SUPERFLY #53 - Communicating with Animals

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It's David Spade with his greasy hair and

Speaker 1 Dana, who's lice and fluffy and fluffed and I'm fluffed and folded. I've been preening for 11 hours.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I got my light. I just got off of Bus Boys and came here.
And look at that greasy hair. Hold on.

Speaker 1 Busboys, David Spade and Theo Vaughn are the bus boys are the bus boys we did put a picture on instagram today for the first time but it's not our outfits but oh

Speaker 1 but uh this ufc fighter nate diaz was the first person we said cast and he plays one of the kind of bad guys and he's just a well bad i'll see anything with it with nate diaz anything because those diaz brothers man oh you know him yeah

Speaker 1 i watch it all the time with my son he's such awesome he's just like a little wiry dude he'll beat up anyone and he doesn't care at all. That's the way I want to live my life like him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a badass. He did kind of reverse chokehold.

Speaker 1 Last year, it was outside a club.

Speaker 1 The guy bent down and he choked him out. So, yeah, street fighter, man, just takes punishment.

Speaker 1 He's got a guy with him. And then one of the guys, I think, if he accidentally gets in a fight, the guy just films it like, hey, why not?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's what, like, you know, you're scrappy. If I'm out with you somewhere and you get in a fist fight, that camera's coming out and I'm pressing record and I'm pressing send.

Speaker 1 You've been warned.

Speaker 1 And I'm pressing post. And I'm pressing post and I'm counting post.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm DMing Nate Diaz about it. Say, guess what? There's a new sheriff in town.
Yeah. He says today

Speaker 1 he's exactly what you think. He's kind of looked at.
He's got his arms like this. We have him playing one of the bad guys.
Anyway, he's like beating up a guy in the scene. And

Speaker 1 we come on, Theo and I talk to him. And then we're walking over to watch playback.
And he goes,

Speaker 1 and Theo goes, Man, don't get too many more fights. Don't end up in a wheelchair.
He goes, Yeah, I don't want to end up in a wheelchair. I got to quit before I get all goofy looking.

Speaker 1 I go, Oh, you don't think you're goofy looking?

Speaker 1 Whoa, Spade goes right for the juggler. You think I'm scared? I'm not scared of anyone.
That's that's that's either brave or naive. I'm gonna say it's so stiff.
It's beneve. It's both.

Speaker 1 I think when you're a comedian and he's a cool dude and he likes comedy and he was he was for a guy like that to be excited to be on the be excited to be in it and we dm a little bit about it i think it's it's fun you have to kind of do some jokes and jabs because that's sort of what they want yeah you're out when you're out people want you to be regular humans which we were until we fought through stage fright for for me it was like a decade but especially i would have a panic attack perennially all day so when they see anybody walking out on stage doing doing stand-up, acting all calm and confident, and joking around, what's up?

Speaker 1 It's like, because I don't want to go in the cage

Speaker 1 with,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't know who's the bad bad. Conor McGregor.
Connor McGregor.

Speaker 1 The greatest promoter. I'll give you that.
The greatest promoter. You know.

Speaker 1 I like UFC.

Speaker 1 I take you apart. I go to UFC.
Yeah. You only fight me.
I take you. I take you apart.

Speaker 1 Sorry. Not my best.
Made out of a Lucky Charms commercial. Oh.
And so I think it's always the same. Like, I can't do UFC.

Speaker 1 They like people that don't do what they do. You know how it is.
So

Speaker 1 anyway, it was super fun to have him there. Today was not as freezing as the last couple of days, but Theo all day

Speaker 1 does say very clever things like you would think. Or you might not think.
Was it when the camera's rolling or it's just clever? No,

Speaker 1 both. Both.

Speaker 1 We're waiting in the car and I'm freezing and I go, I got long Johns on. He goes, You do? I was thinking of wearing Long Johns if I ever get married.

Speaker 1 And so a camera got that. So you guys are just in the car.
And then we get out and we go, hey, are we Mike?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I go, get us in the car just talking before we get out in the scene because it's funny to hear what we pull in and say and then get out has nothing to do with the scene.

Speaker 1 Always Rolling Productions is the name of my production company. And you want to

Speaker 1 catch those little throwaways. I just think Long Johns is like Long Johns is a funny word.
You know, it's like it's like

Speaker 1 yeah man oh you know i i i feel like i'm like a porcupine you know yeah i know he goes i go i said it's so funny to me you wear long john's if you ever get married someday he goes yeah because i want to be warm he goes i actually want to be warm more than i want to be married so he knows he's doing a bit he's just but it's all it's it's well constructed like it's just whatever he's saying is good yes and uh all day

Speaker 1 and then we laugh and then we try to put something in the movie because we say something about rainforest cafe and it's always bananas and i know people want to hear him like that so his character is a little dingy because he got hit by a car yeah and so it's a good excuse for the rest of the movie he can kind of say anything that's fantastic keep him yeah keep him coming uh he is is uh

Speaker 1 he has his own lane it's very clever what the way he presents his comedy. I don't know if there's anyone, you know, there was Mitch Hemberg.
There's other Hemberg was cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But Theo is, yeah, he's got a special. He's got a very unique fingerprint in the world of comedy.
I have a new name for the

Speaker 1 movie, Bus Boys. It's now Theo Vaughan and David Spade in Riding Coattails.

Speaker 1 What are we? Whose coattails are we riding?

Speaker 1 We'll take anybody. We don't even, consciously, he's like, let's not put a lot of.

