SUPERFLY #57 - More SNL 50 with Sarah Sherman!

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Speaker 1 Dana, I'm going to put on lipsticks to start.

Speaker 2 No, it's

Speaker 2 chapstick.

Speaker 2 It's not lipstick, right? I mean, hold it up. It's chapstick.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, it is lipstick. Sorry, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 Look.

Speaker 1 Kylie Jenner lip kit.

Speaker 2 I'll do your word when we read ads. Listen, listen.
It's okay.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 3 Do I say listen a lot? Yeah. Sickening.
Do I really?

Speaker 2 No, but that you, I, my thing is more, David, do you understand?

Speaker 3 Oh, gross. That's why I don't listen to it.

Speaker 1 I can't hear it. I can't hear myself.

Speaker 3 No, we're working hard.

Speaker 2 We're dancing for our donuts, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, we were going to tell everyone our first big gig together, Fantasy Springs and Palm Springs, right?

Speaker 2 Yes, Fantasy Springs and Palm Springs near the Spring Fresh restaurant.

Speaker 2 The exit is called Springtown.

Speaker 1 I wash my pits with Irish Spring. Then we go right on stage.
And we have to check LPMs. I know Heather's going to check our laughs per minute just to see how we do because

Speaker 1 it's really going to be a wingdang. But I don't know if you're legally allowed to bring your guitar out and kill that heart.
I might have to.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I'm not doing as much stand-up as you.

Speaker 3 I'm terrified of following a guy.

Speaker 2 You're like a Marine. You are fit.
And people understand that we need reps as stand-ups. Reps.

Speaker 2 Now, maybe I have the ability to just come out with a few notes and rip, but David is in really good shape.

Speaker 1 No, I did a corporate this weekend. I did in Vegas, the Builders Convention.
It was actually pretty fun. I didn't know how big it was.
It was eight in the morning, Dana.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you something. I've heard about 8 a.m.
and I've read about it, but I haven't read good things.

Speaker 2 My corporate breakfasts, like I think we talked about off the air, always go pretty well. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 It was more nerve-wracking because I woke up and then the room circus didn't give me my breakfast. It was a very nice hotel.
I'm not really blaming them. It just gets chaotic.
They go, oh, Mr.

Speaker 1 Spade, we'll do anything you want. What's your breakfast? Oh, make your eggs fluffy.
Never came. They never picked up again.
So I'm going there, like eating a filthy half.

Speaker 2 What do you, what, what, what's at the buffet? Do they have a table of water?

Speaker 3 I don't go to the buffet, Dana.

Speaker 2 Don't you have little snacks backstage waiting for you?

Speaker 1 Oh, in my green room at the thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a croissant

Speaker 1 sort of on a warmer with ham and stuff that you probably didn't eat when you did this same gig about four years ago, they said.

Speaker 2 I try to eat ahead of time, and then I've never, I didn't, I've never seen my writer.

Speaker 2 They come at me sometimes really nervous and say, Mr. Carvey, Mr.
Carvey, I'm so sorry. We only have three towels.

Speaker 3 I said, three towels.

Speaker 2 It's in your writer then you need three towels and it's in all caps yeah and sometimes i play with them can you find a fourth could you chase down a fourth it says in the writer mr carvey drenches profusely in sweat

Speaker 2 well they're all incredibly sweet people by the way when you meet there and they really want to do a good job but it's like you're about to go on would you like your coca-cola on the stool or on the floor next to the stool you know yeah i know they they literally, like, because it's so easy, it's not a band.

Speaker 1 So like,

Speaker 1 we've got your water

Speaker 1 and your microphone.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, right? They're like, so are you good?

Speaker 3 I'm like, I can't.

Speaker 2 And if there's a speech before you, it's like, okay,

Speaker 2 we're going to move the podium. The podium is going to move out.
We're going to move your car down, your guitar. They're going to down center.

Speaker 1 This guy is going to do a quick five minutes about all the employees that have passed away since the history of this company. And then you're up.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, hey, man, I've really had that. Would you like to go out with the mic holding or go?

Speaker 2 I've had one of a place that was so freaking big.

Speaker 2 The stage was so huge. We were talking 10,000.
They introduced me, smattering.

Speaker 2 By the time I get to the mic, it's dead silence. What's up?

Speaker 3 Why are you GM grand?

Speaker 2 These are fun, though. It's fun.
Tickets are going fast. They always say that.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, to Fantasy Springs. It'll be fun to see us.
Then we might do a little Q Q ⁇ A at the end.

Speaker 2 Oh, we'll definitely do stand up and then we'll come out together and do Q ⁇ A.

Speaker 1 Get some Q's and A's out of the way.

Speaker 3 There's so many really try to take

Speaker 2 hot takes. Hot takes.

Speaker 1 I didn't even get to the part about Diddy's lawyer quitting.

Speaker 1 Diddy's lawyer quit, Dan. I don't know if you've been keeping up with this.

Speaker 2 Did he, did Diddy's lawyer take a shower,

Speaker 2 get all fluffed and folded, and then call someone to quit? Or did he quit and then take a shower just to get the...

Speaker 1 Why, did he do a press release?

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Did he do a press conference? I just think it's odd that he's quitting because he also handled Osama bin Laden. So he's had some rough personalities, let's say.

Speaker 2 There was Hitler, it's supposedly Hitler's great-grandson he represented.

Speaker 2 Tilla the Hun was a great, great, great, great-grandfather. He represented

Speaker 2 some rascals.

Speaker 3 He represented real rascals.

Speaker 2 He represented Epstein, P. Diddy, the Unibomber.

Speaker 2 Ted Bundy, he represented. I mean, this guy's a beaut.

Speaker 3 He's a real.

Speaker 1 The dog that whispered to Son of Sam to kill people. He handled the dog for a while.

Speaker 2 Anyway, I wish them all the best. We have a due process in America.

Speaker 1 Why do I feel like Sarah Sherman will not be able to figure out how to do this?

Speaker 1 She's running late, which is so funny. She goes, I'm five away.
I'm on the train. I'm like, you're on the train to Rockefeller Center and you think you're five away?

Speaker 2 Sarah is a fashion plate and really is a creative dresser, which I love. She comes in in circus outfits every day when I was out there in the fall and made me laugh every time.

Speaker 2 Stripy pants, big clown shoes. So she can't just throw on some.

Speaker 3 Well, what is she doing?

Speaker 1 That bozo routine on the train and everyone's like,

Speaker 2 she's juggling.

Speaker 3 Where is she?

Speaker 2 She's not taking a train to a podcast studio, hopefully.

Speaker 1 God, Greg, can you hit her? Yeah, she goes, I'm going to do it from work now. I go, well, no shit.
She's in every sketch.

Speaker 2 You mean Rockefeller Center?

Speaker 3 I call it 30 Rockefeller. I'm going to work.
Where?

Speaker 2 Rockefeller Center at the 17th floor.

Speaker 3 That's cool.

Speaker 1 Okay, we covered Puff Daddy. We covered.

Speaker 2 Oh, you had something planned? Did I step all over you?

Speaker 1 No, I just wanted to give a story that his lawyer quit. And I was like, it must be either he heard something.
that was a little

Speaker 1 too rough and just said, oh, I got to tap out.

