Taco Bell IX with Beck Bennett

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Speaker 7 In 1948, World War II veteran Glenn Bell opened Bell's Drive-In in the Inland Empire city of San Bernardino, California.

Speaker 7 But it wasn't the Bell restaurant that would make him his fortune or allow his name to persist after his death.

Speaker 7 Bell was known to frequent San Bernardino Taqueria Mitla Cafe, which also counted labor leader Cesar Chavez among its regulars.

Speaker 7 And eventually he learned its recipes from the Mexican-American kitchen staff. Though it's disputed how transparent Bell was about his eventual plans.

Speaker 7 In 1952, after test-driving tacos at his own hot doggery, Bell officially shifted from long meat in a bun to ground meat in a tortilla and spent the next decade attempting taco-focused concept called tacotilla and El Taco to some success.

Speaker 7 Then in 1962, he opened his eponymous Mexican fast food restaurant in the greater LA suburb of Downey, California, implementing the recipes he acquired and or pilfered from Mitla Cafe.

Speaker 7 It was this version that became a global brand, and perhaps it explains why the company has, more than any other fast food chain, focused on recipes themselves.

Speaker 7 At its corporate headquarters in Irvine, California, just a county away from the first Downey location, stands its innovation kitchen, which has cooked up wholly new and wholly inauthentic items over the decades that conceptually pushed the very boundaries of food itself.

Speaker 7 The Mexican pizza, the crunch wrap supreme, Doritos Locos tacos, the cheesy gordita crunch, and the sadly discontinued Bell Beefer, taco meat on a hamburger bun, a sloppy Jose, if you will.

Speaker 7 In 2017, the company began its first major forays into the territory of its Yum Brand stablemate, KFC, Crispy Chicken.

Speaker 7 But its naked chicken chalupa, which used a folded chicken patty as a shell, confused consumers, and its naked chicken chips, an attempt at a tortilla chip form factor flat nugget, fell flat.

Speaker 7 Iteration continued, however, and here, the brand found success not in adding hats on hats, but in simplification.

Speaker 7 Its 2023 Krispy Chicken Nuggets were a test kitchen hit, and this year they followed up with Krispy Strips available on their own or as the protein within tacos and burritos.

Speaker 7 Who knows what the future holds for the innovation kitchen? Probably some real weird shit that tastes good as hell.

Speaker 7 But the company's past is owed in large part to a different kitchen, the Mitla Cafes. This week on Doughboys, we return once again to Taco Bell for the new Krispy Chicken menu.

Speaker 7 Welcome to Doughboys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger, along with my co-host,

Speaker 7 Tum Cruise,

Speaker 7 the spoon man, Mike Mitchell. Tum.
Tum like Tums, or Tummy Tum Tum, or just Tom, but pronounced the way Mitch says mom as mom. That's cute.

Speaker 7 I considered tum choose, but at that point, it's so removed from the real thing, I wasn't sure it made sense anymore. Thank you for the best podcast at grip grand, roasted birdfock.com.

Speaker 12 How about that?

Speaker 13 Thanks, Grip Grand.

Speaker 14 I wonder how we got that.

Speaker 15 It sounds kind of like a little horny.

Speaker 2 It sounds a little horny.

Speaker 7 What did you?

Speaker 16 I just want to start this episode off with a prayer.

Speaker 18 Okay, great.

Speaker 20 It is a Christian podcast.

Speaker 21 Dear God,

Speaker 2 please let this episode go viral.

Speaker 2 Me and my guests are praying that this episode will go viral. Not just viral, but the most viral any podcast has ever gone.

Speaker 2 And no monkey paw twists, no new virus.

Speaker 24 We want it to go viral.

Speaker 25 Thank you. Amen.

Speaker 26 Amen.

Speaker 27 That was beautiful. Wow.

Speaker 29 We just shook hands with our guests.

Speaker 2 My guest and I have discussed.

Speaker 2 My guest and I.

Speaker 2 We've discussed

Speaker 2 We've discussed virality. Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 We just want today's episode to go viral.

Speaker 8 Well, that's what we all want.

Speaker 9 We're making internet content. That's ultimately the goal.

Speaker 2 And we're always chasing, everyone is always chasing the virality.

Speaker 7 You're always chasing views. You're always chasing hits, page views, you know?

Speaker 31 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 7 And

Speaker 7 you could be coy about it, or you could do what you're doing and just be honest about like, that's what this is. Yeah.
And you could pray to Almighty God.

Speaker 32 But you don't want the monkey paw.

Speaker 33 You don't want a little twist.

Speaker 7 that was a smart move you did there, and I caught it.

Speaker 7 And I think, I don't know if our listeners caught it, but like, I thought it was really savvy because you're a man who's prayed before, you know, that sometimes God wants to fulfill your wish, ironically.

Speaker 7 Yes, and so he is, he is.

Speaker 2 I mean, God is like any genie.

Speaker 32 Yes, you have to, you have to be like, I, you got to be clear on all of your wishes.

Speaker 7 He's really, he's like basically like the top genie. He's like the most powerful genie.

Speaker 2 God is a top genie.

Speaker 7 God is a top genie.

Speaker 32 God, you're the top genie.

Speaker 7 And also, Genie, you're free.

Speaker 36 Yeah, and Genie, you are free.

Speaker 2 Who could forget when Robin Williams passed away and Genie was free?

Speaker 7 Beautiful.

Speaker 7 Mitch, I hope this episode does go viral. I hope your prayer works.

Speaker 37 I have a feeling that you're not going to be able to

Speaker 2 fall down and my tiny dick to be out, and then it gets millions of views.

Speaker 38 You know what I mean?

Speaker 25 I really hope that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 You're saying that tiny dick guys want their dick to be shown up.

Speaker 7 Well, that's our buddy JF's

Speaker 42 theory. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So we guys with small small hogs and guys with huge hogs are the ones who are showing up.

Speaker 43 We both like to show it off.

Speaker 34 Which I get.

Speaker 7 But I was going to say,

Speaker 7 I thought when you're talking about virality, I thought you meant ironically that it would be like, oh, it will go viral. You'll all get a virus.
Like, you'll all get some sort of disease.

Speaker 38 No, no, not that virality.

Speaker 45 Yeah. No.

Speaker 2 No. I was a man.
I'm dealing with long COVID. I don't like, the only viral I like is online.

Speaker 47 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 This virtual insanity we're all living in now.

Speaker 38 Jimera Choir sang

Speaker 48 correctly.

Speaker 17 We're soothsayers.

Speaker 49 Yes.

Speaker 2 Prophets. You know, you know, Dutton loved Jameir Choir and had a Jameir Choir poster in his house in LA.

Speaker 7 Totally buy that.

Speaker 50 He loved Jameir Choir.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 50 Jameer Kwai.

Speaker 19 Jameiraqui?

Speaker 29 You ever go to that place? The floors were crazy.

Speaker 7 Couldn't stand still.

Speaker 46 Is this the 1997 MTV Music Video Awards?

Speaker 21 Hey, can I get a burger?

Speaker 41 Whoa, whoa,

Speaker 40 Grove.

Speaker 28 Oh, sounds funny.

Speaker 28 I mean, it is funny.

Speaker 2 I think we got embarrassed by just doing jokes just in general. Yeah, sure.

Speaker 17 We got to introduce our guests.

Speaker 51 We got to introduce ourselves. But also,

Speaker 52 I had a bathroom breakdown before the episode even started.

Speaker 54 I don't think it caused

Speaker 7 a bathroom breakdown because it was pre-show. We hadn't waited.

Speaker 17 I didn't tell you all about it then.

Speaker 42 No, go for it. Go for it.

Speaker 55 I listened to Future Island's

Speaker 52 seasons,

Speaker 32 which is a great Letterman performance.

Speaker 18 We've said it on here before.

Speaker 2 And then the other song I listened listened to was

Speaker 2 the song that we were listening to beforehand.

Speaker 28 Oh, okay.

Speaker 57 10% luck, 50% skill.

Speaker 2 And then we did a Doughboys version

Speaker 2 that Amelia kind of knocked out of the park.

Speaker 32 Because I said like 10% shit. And then

Speaker 62 10% shit, 5% piss.

Speaker 62 5%.

Speaker 28 Come.

Speaker 61 8% piss.

Speaker 28 9% yum.

Speaker 40 Yum.

Speaker 28 Or crumbs. Crumbs.

Speaker 7 So you have three body fluids, and then we get to food.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 54 I mean, this is what the odd guest is.

Speaker 40 In the right ratio there.

Speaker 65 Yeah, 15%.

Speaker 28 Come. What are the actual numbers? 50%.

Speaker 28 50%. Come.

Speaker 53 Another 50% calm.

Speaker 66 I've heard that.

Speaker 7 So, like, I'm so

Speaker 28 150% calm.

Speaker 7 I'm so out of touch with modern, with contemporary music. And I assume that song came out in the past five, 10 years.
I don't know what it is, but I've heard it in some.

Speaker 67 It came out 15 years ago.

Speaker 68 We were guessing beforehand. Okay.

Speaker 69 Oh, you weren't in the room.

Speaker 2 I said, guess how many views this has?

Speaker 2 Everyone, like, Amelia, I'm a guess, like, 1.6 million or something.

Speaker 64 And

Speaker 2 our guest guessed 3 million. And then Casey guessed 30 million.
It's 380 million views.

Speaker 7 Yeah, those songs get like looped endlessly. People are always watching those and listening to that.
So like that song, I was trying to think of what context I must have heard that song.

Speaker 7 Because it would have the only places I hear new music are like at the gym.

Speaker 7 My guess is if you play like NBA 2K. That's what I want.
Yeah, so yeah, it was probably in a video game. That's probably where I encountered it.

Speaker 61 Honestly, it's also a good workout song.

Speaker 72 Like, it'd be a good running song because it's very intense and like heavy driving. So maybe you hear it at the gym.

Speaker 2 You definitely, I mean, I feel like it was like played for like NBA

Speaker 38 on NBA ads or something.

Speaker 2 Like it was like a song that was everywhere.

Speaker 42 It's the Lincoln Park guy, we also found out.

Speaker 2 There's also, remember the name is also an Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 19 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 2 Ed Sheerin.

Speaker 28 Sheeran. Sheeran.

Speaker 54 Sheeran. You said it wrong before the episode.

Speaker 7 Everyone corrected you, and then you got it wrong again.

Speaker 73 It's fine.

Speaker 13 Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 13 Ed Sheeran song.

Speaker 41 Ed Sheeran, you nailed it.

Speaker 2 That also remembered the name, featuring Eminem in 50 Cent.

Speaker 7 How many views does that one have?

Speaker 38 That's a great question.

Speaker 16 You know what?

Speaker 2 I was going to try to look up is how many views Virtual Insanity has.

Speaker 7 Because I bet you. I would not be shocked if Virtual Insanity crested a billion views.

Speaker 7 I feel like people just listen to that.

Speaker 42 It's such a popular song.

Speaker 3 Oh my God. Okay.

Speaker 35 The Jamera Choir official

Speaker 2 Vimo.

Speaker 3 Veemo? Vivo.

Speaker 45 Vivo. Vivo.

Speaker 42 Vivo.

Speaker 7 By the way, I think Vivo was owned by some huge label.

Speaker 7 I'm trying to remember what it is, but it's one of those things where just like all these bands have, all these artists have Vivo affixed to their name for their video channels.

Speaker 32 You guys a billion views? Yeah.

Speaker 24 Anyone else want to get

Speaker 2 our guest is very politely not saying anything?

Speaker 72 I looked it up, I looked it up, so I can't answer.

Speaker 59 Wags. Yeah.

Speaker 28 Maybe, maybe I get this guy with my voice.

Speaker 77 Maybe look 1.3 billion.

Speaker 53 1.3 billion.

Speaker 58 Pretty good guess.

Speaker 36 Guess what?

Speaker 64 Whoever that guy is who's guessing it,

Speaker 60 way off,

Speaker 79 way off, less than remember the name views.

Speaker 2 319 million.

Speaker 7 That's still a lot of views.

Speaker 28 That's still a lot of views.

Speaker 73 It's a lot of views.

Speaker 7 If this episode does 319 million

Speaker 36 with the viral.

Speaker 81 Look, we have a lot of...

Speaker 2 Me and my guests

Speaker 82 have a lot of, uh,

Speaker 21 we have a lot, and I've known him for a long time.

Speaker 37 I've never heard him.

Speaker 3 This is new to me. This is a new voice.

Speaker 83 Right.

Speaker 28 I've never done it.

Speaker 53 Emma, let's hit him with a drop.

Speaker 7 I just want to mention this real quick.

Speaker 84 Just real quick.

Speaker 2 As much as people would think, I don't have a lot of wrist strength.

Speaker 72 Singies.

Speaker 4 Stingies. Bingies.

Speaker 87 Bingies.

Speaker 3 That's just like a man. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I'm just like a little boy.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 85 That sucks.

Speaker 4 Bingies.

Speaker 1 Bingies. Bingies.

Speaker 66 Interesting.

Speaker 37 That was a good beat. I thought that was a good beat.

Speaker 41 I thought it was good.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 59 Here is that file.

Speaker 16 My IG name is at cakewalk backwards.

Speaker 43 Cakewalk backwards.

Speaker 2 But my real name is Shrimp Claw.

Speaker 23 Wow.

Speaker 2 I won't say what his actual name is.

Speaker 19 But thank you, Shrimpclaw.

Speaker 56 That was a great.

Speaker 7 Sometimes these have like the drop has like a grand theory behind it.

Speaker 7 It's like going to isolate one thing and sort of be like, well, we'll just, we'll just, you know, take that to its logical conclusion.

Speaker 7 This one, I feel like, was more kind of just like scattershot, but it did have the thingies as kind of a landing bed. It was an interesting approach.

Speaker 34 Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 51 I enjoyed, I enjoyed it. I liked it.

Speaker 52 I liked it.

Speaker 24 Is this our, we should introduce our guests?

Speaker 2 Is this our 501st episode? Is that in the order or no?

Speaker 7 I don't know if this will be exactly sequential in terms of release.

Speaker 15 I think we're recording this one a little in advance.

Speaker 72 This will be out July 3rd.

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 7 So it might be 502, 503.

Speaker 2 Sorry, to our guest.

Speaker 28 That's okay.

Speaker 77 I'm just happy to be here.

Speaker 7 We need to apologize to our guests for that. It's fine.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 28 No, yeah. No, it's okay.

Speaker 89 Don't be weird.

Speaker 2 I hope that our guest speaks like this in that voice the rest of the episode.

Speaker 28 Yeah, maybe I get stuck here.

Speaker 7 You know, speaking of our guests, Mitch, and speaking of potentially going viral, I have a little surprise of my own.

Speaker 66 Wait, what?

Speaker 7 I figured because of what our guest is involved in,

Speaker 7 I might go into Clark Kent mode for this episode.

Speaker 81 Put on some specs.

Speaker 28 Oh, my God.

Speaker 40 Wow.

Speaker 40 Regular four eyes.

Speaker 28 That's amazing.

Speaker 7 Returning to the pod from SNL, Good Neighbor in the new film Superman in Theaters July 11th. Beck Bennett is here.

Speaker 51 Hi, Beck.

Speaker 79 Oh, hi.

Speaker 92 It's so good to be, like, just go back, drop into my normal voice and just be myself here with you guys. It was really hard not to be a part of it.

Speaker 2 I didn't even recognize you as a human being.

Speaker 27 I'm happy you're back.

Speaker 94 Thank you so much.

Speaker 95 I mean, you know, I'm an actor.

Speaker 96 I act and do voices and stuff.

Speaker 84 So you're major.

Speaker 94 It's just acting major.

Speaker 98 It just came naturally to me to kind of disguise myself that way, kind of like you are now.

Speaker 58 That's right.

Speaker 99 Yeah, I can barely tell that you look exactly like Clark Kenned.

Speaker 3 You gave, I mean, immediately I thought,

Speaker 2 it's like falling down to like on vacation.

Speaker 54 It's like, just like

Speaker 81 the direct a video falling down sequel.

Speaker 40 Yeah, it's a little chill.

Speaker 102 The recast of the bus. I'm going to the boss.

Speaker 62 Yeah. There is a seriousness to it, but kind of having fun.

Speaker 103 He's having fun. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 32 I like the glasses look sharp wise.

Speaker 7 I like that. These are my blue light glasses that I use before bed.

Speaker 7 So, you know, we'll see if they make me a little sleepy. I think I'll be all right.

Speaker 91 Does it help you?

Speaker 85 Go to sleep. Size.

Speaker 29 It helps a lot.

Speaker 65 I guess I do have

Speaker 62 blue light glasses. I just had to get glasses.

Speaker 98 I've turned 40 and could not see anymore. Right.

Speaker 104 It happened. Yeah.

Speaker 105 And then at night, I've been wearing my glasses.

Speaker 7 Yeah,

Speaker 7 this is like I became a big, because I had insomnia for many, many years. I'm still dealing with it.
But I've gotten big into into life.

Speaker 2 You had insomnia, before insomnia cookies even were out here.

Speaker 58 That's true, bitch.

Speaker 7 My insomnia diagnosis does predate the existence of the chain insomnia cookies.

Speaker 106 Oh, I thought insomnia was because of the cookies.

Speaker 96 Like, I thought people got insomnia.

Speaker 106 I first thought it was the cookies.

Speaker 17 No, actually, you thought it was cookie.

Speaker 46 When you saw insomnia cookies, you thought that was like a, like it was like a medical term?

Speaker 106 I thought it was, no, I just kind of thought it was like, oh, stay up all night.

Speaker 109 And then it's like, stay up all night cookies or something.

Speaker 110 And then people were eating them and they were going crazy.

Speaker 92 And then people started getting getting insomnia.

Speaker 32 I think there might be a direct connection.

Speaker 92 I thought the cookies came first.

Speaker 98 Yeah,

Speaker 7 it could be

Speaker 7 ultimately causal there. But no, I do think insomnia, the disease came first.

Speaker 111 Okay. That's fair.

Speaker 35 Oh, the disease came first.

Speaker 7 I think so, yeah.

Speaker 34 I think so.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I would guess insomnia came before insomnia cookies.

Speaker 73 That would be my guess.

Speaker 95 I mean, yeah, but I'm not a doctor, but that was, I just had a theory there.

Speaker 22 Yeah, none of us are doctors.

Speaker 32 If he's an actor, though, he could be a doctor.

Speaker 24 Exactly.

Speaker 89 Have you ever played a doctor?

Speaker 92 No, no, I don't get cast that way.

Speaker 114 Oh, you'd be a great doctor.

Speaker 37 Thank you.

Speaker 115 You know, I think that would be going against type.

Speaker 98 Really?

Speaker 37 For me?

Speaker 92 Yeah, I don't usually play smart people.

Speaker 40 Aw.

Speaker 82 No, it's okay.

Speaker 116 I am really, really smart as a person.

Speaker 91 You have to be really, really smart to play dumb people, too.

Speaker 62 So they always say,

Speaker 28 my man.

Speaker 2 I sent you an audition I got for a doctor just the other day.

Speaker 35 It was for him.

Speaker 75 For a little

Speaker 75 movie. Wait, that was a doctor role?

Speaker 42 It was a doctor role. Wow, I don't know.

Speaker 2 And it was like the first line is like,

Speaker 76 I mean, I can't. I I am Dr.
Dumbass.

Speaker 25 Went to dip shit university.

Speaker 47 I mean, like, the first thing was like, you have a lateral sprain of the whatever.

Speaker 2 And I was just like, this is, no one is going to believe me saying those words.

Speaker 62 Especially when you say it like that.

Speaker 25 Yeah, lateral sprain of the whatever.

Speaker 119 I believe you.

Speaker 120 I believe you in anything, anything you do.

Speaker 13 But then I did just audition for a Feral Man yesterday, which was much better.

Speaker 54 I fit like a guy who was like, duh.

Speaker 64 Like I was, I was like,

Speaker 52 give me chocolate.

Speaker 2 And I was like eating chocolate.

Speaker 7 Great birthday boy sketch, Pharaoh Man.

Speaker 45 Hell yeah, my man.

Speaker 7 You were the titular Pharaoh Man.

Speaker 32 I was the Pharaoh Man.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 32 What was his name? Mark Delvecchio or something?

Speaker 17 It was a very, it was a, it was, it was a very funny name.

Speaker 92 A perfect funny name.

Speaker 104 Becca is back.

Speaker 91 Beck is back. Beck is back.

Speaker 68 Speaking of the birthday boys.

Speaker 65 It's so good to be back. No, you could, you keep going.

Speaker 121 I was just saying, it's great to be back.

Speaker 83 It's been too long.

Speaker 55 It's been too long.

Speaker 2 Speaking of the birthday boys, right off the bat, you made me do this in New Orleans. We were just in New Orleans together.

Speaker 47 List your favorite birthday boys, top to bottom.

Speaker 32 Go. Fuck.

Speaker 65 Oh,

Speaker 95 the members.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, the members of the birthday boys.

Speaker 58 You? Yeah. I'm a number one.
You're number one.

Speaker 95 All right.

Speaker 32 We don't have to do the rest of the list.

Speaker 28 Thank God.

Speaker 123 What about your favorite good neighbor?

Speaker 60 You, of course.

Speaker 110 Thank you. Okay, we don't have to go to anybody else.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 21 And, you know,

Speaker 7 I'd definitely say you for a good neighbor.

Speaker 34 Yes.

Speaker 124 Okay, interesting.

Speaker 49 Birthday boys.

Speaker 2 Kyle comes back on the show. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 125 It can be Kyle when he comes.

Speaker 126 It's okay.

Speaker 40 I get it.

Speaker 7 Birthday boys, maybe Ferguson.

Speaker 53 Ferguson.

Speaker 60 Of course, you pick the workhorse.

Speaker 93 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 Fucking boring-ass answer.

Speaker 127 A great answer.

Speaker 94 Fergus is a great actor.

Speaker 108 You'd be my Mary.

Speaker 92 You'd be my fuck.

Speaker 29 Kill Kowalek, right?

Speaker 93 We'll let him do that on his own.

Speaker 25 We love you, Koala. Trap.

Speaker 28 We love you.

Speaker 53 Piece of cheese tricked me.

Speaker 40 No.

Speaker 124 The cheese tricked you.

Speaker 75 Okay.

Speaker 75 Beck is back.

Speaker 36 Beck is back, baby.

Speaker 7 And you're back, not just on the podcast, but also back from the bayou. You were down there with the spoon man.

Speaker 90 I was.

Speaker 123 We were ripping it up down in NOLA.

Speaker 2 We had a blast down in NOLA.

Speaker 129 And I want to ask you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Name some of your favorite bayou bites.

Speaker 95 Oh, man.

Speaker 2 Well, here's the thing with the bayou.

Speaker 108 Interesting. The first thing that came up.

Speaker 2 Sometimes the bites bite back, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 117 Absolutely.

Speaker 92 Sometimes the bites bite back. Yeah, I actually did have a sandwich that bit me.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. Was it a gate?

Speaker 2 Was it a Gator sandwich?

Speaker 82 No, it was just like,

Speaker 40 it was haunted

Speaker 92 yeah because ghosts are big down there and ghosts are huge down there yeah it was a haunted sandwich that i ate and it took a bite out of me we did go on a we did go we went on a ghost tour together that is we did did you really yeah yeah i i got there late our our flight my flight in was um was uh diverted oh no there was bad weather in new orleans and we got diverted to what's it called the other place that's close by New Orleans.

Speaker 120 Baton Rouge.

Speaker 37 Baton Rouge. I believe.
Yeah.

Speaker 15 Pussy ass plane.

Speaker 92 And so I I came in. Yeah.

Speaker 40 It was a pussy ass plane.

Speaker 135 It was a pussy ass plane.

Speaker 40 The pilot was tough.

Speaker 82 Oh, really?

Speaker 79 The pilot had these huge balls.

Speaker 106 And he came out to show everybody because he was like, everybody, this is a pussy ass plane. I have huge balls.

Speaker 68 It wasn't me.

Speaker 82 And he came out and showed everybody his balls.

Speaker 120 And we were like, yeah, man.

Speaker 124 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Yeah, it was really cool.

Speaker 32 I would like to see that if that is the case.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 32 it did delay.

Speaker 2 You missed half the ghost story because of this.

