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Yeah, we don't even know. So if you're confused by the two podcasts,

Speaker 1 we are too. Yeah.
Back to what you say about you can't trust anybody. We don't even know what people don't even know what one they're watching with us.
Right. They don't even

Speaker 1 did David Spade play Garth and Dana Garney.

Speaker 1 Was he in Tommy Boy? They don't know

Speaker 1 anything about us.

Speaker 1 Are they AI?

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Speaker 1 They must be digital copies because I looked up their age. They look too good for it being real.
Oh, yeah. So they must be digital copies.
Are they sisters?

Speaker 1 We don't know what's going on with these two guys.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I haven't haven't heard that one. I can't look at Twitter or anything.
You cannot look at the comments. Do not look at the comments.

Speaker 1 Actually,

Speaker 1 our comments are shockingly good, good bunch of people.

Speaker 1 This was a very good person, but it made my heart race. I mean, because I don't expose myself to anything that's just weird.
I was just casually look down, really enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 It's fun and everything.

Speaker 1 But don't say at the end, sure hope you enjoy it, because that was just creepy.

Speaker 1 What

Speaker 1 I know, people are tough. Well, you know, you're, they don't, they, a lot of people think that we have a script that we're reading from during the entire podcast.

Speaker 1 Jeez, shockingly scripted garbage, yeah, we didn't, but I think I was being intentionally a little garthy, like, sure, hope you enjoy it, like the nerdiest thing you could say.

Speaker 1 But the idea that that even bothered me for one second bothered me. I know.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, it's like good comment. You start to relax.
Your defenses are down. And then you fucking suck.
Were you ever funny?

Speaker 1 These two assholes.

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Speaker 1 I like the, you're, you're a college rower. You're on the rowing team with that thing.
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What?

Speaker 1 Gadouche?

Speaker 1 yeah that's splashing for for rowing yeah that'd be more like it i'll be in a i'll be in a george clooney movie the rowing dudes you'd be the guy with the little plastic thing going

Speaker 1 you know he's not rowing oh yeah i like that guy

Speaker 1 that's sandler

Speaker 1 and then

Speaker 1 and the guys go you throw their well that that happened to stamford they threw their oars in the water another story i'm telling you i'm not that strong because the other day it was embarrassing in front of some people because I was at a restaurant and did a to-go order.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 it's hard to say out loud in front of girls that you pulled something in your back because you picked up a Cobb salad wrong.

Speaker 1 That's not a sexy move.

Speaker 1 It's not. They go, a Cobb salad? What else was in it? Firewood? I'm like.
No, I did have a couple of hard-boiled eggs. Maybe one more than normal, to be honest.
Yeah. And I wasn't ready for it.

Speaker 1 I just wasn't ready for it. That's all.

Speaker 1 I was a lot younger when i did this special squatting monkeys tell no lies available wherever you get your specials but i had a bid on i get hurt doing nothing you know use the clicker out my shoulder you know get up off the couch and i'm like what happened i got up off the couch but it it's uh it gets better as you get a little older don't worry david it's easy we have to address the fires because we are we talked to them last time when they just started yes and it's been a full week of chaos sadness and mayhem We will delicately try to talk about the fires, even though there's nothing funny about them, but we try to poke fun because it is a podcast and find some levity.

Speaker 1 Right. But we can talk, we can be real about it.
We can be real.

Speaker 1 I will say

Speaker 1 Beston and Watch Duty. I just saw a thing flash up that Trump nominated or appointed three ambassadors.
to Hollywood because they're in a lot of trouble. So I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 That's just what I read. What happened? I don't know.
He's assigning people. We need ambassadors.
We need people in there.

Speaker 1 They got a hell of a file. We're going to do the things we can.
I don't know what that meant. I shouldn't even pay attention to things that pop up.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's just a way to just placate someone and say, you're the ambassador to

Speaker 1 Yugoslavia. Yeah.
So go over there and just keep shit

Speaker 1 in line. So

Speaker 1 what angle would you like to start with first? First, the tragedy of it. We're not insensitive about that.
It's ridiculous and horrible. Yeah.
But there's a lot of ways to think about it as well now.

Speaker 1 Well, the

Speaker 1 arson possible, the looting is bad.

Speaker 1 There were people, the trick really when it was a scam was people dressed as firemen looting.

Speaker 1 Really shitty. They should get an extra broken leg.
from when the guys break their legs when they catch them because i'm fine with that uh

Speaker 1 There was,

Speaker 1 oh, containment. I don't know what containment means, to be honest.
I think I do. It's 11%.
And now apparently, it's 19%.

Speaker 1 I don't know how that metric works, but if it goes up, it's better.

Speaker 1 That feels like about right. The problem with is a million minifires breaking out all the time.
Like to get the fire really stomped. fires that big,

Speaker 1 it's going to take a long time. Or it'll take weeks.
or we get it just a shit ton of rain for a week, would be very helpful at this point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think we've gotten any rain this year, and I'm sure that's not great.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, it was

Speaker 1 a perfect confluence of events that we had two incredibly rainy years, lots of underbrush, lots of growth.

Speaker 1 And then now we haven't any rain for essentially a year or or like eight, but everything is very, very, very dry. And then we had probably the

Speaker 1 biggest Santa Ana, I don't think it's ever gone past 100, the strongest winds. So, those three things.
I kept seeing 100 over and over, like all day.

Speaker 1 The next day, I'm like, whoa, it's usually just for like a couple hours. It gets maybe that big because they would flip over big rigs driving out to Arizona.
And so, I'd seen that before,

Speaker 1 but I saw more of that and then really more just about just traveling the embers around

Speaker 1 for the speed pass yeah it's the flying embers we got to look for um embers going sideways it's like

Speaker 1 flying so you can see how fast it spreads because they're just flying landing and starting a fire yeah uh

Speaker 1 there was one

Speaker 1 when i left to my orlando show

Speaker 1 there was one um

Speaker 1 Suns no, it was the one on La Cienega and Suns. So there's one probably 300 yards from me.
And I was like, wait, this, the Palisades one wasn't that big yet.

Speaker 1 And then there was this one, which was so close. And then I realized, in full disclosure,

Speaker 1 my fire insurance did lapse like everyone else Friday. So this is three days prior.
So I'm like, oh, this is probably the worst time to have my house burned down.