Speaker 1 celebrities in here because it should be kind of down and dirty. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 okay. I I mean, it's hard not to go to your friends and go, hey, I know.
Come on here. Hey, Dana, can you come out here and do something? Look, fuck.

Speaker 1 Point, you know, because when you see the famous person, I remember Matt Damon, who's a brilliant actor, but he was in interstellar billion-dollar mathematical economic spaceship movie.

Speaker 1 And then he's, hey, who are you? And he's turned away and he turns back and it's just a big Matt Damon face. And it took me out of the movie.

Speaker 1 I could see that. Also, if you see someone well-known and then they're like, oh, that guy's in the movie, it does.
Sometimes it can take you out. It's fun to have people in, but it's a tough decision.

Speaker 1 Should we try to get people that are really well-known? Should we just go down and dirty and get a few buddies and comedians?

Speaker 1 The studio loves stunt casting and loading them in. And I don't blame them.
They want a hedge, hedge, hedge. And maybe someone in Spain is a huge fan of whoever they get.

Speaker 1 If you're doing a studio movie, they're like, hey, get a huge soccer player to do something and get a huge TikToker.

Speaker 1 And then get they just are going anywhere everywhere to grab anybody's audience and bring it into that movie if it feels authentic with you and theo and just feels thrown away and two guys having fun i think that's good lane to be in personally

Speaker 1 we just need to keep it hopefully funny all right now moving on um what is your week like dana let's hear about it well there's stuff that's just in the ether now one thing that's always i keep referring to my team and i hear people say my team will reach out my team will get back to you.

Speaker 1 And I just think it's kind of, I don't know when that came in because a team used to be sports and now it's just an office. They make plumbing equipment.
My team's going to reach out.

Speaker 1 My team is on it. No, you don't have a team.
My team will get back to you.

Speaker 1 So the people should know in Hollywood, you go, you say, hey, let's say Chelsea Handler's doing the podcast next week. They're like, we talked to her team,

Speaker 1 dialed in with her team. Her team got back to the team.
Her team's looking at Friday.

Speaker 1 Her team's looking at stuff yeah her team's looking at thursday the 29th yeah and we're like hey we other team because she has several teams is looking at the 23rd

Speaker 1 everyone's team but we talked to larry david's team he was about to do it but then there's a fire so the team circling back

Speaker 1 and some people are honest look my team will get back to be honest i have a shitty team i don't have a very good team they don't have a winning record but they will get back to you they're a minor league team yeah So basically, let's talk about just things that are evergreen now.

Speaker 1 Like, okay, this came out just before this podcast. It's still going to be good in a couple of days.
Trump said

Speaker 1 that the drones were not UFOs,

Speaker 1 but the FAA approved the drones for, quote, research and, quote, other reasons. That just brings up more shit.

Speaker 1 What do you mean, other reasons what do you mean research they've got go-karts with lights and wings on them hundreds of them o right over New Jersey for research thousands thousands and they don't mention it for two months and they don't mention it for two months I that one's a little worrisome to me uh

Speaker 1 I feel like it's honestly a mixture between real UFOs and man-made UFOs but there's really these aren't little cute drones which is a fun name of calling like a 600-foot aircraft you know there's different there's so many different kinds, and they're morphing into different things.

Speaker 1 You know, they

Speaker 1 circle and they go flat, and you're like, this is bananas. What's going on? I think I'm going to go on a limb that we may need a little quick visit on the next superfly from our friend, Mr.
Stevie?

Speaker 1 Stevie Greer, doctor.

Speaker 1 You know, so I think that

Speaker 1 they said that later there was a lot of knuckleheads with go-karts up there and wings and filled the sky.

Speaker 1 But initially, they put them up there, didn't tell the public, quote unquote, for research and other reasons. So,

Speaker 1 I mean, even Trump, who's like the most, will say anything. What can I tell him? I'll tell him,

Speaker 1 I'll tell them research and other reasons. I won't tell them about the aliens.
I'm not going to tell them because we don't need aliens. Nobody likes an alien.
They don't like them.

Speaker 1 They don't trust them. They don't trust them because they're all illegal aliens.
No,

Speaker 1 these are real aliens. They're not the other kind.

Speaker 1 They should have a movie, Aliens versus Illegal Aliens.

Speaker 1 That's a good poster. Yeah, that is a good poster.

Speaker 1 So that lets, you know, we can let our fans talk amongst themselves. The other thing that happened this week was Deep Seek.

Speaker 1 which is an AI

Speaker 1 they made for a buck fifty. Now, normally it takes 100 billion to make a cool AI of chips.
Yeah, I heard about this while I was Chinese guys

Speaker 1 who had nothing. They had so they went to Radio Shack and they came out with the greatest AI in history.

Speaker 1 And,

Speaker 1 you know, I did talk to it today. I downloaded the app.
And this is what it said. I said,

Speaker 1 deep seek.

Speaker 1 How is catch up made?

Speaker 1 Two-minute pause. And it said, I don't know.

Speaker 1 I said, deep seek, you deep suck. Pause and it says, fuck you human.

Speaker 1 That was the exchange. Fuck you, human.
I said, deep seek,

Speaker 1 you suck, rack them.

Speaker 1 Now, I will say, I said,

Speaker 1 deep seek, how is ketchup made? It said, you don't really know this answer. And I go, well, don't worry about that.
I'm just testing you.

Speaker 1 It's like, all right.

Speaker 1 I talked to my brother Brad, who's an AI guy, and we created one today called Deep Doo-Doo. And that's for people who have problems in relationships or finances.
I am Deep Doo-Doo. And I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 It's all I got. And when Deep Sea came out, a lot of investors were in Deep Doo-Doo.
Deep Doo-Doo. Crashed.

