Giggling about widows, cruises, and cheating

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Speaker 35 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 35 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me. me.

Speaker 35 What up, my sea glass gigglers? It's the summer still, even though I feel like it's almost over. Stay hopeful,

Speaker 35 stay wise, love wins.

Speaker 1 I don't know why, but in my head, like I, whenever we're starting the pod, I try to telepathically think what you're gonna say. And my head immediately went to grass-fed.
Grass-fed gigglers.

Speaker 35 See, you know what? You should have stepped in on that one because sea glass doesn't even start with a G. It doesn't, but.
But you supported me.

Speaker 1 The second word does.

Speaker 35 The second word does. And you know what? Life is about perspective.

Speaker 35 This is my favorite kind of podcast because, look, there's different energies every time we enter the pod. This one page goes, press record, I have things to say.
And I say, I have things to say.

Speaker 35 I said, yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1 First, I just like when I'm by myself, and which is 90% of the time, like things will happen in my day-to-day. And I'm like, wow, the gigglers would really get this.

Speaker 1 Or like, wow, I'd love to call Hannah in this one moment.

Speaker 1 today i did something so diabolical

Speaker 1 by myself that i literally giggled the whole way home so i woke up this morning did my little hot girl walk went to acupuncture like just like living my life and i am someone that is allergic to dairy and you know what we do we persevere we ignore it it's not for us it's for a different day so when i have my coffee in the morning, I'm immediately bloated after.

Speaker 35 That's just part of, that's the tax of life. Yeah,

Speaker 1 there's a few things you can count on, and that's one of them.

Speaker 35 Why do I feel like if I say skim or if I say oat, it's like I'm a lose that, I lost. Like I can't.

Speaker 1 Your body can't handle it. You're not strong enough.
That's how I feel. I'm like, grow up and drink the 2%.
Like what?

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm get done with acupuncture. I'm walking back to my apartment.
I also have to pee, but I'm also just bloated.

Speaker 1 And so in my head, I'm like, everyone on the street is like, look at this bloated, disgusting girl.

Speaker 35 With holes in her face. She needs to get her gut checked.

Speaker 1 Like something's going on. So I'm feeling really insecure in this like two minute walk that I have home.
So you know what I do?

Speaker 1 I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone at the same time with my friend Stephanie and we're chatting.

Speaker 1 And I just put my hand on my stomach like, this is a pregnant lady's stomach and I go you know what now the reaction on the street is look at this soon-to-be mother prioritizing her health and I'm also in a workout outfit prioritizing her health and working out pre needle yoga

Speaker 1 doing prenatal yoga

Speaker 35 thinking of the baby's health and her own

Speaker 35 This is so weird because in my new stand-up hour, I have a full bit about this. I don't want to give it away, but like we're on the exact same page.

Speaker 35 You're an adorable fertile angel instead of someone.

Speaker 1 I'm in my first trimester, okay?

Speaker 35 Wait, first trimester, girls,

Speaker 35 snaps for you because people don't know.

Speaker 35 Like, people easily think, like, she's let herself go.

Speaker 35 But instead, you're actually the most nauseous, horrible. Like, you're not even getting the respect of a pregnant person.
No.

Speaker 1 People aren't giving you their seat yet.

Speaker 35 I know. And then if you do, people are like,

Speaker 35 and apparently it's the most, it's the most nausea sometimes.

Speaker 1 That's going to be me.

Speaker 35 Besides the whole milk that just throws a wretch into everything you do, how's your self-care summer going?

Speaker 1 Hannah, I had a moment yesterday where I was like, hold the phone. Is anyone going to let me know that Sundays in the summer are quite possibly the best day on the planet?

Speaker 1 Every Sunday in the summer is the best Sunday ever.

Speaker 35 You're literally, you're an alien that just got put back on Earth and realized what a summer weekend is.

Speaker 1 I actually feel like someone who's been in jail. Yeah.
And then I have to, and they let me out and I did my time.

Speaker 35 You have to acclimate back into society.

Speaker 1 And I'm acclimating back into society where I'm almost like, oh my God, no, should I go back? Because I don't know how to acclimate. And then finally, I'm just like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 I mean, yesterday all I did was organize my, reorganize like my closet and put things in different sections. And like, I'm over color coding things.
Like, that's my new thing.

Speaker 35 I'm obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 And let me tell you this.

Speaker 1 I'm so girly and like I love grooming.

Speaker 35 Like, I've loved grooming. You would just like brush your hair all day with a spar, like Ariel.
With a spoon. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I've loved it ever since like high school when I like realized that like women are, we're grooming. We're always doing things.

Speaker 35 And you know, and you know that Daphne's grooming next to you. Like you're both just grooming each other.
We're both just grooming.

Speaker 1 And so like I'm on such a good two to three week schedule with all my appointments. I haven't missed one all summer.
I mean, I'm doing my lymphatic. I'm doing NAD drips.
I'm getting my facials.

Speaker 1 I'm going to the acupuncture. I mean, I'm getting my nails done.
I'm just, I'm living the best summer life that I've ever lived.

Speaker 35 I've basically been touring since COVID opened up. Yeah.
And this was, I was like doctor's orders not to tour this summer. And at first I was like, great.

Speaker 35 But I do have to say the first couple weeks, I was not okay. Like I was tweaking.
Like, you know, when you always feel like you forgot something? Yes. Like, I was like, did I not?

Speaker 35 Did I, like, I was just on alert. And I finally have hit my suburban girl summer.
Yeah. Where I don't even know what time it is and I don't care.

Speaker 1 It's also probably a little harder for you to relax because you grew up an athlete

Speaker 1 where I just grew up with like an insane mom. So anytime I'm still, I'm like, well, I could be doing more.
I could be doing it better. I could be doing more things.

Speaker 1 When really it's like, maybe take a minute.

Speaker 35 Well, I'm back in therapy. Because when things quiet down for me, it gets loud.
It gets loud up here. It's noisy.

Speaker 35 And what I like to do is tell the gigglers what my therapist is saying, because let's be honest, my therapist is our therapist.

Speaker 1 Remember that time she was like, how about we sing it out?

Speaker 35 That was a particularly dark time that she'd run out of strategies. No, she had me, she had me dance off beat.

Speaker 1 No, that was, that was hard for all of us.

Speaker 35 This is a new one. My therapist curses,

Speaker 35 which I kind of fucking love. I love that.
I love that. I love it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, be real.

Speaker 35 She's also, she's over my bullshit. We're three sessions in.
She's like, I love it.

Speaker 35 Our latest thing is I win or I learn. Oh,

Speaker 35 I love it. And it takes me into our first documentary recommendation of the week.

Speaker 35 Why do I turn into a TED Talk?

Speaker 1 Sometimes you turn into like old school radio.

Speaker 1 Where you're doing like these little anecdotes in between the top 10 hits.

Speaker 35 I'm also like Cosmopolitan Magazine. And this is how to feel self-esteem again.

