Ferdinand.

Lean Away.

Oh, Cop a Mouse.

Happy Cabbage.

And Mark's a Coward.

Mark, you got a half point for groping.

You got points for Hit That Horse.

Google Crimes Alleged.

Oh, Google's alleged crimes.

Coding Genius.

Eggs on Toast.

Hump the something.

Hump the swag.

Yeah.

There was so much time in between the previous point and that point.

In the ketchup.

Take the egg.

Fly ring.

Wait.

There's a hole in the entire episode in between.

The fuck?

Wait.

I might not have read the words in order.

This doesn't answer any questions.

Wait.

There's a hole in between there that's missing.

No.

Unfair.

Oh, unfair.

There's an entire section of the episode that I was not scored upon.

Meanwhile, Bob got two for the same thing.

A joke about the Red Baron and Franz Verde Nine were one after the other.

That was all just one point.

Oh, all right, then.

Well, still unfair.

All right, unfair.

Something's unfair in here.

I guess we'll see, and I'll figure it out.

My scoring, you need to review the entire episode, and you need to account again for all of my correct and/or half-point answers and cross-reference it to make sure that your scoring is correct.

All right.

Heads.

Tails.

Heads.

Very close.

You're lucky, Will.

That was close.

Lucky.

I wouldn't have done it.

No, you would have had to do it, or you would have been cursed forever by the coins.

I'll take the curse, I guess.

I'm pretty lazy.

I guess spin to see how many.

Oh, did I finish reading your point?

I probably did.

Amy got a point for AI comp.

Come on.

Ooh, three

bonuses.

Okay.

I need to add something to the wheel, all right?

Yeah, what are we adding?

Do we have one on here that just inverses the score?

Actually, wait, don't we?

Not technically.

We have surprise golf rules in there.

That's true.

That's true.

Okay, that's that's all right.

Everybody here has at least half a point.

Oh, yeah, I think we all have half a point now.

Yeah, do we have something in here for most insane ramble?

Which I think might, Bob, you had the you got a lot of points for the funniest ones, but Mark's with the questioning and going back and forth you kind of built on that one, was just actually him sounding fucking insane to me.

So, all right, so we're doing three spins, huh?

Yeah, I guess so.

Let's do this, which could matter, it could.

I don't

guess.

I'm going to concede that one.

I think Mark is definitely still the shortest.

I agree.

All right.

Okay.

I wasn't saying that to be mean.

I'm just like, that's, I think that's, I think that's still true.

Fastest response.

Well, I didn't get that one.

Jesus fucking get there.

I'm not going to lie, guys.

At least one of them where Bob knew Happy Cabbage was pretty quick.

I don't know that Mark had a single one that was quick.

Yep.

I don't think so.

I think Bob gets that point.

All right.

One more spin.

At least points.

Who's that?

I don't think it's me.

Yeah.

Who does that one go to?

No, actually, no, that would go to Amy, right?

At least points.

Oh, oh, we do give points on the wheel to outside.

That's true.

Yeah.

All right.

Amy finishes with two points.

Bob finishes with 13 points.

And Mark finishes with 10 and a half points.

Bob wins.

I feel like there was missing there.

The coin said otherwise, and I think we respect the coin.

I think you cheated the coin because you weren't even willing to follow the rules if you landed.

I think there's fraud on a deeper level.

Fraud.

Fraud?

Strawd, Maud.

Law.

Do you want to call fraud?

I'll get the D20.

You don't want to know this D10 that Amy gave for me.

I have.

You don't want to know.

You don't want to know the the power of this D10.

Here's a little secret.

There's a sneak peek.

You don't want to know.

It's dangerous.

Amy gave this to me to use in an episode.

Said, use it only at the most dire of moments.

What's it do?

There it is.

Oh, you're going to get a little sneak peek of it.

Oh, you don't want to know the price that you're about to pay.

What's happening?

I'm confused.

I'm with you for once, Wade.

I'm going to roll this dice.

It's going to change your destiny forever.

You better write your wrongs or you're going to be wrong to write.

What does the D10 mean?

Oh, you don't even understand the quandaries it's going to put you in.

There's a little whoosh.

There it is.

You do have the smallest dice.

We could put that on there.

I have a small one.

Look, look how small it is.

It's the tiniest little d20 ever.

Don't tempt fate, man.

You better get on your path.

Well, your path is the loser speech, Mark.

Listen, buddy.

Laws

are just words unless we defend them with all of our hearts and all of of our will.

And when people go and

forget the law thing, I just said you know what happened here today.

You know, you know what happened here today.

He didn't like that I was gunning for his trophy, right?

And so he's sabotaging me.

He's sabotaging me.

And I feel like that there is a case to be made for maybe

some kind of new order type deal.

I'm done.

Okay, laws, sabotage.

Sabotage, sabotage.

Sabatons are boots.

Laws, brawl, boots, and brawl.

Boots and brawl, no underwear.

No underwear, sex.

Or a shower.

With your boots and brawl?

Are you having sex with the boots and bra?

Or no underwear?

Both?

Bob, winner speech.

Why are you both looking at me like I know?

Both of you in sync looked into the camera like you were looking to me to answer the question.

I am not sure how I won or why I won or even necessarily that I won.

But this episode is over.

And that doesn't really help me clarify anything, I'm going to be honest.

All the arrows and scribbles and things, and the way that you do that is so

concerning to me on a deep level.

Academics will study that document in the future and will name a disease after you probably.

I've only got one empty page left and then I've got to get a new pamphlet.

You don't anyway, I...

Look, it's over and I'm going to host the next one.

And

hopefully,

it'll be fine.

It'll be good even.

It's going to be great.

I'm not worried.

Congratulations to Bob.

Mark, do better next time.

If you haven't already, go follow Mark at Markipply or Bob at MySkirm.

me at Minion77 or one at Minion777.

So, until the next time, where Bob, the rightful winner who won by, oh man, two and a half points today, three and a half points today, two and a half points today, will host going to be a banger.

Until then, podcast out.