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Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my giggly G-Wagons?

I feel like you've seen a lot of G-Wagons going to the Hamptons.

Oh my God, it's so many of the same cars

as a fellow driver.

I'm like, hi, hi, fellow drivers.

Oh, I didn't even put that together.

Like, I'm like, what in the hell?

This is the thing I passed on Friday, and we've moved on.

Congratulations.

What does it feel like

to be a citizen?

Love when you interview me.

Oh, like a partially functioning adult, yeah, like a contributing member of society.

Hopefully, I don't contribute too much because then people won't be safe.

But, um, you know, I thought about this because a lot of people are listening, thinking, Hannah, how did you do this?

How did you overcome your fears?

Where did you take it again?

Wantua, Long Island.

Okay.

I want to let people know mental health moment.

I passed my driver's test at 33.

I

am an inspiration

in that,

you know, when you just like define yourself as something, like, I'm Anna, I'm many things.

But driver, I am not.

And I was like, she's quirky, she's silly, but she can't drive.

And that's Hannah.

And like, that's who I am.

And I said, who am I to question that?

I really wish that every time you met someone, a 15-second, like.

she's silly.

She's cool.

She likes to go to school.

Yeah, like it's new girl like and it's Jessica Deb.

Like I wish like you knew what you were getting into kind of like what did they pick tonally like

what's the aesthetic?

It's like a trailer before you go on a date like what the relationship's gonna be.

No, that was me.

That was my character.

And then I stopped and I said, you know what?

I can change myself today.

I can be someone new today.

And look, is it off-brand?

Was it off-brand for me to get married?

Yeah, everyone's still confused about it.

But you know what?

I keep people on their fucking toes.

Just when you think you get a hold of me, I've changed and I've evolved.

But I'd say this summer is my mental health summer of improving as a person.

You're kidding.

I didn't know that.

I didn't say that out loud because it wasn't really happening.

Was sorry.

Let me just back it up here.

Was this an intention?

Nope, let me put it in reverse.

Let me three-point turn it for a minute.

I know exactly what you're referencing.

Parallel it for me, parallel it.

But make sure you check your blind spot.

Wait, why is that going to stick?

Check your blind spot.

Not me checking my blind spot 800 times.

The driver says, like, did you see?

There's a blind spot.

You got to check it.

Check it again.

You know, that's the one piece of advice my dad gave me before I went to take my road test.

He was like, I think you're gonna fail.

Everyone in our family thinks you're gonna fail, but keep checking your blind spot.

We have the same family.

We have the same family.

And for people who don't know, I did pass it once when I was 24, but I rammed the curb at the end.

And my dad was like, I don't feel safe with you on the road.

So I never had actual confidence.

And I basically was like, look, I'm getting lessons and I'm actually going to have confidence in my driving and become a good driver.

Yeah.

Des and and I must have parallel parked like

a hundred times.

You know, it is a sport.

Like it is actually a sport.

Like there's NASCAR, there's F1.

So like it is out of your character to not drive and to also not be like amazing at it, I feel like.

Also, because I'm from New York City, not to play the New York City card, but like a lot of my friends don't have licenses.

Right.

You don't need them.

So at 33, like I can only be so good at driving with the lack of experience that I've been in a car.

Like at one point, Des was like, how do you not have spatial awareness?

And I'm like, cuz I literally never every time I'm in a car.

Do you want to know what it's almost slightly similar to, which you hate?

Don't say frisbee.

Skiing.

No, you're so right.

Yeah, because you do have to have, like, you have to check your blind spot.

You have to have such like spatial awareness.

And like one mistake, you could die

one tree you're out

wow that got dark that got really

but like that's why i love i love jazz i love stand-up you could you kind of mess your way into it make mistakes but keep going this there's no room for error and especially learning older like i feel like when you're 16 you're like all the kids are doing it let's go to sonic and Well, you're also similar to skiing, you're not as nervous to fall.

Do you know what I mean?

Like you're not

16, you're like, oh, didn't even know.

I almost just got off like a one way, like oopsie.

But when you're an adult, you're like,

everyone will die.

And when you crash when you're 16, your parents do the paperwork for you.

Like, I have to deal with the paperwork now.

Like, I didn't realize, like, I have to deal with insurance.

One time I was like,

I think I was like 17.

I might have even been, I might have even been 18.

And I was pulling out of a parking spot and someone was like driving by.

And I mean, I rammed right into them.

I rammed into like the back of their car, though.

Not like I didn't.

You didn't get like their whole family.

Yeah, I didn't like T-bone them or anything.

I literally hit like the bumper.

But I got out of the car, and that was the first time I had ever done that or ever been in like an accident like that.

Bender bender.

And I cried so much because I was in

such

shock of like that I did that to this lady that she literally was like, it's less hassle to deal with you.

And I'm just gonna go.

She's like, I'm gonna pay you to leave me alone.

I was like, Wait a minute, let me call my dad.

Like, I'll know exactly what to do.

I think she also heard my dad being like, God damn it.

You go, Can you hold my hand?

And we pray to St.

Anthony together.

She's like, Leave me alone.

Don't get religion into this.

He was like, Are you kidding me?

I'm like, Okay, so he's like, I need to come here.

I also, I had a really bad, embarrassing driving test experience when,

how old was I?

A couple years ago, where I was practicing with Des and Des was like, you're not ready.

And I wasn't ready.

And I was trying to just like wing it like I did the previous one.

Yeah.

And I just immediately started and took a too tight of a turn.

And the guy was like, you're going too fast.

And that was too tight of a turn.

Turn around.

You're not.

And I was like, what?

You're done.

You're not.

You're not.

When I tell you, and it's so embarrassing, there's a line of like 40 cars.

Everyone's watching you.