Speaker 1 And then the next day, I was in the warning track. So someone hit me up and goes, watching Watch Duty app.

Speaker 1 And you are in the yellow EVAC zone. So are you getting out? I'm like, I'm not there.

Speaker 1 And that's near the palace. That's mandatory then.

Speaker 1 Here's a

Speaker 1 mandatory next.

Speaker 1 About the insurance part of the whole thing, but there are people I was reading about this morning and that their house is burnt down. It is gone.

Speaker 1 But they still have to make their mortgage payments. They still own a bank.
I thought about this. I was wondering what that would be.

Speaker 1 Twisted. I mean, there's forbearance.
You can get it forgiven for a period of months, but you're still on the hook for that. And if you have home insurance, that's always better.

Speaker 1 But if you don't have that and then that, you got to pay the mortgage. I mean, it's hard to do the math on that.
It's just.

Speaker 1 I do hope, and I sound like I'm getting mad, but I think everyone's got

Speaker 1 a part of them that's mad. When there's,

Speaker 1 it just, like we got, they said they're going to send everyone $770.

Speaker 1 I never hear the word billions when it's in America. I don't hear it North Carolina.

Speaker 1 I hear $750, hawaii uh but we're in america is that ring a bell i mean i feel like i'm ragging on biden but ukraine i think just got another three billion i'm like i don't hear billion i don't even hear a thousand i hear low money maybe more to come later but why what's wrong with the good old we're at least as good as ukraine at least the usa yeah

Speaker 1 this love affair with ukraine uh i don't know And I will tell you, I don't really know, understand the Ukraine situation. I will say that freely.
It's very complicated. But God, get a room.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's every time you turn around. Now it's for this.
Now it's for that. It's really, he's making money moves on the way out.
And it doesn't seem like it's all helping us. That's all.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you have a budget, just say a state budget. It's a vast state.
You need lots of things to be funded. And fire, firefighting is one of them fire prevention.

Speaker 1 So now, because of this incredible tragedy, you would think they would allocate more resources to that.

Speaker 1 In other words, if you want us all to be in electric cars and we're going to try to lower the temperature by one degree in the next hundred years, it's fine.

Speaker 1 But in the meantime, we have to mitigate, if you believe climate change is the cause, we have to mitigate the disasters that are coming, i.e., prepare more.

Speaker 1 And I think that everyone's going to agree on that as far as forest management,

Speaker 1 arcing towers in Northern California that are 100 years old, and just more resources for more anticipatory resources for this. But it's a lot of money.
So.

Speaker 1 sure.

Speaker 1 And then if it goes wrong, it's more money. But yeah, I'd heard someone say the CO2

Speaker 1 put us back 20 years, just this one monster fire, because all the shit that went. That's the irony of it.
If you don't mitigate the fires, they release the CO2 of millions of cars.

Speaker 1 And so then you're defeating the whole premise of trying to lower CO2.

Speaker 1 But I'll tell you who's taking a beating is Gavin Newsome.

Speaker 1 Well, he's a governor. Yeah, he's

Speaker 1 goddamn. they're taking some so many fucking lefts.
He's begging for rights. I mean,

Speaker 1 I heard a funny thing with, and all this craziness that it goes, someone on Instagram goes, So every time I get a ticket for parking next to a fire hydrant, it's an empty one.

Speaker 1 Why would they give me a ticket for that? There's no worries there.

Speaker 1 Oh, the old fire hydrant. If a fire hydrant without water is just kind of a funny-looking yellow metal structure.

Speaker 1 You could sit on it or

Speaker 1 as valid. The volume loves it for its own relief purposes.
That's it. Right.
Yeah. And all these things we are going to find out in the next few weeks or months.
Some things were rumors.

Speaker 1 Some things were true. It's because of this, but there's also a spin.
You don't want... I love that Gavin Newson even has the balls to mention the Olympics.
He's like getting plugs in there.

Speaker 1 He's like, when the Olympics are coming, everyone's excited about it. I'm like, no one cares right now about the Olympics.
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 All of that and all that opportunity and that pride and spirit that comes from not just hosting those three iconic games and venues, but also the opportunity, I think, to rebuild at the same time.

Speaker 1 And that's why we're already organizing a Marshall Plan.

Speaker 1 We already have a team and looking at reimagining LA 2.0, and we are making sure everyone's included, not just the folks on the coast people here that were ravaged by this disaster.

Speaker 1 You just said you're organizing a Marshall Plan for the rebuilding of California. What is that Marshall Plan?

Speaker 1 We're just starting to lay out. I mean, we're still fighting these fires.
So we're already talking to people. Giggling?

Speaker 1 What's happening?

Speaker 1 We're already talking to business leaders. I've never seen a politician talk to the people.

Speaker 1 We're starting to organize how we can put together a collection of individuals on philanthropy

Speaker 1 for recovery, how we can organize the region, how we can make sure that we are seeking federal assistance for the Olympics more broadly, but also federal assistance for the recovery efforts and how we can galvanize

Speaker 1 assigning for the next folks that love the liberal

Speaker 1 to really develop a mindset. We can turn the sound off if we know what it's doing.
We're dealing with the scope of this tragedy and responding to it at

Speaker 1 the scope with a strategic

Speaker 1 like the executive order I talked about. Rock Taking the money.

Speaker 1 Delivering

Speaker 1 fucking

Speaker 1 and moving forward to rebuilding.

Speaker 1 Give his hands a rest.

Speaker 1 That sounded like AI at the beginning because he's like, well, we get a chance now to just these people. Reimagine LA.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 I think he gets a dopamine hit when he hears himself speak, which is good for a politician.

Speaker 1 It's just I think what's going on is people are excited about the track and field coming up. There's going to be new things happening.
We're going to put apartments.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what are we talking about? Everyone should just be crying right now. Yeah, it's going to take a long time.

Speaker 1 I know malibu i talked to someone who lives in malibu and you just the pch is closed they all have to go up canaan go around to hollywood or whenever you want to and the devastation it's like 250 homes in a row that's maybe not talked about as much but malibu is not going to be the same for a long time and they don't think the palisades it's going to take years and just to get those homes removed, all the debris and gas lines.