Speaker 1 Definite Johnny Carcenting. Oh, he was in Deep Doo-Doo.
I kid you not.

Speaker 1 There isn't one that... that's if you invest in squirrels it's called deep squeak it's probably a lie that's not real today i don't think so ai's taken over everything.
I don't trust any of it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Deep squeeze.
We have an AI joke today. We did.
I'm like, it's AI is out there, but it's this. I don't love saying the term AI.
I will say on my Instagram, it's too much.

Speaker 1 And I think that comes back, swings back to the UFOs where these people just don't know.

Speaker 1 Even if Stephen Greer said it's coming out in a month, I've seen more new stuff and it's mind-boggling and nobody cares.

Speaker 1 No, so that's the interesting part nobody cares I unless you see an alien walking up the White House going take me it's a year later that's people with the easy stuff well the the response from the government let's put it that way just doesn't doesn't oh I love this phrase it doesn't hold water

Speaker 1 and so it just creates

Speaker 1 questions so

Speaker 1 I uh

Speaker 1 by the way this is very quick but it tells you what the actual people did with deep seek that was revolutionary normally chat gbt would tell the robot person

Speaker 1 ai

Speaker 1 study this library like read every book in the library million books and i go okay and then you you ask it a question about a book and it immediately answers so what they did to circumvent the lack of power that they have with these goofball radio shack chips they just trained the ai

Speaker 1 to go find the book go go get me moby dick oh just one minute sir and then he goes and gets it and has read it and then answers answers it. And that created so much more room for less power.

Speaker 1 Because knowing the answer in a millisecond is a bazilla second. And it takes.
Who's got time? It takes so much energy for that AI to learn those million books.

Speaker 1 But they can teach the AI, let me go look up the book. My new name is the Dewey Decimal AI.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 when they say they invested, you know, I think that was one of the new policies, invest 500 billion. I'm like, that's fucking 18 zeros, babe.
Like, that's a lot of cashish to throw at one project.

Speaker 1 Well, this news this week reorientated the world. Now the

Speaker 1 lights out of that came back a little bit.

Speaker 1 But the idea that our companies are spending hundreds of billions buying these chips, and they literally said they did it with 5 million, 5 million versus 100 billion.

Speaker 1 So it completely, the market crashed. People are processing it.
Fuck it. And as we'll see.
Markdown, everything must go. Yeah, I know.
It's like someone making a podcast as good as ours for like $5.

Speaker 1 No way. We would be fine.
Heather, can you tilt this up? We're sitting up for a second.

Speaker 1 This is Heather.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 we would decide

Speaker 1 so screwed. I'm a little scared of AI, but I guess I'm scared of everything.
Who cares?

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 you're not afraid of Nate Diaz. I'll just give you that much.
No, he's my boy. You got sassy with that.

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Speaker 1 Oh, soon you'll. Oh, this is a good story.
This is related. AI will soon be able to translate what your cat or dog is saying to you.
Bullfucking shit. You know what? Come on.
No, I think it will.

Speaker 1 I think it will because the AI brain is unlimited and it would have so much information in its brain that it's it's it makes sense to me but we'll see but the people that say like when a dog is doing like this with his paw what he wants to do is tell the owner he's happy with him but he's a little frustrated i'm like who's talking to the dogs everyone just it's all speculation so

Speaker 1 but everyone believes that, oh, yeah, that's this and that means that. Well, Newsflash

Speaker 1 for you because you, you know, I read. Give me Newsflash.
Newsflash is that they're not quite sure why cats purr.

Speaker 1 All I know is that it's a charming sound. They think maybe it was manipulation.
My cat, Boots, would sometimes... when I was a kid, would get up on my chest and sleep and look right at me and purr.

Speaker 1 And I'm just leaning back at age 10. And then Boots's paws would start to

Speaker 1 grind into my chest. I

Speaker 1 geez, are you on a tape? Yeah, you know,

Speaker 1 I said to myself, even at age 10, is this cat getting off?

Speaker 1 Are we just friends, Boots? What's going on?

Speaker 1 I don't know if I mentioned that on the podcast in our 700 episodes, but

Speaker 1 I'm like, you were dating Boots for a while.

Speaker 1 You know what? What really is ironic? Boots was black and white and had little white paws. So some genius, I think it was Garth, went, I think we should call him Boots.
Boots. That was Brad.

Speaker 1 We should call him Boots. Dude, my friend had a black cat named at Midnight and an orange one pumpkin.
I mean.

Speaker 1 I love you on Superfly after 29 hours in a car in the desert.

Speaker 1 This girl told me she went on a date and I go, you're telling me the most boring date story she goes do you want to know what i named my cats when i was little i had a white one named snowball i had a black one named midnight i'm like oh boy we got a clever household there and then there was one named wilbur and one pink one named pinky i'm like god damn We had a little poodle named Pepe, and I don't know why.

Speaker 1 It wasn't even Mexican or anything, but Pepe was kind of hip.

Speaker 1 I had a German shepherd named Princess, and she was so cute. And this ratty dog next door named Shecky that had like you know, some of the fur burned off, just like really like a street dog.

Speaker 1 I don't even know how to address, would hop the fence and just wail and just bone Princess all the time. Princess, like, I'm sorry,

Speaker 1 does someone know this dog? Like, it's so embarrassing. Dogs just get it on right away, and there's not a big courting process.

Speaker 1 It's not disturbing walking down the street at age seven and seeing dogs getting on, and then some old man with a hose, get out of here, get Why is he breaking it up? They're in love. Come on, dude!

