Giggling about apologies, dachshunds, and red witches

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We love to see it.

Sup, gigglers.

Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

I need to let you know.

I just chugged a dirty chai latte.

So anything that's about to happen on this pod, I'm not responsible for.

And then I'm going to cool it off with a little Dunkin' refresher.

Yeah.

That's my idea of a fun night.

So everyone, lock in.

Okay.

Locked.

First of all, I have to make an apology.

We didn't even say it.

Oh, we're going.

Okay.

I thought this was our preamble, and you were like, and now I'll start.

Oh, we're in it.

Giggler in it.

Sorry.

This week is different.

We're in it.

Here we go.

Change everything.

Okay, so I posted my last video, a video with Lululemon, and I was making some jokes, some light jokes, and I made a mistake.

And it was a bad mistake because you know when you don't know you made the mistake, and then people in the comments are like, How did she not know this?

And I'm like, That is so fucking true.

I didn't know this.

Do you know it's not pronounced dash hounds?

Dash hounds,

apparently, it's dachshunds.

Hold on, no, hold on.

Sorry, cat people are so confused right now.

Sorry, hold on.

I feel like this is a little bit more favorite.

This is not a bit, but genuinely, can you spell it?

Okay, so this is the thing.

It's spelled D-A-S-C-H-O-U-N-D-S along those lines, like close to the side.

Okay, okay, okay.

I already lost you after the second letter that you were like, wrong wording.

My brain immediately went to Sechuan chicken.

I am hungry.

I immediately was at my favorite Chinese restaurant right next door and I was like, kung pao chicken.

Okay, that's what I'm getting for dinner.

Side of duck sauce.

Thank you.

So I guess I've just been reading online all the influencer girls like writing like I got a dash hound.

That's how I was reading it.

And then I was saying like types of girls based on their Lululemon outfit and I was like, this girl bought

adopted a dash hound before it was trendy.

The comments were like, you dumb bitch.

It's pronounced dachshund.

And I go, maybe I'm not dumb.

Maybe

this is the x i thought dachshund was a whole separate breed same

i thought it was d-o-x-e-n i feel like there are people out here in the world saying the word dash hound isn't it there was connor and cupid and doxer and blitzon

and blitzon

what do they have to do with this i thought that was one of the dachshunds

so anyway i'm still confused and i don't want to google it because i feel like that would get me more confused but i I thought Dachshund and Dash Hound

are two different.

Okay, you know what?

Daphne's behind you is like, I don't care about this kind of conversations about dogs.

She's licking her own paw, being like, I'm over it.

Page is.

This is a job.

This is a job.

For Chris, who's not here?

This is a job for Chat GPT.

This is above Google's pay grade.

Mm-hmm.

Well, actually, I spelt everything wrong.

Chat's like, um,

actually.

This reminds me of me when I tried to go through Des's Mandarin phone and I realized I don't understand anything on it.

Dash Hound, pronounced, yeah,

Dachshund, the official breed,

they're a German dog.

Okay, name Wiener Dog Sausage Dog.

Okay, but bear with me.

Dash hound sounds like a real dog.

What's a dash hound?

So whether someone says Dash Hound, Dachshund, or Dawshen, they all mean the same iconic long-bodied, short-legged little little dog.

Wait.

She's been redeemed.

So you can call it either.

I take it back.

I take it back my apology.

Yeah.

I take it back.

This is why you can't listen to the internet.

It's lit.

I'm like, I'm not apologizing for that.

Fuck off.

Take back my apology.

Bleep it out, Grace.

Anything I haven't seen, anything that I haven't apologized for means it's not fucking true and suck my dick, okay?

That's why I haven't apologized for it because I don't know you bitches.

But you know I'm quick for an apology.

I'll apologize for anything.

But this one,

I take it back.

I take it back.

I'd rather double down, think about it again, and then come back to you.

That's like that meme where mid-fight, you know you're wrong and you start trying to turn it.

Oh my God, what a way to start the day.

What a way to start the day.

Now I'm feeling myself even more.

My heart's pumping.

My algorithm is full of AI cat podcasters.

Yeah.

It is cracking me up, and I have to stop sending it to people in my life because it's ruining my relationships.

Because the cats are just shitting on dogs and their owners.

And it's literally us.

Like, the cat will be like.

Our lives have been reduced to such

small, like, dope, dopamine hits.

I'm like, this is really good for my mental health right now.

If I watch this AI cat coming out of an ice cream machine.

Not to quote Stacey Orichio, Oricho, I'm not pronouncing it right.

There's got to be more to life than chasing down every temporary high.

Yeah.

Do you remember that song?

No, but I agree with her.

Everyone check out that song.

How are you?

What happened to hello?

How are you?

I just got back from being under the Tuscan sun.

Oh, yeah, you are in fucking Italy.

You fucking

fucked twice in like three weeks.

I just want to say

to the gigglers that are in my DMs being like, why do you do this every time you go to Italy?

You say you have no outfits and then you bust out like the craziest looks we've seen.

Yep.

Thank you so much so much.

I like to set the bar low so that your expectation, you have an even better day.

But the girl saying that I need to chill on my spray tan.

That's real natural, honey.

And I don't, I'm

literally keeping it till November.

I've literally oiled up all summer for this.

It's called being Italian.

It's called being Italian in Italy.

And it's, it was one of, I mean, I feel like I've gone to a lot of crazy wedding weekends in my day.

I feel like

if there's one thing I've experienced in my 20s and 30s, it's insane weddings that I'm like, this is crazy.

This definitely was.

one of those.

It was one of my oldest friends from New York.

So I feel like once a year I have like this, it feels like a high school reunion because it's just everyone I've ever met in New York City ever.

And I'm like, oh, this is awkward.

Okay.

There were many times where I was like, actually, I think someone's yelling my name.

I got to go.

I do want to say, I didn't take one beta blocker.

Oh my God.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm not.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm jumping around here.

We will get back to the wedding.

Did you see?

Did you see that the Wall Street Journal wrote in?

Wait, I'm not subscribed, so I couldn't read it.

Okay, so halfway through, the craziest part about the whole article, I literally go, when the fuck did I get a Wall Street Journal subscription?

I'm wondering, how did you read it?