Speaker 92 Just got the end.

Speaker 114 Got the scariest, nastiest ghost story that I don't even want to.

Speaker 37 Which makes me want to touch it.

Speaker 7 Where was the ghost story? Were you walking around the town? Was it a 10-to-1 hotel?

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you walked around the town, which also, by the way, now that I think about it, oh, your plane was diverted and you missed half the ghost tour.

Speaker 112 Yeah, that really is interesting.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. It seems like maybe you were a little scared to come on the ghost tour.

Speaker 48 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 108 I wasn't scared.

Speaker 84 I'm fine with ghosts.

Speaker 108 I didn't go to the plane myself at all.

Speaker 18 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 82 I swear.

Speaker 84 I swear.

Speaker 108 My plane was diverted.

Speaker 82 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 108 I'm totally fine with ghosts. Yeah.

Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 110 I believe you. Yeah.
No, I'm, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah. I'm not scared at all.

Speaker 33 What do you think of the term boo?

Speaker 93 All right. Okay.

Speaker 119 Okay.

Speaker 49 You diverted the plane.

Speaker 96 I diverted the plane myself.

Speaker 134 You guys.

Speaker 106 But the pilot still had these huge balls.

Speaker 21 It was amazing.

Speaker 32 You guys, you guys are halfway there, and the guy, the guy who did the tour

Speaker 2 was, it was very funny. He was like,

Speaker 47 He was like, All right, the tour's going to end at 10 p.m.

Speaker 32 That's it.

Speaker 22 He was, and he was, look, he was doing a great job.

Speaker 2 He had a Ghostbuster shirt on. I give this guy a lot of credit.

Speaker 92 So, that's like selling it right away. Ghostbuster shirt on.
You're like, okay, he got it.

Speaker 114 This guy knows what he's doing.

Speaker 137 Yeah.

Speaker 47 And if worst case scenario, we're safe because

Speaker 2 it seems like he knows some people.

Speaker 82 He's in touch with the ghosts and pathways and stuff.

Speaker 21 Supernatural.

Speaker 2 So he had this, he had this Ghostbuster shirt on, but he was like, he was, and he was like very much like, I'm like, I'm going to be the leader of this tour.

Speaker 71 And it was like at 10 p.m.

Speaker 38 It ends.

Speaker 2 And then when Beck and Kyle strolled along, I think he was an SNL fan.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 32 And then he was like, the tour ends at 10, but if you want,

Speaker 2 you can take those wristbands off and I can give you an extended tour.

Speaker 63 Like he did that sort of thing. Yeah,

Speaker 138 he was kind of like, I could keep hanging out with you all night.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 92 I could just kind of come along with you and tell you ghost stories if you guys want.

Speaker 139 And we were like, we're good.

Speaker 93 It was a really great tour.

Speaker 40 He was a very nice guy.

Speaker 128 Great guy.

Speaker 93 He did a great.

Speaker 82 He did a great guy.

Speaker 114 But I guess the idea being that if he was hanging out with us and we had these wristbands on and he got caught, he could get in big trouble.

Speaker 2 He gets $500 fine per person.

Speaker 29 No way.

Speaker 94 Is that for real? Yeah. Is that what he told us? That's what he said beforehand.

Speaker 15 Wait, explain.

Speaker 7 I don't understand. Wait, that's a good thing.
$500.

Speaker 25 There's a thing that you're over 10 p.m.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. That's what he was saying.

Speaker 66 Yeah. For tours?

Speaker 32 Yeah, for tours.

Speaker 72 Maybe he's a ghost. Maybe the ghosts make that rule.
They don't want to be bothered after 10 p.m.

Speaker 15 It is probably a ghost rule.

Speaker 2 We did, we stopped at like a Matt. Whatever her, it's an American horror story.
Kathy Bates plays her in American horror story.

Speaker 37 Okay.

Speaker 71 A horrible last story of this house where she tortured slaves that she owned.

Speaker 37 But

Speaker 2 Kathy Bates played her in American horror story.

Speaker 71 And Nick Cage bought the house afterwards.

Speaker 42 That's wild.

Speaker 37 And he went bankrupt.

Speaker 104 And he went bankrupt.

Speaker 3 He did go bankrupt.

Speaker 85 So that's kind of the ghost.

Speaker 15 Yeah, they were saying that was the ghost.

Speaker 92 He said that everybody who's owned the house has gone bankrupt, lost their mind.

Speaker 143 Or

Speaker 137 got killed. Killed themselves.
Died. Yeah.
Killed themselves. Yeah, died.

Speaker 40 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 144 It's intense. Yeah, it's pretty intense.

Speaker 13 It was an intense story.

Speaker 2 And you are not supposed to walk under the awning because if you do, you get cursed, basically.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 71 A fucked up story, Wax.

Speaker 2 But then we had some great bites right after that.

Speaker 82 We did.

Speaker 94 That was one of my favorite bite.

Speaker 115 Verdie Mart.

Speaker 145 Yeah. Wait, what was it?

Speaker 45 Verdi Mart.

Speaker 70 Verdi Mart.

Speaker 9 Verdi Mart. Yeah.
It's Verdie Mart.

Speaker 143 It's like this little, it's a little mart on the corner, a little store, a little quickie mart type thing.

Speaker 92 They have like a full, a huge menu of sandwiches. So your typical, like, you know, your little bags of chips and drinks and whatnot.

Speaker 123 And then just at the red, a huge, huge menu, like a little deli.

Speaker 139 Wow.

Speaker 123 And I had a, like a fried chicken po-boy.

Speaker 120 It was fantastic.

Speaker 146 And I had a bite of the thing that you had the night before, which was called, what, the all-star or the...

Speaker 64 I think it was called All That Jazz.

Speaker 32 All That Jazz.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 21 It makes more sense.

Speaker 114 I had a bite of somebody's and I thought it was awful.

Speaker 92 It was so, it was the sloppiest sandwich.

Speaker 37 This is also a po-boy.

Speaker 21 What was the form of it? Yeah, but it's a po-boy.

Speaker 115 It had everything on it. It had like a bad thing.

Speaker 95 Roast beef, ham, shrimp.

Speaker 59 It has all, it has everything on it.

Speaker 114 It was a slippery, saucy situation.

Speaker 109 I like bit into it, and you know, things were kind of squirting around.

Speaker 112 I don't like that.

Speaker 56 Yeah, it was too much.

Speaker 22 That sounds like ungopachka.

Speaker 37 It's like a little too many terms.

Speaker 24 Too many kabotas.

Speaker 34 What's ungopacha?

Speaker 135 Is that a term?

Speaker 7 It's a Yiddish term meaning like one too many things.

Speaker 12 It's gaudy, like over, overstuffed. That sounds like that sandwich.

Speaker 92 Yeah.

Speaker 114 You know, a big part of a good sandwich is the air.

Speaker 145 Have you heard this?

Speaker 148 Yeah, sure.

Speaker 92 You need some air in there.

Speaker 115 You can't have it packed too tightly.

Speaker 149 This is a sandwich person on Instagram.

Speaker 115 I picked it up.

Speaker 144 I love this. And it's like,

Speaker 113 you need to have some room for the, you need, we were talking about ratios.

Speaker 119 Right. It's all about the ratios.

Speaker 132 If you have it stuffed with too much stuff, it's just, it's, I can't, my brain doesn't know what to focus on.

Speaker 126 A meat stack.

Speaker 2 We talk about the, like, when it was like, it's like something, you know, like, uh, we're meat obsessed culture-wise. We're just obsessed with meat.
It's true.

Speaker 2 And it's like, I don't love when a sandwich is like that much meat.

Speaker 16 That's like, that's not a, that's not a sandwich.

Speaker 2 It's the different components.

Speaker 113 That's like a steak of cold cuts.

Speaker 124 That's what.

Speaker 124 Exactly.

Speaker 25 We don't want that. No, no.

Speaker 117 We don't want that. No.

Speaker 7 No, yeah. You know, you don't want, you need, you need that negative space, like you were saying, that ma.

Speaker 23 A little air. The ma.

Speaker 95 Yeah, you need a little air in there.

Speaker 25 Right.

Speaker 7 I know. What is it? What is your favorite? Because like I, when I, you said, when do you say po-boy? I instantly just think of a shrimp po-boy.
That's like my favorite.

Speaker 7 And I also, I feel like that feels to me very much like I'm down in Dubayou. You know, like what are the contexts am I getting a shrimp sandwich?

Speaker 128 A shrimp po-boy is is great to me that's the classic po-boy but i could be completely wrong i don't mean i've been to new orleans once in my life i'm just gonna tell you right off the bat you are completely wrong what is the classic po-boy the classic poboy i think is the uh the the roast beef roast beef okay the uh uh what is what do they call the the gravy the like the gritty gravy they have some sort of name for it um they have some sort of name for like it's like uh like a like trash you know like a like a trash

Speaker 61 garbage pail or something

Speaker 28 no no no Hold on.

Speaker 7 Is it just calm? Do they just call it calm?

Speaker 124 No, they don't call it calm.

Speaker 95 Give me all the jizz on there.

Speaker 16 No, it's not jizz.

Speaker 33 It might be jizz.

Speaker 71 Hold on a second.

Speaker 59 Is it the red gravy?

Speaker 67 Is that where you're talking about?

Speaker 68 Red gravy. Oh, no.

Speaker 48 What's the gravy?

Speaker 65 All that jazz. All that jazz.
Po-boy.

Speaker 137 All that jazz is a little kind of, you know, spunky.

Speaker 110 Yes. To put all that jazz on there.

Speaker 112 We jazzed it up.

Speaker 144 No, thank you.

Speaker 137 Put my jazz on there.

Speaker 53 Debris gravy?

Speaker 75 Debris. Debris.
Debris. Debris.

Speaker 7 Debris gravy.

Speaker 68 Well, I mean, I think it's just called debris.

Speaker 28 It's called trash. Yeah.

Speaker 108 See, I would not think that.

Speaker 96 Like, when somebody told me they had, somebody had like a roast beef po-boy, I was like, what?

Speaker 98 That doesn't register to me.

Speaker 58 I mean, I could be...

Speaker 72 They pronounce it debris, not debris.

Speaker 68 Debris, debris.

Speaker 57 Debris.

Speaker 58 Debris. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Debris. Yeah.

Speaker 82 But that's like,

Speaker 92 I don't remember a lot of the other bites we had.

Speaker 82 We went to like a couple.

Speaker 34 We we went to a couple fancy we went to Ashafala, I think it's called.

Speaker 93 That was on Saturday.

Speaker 2 That was on Saturday. That was really good.
That was a good, that was, those, those were some good bites.

Speaker 7 Was that like a classic sort of, you know, Cajun sort of restaurant?

Speaker 29 What kind of food were we dealing with?

Speaker 32 Yeah, I think, I think an elevated Cajun something.

Speaker 34 Got it.

Speaker 19 I mean, I think Cajun food can be elevated.

Speaker 39 I'm just saying

Speaker 71 a fancier restaurant.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 98 You had a fantastic looking gumbo.

Speaker 35 I did have a very good gumbo.

Speaker 2 You seemed jealous because I think that you were thinking about doing the gumbo and then you didn't do it.

Speaker 95 I didn't.

Speaker 45 I highly regretted it. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's okay.

Speaker 82 I'll go back.

Speaker 35 I could sense that.

Speaker 37 You were kind of shaking the whole day.

Speaker 42 I was like,

Speaker 151 my jar was sticking out.

Speaker 98 I was like sticking my tongue out at you.

Speaker 98 Doing stuff under the table you couldn't see.

Speaker 60 But yeah.

Speaker 55 Were you flipping me off under the table?

Speaker 82 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 52 So what?

Speaker 90 It made me feel better.

Speaker 82 It made me relax a little bit.

Speaker 35 That's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 66 I mean, try it out. It feels great.

Speaker 68 That's not under the table.

Speaker 68 That's fucking right above the table.

Speaker 140 What would you rather have?

Speaker 33 What's the talk behind your one and go under your legs?

Speaker 152 Yeah, that's better, honestly.

Speaker 54 It's not right in my face.

Speaker 33 What do you think we're doing back here, all that?

Speaker 28 Oh, shit. Yeah, you're looking up there.

Speaker 21 You got to look down there.

Speaker 28 Damn, dude. I hate getting Casey.

Speaker 28 Casey,

Speaker 28 what?

Speaker 88 What?

Speaker 68 I hate getting flipped off.

Speaker 47 It's one of my least favorite things.

Speaker 53 Don't flip me off.

Speaker 94 As a Boston guy, he can't handle that.

Speaker 53 I got flipped off once at a Red Sox game.

Speaker 2 I lost my mind.

Speaker 40 Oh, no.

Speaker 47 The opposing team span flipped me off. Wise, you hate getting flipped off.

Speaker 17 I hate getting flipped off.

Speaker 145 Is that for real?

Speaker 82 You hate the flip?

Speaker 53 When I get flipped off, I flip out.

Speaker 2 Turn down your podcast.

Speaker 16 I guess it's too late.

Speaker 41 Maybe we'll get a warning beforehand.

Speaker 7 Is gumbo one of the most fun word foods, like food words to say?

Speaker 140 Yeah. Gumbo.

Speaker 128 Right if there's jambalaya.

Speaker 26 Jambalaya. Oh, man.

Speaker 37 Jambalaya is more fun than that.

Speaker 60 You fool.

Speaker 36 You've got Jambalaya over there.

Speaker 40 Jambalaya.

Speaker 45 Yeah, that's a hoot.

Speaker 37 That's a hoot.

Speaker 21 Yeah. What about what is the other one?

Speaker 150 What is it? E-T?

Speaker 7 Etuvet. See, but that one I don't have any confidence in pronouncing.
So I get, so it's less fun for me.

Speaker 29 Et touve?

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 60 What is that? Et touffe. I don't know.

Speaker 7 I also don't really know what it is.

Speaker 135 Sounds French. Yeah.

Speaker 39 I think it's gumbo.

Speaker 37 I think it's a gumbo dish.

Speaker 38 It's just made up of a bunch of bones.

Speaker 72 It is a Cajun Creole dish from Louisiana that translates to smothered in French.

Speaker 37 Got it.

Speaker 33 It's mostly bones.

Speaker 16 It was mostly bones, right?

Speaker 55 It was just a pile of bones.

Speaker 103 And you just suck the gravy off the bones.

Speaker 120 Yeah, you suck the gravy off the bottom.

Speaker 135 Get a little of the meat.

Speaker 153 It's kind of like a stew.

Speaker 2 It's debris on

Speaker 129 the bones.

Speaker 7 Low-key fun to say quesadilla.

Speaker 29 I know it's not, we're not talking Cajun, but like quesadilla is pretty fun.

Speaker 32 Cajun quesadilla. Cajun quesadilla would be fun.

Speaker 59 Cajun quesadilla just is

Speaker 45 some

Speaker 35 alliterativist to it.

Speaker 29 Yes, right. Yeah.

Speaker 52 Would you say Cajun date?

Speaker 113 Cajadilla? Cajadia.

Speaker 130 Cajadia.

Speaker 71 What do you put in that, bad boy?

Speaker 2 Shrimp and some spices?

Speaker 40 That's pretty fucking fun.

Speaker 93 I think you could have like a little bit of a,

Speaker 98 you know, you could have even like a, I was thinking like a, like a

Speaker 2 style biria taco you know what i mean like i don't like a little bit of a yeah that's fun as hell um that is huge that's this this is well speaking of huge yes

Speaker 96 we got to talk about we got to talk some business here first of all yeah we're about to taco about some business well sure that's what we're talking about we're talking about personal business yeah personal business we've been talking about this well you you go ahead you go ahead i'll follow your lead um well no you i'll follow your lead no i was just gonna say we were talking about this doing this and we were getting very excited We have a whole plan of things to talk about.

Speaker 128 Yeah, a whole plan.

Speaker 88 Including the prayer at the beginning.

Speaker 40 The prayer at the beginning was planned out just so you know.

Speaker 3 I thought that was great.

Speaker 2 It was the first attempt to go viral.

Speaker 99 And we'll see how well it goes.

Speaker 62 It's kind of up to the listeners and everything.

Speaker 90 But yeah.

Speaker 123 And if it does, then you got to pray every episode.

Speaker 2 Second attempt to go viral is

Speaker 13 we're going to pitch a movie quickly.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Beck Bennett, Mike Mitchell, and the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 103 That's right. The titular Warner Brothers.

Speaker 73 We believe in the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 37 Wow.

Speaker 32 We have Hollywood Adventures.

Speaker 2 We go around town having Hollywood adventures.

Speaker 16 Maybe there's a crossover with the studio where we visit the studio.

Speaker 121 Yeah, we're guests on the studio.

Speaker 128 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 But we're the Warner Brothers. We have fun Hollywood adventures.

Speaker 13 It's a property.

Speaker 32 Yeah. What do you think of this?

Speaker 91 We're really bad.

Speaker 103 Our pitches are awful.

Speaker 21 That's fun, though.

Speaker 123 Even though it's Warner Brothers Studios,

Speaker 123 we're like the Nepo.

Speaker 73 So you're like

Speaker 9 fail grandchildren.

Speaker 131 We're still the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 21 And we wear our grandpa's clothes, maybe.

Speaker 126 Yes, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 19 So we're like wearing old-timey holidays.

Speaker 3 We live in the Warner Brothers Water Tower, like the Animaniacs.

Speaker 7 It's making me think of Animaniacs. And then when you say you live in the Water Tower, like the Animaniacs, I'm like, this is just a direct reference to the very popular.

Speaker 59 We also have a sister as well,

Speaker 83 Dot.

Speaker 68 Her name is Dot.

Speaker 7 Now I think this is getting too close to Animac.

Speaker 95 Well, she's animated.

Speaker 125 We're live action.

Speaker 63 We're live action, but they will draw over us.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 128 Do you think this hasn't been fully drawn over?

Speaker 7 I would just say,

Speaker 7 I feel like you probably could just streamline it a little bit and just simplify it a little bit.

Speaker 7 Well, I mean, I think it was more like you guys are two dipshit, like, you know, again, Nepo kids in the Warner Brothers family. You're the Warner Brothers.
Like, that I can track. Right.

Speaker 7 And it's a little bit more grounded than the version where, you know, again, you're living in the water cooler tower and with an animated sister and the animated warrior.

Speaker 54 So

Speaker 68 we're opening up.

Speaker 25 Just keep it simple.

Speaker 42 Yeah. Just keep it simple.
Yeah.

Speaker 123 Then we'll just do the Warner Brothers thing.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Dot the Sister.

Speaker 109 Is that her name?

Speaker 59 Yeah, yeah. Dot the Sisters.
Dot the Sister.

Speaker 7 And you're going to be named Wacko and Jacko, right?

Speaker 111 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 33 That's Michael Jackson references.

Speaker 37 Yes, right, yeah.

Speaker 29 I love that.

Speaker 68 I think we would, I think a Warner Brothers property, Warner Brothers, you have your own property, the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 73 Absolutely.

Speaker 96 And they could just, and like, so we're going to guest on the studio, right?

Speaker 110 And we're going to do a movie or something.

Speaker 21 We're going to do a movie.

Speaker 2 I think we're going to do a movie.

Speaker 37 I think a movie is what it is.

Speaker 93 Maybe even a series of movies, like old school, kind of like Chaplin or like Laurel and Hardy or Hardy, kind of like carry-on movies.

Speaker 76 And we're gonna clean up Hollywood.

Speaker 25 That's fine. And bring it back.

Speaker 37 Bring it back to what it was.

Speaker 154 It was. Wow.

Speaker 37 Yeah, back in the day.

Speaker 2 We wrote one scene where it was.

Speaker 107 It's never good to make things like they used to be.

Speaker 110 You know, you're always on the wrong side of history if you're like, let's make it like it was.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 92 It's always a bad thing.

Speaker 50 We have one scene where we get like a really big cartoony bomb and we explode Harvey Weinstein's jail cell.

Speaker 2 We get him out.

Speaker 56 We bring him back to Hollywood.

Speaker 17 So Weinstein's back.

Speaker 32 We're just bringing it back to the way it's going to be.

Speaker 93 Bringing it back to the way it was.

Speaker 37 Do you like this?

Speaker 7 That makes you sound like just like bad guys.

Speaker 79 Oh, makes you sound like villains.

Speaker 82 No, well, but like lovable bad guys.

Speaker 93 Like screw-up bad guys.

Speaker 95 And we learn a little bit along the way.

Speaker 7 Like your heart was in the right place.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 7 You're like, we got to bring back this Oscar-winning producer. Yeah.
And you just didn't really do your homework in terms of who you were.

Speaker 2 And then we put him back in the jail cell. And

Speaker 46 his

Speaker 2 cellmate, he looks over and it's it's like, it's a bomb, but it has like the uniform, you know, the jail uniform. You know what I'm saying? Like

Speaker 71 it's like a trick.

Speaker 7 So now he has to live with a bomb.

Speaker 28 We're not going to write it exactly, but these are just pitches for like the show, the movie that we want to do.

Speaker 145 But like, you can write it if you want.

Speaker 73 Oh, sure. Yeah.

Speaker 102 Yeah, I'll write something.

Speaker 110 And you could be in it too with us if you want.

Speaker 7 I mean, yeah, I mean, if you want me to.

Speaker 37 You can't be one of the brothers.

Speaker 129 You can't be one of the brothers.

Speaker 32 We could animate Dot over you.

Speaker 39 Yeah, I was going to say, I could be the sister. Okay.

Speaker 51 We could. We could animate Dot over you.

Speaker 2 Uh, but yeah, we, I think, also, we like pit, you know, we pitch funny ideas and things like that, like a lot like this, like kind of like this, yeah, kind of like this, yeah.

Speaker 3 Maybe it's about us like pitching the Warner Brothers idea to a bunch of studios, I guess.

Speaker 91 Oh, yeah, we're just pitching ourselves to studios.

Speaker 110 Maybe we're like the Warner Brothers and we're like stupid and we don't know what's going on, and like, and we get to have our own movie, something like something on

Speaker 18 that.

Speaker 120 That's fine, yeah.

Speaker 141 Maybe we've we've got like, um, we got like a bag of gags or something like that, like physical gags, like old school

Speaker 92 chickens and like spray bottles.

Speaker 21 Sure, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 You're saying like a live chicken?

Speaker 144 Yeah, like live chickens and little animals.

Speaker 92 Like, yeah, any sort of farm animals that we can bring into the room.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 60 And those seltzer water.

Speaker 93 Right.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 7 The squirt and flower. That's a fun.

Yeah.

Speaker 19 I like the hot foot.

Speaker 7 That's an old school gag you don't see anymore.

Speaker 47 You're acting like a fucking exec right now.

Speaker 2 You're not excited about this.

Speaker 40 You're just picking apart the idea.

Speaker 7 I'm not picking apart the idea. I'm throwing.
I'm

Speaker 111 collaborating with him.

Speaker 90 He likes the idea.

Speaker 38 I want to help shape it, though.

Speaker 7 You know what I mean? I want to be a part of this process.

Speaker 2 You're acting like a freaking suit.

Speaker 7 How dare you, Mitch?

Speaker 54 Maybe it's the glasses. I don't know.

Speaker 7 Mitch, I would never be a suit.

Speaker 7 That's the gravest insult. That's worse than flipping me off.

Speaker 43 I'm sorry. Just calling me a suit.

Speaker 107 Damn, you really, you went too far.

Speaker 7 You know what? That's better now.

Speaker 19 We've made it better.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 30 It's not as bad.

Speaker 58 You're a creative.

Speaker 55 Folk, we're all creatives we're all creative we are all creatives here yeah uh love to self-identify as a creative absolutely kind of guy i'm a creative i'm a creative i just uh yeah that's how i do i'm a creative content i'm a content producer i'm a content producer i'm a creative yes yeah these are things that i that's these are important to me right that's why we came to hollywood content creation create being a creative and to build the brand build building brands building brands and selling them i i have a question for you uh

Speaker 7 which is uh I was going to change the subject. We can keep going here.

Speaker 53 No, I think that we've fully depleted.

Speaker 128 We kind of ran out of our Warner Brothers.

Speaker 140 Yeah, we kind of honestly, I think we ran out of the Warner Brothers stuff.

Speaker 32 As soon as we said we were the Warner Brothers, we ran around pitching wacky ideas.

