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And you're always talking about

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Well, you always, when you hear it, you always think it's Quint and you think of the guy in John.

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We always preen and prim, but that's fine.

That's how we start.

We look, we get a feel for it, we see what's going on, we go, all right.

Right, exactly.

I dare anyone to stare at themselves on a laptop for an hour.

Yeah, I dare.

You won't like it.

Kind of go like this or, huh.

Listen, okay, so here's it.

I'll start because we're going to get right into the stories.

This is

kind of our new version.

We're back.

We're doing things.

We're on all video now.

Oh, yeah.

We're definitely going to do some fan questions at the end of these shows.

And you can email your questions into flyonthewall at odyssey.com.

And that can be a written question, a

voiced text, or a video.

We're so dumb, man.

We should not have a show.

But then we'll play them or we'll read them.

It'll be

life advice, financial, anything.

A new segment that I want to do.

Okay.

And

I'll tell you more about it.

It's like 30 seconds.

Okay.

And

now it's time for shaggy news.

Geez, Coomb, I don't think it was such a good idea to vacation in Tehran.

Well, for one thing, Trump dropped a bunker buster on Ford O'Mountain.

Some people think the damage was minimum.

Others think it was severe.

We got to get out of here.

What are you doing here, dogging man?

I can't get you.

We got to make

mystery van scoop.

I don't know.

Where's Velma?

She's getting gangbanged.

Keep running.

So I want the fans, anyone listening, to come in with different topics for Shaggy News.

Because we need more news.

We need more segments that'll come back and forth.

Did you get the part part where he goes, but Trump dropped a bunker buster on Florida Mountain

and then the dog goes,

minimum or severe?

Some people think it's minimum damage.

Actually, I didn't get that part.

That's funny.

I thought minimum or severe.

Some people thought it was minimum damage.

Other people think it's severe.

We got to go, Scooby.

You come back here, Kadamokaka.

What if

Scooby goes,

It looked like the rocks pretty much smashed everything.

How much nuclear stuff can take an avalanche?

Well, that's a good question.

It's very hard to move your radioactive material.

It's heavy and hard to get to the other mountains.

There were three bunker busters.

One creates the hole and the other goes down the shaft.

So anyway,

this made me laugh.

The most innocent cartoon versus this.

I like it.

Well, we're off to a 10 out of 10.

10 out of 10 on fly on the wall.

I will tell you, we're going high.

Yeah, everybody, Superfly is gone.

It's all fly on the wall.

No one can wrap their head around it.

And with what's going on in the world, it's just this is really the only place to go to find someone.

You got to have some fun with it, you know, like

Zodani.

I had a hard time with the going to be New York mayor's name.

It's not just because it's Zohan Mandani or not Zohan.

It's not Zohan.

It's not Waterboy.

But it's Z-O.

It's not Waterboy.

It's one Sam.

Hey, Scoob, how do you pronounce the name of the next mayor of New York?

I don't know.

I was trying to give him a nickname like Eisenhower had Ike.

There was tricky dick.

Yeah.

Obama was B.O., actually,

occasionally.

Yeah.

Barack Obama.

But for Zoe, Zohan, Zoe Man, anyway, go ahead.

Is it just Zoe?

Do they call him Zoe?

Zoe could be

Zoe Man.

You know, because it's Mandini.

It's Zo, Zoe,

mandini yeah imagine him trying to pronounce my name dana garney and do

his has a lot more letters yeah

i'd like to buy a vowel i'd like to buy a vowel

oh i will tell you quickly we're going right into the news but i didn't tell you that when i was eating on the road by the way are you near where am i going sonoma heather yeah no saratoga saratoga are you near that oh yeah you're are you playing the outdoor amphitheater yeah yeah, yeah.

I've done that several times.

I did it with Dennis and Kevin once.

That place is gorgeous.

It's up on a mountain

near Silicon Valley, basically, up in the red woods.

You wind your way up and it's a winery.

It's like a little two-lane street up there.

And then it's like, it's almost like carved into the mountain.

It looks like Rome.

For an outdoor theater, it's incredibly intimate.

Yeah, it's great.

So that'll be two weeks from now, but you're welcome to a guest spot.

Okay.

Other than that, when I was in the road this weekend,

oh, we went to Chili's one night, which was a real treat.

I like to treat everybody.

And this is a funny thing.

Does this happen?

Why don't you take everyone to Koi or something?

That'll happen.

I like how Chili.

I like how Dana goes.

Wait, did you say Chili's?

That was the treat.

