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Sup, gigglers.

Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello.

How did I know that's why was that?

I mean, that was just, it was great.

It was great.

It's actually how I needed to start the podcast.

Paige said, I told her a way that I wanted her to start the pod.

She said, don't creative direct me.

She has something to start.

Not as 50-50.

So please,

how would you like to start it?

Two men?

She's pointing at the camera.

Okay, I have to say something and nobody knows.

My mom doesn't even know.

And I've been holding it in for almost seven days.

And I haven't, I literally, that's why I like haven't been texting you back.

Cause I'm like, I can guess.

Wait, we actually have had kind of a quiet back and forth week.

Sure.

Because you didn't want to lie to me.

Yeah.

Can I guess?

Yeah.

I feel like you know it.

You got both talking.

Yeah.

No.

Okay.

So I go into the appointment.

First of all, I go into the appointment after

you guys, wait.

This is crazy.

You guys, this has never happened in the history of Giggly Squadron.

Page six.

Now's your time to shine.

This is

hot goss off the the press.

Hot goss.

She froze her eggs and then she froze her face.

Continue.

Okay, so

they said, lying, continue.

Wait, continue.

I'm so excited.

Sorry.

Okay, so I go to the doctor after we record Giggly Squad last week.

And let's be honest, after you record Giggly Squad, you're raw.

You're feeling vulnerable.

I'm like, you can literally convince me of anything right now.

So I sit down and she's like, how did you hear about me?

Like, tell me, tell me, like, what brings you?

I literally thought it was like a therapist.

Like, the way she worded it, she was like, what are your goals?

What are your aspirations?

She's like, how are your inner?

Yeah.

And I was like, look, I'm very

skin-focused, skin-forward

before Botox and injections and all of that.

And I was like, and not because I'm against it at all.

I just know myself and I know I'm going to be obsessed with it.

And she's like, okay, honestly, you're building it up so much.

Like, get over it.

You're 33.

Yeah.

She was like, how have you even lasted this long time?

And she goes, you're geriatric in terms of pregnancy.

Literally, she was like, you look 102.

Thank God you found me.

But this is a problem.

When you talk to Botox people, they're so used to talking about it that they are very like, babe, who gives a fuck?

And she was like, tell me what your biggest fears are regarding it in life.

Yeah.

Honestly, we got into it.

The appointment was only 30 minutes.

I was there prayerful.

Was she like, see, what's happening under your eye here?

That's from the surface.

Well, she goes, I've been watching you talk so I can tell how your your face already moves.

And I'm, and I can already tell you that I wouldn't even give you a full amount that I gave.

Yeah, like, she's like, your face, you don't have to.

We'll use some of the face.

We'll keep some of it.

She was like, I'm, I guess the normal is like 60 cc's.

I don't even know.

She's like,

I wouldn't even go up to that.

Like, I would give you 40.

And so I'm still like, Prozac, are we talking about?

Who knows?

At this point, I'm like, I don't, we're at numbers.

Stay pharma.

What's that?

Stay pharma got involved.

Wait, when she started saying numbers, I was like, yeah, I was like, whatever.

So I'm sitting there and I'm like, when I get uncomfortable, I do just like things like with my hands.

And so I'm like visibly uncomfortable.

And I'm like, I gotta walk out of this appointment.

I'm not just like going rogue and you're like,

I'm alone on a Monday afternoon.

Like, I didn't even tell my mom I was going to this appointment.

I thought she was going to

yell at you.

I thought she was going to hit me with like, oh, let's do like microderm abrasion and then like we'll wait on bow tips.

I thought you were going to say she thought she was going to hit me with a pan or something.

Honestly, who knows?

I mean, hit me with the panini.

Okay, so you're there alone, you're scared, you're hungry.

So, I'm sitting there, I'm like visibly uncomfortable.

You're naked and afraid.

Yeah, she's like, What are your biggest fears?

And I go, Well, I told my best friend that I would do this with her, and so now not only am I betraying her,

I haven't even told my mom.

Like, no one even, no one knows I'm hearing.

It literally felt like I was a spy.

But the thing is, Botox is such such an individual experience where, like, you need to have your moment alone

to be like, what's really going on?

Because we can't do like a two-for-one.

Like, that's crazy.

She was like, she was like, okay, I'm going to do it.

Oh, so she basically goes through.

She was like, okay, we're going to chew it.

That's me at the nail salon.

They're like, we're not going to do that color.

She was like, you're not going to hate it.

And if you do, it goes away.

And

you never have to come back here.

What were your

areas that you were like, don't touch versus touch?

I didn't say don't touch anything.

Obviously, I brought up my orbital bone.

And she goes, it's more noticeable to you than it is to the average person.

I go,

have you seen the internet?

Have you ever heard of Giggly Squad?

Have you ever, have you heard of Instagram at all?

And she's like, I can do like a little bit to help that.

But like, so there was no places.

Yeah, it looks the same that I know.

She was like, it takes 10 days to like really start working.

Oh.

So I'm like almost there.

you're

and she said it'll be only six days in like four months.

Okay, did she say because your metabolism is so fast, it's gonna she didn't say I go back next week for her to just like check in, okay?

So she was a facial balancing artist.

I don't know, but she was amazing.

And you want to know what I

actually'm happy I even lasted this long.

Botox has been being pushed to me since I was eight years old.

Eight years old?

I mean,

have you, yeah, were you alive?

Watching any TV, like aging has been pushed to women since literally before I was in PVC.

I miss watching, like, Y2K, like, 2000s comedies, though, where the hot girls had normal lips.

Well, you know, I love a period piece.

Yes.

And

white chicks, my favorite period piece.

And I can't watch a period piece if one of the actresses has Instagram face.

Like, I just watched House of Guinness on Netflix and, like, the main girl, stunning, gorgeous.

But, like, she had her lips done.

and i was like they didn't have their lips done then and so i can't does said that it wasn't historically accurate so we couldn't watch it it wasn't historically accurate accurate he's correct i looked it up after wait so but phenomenal show i need to dig in a little more you can't just you can't just drop that bomb and then leave so were you like what was your biggest fear that i was gonna look different and that i was gonna be addicted to it which i am

were you afraid that when i walked in today i was gonna be like have you seen paige

No, I thought my mom, because I FaceTime with my parents all the time.

