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My wife's in-laws came to visit and they're in their 80s and they're Irish and they didn't, they we wanted to put them up somewhere and so we we got an Airbnb

and we went to it.

It was right in the little town and it was spectacular.

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And so they had privacy in their time.

They could walk around the little town and we didn't have to put them up here and have someone say, do you know, could I, where would I get a towel if I needed a towel?

You know, that kind of thing.

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All right.

I know this is weird.

We've done this a long time, but could I get a selfie, just a picture of you?

Yeah.

Okay.

Your best look.

Okay.

Show them what that look is.

And they'll look back at me.

You poked it pretty hard.

You got it?

Yeah.

Well, I had to mime it.

He's comedy.

Well, here we are.

You can see our whole bodies.

It's not an illusion.

Are we dream boats?

No.

Are we, have we been on a boat?

At least we're the same person that everyone accuses us.

Yeah.

I was going through the comments, Dana, and just blocking people.

And no, I didn't.

I go through other podcast comments and pretend they're about me.

I compare comments of other YouTubes and go, oh, the people hated them.

They're pretty nice to us.

That's good.

My wife leads a little comment.

She, you know, types it out every day.

So I get comments on how I was the day.

Oh, she does on the fridge?

Yeah, it's like comments.

It's called about your performance and said, that one guy looks stupid.

You're like, was that about me, huh?

That's funny.

So, Dana, I was on the road.

I know you're on the road

by my stories about the

tour called?

Oh, yeah, I got a feel for it.

Yeah, so

I was on the tour.

We just started.

We did New Joiz,

New Joisy, and we did Boston.

Okay.

And then,

and I got some coming up in Omaha, Des Moines, and what?

St.

Louis.

Oh, that'll be great.

God.

Home of Nikki Glazier.

I know it is a fucking grind.

And America, you know, I'm the biggest pussy, so please come out because to get on stage, to limp on stage after all the travel.

I know.

For the love of God.

You want to still do my act?

I just want to get there and touch the mic and go, I did it.

Let's go.

But when I hear the roar of the crowd.

You've been everywhere, man.

So here's what happens, Danny.

All right, so you would blow your brains out

for which flight.

The hike, Heather went on this one.

I was with Dan Levy, Catherine Blanford.

Heather went to just sort of supervise the children.

So we go all the way out there.

We get one of these first class, right?

But, you know, they kind of,

you know, planes more than I, I should have checked with you.

It's not the one that they say it's like a little small apartment.

Well, no, it's domestic.

Yeah.

So it's very rarely a wide body.

You know, do you know the difference between a wide body and a narrow body?

Is it a seven and two?

Two and two, not two, three and two.

Seats, that is.

Wait, so it's two on the outside, three in the middle?

Is that a wide body?

It can be, how depending on how they configure it.

So you're probably on a max, one of those ones that tend to go,

but it's all right.

Super Max.

Super crash.

So I went on and I was in first because sometimes I do code, somebody do first.

This leg lingo goes to sleep.

I did.

This is the leg I go first.

But it was so squinchy, I couldn't really camp out in there.

It was pretty basic.

So it's just eight hours of reading Us magazine.

And my monitor was on the fritz, my TV.

They're like, oh, yeah.

And I go, and my Wi-Fi doesn't work.

So I'm really raw dogging it.

How long can I read the VARF bag?

Well, I have a fear of flying.

And what's great is on some flights, I try to get on the Wi-Fi.

Yeah.

And I try for like four hours

we'll be landing shortly and all I did the entire flight was try to get the Wi-Fi more like Tri-Fi when I get on it it goes credit card this isn't your everything didn't match and I'm like and they're like we're almost there folks like yeah you're wrestling with a robot I mean I want to give them the my money no here's the thing The Wi-Fi works when you sign up for it and you pay.

Oh, it works perfectly.

Then suddenly it's on the Fritz.

Then it can't do anything.

I'm like, how did the money get there so fast?

I don't get on Wi-Fi when I want to pay is what I'm trying to say.

Anyway, I'm saying I pay for it and then it won't go through everything.

No, I know that's the worst.

Okay, that's the double worse.

Yeah, I'm rat fox.

So you made it.

So there I am.

There I am in beautiful New Joyce.

So I walk around and do a few bits, you know, on the street just to warm up.

Yeah.

Anyway, show's fun.

Great crowd.

Next day, this is where it gets complex, Dana.

Stay close.

I'm listening.

I have to take a ghetto little puddle jumper to go.

It's only like a 39-minute flight, right?

So it's a puddle jumper.

Well, like a smaller plane, you'd hate it.

You'd hate it.

I've been on every plane.

It's not props, but it's a little skinny one.

And now where I go, it'll be fun if we're on coach together, jam together.

So I get on and they go, oh, you should get on first.

You know, let's get on first.

Bad idea.

You get on first to give the, so you have luggage room?

Right.

You've never been in coach.

I should have showed you.

I should have started out in coach for years.

Oh, you've been there.

You remember.

Yes.

So I get my bags up.

Now I'm squinched.

And now we start the taxi.

I have a show that night.

So you get a little itchy.

Like, let's go.

Let's taxi.

Let's get this thing.

Right, right.

So

I'm like, are we driving there?

I'm like, hey, there's the airport.

Oh, no, we're driving over here.

Taxiing.

We're taxiing for one hour.

You would have.

Really?

One hour?

Yep.

And then we're sitting there.

And I'm like, everyone closes their window on the plane.

That's a new thing.

Open.

I want to see where i am in the world oh we're still on the runway we're about five feet from the gate and then after an hour and people are you know they're putting their stuff in their butts in my face i'm like i don't i don't really care about coach this one was so tight and so these tight butts in front of me so i go okay and then they go hey it's your captain uh we got a little snafu up

Snap what?

Snafu?

Snafu up here.

And he goes, we've got nine computers and eight of them are working, but the other one, I go, go for it.

Like, I'm like, I don't care.

Eight's fine.

I don't know what the ninth one does.

I'm gambling.

It doesn't do a lot.

But if we got eight that are pumping it out, working hard.

And so he goes, we're just going to go back to the gate and check it out.

Back to the gate.