Clearly, I fucked up so bad.

He was like, I've seen what I needed to see.

I've seen what I needed to see.

So, like, you're embarrassed.

Anyway,

but of course, you know, with me, it's never, there's always a little bit of drama.

Yeah.

So we get there.

I'm feeling good.

I take my beta blocker.

It's kicking in.

I'm feeling zen as fuck, like the calmest you could be.

And the way the test starts is there's a red light in front of a really busy road.

And I'm in my head, I'm like, trigger blind spot, like make sure you cross over the arms,

don't T-bone anyone.

Like I have a zillion things in my head.

We're at the red light, and all these cars are passing by, and then the cars, there's no cars, but it's still a red light.

And I'm like, in my head, like, I think you're supposed to turn right on red in Long Island.

But this was, I did not factor this into the test.

Like, I was like,

like, hardwiring, not sure what to do.

But I'm like, it's okay.

It'll turn red eventually.

Like, I mean, it'll turn green soon.

It felt like 10 minutes.

I'm sitting in silence with this.

Anyone behind you?

I think there was, but no one was honking.

But like, it was the beginning of the test.

And I just basically was like, I couldn't get myself to go on a red light.

Like, I just felt, I just freaked out and just froze.

Well, because that is too, not to defend you, but like in New York, it is different all over.

Like in New York City, you can't go right on red.

In Albany, you can go right on red.

In Long Island, like, I don't know if you can in Long Island.

In my head, you can.

You're supposed to.

But I don't, because when in doubt, I will be fearful.

Yeah.

When in high pressure situations, I will be scared.

And I was immediately like, I'm not going.

I'm not moving.

Yeah.

I will freeze.

I will.

When a challenge comes my way, I will

paralyze.

I'm paralyzed.

I will fold like a cheap beach chair under the pressure.

So Des is watching this like, oh my fucking God.

Like, he's like, she's already.

Wait, how is he watching?

So he leaves the car and he's standing there and watches me leave to start the test.

Okay, gotcha.

It looks so embarrassing.

Then also, you know me, I'm like, do I make a joke?

Like, so the guy looks at me.

I give him my ID and he looks at me and he goes, is this you?

Which was a weird thing to say, but I was wearing my hair in a ponytail, so I go, Yep, that's just me with a ponytail now.

And he like kind of giggled because the gigglers told me to put my hair up and wear long earrings so they can see that you're checking all your mirrors.

No, the gigglers are witches.

I pulled all the stops

and they were sardine.

You've never worn a long earring in your time.

Never.

I ordered sardine earrings.

You would have hated them.

But it made me like funny, but also grounded.

You know, like I love animals.

She loves classical music.

Like, I was trying to be someone I wasn't in this protest.

What was the outfit that you picked?

Oh, my God.

So, my driver, shout out, Greg, who I have to get a present for.

I'm so stressed.

He told me not to dress too nice.

Okay.

As a woman.

So, like, they said the men to dress nice, like, button up, but if you're a woman, if you dress too, like, sexy, they judge you.

It's like literally female stand-ups.

Oh my God.

That's what he said.

So I just wore like a t-shirt and honestly I wore basically what I'm wearing right now.

I looked like a teenager.

A t-shirt and shorts?

T-shirt and shorts, hair-ups, sardine earrings.

Okay.

Actually, now they say it out loud.

I don't trust that girl.

I don't trust her at all.

She's up to something.

She's trying too hard.

Nothing makes sense.

You're not driving my child to school.

No, you're making me die.

So wait four hours for this red to turn green.

No, but it felt like we're literally in silence.

And I'm like, you know, I've, I've, when was the last time I sat in silence?

No, I'm literally, I have tears.

So I get on the road and I am in the zone.

Like, I'm like, you've trained your, you've trained trained all week for this.

And like, also, I didn't have to tell the gigglers.

Like I could have done this like undercover, but yeah.

And yes, it added, it added so much more stress to my life, but it is,

well, the reward is so much greater.

Yeah.

And it also, I'm sure, relieved a lot of stress.

Relieved stress.

Also, I felt like if I failed, at least it would be good content for Giggler Squad.

Thank God.

Thank God.

So honestly, like, I was feeling myself.

I was turning.

He goes, Parallel Park.

I did it pretty far away from the curb.

like, didn't try to get fancy.

And then I drove up, nailed the three-point turn beautifully.

Yeah,

those are always my favorite.

No, I actually was starting to have fun with it.

I was like,

you were like making it your own.

Then, you know, when you start showing off and you're like, I'm going to do one more blind spot check just for fun,

I'm going to twerk, back it up.

You need anything?

You good?

Okay.

Welcome to the Hanamobile.

So then we're turning back and I'm feeling like,

I'm feeling the happiest I've ever felt in my life.

Like,

better than my Netflix special.

Like, I, I don't know.

I'm like, dreams, you computer.

You're euphoria.

I'm euphoric, but I'm also high as fuck on beta blockers.

Also, is that legal?

Anyway.

So then he goes, okay, pull in and does the standing there.

And immediately I'm like, do not hit the fucking curb.

Like, do not hit the fucking curb.

So I, like, pull in, and I'm like

beautiful far far from the curb i'm pretty far from the curb okay which is not good yeah but i'm like i nailed my parallel park i nailed all my turns

but then the guys like we don't tell you if you passed or failed um you'll see it online tonight at 6 p.m because apparently new yorkers have been assaulting the testing people when they failed like the guys like you failed and they'd be like what the fuck you talking about and like fight them it's not funny it's it's not funny

it's truly disgusting is what it is

but also also i need andy and a camera

because what the do you mean

that the goddamn dmv can't tell you if you passed or failed because they're afraid for their lives also like i'm wearing sardine earrings like i'm not hurting anybody i'm like a cat i'm more scared of you than you are

You know, like, but I also, I do understand, like, I don't want the people feeling like if they tell someone they failed, that they might get hurt.

