Giggling about past lives, witch trials, and crutches

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 1 And don't forget to tune in to our latest bonus episode, where Hannah and I will take calls from the Giggly Squad Style Hotline.

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 Damn, it feels good to be a giggler.

Speaker 1 We're, um, look,

Speaker 1 we are mentally, physically, and spiritually spent. Why do we look like we both go to the same prep school? So, like, I'm a grade older because I have like long sleeves on.
Why do we always match?

Speaker 1 We've been really matching. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 It is really weird. We both never wore blue on tour, and we both just wear blue in Newark.
No, it doesn't make any sense. Newark was giving blue energy.
It gives blue, yeah.

Speaker 1 And now we're both wearing colored shirts, like little nerds. No, we seriously look like we're on like the rugby team.

Speaker 1 You look like you're going through a phase where you're like, mom, I'm growing my hair out.

Speaker 1 No, I hate guys who are like, oh, I'm in the in-between stage. And I'm like, you've always look like shit.
Yeah, the in-between.

Speaker 1 I will say, guys do have to get their hair cut so much faster than girls. Yeah, but it also takes them like 20 minutes.
That's like a little bit of admin for them.

Speaker 1 We have to tell you guys a story that we've been saying on our last two live shows. Also, we're going to be in Milwaukee and Madison coming up.

Speaker 1 This week. This week.

Speaker 1 We

Speaker 1 went to Salem, Massachusetts, because we wanted to see where all the witches were killed.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I don't know whose idea

Speaker 1 was. It was partly what we were expecting, and then partly totally not what I was expecting.
We went in so excited.

Speaker 1 We were like, we definitely were witches that were burnt at the stake in a past life. Because if you weren't, you were a fucking loser.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And also we were talking about how which a girl just probably gave a guy blue balls once and he was like you're a witch no literally we had this woman who has lived there her whole life who like says that she's a witch and like does psychic readings and past regressions and the number one thing she said about like the salem witch trials is it was all just to like steal each other's shit It was just like about property.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like it was basically.

Speaker 1 Like if you got someone else to like accuse you of being a witch, they could like take your land.

Speaker 1 So it was all just like lying and cheating to like get ahead, which is so crazy because they were so religious. Someone commented on our Giggly Squad Instagram and was like, Hillsong is shaking.

Speaker 1 Look, we did start a megachurch.

Speaker 1 If we start asking you to like clap along, be weary.

Speaker 1 Something has gone over. If we put out an album of songs about giggling and you have to hold hands.
So anyway, we go to this room where they do seances. So, you knew shit was about to get lit.

Speaker 1 Like, it was about to be crazy. And we were very excited because we love this shit.
Yeah, we were open. We were so open.

Speaker 1 And we even said to the lady, we were like, Say whatever you want, whatever you feel like, you can't offend us. We can handle anything, like, be honest.

Speaker 1 Literally, four minutes in, I was like, I was like, Is it that much fun anymore? Like, I kind of want to go my mom.

Speaker 1 At one point, I was like, I actually hope you did Google me because if you didn't, I'm scared. Like, if you didn't listen to every episode of Giggly Squad to get a

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 figure out what my personality is, I'm scared that you know this much. I want to take the gigglers through step by step.

Speaker 1 So, first she does tarot cards. Yeah.
And she starts with you. And honestly, I kind of felt like she nailed it.
She nailed it. What did she say again?

Speaker 1 I forget, but I was like, she said you have to take care of your mental health. Yeah, she said I had to take care of my mental health.

Speaker 1 She said that I don't feel emotions for myself, but like I can identify them in other people. You're the weirdest serial killer ever.

Speaker 1 You're like full of empathy, but not for yourself. Yes.

Speaker 1 And she was saying you have to like choose between your career and other things. You're very busy right now.
She said, I choose my career a lot and like I always kind of will.

Speaker 1 And then she said, I have a lot of self, self-worth problems, which that was a direct attack. A direct attack.

Speaker 1 But then she was like, I recommend for you to feel more grounded to eat more pasta and cheese. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you pay this woman off? It felt like that.

Speaker 1 It truly, truly felt like that. I was like, I feel like my doctor has a few things to say.
But I do believe that your ancestors are like full of, like, they ate pasta and it is what grounds you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she didn't say that to me, but she was like, I think you should slow down on the pasta and cheese. And I was like, she's like, you're lactose intolerant.

Speaker 1 No, but hers being so accurate with you was why mine, that was when it started to get a little bit of a card.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's starting to turn a little bit. It started to turn because she's putting out cards and it's all silly.
And when I walked in, I was like, I'll go first. And then when I was like, actually,

Speaker 1 I should have waited. So she takes out a card and she goes, ooh.
And me being misoptimistic was like, this is like the card. Like, this is like, oh, we never get this.

Speaker 1 You're going to be like the happiest ever, whatever.

Speaker 1 She goes there's about four really bad cards in here and um i never get them and um we just got one and i just look at her she looks at me and she's like how's your crippling depression and i was like okay

Speaker 1 it was like a movie when she flipped it it was just like all daggers

Speaker 1 And she was like, oh. She also prefaced it being like, I'm not going to tell you that you're going to die.
Yeah. But it's going to be close.

Speaker 1 She was like, I'm not going to tell you anything like truly, truly bad because I can't see like names, dates. Yes.
And she said that everything,

Speaker 1 it's not like set in stone. Yes.
Like you have the power not to prevent things, but to change the narrative, the course of certain things. And that's why, like, I think she was amazing.

Speaker 1 Like, I think she was very accurate. But she literally, this is horrible card.
And I'm like, no, no, no. Like, I was having like a slow morning.
Like, this is a lot to handle.

Speaker 1 And she was just like, you're going to have a full mental break, but then after all your dreams are going to come true.

Speaker 1 And I was like, like okay so a monday one of my favorite things that she said was that we can't have mental breakdowns in the same time frame like because it just wouldn't wouldn't be good for either of us imagine us in the green room both if you were like dealing with panic attacks and anxiety right now i'd

Speaker 1 I'd have to we'd have to cancel the tour. There's just no way we'd be able to do it.
There was a meme about like best friends just have to lose their fucking mind on different days. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 we're already feeling like a little

Speaker 1 open sword. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Paige is definitely vulnerable and Paige goes let's do past life regressions. This is gonna be fun.
Just clear the energy, clear the air. Were we best friends? Yeah.
Was I a princess or a ballerina?

