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Speaker 1 All right, let's do it. Three, two, one, go.

Speaker 2 Damn, that's a super fly. This is probably, it's right up there

Speaker 2 with the most discombobulated I've been starting.

Speaker 1 Tired and beat up.

Speaker 2 Discombobulate because I've not

Speaker 2 a complaint, just observations from

Speaker 2 doing the Friday night

Speaker 2 last Friday, the run-through for

Speaker 2 the cold opening on SNL. It goes to like 1 a.m., so forth and so on.
And then,

Speaker 2 yeah, they do things late and they go all night a lot. They're young.
They do a lot of, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 We didn't go after like 11, I don't think.

Speaker 2 No, we went. Yeah, Dennis was, well, anyway, Dennis was at a Broadway show at 7, but

Speaker 2 because he had, he was update. But

Speaker 2 just rehearsals. I mean, Andy Sandberg did a video and it was an 18-hour day the day before, but that was his primary thing.
It was really funny. God dang.
So then you want to stay.

Speaker 2 It's Lauren's Lauren's 80th. There's a birthday cake, a crazy party.

Speaker 2 So you sort of turn out the light at four or five. You get up maybe five hours later.
Then you find your way to the airport, and then it's a six-hour,

Speaker 2 six and a half hour. We

Speaker 2 have to announce some headwinds. And then, you know,

Speaker 2 it could be longer. So here I am now, but I'm very vulnerable.
I could say anything. I might say something crazy because I'm so

Speaker 2 burnt out, but you know, anyway.

Speaker 1 I'm full of joy and life and happiness and bounce on the other hand.

Speaker 2 You should

Speaker 2 you are literally fresh as a daisy personally. I'm literally look at this.

Speaker 1 So I have a sweater on and what I was thinking of telling you just to give you premium content and our listeners.

Speaker 1 It's cold in LA in the morning. So I put a sweater on and then it quietly gets hot.
And now I'm getting mad.

Speaker 1 I don't want to take the sweater off. So I refuse.
So today I'm going as long as I can without taking it off.

Speaker 1 And Heather's taking off her sweater as we say that.

Speaker 2 I had a cool

Speaker 2 hoodie. I called an Audible right before I saw you on the Zoom.
I had a cool hoodie. I looked amazing, but I'm starting to heat up.
And I love a t-shirt. Like the collar is...

Speaker 2 like this the day you buy it and then it's fucking you know oh it's getting loose a little flash dance over the shoulder

Speaker 1 i hate that so much dana when you go to a hotel now rich man's problems of course is we call them what do you call them first world we call them first world first world so i go hey this is my old skateboarder magazine t-shirt my favorite in the world fits tight it's all good they go great just wash it delicately fold it sure they give back to you

Speaker 1 they pull it over a a hanger And now it's a scoop neck this big from shoulder to shoulder.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they go, oh, that'll pop back. I'm like, not a chance.
Never will. It's hasn't for 30 years.
You just stretched it out. So now I'm rat fucked.

Speaker 2 I know. But other than that,

Speaker 1 the sweater is still on. I'm fighting it.
But I don't want the heat to win. I'm like, I don't care.
I've taught.

Speaker 2 I'm like, oh. As long as you don't get sweaty.
But basically, yeah, if they bring back. If you put a t-shirt

Speaker 2 into laundry and they bring them back in the hangar, I just throw them right in the garbage.

Speaker 1 You're done. Yeah.
It's good fucking garbage.

Speaker 2 Because I look like I'm wearing sort of a low-cut halter top.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then it hangs low like a skirt.
You just belt it.

Speaker 1 Wear mini shorts under it.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm in the, I'm just, you, you sweater, you sweater, you sweat. That's what I'm doing today.
That's my whole, that's an old who song. Remember that?

Speaker 2 Mm-hmm. Here's

Speaker 2 an insert on this. I had a $2,000 suit.
This is in the 90s. I had to have one good suit.
I don't know what it was, Armani or something. The Russian housekeeper just happened to be Russian.

Speaker 2 I wash good for you. She put it in the regular wash and dryer.
It came out that Herve Villiche would have fit it perfectly. It was just like

Speaker 1 I have a good name for a bar, ready? It's German bar.

Speaker 1 They serve liver worst and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 To make sure

Speaker 1 it's called the worst

Speaker 1 with the W U, right? And then you go, let's go. That place is the worst

Speaker 1 trademark.

Speaker 2 Hello, sharks.

Speaker 1 I'll give you 5% for a million dollars.

Speaker 2 Let's go to unsever. Unseverst.

Speaker 1 Unt ein sweidreit bir poop sex sieven och nun zen.

Speaker 2 I love the accents I hear in the elevator in New York. Just unschilter fall in unshift feet.

Speaker 2 like a hundred. Excuse me, could you talk in a regular language?

Speaker 2 That's kind of scaring me.

Speaker 1 I said a lot of people have accents. They sound like John Rocker all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 Okay, also, we talked about my sweater. We got that out of the way.
That was good.

Speaker 1 You butt-dialed someone here at the show at the party.

Speaker 2 And it made me laugh when I heard that.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 if you pick up a cell phone,

Speaker 2 then can dial anyone in the world.

Speaker 2 I once had Putin on the other line. I mean, I didn't even know how.
I touched my cell phone.

Speaker 1 You just touch the phone. It goes, that's why you got to edges.
I hate it. It's like, don't touch the front.
Something's happening.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I didn't even tell Kevin Nealon this, but he was doing a movie once, apparently, and he butt-dialed me. And I listened for 37 minutes.
And it was just like, let's do another take.

Speaker 2 Let's do another take. No, I didn't say that.
Absolutely. But yeah, I did butt dial, and I don't know if they heard much, but it was just at a loud party, man.

Speaker 1 All they heard was like, oh, Dana's coming out to sing happy birthday to Lauren in Marilyn Monroe's dress.

Speaker 2 Yeah, does he have a dress? No, he has a

Speaker 2 stretched out kind of silver t-shirt. So it looks like a dress.