That's fucking crazy.

That's insane.

But then I have to have diarrhea for the next six hours.

Right.

It's like, okay, well, why don't you send me the email?

And, like, also, like, can you give me a blank?

Like, give me like a, like.

Yeah, like, you're like, okay, but, yeah, like, give me something.

Give me a smile.

Literally be a girl's girl for once in your life.

Bro, like, do you support women?

Do you, you already know it's hard for us to drive?

You already know we're struggling out here.

And

you already know also I'm PMS.

I'm PMSing so bad.

Actually, my period was four days late.

So I'm pregnant at that point.

Okay.

And like, I have literally something.

Sorry, where's the baby on board sticker?

Mind you.

The second I passed my test, I got my period.

Because, you know, when your body's like so stressed out, it like can't even ovulate.

So, anyway, he leaves the car, and I walk out of the car, and I look at Des and I'm like,

She's that girl.

I was like, She did it.

He goes, That's crazy because the beginning and the end, the only parts I saw, you completely fucked up.

No, and that man keeps you humble.

That man

grounds me.

No, keeps your feet firmly planted, and it's it's beautiful.

But then we obviously go to a diner after, as one does, after you take a road test in Wantaw, you find the nearest diner, and we sit there, and I'm like, I passed.

And he's like, you didn't take a write on red, and you like, we're 200 feet from the curb at the end.

He goes, that can't be good.

So then we're Googling.

Like, we're deep in red.

Yeah, like, it's a series of points, right?

And it's literally not to say, like, I'm an Olympian, but, like, it's giving Simone Biles gymnastics.

Yeah, you made one mistake, but how many points do they feel like deducting that day?

Because, yeah, if you do one bad turn, they could also deduct for careless driving.

Look.

Yeah, the world is really their oyster.

They can get on power trips, and this man gave me nothing.

Now that you passed, they should probably, probably be replaced by AI.

Oh,

like driving tests.

Okay, Paige, that's.

Sorry, did I go too hard?

And actually, well, let's have your job taken away.

You go, and you're done.

But also, I were mean to my friend, and so now I'm sending a robot.

But also, I was trying to wait until like you basically get self-driving cars.

And they basically have like self-driving cars now.

But anyway, that's a whole nother scary issue.

So we're sitting at the diner, literally, like people saying, like, yeah, if you don't turn a right on the red, that's considered like slowing down traffic, which is 10 points.

and i'm i've convinced myself i failed at that point because i've des whose you know foot is on my neck like my soldier my biggest op my biggest op at that point doesn't believe in me thinks i'm lying about it going well he goes so with the parking spot how good did you park i was like i did it i did it i don't then i'm questioning myself i'm like did i do it

no and this is how they get you

and this is part of the driving test you have to fight your own demons yeah oh my God.

So then I'm going to my mom's play on Shelter Island for the Historical Society.

She wrote, directed, acted, sang in it.

You are literally a woman about town this summer.

Like you have galas, you have historical societies.

Like you're wearing Vivian Westwood on a on a Saturday evening.

Like I'm like, who is this person?

I'm a suburban mother.

No, you truly are.

I'm a suburban mother.

And

yeah, I'm not working, but somehow I have the busiest summer I've ever had in my life.

But I had to support my mother and you know that's the only thing that I will drop everything for.

Drop everything for, as she would for me, as she would for me.

Right before her play, like you have to keep checking.

Yeah, it's like getting into college.

Literally, or like an STD test.

Yep.

You're crazy because you were like, tell me what time you find out.

And I was like, 6 p.m.

6 p.m.

on the dot, you text me and you go, what the fuck is going on?

I said, hello.

Hello.

Hello?

Hello.

And then, like, honestly, it was like rainbows, butterflies.

I blacked out.

I'm so happy.

So now we're car shopping.

Have you driven since?

Next day, we go car shopping.

Shortly realized to test drive, the guy goes in the car with you.

And I'm like, bro.

Respectfully, this is, it's PTSD.

I just did this.

No, because he's like, make a ride up here.

And I'm like, what are you judging me?

Also, like, how many points?

Huh?

How many points?

I feel like, why do you have to?

I was like, can you not watch?

Can you look over there when I turn?

Like, don't look at me when I'm driving.

Were you by yourself?

I was with Des in the front, and then like the guy would be in the back, and he'd be like, Yeah, take a ride up here.

And I'm like, sir.

Yeah.

Please.

I've been around the block before.

I've driven before.

I've drove yesterday.

So we,

Des and I have solar panels.

Imagine if you said, like, oh, this is where I learned to drive, like in this parking lot.

And he'd be like, oh, my God, are you from here?

Like, did you go to high school?

You're like, literally, yesterday.

Des literally was like, she just passed a driving test.

And the guy's like, oh, nice.

And Des is like, yesterday.

And he's like, are you worried?

And I'm like, no, but you should be.

I just like kept joking.

But also driving a new car you've never drove is like.

Yeah, yeah.

No, you have to do it.

I was nervous.

Like I couldn't figure out some things.

I was nervous.

But we want to get an electric car

for me.

Why am I fucking with the Kia?

Are you?

There's like a Kia E6 that like looks cool.

Because I don't think I should get...

A nice car.

Des is not a nice car guy.

No, he is, but he's...

Look, I can get whatever car I want.

But he's like, maybe we get a starter car before you get a big car.

I mean, I didn't really think that, like, yeah, it is kind of like giving a 16-year-old

look.

Should I get a Lambo and let the gigglers just like hang off the side of it?

Yeah, and run around New York City with my top-down.