Treating at Chili's, you're not getting a, they're pretty reasonable, I hope.

financially no i'm on the road and so we just say all right i they they always recommend oh when you're in cleveland you got to go to the spot but you know

it's too fast moving like i i'm not going to have a luxurious right seven course meal we got to eat get the show get ready get you want a branded one yeah unless we're going after at least i know what i'm getting i like it so we go in there and you've ever had this you know you sort of get over helped because restaurants they're happy to have you there it's like mr carvey we've got this and then they go they don't see david spade and boom dog

they don't see anyone so they go hey i'm the assistant uh night floor manager of this quadrant of the restaurant if you need anything by the way they don't want any anything.

I go, Yeah, A1.

They're like, A1.

Oh,

hey, does anyone know if we have A1?

You know, so they don't really want anything.

They just want to come over and say hi.

Anyway, so we have about four different people do that.

And then, and then we're eating.

And one guy leans over.

I think it's a total stranger.

He leans over

near Catherine because we're like on a booth.

And he goes,

Hey, I'm taking off, guys.

And we go,

Okay.

And he goes, Yeah, I'm wrapping up.

I hung in there alexa to see you guys, but you guys good, got your chips.

I go, yep.

And he goes, yeah.

So I think I'm going to cruise.

I'm like, oh, you work here.

I didn't know.

You know,

he was one of the assistant managers that came over.

And then he comes and lets us down gently that he had to take.

Well, probably a nice guy.

In his mind, he's going.

Hey, don't worry, babe, saying the dishwasher.

Eddie, don't worry about it.

I got the back.

We got a celebrity out there.

Remember Tommy Boy?

He's in a restaurant.

I got his back, you know, but I got to go soon.

I got to tell him that I got to leave.

And he's not going to take it lightly.

So, you know, you back me up on this.

So he had a whole thing in his head, but that sounds like a very nice guy.

He's very nice.

And it was very funny because it took us all a second to go, does that guy work?

And they're like, yeah, he came up at the beginning.

There's one of the six people that can't really go.

Because, you know, people come and say, hey, hi, hey, hi.

Anyway, I'm leaving now.

Listen, that's, yeah.

I didn't know you were here, but now I'm taking off.

So anyway, that was fun.

Chili's was fun.

Gigs were fun.

Can I tell you my 10-second true story that's not funny about food on the road?

Green Bay, playing Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Say to the promoter after, where's a good place to eat?

And he goes, Yeah, Ted's Steakhouse.

They got real big food down there.

Big food, yeah.

And over at Eddie's lasagna, they got

really big food.

You know, both those plays got real big food.

And I'm not kidding.

That's exactly what I heard.

And did you get big food?

I don't know.

I'm a miniature man.

Everywhere I go, my wife and I constantly have to, let's split it.

We're never disappointed.

It's like you're getting a turkey sandwich and it's the size of a watermelon, you know, and some fries.

I mean, I went to a restaurant

last night.

By the way, I saw Drew Barrymore, Heather's favorite.

She was eating there.

She was hilariously cute.

She looked great.

Actually, no makeup on.

She had like a baseball.

She looks so cute.

So she was fun to see.

And then we were ordering spaghetti, me and my friend, and they have regular and large.

Large was 130.

And I'm like, for spaghetti?

For spaghetti and gold balls?

I mean, what is fucking happening?

130.

I go, how big is it?

And they're like, it's really big for 130.

It's like this.

Who's going to eat that?

Is it that?

That's 130.

I think this.

But Dana, it didn't.

They go, it could fit like three people.

I go.

It better.

Well, did you order it?

No, Dana.

No, I don't have Dana Carvey money.

Yeah.

And I tell him my Drew Berry more so.

We never do the show.

Yeah, let's do it.

It's 10 seconds.

It shows you how sweet she is.

And it was, so we're at Sandler's, you know, DC thing, right?

You know, when he got his Mark Twain award and she's backstage, and I said, yeah, I really like your show.

You're a natural at that.

You're great.

And she just paused with all sincerity, like, just went, really?

You think so?

And she's been on for like three years.

sweet, yeah.

And then later on, we're taking the picture, and she just puts her hand on my leg.

Not in a sexual way, just very friendly.

Let's have her back on.

Yes, she's hilarious because I told her an embarrassing story, but it was funny.

Okay, so let's hit right to the news.

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Okay, here's one.

This one is, oh, we've heard these things about Bill Gates.

Bill Gates finally releases his GM out, oh, mosquitoes.

I think it was Florida.

Now, I thought this was odd because what,

what do you have to know to be able to, like, I'm rich, but I'm not, I get to drop mosquitoes on people rich.

Like, I can't operate on mosquitoes in the Gotena.

I think I've hit a money,

you know, level where I can, I'm going to drop spiders on Arizona.

Like, they're good ones.

I've trained them.

I think they're going to eat the bad ones.