Speaker 1 You're like, and that rolls us into yet again the number one spot.

Speaker 35 And here's our weekly quote of the day.

Speaker 1 I miss Casey Kaysome. Remember that? Do you remember that when we were little? It was like the radio.
It was like the top 20 hits on like Saturday morning or something.

Speaker 35 I was just like, Z100.

Speaker 35 And then it's like, do you want to win this ticket?

Speaker 1 And then listening to the fan and some guy cursing out someone about the Yankees but I went through a phase with my like eighth grade friends that like we would call radio stations and prank phone call them and my one girlfriend's name would always be Peprika

Speaker 1 through like a really weird phase with that but like

Speaker 35 that's a good cat name we went through a big prank phone call phase you love prank phone calls I loved prank phone calls in high school I could see you doing a TV show about that now like didn't they have like TV shows about prank?

Speaker 1 I just think pranking

Speaker 1 is so funny. It's an art.

Speaker 1 Yes, it's a literal art. And like, as long as it's not hurting anyone, it's fun.

Speaker 35 Yeah, and but that's also subjective. You're like, you're fine.
And they're like, well,

Speaker 35 no. You're fine.
I'm in therapy again. You're literally.
I go, you win or you learn. Okay, you win or you learn.
But I, there's a Billy Joel documentary.

Speaker 35 And this man,

Speaker 35 um, trigger warning. Do you know he tried to kill himself? Like, twice?

Speaker 1 I didn't know.

Speaker 35 Early on. And

Speaker 1 it did, there's in the midst of fame or, like, before?

Speaker 35 Basically, he was a genius and is a genius. Like, when he was six, he was just, like, playing made-up, fancy things.

Speaker 35 Like, I don't know any anything about piano, but, like, they always say some, like, crazy Russian person's name, like, Tchachevsky or something. That's what he was playing.

Speaker 35 Chisvihuski.

Speaker 35 Shkobitikov, he was doing that

Speaker 35 above our pay grade.

Speaker 1 Chopin.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 35 Yes, yes. Foupon.
And then he basically. Foupin.

Speaker 35 Also, if we said it seriously, people would believe us. They'd be like, oh shit, he was good.

Speaker 35 So he, his dad, like, didn't respect him, though, and was mean. And his dad left.
So whatever. Like, fuck the dad.

Speaker 35 The mom is bipolar, alcoholic, but like an icon. We love her.
Supports him.

Speaker 35 He's in a band with a guy. Okay.
Long story short, he ends up living with the guy and the guy's wife. Okay.
Billy Joel's best friend and his wife.

Speaker 35 He ends up, this is literally like a sitcom. He goes, I'm in love with your wife.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 35 He falls in love with the best friend's wife. Now it's funny because I feel like if it was two girls and a guy, if the girl did it, people would be like, you're a fucking monster.

Speaker 35 But instead, it was like romantic. People were like, oh, he fell in love with her, the wife.
Well, of course. So, like, and obviously the friend was not happy.

Speaker 35 And the wife just like kind of ran away from all of it. And then he started to write like some of his deeper music.

Speaker 1 Wait, she left her husband too?

Speaker 35 Yeah, she left everyone. She was like, fuck this.
And he's heartbroken. And that's when he wanted to kill himself.
And then he gets back together with her, Elizabeth. Oh,

Speaker 35 yeah.

Speaker 35 Okay. And she becomes his manager.
But Billy Joel's career in the beginning, like, nothing was working. Nothing was working.

Speaker 35 Like, by the time he put out The Stranger, which is his album that was like the best-selling album ever, he already had like four kind of floppy albums of people who didn't get him.

Speaker 35 And that's where I fell asleep last night. But I just have to say, the T is Ting, but his whole thing is just like, he just failed his way to the top.
But

Speaker 1 I love it. So did he ever marry that lady?

Speaker 35 They got married, but they got married married right before he like blew up. And I went to sleep last night right when they were like, he was becoming a star.
And that's when we knew we lost him.

Speaker 1 Okay, and so like the friend, he was just like, sorry.

Speaker 35 The friend punched him in the face, apparently, which again, such a guy move. Yeah.

Speaker 35 Say something like that'll haunt him forever. Don't punch him in the face.
Like be creative about it. But

Speaker 35 now they're friends again. Which is so dude.
So dude. So dude.
Like they see your wife and he's like, Billy's a fun guy.

Speaker 1 Billy's fun. I feel like if you moved in with me and my husband, the only thing that would happen is I would end up divorced.

Speaker 35 Like,

Speaker 1 we would realize that he sucks.

Speaker 35 And, like, we'd get him out. Like, there's we would just start turning on him.
Yeah. Because we're bullying him.
We'll just be like, great.

Speaker 1 Now we can, like,

Speaker 1 bully someone together.

Speaker 35 I'm just there to, like, end every fight. I'd be like, I see Paige's point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just, like, reinforce everything.

Speaker 35 But, um,

Speaker 35 the Billy Joel documentary is great. A lot of drama.
Also, horrible week for cruises.

Speaker 35 Horrible week for cruises.

Speaker 1 I'd go out and say that every week is a horrible week for cruises. I mean, you got to be a certain type of deranged.

Speaker 35 You really do.

Speaker 35 Have you never been on a cruise?

Speaker 1 No, and I never would. Because here's the thing.
And I know that a lot of people are probably going to be like, that's so like elitist to say. And like,

Speaker 35 cause cruises are, you get a a bang for your buck so i get like why people from albany go on cruises like it's a hundred percent it's not like out of your realm okay

Speaker 35 like i'm saying you could have fell into it with the wrong a quick wrong decision yeah you hang out with the wrong crowd you almost get sucked into it

Speaker 1 there are multiple times where i've almost been sucked into certain cruises and i'm because they throw a couple um Caribbean islands out there and you're like, what's that?

Speaker 35 What the unlimited food? I've been on two cruises. I went on a cruise with a boyfriend once.

Speaker 1 The thing with cruises for me is

Speaker 35 you're trapped. You're trapped.

Speaker 1 That's the only part that I cannot wrap my head around because not only are you trapped on this vessel, but everywhere you go, it's all the same people.

Speaker 35 No one learned from the Titanic. No one learned.

Speaker 1 I don't want to have dinner with the same group of people that like, there's so many opportunity for plotting.

Speaker 35 I told this story before, but the first cruise I went on, like, the first night we saw, like, the hottest guy. I was like 17.
He must have been like 18.

Speaker 35 So hot in the crowd at one of these stupid shows. And my mom and I were like, well, now we have to find him.
Couldn't find him all week, but like obsessed with it. Like, woke up.

Speaker 35 That was my journey on the voyage.

Speaker 35 Found him like

Speaker 35 a couple of nights before the last night.