Wait, literally, if there's any car that I could vote for you to get, it's like a 2016 Hummer.

I go, I want an electric kia.

And you go, no, get a get a hummer.

Wait, I used to want one of those so bad.

And my dad was like, those things don't even fit in New York City.

You can't.

And he's like, no, you're not getting a freaking Hummer.

Try parallel parking with that.

That was the car I wanted.

But that was also like a very specific time in our culture where there was like...

It was literally for six months I wanted it.

There was like the bedazzled phones, which I had to do.

And the hummer, the Motorolas.

So, yeah, I'm thinking of like an electric car and I'm and I'm going to keep testing them, but it's fun.

I feel like an adult.

Like, I feel like

16 to 30.

It's crazy how fast they grow up.

I'm like grown, and I feel like, I don't know, like, I'm like telling people directions now.

I feel like I have been like, we live

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Do I remember how to drive?

And, like, I started getting nervous.

No, don't let my insecurities creep up on you.

But I do have to say, I've been getting messages from gigglers being like, hey, I'm 38.

I never drove.

But if you could do it, it's given me confidence that I could do it.

And I said, you know what?

Period.

So anyone, stay off the roads right now because the gigglers are experimenting.

No, it's nice to like be somewhere and be like, oh, I can leave because I can drive myself.

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Shout out

to one of my favorite outfits you've done.

Which, what?

Oh, for Las Culturistas.

Sophia Loren.

Adding the hat,

it's not done a lot.

Like, people aren't

doing a matching hat, and it takes a particular head shape that most people don't have.

It's the first thing I thought of.

Thank you.

You had to get it custom, probably fitted.

No.

No, it fit your head perfectly as it would.

And you were like embodying the character.

Tell us about this look.

Let me tell you the story behind it.

So Last Call Taristas was doing their first ever televised award show.

I'm not kidding, and you know me.

I don't like being out of the house.

I certainly don't like going to social events.

I went by myself.

I had to get on a plane to go.

Basically, Fiji.

I was like nervous to go.

I was like nervous about my look.

It was, I felt like I was really like risking whatever.

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Like it was 1940.

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Got it.

So, like, that is what first happened to me.

So, you never mind being the most

well-dressed in the room.

Oh, being like

a dress.

Yeah, you never mind it.

I would take being overdressed than underdressed any day of the week.

True.

Like, I'd rather walk in someplace and people be like, oh, my God, why is she wearing that here?

And it'd be like a ball gown rather than like my.

See, like, me walking somewhere in a ball gown and everyone's in normal clothes.

That's my panic attack.

It was so funny.

Like, they are 100% going to get asked to host the Golden Globes.

They, I can't, I don't want to give too much away because it's airing, I think it airs

August 5th on Bravo and then it's on Peacock.

I haven't laughed like that consecutively and like been happy to be out in so long.

And I literally, I'm like, oh my God, and I'm by myself.

Like, I'm having the best time with myself.

Oh.

So, when I sat down,

there was a seat, there were two empty seats like on either side of me, and Gabby Wendy and her wife, Robbie,

Robbie, Robbie Hoffman, were sitting next to me.

They were so nice to me.

I like leaned over and was like, Just want to say, like, I'm a huge fan of both of you.

And Gabby immediately was like, Did you come by yourself?

Like, you can sit next to us.

But I was like, I think there's someone that's supposed to be sitting here.

But they were so nice.

And I just

know, and it was just the best time ever.

So once it airs, I will give like more spoilers about it.

But it was just so much fun.

You would get along with Robbie and Gabby because they are the reality TV comedy couple.

No, I felt like it was like us.

No, I love them so much.

Oh,

Paige almost spilled her entire Dunkin' Refresher on Daphne.

Except that I'm an actual did you see that athlete?

Yeah, let's do a replay on the YouTube slow-mo replay.

Well, your fingers are so long, you like grabbed it with the tip of your finger.

That was crazy.

That was crazy.

None even got on my floor.

I mean, we're looking, it's a sports podcast.

Literally.

No, but yeah, the look nailed it.

It's funny, you were nervous about it, and I was just immediately like, maybe it's because I...

I do have crazy looks on carpets.

I was like, that's chill.

That's a chill, nice, good look.

I felt like it was like, I had this picture that I was trying to like kind of recreate.

And I just like, felt like I just got back from Italy.

Like, I was super tan, and it was just and also here's the other thing on why I did it: it was girls and gays, it was a night for the girls and the gays.

Also, there's you don't need an explanation for anything, but I feel like you're in a creative place, and I'm really inspired.

I'm inspired.

Um, can I have a quick warning PSA?

We've all been drinking from our Stanleys.

I don't know if we all are washing our Stanleys property properly.

And by we, I mean me.

And you too, are you putting your hand up as well?

Okay,

I thought that, you know, after I finish my Stanley, I put the water in it and it's washed.

Somehow, I see the straw of my Stanley.

And it's humbling.

What?

Yeah.

Live animals are living in a full ecosystem in the straw of my Stanley.

Like, and it's because I put my electrolytes in every day.

So if you put sugar in it, which that's all I'm doing, I'm drinking sugar with a little water.

And God forbid you're a girl who wants to throw a lipstick on once in a while.

It's like...

God forbid you have

a peach, you know,

road lip pore.

God forbid you have a literal peptide going

into your lip pores.

When I tell you, I've been just drinking straight mold from my Stanley, which by the way, tastes kind of good,

for who knows how long.

So now I'm worried.

Like,

do I have everything that TikTok says I have?

Okay, well, as a longtime Stanley drinker, I would classify myself as, I went through this like epiphany a couple months ago.

And so I ended up ordering like a bunch of new extra straws.

Yeah, you just throw it away.