Speaker 14 I think it was pretty good.

Speaker 92 Well, hopefully an exec out there hears this and we can come in and meet with you and talk about the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 100 And maybe

Speaker 40 over Warner Brothers for a chance.

Speaker 120 Yeah, maybe Warner Brothers wants to make that.

Speaker 62 Which is

Speaker 33 releasing a movie soon that Beck is maybe in.

Speaker 108 I'm definitely in the Warner Brothers family, so this is

Speaker 114 huge.

Speaker 7 Wait, here's a here's a.

Speaker 7 Since you're talking about brothers, Mitch, I know you don't have a brother.

Speaker 62 In fact, do you have any brothers? Wow. Just

Speaker 107 he's like that.

Speaker 106 I was hoping it was going to end there.

Speaker 115 Speaking of brothers, Mitch, you don't have any.

Speaker 120 So moving on.

Speaker 7 Mitch has a sister. Your sister Courtney.

Speaker 39 Courtney, yeah.

Speaker 45 No, but that's no brother.

Speaker 30 Not that's no brother. I have no idea.

Speaker 94 He has no idea what it's like to have a brother.

Speaker 29 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Amelia reminded me of the fact that the Gator was here here from uh from the new orleans uh we bought this on the gator tour wags uh uh beck was with me when i bought this yeah how funny i was right there in the gift shop this is the gator head that's on a stick for our audio listeners

Speaker 16 mitch kind of ventroloque on the 500th episode yeah which maybe sucked does this i mean this episode might i mean our guest was great but i'm saying we sucked oh like on this episode 500 was okay 500 was okay Okay, we kind of suck on this episode.

Speaker 57 We're sucking today.

Speaker 159 We're doing pretty bad, but Beck's great.

Speaker 147 I'm feeling good. I'm feeling comfy.

Speaker 57 We're doing bad.

Speaker 28 This is supposed to be the viral episode.

Speaker 72 Kiss the gator. It'll be okay.

Speaker 28 Fuck.

Speaker 79 So you know.

Speaker 128 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 40 Got teeth. Careful.

Speaker 36 I know what I was going to say.

Speaker 92 Okay, so you guys are doing bad. I'm doing good.

Speaker 147 You're doing great.

Speaker 108 But we're only like, how long is the episode?

Speaker 108 We got 35 minutes on the clock right now.

Speaker 2 Is this a question out of concern or are you...

Speaker 2 concern for the episode or concern for like when the fuck do I get to get?

Speaker 108 No, no, it's like it's just trying to find viral moments in it.

Speaker 55 That's a great question.

Speaker 92 Which maybe we'll talk about this, but maybe we'll like act something out later that we can put online and maybe be able to draw people.

Speaker 38 Yeah, we can do some sort of.

Speaker 2 I mean, I feel like our dais is more in tune with what goes viral, but it's fine.

Speaker 71 We'll figure something out.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 160 This is going to go viral.

Speaker 55 You got any ideas over there?

Speaker 28 No.

Speaker 7 You know what Amelia was telling us while you're in the while you're in the shitter for 20 minutes? Amelia was telling us that that

Speaker 38 20 full minutes.

Speaker 43 I just listened to two songs.

Speaker 7 That

Speaker 7 your routine, your skincare routine, you put beef tallow on your face every night.

Speaker 37 I'm a French brother.

Speaker 28 Really?

Speaker 62 I'm a certified French.

Speaker 27 Isn't that wild?

Speaker 55 Did this start after RFK became the...

Speaker 68 Yes, as a matter of fact, it did.

Speaker 160 But

Speaker 133 back to the brothers.

Speaker 128 Yeah, I have two brothers.

Speaker 95 You have two brothers.

Speaker 104 An older brother and a younger brother.

Speaker 25 Oh, wow.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Wow. Three years apart

Speaker 107 to be to eat to be three years apart to be each of my brothers.

Speaker 7 I have an older brother, Nate, my alpha older brother.

Speaker 7 He's very cool and successful. Oh, he's alpha.

Speaker 153 What makes him alpha?

Speaker 7 He's just not like me.

Speaker 71 He's the fucking alpha.

Speaker 91 I think you're alpha.

Speaker 60 Especially with those glasses.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 82 Really?

Speaker 109 You know, sometimes you kind of just, you know, you're like, what's up?

Speaker 92 It's me.

Speaker 109 I'm here.

Speaker 92 You know, sometimes, you know, you don't, you're not like, oh, are you okay?

Speaker 116 Let me me help you.

Speaker 99 Or like, oh, is that okay?

Speaker 82 You're like, you're confident.

Speaker 120 You're grounded.

Speaker 81 Oh, yeah. And I was reacting to you saying he's alpha.

Speaker 59 He's not. He's a very, he's, he's.

Speaker 5 I'm thinking of myself this way.

Speaker 36 He's like beta is the you've got some alpha energy, I think.

Speaker 37 Okay.

Speaker 37 You're not alpha.

Speaker 106 So what and what does your brother do?

Speaker 7 He works in tech.

Speaker 93 He works in tech. Does he work in the Bay Area?

Speaker 7 No, he's his, he's down in San Diego.

Speaker 56 Yeah, it's a city.

Speaker 7 No, good guess. I mean, like, that's where you should go.
Silicon Valley or Austin. Those are the word tech is.

Speaker 2 He's a content creator for X.

Speaker 41 Wow.

Speaker 93 Just a content creator for X.

Speaker 37 That's great.

Speaker 85 Congrats.

Speaker 18 He works at Tennessee.

Speaker 91 My older brother is a painter.

Speaker 152 That's cool.

Speaker 135 In Oakland. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 141 He just, he paints paintings.

Speaker 21 That's fucking awesome.

Speaker 107 Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 92 He has a studio underneath his house. It's like kind of like a tiered,

Speaker 112 I don't need to describe the house, but he has a studio there.

Speaker 107 And then my younger brother is a beer brewer.

Speaker 103 Wow. He's the head brewer at Cerebral Brewing in Denver.

Speaker 138 That's amazing.

Speaker 37 A creative family all over.

Speaker 25 Oh, boy. A bunch of creatives.

Speaker 36 A bunch of creatives.

Speaker 7 If I was a painter, you know what I'd do? I'd paint like a portrait of myself and then let that get old and then I would not age.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's smart. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 68 Unless

Speaker 79 hold, you'd let the painting get old so that you could stay young?

Speaker 82 Yeah,

Speaker 7 the painting gets older and then I'm eternally young. And then I just keep the painting up in the attic.
Maybe later on someone will discover it.

Speaker 73 And destroy it.

Speaker 2 And if they destroy it, you might be in trouble.

Speaker 7 Yeah, that could be a whole thing.

Speaker 7 But for now, I'd be fine.

Speaker 92 And I mean, another good thing is if you want to paint yourself to be young, you could just paint yourself, paint your face.

Speaker 124 That's also

Speaker 37 young, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that'd be pretty good. You might look slightly more insane if you do that.
But I don't know what's more insane, painting yourself young or painting a picture to keep yourself young.

Speaker 2 I don't know which one would be considered more insane.

Speaker 7 Here's the question I was going to ask you.

Speaker 69 And this is a lot of people who are.

Speaker 2 You would also, you'd have to see all your loved ones and friends pass.

Speaker 7 Well, that's the curse of eternal life.

Speaker 7 It's gonna see a tuck everlasting or the Highlander or what have you.

Speaker 59 Of course. In just a couple of years, I'll probably be gone.

Speaker 7 What I think about with, give yourself more than a couple of years.

Speaker 124 Five, six years.

Speaker 7 What I think about is if you actually have eternal life, then you outlive, like, you would outlive all life on Earth, right? You would outlive.

Speaker 7 the like like time itself, right? Ultimately, like the universe would collapse in and of itself, depending on the rules of immortality.

Speaker 43 Are you going to be floating?

Speaker 91 That's exactly what I thought you're going to be.

Speaker 7 It's a consciousness that's floating, that's just adrift, that's just completely alone and isolated.

Speaker 7 And then soon, the amount of time that you spend in that reality will be more than all the amount of time you actually spend on Earth.

Speaker 37 Oh, my God. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 31 That sucks. Yeah, I wouldn't want that.

Speaker 2 You'd be a log floating in the universe's toilet, basically.

Speaker 37 I guess so.

Speaker 128 That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 37 Just a giant. It's a big old log floating around.

Speaker 95 Yeah, I don't want to be alive forever.

Speaker 29 No, me neither.

Speaker 94 I would, I would honestly, you know, it's hard.

Speaker 106 I, I do, I feel like I always think, like, I don't want to get that old.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Like, I don't want to be like living that old with a lot of complications.

Speaker 101 But I don't know. I can't.

Speaker 92 It's, I can't, I feel it feels wrong to like really put it out there because then I might regret saying that, you know, right.

Speaker 2 No, I don't want to, I just don't want to get up to the age of like, hey, Shonny. I don't want to get to that age.

Speaker 19 Like, like, hey, you just don't want to say, hey, Sonny.

Speaker 117 I think you could avoid that.

Speaker 40 I could probably avoid it.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 99 You can be like, hey, hey, little guy.

Speaker 119 Yeah.

Speaker 37 Hey, guy. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Hey, guy. How are you?

Speaker 94 You're set.

Speaker 95 I don't don't want to be like,

Speaker 92 I just imagine like just like the runniest diarrhea all day long for some reason.

Speaker 123 If you're a child, having a catheter in, just like really old, like, you know, just going to the bathroom all the time.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 109 Like diapers and like not being able to hear anybody or see anything.

Speaker 105 Sure, yeah.

Speaker 140 Yeah, I don't want that.

Speaker 59 No, that sounds.

Speaker 13 I actually, I think the diarrhea part of it maybe wouldn't be the worst for me as a non-regular guy.

Speaker 2 I think the fact that like being regular would be okay. I think the not, I think the brain stuff is the thing that would scare me more.

Speaker 31 So, yeah.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Do you know what I'm saying? I don't want gray pubes.

Speaker 7 I look down, I get a big, big nest of gray pubes.

Speaker 120 That's why you don't want to get older. Yeah.

Speaker 92 That's why you might like off yourself before you get too old.

Speaker 25 Once you start seeing gray pubes, you're just a single silver pube.

Speaker 114 Yeah, I could not live with myself with that gray pubes. Yeah, just dye them.

Speaker 83 You can't. I'm going to dye my pubes.

Speaker 106 That's embarrassing.

Speaker 37 Insane.

Speaker 68 Gray-haired, pitch-black pubes.

Speaker 106 You'd be showing everybody your pube.

Speaker 28 Walking around with some low-cut trousers with the fluff hanging out on top.

Speaker 82 You're like, hey, yeah, I'm Grab here, but check this out.

Speaker 119 That's got to be legal, right?

Speaker 36 100% legal.

Speaker 82 Like low-cut front jeans.

Speaker 7 I wonder at what point is it indecent exposure? Like there's got to be some sort of legally defined threshold. It probably depends on what state you're in.

Speaker 84 I mean, maybe if you can see the top of the leg creases up here, you know?

Speaker 148 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Can you see, Like, can you see like a little bit of neck?

Speaker 140 I'm going to call it right now.

Speaker 35 Summer of pubes.

Speaker 38 Let's get them out.

Speaker 39 You think it's a summer of pubes.

Yeah.

Speaker 7 It felt like for a while people were like, just like, let's get rid of pubes and pubes were out entirely.

Speaker 86 I feel like you have to be back.

Speaker 35 You should come back. I can't fully shave everything down there because it would, it looks.

Speaker 7 You might accidentally shave off your dick.

Speaker 82 Just one wrong move, the whole thing's gone.

Speaker 2 Can I give you a plus side of silver pubes? Please.

Speaker 2 No werewolf is going to come and suck you off.

Speaker 38 That is kind of nice.

Speaker 28 wait, I'm sorry.

Speaker 62 If he has silver pubes, white pubes, silver, you could call them silver.

Speaker 75 Silver, silver pubes, silver pubes.

Speaker 106 Well, silver pubes are different than white pubes.

Speaker 47 Silver pubes are different.

Speaker 71 Silver in there.

Speaker 146 Because that's like, that's the idea of like, oh, if you have gray hair, then a werewolf can't get you.

Speaker 106 But, like, but if he had silver implants, oh, okay.

Speaker 88 Silver pube implants.

Speaker 67 Silver, okay, that's fair.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 47 I just figured silver pubes.

Speaker 2 I know that werewolves don't like silver at all.

Speaker 37 So I figured the silver pubes would keep them away.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 25 No, like, not grays.

Speaker 7 Not grays. Greys wouldn't do it.
They'd have to be silver.

Speaker 18 They had to be silver.

Speaker 2 It has to be a nice in-between. So you have a few years there where it's like a nice, you know what I mean? You got a nice window there where you're not going to get silent.

Speaker 86 I'm probably not going to get fucked up by a werewolf.

Speaker 80 Here's what I want to ask about.

Speaker 84 That's my biggest fear, honestly.

Speaker 17 I don't understand that go for all this time.

Speaker 81 You're going to get your question.

Speaker 52 I was just going to say this.

Speaker 20 It's not about, I mean, I will also say that a lot of Draculas.

Speaker 2 Also, don't like silver either.

Speaker 81 It depends on the...

Speaker 56 Wait, really? Yeah, silver certainly.

Speaker 2 Somebody does go over between Draculas and werewolves, but this wasn't about that.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 35 This was about the bathroom.

Speaker 2 And I got like some shit online for like, for bathroom breakdown and play the music in there. Yeah.
And then they're like, that's just like attracting people to know that you're shitting.

Speaker 83 But I don't, I think people don't understand how echoey that bathroom is.

Speaker 2 And I would rather have music blaring in that bathroom than like hear like little fart sounds occasionally.

Speaker 7 I think there's also an aspect of it's for you, not for other people.

Speaker 7 It's all for for you you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah it does because it's like it's like well like i could maybe hear a tinny phone speaker um from the bathroom but like not like not really i'm not really paying attention what's going on yeah wouldn't you rather hear like 10 whatever instead of hearing like little like like like that's to me is like way more embarrassing i mean i mean for you but for me i would rather hear the little because it's funny it's funny yeah there's funny

Speaker 92 and it's like no judgments yeah but that's like that is the truth i'm not laughing with you i'm getting laughed at right here yeah and then you tighten up and you can't let anything out that's the worst case that's the that is the worst case scenario unless i am doing a little and then you're laughing and i'm also like

Speaker 7 that well like i know that my friend is laughing that's fun well yeah yeah but i don't i i'm too self-conscious doing that i feel like yeah yeah it's hard it's tough it's a slippery slope and then there are there are the people who are like not at all self-conscious about it which i'm sure is at some point it at some level is freeing like i'd like to be in that place where just like oh yeah i'll just like i can take a shit wherever i'm never gonna be worried about anyone listening in or you know having an opinion on on what I'm doing.

Speaker 25 I'm kind of that guy.

Speaker 21 Are you really?

Speaker 58 I'm kind of okay with pooping anywhere.

Speaker 113 Not that I'm like an, I mean, I'm a pretty solid pooper.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 59 That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 32 It seems like you have, seems like you're a regular guy.

Speaker 96 Yeah, pretty nice logs.

Speaker 21 Yeah, pretty smooth.

Speaker 25 I can confirm it. Absolutely.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 144 And yeah,

Speaker 108 I mean, I definitely did have that thing.

Speaker 20 Can you explain how you can confirm?

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 68 Dude, I've known this guy for almost 20 years, okay?

Speaker 108 Yeah, he's seen my logs.

Speaker 47 We were battling sketch groups for a long time.

Speaker 2 Birthday boys, good neighbor. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The war has finally ended.

Speaker 21 War has finally ended in New Orleans.

Speaker 41 Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we finally finally called peace on it, but we've washed.

Speaker 2 I've known Beck longer than I've known you, maybe, Nick, which is kind of crazy.

Speaker 42 Yeah, that is wild.

Speaker 26 Yeah, we go back.

Speaker 161 Yeah, so we know each other's logs.

Speaker 2 But yeah, you see your friend's log. If you know him long enough, you've seen a log or two.

Speaker 32 Yeah, yeah. Your best friends, you've seen their logs.

Speaker 40 They leave one pictures.

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 162 I get pictures my friend.

Speaker 28 You're just

Speaker 100 like, wow.

Speaker 68 Wait, she was just explaining this the other day.

Speaker 7 Scorpion, your father.

Speaker 162 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Okay, for our listeners.

Speaker 7 You and your dad are texting pictures of each other's shit.

Speaker 25 Yeah. How often?

Speaker 88 How often?

Speaker 1 Like once, every so often, maybe like once in a blue moon, like once or twice. So, like,

Speaker 99 so are these, are these like, wow, what a good one?

Speaker 91 Or is it like, wow, look at this.

Speaker 1 It's like blood this time.

Speaker 40 Oh, my god.

Speaker 94 Is there any warning shot?

Speaker 134 Like, hey, can I send you one?

Speaker 99 No. No, it's just like, boom, scorpion gets you.

Speaker 72 So if you get an image from Scorp in the middle of like a meeting, you're like, I can't.

Speaker 162 I can't.

Speaker 28 It's dangerous.

Speaker 62 It's either it's usually a picture of poop or his scalp to show that he's balding.

Speaker 28 Wow.

Speaker 85 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 94 Can you put me on that chain?

Speaker 82 I would love to be a part of that.

Speaker 91 It seems like a guy would welcome any additions.

Speaker 91 Be fine with any stranger hop on.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Now, if you've got silver pubes, but a bloody log, I don't know what that means for Dracula. If he's going to come and get you or

Speaker 59 if he's going to stay away, I can't.

Speaker 21 I have no idea.

Speaker 153 Well, he's going to come and then he's going to be repelled and he's going to be so frustrated.

Speaker 37 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 117 Just give me the log.

Speaker 155 Mixed message thing.

Speaker 82 Just give me that freaking log.

Speaker 40 We'll y'all get out of here.

Speaker 46 A bloody log to Dracula is like it's like a Snickers bar to do a Dracula.

Speaker 73 Mitch, that's disgusting.

Speaker 124 Yeah.

Speaker 28 I'm trying to hear it.

Speaker 28 here.

Speaker 28 Here's my guess. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 143 You wanted that to be the viral moment?

Speaker 55 I was trying to get some viral moment. He's telling us that we're bombing.

Speaker 7 I don't know. You're doing great.

Speaker 98 Fuck, dude. He does not think you're doing great.

Speaker 148 He does not.

Speaker 68 I know.

Speaker 18 He puts his glasses on.

Speaker 38 He thinks he's above all of us.

Speaker 92 I don't think that. He thinks he's Clark Kenned over here.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Joanne, take him off. I'll take him off.

Speaker 95 No, no, no. We like it.
We like it.

Speaker 113 Looks pretty cute.

Speaker 29 Ask him your question. Here's my question.

Speaker 7 You're the voice of, I believe the character is named Hank the Buffalo.

Speaker 21 That is correct.

Speaker 7 In the Buffalo Wild Wing spots.

Speaker 7 Do you have any sort of inn where you get to try new Buffalo sauces and Buffalo Wild Wing sauces and rubs before they go out?

Speaker 140 Can I answer for you?

Speaker 93 No, you idiot.

Speaker 28 Am I right?

Speaker 40 That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 106 No, I don't get any preview. I mean, I guess...

Speaker 92 At the commercials, if there's an item that hasn't come out, I could try it. But typically I'm like, oh, this is like prop food.
But there are people like making it sort of perfectly in the kitchen.

Speaker 107 It's very edible.

Speaker 7 But the character is like, you know, CG, right?

Speaker 7 So you're on the second.

Speaker 85 So the character is CG, right?

Speaker 21 Do you think it's a real buffalo?

Speaker 89 Well, I don't know.

Speaker 32 You never know. I mean, it looks real.

Speaker 82 Yeah, it looks real.

Speaker 36 It does look very real.

Speaker 119 Use a real buffalo. It does.

Speaker 64 It looks very, very real.

Speaker 32 It's real to me.

Speaker 7 Or sometimes there's like a physical, you know, like a physical thing that's enhanced with CG. I don't know.

Speaker 107 There is a stand, and they have like a gray one, and then they have like a real hairy head, and then they have these, like, these, this ball that's a mirror and these other like things that they put in.

Speaker 92 But I stand there, and I interact with the on-camera talent and I improvise with them.

Speaker 125 Oh, so you are, you're there.

Speaker 40 You are on the camera.

Speaker 82 It's so much fun because I don't have to be on camera, but I still get to perform and do the character and like just kind of hang out most of the day.

Speaker 2 I saw the first commercial, the first, the first one of those that aired, I texted you and I was like, you're the Buffalo Wild. Like, I didn't know that you were going to be the Buffalo Wild Wing guy.

Speaker 92 Kind of came out of nowhere.

Speaker 137 Came out of nowhere. There's no press release or anything.

Speaker 112 It's just, I was just Hank.

Speaker 21 You're Hank. Yeah.
I love it.

Speaker 114 It's one of the best characters I've ever played.

Speaker 92 I'm one of my favorite, actually.

Speaker 92 It's fun to play this Buffalo for two years now.

Speaker 38 I think Hank

Speaker 2 has immediately skyrocketed the top of the mascots.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, I feel like a lot of, I feel like mascot is a thing of the past.

Speaker 38 And I like that Buffalo Wild Wings has a mascot. I think it's fun.

Speaker 2 Ronald, as we know, has basically been late to rest.

Speaker 7 It's kind of Sunset, yeah, Sunset Ronald.

Speaker 89 Yeah.

Speaker 126 Oh, Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they feature Grimace a little bit.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 7 They're leaning away from Ronald for whatever reason.

Speaker 7 The Wendy's, I mean, Wendy's doesn't have the Wendy's mascot in its current advertising at all.

Speaker 98 In the like, the...

Speaker 128 whatever you call it.

Speaker 51 I mean,

Speaker 7 they have Wendy in the logo,

Speaker 7 but it's still part of the brand, but they don't have like, you know, for a while, they had different portrayals of Wendy herself in their ads. They're not doing that right now.

Speaker 24 Be dope.

Speaker 7 Papa John obviously gone. Jared Fogel's gone.
Yeah,

Speaker 21 Jared Fogel's gone.

Speaker 7 Cool.

Speaker 82 Who's left?

Speaker 7 The Burger King King was there for a while, but he's not around anymore.

Speaker 2 No, Burger King King is gone.

Speaker 135 I mean,

Speaker 99 you got the Geico Gecko, but that's not food.

Speaker 60 Yeah, it's not food.

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 92 That's insurance or something like that.

Speaker 56 That pisses me off.

Speaker 2 When I see him, I'm hungry and I'm like, what are you selling? And it's insurance.

Speaker 18 I want to eat that I want to eat that. I want to fucking eat that.

Speaker 98 Roast him up.

Speaker 2 Which is with your character, it does quite, it's a buffalo that does have wings.

Speaker 2 So the question is, is like, is he, is he, is he, is his kind getting, you know, is his kind getting like slaughtered and eaten?

Speaker 163 I, I think he's more of a magical being.

Speaker 119 Got it.

Speaker 99 Like a magical, got it.

Speaker 25 Got it.

Speaker 163 He's more of a magical wing being.

Speaker 130 Yeah. Right.

Speaker 151 Like he's one of a, he's one of a kind.

Speaker 104 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Like a griffin or a chimera or something like that,

Speaker 29 mythological creature.

Speaker 23 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 27 100%.

Speaker 88 That's fine.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 92 So I'm Hank and that's freaking awesome.

Speaker 68 Yeah. Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank is, Hank is freaking awesome.

Speaker 154 I love Hank. Yeah.

Speaker 102 You know what I like is that desert heat they got there.

Speaker 7 Some of the dry rub because I'm a bit of a heat seeker and that one's like it's it's it's potent, but it's not the one where it's like at the absolute top, like they're wild or whatever, you know, which I can, I can handle.

Speaker 7 But I, but also just as far as a sauce delivery mechanism, I like this, the dry rub over the sauces.

Speaker 33 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 99 That's, I, I can't do that.

Speaker 7 I think it's better for dipping too.

Speaker 58 Really? Yeah. You get the dry more dip.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's easier to dip in like a ranch or a blue cheese or what have you.

Speaker 7 I was curious about, like, since we're talking chicken and, you know, you have this connection to B-dubs, which has a boneless and bone in.

