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Here we go, Dana. Three, two, one.
Two. Fly on the wall.
Super fly. Fuck.
I had one of the words was right. Yeah.
Everyone knows. we don't even know so if you're confused by the two podcasts we are too yeah back to what you say about you can't trust anybody we don't even know what people don't even know what one they're watching with us right they don't even they're not even Did David Spade play Garth and Dana Garnier?

Was he in Tommy Boy? Right. They don't even...
They're not even sure. Did David Spade play Garth in Anna Garnier?

Was he in Tommy Boy?

They don't know anything about us.

Are they AI?

Yeah.

They must be digital copies because I looked up their age.

They look too good for it being real.

Oh, yeah.

So they must be digital copies. Are they sisters? We don't know what's going on with these two guys.
I haven't heard that one. I can't look at Twitter.
You cannot look at the comments. Do not look at the comments.
Actually, our comments are shockingly good, good bunch of people. This was a very good person, but it made my heart race.
I mean, because I don't expose myself to anything that's just weird. I was just casually looked down, really enjoy the podcast.
It's fun and everything. But don't say at the end, sure hope you enjoy it, because that was just creepy.
What? I know people are tough. Well, you know, you're, they don't, they, a lot of people think that we have a script that we're reading from during the entire podcast.
Shocking. With this garbage? Yeah, we didn't.
But I think I was being intentionally a little Garthy, like sure hope you enjoy it. Like the nerdiest thing you could say.
But the idea that that even bothered me for one second bothered me. I know.
Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, it's like good comment. You start to relax.
Your defenses are down. And then you fucking suck.
Were you ever funny? These two assholes. By the way, I don't want to say i'm getting old because i look fucking look at my cool i like the uh you're you're a uh college rower you're on the rowing team with that thing good douche a good dish what good douche yeah that's splashing for rowing yeah that'd be more like it i'll be in a i'll be in a george clooney movie the rowing dudes you'd be the guy with the little plastic thing going help help you know he's not wrong oh yeah i like that guy that's sandler and then the guys go fuck you and throw their well that that happened to stanford they threw their oars in the water.
Another story. I'm telling you, I'm not that strong because the other day it was embarrassing in front of some people because I was at a restaurant and did a to-go order.
And it's hard to say out loud in front of girls that you pulled something in your back because you picked up a Cobb salad wrong. That's not a, that's not a sexy move.
It's not. They go a Cobb salad.
What else was in it? Firewood. I'm like, no, I did have a couple of hard boiled eggs, maybe one more than normal, to be honest.
Yeah. And I wasn't ready for it.
I just wasn't ready for it. That's all.
I was a lot younger when I did this special squatting monkeys tell no lies available wherever you get your specials. But I had a bit on, I get hurt doing nothing, you know, use the clicker out my shoulder, you know, get up off the couch.
And I'm like, what happened? I got up off the couch. But it's, it gets better as you get a little older.
Don't worry, David. It's easier.
We have to address the fires because we, we talked to them last time when they just started. Yes.
And it's been a full week of chaos, sadness, and mayhem. We will delicately try to talk about the fires, even though there's nothing funny about them.
But we try to poke fun because it is a podcast and find some levity. Right.
But we can talk. We can be real about it.
We can be real. i will say i wish i invested in watch duty i just saw a thing flash up that trump nominated or appointed three ambassadors to hollywood because they're in a lot of trouble so i don't know what that means that's just what i read what happened i don't know he's assigning people we need ambassadors we need people in there they got a hell of a file we're gonna do the things we can i don't know what that meant i shouldn't even pay attention to things that pop up i feel like that's just a way to just placate someone say you're the ambassador to we're sending you know yugoslavia yeah so go over there and just keep shit in line so how how what angle would you like to start with first? First, the tragedy of it.
We're not insensitive about that. It's ridiculous and horrible.
Yeah. But there's a lot of ways to think about it as well now.
Well, the arson possible, the looting is bad. But there were people were people the trick really when was a scam was people dressed as firemen looting really shitty they should get an extra broken leg from when the guys break their legs when they catch them because i'm fine with that uh there was uh oh containment i don't know what containment means to be honest.
Uh, I think I do. It's 11% and now apparently it's 19%.
Uh, I don't know how that metric works, but if it goes up, it's better. But it feels like about right.
The problem with this, uh, a million mini fires breaking out all the time. Like to get the fire really stomped fires that big it's gonna take a long time or it'll take weeks or we get a just a shit ton of rain for a week would be very helpful at this point yeah i don't think we've gotten any rain this year and i'm sure that's not great oh no it was it was a perfect confluence of events that we had two incredibly rainy years, lots of underbrush, lots of growth.
And then now we have an ending rain for essentially a year or like eight bits. Everything is very, very, very dry.
And then we had probably the biggest Santa Ana. I don't think it's ever gone past 100.
strongest wins so those three things I kept seeing 100 over and over like all day the next day I'm like whoa it's usually just for like a couple hours it gets maybe that big because they would flip over big rigs driving out to Arizona and so I'd seen that before but I saw more of that and then really more just about just traveling the embers around for the speed pass. Yeah, it's the flying embers we got to look for.
Embers going sideways. It's like flying.
So you can see how fast it spreads because they're just flying, landing, and starting a fire. yeah uh there was one when i left to my orlando show there was one um sons no it was the one on la cienega and sons so there's one probably 300 yards me and yeah i was like wait this the palisades one wasn't that big yet and then it was this one was so close.
And then I realized in full disclosure, my fire insurance did lapse like everyone else Friday.