Speaker 1 I could barely hear you saying, Lauren, do we get paid here at the party or how do I get the money for the show? What do I do?

Speaker 2 He goes after that cake. I'll be honest.
He's not shy about cake. Oh, really? Oh, no.
He's not a heavy gentleman, but he's, you know, I actually had a sliver and then,

Speaker 2 you know, I had a cholesterol test yesterday and I just got the results.

Speaker 1 Okay, you want to read them live on the air like Moripovich?

Speaker 2 No, it just said too much cake at the top. I don't know how they know that.

Speaker 1 They should have a cake cutter.

Speaker 1 Fucking shark tank again. They should have a cake cutter that just cuts it in slivers because everybody doesn't want a full piece.
Just give me a little sliver.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, they have a thing called a knife, and it pretty much does that.

Speaker 1 No, no.

Speaker 2 No, I can't.

Speaker 1 I can't see.

Speaker 2 Come back with, okay, you have 10 seconds. Try to think of something you could monetize in your life.

Speaker 1 I'm saying a cake sliver cutter. It's just a sharp knife for you.

Speaker 2 You cooking with a sliver cutter. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't have any good ideas. That's it.

Speaker 2 That's all right.

Speaker 2 I've got the pie scooper.

Speaker 2 So you're able to put ice cream on top of the cherry pie, and then you can scoop it up. And my scoopers design in a way it keeps the ice cream in the

Speaker 1 oh, by the way, another news. Uh, Bus Boys is happening now, Dana.
You're kidding, Bus Boys is a GoProj.

Speaker 2 Wow, can you tell me what it is about? What do you mean, Bus Boys?

Speaker 2 It's a movie. I think it's a movie.

Speaker 1 The Bus Boys,

Speaker 2 right here yes

Speaker 2 uh

Speaker 1 spade and theo vaughn are two losers of course it's kind of like you know dumb and dumb or something we're just two guys that are bus boys and think that becoming a waiter is the ultimate goal and will really straighten out our loser lives i won't say why are you busboys

Speaker 2 well

Speaker 1 My girlfriend leaves me and we have nothing, or no one in our town likes us. And we're driving to see my girl.
I find out she's cheating. And I said, dude, let's just go to Mexico.

Speaker 1 All good things happen in Mexico. And he goes, I've heard that.

Speaker 2 And then we make it to Mexico.

Speaker 1 And then we see a sign that says, because she left me for a waiter, so I want to be a waiter.

Speaker 2 So basically, you're

Speaker 2 senior bus boys, because normally you think of bus boys, late teens.

Speaker 1 Well, we're all the oldest bus boys in America. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And then you, everything goes awry and you just head to Mexico for an adventure.

Speaker 1 A bad idea. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And does mayhem ensue?

Speaker 1 Not right away, but yeah.

Speaker 2 But I think Theo's really funny. He's got that really quirky way of talking.
And then juxtaposed with you. Count me in.
I'm sure pluto.com is going to love Premier.

Speaker 2 I'll be.

Speaker 1 It's the Penny Saver magazine is doing a new streaming service. So it's a first

Speaker 2 thing. Yeah.
I thought brought brought to you by Newman's own

Speaker 2 Italian dressing.

Speaker 1 No, it's Italian Dressing has a streaming service now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. You know, it's just we'll just put on their website.

Speaker 1 Hmm. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Theo's interesting dude. And

Speaker 1 I think I'm the smarter of the two dumbasses.

Speaker 2 It sounds like you've got kind of a southerner,

Speaker 2 not quite as big Chris Farley on your hands. A loose cannon.

Speaker 1 Well, I think if you have, I'm always sort of grounded a little bit in reality in movies

Speaker 1 just because of my disposition and demeanor, I guess. But I'm never the crazy over-the-top.
So if I do a movie with Jim Carrey, I would let him handle that part.

Speaker 1 Even though it is fun to do that stuff. But even Wrong Missy, I was the Ben Stiller in, you know,

Speaker 1 something about Mary or Meet the Parents where everything's crazy and you're just trying to hold it together.

Speaker 1 But I mean, there has to be a movie where you're not the straight man you're funny no this isn't really the straight man this is two guys are funny and yeah so it's really us you know i you know i heard that was a funny joke on weekend update i think you were there um

Speaker 1 about mike tyson fight which was uh

Speaker 1 it wound up being mike tyson and jake paul against the audience

Speaker 2 uh defeat the world or something yeah i don't know what it was

Speaker 1 yeah yeah because it was such a and listen we love ted and uh netflix did a great job. I mean, that's, they got what they want.
A big showy thing that everyone would watch. We got that part.

Speaker 2 It's the most watched boxing match in the history of the world. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that is. 60 million.

Speaker 2 60 million. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 But is that more than like the Rumble in the Jungle or

Speaker 1 Thrill and Manila?

Speaker 2 I think so. Yeah.
The Tangle in the Weeds. That was Frasier and Norton.

Speaker 2 The funny thing.

Speaker 1 The skirmish and the Burmish.

Speaker 2 But I like this boy movie. I want this to be the beginning of the people having awareness.

Speaker 1 I would say it's a trilogy, but it's actually 15. So whatever.

Speaker 2 Could we, just for a second, I'm going to work on the trailer. Spade,

Speaker 2 Vaughn,

Speaker 2 Busboys.

Speaker 2 I'll get your server for you. Hey, buddy.
Let's go. And then it goes,

Speaker 1 that's all they get.

Speaker 2 That's all they get. And then cut to you with senioritas.
You got sombrero.

Speaker 1 Yeah, cut to us dressed as something crazy going.

Speaker 2 Did I ever tell? I've told all you on this podcast about Lovitz and I's billionaire bus boys.

Speaker 1 Billionaire busboys. Yeah, Lovitz talks about that sometimes.
Yeah, well, you know, that's my idea. I go.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 I think it was both of our ideas, but billionaire busboys that have to be employed as bus boys

Speaker 2 to keep their inheritance. I guess Levinson and I were brothers.

Speaker 1 Is it like Brewster's Millions or something?

