SUPERFLY #54 - Cartoon HOTNESS

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Speaker 2 Yes. Thank you for not feeding me the leftover lasagna for the 12th time.

Speaker 1 What's up, Chewy? Chewbacca.

Speaker 2 Somebody had a gig.

Speaker 2 I love that you were like driving to the airport and just said, keep going. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I tried driving to the airport and we couldn't.

Speaker 1 They

Speaker 1 bumped the flight back an hour.

Speaker 1 Then we waited. Then they bumped it another hour.
Then they bumped it six hours.

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, then it was a, what they call a no-brainer. I didn't know it was going to be a six hours at the airport.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was going to be like it would no we were on the way so we're just like um and then we didn't know what to do so i said let's just drive it was a fun casino gig up at table mountain but

Speaker 1 but it was actually great up there but then i'm like what are we four and a half hours yuck so we you know roughed it to spade man

Speaker 2 toughest motherfucker out there Yeah, it's unbelievable how you can ride back of those giant SUVs and just take the punishment. Yeah,

Speaker 2 I took it.

Speaker 1 Bobby and Catherine

Speaker 1 like three kids just fighting and deciding when to stop and do everything.

Speaker 2 Catherine opens as well or what?

Speaker 1 Yeah, Catherine Blanford, she does some time. Bobby Miyamota does some time.

Speaker 1 And then I do some time. Jeez.

Speaker 2 Yeah. It's like waiting for Beyonce.

Speaker 1 Oops, hold on. Two seconds.
Take this part out. We're back.

Speaker 2 I don't know why we have to take that out.

Speaker 1 No, it's so groaty.

Speaker 1 But I will say that was a cute. We drove by Magic Mountain.
As I've always said, I've been there three times. Definitely more mountain than magic.

Speaker 2 I'll stand on that. That's a pretty good joke.

Speaker 1 And that's not bad, is it?

Speaker 2 I went there once. They put me in a room.
I was with my sister-in-law. She's like 10.
They put you in this round room and they start spinning you around and then the floor drops out.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's the roundout. So, I was vomitous, I was nauseous for hours after that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, these rides, it's like a car crash, they're like you drive 80 miles an hour into a pole, and then you're like,

Speaker 2 and then some guy beats the shit out of you. Well, then you get a magic mountain.

Speaker 1 Everyone throws up, and I'm like, people are calling lawyers. I'm like, Is this a ride?

Speaker 2 Am I supposed to be having fun for $299?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then you get a guy, and they say it's like $400 like a Disneyland if you want a guide to basically do literally nothing. And so I said, Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 I wish they would just fan me because it was 107 when I went last time. Hottest day of the year.
So I get this guy, and they go, Oh, it's $400

Speaker 1 per person.

Speaker 2 Get fucked.

Speaker 1 Are you joking? I'm like this.

Speaker 2 She just pulled out cash.

Speaker 2 Nice sound of fact. I went spontaneously to Disneyland with Paula about six months ago.
Just

Speaker 2 let's go now, Saturday, 11 a.m. No, let's just drive there.
Fuck it. Let's just go.
So they go, well, Disneyland is full. We're not taking anyone else.
It was sold out. Weird.

Speaker 2 But if you buy a ticket to California Adventure, we'll let you buy a ticket to Disneyland. So that was $2,700.

Speaker 2 Oh, Scamboree. Why?

Speaker 1 Because they're like right next to each other.

Speaker 2 They're right next to each other. Scambre no.
No, but it was definitely like $800.

Speaker 2 And I said, fuck it. We're not going to be in Disneyland again.
So, and then we just

Speaker 2 had people all around us. We could barely move for like six hours.
Oh, you didn't?

Speaker 1 Oh, people are saying hi to you.

Speaker 2 No, no, just human beings. I've had the baseball cap.
Nobody recognized me. Like, look at this.
I have the sunglasses. Like, who's this?

Speaker 2 What's up?

Speaker 1 Just this.

Speaker 2 Just that. That's all they see.
You, it's like a mob. They should have a variety after you.
Welcome to David Spade's Circus Carnival.

Speaker 1 Dude, last night at the casino, they have all these like police swap people. They come into your room and get you and bring you through the kitchen.

Speaker 1 We go to this great little restaurant and then they take me back. And then we're, they take you out.
And I have to go like 100 feet of casino to get to the back elevator.

Speaker 1 And it's all people from the show.

Speaker 1 You walk smack down.

Speaker 2 I know. Hey, are you? I know.

Speaker 2 When I checked in, they said, we can give you coupons.

Speaker 2 When the last time I played a big casino up in Northern California, and then they basically, I didn't get them, and they were chasing me down throughout the whole weekend. I just be in the casino.

Speaker 2 Hey, we got the coupons. You can get a quarter off, half off.

Speaker 1 I go into that 6% off breakfast buffet and eat with everybody.

Speaker 2 I'm going to just pay it. You're a man of the people.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 A couple of things

Speaker 1 before we get started.

Speaker 2 Yeah, before we start our

Speaker 1 thing about Luca coming to the Lakers.

Speaker 2 I'm a little perplexed. I'm a little wondering what is going on.
I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 2 What's your hope?

Speaker 1 Mine is why on God Screen Earth are they giving Luca away? For Anthony Davis, I mean, unless they know something about Luca, we don't. Luca's is so great.

Speaker 1 And I'm always mad because the Phoenix Suns could have had him with their first round pick a couple years ago. And they took Aiton.
And Aiton was not a bust, but he was okay. And Luca was like unreal.

Speaker 2 When you're rooting for the team that has Luke against the Dallas Mavericks, just because your team, the Warriors are playing them,

Speaker 2 he breaks your heart because it's just too much power, too many weapons with too little effort. So either he's got a stress factor.
Anthony Davis is healthy, but it's 31 versus 25 as far as age.

Speaker 2 So it's perplexing.

Speaker 1 And he's, you know, a lot of these players, I hate to say, you know, we'll say what my opinions are.

Speaker 1 People say, don't talk about sports, you guys, and don't talk about politics. I'm like, well, what's left?

Speaker 2 What we do and talk is Baldini versus lively. Yeah, that's a good thing.
This court is in session.

Speaker 1 But like even Shaq said, which I didn't agree with Shaq, Jimmy Butler has a deal with the heat. He doesn't want to play anymore.
So these guys lay down. They go, trade me.
I'm not playing anymore.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to say I'm sick or whatever. And they're like, but you're making $50 million to play a year, to play your best.

Speaker 2 Nah.

Speaker 1 They run the show. NBA, they really run the show.

Speaker 2 We mean the players or the actors?

Speaker 1 Yeah, the players do. And

Speaker 1 I don't think it's, I just think do your deal. And then when it's over, yeah, go do whatever you want.
Get whatever you can.

