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Hey, buddy, it's the Dough Boys. It's Weiger and Mitch.
So, next week for Thanksgiving, as usual, we will not be releasing an episode. We'll be unlocking something from the Dough Boys archives.

The vault. The vault.
The deep freeze, if you will, the walk-in.

What koalak episode will be unlocked? Uh, good question.

Um, there was the time we talked about uh living in a hole in the wall. Yeah.
That was like a fun, he kind of gave us a lot of insight into his life story. Cheese one with Makawala.

Cheese two with Makawala.

I think cheese seven is the strongest, but you kind of lose the context of the series. So, you know, maybe we should just do cheese one.

We also, we reviewed the food on the Lolita Express.

Yeah, that was a fun one. Yeah.

That was great.

What was great is we got some huge guests we got for for that one

they were like right there there's some huge guests huge guests um mara the mar-a-lago episode is pretty good mar-a-lago is all right i kind of think like that one maybe like it's it's better behind the paywall yeah i think that's like a good because it's a that's a it's a it's a it's a fabulous glamorous exclusive private club yeah it needs to be that should be behind the private club of the doughboys patreon and we only got trump jr for that one so it was not as you know it wasn't yeah it didn't quite we said we said donald trump is here, Jr.

Like, we just kind of tried to bury it, but I think people will never

know.

They will know. They don't sound the same as a big one.
They don't sound or look the same. So that's kind of a tip off.

What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? What are the wrong of our episodes? Did we do a Koala thing? We did a Koala one. Yeah, yeah.
Let's see.

That's kind of it. We're kind of out.
Doosen? Did you do one with Deuce? Oh, we did a Deuce.

Yeah, we

reviewed Bodily Leaf Fluids with Deuceon.

Maybe better behind the the paywall. I don't know.

Crim. Yeah, we did.
Yeah, that was fun.

We really did come three with Doosen, I think, wasn't it?

It was.

He bailed on the first two, so it was just

we were just doing it ourselves. Look, there's a lot of great stuff.
There's a lot of great stuff. In our Patreon, behind the paywall.
Yeah, that's right. Patreon.com/slash Doughboys.

We can get the Doughboys double, and you can get our ad-free main feed episodes

as well as all of our pre-2018 episodes. So you can check all that stuff out.
Anyway, something like that. It's like the too hot for TV stuff, because a lot of it will get us canceled now.

So it's behind the paywall. Yeah,

you can't get canceled behind the paywall.

The paywall, you can't get canceled.

People know that's like a UN rule.

You can't cancel someone with something that's paid. Here's what I was going to say.

So next week will be dark. This week, we are giving you a special pre-Thanksgiving treat, another edition of Oops All Segments.
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These are some of our favorite guests from Doughboys episodes past. In brand new segments.
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You fucking idiots. People not understand the concept of this.
We record exclusive new segments with beloved guests. It's fucking new content.

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That's not what we're doing. It's a fucking pain in the ass.
We do it.

We love extra fucking work. You thought this was like a fucking some rehash of existing content? Are you really fucking making that assumption without listening to the fucking thing?

We had to have this discussion with it.

Some of you fucking idiots listen to it and you say, oh, I heard all those before. No, you didn't.
I hear anything. You don't before.

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She's pretty.

Yeah, we know she's purdy. Yeah.

We agree. She's purdy as hell.
She's very purdy. She doesn't like the pod, though.
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Hey, buddy, oops. All segments continues with our buddy David Near.
Hi, Dave. Hey, how's it going, buddies? Doing great.

And speaking of buddies, speaking of buds, Mitch, you just reminded us because we had recorded our episode where we did the Bud Bowl.

There was a Bud song.

It was seasonal.

It was 1,2500,600 sips. I forget what it was.
Seasonal.

I should have looked it up before I said it, huh? No, it was good what you said.

Yeah, yeah, I remember that. It was like, but wiser coming at you, Gakka.
Wait, is this real?

Yeah, it's real. Yeah, I think it's real.
I'm pretty sure it's real. I don't remember that one.
I do remember Rent.

Here is the segment we're doing, Dave. Okay.
This is Discontent Chewed.

This is from our associate producer, Amelia Marino.

And here is what it is. And this is new to me, so I will explain it to you, and I will be comprehending it as the two of you do.

Okay, Mitch and David are gifted with the unique ability to resurrect discontinued products back from the dead,

but only at a price. Okay, okay.
They'll be given the name of a product that's recently been discontinued or discontinued, and then

they'll have to say what they'd sacrifice in order to bring said product back. If Nick Skythger,

that's me, Nick Skythger, because I'm acting as the Grim Reaper,

doesn't believe the sacrifice is big enough, the Slim Jim Reaper? What do we do here? The Grim Feeder? Slim, you're not Slim Reaper, because that means you're a Slim

guy.

Slim Jim Reaper, I guess. Slim Jim Reaper.

Slim Fast Reaper? Gram Reaper?

Slim Fast Reaper is pretty good.

Graham Reaper is good, too. Grim Eater?

I think Grim Eater is pretty good. Let's say Gram Eater.

I'm the Gram Eater.

Nick Skyder doesn't believe the sacrifice is big enough. They're at risk of becoming discontinued themselves as human beings.
Oh, my God. So your sacrifice isn't big enough.
I can reap you.

Most of these products. These products are really high.
Apparently, yes. Most of these products.
Stop. Don't reap me.

Most of these products are obsolete, so they likely won't have to sacrifice anything, which is a big part of the challenge. They won't want to sacrifice anything.
So you have to do this.

You have to sacrifice something to bring this back. All right, let's hear it.
I have one that I really hope is on here. Okay, we'll see.
We can do a personal one. We can do a personal one.

Yeah, if it's not, because we have a few options. All right.
First one.

Discontinued in 2023. The product is Sierra Mist.
What do you sacrifice to bring back Sierra Mist? A pile of dog shit. I don't want a bag.
I don't care. A pile of dog shit.
Wait, hold on.

Can you now send me to hell already? Yeah,

Mitch is, I think I'd probably reap you for that because that feels like like

I don't need to get, I don't need Sierra.

Do we have to give up something for every one of them? Is that what you said?

Like, what if we don't give a shit? Because there's another like Sierra Mist out called Starry. And you know what? And it's got a great commercial.

Sariss says then they have to say what they'd sacrifice. I would sacrifice Starry for Siri.

Wow, okay. You know, I'll accept that.
I think that's good. That's really good.

I guess there's to stick with that. You could have 7 up and Sprite.
Both of those. Yeah.

So then, so now Sierra Mist and Starry coexist in the market. Wait, so now he's

bright or gone. Wait, does that mean like, do we, does it a thing where like now, like, I'm reaped?

Yeah, Mitch is reaped. Okay, next one.

See in hell.

Or one.

Chaco Taco. This was discontinued in 2022.
Okay. What do you get rid of to bring back the Chaco Taco? Chaco Tacos.

I'll say something that I would, man, would I do do this i'd give up mitch's beard

wow that's huge for me it's pretty big for mitch but i love it too that's the thing it's like one of my

it's one of my favorite parts of his life i think i can win this one and i think i'm sending you to hell dave

i would sacrifice fudgicals

what's a fudge sickle

you didn't even say the word right you're going back to hell

fudgicals fudgicle when's the last time you had a fudgical

i'm giving up fudgicles forever for Chaco Tacos to come back. Don't give up.
Last time you had one. Fuck.

What? Fudgical.

You can't even say the word, Mitch.

Personally,

he gave up my beard. He gave me his beard.

I've seen you without a beard. You're a very shit.

You know, you're a very handsome man, but it's always the thing of like how much face and how much beard is there. You know what I mean?

When you're dealing with a bearded guy, sometimes you just shave off the the beard, and it's like, oh, this guy is like, there's not much there, but you will have a lot of Mitch under that beard.

Yeah, no, you don't have to point that out. No, I'm just saying, so, like, you look like a different sort of guy.

I think that's a big satisfaction. People want to see your chin.

Oh, no, no, they do. I know, I do.
I've never seen the damn thing.

I sacrificed festicles. You know, the thing about it is when you can't see it, you wonder, like, what's going on with that chin? What's Mitch so scared of? Is there

he has a lovely chin?

You have a nice chin.

We'll see.

We'll lose some pounds. We'll shave it at some point.
You could do the mutton chops. You look great.

If I get to 220, I'll shave the beard off. Wow.

I mean,

that's like saying, if I get to 220, I'll go to the moon. No.
No.

You can do that. All right.
I'll see you to 220.

I'm at about 220. You can get here.
Oh, man. Wagger size.
You look like shit.

All right. Next up,

the iPod, which was discontinued in 2022. It would be old-school iPod.
It would be really nice to simplify my music catalog, just have it all there. Yeah.

Would I have to buy

tracks for 99 cents each? No, I think you could still like whatever you get. Dream?

Yeah, just as, well, assume you could do something like, okay, I've subscribed to Apple Music and I just download these tracks to the, I can just say, I'd give up Apple Music to get the iPod value.

You'd give up Apple Music. You'd buy tracks one at a time.
Yeah, because I like that. That's a big sacrifice, and I like that answer.
Damn, that's really better. That's better for artists, too.

Hell's waiting for you, my boy. Oh, boy, I really want this iPod.
I would do almost anything.

Don't try to sacrifice my beard, Dad. Forgive me for what I'm about to do.

I'd give up.

My own mother. Oh,

that's too much. You can't do that.
What, Noah?

You can't send me to hell now. I've already done the deed.
I've already sold the soul. You're sending me to hell? And I don't know.
I mean, that's like. Oh, Wagger, don't do this to me.

My own mother. I think the sin of sacrificing your mother for the resurrection of the iPod means you go to hell.
I'm sorry to say that. I think Mitch is answering more on a run device.

I don't think you're going to play music on one device

as I fall through the gates.

Next one. And I don't really have an opinion on this product at all.

Honest T was discontinued in 2022. What do you get rid of? What is honest tea? I mean, this is a big one, Mitch.
I mean, for me,

honest tea means so much because

it's,

well, I mean, right there, it's in the word. I want to be honest.

I would give,

I'm going to give,

fuck, dude, Snapple.

Wow.

That's a big sacrifice. I'll give up Snapple.
Wow, Snapple. And clearly Canadian.
Yeah. Wow.

Wait, and clearly Canadian? Yeah. Wow, just throwing that in on the side, guys.
Snapple alone might have gotten it for you. You're not going to throw it on a family member.
I have for God's sake.

Well, my grandma is getting pretty old.

Sorry, Granny. You got to go.

To get honest tea back, which I'm not really sure what it is. Yeah.
But we could use some more honest tea in our political discourse. I agree with that.
We'll be right back.

All right, we're back.

I give up cold green tea.

I think Dave takes it here. Cold green tea.
You don't buy that you care about a cold green tea. I do.
I don't buy it. That's what I get at Duncan.
Wait, really? Really? Yeah.

I get a strawberry refresher with green tea. Wow.
Fever strawberry refresher.

Are you fucking kidding me? It's one of my favorite drinks. Yeah, no, but we're throwing that in there.
It's like you're getting a sweet tea. It's huge.
Yeah, but it's sweet, but it's green tea.

Strawberry. So now I can't get my strawberry refresher.
Fuck off.

And you go to hell. All right, I'm going back to hell.
I think you're going back to hell. He's only gone to hell once.
It's when he gave up his mom. And I crawled back out, didn't I? And get this.

I was kidding with these buffoons.

All right, here's one.

This was a web service that was discontinued in 2021. Yahoo Answers.
What would you do? The question for you is, what would you get rid of to bring back Yahoo Answers? I give up X by Elon Musk.

Oh, man. That's pretty good, Mitch.

I would give up. It would be good for me, too.

Chat GPT.

Fuck, that's big. As it is now, and whatever it becomes in the future.
Probably better for the world that that's gone. Yes.
What about Twitter?

I'm going to give it to Mitch. I think Mitch, I think, I think, I think David gets reaped here.
I think it's a good idea.

My boy.

Those flames are bright. But I think the one-to-one of swapping out a social media platform for an older, more wholesome one.
All right, next one. Quibi or Quibby

discontinued in 2020. What would you do to bring back Quibi?

Do I have to watch it on my phone? Yeah, you have to.

I give up my life itself for Quibby to come back. That's too much.

Quibi is so important to me.

I couldn't give a shit about Quibi. Wow.
I wouldn't give up anything for Quibi. I wouldn't give up a hair on Wally or Irmrus' head for Quibi.
Wow. A hair that fell off.
I would.

I would give off a hair

off and up a hair off of Wally's head. Wow.

Weak

for Quibby, Nick.

Oh, he's giving something up, so I think I got it. This is ridiculous.

I don't think Wally's even going to notice that missing hair. Oh, Ron Perlman's here.
Okay, here's one. He's hellboy.

Here's that guy's head. Am I right? It looks weird.

Tab soda was discontinued in 2020. Oh, God.
Yes. I will tell you this.
Yeah.

Every morning at 8 a.m.,

when my school started when I was in sixth grade, my teacher, Mrs. Cole, would crack a cold tab soda.
Wow. And I had no idea what it was.

I'd never seen it before, but she drank it like it was the most delicious little thing. And she gets one.
she gets a cold soda while we're all just like licking our chomps. That seemed very unfair.

Yeah, that's like a thing that you don't realize as a kid. It's just like, well, the adult like has the fuck, they're fucking trying to get through this.
This is their fucking job.

This is so much worse than what we're doing. I should have given her a little bit more slack.
Instead, I put poison in the tab and I killed her. Geez.
I know. I feel bad about it now, but I was a kid.

I was jealous. Yeah, I get it.
You're a kid. It's understandable.
That shit happens when you're a kid. It happens.
Yeah, but I do. Oppenheimer.
Almost Oppenheim. Yeah.

To this day, I still have not tried a tab, and I would

love to have one. I would love to have, you know what?

In with tab, out with crab, except for crab rangoon. Crab will be eliminated, except for crab ranger.
For crab, except for crab rangoon. That's right.
For tab. Wow.
Does crab rangoon have crab in it?

Not really. So I think it would be fine.
Boy.

That's huge. In with tab, out with crab.
That's a big one, David. I don't know how you're ever going to be able to top this.

This is something you guys may not know about me, but when I get home from work, I'm oftentimes hungry. Okay.
And I will rush to my cabinet to grab a handful of roasted almonds and two prunes.

And I will crunch them down really fast because I know my kids are going to want to hug. So I have to like.
What type of almonds are we talking here?

Roasted, just like Trader Joe's roasted almonds.

Unsalted. It's like, I just, oh my God, I love my prunes.
I love my prunes and almond combo. It's great.
I know it's going to help me out the next day because I'm sure.

Well, you know what happens.

What? You're getting shit.

Bitch, this is a podcast. Why are you being so crass?

You're fucking shit. You're going to fucking shit.

I will have a BM, perhaps. Yeah, it's shit.
This is a code name for shit. Yeah, well, it's not going to stink for the record

because it pops down in the water and the water protects it from

misspelling. Do you have a bidet? I do.
Hell yeah. I have a bidet as well.
That's living. Yeah, I gotta say.

You ever on the bidet and then you're like, you turn on the bidet and you're like, I've been sitting here for like a good 30 minutes. I haven't even realized it.
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

30 minutes. Well, not 30 minutes.

The water's like gone up so high, it's like coming out your mouth. You're like, that's my cue.

Yeah, when you start spitting out water, like, what's the Pokemon that spits water? Squirtle. Squirtle.
Oh.

When you start looking like squirtle, it's time to get off the bidet. But I will sit there for like, I'll turn it on and I'll be like, I've been on here for like, you know, like two minutes.

It's cozy. Are you, but like, are you occupied with other activities? Yeah, I'm looking at my phone.
Okay, sure. That's what it is.
Yeah, I'll sit in there for,

I'm not as long as Mitch, but I'll sit in there for a while. My kids are banging on the door.
Daddy, what are you doing? I'm spraying my ass with water.

