Giggling about Fallon, nail biters, and local gossip

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harry, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my going late night gigglers?

Speaker 1 We're out in these streets. What are you texting? I'm getting my notes.
Oh, sorry. Well, you said why I did that so meaningful.
You said you had an anecdote. an anecdote.

Speaker 1 I have a small little anecdote to tell the gigglers. This morning, I was in a bagel mood.

Speaker 1 A couple years ago, I heard Michael B. Jordan on a podcast or like in an interview, and they were like, what's your bagel order? And I never forgot it.
And I get it all the time.

Speaker 1 And your life changed forever. My life changed forever.
I get...

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know what kind of bagel he got. I think he actually did cinnamon raisin, but whatever.
I do plain. I do plain bagel with cream cheese and jelly and bacon.
Oh, wow. It's so good.

Speaker 1 You're a little freak. It's like sweet and savory.

Speaker 1 Well, I love jelly. Yeah.
Anything with jelly, I love it. Do you like jam?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are you sure? It's like the same thing. I don't know.
I feel like jam's European. I feel like you're going to be like a 13-year-old boy and be like, what's the difference between jelly and jam?

Speaker 1 Let's fight about it for the next 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 You guys, we did Fallon.

Speaker 1 No, what a what a week. What well, the week hasn't even started.
Our book is out in two days, and we're doing we have to wake up early tomorrow for good morning, America.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I have such a phobia of waking up early. It's like my biggest nightmare.
It's like we're

Speaker 1 really not waking up early. We're taking a nap and then waking up 100% is how I look at it.
And then going back to sleep right after.

Speaker 1 But I want to walk the gigglers through literally every moment of of Fallon. Because it was so giggly squad coded.

Speaker 1 There was so many. So many things happened that I was like, this is so on brand.

Speaker 1 This is so giggly.

Speaker 1 So first of all, I found an outfit. You found an outfit.
Yep. Of course.
We looked like we matched. We matched.
We get there.

Speaker 1 Wait, before we even get there, can I tell you that I had an email come across my desk that said, hey, Paige, would you like to have your car pick you up earlier?

Speaker 1 And would you like to get to set earlier so that you can watch Hannah's worm rehearsal?

Speaker 1 You know, and like in a from a corporate NBC email with the phrase, like, worm rehearsal, I was like, Absolutely, please change my car. I would love to be there to watch her worm rehearsal.

Speaker 1 Wait, so we have to backtrack actually because it starts with a pre-interview. Yeah.
When an important pre-venture gets on,

Speaker 1 which we've had a lot of pre-interviews because we've done a lot of like live morning shows.

Speaker 1 This particular pre-interview, I was nervous. You were nervous.
I was nervous. I could tell you were nervous, and you are never nervous.
So when I pick up that you're nervous, I get

Speaker 1 everybody's like, I was like, well, because they're like, first of all, do you guys have any front stories? When I say you're overthinking, we have a problem. We have a serious problem.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, calm down. So when I did stand up for Fallon, you send like the five minutes in a a video or written form.
They give you edits. You then have to practice it.

Speaker 1 Like it's a very detailed process. It takes like weeks.
So she was on the phone. She was just like, what story do you guys want to tell? And I was like, it has to be the best story ever.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then she was like, I was like, what if we do our psychic story? And she's like, what is it? And I start saying it and I start like fucking it up because I was like nervous.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were like doing it full out. Yeah.
I was like, you got to be there. It's funny.
It's funny. It's funny.
And then she sent like what she recommended we talk about.

Speaker 1 And then I was texting you the night before. I was like, are we sure this is what? Yeah, you were like, I feel like, what if we switch it to this? Or like, I'm overthinking.

Speaker 1 And I was like, do you like this? Do we, do we joke about our cat? And you were like, calm the fuck down. We're going to be fine.
I was like, oh, yeah. I literally was so fine leading up to it.

Speaker 1 And honestly, it's because I had no stress about my outfit. No, you were so calm.
Clearly calm. Granted, we did take enough beta blockers that we could knock our head against the wall.

Speaker 1 I took two. You took two.
Yeah, I took two, which are 10 each. So I was in the green room, and your stylist knocks on the door and just quietly hands me a blue pill.

Speaker 1 Like pink, sorry. We're not taking Viagra.
We're doing Valentine.

Speaker 1 Come on. I'm kinky, but I'm not that crazy.

Speaker 1 One episode, we just both take Viagra, see what happens. Wait, it is funny that, like, in different situations, I've just handed random people a pill and been like, can you give this to Hannah?

Speaker 1 With no thought of, like,

Speaker 1 any, I could be giving you anything.

Speaker 1 And let's show this before.

Speaker 1 Let's showbiz. I'm like, hey, can you knock on Hannah's dressing room? Tell her to pop one of these.
You fully turned her stylus into a drug mule in NBC.

Speaker 1 Well, because I know the timing of when we need to take that. You know, I actually brought mine,

Speaker 1 but I felt like it was better if we'd be more connected if I had yours.

Speaker 1 So I knock on Paige's door and I go, you want to practice? And she's like, whatever, like, I'm good. And I was like, okay, well, I need to practice.

Speaker 1 I want to make sure we're on the same page with our answers.

Speaker 1 And we were really nervous. But then we get an email also saying, do you guys want to play charades with Patrick Schwarzenegger? Yeah.
And John Hamm.

Speaker 1 Now, John Hamm knows who you are.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Let's

Speaker 1 backtrack. Let's backtrack.
I kept seeing like all these messages and like comments being like, I wonder if Paige and John Hamm talked about Bravo. John Hamm and I are old friends.
Go way back.

Speaker 1 We go so way back. We go way back to Mad Men.

Speaker 1 We go way back to the

Speaker 1 assistant.

Speaker 1 I would have crushed that room. You would have.
No, we saw him at Vanity Fair. We met him at Vanity Fair.
And so we like got our bravo gossip out then.

Speaker 1 So then seeing him at Jimmy Fallon, it was more like, oh my God, how are you? How are you? How have you been? How are the kids?

Speaker 1 How are the kids? How have you been, John?

Speaker 1 I actually did watch his new show that he he was on. They're promoting.
It was so good. That's very exciting.
It was really, it was interesting. He was talking about how he hasn't.

Speaker 1 He's doing SNL this weekend. Yeah.
Or he did. Yeah, he did it.
He did it. And he said how he hadn't done SNL for 15 years.
Oh, wow. And like, it's interesting just the career.

Speaker 1 Maybe there was a reason, but like. Wait, that doesn't seem.
It's just the career of actors.