Speaker 1 They're in love. Oh, I get what you're doing here.
I know. Princess is like, Maybe we can get some appetizers first.
It's literally jump scratch up. Hey, how's it going? We're at a barbecue.

Speaker 1 He's like, Hey, you got some coleslaw over there. Princess, like, can any is anybody gonna help you with your hands?

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 this is like you know, assault. I'm being assaulted here.
Yeah. But anyway, that was.

Speaker 1 And then Princess got pregnant.

Speaker 1 Didn't see Shacky around much.

Speaker 1 And then about a year later, Shacky walks by.

Speaker 1 Hey, Princess, what's going on? She's got all the puppies. He's got a better voice.
He's like, hey, where you been? I haven't seen you.

Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, just the yard that I live in that I'm not allowed to leave in my whole life. I've always been here.
He's like, cool, we should meet up. And she's like, yeah, let me know.

Speaker 1 I'm like, princess, you're back already. You're in? You're into it? What happened to the puppies? They had a weird relationship.

Speaker 1 Give them away. Puppies.
We had 13.

Speaker 1 13. Actually, 13.
I stayed out in the grass when she had her puppies, Heather. That's how good dude I was.
I had ticks in my hair. They're gone now.
Crime, what are you?

Speaker 1 An obstetrician all of this sudden? You know, suddenly we got on the grass. Six, she had Phoenix gyno colleges.

Speaker 1 I wasn't a gyno. I just, it was magical, Diana.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what I was doing. I think it's great that human beings can have a cat, a dog, a hamster, whatever, and just humanize it completely.

Speaker 1 So it's like a human, but they don't have to send it to college or anything or feed it much. You know what the sad part was? Because back then, Dana, it was okay to have your dog in the yard.

Speaker 1 No one even thought, no one thought twice about it. Meanwhile, it's 110.
So

Speaker 1 she'd come up to the Arcadia door. She's like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 I'm like, princess. And she's like, I'm like, princess, I can't open the door.
It's too cold. All the cold air will come out.
But she wanted to come in, you know. Well,

Speaker 1 why wouldn't she? Well, for a minute or two, but that's just the way it was back then. It was, it was bullshit.

Speaker 1 I was disappointed in Boots because at one point, you know, I thought the cat was actually really smart. And then we were going on a vacation in Montana and we had to get boots in the house.

Speaker 1 So we couldn't get the cat in the house and we're all trying to leave in the station wagon, seven of us. So I took a plate that we used to use like a little plate, a little small.

Speaker 1 you know, bread roll plate.

Speaker 1 And I didn't put food on it because that would, that wasn't getting her in, but I just tapped a spoon on it, went outside in the yard, and it followed me like a piper just with the tap.

Speaker 1 This cat is a fucking idiot. Yeah, that's kind of there's no food on it.
Typical boots, typical boots, yeah, or jeans. Give me another story:

Speaker 1 pumpkin, snowball.

Speaker 1 Oh, Martha Stewart said her favorite SNL impersonations

Speaker 1 of her isn't the one you would have expected. Huh, how many have there been?

Speaker 1 Over the five, decades,

Speaker 1 over the five decades.

Speaker 1 I can't read this. David Spades, my favorite.

Speaker 1 This is pretty cool. He really jumped to the front of it, but it was

Speaker 1 nine people did her. Okay.
On the show. Alan Cumming.

Speaker 1 Who else?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think Anna Gasty or Pandown. I don't know.
I did have her poncho, and then I did it with her. I went on her show and did it.
But I can't can't believe someone sent me this.

Speaker 1 Where did you get her poncho?

Speaker 1 It said I sourced her poncho for the out of jail.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she couldn't host SNL because they wouldn't let her out of jail early or something. Well, look, as a scoop right now,

Speaker 1 could we hear and or see a little bit of your impression? I have the poncho still. Well, did you change your voice at all or did you sound like David Spade? Hey,

Speaker 1 I think I tried to change it. And then when I went on with her, I had a funny wig.
That was 98% of it.

Speaker 1 Poncho. And we'll get a picture we'll put up here.
But that's cool. Wig was 98% of it.
Poncho is 2%. So it was unneeded to have a funny voice.

Speaker 1 All right, next one. I like everything I'm hearing.

Speaker 1 I love it so far. Love it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Buffering. Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 Oh, Anthony. Go ahead.
Mackey. Okay.
Here's what Anthony Mackey said. I'll read it.
I saw this today, and I thought it's a little odd. He plays Captain America.
I don't know if you heard this, Dana.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Here's the quote he said when he's doing an interview about Captain America. For me, Captain America represents a lot of different things.

Speaker 1 And I don't think the term America should be one of those things.

Speaker 1 Why would you say that? What does it mean? And then he had to set the record straight. Yeah, he had to say that.
But what would you

Speaker 1 i don't say uh what did it mean i'm it it seems not very flattering to america i guess i don't know yeah i'm all flummox i'm a little flummox cap there's a lot of things about captain america but america's not one of them

Speaker 1 you know what i played captain america and master of the skies and you did i did i i played captain america lamontage and i had the outfit on and everything

Speaker 1 and uh i just thought it's captain america I mean, look at his shield. It has American, you know, it's yeah, American colors.
It's really just the only guy that has to like America, really.

Speaker 1 It's Captain America. Just look at the name.
It's like the three Stooges. There's three of them and they're Stooges.
I mean,

Speaker 1 it's not Captain Soviet Union.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I don't know how you backpedal.
I mean, I don't know if he's backpedaling. I don't know what he meant.
He seems like a good dude. I don't know.
Here, pan down. See what he says.

