New Fly Merch + Trump Arrests Jimmy Stewart and Christopher Walken??

Speaker 1 All right, cold mornings, holiday plans, endless to-do lists. I just want my wardrobe to be simple, Dana.
I just want pieces that look sharp, feel amazing. Makes sense, and I'll use every day.

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Speaker 2 Also,

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Speaker 2 Quince.com/slash fly. Hey, David, when it comes to gifting, you know i've learned there are two types of presents okay

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 the ones that get returned and the ones that instantly become a favorite do you agree yeah that's uh jenny bird jewelry uh definitely falls in the second category

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Yep. And they ship fast.
That's perfect if you're a last-minute shopper like me.

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Way to go. Way to go.
And because the styles are so versatile, they always make an outfit feel pulled together, David.

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Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 Do you notice? Welcome.

Speaker 2 Yeah, welcome to the Flawed Flast. Welcome to

Speaker 1 guess look at this shit by the way i'm so freaking ripped no the problem is my shoulders i had removed for a movie and so it doesn't look like i'm that strong but well these are roomy i mean they're friendly these things because you

Speaker 2 they're you know they're not for showing off muscles

Speaker 2 oh yeah the merch has landed the merch has landed they said it couldn't be done and everyone said it you're never gonna get merch you're never going to get merch.

Speaker 2 So, you know, I've got Smartless sweatsuit. I've got a Kona Needs a Friend sweatsuit.

Speaker 2 What do we get?

Speaker 1 I've got

Speaker 1 Stavros moccasins.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 I've got Theobon fucking banana clip for my hair.

Speaker 1 Scrunchies.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I have a

Speaker 1 giggly squad scrunchie. That was a, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I've got Amy, Polar, Good Hang,

Speaker 2 just sort of sandals that I gave to my wife.

Speaker 1 I've got a Joe Rogan, yo-yo. So I've got everything, but this is the one thing I was missing is our own show.
Look at the best part is this. Little spade carvey right there.

Speaker 1 You see it?

Speaker 2 Is that in there? Very tiny?

Speaker 1 That's cool. Yeah.
I can't do it backwards, but yeah, there it is. Even though fly is good, then on the wall is a little smaller.
I have to walk you through it. These colors are blue, various shades.

Speaker 1 My favorite color. I'm wearing a blue t-shirt.
Coincidence? Dismissed his chance.

Speaker 2 And what is it called when you do that? It's like a

Speaker 2 color pattern, a little dash of blue around your neck. I mean, Riz.

Speaker 2 I live in the country. I don't really know your strange city.

Speaker 1 You're unfrozen caveman country guy now.

Speaker 2 You know, guess what? We're having our, this is kind of exciting, our septic tank. Oh.

Speaker 2 The poo is going to be sucked out around sometime during the podcast. Oh, we should go live.

Speaker 2 We called them early and they go, no, that still got some room to run unless you got some gastrointestinal issues out there.

Speaker 2 So we wanted to get it sucked out early rather than have a barbecue and have them go, hmm, what is that?

Speaker 1 Oh, smell.

Speaker 1 So you got room to run. What does it mean room to run in your pipes?

Speaker 2 The septic tank probably

Speaker 2 is six months away from overflowing. We decided to air on caution.

Speaker 2 Can you empty it now? So they're they're coming soon.

Speaker 1 No, I don't really understand what a septic tank is. I think I had one in Malibu and they talk about during the fires, the septic tank, they're going to sewer now.
I'm like, I don't quite get it.

Speaker 1 It's poop floats in a bag in your yard for a while. I think that's.

Speaker 2 No, it's a giant tank and all the poop is directed to it. It's buried under the ground.
It's the poop tank it's buried under the ground

Speaker 2 and then

Speaker 2 lovely it gets cleaned out and that's so you're not connected to but anyway back to our merch I didn't want to do it

Speaker 2 I'm gonna stand up for a second because I this is people oh no I don't know I'm gonna you stay seated okay

Speaker 1 oh look at that tot stripe

Speaker 1 Fly pant oh, that is cool. Lift it up.
You can't hear me. There's the fly.
Okay, good.

Speaker 1 yeah that is good

Speaker 1 we should have done a collab with the running man because you looked like the running man there

Speaker 1 is dana car

Speaker 2 glen pal is arnold schozeneger in the running man part two

Speaker 1 i like this this looks cool man the fly down the leg i think it's cool Well, how do we get the, how do the folks?

Speaker 2 Oh, I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 Here's what you do. You, it's a limited time.
We're dropping exclusive fly-in-the-wall merch.

Speaker 1 Only until November 13th.

Speaker 1 Holy shit, man. What a time limit.
Um,

Speaker 1 okay, we need final confirmation, but it looks like it's going to be a hoodie, matching sweatpants. You showed t-shirts.

Speaker 1 This is not it, but we have t-shirts, trucker hat, mug, which you're good at doing. I stole your joke.

Speaker 2 Woo!

Speaker 2 Mug.

Speaker 1 We don't mug.

