SUPERFLY #53 - Communicating with Animals

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It's David Spade with his greasy hair and Dana who's nice and fluffy and fresh. I'm fluffed and folded.
I've been preening for 11 hours. And I got my light.
I just got off of Busboys and came here and look at that greasy hair bus boys david spade and theo vaughn are the bus boys are the bus boys we did put a picture on instagram today for the first time but it's not our outfits but oh but uh this ufc fighter nate diaz was the first person we said cast and he plays one of the kind of bad guys and he's just a well bad I'll see anything with with Nate Diaz anything because those Nate Diaz brothers man oh you know him yeah I know all of I watch it all the time with my son he's just like a little wiry dude he'll beat up anyone and he doesn't care at all that's the way I want to live my life like him yeah he's a badass he did kind of reverse chokehold they like last year it was outside a club and he got the guy bent down he choked him out so yeah street fighter man just takes punishment he's got a guy with him and then one of the guys i think if he accidentally gets in a fight the guy just films it like hey why not you know oh yeah that's what it's like you know you're scrappy if i'm out with you somewhere and you get in a fist fight that camera's coming out and i'm plus pressing record and i'm pressing send you've been warned because and i'm pressing post and i'm pressing post and i'm counting posting it yeah yeah and i'm pming nate diaz about it say guess what there's a new sheriff in town diaz he says today he's exactly what you think he's kind of looked at he's got his arms like this we have him playing one of the bad guys anyway he's like beating up a guy in the scene and uh we come on theo and i talk to him and then we're walking over to watch playback and he he goes, and Theo goes, man, don't get too many more fights. Don't want to end up in a wheelchair.
He goes, yeah, I don't want to end up in a wheelchair. I got to quit before I get all goofy looking.
I go, oh, you don't think you're goofy looking now? Whoa. Spade goes right for the jugular.
You think I'm scared? I'm not scared of anyone. That's either brave or naive i'm gonna say it's so stupid

it's both i think when you're a comedian and he's a cool dude and he likes comedy and he was he was

for a guy like that to be excited to be on the be excited to be in it and we dm a little bit about

it i think it's it's fun you have to kind of do some jokes and jabs because that's sort of what

they want you're out when you're out people want you to be. Regular humans, which we were until we fought through stage fright.
For me, it was like a decade, but especially I would have a panic attack perennially all day. So when they see anybody walking out on stage doing standup, acting all calm and confident and joking around, what's up? It's like, because I don't want to go in the cage with you know, I don't know who's the bad man.
Conor McGregor. Conor McGregor.
The greatest promoter, I'll give you that. The greatest promoter, you know.
Yeah, I like UFC. I go to UFC.
Yeah, it fights me. I you apart sorry not my right out of a lucky charms commercial oh and so i think this it's always the same like i can't do ufc uh they like people that don't do what they do you know how it is so anyway it was super fun to have there.
Today was not as freezing as the last couple of days,

but Theo all day does say very clever things like you would think,

or you might not think, but-

Was it when the camera's rolling or it's just clever?

No, both.

We're waiting in the car and I'm freezing and I go,

I got long johns on.

He goes, you do?

I was thinking of wearing long johns if I ever get married. so a camera got that so you guys are just in the car yeah and then we get out we go hey are we mike they go get us in the car just talking before we get out in the scene because it's funny to hear what we pull in and say and then get out has nothing to do with the scene always rolling productions is the name of my production company.
And you want to catch those little

throwaways. I just think Long John's

is like, Long John's is a funny

word, you know? It's like...

How can you do Theo? You start going...

I feel like

I'm like a porcupine, you know?

Yeah, I know. He goes,

I go, it's so funny

to me. You wear Long John's if you ever

get married someday. He goes, yeah, because I want to be warm.
He goes, I actually want to be warm more than I want to be married. So he knows he's doing a bit.
But it's all, it's well constructed. Like it's just whatever he's saying is good.
Yes. And all day.
And then we laugh and then we try to put something in the movie because we say something about Rainforest Cafe and it's always bananas. And I know people want to hear him like that.
So his character is a little dingy because he got hit by a car. Yeah.
And so it's a good excuse for the rest of the movie. He can kind of say anything.
That's fantastic. Keep him.
Yeah. Keep him coming.
He has his own lane. It's very clever the way he presents his comedy.
I don't know if there's anyone you know there was mitch headberg there's other court but theo's uh yeah he's got a special got a very unique uh fingerprint in the world of i have a new name for the uh the movie bus boys it's now theo vaughn and dav David Spade in riding coattails.

What are we, whose coattails are we riding? I don't know.

We'll take anybody.

We don't even, consciously he's like, let's not put a lot of celebrities in here because it should be kind of down and dirty.

