Giggling about past lives, witch trials, and crutches

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Trying is believing.

Sup, gigglers.

Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Damn, it feels good to be a giggler. We are mentally, physically, and spiritually spent.
Why do we look like we both go to the same prep school? I feel like I'm a grade older because I have long sleeves on. Why do we always match? We've been really matching recently.
It's so weird. It is really weird.
We both never wore blue on tour and we both just wear blue in Newark. No it doesn't make any sense.
But Newark was giving blue energy. It gives blue yeah.
And now we're both wearing colored shirts like little nerds. No we seriously look like we're on like the rugby team.
You look like you're going through a phase where you're like, mom, I'm growing my hair out.

No, I hate guys who are like, oh, I'm in the in-between stage.

I'm like, you've always looked like shit.

Yeah.

The in-between.

I will say guys do have to get their hair cut so much faster than girls.

Yeah. But it also takes them like 20 minutes.
that's like a little bit of admin for them we have to tell you guys a story that we've been saying on our last two live shows also we're going to be in milwaukee and madison coming up this week this week um we went to salem massachusetts because we wanted see where all the witches were killed. And...
I don't know whose idea it was. It was partly what we were expecting and then partly totally not what I was expecting.
We went in so excited. We were like, we definitely were witches that were burnt at the stake in a past life because if if you weren't you were a fucking loser yep and also we were talking about how which a girl just probably gave a guy blue balls once and he was like you're a witch no literally we had this woman who has lived there her whole life who like says that she's a witch and like does psychic readings and past regressions and the number one thing she said about like the Salem witch trials is it was all just to like steal each other's shit it was just like about property yeah like it was basically like if you got someone else to like accuse you of being a witch they could like take your land so it was all just like lying and cheating to like get ahead, which is so crazy because they were so religious.

Someone commented on our Giggly Squad Instagram was like, Hillsong is shaking.

Look, we did start a megachurch.

If we start asking you to like clap along, be weary.

Something has gone awry. If we put out an album of songs about giggling and you have to hold hands.
So anyway, we go to this room where they do seances. So you knew shit was about to get lit.
Like, it was about to be crazy. And we were very excited because we love this shit.
Yeah, we were open. We were so open.
And we even said to the lady, we were like, Say whatever you want. Whatever you feel like you can't offend us.
We can handle anything. Like be honest.
Literally four minutes in, I was like, isn't that much fun anymore? I kind of want to call my mom. At one point I was like, I actually hope you did Google me because if you didn't, I'm scared.
Like if you didn't listen to every episode of Giggly Squad to get a like figure out what my personality is. I'm scared that you know this much.
I want to take the gigglers through step by step. So first she does tarot cards.
And she starts with you and honestly I kind of felt like she nailed it. She nailed it.
What did she say again? I forget but I was like she said you have to take care of your mental health. Yeah, she said I had to take care of my mental health.

She said that I don't feel emotions for myself,

but like I can identify them in other people.

You're the weirdest serial killer ever.

You're like full of empathy, but not for yourself.

Yes.

And she was saying you have to like choose between your career and other things.