Speaker 2 because why does a lawyer quit you already know he's a he's a rascal when you get in there i i don't know what's going on but i was there was a video on daily mail of the lawyer offloading hundreds and hundreds of bottles of baby oil into the back of his lincoln town car is he gonna sell them on amazon hold on i just told her to jump on of course you can't follow that at all

Speaker 1 We have to keep all this. This is how hard it is to have a guest.
She's like, can you move it earlier for me? So I said, Of course. And then she goes, I'll be late.

Speaker 3 Didn't we move it earlier?

Speaker 1 But honestly, I don't care. I don't care at all.
I don't care at all. I don't even bring it up.

Speaker 3 I don't even say anything. I know.
Well,

Speaker 2 she's a friend of the podcast.

Speaker 3 Friend of the show.

Speaker 3 Friend of the show.

Speaker 2 That's Lauren. Lauren used to be a yodeler in Bavaria when he was going to college.

Speaker 3 Oh, yodel,

Speaker 3 He goes, show

Speaker 3 cola.

Speaker 2 Remember when we did Recola? Was that Rob Schneider's sketch? Recola. Were you in that?

Speaker 1 No. Did you do a Recola sketch?

Speaker 2 It was some kind of comedy thing. We had big horns.

Speaker 3 Recola. I can't remember.

Speaker 3 Funny look.

Speaker 2 The angle of it.

Speaker 2 I think you were in that one.

Speaker 3 Funny look is half the.

Speaker 1 Well, we talked about Fantasy Springs.

Speaker 1 That shows in March.

Speaker 1 We can talk about, I was going to ask her.

Speaker 1 No, I have stuff for her.

Speaker 1 I have stuff to ask her, some hard-hitting questions. Well, let's do a few headlines and then we'll jump in to her.
Oh, is Greg even available to do this? Because he's dealing with

Speaker 1 Sarah doesn't know what clown suit to put on.

Speaker 1 I will tell you, this new James Bond thing.

Speaker 2 Who will Amazon cast as James Bond for our?

Speaker 1 So the trick is James Bond,

Speaker 1 they keep, you know, every, they've got this great thing where everyone wonders who will be James Bond. And then it's like 10 years in between.
Everyone just wonders, wonders.

Speaker 1 Every guy that's got a little heat on him. Is he the new James Bond? So it helps the brand, I guess.
Amazon finally just bought him out totally and said, enough.

Speaker 1 But my worry,

Speaker 1 I love Amazon.

Speaker 1 I will be on Amazon this month.

Speaker 2 Amazon is great.

Speaker 1 The

Speaker 1 James Bond

Speaker 1 world, it's like when Disney bought Star Wars. Now there's 80 different Star Wars.
So now it's like Baby Yoda, James Bond. There will be a prequel.
There'll be a Young James Bond.

Speaker 1 There'll be James Bond.

Speaker 2 Young James Bond. There it is, right there.

Speaker 3 Boom. Right there.
Done.

Speaker 1 And I can play it. I don't have to.
I could play it.

Speaker 2 It's like they did with, they went after George Lucas, who invented Star Wars, and they dangled 4 billion. And next thing you know, there's like 29 of them.

Speaker 2 So now Amazon probably bought this for a couple billion.

Speaker 1 I think it's a billion even, but you know what? You give me a billion. You can have Joe Dirt, the high school years.
You can have

Speaker 1 Dickie Roberts, present day.

Speaker 3 Anything you want.

Speaker 2 They could have church, young church lady, the church girl.

Speaker 1 They could have church man after what happened.

Speaker 2 Church man,

Speaker 2 church woman becomes a man. Good night.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Where is she?

Speaker 1 But anyway, James Bond, forget her.

Speaker 1 Also, in in the same vein, forget her, has made me sad,

Speaker 1 R.I.P. Gene Hackman.
The guy's a stud.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 oddly passed away in an odd fashion.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I will say, just focusing on the fact that one of my all-time favorites, I don't know if that's shocking or not, but he always had a lightness to his performance.

Speaker 1 Even drama, he'd laugh a little bit. He'd always be juggling peanuts and laughing.
I started with the Poseidon venture with that guy and then

Speaker 1 wrote it all the the way out.

Speaker 2 There's got to be a morning after.

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Speaker 3 It's I, you know, my big theory is that I'm afraid there's like a chemical in here that I'm inhaling and it's like going to kill me. For sure.

Speaker 2 Well, when you walked into that, this is your office on 8H or your dressing room at 8H?

Speaker 3 This is my dressing room. yeah it's

Speaker 2 is all that you and it was just plain

Speaker 3 yes okay yes but you all do that you all do that you you young people did you guys not nothing in there nothing on my wall were you just like always worried you were going to get fired so you're like why i don't think it was dedicated to us seemed like other people used it or something but james austin johnson's is incredible heidi gardener heides i stayed in heides for the 50th it was it was more than sarah's shockingly i know mine's like a claustrophobic well i got a small ass room

Speaker 1 you know heidi's got a big one actually

Speaker 3 you know

Speaker 1 she's she's sort of tiny and we'll put her in the tiny microscopic you know lawrence never said to me david um i would like you to zhuzh up your dressing room it's depressing

Speaker 3 oh you can zhuzh up your little area you've got like nothing on the walls there

Speaker 3 we have nothing i look at dana's house it's stark there's like a killing going on i know I'm not a consumer.

Speaker 2 The economy would go to hell in a handbasket if everyone was me. I stole this from a chute.

Speaker 2 $5.

Speaker 2 Sold. If I don't wear these, you're all blurry.

Speaker 2 Jesus.

Speaker 2 I want to ask some serious questions.

Speaker 3 I do too. No, we missed you.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 2 Well, a lot of people got that flu and it lingered.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then, by the way, everyone got COVID.

Speaker 2 Is that real or is that for PR effect?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 they got it. All right.

Speaker 1 Did Maya Rudolph get the poo flu?

Speaker 3 Oh, was it the poop one? I don't know. No, it's not any of the rumors.

Speaker 2 Fatigue and coughing and achy.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, I flew back with Maya. Look at me.
Strong.

Speaker 3 On your private jet spin.

Speaker 3 No, we were

Speaker 3 southwest through Houston.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I jumped on with Andy Sandberg and Kristen. It was so fun.
Dude, this picture just laughing the whole time.

Speaker 3 It was so fun.

Speaker 3 Fred Arms is fun. Why do you have skateboards behind you?

Speaker 1 Because I'm fucking cool and shit.

Speaker 2 Well, someone pointed out you're looking at Bruce Lee's nipple the entire time.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 Why

Speaker 3 I got to lower that.

Speaker 1 Look, it says Spade on the side, though.

Speaker 2 Is that supposed to be a picture of you? Because we don't see Bruce Lee's head.

Speaker 1 No, I got that as a gift from somebody you know, and I said, I'll, and I put it up because everyone gets on skateboard except Sarah.

Speaker 3 Wait, whoa, Spade got a crazy new haircut. Kind of.

Speaker 1 Oh, you see, my mullet?

Speaker 3 Look at this. That's cool.

Speaker 3 What? The movie

Speaker 3 start again?

Speaker 1 It's for the movie, and then we had to. I had to wear the wig over it, so I had to get this rid of the sides, and then the back I had to pin up because it's getting too long.

Speaker 1 You like that back, Sarah?

Speaker 1 Sarah, I have a legit question.

Speaker 3 What's

Speaker 3 and I have a question

Speaker 2 because I'm having a sense memory kind of a buzz right now because this is my Matt Gates and this is my Hunter Biden and I got a dress on and you guys are kicking ass.