So I thought, and my mom has always been like, did you get your lips done?

And I'm like, what?

No, I just had a lot of salt yesterday.

So like she's very on it with my face.

My mom would just be like, what was the last time you did Pilates?

No, so I was nervous.

Well, your eyebrows are moving.

Yeah, like I can raise.

Yeah.

Are they going to like, in the next couple of days, move less?

I don't know.

We don't know.

Are you like obsessed with looking at your face?

Okay, do you want to tell the girls where you got it or do you not know?

I'm gonna put it in the newsletter.

I'll put like where

I'll put like where the doctor's office, the actual place I went to

that did it, and we'll do like a whole wait.

I'm really happy for you.

I'm really happy too.

Like, I am excited for it.

I'm excited.

Also, it's gone in like five months.

So, like, also, I think, like, we've decided as a nation that, like, Botox botox is great

and filler is what you have to be afraid of yeah i actually almost got there's i don't know i'm back on the algorithm of these doctors would you get botox done by a doctor whose face looks crazy or not even crazy like no yeah you wouldn't no that's insane see sometimes i'm like

I feel like when you go to a plastic surgeon's office for anything, like you could be going to get like a mole removed.

Yeah.

But the people working in the office are almost like

examples.

I feel like.

Yeah, they're like mannequins.

You specifically should be the number one example.

But I kind of love a surgeon that's like never touched their face.

And they're the surgeon that like doesn't believe in

the surgeon that just judges you the whole time and is like, I would never.

You go, okay, that's someone has an ego.

Yeah, I feel like, oh, yeah, this one lady was like, oh,

I will put hyaluronic acid.

But then I realized that's filler.

They just don't say filler.

No.

They call it hyaluronic acid, though.

No.

Which she tricked me.

I was like, sure.

Sure.

No, you're wrong.

No, hyaluronic acid is like in your skincare.

Oh, they put something, hyaluronic something.

Actually,

Chris, spell hyaluronic.

H-I-L.

No,

H-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-C-A.

Christopher.

Paige literally just looked at you.

Paige knew.

Speaking of body dysmorphia, I went to Victoria's Secret.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

And so, by the way, Paige and I weren't going to go.

We had other plans.

Yeah.

Then I pulled a fast one on her and I go, I casually on Monday was like, I think I'm going to go to Victoria's Secret.

And then that's when you were like, I don't, like, you can't just do that.

Yeah.

I was like, no, I can't go.

The way.

I can't go anywhere anymore without people being like, where's Paige?

Yeah.

I met Jenna Lyons for the first time and she goes, where's Paige?

And I was like, she's sleeping.

And everyone, and she was like, oh my God, like all mad that you were sleeping.

And I was like, let's have respect for rest.

Yeah.

Let's bring back rest.

I can't do everything.

You know, you can't do everything for anyone.

Plus, you just had facial construction surgery.

I was recovering

from being gorgeous.

You just had full surgery.

Yeah.

So, um, I, you never know where they're going to seat you.

So funny.

They sat me next to Matt Rogers and I'm like, I love that they put the two comedians together.

The sideline banter

was

incredible because in the beginning, we were just like loving everything.

And then by the end, we were acting.

Like when you watch the Olympics, at first you're like, this is amazing.

And then you're like, okay, let's get the knee up a little more.

You know when, you know, when they mic up like football players when they're like practicing or something or like on like game days?

Yeah.

Petition to mic you up at all fashion events.

Me.

Yes.

Like every single fashion event, if we could have a recap just from your, you being mic'd up while they're walking down.

Do you want?

No, I love this show because it was a fucking party.

So like when everyone went down, like Matt and I were yelling like, wow.

And then I got obsessed with, you know, when you like watch basketball and you try to like say their name so they look at you?

I was obsessed when the girl would go down.

I'd be like, yes, Angel, and like try to get her to look at me.

And every now and then they would look at me.

It's not about you.

How dare you say that?

How dare you say that?

I loved your outfit.

Oh my god.

You looked very chic.

Can I give you the tea?

Yeah.

So someone jokingly said to me, you should go on eBay and get like a vintage Victoria Secret

lingerie.

Yeah.

So I went online.

I bought like three or four of them.

They were all like 40 bucks.

That was $50.

It's called a chemise.

Chemis.

Okay.

A chemise.

Camise.

A cami.

But it was literally $40, and I tried it on, and it was like giving.

And then

I wore my granny paper.

And obviously, you had those.

And then I got Lucio to shoot.

Iconic.

And he was like, we have to get the iconic page shot where, like, all the hands are in.

And then Grace's hand was like on the bottom.

It was really funny.

But I do have to say, I saw Missy Elliott perform three songs.

It was, that was like really insane.

Millennial Heart, just like.

And then sitting like a couple yards away was

La Roach,

Sarah Jessica Parker,

um, and Chloe Savigne, who's kind of like a little bit of my fashion icon.

I was gonna say, you like, I could see you vibing to her, she's like aesthetic, she's very cool, yeah, and like but not like

doesn't care if you think she's cool, like her and the girl from Girls that plays Jessa, like those

two vibes are so your like style vibes.

But Jessa, by the way, I follow her on Instagram.

She's amazing.

She's the one that said someone else.

We think about ourselves too much, iconic.

She's like a little more like fairy.

Like she's like mystical.

You guys also all have like similar hair.

Why did you say it like that?

You went hair.

Hair.

Because it's always like just like a messy, like.

I didn't brush it today.

I knew you were going to.

You know what I mean?

Like it's very boho.

It's very boho chic.

It's very Chloe.

It's type B.

You're being defensive.

Sorry, I'm Botox now.

I'm measurable.

I'm perfect.

I've always wanted this.

Wait, also, I always have like a new beauty thing that I'm like,

what are you doing?

Researching and like trying to do.

Okay, so I've tried to do Invisalign for like, I'm not kidding, seven years.

I just tried to start it again today.

It hurts so bad.

It hurts so bad, but also it's so hard to do when you have a job like this.

During COVID, I was incredible, amazing.

But there are so many times where I like, I have to actually be able to speak and I have a lisp when I have it.

Like, I just can't.

Yeah.