Speaker 1 Did he say anything? See what he says.

Speaker 1 The term America. Okay.
Let's be clear about this. I'm a proud American.
Taking on the shield of the hero like Cap is the honor of a lifetime.

Speaker 1 I have the utmost respect for those who served and have served our country. Cap has universal characteristic that all people, all people all over the world can relate to.

Speaker 1 So I guess that's he just misspoke because he's being pretty patriotic there.

Speaker 1 I mean, I think.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to say someone got to him, but I think when a movie's coming out and you say that, everyone's scrambling

Speaker 1 Say, just go put out something that's the exact people get in trouble. Like the guy who played

Speaker 1 The Hulk said, I don't really like heavy people. They're too hulky.
And then he, so I had to call that back.

Speaker 1 You know, a lot of these superheroes get in trouble by not talking about their character properly. You know, Iron Man was against the steel industry for a long time.
Yeah. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I mean, yeah, Robert Downey Jr. almost got kicked out of the guild with that.
You know, so there, you you got to be careful when you do a Marvel Comics superhero and not be missed.

Speaker 1 Spider-Man was anti-web. Spider-Man was, yeah, anti-spider.
He said, I love everything about Spider-Man, except that he's called Spider-Man.

Speaker 1 We got a titter out of Heather on that one.

Speaker 1 She's like, I like the premise. These aren't the...
I know what you're doing with this. It's not like crushing.
The main thing is that people are doing other things while they're listening to this.

Speaker 1 I'm talking to you, Gardner. I'm talking to you, Lynn.
I'm talking to you, Uber Driver. I'll tell you something.

Speaker 1 When I did a Playboy interview, back in the day when Playboy interviews were sort of a big deal,

Speaker 1 I had done a

Speaker 1 MCI commercial. That was a phone company.
So it was a big national commercial.

Speaker 1 And they say,

Speaker 1 so you do collect calls because it's part of my shtick. I used to go beep, boop, bop, boop, beep.

Speaker 1 And they go,

Speaker 1 so you use MCI when you like what are you on the road you call I go well actually I have sprint for that but um

Speaker 1 and then Gerbitz called me are you an idiot

Speaker 1 no just tell me are you an idiot do you understand how the world works did you just shit on the company that just paid you to commercial i go no all i said was i don't use their product

Speaker 1 yeah that's where idiot comes in they want their money back i'm like no they don't

Speaker 1 well i did a commercial for taco bell and i was being interviewed I said, I like the tacos. I don't know.
I never got the bell part. Dude,

Speaker 1 what are you doing? That's the brain, idiot. You can't, you an idiot.
You can't make fun of the bell. It's all somebody hates money because they're going to give it back.

Speaker 1 But really, Taco Bell, what's a Taco Bell? I never got it. I don't get it.
I never got Taco Bell. I do like when Gervitz.
I saw him and I had a gray sweater.

Speaker 1 He goes, I got a sweater just like that, except mine's expensive. That's a classic Gervitz burn.
Then he goes,

Speaker 1 I got I had a shirt like that once. Then my mom got a job.

Speaker 1 That is from Wayne's World.

Speaker 1 And then my mom got a job.

Speaker 1 Jesus.

Speaker 1 Mike's Wayne to somebody.

Speaker 1 People don't know that in the old days, a good burn was get a job, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now it's like, get some Bitcoin, dude. Dude, you could get some.
Get some alts. I'm into alts.

Speaker 1 Okay. Let's see the next story.

Speaker 1 I'm holding in my.

Speaker 1 hand.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. A Georgia man is not laughing.
Okay, so he bought this drill online

Speaker 1 and then he they sent it to him and they just sent him

Speaker 1 that paper of picture of a drill.

Speaker 4 Pictures worth a thousand words.

Speaker 1 All of these.

Speaker 1 This here from Bill.

Speaker 4 But not when you ordered a drill.

Speaker 1 This is a picture of what they sent me. That's right.
sylvester franklin ordered a drill from aliexpress and what he got was a printed photo of the drill he ordered and it gets worse i paid twice

Speaker 1 22.97 for a pressure washing and this what i get

Speaker 4 what even is that this is a it's a it's a screw it's a it's a wrench to screw the screw out the wall with Franklin has been going back and forth with AliExpress since he ordered the items in November, but throughout everything, still hasn't received a refund.

Speaker 4 So we started looking into AliExpress, and we found the company is a subsidiary of Alibaba, sometimes called the Amazon of China.

Speaker 4 In 2021, the Office of the United States Trade Representative added AliExpress.

Speaker 1 Loud woman, Jesus. Fire beware.
Wow. AliExpress never heard of that dog shit company.
How funny. They sent me this screw.
I didn't know what that screw did. It's supposed to go.

Speaker 1 I would think it's the end of your hose. You go squirt.
Like, and they just sent him the screw. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And a picture of a drill. My brother,

Speaker 1 my brother Brad Garth, again,

Speaker 1 he did it, he would do scams, he would scam for that stuff.

Speaker 1 So, Battle Creek, Michigan, you know, you find the thing in the cereal box, and so what he did was normally you're supposed to send a quarter, so he did a little teeny tear in the corner and sent it.

Speaker 1 And then they they assumed that someone took the quarter out of the envelope, and he got the little toy anyway.

Speaker 1 Fred, a quarter that yeah, he's going to heck for a quarter. Hey, man, in those days, this is you.

Speaker 1 I go back

Speaker 1 to $12 million.