Speaker 3 I legit feel like I beefed that Matt Gates bad.

Speaker 3 No, no.

Speaker 1 It was an HR.

Speaker 3 Why would you think that?

Speaker 2 I was sitting there thinking, she's being funny.

Speaker 1 And yeah, all you have to do at the camera like this.

Speaker 3 I know, but then I was like, and then

Speaker 3 I looked at the camera, and then when I open my mouth, it like falls apart.

Speaker 1 No, you're been working on your Bloomberg, I think. I saw that on the 50th.

Speaker 3 You like how they built in, though, like, you know, because it's like John Melanie comes up to me and is like, hey, Michael Bloomberg. And I'm like, I am Jewish.
And then it had built into the script.

Speaker 3 His line after to be like, yeah, nice impression. Cause he like already knew it was going to be shit.

Speaker 1 And then you gave you a bald cap. You and Kate McKinnon.
I walked behind her thinking it was you. So I was gonna like give her a kidney punch or something.

Speaker 1 And I grabbed her and I go, oh, and she has a bald cap on.

Speaker 3 It looks just like you. I go,

Speaker 1 you're not Sarah, are you? She's like, it's Kate. I go, oh my God, you guys look exactly the same.
By the way, I watched this.

Speaker 1 Sarah, is it true you have Lauren's text and I know that you abuse it and you're like in rehearsal going, Lauren, do you know if McDonald's delivers FR for real?

Speaker 3 I was legit thinking about texting him today. Saying what?

Speaker 3 I want, I

Speaker 3 want someone to post really badly. Oh, and you're going to push for it? Should I just like text him and be like, yo, like

Speaker 2 who's the host this week? Because we come out.

Speaker 3 Oh, it's Shane, right? Shane, Shane.

Speaker 2 Shane, which Shane?

Speaker 2 Gillis. Oh, the Shane Gillis.

Speaker 3 Wake up, Dana. Wake up.
Guys. Oh, yes.
I know you're in your decorless monk cell.

Speaker 1 Yeah, boomer.

Speaker 2 I know. You guys like to things.
I mean, if you ever been in Spade's closet, he's like 9,000.

Speaker 3 Rolex, Cashmere, Lamborghini.

Speaker 1 No, it's like jacket man.

Speaker 1 No, I have maybe 9,000 jackets, and I don't even wear them a lot.

Speaker 3 That's okay.

Speaker 3 It's okay, bud.

Speaker 1 Hey, Sarah, did you see Keith Richards that day at the 50th? I never saw him.

Speaker 3 I never saw him. My dad called me at like 9 in the morning the next day, and I was so hungover that I was blind.
And I don't even drink,

Speaker 3 but I was like, I just met Paul McCartney. I'm going to get blacked out.

Speaker 3 So my dad was like, did you meet Keith? Like for my dad's birthday, me and my brother got him this giant like four foot by four foot like Keith Richards photo that's like hanging in his living room.

Speaker 3 Oh, wow. And my dad loves Keith Richards.
And like,

Speaker 3 he was like, did you meet him? And I'm like, no, I don't know where he went.

Speaker 1 He was in the audience.

Speaker 3 But do you just, you didn't see him afterwards?

Speaker 1 No, because I. I had such a juicy spot next to Bill Murray and then Bill Murray didn't come into the audience for his cutaway.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh, I wanted to bullshit with him the whole goddamn three and a half hours.

Speaker 3 Can I tell you guys what I did to Paul McCartney? Please. Okay.

Speaker 3 Gave him a snuggie.

Speaker 3 I saw Judd talk, Judd Appetow talking

Speaker 3 at the after party. And I literally grabbed him by the scruff of his back.
And I was like, Judd,

Speaker 3 Paul McCartney now.

Speaker 3 And so, and so thank you, Judd. I owe you my life.
He was like, Paul McCartney, Sarah Sherman.

Speaker 3 And I was like, hi paul mccartney i know you can't tell because my hair was in this like crazy hairdo for the party or whatever i was like paul i know you can't tell from my hairdo right now but i usually have a mullet like from your wings era and i was actually listening to temporary secretary in the shower today

Speaker 2 when i wrote that you know i thought of a secretary you know typing away And I sat down for a plunk and it came out with it. Secretary.
And then they said, hold on, call it temporary.

Speaker 2 Nice to meet you, Sarah Schreeman.

Speaker 3 Sherben Splurpin.

Speaker 3 Imagine all the people with temporary secretaries. I mean, imagine.

Speaker 1 Why is he doing John Lennon?

Speaker 2 Speaking words of wisdom, let it be long.

Speaker 3 That was awesome.

Speaker 2 So you are a super fan, and you were born after the year 2000.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you're like, thank you for saying that

Speaker 3 older than that.

Speaker 1 No, how about this? So here I go after the Radio City concert thing, and I'm supposed to meet Chris for dinner. And he goes, now we're going to the Mark Hotel.
I go, I thought we were going downtown.

Speaker 1 He goes, no, just come here. We got a seat for you.
So I go in. Naturally, Paul McCartney's there.
So it makes me even more sick.

Speaker 3 I can't get away from the guy.

Speaker 1 I can't get away from the guy. The guy's around too much.
So it's along my side is me and then Rock. and then Larry David and Paul, right? So now there's like 12 people.
So I can't really see him.

Speaker 1 So now it's the sickening cranking my head.

Speaker 1 He doesn't, I'm a plus one, obviously. So he's being very sweet, but it's hard to see him killing my neck.

Speaker 1 And then every time he starts telling a story, honestly, about yesterday or literally everything you want to hear from him, the waiter was over helping us. There's like a team of seven.

Speaker 3 New sketch just dropped. Huh? New sketch just dropped.

Speaker 1 Oh, here's a sketch because literally he goes, and the best thing about yesterday was, and the guy's like, coconut shrimp. And he puts his arm in.
And I go, yes, thank you. That's for them.

Speaker 1 And then I look back and he goes, and that's the whole story. And with Let It Be, and he's like, who had potato skins? And I'm like, guy, we don't need to top off the waters for a few seconds.

Speaker 1 Literally, it was like an assembly line of arms to block stories. And I'm like, guy, guy, I just want to hear this guy say literally anything.
I'm a contest winner. And nope, nope.

Speaker 1 Couldn't shut up, couldn't stop. They're all like this, starting gates.
That guy's water's down a quarter inch.

Speaker 3 Your karmic points were low. God was fucking with you.
Horrible.

Speaker 1 No, but I did hear some bits and pieces, and I couldn't have been. It was the funnest time of the whole thing, of the whole weekend.

Speaker 3 Dana, I wish you were there, but also I feel like you got the most fun experience of the 50th.

Speaker 2 Because watching it at home?

Speaker 3 No, just like the 50th, just coming and like hanging out with us. Like it's like at the 50th, you didn't get to like actually talk to anyone.

Speaker 2 The everywhere but nowhere effect of a big party is like that.

Speaker 2 But was it,

Speaker 2 this is your first,

Speaker 2 how did you feel Lorne was processing it? Because he looked almost solemn on the good nights. And I was just thinking

Speaker 2 randomly, like, he's the one that has this emotional thing going on because it is almost like this is your life. He's seen people from the 70s and

Speaker 2 the gush of emotion. I, I, what was the vibe of the good nights? It was just

Speaker 3 the good nights. I was like, I didn't want to even go on stage.
Like, I didn't know we had to go on stage, and I felt overwhelmed. I was like, I like saw Ben Stiller, and I like almost passed out.