Speaker 1 But to sort of take a dive, I don't know and a lot of them are sitting out and where's zion does he play a lot as i just don't know i don't know enough i just know enough to make people mad

Speaker 2 is a human freak for people don't know uh

Speaker 2 what is he six seven six eight to seventy and can touch the top of the backboard like he can take almost 300 pounds and he's not that tall and touch the top.

Speaker 2 I mean, his vertical is insane, his skills, but tends to that big body going up and down. He He gets a lot of injuries.

Speaker 2 The one thing I would like to do is talk to Jimmy Butler, because on the surface, it seems like, what, you're getting 50 million? It's kind of disrespectful. It's Pat Riley.

Speaker 2 It's the heat, the organization. But I'd like to know his point of view because it does seem, you know.

Speaker 1 Okay. What about Zelensky? What do you do today? Because we're taping this before Friday.
So all these stories are old.

Speaker 2 Zelensky said he's trending now again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's tending because he says,

Speaker 1 well, Greg could probably find it, but he says he got money from us, but he only got, I think, 58% of what we promised. So he doesn't know where the other 100 billion is.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Another missing billions. I don't know.
Billions are too much to keep an eye on. That's my humble opinion.
Used to be millions, hard enough. A billion, a billion here.
Who knows if it's going on?

Speaker 2 I think it, and this was under the radar, but Biden sent Gavin Newsom with a big fat check and

Speaker 2 make sure it gets in Zelensky's hands. Look at this.
It does not know where the $100 billion is. This is California level of inconfidence.

Speaker 1 Fucking up. Yeah.
I mean, look at this. So California was famous because they lost 20 million in homeless money.
They didn't lose. They just don't know where.

Speaker 2 They don't know where it went. And it was to solve homeless and we got more homeless and we don't know where the 20 billion is.
I'm not making that up.

Speaker 1 It makes you not want to pay taxes because you go, just do fix a road. Do something.
See, don't just make everything worse, more money, and everything gets worse.

Speaker 1 So So this is, I don't know how the Ukraine sitch worked, but it was shoveling out so much. I don't know

Speaker 1 unless he has, you know, maybe Zelensky has two accounts and he forgot and put it in the other one. I don't know.

Speaker 2 That happens to me.

Speaker 1 Maybe they sent it by Zell,

Speaker 1 or maybe they sent, what's the one that people always ask? Oh, Van Mo, the,

Speaker 2 I don't know. I, you know, where's the money? Where does it go?

Speaker 2 It's like Doge is working on it, you know?

Speaker 1 know yeah

Speaker 2 doc mega

Speaker 1 doc mega he he goes like this hey biden where's that other missing a hundred billion do you have um

Speaker 1 venmo and he's like yeah

Speaker 1 and then he gets it he goes okay i got it he goes oh also when we had dinner the other day because sometimes people do that you go oh we had dinner and uh you had a steak and lobster so you owe me money from dinner so

Speaker 1 they send you money you know what i mean oh i I ate one of your pickles.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Venmo is cool. We should get them as a sponsor.

Speaker 1 I owe you a nickel.

Speaker 2 Does it make the sound or does the person make the sound?

Speaker 1 I mean, it has to make something. It's funnier if it makes a noise because they send back and forth.
The problem with those things is, I think Heather will attest this.

Speaker 1 If you don't fix the setting, it says what you spent it on, right? And who you're paying? You can be private. Yeah.
You can be private. But if you're not, it's like you bought whatever, right?

Speaker 1 It's who wants that?

Speaker 2 I do.

Speaker 1 $20 for drugs you bought off me, right? But you can see anybody in your contact. We can see anybody in your contact.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'd see Dennis Miller. We'd see Kevin Nealon when he's getting what pickles he's buying.

Speaker 2 Oh, there's no privacy to it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, see?

Speaker 2 I take anything. Well, young people don't use cash, David.
A news flash. I know you've always got a wad of cash with you.

Speaker 2 But young people, they'll just do Venmo or whatever, square or whatever payment they call. Square.
Square.

Speaker 2 Abacus.

Speaker 2 All right. That was our Zelensky story.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not. I didn't mean to tell you about the ants that invaded my house because you couldn't even get your head around it, how complicated it is.

Speaker 2 We've had invasions here.

Speaker 1 Ants seem cool. They seem cool.
They're pretty much what I've learned is they're just always there. They decide when they're going to terrorize you because they do like water.
Did you know that?

Speaker 1 They like water.

Speaker 2 Well, guess what?

Speaker 2 What you do is you get a cotton ball and you put something in it

Speaker 2 and then you put it around and some poison in the cotton ball. So the soldier ants, they're all about the queen.
They're all about the queen.

Speaker 2 The soldier ants eat the cotton candy and then they go back and they give it, they go here, queen the queen eats the cotton candy poison oh

Speaker 2 she dies the whole colony is destroyed so I don't know if you've got ear there with a big thing a raid like Woody Allen and Annie Hall no this isn't rookie amateur hour we

Speaker 1 Heather has some organic stuff she sprays down but I'd say when I went to bed there's like 30 but I didn't deal with it I go 30 I'll wake up maybe they'll dissipate woke up 5,000 but they're on the wall too so what I figured out me,

Speaker 1 is there these thick streams? It was behind the coffee machine. They weren't behind it, Dana.

Speaker 1 There's this much water in the coffee machine. So one of those scouter ants goes back and says, guys,

Speaker 1 I think I found a lot of water and not just water.

Speaker 1 No, it's just water. But that's good.
It's the water. That's all we want.
And I think we should bring everybody. literally everybody and check it out.
And all the ants go.

Speaker 1 And then the one ant, the little scout ants there with his dad going,

Speaker 1 I did good. Dad did nine.
He's like, you did. You found us all water.
And then they get there. And the next day, they're all floating in the water because they croaked.
There was too much water.

Speaker 2 And, you know, some of the, you know, the soldier ants aren't the brightest ants.

Speaker 2 No. The dumb ants are in the front line.
And they're like, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, swear to God, there was a cup of hot coffee over here 20 minutes ago. That's the reality.

Speaker 2 The dumb ants have a Brooklyn accent.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're like this.

Speaker 2 What are we doing? Hey, what do you want from me? I told you there was water here. What do you think I am? A magician or some shit like that? I'm a fucking ant.
I only got eight seconds to live.

Speaker 2 Give a brother a break.

Speaker 1 They only live 22 seconds. So they get in there and there's also a little caffeine in the coffee.
So they're like,

Speaker 1 it's not like they're busy bees enough, but they're

Speaker 2 they're everywhere.

Speaker 1 All over my house. They don't even know why they're walking.
They're just like gacked out on caffeine.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm still talking like this is an ant. Wouldn't Woody Allen star in a movie? I'll bring him up again.
Ants, yeah. Cartoon.
Yeah. No one's selling it.
They're like, good night.

