Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day Jeff got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my frozen grapes, gigglers? Wasn't that a thing on TikTok? Frozen grape. Perfect.
Sour grapes.

Speaker 1 It was the... Frozen sour grape.
Grape with the hard shell. Yeah.
Which I actually did make once. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then. And then it all fell apart.
It all fell apart because nothing lasts forever.

Speaker 1 We were just catching up about our Halloween plans. And it turns out we have the exact same Halloween plans this year.
We're like exactly duty.

Speaker 1 Photo shoot tomorrow and then nothing.

Speaker 1 I hate Halloween parties, but I realized I don't hate. dressing up.
I just don't like dressing up and then having like normal conversations with people in your outfit.

Speaker 1 I like don't know how to navigate that.

Speaker 1 I just remember like Halloween in New York is crazy. Like I remember waking up when I had two male roommates and there was like feathers all over the bathroom and I was like who like fucked a chicken.

Speaker 1 Who fucked a chicken? And then Corey

Speaker 1 naming names comes out and he has these khaki pants on still and there's red all over his crotch and he was like, so I was grinding on an Elmo last night.

Speaker 1 Like we had, we had fun back in the day, but I was so lazy. I'd always have like a gray, a brown sweatshirt and brown ears and I was a bear.

Speaker 1 Except for that year you were post-malone, which was so good. That was

Speaker 1 the first year we became friends. Wait, I was post malone for like three years.
Yeah, I it's like when I like a meal and I have to eat it. Like I, that's what I do with Halloween costumes.

Speaker 1 I do it for like three years. Before anything after 2020?

Speaker 1 No. No.
What'd you do last year? Oh, you were with me. I did the Australian breakdancer.
Oh, yeah. I did Fran Dresher.

Speaker 1 That was really good. Well, this year, we're not going to give it away, but we both decided we're not going to go to any parties.
We're just going to take photos of ourselves inside.

Speaker 1 Halloween is actually my mom's birthday.

Speaker 1 A true Scorpio witch. A true

Speaker 1 witch. And she makes her witch's brew, also known as pasta fagioli.
When I was younger, one time my little cousin was mad at my mom for something, who knows what.

Speaker 1 And all I remember is him yelling at her, saying, that's why you're born on Halloween because you're a witch. And I remember going, oh,

Speaker 1 like it stuck out in my brain. Like, I still know where I was standing at my grandma's house.
I was like, oh, he's going to have to sit on the steps for like 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 Well, she's going to give him the colloquio, which you can Google that if you don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 Also, how's your face holding up? Guys, I can't pass by a mirror

Speaker 1 without being like

Speaker 1 wait. You have like you're like glowing.

Speaker 1 Well, I was at a okay, I just did a photo shoot for a skincare company. Okay, so they, so I'm really just skinny.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the thing:

Speaker 1 so I get to this photo shoot for the skincare company, and they were like, Hey, like, some of the shots it's going to be like you washing your face.

Speaker 1 So, we're going to do like really minimal makeup, and we don't retouch because it's skin.

Speaker 1 And I was like, Pardon

Speaker 1 scoozy,

Speaker 1 so everything had to be like, I could put like a little concealer on in places, but I was, but I couldn't do anything.

Speaker 1 I feel like some brands are like super authentic and like obsessed with being authentic. Then some brands will do a whole makeup shoot without their like fake lashes.
Yeah. Or like without the makeup.

Speaker 1 Like they'll use other makeup.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And that's capitalism.
And that's capitalism. And we'll just talk about it.
That's like eat dual. Yeah, that's showbiz.
Okay, let's get into some real stuff because I've been a half-time.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I said the pregame.

Speaker 1 I was just dying.

Speaker 1 Get to know ya.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Did you watch the new season of Nobody Wants Us? Did you watch the old season of Nobody Wants Us? I did up until like

Speaker 1 I watched half of it. Okay.

Speaker 1 Second season, phenomenal. The acting's amazing.
By the way, huge fan.

Speaker 1 I'm a huge fan of that show. I'm a massive fan of that show.

Speaker 1 I can't go on TikTok without now getting clips of like Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard and their whole relationship. And it's,

Speaker 1 it's consumed all of my thoughts. It's consumed all of my thoughts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing about him, who he has very successful podcasts. He's very like charming.
They've been married for a while.

Speaker 1 People are like going back and finding interview clips of him talking about Kristen. Yeah.

Speaker 1 At one point, they were like the couple where it was like, oh, they're like the, they were like a Blake Leiden. Living Blake Leiden and Ryan Reynolds.
And but no fault of she's an angel.

Speaker 1 No, she's perfect. She's more

Speaker 1 Ana in Frozen. She needs to be protected at all costs.
People don't know that. She's the voice of gossip girl.
Like

Speaker 1 she could have

Speaker 1 enough. What has he done? I'm not quite sure.
He did an interview and he was like talking about how he's got insecurities of like again I'm first of all I'm out

Speaker 1 he's like, I he was like, I have all these insecurities, and he like listed them and they're like all normal ones that everyone has, like the way they look, the way they talk, like, whatever.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, The only time I'm like, I think the word he used was like unbashful, whatever, is in relationships where like he thinks he's the prize.

Speaker 1 I dated a man one time that like would repeatedly tell me that he was also the prize and that it should be 50-50.

Speaker 1 And I was like, you're gay.

Speaker 1 You want a boyfriend. Like, I'm sorry.
I literally cannot watch clips of him talking ill of her anymore. And then she, there's clips of her being like how she obsessed she is with him.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you have a friend who's obsessed with their boyfriend, I need you to pull them aside. It's terrible.
Well, you know what it's giving. Remember Simone Biles? Yes.

Speaker 1 When her boyfriend was kind of like, I'm a good athlete too. And literally,

Speaker 1 but he also was like, you know, she sent to my dms like i'm the one whatever

Speaker 1 and look i yeah i can't one thing

Speaker 1 okay where's my take yeah

Speaker 1 okay i think

Speaker 1 yeah hit them with this get that sometimes i feel like if you just pull people's like public personas of their relationships yes and you judge it based on that totally

Speaker 1 But I would argue that people's public personas of their relationships is better than what it is behind closed doors. Of course.
So like whenever people are like, oh my god, they're so cute.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, they're literally actors. Yeah.
They're actors.

Speaker 1 Like when you're on the red carpet, obviously he could not touch you for three months, but on the red carpet, he's going to put his arm around your waist. You know what I mean? Right.

Speaker 1 So that's one thing. I also,

Speaker 1 I feel like with the girls, sometimes it's, I don't want a a guy to be like so obsessed with me and I'm like not as obsessed with him. Yeah.
Like because I get bored. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But I like it going like back and forth. Like, some weeks, I like being like, Oh, I'm the ugly one,

Speaker 1 oh, like, oh, like, he's like, something about him, I'm like, Oh, he's hot this week, and then the next week, I'm like, catch up, you gotta catch up.