So this is three days prior.

So I'm like, oh, this is probably the worst time

to have my house burned down.

And then the next day I was in the warning track.

So someone hit me up and goes, watching, watch duty app. And you are in the yellow evac zone.
So are you getting out? I'm like, I'm not there. And that's not near the Palisade.
Mandatory then. There's another one.
So it goes to mandatory next. About the insurance part of the whole thing.
But there are people I was reading about this morning and that their house is burnt down. It is gone, but they still have to make their mortgage payments.
They still own a bank loan. I thought about this.
I was wondering what that would be. Twisted.
I mean, there's forbearance. You can get it forgiven for a period of months, but you're still on the hook for that.
And if you have home insurance, that's always better. But if you don't have that and then that, you got to pay the mortgage.
I mean, it's hard to do the math on that. It's just horrible.
I do hope, and I sound like I'm getting mad, but I think everyone's got a part of them that's mad. They said they're going to send everyone $770.
I never hear the word billions when it's in America. I don't hear North Carolina, I hear $750, Hawaii.
But we're in America, does that ring a bell? I mean, I feel like I'm ragging on Biden, but Ukraine, I think, just got another $3 billion. I'm like, I don't hear billion, I don't even hear thousand.
I hear low money, maybe more to come later, but why? What's wrong with the good old, we're at least as good as Ukraine, at least the USA. Yeah.
This love affair with Ukraine. I don't know.
And I will tell you, I don't really know, understand the Ukraine situation. I will say that freely.
It's very complicated, but God, get a room. I mean, it's every time you turn around, now it's for this, now it's for that.
It's really, he's making money moves on the way out and it doesn't seem like it's all helping us. That's all.
Yeah. You have a budget, just say a state budget.
It's a vast state. You need lots of things to be funded and, uh, fire, firefighting is one of them, fire prevention.
So now because of this incredible tragedy, you would think they would allocate more resources to that. In other words, if you want us all to be in electric cars and we're going to try to lower the temperature by one degree in the next hundred years is fine.
But in the meantime, we have to mitigate. If you believe climate change is the cause, we have to mitigate the disasters that are coming, i.e.
prepare more.

And I think that everyone's going to agree on that as far as forest management, parking towers in Northern California that are a hundred years old and just more resources for more anticipatory resources for this, but it's a lot of money. So.
Sure. And then if it goes wrong, it's more money, But yeah, I'd heard someone say the CO2 put us back 20 years.

Just as- So. Sure.
And then if it goes wrong, it's more money. But yeah, I'd heard someone say the CO2 put us back 20 years.
Just this one monster fire is all the shit that went here. That's the irony of it.
If you don't mitigate the fires, they release the CO2 of millions of cars. And so then you're defeating the whole premise of trying to lower CO2.
But I'll tell you who's taking a beating is Gavinavin newson well he's a governor and yeah god damn they're taking some so many fucking lefts he's begging for rights i mean uh i heard a funny thing with and all this craziness that it goes someone on instagram goes so every time i get a ticket uh for parking next to a fire hydrant it's an empty one why would they give me a ticket for that there's no worries there oh the old fire hydrant a fire hydrant with without water is just uh kind of a funny looking yellow uh metal structure there's no you you could sit on it. It's not as valuable.
Dog loves it for its own relief purposes. That's it.
Right. Yeah.
And all these things we're going to find out in the next few weeks or months. Some things were rumors.
Some things were true. It is because of this.
But there's also a spin. You don't want.
I love that Gavin Newsom even has the balls to mention the Olympics. he's like getting plugs in there.
He's like, and the Olympics are coming. Everyone's excited.
I'm like, no one cares right now about the Olympics. Yeah.
Oh, what's this one? Let me see. Here, play this.
All of that and all that opportunity and that pride and spirit that comes from not just hosting those three iconic games and venues, but also the opportunity, I think, to rebuild at the same time. And that's why we're already organizing a Marshall Plan.
We already have a team of looking and reimagining LA 2.0, and we're making sure everyone's included, not just the folks on the coast, people here that were ravaged by this disaster. You just said you're organizing a Marshall Plan for the rebuilding of California.
What is that Marshall Plan? Tell us about this Marshall Plan.

We're just starting to lay out.

I mean, we're still fighting these fires.

So we're already talking.

He's giggling?

What's happening?

We're already talking to business leaders.

I've never seen a politician talk to his hands that much.

We're starting to organize how we can put together a collection of individuals on philanthropy.

That's how my act is.

How we can organize the region.