Speaker 2 And the worker ants are like, Agua Fria.

Speaker 2 And the ants from Mexico are like, oh, don't dear marriage.

Speaker 1 All right, let's get to that. That's not important, even though it sort of was.
Let's get to the stories.

Speaker 2 I wish you the best. I wish you the best.
Thank you

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Speaker 2 Rough life in an escalate?

Speaker 1 Are you okay?

Speaker 1 He never would give it to me that something was hard.

Speaker 2 Hey, lay down.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 I thought it was Tom Segura who said that to you.

Speaker 2 That's That's my daddy.

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Speaker 2 Awesome.

Speaker 1 Come on. It's an omnidirectional ball bike.

Speaker 2 Okay, it's balls that you ride.

Speaker 5 Inventor James Bruton has created an innovative omnidirectional ball-wheeled bike that appears to be a bad thing.

Speaker 2 What you'll need it for? No one knows.

Speaker 5 He built the bike using rigid hollow walking globes, which circus performers typically use

Speaker 2 it in the body.

Speaker 5 Brushless motor

Speaker 6 driving the wheels, ensuring

Speaker 2 it's stable, and I can go.

Speaker 2 Yeah, it's not

Speaker 5 after extensive trial,

Speaker 2 Bruton developed a video.

Speaker 1 You like it or you don't like it?

Speaker 1 You could use it out of the farm.

Speaker 5 The creation has drawn praise for his ingenuity, with one commenter highlighting its simplicity.

Speaker 1 This video hasn't gone praise for how long it is.

Speaker 2 He got it in 10 seconds.

Speaker 2 He's got balls instead of wheels. He can go left, right, up, down.
He's like an ice skater. He's like this meep.
Now give me a million dollars.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Boring. That's my review.

Speaker 2 Boring.

Speaker 2 Boring.

Speaker 1 It's going to go to the chicken sideways.

Speaker 1 Coyote.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. How about a bird?

Speaker 2 This is

Speaker 2 season two is coming out.

Speaker 2 Believe it or not, this content is not going away.

Speaker 1 Believe it or not, this is not written.

Speaker 2 We just make this up. That's how good it is.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we got the squirrely bike. What's next? That was funny.
That was fun to watch.

Speaker 2 That was funny. That was cool.
That was fun.

Speaker 1 Okay, what did she say? Hold on.

Speaker 1 got my braces off oh tell tell me if you can tell what's different she got her braces

Speaker 1 off now she can do this

Speaker 1 can you watch her tooth watches her front tooth

Speaker 2 let's just can you see it i saw it so the there you go

Speaker 2 her teeth were just sort of separating yeah to the to the talking it's it's a good good trick, but wasn't it just done in optical effects?

Speaker 2 She

Speaker 2 can move her teeth, she has a gap and she can close it and open it because of the braces.

Speaker 1 I thought she was doing it with her tongue with her uh teeth are loose now or something.

Speaker 2 Oh, and it was an optical illusion.

Speaker 1 I don't know, that's a good, you know, it's frightened and confused me.

Speaker 2 It tightens and confuses me. I

Speaker 2 hope unfrozen

Speaker 2 caveman law.

Speaker 1 I was thinking at this at the 50th, you know, that's such a good sketch, but we can't do it, obviously. But I hope it's up there when they vote for sketches someday and say, what's a good one?

Speaker 1 That's a great one.

Speaker 2 I see it a lot, you know.

Speaker 2 Maybe

Speaker 2 we do our next super fly. Let's do our top 10 favorite sketches all day.
Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 That's a good idea.

Speaker 2 Let's do it. But nothing that we could be in.
Right.

Speaker 1 Because that would be fair. Cancels out nine of mine, but okay.

Speaker 2 So Bubai ain't going to make it. Wait, wait a second.
I was only barely. Girls ain't gonna make.

Speaker 1 No, I only had a couple lines.

Speaker 2 That would be my, both are my top 10, but not with the thing we're doing. We are taking our conflict of interest.

Speaker 2 Okay, we'll do it. Yeah, we'll do it.

Speaker 1 Okay, one more. I mean, not one more.
Let's see what's next.

Speaker 2 All right, 50 more. All right.

Speaker 2 Chinese residents have started covering their houses with blue fabrics. Oh.

Speaker 1 I saw a blue roof today driving home on my four and a half hour drive. This is because they think

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 a direct energy weapon will not burn blue i have a question yes go ahead heather has a question heather has a question

Speaker 1 blue i that's a good question

Speaker 1 i thought it was paint but paint's so thin what can you use dana that if it's going to stop just the color blue

Speaker 2 well it's fabric right blue fabric

Speaker 1 Fabric maybe they think it a satellite or a weapon would think it's water. That's what they're saying in the comments.

Speaker 1 A lake or an ocean, so they don't burn that because that wouldn't help.

Speaker 2 These are just theories, right?

Speaker 2 It kind of feels good, but

Speaker 1 I mean, this blue stuff, I think it's based on Maui fires, and then there was anything with a blue roof or blue umbrella or blue garbage can did not burn.

Speaker 1 So there's some method to that madness of what, what's going on?

Speaker 2 Maybe Maybe it's fire-resistant fabric. There you go.
It just happens. Retardant.
What did you say? I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say resistance.

Speaker 1 You're not going to say retardant. You're not going to say that.
No,

Speaker 2 that's an inappropriate word.

Speaker 2 Retard dent is too close for my comfort.

Speaker 2 Okay, we won't say that. Too close.
Nice try. All right.
We haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 2 All right. They're laying down blue fabric.

Speaker 1 I don't know this part.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 1 it's moving too quickly for me. I can't read Arabic.

Speaker 1 Oh, see, they don't burn. That's the laser.
They don't burn.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was all we really needed to see. And we saw too fast.

Speaker 1 Credible.

Speaker 2 And there's just some confusion.

Speaker 1 Let me just break down this Arabic. That, I don't know what that means at all.

Speaker 1 It's too

Speaker 2 quickly.

Speaker 1 Just show another blue roof.

Speaker 2 God damn. Well, how many blue roofs are

Speaker 1 jump out? This guy's, he gets too much time with us.

Speaker 2 I don't know what the song was, and he's pointing his finger at us, like scolding us.

Speaker 1 I was more into like, how good is that guy's hair? I forgot about the roof for a minute.

Speaker 2 Jeez, you do have hair jealousy, don't you?

Speaker 1 My grandma has blue hair. Maybe hers won't burn.

Speaker 2 I don't know. We'll try.
We'll bring her up.

Speaker 2 Okay. Everyone wants a turquoise turf on top of their house.
All right.

Speaker 2 Some kind of

Speaker 2 Boise State is safe.

Speaker 2 Tar heels would be a kind of an awkward one. North Carolina might get some singing.