That's a real

and you know you're fucked when he goes.

Actually, we're going to have you grab your stuff and get off the plane just while we figure this out.

Well, that's better because sometimes you sit on the plane.

Mayten is going to check it out.

So you see a guy in an orange jumpsuit with a wrench, goes into the cockpit, comes out he's sweating and he's shaking his head like this as he walks and he goes get off not giving a lot of confidence got him i don't know second wrench he's going is it righty tidy lefty loosey i don't know man so i get off and i feel better that i'm off but i go we got to rent a car and go you know we got to just go because my flights you know i got to get to boston i cannot disappoint mike you went for the car thing so we start calling a car and then they go well it looks like we found a plane we're going to get on in a half hour i go it's cutting close.

And then they go, well, our plane's,

it's leaving from Charlotte soon.

I'm like, oh, so it's not here.

So what was that story?

So we see a pilot and we go, dude, cut the bullshit.

Give it to me

right down the middle.

Is this plane going to take off or should I get in that car?

He goes, I'm one of the pilots.

They usually, if they say a plane's coming, we're going.

I'm like, okay, because our window's closed now for a car.

So we wait.

About an hour later, they load us up, Hour of taxing.

Get there.

Beep, bop, boop, bop, bop, beep.

This and that, that and this.

Run on stage.

Crush, crush, kill.

Crush, kill, crush.

Standing hose.

Standing o's, standing hill.

Standing o's.

Kill, kill, crush.

Jumping kills.

Kill, kill, kill, kill.

Everyone's shooting off bottle rockets, rolling candles.

Anyway, great show.

Worked out.

And

that's a story that could have been.

20 seconds.

I have a 20 second one.

So my wife and I are in Paris, metaphorical cigar.

We don't travel ever.

And we're going on an A380.

It's like a, you know, basically a shopping mall with wings.

It's so huge.

And they drive you out in this car and they're playing music.

And we go up on the gangway and it's French.

It's Air France.

So a guy's like Maurice Javalier for you older folks.

Maurice.

He's a charming French guy.

And he meets us.

We are pretty much probably going to take off, but right now we have a maintenance problem.

So I suggest you go back to your lounge and come a liter so

guess what they fixed it and we went and i was not happy on the climb out the climb out is that when you're leaving like that well once it's the first 20 seconds are the most dangerous part of a flight so you just you know you just wait if you go to two minutes the odds go to 20 million to one so i reallow myself to be nervous after how long two minutes i ask my i allow myself to be nervous for two minutes i count from one to 120 back to zero and then i just go it Yeah.

And then this is before I go to the airport, though.

Sorry.

Good night.

Boom.

But that's it.

So I did that, got back.

My voice was a little low, and we had Larry David today.

And I go, he better not think I'm sick.

He will flip the fuck out.

I go, I'm not sick guy.

It's called being super fucking tough.

That's what he says.

He does.

I don't think he's phobic because afterwards, he was so great.

I just spit my palm in front of him.

Put it there, pal.

Yeah.

And he did.

Yeah.

It's a big handshake.

He wanted to wrestle out there.

I'm like, wrestle?

I don't wrestle.

He's like, no, just grapple around a little bit, take our shirts off.

He gave me the whiskers, like my dad.

He got on top of me and he's like, rubbing it.

Oh, that's fun.

You know what the most embarrassing part of that is when you get a boner?

This did not happen with our friend Larry David.

No, no, it didn't happen.

This is Jerry Seinfeld coming into Superflight just to say, no,

he was great, though.

But he's on Flying the Wall right now.

He's literally on As We Speak.

He's on there.

And

he had two

purple nurple.

He had two tomato boom booms at the Desperate Sponge.

I've done these Carson things for the last three years.

It's working.

I've got Desperate Sponge, and I have not been able to beat it.

But I have one I'm going to try right now in Superfly that doesn't beat it, but for some reason, it really makes me laugh.

I had two double daiquiries at Banana Dan's.

At the prickly push.

Banana Dan's is funny, right?

I know that's a quicker one.

Because Aaron,

no, it's funny.

Sorry.

Listen, by the way, it sounds chaotic, but we have our buds coming in here to jump in and join for the news.

Because we're, I just like, I'm more amazed, even though our stories are dumb.

I'm more amazed we're both sitting here and we get to show our whole hands and bodies.

It's fun.

Right.

We're showing our legs, feet, hands.

You get to see the carry underwood calves I got going on here.

I'll just say it.

Gap,

Brooks, Brooks.

Oh, yeah.

Dana Daniels.

10 years old.

10 years old.

Or Banana Republic.

Cords.

Banana Republic stolen.

Levi.

Whole outfit?

How much is this little cutie?

Whoops.

Don't give yourself lace and make a glare.

Don't be jealous.

It's solid gold with a solid diamond.

It's a Rolex.

Whoops.

No, I have one good watch.

Our mystery guest is coming down the stairs.

One of our old buddies.

Oh, this is fun.

We do have a mystery guest.

Yeah.

Okay, so we're not going to advertise.

We've not advertised our guests and

who it is.

Oh, no.

Carol Cheney will be here in a minute.

Title.

Yeah, as we stare at the door now, like two puppies.

Brooke Shields is.

Oh, I tell you, we got to get Brooke Shields on.

She's great.

I flew with her once.

I hear Heather yasping in the hallway.

It's our mystery guest.

Interesting.

We're going, Kev.

So just come sit down or whatever.

It's just rolling.

You're just walking into television.

Careful.

This is like the tonight's show.

Let's bring out our first guest.

Hey, what's up?

Good to see you, bud.

There it is.

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Oh, my God.

That's the first time they brought us.

Whoa,

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Anyone try these fucking chairs?

I said Kevin is

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I told him to give you space.

Yeah, they got a fucking box of groceries for some reason over there.

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I'll tell you right now, I would not join a modern-day hunting party of men because the question is: 100 men versus one full-grown silver-backed gorilla.

No chance.

And there are people out there like this that are saying that 100 guys would win.

And no, no, they wouldn't.

No.

Just flat out no.

A gorilla's skin, you can't bite through it.

Are there bones?

Somewhere between them.

There goes my plan.