Speaker 2 Well, it's kind of like then they would be just super obnoxious to people. They would sit, they guys sit in eating, they would just sit down, eat their food.

Speaker 2 They're trying to get fired because then they get 24 hours of fun before they. So they're just the most obnoxious bus boys in the world.
And then we had a theme song. Do you guys have a song?

Speaker 2 Boom, boom, boom, boom, like ghost buses. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
No, I'm trying to connect.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Who are you going to call? Bus boys.

Speaker 1 When you need more water, who are you going to call?

Speaker 2 So when might this film be completed and edited?

Speaker 1 In January, we start.

Speaker 2 Okay, so you'll be early 26, or are you going to get it out by next summer? If you edit it,

Speaker 1 next year, 2025? I guess it will be in 2025.

Speaker 2 2025. 2025.

Speaker 1 You can't let comedy rot. I don't like when it sits.
I don't like a special sitting. I don't like any joke sitting.
Someone else doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 Especially if you and John rush billionaire busboys and green light it.

Speaker 1 That might come out first.

Speaker 2 We couldn't even get it on as a sketch. I was there and I lied.

Speaker 2 The bus boys ride off into the sunset. Right.
Okay.

Speaker 2 We are

Speaker 1 the oldest bus boys in the world. That's just the first idea.
But we are. Anyway, it came out pretty funny.
We wrote it together, and he's a very funny dude. But we can move on to more topical.

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Speaker 1 I will say, lastly, the last thing, and I better not hear one more word about the Jake Paul fight.

Speaker 1 Is the Jake Paul fight? When all the dust settles, I feel like they did it.

Speaker 1 And the way way out of being a good fight was this wasn't it was for entertainment purposes like a exhibition entertainment match. But the problem is there was no entertainment.
So now

Speaker 1 I'm suing over that.

Speaker 2 Let's take some time.

Speaker 2 It was.

Speaker 1 That's a big statement, what I just made.

Speaker 2 Someone said that Logan Paul, who

Speaker 2 probably is a very normal, sweet guy, but he knows how to stir the public.

Speaker 1 I like how you have to start with that every time.

Speaker 2 A normal greatest guy in the world.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I love this guy.

Speaker 2 But he learned that he could play the bad guy, and then his clicks and views and money and fights and exhibits, you know, is really good for him. And so it was a show.

Speaker 1 Well, did you know this part?

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 Just to interrupt your thought.

Speaker 2 Logan.

Speaker 1 I think you said Jake. I think you said Jake or Logan, but.

Speaker 1 at the beginning of the fight, Jake was one fighting. I think you meant, but Logan is not twin, but looking the same brother, was behind him spraying him.

Speaker 1 And I guess that was his deodorant line. It's just all.

Speaker 1 He knocked his hat off.

Speaker 1 I think he did that on purpose, Heather.

Speaker 2 So I got that wrong. So Jake, Paul.

Speaker 1 I would have been fucking pissed. I was Jake right at my moment, and he sprays that shit.
And plus, that gets in your eyes. Then he he knocks his hat off to get more attention back there.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's just like,

Speaker 2 can you stop promoting? You would have, you could punch you in the face. You hold up anti-swelling spray, you know, available now.

Speaker 2 But I got his name wrong. I thought it was Logan Paul.
So it was Jake Paul and it was

Speaker 2 Eddie Tyson. I thought it was Mike Tyson, but it was Eddie Tyson, right? You got it right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 And Jake Paul has a, you know, I'm sure they have their own bio freeze that you rub on where you got punched and deodorants and things like that.

Speaker 1 It's all like, hey, buy our shit and act dumber than you did that you bought the fight. It would be even dumber if you bought this stuff too.

Speaker 2 I thought the fight was free because if you have Netflix.

Speaker 1 The fight was free. I'll give it that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll give it that.

Speaker 1 I'll give it that. That's Netflix.
When you hear that.

Speaker 1 That's why it does better than the other fights. It's free.
You don't have to pay $100.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 they've got

Speaker 2 280 million subscribers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they got billions. Listen, if I have to get a crowbar in my wallet, it's a different story.

Speaker 2 Yes. I'm excited.
Heather, you tilt this up a little bit.

Speaker 1 I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 Who's he fighting?

Speaker 1 Hey, come on, let's fight.

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Biden should get in there and fight.

Speaker 1 Biden should Twitter him and say,

Speaker 1 Hey, fuckface.

Speaker 2 Come on. You want some of this shit? I'm not kidding around.
I'm being serious serious here.

Speaker 1 Here's the deal.

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 1 And by the way, and guess what?

Speaker 2 The fact of the matter is.

Speaker 1 You don't want to know what I did to corn pop.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I popped him in the corn. I know how to pop corn.
I had a thing where I was going to go bed, bath, and beyond, but then there was a rewrite and they kind of did something else. They fucked you.

Speaker 1 It was kind of funny. What about a picture I saw of Biden like in the Amazon rainforest? What is he doing? What's going on?

Speaker 2 The G20. I mean, 20 countries got together and said, hey, you want to be part of the G20? Sure, count me in.
G20. Let's do it.
Where can we meet?

Speaker 2 Let's meet in the rainforest of Argentina or something. So Biden was down there.

Speaker 1 That's where he should be wandering around. That's not a great idea.

Speaker 2 Well, he was at the podium. Then they thought he wandered off in the jungle.
He just said, that's the way people do it all the time. And he walked out of his frame into the jungle.

Speaker 1 Not like walked out of frame.

Speaker 2 Walked out of frame. He had a really nice single on him.

Speaker 1 He had a PA with him going, I think number one in the call sheet is going 10,200.

Speaker 2 That means

Speaker 2 oh, I saw number one is walking or whatever.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when they say

Speaker 1 that's Steve Martin, yeah, number one in the call sheet, they go number one is walking. The other thing they say is, uh, we're gonna uh go 10-100,

Speaker 1 which sounds like a nice way of saying go pee,

Speaker 1 but if you hear 10, 200, everyone goes like this, hey

Speaker 2 Steve Martin has to go drop a King Kong finger. That's like a cartel meme.
I'm like,

Speaker 2 how much joy can you derive? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 I know what they mean by that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 He means poop.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm going to laugh a little more.