I throw them away or like I then I can like rotate washing them because it's like, okay, well, I can't take 15 minutes out of my day every day to deal with the Stanley situation.

Like, what do I look like?

You know, I don't have kids, I don't have to go as hard.

Like, I well, you they have like Stanley straw cleaners that you can buy, which again, that's above my pay grade.

Like, that's so organized to be like, oh, time to clean the straw.

Let me use my accessory.

Like, we're not doing that.

We're not doing that.

I'm throwing everything in the dishwasher.

I'm doing it the normal way, like with with the in the faucet, whatever.

Yeah, you, you're pull out and pray.

Pull out and pray.

I feel like I have so many Stanleys now that I just like started rotating them.

Yeah, yeah.

And I was like, because I can't.

And your apartment's so big, you can fit so many Stanleys, as in like five of them.

I literally think I might have five Stanleys.

Do you know what this made me think about?

Hmm.

What happened to juicing?

Like juice cleansing?

Yeah, and like, do you remember when juices were like the thing?

Like every block in New York City was a juice store.

And then the girls woke up with a cleaning.

It was Gwen if Paltrow.

Remember when Gwen would do that like crazy juice cleanse and she would say she would do it like once a year?

Yeah.

But then like people were doing it like every day.

You should have a green juice and all this stuff.

And now like one day I woke up, no juices anywhere.

Remember when everyone was doing celery juice?

Yeah, that's insane.

That's disgusting.

Celery juice is disgusting.

At least do a fruit.

The thing with juicing is,

I think it like was

realized.

There was so much sugar when you did that to the fruits and vegetables.

And it was actually a lot of calories.

It's like just eat an apple.

Yeah, and so I think it just kind of fell off.

You don't need nine apples.

Which, you know, it's so crazy, and this is way above our pay grade.

This is above our pay grade's pay grade.

Yeah.

Why do the composition of fruit, like the sugar in fruit, change when you blend it into like a smoothie or like juice it into a juice.

It's like, who told you to be that self-aware as a fruit?

I feel like it loses nutrients when you yeah how I guess because the

oh my god my brain just malfunctions like it gets

to get

the fibrous like I like

oh my god ow something hurts no I hurt something in my head I pulled something in my fucking forehead.

You glitched and there was just

glitch.

I was just like wow

power down Power.

You know, so that, like, because I would drink a smoothie every single day, but I just feel like they're not actually good for you.

No, it's dessert.

And I'm already so, I eat way too much sugar.

Like, I love sugar.

I love a banana strawberry smoothie, but my, like, trick is to throw peanut butter in it because then it tastes like a fucking cookie.

And turns out you shouldn't be having like tons of peanut butter every day in your smoothie.

Like, wait, also also turns out that you that acai bowl is like not that good for you okay then stop marketing them with the other healthy bullshit

why is a girl wearing a sports bra holding the acai bowl if it's ice cream

literally why is it in the equinox why it's a hot fudge

sunday it's a hot fudge sundae

the peanut butter i'd get in those i love that shit no I fucking love that.

And don't they put cacao nubs on it?

Cacao nibs.

That's chocolate, babe.

You're just

chocolate.

That's chocolate.

And acai.

Just because that chocolate is like European does not mean that you can't set boundaries.

Just because it's crushed up differently, it's the same.

It's the same.

So anyway, we're just warning you guys, don't be tricked.

Like, don't get tricked.

I don't know how we got here, but I do want to speak on something.

Yeah.

The Justin Bieber album

have you listened?

So I did listen, but it was like in a car and the car was kind of loud and it was kind of low.

So I didn't have like the right experience.

You know when like it wasn't ideal.

Totally.

No, I totally get it.

I feel like one, I think it's amazing.

I love it.

Like I think every song is so good.

And I think that the people, some people that are hating on it are millennials that like, and I'm a millennial.

I love being a millennial.

I think that wanted like his dance music that he did when he was like 13.

And I don't want that Justin Bieber.

Like, I love this new era, new vibe.

I'm obsessed with him.

I think he's also like a genius.

I do think this album is like really good Pilates music for like the beginning of the session when you're like, you're getting into it and you need to get hyped, but you don't want to be like too pumped up.

It's like perfect.

Like daisies,

and then you're getting the pelvis involved.

Yeah.

And then you're lifting the glutes.

Sorry, I've been doing a lot of Pilates lately.

Oh my God.

Wait, that you're really, you've been really describing things today that are just like spot on, I feel like.

Wait, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Because I actually think I'm bad at describing, I'm bad at words in general.

But I'm working on it.

Wait, but justin bieber also

this is the thing i feel like real music people really like it but then there's like top 40 people who are like where's the chorus

because there's like totally and he's a chorus master like he can make anything sound like a bop so he almost like he's choosing to be like let me take you on this lyrical journey And I don't think I'm creative in a musical sense whatsoever.

I'm simply just an observer of what I think sounds good to my ears or not.

Like, so I wouldn't know about a chorus or about.

You just like the vibes.

I like the vibes.

Were you high?

No.

Okay.

No, I've listened to it a lot.

Like I've actively gone on my Spotify and played it.

We don't talk about like how good his tone of voice is.

No.

And I'm not even being nostalgic.

It just is a good voice.

Well, and also like as his voice has changed, obviously like as he's gotten older, he's still like, it still sounds good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Speaking of boyfriends/slash husbands,

Des and I had an interesting moment the other day because he sent me something and I pulled it up on my phone and he was like,

why is my name Des Bishop in your phone?

And I was like, that's your name.

And he was like, you have my government name in your phone.

And I was like, when I met you, I put your name in and that's what happened.

And then he showed me his phone and it's burn with like a heart

because I think I put that in as that's how I did it.

Yeah.

And he kept it, which is cute.