Speaker 7 And we got tendies we're talking about today as well as nugs.

Speaker 7 What is everyone's favorite chicken form factor we're talking about?

Speaker 44 Like, because

Speaker 7 I'm a whole bird guy. Like, I like bone in.
I like, like, you know, if I'm having wings, I like bone in over boneless. But Mitch, I know you're a boneless guy.

Speaker 78 I mean, not, look, yes.

Speaker 58 No, no,

Speaker 7 we're not talking exclusively. Like, we're not saying like you have to be committed to this, but just like what's going on.

Speaker 2 I feel like a great boneless buffalo baker or boneless buffalo wing like in New England. Uh, I mean, look, I'm just saying New England because they make them good ones.

Speaker 2 Look, everyone gets mad at me anytime I bring this up, and they got mad at me that I was like forcing you into saying the ones in Quincy were,

Speaker 38 I was like, you get it now, and you did.

Speaker 2 You said you got it.

Speaker 7 You didn't force me to say that. I had a good time going to that bar in Quincy with you.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I had a great time with you.

Speaker 25 He had a good time.

Speaker 109 just you can like let that sink in he had a great time with you

Speaker 59 i had a great time with him that's so sweet

Speaker 96 you guys got to like appreciate those moments you guys are really special you know like what you guys have done over the last 10 years like you guys created a lot of wonderful things for the community out there and it's really special and you guys should really appreciate that

Speaker 25 viral attempt number three

Speaker 77 but did you mean any of that no

Speaker 123 no i did i did i really did we had a lovely time we had a

Speaker 7 No, no, I think

Speaker 7 you get angry at

Speaker 7 all these fans out there in the ether. Like, just don't worry about it.
Don't anticipate the negative comments.

Speaker 7 Because also, they'll zero in on something you weren't expecting, which is a lesson you and I have learned again and again. That's true.

Speaker 7 You think they're going to get mad at you for one thing and they get mad at you for a different thing that you weren't even thinking about.

Speaker 95 You know what, though?

Speaker 108 And you know, maybe they just want to get a little mad at you.

Speaker 104 Like,

Speaker 126 they want to stink up a little bit. Yeah, sure.

Speaker 20 It's fun to be a little stinker.

Speaker 21 It's fun to be a little sinker.

Speaker 32 I still love you.

Speaker 2 I still love all of you.

Speaker 49 Wow.

Speaker 145 Yeah. that's really.

Speaker 28 And then I flipped them off. Yeah.

Speaker 21 Little stinker.

Speaker 13 I said this

Speaker 102 before we recorded.

Speaker 2 Tenders are long nuggets.

Speaker 7 Yeah, tenders are just long nuggets.

Speaker 2 That was another viral exam.

Speaker 109 I do feel like there's a different composition.

Speaker 108 Some nuggets are like a, you know, it's like a, it's like a...

Speaker 138 It's not actual chicken.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's a super processed, like, you know,

Speaker 147 blended in some way.

Speaker 104 It's like a spongy type of thing.

Speaker 92 Some nuggets are actual chicken meat. This is fair as and I feel like some of the, so I've had some frozen nuggets that are like actual more like small tenders.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 153 But I think typically a nugget is a different category than a boneless wing or a tender. Boneless wing is basically a small tender, in my understanding.

Speaker 7 Do you have a preference of all the possibilities?

Speaker 95 I think that right now I've been zeroing in on tenders.

Speaker 149 Not boneless wings, not nuggets.

Speaker 58 However,

Speaker 92 I used to think that I wanted the boneless wing because I just wanted to dunk it.

Speaker 92 Right.

Speaker 34 And it's more fried.

Speaker 96 You know, it's got that fried crust.

Speaker 149 You just pop that little, almost like a popcorn

Speaker 146 chicken thing in your mouth.

Speaker 92 And now I'm back to bone in.

Speaker 143 Bone in wings. I love bone in.

Speaker 38 A good bone in wing, a bad bone-in wing will make me sad.

Speaker 2 But a good bone-in wing, which there are, you know, you rustic, there's a few things.

Speaker 136 I was thinking exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 92 You know, like sometimes you get a wing and it doesn't have that like fried crunch. Sure.
You need a little fried crunch to really make it work.

Speaker 7 But not necessarily, I don't necessarily need even breaded. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, not breaded.
But I do like having that crispness to it.

Speaker 32 Those ones were

Speaker 2 lightly fried, the ones in,

Speaker 2 they had the nice crisp to them, and they still feel like a... He calls tenders tendies.

Speaker 56 The guy who you think is called Tendies sometimes.

Speaker 71 The guy you think is an alpha.

Speaker 153 Yeah. Well, you know, I call him tendies too.

Speaker 98 And I'm a 100% grade A alpha.

Speaker 120 Wow. No, I'm not alpha.
I'm not.

Speaker 62 You're an alpha. You think I'm alpha?

Speaker 37 You're pretty alpha.

Speaker 75 You're a sweetheart alpha.

Speaker 21 Yeah, that's what we need more sweetheart alphas, too.

Speaker 153 Yeah, I think I'm actually not an alpha underneath.

Speaker 128 I don't know.

Speaker 92 I actually don't know.

Speaker 143 I'm learning more about myself every day.

Speaker 141 I'm only 40.

Speaker 37 Like, I might have a long, long life and have diarrhea and like silver pubes and stuff.

Speaker 153 That's going to be awesome. And I'm probably going to be learning a lot about myself then.

Speaker 2 May we all live long enough to see the silver pubes.

Speaker 11 I think that

Speaker 106 may we all live long enough to see the silver pubes

Speaker 145 and attract Dracula Dracula with our bloody poop.

Speaker 117 Poops.

Speaker 36 Like Amelia shares with her dad.

Speaker 63 You share the bloody poops with your dad?

Speaker 1 They're not all bloody. Sometimes it'll just be

Speaker 72 a little pebble, and then the comment is like, why bother wiping?

Speaker 89 That is

Speaker 25 revolting.

Speaker 28 What's going on over there? Nothing.

Speaker 88 I was just checking in with you. Should I even wipe after this one little turd?

Speaker 82 I doubt there's even much.

Speaker 115 I doubt there's any crap on my butthole, right, hon.

Speaker 120 You're like,

Speaker 120 don't wipe.

Speaker 2 If I sent my mom a picture of a turd, I don't even know what that would, I don't even know what would happen. I like, I think she would maybe be like, you need help.

Speaker 3 Like, I think she would be like, you're in trouble.

Speaker 81 She would think I was in trouble.

Speaker 45 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I would not, I wouldn't.

Speaker 16 Or she maybe would just be nice and be like, that's a good one.

Speaker 81 Like, you know, that's a possibility.

Speaker 25 Yeah, maybe it would bring her back to the old days, you know, when you were like,

Speaker 25 I remember that. Yeah.

Speaker 79 I remember that. I used to.

Speaker 84 They look just the same.

Speaker 47 More silver than they used to be.

Speaker 39 Send you back a huge turd.

Speaker 32 Colin Rays.

Speaker 7 Here's a, I got another question for you, which is regarding Superman, which is so cool that you're in it.

Speaker 7 Where did you shoot Superman? And

Speaker 25 yeah, and, or should I?

Speaker 19 I better not try to actually shoot Superman.

Speaker 106 Yeah, yeah, I never shot Superman. No, yes.

Speaker 7 No,

Speaker 7 where did you film the movie, Superman? And then also,

Speaker 7 was there any food in that area or areas you were able to take advantage of?

Speaker 90 Great question. Yes.

Speaker 96 We shot in Macon, Georgia,

Speaker 40 whatcha call it, Atlanta, Georgia, and Cleveland.

Speaker 25 Wow. That's where I shot.

Speaker 18 They shot a bunch of other people. How long were you down there for?

Speaker 14 It was like a total of four weeks.

Speaker 82 Initially,

Speaker 97 I think it was like a week in Cleveland.

Speaker 149 And then about two and a half weeks in Macon, and then maybe another week in Atlanta.

Speaker 92 But in Macon, Georgia,

Speaker 151 that was the most fun for me.

Speaker 92 That's when I like started and that's when we did all the Daily Planet stuff.

Speaker 107 And I was down there a week early for weather cover, which is like, I didn't really know what that was, but they were like on a big movie like this, they were shooting exteriors.

Speaker 107 And they had me down there to shoot the Daily Planet stuff in case it rained and they couldn't shoot outside.

Speaker 125 But there was a place, a soul food place, H ⁇ H,

Speaker 92 I believe, in Macon, Georgia,

Speaker 92 which was, it was was like the Almond Brothers either like co-owned it.

Speaker 153 There's like a big Almond Brothers mural outside.

Speaker 92 And I had it on my last day going,

Speaker 135 like driving up to Atlanta.

Speaker 107 And it was the best soul food I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 40 Wow.

Speaker 37 It was incredible.

Speaker 139 I got a shirt.

Speaker 92 I like went back in and got a shirt, which I've never worn because it's a big, very loud tie-dye shirt.

Speaker 37 I've worn it a couple times.

Speaker 25 I'm going to wear it a little bit.

Speaker 107 But it was, it was incredible.

Speaker 97 Like the macaroni and cheese and the like,

Speaker 148 I don't even know what else I have, like tips of some kind, beef tips.

Speaker 100 Okay.

Speaker 106 Somebody's beef tips. Yeah, steaks, dried, dried ends.

Speaker 116 Burnt, burnt ends. Burnt ends, yeah.

Speaker 94 I don't even know if they were, it was in like some sort of gravy, I think.

Speaker 160 But it was, it was incredible.

Speaker 135 It was definitely the best soul food I've ever had.

Speaker 2 You spent any time with the Claremont Lounge?

Speaker 154 Speaking of grey pubes. No.

Speaker 37 No. Speaking of grey pubes, I haven't.

Speaker 2 The Claremont Mont Lounge is a

Speaker 2 kind of a fun strip club that a lot of people go to in Atlanta.

Speaker 15 In Atlanta.

Speaker 59 Where there's like a lot of older dancers and stuff like that. It's a blast.
I think

Speaker 2 it's an appropriate strip.

Speaker 20 It's not weird that I'm bringing up. Kind of.

Speaker 2 It is like a strip club, but it is, you know, but it is, but it is.

Speaker 71 I gotta, I gotta get a call.

Speaker 30 Are you really?

Speaker 30 Do you have to answer it?

Speaker 41 No. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 43 You can take it if you want. Dr.

Speaker 52 Wolf is the name.

Speaker 2 That's calling me.

Speaker 23 Wait, really? Yeah,

Speaker 94 I mean, you can take it if you need to. If you need to.

Speaker 109 No, it's just put it on speaker and we'll hear everything that Dr.

Speaker 25 Wolf has to say.

Speaker 47 Again, there's no cure for micropenis.

Speaker 28 Stop calling us.

Speaker 2 I spent a lot of time in Atlanta. I like it down there.

Speaker 2 It's a fun. Yeah.

Speaker 140 It's a fun town. It's a fun.

Speaker 25 And then a week in Cleveland.

Speaker 82 A lot of great food.

Speaker 94 And a week in Cleveland.

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 123 And I had some great. barbecue, actually.

Speaker 92 I forget the name of the restaurant. It was right by the hotel.

Speaker 148 It was like a food network host who opened a restaurant down there.

Speaker 92 And I I had, for the first time, a brisket.

Speaker 145 It was like fatty brisket, not a typical,

Speaker 107 and it was like, it just like melted in my mouth.

Speaker 25 It was so

Speaker 93 good.

Speaker 110 I never want to have a regular brisket ever again.

Speaker 154 Damn. Yeah, it was fantastic.

Speaker 2 MM factor.

Speaker 18 And it melts in your mouth.

Speaker 25 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Thank you.

Speaker 39 We also need to talk about, we need to talk about, we need to address one thing.

Speaker 40 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 18 Of course.

Speaker 2 This is the first.

Speaker 25 I'm back.

Speaker 107 I'm back here on Doughboys because I've been here once before, and now I'm back.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 68 You haven't been back since that.

Speaker 91 And I haven't been back since then.

Speaker 121 And now I'm back.

Speaker 82 And my name is Beck.

Speaker 94 And Beck is back.

Speaker 43 Beck is back. Beck is back.

Speaker 13 He hasn't been back since his first episode. That's right.

Speaker 41 No. Yeah.

Speaker 157 No, you're

Speaker 104 no. I didn't have anything to say.
You go.

Speaker 21 There is a thing that happened.

Speaker 37 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 75 You were you, you were concerned.

Speaker 2 You, when we first had you on Doughboys, you said,

Speaker 7 which was, we should say, 2016. I didn't realize it had been that long.
I knew it had been previously, prior to the pandemic. Yeah.

Speaker 51 Nine years.

Speaker 51 I thought it was like 2019.

Speaker 7 I didn't realize this was back in the feral audio days before predated Emma Erdbrink's involvement with Doughboys.

Speaker 62 Wow. I was going to say that.

Speaker 2 Emma said nice to meet you when you came came here. Yeah.

Speaker 52 What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 120 Yeah, it blew your mind.

Speaker 135 I know.

Speaker 72 And then I got scared that I did meet him before. And I was like, I'm an asshole.
So I looked up the episode and I was not an asshole.

Speaker 25 And you were not an asshole.

Speaker 106 Even if, even if, even if you had met me before, it's perfect.

Speaker 92 That's like a constant fear I live with all the time.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 148 It's saying nice to meet you.

Speaker 92 And I met the person.

Speaker 144 But we got to do it.

Speaker 54 I always just say, hey, good to see you.

Speaker 2 And I don't, even if I don't know who the person is, that is my move.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I shouldn't tell the world.

Speaker 7 I've been doing the good to see you for a while.

Speaker 56 Hey, good to see you.

Speaker 18 They're like, hey, we've never met you.

Speaker 124 I'm like, oh, well, nice to meet you.

Speaker 72 It's still good to see you, even if we've never met.

Speaker 92 Sometimes I run into the situation where like I am like genuinely excited to meet a person or it's like a friend of a friend or something.

Speaker 109 And I'm like, it's so nice to meet you.

Speaker 97 You know, like, but they're, they're saying nice to see you.

Speaker 148 And then I say so nice to meet you.

Speaker 145 And they're like, oh, and then they feel, you know what I mean?

Speaker 106 And then they feel bad. But it's like, so it's almost like that's why if you just say nice to see you, then everybody's safe.

Speaker 97 Yeah.

Speaker 109 Even if the other person says you know what I mean, like they feel called out if you say nice to meet you and they say nice to see you.

Speaker 2 Nothing worse than a, hey, nice to meet you, followed by a, yeah, good to see you.

Speaker 83 And it's like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 13 we've, I fucked up.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you're pissed off about it, I guess.

Speaker 109 Like, uh, all of this, yeah, all of this meeting, uh, nice to see you, nice to meet you, garbage.

Speaker 98 We need to let go.

Speaker 3 Let's throw it out the fucking window.

Speaker 95 It's gone.

Speaker 148 It's like, you know,

Speaker 92 all complete forgiveness on on the name front, whether you've met or not, it's just, we need to let go.

Speaker 127 Isn't it just easy

Speaker 13 to have like a thing like, hey there?

Speaker 13 Like do something like a, like a, like a, some sort of saying that you're just like,

Speaker 2 we don't have to have to, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 7 Rich, like, I'm, I'm not going to pat myself on the back here.

Speaker 7 Hey, buddy has its utility.

Speaker 7 Hey, buddy is such a great catch-all.

Speaker 7 Hey, buddy. No name involved.
No, no, like previous acknowledgement of having met before. Just hey, buddy.

Speaker 48 I think we should have these digital social cards.

Speaker 92 So you can be like, hey, how's it going?

Speaker 109 And bump them. And you can always know who you met.

Speaker 92 You get a download of their information.

Speaker 92 Not like contact information, but their face, their name, and current pube color.

Speaker 135 Yeah, current pube color.

Speaker 37 Silver. Exactly.

Speaker 117 So

Speaker 92 you really feel comfortable.

Speaker 8 This is a black mirror, is the thing, though.

Speaker 111 He's a black mirror.

Speaker 85 I mean, he's kind of like Facebook.

Speaker 101 Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 98 He's kind of Facebook.

Speaker 112 Which is a black mirror.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Really is.

Speaker 2 But I do like, I think I would rather do that than have the. It's just always when they're like, nice to, nice to see you.

Speaker 50 And you're like, you're mad.

Speaker 2 I never care. Yeah, I don't care.
If someone forgets me, I never care.

Speaker 45 But there are people who do care.

Speaker 7 I do have the, I do will do the thing. Even if I know, I'm confident I've met this person before, but I think there's a chance they don't remember me.
I will go up and be like, hey, I'm Nick.

Speaker 7 You probably don't remember, but we met before, and I'll give the context for it. And I feel like that's like a very much like, I'm giving you you the leeway to either be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 I mean, I know, even if you just end up lying there, I've given you an in for how to lie. It's like, oh, yeah, of course, I remember.

Speaker 7 So I don't know. I just feel like it's a two-way street.
Help the other person out. Understand they're in the same situation as you, you know?

Speaker 7 But try to give them a good, because you're just trying to give a baseline for a positive interaction. It's not going to be some fucking territorial pissing contest, you know?

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 92 To all you people out there who hold people to like, no, we've actually met before.

Speaker 142 Yes, yeah. Cut the shit.

Speaker 111 You're gone. Yeah, you're gone.

Speaker 37 Cut the shit. You're gone.

Speaker 115 Get out of here. You're canceled.

Speaker 27 You're canceled.

Speaker 89 We're canceling you. Yeah.

Speaker 82 Oh, the actors are canceling the public now.

Speaker 37 Wow. Wow.

Speaker 124 How does that feel?

Speaker 47 We're twisting it around on you.

Speaker 75 It doesn't feel that good, does it?

Speaker 103 Twisted metal over here.

Speaker 50 Hell yeah.

Speaker 63 We had a

Speaker 32 promote each other's shows. Wow.

Speaker 21 That's the way it goes.

Speaker 88 Raise each other up.

Speaker 58 It's great.

Speaker 16 I just want to say, what were we going to say?

Speaker 7 Oh, I was going to say, since we're in this territory, I've had this thought, and I think we'll probably see it in some sort of uh you know uh near sci-fi uh what what's going on back for my hand that was a hard five

Speaker 7 that is an alpha move though dude sorry

Speaker 140 alpha yeah yeah

Speaker 146 superman

Speaker 7 you think that you've you hung around him so much that you uh right yeah we have the i fucking this fucking crazy ass was trying to have us do a Marvel meal today.

Speaker 106 Anyway, I know that's messy.

Speaker 73 It could have been funny.

Speaker 128 It could have been funny.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Because we also, there is the Dairy Queen.

Speaker 63 Like shit.

Speaker 7 There is the Dairy Queen Superman thing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, which, but it's like kind of a pain. The closest one is in Santa Anita, which is like 45 minutes away.
It was a little bit of a pain in the ass for us to figure that out.

Speaker 163 Which is very not Superman.

Speaker 84 Very not Superman.

Speaker 92 It's like, you know, Superman, like if we were like on theme with Superman, we would have found a way.

Speaker 151 Right.

Speaker 95 We would have made it happen. Yeah.

Speaker 98 But we were just kind of like, it's 45 minutes away, so we won't do Superman ice cream.

Speaker 37 Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 84 This is Doughboys.

Speaker 92 It's not Superman.

Speaker 7 I do want to try it. There's also the Fantastic Four Little Caesars Pizza that's out now, which is like MC, Mew, you know, adjacent or whatever.
But anyway, I was going to say is the stinky.

Speaker 105 I can't even talk about that. I'm not allowed to.

Speaker 41 It's going to taste bad.

Speaker 117 It tastes like garbage.

Speaker 39 Here's what I was going to say.

Speaker 7 I think in some near future sci-fi setting, we will see the concept of, or we will just eventually see it in our own reality and we'll never even have to have any sort of speculative fiction about it.

Speaker 7 AR will be so omnipresent, augmented reality, where I will look at you. It will show your name.
So I don't even have to remember your name or have learned your name previously.

Speaker 7 And it will also show the last date that I interacted with you based off of facial recognition.

Speaker 7 And I think that will reach a point where, in the same way, we no longer remember people's birthdays, we used to, like remember people's birthdays, remember people's phone numbers.

Speaker 7 That was a time, this time in our lives when we committed phone numbers to our memory. Now all that stuff is in the digital database.

Speaker 7 I think the same thing will happen with names, where we just will not learn people's names. We will rely on our augmented reality goggles to tell us of of people's names.

Speaker 2 And if you go on to Netflix and you click on black mirror and you click the new episode, it says no need for new episode. Just look around.

Speaker 50 Whoa.

Speaker 25 Oh, that's epic, dude.

Speaker 143 That's another viral moment.

Speaker 38 I think that might be my one.

Speaker 2 I think that might be my one.

Speaker 7 So what we landed on instead.

Speaker 15 Hold on.

Speaker 38 Wait, oh, wait, wait. What we landed on instead.
Oh, wait.

Speaker 7 Oh, we did.

Speaker 7 So yes,

Speaker 32 we were telling a story.

Speaker 53 We were telling a story.

Speaker 2 I also want to say your sketch group, Good Neighbor, used to be a good good restaurant near the Birthday Boys.

Speaker 71 Absolutely. A breakfast place.
Yeah.

Speaker 43 Since closed, but

Speaker 37 the restaurant closed?

Speaker 37 So sad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 We thought that that's why you guys named the Good Neighbor back.

Speaker 119 Yeah, a lot of people sad.

Speaker 92 A lot of people did.

Speaker 2 We named it.

Speaker 149 It was in college. I had a party, and afterwards, the next morning, the neighbor came over, this older woman, and she was very upset.

Speaker 98 She had like some cigarette butts in her hand, and she was like,

Speaker 108 These cigarette butts could have lit my dog on fire.

Speaker 92 And the dog could have come in the house and lit my house on fire and killed me.

Speaker 92 And she kind of just said that and looked at me and I was like, I am so sorry.

Speaker 141 I swear I will, that was completely inappropriate.

Speaker 98 I will never let that happen again.

Speaker 104 I will put up a sign whenever there are people over.

Speaker 141 And I will make sure that people are never flick another cigarette butt into your yard. I apologize.

Speaker 135 And she just went,

Speaker 37 good neighbor,

Speaker 144 good neighbor.

Speaker 125 And she walked away and I never saw her again.

Speaker 145 And then so they're like, maybe good neighbor.

Speaker 51 That's great. I mean, that's a great story.

Speaker 42 That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And also, it's really nice of you to not be like, wait, your dog is going to catch on fire and then catch my house on, like, calling out her insane

Speaker 40 attachment.

Speaker 82 Wait, that doesn't check out, lady.

Speaker 75 I guess you did the right thing.

Speaker 119 I did the right thing.

Speaker 93 I was like, I'll just like move on.

Speaker 109 Let's defuse the situation. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Smart.

Speaker 98 And she disappeared. Nobody ever saw her again.

Speaker 71 But let me just say, them parties continue.

Speaker 7 What was the genesis of the name of the Birthday Boys? Yeah.

Speaker 38 We pitched 300 names in a Google Doc.

Speaker 3 And then Birthday Boys is the one we all hated the least.

Speaker 70 It's a great name. Do you know who pitched it?

Speaker 2 I don't know. It was not me who pitched it.

Speaker 13 My pitch was Beaver Fever.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 96 Which is also, which is Giardia.

Speaker 64 What is that?

Speaker 58 It's Giardia.

Speaker 145 Beaver fever.

Speaker 33 Oh, is that is that what that means when it rhymes like that?

Speaker 82 Well, no, it just, it's

Speaker 123 when it rhymes like, no, giardia is, you know what Giardia is, right?

Speaker 21 It's like a

Speaker 72 bacterial infection, I think.

Speaker 151 And so when you get it, you get it from water and they call it beaver fever.

Speaker 40 Is that real?

Speaker 153 Beaver is shit in the water.

Speaker 20 And you're a parasite.

Speaker 2 Remember, I got really, what did I get when I was when I went camping and I got water in my mouth and then I like I couldn't remember? Like I was shitting my pants for like days.

Speaker 142 It might have been beaver fever. I think it was E.
coli. E.

Speaker 111 coli is probably even.