So I was like looking up online.

Well, did I tell you about the time when I was at a wedding and a girl came up to me and was like, what are you doing with your teeth?

No, I didn't know.

What?

I'm at a wedding.

Why am I crying?

What?

I'm standing.

I'm standing with one of my girlfriends.

Okay.

Eating.

Chatting.

I'm talking shit.

No, yeah, I'm like vibing.

I'm being a good guest.

I'm sucking Dick and accidentally hitting him with it.

Hello.

I'm chopping it up,

chatting with this girl.

Another girl comes over.

She's like to my right, okay.

But she's like in my side profile.

Like she's looking at me from it was my mom.

And I'm chatting to my girlfriend.

And then like the conversation kind of ends.

And this girl goes, What's what are you doing with your teeth

that was it that was the end of the sentence and I just go I'm like mid-bite I'm like I don't know what should I be doing wait she meant like they look good I don't know no I know

I mean no

and so and I do what are you wearing what are you up to with your teeth

I feel like the phrase what are you doing with the width is it's the width that threw you also you're not doing anything with it this is how your teeth look like

there's not much you're doing with it It's not like you got bad veneers or anything.

And I think she could see that I had like an Invisalign bracket.

And I was like, oh, like I'm always trying to do Invisalign, but like I can just never do it.

Like I can't stick to it.

Like I'll go four weeks and then I fall off like blah, blah, blah, whatever.

And she was like, well, you should get braces under your teeth.

And I was like, what is that?

And she was like, a lot of like people in entertainment do it on the inside.

Yeah.

So I might do it on my top teeth.

I might do that on my bottom teeth.

The thing is, is you just get that idea right now.

You go, hey.

Oh, so first you do Botox without me, then you do races without me.

You're just leaving me behind.

Wait, no, it's because, first of all, I have cemetery teeth.

If I let them go.

You have what?

Like, my bottom teeth will look like a cemetery, like gravestones.

Like, they get really crossed.

up.

I need a new topic, actually.

Let's actually put a pin in this for until you're like, me.

You took it gross.

I was talking tastefully about my teeth.

No, but if you have it, like, food gets stuck in it a lot.

That's what they said.

But you just have to get one of those water washers, which you would love to have.

I have a water pick.

Yeah, I assumed you were

a water pick.

It's one TikTok.

I was like, yeah.

So I know my mom water picks for like two hours every night.

She's iconic.

Yeah, she's like really good with her teeth.

I know.

But yeah, I tried to do Invisalign today and I was immediately in like a horrible mood.

I'm like, why am I a bad mood?

I'm like, oh yeah, because my teeth are fucking awesome.

I just can't do it.

Well, I don't know.

I had braces when I was younger.

I don't know why they didn't give me like a permanent retainer.

See, I love your teeth.

At least you're not like, not to like compare, but like when my teeth go off, like I get buck tooth.

Well,

I just don't like

two of them.

So I need to fix them.

True, what are they named?

But I'm not, I would never get veneers.

What are their names?

I haven't named them.

They don't deserve names.

Deli and twiggled them.

Oh, one last thing Jenna Lyon said about us.

She was like, oh my God, you guys are like, you and Paige, you're like an iconic lesbian couple.

And I was like, thank you.

No, we are.

I said, from the head of the lesbian community.

Thank you.

I recently have had an influx of lesbians being like waiting for you to come out.

And I'm like, it's okay.

I may or may not have spread that rumor.

Also, you saw Sierra Miller.

Okay.

So I get there.

I'm sitting with Haley,

whom I'm allowed to hang out with because she's blonde.

And she, I was like, Sierra must be here.

Either she's walking, which she should be, or she's here.

But I didn't have any service.

So as when it was over, everyone's just like, okay, get out.

So we're all walking.

And of course, I walk right into her.

I look her up and down.

And she looks at me.

She goes, don't do it.

Don't do it.

And I started taking my phone out.

She goes, don't say it.

Don't say it.

She goes, fuck, don't say it.

And I go, this is what Sierra awarded my riding.

And she's like, fuck you.

Don't vote.

Right when I saw her, literally right when I saw a picture of what she was wearing, I immediately text Hannah and I go, Sierra's at the Victoria Secret Fashion Show, find her

because you're going to love her outfit.

The second she saw me, she goes, oh no.

And then she's like, and don't talk about it on Giggly Squad.

Wait.

I also told her we weren't going to talk about it on Giggly Squad.

Yeah, I said I would never talk about it on Giggly Squad.

Did you see her bag?

I didn't know it was a bag.

She kept like handing it to me and I thought it was just like a toy she brought.

And then later on, I realized it was a bag.

I saw it on the interweb

and I said, oh my God, Sierra wants that kind of cat.

And so I got, I bought her that bag because I was just like, I thought you were going to say

Sphinx.

I don't like the name of that cat.

Sphinx?

Yeah.

Do you know that they're really oily?

I have heard that.

And like, if you have one, then like their oil gets on their, your couch and stuff.

Or that could be good for your skin.

Disgusting.

No, that's where I drop the water.

But also, now that you've Botox, do you even have to do skincare?

You're kind of just like

glowing.

You know what it feels like?

Did you ever go tanning in high school, like to a tanning bed?

No,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, seriously?

No, because my mom is like obsessed with the banana.

Never get cancer.

One time you've never been in a tanning bed.

No, my mom doesn't want me to get cancer.

Oh, that's why my skin looks so good.

Oh my god, Hannah.

You have never walked into a tanning bed with a girl who literally is orange with her hair up like this, being like, Do you need goggles?

No.

I did get a spray tan for the first time in college, and it got all over like everything.

And then I didn't do it until summer house when you made me do it.

Okay, spray tanning and

tanning beds in high school were my religion, my life.

How often did you go?

We went every single day after school.

Like everyone went every single day after school.

Now I'm stressed for you.

I literally got so tan one year, I was like neon and my mom like started crying.

She was like, you're ruining yourself.

So she knew.

She knew.

And I knew that about Botox.

I was like, this is going to be just like a tanning bed circa 2008.

Like I'm going to fucking love it.

Maybe that's why people don't give me cocaine because they could tell that, like, I didn't do tanning beds.

Maybe it's a correlation.

He's a tanning bed cocaine by five.