Speaker 1 But, um, it's hard to perceive a relationship based on like just old clips. I just think, like, she's so fucking successful, yeah, that you know it's gotta be a little insecure.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you can't have two um headshots in a relationship, yeah,

Speaker 1 and I can in mind because my husband's old,

Speaker 1 so true. Like if Des was 35 and he was like

Speaker 1 doing his stuff when he was 35, it would be chaos. No.
Which

Speaker 1 what were you gonna say? I was gonna say people get so mad when like women are like like I very much live in the mindset of like the man should like the girl more.

Speaker 1 And people get mad at that saying like no, it should be you should equally love. The only reason I think the guy should like the girl more is because

Speaker 1 their role is to protect.

Speaker 1 So, like, you, if you're gonna protect me, you have to care about me more.

Speaker 1 I'm not running in front of a bullet for you, you psycho, but you should run in front of one for you

Speaker 1 because you're my protector.

Speaker 1 If you're not, then what are you doing here? I'll hire someone.

Speaker 1 I do think bodyguards in the very beginning, he needs to be the one that's more into it because men are simple, they have one way of thinking, that's how they'll always be.

Speaker 1 And I get like I love talking in mass generalizations. I love being a feminist, I'm all for being a feminist.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, but my number one rule that I really won't go against, I'm never reaching out first. I'm never DMing first.
I'm never asking you out. I'm never going up to you and giving you my number.

Speaker 1 And I get that, like, women can be like, that's empowering. Like, no, you take charge.
Not me. Not me.
Because if you don't want me first, then I don't want you back. That's valid.

Speaker 1 I was like, I was, you know, I love to flirt. So, and I think men are scared.
But again, you don't want a man who's so scared. I think men are intimidated.
I think men don't know things.

Speaker 1 So, like, I'm fine with putting out the first, like, hey, what's up? And then seeing like if they make it happen. But then I look back not to be like, okay, but like, Des is the one who DM'd me.

Speaker 1 As he should.

Speaker 1 And that's romance. DM is romantic.
And that's romantic.

Speaker 1 So, but look, the truth is, is if you feel like you're forcing it at all in the fucking beginning when you guys are so fucking horny. Sorry, mom.

Speaker 1 Like, it's a no, which brings me to my feed, which is full of Lily Allen and David Harbert.

Speaker 1 Who I've seen David Harbor and his scruffy ass walking around New York City before. Okay, I didn't even know they were a couple, let alone had this crazy breakup.

Speaker 1 Well, also, I didn't actually know she was a singer. Sorry, I like

Speaker 1 you cry, and I'll see you.

Speaker 1 Wait, what? Did I hit that note? Is that why you knew it? Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show?

Speaker 1 Did you sing?

Speaker 1 Did you sing

Speaker 1 on the Kelly Clarkson show?

Speaker 1 Mom!

Speaker 1 No, I was like watching a clip. I go, if she sings in front of Kelly, I'm going to.

Speaker 1 Well, I sing there, and I was like, well, she's a singer, I'm a singer.

Speaker 1 Wait, I knew that was silly.

Speaker 1 I knew that was your mindset going in. Like, well, we're both doing our craft.

Speaker 1 okay. So, people don't know these talk shows.
Beforehand, there's a producer who calls you. Right.
And this producer, we were kikiing, and we had a lot of stories lined up and it goes fast.

Speaker 1 So, I didn't know what story might go. Right.
And like, they prepare you for 15 minutes of talking when you're really going to talk for free. Yeah.
And I had like different bits. I had a joke.

Speaker 1 I was going to do a monologue. I didn't know.
And next thing you know, I was just like, Killy, I think I could hit the wicked note.

Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm so happy I wasn't there because I didn't attempt it though.

Speaker 1 I didn't like I she you just said okay I was like I think I could like I wasn't gonna disrespect Clay Clarkson. Well that's what I thought.
No, no, I have respect.

Speaker 1 I thought you were like American Idol. Cool.
It was on 30 years ago.

Speaker 1 Imagine if I did it and then there was just silence. Clay Clarkson was like, get out.

Speaker 1 She's like actually quitting the show.

Speaker 1 She just turns goes full Simon Cowell. She's incredible.
I was on the first episode of The Kardashians. You know who told me this?

Speaker 1 Desmond Bishop. Desmond Bishop calls me and goes, pages on the Kardashians.
I'm minding my own business, watching, minding my own business. It's a more, I'm having a slow morning.

Speaker 1 I said, oh, my girls are back. Let me throw the girls up on TV.
I'm sitting there. I'm drinking my coffee.
And all of a sudden, I hear Courtney say my,

Speaker 1 I like hear my own stuff. Yes.
And I'm like, oh my God, no one's

Speaker 1 talking about this. no one's talking about it well but they couldn't use your actual voice oh yeah they oh oh that's what happened I guess NBC or or Bravo didn't give them

Speaker 2 yep it didn't

Speaker 1 didn't give them the rights to use my voice and it's

Speaker 1 your voice dare they how dare they

Speaker 1 I own it no but that's like why I couldn't put I couldn't post my crazy paparazzi pic where my hair was all crazy because

Speaker 1 they weren't they didn't give me permit like they didn't give it to me in Getty and my team was like they could sue you for 50k and I was like well I do want likes on this photo you know I that one time when they were trying to sue me for like 30,000 did you get out of it uh yeah I ran out the statue of limitations and that's what can not responding to an email can do

Speaker 1 this isn't real

Speaker 1 you just got reminded to sue you again

Speaker 1 My lawyer was like, honestly, we just have to make it till like June 7th. And I was like, cool.

Speaker 1 The Lily Allen thing. Wait, the Lily Allen thing is crazy.
I haven't listened to any of it. I was going to listen to it when I leave the studio.
Apparently, it's like...

Speaker 1 I mean, she gives names, she gives dates, she gives social security numbers.

Speaker 1 She gives like, it starts with like her life when they first move in to like their new apartment that they did an architectural digest in New York City. The Pussy Palace.
The Pussy Palace.

Speaker 1 And then it, like, I kind of love an album having

Speaker 1 a full story. I also love that someone's joking that

Speaker 1 she hasn't written anything in seven years. So, like, he's going to be like, Wait, she did what? And she's like, There's no way she did a whole album.
She hasn't written a song in seven years.

Speaker 1 But you know what's a sign of being in a bad relationship? Not creating. Yeah, not doing shit.
Like Mandy Moore.

Speaker 1 Yes. People don't talk about that enough.
And Kelly Clarkson. The second they got out of their relationship.