Speaker 1 Like, you have to get like a certain role that you're promoting in a certain way to like have that kind of press tour. Oh, I need to watch him on SNL.
Because he is funny naturally. He's a goofball.

Speaker 1 He's a performer.

Speaker 1 And then Patrick comes up to us. Now, let me just say, I think I was chill around him.
Yeah. Cause I didn't see White Lotus.
Okay. So I was, he reminded me of my brother, like same age.
Yeah. So cute.

Speaker 1 And I was like, hi. Yeah.
He was such a like boy. You were like, I loved your work.
Yeah. I was like obsessed with you and White Lotus.
You're phenomenal. You're phenomenal.

Speaker 1 This outfit is giving, it's giving trendy. Yes.
It's giving nuances. Yes.

Speaker 1 And we were like, is this your first time and he was like yeah and i was like us too we're so similar and then we were like we're playing charades yeah and we looked at him we're like i don't know about you but we're not fucking around tonight and he kind of looked at us like okay calm down and we're like look we were like we're really competitive haha not to be like eminem but we got one shot did not miss a chance to blow this opportunity comes once in a lifetime and then john said to us john ham

Speaker 1 johnny boy john said um just to let you know jimmy fallon is very competitive Like he loves the game.

Speaker 1 He loves

Speaker 1 games. And so then in my head, I was like, okay, we have to win.
I'm not going on national television playing shirts. Oh, this is what my dad said to me after.

Speaker 1 He goes, Paige, it was just like, it was so good because you want to know what? You're a gamer.

Speaker 1 I was like, am I? We're a baller. You're Aristotle.
You grew up gaming, okay? Every year at Thanksgiving, we play Family Feud in the backyard. You're a gamer.

Speaker 1 You might not know that, but you grew up a gamer. So you're a competitive.
We got less nervous because it stopped being like, oh my God, we're on Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1 We were just like, we have to win this game of showing. I literally felt like I was on game night with my friends.
But then they were like, okay, Hannah, you and Paige count as one person.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, so women count as half as people. Cool.
I didn't get that joke. We didn't get to play that joke.

Speaker 1 No lie. I did.

Speaker 1 I said, in this political climate, women don't count as one person.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay. Here's another thing.
I'm not a whole person. When you're filming the show, everyone's mics are on.
Everyone's mics are open.

Speaker 1 So when you said that joke and I laughed, he was, I talked over him a little. Got it.
So it's like a fuzz on me and it's like ruining my whole day. Wait, I hate when that happens.
Okay, keep going.

Speaker 1 Did you get it? I think so. Because I'm going to be stressed.
No, so he was like introducing the show and then I tried to sneak in my little one-liner. Didn't hit, but it's fine because later

Speaker 1 later on, I complimented Patrick's bell bell bottoms. So I got like my little line in.
But the funniest part is I realized I'm very competitive and I was going to win.

Speaker 1 But then I realized I actually don't know how to play Sherades.

Speaker 1 No, that was the best part. We're literally.
I was like, let's fucking go. What's the rules? You were like, we were about to walk out.
You're like, I don't really actually know Sherades.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you'll catch on.

Speaker 1 I didn't have a childhood. And then the woman started explaining it.
I swear to God. You got more confusing.
I swear to God, it was like one of those memes, like where everything started.

Speaker 1 And you were nodding. And I was like, okay, at least she knows what's going on.
because she was like and the first one and then the second one and i i lost it

Speaker 1 and i can't look at that important producer and be like can you start over you're like sorry what's the rules again

Speaker 1 you won it for both bye bye bye and kung fu panda you've never once seen kung fu panda i've never seen kung fu panda in my life yeah something came over me and it was like our moment the words just came out of my mouth i i got like summoned by something yeah and then the lasso thing when i first saw ted lasso i said oh no because i was like this is a hard one What are we going to do?

Speaker 1 And then obviously at the exact same time, me and you start doing a like sexy lasso.

Speaker 1 We're just like, we've been cowgirls. And then when in the time.
We're adaptable. With anything.

Speaker 1 We're adaptable. We're malleable.
We deal with adversity. In any situation.

Speaker 1 Because I was like a little too calm around Patrick. Yeah.
We, when we finally win the game, I go over to him and he goes up for a high five and I go, get in here. And I I give him like a bear hug.

Speaker 1 And it's very obvious he started with a high five. And I was like, no, no, no.
And I could have picked him up in that. We're a family.

Speaker 1 But then he's commenting on my Instagram being like, let's play Charades in LA. No, because we were

Speaker 1 weirdly good.

Speaker 1 We were all very in tune with each other. It was a magical chemistry.
We're forever connected. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think he is also low-key very funny too. Like his bit on the show, like making the protein shake, like that was funny.

Speaker 1 Well, him saying that I didn't know that with White Lotus, it was like a reality TV show where you can't tell people what happened. Yeah, like Mike White is like, you cannot tell anyone who died.

Speaker 1 Did you watch his interview where his fiancé was like, Who'd you, did you make out with anyone? Yeah, and he was like, I can't tell you.

Speaker 1 And she's like, Are you sure who died? And he's like, I can't tell you anything.

Speaker 1 And she's like, You can't tell me who you hooked up with. And he's like, No.
And then it aired. And she's like, Your brother?

Speaker 1 I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 It must be so funny i didn't see it yet to like watch it but this is his first like breakout role yeah um no we're very proud of him we're very proud of our little patty boy we're big fans of him and john's sick of us seen us everywhere yep is keeps running into us and jimmy fallon i'm obsessed with him okay so jimmy will typically like come back and say hi to everyone for like a second before the show

Speaker 1 but He knew that you guys went to the same college and he was like extra excited to talk to us. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's like a perfect example of when people are like, oh, don't meet your heroes. He's a perfect example of like, he was exactly what you would expect and what you like want him to be and

Speaker 1 better. I have to say, there's nothing like riffing with a...
comedic celebrity you look up to. Yeah.
It's actually my like everything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like I just asked him and he's like, oh, I was born in Brooklyn. Yeah.
And he was like, oh yeah. And I go, but pizza.
And he starts going, you know. You guys do for five minutes.

Speaker 1 He starts just ripping about acting like we're Italians. The amount of unsolicited dancing that goes on on that show

Speaker 1 that I wanted no part. I mean, I couldn't have stood there more.

Speaker 1 PH coded. I was like, oh my God.
I looked at you. I said, bitch, don't embarrass me.
Pretend you're excited to dance with me. I'm like, I can't dance.
I'll leave you. Jimmy loves music, loves dancing.

Speaker 1 Not to defend myself, because I haven't been looking at any comments, but the worm video has been going around.