But this is the question.

Is it psychopathic that I have my husband's government name?

No.

No.

I think, look, that's your name?

No.

I have so many friends who are like

married and for like a couple years and I still have like Katie's boyfriend,

Cam.

And I'm like, like, I'm not changing that to his government name or like who or like her husband you know like I feel like it's how you had it in before it's very nostalgic yeah yeah that's fate I agree also I've been dabbling with manifestation as you know

for years now yes and I wrote I will pass my driving test like 400 times I saw that because Coco Groff wrote I will win the French Open and she did and it's like pretty similar yeah so

I realized if Little Ways of Manifesting is to set your phone background to something that's like channeling a mood, I think your phone background, because you look at your phone 8,000 times a day,

is a really good opportunity for manifesting.

I agree with that.

Like, don't pick a bad color.

Don't pick a bad image.

Pick positivity.

I feel like also just like writing,

you don't even have to write it 400 times, but if you have it in your phone somewhere and you've written it down and you I don't even feel like you have to go and look at it like I feel like it just like that energy being with you yes love wins

love is literally all you need

because I remember this is how I really got hooked on it I one time like wrote down like things I wanted to manifest.

This was when I lived in like my first apartment.

And I lived in that apartment for like five years.

So, when I finally moved, I found that piece of paper because it was like put in some random book.

And when I looked at the piece of paper, I had done all of the things, but like I'd forgotten about that.

I mean, I don't even know where it went.

I really have chicken.

And that's when I really like started getting hooked on it.

And so then I would always like write down what like my manifestations.

Hooked on phonics.

No.

Do you know my brother used to call me that when I was in middle school?

We just ignored couldn't.

Because I couldn't read.

Oh, God.

No, the bullying was so

important.

Funny.

No, it was so important.

Not only was it important for my growth, but

people who haven't been bullied are not like fully grown.

Developed.

They're not developed.

If you haven't been bullied, like, what have you dealt with in your life?

And like bullied by like people who know you.

No.

I think.

Like they know.

So it's really important to be bullied specifically by your siblings, I think.

By someone that knows you in and out and can really find the

root cause.

Yeah, the root cause, the weaknesses

right there.

I don't want a random person tell me something that's not bullying.

No, no.

My brother has literally like

in my literal, in my almost 33 years of knowing him,

he has been able to like change the course course of my life with one word.

Like I've had boyfriends before

and like we'll be somewhere and my brother will like lock eyes with me across the room.

He'll say one word and I will have to immediately break up with him

the next day.

So like the bullying, it does not end and I'm actually more thankful for it now.

No, because he's a real one.

Yeah, because he's like, if no one's going to tell you, mom's not even going to tell you.

Guess what?

Hey, guess what?

Everyone in the family is too scared to tell you.

Like, that's how most of my phone calls start out.

I feel like with my brother, hey, guess what?

Everyone's been talking about you.

He goes, look, we've all had a meeting, and this is what we've got to do.

The high council has come together and they've decided that you're done.

You're done.

You're done.

I do think what's interesting is we have the same family dynamic of a boy, a girl, and parents.

And I feel like it's great because there's,

I love that you can turn on anyone at any time.

Like, we can all turn on dad.

Totally.

We can do us versus the parents.

It can be the girls versus the boys.

Like, there's so many good teams that can be built.

You learn camaraderie and you learn that life is ever changing.

Life is ever-changing.

Alliances change in a second.

Alliances change in a fucking second.

And then when the siblings turn on each other, that's when shit gets dark.

Because you're not strong without each other.

The parents, they normally have each other's back.

So when you lose each other, then it's haywire.

Yeah.

Then it's scary.

I do think, obviously not that I'm a parent, but like my mom genuinely wouldn't let me and my brother fight for longer than like

a couple hours or like a day.

Like we never like ended the day fighting, you know?

And I think that like is important for siblings.

Yeah, I mean, I feel like I never fought with my brother that much.

He would just, like, we'd be like annoyed.

Gary would just like beat me up, but like, we didn't, like, what were we fighting about?

But that was, I think that's like important to me.

I remember what we'd fight about Nintendo.

Nintendo was the source of all our drama as kids.

Yeah.

Because I would play Pokemon, and there was, this is the thing.

Look, I come from humble beginnings.

God forbid we had two Nintendos.

We had one Nintendo that we had to fight for every second of the day.

And look, I was stronger.

You know what's funny is like thinking about having kids now, what is

how do, as the parent, how do you know what the cool toy is for that age group?

Oh, because yeah, you can't like ask what are the kids doing because they're like three and can't talk.

Yeah, like how do you know what to get?

I guess you have to start.

And you want to know what's crazy is like the toy stores aren't a thing anymore do you remember that as like a child going like the first time you ever

could really remember going into like a big toy store that you were just like what the fuck is this is toys or us gone gone

you have to find mom and pop shops now it's ai now no

that is so sad to me like i had to order a friend like a friend's kids toy and i was like I guess I'll just get it on Amazon.

Like, I don't know.

And you, like, look at what chart's the highest.

Yeah.

And honestly, kids' stuff does well, but that's what mommy vloggers are for, to be like, hey.

Yeah.

Also, there are kids who are like really, really famous on YouTube.

Like, a five-year-old boy is like hugely famous.

All he does is like they put a toy in front of him and he's like, he'll be like, glad he hates it.

Yes or no?

And the toy companies would be like, no, Jeremy didn't like it.

We're fucked.

We're fucked.

No, I don't want to ever get into that world.

One thing I do miss, though,

is going with your friends to rent a movie.

Yeah,

that is like a very, I think about, that's probably one of the number one like nostalgic outings that I think about the most.

Because you're like, tonight's going to be fucking crazy.

And

regardless.