Speaker 1 By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Squad book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, et cetera. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sorry, my fancy football.

Speaker 1 I lost today. Yeah, I lost.

Speaker 1 You could tell the vibes are bad um so yeah when women are not creating and like shining and taking up space it's normally that they're in a bad relationship but i would argue chris and bell is out here shining shining yeah um but maybe it's because he's busy podcasting i think that's what it is and he has his thing

Speaker 1 he has his thing but like he just doesn't speak about her the way I think that I want her to be spoken about. I agree.
You know, it's also because she's so angelic.

Speaker 1 Like, I also had this thought too, because I think she says it in like one of her interviews or whatever.

Speaker 1 I feel like

Speaker 1 in past relationships, I was of the mindset that, like, oh, if you end up with this person, you have to make like these crazy compromises and you have to have like insane sacrifices.

Speaker 1 And that just means you really love that person because you're going to sacrifice this or you're going to compromise this significant part of your life. And then I realized that's a load of shit.

Speaker 1 Like when you're in a real good, healthy relationship, I'm sorry, there's not a single compromise I could freaking find.

Speaker 1 Like you're not changing your whole lifestyle as a compromise disguised under like, well, no, we're in love.

Speaker 1 No, and like the things that you do compromise are the things that you're like, okay, that's valid. Yeah.
You're like, I don't, I actually don't care about it.

Speaker 1 And sometimes the stuff you compromise is stuff that actually helps you grow. Like it actually, he makes you better by being like, hey, can you stop doing this? Or like,

Speaker 1 wait, can I say something like the behind the scenes of Clay Clarkson that people don't know?

Speaker 1 Yeah, because I know you guys saw me in the show and you're like, She's beautiful, yeah, like she's perfect, like she's glowing. Like, did she get Botox?

Speaker 1 Well, I was on day two of my period

Speaker 1 and I was wearing this like really fun high skirt.

Speaker 1 Wait, was it pony hair?

Speaker 1 Um, it was faux pony. I loved it.
There's faux ponies out here. Thank you, it was Theophilio.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So, okay, so then there was a top and

Speaker 1 I had to like tuck it in, but it was kind of like falling out. Okay.
So the stylist that was with me was like, we have to

Speaker 1 take the top and like pin it to your underwear. And I was wearing like big granny panties.
So I was like, okay, perfect. Yeah.
You're like, I have enough circumference.

Speaker 1 But then like I got there and I was like starving. It was like 2 p.m.

Speaker 1 And I wasn't, and I hadn't eaten yet. All day? No, I ate in the morning.
I had breakfast.

Speaker 1 I was going to say. I hadn't eaten lunch yet.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you hadn't eaten and it was two o'clock. Like, normally around one, I like to eat lunch.
If I, it was like two o'clock. And you know, when you're like, okay, let's not eat.

Speaker 1 But then I was getting like ravaged. Like, when I'm hungry, it's not like a light hunger.
It's like I'm like, the room starts spinning. I'm like, I start frothing at the end.

Speaker 1 It's so interesting because when I have to do something, the thought of food makes me physically ill because I'm like, no, let me get this done and then I'll do it.

Speaker 1 I was starving like I'd run a marathon. So I got there and they had veggie straws and I was like, perfect, that's healthy.
And then I had a like a nutrient bar. Great.

Speaker 1 And then I think I like had some chips or something. I don't know, but I'm just full lunch.
She's showing my face.

Speaker 1 Like, and then I drink some sandwich and then they had a pasta salad and I'm so hungry.

Speaker 1 The head of a pig. But then I am okay.
Day two of my period, like Chris, this is important for you to learn about.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, have diarrhea, like, like, my cramps are like diarrhea. So, like, I'm like eating, thinking that I'm like free and like nothing bad can happen ever in my life.

Speaker 1 And she's tying my shirt to my panties. And I realize, oh my gosh, I've ever heard you say panties.
And I immediately took those girls. That was so disgusting.
Why would you be? Why? Stop it.

Speaker 1 Sorry, my granny panties.

Speaker 1 Kids listen to this in the backseat.

Speaker 1 That's where we crossed the line. So

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 So it was like, it was.

Speaker 1 I love when you act dainty or like little girl, like girl.

Speaker 1 I have to go to the restroom.

Speaker 1 So I said, my restroom. So I go.
Actually, if I say I have to pee, I have to pee. If I say I have to go to the restroom, you have to go.
It was a problem.

Speaker 1 By the way,

Speaker 1 Seth Cohen, um, Adam Brody is like staring at me, like he was right across the green room.

Speaker 1 And I swiftly go to the green room, which, by the way, is like an the bathroom is like open where like everyone who works in 30 rock goes.

Speaker 1 No, so like I didn't have peace and quiet, but I didn't want to like undo, so I just pulled the back down

Speaker 1 so it was still clipped in the front. Okay, so I'm just like, like kind of like the sun,

Speaker 1 the suntan lotion thing. Yeah, that's what I did.

Speaker 1 So like, shit, myself, come back go back and then i'm back in the green room and i feel it coming on again and like i have to go on in like 20 minutes and i'm having like a full diarrhea oh but like

Speaker 1 there's like eight people in my green room were you nervous not telling anyone no i just my body like i think i had adrenaline yeah and then i ate like all these random things and i was on day two of my period and my body was like we're not doing this right now

Speaker 1 Adrenaline will really make you shit yourself.

Speaker 1 So I'm like, so I go back and I'm like fighting with this like underwear thing and I'm pretending to these people that I'm just like checking my hair in the bathroom, but I'm like having like explosives.

Speaker 1 You're sweating. Are you sweating at this point? I'm sweating in my zebra hair.

Speaker 1 You're faux pony. And then like, by the way, this is a, it's not live, but it's, it's fucking tight.
Like they're like, okay, we're going to need you in four minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, okay, do we try one more just to make sure I don't shit myself on the Kelly show? So I like run one more time. And then no one knew.
I'm just, this is where I'm telling it.

Speaker 1 And then I walked on, like, I didn't just like, my asshole wasn't bleeding. And the way we started the show was they were like, I want you to host a little game first.
So I never met Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They just announced my name, I walk on, and I'm hosting this game show with Kelly and Adam Brody and some other people from Nobody Wants This.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, hi, Klay Clarkson, trying to read a teleprompter while holding my butthole as tight.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, I might have to hit the wicked note later. That's when I'm going to lose it.

Speaker 1 So that's. Imagine you hit the wicked note, but also shit on her couch.

Speaker 1 Everyone would be like, Tom Cruise, who?