How we can make sure that we are seeking federal assistance uh for the olympics more broadly but also federal assistance for the recovery efforts uh and how we can galvanize the signing for the death folks that love to really develop a mindset we can turn the sound off we know what he's doing we're dealing with the scope of this tragedy and responding to it at scale. This is scope.
This is tragedy. Like the executive order I talked about.
Rock paper scissors. I can't hear what you're saying.
I'm too fucking, I think he just gets staring at his hands. And moving forward to rebuilding.
Fucking shit. Give his hands a rest.
That sounded like AI at the beginning because he's like, well, we get a chance we're just reimagine la what the fuck i think he gets a dopamine hit when he hears himself speak which is good for a politician uh it's just i think what's going on is people are excited about the track and field coming up there's going to be new things happening we're going to put apartments i'm like what are we talking about everyone should just be crying right now yeah it's it's going to take a long time i know uh malibu i talked someone lives in malibu and you just the pch is closed they all have to go up canine go around to hollywood or whenever you want to and the devastation it's like 250 homes in a row that's maybe not talked about as much but malibu is not going to be the same for a long time and they don't think the palisades it's going to take years and just to get those homes removed all the debris and gas lines and i mean it's so depressing but it's going to take a lot of money yeah they were saying that you know we don't probably have a picture but one or two places has one house sticking up and then every house burning around it so if you're that house someone told me yesterday that you know there's you can't go back first of all it's like a ghost it's so weird yeah you also have all the utilities don't work so you go there and then you've got all the embers and the smoldering and just the air aside from gas leak, whatever's out there. So that's why they can't move in right away.
It's just soaking into their house. I think anyone in those tragedies, losing their house and obviously people lost their life and going back into the Palisades just with a police escort, they have to have just trauma, PTSD.
because sure the u-turn of that because the palisades was kind of the prettiest suburb

in southern california i'd say it's beautiful um beautiful now it's for people it's between hollywood and the beach so a lot of beautiful area because you go you cross the 405 so now you're heading to the way way down on some on sunset yeah yeah adam's in the palisades conan's in the palisades uh beautiful there's a big grove like village of beautiful shops right they built in the last couple years i think that's still standing and then a couple of those burned out it's just then you get to the beach yeah yeah you can look at the beach. You get a house there in the Palisades overlooking the ocean.
But there's a lot of trees around you. And it was just a very clean, beautiful place.
Why a lot of very wealthy people moved there. Why not? My old one in Malibu burned to a crisp.
And the thing is, when I got it, it was because a woman lived there, and the last wave of fires years ago burned it down. She built it back up.
I got it. Did you buy it with someone or by yourself? I can't remember.
I bought it with someone, but everybody used it. That's the confusion.
I remember being there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was nice. Yeah.
Yeah. It's a nice house, burned to crisp.
And then I know the realtor who handles it right now, and he's like, no, he showed me a video of it. It's toast.
So who cares for me, but the people that bought it. And then also, I lived on La Costa Beach.
I think every house but four is gone.

So that was probably at least 20.

Yeah.

Carbon Beach.

That's where Farrah Fawcett lived.

That's where all these people live.

Charlize lived there for a while.

So boo-hoo, but it's still, listen, there's the other fire, which we don't, we haven't

talked about the Eaton Fire, which is up by Pasadena, which is really inland and really rough. Massive.
I think just as big or about the same, yeah. Maybe more houses.
I don't know. But yeah, massive amounts of destruction.
And before we move on, we don't want to bum everyone out, but I did offer a reward for people. Because you want to do something and I'm, you want to do something.
Well, I did see that pop up.

Yeah.

What was your thing?

Okay. Oh, there it is.
So for anyone who catches arsonist during the LA fire, so, and they have to be, I kind of just said it one day, but they have to be, you know, arrested. So I, but it was an overwhelming response of people just give me clues and bits and just filming fires and so it was hard to go through because i have on tiktok or instagram you know that's the way to get me in we have it down to about one looks pretty good i'm gonna take care of three other ones are looking pretty good we're sifting through all the well do you have a private detective i mean it is it is sort of like you you either catch them in the act or you have cameras there's cameras all over everywhere yeah are you looking for that kind of it's it's tricky i think we go by a police report i think there's no way because there's so many people going i mean i pulled into because bus boys is starting we had to push it obviously we shoot it in la and so i was going to this wig store and they have a security guard blocking the parking lot for some reason and uh i roll my i'm like roll my window down you know they don't want you to park anywhere in la so i go hey i'm just getting some goofy wig for this stupid thing and he goes uh give me that five thousand bucks i go oh yeah okay i give it you right now i pay you up front he goes i'll keep my eyes peeled oh he wants it ahead of time okay but we're gonna cut it off tomorrow because when this airs because we already have hundreds and they're starting to have a hand on the fire now if something crazy comes up i'll readdress it but we can't even keep up with it right now so uh we're going by police reports because that's really feels like the only

way someone will say hey go light that i'll film you and that's what's happening and you know and

then we'll just say oh i caught him and then but la never get the money oh i see yeah and they spend one night in county jail and then old jeds yeah you got right that's why you don't say 10 or 20 because then people go, oh, it's worth going to jail for the night. So anyway, it's very complicated, but we're sifting through it.
It was meant to be more help. Yeah.
Everything is complicated in today's digital copy. I heard rumor read.
Yeah. So.
All right. Do you want to move on to politics? Yeah.
God bless everyone. Yeah, whatever you copy.
I heard rumor read. Yeah.

So, all right.

What do you want to move on to politics?

Yeah.

God bless everyone. Yeah, whatever you want.

