Giggling about rage bait, prom, and ex boyfriends

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 Good morning gigglers. Now I know that this pod gets listened to at many different times of the day.
You could be going to work. You could be

Speaker 1 coming home from work. Those are the two times of the day.

Speaker 1 You were thinking of murdering your husband. So many different times of the day.
But this is the morning morning for us.

Speaker 1 And we have to tell you that because I don't normally form a full coherent sentence till around 5 p.m. Well, you still have like...

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Your face is asleep. Your voice is asleep.
I have marked my face from my pillow. You walked in as if like you meant to go to the bathroom to pee, but you found yourself in the podcast room.

Speaker 1 You're like, hey guys, what are you doing here? So for people who don't know, we record the pod at my apartment. So Paige has been up.

Speaker 1 When did you wake up?

Speaker 1 6 a.m. You look like you've been doing Pilates.

Speaker 1 You've planned the day for your children already. You dropped them off at school.
I'm actually hair oiling right now. I'm multitasking.
I was like, should I put an outfit on?

Speaker 1 I was like, you know what? No, I'm probably going to walk like toward my apartment from Hannah's Get I Steps in in the morning. Then I have to at Zoom meeting, not till one.

Speaker 1 Like I have to, I'm planning all my things. See, I woke up at 6:30 a.m.
in fear that I missed the podcast. Perfect.
And then I was like, oh my god, it's only 6.30.

Speaker 1 Let me just explain. She physically couldn't miss the podcast because it's in her home.
I mean, at some point, I come into your room and say, hey, we have to do the pod.

Speaker 1 Also, no, who's going to fire me?

Speaker 1 Like, this is some deep, deep trauma.

Speaker 1 I mean, I know that we created Giggly Squad, but like, Giggly Squad is so Giggly Squad coded. Like, I don't know how else to explain it.

Speaker 1 We've lost control. It's so Giggly Squad coded.
Coded, we don't have a podcast studio. We barely have a room.
You're moving out. We have nowhere to record.

Speaker 1 It's like, I come all the way down to the east side. Like there's just so many things that are so, we're like, we don't care.
But also it's just like

Speaker 1 makes it perfect. This is the chaos we need for our creative energy.

Speaker 1 Okay, so I saw a girl on TikTok who made, which I didn't even know this was a discourse among podcast listeners, where she was like, I'm so sick of every podcast I've ever listened to at some point go into just like an interview show where they'll have like an influencer or a celebrity and like whatever.

Speaker 1 And she was like, My only podcast that doesn't do interviews is Giggly Squad. I honestly think it was the week we had the cat psychic on, but anyway,

Speaker 1 that wasn't an interview. It was recon.
Yeah, that was like that. The FBI sent her.
Like, that was above us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that was just love.

Speaker 1 But I was, I commented because I was like, it actually makes me anxious thinking about bringing a third party into our chaos and being like, just sit down and like be on our pod.

Speaker 1 Like, no, it's so jarring for the normal person.

Speaker 1 Also, it's because we can't organize it. You know, how many steps involves getting someone physically? I think about that all the time.

Speaker 1 Also, an hour is a long time to talk to someone that you've just met. Yeah, no, if we ever interviewed people,

Speaker 1 this would be like in our 60s, I feel. Like, are you okay? Sorry, you're like,

Speaker 1 also, you haven't even commented that my boobs are taking over the whole room.

Speaker 1 I was gonna bring that up. It's just my eyes aren't fully open.

Speaker 1 So I haven't seen anything yet.

Speaker 1 What's going on? Honestly, I don't know. Like, I don't want to diagnose you with anything, but you do have like

Speaker 1 so many things. But like, what is it where you're just obsessed with your boobs all the time? I don't think there's there's a word for that

Speaker 1 I usually walk in and be like you haven't commented on my boobs.

Speaker 1 I've never had them. I've never had this the first time ever that I've had them.
I know when are you this is what I meant to ask you though. When are you getting your period? Oh, what's your sketch?

Speaker 1 I think in like a week. Okay, so like I would be early, but like here we are.

Speaker 1 Who knows? This, I don't want to like make your head big, but I didn't get boobs till I was 18. Go, I'm 32.

Speaker 1 I could be going through like another puberty. No, I just think that I'm my horn.
Well, your fingers keep growing so quickly. Your fingers keep growing.
Always. You're like, it's like.

Speaker 1 My nose is so long right now. They actually do like chicken talons.
I killed the whole family yesterday because I've been playing tennis. Wait.

Speaker 1 This brings me to my next point that I need to tell the gigglers. So Hannah and I do like a bunch of things together.

Speaker 1 What kind of new mafia sketchy shit was that? and I are always together doing things. Look, we're doing stuff on the side.

Speaker 1 So sometimes we have to arrive to a set, and sometimes there's other people that are working on said set now. Also, we've never been on a set before, by the way.
We've been on multiple sets together.

Speaker 1 Okay, we have been on multiple sets together. Continue.

Speaker 1 And so, as a former child model, I know that you show up to set with three things: clean hair, clean nails,

Speaker 1 and overall, just like clean toes or like cleanliness and some sort. Shaven legs.
You just come as, you come as a specimen for them to create their canvas. Okay.

Speaker 1 So Hannah and I show up to the set where it both, I actually this day came hair and makeup ready because I was at something else.

Speaker 1 So I get to set and they're like, Hannah's in hair and makeup. And they're like, okay.

Speaker 1 They're like, do you want a touch up? I'm like, let me just like see. So I walk in that.
I'm like, should I get a touch up? The hair and makeup people are like, you're perfect.

Speaker 1 You're stunning. Like, maybe some hair spray.
We don't even want to spray it. Like, we don't want to be.
They're like, you're so naturally

Speaker 1 have it going on. Like, you can go sit in your trailer and wait for everyone.
And they look at Hannah and they're like,

Speaker 1 maybe.

Speaker 1 We're actually going to need to call our boss.

Speaker 1 Because we're

Speaker 1 what to do with you?

Speaker 1 You don't even know the drama that I started before you came. No, I don't.
I walk in, realize I got my period. By the way,

Speaker 1 there's so many more important people.

Speaker 1 So many. Like on the center of more important things happening.
My only job is to not be a nuisance for people. Just be there and like,

Speaker 1 not be heard, not be seen, speak when spoken to. You're literally a child of the 90s.
I walk in immediately. I'm like,

Speaker 1 start bleeding out.

Speaker 1 I'm like, of course, I actually, you know, it's funny. I actually didn't have a tampon at home.
Yeah. Like, that was on me.
Yeah. I should.
I'm not like an

Speaker 1 Hannah. I never have a tampon.
Like, when they show in movies where people like just go into bathrooms, like, oh, do you have a tampon?