You realize you've been paying $23 a month?

I literally get to the end of the article and I'm like, sorry, who charged my card for this?

I should not be allowed to read this kind of content.

I'm like, how long have I had this?

Someone messaged me.

I was like, by the way, the Wall Street Journal wrote an article about you guys and beta black race.

And I go, that's none of my business because I'm not subscribed.

Literally none of our business.

Honestly, I did see like some of the comments and they were like, oh, like.

the person that wrote it obviously hates Hannah and Page.

But I read the article and I was like, oh, I don't think so.

The only thing that the headline, like on the Instagram, how I saw it was like a girl sent me like the actual Wall Street Journal Instagram and it said the pill that women are taking for everything from like very menial things to like your wedding day and I was like okay please don't act like we're 1950s housewives like comatosing ourselves because we get a little anxious like

Also, let's not let's not use the word menial and women together.

Well, it just, I was.

A woman's never done anything that's menial.

It went through the whole thing of like.

Also, what does menial mean?

mean like small minute like oh

sorry i got really excited

i'm like oh actually this one i know

but basically the whole article was that how

like our generation like takes medicine and like is it our beta blockers actually good for you and like will it actually have like a long-term effect of heart disease instead and blah blah blah and whatever Here's the thing.

If you're getting your medical information from a page audio dysfunction, you got bigger problems.

Okay.

You got way bigger shit going on.

Also, it is non-addictive and it's not like we're not, we're telling people, talk to your doctor first, but like

obviously, like I spoke to a doctor, you know, like a grade A professional.

Here's what I will say.

The reason that I chose to take beta blockers was because I don't like Xanax and I don't like anything that does like mess with my brain because I do feel like I would be someone that would like get addicted to Xanax.

And like I don't even, wouldn't even want to go down that road.

And I take a beta blocker, I mean, maybe once a month now.

Yeah.

But I still wholeheartedly stand by it.

I think they're the best things ever.

Well, for a lot of, I personally, when I have a physical reaction,

I then get like more anxious and it like adds to the anxiety.

You know, when you have anxiety about your anxiety, so beta blockers can like slow the physical reaction.

So it kind of, and also we started it when Paige was having panic attacks on tour.

tour.

And I started it in support of her

in solidarity.

Someone commented and was like, Paige's just out here taking drugs from anyone.

And I was like, Okay, sorry, I'm a good time.

Like, give me a

best friend, and I sourced it from a makeup artist.

So, if you've ever taken a drug from a makeup artist, you know that it's really good.

Um, okay, so you're not taking, you're off your beta blockers in Tuscany.

I literally like forgot to take them because I honestly was like being dramatic, but it was all my friends.

So I like actually wasn't nervous, but big crowds, obviously.

It is scary.

But it was such a fun weekend.

It was

like how they did it was everything was right on the property.

So like each day that we had like a wedding event, it was like right there.

So it was like really nice.

I hate when there's travel admin.

Yeah, the weather was amazing.

Their after party,

these are like new york city people these are like born and raised new york city just like vibes so you like walk up to the after party they had like the door people like full-on acting like it was an interactive play

And they had it like it was a real New York City club and they had like a rope and they had clipboards and headsets and they like to deliver them.

I loved it.

They told everyone like they couldn't get in and we're just like, we like know the owner.

But you had to like beg to get it.

No, they literally did a bit.

Like it was a full-time.

Wait, that is so fucking funny.

No, it was so fun.

They had McDonald's with their like wedding thing on it.

I love that they went to Tuscany to eat McDonald's.

No, they had so many like amazing details.

And if like any friend was going to have like so many little details, it was going to be like this couple.

It looks spectacular.

It was just the best.

But I'm sad because I feel like now my summer really is over.

Summer's not over because we still have our Dunkin' Refreshers.

And I'm drinking the blueberry refresher.

I tried it for the first time the other week and I was obsessed.

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We were scheduled to record this pod.

Yeah.

At like 9%.

And Paige texts last night and is like, Han, I'm too tired.

I can't do 9.

Can we do 11?

And I'm like, anything for my baby.

Like, you know, I have your back.

I realize I'm coming from California.

So we're jet lagged different ways.

We're jet lag in the opposite way.

So you were actually probably awake early.

I was awake.

Well,

I had fucked myself on the plane.

I slept the whole plane ride.

So then when I landed and I got home at like six o'clock, I'm wired.

Like I'm up.

So you couldn't fall asleep.

So I couldn't fall asleep.

So I wasn't asleep till like 1 a.m.

See, I'm being so dramatic because I was in California for three days.

And I'm like, guys, I'm so jealous.

Sorry, like, I can't.

Mind you,

where was I?

I was in, no, I was in Vancouver.

Sacramento.

How was that?

And Oakland.

That is far.

Vancouver is far as fuck.

I was in Alaska.

Yeah.

Which is almost in Russia.

So I.

You're a penguin.

I mean, you're a literal penguin.

So my stand-up tours officially started, and I'm like obsessed with the new show.

And the girls are wearing ties.

Like, it's so cute.

But I like walk in the green room and we don't remember any of

anything.

But I walk into this green room and I'm like, Paige had a panic attack there.

You're like, me.

I sense.

I sense.

I swear to me to a blocker.

Wait, I have something else to say after this.

Okay, keep going.

No, what I walk in.

I feel like I haven't talked to you in like

Paige.

I know, I miss you.

I walk in and I'm like,

I miss Paige.

And like, I take everything.

Like, at the time, I felt horrible that you were like struggling in some of these green rooms.

But then I was like missing it.

I was like, I wish Paige was here.

And I was trying to like...

say things that might make her feel better.

I've not been so many green rooms.

It's crazy.

So it's this like weird feeling where like stand-up is so fulfilling because i feel like so creative and i'm like building my hour but then also it's like this emptiness of the green room where i'm like i wish paige was here i know i like knowing that you're going on tour i'm like oh my god she has to travel so much and do so many outfits and i like don't envy that but i miss i miss it good this guys the second tour was over paige was like when can we go again yeah um it's like a different it's different level of mentality you just feel a different level of accomplishment.

You feel busy, like you're so tired, but you feel busy.

But I am announcing

my, this is why I love the gigglers.