Speaker 1 Because this is the new couch moment. Look, everyone's trying to go viral these days.
Like, you never know. No, adrenaline is so crazy when you have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 I one time was going through a boyfriend's phone

Speaker 1 and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to shit myself. And I had to run to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 So then the next time I went through the same boyfriend's phone, I took the phone, first went into the bathroom, sat on the the toilet, then I went there. Let's go to women and stand up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because that adrenaline, like, I was like, I'm going to lose my lunch. No, you know, this is.
You know, people are like, oh, I'm backed up. I'm backed up.

Speaker 1 One thing about stand-up comedians, we are never backed up because right before you go on stage, you feel a rush. Also, like, I feel like when you're running.

Speaker 1 Okay, I never used to freaking have that, though, before going out on stage. And then I literally hung out with you too many times.
I was in Palm Spring.

Speaker 1 I had to go and do something with Charlotte Tilbury, like out on stage and like talk to her, whatever.

Speaker 1 and before I'm like I'm gonna have a nervous poop like I have to go to the bathroom and every time I would say to people like oh I'm gonna go to the bathroom someone would be like oh I have to go too I'll come with you and it's like an open and I'm like I don't talk about that enough

Speaker 1 we don't talk about that enough look I love female friendship when like you can look at a girl and just be like I have to poop like that's there's a beautifulness about it however if I'm at a dinner If I'm at a group dinner and I'm getting up to go to the bathroom, all are welcome.

Speaker 1 Come to the bathroom because I'm sure I need products. I'm sure there's like things we have to talk about.

Speaker 1 If it's a normal day, don't come to the bathroom with me. If it's a 2 p.m.
on a Wednesday, don't follow me into the bathroom. Yeah, you're things to do.
Because you're going to be mischievous in there

Speaker 1 by myself. Yeah, naughty things are going to happen.
I actually, shout out to Haley, my blonde best friend.

Speaker 1 Victoria's Secret. I was like wearing nothing.
Yeah. And we do really good at Victoria's Secret.
We're about to go on the red carpet. And they go, do you want to run to the restroom first?

Speaker 1 Because there isn't a restroom where the show is. I've never said no to a restroom.
Yeah. Like, you know, some people are like, man,

Speaker 1 that's a skill of mine. Yeah.
I can use it at all times. I can use it right now.
So I go, let's go.

Speaker 1 That's funny because I'm someone that's like, oh, okay. See, I'm like, oh, thank you.
I would love. Hold it.
No, I don't like holding. Life is too short.

Speaker 1 farts any of it. So I'm with Haley and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm going to go.
And she's like, okay, we're going to get there. And I'm looking at her.
I'm like, babe, this is a pre

Speaker 1 red carpet. Like, I'm about to.

Speaker 1 You're not old enough to experience experience a sailing you're too pure you're gonna see some things you don't want to see that you'll never be able to forget but like that's when you like try to you know make sure that you're just the tank is empty um but it brings you closer to your friends it does you the best is when you like fart and you just go excuse me like like you did something like polite i don't think i've ever done that

Speaker 1 i don't think i've ever farted in front of a friend

Speaker 1 do i not have any real friends have you never farted in front of me no

Speaker 1 I could do it right now.

Speaker 1 Wait, you want to hear something else disgusting that I saw on TikTok? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Your tongue knows what everything. Why did you say tongue? Because I really wanted to emphasize it.
Your tongue.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why am I saying tongue?

Speaker 1 Knows what everything tastes like or feels like.

Speaker 1 Because it has it has. Think about licking anything in this room.
You know what it would feel like on your tongue.

Speaker 1 Is that so trippy and weird? Like, I know what the screen of my phone would feel like on my tongue. Even though we've never licked it.
Yeah, I know what the table would feel like on my tongue.

Speaker 1 Is that so, like, you know what this would feel like on your tongue?

Speaker 1 What algorithm did you even like? I don't know where I stumbled upon.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen it. So this is like, you don't have to lick it to know.

Speaker 1 You don't have to lick it to know what it feels

Speaker 1 like on your tongue. And you should say that to your husband.

Speaker 1 I don't have to lick it to know. Thank you.

Speaker 1 We have a fun little surprise. We do.
We

Speaker 1 filmed an episode of Hannah and Page Try New Things. A rogue episode.
And. Because we missed it.
We couldn't be kept away. No, we literally couldn't.
It was

Speaker 1 so much fun. We went to New Jersey.

Speaker 1 And that's all we're going to say.

Speaker 1 And we went to a Duncan.

Speaker 1 And we just tried new things at Duncan. We learned how to make drinks.
Hannah drove through the drive-thru and I did the computer.

Speaker 1 It's honestly one of my favorite episodes I think we've ever done because I was kind of starstruck at Duncan. Yeah.
Yeah. Like for Duncan to be like, you can go behind the scenes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We got to like see how. everything's made and we had some contests.
We tried to make stuff for grace.

Speaker 1 We always turned it out. Yeah, we had to test our limits.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, we pushed ourselves. And I had a big car around the drive-thru.
I almost. Well, you'll see.
You'll see. I don't want to give away what happens, but it was pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1 I was thinking about Dancer with the Stars, which I'm locked in. I'm so logged in.
I was like, there was a a wicked night, and you know I love wicked. You would have saw that.
You would have hated it.

Speaker 1 No. Why does it bring me joy when you hate something?

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 I don't watch it, but I already know I'm so proud of Alex Earl. I feel like she's really crushing it.

Speaker 1 No, like, she's having performances that afterwards, I'm like, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen. Like, she's, but she's a dancer's body.
And I'm going to say something about Alex Earl.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people that'll be like, she doesn't have talent. She has whatever.

Speaker 1 People do go viral and get lucky.

Speaker 1 But she's already been successful for a couple of years now. Yeah.
That's not all luck. She's clearly a very, very, very hard worker.
Yeah. And like not smart.

Speaker 1 And like, like, it takes a certain kind of person to like. execute dancing with the stars.
It takes pressure. It takes focus.
It takes memorization. Like, I'm very impressed by her.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 She's competing with like top athletes. And do you want to know what? I feel like when people are like on a screen, like you can get a certain, you can read a certain level of their aura.

Speaker 1 she's always given me like good energy like she seems just like sweet and like nice i was thinking about dancing with the stars though and how it's so fun with the dancing but like what if they did it with singing

Speaker 1 like what if they found people who can't sing and each week you had to sing a song that you were trained because i'm sick of these good singers like get bad singers like you're gonna executive produce this show and you're gonna make me host it and i'm gonna be like i don't even want to be here and actually you guys are really bad

Speaker 1 You're the only judge. Yeah, I'm the only judge.
And I don't want to be in there. I'm like, sorry.
I'd be napping if I wasn't getting paid to be here. No one's going to be napping or not.