So, this always is peculiar how much money he can buy.

He's not a scientist, right?

No.

Well, okay, they're genetically modified mosquitoes, so they will not transmit diseases by biting people.

Is that it?

I think they

ideally, if the mosquito goes along with it, they bite a bad mosquito and then

they die.

But now you got the GMO ones that now want to run the show.

And I don't want any added mosquitoes.

How about that?

Well, I had seen some, I think it was on PBI.

I saw a documentary about this, and they're interviewing Bill Gates.

And he goes, Well, you know, I really don't like mosquitoes, and I'm going to try to get rid of them.

How much money will it take?

Not much, maybe 2 billion.

No, I mean, if you got mosquito money, that's the worst Bill Gates impression.

I know, it's kind of current at the front.

I don't know.

It's a little germity.

I know.

I apologize.

No, it's good because.

I shouldn't apologize because I read one of the comments says I apologize all the time.

Do not apologize.

Fuck these people, man.

Yeah, the comments really, they're pretty nice, but right toward the end, for some reason, they start to go, hey, by the way, get fucked.

So that's at the very end.

But I

poo-poo that thing.

That doesn't hurt me.

I have an AI device and I say, only read me comments that refer to David Spades.

So it's really comfortable and I watch.

There's a lot of good ones in there.

Oh, good.

Okay.

There's some good ones in there.

All right.

Let's move on from Mosquito Gate.

Let's go.

Which I disapprove of.

I'm going to say.

Oh, this one is Pacers staff.

Pacers just were in the finals.

They tell ESPN to stop filming an emotional TJ McConnell after the game seven lost.

I thought of this during it when I was watching it.

I'm like, hey, that's enough because this guy is really going to live with this forever.

Because he did do well.

You remember this kid?

You watched this.

Unbelievable.

I watched every single game.

He's listed at six.

He's probably 5'10.

Yeah.

He's the speediest guy on the floor.

His stats were off the charts.

And oh, even his mom is telling.

So now they're out in a hallway.

How much crying can you do, though, to be honest?

How do we know he's why are they following him?

Get lost.

Stop.

I'm breastfeeding.

But watch, yeah and the coach waves him off but

he had kind of a blunder in all the chaos did he come in for haliburton or something well he started playing more and more minutes and then halliburton went out so he played more minutes um in a game seven when everything

i mean ok

stakes locked and loaded and they had won game six so

they had expectations to win the championship i didn't you know i because i was sort of like okay the game's over So I didn't watch the ending part, but I don't think he did anything wrong.

I think he played balls out.

I thought the guy was unbelievable.

Off the bench, he scored more points, more rebounds, more assists than anyone coming off the bench in the history of the NBA Finals.

Is that true?

So he was crying from joy.

No, because I know he got mobbed and he got caught up in a little scrum.

under the basket and he lost the ball and it was toward the end.

And that one, I was like, oh, and then I think he went back and something else happened, like he got it stolen.

Was it close enough for that to have made his?

I don't think so, but I know that it just, I remember going, wow, because I didn't, I'd look away and then look up because I looked like it was getting over with, but I thought that he's going to think about that.

And then when I saw him bawling, I don't even say crying, I say bawling one worse.

I say, I go, I get it.

That's game seven and you do something, even though all the good he did, you just feel like.

I know.

The one thing about our chosen career, which can't be emotionally violent, we get a lot of chances.

That is tough.

You may, as an NBA player, you don't know if you'll ever get back to the NBA finals.

So,

a lot of props.

We both cry a lot off camera.

Well, a lot of times after the podcast.

A lot of times I'm tearing up on camera.

Yes, you are.

I have a cry filter that I can put on.

You cry because you think a joke doesn't work or we skip something.

It didn't work.

I rushed Scooby-Doo.

I apologize for doing my Kermit the Frog Bill Gates impression.

I think you need to go to a therapist, doesn't he, Scoob?

Yes, he needs help.

He seems a little off.

I'm doing him, Yoda, at this point.

Go ahead.

Yeah, Alice, Yoda, too.

We interrupt Julie Bowen the whole time.

I just saw one clip and I was like, oof.

She's on the other

sister show, Fly on the Wall.

So that's what it should be called.

Fly on the walls.

Well, people should be happy because our thing is to interrupt each other and interrupt our guests.

Without it, where would we be?

Yeah, someone put in the comments on YouTube, stop interrupting Julie.

And I go, why start now?

That was actually, it's Nick Schwartz and that idiot wrote that.

Well,

I would just say there's a very fine line between a spirited conversation

because you don't want the air to get out of the bloom where you're not responding in the moment.

Because if I'm talking to you at a restaurant and you say, I have a flat tire, and also I go, wait a minute, you got a flat tire?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But wait till you hear the next part.