Speaker 35 He's so weird. And then starts to stalk me for the rest of the trip and I'm running from him no it's like it's not and if that's not a metaphor

Speaker 35 no I can't

Speaker 35 do a poop cruise documentary which I love disturbing documentaries I couldn't even click on it what does that mean I think something happened with the plumbing and like there was just poop coming out of everywhere

Speaker 35 that's see like that's no like that's even below my sense of humor i'm going overboard i'm going over you know like let me die with at least some clean water.

Speaker 1 The closest I'm getting to a cruise is a huge yacht. Okay? That's the closest.

Speaker 35 Still, we like it docked.

Speaker 1 And yeah, and even still, like, I'm not going on for a whole, like, I got to go. I got to be able to get out at any moment.

Speaker 35 Irish exit.

Speaker 1 No, you can't. And that's my biggest gripe with it.

Speaker 35 Unless you, yeah, no, you can't. Unless you have a little snorkel with you, but like, that's too much admin.

Speaker 1 Unless you get into a smaller boat to bring you to land, but it's like, it's so much. I was some, wait, I was some, where was I?

Speaker 1 And someone used the word admin, and I looked at her like, oh, are you a giggler? And then I remembered that admin is a real word that makes me.

Speaker 35 You started winking at her. She was like, is your eye okay?

Speaker 1 She was like, sorry. I'm just like, I'm doing so much admin right now.

Speaker 35 And I was like, ha ha.

Speaker 1 And she just looked at me and I was like, sorry. Yeah.
No, absolutely.

Speaker 35 You're like, just

Speaker 35 be excellent. And she's like, I have

Speaker 1 a woman in STEM. She's like, I'm a receptionist.

Speaker 35 Like, right. Totally.

Speaker 35 The second cruise documentary I highly recommend you watch. It's called Where is Amy Bradley?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I keep seeing this everywhere.

Speaker 35 It's fucking good.

Speaker 1 She's in sex trafficking is where she is.

Speaker 35 People are unsure. Basically, she disappeared.

Speaker 35 And the truth is, when you're on a cruise, this is why you shouldn't really never go on a cruise is when you're in like international waters, there's no one in charge. There's no police.

Speaker 35 Like there's no, it's lawless. So like when she went missing, the cruise people were like, we don't care.
We have 2,000 people on this boat that want to get off in Curaçao. We're letting them off.

Speaker 35 And now it's a conspiracy theory of like people have said they've seen her on various islands. And then some people are like, I think she just jumped off the boat.
But she has this tattoo.

Speaker 35 And there's all these random people being like, I saw a girl that looked like Amy in Barbados. And it's, it's, ooh, it's really,

Speaker 35 it's dark.

Speaker 1 I don't know what happened to her, but I know a man was involved.

Speaker 35 A thousand percent. She was, and you know what the worst part about it is? She's a lesbian.

Speaker 1 And so she did, yeah. And so she didn't want anything to do with these men.

Speaker 35 And these men, she literally already swore them off. These men came into her life.

Speaker 35 So anyway, I'm not sure, but keep an eye out for Amy Bradley if you're in the Caribbean.

Speaker 35 How many years ago was this a long time like 20 yeah but like the parents are still doing everything they can to find her and there's there were photos that were leaked online of like from a prostitution ring and it was a woman that looked just like her no the men have to be stopped

Speaker 1 They're so annoying. Can't they just like chill out for a second? Like literally calm down for a minute.

Speaker 35 No, I know. Also like you're in the Caribbean.
Take a nap.

Speaker 1 Okay, you know what we never like talked about, which I feel like we have to talk about now because this element to it is just so fun. We never talked about the couple at the Cold Play concert.

Speaker 35 Oh my God, we never did.

Speaker 1 And just like how much, I mean, national attention and how they just deep dived into

Speaker 1 all these people's lives.

Speaker 1 Two things I want to mention. One, did you see the wife of the guy?

Speaker 1 Her, like, put out a statement.

Speaker 35 What did she say?

Speaker 1 She basically put out a statement of like, I'm not putting out a statement in

Speaker 1 as like a distressed woman or like whatever. I'm putting this statement out of like

Speaker 1 basically of my truth and like standing on business. Like it's not clocking to people, you know? Like she was basically like, yeah, he fucked up, but don't worry about me, essentially.

Speaker 35 Like I will leave me out of this.

Speaker 35 Please.

Speaker 1 And then the company that he worked for, which I'm pretty sure like he started.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Um

Speaker 1 hired Gwyneth Paltrow to do like about like an about me, like about the company.

Speaker 1 And I just, this is why I stay stanning Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 35 I mean, if it wasn't. Is the company trolling him?

Speaker 1 Essentially. Well, they're basically, whoever runs the social media or PR at this company is phenomenal.
They're basically just capitalizing on like everybody now searching what their company even is.

Speaker 1 So it's Gwyneth Paltrow being like, you might be wondering what astronomer is. And it's just her saying what the company is.

Speaker 35 See,

Speaker 35 I saw her say astronomer and I was like, that is a company for astrologies.

Speaker 35 Astrology.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I is one. It's like for astronauts.
It's how they build their stuff.

Speaker 35 No, but like, it's like, tell me what's going to happen if my moon's in Venus.

Speaker 1 I think it actually is like something AI, but whatever.

Speaker 35 But

Speaker 1 we don't know.

Speaker 1 We don't care. He supposedly is suing cold play.

Speaker 35 Which

Speaker 1 for him to be suing cold play, and then for Gwyneth to just be cashing a check off of like her ex-husband's back, I

Speaker 35 something feels right.

Speaker 1 I still live by her in that courtroom saying, I wish you well.

Speaker 35 That's your favorite quote of all time.

Speaker 1 It's my favorite quote.

Speaker 35 It's my favorite quote. There's something that irks me when a man makes money off women.
but even Gwyneth Paltrow making money off this, that's how it should be. And I love that.

Speaker 35 Like, that's how we beat the patriarchy. But the guy suing is, it's giving gaslighting.
I'm like, if you didn't want that to happen, maybe you should.

Speaker 35 That's like when a guy cheats on you and then gets mad that you told your friend. It's like, then don't do it.
Then don't do it. If you don't want people to react, don't do it.

Speaker 35 Rich people are so used to getting everything they want. And he got cocky.

Speaker 1 He got cocky. So cocky.
Going to a, it's not even going to a public place. You went to an arena that is meant to be filled.
I mean, do you ever

Speaker 1 going to concerts? You see the most random people you've ever seen in your life. You're like, that was my best friend from third grade.

Speaker 35 The goal of a concert is to get on the jumbotron.

Speaker 1 I mean, I've only been trying for years.

Speaker 35 Don't act like you didn't know there was a jumbotron. That's everyone's the only reason you do it is that one day they put the camera on you for three seconds.

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 1 you're hugging her from behind.

Speaker 1 You didn't have to do that. You could have been standing next to her and nothing would have happened.
And being adult, it was just so weird.

Speaker 35 The first part was the friend who's like beat red

Speaker 35 next to them. And someone was like, We need to do a Hulu, like, deep dive documentary on the friend and what's going on.