Speaker 1 And I mean, it's so depressing, but it's going to take a lot of money. Yeah, they were saying that, you know,

Speaker 1 we don't probably have a picture of it, but one or two places has one house sticking up and then every house burning around it.

Speaker 1 So if you're that house, someone told me yesterday that, you know, there's, you can't go back. First of all, it's like a ghost town.
It's so weird. And then you also have all the utilities don't work.

Speaker 1 So you go there and then you've got all the embers and the smoldering and just the air.

Speaker 1 aside from ghastly, whatever's out there. So that's why they can't move in right away.
It's just soaking into their house.

Speaker 1 I think anyone in those tragedies, losing their house, and obviously people lost their life, and going back into the Palisades just with a police escort, they have to have just trauma, you know, PTSD, because the U-turn of that, because the Palisades was kind of the prettiest suburb in Southern California, I'd say.

Speaker 1 Beautiful.

Speaker 1 Beautiful.

Speaker 1 For people, it's between Hollywood and the beach. So a lot of beautiful area because you go, you cross the 405.
So now you're heading to the water. You go way down south

Speaker 1 on sunset. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Adams in the palisades, Conan's in the palisades.

Speaker 1 Beautiful. There's a big grove-like village of beautiful shops, right? They built in the last couple of years.
I think that's still standing. And then a couple of those burned out.
It's just

Speaker 1 the beach. Yeah.
Yeah, you can look at the beach. You can get a house there in the Palisades overlooking the ocean, but there's a lot of trees around you.

Speaker 1 And and it was just a very clean beautiful place while a lot of very wealthy people moved there why not you know so

Speaker 1 it's uh my old one in uh malibu burned to a crisp and the thing is when i got it it was because a woman lived there and the last wave of fires years ago burned it down she burned she built it back home i got it

Speaker 1 Did you buy it with someone or by yourself? I can't remember. I bought it with someone, but everybody used it.
That's right. I remember being there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nice.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's a nice house, burned to crisp.
And then I know the realtor who handles it right now, and he's like, no, he showed me a video of it. It's toast.

Speaker 1 So who cares for me, but the people that bought it. And then also every, I lived on La Costa Beach.
I think

Speaker 1 every house but four is gone. So that was probably at least 20.
Yeah. Carbon Beach.

Speaker 1 That's where Farah Fawcett lived. That's where all these people live.
Charlize lived there for a while.

Speaker 1 So boo-hoo, but it's still, listen, there's the other fire, which we don't, we haven't talked about, the Eaton fire, which is up by Pasadena, which is really inland

Speaker 1 and really rough.

Speaker 1 Massive amounts. I think just as big or about the same, yeah.
Maybe more houses. I don't know.

Speaker 1 But yeah, massive amounts of destruction. And before we move on, I will, we don't want to bum everyone out, but

Speaker 1 I did offer a reward for people if they're, because, you know, you want to do something. Well, I did see that pop up.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What was your

Speaker 1 thing?

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, there it is.
So

Speaker 1 for anyone who catches arsons during the L.A. fire, so, and they have to be, I kind of just said it one day, but they have to be, you know, arrested.
So I,

Speaker 1 but it was an overwhelming response. of

Speaker 1 people

Speaker 1 just giving me clues and bits and just filming fires. And so it was hard to go through because I have on TikTok or Instagram, you know, that's the way to get me.
And we have it down to about

Speaker 1 one

Speaker 1 looks pretty good. I'm going to take care of three other ones are looking pretty good.
We're sifting through all the. Well, do you have a private detective?

Speaker 1 I mean, it is, it is sort of like you, you either catch them in the act or you have cameras. There's cameras all over everywhere.
Yeah. Are you looking for that kind of

Speaker 1 it's tricky. I think we go by a police report.
I think there's no way because there's so many people going. I mean, I pulled into, because Bus Boys is starting.

Speaker 1 We had to push it, obviously, because we shoot it in L.A. And so I was going to this wig store and they have a security guard blocking the parking lot for some reason.

Speaker 1 And I roll my, I'm like, roll my window down. You know, they don't want you to park anywhere in L.A.
So I go, hey, I'm just getting some goofy wig for this stupid thing. And he goes,

Speaker 1 Give me that 5,000 bucks. I go, oh, yeah, okay.
I go, give it to you right now. I pay up front.
And he goes,

Speaker 1 I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Speaker 1 oh he wants that ahead of time okay but we're gonna cut it off tomorrow because when this airs because we already have hundreds and they they're starting to have a hand on the fire now if something crazy comes up i'll readdress it but we can't even keep up with it right now so uh we're going by police reports because that's really feels like the only way someone will say hey go like that i'll film you and that's what's happening and you know and then we'll just say oh i caught him and then but

Speaker 1 get the money oh i see yeah and i spend one night in county jail and then old jeds yeah you got right that's why you don't say 10 or 20 because right uh then people go oh it's worth going to jail for the night so anyway it's very complicated but we're sifting through it we want it it wanted it was meant to be more help yeah and uh everything is that's complicated in today's digital copy i yeah i heard rumor red yeah so all right what do you want to move on to politics yeah god bless everyone yeah whatever you want oh yeah what's going on Coming up.

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Speaker 1 Well, one thing that was bizarre was, well, there's a game of thrones going on,

Speaker 1 post-throne, a throne, of politicians who don't like each other. The first thing I saw, and it was kind of, I liked it.
I liked that Obama and Trump seemed to be friendly. It really made me laugh.

Speaker 1 That was at Jimmy Carter's funeral. Yes.
And there's been a lot of talk of what they talked about, but they're still talking.

Speaker 1 Hot ticket. Look, look, I just got to ask.
I'm going to only ask you once. This is a phone call I intercepted.
I'm only going to ask you once.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna ask you once. Say, why is Michelle not coming to the inauguration? I know she skipped the funeral, but why not? What's the problem? She should come.
And people are talking about it.

Speaker 1 Doesn't want to come. That's all.
I wouldn't take it personal. Just, she doesn't want to come.
I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there.
We're going to party the night away. Okay.

Speaker 1 I love you, man. I love you very much.
I can't believe how much I love you. Sorry.