And I'm like, okay.

I mean, it's hard not to go to your friends and go, hey, can you come out here?

Hey, Dana, can you come out here and do something?

Look, he has a point, you know, because when you see the famous person, I remember Matt Damon, who's a brilliant actor, but he was in Interstellar, billion-dollar, Matthew McConaughey spaceship movie. And then he's, hey, who are you? And he's turned away and he turns back and it's just a big Matt Damon face.
And it took me out of the movie. I could see that.
Also, if you see someone well-known and then they're like, oh, that guy's in the movie. Sometimes it can take you out.
It's fun to have people in, but it's a tough decision. Should we try to get people that are really well-known? Should we just go down and dirty and get a few buddies and comedians? The studio loves stunt casting and loading them in and i don't blame they want to hedge hedge hedge and maybe someone in spain is a huge fan of whoever they get there is you know if you're doing a studio movie they're like hey get a huge soccer player to do something right and get a huge tiktoker and then get they just are going anywhere everywhere to grab anybody's audience and bring it into that movie.

If it feels authentic with you and Theo and just feels thrown away and two

guys having fun, I think that's good lane to be in personally.

We just need to keep it hopefully funny. All right.
Moving on.

What is your week like Dana? Let's hear about it.

Well, there's stuff that's just in the ether. Now,

one thing that's always,

I keep referring to my team and I hear people say my team will reach out.

Thank you. And I just think it's kind of, I don't know when that came in because a team used to be sports and now it's just an office.
They make plumbing equipment. My team's going to reach out.
My team is on it. No, you don't have a team.
My team will get back to you so the people should know in hollywood you go you say hey let's say chelsea handler's doing the podcast next week they're like we talked to her team talked about in with her team her team got teams looking at friday her team's looking at stuff yeah her team's looking at thursday the 29th. Yeah.
Her other team, because she has several teams, is looking at the 23rd. Everyone's team.
But we talked to Larry David's team. He was about to do it, but then there's a fire.
So the team's circling back. And some people are honest.
My team will get back to be honest. I have a shitty team.
I don't have a very good team.

They don't have a winning record, but they will get back to you. They're a minor league team.
Yeah. So basically, let's talk about just things that are evergreen now.
Like, okay, this came out just before this podcast. It's still going to be good in a couple of days.
Trump said that the drones were not UFOs, but the FAA approved the drones for, quote, research and, quote, other reasons. That just brings up more shit.
What do you mean other reasons? What do you mean research? They've got go-karts with lights and wings on them, hundreds of them right over New Jersey for research? Thousands. Thousands.
And you don't mention it for two months? And they don't mention it for two months. That one's a little worrisome to me.
I feel like it's honestly a mixture between real UFOs and man-made UFOs, but there's really, these aren't little cute drones, which is a fun name of calling like a 600-foot aircraft. You know, there's different, there's so many different kinds, and they're morphing into different things, you know? Yeah.
They're like circled and they go flat, and you're like, this is bananas what's going on. I think I'm going to go on a limb that we may need a little quick visit on the next Superfly from our friend, Mr.
Stevie Greer, doctor, you know, so I think that they said that later there was a lot of knuckleheads with go karts up there and wings and filled the sky. But initially, they put them up there, didn't tell the public, quote unquote, for research and other reasons.
So, I mean, even Trump, who's like the most will say anything. What can I tell him? I'll tell him.
I'll tell him research and other reasons. I won't tell him about the aliens.
I'm not going to tell him because we don't need aliens. Nobody likes an alien.
They don't like them. They don't trust them.
They don't trust them because they're all illegal aliens no these are real these are real aliens they're not the other guy they should have a movie aliens versus illegally gets a good poster yeah that is a good poster um so that let's you know we can let our fans talk amongst themselves. The other thing that happened this week was Deep Seek,

which is an... So we can let our fans talk amongst themselves.
The other thing that happened this week was Deep Seek,

which is an AI that they made for $1.50.

Now, normally it takes $100 billion to make a cool AI of chips. Yeah, I heard about this while I was working on my school.

Chinese guys just who had nothing.