Speaker 1 I actually felt bad for that girl because I feel like people were really hating on her. Like, oh, she obviously knows she's like laughing.
Like, this is funny to her.

Speaker 1 Like, as someone who also laughs when they get nervous, like, she was probably so stressed out in that moment and couldn't do anything but smile.

Speaker 35 No, 100%. What did you want her to start crying? Also, she has no responsibility.
Leave that girl alone. She's innocent.

Speaker 1 These people are adults. Like, they're making their own decisions.

Speaker 35 But that's some karmic, that's some karmic shit. And that was the universe.

Speaker 35 If you wonder, what are the chances? It was a small chance and it happened.

Speaker 1 The fact that everyone in America knew about it is so, I mean,

Speaker 1 don't, I don't know how they move on.

Speaker 35 Well, we're in this

Speaker 35 very strange time in the world where when something goes viral,

Speaker 35 like it's a great thing in that people can go viral, your career can blow up in a day, but also people's lives can be ruined in a day. And it's kind of terrifying.
It's a very, very,

Speaker 1 and here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 There's kids involved in this, and the only people that are really suffering right now are all of those kids.

Speaker 1 Because think about just like, I couldn't imagine going to school this September after your dad just went viral for cheating on your mom like

Speaker 1 they are the only people that I'm like even thinking about

Speaker 35 but now I like need to know what happens with the saga like are they still together

Speaker 35 are they leaning in

Speaker 35 are they all getting divorced are they starting a new company about

Speaker 35 how to not be caught cheating like I don't know I want to see the journey

Speaker 35 but I do worry about people's mental health with all these things. Like, even the wife, who did not ask for this kind of attention to be excited about the same thing.
Here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 Like, they could have been separated from their partners.

Speaker 1 And, like, people could have not, I mean, they weren't, but people could have not known that and still like dove right into these people's lives.

Speaker 1 I just, like, I feel bad for the wife, obviously, and I feel bad for all the kids of each family.

Speaker 35 I also, it's funny that if they didn't act so fucking weird and obvious, no one would have known. Like, if they just held the hug.
Yeah. If they just stood on business.

Speaker 1 Nothing would have been posted.

Speaker 35 If you just said it with your chest, no one would have cared.

Speaker 1 Also, it's so interesting because I feel like obviously like 90% of like cheating happens at work because you're like with that person all the time,

Speaker 1 which is like terrifying because like every time your spouse like goes to work, like they could potentially be cheating.

Speaker 35 It's terrifying because we have no one to cheat with because we work alone.

Speaker 35 You're like, wait a second.

Speaker 35 I literally was like, how great for our husband that we're just getting yelled at by Grace.

Speaker 35 We're just being called millennials by Grace. And that's my work name.

Speaker 35 We have our cats.

Speaker 1 Literally all I was thinking about. I was like, oh, my future husband's going to like love.
It's just me and Hannah.

Speaker 1 Unless I do go lesbian.

Speaker 35 No, but no, but let's be honest. Your husband will be jealous of us, but like, that's again none of my business.
None of my business.

Speaker 1 And I and I want him to be, you know? He should.

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Speaker 1 I want to know why your connection with Hannah is like so good.

Speaker 1 Wait, we have so many things to announce. Wait,

Speaker 1 let's do some admin first. Yeah.

Speaker 35 Wait, why do I not know what we're announcing? I'm scared.

Speaker 1 First, let me announce that.

Speaker 1 Okay, so on Thursday the 31st, Daphne is restocking their order in shirt, which is basically like the button-up shirt that can go over everything. And then a full summer restock will be August 26th.

Speaker 35 Okay.

Speaker 1 So the order in shirt's available July 31st, and the full summer restock is August 26th.

Speaker 1 And then our next announcement is Hannah and I are going to be on the Jimmy Fallon show, not

Speaker 1 one night, but two nights.

Speaker 35 And what are we doing?

Speaker 1 We are filling in for the announcer who is on vacation and they said, hmm, who can we get to fill in this role that's loud and doesn't stop talking? Let's call Hannah and Paige.

Speaker 1 So we will be announcing the Jimmy Fallon show on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Speaker 35 So I think that means we're like, hello, my gorgeous giglet. Yeah, literally,

Speaker 1 they're like, you know what? They've announced things before.

Speaker 35 They go, you know, Hannah's so good with the intros.

Speaker 1 What are the fans called of Jimmy Fallon? Like,

Speaker 1 something a word with an F?

Speaker 35 The Jimmyans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, something. We'll figure something out.
I'm sure there will be a script.

Speaker 35 Yes, hopefully there is a script. But let's be honest.
It's for the fits. We're going to take some fits.
Maybe we'll make some TikToks.

Speaker 1 It's for the fits.

Speaker 35 But Jimmy Fallon, you know, late night is, you know, going through a difficult time. So they called the big guns, which is the Giggly Squad.

Speaker 1 And then for our final announcement. What is it?

Speaker 1 I will be going to Hannah's house this weekend for two nights.

Speaker 1 We will just be enjoying a leisure Hamptons weekend this weekend. Hannah has so much planned, but she also said we don't have to do any of it.

Speaker 35 Yeah, like I'm going to plan everything so we could cancel it so we get an even higher high when we're laying down. I feel,

Speaker 35 I don't know, it's like so exciting.

Speaker 35 I feel like I'm a kid, and my mom finally said my best friend could come over for a sleepover, and I want it to go perfectly, but I also like don't want her to feel any pressure.

Speaker 35 And Des is nervous, Des is like being a resort manager and like running around talking about the grass. He's like, This grass is dry.
Why is this grass dry? I'm like, Okay,

Speaker 35 my mom called me. She's like, Can you make sure it's clean for Paige? I'm like, Yes, everyone calm down.

Speaker 1 No, it feels like our mom's like work schedules aligned and they were like okay this weekend is the weekend for you guys um i'm so excited i actually thought about like making a pasta salad and like bringing a pasta salad with me there's just so many things we can go full suburban mom like we can wake up go to pilates

Speaker 35 come back

Speaker 35 like complain about something

Speaker 35 go tan jump in the pool complain about more stuff i'm gonna absolutely like have a cocktail. Oh, yes.
I'm gonna have a cocktail on the side of the bottom.

Speaker 35 At like a very random hour and no one's gonna know. Like you're not giving, tell me you're drinking it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm just gonna like crack open a cocktail. I think that we'll probably like play some tennis.

Speaker 35 100%.

Speaker 35 And we may play golf. It's possible.
The problem with golf is it's so time consuming and I don't like being trapped. It's giving like the it's giving a cruise of sports.

Speaker 35 Like you can't just leave the golf course.

Speaker 1 I do want to swim from one end of the pool to the other, and I do want you to time me.

Speaker 35 Yes, and we can do mermaids. We can do

Speaker 35 what's it called? Handstands.