Actually, give you a cocaine in the TV.

It's a reality.

It's a TV series.

Where's your tanning place, receptionist?

Now.

Actually, fuck fan of Pump Rules.

I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning salon

a lot.

And you could tell you could cut it with a knife during prom season.

You could literally cut it with a knife.

Prom season dude.

It's a knife a day.

They had a rule where it was like you could only go once a day.

Like you couldn't go.

Why would you need to go more than once a day?

Well, because

sometimes you're short on time.

So you could only go once a day.

So we would go to different tanning places so that we could go more than once a day.

Wait, can you please put like a health warning advisory?

Yeah, on this?

I mean, I haven't gone to a tanning bed since literally 2010.

Okay, this is my question, and I know the answer.

I do wish they would come back, though.

The dopamine hit of a tanning bed, especially the dead of wedge.

How long would you be lying there for?

Oh, I would get up to like 12 minutes.

Was it like hot?

Yeah, it's like toasty.

Okay, my question to you, even though I know the answer, would you get a sticker like on your lower hip?

I didn't.

I always wanted to because

sticker on a Lamborghini.

But my mom would have lost her fucking mind.

Oh, the cancer was fine, but not the sticker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We're still in main households.

Okay, let's not get it twisted.

Actually, the one

thing that really deterred me.

I can't believe you've never even felt it.

Well, have you seen Final Destination 3?

Yes, but now hand in page, try new things, new episode.

I have to take you tanning.

No, like my mom would like literally call the police if I was in a tanning bed.

Oh my god.

Wait, do you think less or more of me?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

You know what it is?

You have zero rebellion in you at all.

I have zero rebellion in your life.

What is that, you think?

Well, that's where I rebel now.

No, that's nice.

I rebel now with my outfits.

Yeah, because like I remember, there was a time in high school when my mom was like, don't go tanning.

And I was like, okay.

No, I've never.

You're like Stephanie.

Can you drive me tanning?

I mean, not to get deep into it, but yeah, no, I was Mrs.

Goody Two Shoes because I wanted everyone to love me and choose me and pick me.

Interesting.

I was pick me, but like for my parents.

I seem to be like biologically programmed to pick you.

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By the way, I was talking to Des about this because we're talking about bullying our younger siblings.

It was so fucked up.

You know how you joke where you'd look at your brother when I was really mad at him.

The worst thing I would do is I'd be like, you know, you're adopted.

And I was thinking about why it was so fucked up when I did it because my brother has blue eyes and blonde hair.

So I'd be like, let's say what everyone's been thinking.

Look in the fucking mirror.

You're fucking adopted.

And he goes, Mom told me, I'm not.

And I go, That's, of course, she would say that.

That's what she would say.

As a younger sister,

but you and Gary look like the same font.

Well, there are no pictures of my mom pregnant with me, and we still haven't gotten to the bottom of it.

She was like, I gained 50 pounds.

I didn't want a photo.

You're like, I know who the dad is.

Don't know who the mom is.

There is something amiss.

Still to this day, 32 years old.

And if my brother says I'm adopted, I quick look at my mom just to see her initial reaction.

They're not convinced.

Oh, I have to make an apology.

The floor is.

I did something jarring.

Yeah.

And I didn't warn you.

Okay.

I know what it is.

I know what it is.

And you did this last time, right?

Oh, I didn't know we were.

I know we're keeping score.

You change your profile picture.

All of a sudden, you're DMing me, and I'm like thrown.

I'm like, who is this?

Who's DMing me?

Because you get used to the photos staring back at you.

So I'm easily, you know, socially

peer-pressured.

So I posted those new photos and people liked them.

And everyone's like, change your profile picture.

So I changed it.

And immediately I didn't like it.

I thought it was too sexy for me.

because, like, sometimes when I'm so sexy, I'm like, people can't handle this, it's too much sex.

No, your profile picture is very

simple of like what you're going through at that time and how you feel about yourself.

Yeah, and I don't want people to go to my page and immediately see sex kitten, even though, like, am I a sex kitten?

Yes, but do I always want to be her?

No, it's it's hard being a sex kitten so much, yeah.

But the registration,

you being 2022,

that's that hard.

You're a 2025 sex symbol of the business.

It's the girls who are 34 have the highest sex drive.

Like, we're.

Wait, do they?

Oh, my God.

You're 30s?

It's crazy.

You start like humping tables again.

Look at you.

You only felt that yet.

You're only 32.

Just wait.

It's going to hit.

Wait, I turn 33 like tomorrow.

I know.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I have your gift.

30, babe, 33 and 32, same age.

Yeah.

34.

You're 40.

Okay.

Enjoy.

That's crazy.

34, I'm 35.

I'm not 40 yet.

But 35, I'm 30.

35 is 40.

I am in one year.

Give me a break.

You know, turning 33 is great, great because you're like, I'm still 30.

Yeah, I don't care about turning 33.

The following years, I'm going to have to put you in like a

psycho.

Look at the Botox now.

I'm 34, pages 32 right now.

I'm like, you little baby.

Yeah.

You little tiny baby.

You keep treating me like that.

You are.

You're my little young baby with my baby Botox.

You know what I did this week?

What did you do?

You know when you have like, yes.

Actually, I was going to say, no, you definitely don't.

You know, when you have projects around your house that, like, you want to get done?

And you don't.

I know that you don't.

I'm like, when my mom visits, I'm going to do it.

She'll tag me my point.

I have like

insane closet space in my apartment.

I really have like great closets,

but I have everything's like split up into my closets.

So like not all my stuff is in like one closet like a freaking normal person.

So I have like six of them.

Okay.

And I'm not complaining.

Wait, can I

call you out?

One of these could have been a bedroom for like her family when she visited.

She was raging.

You could have had a pull-out couch.

That's crazy.

I don't want people staying.

I don't want you coming and staying with me for that.

That's smart of you.

That's smart.

Get a hotel like a normal person.

Mom and dad.

You were saying you have a project and you have six closets.

So this week I was like, guys.

All right.

I was like, guys, I can't get glams.

I literally was like, I'm not glamming this week this week at all.

I'm not glamming.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm staying in my apartment.

That's the only thing I'm doing Monday through Friday.