Speaker 1 I was like, I think I was an Amazonian woman. And she was like,

Speaker 1 no,

Speaker 1 let me, let's do a meditation first. We have to like open our hands up, like put them like toward the sky.
I've never been quiet for 10 seconds in a row. Wait,

Speaker 1 when you, okay, wait. Were you laughing when I was breathing loud? No, but I couldn't focus because I was laughing inside me.
Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 I knew you were because I was laughing about you listening to me and my deep breathing because you weren't breathing. Because she was like, okay.

Speaker 1 Close your eyes, put your palms like facing the sky, and then picture a bright purple light like going. Did she say going through your head? She was like, like going up to the sky.

Speaker 1 Yeah, something and like shooting out of the atmosphere and whatever and when she said that i don't know why i was just like i wonder what hannah's version of that is in her head

Speaker 1 because hannah's never done trooms

Speaker 1 so i was tripping at that point i was tripping and what did she say to you she was like um

Speaker 1 I thought that your past life was going to come through first because I'm a Scorpio, which I like don't. I should have asked, what the fuck does that mean? But I didn't.

Speaker 1 And she was like, but actually Hannah's is coming through.

Speaker 1 so we start with hannah's and she was like do you like bright colors and i was like i think so and she's like okay i think every person you were in a past life was a man and i was like

Speaker 1 but then she looks at me and she's like which like

Speaker 1 you give gay man vibes well this is the thing she goes

Speaker 1 She said you as a woman in this life don't understand why you can't do things that men do and that's like your purpose in this life and I was like literally nailed it. That's all I care about.

Speaker 1 And I was like, what kind of man? And she goes, a flamboyant, British, gay man who was very rich, just prancing around. She kept saying the word dandy.
Dandy.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, what the fuck is that? And his wife was miserable because he didn't love her. And

Speaker 1 he was just like having anal all over England. And then he eventually met an older man

Speaker 1 who he truly loved. So I'm like, yes, this is me.
She said, you had an easy life. Like, you had like a, not be not internal.
It was because you struggled. You were in the closet.

Speaker 1 I struggled because I was in the closet, but it was fabulous. And she did say, if anyone found out that you were gay, you would have been killed.

Speaker 1 So it was like on the outside seemed good, but I had some inner turmoil to make myself more excited. But you were rich.
You didn't work. Yeah.
You like. It was fabulous.
You just like died of old age.

Speaker 1 So I'm just laughing and envisioning myself, you know, prancing around London. And I'm like...
And then I'm like, okay, do Page. Just page a stir.
Do Page. Was she a ballerina?

Speaker 1 Tell me what what she was. Like, we definitely were connected.
Like, maybe I was

Speaker 1 this gay man's best friend, and we just like trolloped around. Yes, trolloped.
And she turns to me and she's just like, oh, okay, I get why your lives like weren't like coming up really quickly.

Speaker 1 And it's because they were so sad. Like, you were like,

Speaker 1 you were so sad. And I'm still envisioning myself with a banjo.
Like, I'm loving life. No, Hannah's like, has a top hat, is like prancing through the streets with a cane.
Mary Poppins.

Speaker 1 Kissing men in like alleyways

Speaker 1 and so she's like you're you are so sad all of your lives you're very poor just sad and she was like but

Speaker 1 your saddest life is you had like so many children and unfortunately they all died and i'm just like

Speaker 1 on the floor i'm just like okay meanwhile i'm being gay and she's like your kids didn't even die of cholera like it was a sniffle like it was wiped them all out and it must have been like honestly it had to have been something like the plague or some type of sickness where they just all got it and then all died at the same time.

Speaker 1 She said,

Speaker 1 like, blamed myself a lot. And I was like, okay, well, like, what did I do after? Like, what was my life after that? And she was like, oh no, you then died.

Speaker 1 She was like, you died of heartbreak and it wasn't your fault, but you just couldn't live on. And we were just sitting there like

Speaker 1 dying of heartbreak is so main character, though. Like, it's so,

Speaker 1 you know, it's so crazy is because i feel like every time i've ever heard a story of people that truly do die of heartbreak i'm like no i get it like i've always understood that because i do feel like your brain and your body are so much more powerful than people think and like it can trick you into like no we're dying des and i aren't the same age but if we were and i died first If he didn't die immediately after from heartbreak, like

Speaker 1 it was fake. No,

Speaker 1 true. Like literally forget that we were married.
It wasn't real. No, I so like I believe I totally believe.
Well, she even said, she's like, do you love kids?

Speaker 1 And you're like, I love, like, I'll love my future kid, but right now I, like, I don't fuck with kids.

Speaker 1 And I think it's, she was like, cuz you're triggered because kids have caused you so much pain in the past.

Speaker 1 And then she said, which was like, Grace is crying at this point. Grace is like, Grace is fully in tears because of, well, I look over and she's like, just babies.

Speaker 1 I'm just all my children.

Speaker 1 And she was, and she was putting an emphasis on like, you loved being a mom. Like, being a mom in every life for you was like the best thing ever.
Like, you loved being a mom.

Speaker 1 And she was like, and there's this little boy that keeps like popping through,

Speaker 1 basically being like, when you get pregnant, I'm coming back to you. Like, you are my mom.
Kept going, this little boy is ready when, because he's going to be your best friend.

Speaker 1 Then I started to get emotional.

Speaker 1 No, that I started to get emotional too, because I was picturing like this little boy being like, come on, mom, like I want to like hang out with you again which is just so freaky and she even said wear a condom because he's like really ready

Speaker 1 that was insane and she was like you love being a mom Hannah you love being a bottom

Speaker 1 played with wearing jewelry, but you tried to make it in like a masculine way. Like I wish I could.

Speaker 1 I was like, it's a new thing. And they're like, you just are being flamboyant.
I would love to hear like past Hannah's lies to be like, it's not gay.