I announced like my first leg of the tour, and obviously it's not all the states.

And the gigglers.

I keep like rubbing my eye because I have like Daphne's hair in it.

Keep going.

I'm listening.

Get the hair out of your eye.

I'm going to die.

Cat mom problems.

No, it's crazy.

So

the gigglers don't just say like, hey, when are you coming to Toronto?

They'll be like, so you fucking hate Toronto?

Like, they're always like so funny and sassy with it.

And they're like, oh, cool.

So you thought about, you know, Nashville, and then you thought, no, I don't want to go to Nashville.

So

today I'm announcing the second leg of all the states that you guys are like, bitch, where the, why the fuck wouldn't you go to North Carolina?

The Toronto girls were really mad at me.

Like, they were like, how the fuck have you not done Toronto?

But I'm officially announcing.

Toronto.

I'm shooting my special in Toronto.

When is that

February?

So basically, I have all these months to like prepare for the special.

Is that the last show?

I have like a couple after because I was gonna say, maybe

just putting it out there, like if you were to celebrate after filming that, we could go on like a little ski vacation in Canada.

Who's skiing?

Des.

And you and I can go to the spa.

Des and his limp leg.

Sorry, baby.

I'm sorry, baby, if you're listening.

No, Des is still recovering from his ACL tear.

Sorry, I was trying to go to Whistler, but I don't even know where that is.

Wait, I sprained my pinky in Whistler.

Oh, that's where you sprained your pinky.

I'm, okay, but one thing about us is we do rise like the Phoenix.

Is there any other way to be?

Is there any other way?

I'm like a ball.

I bounce

and I go right back up.

They try and push you down, you're gonna get back up.

So I will do skiing, but only with you.

Okay.

Because it does get too intense.

Okay, so then maybe it's this winter we take a break.

No, that's not for us.

That's not our style.

It's not for us this winter, though.

Maybe.

Just

I'm down.

We'll see.

We'll see.

We'll see.

We'll see.

What were you going to say before you got attacked by Daphne's hair in your eyeball and you blinded yourself?

Anytime I go away, I get my period.

It's like clockwork.

It's one of the craziest things.

And the only reason why I was excited for it was because I could feel my boobs getting bigger.

And I was like, my dresses need boobs this weekend.

So, like, so whenever you want to come, absolutely rip it.

Literally, the day I get there, my period comes.

I'm like, perfect.

I have it all weekend, Sunday.

And usually I'm like, after I froze my eggs, my period actually

used to be like a full six to seven days.

It kind of cut down to like a normal three to five.

That's amazing.

Yeah, lovely.

Obsessed with it.

So Sunday night is the,

there was like that lunar eclipse where like the full moon and it was like, this like hasn't happened in however many years.

So I'm on TikTok and I get a TikTok that says, if you have your period right now, you're a witch.

You're what they call a red witch, which means if you're bleeding, all of your enemies are bleeding now too.

And so I was like, oh my God, if my enemies are having a really horrible weekend, I want to know.

Can you please check in with me?

Wait, I just envisioned you alone in your hotel room.

No, I'm literally like.

Like, I was so excited.

I was like,

I know.

I knew you're a witch.

Like, we know.

Like, tell me something I don't know.

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So I have a friend.

I don't know.

I don't.

You go, and stop the pod.

Not to brag, I have a friend

who, like, I know, like, kind of okay.

But recently, we, like, got into like a good chat, and I find out she just casually dropped.

She's like, you know, when I'm drunk, I like can tune in.

And I'm like, stop.

And stop right there.

Yeah.

Tune into what?

I take back all the bad things I've said about you.

What do you mean by this?

And she's like, me and my aunt, like, can tap in if we, if we want to.

And she's like, and I can only do it when I'm drunk.

And I'm like, who are you tapping, tuning into?

And she's like, when I get drunk,

like,

I

feel things.

She's like, I feel on the, she said on the left side, I feel like it's either an older person or a regular person or a young, regular, meeting, whatever.

Yeah, middle-aged.

A normal person, a rocky person,

or

a kid.

And then she like will feel things.

Like if someone like,

like she was like, around someone and she felt like an older person and she felt like water and she was like, Hey, I feel like water in my ankles, and I feel like an older person try and talk to me.

And they're like, My grandpa died in a boating accident.

Wait, Hannah, this, I feel like I should like do a one-on-one with someone that could help me.

I think I could also do that if I honed in on it.

So, I googled it for her, and it basically says, like, when you're drunk, it tunes out the noise.

Like, you're less, you lose your inhibitions, and you're just like not overthinking anything.

Cause she's so much sober, she can't, but like, her friends would be like get drunk get drunk yeah but she says sometimes she doesn't she feels like she's making it up because it's just like coming to her and she's just saying it and i told her that i watched a documentary about psychics where the psychics all have a time where they go i'm afraid i'm like making it up but it's like true

because it's like you

because they're seeing things and saying things but I've actually had another friend who when she's drunk, this is what she does.

But like, the problem is, I I was like, dude, this is incredible.

And she's like, yeah, but I can't just be like hammered all day giving people readings.

It's not sustainable.

Wait, did you see the girl that made the TikTok about Angel from

Boston that like all the gigglers go to her now and she like said to one of the gigglers like I used to have like old creepy men that would come and now my now any appointments are all like young girls and you guys have the best energy like you've changed my whole business.

Wait, I was like,

killing herself?

Yes, I was so happy for her.

Okay, so Giggly Squad's a coven, 100% a coven.

So, DM me if you're another person that, like, when you're drunk, you can, like, tune in.

Or if you can.

Okay.

I feel like I need to,

and whoever DMs Hannah, if you can also coach me, let me know.

Because I felt that way.

This is going to sound so crazy.

When you were.

When I got Daphne.

Because when I got Daphne, I had a whole list of names in my phone.

And when I like first held her, it wasn't like I thought of, oh, I think I'll name her Daphne.

It was like it was told to me in my brain that like that was already her name.

Like she's telling you what her name is was the feeling I got.

And I couldn't say that to anyone because they'd be like, you're a fucking idiot.

By the way, guys, we would never have these kind of conversations in public.

Like this is a private.

This is please don't write a page six article about this.

This went out to the public.