Speaker 35 We can see how long we could go underwater for. I do have extra goggles if you need.
Oh, perfect. And we're going to be reapplying our SPF.

Speaker 1 And I'm bringing Kitty.

Speaker 35 And you're bringing Kitty who.

Speaker 1 It's really, it's a cat sanctuary.

Speaker 35 Has she been to the Hamptons?

Speaker 1 She hasn't.

Speaker 35 Wait, we're going to do Summerhouse Daphne Butter Edition and see how many fights they get into.

Speaker 1 I kind of love that. Just like throwing them in a room together and being like,

Speaker 1 What do you think?

Speaker 35 I feel like Butter will get arrested.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I'm so excited.

Speaker 35 I'm so excited. I'm so happy.

Speaker 35 Also, I have an update. This is like very intrusive about my life, but I feel like we're there with the gigglers.

Speaker 35 My birthday's coming up.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 35 I'm turning 29. And

Speaker 35 I,

Speaker 35 Desni, like, you start kind of running out of gifts. Like, where you're five.
And, like, you know, you've kind of shown all the tricks, all the obvious ones you've gotten.

Speaker 35 And I feel like last birthdays we didn't do that well.

Speaker 35 Like, I've definitely fucked up a couple presents and he has also. But he surprisingly looks at me and he goes, by the way, I got you a really good present this year.

Speaker 35 And I was like, oh, interesting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I feel like this isn't even like a big, like, next year, I feel like, is a big one for you.

Speaker 35 Yeah, I just thought it was interesting that he, like, because off the top of my head, I'm like, is there something obvious that I've been wanting?

Speaker 35 But then I was on the phone with my mom, and my mom, I love to throw, I normally don't know what I want at all. And I was talking to my mom and she's like, what's something that you might want?

Speaker 35 And I go, you know, and Des is sitting next to me. And I go, you know, I would love a painting set.

Speaker 35 Like, I like, imagine me in the Hamptons with like the sun coming in, a little coffee, a little cat on my lap, and I'm painting, free painting, free balling, whatever comes to my heart.

Speaker 1 You're Rachel McAdams in the notebook.

Speaker 35 100%.

Speaker 35 And might I put it on Etsy? Might I not? I don't know. But I'm just painting and feeling myself.
And Dez goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 35 That's what I got you.

Speaker 35 And I go, gave it away. Wait, what? And he goes, you know, a giggler messaged me and told me that she thinks you'd love a painting set.
So full circle moment.

Speaker 35 The gigglers told Dez what I want before I even knew I wanted it.

Speaker 1 No, not the gigglers literally.

Speaker 35 Better be marriage.

Speaker 1 The gigglers better be ready for when I get engaged so that

Speaker 1 the man knows what rang. I mean.

Speaker 35 No, but like Dez reads his DMs from the gigglers and like he stays posted on my life. So the gigglers will give him little piece of advice when he's not with his other family.

Speaker 35 They're like, by the way, when you come back to Hannah.

Speaker 35 They're so thoughtful. No, the gigglers know me more than anything.
And I feel like.

Speaker 1 I didn't even think

Speaker 1 in the five years that you've been married. I haven't thought once to text Des and be like, hey, you should probably get her this.
Like, hasn't even crossed my damn mind.

Speaker 35 No, it's like so adorable. And I think it's because we did Hannah and Page Try New Things and they saw this like, you know, deep love of painting that I'd been suppressing for so long.

Speaker 35 And they said, I'm going to message her husband. And he was receptive.

Speaker 1 I miss Hannah and Page Try New Things.

Speaker 35 Everyone does.

Speaker 1 No, I miss it so freaking much. Actually, I was in an Uber the other day and I was just like thinking of random things that would be so funny if we tried.

Speaker 35 This is the thing. If you say like, Hannah and Page, can you try this? We'll be like, no.
But if they're like, can you do it for content for the gigglers? We're like, cancel all my plans. We're going.

Speaker 35 Like, it actually is a cool way to force us to do things.

Speaker 35 I want to try like

Speaker 35 glass,

Speaker 35 you know, when you like create glass art?

Speaker 1 I think we should start like a shared note of like really intense things that we like bucket list item things that we legitimately should try.

Speaker 35 But I'm not jumping off a plane.

Speaker 1 No, well, we're not like, there's no near death.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Unless we're having a bad week.

Speaker 35 Unless we need views. Like unless it's getting like really grim out here.

Speaker 35 We go, okay, is Hannah gonna survive? Pop culture moment.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 35 I have a celebrity couple I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 1 Can I try and guess? Yeah.

Speaker 1 New couple, old couple.

Speaker 35 They're like fairly new and like

Speaker 35 they were kind of in the press for a second. Now they're kind of back.

Speaker 31 Fairly new.

Speaker 1 In the press for a second. Now they're kind of back.

Speaker 35 Are they. It's really adorable.

Speaker 1 Are they Gen Z or are they millennial?

Speaker 35 Neither.

Speaker 1 Neither.

Speaker 35 Okay, so they're older.

Speaker 1 Meryl Streep and Martin Short.

Speaker 35 Obsessed with them.

Speaker 1 But that's not who you're thinking of.

Speaker 35 But it's that vein.

Speaker 1 She's famous. he's famous.
They're both famous.

Speaker 35 Yep. Older,

Speaker 1 Jennifer Aniston and whoever that new guy is.

Speaker 35 No. This woman also has been involved in like a lot of public love stuff.

Speaker 1 A lot of public love stuff.

Speaker 35 And she's kind of had her redemption story recently. Like she's on her redemption.

Speaker 1 Lindsay Lohan.

Speaker 35 No.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Give it to me.
Give me the first letter. P.

Speaker 1 Pete. Pete Davidson?

Speaker 35 No.

Speaker 35 Like, wait. She's on her redemption door.

Speaker 1 I was like, wait, he's a millennial.

Speaker 35 P-A. P-A.

Speaker 35 M.

Speaker 1 Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson.

Speaker 35 Have you seen them?

Speaker 1 I have seen them.

Speaker 35 So I'm also biased because I love Irish men.

Speaker 35 Yeah. And he is this older, funny.

Speaker 35 Cool Irish man that like is obsessed with her. Also, Liam Neeson is hot.
He's big. Yeah.
And he's, he's dangerous, but he's also tired, which you know, I love.

Speaker 35 Like, he could have back in the day punched someone out, but he doesn't want to anymore.

Speaker 35 I don't want him to have the energy to get into a bar fight, but I want to look like he's won a couple bar fights back in his day.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 35 And they're like adorable on the red carpet. I don't know.
And old people in general are adorable.

Speaker 1 You want to know what else? He's very masculine.

Speaker 1 Like he's very manly there's just something about him where you're like i'd be safe with him and that isn't that ultimately the only thing we want like where you feel like you can turn your brain off and be like safe and he gives that he gives both of those so immediately

Speaker 35 yeah and she i feel like he's so not her traditional type

Speaker 35 like I know he's an actor, but like musicians, men are so emotional.