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm like, are you on your period? You know how you just put the, they're not much room for you.
See how the purses our page walks around in? One large tampon would be sticking out.

Speaker 1 Also, these large tampons, why are they dildo-sized? Never in the 16 years I've had a period have I ever had a tampon when I got my period. That's crazy work.

Speaker 1 Anyway, have you ever like lost your virginity because of one of those large tampons? Because that's the only one left. No, I actually think they give me UTIs.
I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1 And then you can't pull them out because you've corked yourself. I'm like, I could have been having sex with strange men, but yet here I am because it was an organic cotton.
Give me a fucking break.

Speaker 1 Anyway, the tampon industry should be stopped. So yeah, I asked them for a tampon and you could tell it threw them.
Like they were like,

Speaker 1 they're running around and I'm just like, look, I don't want to bleed out. So like this insurance, like figure it out.
So I already felt bad. So they got me the tampon.

Speaker 1 Then I realized

Speaker 1 that my tone, look, my toes weren't done.

Speaker 1 But I tried to make it like I had. It's not a big deal.
Well, I tried to make it like

Speaker 1 just part of my toe had, toenail had, like, fallen off. Yeah, they were chipped.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, I have a chip. They actually weren't even chipped.
Your big toe was jagged because part of the nail had fallen off.

Speaker 1 So it looked like it was chipped, but it was actually, there's no nail though. And also, the other nails were outgrown.

Speaker 1 Like, the whole thing, it was all, but I tried to be like, oh my god, an accident just occurred as I was putting my tampon.

Speaker 1 I strangled myself with my tampon. I've lost a toe.

Speaker 1 Also, mind you, oh, wait, this is my. Is it all also like we're dealing with like people in their 20s that are supposed to be like dealing with us? And we're like, we're so sorry.

Speaker 1 And they're like, yeah, no, like, we actually have to ask someone.

Speaker 1 It's like, this is, we've never dealt with this level of distress before. They told you they were like, wear what you want.

Speaker 1 Okay, so when we do things together, sometimes we'll be like, okay, let's just like make sure the outfits are cohesive. Like, are you guys going to get a stylist?

Speaker 1 Like, are you doing it on your, like, there's a lot of questions. And for whenever something's different, like, different processes.
And I was like, we're a team. Like, we're a team.

Speaker 1 So, like, I know what people say to Paige. And Paige knows what people say to me.
And I know that they're being treated as very differently. And we're a team.

Speaker 1 And so they called me and they were like, whatever you want to wear, we totally trust you. Like, do whatever.
Send us pictures. We literally don't care.
And I'm like, great. So I get off the phone.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I have three things that I have in mind. I'm going to send them pictures.
One of the things they're like, we're literally obsessed. We love this.
This is perfect. You totally get the vibe.

Speaker 1 I'm like, the easiest work day I've ever had. I call Hannah and I'm like, oh, what are you wearing? And she was like, oh, I have to do this time.

Speaker 1 I had to bring on eight people.

Speaker 1 I had a full like team in Sweden trying to figure out

Speaker 1 what's going to look good. And I show up with like 10 options.
I walk in the green room, and they're like, No,

Speaker 1 actually, wait, they didn't even look, they brought their own stuff before they even looked what I brought. Yeah,

Speaker 1 but one of the things ended up fitting, which was great, and you looked gorgeous now, gorgeous, so we're happy. Um,

Speaker 1 they put me in hair and makeup,

Speaker 1 they also realized that her nails weren't done, my hand nails aren't done, and Hannah was like,

Speaker 1 No one's gonna be looking that close, like honestly, guys.

Speaker 1 She was was telling them

Speaker 1 not to worry about their life. She was like, it's not a problem at all.
By the way, the shoot was not a rush. Like, we could not have more time, but I was like, I don't want anyone to touch.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be done. Like, don't.
Don't touch me.

Speaker 1 Literally, you were like,

Speaker 1 This is who I am. If you don't like who I am, you should have hired someone else.
You were literally having a Britney Spears moment. You were like, I want to make make the music I want to make.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to be confined to this pop star lifestyle. I'm not getting my nails done.
I'm over there full acrylics. I'm like, she's such a by the way, like this makeup artist.

Speaker 1 You could tell she's like, I don't want to do your nails either. But there is a bigger thing happening here.
And we have an aesthetic. And it's called contracts.

Speaker 1 And she's like, let me just do your nails. And I was like, literally, like a baby, you know, when you have to like put a coat on a kid and they're like, no, I am not.
No, you are the equivalent to

Speaker 1 you have a matching hat to your outfit, it makes a whole outfit, and your child refuses to put the matching hat on. No, it's literally what I did to my mom all the time.

Speaker 1 She would put it on, get the photo, and then let me like chuck the hat. Yeah, that you were having, you were having the 33-year-old version of that.

Speaker 1 No, it's like a kid on Halloween where you like have your Halloween outfit, but it's freezing, and your mom's like, You're gonna get pneumonia, you have to put this on, and you're like, No, but I like, I haven't

Speaker 1 die if I have to put that on, but I'm like dressed as Belle. Yeah, so like, what Belle doesn't wear a coat?

Speaker 1 Sorry, have you ever seen Belle with a coat?

Speaker 1 I know she's in France, but like. Child logic actually

Speaker 1 is like so authentic. It's like, name a time where you've seen Bell with a coat.
When I was hanging with Lois, she's in her why phase. So I'd say something and she'd be like, why? Yeah.

Speaker 1 This bitch got me philosophical. I was like, I don't know why the pool is like that.

Speaker 1 We need to, there's something about, you want to know what? This is such an interesting observation. Lois is a firstborn daughter.
I'm so obsessed with her. So she comes over to my bedroom table.

Speaker 1 We'll finish the other story. Just quick sidebar.

Speaker 1 And I have actually Tatcha lip stuff, which I love, by the way. In the little.
The little. Love.

Speaker 1 Probably $45.

Speaker 1 She's like. Aesthetically gorgeous.
Gorgeous. And she's like, can I? Well, she wasn't.
She just took it. And she starts putting it on.
And I'm like, you're the love of my life.

Speaker 1 Like, do whatever you want. Like, burn everything in my house.
I love you. If that's fun for you, put it on my house down.
Yes. So she's like, hydration, hydration, hydration.

Speaker 1 And we're laughing and she's sticking her little finger in it, which is the same size as my little finger, let's be honest.