Speaker 2 Yes, entertainment.

Speaker 1 All right. Anything else before we get to some stories and headlines?

Speaker 1 Try to keep the balls in the air for that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You're tired from the party. You flew back from SNL.

Speaker 2 I'm down a short. I don't want to use the word tired.
That's kind of negative. I have a stretched-out t-shirt.

Speaker 2 We have seven hair dryers between my wife and I. My wife has

Speaker 1 my wife, she story just got better.

Speaker 2 Seven hair dryers, and her hair is so thick that she goes, I'm going to go dry my hair. It's wet hair.
I go, I'll see you. It takes me tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow. So it's literally an hour.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 because we're moving in so many metrics, LA, San Francisco, up in the undisclosed farm, New York, all the hair dryers got in different locations. So, I washed my hair.
Disaster.

Speaker 2 And then it was like, so I said, looks good. Yeah, yeah, right.
Like, that's going to win an Emmy. So, anyway, I had no hair dryer, so I put the hat on.
And that is the end of the

Speaker 2 hair dryer.

Speaker 1 Girls, I don't know. They They got the hair dryer.
It's got three speeds.

Speaker 1 And then they got an upside down. It throws out your clavicle.
One time, this is embarrassing. Michael Keaton show on SNL.
I went down to nine where they were rehearsing on eight. I went up to nine.

Speaker 1 And then I took a shower in some sketchy wherever.

Speaker 1 And I brought my trusty blow dryer down.

Speaker 1 Why did I need to blow dry my hair? I don't know. You were in skin.

Speaker 2 But I wasn't with a blow dryer.

Speaker 1 I walked around.

Speaker 1 i think herb sergeant was in there naked i just walked right past him anyway i take a shower i get out

Speaker 1 i go upside down like sometimes you see in movies where they blow dry their hair and i flip my hair up and i passed out in the ground i hadn't eaten i love blood sugar because of the vertigo and just went and also my neck was so tight so so stressed that this holding this thing was tightening it And it was like I couldn't even turn to the side, but I obviously you got to push through to get the fluff and bounce in the hair.

Speaker 2 How long were you out?

Speaker 1 You think what a fucking disaster.

Speaker 2 How many

Speaker 2 am I in the cold opening?

Speaker 1 Is that where I am? And everyone's like, No,

Speaker 2 I'm not on the show. I have a hair dryer story, and don't be alarmed, but it topped yours.

Speaker 2 So, you know, I have no way. Sometimes hair dryers do things, sometimes they wear out, sometimes, whatever.
There's coils in there, and there's heat. Coils.
So I'm drying my hair.

Speaker 2 Guess what comes out? Warm, hot air, and then flames.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Oh, fuck.
I'll throw it down.

Speaker 2 Coil-related. Yeah, coil-related.
It's shorted or something. Flames came out.
And I thought, I don't want a fucking blowtorch. I want a hair dryer with cool,

Speaker 2 warm air. And yet I had a blowtorch for a minute.
Lauren walked in. It was the same shower.
You ready for this?

Speaker 2 He got singed. It's a long story.
There was was a police.

Speaker 1 And then Elon Musk, you pull back. He's sitting there going, this is a good idea.
I'll make a flamethrower.

Speaker 2 Hey, Ryan, I got my hat. I'm Doc Mega.

Speaker 2 Doc Mergle. Doc Mega.
I can't do Elon Musk very well, but I can do something that sounds not like anything. He has an incredible accent.

Speaker 2 Where is his accent from? South Africa, via Canada. Oh, South Africa.

Speaker 2 South Africa. It's almost like it's a little bit of

Speaker 2 Australian in there. A little bit of British Australia.

Speaker 1 My buddy from Rules of Engagement was South African, South African, Adir. And Charlize does not sound Charlize.
No. Let's just admit she took the beautiful cutaway award at the goddang Tyson fight.

Speaker 1 You see that, Heather?

Speaker 2 Did you see her?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Stunner.

Speaker 2 Charlize.

Speaker 1 She's very tall. Oh, I mentioned her in my special, too.

Speaker 1 Sally Charlie's you're just mentioning.

Speaker 2 I saw her, her and Chris Rock at a party standing next to each other, and I just looked up, and I just started seeing Ebony and Ivory.

Speaker 2 Because she's such a

Speaker 2 blonde. Yeah, I don't know which was which, but I like that song.

Speaker 1 She's great.

Speaker 2 Paul McGott. Oh, you said

Speaker 1 we were talking to the Do Not Destroy guys who are going to be on Fly on the Wall soon.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 you had charlie x k x x x c

Speaker 2 what do the x's stand for and what are the what's going on i don't know but she was game for anything and i i loved her i didn't really know please don't destroy i really don't know

Speaker 2 i didn't know much about her because i you know i listened to frank sinatra and stuff but she's really cool she and she came out and she goes I i'll be honest with you. She's practicing her monologue.

Speaker 2 I smoke, I drink, and I can't sing without auto-tune. I thought this is the coolest, you know, because everything's about authenticity, and I think she was great.

Speaker 2 I smoke, I drink, and I can't sing without auto-tune.

Speaker 1 So, that she has it turned into Brat Fall, or are we into Brat Winter yet?

Speaker 2 Because it was Brat Sun,

Speaker 2 you're a brat, brat. Am I a brat?

Speaker 1 Well, you know what it is? What is it?

Speaker 1 A lot of people think it might mean kiss, Charlie, oh, kiss, Charlie, kiss.

Speaker 1 She just thought it sounded catchy. Oh, it sounds catchy.
It's definitely hard to say. I don't know how catchy she is.

Speaker 1 I didn't need to repeat that. You didn't repeat that well.
Oh, she said. Some people thought it meant kit.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 1 yeah, because kiss is an X.