So it's organic and human to interrupt.

Well, I wrote back with someone and said, they go, you're not a great interviewer.

I go, we're not really interviewing.

We're just bullshitting with someone that we like.

It's a conversation.

It's not a straight up, you know, 60 minutes interview.

Yeah, it's not Barb Walters.

All right.

Well, we got out of that one.

That was pretty good.

Okay, so what's the next story?

Oh, okay.

So here's what happens.

This lady gets porch pirated so many times, she fills her box with black widows and then just says, whatever happens, happens.

This guy gets it.

Now he wants to sue her.

This is what black widows do, Heather.

Texas man is fighting for his life.

After he stole a package off of a woman's front porch, only to go back to his car, open it up, and see that it was full of black widow spiders.

This woman was tired of this man coming by and stealing all of her packages before she could get home from work.

So she made a little package that was just for him.

When he popped that package open in his car, a bunch of spiders came flying out and they bit him all over his face.

And then he started swelling up and getting nauseous.

So he had to go to the ER and then he called the police and would like to file assault charges against her for setting up that booby trap.

So the police contact the woman and they're like, did you put

a package full of black widow spiders out on your front porch?

And she's like, oh no, those black widows are my pets.

Were you able to find them?

I saw that they were missing and I just have them in a box because they like to stay in there while I'm at work.

And the police were like, oh, this guy, he stole the box.

And then they bit his face and he whacked a couple of them.

So they're no longer with us.

And the woman's like, he killed my pets.

That's completely unwarranted.

I'd like to file charges.

Oh, double.

Wow.

Crime of the cinch.

So

was it somewhat credible that she left him on a box on the porch?

She just set

the trap, no pun intended.

Yeah.

Leaving the box.

The guy took the box rather than she put him in the car.

Right.

They put him by the door and

he took it out of steal everything.

And then he opened up and they attacked his face.

And that was like the sixth time he stole from her.

So, I mean, people just wait for the Amazon guy, follow the Amazon guy up to your door and steal it.

And no one, the Amazon guy can't, is not going to gun him down.

I mean, no one's going to be able to do it.

Well, in my previous residence in West Hollywood, if there was a bag outside the gate or a package, broad daylight,

I'd give it less than a minute.

Wow, really?

Oh, yeah.

I don't know it's there, but anything, if someone had said, I left outside the gate, they go, when?

Oh, like 10 minutes ago.

I go, I was gone.

So the people trolling everywhere, following Amazon trucks.

And then right afterwards, grabbing what they can and running.

Running what would happen is citizens are going to start fighting back.

So there's so much crime that goes unpunished that it will turn a little like

Wild West where people get shot, people get hit, people get beat up because by regular people because they're just finally can't take it anymore.

It's like when you see fights at McDonald's and stuff, people walk in, they're mad they don't have their sauce, they're mad they didn't do their order.

They climb over and start beating the shit out of employees.

That's the most infuriating because these people are going to work trying.

And the people that aren't working come in and beat them up and harass them.

And you go, and then the people inevitably get fired.

And you go, how much shit can you take when you work at those places?

And just if everyone's on perfect behavior, it's a tough job.

But don't go in there and make fun of those people and they're up early trying to work and then get beat up, get spit on, get food thrown at them.

And they got to deal with it.

They can't really fight back.

Because I was a dishwasher and a busboy and a waiter when

my rent was like a hundred bucks.

And so the respect I have for people doing these jobs 40 hours a week, not turning into a life of crime.

But I think this spider thing might catch on.

I think it's an actually

good way to

just.

And then she's sued him.

What a burn.

Okay, next one.

Let's see.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, this is a fight.

These guys are fighting with bull whips.

It's a weird form of fighting.

Let's see.

Oh, Indiana Jones, basically.

I can't hear the cracking.

Wow, they're whipping each other with.

This is like an SM thing.

With bare chested.

It's a little sticky, but.

Oh, wow.

How much would that hurt?

Shirt off.

Whip.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, can you hear it?

Yeah.

Oh, he pulled down his pants and let him whip his.

So what the, what am I looking at?

Oh, that guy got popped.

I don't know.

It has to hurt way more in their acting because the guy pulled down his pants and had him whip his ass.

Did you see that?

Did you miss that?

Yeah, I did see it, but maybe he likes it.

I don't know.

I don't know what these guys like.

I don't think this is an organized event.

I don't either.

I don't know if this is Dana White's new thing or not.

Oh, they're wearing goggles and lose their eyes.

But how could

I take that?

I could not take that.

If you jokingly hit someone lightly, it hurts so bad.

Uh, yeah, I'm just thinking in terms of branding because they have what do they call the thing where you get you can free slap.