Learn that the hard way.

Their hand, like their grip

is so

grip.

You could talk

could make you jizz in two seconds.

You know, if they came at him one at a time, this is what you're fighting for.

They wouldn't win.

The gorilla would win.

But I think if they all jumped on him at the same time

and poked his eyes out.

Yeah, I think that the trick is the eyes are the nuts.

I think if the gorilla just put its giant arms down and just sat back and went, go ahead, your best shot.

Sorry, substitute, Yoda.

How do you do a gorilla talking, Kevin?

Well, here's what I would do.

Yeah, let's say you were onto something.

Spotty was onto something.

You take the balls and you shove them in the eye sockets.

You cannot see through balls.

You cannot see through balls.

So then he's blinded.

You can't see through mine.

I'll tell you that.

What did Hans and Franz say about a gorilla?

Well, you know, let me tell you something, Hans.

You know, there's no maths for us.

You know, you get us in the jungle and we just go

crazy.

You know,

humans were not a primitive primate.

You don't need 100, you need two.

You two, Hans and Franz.

You have no.

How many guys would it take, though, to take down a let's say a chipmunk let's start with a chipmunk yeah a chipmunk ground score guys

yeah and then you work up this guy here's what would happen you're right kevin the strategy is i'd start with a push fight just let that let the gorilla get a feel for him you know yeah yeah okay he is pretty strong he is

his skin is tough okay and then i'd tell everyone else to go first because he's going to get winded I mean, if he's just plowing through guys,

it's hard.

You need everyone to go at once, like go.

And then everyone grab an arm or something.

It's just, but it's too tough.

It is too tough.

Well, you know, they say to get rid of a shark, you just punch him in the nose.

Yeah.

So maybe that works with a gorilla, too.

Yeah.

How about this guy?

I think we should try it.

One foot or maybe 18 inches of water or maybe two feet of water, great white and a gorilla fighting in two feet of water.

Okay, I got the plan.

Where's Mr.

Beast?

I got the plan right here.

He'll put this together.

I don't know why we didn't think about this earlier.

You have some kind of ether,

you know, and you put it over his nose and mouth and knock him out with the ether, you know, with a bag of like, you know, a cloth, ether.

Put it over.

And then he's out and they just stomp on him, I guess.

I'd say a hundred guys with

chainsaws.

A hundred guys with chainsaws versus the gorilla.

I guess they're saying you can't use any kind of weapon.

Yeah, I would think you don't even have to say that.

Please, this is new rules.

Okay, people.

Okay.

A hundred guys with chainsaws.

Sorry, though.

Okay.

Okay.

Is this worth it?

Let me see.

Mathematician who refused to accept a Fields medal and the $1 million clay prize?

Yeah, he wins a prize and they give him a million dollars.

That looks like Bill Hayter in makeup, right?

What is a million-dollar clay prize?

I don't know.

Play it.

Let's see if it's worth a shit.

I don't know.

Oh, he's not interested in money or fame.

I don't want to be on display like an animal at the zoo.

I'm not a hero to mathematics.

Ah, finally.

You're disturbing me.

I'm picking mushrooms.

Oh, yeah.

This guy's just surprised and he just rejects it.

Is that yeah?

He's old school.

He's like, I just do math, dude.

Get out.

I'm not trying to be in Goodwill Honey.

Man, you have any?

What are your favorite heroes of mathematics?

Oh, I've got a lot.

You got to start with Newton.

You got to start with Newton.

You got to start with my car.

He is Isaac Newton.

And if we knew another mathematician, we would say

Einstein.

Karl Marx was an incredible at arithmetic.

Oh, yeah, and a great comedian, too.

Yeah, he had an abacus.

COVID bubble.

I'm okay.

Thanks for running over.

Were you good at math and hospital?

I was very good at math.

This guy's a whiz kid.

I was a whiz kid.

But,

you know, I got out of it.

I think I hit a wall.

Something stupid like geometry didn't click with me.

Yeah, yeah.

All my scholarships went down the drain.

That was the only one I was good at was John Trust.

Oh, meet mop, square peg.

I like that the best because I'm good with pictures, you know?

Oh, yeah.

But there's numbers I'm not good good with.

Pictures, yeah.

Were you good at multiple choice?

Yes, for the sad.

Can I give you one?

Yeah.

Okay.

What doesn't belong here?

Apple, pear, banana, tank.

What kind of banana?

Is it Chiquita?

Here's a trick question.

Yeah, it is.

Is tank the name of a fruit?

Kevin was shocked and he said, if math was more pictures than numbers, he would have been great.

I would have.

Turns out it's so much that it's more numbers, I think.

What's your top five worries in just your personal life?

Climate change in the mix.

Kevin, is your number one worry yourself?

COVID, bro.

My number one worry is that gorilla.

Yeah.

If it's that gorilla they showed, I would be scared.

But go ahead.

How about a thousand men trying to take it down?

How about me taking on a hundred gorillas and let's see what's fucks up.

You're talking about one gorilla.

Well, I think, you know, the top five worries, I think, for everybody is, except for Spade, is financial.

Financial.

Yeah.

And then health.

Right.

Right?

Yeah.

And then your car.

They always say invest wisely.

And then bags under your eyes.

Bag eyes.

That's one of mine.

And then any kind of rattle.

Thanks, thanks, comments.

Corporal tunnel.

Did you, honestly, no joke, did you sleep on your face last night?

Someone called me a pound puppy.

That's what people say.

I'm sorry.

You know those old pound puppies?

They have dogs with big, droopy, baggy eyes.

Yeah.

I'm going to Brad Pitt's guy, and I'm going to say, take a samurai, do whatever you want.

Why Brad Pitt?

I don't think he he just looks good as anyone looks good i want to do you use a cpat machine at night do i yeah i do not you want me to it's kind of fun what does it help it helps if you're snoring or if you um wake up with uh uh sleep apnea where you could gasp you know you have it oh you'll wake up i do yeah i do you wake up and you're gasping yeah i do that oh what if you wake up and you're kind of like that was a sexy dream you don't have apnea right oh no no if you're waking up with a boner let's look at a clip

not mine that's me by the way like these two guys, because we just didn't hear it together, like Kevin's rhythm comedically and yours, just there's symmetry there.