Speaker 3 I was like,

Speaker 3 I like,

Speaker 3 I thought my eyes started welling up with tears talking to him. And I was like, I look insane.
I look like a crackhead.

Speaker 3 But like, I saw Warren after, and he looked so stoked. I think he, like,

Speaker 3 I think the show was great. and like

Speaker 3 he

Speaker 3 i can't really remember what he said to me right after but it was something like you get it now right like you get why the show is awesome and i was like totally oh good i think he was fighting back tears i think in a way by just being kind of

Speaker 3 like a whole history of your life and everyone's there it's almost like a birthday party and then everyone says you're oh it's gonna be 50th no one says anything about after the 50th so it's like now what when we went back to work on monday it was like we were were all like we're still here it was odd yeah it was like he just like did a finale or something and we were all like hello everyone i think it's like i think it's composure like him at the end because it's like

Speaker 2 you know if he was up there being like what's good suck it like that would have been weird you know or him just just like it's more like tears coming down his you know what i mean and hugging everybody or you know because it's like he there was a long time ago, it was going to be, he's going to do the 50th and retire.

Speaker 2 And then it was announced he's going to continue on. So I think he's probably,

Speaker 2 we did that. And now we go back.
Shane, you know.

Speaker 3 We moved

Speaker 3 the table read from the big, scary stage to 17.

Speaker 2 Oh, you went back upstairs.

Speaker 3 And I totally get it now. It's amazing.
It's like sleepover vibes.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's crazy in there. Yeah.
They got a one window cracked open. I'm getting hot.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 1 I always say, I will tell you, by the way, the stage, Sarah, at the Good Nights, Dana, was like a crowded subway. Like once you got on there, you couldn't get off because everyone smashed.

Speaker 3 Sarah was. And I just see one hand coming up.
I'm like, Sarah, help.

Speaker 1 I was drowning. No, someone picked me up.
I do not like to get picked up. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 And it cracked me. I did.

Speaker 2 No adult human man should be.

Speaker 3 Stop.

Speaker 1 Don't pick me up.

Speaker 1 And I'm not going to say names, but you have to be a little more famous if you're going to pick me up at the good nights at the 50th you cannot if it's paul give me a ladder i'll get on your shoulders that's fine wait can you telepathically communicate i will tell you right after this and i didn't like it and so i walked off the stage and who would i run into kim k doesn't even go on stage i go go take my spot she's like i feel weird going up there i'm like Listen, I felt weird going up there.

Speaker 3 It was like every, like, it was like the fucking Mount Rushmore of comedy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I said, Sarah's up there. I mean, I guess they're letting everybody go up there.
So just go.

Speaker 3 I was, I couldn't be. I was so in the back that I was in a different building.

Speaker 3 I like that. You kind of claim to the oldies are gone.

Speaker 2 I mean, like, me coming in with Jim Gaffigan.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 3 I'm not even joking. Like, I legit,

Speaker 3 I, I, no, I liked when you were there. I want you to come back again.
Like, that was really fun, I thought.

Speaker 2 I did, uh, not just for this podcast, uh, especially fond.

Speaker 2 I can be sentimental. Of all of you, every single cast member had such a sweet, sincere

Speaker 3 all of all of you.

Speaker 2 Every single one of you. Good squad.

Speaker 2 Every time I saw you come down the hallway, I was happy because you were in some other different kind of clothes.

Speaker 3 You didn't know. You were like, I didn't know you actually dressed like that.
I was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 But you don't refer to it. You're not wearing it.
You're just showing up very casually and you've got pink striped pants on and clown shoes and some.

Speaker 2 And And yet you're just talking, like, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 What about when you dress like a normal person? The schedule is like, who is this person?

Speaker 3 That's like the most fun part of the job.

Speaker 3 Oh, is like, it's just like, because that is Halloween.

Speaker 1 By the way, we have a hot question for you. Where was Sidney Sweeney, your best friend from Hooters? Because Hooters closed.
So we thought of you.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 someone should

Speaker 3 someone give me her number and I text her or something. What happened? Oh, look at you you guys.

Speaker 3 That was awesome. That was awesome.
Oh, look. I love being the fugliest bitch in the picture.
Jesus.

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 3 Next to Cindy Sweeney. My God.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 22 next to the woman who's famous for being gorgeous. Oh, sick.
I got behind her at a Rangers hockey game. You saw her?

Speaker 1 Were you yapping with her?

Speaker 3 I was like, hi. And I was with my brother.
Did someone tell tell you to pose like that?

Speaker 2 Because it was kind of perfect.

Speaker 3 We were just like in the mind, body, and spirit of Hooter's waitresses.

Speaker 1 Wait, what happened at the game? You introduced everybody to her?

Speaker 3 I like she. I walked into the

Speaker 3 sport room or whatever. And she was like, hey, Sarah.
And I was with my brother and my dad. And my brother was like, oh my fucking God.

Speaker 3 She was like, what?

Speaker 1 Like some orc.

Speaker 3 By the way, hockey is amazing.

Speaker 1 You don't know anything. You have a hockey haircut you don't even know about hockey.

Speaker 3 I know. I didn't know.
Well, because I saw they were like beating the shit out of each other, and I was like, You someone gonna do something? Do something.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's like the whole game. The whole game.
She's like, why don't someone pick up the puck and throw it?

Speaker 1 It'll go faster.

Speaker 1 Were you at the game when it was Canada and they started beating the shit out of each other immediately?

Speaker 2 First time.

Speaker 1 Eight fights and no, three fights in nine seconds.

Speaker 2 America versus Canada, right?

Speaker 3 Listen, if any hockey players are listening right now, I'm not single, but call me.

Speaker 2 Interesting. So what is it about a man on ice?

Speaker 1 Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 2 That gets you.

Speaker 1 Because they're just dudes and they all get in fights.

Speaker 3 They like... I just can't believe they really hit each other in the face for real.
It's like, you don't even really do that in like boxing, do you? No.

Speaker 2 It's pretty violent. And a fistfight on skates is also entertaining.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You're on like your shoes are knives and you're punching each other.

Speaker 1 Your shoes are knives. That's true.

Speaker 2 There's no kicking allowed.

Speaker 1 What? Let's talk more quickly before we dump you. What about your

Speaker 1 sketch we did together was fun.

Speaker 3 That was fun.

Speaker 1 We did New York musical, it was called.

Speaker 3 And Colin Johnston Mulaney wrote it.

Speaker 3 And Spade did the same thing when he was getting drowning in a sea of people. He would go, Sarah, help, where are you? And then you could see him crawl his way to the front of the group at the end.

Speaker 3 And that last

Speaker 1 me, they go, why are you not at the singing at the end? I go, oh, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm just sitting in the audience at that point.

Speaker 1 And they go, no, get back up there and grab a flag.

Speaker 3 And I just hear him in the back going, Sarah, help, help.

Speaker 3 Dragging.

Speaker 1 No, I stood next to you and I go, they go, stand right there, and Sarah will tell you what to do.

Speaker 3 I go, she doesn't know anything. It's so crazy how low.
Dana, that's like why I liked when you would come because it's like,

Speaker 3 I think there's this like

Speaker 3 being my fourth year, it's like there's some misconception that I would be like, I would know how to do the job or whatever.