Speaker 1 I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowell. Like, I hate everything.
I'm like disgusted by so many people I know.

Speaker 1 Like, do you know there's an actual thing of you don't people don't get enjoyment from anything? Like there's a word for it. I haven't

Speaker 1 they said if it happens for an elongated period of time, it can be depression. What's a long, it's a long period of time.

Speaker 1 No, it's not that I hate everything. I'm unimpressed.
Yes. That's the quote.

Speaker 1 Your best friend, who I'm sorry, people aren't talking about this enough.

Speaker 1 I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by.

Speaker 1 That, did you hear her say that? Yeah, well, people thought it was like at Selena. I don't care who people thought it was about.

Speaker 1 And even if it was, who gives a shit? Like, get over it now. It's been 10 years of this back and forth.
We don't care. They're both married.
Who cares? That quote alone.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. It's my new personality.
It was beautiful. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by.

Speaker 1 And I think my problem is, is I'm unimpressed by things that I'm just like, I don't care. Well, I'm going to bring us to a moment over the weekend.
I was alone in my hotel room. I was bored.

Speaker 1 I started shopping on the real reel. And by shopping, I can't find anything for me.
But then I start seeing all these things that I'm like, maybe Paige will like.

Speaker 1 So then I start, I sent her like 40 different links. Like, I was just full-on shopping for Paige in my head because Paige is my barbarian.
Some things were cute. Okay, well, great.

Speaker 1 That made me really happy. I basically, like, it's like a love language where I'm like, okay, what can make Paige smile today? I'm like, what is she like? I'm going to send her links of clothes.

Speaker 1 And it's, if she hates all of them, it does make me laugh.

Speaker 1 Like, if you go, like, sometimes you'll be like, Hannah, stop. No, No, because sometimes you'll send me things and it's just like a black t-shirt.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what about it's Mew Meal?

Speaker 1 Also, all I do is buy black t-shirts. Also, all you do is shop vintage.
Like, it's on a mannequin. It's not even on a person.
I'm like, I can't even see what this is. You have to have a vision.

Speaker 1 You have to have a vision. You have to be an artist.
Did you actually like some of the stuff I sent? Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 Am I your stylist? No.

Speaker 1 Also, why are you wearing a hat? Because I went to the shoot and I didn't, I don't have a hair tie to throw it up in a ponytail and it's like pushed back. Because everyone's here to see your Botox.

Speaker 1 Well, I'll show that.

Speaker 1 I do feel like it's like settled. Yeah.
I feel like I'm like in. I actually go to Wednesday for like a check-in.
When is Daphne getting her facial balancing?

Speaker 1 She actually has the perfect facial film. When is Daphne getting lip filler? Because we've all been thinking it.
Yeah, she has no lips. No.
Kitty is stunning. She's beautiful.
She's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Well, didn't she just?

Speaker 1 Well, she's working. She's booked in bed.
She worked today. She has to work tomorrow.
Wait, I feel like I can't. I'm not allowed to say the thing she's working on.
It's like, no, it's hot shot.

Speaker 1 I signed an MDA. I'm like, what?

Speaker 1 And good thing she's not all chatty-chatty because

Speaker 1 you would tell everyone. I have a hot take.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Because you,

Speaker 1 Des and I are in a temporary place right now. Okay.
We moved into an apartment where

Speaker 1 if you order uberites

Speaker 1 you have to go down to get it they don't let them bring it up to the door now

Speaker 1 this is a huge problem huge problem

Speaker 1 not in my america okay and some would say you moved out of your last apartment some

Speaker 1 reason that there was one reason i moved and they changed the policy and i said and i can no longer do business with you guys but hot take as well do you know that that was like a massive thing in my old building i was like i'm moving out and they were like what can we get for you to stay i'm like well you guys won't bring the grocery the deliveries up anymore and like i can't

Speaker 1 i can't have that like i'm not going downstairs at midnight to get one slice of pizza from the guy like in my panties no

Speaker 1 so this is my hot take at first i said no no no no no but then i realized maybe this is good for me because now when i place an order i have to say it with my chest well do you know this happened to our good friend Sierra?

Speaker 1 What happened? She moved into a building and they don't let delivery people go up and they won't bring it up to your building. What do delivery people ever do to you?

Speaker 1 Like, why are they treating them like

Speaker 1 sorry? They're trying to make a tip. They leave it at the door and they leave.
What the fuck? Like, they have other deliveries to do. Why are they acting like this is crazy?

Speaker 1 And Sierra said it really makes her stop and think, do I need to order that? So I agree with Sierra, where I'm like, I say it with my my children. I want people to know I'm living it up now.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, actually, do another order. You forgot it.
I said, normally I might eat something and then be like, okay, I'm done. Throw it out.
Now I'm like, should I save this for lunch?

Speaker 1 And eat the other half of this burrito. So I'm not.
And then sometimes where I just order like for no reason, I'm like, should we order? Because do I, do I want to lock eyes with this man? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Multiple times a day. But then, then I'm like, do I make it an inside joke? But then again, I don't want,

Speaker 1 I have a bad habit of

Speaker 1 people, and I'm not. When do you find someone at your building, grease them a little, be like, hey, that was so Italian of you.
Anytime I got a delivery, you bring it right up to me.

Speaker 1 I go, hey, what's the last time we got a blow drop?

Speaker 1 Listen, it's old school. You can take a fry off the top, but that's it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we go half and halfies. That's like

Speaker 1 room service.

Speaker 1 Jackie Jackie O.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 great guess.

Speaker 1 The Waldorf Astoria

Speaker 1 hotel invented room service in like 19.

Speaker 1 Did you do a dissertation on room service? I'm obsessed with room service. I remember the moment I realized what it was.
I was like four years old and my mom was like, they'll bring it to the room.

Speaker 1 And I was like.

Speaker 1 Is this crazy? I genuinely think that's why I moved to New York City because I was like, room service.

Speaker 1 One of the greatest memories of my childhood was my parents went to a wedding in Philadelphia and Daniel and I got to stay back at the hotel room and my mom said you guys can just order room service.

Speaker 1 We had a rage of

Speaker 1 the greatest night of your life. Greatest night of my life.
Tell me it was two queen beds. Yes, two queen beds.
Maybe just one. And Daniel and I were bringing it over.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 French fries. Yeah.
No, room service is the best. And like Uber Eats is basically room service if you live.
And this is the problem with New York City. Anything you're in the mood for.

Speaker 1 Like, you literally are like, I want a chicken parmesan with a pennylla vodka, but I also would like, and then after that, I'll have some sushi and tie with Italian fusion. Like,

Speaker 1 you'll find it.

Speaker 1 You'll find it. You will find it.
Agnocchi with a Sejuan delight. Like, they have it.
So it's like every need is right at your fingertips. It's so naughty.