Speaker 1 You have to go to shopflyonthewall.com. That is

Speaker 1 shopf-l-y

Speaker 1 on the wall.com.

Speaker 1 That's all.

Speaker 2 That's all you do. And I'm just going to say, Christmas is coming up.
It's coming up.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to put the two together. I'll let you guys decide that.

Speaker 1 There's literally no better present.

Speaker 2 They're soft, they're cozy, and they're kind of sexy. Is that going too far?

Speaker 1 It's very sexy.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're breaking sex appeal

Speaker 1 meters in Japan. It's going all over.

Speaker 2 Is my name literally on there? Is it just.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you can't see it.

Speaker 2 Have you had merch before? You have merch because you have Heather and you're, you know.

Speaker 1 Oh, I do. I did have some merch for the.

Speaker 1 Not even the tour, more, it was sort of Joe Dirt.

Speaker 2 I've never had merch. Well, I did sell church lady posters back in 1880s.

Speaker 1 Back at a card table on a median.

Speaker 2 Because Lauren didn't want to do any

Speaker 2 merchandising. It's not what we do.
We're bop dudes. We

Speaker 1 don't need extra money. Now it's like, yada da da da da da.

Speaker 2 They got cone head oven mitts at the SNL store. Hey!

Speaker 2 But Lauren, Lauren Lovitz was the one who told Lauren, Dana is Salon Vergindi, you know, because I own the church lady. Oh, he ratted you out.
He's making a lot of money. And Lauren said, really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because when I was there at the NBC store, they had like the liar, like greeting cards. They had

Speaker 1 Lovett, when he plays the devil.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Everything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they had the receptionist. When I got a greeting card, I was like...

Speaker 2 Receptionist got a greeting card? You fucking know it. Wow, That blows my mind.

Speaker 1 And don't be so shocked.

Speaker 2 How many times was it on the show?

Speaker 1 It was like, oh, I heard it's your birthday.

Speaker 1 I've been so crazy lately. I don't even remember.
Anyway, how old are you again? Right.

Speaker 2 How many times was I a guest on the receptionist sketch?

Speaker 1 You were an alien and one. I only did MC Hammer, Roseanne.

Speaker 1 And maybe that's it. Maybe one more.

Speaker 1 I tried to get one with Paul McCartney when Alec Baldwin hosted, and we couldn't get the script to him for him to pass on it.

Speaker 2 And so, yeah, he'd be coming in. I'm here to see Steve Buckner.
And you're like, and you are.

Speaker 2 Right. And what was it that was

Speaker 2 McCartney? How do you spell that?

Speaker 1 Paul McGinty, yes.

Speaker 1 Capital C, M, capital C.

Speaker 2 He's like,

Speaker 1 Then I go, I'm not really. But also, the one with the big mix-up with David Bowie, you remember that one?

Speaker 2 Episode 391. 408G.

Speaker 1 When I asked Bowie to be in it and he loved it. And then I had to call him about it.
And he said,

Speaker 1 I love it. I'm 100% in.
If we could do a tiny tweak and we switch characters, you play me, I play the guy.

Speaker 1 By the way, that was Dana before it was even on yet, once.

Speaker 1 And so I said I didn't want to give it up because it was like a character I wanted to do. And he immediately was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 Well, I had the same thing, you know.

Speaker 2 Who was it?

Speaker 2 McCartney, when he was on the show, he, we did Church Lady and Readthor. He said, you mind if I play the lady? Did he really?

Speaker 2 I like to play the lady.

Speaker 2 He would be good. He would be better.
Because in Britain, you know, there's a lot of, you know, drag and Benny Hill and stuff. So could I play the church lady? I already done it for a year.

Speaker 2 I had merch.

Speaker 2 It didn't make it past dress, but he did play the church lady.

Speaker 2 Special.

Speaker 2 The readings were slightly different than I expected.

Speaker 2 Who could that be? Satan? You know, it didn't have the same. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he goes, he's very nice about it. Also, did he say the word plunk in it?

Speaker 2 That's directly from an interview with him.

Speaker 1 Joe

Speaker 2 sit down for a plunk.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We'd start plunking away and i was like oh my god

Speaker 2 mozart sat down for a tinkle i know a little i have to say that if we get paul back

Speaker 1 i have another question which you all know the answer because you're the fanatic but i just saw a clip on twitter of the rumored story

Speaker 1 that Jimi Hendrix heard Sergeant Peppers and a day later they went to see him and he had memorized it and played it for him. And it is Jimi Hendrix playing Sgt Pepper

Speaker 2 live.

Speaker 1 And I don't know if that's right away or what, but it was so cool to hear it. And he knew the words and shit.
Do you have any prompters?

Speaker 2 Well, Sergeant Pepper came out on like a Wednesday or Thursday, and they saw him that weekend or something. But the riff of Sergeant Pepper

Speaker 2 is not very complicated. But for Jimmy to make it Jimi Hendrix, he did it Jimi Hendrix, and it was just super heavy.
But

Speaker 1 look at those heavyweights. The Beatles, no less, come to see you.