Speaker 1 Well, creatives, I feel like, are so emotional, and that's why I can't do it.

Speaker 35 And you tend to be narcissistic because you're always like, my art. Like a man being like, my art,

Speaker 35 to express my feelings. Like, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 And it's like, if they're sitting in a glam chair at any point in their lives, get the fuck away from me. Get 10 feet securely away from me.

Speaker 35 But I love Billy Joel.

Speaker 35 I love Billy Joel. He's allowed to sing.
He's allowed to sing because he has a voice

Speaker 1 because he's of a different era.

Speaker 35 But he also talks like a trucker from Long Island. He's like, I'm Billy Joel.

Speaker 35 And he doesn't want the fame.

Speaker 35 If a man is an artist, I want them to be like a tortured genius that didn't want the attention, but they just have to do it to survive. But like, they don't want a photo shoot promotion.

Speaker 35 No. Like, if someone's like, you have to do a spread on this magazine, they were like, what's a magazine?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 No. I don't want my man ever doing a spread.
No one, don't do a spread.

Speaker 35 If you do a spread, my legs will never spread for you. Never.

Speaker 35 Never.

Speaker 35 Never.

Speaker 35 So I'm obsessed with them. I'm tracking them.
I'm checking in. Let's.
Fuck love. Young love.
Young love to me is depressing. Young love, I'm like, they're going to break up soon.

Speaker 1 Well, there's so many variables. There's so many variables.

Speaker 35 Old love, they've seen some shit.

Speaker 35 They're wise. They're wise.
There's a reason they're with each other.

Speaker 35 And also, it could be the last one.

Speaker 1 Also, there's something about

Speaker 1 a widower,

Speaker 1 you know, that it's just like, he actually, he didn't get divorced.

Speaker 20 His wife passed away.

Speaker 1 Like, and that is, I could cry. It's that, there's something so much more endearing.
So it's not like he has this, like,

Speaker 1 there's never the chance of him being like, oh, my fucking ex-wife. You know, like, that seems icky to me.
He would say, oh, my adoring,

Speaker 1 my late wife.

Speaker 35 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Oh, what a gut punch.

Speaker 35 You wouldn't be jealous of his late wife. You wouldn't be like,

Speaker 35 well, you thinking about her?

Speaker 1 Let me think if I am jealous.

Speaker 35 This is a hot topic.

Speaker 1 I'm 100% jealous because you want to know why? It's even worse because you can't be like, oh, that crazy bitch, because you can't speak ill of the dad, of the dad.

Speaker 35 Yes, that's such bad karma. And two, because she, he'll always love her more because he can't get her.

Speaker 35 And men love that.

Speaker 35 Men love a girl that is unattainable. And that bitch won.
She was like, you can't have that.

Speaker 1 And let me tell you something. I'm jealous of a high school girlfriend.

Speaker 1 I'm most jealous of the girl you lost your virginity to.

Speaker 35 Tell me about her.

Speaker 35 Oh, don't. No, don't tell me about her because I will be livid.
Yeah. I'll be livid.
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 The last girl, I'm not really thinking about her. I'm thinking about the first one you ever loved.

Speaker 35 Why is there something more powerful? Like, there's one, like, oh, yeah, I got the guy and like the other girls didn't, but there's something more powerful about you being like one of the exes.

Speaker 1 Wait, I didn't follow that.

Speaker 1 Sorry, that's rare for me, but you lost me halfway through.

Speaker 35 There's something.

Speaker 35 There's something more.

Speaker 35 I love being a girl that he never got more than the girl that he got.

Speaker 1 Yes. I feel like I have a lot of different men in my life where, like,

Speaker 1 I'll see them on my Instagram and I'll be like, oh, that's my ex-boyfriend. But we never dated.

Speaker 1 But there's something that it feels like we dated.

Speaker 1 And, like, you know, and I feel like an ex, but I'm not.

Speaker 35 Well, if you had like a crush phase, that's sometimes way deeper and more traumatizing than going on three dates with a guy than crushing on a guy for six months.

Speaker 35 Crushing on a guy for six months, that's dog years. That's 42 years.

Speaker 1 I had sex with a guy like twice and he ruined my life for like two years. And he did nothing.
You know, it was really just me internally.

Speaker 1 I was like, he's ruining my life. And everyone, all my friends are like, you guys haven't spoken in a year.

Speaker 1 But continuously ruining my life.

Speaker 35 But then like when you think of him, you're like, is that because he is thinking of me?

Speaker 35 And sometimes he is.

Speaker 1 Don't get me started on that.

Speaker 1 Do you know how many times I've woken up from a dream and I've dreamt of someone and I'm like, clearly they're thinking of me. I should text them.

Speaker 35 Don't, don't.

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Speaker 35 Eric Banna, who Zaddie.

Speaker 1 I keep seeing it, but I haven't clicked.

Speaker 35 Why I think you might like it.

Speaker 35 It is about murder, which is why I love it, but aesthetically, it's so beautiful because it's in Yosemite Park, not to be confused with Yosemite, which is not how you pronounce it.

Speaker 35 So the Yosemite, it's just like beautiful outdoorsy stuff, but you don't have to physically be there hiking. You could like appreciate it from your couch.

Speaker 35 So I like liked looking at the water and the beautiful mountains and the greenery.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay. So you loved the

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Speaker 1 I just like, I have no, this summer was just so interesting. We had no theme.
We had no show.

Speaker 35 I love talking about it like it's over.

Speaker 1 It's basically over. We had, here's the one thing, people like talking about pumpkin spice in the fall.
I'm not that out of touch with reality.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm grateful for the season and the moment we're in. Yeah.
But we're too deep into summer to now have a theme or have a song or have a show. We've missed it.

Speaker 35 Wait, you're right. There's no song.
And I actually have to say something because I know Hailey Bieber listens to the pod and I want to make a quick update. I want to apologize to the Academy.

Speaker 1 That you didn't give the album the proper listen.

Speaker 35 I didn't.

Speaker 1 And have you since?

Speaker 35 I'm fucking obsessed with the new Justin Bieber album.

Speaker 1 No, Hannah, because it's probably one of my favorite albums. It's definitely in my top three of like favorite albums of all time.

Speaker 35 Wow.

Speaker 35 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Speaker 1 And you know that means something coming from me who's not really musically inclined. I have that album on all day in my apartment.
And again, not me to my core.

Speaker 35 And you know what's cool about the album, I feel like sometimes musicians, again, Justin Bieber's a genius, and when you're first coming up, everyone's like, they're a genius, they're a genius.

Speaker 35 Then you blow up and then you get so big, everyone starts hating on you. Like, he's not as good.
He's not that good.

Speaker 35 And I feel like he probably missed being respected as this underground, cool artist, because you can't be underground once you're so big. But this album felt like underground just like from his heart.