Speaker 1 So then she's done. And she's like, my finger is like dirty.
So next to my bed, I obviously had just like

Speaker 1 whatever.

Speaker 1 That's exactly it. You had, I don't know, whatever.

Speaker 1 Just that.

Speaker 1 If I could describe Sahana's aesthetic, it's, I don't know, whatever.

Speaker 1 But I must have like blown my nose like four days ago and had like a tissue or like a, but it wasn't like dirty, dirty, like it was you had a paper towel.

Speaker 1 There was a paper, it was a paper towel, but like had been used at some point in my life. So I go, but like could be used a second time.
Paper towels don't grow on trees.

Speaker 1 So I go, give me your little finger and I can use the edge of this. toilet paper or whatever it was.
Yeah. And she goes, is that dirty?

Speaker 1 And I go, and I don't like lying to kids, but I realize you have to. You have to.
But you're the police. But she can tell when I'm lying.
She gets his face where she's like,

Speaker 1 she's onto me.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, yes, but it's not too dirty. And she's like,

Speaker 1 no, that's dirty. And I'm like, okay, you read me to feel.

Speaker 1 You're actually spot on. I was lying to you.

Speaker 1 Another lie detective. And then she's like, why would you lie? And I was like, because I don't want to get up and get you a new fucking towel for your little finger.
She's like, anyway.

Speaker 1 It's so uncool. So the girl does my nails.
I'm livid.

Speaker 1 No, so the Mian are sitting in like a separate area.

Speaker 1 And they come back and they're like, okay, we got clarification

Speaker 1 on these nails. And we are, in fact, going to paint them.
So

Speaker 1 we're looking for a nail polish right now. These people quit the industry after this day.
Like, that was their dream. They moved to New York to work in

Speaker 1 TV film. New York City.

Speaker 1 And then they're like, mom, I can't do it. They're like on a pod next week.
They're like, what was your like most stressful celebrity you ever met?

Speaker 1 So then I'm probably forgetting stuff because there was definitely more chaos in. Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, they did my hair and makeup and then we had to wait a while. Yeah.
And then they looked at me and they were like, yeah, we're going to have to do that again.

Speaker 1 And like, I guess it just melted off my oily face. I did preserve.
They looked at me. I literally was like a petrified like something in Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 I was like, they did not give you one touch-up the entire day. They had

Speaker 1 to redo my makeup. I know.
But I was in a trailer. I know.
Anyway, we get to this like green room where like a bunch of people are hanging out and a model walks in. Yes.

Speaker 1 Her nails aren't on. No.

Speaker 1 Bare nails.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You just

Speaker 1 wait. I didn't know.
So you were sitting there the whole time being looking at her. Wow, look at those bare nails.

Speaker 1 I was like, no one's gonna,

Speaker 1 no one sees that. But then I, like, obviously she has like really long, beautiful model fingers.
But like.

Speaker 1 So what was it? What was it? Was it the discrimination against no nail polish or was it the discrimination against your short fingers? So now I'm reporting to something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Someone's getting reported. Some type of HR violation.
There was an HR violation.

Speaker 1 So, and then the next day, I'm walking around and my, I have to go to somewhere important, but obviously they just put like a

Speaker 1 chip. Wait, this was the other thing.

Speaker 1 They were like scouring for a nail polish. Oh, that.
And

Speaker 1 they were like, don't worry. Okay, we're like, we're going to get a nail polish.
They come back with this like red color. The girl's like doing it.

Speaker 1 And she's like, okay, like, should I do another coat? And Hannah's like, no.

Speaker 1 No, like, this is good enough. Like, let's be done.
She's like, I really think that there needs to be another.

Speaker 1 This is the problem. I think I'm like super nice and polite about it.
Like, I'll be like, oh, my God, no, it's okay. And she's looking at me.
She's like, no, it's not okay.

Speaker 1 I'm like, oh my God, no, it's okay. And she's like, no, this isn't okay.
Yeah. But then the next day, I have.
And you want to know what?

Speaker 1 That is society on how much they've beaten women down because we have to be so fucking overly nice or we're criticized. I mean, it's the plight of being a woman.
It's literally, you can't do anything.

Speaker 1 But your vocabulary is so good for this time of the morning. Thank you so much.
I'm hopping. You're running circles around me.
I'm like, but

Speaker 1 this is the problem. I don't ate Duncan Refresher.
I'm fucking ready to go. No, the Dunkin' Refresher is hitting.
Which refresher are you drinking? No, I'm obsessed with Duncan this summer.

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Speaker 1 The next day, I had to shoot something also, and I show up and I just have chipped red nails, which look way worse than if I just had raw nails. So it's just...

Speaker 1 Raw nails is a domino effect.

Speaker 1 And this is all because I've been away from Jacqueline. Yeah.
Yeah. Has Jacqueline said anything about me?

Speaker 1 No, she hasn't. I'm seeing her actually this week.
Okay. We haven't really talked about you.

Speaker 1 The other day, though, I did say I was like, should I take a break and like like just do natural nails and like chill for a little and she looked at me oh no she hates she's like you know no why would you do that

Speaker 1 like jack i've tried with her i've tried with her wait i just got ptsd of like when you're little and you have a crush on someone and your friend like like talks to them for one second and you're like did he say anything about me yeah

Speaker 1 and they're always like

Speaker 1 no

Speaker 1 One time that happened to me and then like my best friend in fifth grade started dating the guy that I thought that I was dating and like the whole class knew that we weren't dating anymore, and that he was dating her.

Speaker 1 And I was the last person to find out.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, are you okay? Yeah,

Speaker 1 and that's your villain origin story.

Speaker 1 It truly is. My villain origin story, I really do feel like started in the fifth grade.

Speaker 1 That's when I started clocking these bitches.

Speaker 1 You know, I was like, you're out to get me, I think.

Speaker 1 That's when I learned we can't trust anyone. No, true.

Speaker 1 Fifth grade, I was like, that's when I took the hood over.

Speaker 1 I took the hood out off my, whatever that quote is, I took the hood over.

Speaker 1 I took the hood out.

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Speaker 1 Wait, I've said this story before, but this is like my like iconic fifth grade moment. Okay.
Fifth grade prom.

Speaker 1 Pardon? Fifth grade prom. I mean, it was like made up, but like there was, or there was a dance.
Law and order SVU, but continuing. There's a dance coming up.

Speaker 1 I've had a crush on this guy since like second grade. Like

Speaker 1 this is deep. Like this is like on your bird.
No, I get that. You're like, I feel like you meet him second, third grade.
Yeah. You don't like get things going till fourth, fifth.