Speaker 1 And you know what's so funny? People make fun of me that I think everyone's gay. Yeah.
And I think it's, I feel so connected to the gay community. Yeah.
Like, I can't explain it.

Speaker 1 Like, I am gay, but I happen to like dick, but I'm gay. But I love dick, but I am so gay.
And now it makes sense. But it's funny because I feel like gay men like you.

Speaker 1 I love gay men. Gaymen,

Speaker 1 the real ones love me. Yeah.
Who like give me a chance?

Speaker 1 But like first look, they're gopher page. Well, I think I like, I think I get along with gay men so well because I'm a diva.

Speaker 1 I'm a diva, but I also feel like I don't have that many like girly, girly friends that are like as girly as I am.

Speaker 1 And I feel like with gay men, I get the girly vibe

Speaker 1 with also having, I need a little testosterone. Like I leave, I need a little more like, yes,

Speaker 1 like say it how it is. Yes, like call you out in a minute type energy.
Yes. But then you're like, okay, let's move on.
Did we know each other? Were we best friends in every life?

Speaker 1 Like, did we, what was our relationship? I'm like, maybe my gay Betsy helped me through the drama and like gave me some money and like helped me out. And she was like, yes.

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh, you did know each other.

Speaker 1 I'm feeling like you worked together. And it could have been any life, not when I was.
I'm like, okay, amazing. Like we worked together.
Like, we have like always been doing this in lives.

Speaker 1 We've been like coming up with businesses and just like making a lot of fun. She's like,

Speaker 1 making jokes on a stage together. She's like, Hannah stole all your money.

Speaker 1 I'm like, so I have no kids, no prospects. I'm about to croak and I'm homeless.
I'm using your money for dildos.

Speaker 1 I also am envisioning you like throwing all these parties and like me like walking by. Giving great gifts.

Speaker 1 Well, you keep putting it in the same lifetime. She was talking about many different ones.
So it possibly wasn't. I keep putting it in like the same.

Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know why I was expecting to get a life. Then I started being so introspective about it because I'm like, I wish we got a lifetime that was in like this century.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like the way she was talking, it was like the 1600s.

Speaker 1 So it just, my mind kept going there. It was really fun.
Oh, wait, she did say that your like soul takes a long time to come come back to like the physical world. She said

Speaker 1 my lives are like stressful. Yeah.
But that I love being a soul like up. Yeah.
But how you're always on earth. Yeah, like I come back really quickly.
I must like be trying to learn something.

Speaker 1 You're trying to find well, it's not going to happen this lifetime. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 Maybe next time.

Speaker 1 That makes so much sense because you're so stubborn. So the universe keeps throwing you back.
Where I'm going to be.

Speaker 1 I feel like my soul is like, no, okay, I'll get it right this time.

Speaker 1 That's give me a minute so yeah we um got into the uber we were quiet for 30 minutes just processing everything silence I was then I was like going back and forth I was like okay

Speaker 1 is that real like is she real because going into it I'm like no I believe in this stuff like I'm and then in the car ride home I'm like I actually believe in God

Speaker 1 fully like

Speaker 1 turned to God at the end of it and was like, God, Jesus Christ, if you're here, please just tell me the things that were true. And I'm like, I feel like God, if there's a God, he's busy.

Speaker 1 Like, he's dealing with wars right now. He's not like, did Paige Disorbo like her Salem reading that told her that she lost all her children? So then the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, we forgot this part. So she's also, she's a psychic medium.
So we were like, any, what about like the medium stuff? Because that's truly like what I like.

Speaker 1 And she was like, you guys have a lot of spirits around you. So she goes to me first and she was like, yours are definitely related to you.
And she's like kind of explaining things.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, yes, this could be, and this could be this, and this could be that. We thought it might be your grandpa.
And I was like, this feels like it's my grandpa for sure.

Speaker 1 Like the way she was like physically explaining him. And I'm looking at Grace being like, Hannah's like, get ready, my grandpa's gonna come on me.
My grandpa, I'm obsessed with.

Speaker 1 I was like, Hannah, all Hannah needed to hear was the word grandpa. And she was like, my son is here.
I'm ready. What does he need to tell me?

Speaker 1 And she's like, Hannah, you have a lot of spirits around you. And I was like, I know, including my grandpa.

Speaker 1 And she goes, none of what you know or are related to that you just have like random people she was like you got a gang gang around you she's like but she made it like these spirits are not all good and she was like she did she basically was like

Speaker 1 there's a lot of spirits around you all the time and i'm like you know sometimes i'll be in a hotel room and i'll smell a fart and i'm like i don't think that was me Anyway, she goes, you do have like this woman who's like in her 40s who, and I like didn't know any woman who died.

Speaker 1 I talked to my mom after. No no way, my mom's because she said this one does feel like it's related to you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she said in her 40s, and I'm like, I don't know any women in my family who died in their 40s. She said, My grandpa's

Speaker 1 mom's mom died in childbirth, like late childbirth, and she had like 10 kids, and it was like she was like 37.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, so it could be her, but she said, She's protecting you from like a lot of spirits around you.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, Where's my grandpa? Okay, not to get like

Speaker 1 too like cuckoo cuckoo woo-woo whatever when I moved into my last apartment like in Midtown there were these like the day I moved in there were these two birds that sat on my balcony the entire day I moved in and I was like oh that's like I believe in that stuff I feel like that's a sign and then when I moved into my new apartment like the days after I moved in I had two pigeons that literally didn't leave

Speaker 1 my like windowsill.

Speaker 1 And so I truly do feel like that's like spirits and stuff i i do have kind of a crazy story also new york city is overloaded with pigeons there's also a pigeon problem from new york city and they think they own everything i had a weird story about like does and i have this house that in west hampton that this previous family owned

Speaker 1 and they were really like this beautiful family and they gave us this letter when we got the house about how like the son had passed away in the family and how he like loved tennis and he also loved like um hollywood and stuff and how like he would have been so happy that like we're the people that are in the house oh my god and the first day we're in the house we look outside in the backyard and there's a fox like running through and like

Speaker 1 You don't see foxes in the daytime. Yeah.
Like it's not a thing. And my mom was there and I'm like, mom, are foxes like all over West Hampton? She's like, this is very weird.