So Mitch has given up crab for tab, and I'm giving up prunes. Giving up prunes.
Wow.

Yeah. My precious prunes.
Mitch's sacrifice is bigger. What? But I feel like.
This is bullshit. Damning the world.

Such a huge sacrifice. Crabs are in the ocean.
Huge dish. They're in the ocean.
You get crab rangoon. They're not gone from the world.
Wait, I can't eat crab now because his ass is giving it up.

That's what this is about.

I didn't even fucking realize it till just now. No, don't do it, Nick.
We need our buttery crab. I think you got to reap Mitch because that's insane.
This is insane.

You want to send me to hell over and over again.

This is like the beginning of fucking Ghostbusters when Bill Murray is doing the psychic thing with the.

It's bullshit.

We got one more here.

We're going to stay in the tech realm. We're going to hear the personal fave, too.
Okay, we're going to stay in the tech realm. We got one more, and then we are going to hear Dave's own pick.

AOL Instant Messenger, aka AIM. Discontinued in 2017.
You can bring that back. You can chat with your friends.
You can hear the door opening and door closing sounds.

You can have a great time one-on-one. Such a great way to interface with people on your desktop.
I'll tell you what I would get rid of. Cute.
All other social media. I love that answer.

Wow. You really just dropped the mic there, didn't you, Mitch?

You think you're a big swinging boy now, but I'll tell you something. I'm going to do you one better.
Okay. I'm going to give up

computers. All of them.
All electronics, Apple, Dells,

uh, fucking all of them. We're sending us straight to the Stone Age.
We're sending, we're going back to the Stone Age, and I'm gonna wait. It's gonna be weird doing it.

I just realize what I've done. Oh, God, this is actually one of those big mistakes.

That's the thing. I think you just made a fatal mistake that's going to just fuck.
Yeah, that's the world is just completely.

So now we have AOL instant messenger, but we don't have a computer to use them on. So we just have the disc.
Exactly.

And I'm just thinking about people like dying dying on commercial flights and uh you know in why you have to send him to hell and this is the last one which means that he stays in hell

david i'm so sorry i have to reef you i think mitch is mitch is the better answer you know what nick i

up and so i guess i'll just pack up my bags head to hell bags

rinks on screen did you have a did you what was what was your personal one i guess i guess the the on the bright side i'll get to meet mitch's dad

Oh my God.

We have to end this.

Yeah. All right.
Bye. Bye.

All right. We're here with Libby Watson.
And hey, we got a slop quiz. How do you feel about that?

Sloppy. I was kind of sloppy in delivering it, but I guess that's appropriate.
I think you did great. Oh, God bless you.
Jemmy's joined Mitch over on the big chair.

She was looking at my hand a second. Here she goes.
Oh, she's so nice. Council's a bath.

Mitch, I'm going to say that Libby is going to have... a home field advantage, if you will, on this one, because this is a quiz.
This is really cute.

Jemmy is just licking the shit out of your Apple Watch. And no, I didn't eat gravy today.

Mitch and Libby must determine if these are real British snack names or fake. So I will read the name of a snack.

You let me know if this is an actual British snack or if this is something that Amelia made up. Are we buzzing in or are we taking tons?

I think you can both say we can both say your guess and then I'll just tally. I think that'll work.

Actually, Amelia, do you mind? Yeah, can someone take score over there? Yeah, I can take it. All right, Emma's going to be tally.
I'm taking your lead on this, if this is how I do it.

I guess then we can buzz in. I don't know.
No, I like that. Okay, yeah.
All right, first up: Monster Munch, Mitch. Real.

Yeah, it's real.

It is real. And they're great.
They're great. What is Monster Munch? We've had them, you fool.
Wait, have we? Yes. I don't remember them at all.
Pickled onion, Monster Munch, amazing snack.

They're like chips, right? Yeah, they're like corn chips and they're like in the shape of like a

monstrous paw, you know? Like a, you know, sort of little hand shape. I don't really know what the fuck is.

It was one of those things I've not considered since I was eight, but it doesn't really make any sense. Oh, well, this is another one that you may have not considered since you were eight.

If it's real, was Chobbers.

Mitch.

Fake.

Yeah, that's that's fucking fake as hell.

It is fake.

You're both correct so far. It's 2-2 ovals.

Ovals. Ovals.

Ooh, if that's real, that's such a NaN snack. Whatever that is, that's something Nans have.
I'm going to say real. I'm going to say fake.
It is fake. Libby gets a point.
Wow.

Next up, Watsitz.

That's real. Real.
That's real. Watsitz is real.
You're both correct. Horrible.
Hey, though. Watsitz.

What is a Watsit? These little shitty corn, like puffed corn, like cheese things. It's very, frankly, it's very American snack.
Wow. Shots fired.
Sorry.

Does it say little shitty cheese things on the bag?

Next up, Parma Violets.

That's real. Real.
It is real.

How about now that is a NaN sweet? What is a Parma Violet? It's like

a little. So, you know, there's like.
Wait, you know what's a NaN sweet? You know, something that your Nan would eat. Like a grandma.
And you said NaN treat. I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah. Naan treat.

NaN treats, yeah. Treats for NaN, you know? Like a Werther's original.
Like that sort of. Yeah, a Werthers original.
Yeah.

They're like, you know, those like chalky sweets that used to be, I guess, the only kind of sweets you were allowed. Yeah, like Smarties, which interestingly are something else in the UK.

Whoa, I think we have talked about this. Yeah, yeah.
They're like more like MMs. But yeah, I think they are meant to taste like violet or something, like the flower.

Nasty.

I think Smarties, I think that's also a Canadian thing. I think Canadian Smarties are the same as the UK Smarties.
Yeah, what's your

MM? What do you think is the best

NaN treat there is? Because I'm trying to think of, and I think I have an answer in my head. I mean, Werthers are really good.
I don't mind a Werthers.

I kind of have a soft spot just because I feel like my grandma always had a lot of mints.

My NaN always had like a lot of those butter mints, which I kind of like. Yeah.

I figured I'd say NaN.

I actually did have, I had a Nana. I had a Nana and Papa and grandma and grandpa were my, that was my grandparent breakdown.

But I like those little strawberries that are wrapped in the strawberry foil. Those are fun.
I actually do like those quite a bit. They're like just like hard candies that taste like strawberry.
Good.

And there's like the little goo in the center of them, kind of, right? Like if you like

stuck down, there's a little bit of goo. I love my nan's goo.

It's funny that in like, you know, 40, 50 years, people are going to be thinking about like nan treats, like grandma snacks as like nerd's rope and gushers. Yeah.

Like just whatever shitty candies we have. Duck Oreos.
Yeah, yeah.

And then their grandmas will be hot.

They're not going to be like, they're not going to be little old ladies. They're going to be fucked up.
It's going to be a fucking fucking fucking

grandmas. All right.
Next up, that was Parma Viola's. Next up, Bringleberries.
It's starting to look like the movie Brazil every day, more and more.

That's what I feel like I'm seeing with my own two eyes. That's what's starting to look more and more like Brazil, the movie.
Terry Gilliam's Brazil, the movie.

What's going on here? It's looking more and more like that. No one has seen it in this room.
No idea what you mean.

No idea. Terry Gilliam.
Oh, is he actually...

He's American. He's an American member of the world.
He was the American Monty Python. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, good. Good stuff.
Good stuff there.

Yeah, that was good. Bringleberries.
That's fake. I'm going to say true.
Real. Bringleberries are fake.

Damn.

What's the score right now? Libby has six. Mitch has four.
Libby has six. Wait, Libby got one wrong? No.
Oh, no, we're only at six. Okay, next up.
Maybe I miscounted. Who made these up, by the way?

The fake ones? Amelia. Next up.
Wags made some of these up too. I tossed in a few, but

they're all in the spirit of the ones that Amelia had. Next up, McForester's.

Oh, if that's fake, that's really good.

I'm going to say real just because I...

Are you going fake or real?

This is really, this is really tough. Which says real? McForester's, because it sounds, it's so plausible.
It sounds like something that a guy who has a Rolls-Royce would have. That's a candy that

he'd have in his Rolls-Royce. Um,

I'm gonna say that's fake,

it is fake, Libby is correct again. I should just go with you, you would know all these.
No, this is going good. I don't know.
Seven, four. What if there's a new one that I haven't heard about yet?

Frazzles,

those are real. Real, they're really, really.

Frazzles are real. Do you remember? What is a frazzle?

Yeah, it's like a little, um, another sort of corn snack, and it's like bacon flavored, and it has sort of like like stripe on it like uh you know what we would call streaky bacon but what to americans is just bacon brazzles to me sounds like it would be a candy not a not a savory no it's a chip wow interesting wow all right how about quavers

i'm gonna

i'm gonna

reveal anything i'm gonna say fake okay they're real quavers are real damn it what's a quaver um this is like a uh it's another chip um and it's like a sort of

I don't know what the hell it's made of, but it's it's weird and it's cheesy. They're like cheesy like sort of puffs or I remember they're like a sort of wavy shape.
Yes.

I think it's meant to be sort of like a quaver in a musical sense. I don't know.
Okay. They're good.
I should know the ones that are fake because they're like didgery Dodgers.

They're like the ones that are

Mitch. I will say Watsitz is real.
You know, so like this is the thing. Some of the quavers are real.
Frazzle doesn't help that it's a silly culture. This is the issue.

They're very silly people. And we're just so annoying.

Next up, Skips.

Skips. I'm not letting Mitch see me.
I'm going to let Libby answer first.

No!

Okay, yeah, Skips. Skips are real.
Skips are real. Yeah, for sure.
Skips are real.

Good guess. Good guess, Mitch.
Humbugs.

I'm going to say true. I want to go true on that.
That is real.

Humbugs are real. Humbugs, yeah.
They're mint. Okay.

Doublies.

Real. That's fake.
Doublies are fake. Squeakers.
Squeakers. Squeakers are real.
Squeakers are fake. Squeakers are fake.

Twiglets. Those are real.
Twiglets are real. Twiglets are real.
Do you want to know what Twiglets are? Yeah, please. They are little Marmite snacks.
Remember when we had the Marmite in DC? Yeah.

I do. Yeah.
It's like, I don't know. I don't know.
Twiglets was the silliest one of all. I know.
I know.

I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry. I brought up Twigglets.
Wow. Okay,

Crimblies.

Look, I'm just going to go out on a limb and say, I mean, I know they're fake, but I want them to be real. So I'm going to say, real.

Those are fake. They are fake.

I mean, I knew it, but I'm getting destroyed anyway. She hasn't gotten one wrong.
I'm going to skip Spotted Dick because we talked about this in the main episode. So, yeah, we know this is real.

That one's a good one. That's a little good pull.
How about Marfundles? Give me a point for that, please. Yeah, Mitch gets a point for Spotted Dick.
Next up, Marfundles. Marfundles.

Marfundals. Hmm.
I wonder what Libby thinks on this.

Marfundles are fake. I'm going to go real.
Marfundles are fake. I want to get one wrong.
You know, I really want to get one wrong. You have a couple more opportunities.
No, you shouldn't.

This is great.

I'm not going to throw it, but. Hib hams.
Or hibbums. Oh,

now that you've said it like that, I'm like, is it real? H-I-B-H-A-M-S. I'm not quite sure in the problem.
I'm going real. hibbums

or hip hams i'm going real

i'm gonna say fake they are fake

that's a really convincing one i i have to say that's really good how about squares

that's real

i'm gonna say yes real squares are real what's the score uh so like who cares 17 and mitch has eight okay

uh we have a we have a we have a few more we'll see if we can get there's no there might be one that's worth 10.

There's so many of these. There are a lot.

Wait, sorry, what's the score? 17 to 2? 17 to 8. 17 to 18.
I mean, look, in a lot of ways, it is a loss if I get any of these wrong. Yeah.
No, but

I'm actually confident as we approach the finish line here.

Next up, Jaffa cakes.

You know,

yeah, the real

cakes are on the table. I wanted to see if Mitch would notice that they were on the table.
No, we've had Jaffa cakes. Yeah.
You would have gotten that one. No, we ate Jaffa cakes.
We got sent them.

I didn't even notice that they were on the table.

All right.

Last two.

Nan's toothpaste.

What a treat to sneak into Nan's bathroom and have a little of her toothpaste.

Nan won't let me have sweets. I'm going to say this is fake.
Yeah, that's fake. That's fake.
Last story, Nan.

Puddy sauce. What?

Puddy sauce. And

how are we spelling putty? P-U-D-D-Y.

I'm going to say that is real.

I think that's fake. It is fake.
It's not fake.

Puddy sauce is not a British snack, but it is a real thing that Bug Main says.

So it's real. All right, you know, Mitch gets a point.
What's the final tally? If Mitch gets a point for that one, it is 20 to 10. Wow.
Not double bad.

But a good showing. A surprising showing from a Yank.
Yeah, not bad at all.

Not bad at all.

I mean, I was also choosing stuff to have fun because I wanted to have a comeback in some ways. Yeah.

I think if you really quiz me on that, I think I could have gotten 14 or 15 of those out of 20, which is pretty good. What did you think? You didn't think this was a real quiz?

Yeah, but we were up against each other. I was trying to have fun with it.
I would love to know what he would have gotten if it had been someone else here. Yeah.
Yeah.

I look, you're fucking you two loving it. Your fucking xenophobic little answers there.

Jibby jabbies and fucking nim noms. What do you think xenophobia is? You're afraid of the fucking.

Do you think the English culture is weird? I'm tired of this anti-English bullshit. You're already.

Yeah. None of it is weird.
It's all normal. Yeah.
We went through the ones that were real. And you know what? Those are great.
And those are good snacks. And if you enjoy those snacks, that's fine.

That's what I've been saying. And Prince Andrew did nothing wrong.
You know, i know we we've been talking about that as well now you're talking both of our back all right we'll be back

all right we got dutton here we are talking snacker whack duts the boy you got we got our boy the boys are back together again baby we got we did this didn't we

did what we did it because we did kit kats didn't we do a kit kats oh we didn't we've done we didn't do these kit cats yeah but we did a different kit kat didn't we? Yeah, that's fine.

Who gives a shit? Okay, so, but I'm just saying, this is give me a break too, because we already did give me a break additional snack.

Did we give me a break too?

With me or just in general? No, just in general. Okay, good.
I thought you were. We haven't done these flavors.
Great, great.

I thought you were talking about me saying we're the boys and we're back together. No, I remember we did that before.
Yeah.

I didn't know you were going to have a fucking breakdown. No, I was like, I was just looking at the Kit Kats.
I was like, I thought we did the Kit Kats, didn't we?

I thought we did two. We did.
Okay, we got eight different Kit Kat for idols. I don't think we've tasted any of these.
These are from Sammy Sigs.

Shout out to Sammy Sigs.

Thanks for sending those in sammy thank you we're doing the kit kats so here's the thing a lot of these kit kats have uh do not necessarily have english language script on them so we're gonna do our best to decipher it based off of signage uh and uh perhaps i will invoke my limited knowledge of katakana but we will uh first up we have this caramel puddings because this one actually says caramel pudding on it so we can figure that out i got a little secret can i tell you yeah I fired it in the bathroom.

Mitch, that's disgusting. Mitch! I can't believe you'd admit to that.

There you go. So So we've got two of each.
So, Mitch, way, I think what we're going to do is that you and I can.

Please don't tell Marty or Amir or Jake. I just don't want to get, I don't want to get us booted out of headgum.
Did you see the no farts rule? Yeah, there's no farts.

You're not supposed to do that. Look at this little bit.

Mitch, that bathroom just reduces only.

You can take a shit, but you cannot fart.