I mean, it's kind of nice.

But who came different?

Oh, Kevin.

By the way, we can mention it here and mention it later.

Kevin is shooting a special

at the Irvine Improv.

Great room.

Great room.

Incredible.

What are the dates?

The date's going to be May

10th.

May 10th Saturday at the Irvine Improv.

And I've, you know, two shows.

Two shows 6 and 8.30.

Irvine Improv.

Tickets are going very quickly.

Not really.

Low ticket warning.

No ticket.

No, Irvine does fill up, and it's such a good comedy crowd.

They're really good.

Get comedy.

Yeah, people should check this out because Kevin, I've been watching for years and years, and always guaranteed funny.

I see you doing even practice sets at the Improv Killing.

Kevin Ian is everybody's, all the comedians know.

He's one of the all-time great.

Everybody's friend's favorite comedian.

Now, you know, they say Nate Bergatzi goes, I'm everyone's mother's favorite comedian.

Yeah, right.

Is this,

do you feel like you're at the top of your game coming in?

I'm at the top of my game.

I'm feeling like an athlete.

I'm at the top of my game, and it is downhill after this.

I'll tell you that.

But I'm telling you, I've been working a lot on the road lately, and I'm, I've got to be honest with you.

I'm kind of funny.

I'm kind of funny.

Oh, you are.

Yeah.

And

I can't wait to do this, actually.

I'm really, you know, I used to, I did other specials before and I was kind of worried about it.

And, you know, I did the exact same thing each show.

But now I'm just going in.

I'm having fun.

Yeah.

It's such a mind thing.

It is a mind thing.

Let's keep talking.

Okay, keep talking.

So we're talking about Kevin's special.

Tickets are going very, very fast.

Irvine Improv.

May 10th.

Irvine Improv.

And he's at the top of his game.

It is like an athletic thing.

Spotty, I got to tell you this.

I've been doing a lot of research on specials.

I've talked talked to Dane about this, and I've been going on Netflix.

By the way, there's like a thousand specials on Netflix, so I don't think they're specials anymore.

So I'm looking at different backdrops that people are using, you know, to get an idea.

And then I came across yours,

and I thought, well,

let me hear what Spade does in his act in the beginning.

Let me see how he gets into it.

And you did a bit that was exactly the way the bit I was going to do in the beginning.

Yeah.

And I thought, oh, my God, that was like my, that was my coming out of the gate get him on my side and then I could just cruise for the rest of the show okay

and what is the bit the bit is uh I just do a truncated but he really milks it he's got a better better way of doing it but I say um

so I'm outside right I'm out front of the club and I'm talking to this woman I don't know who she is fan

and um

she's one of these people who likes to announce that she's a hugger before she hugs you because I'm a hugger I say well I'm a kisser

she wasn't a hugger anymore and then i go on but so i'm watching spades thing good quickie oh

is that your special it was kind of because it was during covet i'm a hugger and then she goes he was she's an ass grabber and all

so just absolute sometimes it happens parallel yeah yeah i mean there's so many comedians out there now i mean

people are a lot of comics are doing the same hunks same topics and i'm going through these things i'm thinking okay got to get rid of that no

got to get rid of that it's no one sees it's your spin on it because back when we started, everyone had a 7-Eleven joke at McDonald's.

But then I was like listening to Dennis Miller, and I'm like, well, he's not a hack, he's doing all of them, but he just does his version of it.

So as long as it's your version of each joke, who cares?

Well, I like the way you did my version of it

really well.

Yeah, you know, I remember that night you went and saw Kevin at the store.

We go, he was really funny.

His opener was great.

I said, I have no ideas for a special.

Then I saw him, and I go, I have a lot of ideas.

And then you said, all of a sudden, you had a new act, but you said you saw him there, and then you also saw him at the ice.

cream.

No, I just did one, but you're going to, Dana was telling you about shots.

Dana wasn't happy with his shots.

Yeah, he liked the cowboy shot.

And so you try to go loose.

Even this is like,

it's really nothing, but it's kind of important.

I like to show both of us.

So it's just like a more of a bullshit.

Let's let them in on what the cowboy shot is.

This is like, it started with Steve Allen, I think, or Carson, comes out for the monologue.

If he had a pair of six shooters, you'd still see the bottom of the guns.

So it's sort of like mid-upper thigh.

And also then if you if you gesture like so i went to uh nova scotia you could still see the hands in the frame yeah yeah and so that's the shot you want to stay on most of the time the special i did for some reason they didn't they had eight cameras they didn't have that shot yeah they had head to toe or here or here tight and here is good for horror films

but for comedy it's editorializing and when it's that jimmy kimmel fallon they all do colbert they all do that cowboy shot you should be a cinematographer You're so good at noticing those things.

Thinking of that, I know.

I can't help it.

Well, when you're a lot of sweating, like

some comic, you're like, oh, this guy's working.

I think just the title alone will bring people to my show.

Oh, what is this?

Okay, what's called the title?

Loosen the Crotch.

Loosen the Crotch.

Loosen the Crotch.

Hilarious.

Mostly.

I like it.

I'm doing one too.

It's called What's Up, Bitch?

Oh.

And who is she?

I'm trying to stop yours.

David, if your special wasn't Dandelion, what was it going to be?

It was going to be in-between benching.

That's good.

Actually, a friend of mine, Larry Bubbles Brown, is like just very funny.

That was where I got the line from.

He wanted to name my special, Don't Laugh, Bitch, You're Next.

I don't mind that.

Well, it's such a painting a picture of something.

You're just called Dandelion?

Yeah.

That's a great title.

That's like Chris Rock's, you know, tambourine.

I don't mind one word.

It's kind of vague.

And it really kind of means, because in one of my bits, I say, I almost got in a fight at McDonald's.

And I say, guys, I can't get in a fight.

I'm a bit of a dandelion.

I look tough on TV, but

I will break easy.

And then I think it's think of a title.

But that's good, too, because you could kind of refer back to it.

Well, that's, you know, when I did dandelion, you know, as opposed to, that's when I did Loosen the Crotch.