Speaker 2 Let's bow it.

Speaker 1 Light blue. I don't know if it counts.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 What are you going to do today? Gonna put that blue fabric on top of the roof again? Okay.

Speaker 2 All right.

Speaker 1 I'll throw a blue sweater up up there to see if it helps at all, anything.

Speaker 2 Okay, very quickly, I've known you 40 years. What's your favorite color?

Speaker 2 Blue.

Speaker 2 Damn, that's not exciting. No.

Speaker 1 You should know me long enough to know I'm not exciting.

Speaker 2 This is blue.

Speaker 1 50 grand. Wait, what did you ask me? Whatever.
It doesn't matter how much it costs.

Speaker 2 All my stuff are these quarter zips.

Speaker 1 Is that what they're called? No, this is dark. It's navy.
Oh, it's navy. Yeah.
It's actually got a pattern, if you pay attention.

Speaker 2 I'm jealous of my jean jacket that I got from the New York magazine shoot for free. You fucking stole it away.

Speaker 1 I love when you steal shit from photo shoots. It's the greatest.

Speaker 2 What are you going to do with this? What are you going to do with it?

Speaker 1 It only fits me.

Speaker 2 You just walk away, man. Like our friend John Corbett.
He just goes, when he finishes a TV show, he just goes in and swoops up like all his mornings.

Speaker 2 He just walks out, doesn't say anything, doesn't talk to anyone, and then he puts them in a local kind of storage place, hundreds and hundreds of t-shirts, underwear, socks.

Speaker 1 And then you drive off, and you're whatever, Rolls-Royce. And then they're like, ring, ring, ring.
And you're like, tra la la. And you're like, hello.
And it's like, Dana Lorne, I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 About what? I just did the shoot. Isn't that great?

Speaker 1 We're missing a gene jacket.

Speaker 2 I heard about the jean jacket. You know, budget's a budget.
And it's that thing of like, you know it's over budget

Speaker 2 you were a shoplifter we've talked about that i mean you're a kleptomaniac you know christopher walken whispered to me that maybe you accidentally walked away with it and then to make things worse christopher walken walked away with a cowbell and it's that thing of like you know you do the sketch and then you're mr cowbell the rest of your life and you couldn't resist stealing right and then christopher walken was walking with macaulay caulkin I don't know what that has to do with it, but it sounded Christopher, Christopher Robin

Speaker 2 walked with Pooh Bear.

Speaker 2 Christopher Robin, Lauren, you're losing your mind.

Speaker 1 I'm going over the hill.

Speaker 2 I got to jump off. Wait, Pooh Bear.
Tigger.

Speaker 2 Let me ask you a question: What is more emotional or better for you?

Speaker 2 Charlie Brown and all Lucy and all Snoopy and all those people,

Speaker 2 or Christopher Robin with Tigger and Pooh Bear

Speaker 2 and that gang.

Speaker 2 And Eeyore. I know a lot of Eeyore's.

Speaker 2 Eeyore was the original Debbie Downer, I have to say.

Speaker 1 But I will say, Christopher Robin,

Speaker 1 I claim to be smart. I never understood, were these

Speaker 1 stuffed animals that he was fake friends with until he went to school? Those are his friends?

Speaker 2 I don't know if they ever really mentioned his mental state.

Speaker 1 Let's go to the phones. Because I heard that when he went to school, that's when it all ended because they weren't real anymore.
They were just stuffed animals.

Speaker 2 Oh, the final book.

Speaker 1 He found friends at school, real people. I'm like, oh, that's brutal.

Speaker 2 God, do you also watch Popeye as a kid and go, is Popeye real or is Popeye an animated character?

Speaker 1 And is olive oil hot or am I not seeing it?

Speaker 2 Is it olive oil anorexic or just

Speaker 2 yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 And well,

Speaker 2 is she fucking Ozi Osborne on Ozempic or what's going on?

Speaker 2 They're called GLPs now. You don't, you know, Ozempic.
They are? I think so. It's a class of.

Speaker 2 Oh, what? I'm not on it.

Speaker 1 My mom. Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, what about? Okay, let's get back to your question. And then I have one for you.
They were stuffed animals. They were stuffed animals.
This just in.

Speaker 1 It's all weird. I know.

Speaker 2 I guess I like

Speaker 2 Blue Bear.

Speaker 1 Who is it?

Speaker 2 I like Alice the Smart One. I thought.
And Charlie Brown, I'll tell you one thing about that. I did like it.

Speaker 2 I did love it. But when I hear that theme as an adult, it kind of gives me a little bit of melancholy creeps.
There's something about that.

Speaker 1 That song that Schroeder sings.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the theme to Charlie Brown. It gives me a little melancholy.

Speaker 1 Is that it?

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a YouTube show.
It's a very It's a cool

Speaker 1 piece of jazz. Well, I liked Pig Pen.
I thought he was funny.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 And I have a question. This is a legit question.

Speaker 2 Did Peppermint Patty like

Speaker 2 who?

Speaker 1 What's that?

Speaker 2 Did Peppermint Patty?

Speaker 1 Yeah, did she like

Speaker 2 who what was Peppermint Patty from?

Speaker 2 A cartoon?

Speaker 2 Charlie Brown? Oh, Charlie Brown. Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 Kind of stringy hair, but very, very cute, but kind of a tomboy.

Speaker 2 Well, sexualizing that cartoon, I have a little metric counter. We just lost 1,900 listeners.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, we did not, did we?

Speaker 2 No, we didn't. That's fine.

Speaker 1 No, I'm just saying Peppermint Patty was cute. And I think my mom said, don't waste your time.

Speaker 2 There she is. She's super cute.

Speaker 1 And who was who? Give me, you don't even know Charlie Brown, so you can't vote. I know Linus.

Speaker 1 Okay. Snoopy.

Speaker 1 Snoopy was a spin-off, and a spin-off of Snoopy was Woodstock and did Snoopy fly in World War one biplanes I think he was imagining that

Speaker 2 the Red Baron pilot yeah he was

Speaker 7 wait Heather's got some breaking news yeah Pepper and Patty generally displays characteristics of a tomboy

Speaker 1 but she is attracted to Charlie Brown based on her rapid oh right she looks like a tomboy type but she's attracted to Charlie Brown they aren't going to get into all that back then.

Speaker 1 She's fluid. Yeah.
Lucy seems more lesbianish to me. Even though, because,

Speaker 1 no, I kind of had a crush on all of them. I was so horny.
I couldn't, anybody.

Speaker 2 Anybody. Well, then you must have been really hot for

Speaker 2 Flintstones. Lucy is hotter.
The wife. The wife on Flintstones.

Speaker 1 Oh, are you joking? No, I would take the daughter, but I would take Jane here.

Speaker 2 What was

Speaker 2 Bam Bam?