Like people would would be like, these girls lost their fucking mind.

But I, as like, I have like coach mentality, I think, because like my grandpa was a coach.

And I told her, I was like, we need to train this.

And like, this is a really special thing.

And she's like, I know, but like, I have like another career I'm trying to do.

And da, da, da.

But she also said there are a lot of people that.

can tune in you just have to like it is something you have to work on

and I was googling it for her um because people also said like meditation can help you get in that trance like steak that you get when you're drunk but it's crazy and now i'm like what if i get drunk with her and my grandpa doesn't come through and then i can't talk to her again I had a psychic tell me because I've like brought it up to multiple psychics, like, how do I really like hone in on it?

And I've had psychics be like, you don't, because you don't really like care that much about it right now, you're not going to really hone in on it until you have children because you want to be psychic with what they're doing.

So that's when you'll really be able to be a psychic.

All Italian moms are psychic.

And I'm like, I'm already practicing.

Like, no, you're not going.

I saw that it's not a good idea and you're not going.

Speaking of moms, if you haven't watched the catfish texting documentary, that's on you now.

Like, that's on you.

Now, when I get a mean comment, I go, Lenore has been acting quiet lately.

Well, now, when I get a mean comment, like people will just like post that lady's picture and be like, this is who's commenting on your Instagram.

And I'm like, it makes me feel so much better.

That documentary actually helped

you understand like what trolling is, where it's just like,

it's a mental illness and people who like are projecting all their shit onto people.

And she was just harassing her daughter with horrible things.

But like, that's what you can experience online if you put yourself out there.

if you take a chance if you chase your dream

so try to shift your perspective if you're out here chasing your dream in a public way um

not to not to read the comments wait i have something i want to bring up yeah since it's like back to school in fall and i i truly do can't wait to get back into like a studio i have like i have a chair that i want to get for us

I think I'm done with a table.

Anyway, that's not even what I was talking about.

Oh, okay.

Yes.

So I was talking to one of my girlfriends and I was like, wow, my favorite thing when I was little for back to school was to go school supplies shopping.

Like, yes.

You could have seen my type A

then

because I was so particular on like what color went with what and like what was my vibe that year?

What was my theme?

Like what was like my backpack had to go with like, I was very crazy about it.

Like my mom had to go into multiple stores, buy and return.

It wasn't the vibe.

You heard that two years ago.

You're like florals for spring, groundbreaking next door I mean I definitely was a monster so I'm like talking to my girlfriend and I'm like oh when do you have to do like all the back-to-school shopping and like and she was like oh no like it's not like that anymore and I go pardon

and she goes you can just give the school like a hundred dollars and they get all the stuff nope and then like everyone has the same thing and then like there's no like back to school shopping it's just like you pay dues and you get your stuff and i go

is there no individualism in school supply shop?

Like, I was, I was like, but what if you don't want to do that?

What if the color scheme is not like?

I was like, what if they make science blue when that's clearly for math?

Like, what?

Science is green, though, right?

Yep.

Well, science is green.

One more thing about psychics.

Do you ever see a psychic be like, um,

hey, tell me what color I'm thinking?

And I think a color, and then they say that color.

That's happened to me like twice.

So, just everyone treat me differently.

I got a massage this weekend in Tuscany.

So unrelatable.

She goes, You know, when you're in Tuscany, getting a massage.

You know, when you're in Tuscany and you're like, Let me go to the spot.

You're like, this massage won't hit unless I'm in Tuscany.

Continue.

And they did this little ritual thing where she had like different crystals, and she said, Pick two crystals that speak to you, and that is the chakras that we need to work on.

And you tell me.

Now, prior to going into this massage, I have this gorgeous, cute little Italian girl say to me, I know who you are.

And I go, you do?

How do you know who I am?

And she goes, I watch a lot of American TV.

No one here knows who you are.

I watch Summerhouse.

And I'm like, I'm obsessed with you.

Thank you so much.

We're chatting, chatting, chatting.

So then she does, she presents the crystals.

And so I pick two of them, one.

And so I pick them and she goes, they're so you

and i like couldn't wait to hear i was like well what is it one was like your throat she was like well you talk a lot

and the other one was my lower back and i was like well i'm carrying everything on my back like you get it

and so we did like the massage based on that i want to invent a yoga pant that has a really

good band that supports your lower back.

Like, you know, you see construction workers that wear those like

it's all for their lower back, but, like, it's very bulky and gross and very manly, like, making it like so dramatic your lower back hurts.

But sometimes.

I have a tilted pelvis.

And that makes sense.

And that's.

Is it tilting backward or do you know?

My pelvis tilts back, and I have to always like try and correct it because then my shoulders hurt, so my posture is bad.

So I'm always tilting my pelvis forward.

And we don't know what a pelvis is.

I'm always trying to work with my pelvis.

You were bringing up, oh yeah, the fall.

I was obsessed not with the colors of anything.

This is so us, but I was obsessed with like the texture.

Like I needed my pen to be an inky pen and not too inky, not too dry, but it needed to fill.

It was very like...

See, I wasn't a ballpoint girl.

I was not a ballpoint girl.

It was too messy.

It would get on my hand.

True, see, I wanted that.

I wanted to leave feeling like I just bathed in ink.

Yeah, you like put in the work.

Look at it.

I wanted it to be Slide City, as Justin Bieber would say, when I'm writing.

Um, because like the feel was really important to me.

If you didn't have wounds at the end of the day, did you even go to school?

Is how you felt.

You were like, if I don't have something to show for it,

I wasn't learning hard enough.

Yeah, I wanted to get home.

My mom was like, Were you in a war?

Yeah, and I'm like, Yes.

Speaking of fall, I have a style question for you.

Okay.

With boots.

Yeah.

Are we doing square

toes or are we doing pointed toes?

I would say,

oh.

Because I've seen some stuff online.

The girls are trying to push the square.

And as you know, I have nubby feet.

So I was like, oh, I liked the point.

You know, it's funny because I feel like when I was younger, every season, my mom would, I would always hear my mom be like, pointy toes out, square toes out.

Like, that was such a thing in our house.

Not our house.

Yeah, it's between the two of us.

But she was like, no, we're not going to say that.

Good morning.