Speaker 1 But they're friends.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they talked at the

Speaker 1 funeral.

Speaker 1 They joked to each other. Jill Biden hates Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker 1 Nancy Pelosi always sounds like she just got out of an ice bath.

Speaker 1 Sorry.

Speaker 1 I see that in my act that she always looks like she just sat on something cold and wet.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Get in good. Never looks like she's having a great time.
Oh, yeah. Jill's going to be there.
You did good, Joe.

Speaker 1 Just high fives all around for because he gave his speech the other night wrapping up the year

Speaker 1 biden yes he did and he talked about how we did the greatest things ever happened in the history of the country the funny thing was and we don't know right now

Speaker 1 that gaza and i don't know it's going to hold but israel and god and hamas

Speaker 1 oh yeah sparked a deal

Speaker 1 And then Trump had said a couple months ago, there better be a deal. I want the hostages out or there's going to be hell to pay.
All hell's going to break out.

Speaker 1 So either it's a coincidence that they're going to maybe

Speaker 1 it's touchy, but maybe close the deal Sunday night right before Trump becomes the president Monday at noon.

Speaker 1 But Biden said, they said, do you think President Trump had anything to do with the peace deal? And he just turned around.

Speaker 1 You know how he walks away and then he turned back and he goes, is that a joke?

Speaker 1 And then he walked out. Is that a joke? I like when he slowly turns around.

Speaker 1 He does. He walks away.
I can't even see it. He walks away.
Hey, is this that anyway?

Speaker 1 And he stops and the staff is, it turns back. Slow turn.
Is that a joke?

Speaker 1 So. Because he has to hit the cue card.
That's why.

Speaker 1 And Hunter's holding the cue cards.

Speaker 1 Hunter's like this. Come on.

Speaker 1 I'm being serious here. So they don't like each other.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Melania hates the Obamas because she said when we came last time to the White House, this is my Melania impression. Yeah, go ahead.
We came to the White House in 2016. We didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 They didn't leave us any instructions where to put clothes, anything like this.

Speaker 1 This time we know everything.

Speaker 1 So at least Joe and Jill are being very cordial to

Speaker 1 Trump this time, even though

Speaker 1 he's a fascist mega Republican, threat to democracy, dictator.

Speaker 1 And then he gets to the White House. Okay, here's where you get your breakfast.
Remember last night? There's a cheesecake factory about a block that way. Jill and I made your bed extra extra special.

Speaker 1 We got some new pillowcases. So anything you ask in politics.
What about I it looked like Kamala didn't get along with who maybe Jill?

Speaker 1 She's just a little upset. Kamala, sorry.
Kamala

Speaker 1 don't like

Speaker 1 Joe and Jill right now because she's a little because Joe's been going, I would have won. I would have been, I would have beat Trump Lee.
I beat him before, I would have beat him again.

Speaker 1 And so it's sort of, sort of, it's a little negative for Kamala, who only had 100 days and went all out, and she loses. And then she's got this guy going, this is a

Speaker 1 man.

Speaker 1 I would have won. And you can't disprove him.
So he's always going to have that rights. He'll just shake hands forever at any event.
I would have won, you know. Insult to injure.
I would have won.

Speaker 1 I know how to win. I know how to win.
I win every time. So that's dinging her.
And Doug Mloff

Speaker 1 apparently wants to beat up Joe Biden and she talked to me.

Speaker 1 There's a luncheon, an inaugural luncheon, but no one's going to that. And Trump was upset about that.
We're bringing in Mickey D's, Mickey D's.

Speaker 1 We're bringing them like I can't believe you're going to get Mickey D's, fresh Mickey D's, but they're not coming. Maybe Obama will come.
I like that. Big Mac meal deal, yeah.
I'll see you there.

Speaker 1 I like that. I like, by the way, but those things are like going to your girlfriend's wedding, like your ex-girlfriend.
Like, oh, yeah, did they all want to sit and get rubbed in their face?

Speaker 1 Like, you're out. I'm the great guy.
I get it. I would, I just tap out.
The only other funny thing that you might have noticed, I just find it interesting. Mark Zuckerberg

Speaker 1 now has little, little curl. It's like he had the robot hair, the AI.
He's like Justin Timber, like he had a little weird. Now he's got.
Now he's like 44 and he wants to be kind of 22 for a while.

Speaker 1 So he's got the t-shirt, the chain, the little curly hair. And then he's, he loves Trump and Elon.

Speaker 1 And he's going to throw a party. He's given donations.
I mean, and now he's not having fact checkers. Just someone changing.
Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I saw in that interview on Facebook by Joe Rogan where he said, you know,

Speaker 1 at the beginning, I do kind of feel from it this. It was up to him.
They say, you're the boss. So is this true or false, right or wrong?

Speaker 1 and he's like i really don't want that job that's that's a big job but then he said okay we're gonna start

Speaker 1 he said at the beginning of covet i said you know okay this is good for the you know so he sort of got himself into a pickle as my mom would say so whatever i i i think it it gets into the big mystery is

Speaker 1 your opinion why is tick tock shutting down does it help these guys or is there something coming up in my head where they don't want want boots on the ground filming everything?

Speaker 1 Because TikTok is good for really getting in there and finding out. I know.
Well, the rumor is, I don't know, it's in the newspapers. I love referring to that.

Speaker 1 That Elon Musk could buy TikTok for 50 billion. He's now worth 500 billion, at least as the last I checked.
So then Elon Musk would have X

Speaker 1 and TikTok. Talk.
Tick tock.

Speaker 1 And a rocket ship. And

Speaker 1 the coolest rocket ships. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The coolest electric cars. He's boring under Las Vegas with tunnels.
The guy's busy, you know. But he's not.
Yeah. How many tunnels are there?

Speaker 1 Like, I keep reading about tunnels, and there's tunnels in the Palisades, there's tunnels in Puff Daddy. I go, I don't have a tunnel pass.
I know nothing about tunnels.

Speaker 1 And I really feel like I'm on the outs. Well, you got to watch the grid.
You can drive a thousand miles an hour across country and a tunnel. That cannot be true.
Well, that's the notion of it.