Speaker 1 And from that day, we never saw a fox again. And she thinks it was the brother saying like, welcome.
Wait, Wait, like, running on the tennis court? Running on the tennis court. Wait, that's insane.

Speaker 1 And like, I've never believed in that. I was there all summer.
I never saw a fox again. I believe in that stuff when it's good and when it's bad.
I believe in God. We believe in God.
We turn to God.

Speaker 1 But I did say a prayer before we went in there. Yeah, you were trying to protect us.
Because I was like, I don't need any spirits coming home with us.

Speaker 1 I have enough demons that I can visualize, see, and interact with. The rest of the day, like, whenever we like made fun of Paige, she was like, my children died.
Like, I can't do it.

Speaker 1 And whenever you made fun of me, I was like, please don't be homophobic.

Speaker 1 I was like, please keep your homophobia to yourself.

Speaker 1 Literally, this is insane. No, when she started saying, oh my god, you love fashion, you love bright colors.
I know.

Speaker 1 I was like, I think I'm lazy with outfits nowadays because I put so much effort into fashion when I was a dandy.

Speaker 1 And I've been a woman in every life. Yes.

Speaker 1 You were a suffragette.

Speaker 1 I was a suffragette. She said that I fought for women's rights.
That's why you're so tired this life. I get it.
It's like, how many years can I be doing it?

Speaker 1 Speaking of everyone vote. I literally just sent in my absentee ballot.

Speaker 1 I have to get my absentee ballot from the mail, which we talked about. I'm going to be honest.
Mail?

Speaker 1 What are you about to say?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not stupid, but like

Speaker 1 when you have something from the government come to your home,

Speaker 1 I don't know why it feels like if you mess it up, the police will knock on your door like immediately. No, it's citizen homework, and you feel like you're going to fail.

Speaker 1 I'm like, what if I write the wrong, right in the wrong spot? Like, I had to reread it.

Speaker 1 It's literally three steps, and I reread it seven times to make sure I signed my signature where I was supposed to sign my signature.

Speaker 1 Because all I could picture is like someone in like a registrar's office, like opening it and being like, she's an idiot.

Speaker 1 While I was doing it, I was like, There are so many people that like open this up and are like, No, absolutely not. Like, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 No one prepares you for government stuff. Famously, my first job, do you remember the first time you ever had to fill out like a W two or not two or something?

Speaker 1 And one of the questions was, Do you want to pay city tax? I thought it was like, How do you feel? So I was like, I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 So I checked out the box so fast.

Speaker 1 So, fast forward. I had like an account and do my taxes, and I was making like no money at the time.
And he called me and he's like, Are you sitting down? And I was like, Why?

Speaker 1 And he goes, You owe the government six thousand dollars. And I was like, Why? And he goes, You checked you didn't want to pay city taxes.
Don't you know you have to pay city taxes?

Speaker 1 I go, I thought they were asking, like, if I wanted to. I didn't know they were asking my opinion.
I know that was really like a lot of voting for no city taxes.

Speaker 1 You're literally legally blonde. You're like, Delaware, no sales tax.
That's a good one. Oh my God.
So now my dad will not let me live it down.

Speaker 1 But look, they should like,

Speaker 1 what was I going to say? Yes. I don't want to pay it.

Speaker 1 No, it's literally the same as when like you first start taking standardized tests as like a little kid and like filling those out used to give me such anxiety.

Speaker 1 When you go out of the box, when you had to bubble in each letter of your name. They were like, if you get the circle wrong, like this, it doesn't count and you get, you're all upset.

Speaker 1 And like, like, people in your class that like their name was too long to fit in all the squares. And it, like, I was like, oh my God, that's a crazy journey.
I can't even. Yeah.

Speaker 1 PTSD from school. PTSD from school.

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Speaker 1 I'll also shout out, something very funny happened at the live shows. My favorite memory was we do a Q ⁇ A at the end.

Speaker 1 And there's always a wide variety of questions. Some girls raise their hand.
They don't think they're going to get picked on. They do.
They're like, I don't have a question.

Speaker 1 I didn't know it was going to be a good one. Honestly, the Q ⁇ A is so giggly.

Speaker 1 It's so chaotic. It's so squirted.
And I wouldn't want it to be any other way because it's truly

Speaker 1 like being in school and you're not paying attention. And all the kids are drunk.
And all of a sudden, the teacher asks you a question. You're like, I been with that.

Speaker 1 So then one girl did, like, she just tore us apart in the funniest way. She was like, let's do a never have I ever.
Have you ever shot yourself in a bodega? Have you ever cried on reality TV?

Speaker 1 We were like, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, I forgot about that. And then some girls girls would just tell like crazy stories.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Um, or like take a dig at my outfit, which I give girls a lot of credit because to stand up in front of 3,000 people that you don't know and tell your deepest, like, darkest thing that's happened.

Speaker 1 Someone stood up and told us like their worst sex story ever. Yeah.
And we were like, this is a QA. Yeah.
But then afterwards, like, she actually, everyone laughed really hard.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I was nervous for you, and you nailed it. No, she did a great job.

Speaker 1 My favorite moment is I'm looking, like, Grace is picking people, they're raising their hands, and then I see a crutch.

Speaker 1 Someone took their crutch and was just pointing it in the air for Grace to pick on them. It was like multiple people on crutches.
The other person starts putting their crutch.

Speaker 1 And then someone tagged us on Instagram with crutches, and they go, I wasn't sure if I was Hannah or Page coded, and I realized I'm Des coded.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so

Speaker 1 people are raising their crutches to get picked on, which I respect. I like a low creativity.

Speaker 1 No, the girls have been a message. Craig made a cameo.
Craig made a cameo. my parents made a cameo.

Speaker 1 Can you tell them what your dad said?