It's not the same.

Don't you love when people refer to shows they do and truncate it?

I knew a guy who worked on Save By the Bell, and he wanted it to seem more fancy.

He goes, Yeah, that was when I was working on Belle, you know, and

S-A-B-D.

s-abd that's like curb your enthusiasm yeah we worked on bell you know yeah but uh you know we i was working on dandy you know i that was my dandy i know curb your enthusiasm went down to curb but it could have just

it's easier than saying i worked on enthusiasm

you tighten it that way that's hard to do that i don't know if they'd go feld i well yeah we had a show called feld

sign feld you guys are two of the people i think i could sit and listen to the most and enjoy like a conversation like in a booth at a diner.

Not separately.

That would be horrible.

Right, because you together.

Well, you know, in Russia, because a guy, a Russian friend of mine said this, is that if they go for vodka, they always get a third.

So they never have two guys going out.

It's almost intrinsically kind of romantic, just two guys alone.

What do you want?

What do you like?

What woman do do it?

So they get a third.

So right now we're in a third.

So if you say something funny, you might have two people laughing.

If I say something funny, I probably have two people laughing and then people in the background laughing really hard as well.

Now, if David.

That's the same policy I have for a threesome.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

You don't want one-on-one.

I did have a threesome.

Have you ever done a two and a half threes?

You've had a threesome?

I had one recently in college.

Did I tell you this?

Recently.

When did you just grab it?

In college.

Okay.

It was me, my buddy, and this other guy.

Okay.

Listen, it was supposed to, one of us was supposed to be a girl.

That was the first plan.

That was the blueprint.

And then it got nighttime.

she flaked and i'm like guys it's all set up let's just run through it once let's just grab someone let's just see if we get the beats down you know what i mean let's just

dry rehearsal and and you know we got the candles it looks like a sting video and so

in hindsight it seemed gay yeah when when i explained it to people and then they explained it to me it didn't it it was gay yeah yeah i'm sorry there's nothing wrong with that but some of the seams is i guess is out of it now it's all just well hindsight got to be gay yeah hindsight would be a good name for a special oh man that would be good hindsight but then you got to put that word in there somewhere maybe oh and you're asking that's the hard thing of doing that is like a movie and then the title somewhere in it it's not a rule but it's kind of interesting that dandelion was in it but i thought i liked dandelion and then i go i got to make sure i do that bit because i want to say it in there somewhere what about these guys who uh good have t-shirts printed up with their joke on it And they got like a thousand t-shirts and they got to keep doing that joke.

Oh, that's right.

Sell the t-shirts.

Who is the first one you remember that had merch um

vic dunlop was mine god what a good memory

you know what it was him thomerson i'm just thinking

regulars they were like it was a it's what people well you don't know a bit from their act that would kill yeah they decided oh i'll bring up suitcase full of these goofy eyes and then people laugh they walk out drunk they grab it for 10 bucks or something the great thing about dandelion is you could just put that on a shirt and people like that anyway

and it'll be a skinny dandelion with a little band-aid on it and the white parts will be my hair and it'll say blow me

it's not bad oh so it's not the uh that's a overly ripe dandelion yeah but i i thought that's what they all were no that's how stupid i am yeah kevin's like oh my god no that's good to be able to say blow me it's like wasn't howard sternsbrook coming all over you again or something no that was tom cigura's tourist i'm coming all over the world no howard stern coming all over so why how come we never did Hans and Franz t-shirt?

I guess we couldn't back in those days.

Hey, have you read the Burly Man?

Huh?

Have you read the Lauren Blood?

I'm on page 800.

Really?

I just wait for other people to read it and then explain it to me.

Have you read it?

You read it.

But my wife read it, and she every morning she gives me a recap.

Oh, really?

Oh, that's good.

So I might do that as a podcast, like as an Instagram

every day, read it, and just kind of give it a little bit of a video.

Oh, you should go on for a long time watching because I want to know what's in it.

Yeah.

And she just photos.

Yeah.

Is there photos in it?

a couple just me though just a lot of different he was always my favorite did you still draw car something about kevin did you ever draw me uh not yet it's interesting to see how many people got fired from that show that you didn't know got fired it was it was it it was soft firing though kind of we talked to taron king about that it was sort of like you're just not you're never like you're fired it just sort of slowly get back farly and sandler you know i didn't know that did soft firing right yeah did you know they got fired i didn't didn't know that.

I did not know that.

I knew it.

I found out about a year ago that they got fired.

Me too.

Yeah.

Because they were doing that.

Yeah, we were doing that threesome.

Was that you, the third guy?

What school did you go to?

But that book,

it's pretty interesting from what I'm hearing.

Oh, Lauren's?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sure.

Yeah.

I heard it was really good.

She spent eight, Susan Morrison, eight years on and off.

Ten years.

She came on here and yapped about it.

Really?

That's good, yeah.

Yeah, nice.

Would you like to have a book written about you?

No, because I don't like everyone's recollection.

People are like, oh, in Arizona, my friend drove with you.

You were sitting on a keg in the back of a truck all the way to flagstep, cracking jokes all the time.

I'm like, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Would never be in the back.

Would never be cracking jokes all the time.

Keg, maybe.

But it's always like stories that are like a,

it would drive me crazy if I was these super famous people that you have to read like all these things about yourself.

And, you know, some's true, some's not, but you just feel like an asshole.

Okay, quick, pop quiz.

It's $3 million to write the book.

Banana.

What was the question?

Tank.

You don't want to write a book, but they say, Here's $3 million for David Spade.

I know.

Dana's thing is like, I'm about money and camera.

And would you do it in my book?

And then you say, absolutely not.

Would you do it for this much?

And you go, well, you know, I do this hiking show, as you know, because you were both on there.

I was on it twice with the park or three times.

Yeah.

And often people go, who was the most

of a handful

on your hike?

And I say, well, you know, everybody's great.

I said, no, no, if you had to name one.

I said, well, David Spade,

David Spade

finally agreed to do it after two years of me.

Because he said the sun might blind him.

No, he said that, okay, I'll do it, but it's got to be in between rush hour traffic and it's got to be totally flat.