These smell really good. I'm just chomping.
They smell a little too, too much, but oh man. Those are like

Oh, that's really annoying. So many of these Kit Kats that are,

you don't like it. It's okay.
You're right. It does feel like it's almost scented.

Yeah, it has the color of, for audio listeners, it has like the color of white chocolate, but it tastes very carameli, very dolce de leche, I would say.

Yeah, that's delightful. I like

that was a snack for me. A lot of the Japanese Kit Kats are, they're like

bitter.

There's like some sometimes too much going on. Like Ungapachka, you would say,

yes. And that last one, that last one was borderline.
I think it was, it was good. I'd give it a snack, the last one.
Yeah, give it a snack. This one looks like it's got a little coffee pot on there.

Perhaps it's a tea flavor. I can't quite divine what's there, if it's coffee or tea.
Chai, maybe? Oh, it could be a chai flavor. Well, good news for a Kit Kat because

I like coffee and I like tea.

So the color, that was great. So the color of this one is a little bit off chocolate.
Here you go, Mitch. Yeah, there's one for you.
Do you want this label? Do you want to look at that? Maybe

dare I say a greenish hue? It's got a little green to it, a little green tint.

You dare, you dare. You dream.
Green cast.

I think that's definitely more tea than coffee. The green cast.
Isn't that Shrek's podcast?

Yeah,

he breaks down all the Shreks.

It's good because you guys, he had Fiona on there. He told a lot of stories.

This was a tough shoot. Puss was like...
being such a diva. I didn't realize they were fighting because you see puss and he's like a fan favorite.

And I didn't realize they were fighting a lot wise We shouldn't say puss this much around duts.

Come on Careful. Wait, what did you say before that?

I told you this guy does the sounds. That's a callback to an old episode

What were you saying there about what did Shrek say about pussy?

He was just like

He really after Shrek 2 and he became his breakout character He's going to have his own spin-off movies He just like really felt like he was too big for Shrek.

And everyone's kind of like. Too big for Shrek.
And that's the whole thing. That's like, that's absurd on its face.
And they actually did a riff on that. Him and Fiona.
It was very funny.

But Last Wish is Fire, though, bro. Last Wish is Fire.

I haven't seen Last Wish. It's Fire.
Amelia, back me up. I haven't seen it.
Fuck. They're defending.
Why did you think she saw it? They stick up for Last Wish a lot on the green cast. You're Shrek.

On the green cast. Yeah, the Greencast.
Yeah. So they got along like...

They got along like Zerock

yeah it's kind of like rock and bendees along fast and furious and then they also i but i guess this is the thing they say gingerbread man he's the best he's like so cool they're like he's like yeah in the movies like he's like so out of control and he's like ah and like nervous energy but in person yeah he's like the chillest guy he like takes pictures with everybody um this one this last one was whack by the way for me I agree.

And I think it was tea. What do you think? It was a tea.
I think it's like a kind of, and

I like a green tea. I like a matcha, but I think this one didn't quite land for me.

And I also think it's not quite matcha it's not matcha it's a different it's like a black tea or something it's different

do you know that do you know gingerbread man is going out with uh he was like went on a few dates with sydney sweeney did you hear that i did hear that

yeah is that just rumor though to sell the movie that could be duts where they just kind of touched on that

they were like is that's just to

show you something sell her nun movie right is that

Is that Gingerbread Man, as I've heard that he's been accepted into the Pussy Posse?

Leo DiCaprio is pussy posse. I heard they wanted him to join, but he was like, he's like, nah, come on.
Like, I got to reputation. That's how cool he fucking is.

He's like, I don't like, I actually don't like what you guys do. The first prospective inductee into the pussy posse in probably 25 years.
And he turns it down. Yeah.
Holy shit.

So, wait, what's this pink? We've been applying. We've been on the wait list for so long.
Yeah, I got waitlisted. They're like, we'll definitely get back to you.

We love what you're doing, bro.

Wait, this one just has like, well, 90%.

I think it's a strawberry, but it doesn't have a

clear indication of what it is. Well, on the picture, on the back, there's a picture of graph paper and an inking pen.
Yes. No, this one feels very...
This one is different.

But

it is like school stuff, though. It's like a good job on it.
You can write a whole message to somebody. I don't know if that's for Valentine's Day or whatever.

It tastes kind of just like sort of strawberry adjacent. Maybe it's supposed to be strawberries and cream.
Yeah, I got a message to write on that. Don't touch.
Yeah, I don't like this one. Hands off.

Oh, all the students trying to get my Kit Kats. Oh,

okay. I didn't get what you're saying.
So nobody takes Braden's Kit Kat. That one's a whack for me.
Next up, we got. That was a whack.
I liked that one. I thought it was good.
I didn't love that one.

Yeah. I like the caramel.
The other two I don't like so far. This next one is: I'll hand this over to you button.

Strawberry cheesecake.

No, Mitch, you're doing great.

We're just trying to get through these Kit Kats. Yeah.

I mean, some would say you quit comedy years ago.

When we started the Doughboys podcast.

That was tapping out. You're going to be mad at me.
What the fuck? I broke the Kit Kat the wrong way.

Dots, I'll take one of yours, please. I tried to break it down the middle.
I accidentally bifurcated it horizontally.

That's really embarrassing. Cheesecake looking.
Strawberry cheesecake? Yeah, it looks like a strawberry cheesecake. I'm prone to like this.
I like this.

I feel like we shouldn't be eating this many Kit Key. Well, whatever.
You want to stop at four?

no i mean no they're small we also don't have to eat all of them it's okay if we don't have all of each one if you just had like six ounces of mustard it's okay yeah

yeah mustard actually counter uh counters all the effects of kit cats all right next one we got this cheesecake one is not bad what is that orange one that's on the table we had this one this was the uh caramel

pudding one i'll move this out of the way

Cheesecake one's okay. It's like a it's like a not as harsh strawberry, uh, the strawberry and cream, strawberry and cream on.

This one looks like another school edition because it's got the graph paper and the pen, the little writing area. This is that in the matcha for last, huh?

This is the, we don't have to do matcha last. All right, good.
This is a, this is like, looks like an apple flavor. It's in a blue packaging and it's got like halved apples on it.

And this does have a, ooh, it has a strong apple scent to it. Ugh.

That smells gross. Oh, it smells pretty gross.

It's the color of chocolate. But taste apple.

I don't like this. I don't care for that.
I don't like fruit and chocolate as a pairing.

You got to keep them separated.

The offspring.

I like those offspring fellas.

Dexter and Co.

They make hot sauce, you know. They do, really.

I disagree with you guys. I like the apple one.

Okay. Tastes a little sciencey to me.
It's a little sciencey, but it has a nice chocolate flavor. All right.
This next one is, is this a matcha root? Is that what we're looking at here? I believe so.

Okay, I wouldn't be surprised. And this definitely feels distinct here.
I'll hand that one over to you, Dutton. Yeah, before you break them the wrong way.
I'm not gonna break it the wrong way again.

That was a one-time error, and I owned up to it immediately. He did

said I'd do better. Don't take his side.

Okay, hold on.

We're having a crank. This is this one's fucking topped open.
I beat you to the break here, Wags. Here we go.
Oh man. How you done, man?

Okay, so this one has like kind of like a the color of cucumber. Cucomber.

Okay,

I like this.

Ooh, that's nice. But was it spicy? What is it? I think this might be horseradish.
No, no way. I think this is a wasabi root.

Oh my god, it's wasabi.

Isn't that what that looks like? It looks penisy, also. Come on, I think that's a wasabi root.
I think it's supposed to have a little bit of a burn to it. It's subtle.
Oh my god,

Shrek dick.

Wait, let me taste this this again.

No, I should be Shrek dick. Hold on, girl.

So Shrek,

that's real good. I wonder what the difference between his dick is when he turns human versus Shrek.

It stays pink.

Stays pink.

I mean, it also, this thing does look like, it does look like a Shrek dick on the cover. It does, yeah.
It does. That is wild.
Wasabi one, it's not bad. It's not bad.
Yeah, it is.

It's weird. I think wasabi is the flavor of it.

But light.

Quite light. Quite light.
Quite light. It is.

Quite light. Quite light.

Huh? Gizmo. Close to gremlins.
Pretty close to gremlins. If you guys heard that, you were wondering, is that gremlins? No, but pretty close.

Pretty close. Yeah.
I think this does say wa, sa be. I think that's what that is.
Wow. If this here, this hiragan, if I'm reading that correctly.
Okay. I could be wrong.

What did he say it was? Quite light. Quite light.
Quite light. Howie Mandel, voice of Gizmo.
Yeah, he's good. Talented guy.
I worked with him once. He was lovely.
And one time portrayed Mr.

Mizzy's Pitalik on the adventures of

Lois and Clark. Whoa.
Oh, okay. Are you familiar?

Yeah. I'm familiar with the show, but that also, that's funny that you like that show because it is a horny, it is kind of like a horny show, too.
Yeah, but it was on ABC. It was like a soap.
Yeah.

It was like a superhero soap. Right.
That was like

so many of those shows was like my introduction to the horniness. Like that show, Xena and Hercules.
I'm going to take a piece of duts. Okay.
I'm giving up on yours.

This is sweet potato.

Sweet potato. You said it very strangely.
I just leaned on the poe a little bit. I like this.

This is fun.

I think the captions are the sweet potato flavor for wow.

You leaned on the pole a little bit. You sound like

just like Mike Flanagan.

Hold on. Hold on.
You gotta walk me through this one, Michael. Hold on.
What's happening? Mike Flanagan leaned on the Poe a little bit.

Poe from Kung Crew Panda?

What the fuck? What did he do to do Edgar Allan Poe? Oh, okay.

Poe from Kung Crew Panda.

He does a bunch of Edgar Allan Poe stuff. He does Stephen King stuff.
Oh, well.

No, he does Poe stuff. He does Poe, too? He does.
Am I wrong? Follow the House of Usher. Isn't that a

that one is? Yeah. Okay.
Well, well, well. Is that it, though? What else? Good joke after all.

Good joke.

Good joke after all.

The beans on the Poe a little too much. We got one left.
This is a

oh boy. Peanut butter and no.
It looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

No, I think this is a red bean. Because I think this says azuki.

And what is it called when it's like azuki sando, I think is what it says.

What is it called when it's between bread?

I think it's like supposed to be a red bean sandwich flavor, which I didn't know was a thing.

What would be a better lean on the po bit?

I think that's one that's maybe sort of just a general addition by subtraction. Like, maybe you just don't have to do that one.

Wags Dutch pulled a U this up. Here, have this.
You want a whole one? Take that. Take that, bad boy.

Hmm. This one's pretty good.
It smells very chocolatey. Earthy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's kind of strange after a minute.
Yeah, I think that is a Zuki red bean flavor. Hmm.
Whack. I could be wrong.
I kind of like that.

Funny enough, my favorite was the one you guys did not like, which was strawberries and cream. Interesting.

Gross. Going back on all of these, I honestly think the winner might be the wasabi.
Yeah. That's in fact what it is.
I did not like the apple. I did not care for the strawberries.

You know what? Honestly, I like that caramel caramel pudding. That first one he had.

That was really good. That was really good.
That was really, I mean, tough to top. But I think snacks overall, perhaps a few individual whacks, but overselling, I say, give me a break.

Let's do a third one of these.

Keep them coming. Why is Kit Kat so innovative over there? Is it certain?

Just kind of run with it. Like Lays.
I know they got like a bunch. Oreo got big on that too.

And what the thing is, Oreo was so stodgy and traditionalist that they had no changes from their brand for like 80 years. And then they were like, you know what?

Let's fucking go wildly in the other direction. They have so many different orders.
Here, too, though. And here, and yeah, and a lot of the Oreos in the States are great.

A lot of the ones they've experimented with. I just bought Star Wars Oreos.
Wow. And they are

dark side or light side. Okay.

Meaning Vader or Lucas on the back. Yeah.
And inside, it's a red or blue filling with kyber crystals inside. Whoa, they a little sparkle in your mouth a little bit.

Kyber-inspired sugar crystals. Oh, that's awesome.
You lost me with a khyber crystals. You don't know what a kyber crystals? I would love to eat kyberry.
I don't know what a fucking kyber crystals?

I want to eat a

bring me the wookie.

I was trying to think of it. Bring the wookie to me.

I was trying to think of an emperor line.

Oh,

no good Luke.

That's a good one.

Classic Emperor.

Strat, that darn Luke.

I don't care for that guy.

Don't forget Leia.

He says that?

They fly now.

All right, bye.

Bye. Bye.

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Hey, buddy, Gilly Nassim is here as we continue on with oops, all segments and hey, it's the return of creature eater.

That's right, we're gonna look at some fictional creatures from the world of science fiction and fantasy and decide whether or not we would eat them. Oh fuck yeah.
Wow

We did this once before it was I think

disturbing I guess as much. Yeah, it's an interesting thought exercise.
We also added the would you fuck them question.

We did

right. I wasn't gonna bring that up but I guess we could we could also decide if we

have to include for sure

whether or not we would fuck them isn't is is a component i hope we get a mulefa from uh his dark materials it may happen oh man fingers crossed i'm not gonna eat figment first up we got figment i'd figment

because figment can also like use your imagination figment can be anything i would do both but i would him first and then eat

i'm not i'm not a freak This was never really, the order in which we fucked was never really a part of it.

It's like important to say, I'm not going to eat him and then fuck him because then I'm a necrophiliac.

I'm not letting that get out. Well, then also, what are you fucking at that point, depending on how much you've eaten of the, of the individual? That's right.

I think dragon meat might feel a little bit like a nice white fish. That's what I was going to say.

I think like the thing about a dragon is it's such an exotic creature that it would have to know what it tasted like. So I'm going to eat fig meat.
It would have had weird effects on you.

But that's part of the magic. That's part of it.
It's just like, oh, wow, okay, I have a new ability. If a tiger penis can give you virility, like what can a dragon penis give you? Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I would absolutely eat. Not the tail.
I don't think the tail would, I think there's like too many bones. All right, you know what? You guys convinced me.
I'll eat Figment.

But are you saying, like, when you're saying you like, you, he could be anything? Are you saying like he could pull like a Qbert in

pixels and turn into a picture? Figment's thing is imagination, right? So, like, like with the power of his, like, if you use the imagination, he could be anything. He could be Q-bert.

Because in Pixels, Q-bert turns into a hot lady and then Gad stocks Q-bert. Yeah.
So you watched Pixels again the other day? Yeah.

All right. We're all pretty much agreed here.
Let's move on to the next one. All right, the minions.
Wow, this is sad.

There is that meme or whatever online of like the minion getting like filleted, right? Yeah, fillet, minion.

It's too gamey. I think, oh, fillet, minion.
That's really good.

I feel like they'd be like a Twinkie. Oh, I wonder what they would taste like.
Because the thing is, they seem to be immortal.

All the things that are very conscious. They're asexual.
I think if you were to bite into it, it would would be like biting into a stress ball. Like you maybe couldn't cut through.

They're almost sentient dolls as opposed to living or living flesh. Since you said Twinkie, that reminded me of my recent dalliance to the county fair.
Are we allowed to choose how we eat them?

Like, could I batter and fry? Of course.

I still think it's not a fun bite. I'm not going to eat these guys.
I love them. Fuck, absolutely.
Look at that round head. I have a vibration.

I don't know if I can remind you that they're perfect for fucking. Wait, now hold on.
You said they're asexual. Are you saying they have no sexual organs, wise?

oh no those ones are sexy those are sexy why are you saying they're asexual they have butts but i don't think they have like dicks they can be well they can be

have you ever seen

don't talk about that have you ever seen one what do you mean don't talk about that noiseless we shouldn't do this with these guys well also that's stuart kevin and bob we should not be talking about those oh my gosh you're saying that sex a child come on sex does not have to be penetrative so they don't need that's true dick for me yeah bob's a child wait are they how old are these things that's the thing They're immortal.