What do they call that hit face or oh, slap fight, slap fight?

What would you call this?

Whiplash or whip fight, whip fight.

It doesn't, it doesn't really, yeah, because it's a bull whip, right?

It's a big leather strapping whip, and you're whipping the out of somebody with no shirt on, gay bar.

No, that's no, but that guy did pull down his pants.

I don't know.

That guy did pull down his pants.

So we have some cred on this.

I'm not going to apologize for this one.

No.

All right, next one.

Let's see.

In 2006, psychiatrists asked, okay, this is just a rounding.

How many patients have you cured?

How many patients have you been able to cure so far?

I would tell you one.

How many people have I cured?

Well,

there are no real cures right now in psychiatry.

the idea of any, you asked me about the issue about how many people I've cured.

Yes, we do.

I don't know that any of us are

completely cured of anything.

It's not a good ad for these psychiatrists.

But as long as they're going 400 bucks an hour, I'm okay with the bad shitty record.

If you owe for it, it'll be $400.

You know,

still no cures.

There's a lot of

maybe medicine.

But yeah, I don't know if,

I mean, people tell me to go to one, obviously, everyone I've ever dated.

And they go, go to a psychiatrist,

and I say, oh,

okay.

And they go, I've got a great one I've been going to for 13 years.

I go,

well, that already, it's like when you go to my chiropractor, I've been going to for 27 years.

I said, I don't know if, so no one's getting actually fixed.

No one's getting fixed.

I do think it's, you know, cognitive behavioral therapy is at least not curing, but it's like, instead of doing this, do this.

Instead of thinking this, think this.

Should I tell this person to fuck off?

Yes.

And then you do it.

So that's actionable, but sort of my dad said this.

My mom, I don't know.

I don't know.

You can change someone's brain.

You know what?

It's weird.

Cause I went to one and I was talking a lot, obviously,

per my brand, but

they just listen the whole time.

And after the third time, I go,

Where are the fixes?

You know, no, no, just talk.

I'm like, are you even awake?

Like, are you, are we going to do a whole season of me talking?

And then at the very last episode, you tell me what you think, or how does it work?

There's no, I thought there'd be more back and forth.

And I think that's right.

I think that's wrong.

Why don't you think about it like this?

And because I would say, I think I'm maybe out of line on this thinking.

And they're like, when why do you think that?

I'm like, well, I'm looking for you.

I think what i think

it's like comedians you know it's it's a it's a scalability i mean some therapists you know i tried a few and then i found one that i thought was helpful because it was so in your face advice uh

but you know i don't know i i don't know it's kind of like a scam and i guess in a way i i knew someone who that was trained to be a psychologist or therapist She said her first day of therapy, a guy came in and said, hey, man, I've been here for almost 45 minutes.

I don't get get a banger if i don't get a banger the next two minutes i ain't coming back that's what he said on our very first patient what does it mean

it means some kind of big mount rush more sort of epiphanal thing to say

this is your problem yeah that's it yeah so i need a banger man you're sitting here bullshitting me charging me 400 bucks an hour i need a banger yeah like too many singles give me a fucking home run that's what i think sometimes you know when i'm in in the wings and you're doing stand-up yeah i'll just turn to the crew and go he He needs a banger, man.

That's what the audience says to each other.

No, you kill all the time.

Bring Dana back on.

Uh, okay, let's do one, let's do more.

Come on, not one more, more.

Oh, Dana, we haven't done any noises lately.

I know.

Why would AI do this?

This sounds mean.

AI creates obese elements.

Well, AI just does as it's told, right?

I know, but there's so many other things you can make AI.

This is that's not fake, is it?

Well, that's AI.

Had to bring that up.

There's never been a more appropriate use of that sound.

AI is cruel.

AI is really not like a friend.

Who's the person who thought of that?

Hey, guess what?

Shut up, Brian.

Let's tell the AI to make an obese woman go backward of a high to have a whole building collapse.

You're exactly right because everyone says, I'm really good at AI, I have chat, GPT of AI.

And really, they go, hey, put Joe Dirt doing fireworks as a baby, and then it looks funny.

And you go, all you did was say it.

And then AI did all the work.

They find the script.

They find me.

They make it.

But they go, look what I made.

I go, that's not really Michelangelo there.

We've probably taught this before, but the writing's on the wall.

I think within two or three years, I could make apocalypse now by prompting an AI back and forth and you'll it'll look like helicopters and armies

and that's right around the corner so i don't know what hollyweird's going to do with that when you could you don't need to get thousands of people out on the thing and you could say a thousand people on horseback you know going full speed across the desert and then you'll see it and it'll look just like a movie perfectly real someone's going to send us ai

scooby and shaggy and iran i bet i don't think we should have vacation in tehran scoob Scoob.