Speaker 1 If it has no friction and it's just a complete vacuum tube that you can go a thousand miles an hour,

Speaker 1 the thing about working on tunnels, you bore into a location and then all the work is underground.

Speaker 1 But you should watch the movie Great Escape with Steve McQueen in 1964 if you want to know about tunnels, because these were guys digging out of a Nazi concentration camp

Speaker 1 based on a true story. See that movie if you haven't seen it.
Didn't they spin that off into Hogan's Heroes, the funny version of that?

Speaker 1 Can you believe in our childhood, they had a sitcom based on allies in a Nazi concentration camp? And it was funny as hilarious. As a kid, I was like this.

Speaker 1 Richard Dawson and everybody. And MASH was about the Korean War.
Like, Jesus, it's all jokey. I know.

Speaker 1 MASH was more serious at times, but Goddamn Hogan's here. So beep, boop, boop, bop, beep, bub, boop.
Well, they had Colonel Klink was the German who was running it. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 Hogan. Is he a Nazi? Well, he was a German soldier.
I don't know if that was a different,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 Hogan. What are you up to, Hogan? He had a moment.

Speaker 1 Then you had

Speaker 1 Colonel Schultz.

Speaker 1 Schultz

Speaker 1 would say, Untz, I know nothing. I know nothing.
I see nothing. Because he was

Speaker 1 escaped the whole time. That guy was awesome.
They got a Hogan. You better not try to escape.
No, come on, man. It's all good.
You're not trying to escape, are you, Hogan?

Speaker 1 Of course not. I think Bob Crane Crane

Speaker 1 sadly passed away. I think in Scottsdale, where I'm from.

Speaker 1 Yes. And he had some very

Speaker 1 interesting personal happiness.

Speaker 1 Look it up. Friends.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
He liked, he liked. Was there a movie about that with Kinnear?

Speaker 1 Kind of sounds like Kinnear made a movie about that, but I couldn't swear. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I think Bob Crane maybe dabbled in porn or something.

Speaker 1 I like just throwing it out there. I don't know.

Speaker 1 i don't know you know but basically let's go to some headlines let's go to some headlines where do you have more to say wrap up no not at all that's the political situation enjoy the inauguration it rhymed oh your boy here trump said it might be he might consider circumventing tick tock it'll be a day late a dollar short so what is he saying he'll leave it open or what's

Speaker 1 he might say

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 the part people aren't talking about, like, it's goofy, it's for kids, blah, blah, blah but people definitely make money on it. There's definitely people that are like, that's their gig job.

Speaker 1 Oh, and it's huge. It's a huge.
And I mean, it's huge. It's not about dancing anymore.
It's about this and that and people reporting things. So it is, it is, I think it's important.
I have it.

Speaker 1 I think it's

Speaker 1 interesting and fun and it's another toy. Isn't the idea that then China can harvest your personal information and use it

Speaker 1 nefarious?

Speaker 1 Well, they already have it. I mean, I think they have it from there.
They have it from everything else. Also, they have a new one.

Speaker 1 God damn, where's Heather? I know the new name, but everyone's joining it. And when you join it, all the

Speaker 1 things you have to click on and accept are in Mandarin. So you don't even know what you're everyone's just joining it going.
And it's a new Chinese app, but it's not TikTok.

Speaker 1 And it's purely, it's Chinese as TikTok. So let's just get on that one.

Speaker 1 And it's called Tiki Tiki Talk Talk.

Speaker 1 It's called

Speaker 1 Totally China.

Speaker 1 It's called, I mean, it's really like, I don't don't know. I don't know.
It's such an easy one. Everyone, everyone knows.

Speaker 1 Get Facebook, get our stuff over in there. Can't we get Netflix all over China? Can we get our

Speaker 1 is Twitter? Is X in China? I don't even know that. I always wonder, like, can we start a business? Could we start

Speaker 1 a podcast in China? Can we start a store? But they can do stuff here. Like, I don't know how it works.
What are we not? Can they buy land here? We can't buy land there.

Speaker 1 It should be the rules same back and forth. Either we all can't or we all can.
I don't like this. That's what gets me a little nervous.
Yeah. They seem like great guys.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's when they have like

Speaker 1 an encampment of a thousand young soldiers right outside the Pentagon. Just, oh, we bought the land.
How are you doing? No, no, we're just chilling.

Speaker 1 This is a fraternity.

Speaker 1 Okay, next story. Next story.

Speaker 1 Keep them going. While I sip my drink.

Speaker 1 Oh, ASU. I'm from ASU.
I went to ASU.

Speaker 1 Not that long.

Speaker 1 What is the story? Under investigation for using AI. Sorority is under investigation after all of its members received 4.0 GPAs.
Despite spending most of his time

Speaker 1 attending parties instead of class, one sister recorded all of their lectures using TurboLearn AI. Generated notes, flashcards,

Speaker 1 allowing the sorority to streamline. You seem smart.

Speaker 1 No, stop it. It's funny.

Speaker 1 I thought they were saying they look so pretty.

Speaker 1 Of course. AI is taking over sorry.
It's changed everything. Everything.
I mean, I mean, a year ago,

Speaker 1 they told us that we could have AI impersonate our voices and read ads.

Speaker 1 Um, and that was a year ago. Now, the digital copies, the AI, like, did we do it, or we do we do it?

Speaker 1 Uh, we still do it, right? Let's check it out and see if you can tell if it's the real thing.

Speaker 1 Here's the AI: Hey, Dana,

Speaker 1 do you

Speaker 1 Do you use Heal?

Speaker 1 Here's Dana AI. We're going to do a lot of things.
We're going to do.

Speaker 1 That's AI doing you doing Trump.

Speaker 1 Me doing Trump doing.

Speaker 1 We're going to do

Speaker 1 all choke.

Speaker 1 Here's my AI. Dana.
My hair looks good today or bad. I picked up a cop salad.

Speaker 1 I know somebody who uses AI for their job

Speaker 1 and does such a good job. AI writes all this stuff, does all the reports, does all this stuff that his people, his bosses say to him, this stuff is great.

Speaker 1 Too bad AI can't do this.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know what? You can't write this stuff.
I guess you could. Well, okay.