Speaker 3 It's nice having you there. It's like, no, this guy knows how to do it.

Speaker 1 Dana knows what he's doing.

Speaker 2 I don't know about that, but it is fourth year is a pivotal year, I think, in terms of confidence. You know, kind of takes a while to get used to it, but you seem very composed and funny out there.

Speaker 1 And I think, I think you're popping. She's popping.

Speaker 3 I had a, this is dorky, but I got this like aura ring that, like, because I'm a hypochondriac and it, like, tells you, like,

Speaker 2 I was interested in that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It don't do it because it turns you into a basket case. But because we moved, for the listeners at home who don't know, we moved the table read to a smaller, more intimate room.

Speaker 3 And it really fucking scared the shit out. I got really nervous because like table read is the scariest part for me because I feel like you're like auditioning in front of all of your like

Speaker 3 nerve-wracking as well. You are.

Speaker 1 All these things are true. You are.
They're all judging you.

Speaker 3 They are. We used to be in this big room where you're really far from people.
So if you bombed, you can just like slowly sink into your chair and then like disappear.

Speaker 3 But like this room was really small. And so like all of your mistakes feel like

Speaker 3 inescapable or something.

Speaker 3 And I was so terrified that when I checked my like ordering app and it said that I was like, it basically asked me if I was running an eight-hour marathon because I was like full-time.

Speaker 2 It was like 120 sitting in a chair.

Speaker 3 We were like seven hours straight.

Speaker 1 And there's people behind you just up your ass. Like we were stacked right behind you in chairs and then you're at the table like this.

Speaker 3 Oh, I can't move.

Speaker 2 It's

Speaker 3 and like, I don't know. Like I feel my, my instinct is to just like jump up and flail around, but that's not the vibe of that.

Speaker 2 No, don't, don't do that. It's a, it's kind of a death knoll to get up near the piano and sing a song.
The only thing you get, you get the pressure, but it's a comedy compression.

Speaker 2 The room is so tight and the ceiling is so low compared to 8H where the show is that you get, the laughs are big.

Speaker 3 But I really liked it because like stuff like, you know, Ashley Padilla, who's like, it's her first season.

Speaker 3 You know, so we've worked together less. Like I used to be really, really far from her at Table Read.
And it's like, maybe I got to get my eyes checked, but I'm like, I can't see or hear anything.

Speaker 3 And then yesterday I got to like see her like up close do like a lot of really small subtle like facial expressions and stuff that were really really really making me laugh that I think

Speaker 3 and I'm like I like it it's just so much better like you get to actually like experience people's like little like micro choices and stuff did you get your attitude checked hey by the way do you have a um Do you have a seating chart in read-through?

Speaker 3 You know, it's like, it's Lauren Colin me.

Speaker 3 I don't know. That's where I was.
No, I was. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, where's the host?

Speaker 3 He's on the other side of Lauren. And so I can, like, I have like periphery vision of Lauren like while I'm doing my bit.

Speaker 1 Do you ever watch him glaze over during a sketch? He's like,

Speaker 3 you're like, Lauren.

Speaker 3 He laughs more at 17, I think. Oh.

Speaker 2 Oh, definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Well, Shane, Shane's funny.

Speaker 3 Are they calling you out to rehearsal? No, but I have to turn the TV off because you can see.

Speaker 3 Look at this fucking outfit.

Speaker 3 Are you a drag racer?

Speaker 3 What can we look forward to? Are those fire months on the show?

Speaker 3 Yeah, we're going to go to the house. What's going on?

Speaker 2 What's the point on the show without giving anything away?

Speaker 3 Well, I really hope my stuff doesn't get cut because I really like it.

Speaker 1 You're in a million things every second and you act like you're not.

Speaker 3 That's new, though, Spade.

Speaker 1 That's new.

Speaker 3 That's new. I used to have a lot of free time on Saturday.

Speaker 2 When I first went out there, you were having a rough couple of weeks and you'd stop me in the hallway and go, yeah,

Speaker 2 I got cut, you know, whatever. And then I saw the evolution where Sarah Sherman.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's leaving. By the way, I was going to say you and Marcelo both go, here's my number and text me.
And then you go, you both say, by the way, I don't really answer and I don't do anything.

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 this is your pitch to text you. Believe me, I'm I'm vibrant, fun, and interesting.
So if I text you, it's exciting for you.

Speaker 3 I literally pick up the phone.

Speaker 3 If anything, I pick up the phone.

Speaker 1 Oh, you mean if I call?

Speaker 3 I don't think I ever call you, though.

Speaker 1 That's a big step.

Speaker 3 I would just pick it up.

Speaker 3 That's too heavy for me.

Speaker 3 I can't be on the phone.

Speaker 3 All right, go. Marcello really doesn't answer.

Speaker 3 I have to call him and be like, hello, excuse me, I'm speaking to you.

Speaker 3 Dana, when I saw you and I was having a rough time in the first couple of weeks of the show, it's this thing like, I wanted to respond to that because I think we can have something interesting to talk about.

Speaker 3 It's like, you know, you have, like, for me, like, my

Speaker 3 summers are like, I'm on tour and I'm like doing my own stuff. And

Speaker 3 the readjustment period working again here can be really intense. Like,

Speaker 3 of course, I don't know. Like, you know, whatever.
And, and like, Dana, I like, was a crawling on my, I was like crawling on like

Speaker 3 a single strand to Dana being like, help me, what do I do?

Speaker 1 God, there's just no answers because it's so, it's such a pressure cooker. And every week they go, okay, you just finished the show.
Shane Gillis, what do you got? And you're like, what do I got?

Speaker 1 I just got off the 50th, but at least you had a week off. But what about when they're back to back to back? And new host, Ariana Grande, what do you got? You're like,

Speaker 1 I mean, starting from scratch, I don't know.

Speaker 3 And it's so much pressure. Like,

Speaker 3 you know, oh, like, Shane's a comedian. Like, fucking,

Speaker 3 I don't want him to think I'm not fucking funny.

Speaker 3 Or, like, then it's Lady Gaga next week. And it's like, I don't want Lady Gaga to think I'm a fucking loser.

Speaker 3 Besides the fact that the job is hard.

Speaker 2 It's really like trying to catch the wind or something. There is just wanting to relax, be centered, don't get stuck on the card.

Speaker 2 Let the audience know you're feeling their vibe. There's a lot of metrics that go into it.
And then sometimes it just happens. And all of a sudden, you know, you're on air and it's really working.

Speaker 2 And then you kind of float away.

Speaker 2 You don't feel the kind of metrics of. turn toward that person.
Here's my card for this line. So the show's impossible and it's emotionally violent and it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 But that's why it's so fucking compelling.

Speaker 2 As an outsider, if the show's bombing and I'm watching a show truly not do well, I'm just as entertained.

Speaker 1 It's more fun.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 2 Steve, this is real. There's no laugh track.
This is this sketch did not work. And we get to experience that.
No place that like it.

Speaker 3 That's where I'm like,

Speaker 3 fucking.

Speaker 3 There's so much of the, so much of comedy right now is like on the phone.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 I'm like,

Speaker 3 y'all don't know what it's like to

Speaker 3 really

Speaker 3 put yourself out there and fail in a big way.

Speaker 1 You know what you're meaning like a TikTok is shot, edited, tweaked, filtered. Totally.