Speaker 28 I think it's

Speaker 72 really common in dogs too, especially if they come from like puppy mills.

Speaker 67 Oh, okay. And a lot of times they'll have Giardia when they're puppies.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 38 I didn't know Giardia.

Speaker 9 I feel very dumb for not knowing.

Speaker 128 Yeah, you really should.

Speaker 40 I know.

Speaker 86 You really should feel so stupid.

Speaker 37 I'm sorry.

Speaker 99 It's all good.

Speaker 96 But also, the beaver fever is also when you're like crazy about vagina.

Speaker 2 I didn't want it to be dirty.

Speaker 59 And that I was never going to win.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 this is the sliding doors of the sketch group having a show

Speaker 2 IFC or not. If it was Beaver Fever, we never would have, nothing would have happened.
We wouldn't have gotten a show.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And if we were side of guys,

Speaker 81 if Doughboy was a good guy,

Speaker 93 guys, which was

Speaker 7 that was the other title we were going to go with.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 135 Yeah. Pretty solid.
Yeah.

Speaker 121 Yeah. Not bad.

Speaker 114 By the way, now I'm just thinking about how I said vagina.

Speaker 7 Vagina.

Speaker 137 Vagina. I thought it was very classy.

Speaker 26 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 105 I can't stop thinking about it. I'm almost sweating.

Speaker 137 I'm almost flop sweating with how I said it.

Speaker 40 I think it was fine.

Speaker 77 I thought you said a fine.

Speaker 13 I thought you said it very classy. Vagina.

Speaker 115 Vagina. Vagina.
Vagina.

Speaker 107 I'm going for viral moment number five.

Speaker 106 Vagina.

Speaker 115 Vagina.

Speaker 53 If we just do a super clip.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 8 I used to think there was a ver in there. I thought it was virgina.

Speaker 7 When I was a little kid. Vagina.

Speaker 34 I thought it was virgina.

Speaker 72 Wherever you're from, New England, vagina.

Vagina's pretty good, too.

Speaker 106 But wait, did you ever get to your story?

Speaker 30 Yeah,

Speaker 30 yeah.

Speaker 7 We need to get back on track.

Speaker 30 All right, we're back on track.

Speaker 144 Okay, vagina. Vagina.

Speaker 24 Vagina. She had an awesome vagina.

Speaker 28 That's New England.

Speaker 2 You came on the show. That's right.

Speaker 2 You said, I want to do Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 45 Didn't you work there?

Speaker 104 No, no.

Speaker 37 No, there's no connection.

Speaker 37 You just liked it.

Speaker 128 You loved it. You loved it.

Speaker 149 Yeah, I had been there once and I was like, I'm just excited to go back and like just to eat it and just to get a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2 And yeah. And so we were like, oh, we were going to maybe do it with somebody else who God knows who we are.

Speaker 7 I can't even remember who we had reserved Cheesecake Factory for.

Speaker 113 Like, I think I got the yes, you can, we can do that.

Speaker 110 And then it was like, oh, we, I think we told somebody out.

Speaker 17 I think, yeah, I think we promised it.

Speaker 2 We promised it to Chris Dalia.

Speaker 7 In the early days, yeah, Dalia was going to do it. In the early days of the podcast, though, that was before we realized like everyone wants to do the same restaurants.

Speaker 7 That same year, we ended up doing, I think it was 2016, might have been 2017, Mitch, we did Rock Lobster Fest, which was a whole month of Red Lobster, partly because every other guest would be like, I want to do Red Lobster.

Speaker 7 I was like, the only way we can get all these people in to do Red Lobster is when we do a whole month of just Red Lobster and get them all there.

Speaker 85 Rock Doberfest, our first one.

Speaker 2 Rock Lobster Fest, our second.

Speaker 93 That's amazing. So,

Speaker 81 you, I'll go ahead.

Speaker 7 No, but I'm just saying, like, you can't you came in the early phase where I was like, wow, we promised whatever. We promised Dalia Cheesecake Factory,

Speaker 7 but I guess we can do it. But yeah, we can do it with back.

Speaker 40 We'll get them off for another year.

Speaker 88 Perfect.

Speaker 148 You guys should should still do that and bring them into Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 33 Yeah, we might.

Speaker 50 I'm honestly, we might.

Speaker 37 It might happen.

Speaker 25 It might happen.

Speaker 33 We might do McDonald's with it.

Speaker 18 It might be our final episode.

Speaker 96 But yeah, so I was like, no, you guys were like, is that okay?

Speaker 97 Can you think of something else?

Speaker 113 And I was like, I really want to do Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 98 Right.

Speaker 143 And you guys were like, okay, cool.

Speaker 113 And then we did Cheesecake Factory

Speaker 98 and everything felt good.

Speaker 92 And then a couple of years after that, I was like, oh, no.

Speaker 137 Did I steamroll them on the Cheesecake Factory thing?

Speaker 2 You thought that

Speaker 2 you have never been back because of the Cheesecake Factory incident, as well.

Speaker 137 Really, it's just because of the kind of guest I was.

Speaker 25 No, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 121 I'm kidding.

Speaker 111 No, no, no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 We did that you said vagina weird on that first episode.

Speaker 18 We didn't want to have you back.

Speaker 121 Now I like to go on podcast and say vagina as much as possible.

Speaker 137 As many ways as possible.

Speaker 47 You thought that you had stepped on some toes and Weiger, I mean, we're friendly.

Speaker 51 You could always bring that.

Speaker 71 I think maybe you thought Weiger was pissed off.

Speaker 137 Yeah, and maybe Weiger was pissed off.

Speaker 56 Can't talk about it.

Speaker 37 So like, here's the moment.

Speaker 114 Are you pissed off at me?

Speaker 45 I'm not pissed off at you.

Speaker 62 Okay. Oh, okay.

Speaker 106 It sounds like you're pissed off at me.

Speaker 7 People do think that of me, though, because I think because I am so cold and robotic. Yeah.

Speaker 7 And sometimes people are like, like, Weiger's like furious, or Weiger doesn't like me when it's just like, no, I'm just a

Speaker 21 strange man.

Speaker 37 This is like my default.

Speaker 21 That's your wife speaking? That's the alpha.

Speaker 153 You think that's alpha? That's almost alpha.

Speaker 59 This is your family diversion.

Speaker 55 Are you your mom and dad?

Speaker 56 Like, Weiger's cold and robotic.

Speaker 41 I don't think he likes me.

Speaker 7 No, we had a great time, but I had a great time. We should have had you back.
It's malpractice on our part that we did not have you back on the podcast.

Speaker 15 Okay.

Speaker 7 I honestly don't know why that is.

Speaker 97 No, we are like, we're discussing this right now.

Speaker 146 Can we just do like a little version of it where it's dramatic and maybe that's the viral moment?

Speaker 99 Like it's acted.

Speaker 114 Like you have to watch the podcast to figure this out. Okay.

Speaker 99 But it's a clip and it's like, okay, so yeah, no, I, I, when I came on, I said I wanted to do Cheesecake Factory and you guys were like, we have somebody else.

Speaker 153 And I was like, I want to do it.

Speaker 95 And we did it.

Speaker 106 And then you guys were super weird about it.

Speaker 110 And like, you guys, I swear that you guys were mad at me for steamrolling and pushing through the Cheesecake Factory.

Speaker 138 Were you not?

Speaker 60 The truth is,

Speaker 2 our show sucks, and we didn't want to have you have to come back.

Speaker 35 No, that's bullshit, dude.

Speaker 94 Like, you guys iced me out for like 10 years.

Speaker 163 We, and I haven't been back.

Speaker 7 And, like, it's great to be back, but I think I feel like you're like acknowledging it, but you're not actually taking accountability for it because you did steamroll it.

Speaker 40 You did steamroll it.

Speaker 25 So, I did.

Speaker 152 The only idea is we did get steamrolled.

Speaker 124 And we wanted to do cheesecake factory.

Speaker 28 No, what if you're fucking out of the back? Fuck you.

Speaker 53 Nick, how could you do this?

Speaker 165 Fuck you guys.

Speaker 47 We've been friends for almost 20 years, dude.

Speaker 35 This is your fault.

Speaker 43 My fault. This is your fault.

Speaker 7 Because you couldn't be honest with your friend. Fuck you.
And don't you dare to be the one to fucking break the news to him. Fuck you.
Because you were too much of a coward.

Speaker 67 I'm fucking out of here.

Speaker 7 Fuck you, Mitch.

Speaker 7 You're fucking pussy.

Speaker 7 Oh, shit.

Speaker 7 Mitch. Shit.

Speaker 28 Oh, shit.

Speaker 28 Shit. Oh, shit.

Speaker 77 We got caught.

Speaker 21 Okay, so that's it.

Speaker 67 That's good. That was good.
That was good. That was really good.

Speaker 2 I didn't realize that we were in it because I was looking up something.

Speaker 71 Can I borrow your glasses for a second?

Speaker 28 Do you want to take it again? No, no, no.

Speaker 2 Actually, we probably should do it again, but

Speaker 38 this is another attempt at a viral situation.

Speaker 40 Bark Kent.

Speaker 28 Oh, nice.

Speaker 125 That is great.

Speaker 7 Jemmy does not like glasses.

Speaker 28 She doesn't like, I am not, I'm hovering them near her face. like, nah.

Speaker 55 I'm hovering them near her face. She doesn't like her.

Speaker 63 Bark Kent is very funny.

Speaker 107 I mean, crypto could be Bark Kent for sure.

Speaker 66 It could, yeah.

Speaker 8 Crypto the Super Doc.

Speaker 73 Do you have one for me?

Speaker 118 What?

Speaker 2 You have one for me.

Speaker 12 A funny thing for me.

Speaker 117 Bark.

Speaker 100 Bark.

Speaker 100 Fart Kent. Fart Kent.

Speaker 33 Bark Kent's pretty good.

Speaker 28 Yeah, it's really good.

Speaker 62 Cunt?

Speaker 28 Cunt? Cunt Kent?

Speaker 28 Oh, Clark Kunt.

Speaker 51 Did you say cunt Kent?

Speaker 28 Clark Kunt?

Speaker 28 Jesus.

Speaker 20 You think I'm a cunt?

Speaker 40 I mean, you just looked like one.

Speaker 38 I did look like one.

Speaker 2 Yeah, shark Kent.

Speaker 7 Yeah, put it on the gator and it's shark cent.

Speaker 36 That's it, once you got it.

Speaker 116 Good job.

Speaker 131 Yeah, because it's actually a gator, but everybody thinks it's shark Kent when the glasses are on.

Speaker 88 As an actor.

Speaker 82 Really good disguise.

Speaker 127 As actors, can we just do a second take of that?

Speaker 11 The story.

Speaker 98 Do you guys think you actually have time for it?

Speaker 7 Yeah, sure, if you want.

Speaker 50 Yeah, we do have time for it.

Speaker 15 I'm going to act better on this one. Okay, great.
Great.

Speaker 96 So, like, I wanted to do Cheesecake Factory, and you guys were like, we have somebody else. We promised it somebody else after you said I could do it.

Speaker 153 And then I was like, I want to do it.

Speaker 96 And then we did the episode. And then, like, you guys totally ghosted me.

Speaker 99 And then I never, like, I feel like you guys were pissed off.

Speaker 138 Were you not?

Speaker 58 i mean i well i look

Speaker 7 it's in the past it doesn't matter anyways but so he did piss you off we're pissed off yeah we were pissed off why like i just wanted you told me that i could do cheesecake yeah we told you but i think if you read between the lines we clearly were like hey we have it reserved for someone else and you kind of like

Speaker 106 foot down it's not a big deal it doesn't matter it is dude i came in as a guest and you guys just like fucking like were weird And you pretend weird.

Speaker 78 You wanted to do the one restaurant and we couldn't do the, you wanted to do the one restaurant and we had something in mind.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 55 And then there was another person that wanted to do the restaurant with me.

Speaker 94 I'm so sorry I didn't do it right.

Speaker 60 I'm out of here.

Speaker 67 Fuck this. Beck, hold on a second.

Speaker 162 God damn it.

Speaker 53 You're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 122 Why the fuck would you tell him that?

Speaker 60 What's wrong with you?

Speaker 7 Well,

Speaker 7 why wouldn't you tell him that? You're his friend.

Speaker 28 He's been my fucking friend for 20 years.

Speaker 87 You couldn't.

Speaker 152 You told him.

Speaker 28 Fuck you, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 7 You look like a fucking dip shit with those glasses.

Speaker 29 Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 7 What the fuck is your problem, Jemmy?

Speaker 7 Sitting over there like you weren't half of this

Speaker 7 Beck's been mad at you since the moment he walked in the fucking studio. You're a disgrace.
You don't fuck you, Jemmy. I'm out of here.

Speaker 28 Fuck this shit.

Speaker 28 All right, so now we're about

Speaker 28 shit. Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit. We're fucking fucked up.

Speaker 88 It was all rude.

Speaker 28 Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

Speaker 28 Fuck, shit.

Speaker 28 That was good. That was good.
Jimmy, I almost got him.

Speaker 41 He's a good boy.

Speaker 28 It's a good girl, you fuck. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 82 Okay, so that's good.

Speaker 106 Do we have three different takes of that now?

Speaker 77 Yeah, I think we had a couple. We've got a couple options.

Speaker 82 Oh, let's do another one.

Speaker 7 This was an interesting thing you were telling us.

Speaker 39 Because we're talking Taco Bell.

Speaker 37 That was great, by the way.

Speaker 153 You nailed it.

Speaker 7 You were talking Taco Bell.

Speaker 37 So did you. That was really cool.

Speaker 25 Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 Nick is a great actor.

Speaker 25 I'm not an actor.

Speaker 118 But you are very.

Speaker 78 I know that

Speaker 2 you've substituted yourself out of the game. You're no longer in the game.

Speaker 26 Oh, I never really acted to begin with.

Speaker 32 You were a good actor.

Speaker 128 Well, maybe we'll get you back in.

Speaker 131 Start with some smaller parts and we'll grow.

Speaker 104 That'd be great.

Speaker 2 Fall down too eventually.

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 83 Which was shot right down the street.

Speaker 89 Falling down right down the street.

Speaker 92 The store isn't there anymore, but the sort of like military

Speaker 89 store.

Speaker 142 The surplus store.

Speaker 25 Yeah, he went in and get some stuff.

Speaker 2 That was there not that even long ago, right?

Speaker 49 A few years ago or something?

Speaker 7 You were telling us, we're talking Taco Bell. This is our technically technically our ninth canonical Taco Bell review.
Yeah. That you've only been like a handful of times in your life.

Speaker 7 You're not really a Taco Bell guy?

Speaker 82 Not really a Taco Bell guy.

Speaker 123 I never really registered in the suburbs of Chicago where I grew up.

Speaker 107 It was like, it was all hot dogs and burgers.

Speaker 155 I was a big, big burger guy.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 160 Like still am.

Speaker 98 We'll always take burger and fries over any other kind of fast food.

Speaker 104 Hey, I'm with you. Yeah, my man.

Speaker 16 So you're south side of Chicago?

Speaker 126 Northside. Northside.

Speaker 125 So not even Chicago, Chicagoland area. Sure.

Speaker 113 Surburg.

Speaker 138 So I'll say Wilmat or Winneca and people will be like, you're not from Chicago.

Speaker 100 Oh,

Speaker 42 you know, whatever.

Speaker 7 But it's like you saying you're from Boston, me saying I'm from L.A. Sure, yeah.
You know, I'm from Lakewood, California. But yet, like, no one knows what Lakewood, California is.

Speaker 102 So say

Speaker 7 LA or Long Beach or whatever. People have a point of reference.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Southside of Chicago has, I hear Leroy Brown is down there.

Speaker 136 And I hear that he's pretty.

Speaker 122 Have you heard of Bad, Bad Leroy Brown?

Speaker 153 I mean, I've heard of him, but that's all I know.

Speaker 143 But like that,

Speaker 105 that's all I know. And then my.

Speaker 2 I'm the smadest man in the whole damn thing.

Speaker 7 That's what I was going to say. I heard that.

Speaker 76 That was crazy.

Speaker 153 My neighbor's dog, rest in peace, was named after Leroy Brown.

Speaker 24 Really?

Speaker 93 Her dog's name was Leroy Brownie.

Speaker 29 Well, really cute.

Speaker 2 Leroy Brown is meaner than a junkyard dog.

Speaker 42 Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 62 This dog was sweet.

Speaker 64 I'm going to say this.

Speaker 2 They say Leroy Brown is meaner than

Speaker 2 old King Kong. Yeah.

Speaker 38 And I don't think King Kong is that mean.

Speaker 2 I think King Kong is just misunderstood.

Speaker 148 I was was going to say he's misunderstood.

Speaker 17 But isn't that

Speaker 17 the actors in the movie guys?

Speaker 120 We know the mind characters, where they're coming from.

Speaker 7 Isn't that the subtext of the song, though? Because you think about a junkyard dog that's a caged animal. That's an animal who, like, whose circumstances are what led him to be so aggressive.

Speaker 24 The same thing with King Kong.

Speaker 7 Like, you know, he's a gentle giant, but he's

Speaker 54 misunderstood.

Speaker 7 Same thing with Leroy Brown. Bad bad Leroy Brown.
Maybe he just needs to let someone else.

Speaker 2 Does Leroy Brown get beat up in that song at the end of it, doesn't he? Like, isn't it like he gets his ass kicked?

Speaker 15 Isn't that what happens?

Speaker 2 I know that he, like, there's a girl named Doris, and

Speaker 2 my grandma's name is Doris.

Speaker 71 So, like, she always liked that part.

Speaker 45 Was like, there was a girl named Doris, and who she looked good.

Speaker 144 She would just get up and dance, wouldn't she?

Speaker 35 She 100% would get up and dance.

Speaker 37 And I'd be like, damn, grandma's looking good.

Speaker 40 She's got the long moves.

Speaker 117 She's so got it.

Speaker 41 Damn.

Speaker 107 That's a cool thing to grow up with.

Speaker 38 It is.

Speaker 2 When your grandma looks good like that, you don't know how lucky you got it as a little boy.

Speaker 3 When your grandma's looking good.

Speaker 62 You took it for granted your whole life, grandma.

Speaker 140 Your whole life.

Speaker 52 You're like, shit, grandma looked fucking good back when I was a little boy.

Speaker 21 So here, so here's any confidence.

Speaker 7 It looks like the context of the song that

Speaker 7 in its narrative, Leroy Brown was messing around with the wife of a jealous man.

Speaker 16 Jealous man, yeah.

Speaker 76 And then Doris.

Speaker 143 I mean, come on, any man.

Speaker 144 I mean, you don't do that. You don't do that.

Speaker 81 No, you don't do that.

Speaker 38 There's a code, a guy code.

Speaker 7 Well, the two men took to fight in, and then when they pulled them from the floor, Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces going on. So he got his ass kicked

Speaker 73 because he cuckholded this guy.

Yeah. Pode justice.

Speaker 37 He kind of deserves it.

Speaker 24 Kind of deserved it.

Speaker 13 Which, luckily for our listeners, none of them, they, if they all want me to do that with their wives.

Speaker 164 They're into hot wifing, but that's a different story.

Speaker 23 You too, I'm sure.

Speaker 100 What?

Speaker 2 You would get, you would, you would get, they would want you to be with their wives.

Speaker 40 Wow, that is awesome.

Speaker 53 That's so cool.

Speaker 68 They're very giving, too.

Speaker 3 They're very nice giving.

Speaker 95 Is that a thing that you've been offered?

Speaker 164 We have some hot wife, some fans in the hot wifing community.

Speaker 7 Yeah. We're specifically interested in Mitch railing their wives.

Speaker 27 Amazing, dude.

Speaker 120 I can't believe I didn't know about this.

Speaker 109 And so you're doing it.

Speaker 89 That's great. Congrats.

Speaker 7 Very badly fucking some guy's wife this small dick.

Speaker 152 You wanted to see this?

Speaker 20 He's like, wow, he's doing so good.

Speaker 124 What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Speaker 7 So, this is our, like I always said, Taco Bell 9. Taco Bell also had a Munch Madness month dedicated to it last year, Dokiero Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 Did I already say tenders along nuggets?

Speaker 71 I already said that.

Speaker 51 You did say that.

Speaker 7 Today we're talking crispy chicken tacos and burritos, which launched June 17th, which happens to be the day we're recording this episode. So we're having these hot off the presses.

Speaker 7 Amelia, you picked this order up. You said that every man in the area was there.

Speaker 62 Yes, that's correct.

Speaker 1 Every man in West Lake was at this Taco Bell.

Speaker 107 Wow. That's very funny.

Speaker 2 That also,

Speaker 2 I bet you it's a similar crowd to the crowd that I see midnight movies at the Vista with.

Speaker 52 I'm sure it is a very like 50-year-old, 40- to 50-year-old guys.

Speaker 2 At the Vista theater, it is just like ghost of Christmas present or ghost of Christmas yet to come of like these guys who are there. I'm like, that's just me or me in like five years, basically.

Speaker 32 And that's probably similar guys in the drive-thru line.

Yeah.

Speaker 82 Great. So you know where you're going to be.

Speaker 58 You You know, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 59 If you, if you go into Vista and you hear like a, like a deep cough,

Speaker 37 that's what, that's one of, it's one of my, it's one of me.

Speaker 46 It's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a guy like me.

Speaker 7 They have the, so the crispy chicken nuggets they had recently, and this is kind of a yes and of that.

Speaker 7 They're making long nuggets, 10 D's now, and then putting them in crispy chicken taco and burrito form factors.

Speaker 7 They also have launched this with a full-blown cameo casting call, which this video they've been using.

Speaker 62 I didn't know about that.

Speaker 5 Look, Taco Bell has added new items to the menu: Krispy chicken tacos and crispy chicken burrito.

Speaker 6 The people of Taco Bell couldn't agree on a spokesperson to announce this product, and I guess they didn't want to just pick one spokesperson, so they got many.

Speaker 166 Okay, with that being said, I'm excited to try their new crispy chicken burrito. Also, comes as a taco.

Speaker 6 June 17th, y'all.

Speaker 63 Again, June 17th.

Speaker 7 Let's see how they did.

Speaker 6 The crispy chicken just hits different.

Speaker 27 I don't know anyone.

Speaker 40 I know you guys are.

Speaker 82 All I knew was Gator and

Speaker 7 Flennery from the office.

Speaker 21 From Real Housewives, that's

Speaker 25 Gorinda.

Speaker 72 I did not expect Taco Bill to do Krispy Chicken, but they did it right.

Speaker 63 Shout out, Taco Bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 166 That's what Mama Keeps the Cookies, my friend.

Speaker 82 Oh, I like that.

Speaker 166 That was where Mama Keeps the Cookies, my friend.

Speaker 34 Who is that guy? No idea.

Speaker 64 Who is Gator?

Speaker 32 There was a guy named Gator?

Speaker 29 Gator.

Speaker 89 Oh, okay. All right.

Speaker 37 Yeah. Gator.
Gator. Okay.

Speaker 109 He is in the show, Dave.

Speaker 21 He's a rapper.

Speaker 95 Got it. Got it.
And a hype man.

Speaker 109 And

Speaker 110 he was Dave's hype man in real life.

Speaker 143 Oh, and opened for him a little bit.

Speaker 153 And then he was on the show.

Speaker 161 And he's very funny.

Speaker 135 Well, he's a great performance hunt.

Speaker 2 We'll hear an opinion from this Gator, too, before the episode ends on what he thought of the time.

Speaker 71 He's X. Probably a little jealous.

Speaker 142 There's also a little bit jealous.

Speaker 154 I think he went out for that role.

Speaker 7 Also, celebrity chef Christian Petroni was in there.

Speaker 12 Maybe that was the cookies guy.

Speaker 32 Yeah, that looked like a chef.

Speaker 34 Yeah, it looked like a chef.

Speaker 137 Chefs Chefs have tattoos.

Speaker 7 They sure do.

Speaker 7 So, the you know, it's funny that we watched it again in our lifetimes.

Speaker 7 We've gone that we've seen the chef switch from like the big fat guy with the beard to now like the cool guy with the sleeve tattoos.

Speaker 7 Is it all Guy Fieri? Is he kind of like the midpoint of the Santa Claus of that transition? I think you have like the old Dom De Louise, the chef boy or D, you know, the big girls.