Speaker 1 Just one last thought, future tripping. Yeah.
Within within a couple years,

Speaker 1 you'll be able to just talk to the computer and make a movie. You'll prompt it.
You'll say Joe Dirt 3, and you'll give it the right prompts.

Speaker 1 And within an instant, you'll have a Joe Dirt 3 4K digital film looking exactly like humans. That's coming soon.

Speaker 1 Can they do Buzz Boys tomorrow? Don't fall asleep on that information. No, because I'm starting Buzz Boys tomorrow and I'm like, oh my God, it's so hard already.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I forgot how hard movies are. Movies are incredibly hard.
It's exciting in the beginning and then the day you

Speaker 1 come out. When you can walk away, and then it can be,

Speaker 1 who's going to edit the thing? It can be really torturous if you have a bad first screening and then you got to get in there and fix it.

Speaker 1 But I think it's going to be a great movie just because we're going to apart from the world of screenings. I mean, Theo's obviously hysterical, and we laugh so hard and we're writing stuff.

Speaker 1 And we think we're so funny. Oh, it's so embarrassing.
But,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 it's out there. We got some fun people in it.
And it'll be all right. It'll be all right.

Speaker 1 The key to all that stuff with digital cameras, which you didn't even have for Tommy Boy, is just to keep it loose. You know, get the material, but don't, don't overcover you guys.

Speaker 1 Don't move quickly, shoot the rehearsal, let you improvise, you know, just stuff like that. Two shots loose that are just.

Speaker 1 Yeah, don't torture yourself with three different styles three different close-ups which one's the money shot you know i mean get it but don't torture the actors and wear them out and make them unfunny that's the hard part that's the part we like to do torture uh yeah sometimes you're on movies you're like it's hard it doesn't have to be this hard like they're overdoing everything and then you see the movie and you go they didn't use 90 well low budget like sometimes money is the enemy of comedy that's what i say so the fact if it's a modest budget and you don't have that many days it does kind of make it just move quicker.

Speaker 1 And a lot of times you get funnier stuff that way. It's true.
Keeps the energy up too. Yeah.
All right. Well, quickly before we change stories, Heather, what's that new TikTok called on from China?

Speaker 1 Red box. Red bot? Box, FOX.

Speaker 1 Red box? That's it? Red note. Sorry, red note.
Red note. Whoa, I was like, that didn't sound like it.
Red note because Communist China, red is their color? Is red? I don't know.

Speaker 1 That's a good question. So their flag is red.
That's a really good question. That's a really good question.
Yeah. So their flag is red note.
It's called red note. Oh, Heather already has it

Speaker 1 next to her. She's not on it.
I'm not on it. She's not on it, but she pulled it down.

Speaker 1 Next.

Speaker 1 It's all in management, and you have to sign it. Yeah, we just talked about it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 You would have liked what I said about it. Okay, so next story then.

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Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, this is so.
This is the first funny thing I saw about the fire. This is obviously in jest because we're trying to find humor.
Okay. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Coming back home to everything you didn't bring when you evacuated the fire. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He didn't bring anything again. It's funny.
So it's a guy coming into his apartment and he's all the stuff he didn't bring when he evacuated. He's saying hello to everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's saying hi to his closet, all the clothes he didn't bring.

Speaker 1 He's embarrassed.

Speaker 1 Hey.

Speaker 1 He's saying hi to the family photos he didn't give us. How are you doing? That's funny.
How y'all doing? That's funny, right? That's quick. Boom, boom, boom.
Bum, ba-da-boom, bum, bum, bum.

Speaker 1 That's the way we like them. Okay, next one.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 how are we doing dana we're doing good here here we go oh this is oh this is just an old rehearsal i never saw no no no no okay here we go i see sandler i see you

Speaker 1 and you guys are rehearsing i have a chain that's my fucking beevis and butthead necklace that mike judge gave me oh my god

Speaker 1 yeah this is a way i swear to god i gave that we went to the kate moss birthday party we got invited somehow back then

Speaker 1 she wanted that necklace for her birthday and i gave it to her I didn't even know her. She goes, Oh my God, that's so cute.
Give me that. Can I have that? And I go, uh-huh.
She goes, Of course.

Speaker 1 It's my birthday. And I go, Well, you can't drink.

Speaker 1 I don't think they make these.

Speaker 1 I got it from Mike. She's like, Okay, so just

Speaker 1 give it to me.

Speaker 1 Smoke in my face. I was like,

Speaker 1 Of course I gave it her. But look at that.
I was kind of ripped. I was going to prescriptive fitness.
And you and Sandler look awesome.

Speaker 1 Look at me. I'm already staring at cue cards.
This is rehearsal, of course. There's Helen Hunt on the right.
Oh, Helen Hunt. She's awesome.
Okay, great. No, no, no, no, no.
There's more.

Speaker 1 I'm going to pound your face in. Bye-bye.
Okay. Oh, my God.
I'm going to destroy you. Yeah, bye-bye.
Look at Kickling the crap, baby.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Isn't that funny? No one

Speaker 1 had that? Sandler like that.

Speaker 1 Fucking funny. Sandler got a laugh out of that, which wasn't like a huge laugh, but he got a big laugh out of it.
And Farley, when he walked,

Speaker 1 does all this shit. Is there more? Oh, let me see.

Speaker 1 Oh, there's Farley.

Speaker 1 They're still laughing at me, but I get paid.

Speaker 1 How do you have a life, though? I mean, you guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, you know what? This is from God. It must have been when Cindy Crawford for MTV House of Style.
Oh, they're doing some special on SNL.

Speaker 1 They took us to dinner. I've seen that video.
It's funny. And then, uh,

Speaker 1 I guess they were filming some b-roll rehearsal. Wow.
Oh,

Speaker 1 fun.

Speaker 1 You just see Chris. You were probably just off camera somewhere.
Were you in Buba or not?

Speaker 1 No. I mean, I guest hosted when you guys were on,

Speaker 1 took over the show, but I don't think we did.

Speaker 1 When Kellen Hunt, were you gone?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 What year was that? What year was that? I left in 93. Was that like 94

Speaker 1 or something?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Probably right on the because

Speaker 1 I probably would be scared to put you in it because it was only like one or two lines. Hey, man, I just did SNL.
I had 18 words on the final show.