You're very busy right now. She said I choose my career a lot.
And, like, I always kind of will. And then she said I have a lot of self-worth problems, which that was a direct attack.
A direct attack. But then she was like, I recommend for you to feel more grounded to eat more pasta and cheese.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you pay this woman off? It felt like that.
It truly, truly felt like that. I was like, I feel like my doctor has a few things to say.
But I do believe that your ancestors are like full of, like they ate pasta and it is what grounds you. Yeah.
And she didn't say that to me, but she was like, I think you should slow down on the pasta and cheese. And I was like, you're lactose intolerant.
No, but hers being so accurate with you was why mine, that was when it started to get a little eerie. Yeah, it's starting to turn a little bit.
It started to turn because she's putting out cards and it's all silly goosey. And when I walked in, I was like, I'll go first.
And then when I was like, actually, I should have waited. So she takes out a card and she goes, ooh.
And me being Miss Optimistic was like, this is like the card. Like this is like, oh, we never get this.
You're going to be like the happiest ever, whatever. She goes, there's about four really bad cards in here and I never get them and we just got one.
And I just look at her. She looks at me and she's like, how's your crippling depression? And I was like, okay.
It was like a movie when she flipped it. It was just like all daggers.
And she was like, oh. She also prefaced it being like, I'm not going to tell you that you're going to die.
Yeah. But it's going to be close.
She was like, I'm not going to tell you anything like truly truly truly bad because i can't see like names dates yes and she said that everything it's not like set in stone yeah like you have the power not to prevent things but to change the narrative the course of certain things and that's why like i think she was amazing like i think she was very accurate accurate. But she literally does this horrible card.
And I'm like, no, no, no. Like I was having like a slow morning.
And like this is a lot to handle. And she was just like, you're going to have a full mental break.
But then after all your dreams are going to come true. And I was like, OK, so a Monday.
One of my favorite things that she said was that we can't have mental breakdowns in the same time frame. Like it just wouldn't be good for either of us imagine us in the green room if you were like dealing with panic attacks and anxiety right now i'd i'd have to we'd have to cancel the tour there's just no way we'd be able to do it there was a meme about like best friends just have to lose their fucking mind on different days.
Yeah. It's so true.
So then we're already feeling like a little open sword. Yeah.
Paige is definitely vulnerable. And Paige goes, let's do past life regressions.
This is going to be fun. Let's clear the energy, clear the air.
Were we best friends? Yeah. Was I a princess or a ballerina? I was like, I was an Amazonian woman and she was like no let me let's do a meditation first we have to like open our hands up like put them like toward the sky we've never been quiet for 10 seconds in a row wait weren't you okay wait were you laughing when I was breathing loud no but I I couldn't focus because I was laughing inside about like, what are you focusing on? I knew you were because I was laughing about you listening to me and my deep breathing because you weren't breathing.
Because she was like, okay, close your eyes, put your palms like facing the sky and then picture a bright purple light like going. Did she say going through your head? She was like going up to the sky.
Expanding. Yeah to the sky yeah something and like shooting out of the atmosphere and whatever and when she said that i don't know why i was just like i wonder what hannah's version of that is in her head because hannah's never done trumes so i was tripping at that point i was tripping and what did she say to you she was like um I thought that your past life was gonna come through first because I'm a Scorpio which I like don't I should have asked what the fuck does that mean but I didn't and she was like but actually Hannah's is coming through so we start with Hannah's and she was like do you like bright colors and I was like I think so and she's okay, I think every person you were in a past life was a man.
And I was like, no! Why? But then she looks at me and she's like. Which, like, you give gay man vibes.
Well, this is the thing. She goes, she said, you as a woman in this life don't understand why you can't do things that men do.
And that's, like, your purpose in. And I was like literally nailed it.
That's all I care about. And I was like, what kind of man? And she goes, a flamboyant British gay man who was very rich, just prancing around.
She kept saying the word dandy. Dandy.
And I was just like, what the fuck is that? And his wife was miserable because he didn't love her. Right, because he was gay.
And he was just like having anal all over England. And then he eventually met an older man.
Who he truly loved. Who he truly loved.
So I'm like, yes, this is me. She said you had an easy life.
Like you had like a, not in terms because you were in the closet. I struggled because I was in the closet, but I was fabulous.
And she did say if anyone found out that you were gay, you would have been killed. So it was like on the outside seemed good, but I had some inner turmoil to make myself more interesting.
But you were rich. You didn't work.
Yeah. You like.
I was fabulous. You just like died of old age.
So I'm just laughing and envisioning myself, you know, prancing around London. And I'm like.
And then I'm like, okay, do Paige. Just Paige is there.
Do Paige. Was she Paige was she a ballerina tell me what she was like we definitely were connected like maybe I was this gay man's best friend and we just like trolloped around yes trolloped and she turns to me and she's just like oh okay I get why your lives like weren't like coming up really quickly and it's because they were so sad sad.
It gets like quiet. You were so sad.
And I'm still envisioning myself with a banjo. Like I'm loving life.
No, Hannah's like has a top hat is like prancing through the streets with a cane. Mary Poppins.
Kissing men in like alleyways. And so she's like, you're, you were so sad.
All of your lives, you were very poor, just sad.

And she was like, but your saddest life is you had like so many children.

And unfortunately, they all died.

And I'm just like jaw on the floor.

I'm just like, okay.

Meanwhile, I'm being gay.

And she's like, your kids didn't even die of cholera.

Like it was a sniffle.

Like it was wiped them all out.

And it must have been like, honestly, it had to have been something like the plague or some type of sickness where they just all got it and then all died at the same time. She said that I, like, blamed myself a lot.
And I was like, okay, well, like, what did I do after? Like, what was my life after that? And she was like, oh, no, you then died. She was like, you died of heartbreak and it wasn't your fault, but you just couldn't live on.
And we were just sitting there like. Dying of heartbreak is so main character, though.
Like, it's so. You know, it's so crazy is because I feel like every time I've ever heard a story of people that truly do die of heartbreak.
I'm like, no, I get it.