Speaker 1 But she really just picked it because it sounds cool. She picked it because it sounds cool.
But I'm saying it doesn't sound that catchy. It's hard to say

Speaker 1 Charlie X C

Speaker 2 X.

Speaker 2 Charlie X C X.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's catchy.

Speaker 1 It's working, so I'm not going to say that.

Speaker 2 I'm going to be

Speaker 2 Dana

Speaker 1 L7 L L C

Speaker 2 5.

Speaker 2 No, I'm just like an automated robot or something.

Speaker 2 Oh, boy.

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Speaker 1 This is footage from the Jake Paul fight. Let's see, a couple shots.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I like the music.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Why is it so funny?

Speaker 1 Because cats are happy and acting like cats are funny and they're barely touching and they're squishy and they didn't hit each other that hard. So fucking funny to me.

Speaker 2 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 I'm going to throw you a curveball, Dana, because I just read this in the way in. Maybe you can pull this up.

Speaker 1 I don't know, it'll, Greg, this wasn't the plan, but the voice of Mill House on the Simpsons is quitting. And it's an interesting,

Speaker 1 I'm wondering why, because they've done Mill House for 25 years and it is a female, I think.

Speaker 1 I think that's what I read.

Speaker 1 Apparently, I get all these stories wrong. Everyone on YouTube like, you didn't even fucking know what what you're talking about.
It's all right.

Speaker 1 But if we can pull it up, here are we going to go down again, Heather. Oh, this isn't bad.
Right here.

Speaker 1 This is what Heather deals with all day. I just go up, down.

Speaker 1 I think there's, oh, yeah. Simpsons voice actor Pamela Hayden retiring.
So she's retiring from

Speaker 1 maybe the easiest job in the history of the world.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Those people who got on Simpsons.
Wow.

Speaker 1 You could do this, Dana. You should audition for this.
This is a great job. Oh, yeah.
Bill Hels. How does he sound?

Speaker 2 I don't know how it sounds. Do we have Milhouse?

Speaker 1 She does Jimbo Jones too.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. Sorry.

Speaker 2 Jeez.

Speaker 2 There was a while where Harry Scheer was thinking of not continuing, and they reached out to me. I go, I can't do Harry Shear's stuff.

Speaker 2 Or could I? Whoops.

Speaker 2 Hey there.

Speaker 2 Hey there. I'm Mr.

Speaker 2 Millhouse.

Speaker 2 I'm. Yeah.
Did you just do a voice and have it? I'm any character. Hello,

Speaker 2 my name is Millhouse. I like chocolate.

Speaker 2 No, I go like this.

Speaker 1 I'm Millhouse.

Speaker 2 I'm grown up now. How are you?

Speaker 2 I'm Jimbo Jones.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jimbo Jones sounds like a funny character.

Speaker 2 I like your eyes.

Speaker 2 I'm Jimbo Jones. How are you today?

Speaker 2 I'm your new neighbor. I just say I'm available for some kind of 35-year animation gig where I come in once a month and go to a window and collect actual cash.

Speaker 1 Shit. We need another Hotel Transylvania.
That's if anybody has any deets on that, hit me up.

Speaker 2 I need a secret life of pets three.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Welcome to the Hotel Transylvania is such a gift that keeps giving. And they're funny.
I have to say, they are fun. They are great for the fam.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. Next story.

Speaker 2 Married man fakes his own death to meet woman across the seas. I read about this.

Speaker 1 You know what's funny about this? That I thought, if this is right,

Speaker 1 his name is Hogwarts. No, it's Bogwart.

Speaker 2 He was

Speaker 1 missing after a kayak trip. I think what he did was like flip the kayak upside down.
That's a good touch. Wow.

Speaker 1 You know, maybe I drowned. Who knows?

Speaker 2 Clothes or some kind of what? Just nearby. There's keys.

Speaker 1 And then he called her and left a

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, so what happened is he's asking for advice somewhere, and someone goes, hey, that's the guy. So he gets on a TikTok like almost accidentally.
And they go, that's the guy that disappeared.

Speaker 1 And that's how they find him. That's why it's interesting.

Speaker 2 Really? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Even she's excited.

Speaker 1 So he shows up in this thing.

Speaker 2 In what town?

Speaker 1 I think it's San Diego.

Speaker 2 He didn't go that far then.

Speaker 2 But he fakes his death and then he goes to the woman.

Speaker 1 He said, Should I go to Uzbekistan to meet with a woman despite being married? And they're like, oh, that's the guy. And so they go, did he go there

Speaker 1 and get married to someone else? So that's how they crack the case.

Speaker 1 God, that's.

Speaker 1 That's what they think. Oh, maybe it's just think.

Speaker 2 So that guy's been arrested. What is the crime for faking your own death? It's not as bad as killing someone.

Speaker 1 No, I think it's more

Speaker 1 you get accused of being a coward for not divorcing.

Speaker 2 So in the public square, people shun you and say, cowards.

Speaker 1 Shame!

Speaker 2 Shame! Shame!

Speaker 2 Fibbit!

Speaker 2 You can fake your own death, but can anyone fake their own birth?

Speaker 1 Let's look at a clip.

Speaker 2 I don't know. It just sounded funny.
I don't know. Faked his own birth.
It sounded funny.

Speaker 2 It makes no logical sense.

Speaker 1 We talked about butt babies last week.

Speaker 2 We didn't put that clip, did we?

Speaker 2 Butt babies, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I sent it to you. I'm like, I don't know if this is a real clip.

Speaker 2 I'm not that real.

Speaker 1 Next one.

Speaker 1 Okay, don't say anything yet. Hold on.
She has this brilliant talent. Okay, this girl does.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's that groundbreaking, but the length of it is funny. She does,

Speaker 1 will quickly comment as she goes.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 She has impressions of animals.

Speaker 2 Okay, good.

Speaker 2 Easy.

Speaker 1 American robin of all things.

Speaker 2 Pretty good.

Speaker 1 Too fast. Too fast.

Speaker 1 Anyone could do it.

Speaker 2 Anyone.