Speaker 1 That's right. When you were in Marcelo's video, I went in doing that like a really funny, crazy sketch.

Speaker 1 that Marcelo does of this

Speaker 1 show. Television goes to the show.
Spanish talk show or something. Spanish talk show.
I came out as some sort of freak and then just went away. I don't think the audience looked like it.

Speaker 1 You looked hilarious. People were like, no, it was a great look.
We're like, what?

Speaker 1 I know. That was the night of a thousand stars, though.
They had a million guests. He had like nine TV stars, basically, and in the cold open.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Love it.

Speaker 1 I thought it was funny as shit when you did it. Okay.
Next one. What's fun? What was fun?

Speaker 1 We're grinding. Okay.
I grind.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're pulling something out of a supermarket. Let's see what it is.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is bar stool.

Speaker 1 This isn't about chicken fry. Oh, yeah.
don't look heather

Speaker 1 what do you think it is heather usually be like a rat they're looking at a grocery store i would guess a rat a rod

Speaker 1 oh something road that's a long tail for a cat whoa a giant what is it oh a coyote coyote got in whoa

Speaker 1 In Chicago? Wow. Why is there a horn at the end? Wow, like a celebratory.

Speaker 1 So what we we just saw for you drivers. Oh, wow.
They're looking in this produce section, a big grocery store, prodding with something, thinking what's in there.

Speaker 1 I guess a rat or a rodent, but a coyote. Looking the cheese, they're digging in there.
Yeah. A pretty average-sized coyote, not a baby, came out of the

Speaker 1 produce. So somehow it got in there at night and burrowed up in all that food, eating the cheese and stuff.
He came out and

Speaker 1 they asked him right after, and he goes, I'm so fucking lost.

Speaker 1 Well, they cut the part. That's supposed to be the desert.
They cut the part that he comes out again, and he just goes

Speaker 1 and sprints away. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Me, meep. Oh, that would be the better.
I didn't have the sound effects.

Speaker 1 Heather said the horn was in there because of that. I know.

Speaker 1 So that was sort of like Wiley Coyote?

Speaker 1 It wasn't.

Speaker 1 Oh, someone wrote Wiley Coyote, yeah. Oh, okay.
Well, yours is, yours is better. And

Speaker 1 yours sounded like it. It was higher me meep mine was like

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 meep you know when i go back to arizona i i see a roadrunner almost every time if i golf for sure they run around on a golf course it's fun to see roadrunners if you don't see them they're cool as actually

Speaker 1 we have them we have coyotes up here and in the valley sometimes they'll just they'll just howl they'll howl and then you can hear them kind of really going really high pitch and they're doing a coordinated attack on like a chicken or a goat

Speaker 1 Fucking Javelina.

Speaker 1 It sounds like that. They go like this.
They go, oh,

Speaker 1 oh.

Speaker 1 They clear the throat.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 I can do better.

Speaker 1 That's what they say.

Speaker 1 Okay, next one.

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 how much. I love you.
I love you. I fear that this.
I don't know what this is. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I have a confession to make while I'm literally not sober.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 this man literally started farming carrots so he could have the carrots get put up my ass. Bro,

Speaker 1 he

Speaker 1 farmed carrots

Speaker 1 so that I could stick them up my ass. He said, Here are your carrots.

Speaker 1 You're going to put them up your ass.

Speaker 1 Listen. And I was like...
This is like a Hallmark movie. This is like...

Speaker 1 That's like

Speaker 1 the nicest thing anybody's ever done.

Speaker 1 Okay, she's acting at that point. Fuck flowers.
Get a man that grows carrots. But even if you're acting, like, you want everyone to believe you when you see it.

Speaker 1 She's pretty good because she said she was drunk.

Speaker 1 What about? Pesticides? That was one of the comments.

Speaker 1 It can't be good for you. If it's outrageous, it's contagious.
Oh, yeah, they're organic. I'm going to do a shut up.
Shut up, you guys. All right.

Speaker 1 Let's go out there. I'm going to do.
What's the weirdest thing about it? Drunk girl carrots and a guy giving to me. All right.
We're going to trend so hard.

Speaker 1 Ever since Hawk Tooie, I can't trust a carrot up your ass video. It's sad, really.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm just seeing on my phone. She already has a deal on

Speaker 1 OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. She has 1 million followers.

Speaker 1 oh this is kind of amusing I saw this woman scammed out of 800 grand after believing she was dating Brad Pitt that cannot be the real woman I hope but look at how cute Brad Pitt is I might fall for this so what is the story oh

Speaker 1 somebody DM'd her said he was oh and then they did a AI generated Brad Pitt and images so she thought she was that doesn't look like great AI we're showing photos of like fourth grade Photoshop like Brad Pitt's head on a they're always always in the hospital.

Speaker 1 I know. Why is he in the hospital? Oh, he probably says he can't FaceTime with her or visit her because he's in the hospital.

Speaker 1 Okay, he says accounts were frozen due to divorce and he needed money for, okay, now that's, he needs a low IQ individual to think that Brad Pitt could be broke.

Speaker 1 Well, listen, I

Speaker 1 have had this situation. She realized it was fake.
Oh, when she, oh, they couldn't stop her from finding out about the new girlfriend.

Speaker 1 Oh, this girl must have been floored that Brad dumped her for this girl. A French woman, Anne,

Speaker 1 was scammed out of 800. You know, I've had people say there's sometimes like

Speaker 1 David Spade, but spelled differently, or David Spade 8641,

Speaker 1 or the real David. Anyway, so people say, Hey,

Speaker 1 am I texting with you? Am I talking to you? I see these random DMs that I don't look at except once a month, and I'm like,

Speaker 1 what is going on? She's like, I sent you $600 and I sent you another $500.

Speaker 1 But am I still picking up from the airport? I'm like, sometimes I just go, no, I just write back. There's no,

Speaker 1 but I don't want to answer anyway. It just starts a new crazy thing.
So people are doing this. I'm like, so one time I did an Instagram, I go, guys,

Speaker 1 if I need money, I'm going to family first. I'm not going to you guys.
So just don't send me money, no matter

Speaker 1 what I text you. If you want to just commit fraud online every day and you have no morals, I mean, you could do a lot of damage, especially seniors.
They go after older people,

Speaker 1 tell them your puppy's lost or whatever, and they manipulate money out of them. You're going to save your nephew.
He needs help. He's in jail.