Why not?

Well, Trump

brought a bunker buster on Forlawne Mountain.

I had a bunker buster at Pincho's Tacos the other night.

I think you have a better Scooby than me.

I call it Shaggy.

I'm doing Scooby and

Shaggy.

Everyone knows, don't they,

the Age of

that Casey Kasim did Shaggy?

Yeah, that's right.

But he did do the hook of cracking because he talked like this.

I I don't know.

We got to get out of here, Scope.

That kind of gear he went to.

That was Heather, you didn't know until just now?

Oh, Heather just woke up.

That's a good one to know.

Heather has our schedule for when we record these things, and then she puts nap time right next to it.

She goes, you ready?

Open laptop, cover her face.

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You are on the go.

And

what's how do you keep going?

I mean, that's the

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Energy up, positive all the time.

Looking great, positive, good vibes.

Yeah, how do you do it?

I'm serious.

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Oh, that's right.

Cachava.

Yeah, I get it.

Listen, this is interesting because

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And this has got,

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They've got different flavors.

They've got different things.

I just right now,

I start with the chocolate.

All right.

But good idea.

I also add to it.

I put a little,

what do I put in there?

Almond butter, maybe?

And a little bit of ice.

Banana.

And a little bit of banana.

Not a lot.

I don't want it too sweet.

Yeah, yeah.

Just a little.

And a little almond milk.

And a little almond milk.

And it's great.

And some blueberries.

Yeah, yeah.

Grind it to a pulp.

Hey,

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Okay, what's the next one?

Bunker buster.

Okay.

There you go.

A bunker buster.

This is a bear doing something.

I don't know what.

Let's see.

Russians get along with bears, I think, more than regular people.

Oh, they wrestle them.

They fight them.

Okay, but this bear

is real.

It's not AI.

Hey, have a little Slim Jim.

Now,

do the trick we talked about.

So he can stand up.

He gives him a treat.

Sniffs the bit.

He's like, and then he's...

Am I a clown to you?

He's like, do it.

We're filming.

What does he want?

He's doing good so far.

Oh, wow.

Standing up is he looks like a person.

That is cool.

That's pretty good.

Wow.

He's biting it.

It's like a hula hoop-looking thing.

There's no way.

He's got it around him.

It's like a hula hoop.

He's going to do it like a hula hoop.

And then dance.

So

he's biting a hula hoop.

There he is.

Heather's worried that the bear doesn't like no, immediately wants to give him a treat.

Otherwise, he'll kill him.

I know Rush and he's saying, I will kill you if you don't do the goddamn hula hoop.

All right, take a five.

You did great.

If only humans are like that, they're acting crazy.

Just give them a little treat.

Come on, calm down.

Oh, the show is

going nowhere.

Lauren, please have a little bit of candy.

Oh, Mercy.

Lauren, step into a slim gym.

Lauren's down to making noise.

That pair's back in his dressing room going, we got two more shows today.

Well, it is amazing.

What animal can't, could you give a great white shark a treat and kind of hang out with it?

What animal?

I saw a girl petting sharks the other night, Dana, and I was like,

I was like, wrong.

I was like, no, it was like this.

Wrong.

Issue number four.

Let's do McLaughlin next week.

I wonder what that is.

do they want.

I'll do any of the oldies.

Yeah.

Issue number one.

David Spadies, butler, Spaley,

more tone, teeny tiny tunes on TV.

Yeah, that's a real one.

Can we play some of our SNO greatest hits on this, or is it copyright?

Even if we get a permission from Lorne,

I don't know if I gave it.

Marcy,

okay, next one.

Let's see.

Next one.

Issue one.

Girl with an angida's jacket on with a green.

What will the story be about?

Green coup.

I'm going to look what it's about.

Act of restraint that will be remembered for centuries.

I hope this is funny.

Let's see.

Okay.

Okay, she's

eating in front of her dogs.

Her dogs look at her spaghetti.

They really want it.

Yeah.

That one really, oh, he's making a funny face.

He really wants it.

Look at the white one's teeth.

He's mad.

But he's kind of tilted away as he growls.

Because he's been taught not to eat it.

But they're freaking out.

Oh, they're just growling at the owner.

I don't even know if I need this loud piano.

If the dog was playing the piano, it would be a little better.

Yeah, we could turn the volume off on this one.

It's kind of funny.

I mean, so

she puts the food down and then she says, don't eat it.

They start kind of turning away from each other and growling with their teeth.

Because they're so fucking mad they can't eat it.