We're getting the Spice Girls movie for the 18th time.

and it's gonna be so fucking good and and one of us is gonna fall asleep and the other one is gonna and no one talks about how the spice candy spice girls movie actually never made sense no but do you heard they're like getting back together really

i don't know everything's ai nowadays no i cannot trust anything you read in the media including us

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Have you seen this Nelly and Ashanti

show?

No.

There's a reality show.

Nelly and Ashanti are like together.

I knew that.

And it's like a TV show about their relationship, like a Jessica Simpson nicochet type thing.

On what channel?

Why is that not coming up in my algorithm?

How did that not come across your desk?

See, I'm the biggest Nelly Ashanti fan ever.

Where is it airing?

Like, what's going on?

I actually don't know.

We need Chris, but Chris left us for dead today.

Just kidding.

We're virtual, so he's not here.

So I want you to watch that show and report back.

Let's just for a moment, them being together is also not to be nostalgic, but like, hello, that's like prom king and queen

getting married like years later.

It feels like for whatever reason, they feel like to me, like they were high school sweethearts.

They were.

It's like love wins.

Also, can Ashanti drop some bangers?

Yeah, like I'd love if they came out with like an album right now.

Oh, imagine if they did a tour and it was just

them.

That would be amazing.

I feel like everyone's like touring, but like, Kesha's back.

Have you seen Kesha's stuff?

I haven't seen that.

Our algorithms are so different.

So different.

I'm...

What is on your algorithm right now?

This is great.

Wait, I'm going to Hannah's house in like a couple weeks for the weekend for like 10 minutes.

Let's just take each other's phone and go on TikTok and see like what each other's other's mental illness is.

Yours is just Hummers.

Actually, I haven't been on TikTok in four days.

Not on purpose.

Oh my god.

But I've also been...

I've been driving.

Okay.

You know what?

I've been driving around.

Quick name drop.

Yeah.

I had a good follow this week.

You know when someone follows you and you're like, yeah.

Bobby Flay.

Stop.

I know.

I know.

That is a really good one because

what does he have in common with you?

Okay.

Okay.

First of all, he's from Queens.

Oh, is he?

So he's literally my alley and he's a Zaddy, but like, I'm taking.

Wait, you actually, you want to know something?

His daughter, I've met a couple times.

Really?

She is, well, he,

I think he used to have a house in Saratoga.

So he was always like in Saratoga during the summers.

And she's like friends with one of my girlfriends.

So I'd met her a couple times.

She is the nicest person.

I've like every time I've seen her, she's always like been so nice and like remembered my name and like whatever.

Well, after this pod, we'll find out if she's a giggler.

She does the news in LA.

She's on like their local news.

Oh my God.

I have to look into this Bobby Flay lore.

But fun fact about Bobby Flay, he loves cats and he has his own cat food company.

He does.

I didn't know that.

And when I'm on the road and they don't have Netflix on the TV, I watch Beat Bobby Flay as my comfort show.

My favorite was when he was on Entourage.

Oh my God.

Was he good?

Well, he was sleeping with Ari Gold's wife and it was like it was just a really good

montage.

I think he likes comedians but he also might have seen that I like that I'm fostering cats.

Who knows?

But

I'm also

maybe he's just a giggler and he loves our comedy.

No,

that's possible.

Maybe he loves women in the arts.

But

I love the food network.

Like I'm a real food network nerd and also I watch HGTV sometimes.

Like bring back cable.

Yeah, you love cable.

Actually in LA, I didn't watch any streaming networks because I was like when I get home I want to save all my shows for when I get home so I can just like binge like four hours of my shows.

Wait, that's literally like when you have a meal and you only like one thing on the plate, and you're like, I'm gonna wait till the end to eat the good part of the plate.

Daphne is being obsessed with me today.

Like, she's love-starved.

She's like, just keeps jumping on me.

And, like, right now she's just sitting on the ground and I'm petting her neck and she's purring.

If you haven't gotten a cat,

what are you doing?

Let me explain one thing about cats because I'm now fostering three new cats.

Are they going to be there when I'm there?

Yeah.

Okay, phew.

Two of them are shy.

One of them is the most outgoing cat I've ever met.

Let me tell you this thing.

Dogs can never.

This cat slowly comes up on my chest.

is staring me in the eyes like a human.

Like, you know, when your cat looks through your soul?

Because like, and you're looking at her and I'm like, do I know you in a past life?

Like, yeah, I'm like, like what are you trying to say what do you want to say

and I'm like I will figure it out what do you want

Hannah why do I always think like my ancestors are trying to tell me something through Daphne no because cats are spiritual yes but I think they're actually just like looking at my eyelashes and things think it's a spider or something when I'm blinking but um no we need the pet psychic Like we needed the pet psychic yesterday.

We need

the only guest we're ever having on the pod again is a pet psychic and we need our.

Okay, we'll get her.

Any recommendations, please send.

Oh, one thing about dogs.

Now, look, I love all animals.

I love dogs.

Barking is insane.

Yeah.

Imagine, this is what barking is.

If I'm a human, this is me.

You're having a conversation with someone, I just start going, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Well, it's so male-coded also.

Why are you yelling?

It's like, just because you're louder doesn't mean you're right.

Just because you're taking up more space doesn't mean your idea is the best idea.

Oh, you're scaring me.

You're so scary.

The fact that they bark is like, should be illegal.

It's noise pollution.

And then some people who have barky dogs start to have that thing where they stop hearing it, where you're like,

your dog's yelling.

And they're like, okay, stop.

I don't hear it.

And then they're having a normal conversation.

I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't think when your dog is yelling.

Here's the thing.