Speaker 2 That's a failure. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, there's like you can bomb on the internet, but you don't feel that in like your marrow the same way you do.

Speaker 2 Not even close.

Speaker 2 Just because you get less views? No, not the same.

Speaker 3 Also, you're switching nothing like yes or no.

Speaker 2 And I've done it all, sweetheart. It's nothing like it.

Speaker 3 But you're, Dana, you're like the Zen Buddha. Like, I can't do that thing of like going off card.

Speaker 3 Like, I can't even switch from card to card in the middle of a line without getting like vertigo and feeling like the horizon line is gone.

Speaker 3 Like, I'm like, oh, well, I'm not going to be able to do that. Well, I was

Speaker 2 with the church lady that came in late, and I was not, I had not.

Speaker 2 done that character in a while with guests and you're she's a traffic cop you're bringing guests in and out and then they're switching your single shot back and forth.

Speaker 2 That's why Lauren had said between dress and air, up, you're on the you're on the cards, you look like you're on the cards.

Speaker 3 I go, Well, because I am on the cards, I am reading that, I'm reading that, yeah.

Speaker 1 But tonight, America's on to that trick, they're like, Yes, we didn't, we know it's not memorized, even in my New York one, I'm staying there around so much in rehearsal, I forget to go, By the way, when we really do this, which card am I on?

Speaker 1 What am I doing? And Melanie's like,

Speaker 3 You're effing around during rehearsal, I know, sneaking no but

Speaker 1 Pete was texting and I'm like

Speaker 1 because you know that military uh first AD or the stage manager from the Marines he's like yeah hey hey guys and at the end I go are there three dumber cast members than us three right now he's like no you guys don't listen and he explains how to get off they're gonna push this in Nathan Lane runs out you got it I'm like yep and then we all do it wrong and he goes guys you're not doing it and I'm like I know it's not sinking in and and I go Pete's got his phone and we didn't have phones and I said that must drive everyone extra crazy

Speaker 3 I don't bring my phone to the floor because I want to like focus and be present but then I don't have any pictures for my entire experience on Saturday Night Live

Speaker 3 when I joined the show I saw Jimmy Fallon in the hallway and he was like, you have to keep a journal. And I'm like, I'm not fucking doing that.
And I'm like, wish I did. Don't remember a thing.

Speaker 3 Did it take a second? Oh, returns are the most most.

Speaker 2 Yeah, a journal is a great idea, but I would never have the presence of mind.

Speaker 2 I would think that will jinx it.

Speaker 3 Journaling. I know.
It'll jinx the show.

Speaker 1 By the way, just have a quick announcement before we get rid of Sarah.

Speaker 3 Stop threatening to your show.

Speaker 2 She's got a show to do. How many things are you in?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Sarah.

Speaker 3 I've been in a couple things, but like, you know how it goes. Sometimes you're legit in like seven things.
And you're boy. Like, there was a show a couple weeks ago

Speaker 3 where I

Speaker 3 was like, all my sketches were cut, and then my part was cut out of

Speaker 3 sketches. Yeah.
And so, like, at the end of the day, you're in one thing. And I'm like, I was like coming in, like, I think I'm the hot shit with like eight things.

Speaker 1 Why don't you do an update where you just talk about legit?

Speaker 3 We're like, shit, call it things.

Speaker 1 I was legit in the show this week, and I was legit worried about it. And he's like, I don't even know know what legit means anymore.

Speaker 2 Just go up to Shane and go, Gee, golly, Mr. Gillis.
I sure am a fan of what you do out there. You got so many funny voices, I can't even keep track of them.
I'm Sarah Sherman.

Speaker 3 Hey, Mr. Gillis,

Speaker 3 can I please have some more jokes, please?

Speaker 3 Stupid. Oliver, the street urchin of SNL, going up to Ryders, going,

Speaker 3 please, Mr. Streeter, can I have some more lines, please?

Speaker 2 There's your, you put this in next week. Yeah, put that in.
Just everything. Please, Mr.
Sketchman, write me a sketch.

Speaker 3 And then someone comes out dressed as a sketch.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Someone comes out dressed as Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 Or you come on dressed as a sketch on update. You just have a big thing.

Speaker 3 I have a really,

Speaker 3 I don't want to say it on the podcast because I really want to do it.

Speaker 3 We can edit it out.

Speaker 3 Here's a note to Greg, the producer. I think you guys have to edit out when the full Tate McCrae performance was happening on the mirror.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't even see it.

Speaker 3 I know, just blur it or something. Oh, I see.

Speaker 1 We're looking at you, ding-dong.

Speaker 3 We can cut it out. But your viewers at home with eagle-eyed viewers.

Speaker 1 Oh, look at this quarter-inch, mostly table gray with no sound.

Speaker 2 Our demographic is 72. That's our average.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And my mom. Shout out to my mom.

Speaker 2 She watched. Oh, what's her first name?

Speaker 3 Robin. Hi, Robin.

Speaker 2 You have a lovely daughter. You have a lovely daughter.

Speaker 3 Imagine your daughter had a normal haircut. Imagine.
No, it's a good haircut.

Speaker 1 So quickly,

Speaker 1 before Sarah stays longer.

Speaker 1 I don't care if you overstay. You're welcome.

Speaker 3 She's live to the show.

Speaker 1 So my tour, they go, you have to have a name for your dumb's next stand-up tour. Like, Sarah, you probably have a name for yours, do you?

Speaker 3 Yeah, Live and in the Flesh. Okay.
Of course. So

Speaker 1 uh i thought it was sarah squirm come catch some germs

Speaker 1 but anyway so mine was i don't have one i can't think of anything dopey enough still don't and they go we're extending you one week and then we got to put it out there so it was the day i got home from snl and and so they go what is it i can't think and i go i got a feel for this i gotta feel for it because that was people

Speaker 1 huh it was really funny because people were like oh i like when you're in the audience and you go I got a feel for it. And then I go, just say that.

Speaker 2 Oh, you're taking the line from the SNL5 and making it the title of your special.

Speaker 3 That's going to be a good thing. It's like the most Spade thing ever.

Speaker 1 That was a good idea to throw me in the audience because it was such a long sketch.

Speaker 1 I'm like, this one's more about the singing.

Speaker 2 It's all good. What was the line you said in the 15th again when they cut to you?

Speaker 2 You left the sketch obstensively and took a seat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they said, where's Spade?

Speaker 3 And then what is it?

Speaker 1 First of all, they call me my real name. Where's Spade? And then he goes,

Speaker 1 he goes, he went in the audience. He went back to the audience.

Speaker 2 And then you just said, what?

Speaker 1 Oh, I said, yeah, I got a feel for it.

Speaker 2 But you kind of went like that with your hand.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I go, I got a feel for it.

Speaker 2 That took me by.

Speaker 3 Dismissive.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You're good at that.

Speaker 3 I'm like, I don't know how to be subtle, much to everyone's chagrin.