They went to Radio Shack,

and they came out with the greatest AI in history. And I did talk to it today.
I downed the app and this is what it said. I said, deep seek, how is ketchup made? Two minute pause.
And it said, I don't know. I said, deep seek, you deep suck.
pause and it said i don't know i said deep seek you deep suck pause and it says fuck you human that was the that was the exchange fuck you i said deep seek you suck rackham now i will say i said deep seek how is? It said, you don't really know this answer. And I go, well, don't worry about that.
I'm just testing you. It's like, all right.
I talked to my brother, Brad, who's an AI guy, and we created one today called Deep Doodoo, and that's for people who have problems in relationships or finances. I am Deep Doodoo.
And I'm sorry. That's all I got.
And when Deep Sea came out, a lot of investors were in deep doo-doo. I'm deep doo-doo.
When it crashed. It's a definite Johnny Carson thing.
Oh, he was in deep doo-doo. I kid you not.
There isn't one that if you invest in squirrels, it's called deep squeak.'s probably a lie that's not real today i don't think so ai's taken over everything i don't trust any of it yeah deep squeak hey we have an ai joke today we did i'm like it's ai's out there but it's i don't love saying the term ai i will say on my instagram it's too much and i think that comes back swings back to the ufos where these people just don't know you can't even if steven greer said it's coming out in a month i've seen more new stuff and it's mind-boggling and nobody cares no so that's the interesting part nobody cares i unless you see an alien walking up the House going, take me a year later. That's people want the easy stuff.
Well, the response from the government, let's put it that way, just doesn't, I love this phrase, it doesn't hold water. And so it just creates more questions.
Leaky. By the way, this is very quick, but it tells you what the actual people did with deep seek.
That was revolutionary. Normally chat GBT would tell the robot person, AI study this library, like read every book in the library, million books.
And I go, okay. And then you, you ask it a question about a book and it immediately answers.
So what they did to circumvent the lack of power that they have with these goofball Radio Shack chips, they just train the ADI to go find the book.

Go get me Moby Dick.

Oh, just one minute, sir.

And then he goes and gets it and has read it and then answers it.

And that created so much more room for less power.

Because knowing the answer in a millisecond is a bazilla second.

And it takes.

Who's got time?

It takes so much more room for less power. Because knowing the answer in a millisecond is a bazilla second.
And it takes- Who's got time? It takes so much energy for that AI to learn those million books, but they can teach the AI, let me go look up the book. Right.
My new name is the Dewey Decimal AI. Well, when they say they invested, you know, I think that was one of the new policies, invest 500 billion.

I'm like, that's fucking 18 zeros, babe. Like, that's a lot of cashes to throw at one project.
Well, this news this week reorientated the world. Now, the market came back a little bit, but the idea that our companies are spending hundreds of billions buying these chips and they literally said they did it with five million five million versus a hundred billion so it completely market crashed people are processing it okay and we'll see markdown.
Yeah, I know. It's like someone making a podcast as good as ours for like $5.
No way. We would be fucked.
Heather, can you tilt this up? I'm sitting up for a second. This is Heather.
Well, I don't. We would be so screwed.
I'm a little scared of AI, but I guess I'm scared of everything. Who cares? Also, you're not afraid of Nate Diaz.
I'll just give you that much. No, he's my boy.
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This is related. AI will soon be able to translate what your cat or dog is saying to you.
Bull fucking shit. You know what? Come on.
No, I think it will. I think it will because the AI brain is unlimited and it, it would have so much information in its brain that it's, it's, it makes sense to me, but we'll see.
But the people that say like, when a dog is doing like this is his paw, what he wants to do is tell the owner he's happy with him but he's a little frustrated i'm like who's talking to the dogs everyone just it's all speculation so but everyone believes it oh yeah that's this and that means that well newsflash for you because you you know i read newsflash newsflash is that they're not quite sure why cats purr. All I know is that it's a charming sound.
They think maybe it was manipulation. My cat boots would sometimes when I was a kid would get up on my chest and sleep and look right at me and purr.
And I'm just leaning back at age 10.

And then Boots' paws would start to

start to grind into my chest.

Geez, are you on a date?

I said to myself, even at age 10,

is this cat getting off?

Are we just friends, Boots?

What's going on?

I don't know if I mentioned that on the podcast

in our 700 episodes. That you were dating Boots for a while? You know what? What really is ironic? Boots was black and white and had little white paws.
So some genius, I think it was Garth, went, I think we should call him Boots. Boots.
That was Brad. We should call him Boots.
Dude, my friend had a black cat named it Midnight and an orange one pumpkin. I mean.
I love you on Superfly after 29 hours in a car in the desert. This girl told me she went on a date and I go, you're telling me the most boring date story.
She goes, do you want to know what I named my cats when I was little?

I had a white one named Snowball.

I had a black one named Midnight.

I'm like, oh boy, we got a clever household there.

And then there was one named Wilbur and one pink one named Pinky.

I'm like, God damn.

We had a little poodle named Pepe.