Speaker 1 Okay, well, before I look up, I look to him. By the way, I'm the one that's like, let's get these people on stage.
And Paige is like, we don't need to complicate things.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, no, it's hilarious. So I'm like, I don't want to stress anyone out.
I don't want to add more admin to anything. I don't want like...
See, I'm, I like to

Speaker 1 like, let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 Let's fuck shit up. I'm like, let's plan it.
So I'm like, Gary, do you want to go on stage? And Paige is like, look, I don't think he can handle that. And he's like, what?

Speaker 1 he said what are you talking about i freaking go out there i can go out there come on i'll go out all this

Speaker 1 okay dad i'm just gonna let you know i've resorted to medicine for this exact reason so i'm gonna go with your flow but but he's so cute he watches the whole show backstage yeah i can feel him pacing backstage

Speaker 1 he's always in a different spot backstage he's smiling he's laughing he's also so dad-coated in terms of like i can feel him looking at the way the lights are put up in the ceiling, looking at all like the different like technician things that are happening.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's our creative director who doesn't speak. No, truly.
So he's watching and we do. It was at one point in the Izzy Trash and I was like, let's bring out someone who isn't trash.

Speaker 1 Oh, we talk about the dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I go, let's bring out Gary DeSorbo. He comes out and there's a roar.
Uproar. An uproar.
He dear in the headlights. Yep.

Speaker 1 I could see his face get immediately white. Immediately pale.
And And then I kind of offer him the mic to say, like, what's up, gigglers? He immediately to at least say hi. Just hi.

Speaker 1 You don't have to give a speech. No, you don't have to crack a joke.
Just soak just, gigglers. Hello.

Speaker 1 He immediately runs offstairs.

Speaker 1 He literally puts his hand up, like, don't even think about handing me that microphone. I came out for a wait.
He was Princess Diana at our show. He was our Princess Diana.

Speaker 1 He came out, he waved, he walked off. He walked off.
We go downstairs. I go, what? What happened? What happened? What? I thought you were going to do a big grand finale.

Speaker 1 I thought you were Countess Luanne, and your show

Speaker 1 Cabaret was starting next.

Speaker 1 He was like, Wow, that was scary. That was, you got to be different to do that.
I go, Yeah, I'm mentally ill.

Speaker 1 Truly, we get back the next night. I'm like getting a little anxious before, and he goes, You know, just pretend you're Frank Sinatra and Hannah's Dean Martin.

Speaker 1 I go, You want us to be drunk men from the 60s who perform Christmas songs? Like,

Speaker 1 what is the correlation

Speaker 1 between us and the rat pack

Speaker 1 of

Speaker 1 like, I don't,

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 were you even born that? I'm like, I know that I wasn't. That was the most Italian shit.

Speaker 1 He couldn't think of any other like current celebrities that go out on a stage.

Speaker 1 He went fully old school. You're Frank.
I'm Dean.

Speaker 1 Maybe we were Frank Sinatra and DeMartin in a past life. Honestly, you never know.
But I know that I wasn't French royalty, which is what I really like. You're really upset.

Speaker 1 You're really upset. I'm just like, I'm a little let down by myself.
You know, I'm like, a little, like, me the boy. You're disappointed.

Speaker 1 You're disappointed. I'm disappointed in myself.
We did have so much fun at the shows, and you crushed it. Like, you're feeling yourself again.
You're doing no, I'm definitely feeling a lot better.

Speaker 1 I can't say enough good things about beta blockers. And also I think knowing here's another thing that I truly do believe like a little bit placebo effect.

Speaker 1 Even though I have been taking them before the shows and like I recommend if you do feel like this like taking them before you like have to talk at work or like whatever.

Speaker 1 Even knowing I have them in my bag

Speaker 1 is like another comfort. I oh which is true to my personality, I need a backup plan.
You know, if there's one thing about me, I need to have multiple escape routes.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't know if in a past life I was trapped somewhere because I need to know I can leave, go home, sedate myself

Speaker 1 at any point. It's all like playing games with yourself because anxiety is like you're playing a game with your own mind, but you're losing.

Speaker 1 This is actually kind of blunt and fucked up, but like I was walking here and I thought about it because I was thinking about the patriarchy.

Speaker 1 i think about how tick tock and all these places are just like telling women like all the things we have to do physically for ourselves like with our hair and our skin and our bodies and da da da and i'm like whatever happened to focusing about your personality wait like whatever happened to like working on your aura and your energy no that you bring to the function yeah because i swear to god the rest like really comes with it right like you know how many people look so pretty on instagram and are so shitty and like you're like, how could that person be single?

Speaker 1 And it's like, have you ever talked to them before? Have you ever looked at pictures of yourself? Like when you were truly having like a really good time and you look

Speaker 1 way prettier than times that like you're smiling in the picture, but you weren't having a good time and like you look uglier. Yes.
No, it's fucking real. And I do think.

Speaker 1 There's so many people that are working so hard on their looks when it's like, work on like,

Speaker 1 like listen to funny podcasts. Surround yourself with interesting people that make you feel good about yourself.
Yeah. Consume content that's positive and interesting.
Get a passion for something.

Speaker 1 Get a cat. Like, these things enhance your life.
This is just a speech to say,

Speaker 1 to subliminally

Speaker 1 message the gigglers to get cats. But I'm saying, like, do things enhance your aura.
And, like, it really does help.

Speaker 1 Cause I really feel like sometimes girls feel like my life is over once like my skin starts to like sag a little. And it's like, have you ever seen Marle Street?

Speaker 1 That bitch is glowing. Truly.
Truly glowing. I also feel like we are doing that on tour because we've been pushing ourselves to go and like do something in whatever city we're in.

Speaker 1 And I'm like proud about. No, I'm actually so proud because normally I'm just in the hotel room like, you know, in your own thoughts or sleeping.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But I do have to say, when you're doing the self-care shit, it's equally as important to like fulfill your stuff.
Yeah. Fill your cup as

Speaker 1 you said something before, and then I was going to say something. Now I forget.
I said something about Aura. But work in your personality.

Speaker 1 That's a meanest shit.

Speaker 1 Just carry medicine.

Speaker 1 No one ever

Speaker 1 works on their personality. No one ever does.