Speaker 2 The stars are there. And I think Pete Towns, the whole town came to see Jimi Hendrix.

Speaker 1 And you bust out Sergeant Pepper.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I know. Well, Hendrix is a freak.
What he could do. He had giant hands.
He played the guitar upside down. The sound he could get out of the guitar is just not normal.

Speaker 2 You know, you have your Jeff Becks, you have your Eric Claptons, you know,

Speaker 1 your Eddie Van Halen's.

Speaker 2 Ed, Ed Van Halen and Jeffrey Beck,

Speaker 2 Erica Clapton, you know, all these guys and James Hendricks.

Speaker 2 Sorry, sorry, Gen X. I call him Gen X.
Like one generation had music that was a little bit better.

Speaker 2 Run away, Gen X, with your Taylor Swifts.

Speaker 2 All long.

Speaker 1 I'm worried about Post Malone and now Jelly Roll have lost weight.

Speaker 2 We'll get back to that.

Speaker 2 I met Jelly Roll, one of the nicest guys I've ever met in my life, literally at SNL last fall. Just a sweetheart of a person.
I'm glad that he got some weight loss that make him feel better.

Speaker 1 I'm at Cucumber Roll at a sushi place.

Speaker 2 Okay, that was fun. I was just exactly trying to think, Jelly Roll, what would be the joke? So you went to Cucumber Roll.

Speaker 1 I think one time on the podcast, I called him jellyfish, and I kept saying it wrong accidentally.

Speaker 2 Well, I called him Donut Hole for the first part of the week. Hey, Donut Hole, I love that new song.
She's my new

Speaker 1 baby. I called him Fuck Face accidentally.
I was like, wait, what is it?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I call him. I said to him, I said, I want you to take one step back and literally fuck your own face.
Oh, boy. Where's that from?

Speaker 1 Tom Cruise? Yep.

Speaker 2 Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 1 Tropic thunder wow

Speaker 2 one of the funniest lines ever oh okay shop get some of these yeah we got a fun I like it I think it's cool as shit

Speaker 1 okay so Pura Dana is is a sponsor where it's a fragrance so they're sort of reimagining this so it's a brand defining how people scent their spaces, your house, your car. It smells a certain way.

Speaker 1 You can change that. You can make it better.
You can make it different. You can make it holiday themed.
You can make it whatever you want.

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I mean, you can get scents in there that just make you feel good, enhance your lifestyle.

Speaker 2 It's like a design aesthetic, actually.

Speaker 1 Right. You can give it to someone and they can have it for their house, their car.
You do it from your app, of course. It's

Speaker 1 obviously all the futuristic technology and

Speaker 1 it has a power. You know, when you smell something, it reminds you of something.

Speaker 1 It's sort of like a fingerprint on your house or your car.

Speaker 2 It's like if you want to go to sleep and you have the noise of rain coming down. Yeah, exactly.
You know, except with scents.

Speaker 1 Precisely.

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Speaker 2 Will you wear it?

Speaker 1 Now, that's the thing. For me and you to wear it out, Heather will wear it.

Speaker 2 If I wear it,

Speaker 1 I might, I have to go on the road again. I might

Speaker 1 wear it.

Speaker 1 Dude, I just did,

Speaker 1 I just did, we didn't have a show last week. Apologies.

Speaker 1 I did a week with Adam for fun.

Speaker 1 They don't like you to say you're on these shows because they change them so much that sometimes I can't go to, I had to cancel in the middle. So,

Speaker 1 anyway, so to go to the shows quickly was just fun overall. We did five states, seven days.

Speaker 1 And Nick Kroll jumped on some.

Speaker 1 Swartzen, Sarah Sherman. Sounds fun.
Fortune was on the one right before I got there.

Speaker 2 Fortune.

Speaker 1 Kim Whitley, I think is her name. She was really funny.
And who else? Oh, and then Schneider. Schneider and I switched.
And then in Las Vegas, I sang a song. And Schneider opened.

Speaker 1 And the next night I did a set.

Speaker 2 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You're singing.

Speaker 2 I don't hear you singing singing much. That's right, Dana.
Can we have a 10-second example of you singing? How do you sing?

Speaker 2 When I'm a Russian cosmonaut named Yuri, oh, whole coming down out in the harness and everything?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't have to do that. I wore a spacesuit, though.

Speaker 2 Yeah, okay. And so the singing, like Russian guy, I'm Russian astronaut.
I have fun in the spaceship every time.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 I have

Speaker 1 it's when I'm a space, it's called Space Station 69. I go, but my favorite part of space.
I go, I look through telescopes and instruments to fix,

Speaker 1 but my favorite part of space is when we suck each other's dicks.

Speaker 1 Now we're in zero gravity, spinning round and round. It's a well-written song by Dan

Speaker 2 Adam. Is it the same one he did on the special?

Speaker 1 He did on the special.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I did it.