Are you in or are you out?

That was.

So that's like a phrase that I feel like I've heard my whole life.

Like pointy toe or square?

Obese toe.

And honestly, I think both are in style.

Like I just love a fuck ass pointy,

the pointiest toe ever and a big flare jean.

Like I just think it's so cunty.

Yes.

But i also think like there is something so artistic about like a square toe and like a really cool pair of pants okay okay so now i think it's like what the outfit calls for like if you're going like if you're wearing like

fake glasses i feel like you're wearing square toe you know like she's different she's like

but if you're wearing like capri's you're wearing pointy okay actually that was super insightful um did you watch the vmas or see any of the vmas looks and stuff i just saw some of the looks I didn't really watch,

I didn't, not really, I didn't watch it at all, but I did see some of the looks.

What were your thoughts?

It's very experimental, the VMAs.

Like, it's.

Yeah, I love the VMAs because you can do whatever you want and you can, like, really, like, make it your own.

I will say,

maybe it's just because we're older now.

I just feel like when we were younger, the VMAs were a little bit more...

I mean, we grew up in the era of Lady Gaga showed up in a meat dress.

Yeah.

No one's doing that.

Well, there's this whole concept of like

Gen Z's worried about being cringe, which I didn't know.

I didn't know about this.

And I get all these TikToks being like, don't be afraid to be cringe.

Do you want to know why?

Because people are so much meaner now.

Well, also, if you think about it, back then,

you didn't look at a lot of photos of yourself.

And I'm talking about like

pre-Facebook.

Like, do you realize teenagers, like, occasionally you'd see a photo of yourself, but like,

now our whole lives is looking at photos of ourselves.

Like, that's not meant to be.

So I think...

Yeah.

And then, yeah, like, everyone's producing videos of themselves.

So I guess it is easy to start like

being mean girls about the content.

I mean, the concept of like trolling hadn't like happened yet.

People were more skeptical to like leave a mean comment because there were so few comments and you didn't, and like everything was traced back to you.

Like, you weren't, people didn't have like fake Facebooks yet because it, you literally had to be attached to your school, you had to prove that was you.

I just feel like there needs to be some type of regulation of like anonymous

things.

In some positivity of women supporting women, which we're trying to do, um, can I say

a person I think I want to break through?

Break through what?

Like pop culture, like VMAs.

Yeah.

Rebecca Black.

I don't know who that is.

Okay, that's a first problem.

Okay, sorry.

I'm a ripe.

I'm almost 33.

No, this is why you should know who she is.

She's saying, Friday, Friday.

I do not get to.

Okay, so

if you haven't checked her out, she has had, I don't want to say rebrand because it's called She Grew Up.

Yeah.

She's giving, like,

you know, how Addison Ray showed up to the VMAs with like the coolest, like,

perky breast bra thing that everyone was like, that's weird.

She's such a try-hard.

She's a fake, whatever.

Like, the pointy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Which now, like, Mew Mew is doing in their latest campaign, not to be a fashion girl, obsessed with you, Mew Mew.

Um, Rebecca Black in a world full of like

caloric deficit.

No, kill me.

Literally, fucking kill me.

No.

A wise woman once said to me, she said, if you want to have a little bit of a fat ass, you have to also have a little bit of a stomach.

Did I say that?

And that wise woman was handy.

And I think you said that to me about five to six years ago.

And I said, you know what?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Because yeah, if you want all this junk in the back, you're going to have to deal with a little bit of my stomach.

So leave me be.

Leave me be.

But with that said, like, Rebecca Black is one of those people, I hate when people say you can't go somewhere because of like what your path was to get there.

Like, Addison raised from Louisiana.

Obviously, she wasn't doing cool indie films in, you know, the Lower East Side to like become where she is.

And I hate when people are like, no, you can't get there unless you've done this path.

That's called gatekeeping.

And it's like similar to me.

Like, I was in reality TV to now stand up and people can judge like how you got there instead of it's also

similar to how people hate Nepo babies.

It's like, well, what do you want them to do?

Just like not exit?

Like, do you want them to just be like, you're right, my parents are famous, so I should just never do anything.

Like, what do you want them to do?

When you see like an amazing, like, for example, Trinity Rodman is, this is like getting into sports tea, but she's dating Ben Shelton, who's like the hottest American tennis guy right now.

Trinity Rodman, hot

soccer girl, crushing it.

Her dad's Dennis Rodman,

as she should be the most athletic girl.

I want, that's what I want to see.

I want to see her dunk on bitches playing soccer.

She comes from that elk.

Yeah, I don't like when Nepo babies are just like, it actually was a disadvantage.

Well, I think like one of my biggest pet peeves is, and I feel like I've been like this since I was little, is wasted potential.

like I would see like my like my other girlfriends who were like better at things that I wasn't good at like athletics yeah and like they would just maybe like not do it or like not want to do it and I and I would just be like what are you talking about you're so good like why would you not do this

I hate wasted potential.

So when I see someone who has been born with a leg up already and doesn't take advantage of it, I'm like, what are you doing?

So like when I see like trust fund kids who like their parents have the most money in the world and they literally have never had a job, I'm like, you're a waste.

You're a waste.

Like do something.

Start a charity.

But it's also like, do you guys wish Addison Ray was a Nepal baby?

Would that make more sense for you for her to become a pop star if her parents were pop stars?

Like, how is the right way to get somewhere?

Also, you don't know what you want to be.

So it's like, sorry, I didn't know what I wanted to be.

And I ended up on a reality show.

And then the universe was like, that's not what you're meant to do.

If my parents were rich and famous,

you guys would, I would,

I just, I don't even know.

I would be insufferable.

If my dad had bigger hands, I would be in the WNBA.

But unfortunately, he doesn't, but he's very funny and very nice and has, and very brave.

And he is a nice guy.

He's athletic.

He's athletic, but he's only about six feet.

Okay.

So anyway, I think Rebecca Black

is really like fashion forward and cool.

And people, for whatever reason, are like hesitant to get into it.

Um, but I think she might pop off, pop off soon.

But yeah, people love an origin story to be, but like they like to control the origin story of people.

Like, it has to be a certain kind of come up.

Like, if you came up from like, you know, like being homeless, they're like, that's amazing.