Speaker 92 Yeah, then none of them were tattooed. Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 95 They were clean, old school, uh, yeah, more conservative looking.

Speaker 105 Right.

Speaker 128 I didn't even think about that I like it I like

Speaker 7 have fun in that yeah why not have fun in that yeah yeah that's right absolutely okay so we got the crispy chicken taco the crispy chicken burrito the crispy chicken strips and they all come with either the spicy ranchero sauce or the avocado ranch sauce let me read the sauce descriptions and then we'll get into the taco and burrito or maybe we should start with the strips themselves The new spicy ranchero is a creamy sauce made with Anaheim and jalapeno chilies, tomatoes, garlic, and onion, offering a hint of spice that's perfect for dunking or drizzling.

Speaker 7 And the avocado ranch sauce is a creamy and zesty ranch with a hint of avocado. So that one's a little bit less.

Speaker 98 I mean, that's got to be perfect for dunking and drizzling, too.

Speaker 7 I mean, yes, these are also options.

Speaker 8 Okay. You can also dunk your drizzle.

Speaker 7 But yeah, the spicy ranchero is certainly a little bit more, you know,

Speaker 7 a little more complex and composed. And the avocado ranch sauce is just like a ranch with avocado in it.
But they, so you basically want a spicy option, one mild option, one red, one green.

Speaker 7 I will say,

Speaker 7 I grab one of those chicken strips, and my expectations are like whatever.

Speaker 7 I dip one of these into the ranch, Mitch.

Speaker 7 Actually, the Hidden Valley Fire Ranch, which is a third sauce, which was available as a dipping sauce.

Speaker 7 And I've had their nuggets, and their nuggets are good.

Speaker 7 I thought the strip was good as hell. I really liked it.

Speaker 113 I enjoyed it too.

Speaker 7 I thought the strip in isolation was quite good.

Speaker 2 Those actors weren't lying to you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 The strips are pretty damn good. The strips are pretty fucking good.

Speaker 71 I was honestly impressed. Yeah.

Speaker 148 Big, nice crunch, nice color.

Speaker 109 Nice crunch, which is just, you know, appealing.

Speaker 113 You can't taste that color.

Speaker 111 No.

Speaker 92 You know, but it had a nice depth to it.

Speaker 110 It wasn't like a pale, pale, light brown.

Speaker 141 It was like a dark, deep, reddish-brown type of thing.

Speaker 19 Great hue.

Speaker 21 Yeah, great hue.

Speaker 24 A great hue.

Speaker 47 And also the...

Speaker 15 Casey, is that some people who worked on your movie outside the window there?

Speaker 91 It is, yes.

Speaker 32 It looks like they're pointed out.

Speaker 120 It looks like they're looking for their money.

Speaker 28 You'll get angry, pissed off.

Speaker 28 Ignore them.

Speaker 7 I mean, like, to me, it was like

Speaker 7 the strips, because we also got some nuggets side by side for comparison. Yeah.

Speaker 7 The strips were just strictly better than the nuggets. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 I just feel like the word ratio was tossed around earlier. And yes, I just feel like there is more proportion of chicken meat, more protein per bite.
And

Speaker 7 it was just,

Speaker 7 you know, it just came together better and also was a better sauce delivery mechanism because I feel like the nuggets, you get like one good dip in there. Maybe.

Speaker 109 And you're getting your fingers too.

Speaker 92 And then you're kind of like slip in and you drop it and you're like, oh, no, you got to get your fingers all in there.

Speaker 104 It's a mess.

Speaker 2 And then you're like, no, I guess I might as well just dip my fingers from here.

Speaker 24 And then you're dipping your fingers and just, you know what I mean?

Speaker 15 Yeah, it's embarrassed looking at you.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 43 Yeah, we know how it goes.

Speaker 2 We know how it goes. I think that nuggets are best.
I think McNuggets are the best nuggets.

Speaker 29 We can all agree that nuggets make nuggets out.

Speaker 2 McNuggets are the best.

Speaker 153 I'm not even really a nugget guy.

Speaker 59 You said as you're a burger boy, you said at the beginning of before we started recording, which pissed me the hell off.

Speaker 101 I'm the spoon man.

Speaker 143 He's a burger boy. Exactly.
I'm aligned over here.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 124 Dude.

Speaker 109 I mean, I like spoons too.

Speaker 107 This guy likes burgers.

Speaker 145 He likes spoons.

Speaker 130 Whatever.

Speaker 52 Dude.

Speaker 52 You're going to fucking piss me off.

Speaker 153 I would have went silent and I stepped in sometimes just joking around.

Speaker 7 I got to be honest, I probably use spoons more often than I eat burgers.

Speaker 18 If I'm being perfectly honest.

Speaker 29 I probably use burgers

Speaker 18 and spoons.

Speaker 137 We're living in a topsy-turvy world.

Speaker 137 Upside down.

Speaker 38 You're more on my side.

Speaker 71 It's fine. I'm on your side.

Speaker 50 More on my side.

Speaker 25 I don't care.

Speaker 37 He doesn't care.

Speaker 89 He's a free-year-old friend.

Speaker 124 Yeah, we're friends.

Speaker 85 We're friends then.

Speaker 32 I like nuggets.

Speaker 2 I like chicken nuggets. I'm not trying to shit on nuggets, but the tenders just kicked the nuggets' ass so much.

Speaker 37 They were so much better.

Speaker 2 They were just so much better.

Speaker 64 Did they have a, was there like a little bit

Speaker 7 of spice in the breading, or was I getting all that from the sauce? Because I was biting into those and I was like, did they have, like, Amelia's nodding along?

Speaker 20 I kind of get what you're saying.

Speaker 67 Do they have like a little bit to it? A little ting.

Speaker 14 Well, the hue, again, would tell you that there was a little something in the batter, but I never had them undipped.

Speaker 67 Yeah, the color. I like the way they looked.

Speaker 20 I think the breading was like a touch darker than that.

Speaker 33 I had a bite of them undipped.

Speaker 2 And I do think that they were slightly spicy. There was a spicy.

Speaker 72 There might be some cold words on the counter still. You want to go get them?

Speaker 40 Actually, yes.

Speaker 20 Thank you, Amelia.

Speaker 72 Assuming the hunks didn't eat them already.

Speaker 152 The hunks?

Speaker 2 The hunks maybe did eat. Well, you can never tell what the hunks are.

Speaker 37 The hood gum hunks.

Speaker 56 The hood gum hunks. Yeah.
No, who's that?

Speaker 72 Everybody who works here is a hunk.

Speaker 88 Oh, nice.

Speaker 7 Let's see if I can get any context from the Taco Bell app here as far as what is in the breading. But in the copy, the press release, I didn't see any info there.

Speaker 7 It's supposedly the same breading as the nugs, so uh, you know, I,

Speaker 7 it shouldn't be anything new,

Speaker 73 but okay, Amelia is Amelia's coming back.

Speaker 3 There's a nugget in her mouth as she comes back.

Speaker 94 Is that a nugget?

Speaker 109 That looks like a tender?

Speaker 124 Or is it tender, maybe?

Speaker 2 Amelia, is it more fun when you when your log is like a nugget or a tender? What is what's more fun to send Scorpion

Speaker 41 or liquid

Speaker 7 or liquid? Is it great? Don't say if you're sending a a pic of a bowl of diarrhea to your father, I don't want to know about it.

Speaker 95 It's disgusting.

Speaker 123 I was right about the reddish hue.

Speaker 143 That is really red.

Speaker 138 You guys served me correctly.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you got a redness in there.

Speaker 2 I might take a bite of.

Speaker 45 I just took a bite of nugget.

Speaker 74 Can I take a bite of tender?

Speaker 7 Okay,

Speaker 7 here's what the website says.

Speaker 3 There is definitely some seasoning on the nugs.

Speaker 7 Two premium all-white meat, white meat, crispy chicken strips marinated with bold Mexican spices and coated in a crunchy tortilla chip breading.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 7 A tortilla chip breading.

Speaker 40 Yeah, which makes it a good thing.

Speaker 8 Yeah, good crunch to them.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 93 I taste the seasoning.

Speaker 26 I taste it too. Just a little bit.

Speaker 88 No, you can finish.

Speaker 72 You can give a little piece of jemmy if you want.

Speaker 37 Yeah. Okay,

Speaker 28 whatever you want.

Speaker 39 The strips were great.

Speaker 7 The tendies were great. Now we start putting them in tortillas.

Speaker 7 And let me, I'll just read what's in the crispy chicken taco first and we can talk about this.

Speaker 2 I mean, I ate one half.

Speaker 28 I ate the other half.

Speaker 82 She loves it. Duck.

Speaker 7 A harmonious combination of one perfectly crisped, crispy chicken strip layered with purple cabbage, crisp lettuce, pico de gallo, and shredded cheddar cheese.

Speaker 7 And then you get your choice of either the aforementioned spicy ranchero sauce or the avocado ranch sauce.

Speaker 7 I do think it works better with the spicy ranchero sauce, but again, I'm something of a heat seeker. This, Beck, you had an observation here.

Speaker 7 I mean, you could say it if you want, but as far as a point of comparison, because this is like an existing thing that we're going to do.

Speaker 96 Point of reference for us as food eaters.

Speaker 113 The taco, the tender taco, was it the tender or what do we call them strip taco?

Speaker 84 Crispy chicken taco.

Speaker 151 Crispy chicken taco is like a fried fish taco.

Speaker 37 Yes.

Speaker 92 So it's like, oh, I've had, I know what this is, but a fried tender in a burrito, I'm like, this is kind of a tender just like wrapped up with a tortilla and some other stuff in it.

Speaker 120 It's different.

Speaker 7 And here's the other issue, the other issue I had with the.

Speaker 15 I said you, that's the best thing I've ever heard you say when you said that.

Speaker 94 I think it's, yeah, and I agree with you.

Speaker 114 I immediately knew it was the best thing I've ever said.

Speaker 7 The first time I ever had a fish taco, which I don't think it was until maybe I was a legal adult when I had a battered fish taco.

Speaker 3 It was you can get before you're an adult.

Speaker 39 Yeah, you can.

Speaker 7 But I just think that's when I actually tried it because I just thought it was weird.

Speaker 7 And the first time I had it was a revelation. It hit me with like a fucking lightning bolt.
I was like, I can't believe how fucking good this is. And then I was just obsessed with them for years.

Speaker 7 I was just eating them constantly. Now it's a once-in-a-while, a while thing, but I used to love those.

Speaker 36 Yeah, we're going to be able to do it.

Speaker 147 Yeah, it's a completely different thing with a little coleslaw on the white sauce, and it's crispy, crunchy, it's light.

Speaker 2 It's incredible so good you're a i i consider you nearly a california boy because you went to school down here even though you're you're really a chicago i'm really a chicago guy um but uh for me while i the fish taco i mean

Speaker 2 in massachusetts like the idea of like

Speaker 2 you could get like a fish taco i guess but it wasn't like a fish and chips of course is the thing i ate more but out here like the california fish taco and i think honestly i gotta give credit to wahoo's fish tacos because sure that was like one of the places i first ate a fish taco.

Speaker 7 Yeah, Wahoo, a chain, a local chain that I think is,

Speaker 7 boy, it's on the way, it's receding, and there used to be a lot more of them.

Speaker 52 We reviewed it on Doughboys, and honestly, like, for it's, you know what, we did?

Speaker 37 We did a Wahoo's episode. I thought we did.

Speaker 43 Maybe we didn't.

Speaker 30 Do we ever do a Wahoo's episode?

Speaker 31 I was looking it up now.

Speaker 2 To me, you know what it reminds me of?

Speaker 38 It reminds me of...

Speaker 38 Is it Baja Fresh, the burrito place we used to like?

Speaker 7 Yes, Baja Fresh used to, and they, I don't know if they still have a fish taco, but they had a fish taco that was quite good to me in the night.

Speaker 72 We did it in 2018 with Eliza Skinner.

Speaker 7 Oh, right. Right.
I remember now.

Speaker 2 Wahoo's Fish Tacos and Baja Fresh to me were on the similar plane of like quality, fast food.

Speaker 14 Like, I was like, oh, they're like a little bit better.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 85 in like over the course of six years, maybe that both, I think, oh, Baja Fresh specifically.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Baja Fresh.

Speaker 38 Got bought by Wendy's. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Just, and I like Wendy's, but Columbus, Ohio.

Speaker 7 They didn't know what to do with the Baja Fresh.

Speaker 143 Yeah, they were a burger burger company, and they were like, I don't know.

Speaker 25 Burger tacos?

Speaker 37 Burger tacos?

Speaker 7 And it was a premium brand. It was more like a Paquito Moss.
And they were like, well, we want to make it more like Chipotle.

Speaker 7 And this was obviously before Chipotle, but it's like they wanted to make it more of a value thing. And

Speaker 7 it didn't make any sense for them.

Speaker 25 Yeah. And the numbers weren't there.

Speaker 7 Numbers weren't there.

Speaker 24 The numbers weren't there.

Speaker 7 Wait, but yes, this reminded me of a Baja Fish taco. And yes, Wahoos did a lot for popularizing it, I feel like in California.

Speaker 7 California but I think it actually owes its origins to Baja California to south of the border which would make sense um but they like i i it did definitely remind me of this it is the sort of thing like if they and i know i know taco bell's had versions of a fish taco in years past but if they had a fish taco i would be a little bit suspect about it just because it's i don't know taco bell doing fish i'm not sure if i would necessarily trust them with that but with a crispy chicken a chicken tendi i'm like okay yeah you know what they can execute this

Speaker 7 The issue with the Krispy Chicken Burrito is the exact same components that are in the taco.

Speaker 46 Yeah. Can I just quickly say, please?

Speaker 48 When Beck stormed out, can we just release that as a clip?

Speaker 2 Like this, like Beck Bennett storms off pop.

Speaker 39 Yeah, I think that was the idea.

Speaker 73 That was the idea.

Speaker 37 That was the whole thing.

Speaker 88 You just had that.

Speaker 48 Oh, shit.

Speaker 32 Okay, okay. Thank you.

Speaker 28 I already wrote it down.

Speaker 14 Okay, okay, okay, and maybe we release it before the episode comes out.

Speaker 101 People, oh my god, what the fuck?

Speaker 142 Yeah, and it's kind of like scary.

Speaker 48 Like Jaws music or something.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Jaws music during it is pretty good.

Speaker 7 We can't use the Jaws theme, obviously.

Speaker 85 Okay. Oh, so we just kind of

Speaker 104 add one note.

Speaker 130 So dun dun dun, dun dun dun.

Speaker 37 Okay, got it.

Speaker 38 Yeah, you had a third note.

Speaker 54 Yeah, yeah, we're just gonna go ahead and do all this legal. I'm just gonna see you guys doing that right there.

Speaker 60 Okay, perfect. That works, too.

Speaker 98 Yeah, just perfect.

Speaker 71 Sorry, sorry.

Speaker 62 Yeah, so what were you saying?

Speaker 7 It's the same components inside the burrito as are inside the taco. Oh, I'm like, why does the burrito need to exist?

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 7 I'm like, make the burrito, put beans in the burrito or something. You know, you just change it up, put some different components in there.

Speaker 7 But if you're just going to put in the same purple cabbage, crisp lettuce, pico de gallo, cheddar cheese, and choice sauce, it's just a version that has, that's fully enclosed by a tortilla.

Speaker 7 And so again, the ratio is off. It's better with just the, the, the, you know, the, the flower corn tortilla or the flower taco tortilla.

Speaker 89 Ah, the brazzles.

Speaker 82 Yeah, yeah, you're getting.

Speaker 108 And you know, I completely, I completely agree.

Speaker 94 I'm getting excited because when we were sitting, because I have an idea, when we were sitting there, we were like, a burrito, it's more of a chopped set like a chopped situation You want it chopped and mixed up So my idea my edit for this would be chop up that tender into cubes have it more mixed in as opposed to a log right in the middle

Speaker 82 100% cheese in there Yeah, like because if you have like a like a whatchamacallit like a

Speaker 92 chicken Caesar wrap and you do a crispy chicken Caesar wrap.

Speaker 134 That's like a tender chopped up. Right.

Speaker 148 Like, you know, like you don't want a single tendy just sitting in the middle of it.

Speaker 25 You want it through the middle of it.

Speaker 120 You want it dispersed dispersed and mixed in. For sure.

Speaker 2 Can I also say that the stuff that works on the taco, which is like this

Speaker 2 cabbage and slaw, doesn't work as well, I think, in the burrito.

Speaker 2 You got to change it up.

Speaker 150 You got to cheese it up a little bit.

Speaker 2 Like you said, Nick, beans are interesting. Maybe some rice component or something.

Speaker 37 Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You got to change it up a little bit.

Speaker 67 More like fried potatoes.

Speaker 72 Because I feel like that goes well with like chicken.

Speaker 55 Some chicken and potatoes.

Speaker 7 More textural variants.

Speaker 51 Sure.

Speaker 148 I think, honestly, potatoes, the chicken chopped up, cabbage, and more cheese.

Speaker 25 And that's it.

Speaker 125 You know, a little cheesy, crunchy, veggie, balanced carb, protein balance.

Speaker 132 And it's perfect.

Speaker 37 I love this right here.

Speaker 7 But I did think the, like, I thought the strips themselves were quite good. And I thought the taco was a lot of fun.
And I would get both of those again.

Speaker 7 The burrito, I have no reason to get again when the taco exists.

Speaker 135 Until they take our notes.

Speaker 65 Right.

Speaker 2 Speaking of things to not get again,

Speaker 38 can I just say the kryptonite of the meal?

Speaker 9 Sure. Please.

Speaker 23 A little Italian.

Speaker 26 Nice.

Speaker 13 Mike's, the Mike's Hot Honey Fire Sauce.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they have some novel sauces right now.

Speaker 69 Oh, Diablo Hot Honey.

Speaker 38 That's thank you. Yes.

Speaker 70 Thank you, Emma. Yeah.

Speaker 7 The Mike's Diablo Hot Honey, which is available with the nuggets or with the strips.

Speaker 34 Chemical. Sucked.

Speaker 7 Tastes like chemicals. Tastes like science.

Speaker 59 Yeah. Sucked.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 Bad, bad, bad.

Speaker 104 No, there are chemicals in there.

Speaker 92 We don't want to taste them.

Speaker 137 No.

Speaker 2 You don't want a chemical forward meal.

Speaker 140 It's natural. Yeah.

Speaker 101 Natural.

Speaker 56 Natural over a chemical.

Speaker 7 Do you think that's what mutagen tastes like?

Speaker 24 Nick, that is a great question.

Speaker 2 I think it's probably close to what mutagen tastes like. Definitely.

Speaker 50 And I'm lucky.

Speaker 2 And if I ate that, I was near Jemmy.

Speaker 38 I would have been some sort of dog man.

Speaker 38 Wow, I didn't even think about that. Yeah.

Speaker 122 Your DNA would have merged with Jemmy's.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you'd become a dog man.

Speaker 2 I'd become, yeah, I'd become like.

Speaker 45 Akin to a werewolf.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 7 But you'd have to be like, I'm a dog. Oh, no, I'm not a werewolf.

Speaker 76 I'm a dog man. Dog man.
I know.

Speaker 38 And I have to tell that to people all the time.

Speaker 33 Like, relax.

Speaker 16 I'm a dog man.

Speaker 2 You know, like, not a werewolf.

Speaker 159 Some guy with silver pubes is like, oh, this guy's not going to suck my dick.

Speaker 24 And then you have to be like, oh, actually, I will.

Speaker 37 I will. Yeah.

Speaker 40 No problem.

Speaker 56 I'm just a dog man. I can suck your dick.

Speaker 42 Yeah, right.

Speaker 107 That's another movie that we could pitch at the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 94 We can pitch that at the Warner Brothers for shoes.

Speaker 7 Oh, so it's like a dog werewolf. So it's like a G-rated movie.
He's like, no, he's not going to be blocked.

Speaker 28 He's still going to be blocked.

Speaker 68 Because he's like domesticated.

Speaker 106 He's like a really nice, cute guy, but people think he's scary, so they want to kill him, but he's just trying to suck you off.

Speaker 88 And it's just like confusing and sad.

Speaker 62 We're the Warner Brothers.

Speaker 28 Trust us.

Speaker 28 Hard R?

Speaker 25 I mean, I think it would be much worse than a hard R.

Speaker 53 He's sucking people off.

Speaker 36 I think that goes above R.

Speaker 29 It depends on what you're showing.

Speaker 12 No.

Speaker 23 I think you're a great point.

Speaker 38 I don't know what you would have, if that was Mutagen, I don't know what you would have combined with.

Speaker 15 I have no idea what was

Speaker 142 over there.

Speaker 7 I think there was like a fly buzzing around, so it probably became like a fly man.

Speaker 54 Fly man is like, that's the

Speaker 37 scariest one.

Speaker 142 That's the worst one.

Speaker 41 You don't want to be a fly.

Speaker 158 You don't want to be a fly.

Speaker 35 It's the worst one.

Speaker 118 It's the worst one.

Speaker 2 I think you're right.

Speaker 2 It did taste like mutant, tastes like shit.

Speaker 7 Very chemically. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I found it putrid. And look, this is not just us going after hot honey.
I do think there's a, we're at a hot honey oversaturation point.

Speaker 15 If I was

Speaker 15 a huge piece of water.

Speaker 92 I could drizzle it on a pizza, but I don't need it beyond that.

Speaker 143 Can I just say, sorry.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 2 If I was dogman and then you were fly guy, you'd be like following me around, waiting for me to shit all day.

Speaker 71 It would be disgusting.

Speaker 56 I would be.

That's like

Speaker 124 my favorite thing.

Speaker 60 Your favorite food is becomes shit.

Speaker 32 That's like dog shit.

Speaker 7 You shit out a bloody stool and then compete over with a Dracula for it.

Speaker 40 Wow.

Speaker 7 He's trying to sink his fangs into it. Just want to land on it.

Speaker 21 Another Warner Brothers movie right there.

Speaker 32 Honestly, the classic monsters with mutagen, like that, like Dracula, like a mute, like mutating Dracula.

Speaker 81 Oh, you know what? You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 Like, they've never, nothing like that's ever been done.

Speaker 37 Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 18 That is cool.

Speaker 73 Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Anyway,

Speaker 7 I thought that sauce was really gross.

Speaker 12 And

Speaker 7 the other sauce, the other sauces are, the new sauces are fun. It's weird that they also have a spicy ranch in addition to the Hidden Valley Fire Ranch.

Speaker 54 Confusing.

Speaker 7 These things that coexist that are kind of like, and they also have the avocado verde salsa,

Speaker 7 which also coexists with the avocado ranch sauce. So they're all, it's all like a little bit,

Speaker 7 the menu feels like it's a little cluttered. It feels like they could simplify their sauce offerings a little bit.
Some of them seem a little bit redundant.

Speaker 7 But yeah, the hot honey Diablo dip sauce is gross. The Hidden Valley Fire Ranch dip sauce is quite good.

Speaker 111 Very good. Very good.

Speaker 2 I was sad that we didn't get the honey mustard one because that looked pretty good too. And then there's the bell sauce, which I've tried the bell sauce before, I believe.

Speaker 50 I don't know how or why.

Speaker 83 Maybe I tried the nuggets before.

Speaker 38 I thought I didn't try them ever, but I maybe did.

Speaker 163 I was hoping that would go on another minute.

Speaker 106 I think I might have, but I didn't know if I did.

Speaker 94 But I think the sauce in them, because I think I had the sauce, but I don't know when it was on.

Speaker 68 But it wasn't from the show, right?

Speaker 124 I think it was from the show.

Speaker 40 Maybe it was from the show.

Speaker 7 We also tried to get the Dragon Fruit Berry Aqua Refresca, which is also brand new, and the Dragonfruit Freeze.

Speaker 7 Unfortunately, they gave us a Baja Blast Freeze.

Speaker 13 Which Amelia swears she didn't fuck up.

Speaker 7 I believe, Amelia, and also they were.

Speaker 1 I was going to realize the colors are different, but I wasn't paying attention to the color.

Speaker 57 I was going to say, too too busy fucking texting your dad some log.

Speaker 28 Don't ask me the color of anything.

Speaker 7 And also, they also have a brisk dragon paradise sparkling iced tea, which is, we think, we, we can't, we don't know for sure, but we think is what we got instead of the dragon fruit berry aqua refresca.