Speaker 1 I've done it once before, but I always talk about it because it makes me laugh and then and uh vegas he goes why don't you do it tonight and then robbed it i said hell yeah

Speaker 1 super fun and then i mixed it up i came out too early it was a total disaster but it was so funny because well they can't sing b mistakes are funny not supposed to sing i walk out early and i'm in my whole asterisk you can't tell it's me and i get to him and he's singing well what are you doing here i'm like they sent me out i don't know and then he rushes his part and then he goes now it's you and then I lift my lid and they go, oh, it's Spade.

Speaker 1 And I,

Speaker 1 and then I said the wrong line. And he's like, stay on the cards.
And then it was funny.

Speaker 2 No, I. I hit a high note.

Speaker 1 Oh, I hit a high note. You hit a really good high note.

Speaker 2 I'm going to try to get a clip, Heather.

Speaker 1 I have it. Of me hitting the high note?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. If you do, yeah.

Speaker 2 We got to see that.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I saw the picture.

Speaker 1 Oh, show that picture of me. of the picture of me lifting the lid that's good we could show

Speaker 1 uh i didn't know i was going to talk about this but she has has something.

Speaker 1 We'll come back to it. But that was it.
So the trip, the tour was fun. It ended, but I couldn't do the podcast because I can't do it.
I don't have the mental capacity.

Speaker 1 People think you just open your laptop and do it.

Speaker 2 That's hysterical. I wish it was that easy.

Speaker 2 Look at these notes.

Speaker 1 It's so funny. It's so hilarious.

Speaker 2 Fucking funny.

Speaker 1 I have one story. Well, there's two things.
One, I was a good boy. I went and voted for

Speaker 1 there's a prop 50. What is it, Dana?

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 1 First of all, Dana, when you have a special election, what does that mean? There's not, I didn't think there's elections till midterms.

Speaker 2 I know. Sometimes they call for a special election if they get enough signatures for some referee.

Speaker 2 Wait, there's a shoe.

Speaker 2 It's the happiest I've ever seen you. That's one thing I'll say.
I've never seen all those teeth at once.

Speaker 1 That's because the crowd's applauding and I drink.

Speaker 2 I smile that big. That's hysterical.

Speaker 1 Well, they don't know I'm there. So when I come out in the middle of the show.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. And you do the reveal.

Speaker 1 And then they go, he sings a song about in the audience. There's always a guy that drinks at work.
And then they cut to people in the audience. And there's just some lady there.
There's always a guy.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 there's always a lady that broke, got her, lost her virginity on a rocking horse or something. And they cut to some woman.
So they just find people in the audience. And then they did one where

Speaker 1 somehow the guy looked like Kevin Kevin James. And then Sandler stopped and made him stand up.
And then it was Kevin James. And so the crowd goes, because he's sitting in the middle of 13,000 people.

Speaker 1 And then he just stands up.

Speaker 1 Then he goes, can I come up there, Adam? And he goes, I don't know. That's not really what we do.
And then he walks up, grabs a guy's beer. And Adam goes, Kevin, you don't drink anymore.
Don't drink.

Speaker 1 And he goes. And he just looks off camera and everyone tells him to do it.
And he goes, I'm sorry, Adam. And he chugs the whole thing.
And then he walks on stage and they sing a song. Very funny.

Speaker 2 Sounds like the greatest show i've ever it definitely is fun yeah well it sounds like a barely controlled mayhem a lot of discues and anonymous would love that knead it up okay go back so you're explaining to me what's a special election well special election sometimes there's a referendum or a whoop they do or or signatures to try to recall a governor or whatever it's just a special election so it came about through this proposition 50 that would allow the democratic party in california to redraw lines because they kind of know where the conservatives and liberals are.

Speaker 2 So they can make districts in a way that they know that they will either be

Speaker 2 in Texas, they would do it for the Republicans.

Speaker 2 In California, they'll do it. So they create, by redrawing lines, they create more Democratic congressmen that will go to Washington.
So that's what the referendum is about. And Obama came out.

Speaker 2 It's good. Redistric, redistricting.
And so what's your, what say you?

Speaker 1 Oh, what do I feel about it?

Speaker 1 I guess they've been doing it back and forth for a while. So this is sort of bound to happen.
But

Speaker 1 I wish each state would just go by how many Republicans and how many Democrats. That would help even it out, but that's not really how it works.

Speaker 2 Well, it's, yeah, it's congressional.

Speaker 2 I had a couple before, congressional districts.

Speaker 2 But this game, I don't know when it started drawing these lines.

Speaker 2 It's It's gotten pretty absurd. It used to be kind of general.
Okay,

Speaker 2 this area voted for this

Speaker 2 Democrat or Republican, but then they can redraw it and slide down here and add some of their party. And then

Speaker 1 well, I think the part that bothered me, and it would bother me in Texas too, is when it's an extra $200 million to do it when

Speaker 1 no one's really asking for it. It's their idea.
It's like, hey, come on, let's.