And I don't know why it wasn't even Mexican or anything anything but peppy was was kind of hip i had a german shepherd named princess and she was so cute and this ratty dog next door named shecky that had like you know some of the fur burned off and just like really like a street dog i don't know how to address would hop the fence and just wail and just bone princess all the time and princess like i'm sorry does someone know this dog it's so embarrassing dogs just get it on right away and there's not a big courting process disturbing walking down the street at age seven and seeing dogs getting on and then some old man with a hose get out of here get why is he breaking They're in love. Come on.
They're in love. Oh, wait, you're on there.
I know. Princess is like, maybe we can get some appetizers first.
It's a little jump scratch up. Hey, how's it going? We're at a barbecue.
He's like, hey, you got some coleslaw over there. And Princess is like, is anybody going to help you? They don't have hands.
This is like, you know, assault. I'm being assaulted here yeah but anyway that was um and then princess got pregnant didn't see shackey around much and then about a year later shackey walks by hey princess what's going on she's got all the puppies he's got a metaphor he's like hey where you been i haven't seen she's like, oh, just the yard that I live in that I'm not allowed to leave in my whole life.
I've always been here. He's like, cool, we should meet up.
And she's like, yeah, let me know. I'm like, princess, you're back already.
You're in? You're into it? What happened to the puppies? They had a weird relationship. Give them away? Puppies.
We had 13. 13? Actually, 13.
I stayed out in the grass when she had her puppies, Heather. That's how good dude I was.
I had ticks in my hair. They're gone now.
Criminy, what are you, an obstetrician all of a sudden? You know, suddenly we got a six-year-old Phoenix gyno-cologist. I wasn't a gyno.
It was magical, Dana. I didn't know what I was doing.
I think it's great that human beings can have a cat, a dog, a hamster, whatever, and just humanize it completely. So it's like a human, but they don't have college or anything or feed it.
But you know what the sad part was? Cause back then, Dana, it was okay to have your dog in the yard. No one thought twice no one thought twice meanwhile it's 110 so she'd come to the Arcadia door she's like what's going on I'm like princess and she's like I'm like princess I can't open the door it's too cold all the cold air will come out but she wanted to come in you know well why wouldn't she well for a minute or two but that's just the way it was back then.
It was, it was bullshit. I was disappointed in boots because, because at one point, you know, I thought the cat was actually really smart.
And then we were going on a vacation in Montana and we had to get boots in the house. So we couldn't get the cat in the house and we're all trying to leave in the station wagon, seven of us.
so i took a plate that we used to use like a

little plate a little small you know bread roll plate and i didn't put food on it because that with that wasn't getting her in but i just tapped a spoon on it went outside in the yard and it followed me like a pipe piper just with the tap this cat is a fucking idiot yeah that's kind of There's no food on this thing.

Typical boots.

Typical boots.

Yeah.

Or ginger.

All right, give me another story. Mm-hmm.
Pumpkin, snowball. Oh, Martha Stewart said her favorite SNL impersonations of her isn't the one you would have expected.
Huh, how many have there been? Over the five- Oh. Over oh i can't read this david spades my favorite this is this is pretty cool he really jumped to the front of it but it was uh yeah nine people did her okay on the show alan coming um who else yeah i think anna gas, or Panda, I don't know.
I did have her poncho, and then I did it with her. I went on her show and did it.
But I can't believe someone sent me this. Where did you get her poncho? It said, I sourced her poncho for the out of jail.
But yeah, she couldn't host SNL because they wouldn't let her out of jail early or something.

Well, look, as a scoop right now, could we hear and or see a little bit of your impression?

I have the poncho still.

Well, did you change your voice at all?

Or did you sound like David Spade?

I think I tried to change it.

And then when I went on with her, I had a funny wig.

That was 98% of it.

Poncho.

And we'll get a picture we'll put up here.

That's cool.

Wig was 98% of it.

Poncho was 2%.

So it was unneeded to have a funny voice.

All right, next one.

I like everything I'm hearing.

I love it so far.

Love it.