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Yes. A throne of politicians who don't like each other.
The first thing I saw, and it was kind of, I liked it. I liked that Obama and Trump seemed to be friendly.
It really made me laugh. That was at Jimmy Carter's funeral.

Yes.

And there's been a lot of talk of what they talked about, but they they're still talking.

Hot ticket.

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Why is Michelle not coming to the inauguration?

I know she skipped the funeral, but why not? What's the problem? She should come and people are talking about it. Doesn't want to come.
That's all. I wouldn't take it personal.
Just you don't want to come. I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there. We're going to party the night away.
Okay. I love you, man.
I love you very much. I can't believe how much I love you.
But they're friends.

Yeah, they talked at the funeral.

They talked to each other.

Jill Biden hates Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi always sounds like she just got out of an ice bath.

Sorry.

I see that in my act, that she always looks like she just sat on something cold and wet yeah she did good never looks like she's having a great time oh yeah jill's gonna be there you did good just high fives all around for because he gave his speech the other night wrapping up the year biden yes he did and talked about how we did the greatest things that ever happened in the history of the country. The funny thing was, and we don't know right now, that Gaza, and I don't know what it's going to hold, but Israel and Hamas sparked a deal.
And then Trump had said a couple months ago, there better be a deal. I want the hostages out or there's going to be hell to pay.
All hell is going to break out. So either it's a coincidence that they're going to, maybe it's touchy, but maybe close the deal Sunday night, right before Trump becomes the president Monday at noon.
But Biden, they said, do you think President Trump had anything to do with the peace deal? And he just turned around. You know how he

walks away? And then he turned back and

he goes, is that a joke?

And then he walked out.

Is that a joke? I like when he slowly turns

around. He does.

He walks away. I can't even see it.
He walks

away. Hey, is that anyway?

And he stops and the staff

is,

it turns back.

Slow turn.

Is that a joke?

So,

cause he has to hit the cue card.

That's why.

And Hunter's holding the cue cards.

Hunter's like this.

Come on.

I'm being serious here.

So they don't like each other. Noania hates the Obamas because she said, when we came last time to the White House, this is my Melania impression.
Yeah, go ahead. We came to the White House in 2016.
We didn't know what to do. They didn't leave us any instructions, where to put clothes, anything like this.
This time we know everything. So, so at least Joe and Jill are being very cordial to, uh, to Trump this time, even though he's a, he's a fascist, mega Republican, threat to democracy and dictator.
And then he gets to the white house. Okay.
Here's where you get your breakfast. Remember last time there's a cheesecake factory about a block that way.
Jill and I made your bed extra special.

We got you some new pillowcases. So anything could happen in politics.

What about, it looked like Kamala didn't get along with who? Maybe Jill?

Kamala, she's just a little upset.

Kamala, sorry.

Kamala don't like Joe and Jill right now.

Cause she's a little, because Joe's been going, I would have won.