I did Amazon.

I know.

Joseph, you told me.

I know.

And I was like this poor girl.

That was the only time I had to leave my apartment.

So I did all my Zooms and all my calls from that.

I literally had a week where it's like,

you know, when you're just like, oh, well, when I have time, I'll do that.

I dedicated a week to all of those projects.

And it was so invigorating and amazing.

And my apartment looks fake.

It's in tip-top shape.

I do have to say, like, you went on Fallon like the previous week.

And like, there's something weird to be said that, like, the joy joy of going on Fallon is actually equivalent to the joy of like finishing a project in your house.

And I don't mean to be like, like, Fallon is not incredible, but there is.

It's what brings you joy in your house.

It's what brings you joy.

And I've done Fallon, and I've never completed a project in my house.

And like, what I, what I would give to, like, finish.

I installed shelves.

I took my toolbox out.

Wait, I knew you did because I sent you that meme of that cat

with the DC.

You give me an edible and I'll come up with crazy crazy organizational projects.

So, this is my brain right now.

You guys, so I haven't received my driver's license yet.

Like, in the mail?

In the mail, because I don't know what my address is.

I've moved so many times.

Gun to my head, couldn't tell you where it is.

But then, like, you go online, and my DMV, I can't get it to work.

Okay.

So, then Des was like, Did it stress you out when I said you have to register or you have to vote?

Yeah.

Well, I think I'm actually

set up to vote in Long Island.

Which is my situation, I believe, but I have to double check.

The DMV, Des was like, send them an email.

And I was like, I don't think.

The DMV does that.

I don't think they, but anyway, I send them an email and being like, hi, my name's Harold.

Hope your week is going well.

They're like, the DMV has a fuck you button, like for sure.

So they respond with like a generic email being like, hey, we don't know what you're talking about.

Can you call this number?

Which I took as a, I'm never going to get my license.

So Des yesterday was like, did you call the DMV?

And I was like, I emailed them.

And he's like, no, I'm a millennial.

So he goes, I'm holding.

I'm going to call the DMV.

He goes, well, what'd they say?

And he said, they gave me a number, but like, obviously, I'm not going to do that.

And he goes, you have to call them.

And I'm like,

so I have to call them.

I'd actually rather.

Has this been stressing you out for days?

Days?

This is month two.

This is two months in.

I passed my test

that you haven't called?

Yeah.

So I'd actually rather physically go into the DMV than call them.

Because I don't think they're going to...

There's something about customer service where whenever I have to explain what's wrong, they always respond to me like they've never heard it in the world.

And like, I'm, I'm insane.

Yeah.

Like, you know, you say something like so basic.

Yeah.

You'd be like, hey, I have to set up a new appointment.

And they're like,

I don't do customer service.

So I don't know what to do.

I just

keep it.

I don't even return.

I'm like,

I think I just like I'm not going to have a driver's license.

I think you should call.

Again, if there's a good gigglers at the DMV, I need your help.

Also, one other note.

I really thought in 2025, there'd be more things going on with 3D printers.

Hannah?

Yes.

I've never been more aligned on something.

I just found it all.

We were going to be building houses by now.

The way I thought.

Do you remember when all the 3D printer talk was happening a couple years ago, there was a girl that came out with getting your nails done through a 3D printer?

Where is she?

Where is she?

Are they holding her hostage?

It was like you put your hand in a machine and it just went and did it like quickly.

Big nail group

companies were like, oh, hello.

Hell Hansen is.

No.

What's going on with 3D printing?

When I first heard of 3D printing, I said, oh.

I thought they were going to solve like so many medical things.

No, for sure.

I recently heard of something.

There's certain...

Oh, someone told me there's a conspiracy theory that

this is so niche and not important.

Okay.

But it's for the golfers out there.

Okay, so if you ever play golf, all you do is like lose your golf ball all the time.

And I realized, like, it's definitely there should be an app to help you find your golf ball.

Like, men spend hours just like in the woods trying to find their golf balls.

Then I realized they don't want to have an app for people to find golf balls because they want people to keep buying golf balls.

And that's on period.

Big golf ball.

Big golf ball.

A real motherfucker.

So now.

They could also just change the color of the golf balls.

Yes, but it's still hard to see it if it gets in the woods.

Men are out here just like searching for golf balls for hours.

But then again, maybe the wives,

maybe the wives are like, good, I don't want them to find the golf ball.

Let them just like search for the golf ball.

But then it's funny because when women play, men can't find anything ever.

Yeah.

So like maybe it's just the men.

Because I find my golf balls.

When you're golfing,

like and you hit it into like the woods, are you actually hitting it from the woods back sometimes you're not picking it up and carrying no that's that's cheating you have to sound stupid i would be cheating all the time so when you're in the woods like sometimes if you hit it wrong it can hit the tree and come back and like kill you

no like golf is a serious sport people talk about it but like Like it's my brother almost.

Has anyone ever died playing professional golf?

Yeah.

My brother almost decapitated me once.

Like whilst on TV, like playing.

Someone DM'd me.

They were like, I know you make fun of Paige, not be able to spell, but every now and then she drops a word that everyone's like, like whilst that was crazy.

People have died.

People definitely have gotten concussions.

I mean, in professional golf.

I don't think anyone, any professional golfers, have died while playing golf.

I think people who are watching them play have died because they're going to hit with the ball.

Like people be dying.

I mean, it's inevitable.

You are going to die.

If you wanted to kill someone, go and golfing.

I can't tell you.

If you were a hitman, like, that's how you would set it up.

It's like it looked like an accident.

But your murder is really going golfing.

Yo,

could you step back a little more and then move it?

Wait, can you look up if anyone's died, Paul?

I am looking it up right now.

It doesn't look like anybody's died on the field.

Okay, look, I had a really good idea with 3D printers, and then I lost it.

And that's friendship.

You have to, like, sometimes you're going to have really good ideas.

Really high highs and really low lows.

And you have to remember that that's the same person you love.

Wait, it's literally like...

quicksand 3d printers.

I thought it was going to be more prevalent in our society.

I thought it was going to, yeah, I did not see AI coming.

Okay, then we're like you're a loo.

I mean, I did.

Have you seen iRobot like 15 years ago?