Speaker 1 And it bothers me because my buddy's selling his house and he has to pay 750 000 off the top for homelessness and you go well

Speaker 1 that's a hefty fee for homelessness and especially when it's not guaranteed as we found in the last couple years to go to that it's not getting any better it's getting worse they lose some of this money and 750 i said don't pay it but you can't not pay it because it is so mandatory and illegal

Speaker 1 but it's not mandatory to pay it on

Speaker 1 to homeless i mean it's not, they passed, it's called a mansion tax. So the mansion tax.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know that. Yeah.
If you're in a certain area of LA County,

Speaker 2 it's a 1%

Speaker 2 added, added-on tax or something.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's

Speaker 2 or is it more 3%?

Speaker 1 I think, yeah, it's either 3% or 5% worse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So anyway.

Speaker 1 All complicated issues that just infuriate me because I just wish California would fix some fucking roads and just not just keep

Speaker 1 there's just so much money flying around that's not helping everyday people I'm not an everyday person let's take me out of it I just

Speaker 2 fucking yeah I would say we call it infrastructure we want water we want power we want clean safe neighborhoods we want pothos for potholes filled all kinds of things uh that we pay for because we don't cheat on our taxes we've got the same business manager we're being very we pay extra extra because we're like, oh, we don't want to get busted.

Speaker 1 I'm like, who cares? Like,

Speaker 1 is everyone going by the letter of the law anymore? That's what I get sick of. Fucking shit.
Everyone's bending shit. Anyway, I won't bog you down with that, but that's what's going on.

Speaker 1 I did hear another story that Jennifer Lawrence, speaking of politics, says,

Speaker 1 I'm not going to talk about politics anymore.

Speaker 1 I see that. I thought that was interesting that she said,

Speaker 1 it's just pointless. Celebrities talking about politics, people,

Speaker 1 it doesn't move the needle enough she goes and i want people because people get mad half the crowd gets mad obviously no matter what side you're on so she's like i'd rather have that half still come see my movies

Speaker 1 because i don't want to alienate them and they're like oh i don't like that person that talks shit so i'm not gonna so that's yeah i think she'd say it out loud I think it is a reverse thing.

Speaker 2 I don't, I think the Democrats made a mistake. They had all these superstar people up there.

Speaker 2 So then they're lecturing people how they should vote. And you're like, wait a minute.
So you get to have a billion dollars or 500 million. You fly in a private jet.

Speaker 2 You're either the former president of the United States or you're a movie star. And you tell me how to vote.
It's a little bit like, whoa, too much. Then, you know, I think it backfired.

Speaker 2 I don't think people, most people would vote. Well, who am I going to vote for? I just,

Speaker 1 let me pick a random celebrity.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I mean,

Speaker 2 who

Speaker 2 is,

Speaker 2 I'm trying to think of the most.

Speaker 1 Is anyone from Punky Brewster chiming in? I could join in.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know. By the way, has Drew Carey

Speaker 2 said something yet?

Speaker 1 Yeah. When is he going to break his silence?

Speaker 1 I remember the Kamala thing where Megan the Stallion performed, and I kept thinking, corporate gig,

Speaker 1 like, those are hard.

Speaker 2 It goes back to me doing my corporate gig going,

Speaker 1 that's a tough crowd.

Speaker 2 I just did one in Vegas.

Speaker 1 Oh, talk about your corporate gig.

Speaker 2 I drove to Vegas for some reason. I just got tired of being an airport.

Speaker 1 I kind of like that. Yeah, I kind of like that.

Speaker 2 Fuck it. I'm driving and then I'm coming down the strip and the AI or whatever is going, your destination is on the left.
So I look at it. It's not the hotel.
And I go, fuck. It's rush hour in Vegas.

Speaker 2 So it's an hour to do the loop, get on the 15, come back around.

Speaker 2 And I go, it still says destinate nation still and they left so i drove in there and it was the hilton not mine i go do you know where this hotel is and and he goes it's across the street so it was another 45 minutes so that was fun played to about 4 000 insurance people really really nice people but there was an hour speech before me a very nice woman that was very technical and and and she was a little you know it was just like you literally I did find a pin.

Speaker 2 I was talking to the backstage people, and I dropped it. And you could keep it.
It was the deadest.

Speaker 2 I got them going, but it was a lot, a lot of work.

Speaker 1 Yeah, sometimes those things are always mean well. Sometimes they're really fun.
And sometimes they tack it on at the end of like an eight-hour day, a workday as a favor.

Speaker 1 Now there's some entertainment. They're trying to leave.
And they're like, oh, oh, I have to sit through this Joker.

Speaker 2 This was 11:30 in the morning, which was fantastic. Oh, I got them going.

Speaker 2 But the room they give you sometimes, they give you a suite I could run laps in to be able to turn the lights off just to get all the lights off.

Speaker 2 We just went through this. It was 45 minutes.
I literally couldn't. And then

Speaker 2 it's too fantastical. You know, it's just, it's a workload and you get lost.
I know it's first world. Don't write letters, but I'm like.
We hate you. We hate you.

Speaker 1 No, it's the difference between too much of a good thing. I was there with Heather and I'm like, I can't figure out how to get my lights off at night and I can't figure out how to close them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I get that all the time. Or get the TV to go down.
I mean, everyone said, because I was walking to go down, how funny it sinks into something.