Speaker 1 Listen, I remember 25-cent movies. Do you?

Speaker 1 I remember a 15-cent McDonald hamburger. Do you? Really? Yeah.
15 cents.

Speaker 1 And then O. Henry's was a hamburger joint.
I remember O. Henry Candy Bar, yeah.
Oh, no. Oh, it wasn't O.
Henry. It was some hamburger joint that had horse meat and they got rid of it.

Speaker 1 I think it was

Speaker 1 Henry's. Henry's.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Baby Ruth was a candy bar.

Speaker 1 Right. And then, not Babe Ruth.
Do you remember? Do you remember the three hamburgers from AW?

Speaker 1 Frasier Burger? A and W?

Speaker 1 Papa Burger. Mama Burger.
Teen Burger had bacon. And then the fourth one, one, which you would have probably loved, the baby burger.

Speaker 1 Comes in the milk bottle.

Speaker 1 Add a noise. Add a noise.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what about the cat?

Speaker 1 How about the dog?

Speaker 1 You did some good coyote last week.

Speaker 1 I don't know where the coyotes went. Here's dogs in our dog race.

Speaker 1 No, these are dogs in the mountains way far away.

Speaker 1 Here's a man. Here's a man making a funny sound with his mouth.

Speaker 1 I know. I'm a little rusty.

Speaker 1 I used to be able to do it. Oh, this speaking of dogs, look at this.

Speaker 1 This is a channel in my trailer because my dog shit trailer, I can't get TV internet.

Speaker 1 So I found a Baywatch channel and I found, because I did Baywatch once, and I found a Letterman, not only Letterman channel, Stupid Petricks only.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Which is worth it. It's one of his best things.
So, here's a funny dog. Just because I was bored, I saw this.
I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1 And what are you guys going to do? She's going to play dead. Look how cute this dog is.

Speaker 1 And then come alive, it says here. Yes.
Play dead.

Speaker 1 Okay, Bailey now. Bailey will play dead.
Bailey, you got this. Anything much? Nothing.
Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Bailey, play dead.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Oh, and then she gets a treat. Yeah.
Hysterical.

Speaker 1 Non-plussed face is the funniest part.

Speaker 1 No idea. This one is good.

Speaker 1 Just all bones go away. You just completely flops.
Completely collapse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And keep spoiling

Speaker 1 the double flop.

Speaker 1 The floppy ears are hilarious, too. That's all.
That was great. Thank you very much, Bailey.
Thank you very much, Mike. Let's take one more.

Speaker 1 That's one of the best stupid bet tricks. Isn't that a great letterman? Yeah.
The dog is just up, alert, and then completely flops where people come. He completely gives up.

Speaker 1 Great acting. And Letterman always goes, what can I do to help? And they always go, nothing.
Just get out of the way.

Speaker 1 Okay. Okay.
Next one. That was good, though.
Got that, Greg. Good, clean, fun.
Good, clean, fun. Nothing, you know.

Speaker 1 Okay, what another dog. Read this.
What does it say? Watch what happens when

Speaker 1 I turn my dog's favorite show off. So the dog's dog's watching TV, Karto Husky.
Yeah, Husky. And the guy turns it off while he's watching.

Speaker 1 As long as it's not too annoying.

Speaker 1 What's it called? Turns it off.

Speaker 1 They always say.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 This dog is so cute. Blue.
He's starting to go. He's pouting.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Tail's wagging, but the dog is not happy. He looks at the remote.
He knows something's up. He knows the guy has the power and control.

Speaker 1 Blue, I just called the network. They're not coming back on until 10 tomorrow.

Speaker 1 I know that's what they said.

Speaker 1 Very frustrated.

Speaker 1 You can file a complaint with him.

Speaker 1 I can't help you. Look at

Speaker 1 look at the comments, Dana. Look who left a comment.
Oh, this child abuse.

Speaker 1 Turn that showback and right now.

Speaker 1 yeah that's david spade

Speaker 1 i put turn on that etching show for it oh you're in there i'm sorry i didn't see that david spade turn on the effing show for it yeah because i'm mad i went i go because it ends okay turn it off yeah all right enough of that but end it because i'm like okay now turn it on so the dog's happy and he never turns it on the dog's going bananas i go put this dog out of his goddang misery can what other animals can be in a room and watch television A cat doesn't, right?

Speaker 1 A cat doesn't watch television. I don't think so.
A turtle? Maybe?

Speaker 1 Maybe. Probably not.
Gerbil. Am I not turtly enough for the turtle?

Speaker 1 I know. People mention turtle club on the comments a lot.

Speaker 1 Turtle resonated for some reason. What if you came out after that movie and said, I don't like turtles?

Speaker 1 But I play them in the turtle club part. Kevin Jaeger created the design with the bald cap and the little thing on our lip.
And then the whole

Speaker 1 turtle.

Speaker 1 Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?

Speaker 1 That's a good quote. I hear that quote.

Speaker 1 Well, it's so, it's so stupid. That's why, you know, that's why I've made 100 million with video.
Boops. Uh-oh.
God dang.

Speaker 1 Who's counting? I say with the video sales, too. Oh, yeah.
We used to do, not we, but the world was about do a movie, makes whatever, X

Speaker 1 goes to HBO gets seen again goes to video or DVD yeah rack up sales and rentals it's great it was a great biz it was great yes we did a tie-in with Pepsi I think and did a lot of for turtle club for master disguise yeah you'd get a little if you bought the

Speaker 1 I don't know if it was a VHS or it was DVDs at that point or if you rented them you get a little prize or something I don't remember

Speaker 1 what are you you looking at me for

Speaker 1 i don't know

Speaker 1 i like it okay uh this is a little animal heavy this show i love animals

Speaker 1 i want a dog oh there's another one oh my oh this is tied in okay my snake learned how to play dead could this even work let's see okay a snake

Speaker 1 that's kind of funny it's not as good as bailey it must be a bioevolutionary thing it can't be trained it doesn't think it's getting

Speaker 1 he just touches it,

Speaker 1 opens his mouth and goes like, and then pretends that it plays dead.