Speaker 3 It's like, Spade's so good at that.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Your Matt Gates had some subtlety whenever you were non-verbal.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when your eyes popped out of your head

Speaker 3 but it's not it's like cheating because I had my eyebrows like taped triangular you're like this

Speaker 2 I thought later I didn't have time I wanted to say how long have you been dressed as the Klingon because you really looked like with the forehead you know the lady should have gone

Speaker 3 on it was

Speaker 1 you got to go through life and all right Sarah we're gonna let you go back to your rehearsal because you've been very sweet to hang out with us all for the past 30 minutes he's like we're gonna

Speaker 2 well i said i'll we'll steal you for 30 minutes because you're the most fun person and then we get back to us and the ratings plummet when you're gone it's very sweet the relationship you two have because david says sarah this we could get sarah and sarah sherman was there we we were laughing sarah sherman and i yeah i said sarah was fun because i kind of

Speaker 3 you didn't even party dude We like legit, like, I don't drink, and then I got like so black.

Speaker 2 What did you drink for a non-drinker? What did you drink?

Speaker 3 Like, light beer?

Speaker 3 Anything anyone gave me? Oh, man. I told them to come to a bar and be like, what do you want? And I'm like, whatever you're having.
Was blind for three days.

Speaker 1 Who was your squad that you were talking to? I talked to you when I was leaving and you were waiting by the door, but you looked nice. You had your hair all pixied up.

Speaker 3 I know I did look nice.

Speaker 1 I didn't expect you to agree, but okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 Who were you sitting at? Were you at the cool table?

Speaker 1 No, it was complicated there.

Speaker 1 It was three stories what they're like go to the fifth floor if you want to go to get some crab cakes i'm like i kept going higher and higher going where's the fun part and they're like higher i was like god dang there were like five floors like at the plaza whole bars at the plot like it was just like it was nuts i just saw everybody all week though if they didn't have three nights of stuff to do At the 40th, that was the party to go to because we only had that night.

Speaker 1 And so everyone was like, we're going to milk it all out. But this one, we had a fun first night, a fun second night, and then rehearsal was fun all day.

Speaker 1 And so, I had to get up and fly, and I was like, I gotta, I gotta feel fun. Oh, you gotta fly,

Speaker 3 you did get

Speaker 3 he left as soon as I walked in. I was walking in, he was like, Oh, perfect, that's my cue to leave.

Speaker 2 I feel bad when I hear how fun it was, I feel bad that I missed it.

Speaker 3 No, Dana, I'm telling you, you got the more fun thing because

Speaker 1 of the weekly hangout,

Speaker 3 the weekly hangout.

Speaker 2 Oh, I, yeah, I really,

Speaker 2 really experienced the show with the new cast and people. Absolutely.
And I love being there with Gaffigan and Adam Sandberg and Maya Rudolph, the Fab Four.

Speaker 2 But what I'm saying to you both now is that the only way for me to make up with

Speaker 2 missing the 50th is to be there on the 60th.

Speaker 3 Whoa.

Speaker 3 With a tuck and a thing and a squeeze.

Speaker 3 It's going to be a little bit more. If you all go under the knife.

Speaker 2 You wouldn't come in at 83 or 2 and kick ass.

Speaker 3 Golden slumbers fill the night. I mean, that made me cry.
That was sweet. Oh, I was blessing.

Speaker 1 We were all about to pile in for the good nights, and he went into that.

Speaker 1 Once it was, I was like, oh, snap.

Speaker 1 He's bringing it.

Speaker 2 And he did the guitar solo in the middle. This is side two of Abby Robe for you, Neophytes.
And he did this trading guitar solos.

Speaker 3 And then in the end the love you give is equal to the love you take

Speaker 3 that's not even close

Speaker 1 you know when he came on when i was there and he did the chris farley show and he goes and chris goes do you remember when you said the love you take is equal to love you make and he goes yes chris and he goes uh

Speaker 1 is that true

Speaker 3 goes

Speaker 3 i mean i guess i would like to think what did i say to you when he was on stage i was like where's Ringo?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you said something dumb like that.

Speaker 2 Peace and love, peace and love, my brother.

Speaker 3 Peace and love, peace and love. Peace and love.

Speaker 2 I did text Lauren

Speaker 2 after the 50th, and then I texted him, I think, on Tuesday,

Speaker 2 and just wanted to see his sense of the show and what he was doing. And then he texted back, and he said,

Speaker 2 because everyone's so obsessed with Blake Lively, Baldini, he's going to appeal.

Speaker 2 His deposition is going to be thrown out. I go, well, what about this Shane Gillis show and the 50th and Everything.
I think Lively is going to do a brief discovery phase

Speaker 2 and show up. They may do an ADR, which is sort of a way to settle the dispute.
But what about the Shane Gillis show on the 50th?

Speaker 2 The expoatory evidence is going to be presented, but I think it'll be, you know, there's a rumor Ryan

Speaker 1 took two gift bags when he left.

Speaker 3 He likes because he just is like, that's what I really respect about him. He's just like,

Speaker 3 it's like he takes like every day as it happens like it's like he doesn't think too much far forward because the show is so immediate so he's like really like present you know what I mean

Speaker 3 and like I maybe this is spilling too much tea but like at that like dinner

Speaker 3 I can't tell whatever there was that like cocktail dinner thing and like the some exec was giving a speech about how like they were offering to throw Lauren this, like, giant party just for him.

Speaker 3 And he was like, it was like the Friday before a show. And he was like, no, we got a show to do.
I'm not doing a party. And I was like, respect.
This guy just cares about the show.

Speaker 3 He's like, wants to get to work and do the show. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, that I'm sure part of him, let's get past the 50th. And he wants to get back.
And

Speaker 2 he loves it. And I said to him, you're like an AI.
You've downloaded it. You've downloaded

Speaker 2 the show. And so his blink instinct about sketches, and it's a bit light, a bit dare, you know,

Speaker 2 he gives a loose rope to people to want to do what they want to do. But he's always dropping these little,

Speaker 2 Danny did a similar sketch, but it's like that thing of, you know, so, but yeah, because Lauren is such a close, like he keeps some of his emotions close to his vest, you kind of want to.

Speaker 2 give him a hug or something or just grab him or tell him something very sentimental.

Speaker 1 I hug him like a koala bear all the time. I lock in.

Speaker 1 No, you what about that speech Tina gave at that toast where she's like, Lauren, I'm going to give you a 50-year review of your performance here.

Speaker 1 She's like, You've missed five years out of 45. That's not horrible.
You've had 19,000 tardies.

Speaker 3 She gave a great speech, Dave. Imagine giving a like funny speech in front of like, in an intimate room in front of like Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.
And like,

Speaker 3 God.

Speaker 3 it's Chevy. Chevy Hackalt, of course.

Speaker 3 Now, by the way, say what?

Speaker 3 I do have to go to my rewrite table now.

Speaker 1 Oh, don't act like you have to go anywhere. Oh, good.

Speaker 2 Now we're okay.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I have to let you guys go. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 All right. Thanks for coming on, man.
It was very interesting.

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Speaker 1 Okay, here we go. This better be a good one.
Let's see what it is. Oh, this is the fog I'm worried about.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 1 you heard about the fog?

Speaker 3 I've only seen the horror film about it.

Speaker 1 I like it. I like it.

Speaker 6 Those are parasites and bacteria.

Speaker 3 Is that true?

Speaker 6 This is biological warfare. This is Nuremberg.

Speaker 3 Nuremberg. Stuff right here.
Parasites and bacteria.

Speaker 6 This is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Speaker 6 And it's February 2025.

Speaker 6 And this is being sprayed on us in the dark of night

Speaker 3 right here. Go to the source.

Speaker 6 It's tested by an independent lab out of Naples, Florida, and it's full of parasites and bacteria.