Speaker 1 What was the dog's name on the Brady Bunch?

Speaker 2 The dog's name on the Brady Bunch was Bunchy.

Speaker 1 Jan.

Speaker 1 Anyway, we're going to.

Speaker 2 Bunchy was a good

Speaker 2 tiger.

Speaker 1 It's Tiger, but everyone says Jan. That's a trick joke.
Okay, I got a question for you, Dana.

Speaker 2 Can I ask you a question? Yes. That's you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 What did you enjoy more enjoyment from? Brady Bunch or Partridge family? Go

Speaker 2 Partridge family. Wow.

Speaker 1 No matter what you say, wow.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 1 Even with what?

Speaker 1 The Brady's go to Hawaii. Oh, even when the Brady's went to Hawaii and they got the voodoo dollar or whatever.

Speaker 1 That's what it was.

Speaker 2 I was not, it was not musty TV for me.

Speaker 2 I liked Mission Impossible.

Speaker 2 We were talking about the 70s,

Speaker 2 70s?

Speaker 2 I liked

Speaker 2 Wild West.

Speaker 1 Oh, I like the way the frames squared when they went to commercial dump. I like that.

Speaker 2 Dum-dum. Dum-dum.

Speaker 1 I think I love the Brady bunch, and I liked,

Speaker 1 God, Parsher Family, I loved, like the songs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, Bonaducci was brilliant. David Cassidy, yeah, I liked the songs.
The bus.

Speaker 1 He was hot, yeah.

Speaker 2 What was the matriarch? What was her, that actress's Ruben shirley jones shirley jones i sat next to her on a plane once and we never acknowledged each other

Speaker 2 and we are

Speaker 2 elbow to elbow isn't that a cool story we should re-edit this so that's our our no i like that's our teaser that's our teaser i just wanted to say hi i'm on tv sometimes too but yeah she was buried you're allowed to just say celebrity you're allowed to just go hey it's called courtesy celebrity courtesy or something you can say hi to anyone uh but But you can't take their whole day.

Speaker 1 You just got to say, Yeah.

Speaker 1 You go like this, I like your stuff.

Speaker 1 Here's me at the SNL 50th. I like your stuff.
I like stuff. Good stuff.

Speaker 2 I like your work.

Speaker 1 And then I wait for it back, and it's crickets.

Speaker 2 Is there going to be anywhere, anyone at the 50th that you have not met? That's the question.

Speaker 2 Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 You know, some of the hosts, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 You know, Bradley Cooper, you know.

Speaker 2 Not really.

Speaker 2 He was at the 40th. And I said, what's up, Cooper? I did a sketch with them.
I did what? I did a sketch with them at the 40th.

Speaker 1 Oh, I did a sketch with them at the 40th.

Speaker 1 That's where I met Taylor Swift was at the 40th. I don't know.
She'll probably be there.

Speaker 1 I don't think I'll try to hog her

Speaker 1 time. I do, I hope Miley sings.
I love Miley.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't know who's going to sing or do what. I'm just kind of looking forward to seeing surprising people like, oh, you're here.
Oh, you're, oh, there's that person.

Speaker 2 Well, we'll see.

Speaker 2 We got to see what happens.

Speaker 1 Yep, we sure will.

Speaker 1 Okay, what's the next story?

Speaker 1 We're burning time. We're killing it.

Speaker 2 I know. That's amazing.
Speaking like we've been on like five seconds. Take a look at this video.
That's a good byline.

Speaker 1 There's a guide looking at it.

Speaker 8 Take a look at this video.

Speaker 8 At first glance, it looks like a group of friends playing football.

Speaker 2 Why do I care about that?

Speaker 8 But if you look closely, no one really seems to want to win the game.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's the end meeting.

Speaker 8 Two seconds left on the clock. This team scores the winning goal, but no one celebrates.

Speaker 2 What is going on here? What's going on here?

Speaker 8 The same pattern happens in other sports, like basketball, ping-pong, cricket, hockey, and pretty much every sport you can imagine.

Speaker 8 These are betting farms run by one of the biggest casinos in the world, one ex-bet. And these people are actually working.
You can even see the same players playing

Speaker 1 as on a different team.

Speaker 8 There are also many unconventional sports like sub-soccer and whatever.

Speaker 1 Sub-soccer.

Speaker 8 The investigative outlet Bellingcat trace these videos all over Russia and Belarus.

Speaker 2 Bello.

Speaker 8 Belarus.

Speaker 1 People are being recruited every day.

Speaker 2 Nobody.

Speaker 8 Take a look at this player with a tattoo on his arm. He's playing for hours.

Speaker 1 Oh, they're playing under soccer, whatever it's called.

Speaker 2 And you can bet on any of these goofy games.

Speaker 1 So basically, they have these fake sports, and then you just bet on your line.

Speaker 2 Not at all. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a good biz. They get the stupidest sports they make up.
Take a look at this video. Nope, not again.

Speaker 2 Not anymore. I guess

Speaker 2 it's legit, right? I mean, and then you're just betting two losers can kick a ball around better.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I don't know. I mean, oh, the Super Bowl will be on after this, right? So I'm going to say, is the Super Bowl fixed? It's a great question, Dana.

Speaker 1 I can't say it is, but I know they have a little caveat. They have an out by saying the

Speaker 1 NFL is an entertainment program. So it's not just a sporting, it's not just sports.
So there's something where they can can get away with tweaking it and they can't get in trouble. Did you know this?

Speaker 2 Well, our friend Gronk, who was on our podcast, just thinks that the refs are dazzled by the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor, and the whole thing, and just push comes and shove in these micro calls like, was the ball there or there?

Speaker 2 They do the thing

Speaker 2 50 times in a row. And, you know, AI could tell us better, but it seems like Kansas City does get some good calls.
They're also.

Speaker 1 they could do spots with lasers. They could make it so much easier than just picture two dupas is no offense on the side with chains going, I think it's about here.

Speaker 1 And then you're like, the whole game decides on there. They walk up 10 yards,

Speaker 2 dish, dish.

Speaker 1 And you're like, this feels I was eyeballing it. They eyeball.
They could do it so perfectly and exactly.

Speaker 2 Well, they could make it, yeah, because they could put a chip in the football or something because it's like,

Speaker 2 you know, over and over again, did it touch the white line or not? Back and forth, back and forth. Super Bowl, losers, no one will ever put a review.
Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 So, yeah, it's a frustrating sport to watch, I'll say, because when your team does a good play, whatever your team is, and then you wait, up, flag, fuck it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Usually it's all holding on the offense. The Chiefs.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And when you say

Speaker 1 every play,

Speaker 1 there's technically holding. Those linemen grab each other.
You could probably call one whenever you felt like it.

Speaker 2 Yes. And why now? And pass interference sometimes.