Speaker 7 Cause you both are remarking that it tasted tea-like.

Speaker 93 Yeah, had a little hint of tea.

Speaker 25 It was good, though. It was, I really liked it.

Speaker 98 And to see the dragon fruit chunks at the top was a nice touch of class.

Speaker 135 Really put, I, to me, like, took Taco Bell to another level.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I liked it a lot. Um, I also think that it was very low tea, there wasn't a lot of tea in there, uh, sure.
So, I, so which I liked, um, it had an and it wasn't too sweet, no, we said.

Speaker 7 I like an iced tea iced tea, you know what I mean? Like, I like to just taste iced tea. I don't necessarily need some sort of sweetness, but I do think for what this was, I thought it was

Speaker 2 much sweet, much sweeter.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's no, it's not, it's not overly sweet.

Speaker 41 No,

Speaker 7 All right, we should get to our fork scores here. So,

Speaker 7 Beck, just a reminder, we'll each go around, give a closing argument, if you will, on this version of Taco Bell, the crispy chicken menu, and then give it a score from zero to five forks.

Speaker 7 You are a guest seated to my left. We will begin with you.
Your thoughts, your fork score on Taco Bell.

Speaker 135 Now, the whole them, the whole menu.

Speaker 149 Everything I tasted at Close.

Speaker 125 Yeah, I think, yeah.

Speaker 56 Everything you tasted today.

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 151 Not having been a, you know, I don't know Taco Bell that well, so I'm not putting in context of the other menu items.

Speaker 148 You know,

Speaker 109 I'm going to, my gut says

Speaker 40 a four.

Speaker 23 Wow.

Speaker 96 You know, I know that's high. So actually, I know.

Speaker 47 No, no, don't be scared by his wow.

Speaker 110 No, no, but I know that that's like high in the in the Doughboys world.

Speaker 155 Like it's very honestly, like, I'm going to go back down to a three.

Speaker 62 Oh, what the?

Speaker 40 Oh, you don't have to do it.

Speaker 40 What'd you do?

Speaker 20 No, no, Tammy.

Speaker 82 Like, I would do it three and a half, but you guys don't do halves, right?

Speaker 37 No, we do halves. We have halves.
We can do turns.

Speaker 21 So I'm going to do three and a half.

Speaker 20 This is why we haven't brought you back all these.

Speaker 87 No, no, we do halves.

Speaker 77 Do you do quarters?

Speaker 106 I'm going to do three and a half because I love chicken tenders.

Speaker 144 Yeah.

Speaker 96 And this was chock full of really good chicken tenders, especially for this grade of restaurant.

Speaker 98 So,

Speaker 92 and I thought the... It was just, yeah, it was fun to go to town on these tenders.

Speaker 151 Yeah.

Speaker 92 And I love the ranch sauce. And I thought the dragon fruit was

Speaker 62 kind of just out of otherworldly for a fast food restaurant.

Speaker 131 So 3.5.

Speaker 160 Three and a half forks.

Speaker 35 Three forks two times.

Speaker 2 Swags Wow scared you down from four forks.

Speaker 146 Yeah, he scared me a little bit.

Speaker 92 But you know, but he's but I'm getting the

Speaker 2 falling down.

Speaker 92 But that placed me into the context of the show.

Speaker 145 10 years of fork ratings.

Speaker 131 Like, like I, if you're doing it that often, you know, you got it, you got to, they come down a little bit, I would imagine.

Speaker 33 We are professionals at this now, but hey, you're an actor.

Speaker 40 We'll bleep that. Well, yeah, of course.

Speaker 68 We'll just bleep that.

Speaker 20 We'll just bleep that.

Speaker 37 We'll just bleep it.

Speaker 100 We'll bleep that. Yeah.

Speaker 37 Can I ask you an actor?

Speaker 132 You could put in. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Yeah, just put it. Yeah.

Speaker 51 Overdeadly character.

Speaker 40 You're an actor. Now,

Speaker 117 there you go.

Speaker 21 Yeah, you can't trust.

Speaker 44 Let me go.

Speaker 7 Let me go next because I do think I spooked you a little bit. And I also...

Speaker 7 Think giving having given your rating and having maybe read into my reaction here, you might be surprised at where I go. Oh, because I really enjoyed this menu.
I'm a a big Taco Bell fan.

Speaker 7 Mitch, you know, I will always have

Speaker 7 love in my heart for Del Taco, which I grew up with and went to more frequently than Taco Bell, but I also went to Taco Bell all the time. And I still love Taco Bell.

Speaker 7 And I know that Taco Bell is executing in a higher level than Del Taco is as far as consistency goes these days.

Speaker 7 All the new menu promotions they're trying. are a lot of fun.
They're hit and miss, of course, because they're just taking so many shots. But I think this one really hits.

Speaker 7 I think this is, in fact, a direct hit. I think think this is a really well-executed 10D.
And I think in the context of the taco, it makes perfect sense for Taco Bell.

Speaker 7 And I think the new sauces are good.

Speaker 7 The hot honey sucks, but the other ones are good. And the sauces that are actually paired with the crispy chicken taco or the spicy ranchero sauce and the avocado ranch sauce both

Speaker 7 are good. And then also pair nicely with the additional sauces because I'm going to dump some fire sauce packets in one of those that you're always going to use to enhance your Taco Bell menu items.

Speaker 7 So I honestly think

Speaker 7 Taco Bell in general is a five-fork chain.

Speaker 7 We did the whole, we did a Mitch, again,

Speaker 7 we had the whole menu. We did a whole Munch Madness Month just figuring out the best individual menu item.

Speaker 7 And

Speaker 7 I think this one would go pretty far if we re-delitigated that tournament and the Krispy Chicken Taco and the Krispy Chicken strips were

Speaker 7 seeds in the bracket.

Speaker 7 I'm going to give the Krispy Chicken Tacos and Burritos menu, our Taco Bell visit today, a canonical score of four and a half forks.

Speaker 37 Wow.

Speaker 7 So I'm going a little higher.

Speaker 16 I love it, Wag, because I think that's a great score.

Speaker 109 You scared me down for my four.

Speaker 45 No, I mean, I'm just, if you want to, if you want to amend yours, you're going to be.

Speaker 40 No, I want to, I want to say 3.5.

Speaker 147 Because, you know, it's, I.

Speaker 129 Oh, we can't scare you back up.

Speaker 37 No, you can't scare me back up.

Speaker 77 Well,

Speaker 2 you know, I've tried my damnedest to make things go viral today.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I feel like I didn't. Ew.

Speaker 40 Why is that wet?

Speaker 28 Okay. That's the moment.

Speaker 128 That's it.

Speaker 106 That's it right there.

Speaker 100 Taste it.

Speaker 40 I like dog piss.

Speaker 28 Maybe that will.

Speaker 68 I think there was just drool. I think it was just

Speaker 88 drool. It was probably just drool.

Speaker 103 It kind of tasted just like drool, not like dog piss.

Speaker 38 Yeah, it was just, it definitely tastes like drool and not dog piss.

Speaker 38 Fuck, I go to the bathroom again. God damn it.

Speaker 2 It's fine.

Speaker 7 We get to get

Speaker 40 through.

Speaker 68 I'm going to get through.

Speaker 2 Fuck, I got to go so bad.

Speaker 39 Tell us your fork score, or you know what?

Speaker 7 Go to the bathroom now and then come back with your fork.

Speaker 54 I can't do this.

Speaker 13 I can't do this pod anymore.

Speaker 137 Can't do this pod anymore.

Speaker 82 I can't do this pod anymore.

Speaker 32 I got to go. I'm going to do this.

Speaker 72 Don't be staring longingly at the door, like, can I go?

Speaker 146 Mind over matter. Mind over matter.

Speaker 10 Shh. Okay.

Speaker 1 Would you rather take a shit in the chair or on the toilet?

Speaker 1 There are only two options right now.

Speaker 2 All I know is that I'll be sending you a text of it when I'm done.

Speaker 40 You can forward to Scorpion.

Speaker 28 Loom me in.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 48 let's just go over the viral breakdown.

Speaker 16 Beck Stowboy's band.

Speaker 32 We talked about that.

Speaker 48 The Good Neighbor, Birthday Boy Squash the Beef,

Speaker 71 Warner Brothers, all that stuff we talked about.

Speaker 10 Okay, okay.

Speaker 74 Okay.

Speaker 2 We took the boat by the Epstein Island and we saw Trump and Elon and Jared there.

Speaker 142 We talked about that.

Speaker 101 Yeah, we talked about that.

Speaker 142 Okay, and we saw, okay, we saw

Speaker 142 Tupac. We met Tupac.
He's alive.

Speaker 42 He's alive. Okay.

Speaker 7 Some of the stuff you didn't talk about, but we can just.

Speaker 2 But this can't be. Okay, sorry.

Speaker 21 No, I think we hit all the viral points.

Speaker 122 Oh, fuck. I'm going to shit.

Speaker 59 That's viral right there.

Speaker 137 You go to the bathroom on this couch. And we see some of it come out.

Speaker 7 We're almost at a point where we would do our segment. So if you, if Mitch, if you want to take a break, it's a perfect time for us to shut down for a second.

Speaker 36 I love Taco Bell. Okay.

Speaker 21 I love Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 It is, it's a five-fork restaurant to me. Yeah.

Speaker 38 I agree with you.

Speaker 52 I think that this.

Speaker 34 I think that this was a great.

Speaker 62 Go to the bathroom.

Speaker 40 You're stressing us all out.

Speaker 20 I am like scared now.

Speaker 148 Or you could go in your pants.

Speaker 56 I think that this is,

Speaker 122 I think that this is a great,

Speaker 13 this is a great promotion for them.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I think that the burritos are kind of a strikeout.

Speaker 13 I agree.

Speaker 2 But I think the tenders themselves are delicious.

Speaker 2 And I'm going to go four and a half forks as well.

Speaker 21 Four and a half forks.

Speaker 103 Okay, you guys scared me back up to four.

Speaker 23 Wow.

Speaker 7 Papa Bell remains in the golden plate club.

Speaker 143 That was my go. Yeah, that was my gut.

Speaker 24 Wow. There you go.

Speaker 9 Where it belongs.

Speaker 111 Yeah, there it is.

Speaker 13 I'm going to be fine. I just got to breathe.

Speaker 35 I ate jalapenos yesterday.

Speaker 41 Oh.

Speaker 7 Are you having like just what is going on? Do you have to take a shit or is it just an adjective?

Speaker 2 But it's just going to be too long. I don't want to spend a lot of time in there.
Let's just finish the okay.

Speaker 16 We can finish the episode.

Speaker 7 Hey, it's time for a segment. I've got some food.

Speaker 54 I'm really getting mad at me.

Speaker 1 Something's not adding up here. Why would it take you so long if it's about to come out of you right now?

Speaker 84 The

Speaker 88 diarrhea break.

Speaker 3 Bathroom breakdown. Wise.
I went to the bathroom.

Speaker 124 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I guess that's why you call it the blues from Elton John came on after I listened to that Ed Sheeran song.

Speaker 139 Nice. You got it.

Speaker 159 Like, I guess that's why they call it the Browns.

Speaker 37 I know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I guess that's why they call it the

Speaker 2 Blues Elton John. And then before that, it was, remember the name from Ed Sheeran?

Speaker 35 Fuck.

Speaker 71 I just had it right.

Speaker 2 Ed Sheeran and 50 Cent and M M. That's what I played in there.
Wow.

Speaker 16 Successful.

Speaker 2 I had to move quick. I didn't have time to wash my hands on the way back.

Speaker 28 Please don't. That'shed my.

Speaker 3 Smelled fantastic.

Speaker 2 I just want to say before I left, I was in distress and

Speaker 2 I made up a couple stories. I said that Beck and I drove by Epstein Island and saw Trump and Elon and Jared there.

Speaker 15 And that was a lie.

Speaker 2 And I said that we saw Tupac and Michael Jackson there alive.

Speaker 34 That's a lie.

Speaker 32 If you're going to go viral, you got to go viral on your own.

Speaker 2 You can't make up stuff to go viral.

Speaker 34 So I apologize to the viral gods.

Speaker 7 It's big of you to do that.

Speaker 37 Thank you. Absolutely.

Speaker 7 Hey, it's time for a seg, but I've got some food-related jingles, and Mitch and Beck must determine which year they came out. It's another edition of Jingle All the Way, spelled W-H-Y-Y.

Speaker 68 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 82 Is this it?

Speaker 25 Yeah, okay. Wait.

Speaker 7 The rules of Jingle All the Way, spelled W-H-E-Y. The closest guess.

Speaker 2 Guess what? I'm pretty fucking good at this game, dude.

Speaker 73 So you're gonna see.

Speaker 33 You're gonna watch a video.

Speaker 7 you're gonna watch a video with a jingle in it. You're gonna watch a commercial and then guess which year this commercial originally aired.

Speaker 7 The closest guess without going over wins a point. If you guess the year exactly, you get two points.
That's the Arden Marine rule. If the game ends in...

Speaker 7 Arden Marine also reviewed the Cheesecake Factory with us.

Speaker 25 Look at that. During the pandemic.

Speaker 7 If the game ends in a tie.

Speaker 2 He might have been the person we wanted to have on us.

Speaker 7 If the game ends in a tie, the guest wins. That's the Mitch Kenna rule.
If the second guesser can guess a movie from the first guesser's year correctly, they get a point. That's the Murder Brian rule.

Speaker 7 And you only can only do that once per game.

Speaker 7 And if you can also make the movie guess a food pun that doesn't have to be explained, you get an extra point. That's the Zach Cherry rule.
You can also do that once per game.

Speaker 7 So let's just get into it and we'll get into it.

Speaker 28 You can also add a rule if you want.

Speaker 40 Or if you can come up with a new rule.

Speaker 54 Wait, what was the last rule?

Speaker 7 So when you guess the movie, if you can also make that movie guess a food pun that doesn't have to be explained, you get an extra point.

Speaker 127 That was the Zachary. That's the Zach Cherry.

Speaker 2 Who's just on Kimmel?

Speaker 142 Well, that's his old. Sorry, it's dated.
Whatever.

Speaker 23 If it's like.

Speaker 7 It's like, so yeah,

Speaker 7 if someone guesses Jaws and then you make a food pun off of like a Jaws line.

Speaker 101 Lobster claws or whatever.

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 52 You've picked a hard one.

Speaker 7 We're going to need a bigger sandwich. Oh, sure.
Then you can get an extra.

Speaker 32 It doesn't have to be the movie title specifically.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it's just making a food pun.

Speaker 24 And so also you can add a rule, too.

Speaker 2 Also, we'd spend two hours, sorry.

Speaker 83 So that's okay.

Speaker 123 Is this, yeah, where are you at usually at this time?

Speaker 60 We're about like a quarter way through the podcast.

Speaker 37 Yeah, so we got

Speaker 38 we're the home stretch.

Speaker 7 Uh, today's theme is KFC jingles. The first one is called Extra Crispy.
Emma, let's go ahead and play this:

Speaker 39 extra crispy,

Speaker 167 tender on the inside, crunchy on the outside, extra crispy.

Speaker 158 Okay, Kentucky fried chicken, extra crispy, something different, something great.

Speaker 10 Get a bucket of chicken, you're looking good. Have a barrel of fun.
Extra crispy.

Speaker 168 Extra crispy. Something different from Kentucky fried chicken with a crispy, crunchy crust.

Speaker 10 Have a big a lickin' good time.

Speaker 10 Barrel of fun.

Speaker 42 Okay. Wow.

Speaker 104 I got a number.

Speaker 7 Beck has a guess. You can go first and then we'll alternate.

Speaker 24 I have a guess as well.

Speaker 7 All right. What year do you think that extra crispy ad originally aired?

Speaker 161 1978.

Speaker 7 1978.

Speaker 2 You get to go. So you get to go first.
So here's the thing is that I could guess 1979.

Speaker 23 Right. Billy Corgan's favorite.

Speaker 101 Billy Corgan's favorite year.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 32 if it's over, I would win.

Speaker 2 But I actually think it's 1977.

Speaker 2 I actually really feel in my heart that it's 1977.

Speaker 7 1978, 1977.

Speaker 2 This is the dumbest guess I can make, by the way.

Speaker 9 Really?

It's the worst guess you can make.

Speaker 7 No one gets a point. You both went over in 1974.

Speaker 52 Wow.

Speaker 18 74.

Speaker 7 Way back in the day.

Speaker 147 That I didn't know they had color back then.

Speaker 54 Can I say movie? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Year before Jaws. It's the year before Jaws.

Speaker 7 I mean, you don't get a point for a year before Jaws.

Speaker 107 We both don't get a point.

Speaker 98 Thanks for nothing.

Speaker 2 If you can guess a movie from 1974, you could get a point.

Speaker 72 No, you have to guess the movie from the first guesser's guess, not the actual year of the thing.

Speaker 127 Oh, is that what it is? Yeah.

Speaker 61 I think you have to guess the movie before we know the answer.

Speaker 104 I wouldn't. No.
I don't know. I don't know if I moved from 1974.

Speaker 145 I don't know when any movies are from.

Speaker 54 1977.

Speaker 33 There's a big one in 1977.

Speaker 2 That's all I'll tell you.

Speaker 7 74, I think it was Jaws. 74.
It's a year before Jaws, I believe.

Speaker 37 I learned that recently.

Speaker 7 In 1974, maybe French Connection? Is that too?

Speaker 39 I think that's too late.

Speaker 128 It's a big one, huh?

Speaker 7 Yeah, French, Try Connection. You got a point.

Speaker 40 E.T.

Speaker 100 or something like that.

Speaker 28 No, I don't know.

Speaker 112 What is it?

Speaker 16 A new Star Wars,

Speaker 58 a new hope.

Speaker 7 Well, you're talking about 1977, though.

Speaker 16 But that was the one I guessed.

Speaker 2 It was you have to guess out the person's year that they guessed.

Speaker 72 Yeah, it's a second guesser has to guess and can say a movie about the first guesser's guessed year.

Speaker 32 Okay, all right. We know that's

Speaker 68 it's clear now.

Speaker 28 Wow, that's crystal clear. It's a very confusing rule.

Speaker 7 Box Office Top 10, 1974. 74.
Towering Inferno. Okay.
A film that's totally been in memory hold. That was a gigantic hit.
Blazing Saddles.

Speaker 26 Wow.

Speaker 7 Young Frankenstein. Same year.
Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

Speaker 26 Isn't that wild to think about?

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 7 Earthquake, another back in that Towering Inferno era when disaster pics were so huge that ruled the box office.

Speaker 7 The trial of Billy Jack, The Godfather Part 2, Airport 1975, again, another disaster movie.

Speaker 2 1974 was Godfather 2, huh?

Speaker 39 Yeah, Godfather Part 2.

Speaker 7 Airport 1975, which like airplane is basically spoofing that movie and related movie. The Longest Yard, the original.
The Death Wish, and The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

Speaker 38 I should know 1978 movies because you got 78, but we won't get into it.

Speaker 7 Chinatown also came out in 1974.

Speaker 40 Damn.

Speaker 41 Small town.

Speaker 45 Fuck, we're dumb.

Speaker 111 So dumb, honestly.

Speaker 146 All right, next up.

Speaker 105 Towering Inferno.

Speaker 139 I'm going to go right this time. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 This ad is called Chicken Littles Come and Go With Me.

Speaker 162 Chicken Little, stop coming.

Speaker 34 So high fives.

Speaker 40 He's clearly a 50 commercial. Yep.

Speaker 88 Joey, is that Joey?

Speaker 68 It looks like Joey.

Speaker 67 He is indeed

Speaker 2 a young Matt LeBlanc.

Speaker 88 Wow.

Speaker 28 Do I get a point for that?

Speaker 28 I should.

Speaker 94 But no, because you can call him Joey, and his name's Matt LeBlanc.

Speaker 75 We can add a rule if you want.

Speaker 128 You can add a rule, but it would just give me a point.

Speaker 38 So I don't know if that's the rule you want to add.

Speaker 2 You can add a rule if you recognize for on some of the commercials, you get points, you know.

Speaker 100 Right.

Speaker 7 But you can make it so you have to say the celebrity's name, not a character they play.

Speaker 39 Which means you would get a point.

Speaker 48 It's pretty fucked up.

Speaker 125 I think you have to say a character they play.

Speaker 68 Oh, you want me to win?

Speaker 126 Yeah, sure. I'll give you a point.

Speaker 28 Wow, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So, let me write this down.

Speaker 37 We have a Beck Bennett rule has been added.

Speaker 21 Yes.

Speaker 107 That's freaking awesome.

Speaker 2 So, I'm going to make a confession here.

Speaker 7 All right. So, Mitch has one point.

Speaker 2 I was conscious when this ad came out.

Speaker 95 How do you know when it came out?

Speaker 42 No.

Speaker 92 I do not know. But you remember seeing it.

Speaker 2 I remember seeing this ad, and I also remember. I mean, look,

Speaker 2 Joey, Joey, aka Matt LeBlanc, is a big part of this guess here,

Speaker 2 but I remember eating, I get to guess first.

Speaker 43 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 I'm going to say 1989, which could open you up to some movie guesses.

Speaker 7 Which is 89.

Speaker 38 1989 is my guess.

Speaker 52 I think that this is a few years.

Speaker 2 This is a young Matt LeBlanc, one of its first, oh man, maybe 1990 exactly. 1989, I'll stick with 89.

Speaker 7 1989 is your guess.

Speaker 159 Mac, what do you think?

Speaker 28 Without going over.

Speaker 25 Oh, God. You could really.

Speaker 96 I mean, I guess it'd be a smart guess to do 1990, but then we could both be over.

Speaker 105 You said 89.

Speaker 25 I'm going 88.

Speaker 45 You could go 88.

Speaker 2 You could go 1980 and catch the whole decade.

Speaker 114 Yeah, I realize that. Yeah, I'm going to go 1980.

Speaker 7 You're going to go 1980, and you are going to get a point here because Chicken Little's Come and Go With Me came out in 1987.

Speaker 52 Oh, two years before. Okay.

Speaker 7 So you each have a point apiece.

Speaker 7 Next up,

Speaker 7 this one's called Around the the World.

Speaker 169 Around the World.

Speaker 169 There's just one thing we do.

Speaker 10 We make the Royal favorite chicken.

Speaker 169 We make it especially for you.

Speaker 7 Okay, so obviously a spot meant to be for an international audience.

Speaker 41 Yeah, very inclusive.

Speaker 92 That British accent did not feel real.

Speaker 28 No.

Speaker 55 I hope that was the only not real accent in the entire commercial because a lot of it is worrisome, I guess you could say.

Speaker 82 Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 89 Anyway,

Speaker 2 I had a good time and I enjoyed the commercial.

Speaker 88 Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot.

Speaker 7 Beck, you're guessing first this time.

Speaker 9 What year do do you think Around the World came out?

Speaker 149 I said the last commercial came out in 87.

Speaker 42 That's correct.

Speaker 153 I think this came out in 1983.

Speaker 7 1983 is the guess.

Speaker 74 If you guessed one year earlier, that would have been Polo ET.

Speaker 13 But 1983, I should know movies from 83.

Speaker 2 You just gave me a look like I should know.

Speaker 139 Yeah, you should know.

Speaker 88 A couple of them.

Speaker 2 Is it like batteries not included or some bullshit?

Speaker 101 Exactly.

Speaker 21 I'm not going to give you a hint.

Speaker 74 And you won't give me a hint. All right.

Speaker 2 1983.

Speaker 50 I'm not going to guess a movie.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm sure that there's one later. I'm going to say that this is a tricky one.

Speaker 13 It's 1980.

Speaker 86 Ooh, fuck.

Speaker 2 You said 1983. I'm going to go 1984.

Speaker 41 Oh, wait. You said it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, 1984. I'll go 1984.

Speaker 7 1984. Again, you both overshot it.
1982.

Speaker 69 82, my birth year.

Speaker 127 Yeah.

Speaker 64 But I just said 82.

Speaker 96 Yeah, that would have been awesome for you.

Speaker 148 You would have gotten two points.

Speaker 139 Sorry, buddy. But you blew it.

Speaker 7 Next up was this one.

Speaker 87 Yeah, I fucking know, dude.