Yeah. Buffering.
Uh-huh. Oh, Anthony Mackie.
Okay, here's an Anthony Mackie set. I'll read it.
I saw this thing and I thought, it's a little odd. He plays Captain America.
I don't know if you heard this, Dana. No.
Here's the quote he said when he's doing an interview about Captain America. For me, Captain America represents a lot of different things, and I don't think the term America should be one of those things.
Why would you say that? What does it mean? And then he had to set the record straight. Yeah, he had to say that, but what would you say? it mean i'm it it seems not very flattering to america i guess i don't know flummoxed i'm a little no flummox cap there's a lot of things about captain america but america's not one of them you know what i played captain america and master of disguise and you did i did i i played captain america a little montage again i had the outfit on and everything and uh i just thought it's america i mean look at his shield it has american you know it's yeah american colors it's really just the only guy that has to like america really is captain america just look at the name it's like Three Stooges.
There's three of them and they're stooges. I mean, it's not Captain Soviet Union.
Yeah, I don't know how you backpedal. I mean, I don't know if he's backpedaling.
I don't know what he meant. He seems like a good dude.
I don't know. Here, pan down.
See what he says. Does he say anything? See what he says.
Mm-hmm. The term America.
Okay, let me be clear. Let's be clear about this.
i'm a proud american taking on the shield of the hero like cap is the honor of a lifetime i have that most respect for those who served and have served our country cap has universal characteristics that all people all the people all over the world can relate to so i guess that's he just misspoke because he's being pretty patriotic there. No, I mean, I think, I'm not going to say someone got to him, but I think when a movie's coming out and you say that, everyone's scrambling on, say, just go put out something that's the exact opposite.
People get in trouble. Like the guy who played the Hulk said, I don't really like heavy people.
They're too hulky. And then he, so I had to call that back.
You know, a lot of these superheroes get in trouble by not talking about their character properly. You know? Iron Man was against the steel industry for a long time.
Yeah. Oh man.
I mean, yeah. Robert Downey Jr.
almost got kicked out of the guild with that. You know? So there, you gotta be careful when you do a Marvel comic superhero and not be mis- Spider-Man was anti-web.
Spider-Man was, yeah, anti-Spider. He said, I love everything about Spider-Man except that he's called Spider-Man.
We got a titter out of Heather on that one. She's like, I like the premise.
These aren't the, I know what you're doing with this. It's not like crushing.
The main thing is that we're, people are doing other things while they're listening to this. I'm talking to you, Gardner.
I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you, Overdriver.
I'll tell you something. When I did a Playboy interview, back in the day when Playboy interviews were sort of a big deal i had done a uh mci commercial that was a phone company so it's a big national commercial and they say so you do collect calls because it's part of my shtick where i used to go beep boop bop boop and they go so you use mci when you like, what are you on the road?

And you call it, I go, well, actually I have sprint for that.

But, um, and then Gerwitz called me.

Are you an idiot?

No, just tell me, are you an idiot?

Do you understand how the world works?

Did you just shit on the company that just paid you to commercial?

I go, no, all I said was I don't use their product.

They're like, yeah, that's where idiot comes in. They want their money back.
I'm like, no, they don't. Well, I did a commercial for Taco Bell and I was being interviewed and I said, I like the tacos.
I don't know. I never got the bell part.
What are you doing? That's the brand. You an idiot.
You can the bell. It's all.
Somebody hates money because they're going to give it back.

But really Taco Bell.

What's a Taco Bell?

I never.

I don't get it.

I never got Taco Bell.

I do like when Gervitz, I saw him and I had a gray sweater on.

He goes, I got a sweater just like that, except mine's expensive.

That's a classic Gervitz burn.

Then he goes.

I got it. I had a shirt like that once.

Then my mom got a job. is from wayne's world and then my mom got a job jesus mike's wayne to somebody people don't know that the old days a good burn was get a job dude yeah right now it's like get some Bitcoin dude.

Dude, you could get some alts.

I'm into alts.

Okay, let's see the next story.

I'm holding in my hand.

I'm holding in my hand.

Oh, okay.

A Georgia man is not laughing.

Okay, so he bought this drill online.

And then they sent it to him and they just sent him that paper of picture of a drill. Pictures worth a thousand words.
All of these, this here from them. But not when you ordered a drill.
This is a picture of what they sent me. That's right.
Sylvester Franklin ordered a drill from AliExpress. And what he got was a printed photo of the drill he ordered.
It gets worse. I paid $22.97 for a pressure washer, and this is what I get.
What even is that? This is a screw. It's a wrench to screw to screw out the wall with.
Franklin has been going back and forth with AliExpress since he

ordered the items in November, but throughout

everything still hasn't received a refund.

So we started looking into AliExpress

and we found the company is a subsidiary

of Alibaba, sometimes

called the Amazon of China.

In 2021, the Office of the United

States Trade Representative added

AliExpress... Loud woman, Jesus Christ.

Fire beware. Wow.

AliExpress never heard of that dog shit

Thank you. In 2021, the Office of the United States Trade Representative added AliExpress.
Loud woman. Jesus Christ.
Flyer, beware. Wow.
AliExpress, never heard of that dog shit company. How funny.
They sent me this screw. I didn't know what that screw did.
It's supposed to go. I would think it's the end of your hose.
You go squirt. And they just sent him the screw.
Yeah. And a picture of a drill.
My brother, Brad he did it. He would do scams.
He would scam for that stuff. So Battle Creek, Michigan, you know, you find the thing in the cereal box.
And so what he did was normally you're supposed to send a quarter. So he did a little teeny tear in the corner and sent it.
And then they, they assume that someone took the quarter out of the envelope and he got the little toy anyway. For a quarter? He's going to heck for a quarter? Hey, man, in those days, this is you.
I go back and half step. Quarters was $12 million.
Listen, I remember 25-cent movies. Do you? I remember a 15-cent McDonald's hamburger? 15 cents And then O'Henry's was a hamburger joint I remember O'Henry candy bar Oh no It was some hamburger joint that had horse meat And they got rid of it I think it was called Henry's.
Baby Ruth was a candy bar.