Speaker 2 Easy. Easy.

Speaker 1 Making her tongue weird is the key.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 1 That's nothing.

Speaker 2 I'll give her that.

Speaker 2 They're too fast.

Speaker 2 Stupid.

Speaker 1 Sheep. Two out of ten.

Speaker 1 Eight out of ten. I like that.

Speaker 2 I like her face.

Speaker 5 Or, ah, ah ah.

Speaker 1 Depending on what part of the country.

Speaker 2 Who is this person?

Speaker 2 Klukabera. Oh, geez.
They've pulled the camera back.

Speaker 2 She's in charge.

Speaker 1 Those are the Kluka Bera sounds like.

Speaker 1 Every child can do that in school.

Speaker 2 Wow, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 Grandma's a lesbian.

Speaker 2 With the little whisper.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 she might be the fastest.

Speaker 2 I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 And I'll just. I hope Lauren saw that.

Speaker 2 The book sapiens.

Speaker 2 If you think about the bioevolutionary advantage to have someone who could do these sounds, an ancient man on the prairie or hiding out in rocks trying to sleep, they can scare off, or you know, so there is a reason.

Speaker 2 I just figured out why certain people

Speaker 2 talk like other people, talk like so.

Speaker 1 If we go across the plains in a covered wagon, she might be the one to bring with us.

Speaker 2 You're the sound effect guy.

Speaker 1 A coyote walks up in the middle of the desert and I go, oh, there's a sprinkler.

Speaker 1 Here's a cockapoo.

Speaker 1 Here's a cocka bird. Cocka!

Speaker 2 Cocka!

Speaker 2 I mean, after about three of them, I don't know what the.

Speaker 1 I did get a headache.

Speaker 2 Okay, here it is. Ready? Morning birds.

Speaker 2 Evening birds.

Speaker 1 Bird flying away.

Speaker 1 That's the best one.

Speaker 2 Old-fashioned

Speaker 2 rotary phone.

Speaker 1 How do we get into this?

Speaker 2 Operator, get me Lionel 547532.

Speaker 1 I like when it's a short one.

Speaker 1 You just do the one. No one knows the joy of that.
Heather's too young. Okay.

Speaker 1 Next one. Let's see.

Speaker 1 We're really boot scooting along. Colombia bans marriage after

Speaker 1 17-year campaign. Oh, they banned child marriage.
You have to be 18 now to get married. Let's go, Colombia.
Good job.

Speaker 2 How young could you be in Colombia?

Speaker 1 And still. In Iraq, it's nine.

Speaker 2 Nine?

Speaker 1 I think they just said it's nine.

Speaker 1 Everything I say, I think.

Speaker 1 I think I just saw that, that it was nine. And everyone was like, I think that still feels low.

Speaker 1 So 17 years it took them to get it to be like 18 years old.

Speaker 1 So that's good.

Speaker 2 Progress.

Speaker 1 Yeah, progress. Thank you.

Speaker 2 You know, I mean, in caveman times, when you're, you're an old man by 30, you get married at 12.

Speaker 1 You know, we do have to adjust it a little bit.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. But you got to speed up life a little bit.

Speaker 1 I think when people are like at a party and I'm like, how old is that guy? They're like 85. I go, Jesus.
So people are hanging in there.

Speaker 2 No, ancient tribe. You see a guy with gray, shaggy hair and jowls.
He's like, I am chief of this tribe. I live

Speaker 2 for

Speaker 2 28 summers.

Speaker 2 They used to create a lot of people.

Speaker 1 Can people quickly calculate and go, so he's 28?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Why did they not just make a mark on a tree?

Speaker 2 I live 31 winters.

Speaker 2 The oldest guy is like, oh.

Speaker 1 Okay, next one.

Speaker 1 These are worldwide stories we're breaking.

Speaker 2 It's great. It's international.

Speaker 1 Okay, this is a basketball player, Hansel Emmanuel.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 1 And he has one arm, and he's a. Is this college? Yeah, right?

Speaker 2 Lanier will drive all the way up.

Speaker 16 The only question still lingering is that if Tennessee could be a large hill to climb for that, so he's really good.

Speaker 2 He's going to take a three. Book it for now.

Speaker 1 Look at that.

Speaker 16 And Emmanuel's got it here.

Speaker 2 Look out. Stealing.
Hansel Emmanuel. That was Purdy with a right hand.
Wow.

Speaker 1 That's Purdy.

Speaker 2 That is extraordinary. That's crazy.
Superstar basketball player.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 can't do that well with two.

Speaker 2 Well, a lot of, you know, when you look at Steph Curry and stuff, he's kind of balancing. I mean, it depends.
He must have pretty big hands.

Speaker 1 But you need to kind of, you know,

Speaker 1 the way I shoot, everybody.

Speaker 2 When you're doing those pickup games, when I'm doing fadeaways, I.

Speaker 1 This hand does help. Left hand helps me.

Speaker 2 No, no, I mean, obviously two hands is better, but you know,

Speaker 2 but that makes that definitely harder with one. He's got guts.
He's got tenacity. He's adaptive.
And

Speaker 2 he's actually good.

Speaker 1 He's playing and stealing.

Speaker 2 He's really good. He's blocking shots.

Speaker 2 A lot is just one arm. He probably has a good vertical.
He's stunking the ball.

Speaker 1 So, you know, he's stunking.

Speaker 2 It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 Good for him. Good job, Manuel.

Speaker 2 That was our feel good.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I like to say that. Yeah.
Go ahead, read this one. This store in China uses real people instead of mannequins to sell clothes.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Oh, and they're on little treadmills.

Speaker 1 Ah, vakeca, vakeka. It looks like they're doing TikToks.
So they're just talking. They're walking on a treadmill in a store window.

Speaker 2 So people could see what it would look like, not on a still mannequin, but on a moving human.

Speaker 1 Right. I like the idea.
How long? You think your job's hard.