I just thought that like we'd have more,

it would be more accessible to get like 3D printed things.

I just think that people don't.

Like, I thought I'd own a 3D printer by now.

No, for sure.

Wait, I know what happened.

Printers don't work.

No one could figure out

a 3D printer.

Let's get a normal printer to work.

Yeah,

printers used to work until you guys got all fancy with it.

I swear to God, Doesn't I Got a Printer?

It's never worked.

We've had it for like six months.

It's never worked.

I've seen that printer.

Yeah, you know what's crazy?

I use my printer all the time.

And it works?

Yeah.

You run out of ink ever?

Do you know how to replace the ink cartridge?

I do.

Also, the

no, I can't.

That's like the DMV.

You guys, it's a Sunday, by the way.

Oh my god, you know what would be such a good movie?

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How a woman is killing people,

giving them Botox.

Yeah, I think about that all the time.

You feel like an IV.

Yeah, you think everyone with IV is trying to murder you.

Speaking of trying to murder me,

I got into an Uber the other day and I, you ever like, you're just so parched.

Like, you're so fucking thirsty.

Every second of the day.

You're just like, I'll die if I don't have a sip of water.

Literally me every second.

And I get into this Uber and in the cup holder, two

freshly ice-cold aquapana.

I mean, I was in an SUV.

It was nice.

It looked so good.

But in my head, I can never

drink a drink from an Uber, take a piece of gum or a mint because you've poisoned it.

Wait, literally.

So you're like torching yourself staring at that.

Staring at it.

Wait, but do you ever see like, okay, if it's not opened.

Don't trust it.

But there's a seal for a reason.

You think they murdered

the people?

I think they unsealed it put in the poison family sealed it back up.

It's not that hard to reseal things true if you have a resealer at home

I'm sure you can 3d print a resealer Wait, that's crazy and they feel bad because some uber drivers you're like you can tell that they like Do a little they're like I'm gonna go and get all of the stuff for the back of my car.

I'm gonna have this like thing playing There's lights and I'm just like I love the effort But I personally can never drink or eat something from from an Uber.

So, the guy's straight up will be like, if you need water, it's right here.

And you go, not gonna get me today, sir.

I'm not that easy.

Like, yeah, try, try.

Maybe the next girl will fall for that.

See, I'm the kind of person where, like, at a party, if I'm really thirsty and I see there's water, even if it's like been drinking from, I'm drinking it.

I have my mom in my head saying, Don't you dare pick that up.

Also, I'm like, no one's roofing a water.

I don't know.

I mean, being roofied in an Uber is kind of the perfect crime.

True.

If you think about it and someone drinks it and they pass out in the Uber,

there you go.

If you were a waitress at a restaurant and someone like didn't finish their fries and you were really hungry, would you ever eat the fries?

Yeah.

Bring it back.

Okay.

Okay.

So you're not like psycho.

Like if I worked there, I was the waitress and I'm like in the kitchen and I like have the plate.

Yeah.

I'm not like a freak.

Obviously, I would like to.

Even though their like dirty little hands was like all over it.

I actually caused a little bit of a stir yesterday.

Like, why am I giving the teen vogue party?

Because I also just know it's gonna be like the most non-stirring thing.

This is so sad.

My mom was singing jazz, as she does.

And we're at this restaurant.

I was me and my dad at the bar, chilling.

Yeah.

And then suddenly this guy's like, someone lost jewelry.

Someone lost jewelry.

And he comes up to me and he's holding this like gem.

It looks like a big, big diamond.

Yeah.

And he goes, like, ring?

It was just like a stone.

Yeah.

And he's like, is this yours?

And I was like, no, sir, it's not mine.

He goes, it was right under you.

And I was like, not mine.

You're not my gem.

I'm a peridot.

That's not me.

I'm not going to.

I'm like, so please leave me alone.

It was my dad.

And he goes, are you sure?

And I look and I realize I had just threw on some Crocs and they had all these gibbets on.

One of the gibbets was like, these like gem gibbets.

And I go, oh, that's my gibbet.

And the guy goes, what?

And I go, thank you.

And what it is.

And I couldn't put it back.

It's hard to put the, how did the gibbet come off?

Who knows?

So anyway, my Crocs caused quite a stir at the bar yesterday.

But it looked like it was.

I have another reason why the Crocs

caused quite a stir at the bar yesterday.

They were.

Also, how did they come up with the name gibbet?

I didn't know what a gibbets was.

I said, Excuse you.

And then they said,

it's just like they've really popped off with the gibbets.

They really popped off with their collaborations.

And it's crazy because I haven't gotten an email.

Do you think I'm keeping us from getting a Croc Giggly Squad collab?

No, I didn't.

If anything, they have built in hilarious marketing because it could just be like a commercial about how you've gotten me to wear Crocs and I've been like against it.

I think they've pitched it and you said no.

Oh.

I feel like, what if Hannah convinced Paige and you go?

Do you know what I want to pitch Crocs?

Yeah.

A croc with a pointed toe.

That sounds so fucking ugly.

I can't even.

But their whole thing, I think, though, is like...

Having wide feet.

Oh, is it?

I don't know.

But

it's shaped as your foot is, which is...

Like, it goes out.

And all these shoes that make your feet turn in, it's like when they...

I don't align with you on this.

it's the patriarchy.

I'm literally almost done with my refresher.

I'm still in my mango pineapple refresher.

BS.

What are you drinking?

Because you always get that's blueberry with lemonade.

Very good shade today.

It kind of matches your nails.

Yes, it does.

Are we doing red now?

Is it time?

No, I'm almost done with red.

Jacqueline comes next week.

These puppies are gone.

And we'll see them next year.

Well, I've done one time in the spring.

I got French, so it means I could have a French for like two years.

Yeah.

It just, no one can tell.

It just grows out.

Um, I'm looking at my notes.

I did say I need to see T-Pain live.

Is that coming across your TikTok at all?

That's my TikTok is all T-Pain.

He's like dancing like amazing.

I just feel like

he's low-key, like the best singer.

Yeah, I think his concerts are like insane.

Chris is nodding.

Are you a big T-Pain?

I've seen some of the T-Pain concerts.

It's good to see.

Chris and I actually have the same algorithm.