Speaker 1 But you know, like, I've been, this has been a long time coming. I've been planting seeds.
It's fifth grade now. Like, it's time.

Speaker 1 What people don't know about me, in middle school, I only had eyes for blonde hair, blue-eyed men.

Speaker 1 You've never told us that. I know.
And then once I hit eighth grade, I was like, When you said I only realized, it's giving a Frank Sinatra movie.

Speaker 1 But you know what? Little, little blue-eyed boys are cute. Yeah.
Like, they're so sweet. And you, and then I grew up.
And then you decide you want guys who can grow facial hair. Yeah.
Um,

Speaker 1 so this guy, like, he's my, like, he's, I'm obsessed with him. But, like, obviously, like, the other girls liked him too, because he was cute.

Speaker 1 And I had a friend, Molly, full, full name, I'm saying it.

Speaker 1 Put that on fucking people.com.

Speaker 1 So there's always, like things on the internet. It's like, I wish someone from her past would like come and say like how awful she is.
And I'm like, how about I say how awful people are from my past?

Speaker 1 Actually, how about I turn the tables on that one? How about I start listing names who gave me this personality because of trauma?

Speaker 1 Okay. So Molly.
Wait, also I saw TikTok the other day and I actually didn't send it to you because I was like, that is like so depressing.

Speaker 1 It was like, thank you for protecting my face. It was like, if you're really funny, like, no one knows the trauma you've been through.

Speaker 1 Every time someone's like, oh, hand in page of like a top comedy podcast. I'm like, but we're really sad sometimes.

Speaker 1 I think an 8 a.m. pod is exactly what we need to do.

Speaker 1 This is going to happen every week. You're actually crying.

Speaker 1 I can't tell if it's like happy or sad tears though

Speaker 1 so by the way

Speaker 1 molly's cute yeah like let's be honest molly's cute i feel like if your name is molly you're cute like half you're fucking adorable like american girl doll i was just gonna say you're

Speaker 1 skipping a jump from american girl doll she was fucking adorable and i knew it but she was my friend i feel like molly wore like bucket hats Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
I love

Speaker 1 shape. You speak in limited to clothes.
I'm like, let me set the scene. We're in fifth grade.
Molly. She's got a bucket hat with a flower.

Speaker 1 I had a Limited 2 thing sent to me, bring back Limited 2, and it was like 20 slides of a Limited 2 magazine. And I couldn't find you in it.
And I almost reported the post.

Speaker 1 There are some that I wasn't in. Or it was like AI.
They took you out. Anyway, we'll discuss that later.
But so I told her, like, find out if he's going to ask me. Yeah.
Which was so like. Intense.

Speaker 1 Intense and feminist of me. Yeah.
Like, is he going to ask me to ask you? Is he going to ask me what? Like, let's go. Like, I don't have time.
It's fifth grade. Like,

Speaker 1 so she goes to talk to him.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 then I, wait, now I'm like, forgetting what happened.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it was 30 years ago. I would hope so.

Speaker 1 Wait, no, that's not what happened. That's not what happened.
This is what happened. You haven't even said whatever.
Molly.

Speaker 1 No, Molly's my best friend. I didn't tell her anything.
I didn't tell her anything. I'm hanging out with Justin, my other friend.
But he's just like, like, guy's girl, like girl's guy.

Speaker 1 like he's a girl he's a girl's girl but he wasn't gay i don't think maybe he wasn't

Speaker 1 looking back

Speaker 1 you know he's definitely out now um but at the time just felt comfortable around him wait

Speaker 1 when i went home last weekend i ran into my first ever gay bestie and we were gay besties together in third grade i found the gays who love me

Speaker 1 Lesbians we've read, I've been

Speaker 1 love, like we're already there. The tennis gays.
And it's a different type. Love, because they respect me.
Yeah. Which I've never felt from a gay man before.

Speaker 1 They like, because gay men love tennis, and gay men are good at tennis. And gay men, shout out Blakely Thornton.

Speaker 1 Shout out, I was going to say, like, a really famous tennis guy that's not gay, but like

Speaker 1 they love tennis. Could be.
But could be.

Speaker 1 Anyway, so I'm hanging out with Justin,

Speaker 1 ki king with Justin. And Molly

Speaker 1 is talking to my crush on the basketball court. So Brooklyn.
What was his name? I can't say. Okay.
I'm protecting.

Speaker 1 Not to protect a man, but.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So she's talking to him, and I said, this motherfucking bitch, she knows that I liked him since second grade. She knows the dance is coming up.

Speaker 1 What could she possibly be talking to him in between his basketball game? And I know we're not supposed to blame the woman. I know we're supposed to.
And I know this sounds like I am.

Speaker 1 But I was paranoid. And I'm turning, and I start shitting on my friend.
I said, after all, we fucking been through. Yeah, how dare she do that?

Speaker 1 And Justin is egging me on. He's like, this bitch.
He's like, I never liked you. I never liked you.
You always wanted to be friends with that.

Speaker 1 She didn't want to be friends with you. She wanted to be you.
Like that kind of shit. I was like, I love when one of my gays goes, you know what?

Speaker 1 Never liked her. And I'm like, oh, you never said anything.

Speaker 1 You never said anything.

Speaker 1 When you get one of my gays going, it's

Speaker 1 do one thing for your day and get a gay going.

Speaker 1 Gag. Get a gay going.

Speaker 1 Get a gay going and let them tell you what it is. No, let them break it down for you because it's.

Speaker 1 You're like, oh.

Speaker 1 It's like once they hit their fucking game. No, wait, Hannah.
We just created. Get a gay going.
Gagged. Gagged.
Like, get a gay going.

Speaker 1 Wait, maybe that's the segment we just bring on a gay and let them go.

Speaker 1 Okay, and with that, we're gonna have a gay go, have a gag come in.

Speaker 1 It's just straight, guys. They don't know that we're talking.

Speaker 1 Time for our gag segment.

Speaker 1 What are you gagged about?

Speaker 1 Hannah, we brought in a bunch of straight men saying it was like one of our segments, but really

Speaker 1 we don't tell them that. And we say it's something you're passionate about? Yeah, something that like really gets you going.
What is that?

Speaker 1 So then Molly comes this guy. super, Molly comes up to me after and I said, how dare you show your face on this playground?

Speaker 1 I've seen

Speaker 1 what I needed to see. Like, I saw you.
Like, he had eyes on you. What the fuck were you talking to him about? And she goes, he wanted to ask me to ask you if you want to go to the dance with him.

Speaker 1 And you're like, Molly. I said, Molly, you.
You are my day one. You are.