They've been alive since the beginning of time. But Bob's a child.
He's got kind of a childlike disposition.

Okay, so you're saying Bob's a child. He's been alive for hundreds of years.
I just, I just Bob's getting fucked.

No one's fucking bothering. Let's move on.

Let's go to the next one. Emma, let's go to the next one.
Okay, there we go. Aquatino.
Oh, man. I had to take bites out of meatwad.

Maybe I just wouldn't eat all of meatwad, but I would have to take like, I'd have to eat some of this stuff. Fry lock would be good.
Fry lock is just fun. But

I'd like to eat.

Here's the plus side of it is that I feel like you could eat a lot of these guys and they could still live. That's the thing.
I think I could have a couple of fries from Fry Lock.

I feel like Master Shake. I could take a sip of Master Shake and they'd be fine.
They'd just take it in stride. Meat Mod's the one I want to eat the least because I have a dog now.

So I used to really live by the, I was going to say 10 second rule, but I feel like it's a lot less. What's the three second rule?

Well, I was living by the 10 second rule, but now that I have a dog, it's like a no-second rule, except for if I stand there like with a jeweler's appraisal magnifying glass to take all the hair off, that meatball is covered in shit.

Yeah, it's disgusting. It's got like gum and trash and dog hair.
And I'm not saying you can't eat it, but to me, I think that's just kind of ruining the experience. I agree.

Also, you know, Shake while you're drinking from Shake, he's going to be like, what are you doing? Or however. Yeah, he's going to talk at you really about you.

I think that you could scoop a piece of meatwat off and then take, you know, part of it,

yeah. From the middle.
I just, meat wad is also very nice. And he's the only one who's.
He's like cutie. He's a little cutie pie, he would like open present it to you to eat him.

Actually, so maybe he is fuckable. Then, no, Frylock can go down on me, though.

Shit, Frylock can go down on me, yeah.

Yeah, with that goatee.

All right, let's see. The next one: what would be fucking Frylock? Cookie monster.
I'm not eating cookie monster. No one's eating cookie monster.
We're not eating cookie monster.

He's eating cookie monster. Amelia.

Amelia. What are you doing here?

Amelia.

It's Amelia did did this. We're throwing her under the bus.

I liked Amelia up until now.

This is disgusting. You people should be arrested.
I'm not eating cookies with cookie monsters.

I'll eat cookies with cookie monster. I'm not eating cookie monster.
I'm not fucking Cookie Monster. I don't want to be fucked by Cookie Monster.

I don't want Cookie Monster to touch me or fuck me or suck me in any way.

I don't need anything. I don't need to come near Cookie Monster.
That's not what the C is for. That's right.
C's are for cookies. Swags.
Eat a cookie like how he eats a cookie. Yeah, I think I would.

Like crumbling all over, like maybe only a little bit gets in your actual mouth. I worked on

a Disney Plus show that was on the Henson lot. And as part of it, I worked with Brian Henson, who was the showrunner.
And Brian Henson,

I think the story has been told, but he talked about Cookie Monster.

And he was basically saying that the original, when they were, when Jim Henson and Frank Oz and all the Muppeteers or everyone there was trying to come up with Cookie Monster.

They originally had a vacuum that was going to suck all the cookies in. and they were messing around with it, and it was so hard to get it working.

And then they just tried it, and he just fell out of his mouth, and they realized it was funnier. I love, you know, limitation breeds creativity.

That's such a also the idea of like every time he spoke, wait, will you say a sentence as Cookie Monster? I'm Cookie Monster.

There's just like a suction underneath every line.

What was that line?

What creates?

Oh, limitation breeds creativity. So that's why I got cast in Twisted Metal.

I gotta say this.

Vacuum cookie monster, I'm gonna fuck. Yeah, oh, I mean, he's got the vacuum throw.

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna be that.

It's a different ballgame. Yeah, that's a different character, though.

I just saw a sneak peek of one of the next one. I don't like it either.
I did too.

Are you gonna send the segment to Brian Henson so he knows that?

I'll let him sign off on it.

My sister is alive, but when she was seven, had a disease that is the disease Jim Henson died from. Oh my God.

And the only reason why she was able to be like cured essentially is because the Henson Foundation donated a ton of money after Jim passed from this disease. And so she is alive.

The Muppets are really important in my house. That is wild.
So no, I'm not fucking or eating any one of them.

Because if I do, my sister dies.

I don't know if there's anything tied to it in that way.

Direct line, if I were to do anything, no matter how sexy he looks, even with those googly eyes, I won't do it. My sister will drop dead, and she can't.

She's important to me. She's a mother of two.
I'm with you. I will not.
I will not protect you. And you know what? God bless Jim Edson.
I love that guy. I think it's beautiful.
And also,

sleeping with me is probably similar to sleeping with Cookie Monster.

Cookie crumbs falling all over your googly eyes. My eyes going all over the place.

Cookie's just a little more ooky.

All right, let's look at the next one. Yeah.
E.T. So, I have to admit something.
I'm on my period, and I did fool around with E.T. and that's.
Oh, my God.

That's the red finger. And that's how it's

going to be that way.

Gilly, I got to tell you, you got to get yourself to a doctor.

It's like a little bit of a drink. That is very

glowing red.

E.T. bonhole.

Is everybody that he's just holding it up? He hasn't washed his fingers. He's holding it up on display.
Oh, yeah. He's showing it to his doormate.

Check it out. I'm that fun.

His doormate? Yeah.

Is he in college? Bro, check it out. Yeah.

I would eat E.T. Yeah, I'd eat E.T.
I wanted to, I want to know what he tastes like. He seems like he'd be a little leathery, but I kind of feel like a humanoid, you know, I don't know.

I kind of get the sense that the E.T.s are like herbivores, and that tends to be the most succulent meat. Oh, interesting.
Because I was thinking this is going to be like a jerky.

Yeah, it looks like a jerky. Yeah, I guess I'm going based off his outsides, but I do think he would taste like a nice

venison jerky. Yes, right, right, right.
Like a less fatty meat. He's a jerky boy for sure.
Well, because I got two questions for you. One, where does E.T.
go to? We talked about jerky boys.

It's on the bar. And also, you said jerky boy, and he's an E.T.
phone home. So now I was thinking of ET making a Frank call.

Where does he go to college? You said he's a doormate. Oh, yeah.

What?

You think I had something? Yeah,

I thought you had something.

I don't know. Alien State University? That's pretty good.

ASU. Yeah.
ASU is a pretty good school.

Alpha.

Alf's there. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's Dormika.
Oh, I thought they were, it was like Notre Dame versus UNC. Like, I thought it was a little bit of a rivalry.
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I, we also know that there's like a whole planet more of him. So it's not like a limited true.
That's true. That's true.
I will say that he is magical.

So, I mean, like, maybe eating the tip of his finger would be good in some ways.

I, I,

I've said this before, but

gray ET, I felt like gray ET in one episode. I was doing a bad job.
And we talked about eating gray ET versus eating brown ET. I'd eat brown ET before I'd eat gray ET.

Yeah, gray ET looks like it's gone. But both of them kind of look like dog shit.
I don't know if I want to eat either of them. And I feel like he could just get you off with his finger touch, right?

That's the other thing. He's kind of got that, you know, a little bit of low-grade telekinesis or whatever the ability is.

I think I am going to, I would eat him for curiosity's sake. I don't think I'd want to fuck him, though.
Maybe I would want to, like, like the, you know, the mind flayer in a Baldur's Gate.

Maybe I would have some sort of like otherworldly, like ethereal sexual encounter.

You lost us completely. I've never noticed this before about E.T., and I've thought about E.T.
a lot.

There are some pretty distinct breasts, and that,

I don't normally want to eat a humanoid breast, but the way they're sitting on E.T.'s body, it looks like you could just sort of like

slice that right off, and it's a perfect meal. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I, that, that, that is a, but also for the sex, I mean, also, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's something that's not a break.

There's sponges in between the breasts. So, like, right.
Titty fucking E.T.

Sort of ribbed for his pleasure.

All right, let's look at the next one.

Oh,

okay.

This is Roz from Monsters Inc. I don't want to eat a worm.
Yeah, I don't want to eat this worm.

Oh, I was thinking much more snail, and Escargo's delicious. I'm eating her immediately.
That's a good point, actually.

Roz might be tasty.

You've converted me. Yeah, with garlic and butter, she, you know, is a little on the older side.
Yeah.

But that's fine. I'm sure you can eat a mature snail.
And you know what else you can do with a mature lady? Fucker. Yeah.

She knows. She knows her way around.

I would like to hook up with her.

I think she, like, once she clocks out. Oh, she thinks she gets wild.
Yeah. I think she's a blast.
How old is it? It's Roz. Roz, yeah.
I wonder if there's a chance. She's the character's name, right?

I don't know that. Okay, because I haven't really, other than Cookie Monster, I haven't been super sure about everything.

Yeah. Sounds right.
I'm looking up Young Roz from Monsters University. Is Young Roz into Monsters You? I don't remember.
I don't know.

I think you're maybe thinking of the one, the other like secretarial position woman who's with

Mike. No, Sully.

Is that the same Roz? It might be, yeah. She's definitely in the same species.
Yeah, I think she looks okay. Should be good.
She looks great at any at any age.

All right, let's let's how many more do we have? Um,

we have six more. Let's just, let's just come on, let's just do a speed run.
We want to see all of them. We want to do all of them, we can say,

we want to see all of them. Come on, all right, we'll do it.
We'll do a quick speed run.

No, oh, yeah. Okay, we got uh Henry J.
Is it Water Noose? Yes. Henry Jay Water Noose, who's the

yeah, who's the

one of the bad guys from Monsters Inc. definitely fucking him he would take me to a nice dinner beforehand

also eating him

I think I would I would not want to eat a spider and then I'd be worried about

crab I would not want to eat a spider either. Good thing that's not a spider.

Yeah, I guess he's more as much crab as spider. I guess I just the eyes are.
You're right about the eyes. You're right.

That's the thing. That's just like, I don't know that that kind of throws me off a little bit.

But then I'm also worried about like kind of like the, you know, that he feels like a creature that you fuck him and then he kills you. So I'd be, I'd feel like he'd be dangerous.

All right, let's do the next one. He's, he's given, he's giving me

Mega Mind. What the fuck? We're getting to like

lights, Camera Jackson.

What was the last guy's name? Can we go back to him a second? This was Water Noose.

We're on a Water Noose. I don't know if I'd fuck him either.
I just wanted to get that.

We're doing a speed round. We got to get through all these.
He gives me Weinstein vibes is what I was going to say. I'd fuck Mega Mind, but I don't think I'd eat.
Fuck Mega Mind?

I think he'd fuck Mega Mind. I don't think I'm gonna eat him.
Do you think he can fuck you without even touching you because of the mind? You know, I actually don't know his powers.

I haven't seen the movie, but I think so.

I would not fuck him. I would eat him.
I've eaten brains before. I feel like if I just like cut him right above the eyebrow, flip it over and give me a spoon.
What brains have you eaten?

Lamb

and

I think cow. Wow.
Yeah. He looks good.
They're good. He kind of looks like a shitty producer guy, too, honestly.
He does a little bit. Yeah.
Yeah. What is sweet breads? That's also brain, I think.

Or is that intestine? Sweetbread is like organs, yeah. Okay, sweet.
Well, I like to eat, I like to eat all parts. Yeah, I like offal.
I'll eat all that.

All right, he's I would, I wouldn't fuck him or eat him, honestly. He's got a guy, yeah, he kind of looks like a bag.
Oh, maybe I did. Maybe, yeah, he's a little magician vibe.

It's gonna be Dr. Strange.
Oh, yeah, Miss Packman. Fucking Miss Packman.
For sure, fucking Miss Packman. I'm fucking Miss Pacman.
I'm not gonna eat her, but I will fuck her.

Again, I'm fucking her and I'm eating her. I think she would taste like a Skittle.

All right, next up.

Mr. Peanut.
I eat him all the time. She's going to be a scream Skittle wages.

We're going to come in her, I was trying to say.

So I get her third.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Another, another, you know, a high, I mean, like, he should already, it's very sexual. I feel like he should have a towel on or something.
Yeah, he seems more.

He feels like he's going to pull a Charlie Rose. Yeah.

like oh i was in the shower i didn't realize you were in here yeah i also think if you were to try to eat him he'd be one of those ones where you just kind of whiff through and there's no nut oh yeah

oh wow i love that yeah i think he i think he's just got one nut on the bottom but the top chamber is empty I like that. The last three, I feel like the Spider-Man was Weinstein.

The last guy was like, who is the producer? Who's the director? Ratner. Oh, yeah.
And then this guy, and then this guy is Charlie Rose. I feel like these are like guys I don't like.

I'm not interested in any of them. They all kind of have Hollywood villain vibes.
Would Mr. Peanut pull like a Derek Jeter and like leave you gifts after he fucked you maybe?

No, he's going to pull a Matt Lauer and fucking lock the office door from a secret button. He's got a monopoly guy like him.
No, this guy's a creep.

I want to know, though, what do you think his legs taste like?

Good question. Do they taste like more peanut? I think if they just taste salty.
I think they taste like flesh.

I feel like they're like human flesh. A husky body, a peanut inside, and then human flesh.

And he's selling out his brothers. That's a weird fucking thing.

His fellow peanuts, he's like offering.

It's like the apex capitalism. All right, let's look at the next one.
Pillsbury Dough Boy. If you baked him, I'd eat it.
I'd eat him. I don't know if I'd fuck him.
He's too cute.

I would definitely fuck him. He's a kid.
He's the Pillsbury Dough Boy. All right, man.

When he's a dough man, I'd fuck him. Yeah, when he's of age, I'll fuck him.
I've weirdly always known he is the dough boy, thought he was a marshmallow. He looks like a marshmallow.

He's a little marshmallow.

I could see him being

picked him up. Is it weird that my homepage on my computer is the countdown clock for when the doboy turns 18?

I just feel like with a doeboy. The Pillsbury Doughboy is about to hit jailbait graduation.
Oh, yeah.

You and Ashton Kutcher, man.

He had one for the Olson twins, that's why.

I'll never forget it. I'm surprised that we never saw him at La Pubell.

La Pubelle is a bad spot.

There were some that 70s show cast members at La Pubella. There certainly were.

I think that you could mold,

like you could mold any sort of thing with his dough. So

if you want to get fucked by him, you want to fuck him, you could just do that.

I think I would eat the first thing, his hat. It's a big soup dumpling.
Yeah. Oh, it does look like a soup dumpling.
Wow. This is like a lobster for me.

If you bake him, and then I'd eat him afterwards. Like, it's sad.
I don't want to put him in the oven and bake him. And then I'd eat him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you just want to hear him screaming from inside of the pot

all right. How many more, how many do we have left? This is the last one.
Next one is the last one. We did

here we go.

The Doughboys.

Well, this is an easy one. No one will fuck.
Yeah, no one's fucking the Doughboys.

I, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna just try to be objective. I would eat and fuck them both,

Gilly. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to you guys.
That order this time.

Whew.

Does that make it less weird? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%.
There'd be a lot of apologies from us the entire time.

While we're being eating, we're just apologizing for how bad we are. Thank you so much for eating me.
We meant to have you over to eat us sooner.

I swear, you were on the list to eat us for so long. We just never got around to having you come eat us.
We look very shiny is another issue here, is that we're very

shiny.

We're looking at

not a photograph of us for our audio listeners, but a the Doughai's mascots.

Are we human? I mean, like, what is this? Balloons, I thought. Yeah.
You're opaque, like, we can see the background through your faces. Yeah, there is a little bit of that.
Is that opaque?

Is that the right word? I think

it's kind of the opposite. Yeah.

I think you can't see. I'm not going to say what.
Thank you. I'd fuck one and I'd eat one.
And I'm not going to tell you which one.