Speaker 1 Weird worm phenomenal. And do you think that that was your

Speaker 1 like the worm is now officially retired?

Speaker 1 So I just want to say they brought it up to me. They said, Hannah, do you want to do the worm? Yeah.
And I said, I thought you guys would never ask. Obviously, I want to do the worm.

Speaker 1 They were like, Do you want to retire the worm? And I was like, honestly, maybe. Like, my knees are hurting.
My lower back hurts. And then I got off a call and I was like, that's my baby.

Speaker 1 I can't say it's over and then like lie to the people. Right.
Because I know it takes one girl. It's not over.
It takes one girl in the crowd going, Hannah, do the worm. And I'm a people pleaser.

Speaker 1 And I said, you know what?

Speaker 1 I'm doing it. So, no, the worm is not retired.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe it'll evolve. But I think, am I like a worm comedian now? I just think, like, if you were to retire it, what a place to retire.
True.

Speaker 1 But then we,

Speaker 1 when I was walking on the stage, you have to like step up. And Jimmy put his hand out.
And at first I went to like shake his hand, but then I realized like, oh, maybe he's like lifting me up.

Speaker 1 And we had this very awkward

Speaker 1 hand moment. And I thought he wasn't going to bring it up.
But then he immediately was like, what the fuck was that? Am I okay?

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, I'm not. And we just rolled with it.
My question is, do you think our psyche from Salem saw that episode? I think that she,

Speaker 1 we love her. Love.
We're obsessed with her. And I think she realizes that we've been able to monetize

Speaker 1 her work, and that's what she wanted for us. And one thing she did say about us is that our careers will flourish, but we are very mentally ill.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm drinking a fruit punch right now. Things have gone awry.

Speaker 1 We haven't even started our press week for the book, and we're exhausted.

Speaker 1 No, I'm exhausted. I was also in California for two days, which is not recommended.
No, friends. Not even for Coachella.
No. Well,

Speaker 1 I would never.

Speaker 1 Have you been looking at Coachella content?

Speaker 1 Anyone who has FOMO, like who isn't at Coachella, who's having FOMO, I don't relate to you in any capacity whatsoever.

Speaker 1 Mind you, the people there, I don't relate to them either. But like, I feel like in an even bigger capacity.
But there's nothing about Coachella. There's not one single thing that I would be like.

Speaker 1 That seems nice. You also see like A-list celebrities jammed like sardines trying to watch something.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, if they're having that experience, imagine what a regular human's going through right now. No.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 And I just like, I think Lady Gaga gave a great performance. Like, I was looking at videos from that and it looked cool, but like, I'll catch her when she's

Speaker 1 on my flip side. Yeah, I'll catch her when she's at a venue.

Speaker 1 There's something about being in a place where I can't find the bathroom, don't know where water is, don't know where food is, don't know where my friends are, don't know where my phone is, that that's my worst nightmare.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing: these things, but these festivals, like,

Speaker 1 if I can't leave, like, if I can't be like, okay, I'm calling a Uber and it'd be there in like a reasonable amount of minutes and I get the fuck out of there. No, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 And then people are like, it's fine, you're on drugs. And I go, an even bigger reason

Speaker 1 why I need to be able to call an Uber.

Speaker 1 And then I wasn't, I didn't know that people like legit camp.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know that. So I'm on TikTok where it's like, it's like not influencers.
It's like real people going to Coachella to like enjoy like what the actual festival is and they're camping.

Speaker 1 And I'm so like,

Speaker 1 but how are you doing? How are you locking it? Like, how are you leaving? What are you leaving in there? And like, you're trusting all these people. It's just, I can't.

Speaker 1 It's this is like actually what healthy people do. I feel like it's a sense of community.
I don't want it. That we don't understand.
I mean, we have a giggle squad. We don't need anything else.

Speaker 1 We have the gigglers. Why would we need to go dehydrated and black out on an island? And the outfit.
I'm just like i don't

Speaker 1 i what are you

Speaker 1 what to bring so everyone's just wearing a really thick belt or two

Speaker 1 everyone's wearing 8 000 belts calling it a skirt putting cowboy boots on and then like a halter yeah yeah

Speaker 1 and i'm like cool yeah if you like it i love it like but it's not they're not outfits it's like

Speaker 1 And then some people, I can tell, are fucking sweating. Like they're committing to like a fur or something and

Speaker 1 not worth it. If I'd need my stamp, I'd need so many things to even make it to like 2 p.m.

Speaker 1 Like I'd need my Stanley. I need, you know, like

Speaker 1 I make fun of you for not like being that into music, but let's be honest, we're similar. Me and you like rap and hip-hop

Speaker 1 and top 40. Yeah, we love the top 40.
I looked at the Coachella lineup. I know three people.
Oh, we love the top jail.

Speaker 1 And I'm not going to Coachella to see Lady Gaga for 30 minutes. You know what I mean? No.

Speaker 1 Like, and yeah, it's nice to see women in the arts yeah which i support her but like again you're like i don't know also strangers and i feel like gen z like just learned about lady gaga like i don't oh yeah it's they're excited it's a new thing for them yeah yeah alex earl was talking about how she was dancing and some girl behind woman behind her was like there's other people here like people are getting into altercations it's i'll go on the subway if i want that to happen to me And I think I'm past the age where like I'm sharing.

Speaker 1 I was just going to say I'm past the age where I'm sharing a house with people.

Speaker 1 But truly, like, I'm past the age.

Speaker 1 I'm past the age.

Speaker 1 I can't do it.

Speaker 1 I keep getting TikToks of like girls getting ready together in the morning. And I'm just like, you just met them, though.
They're going to steal your shit.

Speaker 1 I'm literally watching Coachella TikTok as a mom. I'm like, are you locking any of that off? Where's my Charlotte Tilt? I blush.
I'm like, do you have a buddy? Because

Speaker 1 no, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 I am starting to be be like, are you guys hydrating though? Yeah. Yeah, make sure you're drinking water.
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Speaker 1 We both wore Banana Republic today, but we definitely did not talk to each other about the vibe. We're not going to

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Speaker 1 What are you wearing from Banana Republic? Okay, this is, I love like an off-white, like ivory little summer dress. So this is adorable and it has like ruching.

Speaker 1 And it's just like cute for so many different events. I like buying things that I immediately in my head, I'm like, okay, I could wear this three different places.

Speaker 1 And you could dress it up or down. And what are you wearing, Hannah? I always need a nice, crisp, white button.

Speaker 1 you wear a lot of white button-ups but I have these gorgeous blue jeans and I love the cut you know I'm very picky with my jeans I know and also because I have a big butt it's hard to find a jean that fits but not to

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Yes. And I start my outfits.
Let's be honest.