Right.

Not Babe Ruth.

Do you remember the three hamburgers from A&W?

Brazier Burger.

A&W.

Papa Burger.

Mama Burger.

Teen Burger had bacon.

And then the fourth one, which you would have probably loved, the baby burger. Comes in the milk bottle.
That annoys. That annoys.
What about the cat? How about the dog? You did some good coyote last week.

I don't know where the coyotes went.

Here's dogs in our dog race.

No, these are dogs in the mountains way or far away.

Here's a man making a funny sound with his mouth. I know.
I'm a little rusty. I used to be able to.
Oh, speaking of dogs, look at this. This is a channel in my trailer because my dog shit trailer, I can't get TV, internet.
So I found a Baywatch channel and I found, because I did Baywatch once, and I found a Letterman, not only Letterman channel, Stupid Petrics only. All right.
Which is worth it. It's one of his best things.
So here's a funny dog, just because I was bored. I saw this.
I thought it was funny. And what are you guys going to do? She's going to play dead.
Look how cute this dog is. And then come alive, here yes play dead uh okay bailey now bailey will come on bailey you got this anything nothing okay okay bailey play dead wow oh and then she gets a treat yeah hysterical hysterical.
Non-plussed face is the funniest part. No idea.
That was good. Just all bones go away.
It just completely flop. Completely collapses.
Keeps going. The double flop.
The floppy ears are hilarious, too. That's all.
That was great. Thank you very much, Bailey.
Thank you very much, Mike. Let's take one.
That is one of the best stupid pet tricks. Isn't that a great one? Yeah.
The dog is just up, alert, and then completely flops for people listening. Completely gives up.
The radio. Great acting.
And Letterman always goes, what can I do to help? And they always go, nothing. Just get out of the way.

Okay.

Okay, next one.

That was good, though.

Got that, Greg.

Good, clean, fun.

Good, clean, fun.

Nothing, you know.

Okay, another dog.

Read this.

What does it say?

Watch what happens when I turn my dog's favorite show off.

So the dog's watching TV cartoons. Yeah, a husky.
And the guy turns it off while he's watching. As long as it's not too annoying.
It's not annoying. What's it called? Turns it off.
They always... Wow.
Blue, I don't know what happened. This dog is so cute.
Blue. He's pouting? Yeah.
Tail's wagging, but the dog is not happy. He, like, looks at the remote.
He knows something's up. He knows the guy has the power and control.
Blue, I just called the network. They're not coming back on until 10 tomorrow.
I know that's what they said. Very frustrated.
You can file a complaint. I can't help you.
Look at the comments, Dana. Look who left a comment.
Oh, this child abuse. Turn that show back in right now.
Yeah, that's David Spade. I put, turn on that effing show for him.
Oh, you're in there. I'm sorry, I didn't see that.
David Spade, turn on the effing show for him. Yeah, because I'm mad.
I go, because it ends. Okay, turn it off.
Yeah, all right, enough of that. But end it because I'm like, okay, now turn it on so the dog's happy, and he never turns it on.
The dog's going bananas. I go, put this dog out of his goddamn misery.
What other animals can be in a room and watch television? A cat doesn't, right? A cat doesn't watch television. I don't think so.
A turtle, maybe? Maybe. Probably not.
Gerbil? Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? I know. People mention turtle club on the comments a lot.
Turtle resonated for some reason. What if you came out after that movie and said, I don't like turtles, but I play them in the turtle club part.
Kevin Yeager created the design with the bald cap and the little thing on my lip and then the whole turtle. Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? That's a good quote.
I hear that quote. Well, it's so stupid.
That's why I've made $100 million with video. Oops.
Uh-oh. God dang.
But who's counting? I say with the video sales too. Oh yeah.
We used to do, not we, but the world was about do a movie, makes whatever, X, goes to HBO, gets seen again, goes to video or DVD, rack up sales and rentals. It's great.
It was a great biz. It was great.
Yes. We did a tie-in with Pepsi, I think.
And did a lot of- For Turtle Club? For Master of Disguise. Yeah.
You'd get a little, if you bought the, I don't know if it was a VHS or it was DVDs at that point, or if you rented them, you get a little prize or something. I don't remember.
What are you looking at me know i like it okay uh this is a little animal heavy this show i love animals i want a dog no there's another one oh my oh this is tied in okay my snake learned how to play dead could this even work let's see okay the snake That's kind of funny It's not as good as Bailey