Speaker 1 Okay, wait. This actually is so like

Speaker 1 reverse, except my Chinese food place, which is like best Chinese food in New York City.

Speaker 1 When you move, also, that's a whole thing. You have to find your place.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it's really stressful. My place is the best ever, but they're so old school that they're not on any of the apps.
Do you have to text them? They're not even on Postmates. I'm like,

Speaker 1 not even Grubhub. You have to call.
You have to place your order. You pay over the phone.
and they

Speaker 1 give them the credit card. Yes, they have their own delivery, like their own deliverer people, yeah, and it's just for the area.
And it feels so 90s, like I'm almost like I have a cord on my phone.

Speaker 1 You feel like you're in Sex in the City, like

Speaker 1 yeah, and they're like, for how many? And I'm like, for one.

Speaker 1 Does Daphne ever try to eat your human food?

Speaker 1 Because some people

Speaker 1 are human.

Speaker 1 Like, she's looking ran a thick lately.

Speaker 1 No, she genuinely has zero interest in any human food. And I've had like

Speaker 1 salmon or like any like little like pieces of chicken and she'll sniff it, but she's like, if it's not in my dish, I don't care about it. So cats, like all cats are different.
My mom has a cat who...

Speaker 1 Every night when they sit down for dinner, the cat thinks my mom cooked dinner for him. And he sits.
Just like a man.

Speaker 1 He sits on her lap. And as she goes to take a bite, he takes his paw and paws her hand, like, get that fork towards me.
She, he eats pork chops. He eats penne.

Speaker 1 He eats turkey burger. He eats.
Does that butter? No. Well, okay, butter will, when I'm eating, she'll come and sit and just stare.
She's not knowing about it. She just stares.

Speaker 1 And I'll have a little piece of chicken or something and I'll put it down for her. She looks at it like she's never seen something.
Every time she eats, she acts like, she's like, oh my god, my

Speaker 1 smells it for like 10 minutes and then eats it. And then I give her a little.
So we have like our fun little game.

Speaker 1 One of the best parts about having, I think, a cat is that it's not like a dog. Dogs are so fucking annoying when you're about to eat.
It's almost like, who told you? I didn't even tell you.

Speaker 1 Wait, okay, I'm going to say something controversial. And I don't like, I love dogs.
Totally. We love dogs.
No, I do love dogs. But I love dogs like I love men.

Speaker 1 We're like, yeah, they're great until you hang out with them. Like until you open their mouths and start talking about

Speaker 1 in the room with them and you see how they like move through life, you're like, this is once you've committed, you're like, oh. Also, the second you put them, their little red wiener pops out.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not trying to fuck you. Yeah.
I'm like, are you fixed? Didn't you get fixed? How do you still have the urge? Also, why are we walking, running around and yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 talking about things they don't know about.

Speaker 1 I'm very subtle about like most people getting cats. Like I do the whole plant of seed in six years they decide they want a cat.
But I was with a friend and she's like, I'm going to get a dog.

Speaker 1 And by the way, this is like New York City. I just looked her in the face.
I said, with my chest.

Speaker 1 I said, are you fucking fucking kidding me? I said, and she was like, I like dogs. Sorry, you don't like dogs.
I like dogs. And I said, okay, think the whole idea of getting a dog great.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been at a person's place with a dog and they're not annoyed by the dog? Like, no. It's always them being like, sit down.
Hold on a sec. Sit down.
Stop. Stop.
Sorry. Not there.
Not there.

Speaker 1 Don't do this. Sorry, let me let the dog out.

Speaker 1 I think that people are like brainwashed to think that they love their dog when actually their dog is ruining their life.

Speaker 1 And I know people whose relationships have ended because they couldn't have sex because their dog would bark the whole time. So my thing is.

Speaker 1 The first six months with a puppy, oh no. I once had a boyfriend who was like, we're going to have so many golden retrievers.
And I literally said, over my dead fucking cat.

Speaker 1 If you want a dog and you want to deal with that kind of hardship in your life, just have a baby.

Speaker 1 Like, just have a baby. My thing is, I feel like people don't like cats.
Then you have your own cat, and people are like, you walk into someone's apartment, they're like, this is my cat, I'm session.

Speaker 1 They're amazing. When you walk into someone's apartment with a dog, they're like, I'm so sorry.
They just start apologizing for their dog. All they do is apologize.

Speaker 1 You have to walk it in the rain.

Speaker 1 Every day you have to walk it. But maybe that's their version of love, is like taking care of something.
And I know people are like, oh, your dog loves you so much.

Speaker 1 If it loves me so much, why is he being annoying? And why will he run away at any second? And yeah, he's he's a heat. You open the door.
You open the door. A dog is bolting out.

Speaker 1 He's trying to get away. He's trying to go find the next best thing.
You open the door. The cat's like,

Speaker 1 shut the door. Like, people are out there.

Speaker 1 My favorite is cats, indoor cats looking at outdoor cats, being like,

Speaker 1 you disgust me. No, the best was Daphne looking at your rescue cats, being like, when you said,

Speaker 1 do they even know their parents, mom?

Speaker 1 Who's your dad?

Speaker 1 She goes, You guys don't even have an Instagram page.

Speaker 1 She goes, They've never done one brand deal.

Speaker 1 Do you guys go to work?

Speaker 1 Daphne's when an influencer gets invited to an event that she has the most followers, and she's like, Why am I here? Why did my PR send me here?

Speaker 1 There's not even a step of her beat. Like, why did I get all made up for this? This place is disgusting.
I'm wasting my time, and I had to pay for the Ubers.

Speaker 1 They didn't even send a car.

Speaker 1 So, I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 1 So the money you make actually stays in your pocket, which feels very chic. Plus, it's so easy.
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Speaker 1 Mom Talk might have started as a sisterhood, but these Latter-day Saints are no angels. This season, there's new secrets, lies, and truths coming out, and you won't want to miss all the drama.

Speaker 1 Watch the new season of the Hulu original, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundled subscribers. Terms apply.

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Speaker 1 Wait. Oh, what happened? I figured out who my big three are.

Speaker 1 These are my big three of my favorite people ever. Ready? And wait, when you say favorite, like, what does that mean? We don't know.

Speaker 1 Just like right now for this video. Okay, okay, in pop culture.
Dakota Johnson,

Speaker 1 Aubrey Plaza, Allison Williams.

Speaker 1 I love all three of them equally. And somehow I feel like they're all like a similar font of person.

Speaker 1 And I feel

Speaker 1 aligned with them. Wait, I love how this is your energy moving.
Because I feel like these girls are more, you know what you just listed? Five years ago, that wouldn't have been my list.