Speaker 1 You've been talking about since the fall.

Speaker 1 Since I was on the plane home last year, I was like, what are my outfits for next summer? I could see you wearing this. And I've already started like mentally preparing, mentally prepping.

Speaker 1 And like this dress, she's daytime shopping, but maybe she's nighttime dinnering. So you need things that are flexible that you could pick up and wear multiple times.

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Speaker 1 I need like a nice dress, like something that says I'm proper, but also fashionable. Would you ever wear that to a bridal shower? No, it's white.

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Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, like I know the event, you tell me, don't make me scroll through hundreds of pages.

Speaker 1 So, the evening edit is so good because I am invited to a wedding or two this summer and I want to look at what's good for nighttime events. Yeah, and I love scrolling through an edit.

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Speaker 1 Okay, I came across this Instagram of a very famous person who I like love, and I don't know why I've just like never looked at at her Instagram page in the way that I should have. Camilla Cabello.

Speaker 1 Oh, have you ever looked at her Instagram? Just like the aesthetic that she gives. Wait, this is the singer.
Yes. Oh, yeah.
She goes off. Like, she's in the aesthetic.
Do me a favor.

Speaker 1 Go on your phone right now. Go on Instagram.
Well, is she still blonde? I feel like once she went, oh, never mind. Go to her Instagram right now.
Okay. I love when you tell me what to do.

Speaker 1 Tell me, this is not

Speaker 1 an exact,

Speaker 1 like,

Speaker 1 replica of if you and I had a baby.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, like, is that not our child? Wait, it is. Why did we birth Camilla Cabello? And, like, obviously, she'd be a phenomenal singer.
She gets that from you. You know,

Speaker 1 she loves a mini skirt. She gets that from me.

Speaker 1 She loves wearing it with a tie. She gets that from you.
Also, petite, but big butt. No.

Speaker 1 She's tiny, but she's quirky. Pulls off a bang, but is also outgoing.
Yeah. Is also outgoing.

Speaker 1 Kind to strangers,

Speaker 1 but also looks like she's an introvert extrovert. Yeah.
Wait, that's really she's our love child. I see that.
I see that. Right? I love that.
Yeah. Our daughter.

Speaker 1 I just thought I needed to tell you that. Wait, one other thing about Fallon.
When you got home that night, did you watch it like on TV?

Speaker 1 It was funny because I got home and I laid down and I ordered Chinese food and I was just eating Chinese food in silence.

Speaker 1 And Des was looking at me and he's like, back in my day when I used to do like a big performance, we used to have been out partying. I would have been with the celebs on the show.

Speaker 1 We would have been at a club right now. Look at you.
Look at you. I said, I'm...
A tired married woman. No, after my dad was like, come on, let's go out to dinner.

Speaker 1 I was like, come on, do we have to dinner? I was like, Paige is probably with her family, but I was like, I'm lying down. My thing is, like, I put 110% into my art.
No, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 Okay, the next day, I was so exhausted, but I was like, why am I so tired? Because we put the adrenaline and like being that peppy and on

Speaker 1 is actually so mentally draining. It's mentally draining to know, like, we knew so many eyes were going to watch it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And honestly, like, the day before I started to like lose my appetite a little, that's when I know I'm nervous. Yeah.
I never lose my appetite.

Speaker 1 I never do. But yeah, I just laid down after, and

Speaker 1 that's my my life. Like,

Speaker 1 I enjoy the highs, and then I want to enjoy the lows. I also realize why you love your Stanley so much.
Why? Because it makes you feel tiny, because it's so big.

Speaker 1 It does make me feel strong. Here's another thing I just want to say.
We're on morning TV all week.

Speaker 1 Late night was perfect for us. Late night was a bad day.
Those were a thrives.

Speaker 1 Like, I actually get more nervous for morning TV because I'm like, okay. I can't form a sentence.
I can't say

Speaker 1 a bad word. I can't fully, I'm not fully awake till 5 p.m.
And then I'll eat a big meal and then get sleepy again. And then I'm like fully awake at nine.

Speaker 1 No, I actually loved the workday in which Jimmy Fallon was. It was like, you got there at like three.
No, what time we got there? We got there at like four.

Speaker 1 Little rehearsal, whatever. We're on at like five.
You're done by six. See you at two.
See you. Peace out.
See you.

Speaker 1 And we did a podcast with Chelsea Handler earlier. Oh, yeah, we did earlier in the day.
So we're working women. Chelsea Handler is like my, I'm like obsessed with her in a creepy way.
Did it come off?

Speaker 1 Did I come off creepy? No. Okay, good.

Speaker 1 It did come off, though, that you really admire her.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 this is all in a very simple thing. But this is my question.

Speaker 1 You know who you want. to give people their flowers, but then you give them their flowers too much and they don't see you.
They see you as like, I am.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're like, I'm not trying to be inauthentic. I truly do think like X, Y, and Z about it.
But I think that, and she's also like really nice to me. Yeah, she's really nice.
She's really nice.

Speaker 1 But like as in she's now at the point of our relationship where she's shitting on me, which is like that was my goal. Yeah.
Like for Chelsea Hammond

Speaker 1 to roast me. Not that I'm surprised.
She's as nice as she is, but I am surprised for like how big, how famous she is, how big she is, how like truly normal she is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like when we were talking to her, like it really was just like. She's, they're just really welcoming, like her generation.
They're very like, this is fun. What are the kids up to?

Speaker 1 what are the kid i hope you guys make it you know like i'm gonna leave but you guys got it well chelsea's books were like the only books i read yeah so that's why when they asked us to write a book i was like i want to make it like me giggling reading chelsea handler that's what i want the giggles i remember when that show came on e oh my gosh when chelsea lately was on like first premiered on e it was like No one religion.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And then when she would just like shit on the guests, it was so funny.
It was was so good.

Speaker 1 And we got her to give a quote in the back of our book saying, I think I met them once, Chelsea Handler.

Speaker 1 So you guys,

Speaker 1 chase your dreams. Live your life.
Live your life. Chase your dreams.
Live your truth. Live your truth.
And live in your truth. No, we've had a great week.
Mental health moment. Okay.

Speaker 1 Have you heard of the burnt toast theory?

Speaker 1 The burnt toast theory. The burnt toast theory.
It's on TikTok.

Speaker 1 Ooh, I like how you're trying to figure it out. I feel like I have heard of it, but I don't know what it is.
It's not the let them theory. Okay.