I got it.

I got to be flat.

It's got to be flat.

And I got just a trail.

It was totally flat.

You fucking asked me.

And we were walking.

Nope.

And all of a sudden he stops and he goes, are we going uphill?

It was like a 1% grade.

I could feel it.

He could feel it.

And he had to have food.

Feel it my neck.

I had to have a picnic.

You'd have to have a picnic halfway through.

Poor Kevin, first of all, I did say, I did suggest that Kmart parking lot on third by the grove.

I go, it's funny.

It's flat.

Okay.

All we're going to do is talk.

Do we really need to beat the shit out of me?

And he's like, yes, we do.

This is very legit.

Part of it is the effort.

No.

Anyway, so then not in your episode.

Not big on effort.

And then, but Kevin, I was thinking, what a puss I am.

He's holding a camera, right?

And you have all these waters for me and you to make sure a little trail mix for me when I blackout first aid kit for when I get bit by a snake.

So we're walking up and I'm like, this poor guy, and didn't even bother you.

You were just like, well, it's flat.

Yeah.

Well, you're still holding stuff.

Do you ever wonder what people say about you at your

memorial?

I know.

It's kind of sad, but I do think about it sometimes.

Don't you wish you could have a memorial before you die?

I feel.

that's called a birthday party or something.

I don't know.

It's called something.

You're right.

You know what?

You know, you're getting old when someone goes, how old are you?

And you go, blah, blah, and they go, eh, still kicking.

Am I that close to not kicking anyone?

The worst is when they say, you know, you look good for your age.

So in other words, you're really old, but you look good.

But you're pulling it off.

I know.

I used to tease Sandler.

I don't do it anymore, but I would always say, so you're what?

And I would, knowing I'm saying like six years younger.

Yeah.

She's like 34 right now, right?

And he goes, oh, Carmen, you saw my bitch.

You know, it's like, he's 40.

But always go older.

Like, I just tell people I'm 87 because

I just want to be shocked.

I want them to go, what?

I like to go up to muscular people that I know.

I go, so when did you stop working out?

It's so great.

Then you get them in a headlock.

Here's one I think we shouldn't do as a society.

This is pretty heavy for everyone.

Interesting.

But every time someone croaks, whatever, delicately put, there's, they put them on their Instagram, you know, and everyone says this really nice things.

They should do that when people are getting toward the end.

Like

they should see that.

I never got the thing about writing on Instagram to someone who's dead or someone's not there and they write this long thing.

That's for people to say, oh, what a good guy you are.

They can't read it.

So they would cherish it if they saw it before.

Okay, let me have you.

This is, I'm fascinated.

I love that.

And I'm also fascinated on the general topic is people who have successfully faked their own death and disappeared on planet Earth.

So

if you were going to fake your own death

and really had to get away with it,

what would you do?

You have five seconds.

Well, I've done it several times.

So I know

people thought I was dead until I came on here.

Your name is Vladimir Koltis.

You know what you do?

You get a show on the CW.

I think I would.

Remember, what's his name?

DC Cooper or something?

He jumped out of the bank.

Oh, DB.

Yeah, that's

probably successful.

He parachuted out, probably.

Andy Kaufman, of course, faked his death.

He's still out there somewhere.

Is he?

Annie Kaufman, yeah.

They say a lot of people are.

Elvis.

I think I would have to do something with an explosion so that it would seem like there's no way I could have lived.

No questions.

Well, first of all, you want to

leave everything at home so they would think that you couldn't go anywhere without your...

credit card or your passport or anything.

Yeah, you'd have to leave it all there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

And then

I think I would almost kill myself.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

So I could come out of a coma

later, like in the middle of the woods.

But you could save amnesia or something.

Yeah.

See, I could convince people that I was dead without going anywhere.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

No, I don't.

I don't either.

I'm a ripening.

What about the lady that said she had an affair, but she just came out and she said, I was attacked.

I don't remember anything.

And she beat herself up.

Oh, you dude.

They bought it for about 10 minutes and they go, hey, you want one?

You can have one.

I'm going to have one of these.

These are mine now, but I'll give you one.

talk about gorilla testicles.

Tasty.

Good.

Let's get that in slow motion.

Titan in.

Dana, you haven't had this many carbs in, I don't know how many years.

I just don't.

It would make me sick.

I can't have that much.

Isn't that jelly donut?

Or

they look delicious, though.

Fucking shit, Kevin.

This is expensive.

Is it talking?

This is nice.

I can return two of them.

They said if there's any unleft.

Are they sponsored?

Oh, really?

Then they're going to sell them to the next guy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I get it.

But, um, go ahead.

Yeah, I don't know.

How would you make it look like you died?

Well,

it's a trickier question.

I'm sorry I brought it up.

I was a skateboarding accident.

I went out to skate the desert pipes, and then I just disappeared.

They thought the coyotes got me.

And then people didn't know if they meant the coyotes that bring you over the border.

And it was just so.

Okay.

Yeah.

This is mine.

I would introduce to the world that I'm a long-distance ocean swimmer.

And so for at least three months, I would go out there and I'd swim in the ocean.

And then one day I would, you know, have hire some local bandits or whatever, have a rowboat.

Bandits.

And I'd just get in their boat and, you know, I'd take off my trunks and the flippers and everything.

That's a great idea.

And then I would just row to

sleeping with the enemy.

Remember that movie?

Julia Roberts?

I took it a clip.

She swam off.

She did.

Yeah.

I'm more about leaving parts of my body.

Yeah.

So that they think that's it.

Well, that's it.

Like I would take

Okay, this is something I really have to sacrifice

the lower my jaw.

I would rip that out so they have dental records.

They know it's me.

Yeah.

And where's the rest of the body?

It doesn't matter.

Does a tooth count or they can't tell?

They have to look at your whole jaw.

Just the dental, the dental, I think.

But like if you left a tooth in there, they can tell it's yours.

Yeah, maybe.

First of all, I'll put

tattoos on all my teeth.

There's like a bit.

And then I'll know I have that.

Then I just leave one tooth.

And then I want to go.

You want to put that in there?

Can I just put that in there and just keep it safe?