Speaker 1 You know what you just listed?

Speaker 1 Three female comedians. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Three female comedians. I think hilarious.
I think Dakota Johnson is one of the funniest, unintentional, funny people. Aubrey Plaza, her personality in gener, like her.

Speaker 1 How is she not one like an Oscar?

Speaker 1 People need to put her in more things. Put her in more things.
I mean, but and then Allison Williams. I just like girls vibe.
Girls? Yeah. Well, but so they're, you know what it is?

Speaker 1 They're funny, but they're also hot. Yeah.
And they're successful. And I love it.
Where I feel like back in the day, you were more aesthetic. Like, yes.

Speaker 1 You just want want to say you didn't care if they like couldn't connect you. Back in the day, my big three would have been Victoria Beckham.
Oh, but she's like still in it.

Speaker 1 She's your friend now. Right now, she's your friend.
She oversees. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But back in the day, it would have been Victoria Beckham. No, these are your Barbie dolls.

Speaker 1 These are my baby house. They don't play with each other.
This is my pussy palace.

Speaker 1 Victoria Beckham, Kim Kardashian.

Speaker 1 And I don't know who my third would have been. But like her and Kim are.
Yeah. Yeah.
They can't be touched. But this, I'm obsessed with this energy for you.
Who's your favorite style of these three?

Speaker 1 Ooh, probably Dakota Johnson. Yeah, she's really good.
She's just like cool. Well, she pulls off bangs.
Yeah. And

Speaker 1 Aubrey Plaza gets away with being like sarcastic, mean,

Speaker 1 like dark energy, and I like that. Do you know what also all three of them have?

Speaker 1 Great hair. Great hair.
And also, they

Speaker 1 do not, um,

Speaker 1 they're not like nice girls. Like, they're not like trying to conform to be likable.

Speaker 1 There's like an, I don't want to say unlikableness of them, but it's more they're authentic where they don't care that they have stereotypical things that might not be likable to them.

Speaker 1 There's an authenticity that makes them feel real. They're not liked by everyone, and that's a good thing.
Yes, yeah, you don't want to be liked by everyone.

Speaker 1 I do find you need to have like 10 top-tier haters,

Speaker 1 you know, like that keep, and I'm not kidding, nobody can keep irrelevant. You need a good roster of haters and you need to feed them like every so often because their feedback, it only motivates you.

Speaker 1 And then, and you know when they're thinking about you, they'll drop like subtle hints.

Speaker 1 Have you ever like not been hated on and felt a little emptiness in you and been like, oh,

Speaker 1 nobody cared to hate on that?

Speaker 1 I'm no, I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 I'd like that at any point. I have noticed though, like over the years, my haters,

Speaker 1 like people that I feel like really, really hate me,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't even like be friends with them, let alone like envy them or want to be them.

Speaker 1 You know, like I've never been hated on someone where I'm like, fuck, I like really am jealous about that, like that of them, or like, I want to have what they have, or like, yeah, respect.

Speaker 1 But like, they were normal people. I just have to say, we got really, I don't know if lucky is the word, but like, I'm very grateful.
There's a lot of people who have people who follow them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Who like like they hate

Speaker 1 their no, no, they people, I don't want to also like, I don't even call it like the gigglers are not fans. They're best friends, but they're people who like hate their fans.

Speaker 1 Like they're doing their thing and then they like go to a show and they see the people that

Speaker 1 are buying their stuff or like love them or follow. And they're like, like I know comedians who hate their fans.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, that says more about you than them. Like you're not look, your fans are a mirror of what you're putting out into the world.
The moment I realized like gigglers aren't fans.

Speaker 1 I've never said the F

Speaker 1 Is when I had a panic attack and I went out on stage and you were like, just tell them.

Speaker 1 Come on, tell them. Just tell them they'll be okay.
And I was like, guys.

Speaker 1 But I also feel like people will have one viral video and be like, hey, fans.

Speaker 1 It's like a loosely used term nowadays. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's, yeah, I don't like that term. But it's just.

Speaker 1 The people who want to consume your content, like the fact that it's girls that we would be friends with is like, we're very lucky i just thought of another thing to hate on a man about

Speaker 1 i restarted scandal

Speaker 1 grace is watching it you are what what season are you in unfortunately i'm at season three it's starting to get a little bit crazy where you're like okay i don't know what's going on so good it's so good and i have not how gorgeous is she hold on let me just hold on because i have a list in my head i haven't watched scandal i think i tried to restart it during covid but I like didn't get through it.

Speaker 1 But I haven't watched it since it was genuinely on TV. I think it was in like 2012.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So many things top line. One, I don't know why Carrie Washington doesn't get talked about more for her fashion, specifically at that time period, because she was so peak 2012, 2013 fashion.

Speaker 1 But in that shoe,

Speaker 1 she always looked so good. So, like, I one, I don't think she gets enough accolades for like her role in fashion in general.
Two,

Speaker 1 she's so gorgeous, she's so good in it. The whole show is her.

Speaker 1 Shonda Rhimes also doesn't get enough like awards. No, sorry, she's made every good show I've ever watched.
She'd be on Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 1 I'm like, wait, guys, I don't think we're like actually putting it together. She's made no one know that Gray's Anatomy, Bridgerton.
Do you know Grey's Anatomy is still going on? Still on.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that. Still on.
No, the woman is like collectively as a whole, we don't speak about her enough.

Speaker 1 My last thing. I hope you're going to say what I think you're going to say.
Why the fuck did they want her with the president? Why did all of America love the couple that is her and the president?

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. He's the worst character of all time ever.

Speaker 1 He's an awful character. He's so mean to his wife.
He's so mean to her. He acts like such, like, sorry.
Wait, because you're the president, you're like so entitled.

Speaker 1 You can treat your wife like absolute shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. you healed no i'm like i you've healed i just can't

Speaker 1 see a guy who's being an asshole and be like oh i'm gonna change him like i like him you've healed no i literally want him um impeached i mean i don't want wait but like he's not he's a little bit zaddy oh he's so he's so hot where is that actor he's around why isn't he in more authentic are they skating in real life i don't know no

Speaker 1 they're both married but like they did an award show they like presented at something not too long ago, and everyone was like, ah, shocking the way he touched the back of her.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it right now, as someone in a relationship

Speaker 1 would shock that man.

Speaker 1 As someone who's really committed, I would have sex with that guy. Just that, like, I'm watching how people act on like dancing with the stars.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm sorry, if your husband was like dancing with one of these girls and like I'm watching like Val and Alex Earl and he's like, he's like closer to my face. More passion.
He's more passionate.

Speaker 1 And he pulls her in by the vagina. She's more passionate.
Yeah, know, like, I'm okay. He's like, if you just put your vagina on me, that's how the dance world is.
I know there's a dance world.