It must be a bio-evolutionary thing It can't be trained It just touches it It opens his mouth and goes like And then pretends that It plays dead Falls upside down You can't train a snake to do that, right? Or is it just a reflex? Dude, I got to tell you, we had a dog in the movie and I drive around with a dog in the car. Of course, it's tricky.
This dog stomped on my nut sack maybe 1,000 times. The only thing I knew how to do is pounce on my balls and then not do what it was supposed to do.
So it's like, get on the dash. He just runs over.
Wham! Hits me in the nuts and then looks out the window the other way. I'm like, pop it.
Fuck it. The dog's name was pop it or it was pumpkin or something.
And every time I yelled, I couldn't yell. They go, don't call him by his name.
I'm like. And so I'm like, hey, fuck face.
Don't keep, because I love dogs. And he just scrappy little dog very cute uh rumor was related to toto that's a horse shit oh it's that size dog stomping on it's a little bigger but enough to like get use my nuts it's like a fulcrum push-off mini tramp every time went to the window nuts window wiener window and, ah, honestly, couldn't you wear protection? I mean,

why would I even think I should have put a clipboard over?

Cause every time he's over here by the window,

I turned to say a line and he dives over and goes, boing. And I go,

like did they keep the camera rolling for that? That'll be gold.

I mean, that should be most, the movie is just a gag reel of me going, Hey,

like I would never yell at the dog. I just yelled at everyone around the dog.
Oh, my nuts. Because you can, you know, girls don't know this.
You can barely touch. My buddy used to do this.
He goes, if you barely touch your nuts the wrong way, you're looking for your car keys. Picture my nuts are up here.
And he goes, honey, where's my, and you go, call work. And he just fall to the ground.
He goes, you can tap it that hard the wrong way. And you're like, see in 20 minutes.
So this dog was doosh, doosh, doosh, speed bag. And I'm like, I cannot.
And the last one got me and it hurt. The rest of that day of shooting, my day off.
Damn. And I still have flashbacks.
I'm glad we brought that up. Fun story, but it made it turn toward the end.
I don't want to think about it. Wait, Heather has a question.
When we got the major windstorm, I thought the max. Oh, the windstorm.
We were out north where that new fire was. What was it called? No, we were by the Hughes Fire.
The Hughes Fire. And we were even not even supposed to shoot.
We're like, should we go? It's 70 mile an hour winds. So we have a stunt, not really a stunt, but we fall on these big heavy mats.
I'm looking away and they go, here comes a windstorm. So everyone closes their eyes because most people are dressed like Burning Man with the goggles.
And it looks like Dune.

And this fucking thing blows up and nails me and knocks me back and knocks my wig off my head.

I can't wait for the gag reel.

I mean, I think you're going to have to have like a 15-minute montage at the end of wigs flying off.

The gag reel is funny.

Because we can't keep all the jokes in. And some people don't do them.
We'll definitely do one. There's a lot of good throwaway jokes, too.
You know, it doesn't have to be 90 minutes. It can be 70.
I know. Just keep it legal.
Every one time they go, a comedy to be legal is like 84 minutes or something. Well, what they did with Masked Guys, they cut it.
You know, I did an edit of it too, but then finally it ended up like 68, 70 minutes,

and then 15 minutes of slow motion credits and outtakes.

Oh, just to fill it up? Just to fill, get the actual space.

Love it. Okay, what's next? Then we'll wrap up soon.
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Oh,

okay.

Look at this day.

And this would tell me if this would scare you pilot forgets to attach.

The tourist is on the left going hang gliding.

Okay.

Let's watch a video.

Jeez.

How long,

how long do you last?

Okay.

Full clip realizes there's no attachment. Okay.
Would you drop here? No, it looks too high. I might have dropped.
Well, you're yelling at the guy, take it down, take it down, right? So here he comes to go down. This is your chance, right? Right.
I might have dropped even there. I can't tell how high he is, though.
He'd break a leg, but I'd be so scared I couldn't hold on. Oh, get away from the trees, dude.
Well, he's out of control. He's out of control.
He can't. I mean, how long can you hold? And I like he's got his doofy selfie stick.
Now that looks stupid. So that he's only with two hands kind of spread out.
Yeah. It's like a pull up.
Yeah. Like you're doing a pull up, which is very hard.
Guys, they're getting higher. I guess he can't, he can't land it.
Remember when Rambo jumped in at three?

That's that.

Oh my God.

Is this going to work?

No.

Well, what's the end of this?

There's a flat piece of grass.

Okay, here we go.

They're going pretty quick too.

Coming in hot.

Coming in hot.

Yeah.