But if you're homeless and a TikToker, they're like,

They did TikToks.

They did TikToks, they're not

taking them seriously.

So true.

Like, remember when the TikTokers got on SNL and people were like

livid.

It's like, oh my god.

I woke up and I thought me and you got kicked off of SNL.

Literally, I was like, did I get fired also?

Actually, let's be so honest.

I'd be fired.

That's my journey.

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It is fantasy football time.

Oh, yeah.

Paige has...

Shoot, last year I said I was going to do it with you this year and then I literally

I think next year we do it with the gigglers.

We have to do it it with the gigglers.

The day got away from you.

The day got away from me with fantasy.

I also don't care.

Duz is like you.

Duz doesn't support it.

I'll be like in a bad mood and he's like, what's wrong?

Thinking there's something serious.

And I'm like, my fucking

so many.

It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

It's so much.

It's distracting me from

real life.

And that's what it is.

It's a lot.

Wait, I was just going to say something.

Oh, when you were talking about, what's her name?

Rebecca Black.

Rebecca Black.

I'm obsessed with young Holly.

Here's one thing we do have to say, though.

Because like fame, I feel like is so different these days.

Like we grew up where it was very clear there were A, B, C lists.

Now it's like kind of jumbled because there's like TikTokers, influencers.

They're at these award shows, whatever.

The circle of like young Hollywood that is still,

I feel like very close-knit, but even so, there's some influencers in there, specifically Olivia Jade being seen with like Glenn Powell, but then

Olivia Jade is connected to A-list actor.

Connected to A-list, A-list celebrities, but then she kind of popped off on her own for her YouTube channel.

Then obviously she had that whole scandal, the whole thing.

She was seen out with Glenn Powell a couple days ago, then seen with Jacob Alorty, who she previously was dating, and they said they broke up.

I feel like like he saw that she was out with someone else and was like, No, no, no, you're not like going out with someone else.

Then Emily Radikowski being seen out with Austin Butler, Zoe Kravitz being seen with Harry Styles, but she'd been linked to Austin Butler.

Like, I'm just obsessed.

I have a hot take.

Yeah.

When I saw Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz out together, I

heart of hearts, I was like,

They've dated before.

They haven't, but it's giving.

I've seen this before.

Like.

I have a feeling that, like, in 20 years, I'm going to say, yeah, that Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles' daughter.

Like, she's so, like, think of her parents.

They're so cool.

Like, I could see my daughter being obsessed with

Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles' daughter.

But this is the thing.

It's like a formula where I'm like, I swear they've dated before.

I've seen this before.

They haven't, but it's like,

it moves around like that.

But again, it's kind of like, it's kind of like high school where it's like, oh, like, yeah, the cool girl was done dating.

It's like a boarding school.

It's a boarding school.

It's a boarding school.

And that's how they make each other jealous is by going to be seen on

a page six thing.

But yeah, I was, I guess it was Emily Radikowski that was with, I don't know why I tried to say her full name, Emrada.

Yeah.

Who was with Harry that I was getting confused with.

Yes.

But I just swore.

I was like, this is an AI couple.

I've seen it before.

Speaking of AI,

Japan

is making AI robot pets.

No.

And this is my thing.

They're not going to have an aura.

They're not going to have a colored aura.

But they're saying that you can, like, you can connect to it and you can train it.

And it could, like, that's so stupid.

There's, there's a ton of cats and

need to be adopted.

Yeah.

No, I don't need.

No.

Absolutely not.

I don't need it.

You would have laughed so hard.

I feel like we haven't seen each other in so long because I've seen other people.

I was talking to this guy

and I asked him what he did.

We were doing like, I was doing stand-up.

They get mad when you do that.

They get mad mad when you do that.

So he goes, yeah, I'm in apparel.

And I was like, so you're in fashion?

Yeah.

And he was like, no, I'm in apparel.

And I go, you're in fashion.

Say what it is.

Apparel.

That's men trying not to be in fashion.

What kind of apparel?

And he was like, sweaters.

And I'm like, you're in fashion.

There's literally a whole Devil Wears Prada scene dedicated to picking out sweaters.

You're in fashion.

You're in fashion.

And then

I was talking to a girl who said she was a DJ.

And I'm like obsessed with female DGs.

DJ

Disc jockeys.

Disc jockeys.

I'm DJ Dash Hound.

That's what DJ sounds.

That's what DJ stands for.

Disc jockey.

That's crazy.

What?

Chill out.

Literally calm the fuck down.

It's giving like, it's not music.

It's a sport.

It's giving a little bit of a shit.

Did you hear what I said?

I don't know.

I'm DJ Dash Hound.

Yeah, I think that actually.

So

like late night, people call you DJ Dachshund.

Once I have a dirty chai latte, I'm DJ Dachshund.

Like, you start your set as DJ Dash Hound, and then it gets like dirty.

Where, where, where?

DJ Dachshund.

When the beat drops, DJ Doxon.

DJ Dachshund.

So wait a minute.

So I was thinking about like men just shouldn't be DJs.

Mm-hmm.

Because tell me, tell me if I'm wrong.

Tell me if I'm wrong.

Have you ever been in a car

and told a man to take the ox?

Yeah.

Were they straight?

Yeah.

Well, and you want to know what it has nothing to do with them, classic, and everything to do with me.

Oh, because you were like, make them feel like they're in control.

No, it's more like, I have, I don't care.

And I like.

I don't want the pressure.

When you care, and you're with like a bunch of guys and girls, and you want the vibes to be right.

Yeah.

And you want the girls to like feel good.

You give it to a girl.

I go play this, all the girls will come in.

On Spotify, my Angry Woman playlist is popping.

I'm not going to call myself a DJ, but I'm not a DJ for putting together a playlist.

Okay, I guess there are some guys that will take the aux, but they always have to be like, have you heard this one?

Have you heard this band?

Yeah.

And you have to be like, no, let me listen.

And then you like listen to it and you're like, No, that was really good.

And they're like, You're really cool.

I like you.

Do you want to hear something really embarrassing?

Yeah.

You know, like my running list of things I want in a guy that I've had since I was like 21.

Yeah.