Speaker 1 Yeah. There's a million of those.
And you honestly, I don't know. I wouldn't know half of them.
I'd probably get scammed. Some are really good.
That one was not that good.

Speaker 1 Well, I just scam back. If they cold call me and ask for money, I just do the grumpy old man for me.

Speaker 1 I don't know nothing about no money. And they hear that and they just hang up.
They go, this guy's too much of a headache. I did it to you once.
Hey, what's up, buddy?

Speaker 1 I don't know nothing about no money. I thought I sent you money.

Speaker 1 Okay, next one. Let's see.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is old because it's golden globes, but I was shocked at this. I have, I've gotten a few gift bags.
Yeah. And the last one I got was from the Emmys or something.

Speaker 1 They're like, this one might be worth $60,000.

Speaker 1 They said the Golden Globes gift bag was worth $1 million. I'm being suspicious.

Speaker 1 I'm suspicious. Who has that kind of thing? Most of it you wouldn't use.
That's, it's like you can go to Aruba

Speaker 1 on these non-blackout days. But a $40,000 facelift in a Golden Globes gift bag? I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's good business.

Speaker 1 You're definitely getting a pretty famous person to come to your job

Speaker 1 to use your products. A 40k facelift.
I heard that Nicole Kibman took two bags that night, but good night, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry.
She looks beautiful. Baby girl.
That's all right. I saw it.

Speaker 1 A $60,000 yacht trip. I hate to sound cynical.
Like a crazy person, but that does not seem like

Speaker 1 that much, is it? For a yacht? Unless it's

Speaker 1 a three-hour tour with a hundred people on it. But you know what? The theme of this podcast is you can't believe your own eyes online or any story.
You don't want to be cynical, but it all seems

Speaker 1 we're real. Don't believe you're real.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's getting to be weirder. Okay, let's do one more.
Yeah, let's get a banger for the end.

Speaker 1 No pressure. Where do I have to go? I don't have to go anywhere.

Speaker 1 Okay, this one is a guy dressed in psyches.

Speaker 1 This just fell on my head. I discovered I was hungry.
Oh, I hope this isn't a dad. Isaac Newton.

Speaker 1 Oh, this is,

Speaker 1 I guess, famous people in histories if they could take selfies. Okay, that's funny.

Speaker 1 Eve.

Speaker 1 Eve.

Speaker 1 I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 Who's that? They are

Speaker 1 Angus Kant.

Speaker 1 Bobby Lee. Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, Trojan horse. Noah's.
Noah.

Speaker 1 I'm getting these. Lincoln.

Speaker 1 Daniel Day-Lewis.

Speaker 1 Okay. So someone had some fun with AI.
And

Speaker 1 that's kind of a, I like that. It's a clever angle.
And it is interesting to, because you hear these mythical names, and they're just dudes or women just hanging out with them. Just idiots.

Speaker 1 You never really know what they really do. Yeah.

Speaker 1 They're so hyped up it's hyped up it's hype we just said it same time did we chinky pinky what a finger hey buddy what are you thinking wasn't there some jinx thing put your hand in there like that

Speaker 1 that's a dirty one if you do yeah don't do that no yeah

Speaker 1 finger finger what are you doing i don't know

Speaker 1 by the way we should plug that on fly on the wall we have joel mikael this week and next week we got dennis miller on wednesday that was in a very special episode.

Speaker 1 That's Dennis coming back for his second appearance. We don't think our first repeat.
Our first full, full Monte repeat.

Speaker 1 So you don't want to. We'll repeat some of the favorites coming up because people, some of those episodes do so well that we have to bring them back.
But we just riff with Dennis.

Speaker 1 It was like impossible to keep up with him. It was for me.
It's just fun to laugh. Yeah.
He is, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 His references and his articulation of those references, but it was funny watching you and him go back and forth with

Speaker 1 the same kind of

Speaker 1 thing. We do have similar.

Speaker 1 He's one of the guys I used to like. I always thought Kevin Nealon, we had a similar vibe.
A lot of people. I mean, you referenced Lonnie Anderson at one.

Speaker 1 I try to join in with Paul Harvey, but you beat me too at Lonnie Anderson. It was people, human beings who have only one nipple.

Speaker 1 And then you dropped that really fast. And so Dennis loves a good reference.
So he laughed really hard at that. So that's a little cheeser of that one.
I love it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have to stick around a little bit for that one. And Joe McHale was incredible, too.
He's got some great stories about Chevy Chase and others. Yes.
We had a great chat. So

Speaker 1 if you can ever figure out how to go over to Fly on the Wall. And also, Dana and I are going to be in where? Where are we going to be performing?

Speaker 1 Fantasy Springs.

Speaker 1 Is that in Palm Springs? Palm Springs.

Speaker 1 Or Indio.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then there's another. There's another.
Isn't that a private date in Indianapolis? Oh, Palm Desert, Palm Springs. That's right.
Right. I think Indianapolis might be a corporate.

Speaker 1 That might be private. Well, they want each of us potentially to do 50 minutes each.
I've never heard of a thing.

Speaker 1 They're just at 30 to 10 minutes. So we're going to have to flip a coin.
I think I'd like to go first in that case.

Speaker 1 I will tell the world that Dana is one of the top five people to not want to follow on the planet, but

Speaker 1 I will do it because it's fair and we'll do whatever. It's going to be fun either way.

Speaker 1 Well, all you do when you follow anybody, and I've done it that just crushes, it's not going to happen if it's me, but if they crush, then you're just self-deprecating for about two minutes and, you know, and then and then they forget and you go on.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Fantasy Springs, see us there because we're going to take questions from the audience and do some kick out. Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1 Tickets are going fast. Hey, tickets are going.
And yeah, thanks for watching and listening. And we will see you in a week.
I'll have a lot of reports about B-boys and anything else going on.

Speaker 1 All right, thanks, Dana. Peace and love, my brothers.

Speaker 1 Say something cringy so they'll get mad. Peace and love.

Speaker 1 Look at those balloons that came up. That's big.
Peace and love.

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.