Speaker 2 Well, I guess it's going to be on, and I can't get it down. I've got the thing.
So everyone said, you got to go to the sphere. You got to go to this sphere.
You know, and the ticket prices.

Speaker 2 They're playing the Wizard of Oz in the sphere, and they literally throw apples at at you, and there's snow on your head. So I just said, fuck that.
Everyone likes that.

Speaker 2 So I just went to kind of a counterbalance, another competitor of the sphere.

Speaker 2 It was at the Frontier Hotel. It's called the Big Round Ball.

Speaker 2 And it was a baggle. Yeah, it was, you know, there's fears, the spheres.
It's called the Big Round Ball. And you go in, there's just bleachers, about 25 people in there.
A guy's juggling.

Speaker 2 A guy

Speaker 2 did some mime impressions. Anyway, it was not probably as good as as this fear.

Speaker 1 Did you do a guest set?

Speaker 2 No, I was just hiding in the back. I had my merch on.
It was $9.95 to go see the show. And there was a stripper toward the end.

Speaker 1 But that's nice. We should put you in this fly-on-the-wall hoodie and have you just walk around Vegas.

Speaker 2 See if I get mugged. Okay, I'm going to give you $1,000 right now.
You have two seconds. Can you pronounce the name of the gentleman who's maybe now the mayor of New York?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Zambon Magambi.

Speaker 2 Oh, you got it.

Speaker 1 No, it's, I think I remembered it's mom damny. It's not mom damn.

Speaker 2 Zoran. Zoran Mom Donnie.

Speaker 1 Mom.

Speaker 2 Even though it's an A in there, you don't say ma'am Donnie.

Speaker 1 Mom. Yeah.
Something like that. I would just think.
Is it official already? It's probably happening, right?

Speaker 2 No, we're, yeah, we're kind of. Is it today? It's happening today and we'll be out in two weeks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll be out in three and a half weeks. So this is the day of the election.

Speaker 2 I hate to date this thing. Oh.

Speaker 2 But I wanted to say this: is that

Speaker 2 only in America, you have to have pride in the idea of it, that a guy from Uganda named Zoran, ma'am Danny, can run for mayor of the largest, most maybe the greatest city in the world.

Speaker 2 We've had Barack Hussein Obama. We've had Zoran, Mom Dani.

Speaker 2 And I thought, is there any

Speaker 2 Does that happen in reverse anywhere? Hi, everybody. My name's Bill Wilson.
I'm from Toledo, and i'm honored to be the new leader of iran

Speaker 2 i'm zimbabwe my brother steve wilson runs al-qaeda and my uh

Speaker 2 carrie wilson is the head of the taliban we're all from toledo we're white christian and we just love it over here in the middle east and we're glad to be your leader and everyone clamors to vote them yeah I know.

Speaker 1 It's, you know, that's why USA is so wonderful.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you got to give ourselves a feather. First, find a cap, put a feather and go, look, we lead the world.
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Speaker 1 give you a scenario and then you

Speaker 1 work in some impressions. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 So, just do your best. It doesn't have to be great.
So, I'm going to give you Jimmy Stewart, maybe getting pulled over by a car. Work in Christopher Walking.
And if you can, Trump.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you can't, that's fine.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 I can do it. Whether it'll be entertaining is an entirely subjective idea.
Okay. Jimmy Stewart.

Speaker 2 Let me see.

Speaker 2 Jimmy Stewart, Christopher Walking, get pulled over for a speeding ticket.

Speaker 1 Sure.

Speaker 2 And work in Trump, you know.

Speaker 1 He could be the cop. He could be whatever you want.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, I'm having a fun time

Speaker 2 driving around with you, Chris.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I always like it. You and me driving.

Speaker 2 Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Speaker 1 They're already getting pulled over.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Well, it looks like there's a light in the back. I don't know what it's for.

Speaker 1 The coppers

Speaker 2 saw going too fast. Leadfoot.
Mao.

Speaker 2 I like that one.

Speaker 2 And then it's like, knock on the window. Can you do a sound effect?

Speaker 1 You got pulled over.

Speaker 2 Can I see your driver's license and registration? Can I see it? Holy crap. Trump's a cop in this scene.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, what do you want from us? I never heard of you.
I'm the president of the United States, and I moonlight as a highway patrolman.

Speaker 2 You were going faster than you're supposed to go. I'm going to have to give you a ticket, and I'd like to give tickets.
And if you look at it, everybody gets tickets. Mow!

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, you got to get a ticket.

Speaker 1 Mow!

Speaker 2 You'll get to get a ticket.

Speaker 2 I like it.

Speaker 2 Keep going.

Speaker 2 All right. Now I'm going to add one.
Jimmy Fallon. Don't have COVID.

Speaker 2 Jimmy Fallon comes by.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 This is crazy. Jimmy Seward.
Hey, Chris Froggin.

Speaker 2 See you later.

Speaker 2 We don't need him. He's a stone-cold loser.
We had a better show than Colbert, but it doesn't really matter. Jimmy, what have you got to say? Well, I don't like what's going on here.