Oh, it's a little, because Joe's been going, I would have won. I would have beat Troubill.
I beat him before. I would have beat him again.
And so it's sort of a little negative for Kamala, who only had 100 days and went all out, and she loses, and then she's got this guy going, this is a good one. I would have won.
And you can't't disprove him so he's always going to have that right he'll just shake hands forever at any event I would have won you know insult to injury I would have won I know how to win I know how to win I win every time so that's dinging her and Doug Mloff apparently wants to beat up Joe Biden and she she talked about it. There's a luncheon, an inaugural luncheon, but no one's going to that.
And Trump was upset about that. We're bringing in Mickey D's.
Mickey D's. We're bringing them like I can't believe you're going to get Mickey D's.
Fresh Mickey D's. But they're not coming.
Maybe Obama will come. Big Mac meal deal.
Yeah. I'll see you there.
I like that. I like, by the way, but those things are like going to your girlfriend's wedding, like your ex-girlfriend, like, Oh yeah.
Did they all want to sit and get rubbed in their face? Like you're out. I'm the great guy.
I get it. I would, I just tap out.
The only other funny thing that you might notice it. I just find it interesting.
Mark Zuckerberg now has little little curl it's like he had the robot hair the ai he's like justin timberlake he had a little weird now he's got now he's like 44 and he wants to be kind of 22 for a while so he's got the t-shirt to chain a little curly hair and then he's he loves trump and elon and he's going to throw a party. He's giving donations.
I mean, and now he's he loves trump and elon and he's gonna throw a party he's giving donations i mean and now he's not having uh fact checkers just just someone changing interesting yeah i saw on that interview on facebook joe rogan where he said you know at the beginning i do kind of feel for him at this it was up to him they say you're the boss so is this true or false right or wrong and he's like i really don't want that job that's that's a big job but then he said okay we're gonna start he said at the beginning of covet i said you know okay this is good for the kind you know so he sort of got himself into a pickle as my mom would say. So whatever.
I think it gets into the big mystery is, in your opinion, why is TikTok shutting down? Does it help these guys? Or is there something coming up in my head where they don't want boots on the ground filming everything because TikTok is good for really getting in there and finding out? I know. Well, the rumor is is i don't know if it's in the newspapers i love referring to that that elon musk could buy tiktok for 50 billion he's now worth 500 billion at least as the last i checked so then elon musk would have x and tiktok talk tiktok and a rocket ship and it's gonna get some pussy the coolest rocket ships yeah the coolest electric cars he's boring under las vegas with tunnels the guy's busy you know but yeah about how many tunnels are there like i keep reading about tunnels and there's tunnels in the palisades there's tunnels in puff daddyuff Daddy.
I go, I don't have a tunnel pass. I know nothing about tunnels.
And I really feel like I'm on the outs. Well, you got to watch the greatest.
You can drive a thousand miles an hour across country in a tunnel. That cannot be true.
Well, that's the notion of it. If it has no friction and it's just a complete vacuum tube that you can go a thousand miles an hour.
The thing about working on tunnels, you bore into a location and then all the work is underground, but you should watch the movie. Great escape with Steve McQueen in 1964.
If you want to know about tunnels, because these was guys digging out of a Nazi concentration camp. Listen, based on a true story.
See that movie. If you haven't seen it, didn't they spin that off into Hogan's heroes? The funny version of that? Can you believe in our childhood they had a sitcom based on allies in a Nazi concentration camp and it was hilarious.
It's the funniest thing. As a kid I was like this Richard Dawson and everyone.
And MASH was about the Korean war. Like Jesus, it's all jokey.
I know. MASH was more serious at times but god i'm hogan's here well they had colonel clink was the german running it hilarious nazi hogan is he a nazi well he was german soldier i don't know if that was a different you know again what are you up to hogan he had a monocle.
Then you had Colonel Schultz. Schultz.
Schultz would say, I know nothing. I know nothing.
I see nothing. God, that guy was a star.
He was trying to escape the whole time. That guy was awesome.
Hogan, you better not try to escape. No, come on, man.
It's all good. You're not trying to escape, are you, Hogan? Of course not.
I think Bob Crane sadly passed away. I think in Scottsdale, where I'm from.
Yes, and he had some very interesting personal habits. Look it up.
Friends. Yeah, oh yeah.
Was there a movie about that with Kinnear canier kind of sounds like canier made a movie about that but i i couldn't yeah i think i think bob crane maybe dabbled in porn or something i like just throwing it out there i don't know just i don't know you know but basically let's go to some headlines let's go to some more to say? Wrap it up. No, not at all.
That's the political situation. Enjoy the inauguration.
It rhymed. Oh, your boy here, Trump said it might be, he might consider circumventing TikTok.
It'll be a day late, a dollar short. So what, is he saying he'll leave it open or what's- He might say, because the part people aren't talking about, like's goofy it's for kids blah blah but people definitely make money on it there's definitely people that are like that's their gig job oh and it's huge and it's huge and i mean it's huge it's not about dancing anymore it's about this and that and people reporting things so it is it is i think it's important i have it i think it's well interesting and fun and it's another toy isn't the idea that then china can harvest your personal information and use it harvest nefarious well they already have it i mean i think they have it from there they have it from everything else also they have a new one god damn where's heather i know the new name but everyone's joining it and when you join it all the all the things you have to click on and accept are in Mandarin.
So you don't even know what you're – everyone's just joining it going. And it's a new Chinese app, but it's not TikTok.
And it's purely – it's Chinese as TikTok. So like, let's just get on that one.
And it's called Tiki Tiki Tok Tok? It's called Totally China. It's called.
I mean, it's really like, I don't know. I don't know.
It's such an easy one. Everyone knows.
Can't we get Facebook, get our stuff over in there? Can't we get Netflix all over China? Can we get our, is Twitter is X in China? I don't even know that. I always wonder, like, can we start a business? Could we start a podcast in China? Can we start a store? But they can do stuff here.
I don't know how it works. What are we not? Can they buy land here? We can't buy land there.
It should be the rules same back and forth. Either we all can't or we all can't.
I don't like this. That's what gets me a little nervous.
Yeah. They seem like great guys.
I mean, I don't know. It's when they have an encampment of a thousand young soldiers right outside the pentagon just oh we bought the land how you doing no no we're just chilling it's just a fraternity well okay next story next story keep them going while i sip my drink oh asu i'm from asu i went to as.
It's not that long. What is the story? Under investigation for using AI? The PSU sorority is under investigation after all of its members received 4.0 GPA.
No chance. No chance.
One sister recorded all of their lectures using TurboLearn AI, which generated notes, flashcards, quizzes, allowing the sorority to streamline to seem smart studying into just hours no stop it it's funny i thought they were saying they look so pretty yeah of course ai is taking over schools everything everything i mean i mean a year ago they told us that we could have ai impersonate

our voices and read ads um and that was a year ago now the digital copies the ai like did we do it or we do we do it uh we still do it right let's check it out and see if you can tell if it's the real thing. Here's the AI.
Hey, Dana.

Do you use Huel?

Here's Dana AI.

We're going to do a lot of things.

We're going to do.

That's AI doing you doing Trump.

Me doing Trump doing this.