Same.

They're both me.

All right, we'll be back.

Hey, buddy, continuing on with our video editor, Mike Dorfman, Baker Filmmaker on YouTube. Mike, how do you feel about hot sauces? Because you know me, I'm a bit of a heat seeker.

Are you something of a heat seeker? I am. I am.
I've only grown into that like in the last five years. Wow.
But yeah,

I do really like a good hot sauce. Do you have a go-to hot sauce?

You know, I'm pretty classic cholula. Sure, cholula is great.
Yeah,

yeah, crystal. I was trying to think of that.
Yeah, crystal is great. Yeah, yeah, we have like three hot sauces in our fridge at any given time.

Well, we have three hot sauces right here, courtesy of Hotter Sauce. Uh, now, this is a fan who sent this in and is launching their brand.
Um, let me go ahead and read this little bit of copy here.

Uh, hey, Doughboys family, I'm Joe Hotter, owner of Hotter Sauces, and I want to, is that you think that is this guy's actual name, Joe Hotter? I love it.

If it is,

that leads you to making hot sauce. That's like destiny.
Yeah.

If your name is like Dan Butter, you're just going to make some butter, right?

Dan Butter is like an organic chemist. What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing? Get out of here.

Yeah, get yourself a churner. I'm Joe Hotter, owner of Hotter Sauces, and wanted you all to check out my lineup of hot sauces that I launched last year.

Now I'm just thinking about a guy trying to launch his indie artisan butter brand.

Gonna fucking take down Lando Lake because I'm just a guy.

You're on notice, Carrie Gold.

i often listen to your podcast while i sauce it up in the kitchen and i could think of no podcasters more appropriate to share my creations with than spoon nation the burger boy and affiliates hope you share and enjoy with friends and family happy chew year to you and your loved ones joseph hotter joe hotter at hottersauces.com

happy chew year well this was i will say this was established in 2023 he does say last year so this was sent in the early part of this year but but yeah we are maybe lagging a little bit um

uh we have a little hotter sauces sticker that was included, which I assume is the guy. And let's get into these.
That wasn't sticky when I gave it to you.

Jesus Christ. That was a vinyl patch.

You got fucking roasted by this side of the couch over here, Wags. Right to your right.
You got roasted by the two mics.

Two mics. And you cranked off onto a cartoon.
I am.

I'm Michael. Buffett.
Michael Dunovan Mitchell is my name. Dunovan?

Yep. Wow.
Michael Dunovan Mitchell. I have the two-thirds of the NBA player Dunovan Mitchell's name.
That's right. We pronounce it more Dunovan, I guess, but it is spelled the same way.

We have three sauces here. We're going to work our way up the heat intensity.
We've got Pepper Blossom, which is hibiscus Anaheim chilies and mixed peppercorns fermented together.

We've got honey abanero, which is strong abenero flavor with a velvety touch of sweetness from high-quality honey.

And we have Thineapple, which is fermented Thai chilies blended with sweet pineapple to complete the heat. And wise, I'm just going to say it.
We have some delicious bread. That's right.

Because Mike brought some delicious bread that he baked.

If you, you maybe have heard a double at this point where we go, we eat Mike's delicious bread, but now we're going to use it for hot sauce dipping.

That's right. We're going to be using this bread as a hot sauce delivery mechanism.
I'm going to unwrap these distributions. I feel like the spillman should have fucking three hot sauces.

Pepper blossom. Yeah.
Also, I don't want to accidentally douse Jemmy with hot sauce. Oh, yeah.
That'd be awful.

Are we trying these separately? Yeah, I think we try them separately. So we've got

the pepper blossom is up first.

And then I'm unwrapping the honey abanero and the tineapple. We can distro these.
Mitch, where are you on hot sauces? Because I know you got someone who has

less heat these days.

I don't. I do think that they're great to use when you're eating kind of healthy and it sucks and you just pour hot sauce on it and it's kind of helpful.

But

I still like the spice wigs. I just, you know,

I don't like to go crazy hot anymore.

I rarely ever do. But it's something, a nice mild sauce I love.

And that's where I like for wings or anything, like any heat level, I'm always going mild. How about you, Mike? What level do you do?

I'm a medium guy. Yeah,

I like the medium. I mean, I've had some mediums that are actually, you know, secretly hot, but I kind of like it.

I kind of like that, actually. Well, I usually find myself

dealing with the opposite where they'll like say,

this is hot. And then it's actually like, all right, this is like, you know, a five or six.
Yeah.

But like, you've like there, just the scale has kind of been deflated, I feel like, as spicy stuff has gotten more mainstream and they don't want to alienate, you know, people. Unless you go, yeah.

Well, unless you get what?

Well, unless like if you go to like a Thai restaurant like or something, you know, like you might get some real, real heat.

But if you're talking about like, hey, this is the, these are the ghost pepper wings from like KFC, they're not actually going to be that hot. Spoiler alert, this got kick to it.

Oh, this is, this has real kick.

This got some real kick to it. This is the pepper blossom.
I just tried the pepper blossom. Did you try it yet? No, I didn't get to taste it.
Can you sauce me up and pass one over? Sure thing.

You want me to sauce you up a piece of bread? Yeah, why not? All right. Give me a little corner of yours or whatever.
Fuck.

Well, you don't have to. You can get a different piece of bread if you don't want to share your bread.
I think sharing one roll feels okay.

Thanks, buddy. This is is nicely dapped.
I'm just pissed off. Fucking

Dan Butter is working as a, what did you say? An organic chemist? He's an organic chemist. What are you doing? He's wasting his skills.

You got so much told, Dan Butter. I know.
Next you tell me Tony Jacker is working in

what is Tony Jacker's. What should he be doing?

The guy you should be professionally jacking off? Is that what you're sending up? He's working in abstinence?

Tony Jacker's in abstinence? Well, the job doesn't necessarily have to be completely ironic,

but I guess it could be.

But if he's just working as a roofer, that would also be wasting his gifts. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

This sauce is. Why is your family name Jacker?

What did your ancestors do? The Wigers when they got to the fucking LSI.

You're the Jackers now.

That was

a fantastic sauce.

It's got heat to it.

What level would you call this heat? Medium, medium, high? What would you say? I'd say that's that's like a

medium. Yeah, I'd say medium.
Definitely got some lingering burn to it. It's got lingering burn to it.
It's got a good flavor. Good flavor.
That's the big thing. It's like this.

It's distinctly flavorful. Yeah.

There's a little bit of sweetness almost to it. A little bit, but not too much.
But not too much.

It's weirdly to say, at the same time, also subtle. It's great.
Yeah.

He did a great job with this pepper blossom. Why do you want to hand me the other one? This one is going to be the the honey habanero.
Okay, we got the honey habanero.

So it seems like we're doing the sweet heat with a few of these. Are you a habanero fan? I don't like that.

Habanero, I usually like don't love. It's like the pepper.

I like so much more of like a vinegary hot sauce. Yeah.
Which I don't know what like the, like I guess a pepper sauce. That's like what a

um what's it called? Tabasco, right? It's just a pepper sauce, right? Yeah, cayenne pepper is sometimes the base.

The the uh although I don't know what with what what it is specifically with Tabasco

Yeah, Natalie will sometimes like make like a salad dressing or something like that. And I'll be like, oh, this is spicy.
It's like, oh, I put like a couple abaneras in with a vinaigrette.

And I was like, Jesus Christ, like for salad dressing, it's intense, but it's good.

I'm going to give her a piece of sourdough this time. But she has such an incredible

heat threshold she's able to

withstand. So like she's like, she has to like sometimes.
You know, we have to sometimes meet each other in the middle. Spicy salad dressing.
I've never really, I've never really tried that.

It can work. It sounds good.

Sounds like a good way to plus up an otherwise boring meal. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, for sure.

And

can be kind of

refreshing

at times, too. This one's nice.
This is nice.

This one is actually

in there. I got kick.

Yeah, again, because sometimes you see the abenero and they're just like sort of, it's more branding than actual intensity, but this is very much one that that tastes the abenero.

Do you have a favorite hot sauce?

You know, you name cholula, which is one I always keep in the home.

I do really like a crystal, but we also always have like a, like a, you know, a chili garlic, like spicy, you know,

a sauce in the house, like a hui feng or feng or something. I mean, I love all those two, and I just got to give a shout out to Frank's red hot sauce.
Frank's is great.

They changed the game back in the day, and it's still

going strong.

They're like part of the classical buffalo sauce. It's true.
Formula.

When we do stuffed,

stuffed clams,

co-hogs, as some call them.

The Habanero one got kick. I ate quite a bit of it, but it got, it got, that's got hit kick to it.
That is, I would say that is definitely medium high to hot. Yeah,

that one's decently hot. And we also got a tineapple.
That's the final one we got. I feel that's going to,

that's going to, that's gonna cool us down yeah you i'm sure you love that it might but also you hear the tie in there the thi ai tie and it's like oh this could actually be really spicy uh if it's like the cuisine wait was i just on you have a you have a you're talking about cohogs oh cohogs yeah yeah yeah uh

i put frank's uh red hot sauce on there and they're good yeah i i ate probably too much of that of the last hot sauce i ate a lot of it and it's a slow milk no no i'm okay it's but it is a it's a slow yeah it definitely cooks up on you just it's a slow creep on you.

Slow creep. Sounds like us.

Slow creep.

I'm fast, like a 28 days later zombie.

Fast creep?

There we go.

Tineapple.

All right, we're having this tineapple. Mitch has a little reservoir kind of drizzled onto his plate there, and we're going to distro this.
What would you like? You want Hawaiian or do a Hawaiian fan?

I think Hawaiian is actually probably better. It's like a good combo for a tiny.
Yeah, I concur.

No, we mentioned coke.

I just gave you some sauce there. What I was just saying.
Is there pineapple juice in the Hawaiian rolls, Mike? I forget. Yes.
Oh, wow. There's pineapple juice.
There is. Wow.

And is that a standard ingredient?

Yeah. Yeah.

In Hawaiian rolls. I did not know that.
I think that's kind of what makes them Hawaiian. I'm going to move this towards the center.

Yeah, that's. Yeah.
You're definitely going to knock it over. What were you going to say? Where'd the lid of that one go?

That's over here. What were you saying?

Oh,

you mentioned Kohog. Yeah.
Kohogs.

We've talked with Emma at at length about Family Guy fandom. Where are you on the Family Guy franchise?

I'm not a fan. Wow, you're not a fan.
So you just kind of have it on in the home and you're just kind of like tolerating it. I usually prefer it.

Usually, when I enter the room, she shuts it off immediately.

I have no idea this was a divide within the household. It's not, I mean, I'll.
I used to like it, and something, something happened, either to me or Family Guy. I'm not sure.
But

I just find it grading now. Yeah.
I feel like such a grump saying that. No, yeah, you'd, you know,

sound like thousands of Joeboys listeners.

Yeah, exactly. Talking about our show.
Yeah.

No, that's. That's what I meant.

People listening, I like that show. And then it's like, I've changed or they've changed.

But it's making me cry a little bit. What's that? This right here.
This hot sauce. It's making me tear up a little bit.

This one is. There's a little sweat beating up under my eyes.
Yeah, I will say that one's, but this is maybe the most sneaky hot of them, the tineable, but it's quite natural.

It's my favorite one. It is my favorite.
I think it is my favorite. That's number one.
I'd give that number one. Then I put the pepper blossom and the honey abanero, which I also liked.
I put that in.

I'd give that one the bronze. Great sauces.

You did a great job. That one's very good.
I like that one a lot. Yeah, that's a great sauce.

Joseph Hotter is the saucier. Hotter sauce is available at hottersauces.com or hotter sauces on insta.
Thanks so much for sending those in, Joe. And thanks so much for watching.

By the way, I'd say hotter. Thanks for having me.
Hotter, if you want to know, I give each of yours, each hot sauce, I'd say hotter if we're going on the hotter or noter scale.

Yeah, they're all hotter. I'd say hotter.
Hotter, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Well,

yes.

Well,

the heat's taking over.

I thought hotter or nodder was pretty good. I liked it.
I thought it was good. Yeah, I thought it was good.

We're done.

Hey, we are here with Jesserone of Jesserona Grooming, continuing on with Oops All segments. And hey, we got some 7-Eleven snacks.
How do you feel about 7-Eleven? I love it. I'm a fan.
Yeah.

Oh, thank heaven. Oh, thank heaven.
Come on. Good coffee.
Yeah, definitely. Their coffee, I think, is

pretty solid.

And I also like, I just like the idea. I like a corner store.
I like, hey, I can just go in here and get a snack or get a beverage. I used to get big gulps all the time.

I used to get slurpees all the time.

You know, there, there's, I've talked about this. There's a great 7-Eleven in Quincy.
I said it was like very nice. Yes.
But people were like, well, whatever. I'm like, it was very nice.

It wasn't my favorite 7-Eleven. I actually liked the one next to it better, but they got rid of it.
Now there's no 24-hour 7-Eleven in Quincy. That's a bummer.

I mean, there is one in another pot, but there was one near my home in Quincy. The 24-hour of it is clutch.
It's clutch. And also, I'll say this, 7-Eleven expanded a lot with food.

And then I think that the food wasn't as good where back in the day, Wags, when you did a big bite which are still good and like a i i used to love a bakery stick yes now some of the stuff they do they've gone a little too far and it's i think a lot of that food is bad they're doing too many things it's ungapacha there's like they do like wings and stuff like that and it's their wings aren't bad i think their pizza is okay if you get a fresh if you get like a fresh pie if you don't get unga pachka yeah i thought that was That was a made-up word my mom says.

No, it's like a real word. Is it? It just means like too much.
Yeah, a little too much. Yeah.
Yeah.

I think they have, I think they have, you know, with the Tungus is their whole, uh who's their rival mascot he is he is too much good stuff i think they do have too much good stuff at 7-eleven they need to pair their offerings back a little bit but we're going to be talking about some of their food we've got some pies so we've got a chocolate flavored snack pie a lemon cream snack pie a boston cream snack pie good for you mitch and a strawberry cheesecake snack pie i'm going to distribute these and maybe we can each just kind of take portions here no we'll let you try each one first and then yeah because we don't care well like we're monsters and we we're we're You don't mind, I'll just take a bite or should I like rip it apart?

Whatever you want to do, I'm going to take a bite. I'm going to hand this handle over to you.
That's what I'm saying. The other thing we have to them,

which is on the table here while Jess is

unboxing those,

we have a 7-Eleven Slurpee Cherry Candy Cup. I'm so excited.
I'm so cotton candy in a slurpee form factor. So that's like

a cotton candy and gummy bears. This is like a kid's dream come true,

this slurpee, cotton candy slurpy. That thing makes my teeth hurt.
yes for sure

i have a hard time with that much sugar that was very kind of you yeah

okay do you want to just start eating all these yeah play go ahead and lunch is like the so fun yeah jemmy stay away from this one this one's got chocolate in it

for you babe is that true child like dogs can't have chocolate is that like really a dangerous thing wow it's toxic let me tell you

You might have to send that pie back this way, Wags. I like it.
Will I?

It's like so sweet. It's very sweet.
I kind of like it. It's good.
I would eat the whole thing. The chocolate is really sweet, but I do really like the crust.
Amanda, back to you, Mitch.

Just take one. I like the crust.
The pies are such a,

the pies were such an

indulgence for me as a kid. Like, I get those pies all the time.
I just want to say that Jess just reviewed end dives with us. That's right.
She's like, this is so much more fun. And you're right.

This is way more fun.

I know. This is what the show normally is.
This is what the show normally is. Sorry.
We're sorry.

All right. So you're having more of the chocolate pie.
Jesse, you're right now having the

is this the Boston cream pie? Oh, wow. How fun is that? So fun.
It's like a double color. I don't know what's inside.
It should say on the box, but it's chocolate covered, maybe like

cheesecakey or something.