Speaker 2 Now, you see, we were just out for a drive.

Speaker 2 All we wanted to do was do a little drive. And then Leadfoot here went too fast.

Speaker 2 I'm not going to get the ticket. He is.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 for sure.

Speaker 2 Now,

Speaker 2 let's get out of here.

Speaker 2 Do us out if that car goes fast.

Speaker 2 They got away.

Speaker 2 Captain, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 Captain Vance, they got away. They got away, Vance.

Speaker 2 They got away.

Speaker 2 This is Highway Patrolman Donald Trump saying, stay tuned for next week's episode. It's going to be.

Speaker 1 That's great. Jimmy Fallon could have been on a moped.
He came in, got kind of

Speaker 1 admonished admonished and then he left

Speaker 2 chris market i'll get you the ticket

Speaker 2 now one of our viewers will make that animated and it'll be funny who can edit it you know you can animate it with ai now find you can if you have eight seconds yeah i don't know if it was magic but it's our it's our first one this is i like that

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Scene.

Speaker 1 And now we can go into headlines. What stories are out there? Let's see them.
We'll do do a couple. We always just say we'll do a couple.

Speaker 2 I know. And then they're so magic, we can't stop.

Speaker 1 Truck allegedly carrying monkeys with hepatitis C, herpes

Speaker 1 and COVID crashes in Mississippi. What is this, the clampets?

Speaker 1 This sounds like a real zoo I don't want to go to.

Speaker 2 All right, load them up. Load them up.
Yeah, the Hep C monkey and the herpes. Yeah, get them to.

Speaker 2 Oh. Update.
All but one of them. Oh, this is

Speaker 2 sad. Destroyed? Oh.

Speaker 1 Destroyed just means they destroyed the reputation.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't like the term animal disposal.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, this is a fun story.

Speaker 2 Fun story. How did they get hepatitis C? Was it an animal experiment or what?

Speaker 1 You don't want to know.

Speaker 2 I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 I do not. I would say I don't as a joke, but I don't.

Speaker 1 Okay, so everything's fine there.

Speaker 1 That's my summary.

Speaker 2 That was the feel-good

Speaker 2 clip of the year. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Now

Speaker 1 Florida just became the first state to ban atmospheric.

Speaker 1 Oh, chemtrails, commonly known as chemtrails, aerosol spraying, cloud seeding, weather modification. climate manipulation via biological or chemical agents.

Speaker 1 So this is, I I heard now 22 states have done this. So it is kind of real.
They're doing something and people are just saying, hey, if you're doing something, we want to know what it is.

Speaker 1 And we don't really want it, but let's just stop and realize what is it, stop for now. Because they said during the shutdown, there weren't any problems in the sky.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's true, but that was a big

Speaker 1 people doing videos going, see how clear the sky is. So I don't know.
What would they even be putting in there? What

Speaker 1 would it be?

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, my question is: does it actually really work?

Speaker 2 Like, you can you just make it rain with that stuff? I think weather manipulation, uh, condensation trails, yeah.

Speaker 1 Uh, geoengineering and aerosol operations are real. The state is finally admitting it.
Yeah, I also heard that appeal is getting stopped.

Speaker 1 What's appeal, Dana?

Speaker 2 No idea.

Speaker 1 Appeal is uh, the spray they put on fruit now,

Speaker 1 organic fruit that Bill Gates invented.

Speaker 1 I don't know. They just go, I don't know if it's needed.

Speaker 1 One more thing on your fruit. Let's just, I don't know.
I don't know what the problem is, but I heard they're stopping it. So some people like that.
Some won't. How about that?

Speaker 2 Pesticides, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's supposed to be good, but.

Speaker 1 Is that, I just always wonder his field. It's mosquitoes and that.
I'm like, just, didn't he make computers at one point?

Speaker 2 um he's a good salesman i don't know

Speaker 2 yeah he uh windows and all that stuff but uh windows beep boo boo but it's like you get when you wake up and you go yeah i'm famous i got a hundred billion dollars no maybe i'll solve mosquitoes right i mean

Speaker 1 probably means well it's just Yeah, he means well. Let's leave the fucking mosquito.
I mean, I don't know. Unless it's 100% guaranteed.
We don't need to add mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 Okay, moving on.

Speaker 1 And everyone can chime in and say, I don't know what I'm fucking talking about. Okay.
China now requires influencers to have a degree to discuss serious topics. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, for us.

Speaker 1 Fines of 100 grand.

Speaker 1 So China has introduced new rules requiring influences to

Speaker 2 have a college degree or a degree about how to get good.

Speaker 1 Before commenting on professional topics like finance.

Speaker 2 People like us talking about pesticide and building.

Speaker 1 Well, this is, yeah, but this is, everyone knows we're two comedians, but to say seriously, finance, medicine, law, and education.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're coming down on them. I don't mind that.

Speaker 2 I just don't know how you really control the non-college degree influencer. I mean, then you have to ban them and control their podcast or something.