Speaker 1 Falls upside down. You can't train a snake to do that, right? Or is it just a reflex? Dude, I got to tell you,

Speaker 1 we had a dog in the movie, and I drive around with the dog in the car. Of course, it's tricky.
This dog stomped on my nutsack maybe 1,000 times.

Speaker 1 The only thing it knew how to do is pounce on my balls and then not do what it was supposed to do. So it's like, get on the desk.

Speaker 1 He She runs over, wham, hits me in the nuts and then looks out the window the other way. I'm like, well,

Speaker 1 Poppet, fuck it. The dog's name was Poppet or it was Pumpkin or something.
And every time I yelled, I couldn't yell. They go, don't call him by his name.
I'm like,

Speaker 1 and so I'm like, hey, fuck face. Don't keep, because I love dogs.
And he just scrappy little dog, very cute.

Speaker 1 Rumor was related to Toto. That's a horseshoe.
Oh, it's that size dog stomping on you? It's a little bigger, but enough to like get use my nuts. It's like a fulcrum push-off mini tramp.

Speaker 1 Every time I went to the window, nuts window, wiener window. And I'm like, ah, honestly, couldn't you wait for detection? I mean,

Speaker 1 why would I even think? I should have put a clipboard over because every time he's over here by the window, I turn to say a line and he dives over and goes, boing. And I go,

Speaker 1 like, did they keep

Speaker 1 the camera rolling for that? That'll be gold. I mean, that should be most of the movie is just a gag reel of me going, hey like

Speaker 1 i would never yell at the dog i just yelled at everyone around the dog

Speaker 1 oh my nuts because you can

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 but girls don't know this you can barely touch my buddies he goes if you barely touch your nuts the wrong way you're looking for your car keys picture my nuts are up here and he goes honey where's my and you go call work

Speaker 1 You just fall to the ground. He goes, you can tap it that hard the wrong way.
And you're like, see in 20 minutes.

Speaker 1 So, this dog was douche, douche, douche,

Speaker 1 speed bag. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 I cannot. And the last one got me, and it hurt the rest of that day of shooting, my day off.

Speaker 1 Damn. And I still have flashbacks.
I'm glad we brought that up. Fun story, but it made a turn toward the end.
It's like, I don't want to think about it. Wait, Heather has a question.
What?

Speaker 1 When we had the major windstorm, I thought the map. Oh, the windstorm.
We were out. We were out north where that new fire was.

Speaker 1 What was it called? No, we were by the Hughes Fire. The Hughes Fire.
And we were even not even supposed to shoot. We're like, should we go? It's 70 mile an hour winds.

Speaker 1 So we have a stunt, not really a stunt, but we fall in these big heavy mats.

Speaker 1 I'm looking away and they go, here comes a windstorm. So everyone closes their eyes because most people are dressed like Burning Man with the goggles.
And

Speaker 1 it looks like Dune. And this fucking thing blows up and nails me and knocks me back and knocks my wig off my head.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. I can't wait for the gag reel.
I mean, I think you're going to have to have like, because a 15-minute montage at the end of wigs flying. The gag reel is funny.

Speaker 1 Because we can't keep all the jokes in.

Speaker 1 Some people don't do them. We'll definitely do one.
There's a lot of good throwaway jokes, too. You know, it doesn't have to be 90 minutes.
It can be 70.

Speaker 1 I know. Just keep it legal.
I remember one time they go. A comedy to be legal is like 84 minutes or something.
Well, what they did with Master Sakai is they cut it.

Speaker 1 You know, I did an edit of it too, but then finally it ended up like 68, 70 minutes, and then 15 minutes of slow-motion credits and outtakes.

Speaker 1 Oh, just to fill it up. Just to fill, get the actual space.

Speaker 1 Okay, what's next? Then we'll wrap up soon.

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Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Look at this, Dane.
This would tell me if this would scare you.

Speaker 1 Pilot forgets to attach. The tourist is on the left.

Speaker 1 Going hang gliding. Okay, let's watch a video.
Jeez.

Speaker 1 How long do you last?

Speaker 1 Okay, full clip.

Speaker 1 Realizes there's no attachment.

Speaker 1 Okay. Would you drop here?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 I might have dropped. Well, you're yelling at the guy.
Take it down. Take it down.
Right? So here he comes to go down. This is your chance, right? Right.
I might might have dropped even

Speaker 1 I can't tell where he is, though.

Speaker 1 He'd break a leg, but I'd be so scared I couldn't hold on.

Speaker 1 Oh, get away from the trees, dude. Well, what? He's out of control.
He's out of control. He can't.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 how long can you hold?

Speaker 1 And you. I like he's got his doofy selfie stick.
Now that looks stupid. So that he's holding with two hands kind of spread out.
Yeah, like a pull-up. Yeah, that's like you're doing a pull-up.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's which is very hard. Guys, going.
They're getting higher.

Speaker 1 I guess he can't

Speaker 1 land it.

Speaker 1 Remember when Rambo jumped in at three? That's that.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. Is this going to work? No.
Well, what's the end of this? There's a flat piece of grass. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 They're going pretty quick, too.