Speaker 7 Still one point apiece. We have next.

Speaker 8 Cross the road, Jack.

Speaker 167 Cross the road, Jack, to a place with a taste. That's more, that's more, that's more.

Speaker 162 That's more. I think I was conscious.
I was conscious for this one, too. This is one I very much remember.

Speaker 162 This is one like I sang.

Speaker 162 You sang the strongest.

Speaker 165 You should

Speaker 143 That kid kind of looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire.

Speaker 7 Hmm, Jonathan Lipnicki? I'm not sure if it is.

Speaker 62 Can I quickly think I get a point?

Speaker 140 Okay, I'll give you a point.

Speaker 68 You're going to give him a point?

Speaker 7 I mean, if it, because I don't have confirmation, so I have to go off of

Speaker 68 you.

Speaker 53 Jonathan Lipnicki wasn't born, you fucking fool.

Speaker 133 Yeah, no,

Speaker 133 I won't take that.

Speaker 2 He wasn't born in 1990. In 1990?

Speaker 2 1990. I'm going to guess 1990.

Speaker 2 I'm going to guess 1990.

Speaker 7 Mitch is guessing 1990.

Speaker 98 Okay.

Speaker 167 The year Lip Nicki was born.

Speaker 162 I'm going to go

Speaker 61 1990.

Speaker 23 So, okay. Wow.

Speaker 25 I'm going to go 91.

Speaker 7 And Beck, you're going to get a point because this came out actually all the way in 1997. Wow.

Speaker 25 I can believe that.

Speaker 37 1997.

Speaker 7 So it could have been Lip Nikki. It could have been Lip Nicky because Jerry Maguire, I think, is out that same year or the year before.

Speaker 49 Wow.

Speaker 152 Maybe

Speaker 152 is it Lip Nicki? Then I get a point.

Speaker 78 I don't know if it's Lip Nicky. I give him the point.

Speaker 73 I feel like you should give an extra point.

Speaker 7 So Beck has three.

Speaker 7 So Beck has three points. Mitch has one point.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 126 Shot to the top of the chart.

Speaker 44 So a couple more left.

Speaker 21 A couple more left. All right.

Speaker 33 Two hours, 11 minutes.

Speaker 7 This one's from KFC Australia. This is called KFC Hot Cold Bag.

Speaker 170 You buy Timpson Six in a pack. You

Speaker 170 Now the bag's worth $12, maybe more. Ten pieces of chicken and chips make more, but you get the lot and you're doing fine for a crazy $15.99.
You buy ten pieces of chicken, that's fine.

Speaker 142 Plus, chips for $15.99.

Speaker 170 Can't wait for the steel from the Ducky Fried Chicken. Can't wait.

Speaker 114 That's what they call their dollars, Australia bucks.

Speaker 7 Australians do love KFC.

Speaker 2 They love KFC and he did a little chicken thing for the chicken.

Speaker 38 Yeah, he did.

Speaker 104 I thought that was really nice.

Speaker 38 I do not know. I don't recognize this actor.

Speaker 142 This is Australia.

Speaker 7 I don't remember who's guessing first. Who guessed first last time? Becca's going first this time.
KFC hot cold bag, what year?

Speaker 111 Last one was 97.

Speaker 88 What's it called back?

Speaker 100 Australia.

Speaker 7 It's the Australia. I don't think of there being as any sort of Australian rap scene.

Speaker 7 Like seeing Australians rap in like 1990 feels very

Speaker 43 what the

Speaker 11 clues.

Speaker 7 Oh, yeah, I just said the year. I'm sorry.

Speaker 104 I'm gonna go 95.

Speaker 124 Did you say the year?

Speaker 77 Did you say it?

Speaker 7 I really said it, but you guys didn't hear it. I didn't hear it.
I did accidentally say the year aloud.

Speaker 37 You fool.

Speaker 140 Wow.

Speaker 18 Well, I didn't hear it. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 52 We're the fools for not hearing it.

Speaker 55 He gave us the answer.

Speaker 2 Unless you really did hear it and I don't know. I'm going to say the year 2000.

Speaker 7 You both overshot the year that I said aloud, which was 1990.

Speaker 25 Wow. So no one gets a point.

Speaker 80 Wait, what year did you say?

Speaker 42 95.

Speaker 86 95. Fuck.

Speaker 38 You gave us the answer.

Speaker 2 95. My brain is just mush lately.

Speaker 7 I have a hard time associating movies with particular movies.

Speaker 2 I know one from 1990.

Speaker 46 Can I say that?

Speaker 7 You won't get a point, but you can say it.

Speaker 2 Goodfellas, Dances with Wolves.

Speaker 78 Were those both 1990s?

Speaker 2 Dances with Wolves won the Oscar. Goodfellas didn't win the Oscar.

Speaker 74 Oh.

Speaker 18 Was Last of the Mohicans? No, not Last of the Mohicans.

Speaker 76 We have one more.

Speaker 42 One last one.

Speaker 7 Now, this is a radio jingle only.

Speaker 11 All right, this is at least

Speaker 113 your chance to redeem yourself.

Speaker 161 Okay, this is challenging. This is one of three.

Speaker 7 Just a radio jingle. Yeah, it's anyone's game because Mitch, you can score more than one point here.

Speaker 35 That's true. I could score three points.

Speaker 154 You could score, yes.

Speaker 7 This one is called Perfect Companion Potato Wedges.

Speaker 7 Oh.

Speaker 170 Introducing KFC's new potato wedges.

Speaker 171 They're the perfect companion to the Colonel's original recipe.

Speaker 172 The perfect

Speaker 54 This is it, that is a perfect companion.

Speaker 157 Hey, y'all, this is Sam Endlicant reminding you to think about the companions in your life.

Speaker 173 Whether it's that apple core that had you thinking, hell, one more time wouldn't hurt me.

Speaker 157 You More than Viagra just took.

Speaker 20 Oh, this is Fake.

Speaker 7 Okay, so I see what's going on here.

Speaker 46 I see.

Speaker 22 I see the.

Speaker 7 Is it Drop King?

Speaker 2 Is this Drop King?

Speaker 7 Hey guys, Drop King here. Hope you enjoyed that very real and oddly Doughboy-specific jingle from KFC.
Was it actually created by Drop Maker Seagulls? Who can say? Cheers to you all, DK.

Speaker 38 Can I guess a year? Yeah.

Speaker 2 2024.

Speaker 7 So 2024 is a guess.

Speaker 2 He's been sitting on. I don't think think it has been 20.

Speaker 96 I'm going to say 2025.

Speaker 7 Beck is going to get it and win. In fact, Beck gets an extra point.

Speaker 62 Yeah, it was 2025.

Speaker 7 It came out this year. Yeah, someone created it that's for this segment.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Hold on a second.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 I'm going to guess.

Speaker 72 They were trying to make it sound like a specific year, if you want to try to guess.

Speaker 96 I was going 70s for sure.

Speaker 111 I'm going to say this, though.

Speaker 2 Wages, I'm going to guess from his guess, 2025, Sinners.

Speaker 2 And then I'm going to also say dinners. So that's two points I just allotted for myself.

Speaker 7 You did get two points. So you lose by a margin of five to three.
Well done, back.

Speaker 30 And you've added a rule. How about that?

Speaker 107 I mean, I absolutely crushed the game.

Speaker 149 You sure did.

Speaker 143 Killing the game.

Speaker 104 My man. It was a pleasure to play.

Speaker 152 I get pressed, dude.

Speaker 84 It was a pleasure to play.

Speaker 113 What is the longest episode that you guys have ever done? We've done a lot of episodes.

Speaker 28 We've not even closed.

Speaker 82 Because I'm sitting here seeing the 216 being like, I did something wrong. No, you didn't.

Speaker 87 No, I know.

Speaker 28 We're having fun. I'm having a blast.

Speaker 95 So maybe, maybe you know i'm sitting here going like oh no oh no

Speaker 111 meanwhile it's like oh yeah oh yeah oh i think it's oh yeah

Speaker 2 and it's like maybe that's like honestly i'm gonna look at my life differently and i came in here being like kind of an oh no half glass half empty kind of guy and now i kind of see it half full and i'm going oh yeah oh yeah you got you gotta you're more like a cooler full like the kool-aid man yeah this is awesome this changed my whole view on life we just have one question before you leave yep it's an email question just like a restaurant about your feedback feedback, let's open to the feedback.

Speaker 7 Today's email is from Emily. Emily writes, back in middle school, I had a friend who was a vegetarian since she was five.

Speaker 7 One day we were talking about pizza, and she said that her favorite was pepperoni.

Speaker 82 Of course, it was.

Speaker 7 We had to break the news to her at age 13 that pepperoni is not, in fact, made from peppers, and her parents had been lying to her.

Speaker 7 What's a food lie your parents told you as a kid so you just shut up and eat or a misconception you had about a food for embarrassing for an embarrassingly long time?

Speaker 51 This is a great question. thing.

Speaker 7 I don't remember my parents lying to me like that.

Speaker 92 Yeah, yeah, they never lied to me to make me eat meat.

Speaker 25 Yeah,

Speaker 2 my dad, my dad always told me that eating pineapple made your cum sweeter.

Speaker 100 Okay, your dad told you that, yeah, my dad, my dad would always tell me that.

Speaker 54 Got it.

Speaker 160 Uh, but that's true.

Speaker 24 That's a lie.

Speaker 72 My sister once told these toddlers, her, her ex-boyfriend's kids, that she was trying to get to eat dinner that they wouldn't eat their broccoli.

Speaker 72 And she told them that broccoli turned into cupcakes in their tummies.

Speaker 72 And so then they would eat their broccoli like every time they made it because they thought it was going to be cupcakes after they ate it.

Speaker 33 And it worked like a charm.

Speaker 28 Well, that was funny.

Speaker 98 That's very funny.

Speaker 105 That's good.

Speaker 153 Maybe I'll try that on my son.

Speaker 3 My mom used to say to me, this is the thing I just remember.

Speaker 122 If health is your wish, then eat more fish.

Speaker 142 That's what she used to say.

Speaker 15 A nice saying. That's pretty good.

Speaker 72 Very New England of her.

Speaker 28 You know,

Speaker 82 I think the,

Speaker 92 this is a classic one, but so it's not that unique to me, but the carrots will help you see better.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 56 I forgot to look at your eyes. I've heard that one a lot.

Speaker 42 Yeah, yeah, that's the only thing.

Speaker 7 Tuna is brain food, was another one.

Speaker 2 Tuna is brain food.

Speaker 30 Yeah, if you do remember hearing that, oh,

Speaker 45 yeah, I think I've heard that.

Speaker 40 Tuna is brain food.

Speaker 72 That feels along the same lines as if health is your wish, eat more fish.

Speaker 2 My, my, you know, they always say, they always say to me, if you eat so much pizza, you're going to turn into a pizza.

Speaker 69 Oh, I do remember that, yeah, which did scare me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then I, and then I did have acne, like I did, I was greasy and had, so I guess it kind of came true.

Speaker 101 Yeah, it came true. It kind of came true true in the end.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was told walnuts are good for your brain because they're the shape of a brain.

Speaker 28 I've heard

Speaker 88 that before. That's a good lie.

Speaker 71 That's a great lie.

Speaker 28 Is it a lie?

Speaker 62 Yes.

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 21 Probably helps you think.

Speaker 55 I mean, I guess maybe walnuts are good brain food.

Speaker 2 I have no idea.

Speaker 37 Yeah, who knows?

Speaker 47 Sorry for so quickly shutting you down, Emma.

Speaker 62 Yeah. That's okay.

Speaker 83 But that can't be real, right?

Speaker 113 It can't.

Speaker 115 Everything must feed your brain to some degree.

Speaker 146 Great point. Right? Because

Speaker 92 if you're malnutritioned,

Speaker 92 that's a word, right? If you're malnutritioned,

Speaker 105 if you're malnutritioned, then you can't think straight.

Speaker 15 Malnourished.

Speaker 104 Malnourished.

Speaker 105 That's what I was going for.

Speaker 72 Walnuts offer a rare combination of chemicals that help boost brain function.

Speaker 87 Oh, you're doing omega-3 fatty acids.

Speaker 82 Oh, the omega-3 fatty acids.

Speaker 2 I'm such a fucking dumbass. I just came out, yelled, screamed at Emma.

Speaker 135 Yeah, that was a

Speaker 88 mistake.

Speaker 7 What's the cum killer? There's the one that you like, like the opposite of pineapple juice. The one you would drink and say,

Speaker 147 I thought it was like a yellow five dye.

Speaker 36 Oh, yellow five die.

Speaker 2 That was the big, that was a big.

Speaker 7 So that might be in like a pineapple candy. So artificial pineapple might kill your sperm, but then real pineapple will make it taste great.

Speaker 37 And RFK Jr.

Speaker 137 is trying to stop that stuff. So it's like, it's actually awesome.

Speaker 109 And like, I actually believe in everything that RFK Jr. says.

Speaker 92 And like a lot of people don't understand that he has like a lot of really good points about the food color dye and like trying to make our cum bigger bigger and stronger.

Speaker 66 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 143 Viral moment number six.

Speaker 28 Number six.

Speaker 107 I think I'm on board with RFK Jr., but they got to watch the two hours and 20 minutes to find out that I don't.

Speaker 82 Cook line and sinker.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but I'm like, I'm just trying to remember a misconception me as a dumbass kid had.

Speaker 72 What about if you eat watermelon seeds? A watermelon would grow.

Speaker 40 That's beautiful.

Speaker 41 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 76 Remember hearing that one? And they're also the

Speaker 7 same thing with like you swallow gum, it takes seven years to digest, which I don't think.

Speaker 38 I think there was one about tall, growing tall.

Speaker 9 There was some food to grow tall.

Speaker 7 Well, there's always talk about caffeine stunts your growth, but I don't know if that's that might actually be true.

Speaker 42 I don't fucking know.

Speaker 119 Yeah, I think commercials where they're like, I'm tiny now, and then I'd be like, but I'm drinking milk.

Speaker 38 And I like, and then there was like an older actor.

Speaker 31 Do you remember these commercials at all? No, I don't.

Speaker 29 You don't remember these?

Speaker 45 These are like a very big milk campaign.

Speaker 23 I don't remember that.

Speaker 56 Thank you, Casey.

Speaker 143 I remember my mom.

Speaker 95 I mean, maybe this is true to some degree, but like that fried food would clog my arteries.

Speaker 111 Yes.

Speaker 21 Maybe that is true.

Speaker 37 Is that true?

Speaker 82 Like, I mean, but really?

Speaker 107 like, if you eat it all day long, but you know what I mean? Like, as a kid, I was like, oh, God, I had a lot of fried food.

Speaker 145 I was like, are my arteries going to be clogged?

Speaker 2 I had the same issue. After my grandpa died of a heart attack, I did not touch fast food for a very long time.

Speaker 74 I was very nervous about the burglars I had eaten.

Speaker 105 I mean, I guess like she's trying to scare me.

Speaker 140 So

Speaker 71 good scare tactic. Good scare tactic.

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 135 I guess it's true to some degree.

Speaker 33 I remember one.

Speaker 1 I don't remember where I heard it, but I heard it takes two days to digest a bagel.

Speaker 117 I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 40 Sounds like bullshit.

Speaker 38 I don't think that that maybe is true.

Speaker 45 I don't fucking know.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Your mom should go on scare tactics, scare people with that little factor.

Speaker 142 She really should.

Speaker 42 I think she'd be great at it.

Speaker 40 It'd be like getting a little goblin costume, pop up behind people and be like, that's going to clog your eyebrows.

Speaker 45 I'm actually remembering one now.

Speaker 7 By the way, I'm realizing like most of the stupid shit I heard from adults was from Scout Masters and the Boy Scouts of America.

Speaker 26 And

Speaker 7 in Boy Scouts of America, there was a time when the Scout Masters were like, Don't drink water when you're hiking because then that'll make you more dehydrated. Instead, you want to suck on a rock.

Speaker 7 What the fuck? So, like, kids would like, like, find a pebble and like suck on a pebble while they're walking through the water.

Speaker 54 It was like

Speaker 120 and then just like,

Speaker 89 yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7 And then just be dehydrated and then just like get sick. Wow.
I remember like, I went, we went on this long

Speaker 85 suck on a rock.

Speaker 54 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 59 First step.

Speaker 54 Yeah. yeah.

Speaker 70 Oh, man.

Speaker 26 Until they get you.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 7 So I do remember a lot of like just completely bullshit advice, like, you know, from that's the same place it would be like, oh, well, you go to the mountains, you're going to be closer to the sun, so you're more going to get sunburned.

Speaker 7 It's like, no, what are we talking about? That makes no, like, absolutely no difference,

Speaker 7 you know, in an astronomical

Speaker 37 masters are full of shit.

Speaker 89 They're all fucking dumb.

Speaker 124 They're all there.

Speaker 7 The most valuable thing I learned in Boy Scouts, where I wasted so many weekends of my childhood, was that adults can be stupid.

Speaker 7 And like learning that at a young age of like, oh, you're just, you're a kid's dad, but you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 7 Like, you just, like, you just came in a lady, and then now you have a kid in Boy Scouts, or you're a weird, childless man who's volunteering with the Boy Scouts for some non-suspicious reason.

Speaker 7 Either of these category, but you're just fucking dumb. Like you have, you have like a, like, like a double-digit IQ.
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Speaker 7 And you're trying to provide guidance to children. You're trying to say like, like, oh, this is what you should do.
But like, you don't know anything yourself. You're fucking dumb.

Speaker 117 I would love to see the guy you're talking about just cut to this guy like sucking on a bunch of rocks and like trying to start a fire and like just getting lost in the woods.

Speaker 32 Just like you actually had a really dumb guy.

Speaker 25 Really random dude.

Speaker 82 But do they do they give you a badge for that for learning? Yeah, for yeah.

Speaker 32 For learning that adults are dipshits?

Speaker 7 I did get, not for that specifically, but I did get the rifle and shotgun shooting merit badges.

Speaker 7 And what, like, the context of that was just like we went out to the desert and like a guy, one of the scout masters just had a bunch of guns.

Speaker 7 He's like, brought his guns and just like a 12-year-old, like, just shoot a 12-gauge shotgun. Jesus, damn, yeah.

Speaker 7 So, it's just like, we're all just like, I don't know what the fuck, yeah, okay, I'll shoot a handgun. That's fun, you know.

Speaker 2 Didn't you get a badge for sucking a stone until it dissolved?

Speaker 89 Pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 37 A lot of fun.

Speaker 2 That was a great question.

Speaker 38 I want to say this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Caroline and Vincy, my cat sitters

Speaker 2 slash friends, gave me this little TGI Fridays unabridged dictionary of food and drink.

Speaker 7 Love Caroline and Vincey. Caroline Anderson, for people who listen to comedy Bang Bang,

Speaker 7 a.k.a. Scarabins.

Speaker 56 Scaroline.

Speaker 59 Scaroline.

Speaker 7 Caroline, who always helps me over.

Speaker 127 Vincy, my cat sitters and friends gave me this nice little

Speaker 150 old school dictionary here from TGI Fridays.

Speaker 2 We'll look through it at some point.

Speaker 101 I can't wait to look through that.

Speaker 141 take a little peek right now.

Speaker 41 Wow.

Speaker 7 Wow. If you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants, you can email us at feedback at birdfuck.com or leave us a voicemail 830GoDo.
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Speaker 7 Our producer is Emma Erbrink. Our associate producer is Amelia Marino.
Our supervising video producer, Casey Donahue, our video editor, Mike Dorfman.

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Speaker 7 Beck Bennett, thank you so much for being here.

Speaker 92 Thank you for having me.

Speaker 36 Better blast.

Speaker 7 You don't don't need the Doughboys to promote the Superman movie, but you are in Superman on July 7th.

Speaker 51 July 11th.

Speaker 128 We'll see movies in theater.

Speaker 143 Tell you about it now. No, it's the end.

Speaker 68 No, yeah, no, but tell us about it. It's amazing.

Speaker 92 I've seen it.

Speaker 84 It's incredible.

Speaker 103 You will love it.

Speaker 139 It's a great movie. I'm so proud to be a part of it.
You're going to love it.

Speaker 2 You said he shot one week in Cleveland. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which is a great family guy spin-off. But also, there is a moment in the trailer where they're like at that Cleveland hotel that I stayed at.
I stayed there too.

Speaker 113 That's where we all stayed.

Speaker 52 It was a cool hotel. Yeah.

Speaker 21 It was awesome.

Speaker 92 But I lost my wedding ring at the gym.

Speaker 148 That's

Speaker 82 my last day.

Speaker 119 That's a bummer.

Speaker 92 And I called, filed police reports, did everything, called every pawn shop in the area.

Speaker 2 In Cleveland, is there anything that can that maybe if our listeners can help?

Speaker 92 Completely nondescript, just like gold wedding band.

Speaker 120 Nothing. Do you remember?

Speaker 104 No, you should have, should have put my number on the inside.

Speaker 7 Was the context like you took it off to work out?

Speaker 143 And I put it in my wallet. Put it in your wallet.

Speaker 40 Or maybe, maybe I just put it in.

Speaker 108 No, I'm pretty sure I put it in my wallet.

Speaker 120 I always do. Yeah.

Speaker 143 And I put put it in my wallet and put it back in my pocket but i must have it must i maybe it popped out in the room or something i don't know

Speaker 96 yeah that's a bummer but you know hey superman very cool that's cool very cool you know i you know you can replace a wedding ring you can't replace superman well said well very well said

Speaker 7 my wife who stands behind that uh you also you have you have something i know you can't talk about i know we have to be cagey about it but you and kyle have something that people can look forward to this uh this fall right yes this fall me and kyle mooney longtime collaborators uh from good neighbor saturday night live

Speaker 14 uh we have a little little something coming up

Speaker 120 right where i'm like not allowed to talk about it um but because it's like there's a super powerful um company that's behind it and they're not letting me uh leak it out right so we got to just wait because we're going to give some somebody an exclusive yeah

Speaker 104 um not us not you

Speaker 7 we'll we'll no no no this is such a thing this is like this is a pre-exclusive, though.

Speaker 37 We love.

Speaker 7 This is a pre-exclusive.

Speaker 124 This is not an exclusive.

Speaker 60 This is a tease.

Speaker 7 This is a tease of something that's coming.

Speaker 7 This is a thing where we have to run now this tease by that super powerful company to make sure that we did not go like cross the line in far as far as probably saying something.

Speaker 17 So

Speaker 30 we do not want to get in turn.

Speaker 7 We're having to be very cagey here, but it's very exciting.

Speaker 92 Yes. Thank you.
I'm very excited about it.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 2 We're very excited about that and about Superman.

Speaker 13 We can't wait to see it. Go see movies, like Wag said.

Speaker 16 And Wigs, I also want to just give a shout out.

Speaker 66 The guy,

Speaker 2 Matt,

Speaker 122 Mary wrote in.

Speaker 2 She said her name, Mary from West Virginia, wrote in that her husband Matt was on Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 He won.

Speaker 3 He won like three days in a row. And then I was at Red Lion after Playhouse Masterpieces.

Speaker 38 And I saw him. He sadly lost on Friday, but I saw him still.

Speaker 35 Maybe our smartest listener, Matt.

Speaker 124 I don't know if he listens to the show, actually.

Speaker 2 But congrats to Matt for

Speaker 153 three days running on Jeopardy. That's awesome.

Speaker 23 Really cool.

Speaker 2 And I just would like to end this on a quick prayer, if that's okay with you.

Speaker 105 Absolutely. Join in prayer.

Speaker 2 Dear God, thank you for this podcast. Thank you for all the viral moments that we had today.
And for my friend Beck and my friend Nick and for the Deus and Jemmy and Wally Nerman and everyone else.

Speaker 142 Thank you, God. I love you.

Speaker 85 Thank you. Amen.

Speaker 112 Thank you. I love you too, God.

Speaker 67 Thank you, God.

Speaker 7 Also, thank you to my master, Satan, the devil.

Speaker 28 Nick, Nick, you

Speaker 68 slipping that in there.

Speaker 91 You old bells of both.

Speaker 7 That'll do it for this episode of Doughboys. Until next time for the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell, I'm Tiger Wagger.
Happy eating. See ya.

Speaker 155 Peace out.

Speaker 1 That was a hit gun podcast.

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