Speaker 1 How long could you walk in that treadmill without drenching drenching in sweat well the way i saw it because it was a really short treadmill it wasn't scarier not a lot of room for error so i think they last until they fall off you know god dang you got to go hey time out like because you have to let them know before you jump off treadmill you can't get too tired and get swept back like uh george jetson or whatever yeah treadmills can be scary if you're really going fast you fly off yeah they really make they really make it to like the the instagram fail videos there's a lot of treadmills in America's funniest home videos.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know if it's you.

Speaker 2 I just do this, but at the airport where there's a really long people mover moving along and people get on that, I like to go not on the people mover, but go so fast that I go way past all of them.

Speaker 1 But you go on the regular side.

Speaker 2 I go on the regular stuff. I don't have nothing helping me, but I want to beat them.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Sometimes I do that just out of sheer.

Speaker 1 I'm so cramped up for the six hours.

Speaker 2 I want to walk. I want to move.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know. I've sat more in the the last four days than I have in the last four.
And I'm sitting now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's embarrassing. All right.
One more. Let's see.
No, we do a couple more.

Speaker 1 Oh, I just thought this is a crazy photo. This is a Miami Strip Club.
Look at the floor.

Speaker 1 After the weekend.

Speaker 2 Wet cement and mud or something? Mud.

Speaker 1 That's money.

Speaker 2 Oh, money. Oh.

Speaker 2 Wow. And that's the strip of money.
They're just almost drowning in money. It's like ankle deep in a, in a, I think they kick everybody out.

Speaker 1 They flip the lights on. They go, okay, gals, grab what you can.
But who on God screen is spending that much? That's one of those things I never got into.

Speaker 1 If I had a couple beans in my jeans, I don't throw my money. I don't try to waste it this fast and this hard.

Speaker 1 I have been to strip clubs in the old days, but it's such a clown show where they just,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 they don't like you as much as you think, Dana.

Speaker 2 I was in one once with Jared Bruckheimer and Don Simpson, the late great.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, Don Simpson.

Speaker 2 Just we're in a car in Vegas, me and Lovitzon, and then they took us to a strip club, my only time.

Speaker 2 And I realized that every person up there is doing and dancing and stuff.

Speaker 2 And I thought, if they turned the lights up and said, all strippers tonight will get paid triple and you can all go home now, would they be happy or no? I want to flirt in my G.

Speaker 1 I like these guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I like these people.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I know. Lovetts is, I'd like to see Lovitz going, hello.

Speaker 1 I'm John Lovitz.

Speaker 1 And this is a $1 bill.

Speaker 1 Would you like it?

Speaker 2 Jealous?

Speaker 2 And now I'll place it in your G-string. And I want you to earn it.

Speaker 1 He says it like it's a magic trick.

Speaker 2 I started talking to a woman standing right in front of me dancing. And I just started talking.
And she goes to school and where she grew up. I just don't find it

Speaker 2 appealing. But, you know, men have this, this, um, whatever you want to call it, this visual overdrive thing.
But women, it seems like, is it bigger with women now?

Speaker 2 Because all the movies, Magic Mike, that women go see the Aussie, the thunder from down under

Speaker 2 the thunder from down under. They're all really.

Speaker 1 Someone knows that title pretty well.

Speaker 2 I know, ask Heather, are women that as visually oriented?

Speaker 1 Heather was not sending me into a strip club for men.

Speaker 2 Never. Never.

Speaker 1 Are you clamoring to? Never. Would it be fun with a bunch of girls or no?

Speaker 1 Rather see girls sometimes. A lot of girls say that.

Speaker 1 They'd rather see girls.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's more fun to go to a girls' strip club, see girls. By the way, if you have a girls' strip club, they are the number one girl that the girls go up to.

Speaker 2 They love it.

Speaker 1 Pretty girl walks in there. They get so excited.

Speaker 2 Interesting. That's just facts.
I won't even, yeah, I'm just not going to. I'm going to let that

Speaker 2 wave over us that men and women want to see women strippers.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 facts.

Speaker 1 Okay, next one.

Speaker 1 Oh, this really got my goat. It almost burned my onion a little bit.

Speaker 1 If I could think of any so when you go to Vegas and take out 20 bucks,

Speaker 1 you have to pay $11.99

Speaker 1 fee at the ATM.

Speaker 16 Oh, well, hello, hello, hello, it's Agus Bolty C, and I'm going to take $20 out of the ATM machine in Las Vegas. $20, and the fee now here at MGM properties is $1.99.

Speaker 16 So I'm hoping to make more than $12 from this video. I mean, watch it.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 16 And we will see whether or not we can get any views.

Speaker 16 But $12 to take out

Speaker 2 Farley would have paid the best.

Speaker 1 Farley would have hated that? Yeah. Well, Farley's take out $20 a day.

Speaker 1 And then

Speaker 1 what Sippers like is when you give them a 20 and then you go,

Speaker 1 can I get 18 back?

Speaker 2 They go, I'm sorry, what?

Speaker 1 They don't like to give change. 18 back.

Speaker 2 I'm just thinking of the Goombas, you know, these guys, these, these Vegas guys upstairs, you know.

Speaker 2 All right, we're going to have the ATM meeting. All right, opening.
What do you think? What's the most we can charge? That's too much. A dollar? People tell us to go fuck ourselves.
What can we do?

Speaker 2 $5. I got $5 here.
Could we go higher and still have them use the atm boss i'm down i'm telling you any money bad i think we would go 850 850 okay we got 850 got anybody 10 you have 10 10

Speaker 2 so that they can pull their own money out of the only fucking machine you know boss i've been thinking i had a dream last night we'd go 11.99

Speaker 2 11.99 once 11.92 twice 11.99 folks do you understand

Speaker 1 So to get,

Speaker 1 if you told me, because I don't use an ATM anymore because I don't like getting shot,

Speaker 1 stabbed. It's really the most vulnerable.
You're like, it's

Speaker 1 behind you.

Speaker 2 I only do it in a grocery store. I don't do it out on the street, not in LA.

Speaker 1 I only do it at my doctor's office. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So you get the money to pay him cash. Who's your doctor? Dr.
Babingo?