Chocolate and vanilla flavored filling and lightly glazed flaky crust. So this one has more of a glaze than the last crust.

Mitch, we've been, oh, we've definitely talked about this, but just recap for us as a Bostonian, as someone from Massachusetts, do you have any particular fandom for Boston cream?

As a boy, I didn't like it.

And a Boston cream pie is, I think, like

the pie of, or the dessert of Massachusetts or whatever. Are you taking your first bite? I like this better than the chocolate one.

I like the chocolate better, but I like the crust because it has a little hint of salt in it. The crust is great.

That might be what puts it over top for me.

I like this. Do you like it better than the chocolate?

I don't know yet. I like both of them a lot.
This is good. That was really pretty good.
Yeah. I mean, shit, it's great.

This is the thing, is just like

I'm eating these, and I'm just like, I just like them. These are just good.
Even though the chocolate one was maybe a little sweet for me, it's just like it's so good.

This is just something I would just not pick. Yeah.
Yeah.

But like

those are fantastic. I would ignore it for something else, probably.
If I was a boy, I'm going right towards these.

Because I used to get, and I think they had the hostess ones, but there was also like the, there was a grocery store, like generic varietal that I get all the time. These are very funny to me.

These are just in the box. And there's nothing.
Yeah.

There's nothing we're talking about. No, just loose in the box.

But I would also like the, hey, you know, it's, it's, I think in cardboard is one of the least wasteful,

you know, packaging methods. So I, I'm in favor of that.
There's a pretty big piece here. I'm not going to eat this whole thing.
I'm not a huge lemon. Me neither.
Me neither. Well, I've heard.

I've heard in Japan lemon desserts are not super common because it's used as like a medicine flavoring, which is interesting. But yeah, I don't necessarily love a lemon either.
Have you been to Japan?

No, I've never crossed an ocean. Have you?

Yes, and their seven of lemons are next level. I haven't heard this.

This is my least favorite one.

I don't like ye. I don't love the citrus flavor here.
Put it back in the box. I just did as well.
I don't like ye either. Yeah, I don't like ye.

I don't like you. I don't like ye.

No, ni, no, ni i don't like ye no ni no ni i don't like ye i agree um i'm very excited about this last one

also this one is heavily coated as well here we got strawberry cheesecake uh real fruit filling wrapped in lightly glazed flaky crust um and it seems to have a little bit of vanilla or something on there i'm excited about it so when i was a kid i would gravitate towards either the apple

or the vanilla And I'm a big vanilla guy. Vanilla is a flavor.
I would have liked to try the vanilla varietal if it exists. But I i think a strawberry feels like they should be a movie as well

we may have a winner here now this one i will say this has kind of like both jam to it but also like a little just kind of a general pink component

actually

having second thought oh really is it a little too medicinal yes there's like a weird chemical taste to it it's a little sciencey sciencey

is it is it is it it's strawberry cheesecake right so that's what the pink layer is yes strawberry cheesecake i don't i think i don't love the cheesecake part of it yeah i think if the cheesecake was just, instead of it being like a strawberry-flavored cheesecake, if it was just cheesecake flavored, send it back.

Yeah. No, send it back to me.
I'm saying, I like it. I like it.
No, it's like

it's a cheesecake part.

I think we got two.

I'm going to say Mino-Likey to this one, too.

I think we got two snacks and two wax as far as I'm concerned. And I think the fruit ones are both wax, and I think the other ones are quite snackable.

I disagree. Yeah.

I will give that one a snack still.

I do think that the chocolate pies are better,

but

if that medicinal taste didn't kick in, I think that one would have been the winner. But there is a little weird aftertaste.
How would you rank them?

I would go, damn, the chocolate versus chocolate cream pie is the tough one. I would go chocolate cream pie, chocolate, very tight race.

And strawberry cheesecake and then lemon as bottom. I would do like chocolate, chocolate cream, strawberry lemon.

But the lemon might beat the strawberry because it had that weird chemical taste to it. I think I agree.

I think I'd probably go Boston cream one, chocolate two, lemon three, strawberry cheesecake four. Really? Yeah, I think so.

It's a bummer. They fucked us over with that taste.
It's a little bit of a bummer, yeah.

Okay, I don't know how to eat this. So we've got like a little package of loose gummy bears.
And then we've got, this is, this is the, for a lot of you listeners, what I'm opening up now

is this candy cup, this, this cotton candy in a Slurpee cup. And it's mostly cotton candy.
Wait, are you supposed to pour the Slurpee into it?

I think you're supposed to pour the gummy bears into here.

That's not going to work. Yeah, pour it? Pour it? Yeah.
Also, pouring a Slurpee in there would make more sense because it would do something to the cotton candy.

But, like, can you imagine how sweet that would be? Is that what you're supposed to do?

I think it's just supposed to look like a Slurpee. I think it's supposed to.
What the fuck do you do with these then? They're on top. You snack on them.
I just put them on top. Put them on top.
Okay.

that's what i think that's it

can i see it for a second yeah take all of this i don't know what to do with any of these all right give it to the master i got it i feel like something my nephew would be like can i get this and i'd be like your mother will murder me right okay so wait hold on a second there is there is like little

popping candy there is a little there's popping candy candy down there are you supposed i think maybe we are supposed to pour something in there do we have a do we have like a soda yeah you want me to get something what do you think like a like a sprite what are you i don't know what the hell is going on with this thing i think think you're supposed to pour because it's a cup.

Pour people to be too thick. Can we get Amelia on the phone? Popping cotton candy and gummy bears.

Let me save.

I think you're just supposed to pull that out and eat it. Okay, yeah.
Maybe it's just a snack.

And the gummies are just like for fun. Because if you got cotton candy wet, it would just melt into like shh pink sugar.
That's a lot of fun. But that is what happens.

That also, which is like kind of fun, but then like that's not

really enjoying the cotton candy.

yeah.

But that would be an interesting like

trick.

Hold on, I'm looking up the

7-Eleven cotton candy. I mean, the gummy bears are really good.
The gummy bears are very good. Wouldn't they be

like directions on the cup? That's what I was going to say.

But it seems so. Thank you very much.

That's good.

Here's my thing. I've long said this is my personal stance.
Nothing against the gummy community, but I think gummy ain't yummy. Really?

There's an okay gummy bear, but just not for me. Okay.

Mitch, I feel like you are not doing it, right?

So Mitch at the whole portion of cotton candy out of the cup and kept it just like that. I think you get to the pops at the bottom.

I was trying to get the pops at the bottom.

I'm very confused by this. Jess, I think you should put the gummy bears on top.
I mean, after we showed you, I didn't eat a piece of cotton candy and a gummy bear in the same bike. Oh.

Hold on. I'm going to call call Amelia.

Hey, Amelia, it's Weiger. Hey, we're recording the Oops All segment right now.

We don't know what's going on with this 7-Eleven Slurpee candy cup. Do you have any idea?

What do you mean? I think it's cotton candy. So do we just eat it?

She's like, Okay.

You fucking idiots. Just eat it.
Yeah, you just open it, and I would guess that you put the worms inside of it. They're gummy worms.
Yeah,

they're bears, actually, but close enough. They're bears, actually.
Yeah, they're bears. But just wanted to also reiterate that they're bears.
So, okay, so... There are no directions.

That's what I was going to say. There's no directions, so we're lost.

Yeah, it was sold just like that

at home. And I just grabbed it because it looked

interesting.

No, yeah, you did a good job. We're just confused here.
I didn't know if you had any additional, if it was like next to the Slurpee machine or something.

So maybe there's some indication you're supposed to dump Slurpee onto it or something. It was Not next to the slurpee machine, it was in the

different aisle. Okay, it was with a candy treats, yeah.
Got it, okay. So, yeah, I think it is just cotton candy that we're supposed to eat.
Okay, we're gonna do that.

Bye. All right, hey, uh, thanks, Amelia.
I appreciate everything you've done. Yeah, no problem.
All right, have a great rest of your day. All right, bye.
Thank you, you too. Bye.
All right, so Amelia

I can't believe she picked up at the hospital.

I know her mom was really sick. Yeah,

I think here's what what I think:

pulling the cotton candy and having a bite of the gummy bear with the

getting it all together. Yeah.

That's where the fun comes. I think the cotton candy bite itself is almost putrid.
Yeah.

Did you figure it out over there? No, no. Amelia just sexted and said she could hear KZ laughing.
It was pretty funny.

No, I found a food reviewer doing like a YouTube food review in their car with one, and he was just eating cotton candy.

so I think that's all you're supposed to do I do think I do think together it kind of works I like it I would love this at a movie theater

just like eating it at a movie I love a little problem maybe when I watch the whale

when the whale comes back I do think that you want this don't you I

like the gummy bear with and getting the cotton candy and the gummy bear together I think is good this is this is I'm just this is just decidedly not for me like I don't need to be getting cotton candy from 7-Eleven.

I don't, I don't like, if I'm gonna get cotton candy in any context, it's because I'm going to a theme park, I'm going to, to a fair or something. It's like a special thing.

I don't need to be getting this from

the, from the liquor store. But that said,

this is for kids, I think. I think you're correct.
I think this is like a treat for, you know,

but I mean, this is the thing. Like, like, if I was a kid, I'd, I'd, I think I'd be, you know, and I was more of a gummy enthusiast, I'd love this.

So I'll give this a snack because I think it's accomplishing what it's trying to accomplish. I think it's, I, I, I think the pop rocks are fun.

I'm shocked that I'm giving it a snack because when I had the cotton candy on its own, it was not good. But

together, it all works. It's a good snack for me, too.
It works.

The sum is greater than,

you know, the saying.

Sage words.

Really good. Yeah.
Sage words. The sum is greater than, you know what I'm saying.

It's good. It's good.
It's good.

Have we had our day's worth of sugar with all this? Yes. Yeah, definitely.
Do I feel almost crazy almost immediately? Yes. Yeah.

Well,

get some protein or something in your system. I'm going back in for another colonoscopy.

We'll be back.

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All right, we're back here with Tun Tzu Phillip. And hey, how about a little chips and hail

Rest You Rangers?

I forgot the name of the segment.

I forgot the name of the segment. No, let's keep this.
This is fine. Okay.
Chitchip Chip Chips and Hale. Rest you rangers.
You know it. You know how I feel.
Chi-chi-chi-chips inhale.

Every flavor. You know it never fails.
Once we're involved somehow, these chips will eat them all. Cha-cha-cha-chips inhale.
Wow. A cappella version.
That was good. No bet.
Thank you.

No bag to pick up. Have you done musical improv? You should take a musical improv class.
I have, but I've never taken like a musical improv class, but I've done like musical improv in like that.

You've done music. No, he's like, I don't need a class.
No, I'm not saying that. No, we did it together.
We have. We did it on the off-book podcast.
They make it easy.

They're such pros. Uh, so Tensu, we've got some chips that we had, but you came in hot with some chips of your own.
Yes, so why don't we start over here? We've got these Doritos Dinamita or Dynamita.

I don't know how you say this.

Is it O? Is it O at the end? No, it's an A at the A at the end. Oh, an A at the end.
I think it might be Dina Mita. Kind of a pretty name.

It is a pretty name. So these are in three different,

these are in three different heat intensities. So we've got the sticks.
These are smoky chile queso. These are medium.
Okay. We've got the chile limon these are hot i never own those but we've got the

we've got the uh flamin' hot queso and these are extra hot let's see what happens see wages can we go in order yeah what did we just recently have that they were like these are actually pretty oh the in the in the the i don't know if it's come out yet they were doing a feedback and that we actually tried some hot chips that's right it's out it's out so you've heard it and makes sense now so what do you mean some hot chips like the flamin' hot like a guy sent them in.

Actually, I think it's someone who was in the military. Yes.
Sent in these flaming hot cheese poofs, and they were

legit pretty hot. They were like legit hot.
Not Cheeto's brand. No, they weren't the flaming hot.

These are Frito-Lay products, but these are the specific Dina Mita sticks is not something I've had before. These are, for audio listeners, these are a stick-based form factor.

These are like little potato

pencils, if you will. Are they like the veggie sticks? Have you ever seen it? They're kind of like veggie sticks.
Yeah. Veggie sticks.
You know what? I trust the Dorito brand. I dropped one.
Oh, boy.

Jemmy. Where is she? Go on and pick it up.
I don't want Jemmy to eat it.

I didn't get a full stick. I did try to give Jemmy a Dorito this weekend, and she did not want it.

I'm getting little fucking Mitch sticks.

There we go. This is the biggest one I got.
Could I have one more, please?

Yeah, I'm gonna steal another one too. Yeah, I can't decide off my one.

It is, I definitely taste a little bit of the cheese, but it's not like

laying on too thick. I kind of like these.

I like them, but I wouldn't get them. But if they were there and I was a little stoned, it's not like I wouldn't eat them.
Yeah, I think these are pretty good.

The flavor on them is, I like the cheese here.

Can you get that back my way, please? Yeah.

Having the queso in my head. I can smell the cheese.
Having the queso in my head, it does like kind of evoke like a Tex-Mex queso, you know, in chip form.

I kind of like, also, I'll say, I like the little nubs. Yeah.

I like, I like having this as a potato stick. Thanks, Bugs.

It's appreciated. Let's do the Lamon next.

Yeah, Chile Limon is, so that was the, the mildest of the three. Can we agree? It's not spicy at all, though.
This is a medium. Yeah, it's a medium.
I mean, it's pretty mild. This is, yeah.

I'm guessing this is like kind of the grading on a curve of when you, when you have a mainstream product that's going to, that's trying to be spicy, they'll like what their medium is is actually mild and what their hot is is actually, everything's like one or two degrees cooler.

All right, this is chili limon, though. This one is supposed to be hot.
I'm going to take three little nubs in a band.

It's got a little bit of an after kick. A little bit.
I'm feeling a little bit on the back of my tongue.

So these ones do have like that, like a more of a.

First off, these are kind of like a little bit more curls as opposed to sticks.

It's more like a Taki. And then they have a.
I've never eaten Takis. Have we? Or unless we've eaten them on the podcast? I think we have.
Oh, then I've had them.

This has also like just like an intense red hue.

And I'm not getting any heat. Oh, I guess after the fact.
I don't like these. No.
I said it before. I'll say it again.
I hate the fake lime. Fake lime sucks.
It's so science-y.

How do you guys feel about that?

True lime. Have you had true lime in a Diet Coke?

I love lime. I love like lime lime aid.
I love squeezed lime on stuff. I love

the fruit of lime. I don't like artificial.

I like gummy limes. I just don't like,

like yeah,

whatever this is. What do you mean by true lime? So true lime, I think I have some.
Let me show you. I don't know if you want some more of these.
Yeah.

It's concentrated lime, so it kind of sounds like what you guys don't like, but I like it because in a Diet Coke, it adds the lime taste without the acidity of a real lime. Oh, interesting.

So it's one of those few cases where the fake stuff works better. This is what it looks like.
Okay, I think I've seen that before.

And it looks hella shady to like pour it in the middle of a restaurant, but I do and it's worth it. But I think that would be a good idea.

I've had it with water and like and i like it yeah even in water yeah i think that would be a better sensation than the the lime powder which i think is a different thing and it's a little bit more you know artificial all right those are those are those are whacked i mean the other one's soft snack yeah this one is uh is the uh the flaming hot queso i'm gonna open this bad boy this one again the

heat gauge goes up to extra hot critic

like the chip aisle is i'm gonna this is gonna come up in therapy the one aisle i can't go down that's where it gets out of control I don't, I'm really a sweet tooth.

I'm not worried about that, but when it comes to chips.

Okay. Now we're talking.

There's some heat to these, you're saying. And the flavor is better.
Yeah.

This one tastes like a smokier nacho cheese with a little bit more burn.