They're like, where is this chick and and why can't we eat it they don't understand

so what was gonna happen if they eat it

um

i mean she just changes a bit yeah yeah we bring out the two guys

the two guys come out of the closet door

come on clam

don't make me drop my trousers

Here's my buttocks.

You want to try again?

Nope.

I don't feel your lacerations, Clam.

Look out, funny boy.

I injected myself with butt numb right before we started this here Rubio Dance.

Butt numb?

Butt numb.

I'm doing something you might have done.

And I got wiener numb, too.

Oh, yeah.

So whack away, cowboy.

Try these buttocks.

No, that was part of Brokeback Mountain.

Remember when Jake Galigal, they had a kind of a fight?

I didn't see that movie, Dana.

You never saw Brokeback Mountain?

It actually is a great movie, and there's a lot for you to learn by watching it.

So check it out.

I'll see the one with Margot Robbie and Sidney Sweeney.

Scissor Mountain.

It's funny how quickly the culture moves like Margot Robbie and Sidney Sweeney.

They're fairly recent, but they're like Raquel Welch or Elizabeth Taylor.

Just on going back to the 60s.

It's a good, recognizable name, and Sidney Sweeney is a good showbiz name.

Well, for at least two years of her being on the scene, because her name was Sidney Sweeney, I just assumed she was British because Sweeney Todd.

It just sounds

like

Sidney Sweeney.

You know, I've got a good buster for you.

We should go to the phones that we don't have, but we'll go to the YouTube.

Who's a bigger star right now?

Sidney Sweeney or Arizona?

What movies are

Zendaya?

Who's that?

Sidney Sweeney or Zendaya.

Zendaya is in Euphoria with her.

Oh, I see.

She came out a little bigger than Sydney on Euphoria.

She's in Dune.

She's in two Dunes, huge movies.

She is absolutely great, first of all.

Absolutely great.

But gorgeous.

Sidney Sweeney, it's a in our culture.

Is it the boobs, the difference?

Her whole look and the boobs.

I mean, women like to look at women, not necessarily in a lesbian way, but they like.

So her physicality is sort of the latest.

They would call them pin-up girls in tight sweaters if she doesn't have that pin-up girl.

So she has this playful, fun thing.

They're completely different talents.

But if she was a British girl, she'd say, stop it, Mr.

Henderson.

Every time you're teaching me, you're looking at me, boobies.

If Sidney Sweeney was British.

Quit looking at me, knocking news.

What's a good old...

What was that from Four Weddings and a Funeral or something?

Well, who was a sexy?

Is that a British movie?

Who was a sex symbol, male and female, in the 90s?

I mean, Brad Pitt just started or the 80s.

Richard Gere was like a leading man.

The women back there, Farrah Fawcett.

Yeah, yeah.

You know, it's just the culture moves.

Right now, you're at the top of your game as a international comedian international 20 years from now who's going to be the next david spade

well um

it's everyone's goal uh what but sydney sweenings and i are both huge stars both both considered gorgeous uh big careers

i don't know for sure i cannot tell you well i'll tell you one thing margot rabbi

I was on a plane, watched a movie that didn't do well.

God, who did it?

It was sort of set in the 1930s, 1930s.

I don't remember that one.

Do you remember that one?

Yeah.

Babylon.

Babylon.

I watched it and the movie had some flaws, I thought, only that.

I think Brad's in it too.

Yeah.

But she is so spectacular in the movie.

I think the movie came out so hot.

And I think a lot of people are like, what is going on?

I sort of went with it because I knew what they were trying to do.

You know, that sort of Sodom and Gomorrah.

But she's so amazing in that movie that I might put her up there.

You might let her on the podcast.

Last time in Hollywood.

Yeah.

Let her on the podcast.

You'll open the gates and let her on.

I have in development a movie with Sendaya, Sidney, and Margot.

Yeah.

And it's, it's, it should be nine to five, and you're the bad boss.

I could be Dab Newt Coleman.

Yeah, I could get a short hair cut, pula, mustache on, and be the office dick.

Yeah.

Heather, who would would you pick?

I always thought Zendai was a bigger star, but I have to say, in the last year, I don't know.

You really have, that's a thinker.

That's a real thinker.

I think they have different fan.

They have a shared fan base and then they have separate fan bases as well.

Both pretty huge, though, I have to say.

But I also saw Challengers, which she was good into.

Well, the one thing you find out sometimes is like you don't

Selena Gomez, you're just going, oh, she's cool.

She's great with, you know, Steve Martin or Martin Short, and she sings and everything.

Oh, she has a billion Instagram followers.

Who has the bigger following on social media between Sydney

or Margaret?

Let's see what the numbers are.

We're running some numbers.

Let's go to the tape.

Let's go to the phones.

Let's look at a couple of things.