Speaker 1 Everything. You are my writer fucking guy.
You are, I could, I feel like, I don't care what the gays are saying about about you

Speaker 1 I take back every bad thing I've said about you I did report it to the school newspaper and I did spread a lot of lies about you, but in the meantime you're perfect

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 I wonder if anyone's school newspaper had like like gossip sections Wait, you didn't like go to college? Yeah, you did but like no, we know I went to like I went to like 40,000 kids. Yeah.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 There was a Facebook page.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I bet it was called because gossip girl had just come out, and I feel like that was like the first start of. I think that like in high school, there was like a random thing, too, that we.

Speaker 1 I forget what it was called. It was called, it was like a misconnections type thing.
Yeah. So it actually was so cute and positive, but it would be like girl.
Not today. Not today.
Not today.

Speaker 1 The internet was so cute before. It would be like girl going up Baskom Hall, like wearing the pink shoes.

Speaker 1 You're really cute. And so it was kind of like used like a dating thing, but you'd like go on and you'd like go through through it to see if anyone saw you.
And every day you'd be like,

Speaker 1 Well, that turned into Reddit. I have to bring something up.

Speaker 1 I've been socializing this last week. One, because

Speaker 1 it's my time, like tennis season. It's my Super Bowl.
But I realize.

Speaker 1 I feel like if I only hang out with blonde women,

Speaker 1 I don't feel like I'm cheating on you.

Speaker 1 Like, because we're so different. Because we are so different.
We're categorically different. It's almost like it's eating at a different restaurant.

Speaker 1 Like, it's like, I feel like if I found a girl who was brunette, funny, beautiful,

Speaker 1 hung out with her, you'd be like, are you mad at me? Yeah, I'd be really pissed. But, like, I'm gravitating just towards blondes because, like, I'm already, I'm fed.

Speaker 1 I'm fed. I have all I need.
But, like, if I want to dabble. You're in a committed relationship at home.
Yes. But when you go out.

Speaker 1 So I feel like when I post with blondes, like it

Speaker 1 doesn't count. It doesn't count.
It literally doesn't count. It's literally like just for like funsies.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 How has we're going to the U.S. Open tonight? Tonight.
Tonight, which seems like a million years away. It's fucking middle of the night right now.

Speaker 1 But how has it been hot? The U.S. Open? Yeah.
It actually, it's so funny that that's a shock.

Speaker 1 Well, I just know you and your temperature. No, it's true.
I actually, so I went to this Mixed Doubles thing with Chelsea. Yeah.
Handler.

Speaker 1 That was a dream. Yeah.
How was it? What did you guys talk about all day? So she had just come back from Abiza.

Speaker 1 So she was exhausted. So we were same level.
Like we were perfect. She was like, let's have a couple honey deuces.
I'm like, I'll have a taste. I had one.
I had half a honeydeuce. Yep.
And we just...

Speaker 1 Honestly, like, we talked shop. She gave me advice.
We gossiped. We joked out tonight.
She's so nice, but she's so she's so fucking naturally funny. Yeah, like for how like

Speaker 1 direct and to the point and like crass like her humor is like snarky and like sarcastic, whatever. Her personality, like when she's talking to you, I feel like couldn't be more.

Speaker 1 Like she's so

Speaker 1 like when she's talking to you, you genuinely feel like, oh, she's listening and she's asking a follow-up question of like that's it. She was asking me questions.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's like my biggest thing, like especially when you meet a lot of famous people like they could give a fuck yeah anything about you she was like just leaning over asking me stuff like earnestly wanting to like learn about me and i'm i'm like trying not to sound like an idiot in front of chelsea handler but also the fact that she's so like

Speaker 1 just like she's not fake you know so like i like you'll always know how she's feeling she's hilarious and i think we when we started fucking with each other like making fun of each other it was such like a east coast type yeah friendship where the second she made fun of me, I was like, oh my gosh, that's your best friend.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, that's so true. So that was fun.
Then, so I go to the Tennis Hall of Fame this weekend, which I exercise some demons. But

Speaker 1 do you know Angela Kinsey from the office? Yes. Blonde.

Speaker 1 She is such a dream. Yeah.
So funny. Such a cute.
Such a little delight. Tennis is kind of a fun thing where like, it's like a language.
So when everyone's together, it like brings you together. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cause you all speak the same language it's really beautiful okay

Speaker 1 and me and i were playing but we played in this like doubles exhibition and she like plays like in like women's doubles and she was like oh do you like actually play and i'm like no this is my entire life and she was like wait why don't you play

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 where you guys sign up

Speaker 1 what is that called oh like sign up for a tournament yeah

Speaker 1 well well look i thought or not even sign up for like a tournament like where you join like a place where you yeah like a league where it's like oh okay you're playing tuesday night yeah i mean honestly i could i just don't have my schedule's kind of crazy but then also i'm not gonna lie i'm like why don't you do more things i played really well this last weekend and i i definitely um was googling like how do you try to go back on the pro tour and quit comedy.

Speaker 1 Wait. I had to talk to my therapist.
She was like, you're not going on a pro tour. And I was like, I can still do giggly squats.

Speaker 1 See, this is why I'm like a toxic friend because I'm like, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 What if you did go back on tour? Des wants to do a documentary about me trying to get back on tour. Hannah.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 Why are we not doing that?

Speaker 1 I will get you such good tennis looks, tennis outfits for your tour.

Speaker 1 I would have to be, I'd have to train. I'd have to like be in the gym early.
You could get some steps in if you want to come to some workouts. I'd get yelled at it.

Speaker 1 Hannah and paige try new things human too but it's just hannah doing something and paige tags along because that's really what i wanted the show to be

Speaker 1 that is what the show is the show is me forcing you to do shit yeah then me laughing at it and you being like can we when i know i don't have to do things like okay

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of like an example. Like as a performer, do you ever go somewhere and you're like, you keep being like, oh, I'm not the one performing.
Like, okay, when I went to Lost Culturistas,

Speaker 1 I had to get up and give like one speech, but after I, and I was like nervous before, because like ever doing anything, but then after, I was like, oh, I'm done.

Speaker 1 Like, this, like, I don't have to do that anyway. What was I saying this for?

Speaker 1 Because when you follow me around. Yeah, when I follow you around, I love that you have to do the like nervous, scary things, but I can still be there and enjoy it with you.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like you lose quite a lot.

Speaker 1 When Paige is having your panic attacks,

Speaker 1 I literally was like, hey, just sit there.

Speaker 1 I got you. If we had, like, if I allowed cameras,

Speaker 1 cameras. We should have.
I know we should have. We should have.
But it was because we had a guy. If we had, if Hobson was there, it would have been a totally different.