Speaker 1 The burnt toast theory is like when something inconvenient happens in your life, like you burn your toast and you're like, fuck. And then you have to like

Speaker 1 throw it out. Yeah, and you're so annoyed by it.
Or little things like, yeah, you break something, you drop something, or you forget something.

Speaker 1 The burnt toast theory is that that happened to you for a reason because the universe needed you to like not move forward in that moment.

Speaker 1 Like this is like a little aggressive, but like, maybe it's protecting you from like getting hit by a car.

Speaker 1 Got it. That's like an extreme example, but like there's other examples.

Speaker 1 But basically how the overall message is like when little bad, annoying things happen to you, trust that like the universe is actually guiding you.

Speaker 1 Actually,

Speaker 1 let the toast get burnt.

Speaker 1 Like when you're in a rush and like your dress gets caught on like the door handle and you're like, today of all days. Yes.
And how it's like, no, maybe that's, this is your timing. Okay, I like that.

Speaker 1 I like that. Just and I also learned that my cortisol levels are really high.
Are you on cortisol TikTok? Yeah. Okay, same.

Speaker 1 So apparently, I'm supposed to slow down with everything I do. Good luck.
And I'm very quick.

Speaker 1 Like, when I'm trying to, like, make cereal, you'd think I was like at a bar at closing time trying to like rush and get everyone's order out. Here's how I know we work a lot.
And it's

Speaker 1 like when I say around other adults, more adultier adults than me, like, okay, and in May, I'm going to really take some time off. And they laugh and say, like, yeah, sure, you are.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It actually makes me feel like an adult. I'm like, oh, they think I'm a workaholic in my lifetimes.
And I think this would be my persona.

Speaker 1 You went from people being like, Paige never works to like, Paige has a problem.

Speaker 1 Paige has a problem. We have to have an intervention.
My parents are like, but are you stopping and enjoying? I'm like, who has the time to stop and enjoy? I stop and enjoy.

Speaker 1 This is a fucking vacation. I fucking wish I could stop and enjoy.
Let me ask you guys something. Are you stopping and enjoying? Good.

Speaker 1 Hope you are, because I'm certainly not the problem is whenever i stop to try to process something i get upset no

Speaker 1 last time i tried to stop take january off i got eviscerated okay

Speaker 1 get your ass back in the house you literal whore i was like okay okay sorry tried to have a nice time

Speaker 1 they were like no That's for men. Stopping and enjoying is for men.
Get back to work, bitch.

Speaker 1 Jesus. No, but you have been...
This is the thing. You like glam.
And that's why I think you're kind of thriving right now. Here's the thing.
I'm obsessed with glam.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 no, actually, I had like a sad thought the other day because like

Speaker 1 emotional roller coaster. I had a sad thought the other day because I was like looking around at my glam team and I was like, oh my God, like these are my best friends.

Speaker 1 Like truly, these have become like my best friends. And then I had a thought where I was like, well, I pay them to be here.

Speaker 1 Like, do they feel bad about me?

Speaker 1 Like, like, okay, I was thinking about it.

Speaker 1 Like, obviously, if I get married and have a bachelorette party, like, Taylor's coming to my bachelorette party, not as my makeup artist, but like as my friend.

Speaker 1 But I'm not sure if she's like, if she happens to do your makeup,

Speaker 1 but if she brings your makeup, I'm not going to say no to it. But I'm like, oh, but also like I pay her, but like, I think she really does like me.

Speaker 1 We did have a point where a couple of weeks ago, someone was gifted our book to like do a review and they were like telling us all these compliments and they were like, We love the book.

Speaker 1 And for a second, I was like, Wait, this is huge because no one besides our family or people we pay have read the book and told us what they really think. So it was like a beautiful moment.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. But this is the thing.
You've been getting glam like literally every day.

Speaker 1 And you're really, you love it. I love that.
There's an emotional toll to glam. Yeah.
Because like it's not like, like when I was playing sports, you just show up and try to perform. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Glam means you need to hope that your swollen face looks good or like everyone's disappointed. More often than not, I'm in glam longer than whatever I'm getting ready for.

Speaker 1 There are rare cases where I've gone to the actual thing

Speaker 1 and it's taken

Speaker 1 glam. You take photos or you do like a quick TikTok.
Actually, someone came in, I was doing glam, and someone was like, oh, you don't play music during glam.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh my God, no, I never play music during glam because we're gossiping.

Speaker 1 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Also, during glam, it's like my one time to have silence. Yeah.
When we're not chatting. Like, I don't need, the parties will start.
Yeah. But glam is like.

Speaker 1 I've heard there are some celebs that meditate during glam. I heard there's some celebs that like fully sleep during glam.
Taylor could never. No.
We could literally never. No.

Speaker 1 I also like hearing them gossip. Yeah.
Like, because I like feeling, I like local gossip that I'm not involved in.

Speaker 1 Local gossip? Local gossip that you're adjacent to? I'm adjacent, so like I know the names, but like they know

Speaker 1 the player, but like, yeah,

Speaker 1 and makeup artists. Here's the other, wait, the best.
Here's the other thing about working so much.

Speaker 1 When there is local gossip that you're adjacent to, people are more apt to tell you because, like, I've had so many people be like, don't tell anyone, and then be like, who are you going to tell?

Speaker 1 And I have become that friend where it's like, who is Paige even going to tell you? Paige is locked up working. She doesn't talk talk to anyone.
She's not gonna tell anyone.

Speaker 1 Let's spill our guts to it. Oh my God.
I have a crazy story.

Speaker 1 Speaking of local gossip.

Speaker 1 So I had to, next day out of Jimmy Fallon, I had to get on a, wake up at 5 a.m., fly to San Francisco,

Speaker 1 do a casino show. Okay.
Next morning, jump on a flight at like 8 a.m. You're a workaholic.

Speaker 1 I get on the flight and my seat, there's a woman and then there's my seat. And in my seat is like her bag and her hat.

Speaker 1 And I was like, must be like some confusion. I was like, hey, sorry, like, that's where I'm sitting.
She looks up and I can immediately tell like her eyes are kind of off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she goes, I know who you are.

Speaker 1 And starts pointing at me. And I go, what's happening? You're like, you're drunk.

Speaker 1 And I'm telling you, this is 8 a.m.

Speaker 1 So she's...

Speaker 1 Blackout. Blackout.
And like pointing at me.

Speaker 1 Like, how old? Like. 47, she told me.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So I'm immediately like,

Speaker 1 this is the worst day of my life. Like, this is actually my nightmare.
This happens to you a lot more than the average person.

Speaker 1 You get sat next to a crazy a lot more than the average person. So I sit down and she's...