Speaker 1 Actually, that's the reason 95% of people are single. That phrase is not said enough.
Like in therapy, why don't you work on your own person? Like work on your personality.

Speaker 1 One thing that I love about Irish and British people is they're obsessed with chat or like the crack. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is like they'll meet someone and having good crack means like you can make fun of yourself and you know take yourself seriously and you have good back and forth.

Speaker 1 And like you ever date a guy and you're like, he's great, but he's missing something. Yeah.
He's missing the crap.

Speaker 1 Yes, well, I feel like Americans-I don't want to, I don't want to make this an American English thing, but I feel like Americans are very list-oriented, especially when we date.

Speaker 1 Because I feel like, as women, we're so organized. So, like, when we are dating, we're like, Do we have this? Do we have that? Do we have great? It should scientifically, this should work.

Speaker 1 Where maybe Europeans are a little bit more lax and they're like, No, let's

Speaker 1 see if we even vibe. Let's see what the vibe is.
Where we're more like, we need to accomplish. Yeah, work on your vibe and less on your pore,

Speaker 1 like how big your pores are. Yeah.
That's like my advice. Also, I love working on how big my pores are.
Well, because I feel like you like to put all your anxiety into your skin. Yes.

Speaker 1 Like, you're like, if this mask will solve all my problems. And then you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 I literally, before we started recording, wrote on my to-do list tonight, overnight masks. Yeah, that's not fixing anything.
Nothing.

Speaker 1 I think this I can go me to work on my stress levels all overnight mask tonight. Anyway, what is this overnight mask of the gig lizard? Interesting.
It's that TikTok one, but I get mine on Amazon.

Speaker 1 Is it the one that like peels?

Speaker 1 This is where there are certain moments where I'm like, oh, I'm like such a millennial. And like, you know how it's like millennials need to do big purchases on a desktop?

Speaker 1 Like we have to put like flights on.

Speaker 1 Okay, my version of that is I can't really buy things on TikTok shop because I feel like it's fake. So do I.

Speaker 1 So like I'll get the thing I want on TikTok shop and then I'll go to Amazon, type it in and buy it from Amazon. Or I buy it on Instagram shop.

Speaker 1 Instagram shop, I've only ever purchased like clothes and it's really connected to like my Revolve account. Yes, exactly.
Also, I have a question for you.

Speaker 1 Because some people read books, which I'm very impressed by. I'm so proud of that.
But I was thinking, who's reading more?

Speaker 1 These people who read books or me putting captions on every tv show closed captions am i reading more does that count

Speaker 1 no one talks about it but bitch has been reading okay

Speaker 1 i'm so glad you're bringing this to the forefront especially during this time in our nation

Speaker 1 Alex Cooper is somewhere interviewing Kamala and we're like, have we really dissected?

Speaker 1 I actually was going to advertise the Hoctua Girl, but it was like the day Alex Cooper was doing Kamala.

Speaker 1 Because I was going to be like, I got the best interview ever. And then I was like, oh, wait.

Speaker 1 Don't forget what you were going to say. You were going to say something important.
You literally set it all up.

Speaker 1 What were we talking about?

Speaker 1 Your brain is fried. I do have to, I'll say one thing while you're remembering.
Okay. The Haktua girl.
I did her podcast. She's my favorite.

Speaker 1 Because, like, I actually was off TikTok during the week she went viral. So when I got back on, it was people just commenting about how she's so viral.
And I was kind of fascinated by it.

Speaker 1 She was like working at a factory, like

Speaker 1 living in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee. Working at a factory, like what kind of factory? I don't know the details.
Okay.

Speaker 1 She had quit college and she was just out with her friends. And then she says

Speaker 1 this funny thing, Haktua on that thing, and laughs.

Speaker 1 This is kind of crazy. I don't think I've ever even seen the original video.
No, because it grew bigger than itself so quickly.

Speaker 1 But I met her and like, she's just like... This sweet naturally very funny person.
But it's funny. They took the video and made it this like sexual thing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 When it's like, I told, she's for the girls. Yeah.
Like, that's something we would say. And the girls would die laughing.
And me and her were joking because I don't like spit.

Speaker 1 I think spit is like disgusting. And you hate you.
I hate spit.

Speaker 1 And then we were talking about orgasms and all this. It just like I was like, this is the world you were in.
But unfortunately, it turned into like you being objectified by all these dudes.

Speaker 1 And anyway, just shout out to her. She's actually, she's funny.
She's charitable. And she's just like trying to survive.
Wow.

Speaker 1 I've never heard you describe someone as charitable and that was really nice. She's, she don't.
Well,

Speaker 1 she literally was like, she donates all her money.

Speaker 1 that that's so nice and she was like i never had money now that i'm making some money i want to give it to people in need and meanwhile people are giving her hate on the internet for getting famous and i'm like um you know there's worse famous people out there than the hawk to a girl you know what i hate is like when people are like we're making the wrong people famous who do you want famous

Speaker 1 give me someone that you want famous yeah like shut up yeah and also It's like, everyone's famous nowadays. Everyone's famous.
If you want to be famous, you can be famous. Just start posting.

Speaker 1 Make a TikTok. Make one TikTok and it's fine.

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Speaker 1 Did you remember what you were going to say when you said the country is in shambles? Okay.

Speaker 1 The country is divided right now into two very distinct groups.

Speaker 1 One group is people that love,

Speaker 1 what's it called?

Speaker 1 Subtitles. Subtitles.
People that love subtitles. And then it's people that are so purely enraged by them they can't hate they can't watch the show if you're a subtitles person.

Speaker 1 Yes, Dez hates the subtitles. I identify as a subtitles person because you know I'm multitasking.
I'm looking up. I'm maybe something on my phone is also going off at the same time.

Speaker 1 I need to like give

Speaker 1 two ways to understand

Speaker 1 information. I'm not great

Speaker 1 at critical thinking. I'm not great at

Speaker 1 what's it called? When you're processing anything.