Speaker 1 The first night when Paige had a panic attack, there was a guy, and I was like, and he was filling in for our normal girl shot. He was age.
He wasn't like true and tested yet.

Speaker 1 No, so you were literally like in a course. And also, he's like, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 Imagine if I was like, hey, she sobbing and yelling. Go get the camera.
Go get the camera. Get a little closer.

Speaker 1 She's like a wild animal. Get it closer.
Watch out.

Speaker 1 At least Grace could have gone to BTS. Grace.
Grace was terrified. No, Grace, Grace was not like Grace was worried.
Yeah, she was worried. She was like trying to find drugs.
Any solace. Anything.

Speaker 1 For herself.

Speaker 1 Anyway.

Speaker 1 Anyway, I was talking about my blonde friends, Angela Kinsey and Chelsea Herbert.

Speaker 1 But if you think about it, all my best friends are blonde. Haley Nicola.
Yep. Haley Bieber.

Speaker 1 Who else is blonde? That's like a good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 Gabby. Gabby.
All my good friends are blonde besides you, but it's because I respect you. Madison.
Madison. Oh, you got it.
Wait, do I like blondes? No, you're obsessed with blondes.

Speaker 1 I saw a thing on TikTok today and I felt so, not today, the other day. And they were saying, like, what is our generation's version of the name Karen?

Speaker 1 And it's between Jessica and Stephanie.

Speaker 1 And I literally almost someone watch my special and I literally almost texted my friend Stephanie. I was like, I'm so Jessica.
You said Jessica? Jessica and Stephanie.

Speaker 1 Because they both hit really well. Stephanie, Jessica.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's about them,

Speaker 1 the punchiness of it.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I just thought of that, but

Speaker 1 something popped up on my Instagram, and it's how to rage bait a man.

Speaker 1 I thought it just was perfect for our brand. Just like a fun

Speaker 1 like Wednesday afternoon thing that you could do. Write this down, girls.
Write this down. Get out your notes.

Speaker 1 How to rage bait a man. Yeah.
Say what sport would you play if you were athletic? Yep. So good.
10 out of 10. Whatever makes you feel big and strong.

Speaker 1 I love this. I love that one.
She's swinging her legs.

Speaker 1 Metaphorically. Metaphorically.

Speaker 1 I still am hung up on the old one where it's like, you look like you can't swim. Like, I love that one.
That really

Speaker 1 looks like you can't swim. Yeah, like, do you know how to swim? Do you know what? Yeah, of course I noticed it.
Oh, it looks like you can't switch. It's funny.
You know, they'd be slapping.

Speaker 1 You know, those guys who like swim and they're just, Chris, why are you looking at me like that? Can you swim? Yes.

Speaker 1 You know, those guys who like slap when they try to freestyle? I'm like, ew, okay, like, put your fingers together.

Speaker 1 Honestly, as someone who should have been on the swim team, but my family didn't believe in me or have a swim team, I like still get annoyed about it.

Speaker 1 I don't even know how to dive because my mom was like, you'll hit your head and be paralyzed. This one is diabolical.
You look like you read with your finger.

Speaker 1 I actually do.

Speaker 1 I know. Wait, I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 Girls are allowed to read with their fingers. Also, especially when your finger is beautifully manicured.

Speaker 1 Also, if I'm ever somewhere giving a speech, like when I had to go to my high school, I had to give a speech a couple months ago, and I literally reverted back to like being in school.

Speaker 1 I was like, I have to use my finger.

Speaker 1 No, there's definitely some stuff that should have been worked out at an earlier age with you.

Speaker 1 How tall do you wish you were?

Speaker 1 Oh, that is a sad one, but so true.

Speaker 1 You seem like you were homeschooled. I've dated a couple of those.

Speaker 1 Do you cut your own hair? One time I asked, I got this is so bad. And I genuinely, I didn't even, here's the thing about me.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I say mean things and in my head doesn't sound mean not meaning it to be mean but when it comes out and the person looks at me one time I asked a guy what grade did he start getting bullied in

Speaker 1 and I go I'm so sorry

Speaker 1 Sorry, did you get, you just seem like a person that if someone were to get bullied in the school, you would have been an easy target. And I was just wondering at what age did that start for you?

Speaker 1 Because that was been really hard and traumatizing, and I'm actually trying to be nice about it.

Speaker 1 It was fifth grade.

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, hey.

Speaker 1 When did the horrible, treacherous bullying begin?

Speaker 1 And why is it still happening now with me?

Speaker 1 Final one, this is really funny. I like your pixie cut.
Oh,

Speaker 1 yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, that is so funny That men just have like pixie cuts. They do.

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Speaker 1 A little front page news. Yeah.
Just because it's a slab that I want to talk about. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have you been seeing Zoe Kravitz out here in these streets just having like the best roster lineup? Just like

Speaker 1 out living her life? Oh yeah. Is it her current one's Harry Styles? Harry Styles.
Hold on. Let me go to her.
Channing Tatum, who's. Okay, so she broke up with Channing Tatum.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Just did a movie with Austin Butler.

Speaker 1 I think people thought like they could have been canoodling.

Speaker 1 Now is dating Harry Styles. But like a couple months ago was, remember what, who's that guy that I was like, where in the world is

Speaker 1 Carmen Cindy?

Speaker 1 Noah Sentinay out. Remember that one time we were like, where the hell? She was fooling around Noah? And then like two weeks later, it was like all about Noah on the internet.
I was like, hello.

Speaker 1 She was with him who I think is like so good looking. Yeah, even though he's giving like castaway right now because he was like I think it was hidden for a while.
Yeah, he went out.

Speaker 1 He's like always going through his own like

Speaker 1 whatever.

Speaker 1 I like him from like my teen bop

Speaker 1 like movies. Anyway.

Speaker 1 And I just think she's like a fashion icon that people don't bring her name up enough. Yeah.
Like in terms of fashion. Well, she's never not looked immaculate.
Right.

Speaker 1 And effortless. Effortless, like cool.
Like, she's always like cool.

Speaker 1 Her dad is Lenny fucking Krabbits. No, and her mom's Lisa Button.
No, like, like, what is Thanksgiving? She's called science. Science.
She's just science, and it's, you have to be effortless.

Speaker 1 Like, no one asks her, when did you start getting bullied?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Like, you're like, anything to,

Speaker 1 how many people did you bully? And, like, why did they deserve it? You know, it's like, sorry that she probably like called the girls out in high school that needed to be called out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, you're going to have to talk to Zoe. Can't bully a bully.