We're going to do all took um here's here's here's my ai dana my hair is looks good today or bad i picked up a cop salad i know somebody who uses ai for their job and um does such a good job ai writes all this stuff does all the reports does all this stuff that the his people his bosses say to him this stuff is great it's too good too bad ai can't do this yeah you know what you can't write this stuff i guess you you could. Well, okay.
Just one last thought, future tripping. Yeah.
Within, within a couple of years, you'll be able to just talk to the computer and make a movie. You'll prompt it.
You'll say Joe dirt three, and you'll give it the right prompts. And within an instant, you'll have ae dirt three 4k digital film looking exactly like humans that's coming soon can they do busboys don't fall asleep on that information no because i'm starting busboys tomorrow and i'm like oh my god it's so hard already i'm like i forgot how hard movies are uh movies are incredibly hard it's exciting the beginning and then and then

the day when they come out when you can walk away and then it can be who's gonna edit the thing it can be really torturous if you have a bad first screening and then you got to get in there and fix it but i think it's gonna be a great movie just because i don't know for the world of screenings i mean theo's obviously hysterical and we laugh so hard we're writing stuff and we think we're so funny oh it's so

embarrassing but you know it's out there we got some fun people and it'll be all right i mean

all that stuff with digital cameras which you didn't even have for tommy boy is just to keep

it loose you know get the get the material but don't don't over cover you guys don't move quickly

See you next time. for Tommy boy is just to keep it loose, you know, get the, get the material, but don't, don't over cover you guys.
Don't move quickly, shoot the rehearsal, let you improvise, you know, stuff like that. Two shots loose that are just, yeah, don't torture yourself with three different shots, three different closeups, which one's the money shot, you know, I mean, get it, but don't torture the actors and wear them out and make them unfunny that's the hard part that's the part we like to do torture uh yeah sometimes you're on movies you're like it's hard it doesn't have to be this hard like they're overdoing everything and you see the movie and you go they didn't use 90 well low budget like sometimes money is the enemy of comedy that's what i say so the fact if it's a modest budget and you don't have that many days, it does kind of make it just move quicker.

And a lot of times you get funnier stuff that way.

It's true.

Keeps the energy up too.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, quickly before we change stories, Heather,

what's that new TikTok called on from China?

Red bot?

Box B-O-X.

Red box?

That's it?

Red note.

Sorry, red note.

Red note.

Whoa.

I was like, that didn't sound like it.

Thank you. red box red box that's it red note sorry red note whoa i was like that didn't sound like it red note because comedy communist china red is their color is red i don't know that's a good well their flag is red really good question that's a really yeah so their flag is red called red note oh heather already has it next to her i's not on it but she pulled it down next yeah we just talked about it that's crazy uh you would like what i said about it okay so next story then This is a message from a sponsor, Intuit TurboTax.
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okay oh this is so this is the first funny thing i saw about the fire this is

obviously in jest because we're trying to find humor okay here we go

coming back home to everything you didn't bring when you evacuated the fire yeah

Thank you. because we're trying to find humor.
Okay. Here we go.
Coming back home to everything you didn't bring when you evacuated the fire. Yeah.
He didn't bring anything. Play it again.
It's funny. So it's a guy coming into his apartment and all the stuff he didn't bring when he evacuated, he's saying hello to everything.
Yeah, he's saying hi to his closet closet all the clothes he didn't bring he's embarrassed he's saying hi to the family photos he didn't give a how you doing that's funny right that's quick boom boom boom boom that's the way we like them okay next one Let's see. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. How are we doing, Dana? We're doing good here.

Here we go.

Oh, this is just an old rehearsal I never saw no no no okay here we I see Sandler I see you and you guys are rehearsing I have a shame that's my fucking Beavis and Butthead necklace that Mike Judge gave me oh my god yeah this is a way i swear to god i gave that we went to the kate moss birthday party we got invited somehow back then she wanted that necklace for her birthday and i gave it to her i didn't even know her she goes oh my god that's so key give me that can i have that and i go uh she goes of course it's my birthday and i go well you can't turn this i don think they make these. I got it from Mike.
She's like, okay, so just give it to me. Smoke in my face.
I was like, of course I give it to her. But look at that.
I was kind of ripped. I was going to Prescriptive Fitness.
You were fit, man. You and Sandler look awesome.
Look at me. I'm already staring at cue cards.
This is rehearsal, of course. There's Helen Hunt on the right.
Oh, Helen Hunt yeah yeah great no no no no no there's more i'm gonna pound your face in oh bye okay oh my god i'm gonna destroy you yeah bye bye i'm gonna kick you in the crap wow isn't that funny no one had that sandler like that fucking. Sandler got a laugh out of that, which wasn't like a huge laugh, but he got a big laugh out of it.
And Farley, when he walked in, does all this shit. Is there more? Oh, let me see this.
Oh, there's Farley. They're still laughing at me, but I get paid.
How do you have a laugh, though? I mean, you guys play a laugh. Well, you know what this is from it must have been when cindy crawford for mtv house of style oh they're doing some special on snl they took us to dinner i've seen that video it's funny and then uh i guess they were filming some b-roll rehearsal wow uh fun you just see chris you were probably just off camera somewhere were you in or not um no i mean i guest hosted when you guys were on it took over the show but i don't think we did when kellen hunt were you gone um yeah i think so what that? What year was that? I left in 93.