I'll put this on top of here.

You know what?

These are really sweet.

I was on a date with this girl, and I go, hey, do you want the rest of this pasta?

And she goes, I don't want the rest of anything.

Just give me a new one.

I was like,

wow.

How long did you go out?

Dude, I faked the bathroom and I bounced.

No, I didn't.

That's a disappearing act.

Like, I'll just be okay.

And then you just bulk.

ghost out.

That's Roohoohoo.

How far do you think someone was hustled?

What is a record for hustling somebody like out of a club?

You know how they hustle you out?

You know, like they're throwing you out?

But then they keep going.

They keep hustling

down La Cienica, you know, onto the 405.

They're still hustling.

Down to San Vicene and then keep going to the 10.

Well, the record is 30 miles.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The record.

Flat.

You would like it.

What joke did I think of yours the other day?

I always tell you the same ones.

I'm trying to think of different ones.

You always bring up the joke I used to do.

You know, I got a really nice camera.

It's one of those black ones.

That's because every camera was black back then.

I was like, this

back in the day.

That was good.

The

nestled in the hills.

The hotel.

Again, this is all memorial stuff.

You don't do it anymore.

Huh?

You don't do those anymore?

No.

You don't?

No.

You don't keep stuff like that, do you?

Once in a while, if I'm stuck in a jam, I do your jokes.

Oh, here's a good story.

I ran into David Letterman

over the holidays, and he could not be more complimentary.

Yeah.

And I never felt like I knew him that much or that he was a fan of mine.

But he was listing stuff.

He goes, oh, that, you know, you did the

Mark Twain thing for Lorne.

You were the funniest one there.

Oh, wow.

I love your hiking show.

I watch it all the time.

Really good.

I'm not kidding.

It's a really good show.

And he goes, and then I keep quoting your joke,

the Lincoln joke.

And I go, what Lincoln joke?

He goes, you know, the one where, you know, the one you do, the Lincoln joke.

I said, I'm not sure which one you're talking about.

You know, the Lincoln joke where

it goes like this.

You know,

Abraham Lincoln used to walk to school every day in the snow.

But

what they don't tell you is he was late every day.

I go,

I don't remember that one.

He goes, well, I've been giving you credit for it anymore.

So I thought, well, maybe I did do that.

And then I thought, I'm going to do that again, man.

I'm going to do that next to my next set.

So I go up there and I do it crickets.

I don't personally get it.

Because he walks so long, he's late every day.

I know, but you don't, you know, you think he's a hero, but you know what?

What has to be set up?

Like, it was unbelievable.

He walked in a blizzard every day.

No one said he got there.

He was a hero.

He had most absolutely.

He needs a much bigger setup.

He was targeting.

Well, I'm just quoting.

Honey, he didn't.

He was really late.

Yeah, we're fixing this joke.

Kevin didn't even do it.

I think our friend David Letterman misremembered it.

I think he would have written it a lot better.

I ran into him and he didn't read my resume.

A friend of mine gave me a joke.

A friend of mine gave me a joke that I was doing, again, at the beginning of my act.

Yeah.

And I thought it was his, but it turned out that it was like a well-known.

old joke that's been around forever

and it goes something like this

and then you can punch it there's a lot of those.

Yeah, I mean, it's like

stock jokes.

We don't know where they came from.

Yeah.

So this guy, you know, you really have to appreciate things in life.

You know, a lot of people don't.

Like, I know of a guy, he has sex twice a day.

He reads three books a week and he's always working out.

Yet, here he is, still complaining about being in prison.

I mean, really?

That's good.

That's not yours, is it?

No,

that's a good joke.

But I thought it was his.

And so then when I googled it, and it's, you know, it's like

a joke.

Yeah.

It's out there.

I have this joke that gets such a laugh.

I don't know why.

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

It could happen.

Why does that get such a laugh?

I do it as George W.

Bush.

Because they're all drunks, right?

You got to give a name of the pub.

You know, you got to give it like McSorley's.

Well, if I do it.

As a character, it gets a big laugh.

Oh, you do the Irish accent.

No, I do George W.

Bush.

I said he was a funny, you know.

Is it because they're all drunks?

Yeah, the core knowledge you'd have to think is they never leave a bar because they're alcoholics.

But there's more teeto

in Ireland than any other country.

Really?

Yeah, but the ones who drink make up for it.

They love their tea.

British people and English people.

Let's have a proper tea, huh?

Can we have a proper tea?

Yes.

My mother-in-law is Irish, 94, and she's

everything is tea.

She loves a cup of tea.

I'm the worst at British accents.

I don't speak.

I don't think you are either.

No.

I think you're worse at it.

At SNL, when they had a table read,

and everybody had to be British,

Phil Harmon, everybody doing different

places of England.

And it comes around to me, all I could do is John Lennon.

And everybody would laugh.

Here's where I got to laugh because they go, you have to do German.

And this one I go, German.

And then they go.

And I think Mike Myers was Hitler.

And they go to me.

And I go, oh,

my enough,

then I got to laugh.

I go, oh.

So every time they get coming back to me, I fucking milk the audio out of it.

I was like this

cat.

Cat likes some milk.

I give it to him.

Do you have any cats?

Do you have any animals?

Do I have any animals in this house?

I have to have someone.

No,

I share a dog named Junebug.

Junebug?

Junebug.

Nice.

Bull dog.

Cute.

I have a great name for a dog if I ever got one.

That's a good idea.

What's one of the names?

Chowda.

Chowda?

Yeah, like clam chowder, but chowda.

Oh, that's as they say in Boston, chowda.

Yeah, that sounds so much like.

Chowda.

Chowda.

I like boss.

Does anyone know what chowda is?

What's up, boss?

Hey, boss.

Irvine improv.

I keep

on May 10th.

Yeah, shooting my special.

So what are we doing?

Yeah, let's watch a couple more shows.

Shooting my special called Loosen the Crotch.

Loosen the Crotch.

Where do you think?

Six and eighth or eight.

Irvine Improv.

Oh, I thought that was a joke.

Loosen the Crotch.

No.

Oh, that's great.

Okay.

It is a joke.

You're taping it there.

Loosen the Crot.