I know for a fact, even though I haven't looked at that list, I feel like honestly, probably in like two years,

I know for a fact that on that list is someone who shows me cool new music.

You are stunted at 16.

Honestly, one of the reasons I got off reality TV, I was like, I'm not emotionally growing.

No, you're really not.

They don't factor into your character emotional growth on reality TV.

They want you to like change what you're doing, but not actually learn from anything.

Truly, I was like, guys, I have to evolve.

They were like, no.

No.

Keep dating horrible men and show us.

I'm like, I can't.

Des shows me like movies from the 80s.

Or, you know how like you'll see an actor and they're just famous.

So you don't know what they're famous for?

Like you're like, oh, Jack Nicholson, he's famous.

What was his movie that made him?

Dez will be like, you got to watch this.

And I'm like, oh my god, that's how everyone.

Wait, but that is one way I love feeling better than people.

I'm like, you didn't see their breakout role.

You don't know what their breakout role is.

See, I'm that person that feels...

Oh my God.

Did you see the movie?

What do you say when you don't see the movie?

You could go two ways.

You could lie and be like, yeah, I saw it.

And it kind of shuts them up.

But then potentially they'll be like, what was your favorite scene?

Which is a crazy thing to ask.

I tell the truth and I'm just like, no, never seen it.

Like, oh my God, got to add it to my list, I guess.

Because then it gets them talking.

And then I can shut the fuck up and figure out how to get away.

See, I feel like it depends on the person.

Like, sometimes I don't want them to keep talking.

And they'll be like, have you seen this?

And I'm like, oh my God, yeah.

But if...

Yeah, because if I say no, then they'll be like, what?

You have a, oh, what?

And then I'll be like, I feel like I do it all the time with Bradley Cooper.

I'm like, do you even know his first movie and like, really, what made him a breakout star?

What was it?

His first movie was Wedding Crashers, but the hangover was

the hangover was where he was like the star.

It's so interesting how his career evolved.

Going back to when I said how people like

grow,

if some people star in comedies, people will be like, they can't act seriously.

Yeah.

Where then it's like you get typecasted.

Yeah, where it's like, okay, just because they got in that way, arguably they're more talented because they could do funny and serious.

Like Adam Sandler, when he did

Uncut Gems, people were like, it's fucking amazing.

This is crazy that he can act like a stressed-out Jewish guy.

And I'm like, that is him at his core.

He can, of course, he can do that.

Anyway, whenever I think of people being typecast, I always think of the Harry Potter people.

Wow.

Because they never, I feel like they were very vocal about

not wanting to get typecast, and then they literally, I feel like,

didn't like you don't remember, you don't, you couldn't name something off the top of your head that was like another really big role for them.

That's not Harry Potter.

But I also am like, how sick though?

That's how you're known.

That's like great.

Well, it's like musicians that get have the biggest song ever, and then they start to hate that song because it's the only song they sing.

But Emma Watson did do Belle.

And

Emma Watson is the only one that I would say

went on to do the most.

I want to see more stuff from her, but also I like.

And I'm talking like the three of them, not like

obviously.

Draco Malfoy, I think is

like massive actors in that.

Maggie Smith is in that.

Like, you know.

I also feel bad whenever I say like, oh, I want Rihanna to come up with that.

I realize like, let women rest.

No, let women rest.

Like, Emma Watson, do more.

Rust.

Let her rest.

I'm never someone that's that's like, when is Rihanna putting music out?

Let her, let her sit and chill.

100%.

I also have one other story from this weekend.

I flew into Sacramento.

I haven't been to Sacramento in forever, maybe.

Oh, with you, I was.

But I walk into the hotel and I see a bunch of like cool dressed dudes.

And I'm like, something's happening here.

Do the police know about this?

No, but like, like they were like good sneakers.

All men are wearing watches.

That's not a good sign.

I'm like, something's happening.

But there was like one girl with them.

So of course I'm like, are you okay?

No, I'm just kidding.

Yeah.

There's one girl.

And I'm,

I was immediately interested.

Like, who are these guys?

Corner of my eye, I'm like, that's Tyga.

Okay.

If you don't know who Tyga is, read a book.

Most famously, Kylie Jenner's ex,

incredible musician.

so I get in the elevator and I look like shit like I just came from the airport and the girl looks over to me I was like hey I love your podcast

so I'm and I'm whenever I notice someone who's famous I like can't acknowledge them yeah like I'll acknowledge everyone else but them because I feel like I'm being like polite but yeah but then I realize like you're kind of being rude that you're ignoring them

But I was like, oh my god, thank you.

And she's like, why are you here?

And this is just a quick elevator ride.

And everyone's listening, so it's kind of awkward.

And these guys are like, cool.

And I was like, oh, look, I have a show around the corner.

What are you up to?

And she's like, oh, we have a show too.

I'm like, cool.

And they're like, we're here for Lil Wayne.

Now, when I tell you guys,

I don't get excited about a lot of things.

Yeah.

A vocal gas

came.

I go,

like, Lil Wayne raised me.

Lil Rain got, Lil Wayne got me through my hardest tennis practices.

Lil Wayne brought me up when I was down, when I was crying on the bedroom floor.

I think I'd be reaching to Lil Wayne.

He was there for everything.

If somehow it hasn't crossed your desk, like his lyrics, his, he'd do like, he'd do like rock, he would do hip-hop, he could do anything.

He's

different.

I actually got

and she sees my reaction and she's like, Do you want to come tonight?

So like I had a show and then he was obviously gonna he's performing later like a couple blocks.

And I was like, the oh the elevator door is opening and I just look at her and like I don't even know if she knows my name and I just go yes DM me.

Yeah.

So the whole rest of the day, I'm checking my DM.

I'm waiting for this DM.

No DM.

Nothing.

Silence.

So then I start the show and I'm like, hey guys, I know Lil Wayne has a concert tonight too.

This is going to be very similar.

But I just have to say, I think I have to make my way.

Lil Wayne is on tour.

I mean, you're both performers.

You're both performing your craft.

If he needs an opener.

Right.

I feel like he would be a rapper that would have, like, comedians open for him.

Yeah.

Or at least, like,

this is one thing, though.

I feel like musicians have, like, groupies, like people hanging around where, like, I show up to a venue, they're like, is there anyone with you?