Was that like 94 or something? God, yeah. Probably right on them because I, I probably would be scared to put you in it because it was only like one or two lines.
Hey man, I just did SNL. I, I had 18 words on the final show.
That's right. When you were in Marcella's went in i went in doing that like funny crazy sketch uh that marcello does of this uh yeah show tell them go the spanish talk show or something i came out as some sort of freak and then just went away i don't think the audience you looked hilarious people were like no it was a great look like what i know that that was the Night of a was the night of a thousand stars.
They had a million guests that week. We had like nine movie stars basically in the cold open.
Yeah. Yeah.
Love it. I thought it was funny as shit when you did it.
Okay. Next one.
That's fun. We're grinding.
Okay. I grind.
Oh, they're pulling something out of a supermarket. Let's see what it is.
Oh, this is Barstool. This isn't about chicken fry? Oh, yeah.
Don't look, Heather. What do you think it is, Heather? Usually it'd be like a rat.
They're looking at a grocery store. I would guess a rat.
A rodent. Oh, something.
That's a long tail for a cat. Whoa.
A giant. What is it? Oh, a coyote? A coyote got into it.
Whoa. In Chicago? Wow.
Why is there a horn at the end? Wow, like a celebratory. So what we just saw for you drivers.
Oh, Wile E. Coyote.
They're looking at this produce section, a big grocery store, prodding with something, thinking what's in there. I guess a rat or a rodent, but a coyote.
Like in the cheese, they're digging in there, yeah. A pretty average-sized coyote, not a baby, came out of the produce.
So somehow it got in there at night and burrowed up in all that food,

eating the cheese and stuff.

He came out and they,

they put it,

they asked him right after and he goes,

I'm so fucking lost.

Well,

they cut the desert.

They cut the part that he comes out again and he just goes and sprints

away.

Oh yeah.

Me,

me.

Oh,

that would be the better.

I didn't have the sound effects.

Heather said the horn was in there because of that i didn't put that together so that was sort of like wile coyote it wasn't oh oh someone wrote wile coyote yeah oh okay well yours yours is better and uh mine was i've seen like yours sounded Yours sounded like it. It was higher.
Meep, meep. Mine was like, boop, boop.
No. Meep, meep.
You know, when I go back to Arizona, I see a roadrunner almost every time. If I golf, for sure, they run around on a golf course.
It's fun to see roadrunners if you don't see them. They're cool as shit, actually.
We have coyotes up here in the valley sometimes. They'll just how they'll just howl howl and then you can hear them kind of really going really high pitch and they're doing a coordinated attack on like a chicken or a goat and fucking javelina it sounds like that they go go like this.
They go, oh. Oh.
They clear the throat. Oh.
I can do better. That's what they say.
Okay, next one. This is how much I love you.
I love you. I fear that this, I don't know what this is.
Go i love you i love you i fear that this i don't know what this is go ahead i have a confession to make while i'm literally not sober so uh this man literally started farming carrots so he could have the carrots get put up my ass bro he farmed carrots so that i I could stick them up my ass. He said, here are your carrots.
You're going to put them up your ass. Listen.
And I was like. This is like a Hallmark movie.
This is like. That's like the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me.
Okay, she's acting at that point.

Fuck flowers.

Get a man that grows carrots.

But even if you're acting like you want everyone to believe you

and then you see.

She's pretty good because she said she was drunk.

But.

What about pesticides?

That was one of the comments.

It can't be good for you.

If it's outrageous, it's contagious. Oh, yeah, they're organic.'m gonna do a shut up shut up you guys all right let's go out there i'm gonna do what's the weirdest thing i can say drunk girl that carrots and a guy giving to me all right we're gonna trend so hard ever since hawk to me i can't trust a carrot up your ass video it's sad really well really.
Well, I'm just seeing on my phone. She already has a deal on OnlyFans.
Warner Brothers. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. She has one million followers.
Oh, this is kind of amusing. I saw this woman scammed out of 800 grand after believing she was dating Brad Pitt.
That cannot be the real woman, I hope. But look at how cute Brad Pitt is.
I might fall for this. So what is the story? Oh, somebody DM'd her, said he was- Oh, and then they did AI-generated Brad Pitt and images.
So she thought she was- That doesn't look like great AI. We're showing photos of like fourth grade Photoshop, like Brad Pitt's head on a, they're always in

the hospital. I know.
Why is he in the hospital? Oh, he probably says he can't FaceTime with it or visitor. He's in the hospital.
Okay. He said accounts were frozen due to divorce and he needed money for, okay.
Now that's, he needs a low IQ individual to think that Brad Pitt could be broke. Well, listen, I have had this situation.

She realized it was fake.

Oh, when she, oh, they couldn't stop her from finding out the new girlfriend. Oh, this girl must have been floored that Brad dumped her for this girl.
A French woman, Anne, was scammed out of 800. You know, I've had people say, there's something like david spade but spelled differently or david spade 8641 or the real david's anyway so people say hey am i texting with you am i talking to you i see these random dms i don't look at except once a month and i'm like what is going on she's like i sent you 600 and i sent you another 500 um but am i still picking up from the airport? I'm like, sometimes I just go, no, I just write back.
There's no, but I don't want to answer anyway. It just starts a new crazy thing.
So people are doing this. I'm like, so one time I did an Instagram, I go, guys, if I, if I need money, I'm going to family first.
I'm not going to you guys. So just don't send me money, no matter what I text you.
If you want to just commit fraud online every day and you have no morals, I mean, you could do a lot of damage. Especially seniors.
They go after older people. You tell them your puppy's lost or whatever, and they manipulate money out of them.
You're going to save your nephew. He needs help.
he needs help he's in jail you know yeah there's a million of those and and you honestly i don't know i wouldn't know half of them i'd probably get scammed some are really good that one was not that good well i just scam back if they cold call me and ask for money i just do the grumpy old man from i don't know nothing about no money they hear that