Speaker 1 having like the time of her life. Like she's putting her hat on me.
She's asking me for like summer house tea.

Speaker 1 She's like punching me like joking. And at first I was like, I was like, is she going to get kicked off the flight? Like this is bad.

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm holding her drink because she keeps almost knocking over. And I'm like, I can't have her knock her drink on my,

Speaker 1 I can't do that.

Speaker 1 But then

Speaker 1 she starts talking about like her ex-husband who she hates. She hates.
Yeah. And I was at first annoyed.
And then I was like, why do you hate him?

Speaker 1 I feel bad for you and then I don't. If we're going to be here for an hour and a half, I'm going to make the most of it.
I said, what did he do to you?

Speaker 1 You're like, look, I need to know everything there is to know about.

Speaker 1 When I tell you 20 minutes in, she's crying. I'm holding her hand.
I'm saying, you're so fucking strong. I said, fuck that dude.
I fucking hate him. He doesn't fucking deserve you.

Speaker 1 People are looking over. Me and her are the two drunk ones now.

Speaker 1 Then she does the showing me everything in her camera role.

Speaker 1 So she's showing me her kids.

Speaker 1 Her kids' kids. Kids' kids.
Then she was renovating her kitchen. And I was thinking renovating my kitchen

Speaker 1 i was like how did you choose that tile

Speaker 1 i said how did you choose that tile and she was getting into it but then she recently got married you're like i was laminated

Speaker 1 but then she keeps forgetting that she's telling me

Speaker 1 so we went through a couple stories

Speaker 1 one of the most aggravating thing when dealing with a drunk person is that they already told you that information so she's like kind of showing my kids and i was like babe you just did But then she also was scared of flying.

Speaker 1 Like she never flies. Yeah.
And she was like, you must be used to this stuff because you guys fly all the time.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for you to play a drunk person in the movie because it's going to be so fucking funny because you're so good at it.

Speaker 1 She goes, you fly all the time. I never fly.
So like, you know what you're doing, but I don't. And then I could see her like breathing really heavy and suddenly I'm like fully committed.

Speaker 1 I was like, breathe in, breathe out. Like we're doing meditate.
We're meditating. No, we should have just given her a beta.
I should have.

Speaker 1 She's putting her hat on me. It got crazy.
And then she's like, can I have your number?

Speaker 1 You know, I was like, yeah, you're not going to remember that.

Speaker 1 My number.

Speaker 1 Did you give it?

Speaker 1 No, I've been in, okay, wait. I've been in so many situations where I'm like, I can't get out of this.
And they're asking for my number and you just give it.

Speaker 1 Do you know that Paris Hilton, like, she said, when she did that documentary, what was it? I, like, I forgot. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 But one of the things she said was that she has two phones for that exact reason because she's so nice. She never wanted to be like mean to someone and be like, oh, no, this is like the wrong number.

Speaker 1 So she has a phone where she sends all those people that number. We're in the middle of the flight.
So I guess you're giving people your number.

Speaker 1 I give her my number. And then she goes, okay, for all my best friends, I put an emoji next to their name.
And she goes, I love you. And I said, I love you too.
And she goes, no, you're a good person.

Speaker 1 And I said, I know. And she's like, I'm going to put an emoji for you.
And she picked a dolphin and then a green emoji. And I was like, okay, interesting.

Speaker 1 And she's like, this is you. She texts me, but it doesn't go through.
And I'm like, we're in the air. Like, it doesn't go through.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, where are you at this point? Like, you got to be over Chicago at this. Well, no, we were going just from, we're going from Sacramento to LA.
Oh, it's like 45 minutes.

Speaker 1 I Like New York Times. Yeah.
And then she's like, Hannah, I want to go to your show tonight. And I was like, you're not going to make it to the show, babe.
And she's like, no, I want to. And then

Speaker 1 it almost says that this baby. And then

Speaker 1 she doesn't fly a lot. So we're in, we park the plane and she's like, what do we do? And I was like, wait for the person in front.
Go, go, go. And then.

Speaker 1 They're like, hurry up, get this body device underneath your seat.

Speaker 1 Blow it up. Jump.

Speaker 1 Run to the back of the plane to ask if they have any parachutes.

Speaker 1 So you're seeing aliens.

Speaker 1 But she was like, honestly, so fun. By the end, I was like, yeah, I fuck with you.
So then we're like literally skipping down.

Speaker 1 And she looks at me and I say, okay, like, I have to. I have to leave.
This went to the curb of the airport. You know, right, right when we get off the plane, go, I have to leave.

Speaker 1 And she looks at me and she suddenly gets mad. Yeah.
And she goes, that's what drunk people do. She goes, I'm never going to see you again, am I?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, God, Willie. I go, maybe.
I don't know. And she's like, I'm not going to see you again, am I?

Speaker 1 And I was like, bam, like, I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you.

Speaker 1 I love you. And I like hug her.
And then I go, I have to leave. Like, I have to go pee.
And she goes, so do I. I go, no.

Speaker 1 So I get into the bathroom. And then I was like, I have to go.

Speaker 1 So I left.

Speaker 1 And I hope she's doing well.

Speaker 1 What was her name?

Speaker 1 It's not important. I think it was Caitlin.
Okay. I think it was Caitlin, but like, I hope she had a great weekend.
I hope she had a great time. I hope she got, was she flying home or flying to LA?

Speaker 1 She was flying to LA to like kind of party.

Speaker 1 She basically, not to give all her whole story, but she was a single mom and raised two boys and the ex was abusive and that's why she's really strong and she did it.

Speaker 1 She raised the kids for 18 years and they finally are in college and now she's finally like empty nest and she's living for herself now.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm so excited for her. I know so am I.
She's a giggler. She's a giggler.
She, yeah, she also is like Williams like private. She goes like also called you poor.

Speaker 1 She goes, I thought you guys had a big poor. She's like, I'm just gonna give her a workaholic.

Speaker 1 She was like, you're really slumming it here on delta she literally was like and she's like where's paige and i was like paige is at home you're like on a private place somewhere not dealing with paige was private i don't i try to save money um so anyway that was my flying experience wait i'm obsessed but everyone's been caught you know where you're like i can't get out of here so life is about perspective that was my burnt toast theory it happened for a reason yeah That's so true.

Speaker 1 That happens to you a lot, though. A little too much.
Yeah. A little too much.

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Speaker 1 Truly, though, like, once it hits May, I'm absolutely fucking off. Like, I'm

Speaker 1 May, June. Oh no.
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Speaker 1 like April 29th so I can like freeze my eggs right in the beginning of May. You have to be like relaxed.
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Speaker 1 No, the things men can do to you, you're just like, and now I don't have my period.