Speaker 1 I'm not high but like I literally feel

Speaker 1 consuming oh focusing on one thing no I'm not good at

Speaker 1 forming sentences what's it called reading comprehension

Speaker 1 oh so it's like so I need to hear it and I also need to read it people will Des said he did that in China when he was learning Mandarin he put it so you're like learning I'm learning my first language again I'm I'm falling in love with relearning my first language this is gonna sound dumb but like I was watching slow Horses and it's like this British show that's like really complicated spies and they speak really fast.

Speaker 1 I'm putting the subtitles. Yeah.

Speaker 1 The only thing I'm not putting subtitles in, and me and my brother have talked about this because he's also a fan of subtitles, is when we watch stand-ups. Yeah, because stand-up,

Speaker 1 the subtitles give away the joke.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It gives away the joke.
It ruins the whole thing. It ruins the timing.
You're so fucking right. But if you're watching anything else, I think it adds to it.
Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 1 Because I actually think we've missed a lot.

Speaker 1 So many shows. We know, like, we are avid bookworms.
So, anyway, welcome to our book club. Today, we recommend.

Speaker 1 What are we recommending? Actually, I did just watch something before I got here, and it was so you-coded. I was like,

Speaker 1 sweet Bobby.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 that the girl that got catfished? I was trying to watch it last night, and I passed out before it started. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 It's really good. I'm so excited.
I'm gonna watch it tonight.

Speaker 1 Basically, she doesn't get it. Don't give away what happens.
Okay, she doesn't just get catfish. She gets catfished by like a whole, by like a whole

Speaker 1 ring of like people.

Speaker 1 Multiple times. It's just no, they're all connected.
Right.

Speaker 1 But it's all the catfish. Yeah.
So she has this whole network of people of like guy friends, female friends, like family members of the friends. Oh, they created a new universe for her.

Speaker 1 Yes, like an alternate reality. And it was just this one catfish, and it was like 10 years of this woman's life.
And it's, and then when you figure out like who it is, it's so crazy.

Speaker 1 You're going to love it. Wow.
I'm really excited to watch it.

Speaker 1 I know it was a successful podcast back in the day. Oh, I didn't know that.
I actually watched, I think it was on Amazon.

Speaker 1 Do you know who Die Antward is? No. Die Antward? No.
Do you know who they are, Chris?

Speaker 1 Oh, look at Chris. So they just said giggly first name.
So did I. So they're this South African music band.
Okay. And it's this guy who's a rapper named Ninja.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And the girl,

Speaker 1 Andy Day Fiancé, the one behind those

Speaker 1 soldier boy. So I was like, we already have a soldier boy.

Speaker 1 Nobody brought that up enough. Nobody brought that up enough.
You can't just be Walmart soldier boy. Yeah, you can't just like.

Speaker 1 We already have one. There's a jiggly squad.

Speaker 1 So it's Ninja and this girl. They fall in love

Speaker 1 and they love making music together. Yolandi Beaster.

Speaker 1 Her name is

Speaker 1 Yolandi. Yeah.
So she has this high, really cool voice, and he's a rapper. So they are making music together and they're broke.
They have no money and they're just making music. Nothing.

Speaker 1 They love each other. Love each other.

Speaker 1 She gets pregnant. Still have no money.
They have a baby. Perfect.
No money. Have a baby making music and they're just obsessed with music.
But like. Are they working?

Speaker 1 No. I don't.
I think she might have been working. Okay.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 they're really trying to make their dreams come true in the music.

Speaker 1 So then she sees this guy and she thinks he's really cool. He has like a certain like aesthetic to him.
And Ninja gets jealous that she thinks that this guy is cool.

Speaker 1 So then he changes his whole aesthetic to be like this guy. And it's a vibe.

Speaker 1 There's like a word to the aesthetic. I forget what it is.

Speaker 1 And they kind of lean into this like new identity identity of theirs and they make this new kind of sound. They put it out.
This was like back in the day, like 07 or 08.

Speaker 1 So they put it out on the internet, just like on a website, and nothing happens.

Speaker 1 And then a couple days later, it starts to pop off. Like it starts to go viral.
It's a song. A song and a music video.
And they put all their money into it. It blows up so big.

Speaker 1 It's called Enter the Ninja. Everyone should watch it.
They're crazy. Like it's like weird and dark, but like artsy.

Speaker 1 Like how old are they?

Speaker 1 At this point, I think they're in their 20s. I think they're in their 20s.
And I know this happened at like 2008, 2009. By 2013, I was watching it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 So it took a while to get to like America. Okay.

Speaker 1 But they like blew up. Wait, I need to like see a picture of them.
It's crazy. No, I don't like them.
So, no, they're like wild.

Speaker 1 So they start getting like all this hate. Yeah.
Because people are like, this is weird. This is bad for South Africa.

Speaker 1 But they're blowing up. They go,

Speaker 1 they're doing all this stuff together. And then they're finally famous and rich.
Their dreams come true.

Speaker 1 But they're breaking up because they start getting jealous of each other. Of each other.
Okay. And then, long story short, they end up back together.

Speaker 1 And it was a beautiful love story and a good documentary. And they're very

Speaker 1 life. Yeah.
But it's just.

Speaker 1 One of them like like dies, and like I know that was that wasn't fun. No one died.
No one, I'm so sorry, no one freaking died, but it's also from the lens of their daughter telling the story.

Speaker 1 Interesting, and the daughter actually got them back together.

Speaker 1 Oh, she's a little parent trap, but isn't this so funny to me when people are like poor and their dreams aren't coming true, but their relationship is so good, and then their dreams come true and they're rich, and you think it solves everything, but it actually is the worst thing for their relationship.

Speaker 1 No, there, I still, I still can't really like love chris um what's his name chris

Speaker 1 shoot

Speaker 1 who is married to anna ferris

Speaker 1 i don't know chris pratt i don't know why they're such a specific like they're not even that i feel like they weren't even like that famous of a couple that they've like stuck in my brain that like she was more famous then he opt off and then he left her like i will just never get over that.

Speaker 1 Fame changes things, but I also think it depends if you like to party.

Speaker 1 You're so right. I think it's the people that like to party that it changes things because otherwise, if you just stay in your house, nothing changes.
Nothing changes if nothing changes.

Speaker 1 Nothing changes if you don't change your location.