they just hang up there you go this guy's too much of a headache i did it to you once yeah what's up but i don't know nothing about no money i thought i sent you money okay next one let's see let's see how about oh this is old because golden globes but i i was shocked at this i have i've gotten a few gift bags yeah and the last one i got was from the amy's or something they're like this one might be worth sixty thousand dollars they said the golden globes gift bag was worth one million i'm being suspicious i am suspicious that kind of money? Most of it you wouldn't use. It's like, you can go to Aruba on these non-blackout days.
But a $40,000 facelift and a Golden Globes gift bag? I mean, come on. Yeah.
I mean, it's good business. You're definitely getting a pretty famous person to come to your job and use your products.
Well, I know. A 40K facelift.
I heard that Nicole Kidman took two bags that night, but good night, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry.
She looks beautiful. Baby girl.
Yeah, it's all right. I saw it.
A $60,000 yacht trip. I hate to sound cynical,

like a crazy person,

but that does not seem like that much.

Is it for a yacht?

Unless it's like a three hour tour with a hundred people on it.

But you know what?

The theme of this podcast,

you can't believe your own eyes online or any story.

You don't want to be cynical,

but it all seems.

Don't believe us. Don't believe we're're real don't believe you're real yeah it's getting to be weirder okay let's do one more yeah let's get a banger for the end no pressure where do i have to go i don't have to go anywhere okay this one is a guy dresses like he's...
This just fell on my head.

I discovered I was hungry.

Oh, I hope this isn't a dirty one.

Isaac Newton.

Oh, this is, I guess, famous people in history is if they could take selfies.

Okay, that's funny.

Eve.

Eve. I don't know who that is who's that they are angus cong that's bobby lee okay to trojan horse noah i'm getting these mangan dan Daniel Day-Lewis.

Okay.

So someone had some fun with AI.

That's kind of a, I like that.

It's a clever angle and it is interesting to,

because you hear these mythical names and they're just dudes or women just hanging out.

They're just idiots.

You never really know what they really do.

They're so hyped up. It gets hyped up.
we just said at the same time do we pinky pinky what a finger hey buddy what are you thinking wasn't there some jinx thing put your hand in there like that that's a dirty one if you don't do that no yeah finger finger what are you doing i know. By the way, we should plug that on fly on the wall.
We have Joel McHale this week and next week we got Dennis Miller on Wednesday. That was in a very special episode.
That's Dennis coming back for his second appearance. We don't.
Our first repeat. Our first full, full Monte repeat.
So you don't want to miss that. We'll repeat some of the favorites coming up because people, some of those episodes do so well that we have to bring them back.
But we just riffed with Dennis. It was like impossible to keep up with him.
It was for me. It's just fun to laugh.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. His references and his articulation of those references.
But it was funny watching you and him go back and forth with the same kind of... Yeah, I mean, we do have similar...
He's one of the guys I used to like. I always thought Kevin Nealon.
We had a similar vibe. Yeah.
There's a lot of people. I mean, you referenced Lonnie Anderson at one moment.
I tried to join in with Paul Harvey, but you beat me too at Lonnie Anderson. There's people, human beings who have only one nipple.
And then you drop that really fast. And so Dennis loves a good reference.
So he laughed really hard at that. So that's a little cheeser of that one.
I love it. Yeah.
You have to stick around a little bit for that one. And Joe McHale was incredible too.
He's got some great stories about Chevy Chase and others. Yes.
We had a great chance chance so if you can ever figure out how to go over to fly on the wall and also dain and i are going to be in where where are we going to be performing fantasy springs because is that in palm springs palm springs or indio yeah and then there's another there's another isn't that a private date in indian? Oh, Palm Desert, Palm Springs, that's right. Right.
I think Indianapolis might be a corporate. That might be private.
Well, they want each of us potentially to do 50 minutes each. I've never heard of a thing.
They're just at 30 to 40. So we're going to have to flip a coin.
I think I'd like to go first in that case. I will tell the world thatana is one of the top five people to not want to follow on the planet but i'm a little i will do it because it's fair and we'll do whatever it's going to be fun either way well all you do when you follow anybody and i've done it that just crushes it's not going to happen if it's me but if they crush then you're just self-deprecating for about two minutes and you know and then and then they forget and you go on but yeah fantasy springs see us there because we're going to take questions from the audience and do some oh that's right tickets are going fast hey tickets are going and uh yeah thanks for watching and listening and uh we will see you in a week i'll'll have a lot of reports about B-Boys and anything else going on.

Mm-hmm.

All right.

Thanks, Daniel.

Peace and love, my brothers.

Say something cringy so they'll get mad.

Peace and love.

Oh, look at those balloons that came up.

That's cool.

Peace and love.

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It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade,

Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.

Hope you liked it.