Blue is the guy that's strapped in. There's the passenger.
Later. later good douche but look at how fast they're going wow well they said it was you know if you hang from a pull-up bar i mean forget the adrenal well they had the adrenal thing going but two minutes with fully clothed gripping and holding under terror that person you know saved that.
Cause that's hard. You got to really have a good grip to do that.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
I mean, look at me with the mic. Look at this.
Look at that. That's a grip, dude.
That's a grip. Yeah.
Look at me. Oh shit, Dana.
Don't scare the audience. So't be scared.
I'm not just going to punch you. Audience is scared.
Everyone on YouTube, just lean back. All right, let's see.
Maybe one more. One more.
Let's bring this home, man. All right.
This is a quickie. It's another animal.

It's funny it's all animals.

All animal and one human hanging.

I've never seen this.

Heather, look at this snake.

If people are scared of the snakes, I would probably think this is funny,

but I'm not that scared of snakes.

Okay.

Hello.

Aussie farmer, Australian kangaroo.

Where is it?

Oh, there it is.

Okay.

The worst filming.

Oh, there it is.

I'll be right back. A Rosie Farmer, Australian kangaroo snake.
Where is it? Oh, there it is. Okay.
The worst filming. Oh, there it is.
Oh, wow. Oh, that's cool.
Even their snakes bounce like kangaroos down under. Looks like snap peas.
You would not tell that from any leaf on the ground. No.
It was just a hopping little. That was kind of cool, though.
It jumped. Yeah, you want to watch out for these kangaroo snakes? Crikey.
Yeah, crikey. They go all jumping all whooppy whoop dope.
Yep. Whooppy whoop dope.
Not my best. I can get the Australian accent if I watch a movie.
I did meet the croc hunter on a plane. You did probably about a year before.
Yeah. You know, I love the thing I loved about crocodile Dundee was when he would go, he'd say, you know, that's not a knife.
And then he'd pull out something twice as big. That's a knife.
You know? So I did a thing. I don't know if I mentioned this.
I did thing called alligator McGee. I submitted it as a sketch where the guy was like, he's have a refrigerator.
That's a stapler. That's not a refrigerator.
It's a refrigerator. I mean, 10 times bigger.
Everything was gigantic. It didn't make him.
Alligator McGee. Alligator McGee.
It didn't make it. But I thought it was funny.
Kyle McLaughlin plays Alamater, Peter McGee's sidekick. Good reference.
I just saw the Kyle McLaughlin show clip of Bad Idea Jeans. That was probably the first commercial parody I did.
Were you in Bad Idea Jeans? I know Mike was. I think I was gone by then.
Were you in Colon Blow? No, I saw it. That was Phil.
That was one of the top 10 commercial. Yes, I remember it at the time.
That was Phil. Whoa.
On Colon Blow cereal. It would take one, two, three.
Nope. 400 bowls of cereal.
Bowls of cereal with Colon Blow. Exactly.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, one last one.
Then we'll hang it up. All right.
This is a cruise ship. This picture, if you see this walk by, what is it? You're on a cruise ship.
Okay. They're in white outfits with hats.
Just like the KKK. But what were they supposed to? Oh, they're dressed as snow cones.
Oh, snow cones, but it looks suspicious. It looks very suspicious.
It looks very suspicious to me. It looks like a clan rally.
Exactly. God, why did we go on the Princess Mary cruise and then we had to see the clan walking by? They're like, oh, at 4 o'clock, there's a real fun Klan rally that comes by.
Hilarious. And then someone afterwards is like, they mistook us for what? We're snow cones.
It's so obvious. It's so obvious we're snow cones.
I mean, why is everyone so weird? Just because we have a pointy white hat on doesn't mean we're not snow cones. Just because we're exactly a KKK outfit, what's going on? Just because we have KKK outfits on and we're marching in kind of a Hitler-esque unison way doesn't mean we're not snow cones.
Why is everybody just conjecturing? Makes me sick. People on cruises are weird.
I guess we can wrap it up Alright Dana we had a great time We're firing the entire country I fired everybody The entire country Has gotta go They can go for 7 months He's doing so much It's really interesting It's great Gotta love the great gotta love the guy he said i said do what i said i gotta do it he comes out of those starting blocks in the morning at like 4 a.m he's like i'm doing this i'm gonna sign this i'm flying here unreal he does it at 2 a.m he's making executive calls i can't keep track of what he's doing i'll withhold judgment judgment, but it's pretty wild. It's really exciting.
It's fun to watch. Never boring.
Anyway, we'll see you next week. And thanks for checking in.
Thanks for checking in with us. Kevin Nealon is on Fly on the Wall this week.
Check him out. Yes, the great Kevin Nealon.
This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly.

It's executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade,

Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey,

Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.