For me, it's like the flamin' hot Doritos, but just rolled up.

Yeah, the flamin' hot. I mean, obviously, the flamin' is a little bit more prominent.
I think it was good.

These are the best one yet. Yeah, these are good.
Can't go wrong with and hot. This and pickle juice.

Try that. I gotta try this.
You've mentioned your pickle juice. Do you just do like a lot of chips with pickle juice? Like any hot chip.

But it's gotten so bad in the past few weeks that I took a pregnancy test. I'm not pregnant, thank God.
But that's how much I was throwing this chip at. Wow.
Do you eat the pickles?

Do you just drink the juice? Both.

What is your routine? Do you like

a little sip and then are you eating a pickle in that same outing? Or is that a different? That's a good question. I get the pickle.

I cut it up into bite-sized pieces then throw it in the bag of crushed this is important crushed flame and hot chip okay it works better with certain forms like it's better with an actual hot cheeto than a hot cheeto fry or a puff but try it with all and see what suits you shake it up so each of them are covered and then take a bite and then you can like sip a little pickle juice I'm sorry.

It's like, no, this is fantastic. This is reality.
Such a stoner snagged.

And my boyfriend will walk in and be like, is everything okay, babe? And my

has to slip back. And I don't know.
There's something about it. It's like a visceral experience.
It's like a pickleback. Have you ever heard of pickleback? Yeah, I don't drink, but I can appreciate

whiskey. And then you take a shot of pickle juice.
But this is just with little snacks. Yeah, which is better with no whiskey.
Yeah. I mean, look, I love pickles.
Pickles, also a locale snack wages.

Pickle stuff is good for you. That's good for your gut.
I like pickles. Pickles are good.

I will say, I don't know about the sodium content of throwing back the juice. Sure.
But who cares?

Probably not ideal. But I also think from what I've heard,

not a doctor, doctor, obviously, but like I unless you have unless you have existing health conditions that exacerbate it, like extra salt is not super unhealthy for the average person.

That's what I've heard. Thank you, Dr.
Weigs.

Very welcome, Dr. Dork.
This poor muffin is waiting for something.

Fucking Dr. Dork, you heard me? Jemmy is staring at me.

Jemmy, I don't think you'd like this snack. It's spicy.
I definitely would not. Yeah, we'll get you some more cheese later.
It has a good kick to it. What do you think?

I'm so sorry, I'll stop. I'm annoying myself.
Well, this is a separate episode, so people are like, what the fuck is she talking about?

We will appreciate the callback. Yeah.
All right. Let's.

Tency, you brought a couple more.

We got some orange fingers now, red fingers. Yes.
Yeah, yeah. I'll let you intro both of these.
No, please pronounce this. Oh, no.

Belpuri? How do you say it? Yeah, that's good. Okay.

So little

Indian snacks can be called chat. It's kind of like, that's kind of like, yeah, chat, C-H-A-A-T.
And that kind of is like an all-encompassing all kinds of snack foods.

This is something you have in the afternoon with your chai. We're big tea people because we're colonized by England.
Sure. So this is one of those snacks.

So Bell Puri, like in India, they call this mixture sometimes. They won't call it Bell Puri.
Mixture. They'll just say, oh, do you want some mixture? And you're like, what the fuck? Mixture of what?

You know? And what they're talking about is something like this. It's just like a bunch of different cuffed rice.

And I don't, I truly don't know how to explain it. I think you should just try it.
I love it. And the way you eat it is kind of like you throw it back, like you put a little in your in your hand.

This one came with chutney. I don't know about all that.

Oh, that's Emma. That is so sweet of you.

Thank you so much.

And here's an extra one. What a queen.
Thank you. Really considerate.
Thank you.

Thank you, Emma. Yeah.

So you just,

and like, look, I'll just take like a handful like this. And look, there's all sorts going on in here.
Oh, fun. And then just throw it back.

Can we try some with regular regular and then try it with the chutney?

I think that's fun. I've never done a good chutney.
I'm surprised to see this in there. It's got like a little packet.
Yeah. Let me see.

Is this another packet? Oh,

is that the chutney? Is that more chutney? Sure. Yeah.
That's more chutney. But then what is this?

We're going to find out.

I hope you don't have a lot of Indian listeners. I'm going to be like, she doesn't know what you're talking about.

You're fine.

So we have the, what was I going to say? The Belpuri. Yes.

The Belpuri, we have, so like, it's a, it's a, for our audio listeners, there are a couple of sub-packages that were in it, and one of them is a silver package that Tensu is opening up now, and then there's also a plastic one.

Uh, is there is that liquid in there? No, so these are this just looks like more of the same stuff, but it's like just one version. Oh, it's like more puffed rice.
Wow, okay.

What is what are these big guys,

girl? I could not tell you.

It's all just like

this is right.

I haven't tried, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, Send it this way.
No, you're fine.

Ready to eat savorits, proprietary food. There you go.
Savorites. I mean, it has a very savory taste to it.
It's interesting. How do we do with the chutney, though? We might need a bowl and all that.

I don't understand.

If it's no trouble. No, no, not at all.
I just don't understand. Even then, how do we eat it? Like with a spoon?

You know what's fun about this is all is the crunch. Because you get all these different textures.
It's kind of like the fun of Chex Mix.

You've got like a bunch of different form factors and textures that you're all getting in one bite. That's so perceptive.
So each bite is like distinct.

But and it's also like, I get that there will be more flavor when we add this chutney, but it's like for Indian food, which is usually heavy on the spice and heavy on the flavor.

I like that this is fairly inoffensive. It's not overwhelming your chai, your snack in the afternoon.
I usually have this dry as you're

my understanding. I don't know what this is about.
I didn't understand. I don't know.
Here's something crazy. I don't know if you guys will agree.
It almost has a gravy essence to it. Is that crazy?

Are you thinking like gravy granules? Like, is that?

There's just like a, there's like a great, like a

umami type of gravy flavor to it to me. Do you get what I'm talking about, Wags, or no? Yeah.
I get what you mean because it's so savory. It's like hitting that.
Oh, my God. Look at how many sauces.

Yeah, I know. I did not think there would be so many.
Okay, so we're going to do one chutney.

And then one, what is, what would this be? Individual content sold inside

not to be sold loose.

Dry bell, sweet chutney, spicy chutney, and Sev. SEV.
Oh, so they're different spices. They're different.
Yeah, I guess. Or I guess they're just different types.
This is a sweet chutney.

What I'm going to do is you want to pour some in here, and then we'll just spoon out a little bite. A lot of fun.

That should be good. Kind of like a cereal sort of situation.
Yeah.

Breakfast is ready.

Should we put some of this stuff on there, too? Sure.

I am seeing this has 5% peanut, and I do have a peanut in or a nut intolerance. So I'm going to probably, I might stay away from it.
Oh, my God. Wait, I never knew.
Have you said that before?

I've talked about it a little bit. It's a thing that has happened to me later in life.
It's a weird thing. Oh, no, nothing, nothing to apologize for.
I should have checked myself.

No, I thought you were. Five percent should be fine, right? That should be fine.
You and I can fight for puke space in the toilet.

Headgum should just install like a urinal, but it's like a bar. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, a little vomitorium.
Yeah, that'd be fine. We can use that.
I mean, this changes it so much. Yeah.

I mean, like, it's just a very much more flavor, huh? So much more flavor. It's good.

Um,

it's just very different. Mike, when you try the chutney itself, yeah.
I mean, I've had lots of chutneys in my life.

Oh,

it's so much more, it's almost fragrant now. Interesting.
Yeah. There's a spice in there that's making it almost floral.
I feel like we have to try this one. Yeah, let's do it.

Do you need to put it on top? No, it's fine. No, no, no.
Close enough. Thank you.
Drizzle it on there. I've been using my teeth a whole short time.
All right.

We want to say Peter North. Well,

I didn't say it. I mean, I wasn't going to necessarily say it, but.

Ooh, this one smells spicier. It's over here.
Yeah.

It's spicier. Wow.
By a lot? A good degree. I mean, it's definitely spicier, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yep. Oh, this is like.

Yeah.

Okay, it's pretty spicier. Yeah, well, now I want to try this.
I like this mixture because... Here, wikes.
Yeah. Yeah, put more of this.
I mean, okay. Since you're a heat seeker.

Yeah, I'll just kind of peter north this onto the top here. There, you got it.
What I like about snacks like these is I'm like undiagnosed, probably ADHD. And so I love

a variety of snacks in one or like different textures, different flavors, everything in just one.

It's like going to the Froyo shop, and I love going and just getting a bunch of different toppings, you know? He just Peter North onto his leg. His thigh has some.

I have a napkin. He's got some chutney on his thigh.

It wouldn't be the first time. Oh, God.

Fuck, what the hell are you doing?

You mean you're like coming in your pants?

Yeah, what do you think?

Fucking coming in my pants.

What do you? Oh, did you try it? I did try it. This is good.
I mean, honestly, is that the spiciest of anything we ate? I think maybe.

No.

Oh, for this segment, yes. Oh, yeah.
I'm going to segment. Yeah.
For the segment, yes, it's spicier than the chips for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good, I like that.

Good quality to it, yeah. But uh, to be fair, this is something I never eat.
I just wanted to show you guys an Indian snack.

It's wow, it's it's I've never seen something like this with like the sauce in the chip bag. It's very, it's like, what if we started adding sauces to our normal chips, like to this?

It would be a little something.

Okay, yeah, all right, we got one more to try. Yes, yeah, look at this.

How do you pronounce this? I'm sorry. No, thanks for asking.
Kerala is where I'm from in India, the southern state,

Hawaii of India. Muruka, Murukla.
Muruku. Muruka.
Yeah, you kind of let the last you disappear. Muruka.
Muraka. Yeah, my mom's going to hear this and be like, not even you, Tansu, got it right.

At least I tried.

This is a snack you're only probably going to find in southern India. I do want to say about Indian food in general, when you go to Indian restaurants, they almost always tend to be North Indian food.

That's why you have a lot of heavy curries that are cream-based,

a lot of that kind of stuff. But southern

Indian food is way more because it's more tropical, more coconut cream, more fish. Sure.
Okay. More Hawaii vibes.
And this is one of those snacks that I think is very much only eaten in Kerala.

Do you have a favorite Indian restaurant in Los Angeles? The one with the most authentic South Indian food is Mayura and Culver City. I've been to Mayura.
Mayora's good.

That is real South Indian food. And you probably noticed it was different than most, most of the food.
Oh, sure.

I just recently became a fan of India's India's restaurant, it's called, which is, which I like.

It's neat. I think it's on like a...
It's definitely named.

Yeah, it's, you know, it is, it's fantastic. And it's late night and it's on Fountain, I believe.
It's right near the Wendy's. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Oh,

oh, no, I've not been there. This is a crispy rice snack.
It is rice flour, palm oil, grain, grain, gram flour, shallots, chili powder, sesame seeds, cumin, and salt. This is another chai-time snack.

You're gonna have this. And these, for audio listeners, these are kind of like the shape of little cookies.

Um, they're little round guys, uh, they've kind of got a little sort of spiral thing going on,

uh, kind of like a snail shell. Um, from the book of saw, spiral.
Red from the

Book of Saw.

Emmy is really into these.

She's liking the looks of these cookies. You mean Jemmy? You said Emmy.
I was like, who's that?

You can flight Emma and Jemmy.

People combine our names all the time. Jemmy.

What did I say, Emmy? You said Emmy. Sorry.

Sorry, Jem.

Hit the button. Hit the button.

I hit my button earlier.

That feels good. I forgot how to do the Bane voice.

You're saying he gives me Bane juice.

Batman. How does he sound?

Is that how he gets? Okay, all right. Jemmy's into it.
You say she's into those ones?

She seems pretty fixated on it. I die.
I give her a little PC if she wants to. Do you want to take a bite? All right, let's see if she wants this.
Oh, it's hard to crack.

These are really hard. These are really hard.

I'm worried about my fake tooth.

I kind of do like the texture once you. Yeah.
Once you break into it. Another like sensory-friendly food.
I gravitate towards these sensory foods. Toss it on the floor, see if she'll eat it.

I gotta say, I like the taste of these. Yeah? Look at you.
You're a little mullu boy.

I'm a little mullu boy. Mullu boy.
I'm a little malu boy. It's true.

Jemmy,

I can't tell if she likes it or not. No, no, she likes it.
She would eat it if she didn't want it. She would like to

flick it. Yeah, she's going for it.
She's the new princess Jasmine, who I don't think was Indian, but that's okay. I can say that.

She was Middle Eastern. Oh, okay, okay.
I don't think she was Indian. That's enough for for me to give this a Jemmy's endorsement, gives us a solid snack.
I mean, I like this anyway.

I like how crunchy it is. I think it just has a great flavor to it.
Great virtue to it, too.

And a little bit of spice. This is the difference between something having spice and being spicy.
Yes. It has the spice, but it's not spicy.
Yes, right. No, no, it just has to spice.
You like that.

I love that. I'm going to start saying that.

Starting between having spice and being spicy.

Badmash, also a good element. Bodmash is a great one.
Yeah. North Indian, but great.
Here I am. It's a difference between

being

flaming a hot Cheeto and being house arrackis, whether you're spicy or have spice. Oh, God.

That was pretty good, actually.

Thanks. That looked pretty good.
That was quick.

Any more you want to say before we end this segment?

Just like the difference between being like, you know, like a

five-alarm chili

and being like a House of Treaties.

Let's get it. Because, you know, House of Treaties has

dominion over Rackus for a period.

Emmy.

Emmy. Jemmy would love to go to House of Treaties.

House of Treaties. She would love it.
She would love it. The House of Treat.
The House of Treaties. You'd like that, wouldn't you? This is good.

I just get to see how this is going into the Celtic section. Can I come up with one?

I'm not as quick. Let me think.
Let me think. Let me think.

If you go to Hooters, that's the house of Titties. TDs.

Thank you for your pity laugh. How exciting.
House of TDs is good. Thank you.
Thank you. House of TDs.

Yeah. Things get a little spicy there.

You rescue a cat from a house of

TDs. Got him.
Thank you.

Thank you. All right, we're going to think up of 20 more alts, but we'll be right back with Oops All segments.

Hey, buddy. Continuing on with Oops All segments, we're up in Toronto for Toronto with Taylor Davis and Carson Pinch.
Carson and Taylor, thanks so much for being here. Thank you.

Thank you for having us. Nanaimo bars.
Nanaimo bars are a product of Nanaimo in British Columbia. This was a thing that y'all suggested.
Do you have any fandom or nostalgia for Nanaimo bars?

Actually, I did not suggest. Okay, got it.
This is the thing that Carson suggested. I do not like Nanaimo

I don't like. Okay, well, you guys will see.

For me, when it's chocolate, it's about being rich. I find them too, like, or maybe it is the difference.
They're a little too sweet. A little too sweet.
And I don't, whatever the middle.

What is this stuff in the middle?

I've never, I've had them like two times in my life, and I'm always like, ugh. It's.
Oh, my God.

It's just nice. candy goodness.
But people love it. And I'm always like, yeah, not my thing.
But people have a huge

affection for it.

Can we see this on camera? Can we get a look at what these kind kind of are? Like, it's, it's, it's a, this is a no-bake dessert, as is my understanding. I don't know how common this is in the States.

I've certainly not encountered it, but I think in some, in some parts of like New England, maybe people will run across an ANAMO bar. You ever seen one? I've never seen one before.

No, I've never had an ANYMO bar. No, never mind.
You really got to get the side of it because

it's a layered thing.