And I'm like, no, thanks for reminding me.

Yeah, like, I feel like in high school, my friends were always trying to hang out with, like, third eye blind or something.

I'm like, guys, what are we doing?

Like, we're 16.

Like, why are we trying to get on this bus?

I feel like the gigglers are like, Hannah needs rest.

Like, the gigglers don't even ask for me to go out with them anymore.

Um, so anyway, I almost performed with Lil Wayne this weekend.

Speaking of going out, this weekend was some of my best Irish exiting I've ever done.

Can you give the strategies to the gigglers?

It's just when you feel that overwhelming feeling, when I feel that feeling of like I could go,

I mentally have 35 seconds to get out.

Like, I have 30 minutes.

Do you?

I like, gotta go.

Do you make eye contact?

No.

I say nothing.

See, that's where I fuck up.

I say nothing to no one.

Someone told me that I'm like very warm and approachable, and I think that that's why I have my downfall.

That's my downfall in this life.

And that's your problem right there.

That's your problem right there.

That is.

If there's an Uber driver, he's like, she wants to talk.

Do Do Uber drivers talk to you?

See, it's the energy you give off.

I have to give more, like, sour energy.

Yeah, I think it's my face.

I think it's my face because I actually met a lot of people this weekend, a lot of moms, and this is such a mom thing to say.

I met a lot of moms that said, wow, you're just as pretty on the inside.

And I was like, oh, that is so nice.

Thank you.

So I think it is my face because, like, if you do come up to me, like, I am going to be nice, but like

think twice

You know, think do I really want to be here and do you want to be here?

See, I think I have kind eyes, but I

do.

People come up to me since I'm like 21.

People will come up to me for directions.

Yeah.

But then I was in San Francisco and are you familiar with Waymos?

I am familiar, yes.

So they're self-driving cars, which where were you when I was taking my driver's license?

Right, right.

But first, I was like freaked out by them, but then someone told me like when they drive in a Waymo in the passenger seat, like

at night sometimes, I think it girls feel weird sometimes with an Uber driver late at night.

You've had weird experiences.

When you get in a Waymo, you're at peace.

You can rock out to whatever music.

Isn't that so sad?

I know, but I'm actually like, now I'm leaning pro Waymo because I'm like, the girls feel safe.

And they said also, like, you real, they said, you realize how bad human drivers are when you're in a Waymo?

Like, every stop is, like, super peaceful.

Well, we'll never get them here.

Why is it?

Because New York City is just way too hard to navigate with like traffic.

And just like, we got.

I told you, I was, when I was driving with Grace in, like, Midtown, I was, like, on my phone, obviously not paying attention to the driving, even though I had a test coming up.

And I realized, like, we hadn't moved in, like, 20 minutes.

And I look up and I realize she just hasn't taken the turn yet.

And I'm like, bulldoze these people, get ahead of you.

Like, if you don't go, the crowd just goes.

Like, they're like, kill 50 of us.

No, you won't.

And I'm like, you gotta push, you gotta be like aggressive in New York to get it.

What's crazy being a woman is that there are so many times during the day that you have to think about your safety that like a guy just like never has to think about it.

No.

And I saw a thing that it was like, oh, Uber is now offering, like, you can pick a female female driver.

And in my

gyno?

Yeah, like, you can pick, like, have a girl be your driver.

And I'm most nervous because, like, I don't stay out the way I used to in my 20s where like I would be coming home at like 4 a.m.

Which thinking about it now,

oh my God, the amount of times I could have been taken then.

But now I feel like the, like, if I'm up super early to go to the airport at like 4.30 or 5 o'clock is when I'm most nervous to get in an Uber.

I don't know why.

But like, I saw the thing where it was like, you can pick a girl, and my stomach sank because I was like, girls also get you into sex trafficking, though.

Like, if anything, like, they can also like buddy up to you and then be the one that leads you to sex trafficking.

So, like, yeah, I love that they're like trying to come up with solutions to men just being like, they know that the men are automatically going to do something fucked up to you.

But it's like, oh, you can also have a girl.

But now we're at the point where we're like, how about no humans?

How about none of them?

I love how they offered you a girl and you go, something's up.

Because you know who made that decision?

A man is in charge of Uber.

So I don't trust the decision-making process in that.

And I'm like, I don't know if she wants to be doing this.

But my number one thing with Waymo is I realized no one's going to talk to you.

And it could be a super peaceful decision.

But okay, what if you have a problem?

Like, is there a customer service?

What if he just, what if it the car just stops?

I'm, I actually have no idea.

I've never driven in a Waymo.

Yeah, like, what is the,

what is the, like,

so I, I was like, what if you do get in an accident?

And someone was like,

if someone gets in an accident with Waymo, like, that's on you, baby.

Like, you're a bad driver is what they told me.

I'm just repeating what people told me.

I'm probably going to get messages people being like, Waymo's really bad for things.

And I'll apologize for that.

Waymo's definitely really, probably bad for the environment.

Right?

I don't know if they're electric or not.

Anyway, we've, we've lost the fucking plot.

Thank you for giggling with us.

I'm announcing my new tour dates.

All the new places.

I'm the next, this weekend I'm going to be in.

Okay, it's not Norfolk.

It's Norfolk, apparently.

Norfolk, Virginia.

No, Norfolk, Virginia.

I think it's Norfolk.

It's not fuck.

I feel like I've actually been trapped in Norfolk, Virginia before because my plane wouldn't take off and I actually spent the night one time in Norfolk, Virginia.

Anyway, we'll see you guys there.

Paige, Daphne came out with like the cutest dress.

Daphne came out with the cutest dress and we're actually doing our fall campaign this weekend.

My mom and dad are coming in so sweet.

Like we're going on location.

I feel like a real adult.

Where are you going?

We're going upstate to this like hotel.

I was like looking for all these hotels upstate that had like a certain vibe.

And then I found this one and it's just going to be so cute.

I'm so excited.

I'm literally, I'm obsessed.

I love love upstate in the fall.

It's the best thing ever.

Yeah.

Everyone have an amazing week.

We love you.

Good night.

Yeah.

We couldn't do this one without Duncan.

Thank you for fueling the fun.

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