Speaker 35 And I said, I said it didn't have

Speaker 35 choruses. That was false.
That was false. It has tons of choruses.

Speaker 35 I'm obsessed with the song Yukon.

Speaker 1 Because it's just so good.

Speaker 35 And he has so much swag.

Speaker 35 He has so much swag.

Speaker 1 And you want to know what I'm so thankful for? Especially because Gen Z, you know, like, look, they've got all their new words and all their new slang.

Speaker 1 And, like, I'm trying to keep up and I'm trying to like sound cool and I'm trying to like clock things and I'm trying to like purr and all this stuff.

Speaker 35 I still

Speaker 1 use the word swag all the time, and I felt as though I shouldn't have been using it anymore. Because I'm like, oh my God, that's like not a cool word anymore.

Speaker 1 But when I describe guys to my friends or even my mom, like you know how like you can describe a guy, like there's just something about them, like they have such a swag to them, and that's the only word that does like a good description.

Speaker 1 And I felt like it was dying.

Speaker 1 And now that he's made his album title swag I was like thank you because this is jargon that I use in my everyday life it's it's almost like a vintage moment for it it just describes things so perfectly like I'm not sitting here being like yeah but like his riz

Speaker 35 I wouldn't I'd sooner rather die no and I'm hanging out with a Gen Z teenager all summer which by the way I low-key got some hate because you know I was joking where he's like what's for what's for lunch and I'm like go hunt something and people were like, His mom's not gonna like how you're treating him.

Speaker 35 First of all, kids need to learn how to deal with adversity.

Speaker 35 Second of all, I got a breakfast burrito this morning, gave him half my burrito. I said, Now, if anyone says shit about me not taking care of you, I gave you half my burrito.

Speaker 35 He's like, Can I have the whole thing? And I'm like, No.

Speaker 1 Also, there seems like something illegal about like taking care of a 16-year-old. Like, that's sexy.

Speaker 35 Me and him are like the same age. We're literally, no, I'm a child, he's a child, I'm not taking care of a child.

Speaker 1 He should be getting us food.

Speaker 35 100%. I'm

Speaker 35 a girl. I'm a literal.
Respect your elders. Respect your elders.

Speaker 35 But

Speaker 35 I literally sat down with him and he was telling me all these SoundCloud rappers. But then I realized, then I was asking him, like, do you fuck with Drake? Do you fuck with Lil Wayne?

Speaker 35 Do you like Akon?

Speaker 35 Do you like Justin Bieber? And I realized, like, my generation...

Speaker 35 The older generation like our parents generation the music was so different, but our music is actually so similar to Gen Z.

Speaker 35 So we started listening to Drake together and like rapping together. And Dez is like, what are you guys doing? And then he really liked the Crocs I was wearing.

Speaker 35 And then I was like, am I a 16-year-old boy?

Speaker 35 He asked for my shorts. You know, I have these like long shorts I wear around the house.
He was like, can I have these? And I was like, yes.

Speaker 35 And if anyone says I don't take care of you, say, I gave you the clothes off my back. Off your back.
Wait. And then I got these like really ugly colored new balance shoes.

Speaker 35 And he was like, wait, they're really cool. And I was like, you can have them.
Cause I felt cool.

Speaker 1 Do you get called Aunt Hannah? Or just Hannah?

Speaker 35 He calls me Hannah.

Speaker 1 Well, he's like old. It's almost like he's too old to now call you Aunt Hannah.

Speaker 35 I love him, though. Like, he's my child.
And the other one who's 13, I love him too. But I'm like new to the family.
I'm like the new aunt. Yes.

Speaker 35 So I'm like, I have to, I sometimes am like trying to be too much like the fun aunt. Like I'm like, you need to tell me anything.
And Des is like, leave them alone.

Speaker 35 I asked him about tampons, and Des was like, please stop. I'm like, you're 16.
Like, this is healthy.

Speaker 35 This is woman's health.

Speaker 1 You're like handing out condoms.

Speaker 1 You're not a regular moment.

Speaker 35 If you want to drink, just tell me. No, I like literally don't drink, so I can't even help him get a beer.

Speaker 35 But there is, he was telling me some new words. I'm trying to find it in my notes, but I, oh, okay.

Speaker 35 No, I actually don't know it. There's a word for when you take a picture with someone and they make you look ugly because they're so good looking.

Speaker 35 But I don't know what it is. Also, he says, what's good mud? Mud?

Speaker 1 No, I can't with the kids. Wait, one thing I did want to bring up, since we're talking about like nostalgia.

Speaker 35 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have you tried the, have you had the snack wrap?

Speaker 35 The McDonald's snack wrap?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Is there any other snack wrap?

Speaker 35 No, I haven't, but like I need to. Oh, I've had it twice already.

Speaker 1 It came out on July 10th, and so obviously I got it on July 10th, and then I got it again

Speaker 35 like a week ago.

Speaker 1 They're so good, they're amazing, and I just want to put some respect on the millennials who single-handedly fought to bring that back. And it's like, if

Speaker 35 well, let's be honest, like, raps

Speaker 35 are not a trend, they're here to stay.

Speaker 35 And I'm sick of people being like,

Speaker 35 being like, they're just having their moment. No.

Speaker 35 They're part of the food group. And you could get a whole grain.

Speaker 1 You know what? And people forget about them. And

Speaker 1 they dismiss raps as if they're not.

Speaker 35 As if they're less than a sandwich. When honestly, people respect burritos.
People don't question a burrito, but then a rap comes and they go, what is this half-assed sandwich?

Speaker 35 No one's ever questioning a burrito.

Speaker 1 If anything, they're like, that is a fat burrito.

Speaker 1 When it comes to a rap, yeah,

Speaker 1 they're side-eyeing it. They're snarling at it.

Speaker 35 Yeah, like it's some weird health thing. But you know what? Yeah.
I need to carbohydrate with my shit. Yeah.

Speaker 35 Like

Speaker 35 I need something. I don't even know what a carb is, but I need it.

Speaker 1 I really think that I need to like wean off of carbs and dairy I mean after this weekend because I feel like this weekend is just gonna be like a dairy fest I have lactate it's gonna be just like a cheese weekend a cheesy weekend um

Speaker 1 but it's really fucking up my stomach but like a wrap is a great solution to like a baguette do you think your anxiety gives you stomach aches um

Speaker 1 Totally, but I'm gonna be honest, I can't tell you the last time I had like she goes, I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 35 Never felt anxiety before.

Speaker 35 What is anxiety? Sorry. Which is so funny because someone tagged me in something that said, my friend had a panic attack, but she called it a page dysorbo.
And she goes, I just had a page dysorbo.

Speaker 1 No, I love it so much. That's a PD.

Speaker 1 Last time I felt like I was having anxiety was Love Island, but... I was about to pass out.
So it's like, I actually can't be held liable for that.

Speaker 35 Yeah, that was your body, like, telling you you're going to die. So I feel like that was valid.