Speaker 2 They're dancing in the end zone. They're just the guy is draped and grabbing before the ball gets there.
And they don't call it. And then next play they do.
So it's a frustrating thing.

Speaker 1 When he got nowhere near. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I agree. I think Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 I think it's too perfect that, I mean, the NFL does do better if Taylor's there. Obviously, he does do better if the Chiefs, but I don't think he would propose.

Speaker 1 That would be too like, there's nowhere to go in life after that. Well, they're going for too high of a point, and then everything's downhill.

Speaker 2 Save that. Yeah, it's a superstar team.
They're going for the three-peat,

Speaker 2 which is unparalleled in professional sports. It's an amazing achievement.

Speaker 2 It is a compelling game because

Speaker 2 the Eagles have the best running back

Speaker 2 maybe of all time right now,

Speaker 2 Barkley. So it's an interesting thing.
But if you're watching the Chiefs play, they seem to find a way. It's amazing how many games they won by like a field goal last second this season.
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 So they find a way to win.

Speaker 2 They find a way to win.

Speaker 1 I'm going to put a couple of bucks on it.

Speaker 2 Don't worry about it. Oh, really? With Venmo? You're going to Venmo?

Speaker 1 I do the ones where you pick a fantasy team online, like on DraftKings, and then

Speaker 1 you only pick six players and you have a budget. So it's very tricky.
But guess what? I do pretty good.

Speaker 2 You only live once, twice max. So definitely just keep, you know.

Speaker 1 Oh, we should have gotten a story about this kid that says he's reincarnated, and he went back to his house, like in Finland, and told everything where everything was.

Speaker 1 And he was like, four, he's like, that's where you go in.

Speaker 2 It's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 Save it for next week. That's a little teaser.

Speaker 1 Okay, next, next one.

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Speaker 1 No idea.

Speaker 1 What is this guy? Oh, it's a ball. You try to roll

Speaker 2 in a skate park?

Speaker 2 So this.

Speaker 2 Heather, do you watch that?

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 what's the point? He's throwing a ball in a skate park in a bowl, a cement bowl, and it loops around and hits a guy in the crotch who's sitting there waiting for it.

Speaker 2 Picks up steam, and he's in the exact same.

Speaker 1 Is is it a bowling ball

Speaker 1 dude dana i don't know if i've told you this about my nuts but and i don't i don't tell everyone they do not take well to a bowling ball ramming into them at 30 miles an hour well we heard about the dog oh the dog smash

Speaker 2 bus boys coming to a theater coming to something someday someday it's a 3800 budget and another beating family we got another beating coming up this week oh someone's flight is late they're not going to make it on time for their shoot tomorrow.

Speaker 2 Good lord.

Speaker 1 Being a powerful movie producer is tough.

Speaker 2 Are you a taskmaster? Amiss just

Speaker 2 cracking.

Speaker 1 It's not even like a real movie. The catering is literally five triscuits in a slim gym.
It's just everybody fights.

Speaker 2 Jeez, that could be a Snoop Dogg song. Five Triscuits in a Slim Jim.

Speaker 2 I said five Triscuits in a Slim Jim. Snoo.

Speaker 2 Don't.

Speaker 2 Drop it like his How. hole.

Speaker 1 Half empty Capri son. Is that how you say it?

Speaker 2 Capri son?

Speaker 1 Heather's zoning out.

Speaker 1 Is it Capri Sun or Capri Sun?

Speaker 1 Capri?

Speaker 1 Well, don't act like I'm so stupid. I'm not four.
Why would I ever drink one?

Speaker 2 How? I've seen him. I've never gotten near one.

Speaker 1 Dana doesn't know anything.

Speaker 2 Look at him. He's like, huh? I don't know nothing about no Capri.

Speaker 2 That's

Speaker 2 my pay grade.

Speaker 1 A drink in a bag?

Speaker 2 I'll be

Speaker 2 take a paper cup any old day of the week. Is that your plan? You're going to drink out of bay.
What do you think you are? Why don't you just get tang and go on the space?

Speaker 2 By the way, the people at the space station have lost bodily functions. They've been up there so freaking long.
That couple. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Please save them, Dana.

Speaker 2 She said, well,

Speaker 2 Trump called up Elon. Elon, how you doing?

Speaker 2 You're great. You got to go get him.
You got to go get him, Elon. So he's trying to get SpaceX to hurry up, rescue these people who went up there for a weekend and are there like eight months later.

Speaker 1 No, I have a conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 That they're not there?

Speaker 1 No, don't guess ahead.

Speaker 2 Okay, I'm waiting. Okay, ready? I've got patience.

Speaker 1 Over Christmas,

Speaker 1 to try to keep the fun.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They wore little stocking Christmas hats and stuff, right? Yeah. And it was like, oh, they're trying to cheer everybody up.

Speaker 2 They're trying to cheer up.

Speaker 1 Why would they have those there? They're going for a weekend. This isn't Gilligan's Island.

Speaker 1 Why would they carry Christmas stuff that's four months away from when they went up?

Speaker 2 Well, I have a supply list here of all the things that are on this base.

Speaker 1 Honest face, it might be.

Speaker 2 They might have a store.

Speaker 2 10,000 cherry chapsticks.

Speaker 2 Cherry chapstick. 10,000 cherry chapsticks.

Speaker 1 Tastes like cherry chapstick. Okay.

Speaker 2 This would I didn't really understand.

Speaker 2 3,000 signed 8x10s of comedian David Spade

Speaker 1 to hand out the Martians.

Speaker 2 It's on the space station.

Speaker 1 I know. Hey, we try to pull up to see if they ever work hats or my

Speaker 2 full of shit again. Oh, yeah.
They have Halloween costumes

Speaker 2 where they go as Neil Armstrong. They do have Christmas hats.
Okay. They have Easter eggs.
Yeah, they have everything up there. Candy store.
They must have like a holiday. They do have a little

Speaker 2 C's candies out. Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 They have a lady foot locker.

Speaker 2 By the way, how does C's candies make it? Have you ever seen a C's candies commercial?

Speaker 1 No. Never.
It's really word of mouth at this point.

Speaker 2 I know. But I go in there.

Speaker 1 Big piece of cake last night.

Speaker 2 Did he?

Speaker 1 He always gets a dessert. He always regrets it.
Oh, here it is. Look at this.
I knew I saw this. Okay.

Speaker 2 All right. Oh, there they are.
They're up there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 Her hair is a little crazy.

Speaker 1 Can we scroll down?

Speaker 2 Yeah, Bride of Frankenstein. Is that a wig? I mean, what is she doing?

Speaker 1 By the way, they had a party. They had guests over.
That's a little suspicious.

Speaker 2 They had friends over.

Speaker 2 It looks to me, and I don't know enough about gravity. I don't know anything, but it looks like they've shrunken down to gnome size.
The guy in the middle looks like he's two feet tall.