Speaker 1 By the way, I haven't been to a doctor that uses insurance in about 10 years. No, they're always like, actually, we don't use insurance.
You pay us.

Speaker 1 Or they go, you pay us, then you figure it out with your insurance.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, yeah, and you figure it out, and then the insurance never sends anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then they go, you could pay us right now, and then after that, you can go fuck yourself. I don't care at all what you do.

Speaker 2 Go fuck yourself is always the best way to end any composite.

Speaker 1 Okay, so that one, I will say, if you told me what's too high at an ATM,

Speaker 1 I would say

Speaker 1 199 is about as high as they could ever go.

Speaker 2 I think there was an ATM in the hotel, and I think it was $4.50.

Speaker 1 Fuck, that's on, that's sickening.

Speaker 2 That's such a, but in the moment, you're like, you're like a monkey with a little,

Speaker 2 must have money. I'll pay anything.
Just, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're just ripping up $100 bills at that point when you're in Vegas or you're at a strip club. You're just like, get you, you know.

Speaker 2 Exactly. That's what they want.
They want

Speaker 1 to do one more. And then, Dana, I got to get you to bed.

Speaker 2 I know. I will go right to sleep as soon as possible.

Speaker 1 Oh, we're going to end on this one. This one might be too too long.

Speaker 2 I just thought.

Speaker 1 We did something like this.

Speaker 2 Oh, I like it.

Speaker 1 How far is a kilometer? Is that like a mile?

Speaker 2 A kilometer is like two and a half laps around the trip.

Speaker 1 Okay, we'll just turn it on. So basically, you can have no sound.
It doesn't matter. Yeah.
So basically, what's the fastest animal on earth? Now, okay, so obviously cheetah gets to 500.

Speaker 2 For

Speaker 2 100 kilometers, cheetah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so here's one and a half kilometers. The horse starts beating.

Speaker 2 The horse starts to beat.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And the cheetah.
Here comes a fucking ostrich, guys.

Speaker 1 Who had money on the ostrich? So now it's just down to the horse and the ostrich.

Speaker 2 Wow. Three miles.
Three miles.

Speaker 2 The ostrich beats the horse.

Speaker 2 And they destroy everyone else. Okay, the camel comes in.
That's three miles.

Speaker 2 A camel.

Speaker 2 And then the camel's catching up to the horse, and the ostrich is hanging in with all three of them.

Speaker 1 It's catching up to the ostrich around 12 miles.

Speaker 2 And we're looking at 12 miles. And look at these babies.

Speaker 1 Coyote's back. Oh, here's a human.

Speaker 2 That's the best. Well, the human would go far enough, the human will win.
I do know that.

Speaker 1 Okay. You wish you know that.
I guess you haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 20, you know, 13 miles. Oh,

Speaker 2 where is it going to end?

Speaker 1 We're at 22 miles. We're ending at 100, I guess.
That seems a little 100 miles? No one's running 100.

Speaker 2 Well, no, they have 100-mile runs. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 So the human is gaining. 100 kilometers.

Speaker 1 Is it close to a mile?

Speaker 2 Well, 100 kilometers would be

Speaker 2 60 miles.

Speaker 1 Okay, the human is passing the camel, folks. It's just in and the horse.

Speaker 2 The human is in the lead. Horse two.
At 100 kilometers.

Speaker 1 At one.

Speaker 1 Camel second.

Speaker 2 Wait, horse or third.

Speaker 1 Ostrich beat the fucking horse at last second.

Speaker 2 Oh, at the last second, the ostrich came in.

Speaker 1 Photo finish.

Speaker 2 60 miles, humans dominate. Yeah,

Speaker 1 take that. Is that how much it is? 60?

Speaker 2 10, 100 kilometers should be 62 miles.

Speaker 1 100 liters is a kilometer.

Speaker 2 Well, 10 kilometers is 6.2 miles.

Speaker 1 An ounce.

Speaker 2 So 100 miles, can you count? 6.2 times 10.

Speaker 1 52, Dumbo.

Speaker 2 62.

Speaker 1 And guess who got in last? The elephant, fourth year in a row.

Speaker 2 So if you try to run away from an ostrich, just try to get away within the first 100 meters because it will hunt you. claw at you and kill you.

Speaker 1 By the way, the ostrich is like, why am I running 100 meters? What are we doing?

Speaker 2 Why did i do this 60 miles without water or food i get

Speaker 2 i could tell by the little ammit the animation that the guy had he had a um a power aid and a card

Speaker 2 in his pocket the running i pictured you i was like look at dana running

Speaker 2 dana's a good runner oh i was back in the day well i tell you We didn't run. We hopped.
We were running from a lion. I'll tell you a fun fact that I was coming.

Speaker 2 You, when you leave the good nights at SNL,

Speaker 2 sometimes you do it with the host. Yeah.
You go into the sort of under-the-bleachers and you come out. So I think it was John Mulaney.
He just went right before me.

Speaker 2 And I think he was going and then he started skipping. And I started skipping too.
And skipping feels really good compared to walking or even running. He's got different muscles.

Speaker 2 So now, if you ever see me on SNL, I'm going back in December. You see me come off the stage.
Just remember within seconds, I will be skipping for quite a while. Okay.
That's kind of inside baseball.

Speaker 1 Well, we learned something new about Dana.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, Dana, it's been a great time with you.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 2 Thank you for having me, David.

Speaker 1 Oh, next week we have two guests.

Speaker 2 Oh, we do? Oh, should we?

Speaker 1 I'll tell you later.

Speaker 2 Oh, interesting. Okay.
You're full of surprises.

Speaker 1 Stick around. Talk to us in YouTube.
Smash the button. Beat the fuck out of that button.

Speaker 2 yeah we're our contracts coming up pretty soon so just

Speaker 2 annihilate the button like it repeat your comments let me know what helps pretend to be other people and hit it again yeah yeah yeah uh all right thanks dana all right we'll uh catch you on the fly

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.

Speaker 2 Hope you liked it.