Speaker 6 And

Speaker 6 this could very well be why all the TB cases are coming open.

Speaker 2 I would go inside and call the police.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, they're saying they catch it in rainwater. You can turn that off.
But they say they do these reports on some of the stuff and they keep finding stuff in this fog and the rain.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you, if it's like the chemtrails, all these things I read about,

Speaker 1 if there's any truth to them, people are going to flip out. I'm not even joking, like, not even like, hey, we're mad.
It's like, we're going to merc somebody.

Speaker 1 If those chemtrails are real, which I keep seeing stuff, which makes me, I kind of believe in them. There, I said it.
I kind of believe them, crazy person.

Speaker 1 I believe also the earth is square. I'm not even a flat earther.
I'm like a new one.

Speaker 3 Octagon.

Speaker 2 I actually know someone who does not think we landed on the moon, perfectly normal, not insane, adult. Yeah.
Just no way.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of things about that that are iffy. There's 9-11 stuff.

Speaker 1 By the way, you can flip me on anything. You show me a 30-second TikTok.
I'm like, oh yeah, I'm sold. But some of it's pretty compelling on different things.
Some of it I go, this is horseshit, but.

Speaker 1 There's a couple of things out there where I go,

Speaker 1 I want to ask questions. What's going on? It's a little too blurry.
Like, hey, this was this way, move it along. And you go, yeah, all your life.

Speaker 1 Then you go, well, we don't have any way to look into that. We're just told one thing.
So let's go back and look at some stuff. And you go, yeah, they were right.

Speaker 3 Or you go, I don't know.

Speaker 2 Did you see the thing where these people saw Bigfoot, like literally in the forest? And it's like, fuck, it's Bigfoot. It's this giant, hulking, whatever cross of a bear and a man or something.

Speaker 2 And then it ran off, and they went up and it was kind of muddy. So they measured Bigfoot, and it was like a size nine.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 3 that's me.

Speaker 3 So, what does that mean?

Speaker 3 They call him medium foot.

Speaker 2 They call him Bigfoot for 100 years. They find out he's just a size eight and a half.

Speaker 1 So, is this Bitfoot?

Speaker 2 I've got a long way for that joke.

Speaker 3 That was a good journey.

Speaker 2 I don't mind that.

Speaker 2 I should have said size seven to make it more, but nine is just a regular average foot you know yeah you're right uh thanks when girls i tell them i they go hey they get to my room they go you said you were 5'11.

Speaker 1 i go i am they go why do you have cat stairs to your bed i go don't worry about it okay that's from the old that's from the last guy lived here cat stairs is fun i crawl up

Speaker 2 why do you have i go they're not cat stairs she goes okay kitty stairs i go yeah Hey, remember, anybody out there, if you're on Tinder and you don't like your height, just say you're four foot four.

Speaker 2 And then when the woman comes, opens the door and goes, you're a giant.

Speaker 1 By the way, no one's clicking on that one, unfortunately.

Speaker 2 Well, if you're really charming and funny, you say, I'm four foot four, and then when they see you, they go, my God, I loved your personality and you're a giant. Never try to overrate yourself.

Speaker 1 By the way, are we going to cut this part out and say that the Lauren thing, do you want to address it or you just want to keep it the way it was?

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't think I landed it that well.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, it's just keeping it alive, though. I think people are going to start to understand.

Speaker 2 So, what I was doing

Speaker 2 because now this will trend. What I was doing was just we were talking so much, and the world was talking so much about Ryan Reynolds and Black, yeah,

Speaker 2 like lively, lovely people. I don't know them, but I just know them as entertainers.
And then, um, Baldini, I don't know his first name, you don't know his last name either.

Speaker 3 Is that is his name

Speaker 3 Baldoni?

Speaker 3 Baldini. Something like this.
Baldini.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 the obsession with it and the tabloid obsession with it got so silly to me that I just pretended that I had texted Lauren right after the 50th.

Speaker 2 Lauren, how are you feeling? Baldini is going to counter Sue.

Speaker 2 But Lauren, the 50th, what did you think of Steve Martin's monologue?

Speaker 2 I think that they're going to laure her up. I don't think Reynolds wants to settle.

Speaker 1 She was doing script tweaks on the the movie. Yeah, this everyone bit hard on that one.
I thought you were kidding, obviously. And then when I kept seeing articles about it, I go, oh,

Speaker 1 all we do is talk about stupid things in the show. It's all

Speaker 2 I don't know. You know, you can't tell if anything's really trending, but for me, the.

Speaker 2 this the seriosity if that's a real word that was taken it was deadline it was new york post all online it was people so many people it was usa today and so all online, not saying, but it was really funny to me.

Speaker 2 And I was just hoping that Lorne wasn't like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 But I think he immediately would know it was a joke because obviously he didn't say it.

Speaker 1 It did sound kind of ridiculous, but it sounded kind of true also, where you go, maybe, I don't know. But that was, I did like getting because usually every week after the show airs, we get some.

Speaker 1 articles about something that we talked about the show. We never know what.
It's like, oh, that, that.

Speaker 1 And that one was, there was a couple of different things, but that one was the most I heard about.

Speaker 1 But it was still funny. All right.
One more. Let's do two more.

Speaker 2 Let's not go over an hour.

Speaker 3 I know. We're almost there.
All right.

Speaker 2 LeonardoCaprio to star as Evil Knievel in a biopic directed by Damian Giselle.

Speaker 1 I love this because I think he's great. And I love Evil Knievel growing up.
What a stud.

Speaker 2 I was obsessed with Evil Knievel in the analog days.

Speaker 2 It'd be Wild World of Sports on Channel 7, and he was going to jump a Grand Canyon or 50 cars in Vegas, and he would school buses, bob him, bob them.

Speaker 1 He'd come in, hung over,

Speaker 1 and even sometimes he'd say to him, There's no way I can make this. So see you at the hospital, but I got to do it.
I signed up for it. They're giving me 20 grand or something.

Speaker 1 And then he does it, and it's like the slow-motion wipeout, like at Caesar Palace. You're like, oh my God, he breaks a hundred bones.

Speaker 2 When he's in his little cape outfit, and he's revving his motorcycle like it's 150.

Speaker 2 It's like it's screaming. But

Speaker 2 look this up, Greg. There was an Evil Knievel movie.

Speaker 3 Was it Burt Reynolds?

Speaker 3 There was?

Speaker 2 There was an Evil Knievel movie, I believe. And I don't know who starred in it, but DiCaprio is always good.
So I think he was.

Speaker 1 Tog him in. Yeah, he's kind of built like, you know, I think it'll be great.

Speaker 2 And that director is actually.

Speaker 3 He's La La Land, right?

Speaker 2 La La Land First Man. I think First Man on the Moon.
He did with. Okay.

Speaker 2 George Hamilton played Evil Kin Evil.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 I saw that in the theater in the 70s. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd see it just because I would be into anything.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 1 I guess that's a good show.

Speaker 2 I guess that's a good show. Sarah Sherman was our

Speaker 2 thank you, Sarah. David Spade.
You can see him everywhere where podcasts are.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 2 springtime for

Speaker 1 Fantasy Springs.

Speaker 2 Fantasy Springs in

Speaker 2 Palm Springs or India. Yep.

Speaker 1 India. All right.
Bye, Dana.

Speaker 2 We'll talk later.

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Burman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.
Hope you liked it.