Speaker 2 So this is, it must be the gravity just shrunk.

Speaker 1 Is that a snowman in the middle? They have snow.

Speaker 1 He did my Gilligan's Island joke. Oh, it's that means I'm corny, if that guy can think of it.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Tiny. That's all.
Not a good thing.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 we're not here to start trouble.

Speaker 2 Not a good luck, but we wish him all the best. We really do.
And we wish him a safe journey home. No, no, we wish him everything.

Speaker 1 I do wish him a safe. That's horrifying.
I didn't like being in that car for four and a half hours today.

Speaker 1 So, like, unscheduled. If you're ready for it, you're ready for it.

Speaker 2 Okay, fly back.

Speaker 2 You take off three, two, one, you take off.

Speaker 2 How

Speaker 2 much time goes by before you're docking with the space station?

Speaker 1 Oh, I know this one.

Speaker 2 Okay. No, I don't.

Speaker 1 Okay, I'm going to guess.

Speaker 2 So if I get in the astronaut thing, yeah, you're on the rocket, the launch pad, three, two, one. You take off

Speaker 1 96 hours,

Speaker 2 43 minutes. minutes.

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 2 I made that up.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, I thought mine sounded stupid.

Speaker 2 Years is not that far. It's not that far.
You know, remember Shatner went up in Bezos's rocket. Yeah, it's a thin blue line.
And suddenly,

Speaker 1 would you want to do that? You can't go past the barrier or something in space.

Speaker 2 There's like a I wouldn't do Bezos. That's a baby rocket.
You go up, you come down. I would want to go around the Earth, which some people did on SpaceX.

Speaker 2 go around it. I would go around the Earth.
Okay, I would like to go to the moon and stay at a Howard Johnson's. Like, anyway, you ready for this? Okay, you ready for this? Here we are.

Speaker 2 Who's better than David Spade?

Speaker 2 He's got all the movies now. He's got Bus Boys with Teo Voon, and they're gonna be tremendous.

Speaker 2 That's good.

Speaker 1 Any Regis, I'll take. I'll take all right.
Another one before, Dan. I got a million things going on.

Speaker 2 Do you, though?

Speaker 2 I'm going to do a spot at the store tonight. Okay.
Oh,

Speaker 2 this is Dana Central.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'll let you comment.
I'll just read the beginning. It took 30 years to fix this Wayne's World joke.

Speaker 2 Okay. Now, let's scroll.

Speaker 1 Let's see what happens. See if Dana knows.

Speaker 7 One of Wayne's World's best jokes was completely fucked. If you saw Wayne's World on TV or on video between 1993 and 2022, the Guitar Store Stairway to Heaven joke played like this.

Speaker 2 No stairway. Denied.

Speaker 7 Yeah, those aren't the notes to Stairway to Heaven, which ruins the joke. The thing is, Mike Myers is no dummy, and the song was correct in the theatrical release.

Speaker 2 Hey!

Speaker 2 Denied!

Speaker 2 He waited too long.

Speaker 7 That makes sense. Great joke.
But when it came time to release the movie on VHS, Led Zeppelin and Warner Music Group wanted to charge Paramount $100,000

Speaker 7 two seconds of the song. So the studio opted to change the notes instead.
And then it stayed that way for 29 damn years until they released Wayne's World on 4K Blu-ray and put it onto Max.

Speaker 7 At which point the original version was restored. And now all is right in the universe once again.

Speaker 2 This guy's a keeper for all the ladies that are single out there. If you want to, this guy's got a lot of free time, man.

Speaker 2 I think it was a, it was an issue with, with having to pay for it or not. So I guess Mike did two takes.

Speaker 1 It looked like Mike was just can't play the guitar. He's just goofing around the first one.
The second one, they looped in the real notes.

Speaker 2 But I get what the guy's saying. Hey, that no stairway, but he didn't have the beginning notes.
Right.

Speaker 1 I don't think you can do that much of stairway and not have to pay. That seemed pretty quick.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 This was right before I did my drum solo. I wasn't paying much attention.
I was just practicing on my drum.

Speaker 1 Did you do it in that store?

Speaker 2 I did.

Speaker 1 Was it the Guitar Center on Sunset?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Maybe.

Speaker 1 Did you shoot in LA?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, all LA. But I mean, maybe people know the story.
But I practice on a Yamaha jazz set where the drums are small and down low and all stacked right side by side. Please stay with me, David.

Speaker 2 And then I walked on the set and I had this gigantic Yamaha set where it's just spread out.

Speaker 1 Oh, like a bigger drum.

Speaker 2 Oh, fuck you. I practiced everything right in here.

Speaker 2 I had a drum solo, perfect. And then I got there and I had to reach.
And I did, I never really liked the drum solo.

Speaker 1 It was like too good because they were so.

Speaker 2 Well, you have to reach, you're reaching so far. And I was practicing tight like Buddy Rick.

Speaker 1 I get it. That story's interesting.
What did Bonnie and Terry say?

Speaker 2 Bonnie was the one who said at the end, just hit the little thing and go, thanks. I like to play.

Speaker 2 Well, it only worked if the solo was really good. I didn't think it was that good, but there's somebody, some heavy metal bands, sometimes the drum, the drummer will do the Garth.

Speaker 2 Oh, good. I had a lot of drumming things.
I did play. I got to play with you too for

Speaker 1 the MAs. I was underneath the stage.

Speaker 2 Via satellite, even better than the real thing. Good night.
Even better than I'm going to mic drop. I'm going to make name.

Speaker 1 I will say, if I was, when I was in Joe Dirt, we're looking for a movie, looking for songs, we couldn't get Ted Nugent.

Speaker 1 Cat Scratch Fever was $150,000 for what, nine seconds?

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 ACDC was $500,000. I heard Zeppelin back then was almost a million.
Sandler gets him for some stuff, ACDC DC, and Zepp, which are the most expensive. And so we tried to make deals with other bands.

Speaker 1 Steve Miller was too much. We had a bunch of Steve Miller in the first draft.
It's just hard to get songs, you know, all these dirtball songs.

Speaker 1 But we wound up with some cool little nuggets like Argent, Hold Your Head Up. And, you know, we had some killers in that.

Speaker 2 We're creative. I don't know what we paid for to do Bohemian Rhapsody, but we're in the wrong business.

Speaker 2 I mean, if you own music, and this is why these companies, these big, big corporates are giving Springsteen like 500 million to they feel that they can monetize their catalogs over time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's, you know, Sinatra is still like a fortune. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, I mean, here's an here's an example, which is nothing like that. But I just saw in a story that in New York,

Speaker 1 to make money, David Dinkins, the old mayor, sold

Speaker 1 all the parking meters to Saudi Arabia for a billion. Now, that is so much money.
And so

Speaker 1 they get all the money now. That was the story in the news.