Speaker 1 You literally can bully. Anyway, we're getting too in the weeds.
We're getting in the weeds. Anyway,

Speaker 1 oh, she's 36 years old.

Speaker 1 I don't know why I thought she was my age.

Speaker 1 But anyway, she's only 5'2 ⁇ . She's a freaking peanut.
Put her in your pocket. But I just, I'm like, I'm going through a phase where I'm really obsessed with her right now.
Her style.

Speaker 1 And I'm really obsessed with her style. I really love that she's just like dating whoever she wants to date.
She doesn't give a shit. She's just like out in the world.

Speaker 1 And anyway, I just wanted to check. Also, her mom was dating

Speaker 1 Aquaman for a while, which is kind of iconic. Yeah, what was his name again?

Speaker 1 Chris, you don't know who Aquaman's name is? You've won jobs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're right. No, what is that guy's name?

Speaker 1 From Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 Give me the first letter of his first name.

Speaker 1 Jay. Jay? Jason Mamoa.
I call him Jason. Yeah, Jason Mamoa.
Who, by the way, Burly.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I like talking about men, like how, like, if men talk about girls on podcasts,

Speaker 1 big.

Speaker 1 Is that what they say? I don't know. Actually, I've never listened to a male podcast.

Speaker 1 You saw him turn on

Speaker 1 a male podcast. You ought to know.

Speaker 1 Sorry, the thought of like my man turning on a male podcast, like in the car. I'm sorry.
You want to listen to other men talk? Get your own friends. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 But like when girls do it, it's different.

Speaker 1 No, it's communal. It's like we're relating about something.
It's a coven. No, it's when men do it.
I'm like, you're being creepy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like, no, stop getting together and like agreeing on things. That's how literal wars start.
I don't like that. I don't like it.
No, that is how wars start.

Speaker 1 It's from a podcast.

Speaker 1 No, truly, when men spend too much time together, they start shooting each other. I have a butter update.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So, as you guys know, I'm about to go on tour, not the tennis tour, my stand-up tour. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, I had to bring the kittens back. And they've literally all been adopted except two

Speaker 1 of like the nine. So, it's pretty good.
Anyway, and if you guys don't know, all summer butter's been boycotting.

Speaker 1 Like, staying in my closet, only coming out at night to cuddle with me during the day, even though she has the whole house refusing. Like, I've never seen, I know what you've done here.

Speaker 1 She's basically like, I've seen what I need to see. Yeah.
The cats are in another room. The door is shut.
Yep. Finally, like all the house guests are gone.
The kittens are gone. She can just sense it.

Speaker 1 She just comes walking into the room like nothing ever happened. She's like, Hannah? Did you have a good summer? She's like, hey.

Speaker 1 And I took a photo of her because now she's standing in the room, which she wouldn't go near all summer. And I texted Mystic Michaela.

Speaker 1 and I go, What's going on with her?

Speaker 1 Or she goes, You're on, hold a minute, hold on, you're on texting terms with Mystic Michaela when she's like, Sorry, it was DM up in your life, it was DM, but like I'm trying to get on texting terms with her.

Speaker 1 Okay, um, so she goes, Oh, she's very happy because she feels like she got rid of them. Like, she was literally like, and that's how it's done.
And where are they just over there back on the streets?

Speaker 1 She goes, Hopefully, they find who their parents are.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, you get adopted,

Speaker 1 fucking a bunch of fucking pick, pick me's. Get a real mom.
Stop stealing mine. Get out.
Get out.

Speaker 1 You love Kips happy.

Speaker 1 So Butter is sitting next to me on the couch.

Speaker 1 I thought she was like permanently mad.

Speaker 1 She's acting like the happiest cat in the world. The second the cats leave.
They were in a room. I was like, wait, I like miss us.

Speaker 1 No, literally. Yeah.
She's like, when your friends come home from college. Yeah.
It's like, remember you're real friends. Like.

Speaker 1 So Butter is very, very happy.

Speaker 1 Oh wait, that's so fun.

Speaker 1 There's no easy way to segue this, but

Speaker 1 I watched Hunting Wives. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed. I have notes, but I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 First of all, Malin Ackerman.

Speaker 1 We talked about this last time. Great actress.
I have more notes. I finished it.

Speaker 1 Oh, I actually didn't even finish it.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 This is the thing I didn't realize. It's a murder mystery, which is,

Speaker 1 you know, my thing. Like, I got really into it.
But it got to the point with the lesbian stuff where it was like, let's say, focus on the plot.

Speaker 1 Because, like, in the beginning, it was like, ooh. And then, like, by episode five, I'm like, why are they making out care who murdered this person?

Speaker 1 Like, there'd be no reason for a hookup scene. Like, we'd be actually so close to getting to the murderer.
And then suddenly they're like trying to finger each other.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, this doesn't make any fucking sense. It feels like you guys don't actually care.
And you're just like, you don't care about a woman who's died. A girl who died.

Speaker 1 Well, do you want to know what I like about the lesbian stuff?

Speaker 1 Which I

Speaker 1 don't clip that, you know? Like, that could be really, I would get canceled.

Speaker 1 What I like about the lesbian stuff, though, seriously, is I feel like there's a lot of like gay male and male representation like on TV

Speaker 1 other than like a HBO or like Showtime where it's like taboo like they're in a gay couple where like it was never like on like mainstream TV yeah I feel like it this being like a top Netflix show it's amazing for weeks and it's like lesbians and it's all like I just feel like there's not that many shows like all they had was the L-word

Speaker 1 I was just gonna say which was iconic and like shit up also it's I feel like I was too young when that was on like I don't remember that well the L-word they had like scripted and unscripted Like, they had like a reality show of the L-word, too.

Speaker 1 Oh, I didn't know that. It was really good.
Um,

Speaker 1 but anyway, I did, I really, really liked Hunting Wives. Yeah, um, you want a season two?

Speaker 1 I feel like there has to be because it kind of ended on a cliff. I don't know, but I'm sick of like, okay, cool.
Yeah, everyone loves this show. Great, you'll have season two in four years.

Speaker 1 Like, I need Hollywood to get it together. Like, I need you want them to film it on iPhone?

Speaker 1 Figure it out. Like, the writers are no longer on strike.
Yeah. Get to work and film the next season.
Why is nobody working?

Speaker 1 Why is nobody working?