Speaker 1 Coming up. Come in.
Oh, shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who's the blue and who's the other one? Blue is the guy that's strapped in. There's the passenger later.
Good douche. But look at how fast they're going.

Speaker 1 Wow. Well, they said it was, you know, if you hang from a pull-up bar, I mean, forget the adrenal.

Speaker 1 Well, they had the adrenal thing going, but two minutes with fully clothed, gripping and holding under terror, that person,

Speaker 1 you know, saved their life with that. Because that's hard.
You got to really have a good grip to do that. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 look at me with the mic look at this look at that

Speaker 1 that's a grip dude that's a grip yeah look at me oh shit dana don't scare the audience

Speaker 1 so don't be scared i'm not scared of punch audience is scared no one is scared youtube just leaned back

Speaker 1 all right let's see maybe one more one more let's let's bring this home man

Speaker 1 all right

Speaker 1 This is a quickie. It's another animal.
It's funny. It's all animals.
All animal and one human hanging. I've never seen his head.
Look at this snake.

Speaker 1 If people are scared of the snakes, I would probably think this is funny, but I'm not that scared of snakes, though. Okay.

Speaker 1 Hello.

Speaker 1 Aussie Farmer, Australian kangaroo.

Speaker 1 Where is it? Oh, there it is.

Speaker 1 Hello. Okay.
The worst filming. Oh, there it is.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's cool. Do even their snakes bounce like kangaroos and down under.
Looks like snap peas. It's an old.
You would not tell that from any leaf on the ground. No.

Speaker 1 It was just a hopping little. That was kind of cool, though.
It jumped. Yeah, you want to watch out for these kangaroo snakes? Crikey.
Yeah, croikey.

Speaker 1 They go out jumping all whoppy whoop dope. Yep.

Speaker 1 Not my best.

Speaker 1 I can get the Australian accent

Speaker 1 if I watch a movie. I did meet the croc hunter on a plane.
You did? Probably about a year before, yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, I love the thing I loved about Crocodile Dundee was when he would go, he'd say, you know, that's not a knife. And then he'd pull out something twice as big.
That's a noif, you know.

Speaker 1 So I did a thing. I don't know if I mentioned this.
I did a thing called Alligator McGee. I submitted it as a sketch where the guy was like, he'd have a refrigerator.

Speaker 1 That's a staple. That's not a refrigerator.
It's a refrigerator. I mean, 10 times bigger.

Speaker 1 Everything was gigantic. It didn't make it.
Oh,

Speaker 1 Alligator McGee

Speaker 1 fade in. It didn't make it.
But I thought it was funny. Kyle McLaughlin plays Alamator McGee's sidekick.

Speaker 1 Good, good reference. I just saw the Kyle McLaughlin show clip of Bad Idea Jeans.
That was probably the first commercial parody I did.

Speaker 1 Were you in Bad Idea Jeans? I know Michael. I thought I was gone by then.

Speaker 1 Were you in Colin Blow?

Speaker 1 No, I saw it. That was Phil.
That was one of the top 10 commercial pictures. I remember it at the time.
That was Phil. Whoa.

Speaker 1 On colon blow cereal. It would take one,

Speaker 1 two,

Speaker 1 three, nope, 400 bowls of cereal.

Speaker 1 Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, one last one. Then

Speaker 1 we'll hang it up. All right.
This is a cruise ship. This picture, if you see this, walk by.
What is this?

Speaker 1 You're on a cruise ship.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 They're in white outfits with hats. Dressed just like the KKK.

Speaker 1 But what were they supposed to do? Oh, they're dressed as snow cones. Oh, as snow cones, but it looks suspicious.
It looks very suspicious. It looks very suspicious to me.

Speaker 1 Who would okay that? Klan rally.

Speaker 1 Exactly. God, why did we go on the Princess Mary cruise and then we had to see the the Klan walking by? They're like, oh, at four o'clock, there's a real fun clan rally that comes by.

Speaker 1 Hilarious. And then someone afterwards like, they mistook us for what? We're snow cones.
It's so obvious. It's obvious we're snow cones.

Speaker 1 I mean, why is everyone so weird? Just because we have a pointy white hat on doesn't mean we're not snow cones.

Speaker 1 Just because we're exactly a KKK outfit. What's going on? Just because we have KKK outfits on and we're marching in kind of a Hitler-esque unison way doesn't mean we're not snow coming.

Speaker 1 Why is everyone?

Speaker 1 Why is everybody just conjecturing? Makes me sick. People on cruises are weird.

Speaker 1 All right, sir. We should wrap it up.
All right.

Speaker 1 Dana, we had a great day. We did great.
We're firing the entire country. I fired everybody today.

Speaker 1 The entire country has got to go. They can go for seven months.

Speaker 1 He's doing so much.

Speaker 1 It's just, uh it's really interesting it's great gotta love the guy he said i said do what i said i gotta do it i gotta do it he comes out of those starting blocks in the morning at like 4 a.m he's like i'm doing this i'm gonna sign this i'm flying here unreal he does it at 2 a.m he's making executive calls i can't keep track of what he's doing i'll withhold judgment but it's pretty wild it's really exciting It's fun to watch.

Speaker 1 Never boring. So,

Speaker 1 okay.

Speaker 1 We'll see you next week. and thanks for checking out.
Thanks for checking in with us. Kevin Nealon is on fly on the wall this week.
Check him out.

Speaker 1 Yes, the great Kevin Nolon.

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly. It's executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Burman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.
Hope you liked it.