All dogs to me I feel like are kids like I'm like oh you have like kids where cats are young women

and when they do meow like they don't even want to it's like because they have to they're like meow

like I was trying to tell one of my friends like the difference between having a dog and a cat and I was just like you

own your dog like your dog is in a cult and you are the dog's leader and it literally will do anything and you're like responsible for it like every second the dog's like what are we doing and you're like I don't know.

I don't know.

I didn't and I'm like

I do not own Daphne.

She simply lives in my home.

She pays her rent on time

What are my favorite

things to do?

So who am I to mess up her day or her schedule when like Hello, she like

what does she bring to the table?

She is the table.

She is a table, a marble table table escape.

One of my favorite jokes is the guy from Crashing.

What's his name?

What's Crashing?

It's like a TV show, Crashing Show.

Pete Holmes.

He has the funniest joke where he was like, Cats are like

sea list celebrities in your house.

Yes.

Where you're like, yes.

You're like, is that.

Do we have a cat?

Is that Heidi Montek?

That just comes out every so often.

Yes.

And you're like, I think I just saw Heidi Montech on the beach, but I'm not sure.

That is so good, and honestly, so true.

It's like, she's here, she's coming, she might be here, you might get a photo, you might not.

And it depends on her mood.

I just wanted to let you know that

we're so connected that we've drank the same amount.

Look

at that.

That is like creepy best.

That's witchcraft.

That's witchcraft.

That's witchcraft and wizardry.

Oh my god.

That's so weird.

That's so crazy.

And we don't end the podcast till we're finished at the very end.

We're drinking our Dunkin' refreshers.

I have to say, I made a mistake last pod.

I said I was drinking mango peach.

I wasn't.

I lied to you guys.

And I own full responsibility for that.

I'm so sorry.

It's mango pineapple refresher with green tea.

That's what I'm drinking.

My refresher?

See, I go like a rogue.

What did you get?

No, like you, because you can like add different things and like really make it your own.

So like I don't think I've ever drank the same one, the same concoction that I've come up with.

This one right now is...

Strawberry, dragon fruit, tropical guava, green tea, and then like raspberry, something else.

It's like when you go to the soda station and you just put them all in.

Wait, you know what else happened to me today?

Which, like, this never happens to me.

I ordered my Dunkin' Refresher, and that's all I ordered.

They accidentally gave me two donuts.

Wait.

And some, like, someone's getting fired.

Life is worth living.

Yeah.

And I was like, you know what?

I do actually deserve a sweet treat.

You do.

Also, you guys, keep submitting your summer stories at gigglysummer.com to win our Duncan Giggly Collab merch.

Okay, so keep doing it.

Last story, not to end, but I think it's important to be humble.

Do you agree?

I agree.

So I saw one of my family friends, this woman who said, you know, she loves Giggly Squad.

She loves listening to it.

And she was with her 14-year-old daughter.

And I made a little joke, like, do you let her listen to it?

And she was like, not really.

And I was like, I don't know, maybe it's good for her to, you know, start hearing about some things.

And the girl looks at me and she goes, oh, yeah.

The mom goes, um i mean maybe she's listening but i don't know it and the girl looks up she goes no i'm not

she goes no she goes she could be listening without me knowing nope

i actually think someone was asking me that the other day too like how young is the youngest like fan that's ever come up to you and i was like anywhere i think like under 17 we've lost them like we're we're too old i'm randomly on some weird tick tock algorithms though where some like 14 year old girls will be like are you on tick tock really and i'll be like i'm obsessed with you i'm obsessed and then i just hang out with teenage girls all the time and we talk about our acne

and learning to drive

our road tests

wait we're having a high school summer high school literally hannah me and you have had that's the theme of the summer, and that's what it was.

And we just needed this to realize.

We just call our moms.

It's high school summer.

You've literally been studying for your road test.

You finally got it.

I'm coming for the weekend.

We're jacked up.

Sleepover.

We're sleepovers.

We're getting tan.

We're calling our moms.

We're staying.

We're going to eat whatever we want.

We're literally just getting in the car like to go to Duncan just because you have a license.

You know, it's like we literally can't stop peeing at seven, but we're like, we're just like like going, running an errand.

I'll wake up and I'm going to be like, do you need to grab milk?

Did you run out of hair ties?

You want to get a hair tie with me really quick?

No, I'm obsessed with high school summer.

I'm not driving to Montauk ever.

That's

like going to Europe and diabolical.

I'm not.

But, oh my God, I mean, oh, I'm never getting in the car with you.

Oh, yeah.

That's crazy.

Well, I'd be too nervous.

No.

I don't want your life in my hands.

I'd have to look away.

No, I don't want your life life in my hands.

I also don't want that.

That's like too intimate.

I'd have to sit in the back seat.

No, we sit in the back seat and let like Des drive.

Yeah, perfect.

Wait, that's so weird.

One of us is not sitting in the front with Des.

That's weird.

We're going full Uber.

We're in the back.

I was wondering, should we bring Grace or is that like HR?

She doesn't want to.

We can, but she might be with her family, which is like kind of rude.

See, my Grace, my grace is, we're her family.

See, if we want to be a real cult, we have to start getting her away from her family.

That's like rule number one of cult.

So we're like failing.

We have to like make up a story of why she can't go to her, see her family.

She has to work.

She literally has to work.

I just see us sitting in the back of the car and Des being like, are you guys hungry?

And we're like, yeah.

Yeah.

Where can we?

I'm hungry now, though.

He's like, where's the silence button?

Are we there yet?

He presses the eject button.

Anyway, you guys, thank you for giggling with us.

Thank you for all your kind, supportive messages on my driver's test.

Whether I failed or passed, we giggle, okay?

And that's what we learned today.

And also, thank you to Duncan.

Shout out to you for making this episode possible.

Bye.

Bye.

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