Speaker 1 It's like, we're dancing. That's cheating.

Speaker 1 You're just cheating with rules. Okay, wait.
Okay, wait, though. Question.

Speaker 1 If you were married to an actor.

Speaker 1 Divorce.

Speaker 1 Wait, if you're married to an actor and he's got to go do this movie and in the movie, he has to make out and be in a relationship with someone and have a sex scene with them.

Speaker 1 Are you like, I'm coming to set every day? Or are you I'm never coming to set because I don't like to go anywhere. But it's, it's like how he handles it.

Speaker 1 I've actually been in a relationship before where a guy acted. I was like kissing a girl.
Yeah. And it's how he talked about it to me that was what I didn't respect or like about it.

Speaker 1 I was like, you're trying to piss me off. Yeah.
But if someone, like, look, I want you to come in and be like, oh, I have a sex scene with this girl. She's the worst.
Yeah. I can't even.

Speaker 1 She's so ugly. I can't even look at her.

Speaker 1 I started to puke during the last season. I don't know what's bad.
Great person. We love her.
Like, so good on the inside. So upset that I have to do a sex scene today.
I couldn't eat lunch before.

Speaker 1 It's about how you, it's how it is. It's how he presents it, but like, there's a reason why actors can't keep relationships.
There's a reason why they all fuck each other in movies.

Speaker 1 If you're my intimate friend, if you're my boyfriend and we're talking about a pretty person, if you don't turn to me and say, not prettier than you though, get out of my life. Hot take.

Speaker 1 Do you know what they say? If you want to go to sleep, you have to pretend you're sleeping. Yeah.
Acting is pretending. So you pretending you're kissing her is you kissing her.

Speaker 1 See, I don't think I would get mad. Well, people say, which I'm waiting for you because

Speaker 1 you're my only friend. People say that, like, when you get married and you've been married for like a long time, like...

Speaker 1 Not cheating, like, not like cheating on your spouse, but like every once in a while, like, you're flirting with someone. Like, at some point in your life, you're going to flirt with someone again.

Speaker 1 Well, flirting is, is just like fun.

Speaker 1 It's like a hobby that you take up occasionally. Now, see, that would annoy me more than my husband going to work and doing his scheduled sex scene.
See, this is,

Speaker 1 you know, you have it on your Google calendar. Yeah, and like, oh, interesting.
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 I'm, I can be, you know, jokey jokey, you know, and some would argue that a girl trying to be funny is flirtatious. And like, my husband is a comedian.

Speaker 1 Like, he walks into a room and he makes women laugh. And that I like that.
Maybe I'm a little freaky. Yeah.
You know, that's what I do.

Speaker 1 You love what girls like.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that girls think Des is handsome or funny. If my friends were coming up to me grossed out by him, I'd be like, I don't like him either anymore.

Speaker 1 I'm easily manipulated by peer pressure.

Speaker 1 If If Des walked in and you give me a look, like, ew, I'm like, we're done. Yeah.
We are done. But, but, look, men are going to be attracted to women.
Totally. That's, I hope he's attracted to women.

Speaker 1 It's this, the sex scenes in the movies. I'm surprised they're sure.
Yeah, I'm surprised they let it happen.

Speaker 1 It should be illegal. I don't like that they're like, oh, I'm an actor.
Yeah, he's acting like he didn't enjoy that. As someone who had a makeout scene at 16

Speaker 1 years old

Speaker 1 and had a boyfriend at home.

Speaker 1 You visited. No, I mean, technically, I mean, yeah, I guess I did.
But this is, I should have known then. My brain was so programmed of like, this is work.

Speaker 1 Like, why would you even care about this? And I remember my high school boyfriend being like, but you made out with someone. And I was like, for a paycheck.
Like,

Speaker 1 like, was the guy hot? He was so hot. Do you know that I ran into him like 10 years later on the streets of New York City?

Speaker 1 We literally walked by each other on the street and like looked at each other and like passed and like both turned. Like, was that? And I never saw him again.
So his name is Neil. So you know that.

Speaker 1 First of all, Matt.

Speaker 1 So first of all,

Speaker 1 your boyfriend should have been upset because you almost married that man.

Speaker 1 I almost saw Neil on the street and made. I wish I could find him now.

Speaker 1 Neil?

Speaker 1 If there's a girl listening who's dating Neil, it was a Robert Pattinson commercial. You've got to remember it.
But you've been booked and busy since you're like six.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, this was like a while ago. So he probably is like married somewhere.
Well, they say when you make out, you're like not supposed to use tongue, even though it looks like you're using tongue.

Speaker 1 So they do like fake makeouts. I have a trick that I do sometimes.
What do you do? Okay.

Speaker 1 If you kiss someone for six seconds, like you can't take your lips off though. It has to stay constant contact for six seconds.

Speaker 1 after the six seconds both of your bodies have now like aligned

Speaker 1 and it makes like your sex bad like then you're immediately like you're gonna have sex after six seconds wow yeah try it so you just like you're like you can check six seven eight and one i can count does he know you're doing that no no

Speaker 1 if you stay for six seconds it only makes it better because you connect like how it takes sometimes i just want to kiss yes it's really annoying like i'll go to kiss and then does Amita's like, are we having sex?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, where did you get that from, you freak? You want to know what's so funny? I am, Des.

Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, well, we're grown. So either.
I'm like,

Speaker 1 just because you kissed, like, I didn't.

Speaker 1 Do you know I've been in so?

Speaker 1 By the way, women are their horniest in their 30s. Chris, right that's right.
Do you know I've been in so many relationships where I've just never kissed them? I know.

Speaker 1 Like, actually to the point where I'm like, is that a made-up thing that people are just like? No kissing, baby.

Speaker 1 No touchy, touchy no kissing like i'm just like gross i'm not kissing you yeah well you hated them that's true that's a sorry that is so true your nails look good thanks it's grown out i did do um sports modeling back in the day and it was like me and this like hot guy model

Speaker 1 and we spent all day together and like it's actually a really good way to meet people no being a model yeah

Speaker 1 i'm sure they're not

Speaker 1 i was like where have you been you're a hot man in new york city that's forced hang out with me for eight hours and by the end i was like we're dating.

Speaker 1 Justice for models. They want to date too.
Justice for models.

Speaker 1 They also have trouble dating. Yeah, models do have trouble.

Speaker 1 Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much.

Speaker 1 Wait, where am I going? Oh, I'm going to Medford in Boston, and I'm going to Portland, Maine.

Speaker 1 And I'm just going to be right here in the big apple. Yep, the big apple.
We love you so much. Thanks for giggling.
Bye, guys.

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