Speaker 1 I'm not a woman anymore. I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 So, I have to, no, and I really didn't want to have to do the birth control, but I waited as long as I could to see if I can get it back. Apparently, birth control can help with UTIs.

Speaker 1 Okay. Like, helping with your.
I don't know. I might be.
I've ordered literally everything. The gigglers have been messaging me for 17 days about trying to figure out our vaginas.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 The gigglers are our doctors. Yeah, they are.
They,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 I have to call the doctor back. I

Speaker 1 she's a giggler? No. Well, it was a man.
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 I don't know his sexual orientation, but I'm going to lean toward homosexual. Well, he better be.
So I'm on the phone with the doctor and I'm like, hey, I had a UTI last week. They gave me pills.

Speaker 1 It came back like stronger than ever. She gave me...
different pills and I still just like don't feel completely right. Came back with a vengeance.

Speaker 1 Came back with a full vengeance and I still don't feel completely right.

Speaker 1 And he was like, Okay, I would hate to have to give you a third antibiotic, but if by tomorrow the pills really haven't kicked in, come back in. We'll do another test.
We'll see what's going on.

Speaker 1 Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Okay, like, I just sounded defeated on the phone.
And then he was like, And I just want to let you know, I am a giggler. I was like, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 If you are in the healthcare medical field,

Speaker 1 start out with that.

Speaker 1 Start out with that you're a giggler because then we can it's open and awesome. Local gossip.

Speaker 1 Local meaning my vagina, my specific vagina. Okay.
I wouldn't have used so many, like,

Speaker 1 oh, and thank you so much. And I will call.
Like, you know, I would have been like, okay, it's burning. It's really.
I don't know how people at the end say they're gigglers.

Speaker 1 Like, I had went to Pilates class last week and

Speaker 1 this the p she was such a cool instructor and I was, you know, being friendly. And at the very end, she's like, by the way, I'm a giggler.
I'm like, why don't you fucking tell me?

Speaker 1 Because then we could have been riffing. I was being polite and kind of shy.

Speaker 1 Back to Jimmy Fallon. We didn't talk about the green room and backstage how giggly squad coded it was.

Speaker 1 Now, mind you, John Hamm and Patrick Schwarzenegger are there, like two iconic people at this time and in their field and in their industry.

Speaker 1 Their hair and makeup wanted nothing to do with them.

Speaker 1 They were gigglers. Well, men don't need hair to giggles.

Speaker 1 They came to us.

Speaker 1 Like, I just loved that part. No, their publicists came to us too.

Speaker 1 And also a woman that was there,

Speaker 1 we were hanging. Was a giggler.
I did get a spray tan once.

Speaker 1 Like I went into a place and like mid-spray tan, she was like in between my butthole and she was like, by the way, like, I really like your show. She was like, can you turn your knee?

Speaker 1 Actually, that's like when your badge opens up. She's like, actually, I am a giggler.
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 I forget who told me.

Speaker 1 Was it Josephine? It was someone who was surprised that I don't bite my nails. Josephine.
It was Josephine. Which

Speaker 1 Loki's so insulting and Loki's so page coaching. Josephine.

Speaker 1 Every now and then, she literally reads me to filth. Josephine is Paige's assistant and head producer.
Let me give you the lore on Josephine. Josephine was my very first assistant years ago.

Speaker 1 She was my assistant for less than a year. She ended up getting a job.
You're very loyal like that. You like people from day one.
Day one. Yeah.
Day one only. Yeah.
She was my first assistant ever.

Speaker 1 And she left me within like seven or eight months of working for me because she got like her dream job. She did a real job.
Yeah, Condé Nast. And I was like, go and flourish and live your truth.

Speaker 1 She bounced around to a couple jobs. And then last year, she messaged me and was like, I want to come back.
And I actually was like, I could bring you on full time.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing about Josephine.

Speaker 1 Are we doing hard work day to day? No.

Speaker 1 Does Josephine really need to use her brain at full capacity to do what we do? Also, no.

Speaker 1 Josephine is there for full vibes.

Speaker 1 But is also Josephine Daphne's handler 24-7.

Speaker 1 Correct. Does Josephine know what's going on half the time?

Speaker 1 Josephine has the energy of cotton candy. She's light.
She's happy.

Speaker 1 You're only around it when it's time to have fun.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing why I need her at my apartment every single day, morning till night. She changes my brain perspective.
Wow.

Speaker 1 If I was with someone who was too similar to me and like a little bit negative, you're talking about me right now.

Speaker 1 No, no, that's why we work too because you're not negative. You're not really pessimistic.
I can really get down to it. You know, like when me and Sierra are together longer than she starts mad.

Speaker 1 It's real mad. I'm like, and fuck them.

Speaker 1 That's why the three of us, they keep it light. It's me, keep it light.
Josephine brings so much light and positivity to my life. Yeah.
So perfect.

Speaker 1 But I love that I'm rubbing off on her a little bit. Because that's snarky.
This is why it hurts because Josephine will never mean anything mean. Never.

Speaker 1 So she's literally compounded to me and she goes, your nails look so good. I would have thought that you were a nail biter.

Speaker 1 And I'm looking at her.

Speaker 1 She's looking at me.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at her. And I go, that is so fucking valid.
Cause I actually so would look like I'm one of those people, but not to brag, like, you're not. Well, actually, I said, that's for amateur out.

Speaker 1 Like, my issues are so much deeper and more complicated than nail biting. Yeah.
Nail biting is literally

Speaker 1 basic. Yeah.
A basic thing. I don't nail bite.
It's so funny because when she said that, I thought, oh my God, she gives exact nail biting energy. And I've never thought about it.

Speaker 1 You look like a nail. We're like, you look at my nails and they're just like to the bottom, like there's no nail left.

Speaker 1 no i don't bite my nails but i do other things that are way worse and harmful to myself right but i self-sabotage in different ways sorry i'm a creative yeah sorry i'm a creative um so shout out to josephine oh yeah i also i had a college memory i wanted to bring up

Speaker 1 I feel like you don't have memories from college. I don't have memories.
I actually know. I'm not going to lie.
I was laying in bed the other night and I was trying to think of like

Speaker 1 something from my childhood and I was just like, I can't think of it. And then I was like, can I think of anything?

Speaker 1 Like, I truly can't remember a damn thing. Like sometimes people, like, I saw this thing on TikTok and it was like, when's the last time you were really happy?

Speaker 1 Like, I was like, okay, that's too deep. And I know it's been a while.