Let's go to the tape.

There, Sydney, right there, with a low country.

What do you want to guess?

I guess Sendaya has.

I'm guessing Sendaya because

it's kind of a teen thing.

Sydney, 25%.

Oh, shit.

Sydney has 25 million.

This is Instagram.

Instagram.

Is Indaya higher or lower?

178 million.

178 million?

There's our fucking answer.

Whoa.

No one was ready for that.

No one was.

I believe that Sendaya, I don't know what their ages are, but sort of trends toward teenage girls in a way.

They both do.

Which you're saying, Sydney has more dudes and a little bit older.

I know they might be the same age, but I feel like she's kind of with, what's that guy, Glenn, Glenn Shirty off?

Glenn Shirt off.

Oh, she was?

Oh, Zendaya was on it.

Was it Disney?

I don't know.

Oh.

Was a Disney star, so she built up some fans.

But I think Sydney came off of a Euphoria slower and then did, what did you just say she did?

White Lotus, which is another monster.

So she kind of gradually got up and then blew it wide open.

But yeah, with Glenn Powell.

Glenn Powell's

own shirt off.

Yeah, that guy's fit.

I would never put a shirt on if I look like him.

Ever.

I wouldn't own a shirt.

I wouldn't do an ad for shirts.

I wouldn't even look at a shirt.

If you wore a shirt, I'd try to take a swing at you.

I'd barely wear pants.

You'd have to talk me into it.

All right, let's do another one, then we'll get out of here.

Let's do another Hollywood one.

Yeah, we're killing it.

We got a lot of takes.

Okay, this is what?

Uh,

consumers.

Okay, let's just see what this is.

I don't even know what it is.

Oh, is it a scene from Scarface?

Is it a play?

Oh, it's a play.

Play.

Yeah.

You do coke and you kill people.

That's wonderful, Tony.

I got a fing joint for a wife.

Okay, let's do a play.

You son of a

killer

little baby with you.

Look at that.

I'm trying to, I mean, is this real?

Why would the person?

This is a play.

I think the cocaine is popcorn.

I know, but why would they let them swear, but it's hysterical?

Look at you.

That's you.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I didn't know.

I forgot about that part.

That's pretty heavy.

I don't know.

There's a lot of shoes on.

That's the girl with the crazy hair.

Oh, yeah.

The sister.

That's the oh, yeah.

He had a whole weird thing for his sister.

Superman.

Look at the security cameras.

That was.

Wow.

Oh, that's his gun.

Oh, my gosh.

Here it goes.

You are the fing, you fing the best.

For a playoff, say hello to my little friend.

See that you cockroaches.

Cockroaches.

Take that, you cockroaches.

Oh, God, they got a lot of extras.

I'm going to go to a time machine and have that be me in fourth grade.

I want to see this play.

Where's Michelle Spiper?

We had to do Dr.

Doolittle.

Look at it.

Help him with his gun, bring him in.

You know, gun him down with a flamethrower or whatever he does.

Oh, no, this guy's going to get him.

Tony's still dying.

He's going to get

lasts a long time.

They got shot.

Oh, he's still in the pool.

Unreal.

He walked up because he could not miss that last shot because that was the closer bit.

Seriously, what school lets the kids go, what the fuck you want, man?

Hey, look at me, man.

Say hello.

Say hello to my little friend, you motherfuckers.

Pulls out the score.

So someone's asking, Was that in America?

I don't know.

Because I think I think it's

from Coba.

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i want i want my i'm a political prisoner i want my fucking human rights that was uh brentwood school i just was just in brentwood high yeah beverly hills high can you imagine how much fun

uh those kids had crossing that swearing with fake guns and everything oh my god and they're and they like get free reign you can say it because he's like my character says it hey how about some pinocho they're like well that's not in the script well they're taking the script from the movie i don't think it was a play ever.

It should be a Broadway play, and I know who's going to play Tony Montani, man.

Oh,

I like this clip because it lit up the Tony inside of you.

That's what I do, man.

Look, you like to

get on a computer and do a show.

You call that fly on the wall.

You used to call that superfly.

Superfly fly away like a little birdess, man.

That little kid had to go like this.

You want some fucking popcorn?

You want some popcorn?

Oh, yeah, the whole thing of popcorn stuff.

That was the cocaine.

You want some popcorn?

You don't take my popcorn.

Don't take my popcorn, man.

All right, let's end on that one.

That's so funny.

It's so cool.

Yeah, that was great.

All right, we did great.

We did everyone who sent the clips in.

Yeah, everybody, thank you.

And everyone, thanks to us, especially.

And

thanks to Dana for being friends.

And let's see next week.

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Okay.

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We did great.

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