I have a nostalgia for this because we, as a small child, this was one of the first dessert things that we had to try in the pinch residence um and it was brought up by good friend lisa gilroy wow in a

long ago dobo episode

well we love lisa lisa don't steer us wrong here i hope these don't suck wages your nut allergy you you as you got older you became allergic to nutting yeah i can't yeah i can't nut anymore and it just crossed over

it's not good yeah it's not good we don't want to send you an anaphylactic shop no yeah i'm gonna skip these because these these ones apparently uh contain nuts, but but it's uh, but I'm excited to hear the verdict on these.

So, I'll just read this on Wikipedia because I could not find a better source.

Um, it's named for the Canadian state of Naimon, British Columbia, consists of three letter layers: a wafer, a nut, and coconut crumb base, custard icing in the middle, and a layer of chocolate ganache on top.

Okay, so here we go. Let's see.
Sounds like they could be good, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you said, and

you guys have said that there's these are everywhere, you can get them at like any bakery or whatever,

Yes, but quality can range. Okay, okay.

Grocery store-based. I believe, I just texted Amelia, but I believe these came from the Metro grocery store down the street.
Okay, so these are probably pretty basic, I think.

This is going to be like a usual placement level Nanaimo bar, regular Namaimo bar.

I think if you were going out of your way to get Nanaimo bars for like a dinner party, you'd go to a bakery, like a bakery that specifically

bakes these. Okay.
Feel free, of course. Feel free to start things off and grab yourself one of these thumb thumb bitches.

While we're doing this, my understanding, Taylor, is that you are the Star Wars fan of the group. We were sitting beneath a painting of an add-at.
Do you have any particular

fandom among all the Star Wars media? Are you like, like, like, is there,

which movie is your favorite? Are you someone who's into the expanded universe? Okay, do you have three hours? We have all the time in the world.

You can't just throw those questions at me and be like, oh, yeah, so what's your, what's the, what's your heart made of?

What do you breathe?

Can you explain how that works? Okay, so quickly.

I grew up on Star Wars

one of the loves of my life. Yeah.
Return of the Jedi is my favorite of all Star Wars. Mitch is too.
Mine too. Return of the Jedi.

It's not the best film. Yeah.
But it is my favorite film. I'm an Empire man, but I love Return of the Jedi.
I watched that so many times.

It's so satisfying.

It's the. I'm a Last Jedi guy.
You're not a Last. You are such a liar.
He's saying that to make me angry.

I do like Last Jedi, but I'm not trying to trigger Mitch here. Okay, I will say, of the sequels, The Last Jedi is, I think, the best.
I think so, too.

I hate it,

but like, I

think we're going to get a lot of

these guys.

We

saw it a few times, and I just got angry. It's just, don't show me a submerged X-Wing and don't lift it out of the water.
It's subverting your expectations. Start with me.
It didn't subvert anything.

Carson, get the fuck out of here.

You and Wagger both.

I just, I just, it really upset me. I do think it's beautiful.
And I thought that. I was like, oh, this is the most interesting one of all.
Yeah, it's making some choices.

I, you like, like, look, the, and we're, we're holding up these Nanaimo bars right now. We're seeing the latest.
All right, say your thing about Last Jedi.

I don't, look, we were not, we were going to discuss Last Jedi. I want to hear more because I want to hear more from Taylor.
We've heard plenty from us. So, so, Richard of the Jedi is your favorite.

Take a bite as you get this question. Yeah, do you, do you, are you into any of the like the novels? You're into the video games? Do you ever role, do the Star Wars role-playing game or

the collectible card game or anything? Um, okay, there was a dice game that was out that not that long ago that has failed. Yeah, it was really fun.

Uh, it was like a deck building game, um, so that's cool. But I was into like, so even the prequels, I enjoyed the prequels.
Yeah, I like the prequels. Um, what's your favorite prequel?

Uh, Phantom Minutes. Wow, you know what? There's no wrong answer.
That was my answer, too well i was 14.

i was 14 when i saw it so like when i was 14 jar jar is not stupid to me i was kind of like oh this guy's hilarious i love him are you were you born in 82 85. 85 when i when i saw

when i saw um

the the the anniversary screening of phantom menace uh with a with a reasonably full house jar jar was crushing And I was like, oh, a lot of these are grown-up kids who grew up loving Jar Jar.

And like, I was, you know, like a cranky, I'm the oldest one here. I was like a cranky college student when I'm watching this.

And so I'm like, I liked Phantom Menace, but I was also kind of like, Jar Jar, come on, man. But watching it now, I was like, oh, this is All My Best gives a good performance.

And it's like, it's, this is meant to be the comic relief for the eight-year-olds that are watching this, you know? And I will say that.

This is the, if we follow, if we created like a formula of Star Wars films, of just the originals into prequels, episode one is the only one that follows the same formula of all the other ones. Right.

Where the third act is a lightsaber battle, a space battle, a land. Some three different sets of

closes. So great.
And nothing follows that again. Yeah.

And it was just like, I felt the pacing of it. It was all really cool.
Like, I recognized who Ian McDermott was. I was like, oh my God, that's Papa T.
Yeah. I was like, really excited.

Like, I don't know. I really enjoyed it.
As for Expanding Universe, I was into all the books.

At the

same time, basically, yeah.

And then it was after the Disney's acquisition. Yeah.
It was like a weird, like, I was like, oh, there might be some cool things I have not overtly enjoyed.

The way they tried to retcon like, like, you know, Grand Admiral Thrawn out of existence, but then also say, but, but he's also still real, but he just exists in a different context.

It's just like it's it's really nebulous and confusing.

Don't forget about Jubnuck,

who got eaten by the Rancor but survived.

I feel like we haven't seen enough about Jubnuck. Is it still canon that

Chewbacca gets crushed by a moon to death?

Because it's in the books, yeah. Chewbacca got crushed by a moon, and he yelled at it defiantly

as the moon crushes him. That was a tear.
I hated it. You hated that? I hate any character, main character dying.
They're like, oh, they're like,

which Disney did a great job with.

Look,

you got us talking about Star Wars, you nerd.

We have an assignment here. Yeah, how do you feel about this? Naimo bars.
How are they? I love it. Wow.
I love Nanaimo bars. Talk us through what you're tasting.

Very rich chocolate taste.

I'm not usually a huge coconut guy. It's a texture thing.
And then the Naimo bar, more so you get a coconut taste.

But

that coconut kind of chewy bite, you know what I'm saying?

It's good.

Nice cream to it. They're good.
That custard cream. That custard's good.
Custard cream? Yeah.

Taylor, you're a skeptic. What do you think of this iteration? Okay, well.

Well, we're not talking Star Wars. Okay, no.

The Naimo bars, I guess.

The Naimo bars, if I didn't, if you had told me three years ago the Naimo bars are from the Star Wars novels, I'd be like, okay. I would have known that they were a Canadian treat.

No, I think because it's been so long since I've had these, because I've always had it in my head that I hate them, I realize I just used to hate custard cream.

And now as my palate has matured, I don't mind custard cream as much. So I actually kind of enjoy this.
I want another one, Wags.

Don't worry, there's plenty.

It's the best I have in here. It's good.

I think you could eat them. I might be able to.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's coconut is the most.
Coconut's fine. I mean, like, I don't know.
Maybe you should.

You could just go for it. Well, coconuts are technically tree nuts.
So if tree nuts are bothering you, coconut might bother you, no? Coconut has been fine, though, for me.

So it's all fucking nebulous. I don't know what's going on.

You would get the idea of what it is with a small bite. Yeah, I might have some.
It's a may contain. It's not a does contain.

Mars just shook her head hard and no through the deny. Mars, you don't like the denyable bars.

I mean, it's like a wine tasting. Spit it out afterwards.
Oh, yeah, let's

have it. Yeah, not super into them.
When Emma proposed that she was looking for Nanaimo bars, I did find one to try it to possibly bring to the Doughboys. And yeah, it's just too sweet for me.

I can only have like a bite or two.

It's just too sweet. What is your.
So you have a palate that doesn't like as much sugar. Like, what's a good dessert for you? Um,

uh, oh, I don't know. Do you like like a matcha or something? Or? I, yeah, I like a matcha or like if we're going cakes, maybe like a, like a mango moose cake or something.
Oh, that's fun.

I could, I i love a mango moose cake that's mango moose tracks cake

okay so like like you're

we're talking star wars um

let's get back to it do you have a favorite character oh my god this is

i'm enjoying myself so much more now i've been having a terrible day and it's terrible

guys

your day was mostly just with us yeah you did

my favorite character darth vader yeah one of the greatest characters of all time yeah he's so cool i just every time he's on screen, like as a kid, I was super, super excited.

I mean, Luke Skywalker was my hero. Yeah.
I mean, like, that was like a huge thing for me. But, but, like, Darth Vader's, like, the coolest character.
I know it's Skywalker. Admiral Akbar.

Also, very cool, but not my favorite. Yeah.
He went out. He had a great death.

If you were going to pick background characters and coming up with like a top five background, like, B characters that I just have like one each other, it's Admiral Akbar is like in the future.

He's definitely. Look, here's the thing.
Oh, no, you like that movie, though.

His death is really good. He needed a better death.
Oh, I forgot. His death is really good.
Yeah. He needed a better better death.
He should have been the one because

they gave it to Holdo to do the suicide bombing. They should have given it to Akball.
The whole theater would have erupted. They would have loved it if they'd had it.

If it was Akbar, it was like, no, no, Holdo, it would be

good.

Trap this. Yeah.

Let me get this.

No, him, him dying in the background was good. It was a good choice.

You like Darth Vader? What about over the prequels? Is it Anakin, Anakin's transition into Darth Vader? Like, do you like Anakin's saga?

Or is there like a, like, a prequel character, like a Captain Panaka or something that stands out for you?

I love this. Okay, so, so episode one, loved.
Episode two, I did not like. You know, that's three years later.
I didn't like it initially, and I came back to it. I was like, you know what? Now I'm 17.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2002? Yeah.

Yeah, 17.

So I'm like, oh, this doesn't, this feels kind of dumb. This romance story is not that great.

And then episode three, now it's 2005, I'm 20.

And I was like really disappointed because i thought it was kind of snarky but like as i got older i appreciated them a lot more because it was the only movies i would go back and watch right i've never re-watched the sequels after watching them i've just been like meh what about rogue one rogue one i really enjoyed now there is two darth vader scenes in that movie i know you know i know what you're saying i really and i think that if they just cut the one i love it it would have been so much do you mean the one where he because he has the the one in mustafar is that the one you're talking about yeah and i made that scene it's a good scene he does make a pun which is not really his case his like voice yeah you know yeah it's a little too jokey it's weird and it was full james earl jones yeah not not like the it's not the ai the ai'd one so he does sound a bit older but man i was so excited just to see him talking yeah it was cool and like uh the like it was like i i i don't i would never get rid of it because i wanted a dialogue scene because i originally thought my prediction going into that movie i was like oh you're gonna only there's gonna be one scene he's probably gonna choke out credit yeah and i bet that would be it that'll be all we get i didn't know we were gonna get that juicy hallway yeah when he fucks up over in the hallway that's really cool

but it it is also funny to think of the chronology of like he does that, and then you watch

like

immediately chronologically next is episode four, and then that he's like, Yeah,

he barely moves.

He's tired. Yeah,

I do that stuff earlier. I don't need to do that stuff anymore.

Does he have two puns there? Is it do not choke? Like, do not choke on your aspirations, Commander.

Something like that. Do not choke on your aspirations.
That's okay.

But if we're talking, uh, prequels, my favorite character in the prequels, uh,

not Sebalba. Oh,

I love Sebalbo rules. Oh, you're talking about Pod Racer.
Yeah, I'm just thinking just the head. Ben Quadraneros.
Ben Quadraneros. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I used to do a fan fiction, like sexual erotic fan fiction. Like, as it was a show, and you would compete.
And I did Ben Quadraneros and Sebalba, and I cleaned up that show.

And it was called the Eve of Bunta Eve. And it was, they had been in a relationship the whole time.
And Ben Quadranos is so enraged at Sababa for risking them.

He's like, you put a thing in my ship and it exploded. He's like, I had to.
You know how dangerous that Anakin kid is. I couldn't risk you.
And it was like this really dramatic scene with them.

I love that.

Our mutual friend, of course, Griffin Newman, who introduced us,

performs as Watto in the George Lucas Talk Show.

Do you have any Watto affection?

I mean,

I don't care, Broadwire. But what about when he gets that hat? I do like him in the hat.
The hat is great. Episode two.

And a little bit of stubble. Yeah.

Yeah, the stubble is good. The stubble is good.
Oh, man, I'm just sad about Shme. Poor Shmee.
Yeah. She just never got to have a life.
No. Miserable.

Well, anyway, the Naimo Bars seems like there's a snack all around. Yeah, good discussion about Naimo Bar.

Oh, it's yeah, it's nostalgia. It's my favorite one I've ever had.
Oh, grab.

It's the first one I've had in a few years. Yeah, that's nice.
Thank you for the opportunity. I want to have a, I want to try one.
Take a bite of one. I would take a bite of one.
And just immediately.

Take a small bite.

I definitely don't taste any nuts if that helps. No.

I think it's in a facility that's prepared with nuts.

Oh, that is delightful. Right? Just don't swallow.
The nymphs are pretty good. Oh, I swallow.
Don't you swallow. Don't you swallow.
You spit it out. You spit it onto my chest.
No.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

I didn't mean my chest specifically. We do this.
This is what we do. This is what we do in Canada.

What?

Are you a fan of Dash Rendar?

Yeah, this is from the N64 game, right? Yeah, yeah. He's cool.
Now, here's the thing. I just replayed that recently.
There's a lot of, there's, I hear the Dash Rendar

fandom from the console gamers, and I get it. But as a PC gamer, I always think of Kyle Katarn.
And Kyle Katarn was from the

Republic. No, he was from the

earlier series. Yeah, which was

Dark Forces and then Dark Forces 2 Jedi Knight. Yeah, it was Jedi Academy.
Okay, and then there was Jedi Knight 2.

Jedi Academy came later. I had the Jedi Academy game.
Yeah. This is delightful.
And I taste mostly what I get. I get a lot of coconut there, which I love.

Yeah, this is great.

What a snack. Well, we hope you don't die.
I'll be fine.

Look, I think you'll be fine. I think we've gotten to the bottom of it.
Yeah. Star Wars that are good and Star Wars that are bad.

People get mad. I can't even talk about it anymore.
They're going to be mad at me for this discussion. I haven't even talked because I just don't, because I don't want to even bring it up anymore.

But isn't it nice when someone creates something and they have the power to create it and continue to create it instead of a corporation? You know what?

Isn't that the thing that we should all strive for? Shouldn't that be the thing? It's true. And also, Megalopolis, people make fun of it quite a bit.
Wages, I know that you're a fan.

I do like the, I like the Megalopolis did you like it. You like that Francis Rocopola made Megalopolis.
I like that he made Megalopolis. And I like that George Lucas made Star Wars.
And

it's kind of a bummer that he, it was his choice, but he handed over the reins to a corporation that kind of turned into his own. Was it his different choice? Then what was his choice?

Did he happily hand over the reins to that corporation? He paid four billion dollars.

But it was a sort of thing of like, George, we want this.

You know how many Middle Canadas he could build? He could build

play at a few.

He could just do little Star Wars. I would go to a little Star Wars.
A little Star Wars would be Star Wars.

Like Like a middle-death star. John Louis.
Talk to him. John Louis.

Oh my God. Talk to George Lucas.
That would be fantastic. Wow.
Wow.

Carson and Taylor, Taylor Davis, Carson Pinch. Thanks so much for being here.
Can I just say, please, huge shout out to my friend Brian Edwards, who's a massive fan of the show. Yeah.
Wow.

Brian Edwards. Hey, buddy.
Patreon.

Patreon person.

I don't know how it works. I don't know why.
We respect you. Yeah, we respect you more that you don't listen to podcasts and have no idea what's happening.

I don't know why people paid money to see this.

Maybe. Yeah,

definitely not.

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