Speaker 1 Nothing changes if you don't turn your location on.

Speaker 1 No, like once you've walked through the door of like,

Speaker 1 I don't party anymore, you really can't go back. And anyone who's still there, you can't like.

Speaker 1 So you're like, sorry, we don't have the same interest. There's this whole life of like people wanting to get famous so they get like tables at clubs.

Speaker 1 Like, I've never even tried to get a table except at my bachelorette, which you got.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because when I first moved to New York, I was like, my goal is to go to every single club.

Speaker 1 If the doorman doesn't know me at every club, I'm a loser. The only doormen who knew me were in Murray Hill because I'd watch fantasy football on Sundays at

Speaker 1 Jimmy Johnson? Jimmy Johnson.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 And Haley worked there as a bartender. What year would that have been? Tell me what year you would have been there.
2016, 2017.

Speaker 1 Every Sunday. And Haley worked there as a bartender.
And when I'd go on a date, 2016, 2017. 2018.
Oh, okay. So I would have been there 2015, 2016.
Okay, we could have overlapped.

Speaker 1 And I would bring a date there and not tell them I knew the bartender. And she would like judge the date.
Why was

Speaker 1 Jimmy Johnson?

Speaker 1 Why was

Speaker 1 Jimmy Johns like your entrance into the New York City party scene where it was like... I love how that's where I started and ended, though.
That's where I started and ended.

Speaker 1 And I feel like that's where I started. And I took a real turn to be like, I'm a club rat.

Speaker 1 You'll never see me at a bar like this ever again. It's like weed.
It's a... It's a gateway drug.
It's a gateway drug. But because it was all just like...
Because it was so many guys

Speaker 1 concentrated in one spot.

Speaker 1 You couldn't go anywhere else that had this many dumbs. It's because I had two dumb roommates roommates who, we were on flag football teams, we were on volleyball teams, so we'd go to Jimmy John's.

Speaker 1 Jimmy Johnson, not Jimmy John's. Is it called Jimmy Johns? I don't know.
Did we actually

Speaker 1 make up that name? Jimmy Johns is a sandwich company.

Speaker 1 Wait, what are we talking about? What were we talking about? But here's the crazy thing. We're talking about the same place.
What if I'm just talking about a sandwich?

Speaker 1 I hung out at some point. Where the fuck are we talking about? We're talking about...

Speaker 1 What did you say before? Jimmy Joe's?

Speaker 1 Chris, do you not know what we're talking about? You guys are of the age. You shouldn't either.
You know why I love Giggly Squad so much?

Speaker 1 Because once you leave college, you know, like when you're in college and you have like a hungover next day and everything's funny, and you're just like, all like, I never want to leave this place.

Speaker 1 Like, this is the best day of my life. Like, we're all in our jammies, eating food, and like, everybody.
No responsibilities.

Speaker 1 No one cares about you.

Speaker 1 That is Giggly Squad. It's like that hungover next morning where you're not sick.
You're just silly. But you're a little sick of the head.
But we're thinking it's giggle.

Speaker 1 And if you have a moment of silence and you think back to everything you've ever done, you're like, ooh, that's. Did you ever go to Bonk?

Speaker 1 I didn't go to Bonnie. It's called Bank, but they spelled it B-A-N-Q-U-E, and it was like on the corner of Brojay's, Brojay's, Brother Jimmy's.
Yes. Yes.
Brother Jimmy.

Speaker 1 Have you ever been to Jimmy Shots?

Speaker 1 Bro Jays. Brother Jimmy's.
Wait.

Speaker 1 You were there a lot? Yeah, were you on in Murray Hill that one? Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 And like around the corner was like the barrel saloon where like everyone would you ever go downstairs and like shoot the basketballs.

Speaker 1 I met some of my best friends in that bathroom downstairs, I feel like. I fear that's where like, that's where my part of the oh my god, I love

Speaker 1 meeting girls in the bathroom, that bathroom.

Speaker 1 Bro J's bathroom was then like there was like 205 club.

Speaker 1 See, I never went to the clubs

Speaker 1 because i don't like loud music like a real club it was like in a basement but i would think it i feel like it was like bro gyms and then like

Speaker 1 for two years it was like bro jays

Speaker 1 haley was a bartender there that's crazy i definitely met haley then i feel like at some point yeah

Speaker 1 wow

Speaker 1 you ever think of like our whereabouts like i want to see it written down manhattan of us from the moment you moved to manhattan yeah like where we were every day and if we ever were like in the same building or like walk down the street.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You just want like a love story of us.

Speaker 1 It's like what is our invisible string theory?

Speaker 1 No, as Kim said,

Speaker 1 what are you wearing?

Speaker 1 The wise words of my mother, what the fuck are you wearing? Kim liked my outfit recently, so I'm on a high, but she'll bring you right back to earth.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, she's like, she keeps me on my toes.

Speaker 1 I want to impress her, but I also know that part of her thinks it's cute when i don't dress well yeah she loves that she loves me being cute anyway you guys thank you so much for giggling with us we had a lot of you know tour recaps to do we're having so much fun on the tour madison go badgers milwaukee

Speaker 1 i can't tell you how excited i am to go to madison wisconsin I'm gonna like be annoying. Like I'm gonna be like, that corner.
No, I want you to be. That restaurant we did this.
I want you to be.

Speaker 1 I'm like very excited. I feel like I've been saying badgers, go badgers for four years of my life now.
When I tell you, like, the passion for the badgers in this town is unreal. Like, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Do you guys have a live badger? Do you have any statues of badgers? We have statues all over the place of badgers. And I don't think PETA allowed, like, an actual badger.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I think they're also like very dangerous. Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they are. African honey badger.

Speaker 1 Heck, freaking yeah, they are. Scariest animal in the world.
We literally used to say that. We're like, our badgers? Scariest animal.
Google it. African honey badger.
Rip your fucking head off.

Speaker 1 You're like, okay, it's a rodent. Imagine that was like the New York City hippos.

Speaker 1 Hippopotamus are actually super fucking dangerous. Read a book.
Okay. Thank you guys.
We love you guys. Bye.

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