Taping it there, and then we'll see.

Okay.

So we're going to tape it to show up at the table.

We've got an impromptu.

A few more stories, and we'll bomb on these, and then we'll wrap it up.

Tickets going fast.

We'll fade out here, but the next thing you see is him doing

low ticket warning isn't a bad name for a special.

Oh, that's good.

Well,

Thana had the best title.

Tell him your title first.

Critics Choice.

Critics Choice.

Yeah.

People think, oh, the critics love this, but no, it's the title.

Yeah.

And then Sandler did Certified Fresh.

Yeah.

That was coming.

Oh, for Tomatoes.

Yeah, for Tomatoes.

What do you call it

i've been in um he's on amazon probably six sandler movies and combined we got a hundred

percent rating

come no combined we got about a 54.

we got nine on grown-ups

eight on grown-ups two great you're still ahead of master skies

master skies those tomatoes are harder to get than you got negative 19.

it was so bad that they actually rotten tomatoes like 10 years later 15 years later rewrote the review because then they thought it was much better.

And they said it was as if it was written by little children.

Even if tomatoes turned themselves into ketchup, they were so embarrassed by that movie.

All right, Dana, you know, I'm always dragging around.

I always got a five-hour energy on me.

I know that about you.

Yeah, they're either in my sock, in the car, they're somewhere.

You keep keep them everywhere i give them a little slurp i don't really shoot the whole thing like some people do on an empty stomach i think i eat a little bit a couple sips just like coffee just keep just keep something going there because you chug it

i don't i'm actually yeah i don't want that much energy at once it's five hours so i kind of you know that's what most people do but i sip it overall um there's a lot of different flavors yeah there's one called uh confetti craze that tastes like a good birthday cake, which they're all pretty good.

But this is

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You don't have to chug a full bottle or anything.

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Yeah.

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You know me on the go.

You are on the go.

And

what's how do you keep going?

I mean, that's the

glow.

Energy up, positive all the time.

Looking great, positive, good vibes.

Yeah, how do you do it?

I'm serious.

Cachava.

Oh, that's right.

cachava yeah i get it listen this is interesting because i

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i start with the chocolate all right spot good idea i also add to it i put a little um what do i put in there almond butter maybe and a little bit of ice banana

and a little bit of banana not a lot i don't want it too sweet yeah yeah.

Just a little.

And a little almond, and almond milk, and it's grapes.

And some blueberries.

Yeah, yeah.

Grind it to a pulp.

Hey,

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No, that's what I want to try.

I'm getting to that.

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Oh, it's too much.

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If there was a sarin gas attack, where would you go?

Oh, under the Superfly sign.

Do you have an Earthquake?

That's the right earthquake kit?

It's got my headshot in it.

It's got

a couple basics.

You got a fire kit?

Three Joe Dirt.

Three triscuits and a slim JS Joe Durs in there.

I don't like this.

we've got such great food in our earthquake kitchen.

Oh, you have, what do you have, some gourmet stuff?

Well, not much now because I've been eating.

Oh, you got to get into it.

Don't get into the earthquake kit.

Oh, man.

I love it, man.

What do you have in there, Spaniardi?

I replaced it with just popcorn.

It's like styrofoam.

Yeah.

But, you know, people get those earthquake kits and stuff.

And

if they put them in the house, how are they going to get to them if the house is totally collapsed?

I would like a buzzer that tells tells you where the earthquake is going to be so i can get to a part of the house that would help me because chances are you'll be in your car or whatever they say this last one the buzzer went off but it only gives you eight seconds like everyone just goes like this for eight seconds

like where are you going what's the plan no no no yeah you yell no no no

yeah oh boy well you weren't threatened by the fire you weren't dana because you live up nope nope north no it doesn't scare not a chance but i haven't been there dana goes i'm gonna move so far there's no fires there's no fire.

They don't know what fire is.

We laugh at that.

It really makes you realize what's valuable in your life.

Yeah.

What was it?

Well, I was out of town.

What's valuable?

I can't remember.

And the fire was coming close to us.

You know, we were in an evacuation, red flag area.

And I called my assistant.

I said, would you go to the house and get those external drives I have and my passport?

She goes, yeah, she got it.

Fire is not getting to our house yet.

You know, there's no evacuation notice.

So I call her back.

Would you go back to the house and less and less valuable stuff?

Will you go back to the house, get that Gibson guitar I have and that art set?

And then it got to the point with, would you go back to have a mechanical pencil on the desk that I really like?

You know, I like the way it writes.

And there's a sandwich in the refrigerator that I made yesterday

to the salad.

And it goes on and on like that.

Would you go on?

Would you take the garbage out while you're there?

Yeah.

Would you go back?

It's just inconvenient.

Please go back.

Hey, I know.

Hey, do me a favor.

You know, could you get on a plane tomorrow, go to my second home in Arizona, you know, and check and see if the air condition is off.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor.

Do me a favor.

I was on the road and I saw it.

This house right here,

they had a mansion alert.

You remember that?

I have a mansion app.

I hit that in the middle of the night.

Oh, yeah.

You know, Amber Alert.

When that thing goes off, I'm more scared than the kid just for that short time.

All right.

Well, our guest has been Kevin Nealon.

I'm still Kevin Nealon.

Oh, our guests.

There's your next special.

Still Kevin Nealon.

Kevin, Irvine Improv, May 10th.

1010.

Tickets are going fast.

Tickets at the moment.

Showtime again.

You can get them on KevinNealand.com.

Okay.

Or you can go to the Irvine Improv and get them on there.

Irvine Improv.

Great room.

A lot of fun.

You can eat right there at Javier's.

Great drinks.

Great place.

Paul.

Cartels.

Yeah.

I love that place.

So good luck with it.

And I'll see you here at the practice sets.

And let's hike it, man.

Let's go a little steeper next time.

Don't be a puss.

All right.

I couldn't agree more.

All right.

I'm going to leave and you you guys you know leave in about five minutes

okay bye guys

yeah

nice

this has been a presentation of odyssey superfly is executive produced by dana carvey and david spade jenna weiss burman of odyssey heather santoro and greg holtzman hope you liked it