Speaker 1 But then I was trying to think of things from my 20s. And I was like, and how did I feel then? I was like, I don't know.
Like, I couldn't think of anything. It is crazy, though.
You really do change.

Speaker 1 I know that people say they don't change, but like, I used to only wear gold jewelry. Now I only wear silver.
Like, that's a huge change. Women can change.
Men can't.

Speaker 1 You're so right. Women are changing.
Also, I feel like my style changes every year. Like, I'll see stuff I wore the previous season, and I'm like, I wouldn't be caught dead in that.
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 So I'm evolving. But in college, I had a triggering memory.

Speaker 1 I was like talking to a hockey guy, which never went well.

Speaker 1 And he was trying to be funny and like called me a nickname. And it was like the worst nickname ever.

Speaker 1 I mean, I feel like you got bullied so much in college, but you didn't actually notice it till you got together. You're now

Speaker 1 in college. So we were freshmen, me and this guy.
I was like, yeah, they called me Big Thies McGee. I'm like, what? He's just so.

Speaker 1 That's me. This is worse.
This is worse. He calls me this name.
And then all the hockey guys like latch on to it. So whenever I walk in the bar, they would like yell it.
What was it?

Speaker 1 They called me Burn Dog.

Speaker 1 Okay, they thought you were a lesbian.

Speaker 1 No, that's so bad.

Speaker 1 Burn dog. Burn dog.
You want to know what? But like, burn dog.

Speaker 1 Defending them, it does roll off the tongue. Like, it's an easy burn dog.
Like, it's an easy thing to say. And you know what?

Speaker 1 It was fun, but like, I was at the height of like exploring my sexuality in college, and it wasn't the tone I wanted to give. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, if my teammates called me burn dog, I'd be like, yes, we're like, we're friends. But like for a hot guy to be like, burn dog,

Speaker 1 Like I could dry up hearing that you know that I've never really like had a nickname Well, whenever we play sports I turn into a JV angry JV coach and I go DeSorbo. Yeah, you do

Speaker 1 the only one that's ever called me by my last name cuz I've never played a sports and then people call you pee Yeah, some people call me pee

Speaker 1 but that's like

Speaker 1 it's just my initial like there's no like

Speaker 1 well and then when you get drunk people call you Pam. Yeah, but that hasn't happened in a while.
Oh, is that not a thing anymore? Getting drunk. Not really.

Speaker 1 When is the last time? I couldn't. When is the last time I was drunk? What was the last time I was drunk? When is the last time you were drunk?

Speaker 1 I know the last time I was drunk, I think, was like New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 Well, I actually know that for a fact because I died and had to get an IV.

Speaker 1 You just died, went to heaven, came back. Went to heaven, saw my grandma, and came back.

Speaker 1 Said, I love you, Grammy.

Speaker 1 Said, hi to Anna, stay grandpa.

Speaker 1 Did you tell me this?

Speaker 1 Did you say Anna doesn't shut up about you?

Speaker 1 When are we getting the pet psychic on the pond?

Speaker 1 Enough, Grace. You have literally one job to find the pet psychic.

Speaker 1 All I'm doing, May, is fucking off, freezing my eggs. And going to pet psychic.
Going to a pet psychic. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I wonder how Daphne feels about me freezing my eggs. That's one thing I want to ask.
The pet psychic. Should we freeze Daphne's eggs?

Speaker 1 She doesn't have any. She got.
She's fixed. She's fixed.
She's fixed. Yeah.
How's she doing?

Speaker 1 I mean, she's gorgeous as ever, just like living her life. Wait, I'm obsessed with making people's animals into AI.
Humans.

Speaker 1 Okay, just so you guys can understand from my perspective, I woke up at 5 a.m. 6 o'clock, my phone, 6 a.m.
in California.

Speaker 1 My phone is blowing up from page to Sorbo, and I said, Something bad must have happened. Something bad must have happened.
Everyone send pictures of your pets. She's sending me...

Speaker 1 She's obsessed with chat gpt and ai like she she thinks it's the greatest thing ever she wants to replace all humans with it no i'm obsessed and i'm we're gonna put it in the newsletter what chat gbt said our

Speaker 1 human versions of our cats are she sends me this like beautiful girl and she goes this is daphne as a human and i was like it's 6 a.m

Speaker 1 And then she goes, send me a picture of butter now. And I was like, okay, I want to be so bossy.
And that looked exactly what we thought butter would look like as a human.

Speaker 1 And I sent it into AI and I said, this is my best friend's cat.

Speaker 1 She runs away a lot and she doesn't let anyone pet her. She's from Queens.

Speaker 1 Do you feel closer to AI than most people? I do.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel closer to AI than you. I think that you do.
Wait.

Speaker 1 I talk to my children.

Speaker 1 I don't trust AI. It's like Bluetooth.
I don't trust it. I don't like it.
And it's not good at comedy, so it doesn't help me.

Speaker 1 How do you know it's not good at comedy? Because I said right at Hannah Berner's neck is hour, and it didn't do a good job. Wait, one sec.

Speaker 1 To end the pod, in celebration of our book,

Speaker 1 I want us to read the back of the book.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because no one's seen it. No one's seen it.
And you guys are going to get it delivered on Tuesday. But we want it.
The back is a, it's called the blurb. We didn't know what that was.

Speaker 1 But we got some quotes. So if you guys want to know the reviews are in and this is what people said.
Do you want to start? I'll start.

Speaker 1 Our first quote: This book feels like Hannah and Paige's friendship. Honest, hectic, and always hilarious.
Said by Amy Poehler, actor and producer. Next.

Speaker 1 My sister isn't that funny. Gary DeSorbo, Paige's brother.

Speaker 1 This is going to be the greatest book ever. Instagram psychic.

Speaker 1 Daphne, Paige's cat.

Speaker 1 We have a lot of notes. The publishing company.
So nice of them to add something.

Speaker 1 I like them on Bravo, but I didn't know they have a podcast. Bravo fan.

Speaker 1 Can we hire HR, Grace, our CEO?

Speaker 1 No comment from Butter.

Speaker 1 I wrote this book. Lenore Berner, Hannah's mom.
I think I met them once, Chelsea Hanna, their comedian, TV host, and six times, six times, New York best-selling author. Oh, my God.
Okay, Chelsea.

Speaker 1 Well, how to giggle. If you order it now, it will arrive.

Speaker 1 I just wanted to say this. On stands now.
On stands now.

Speaker 1 If we're in the airport, we might see the book. Oh, yeah.
And like the Hudson News. That'll be cool.
Okay. Cool.
Thanks to look forward to it. We love you guys so much.
Thanks for giggling.

Speaker 1 Talk to you soon. Bye.

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