Yeah, I feel like you guys do have a very similar algorithm.

You have a 26-year-old man's algorithm.

100%.

That makes actually so much sense.

Des was like.

The other day, my algorithm got almost like too girly.

Like, I was like, How many skincare routines can I fucking watch?

You have been looking at my messages.

And so then I went and looked at your messages and got my algorithm back to like a lovely place.

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Whenever Dez looks at my TikTok, he goes, Why do you have so many more tits than me on your TikTok?

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Your best friend, um,

wore a dress that I wore.

Hailey Bieber wore this black dress that I wore to Last Coltristas, so we're basically sisters.

Where'd she wear it?

I don't know.

No, she wore it to the Kylie Jenner

something.

Did she wear the hat?

No, she didn't.

Well, there was a theme for Last Culturistas that nobody did, so that's why I was wearing the hat, and it's like a whole thing.

It's all been forgotten about it.

But anyway, I digress.

I saw

the Met

America

Academy

of the America.

America Society Museum?

Geographic.

National Geographic.

That's what it was.

All these celebrities go to like one thing, and you're like, oh, they've all been going for years.

You're like, I've never heard of this.

Well, they were saying it's like the Met Gal of the West Coast, and I was like, that is a rebrand.

That's exactly the name of it, though.

Yeah, yeah.

We can't get it again.

Charity of the gala of the museums.

Were there any outfits that you were like into or the vibes?

What are you doing?

I'm talking about the state of fashion.

As someone who's just cleaned her closet.

So you're on a refreshed palette right now.

People were really hating on Kim Kardashian.

Did you see she had like that

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Kim Kardashian is so cunt because one, we all knew it was her.

Do you know how good your branding has to be?

To show up without your face and people go, that's Kim K.

Yes.

Like that, she's won.

Yeah.

She's won.

And then she's watching.

Honestly, when we did Vanity Fair, I didn't even see Kim K walk in and I felt her presence.

I was like, Kim Kardashian is here.

That was cunt with a K.

And then she...

The scaparelli.

Everyone's talking, but everyone was talking about Kim.

Yeah.

And then the jewels were insane.

Also, like, I wonder, does she have full glam under, or do you think she said yes, she did because she was taking it was a dinner, so she knew she was like taking that off.

She's gonna take it off.

Okay, what'd you say about scaparelli?

She wore that scap, she wore a scaparelli dress to her premiere of that show, which I can't wait for that to come out.

Yeah, really, really good.

What is that?

What is it?

Something all something, something

corsets are back.

Yeah,

I feel like we're reclaiming them

from the Victorians.

I don't.

I mean, like

sitting in a crit.

No, I actually do remember that lime green corset that you had that you literally wore everywhere?

Wait, why do I not remember?

Are you kidding?

You had a lime green corset.

Are you kidding?

It ruined my life and you can't remember?

You wore this lime green corset from Amazon everywhere.

You wore it with green pants.

You wore it with silver pants.

You wore it it with jeans.

I've seen that always.

So you bringing up corsets on that era.

That era was crazy.

When Windbreaker pants were trending, I was scared for my life because I was like, Hannah's thrown out all of her pants.

She only windbreaks.

She's a windbreaker now.

Like she only breaks wind.

Like there's nothing else she's doing but going outside and breaking wind.

It's a great pan for farts.

I posted a TikTok, which I've been, I'm getting back on my TikTok era.

Okay.

Because people were making fun of millennials for putting LOL at the end of sentences.

And I realized I do

beginning and end.

Like I do a LOL sandwich.

Yeah.

End the video.

Let me just redo my TikTok video.

But I was like, it's like an emotional

blanket.

Emotional blanket.

Security blanket.

Security blanket.

But that if you're making fun of someone for putting lol before or after, like you didn't live through 9-11.

damn

and gen z can't say anything about it because they weren't even no like they don't have any they like are reading about it do you want to know what i think it is i think millennials are such like people pleasers in general where gen z isn't yeah gen z will just stare at you like yeah thinking about something else even though you ask them like a very straightforward question yeah we're like if i don't say lol at the beginning of my text that means i did not acknowledge your presence like i didn't give you credit i think our generation of parents

were so, not like disregarded as children, but they had such freedom as children where it was like, yeah, and be home before six.

Like, they could do whatever the fuck they wanted.

So that, like, them raising us, they're like, and here's everything you'll ever need.

And then we, are we the ones having Gen Z?

No.

I think we, it's because we invented LOL.

It's like, don't tell me I can't use LOL.

We invented LOL.

T9.

I actually had some Gen Z college girls DM me and say, we are playing Flip Cup.

And I said, Thank you for doing the research that matters.

Thank you for doing the research that matters.

I got a couple of those too, which is really good.

I think it was more for the bit.

So we don't need those details, actually.

It was funnier to think that they didn't.

I love thinking that.

But there are games

studying at college.

But I do think some games do get lost.

In translation.

In translation.

And it's sad.

I have some shows that I watch with my husband.

I can't.

We just brought him up on the pod.

No.

Should we take it out?

What shows?

Wait, did you watch that Netflix documentary

about the woman in Florida that gets shot through the door?

That's on my list.

Well, it's because Des was home, and he goes,

he says verbatim, watch that documentary stuff when I'm not here.

So I watched Task with him.

Everyone's interested.

Everyone's talking about it.

Oh, they love Task because the guys are hot in it, and they say, they have their like

Philadelphia accents.

They say water.

Are those particularly sought out, sought after accents?

I wouldn't say they're sought after, but like um the hose, get the hose.

Some water in the hose.

The home.

Are you coming home?

Isn't that Philly?

I would have said that's like Minnesota.

It's Philly.

Minnesota is more like, oh yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, that's how men talk about

Pennsylvania.

Like they really have an accent.

Yeah, and the it's and it's cool, but anyway, it's the further you go down the scarier it gets

That's what I tell my husband

Speaking of

Speaking of have you seen as two Italian girls have you seen the bush thong?

Why are people like yeah online being like why are you doing the bush thong?

Obviously it's a bit yeah, obviously it's like uh

it's just to get a chance like a novelty Yeah, it's like funny too And people are like trying to get to the bottom of it.

Let's have, let's.

Wait.

Let's be camp.