Speaker 1 Maybe China can handle that. I don't think they have a problem with that.

Speaker 2 China doesn't play. I mean, actually, you can go to a movie theater

Speaker 2 in China or is it North Korea in China? And then

Speaker 2 you get a grade. Yeah, it's China.
You get a grade for what kind of citizen you are. And you're just in a movie theater and you'll see that you're like a different.

Speaker 1 Is it face recognition?

Speaker 2 Yeah, you're not a great. Yeah, they categorize everyone and you get a number.
And I don't know. I'll just, you know, there are no solutions, only trade-offs.

Speaker 2 So if you want to have freedom, you have to put up with a lot of shit. Otherwise, you go for this police state kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 Listen, I will tell you, and this is a bold statement, I feel like I'm at the low end, an A-plus citizen.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 pause.

Speaker 1 Dana, what is your vote? You think, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 Well, have you ever committed a crime, a real crime?

Speaker 1 Oh, they're going to factor that in?

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Have you ever incited a riot?

Speaker 1 All right. Well, maybe let's not do this because my grade is plummeting.

Speaker 2 Yeah, because there was that time in south tucson where i guess you were south tucson

Speaker 1 i like when you could do arizona references

Speaker 2 oh yeah i mean you were in prescott one night i did go to jail in tempe

Speaker 1 uh when i was at asu

Speaker 2 yeah you got in comedian's jail when you had a rough set at the tempe

Speaker 1 i was leaving a party

Speaker 1 in in fairness i was buzzed but that back then i don't think back then it was you were kind of like you are now.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Just mildly drunk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And they pulled me over for a taillight or something.

Speaker 1 And they

Speaker 1 took, they, they said, you have a warrant. They handcuffed me.
And there was people around, all my people I knew.

Speaker 1 And they're like, they got the big fish. So I'm in jail.
Had to call a comedian to get me out, another guy, Mike Stirner.

Speaker 1 Anyway, the problem was my brother kept getting pulled over and he had a warrant, Andy. So he kept saying he was me.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 1 and so I had a stack of tickets and I went to jail. And when I told him, he didn't, he wasn't really bothered by it.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 I don't know if we have time for this story. It was true.
So when I was living, I don't know if I told this on the podcast, episode 3041.

Speaker 2 Above the garage, remember Bob Duback, our sort of de facto house manager?

Speaker 1 Joe, what was Joe's last name?

Speaker 2 Hello. No.
Joe, somebody. Joe's a writer.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And Kevin Nealon.

Speaker 2 Okay, go ahead. So I was there alone in the house.
This was when I was on that afternoon. I was going to read for a movie, Tough Guys with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas.

Speaker 2 Suddenly, knock, knock, knock on the door, come in the driveway. It's like a patrol.
It's just an unmarked car, two guys, men in black suits. Mr.

Speaker 2 Carvey, we understand that because the previous place we lived, some kind of when we were moving, my my wife and i from northridge somehow they these people thought we had a box of a ring a 300 ring what did you do with the ring mr carvey what did you do with the ring

Speaker 2 and this was like 18 months later i don't i didn't do anything with the ring so then

Speaker 2 i go i'm about to read for a movie i i make 60 000 a year in stand-up i mean i why would i steal and they started circling me So and really intimidating me. You want to get in the car, Mr.
Carvey?

Speaker 2 You want to get in the car? Why don't you just get in the car? Get in the car. Not get in the car.
In those days, I didn't have a cell phone. I didn't have an attorney.

Speaker 2 So finally, I did a trick that I do when I'm really pissed. I tried to reverse it.
So I said, Look at me. No, no, you look at me.
I did not steal the ring. He starts talking to his partner.

Speaker 2 Nope, nope, right here. Look at me.

Speaker 2 Because I was so pissed.

Speaker 2 So they finally left, and the guy had a vendetta. He was going to arrest me on Friday night.
So I'd have to spend a weekend

Speaker 2 in the jail. That point, I somehow got a hold of a lawyer.
I had to go down to the police station, fingerprints,

Speaker 2 sign my signature a thousand times, and be photographed. There's my story.
I know it's not hilarious, but it is interesting.

Speaker 1 But I think people are wanting to know, what did you do with the ring?

Speaker 2 I stole it and I sold it.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, did you eventually just sell it?

Speaker 2 No, it was ridiculous. We never, the box may have come out.

Speaker 1 We just kind of like a $300 ring. Meanwhile, you could steal it all day here in California.
You'd be fine.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. okay so dane i think we jump off because we how can we top my we can't top anything this was an a plus plus plus yeah

Speaker 2 and that was the united states postal service they have a lot of power and no accountability this was a long time ago it's still that was who busted you because you they thought you stole it yeah they just the report robberies and it took them like 18 months to show up we think that when the carveys moved maybe it was them so that they took this box intentionally

Speaker 2 and this $300 ring. So

Speaker 2 just, you know, I survived.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 1 Well, we'll look for comments in the YouTube.

Speaker 1 Okay. Thank you, Dana, for coming by.

Speaker 2 Thank you. And did it again all day?

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