Speaker 1 And he said, it actually is a ripoff because now, this many years later, 25 years later, whatever, they probably make 10 billion a year from it. So that's what you're saying about music.
You risk it.

Speaker 1 You go, are park meters going to go away? Is music going to go away? Nope. They still make a ton off it.

Speaker 2 And predominantly, it's this music from our generation is what they're paying for. Yeah.
Because today's

Speaker 2 music is not as

Speaker 2 maybe

Speaker 2 commercial or catchy.

Speaker 2 You know, there's a lot of hooks. You go play a Flipwood Mac for a young person.
They're going to go, holy shit, you know? Hopefully.

Speaker 2 I think Taylor Swift is too smart to sell her catalog, but she obviously could for more than a billion.

Speaker 1 And a pinch, but she doesn't have a pinch yet.

Speaker 2 She's not in a pinch she i think that mrs kelce is what i call her mrs kelsey will

Speaker 1 do fine have you heard her podcast yet

Speaker 2 she has a podcast now

Speaker 2 no i i'm i'm saying that taylor swift no not mrs jason

Speaker 2 no javis

Speaker 1 wait not their mom no jason's wife has one yeah right jason's wife has a podcast that's more unexpected than their mom Their mom, I would think, would be doing something on the food network or doing a cooking or just something, you know.

Speaker 2 You and Theo in your movie should have a thing where you go into a time machine accidentally, like Bill and Ted for a minute, and everyone you talk to on planet Earth has a podcast.

Speaker 1 What do we go two years into the future?

Speaker 2 And then you take like a time traveling and you go to, you go to Malaysia, you go all over the world. You can't find anybody who does not have a podcast.

Speaker 1 SNL had kind of a funny sketch about it.

Speaker 2 Did they?

Speaker 1 They said you go to the doctor

Speaker 1 and it's called Medcast. Guys won't tell doctors about their feelings.
So they do a podcast with the doctor and they tell everything about their life.

Speaker 2 That's the only way they will.

Speaker 1 They're on a dumb podcast with other guys.

Speaker 1 Okay. And that's.
The doctor like laughs and goes, yeah, now, and what are you drinking? You're drinking a lot now. And he's like, I don't know.
He goes, you get a couple beers.

Speaker 1 He goes, oh, yeah, on the weekends, I go big.

Speaker 1 Doctor's like, okay.

Speaker 1 But it's, it's that, the framework is a podcast.

Speaker 1 Actually, that week I saw the show, they had two podcast bits, which, if we were there in the old days, one would have probably gotten pushed for another week because you would write obscure thing.

Speaker 1 A podcast sketch is sort of obscure. And then the week you write it, there's another one.

Speaker 2 Bump, bump.

Speaker 1 But they did them both.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 good for Mark Marin and Joe Rogan to get in in 2000. Oh, they got in early.

Speaker 1 We got Marin coming up on Fly on the Wall soon. Who's on Fly on the Wall this week, Dana? Who do you got this week? It's still Neilin, but by this time, I don't know who it'll be.

Speaker 1 Do you want to type it in here?

Speaker 2 Right now, currently, is Lisa Kudreau.

Speaker 1 Are you sure?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I am. Okay.
Lisa Kudreau is

Speaker 2 on right now. Check her out.
We have Superfly, which is on video and it's us. And sometimes we have guests.
And then we also have, nobody understands.

Speaker 2 We have fly on the wall, which is essentially audio only. Thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 All right. So let's go one more story and then we'll close it.

Speaker 2 One more story and then we'll wind it.

Speaker 1 And we'll say good luck with

Speaker 1 good luck with the

Speaker 1 Super Bowl, everyone.

Speaker 2 Okay, what is this?

Speaker 1 Hang on, hang on. Oh, this guy, Dana, I don't know how you feel about pain.

Speaker 1 This guy, I mean, this is talk about get famous. I don't know.
You ever been hit in the shin with something like a yes scooter Okay

Speaker 1 This guy makes a scooter

Speaker 4 out of ten with all scooters I rank it a three out of ten on the paint scale coming in number four is bed frames I rank this a five out of ten.

Speaker 4 This sucked right in the shin we have the double razor scooter ceiling fan. This was terrible.
It cut me open and I rate this at eight out of ten. Yeah, don't do it

Speaker 4 at number two. We have the trailer hitch ceiling fancy nine out of ten on the paint scale.

Speaker 1 Why is this guy in bus boys?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I guess. At number one, we have

Speaker 2 it in every movie.

Speaker 4 These are the five.

Speaker 1 He rated that 100 out of 10. That was the worst pain.

Speaker 2 What was the last one?

Speaker 2 I don't.

Speaker 1 That was funny, but

Speaker 2 this is like. A guy with a rope with all these heavy objects attached to it spins it and has it smash into his shins.

Speaker 2 And he's got, he makes a million.

Speaker 1 And he rates how much pain it is.

Speaker 2 When you watch UFC, they do those kind of kicks. And then I'm sure he's swollen up and stuff.
What people will do for views,

Speaker 2 another time for another podcast.

Speaker 1 I won't do that.

Speaker 2 You won't physically torture yourself?

Speaker 1 As Meatloaf would say.

Speaker 2 I'll do anything for views, but I won't do that.

Speaker 1 Do you know that song?

Speaker 2 No, I know his brother, who's from Italy, Matzabal, had a similar song.

Speaker 1 You know, his cousin, Bunt cake?

Speaker 2 Matzabal would be Israel, a Jewish guy.

Speaker 1 Now, so that thing with the, yeah,

Speaker 2 we would, we'll put, it's going to be hard to put good songs in busways.

Speaker 1 We already, oh, we need something from, I can't say it, but we'll find it.

Speaker 2 We're going to find it.

Speaker 2 You, I could maybe angle chop broccoli if you want that.

Speaker 1 It's cranked.

Speaker 1 It's cranked in the car in my old El Camino.

Speaker 1 Okay, I will, I might hold you to that because we need to get some songs.

Speaker 2 We do.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, thank you, Dane. It was nice meeting you.
We had a great time.

Speaker 1 And there's a Super Bowl weekend, so everyone have a nice time. We'll go over, see if I want any money on.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're going to place bets. I'm going to place a bet.
You're going to place a bet. And we're going to see who wins the most money.
And it's going to be an interesting little competition.

Speaker 1 I say 3327, Kansas City.

Speaker 1 Is that even a number? Could it be 33? Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 2 I think so.

Speaker 2 I'll say

Speaker 2 42

Speaker 2 35

Speaker 2 Philly. Whoa.

Speaker 2 They scored 55 points last week.

Speaker 1 I know. One of us is going to win.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Dana. Thank you, David.
Thanks, audience.

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.

Speaker 2 Hope you liked it.