I actually did wear my nipple bra out last night.

Where?

So.

The library.

Dunkin' donuts.

I went down to dinner and I told everyone.

I said, I have a nipple bra on.

Have you wanted to get your nipple pierced before?

Did you see the newsletter where I put them nipple covers in that are pierced?

Yeah.

Chris and I freaked out.

Neither of you guys brought it up.

Because we were fucking scared.

I saw them on Amazon earlier.

She literally looked at me and she goes,

She goes, Did you see what patient?

I go, yeah, I saw it to be on the newsletter.

And she goes, should we say something?

I'm like, I don't know.

I think it was

pretend to happen and go for it.

Because it was fucking ragebait.

It was rage bait.

I'm not.

I thought you guys were.

I was having a day.

And then I saw that and I said, I don't need this shit right now.

I said, she's mocking me.

She's coming for me in some way.

Why is that coming for you?

You go?

It's just like, you know, I don't need that.

Like, also, there's only room for one psycho person on the what, like, this is the newsletter.

You pick something nice and chic and pretty, and I pick something off color.

And then you post that, and I said, everything's off.

I don't like this.

I don't, I'm not going to.

Because, look, it's like if you give someone attention for doing something bad, they like it and they do it again.

Yeah.

And that's.

Well, because I'm such a goodie two-shoes, it's really off-brand for me.

Like, I would never get my nipples pierced.

Also, I have, like, a phobia of like.

I looked into it for a while.

Your mom, your poor mom.

Like, she's, she's making a rosary.

She's like,

she's like, where did I go wrong?

I prayed for her every day.

I have a fear that if you.

You can't.

You are everyone's dream child.

You had a fear, boy, you were going to get like an infection.

No, I have a fear that I'd be paralyzed from.

Oh, my God.

Paralyzed.

That's so fucking crazy.

Why am I paralyzed, but I thought that like your nipple would lose feeling.

Oh, that can happen.

Yeah, that actually can happen, I think.

And then there was a time where I thought it was cool to get your

inner ear pierced.

It's called like a.

Oh, yeah.

it's called um it has a stupid name yeah it's like icarus or something or it what is this called i feel like shoot that's gonna really annoy me what is that called

chris look this up

like a seashell i don't know how do we even describe it it's called it's that inner ear thing

tracheachy no that's your throat

um tragus yeah which sounds like a labia sounds like something in the vagina that men like don't know what it is sounds like something in like game of thrones i really wanted to get my tragus Tragus pierced for like a week.

Yeah.

And I did all the research.

Something.

I'm like, I think my tragus is inflamed.

You know, I really was like, what is...

I'm sorry.

There's like 12 different names for these things.

There's a diagram.

Okay,

it's Tragus.

It's Tragus.

I think it is.

So

I read that if it goes wrong, it could like fuck up your balance.

Oh.

And I was like, well, then I won't go pro as a tennis player.

And my dad would be so mad at me.

Turns out, could have done it.

Turns out, could have pierced it a couple times.

Yeah, I could have used it as an excuse.

So I didn't get it for that reason.

But yeah, I have a phobia.

Also, I really want to get,

I mean, you know, I love a what's it called?

Ear cuff.

Ear cuff.

But I realize if you get it like permanent, you like can't sleep on that side.

Like if you get your cartilage pierced?

Yeah, like it'll, it'll hurt.

Like those little things will ruin my life.

I agree.

I have heard that cartilage hurts because, like, it's so thick there.

Because I try to nap a lot with an ear cuff, and I have to take off the ear cuff to nap.

Well, of course.

I have sensory issues.

100%.

Like, I never sleep in earrings, rings, jewelry, anything.

If I'm trying to sleep and I decide I need to, like, flip over

and I can't flip over because of my ear, like, I'm calling the police on myself.

Also, some earrings, like, really poke you.

Like, they're really a a sharp back.

Someone invented like a nap earring.

Yeah.

Which is very niche, but it hasn't been tested by me yet.

And we need to test it.

Wait, so mom tested kid approved.

If you get married one day, you're going to take off your rings before you go to sleep.

Ooh.

What a good question.

What a good question.

Hannah, honestly, I might.

I recommend it.

I think that's why I have like bacterial infection.

Because I really can't

sleep in any like I I could sleep in I could sleep in rings and bracelets I'm never sleeping in necklaces or earrings yeah I actually used to live in a necklace like I'd put it on a necklace and I'm like this is me until it like falls off I can't I think I wore the same necklace like all high school college was it a Tiffany heart

no it's like a little tennis racket

You just call me a nerd under your breath.

No, I said, oh my gosh.

Wait, I did something I think you'd find relatable.

Okay.

So I bought this face care thing, one of those masks that you put on, that you wake up and it's like you peel it off.

Yeah.

The second I put it on, it dried up and I felt so dry.

I don't want to say it.

No, say it.

Medicube.

Wait, you did it wrong.

You must have done it wrong.

You take, okay, so you take it out of the package.

You're in your...

No, it's not an, it's literally just lotion.

Oh, the one that comes out of the squeeze bottle.

Okay, yeah, you're in the middle.

You put it on, and then it immediately, like, I felt so dry.

Yeah.

And they were like, you have to sleep in it.

And then the morning you pull it off or whatever.

But like, after 20 minutes, I like had a freak out and I washed it off.

Maybe you're allergic to it.

I think my skin is just too dry.

Why don't you just get, why don't, why did you even get that one?

That's too high level for you.

You have to get, just get the other one.

Okay.

They're really good.

You're going to love it.

Okay.

Your mom should get them too.

Oh, you'd have to come for my family.

Don't talk about my family.

Thank you for giggling with us, guys.

Thank you for being here while we work some things out.

Yeah, I think we figured some stuff out.

Congratulate Paige on her popping her Botox cherry, her new face.

If she looks different, don't tell her.

Just be like, you look the same.

Literally, don't tell me.

No, you look amazing.

You really do look amazing.

You just look awake.

Yeah.

Which honestly, you've never looked.

Like, what's it like being awake right now?

My whole brand is now changed.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

You have to change Daphne completely to like running wear.

She goes, we're doing marathons in Daphne now.

I'm going to Wisconsin this weekend in Madison, Green Bay, so you guys there get tickets.

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