Speaker 1 I haven't taken a beta blocker blocker all summer, have I? Oh no, I took one when I had to speak at Create and Cultivate in LA, but and the time party. No,

Speaker 1 any of my stomach aches this summer have literally just been induced by dairy,

Speaker 1 and honestly, I love that for me. I'm so proud of myself.

Speaker 35 Because you know what? Let me just say something:

Speaker 35 we're women, we deal with like real pain. A stomachache followed by diarrhea takes 20 minutes out of my day.

Speaker 1 Light work.

Speaker 35 If light work.

Speaker 35 Light work. I welcome it.

Speaker 1 I welcome it.

Speaker 35 And my husband will be like, What are you doing? And I'm like, I have diarrhea. And he gets all worried.
And I go, but

Speaker 35 this is just part of this long, beautiful day I have. And this is one of the moments of this day that I'm so grateful to be alive for.

Speaker 1 I actually had a dream the other night that I was about to have diarrhea and I woke up, had diarrhea.

Speaker 35 Okay, put it in the loop. So, not only are women intuitive,

Speaker 1 but we're working on our schedules as we're sleeping.

Speaker 35 And I've never been more connected to myself.

Speaker 35 Thank you for waking me up. I do have a lot of people who are going to be able to do it.
When you're about to have your period, do you dream about your period? That happens to me. No.

Speaker 35 I always have a dream that I have my period and I wake up with it.

Speaker 1 Well, I never get my period, but.

Speaker 35 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 1 Wait, you know what's so fun about also having a cat is like she doesn't even know the exciting things that are about to happen.

Speaker 1 Like I literally just looked at Daphne on the couch and I wanted to be like, you don't even know that we're going to Hannah's this weekend.

Speaker 35 Wait, you guys, I'm

Speaker 35 okay. I'm a little sad because we have, remember my first three fosters, hazelnut, cashew, and peanut.

Speaker 1 All accounted for.

Speaker 35 No.

Speaker 35 Hazelnut got adopted by Andrew Collin and Brenna, who are my very close friends. I'm very happy I kept her in the family so I can check on her and honestly.

Speaker 1 You'll be able to see her.

Speaker 35 Every now and then I'm like, fuck, should I have kept Hazelnut? Like, I love her.

Speaker 1 And they're cat people. They have.

Speaker 35 Oh, yeah. She's going to be happy.

Speaker 35 It's literally like when you meet a guy who's great,

Speaker 35 but you're like, it's just not right timing. And then he meets someone else and you're like, kind of jealous, but you know, you can't be.
You're like, it wasn't for me. I can't.
It wasn't for us.

Speaker 1 And if it was written in the stars, it'll come back to me.

Speaker 35 I'll steal her. If I need her, I'll steal her.

Speaker 1 It's just, yeah.

Speaker 35 So, and I'll just be like, can I come over? And then I'll take her. And

Speaker 35 Peanut and Cashew, Cashew's like a little bit shy and they're kind of bonded. So the shelter is basically saying, take them together.
Yeah. Because they're so good together.

Speaker 35 But it's harder to get two cats adopted together because people are like, yeah, I want one. I don't want two.
But I'm going to be honest, one and two, same thing.

Speaker 35 And they have each other to cuddle with. So please, you guys, Peanut and Cashew are so fucking amazing and so cute if you like orange cats that are incredible.
But now I have a problem on my hand

Speaker 35 because I have

Speaker 35 this incredible, incredible, outgoing girl and her name, does named her yesterday. Her name's Cupid.
Cupid? Yeah, we call her QQ.

Speaker 35 We call her Cupid-y.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I don't want to pressure you, but like...

Speaker 1 Why can't why can't this be your cat, though?

Speaker 35 First of all, butter would slit her wrist. Second of all

Speaker 35 she

Speaker 35 wants affection all day like she's one of those cats you see on instagram where the cat's like on your chest and i love this baby so much she's right now just like lying on my shoe right next to me i literally can't wait to get there because i travel too much like i don't i want her to be with someone that can like cuddle her all day like you work from home you want a best friend she like she's oh she's just like but also she's just the best cat ever yeah and then we have rose and jack also known as Jack Black, but also Titanic reference.

Speaker 35 And they're so beautiful and so cute as well, but they're more like,

Speaker 35 they're like very beautiful looking. Where

Speaker 35 Cupid is like a silly runt of the litter. Okay.

Speaker 35 So anyway, they're going to be available for adoption, but like

Speaker 35 that's that's the update of my life.

Speaker 35 But naming cats is my new hobby. Like, you know how you like to name

Speaker 35 nail polish? I name cats.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that for you. And has Butter

Speaker 1 come out of her room at all?

Speaker 35 It was actually kind of sad. Last night, I have two cats on my stomach, as I do.
And I look through the glass door, and Butter's sitting there, just staring at me, like,

Speaker 35 are you, you fucking slutty cunt. Bitch.

Speaker 35 But she's also just like, how could you do this to me? How could you do this to me?

Speaker 1 She runs back to the bedroom. She says, do not trust.

Speaker 35 Trust. There's

Speaker 35 a lot.

Speaker 35 But her face, it was so funny. But then Des was like, oh, my God.
And she's looking at me like,

Speaker 35 how dare you?

Speaker 35 How could I trust you? Yeah, I trusted you.

Speaker 35 And she was also like, ew. Like, they're not even that cute.
They're not even that cute.

Speaker 1 Okay, but then when you go to bed at night, butter, like butter.

Speaker 35 So this is actually so sad. I cuddle.
I'm watching my murder docks. I'm cuddling with the kittens.
And then I shut the door. I leave them in the kitty room.
I get to bed. Des is asleep.

Speaker 35 She's on my pillow waiting for me. Rolled up.

Speaker 35 Stop. Rolled up.
So

Speaker 35 this is my summer, but it is kind of crazy because I'm literally on the road September to March.

Speaker 35 Oh.

Speaker 35 And I hate to say it. Hmm.
You're excited. I am, but I also like got spoiled traveling with you where I'm like, wow.
Like, it's so much more fun to travel and do this stuff with your best friend.

Speaker 35 Yeah. Because I'm like.

Speaker 1 Maybe I'll come for some of the weekends. No, you won't.
No, I won't. You should see.

Speaker 35 I'll be like in a random place. I'll be like in Wichita, Kansas.
And someone like 30 minutes in will be like, where's Paige?

Speaker 35 And I'm like, not, she did not want to come here. Somewhere with air conditioning, I'd assume.

Speaker 35 Okay, great. We have Oklahoma Oklahoma metadata.

Speaker 35 No, we love all you states. We love them all equally.

Speaker 35 You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us. We love you.
See us on Fallon. Look out for Daphne Drop.
Get tickets to my tour coming up. I just announced Carnegie Hall, which is cool.

Speaker 35 Oh my god, that's so cool. Yeah, it'll be fun.

Speaker 35 And other dates, so we love you, and we'll talk to you later. Bye.
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