Speaker 1 Netflix is like building a big studio in New Jersey. And I'm like, that's what we need.
We need some fucking Jersey men in the union being like,

Speaker 1 let's get this fucking shoe going. Like, that's what I need.
I need get the trucks. Like, I need Northeastern people.
That kind of, we can't have this Hollywood, you know,

Speaker 1 tanning,

Speaker 1 drinking, eating acaibles. Yeah, it's like, whatever.
Do you drink or eat acaibles? We take a break

Speaker 1 for two hours. No, we don't do breaks.
No, we don't do breaks. Oh, my God.
Did you see the Jussie Smollett documentary? Okay, I didn't see the documentary, but I saw the preview.

Speaker 1 Wait, I watched the biggest loser documentary. Oh, wait.
Oh, my God. You're up on your documentaries.
I'm getting more and more into documentaries because you're right.

Speaker 1 Like, I actually can't stomach reality TV. No.
Like I can't watch it. And it's

Speaker 1 so sad because it was such a big part of my life for so many years. And I thought, oh, maybe I'll be able to get back into it.
I physically can't. Can't.
You guys, I haven't watched

Speaker 1 a minute of reality. I'm just like, that's not real.
I just, I can't. So I've been starting to try and watch more documentaries.
Documentaries.

Speaker 1 And I'm telling you, it's even, and yeah, there's still biased documentaries, but at least it's like, the drama is real. The drama is so much better.
The drama is so much better. And it's organized.

Speaker 1 And it broods the system.

Speaker 1 It's not stressful. But I'm going to be honest, I didn't follow it that closely because it was confusing from the beginning.

Speaker 1 Like, they lost me early on. I was very confused, but they basically were saying that he lied about a hate crime.

Speaker 1 And they were treating it like he murdered someone. Like, the police was like, this horrible.
Like, they really went hard on him.

Speaker 1 And I think it's because it's, again, like

Speaker 1 the police is like reality TV where like they have to they're trying to get a good name.

Speaker 1 Is he trying? What is this on? Netflix.

Speaker 1 And it's his

Speaker 1 he, I think, is involved. Like he's getting interviewed.
And so is the policeman. And so, and he's trying to say, like, I didn't lie.
Yeah. And the police are on there going, like.

Speaker 1 He lied. And didn't the people that he hired to like allegedly like

Speaker 1 what is the word? Like assault. Jump him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Didn't they say, like, no, he hired us? Yes, but then you go into it, and it's these, like, two brothers who

Speaker 1 at the end, they're like promoting a book and like saying all this stuff. Get your bag.
Get your bag. But then there's a clip where it doesn't look like them.

Speaker 1 And everyone's asked, like, is that a white guy or a black guy? And everyone, like, has different answers. Because Jesse's saying it was white guys who assaulted him.
But then the brothers are black.

Speaker 1 It's very confusing.

Speaker 1 how many parts is it it's just one like an hour 45 it's really good because it has both sides i hate when a documentary is just one person's side being like popcorn but it's literally him he gives me a weird aura though he he does but you also i feel like can't judge someone going through

Speaker 1 that in their life

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 He's going through a really fucked up time.

Speaker 1 That he created though.

Speaker 1 But they think but he's saying he didn't lie interesting i mean like i'm in once you watch it i'm interested what you think i'm gonna watch it um but also the police they have a lot of pressure to like look good in the eyes of the public yeah so like them being like

Speaker 1 we got this famous guy caught him lying how dare he also there could be homophobia involved there's just a lot of things going on he's gay Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe that was the vibe you were getting.

Speaker 1 Usually that is. When there's like a straight man

Speaker 1 trying to say that he's not gay. No, he's.
Your aura is off. He's fully out.
Oh, good for him. You're like, he in line.

Speaker 1 He's perfect. He is perfect.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Finally, do you know what I've brought back? Wack-a-doodle time.

Speaker 1 Wack-a-doodle time. What is that originally from? I feel like Lisa.
Remote or remote. One of them goes, it's wack-a-doodle time.
Lisa Renna. It's wackadoodle time.

Speaker 1 It's just started coming out of my mouth lately when shit's been getting crazy. I just go, it's wackadoodle time, and it's made everything feel better around me.

Speaker 1 When you feel overwhelmed, just say it's whack it's wack-a-doodle time.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 1 You've been really loving Lisa Renault lately, I feel like. I feel like you've brought her up like multiple times when I've been with you.
Well, I feel like she's just culturally very relevant.

Speaker 1 Everything goes back to Lisa Renault. Let me end on this note that's extremely culturally relevant.

Speaker 1 I was sent a PR package the other day, and I get a lot of really good PR packages sometimes. And I'm just like,

Speaker 1 you guys blew it out of the park with this one.

Speaker 1 I got an

Speaker 1 Oreos Reese's collab

Speaker 1 PR.

Speaker 1 It changed my whole life. Have you gotten, did you get that PR? They didn't care about you.
Wait, I don't. I feel like they might have sent it to the wrong address or something.

Speaker 1 So it's an Oreo cookie. Wait, Wait, that's so hannah coated.
Why wouldn't they send it to me? Is it hannah coated?

Speaker 1 Oreos? Okay.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm not like huge on sweets, but like. Yeah, you're not huge on sweets.
Okay, continue. Anyway, so it's an Oreo cookie, and then the inside is Reese's peanut butter.

Speaker 1 Cool, that's my perfect date.

Speaker 1 Literally. And you know that.
And you know that. That is my.
That's my perfect date. I mean, you know that.

Speaker 1 It is,

Speaker 1 they are not paying me. This is not an ad, although I would love one because I've never genuinely used a product.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 1 My assistant came over. I go, it's going to be a good day.
Look what I got. The box is gone.
They gave us one box.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I don't know what that's going to do for anyone, but I finished that immediately. Can we normalize sending people food instead of flowers? Yes and no.
Yes and no.

Speaker 1 I mean, look, my edible arrangements, great.

Speaker 1 Don't last if you don't eat them. Then you get the fruit flies.
I have to confess something. I did give away your edible arrangement.
Yeah, I know. Like, do you want to know why?

Speaker 1 There's something about like taking the cellophane off, and I'm like, ew.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I can't. Like, I'm not untying it and taking it out.
Like, I'm like, get away.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 And my doormen, thank you.

Speaker 1 They loved that. My doormen love me every time you do a birthday presentation.
Oh, yeah, we'll take that. Wait, by the way.

Speaker 1 Haven't got my birthday present.

Speaker 1 I forgot to give it. Bring it.
Shoot. It's literally in a a bag on my desk.

Speaker 1 Okay, we'll talk about this offline. You're so greedy.

Speaker 1 And that's all the time we have for tonight.

Speaker 1 Thanks for giggling. Special thanks to Duncan for supporting us this episode.

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