Like, I've always understood that because I do feel like your brain and your body

are so much more powerful than people think.

And like, it can trick you into like, no, we're dying.

Des and I aren't the same age,

but if we were and I died first,

if he didn't die immediately after from heartbreak,

like, it was fake.

No, truly.

Like, literally forget that we were married.

It wasn't real.

No, I i so like i believe i totally believe well she even said she's like do you love kids and you're like i love like i'll love my future kid but right now i like i don't fuck with kids and like i think it's she was like because you're triggered because kids have caused you so much pain in the past. And then she said, which was like, Grace is crying at this point.
Grace is in full tears. Grace is fully in tears because of, well, I look over and she's like, Paige is babies.
Just all my children. And she was putting an emphasis on like, you loved being a mom.
Like being a mom in every life for you was like the best thing ever. Like you loved being mom and she was like and there's this little boy that keeps like popping through basically being like when you get pregnant I'm coming back to you like you are my mom she kept going this little boy is ready when because he's going to be your best friend then I started to get emotional no that I started to get emotional too because I was picturing like this little boy being like,

come on, mom, I want to like hang out with you again, which is just so freaky. And she even said wear a condom because he's like really ready.
No, that was insane. And she was like, you love being a mom.
Hannah, you love being a bottom. I feel like you also like played with wearing jewelry but you tried to make it in like a masculine way like I wish I could I was like it's a new thing and they're like you just are being flamboyant I'd love to hear like past Hannah's lies to be like it's not gay and you know what's so funny people make fun of me that I think everyone's gay.
Yeah. And I think it's, I feel so connected to the gay community.
Yeah. Like, I can't explain it.
Like, I am gay, but I happen to like dick, but I'm gay. But I love dick, but I am so gay.
And now it makes sense. But it's funny because I feel like gay men like you.
I love gay men. Gay men, the real ones love me.
Yeah. Who like give me a chance.
But like first look, they're go for Paige. Well, I think I like, I think I get along with gay men so well because.
You're a diva. I'm a diva, but I also feel like I don't have that many like girly, girly friends that are like as girly as I am.
And I feel like with gay men, I get the girly vibe with also having, I need a little testosterone. Like I need a little more like, say it how it is, like call you out in a minute type energy.
Yes. But then you're like, okay, let's move on.
Did we know each other? Were we best friends in every life? Like, did we... What was our relationship? Maybe my gay bestie helped me through the drama and, like, gave me some money and, like, helped me out.
And she was like, yes! Oh my gosh, we did know each other. I'm feeling like you worked together.
And it could have been any life. I'm like, okay, amazing.
We work together. We have always been doing this in life.
We've been coming up with businesses and just making each other laugh. I'm seeing you making jokes on a stage together.
She's like, Hannah stole all your money. I'm like, so I have no kids, no prospects.
I'm about to croak, and I'm homeless. I'm using your money for dildos.
I also am envisioning you like throwing all these parties and like me like walking by. It's giving great Gatsby.
Well, you keep putting it in the same lifetime. She was talking about many different ones.
So it possibly wasn't that one. I kept putting it in like the same.
I was like, I don't know why I was expecting to get a life. Then I started being so introspective about it because I'm like, I wish we got a lifetime that was in like this century.
Like I feel like the way she was talking, it was like the 1600s. So it just, my mind kept going there.
It was really, really fascinating. Oh wait, she did say that your like soul takes a long time to come back to like the physical world.
Because she said my lives are like stressful. Yeah.
But that I love being a soul like up. Yeah.
But how you're always on earth. Yeah, like I come back really quickly.
I must like be trying to learn something. You're trying to find...
Well, it's not going to happen this lifetime. Let me tell you.
Maybe next time. Wait, that makes so much sense because you're so stubborn.
So the universe keeps throwing you back where I'm, like— Yeah, I feel like my soul is, like, no, okay, I'll get it right this time. That's so funny.
Give me a minute. So, yeah, we got into the Uber.
We were quiet for 30 minutes just processing everything. Silence.
Then I was, like, going back and forth. I was like, okay, is that real? Like, is she real? Because going into it, I'm like, no, I believe in this stuff.
Like, I'm in the car ride home. I'm like, I actually believe in God.
Okay. Fully, like, turned to God at the end of it.
It was like, God, Jesus Christ, if you're here, please just tell me the things that were true. And I'm like, I feel like God, if there's a God, he's busy.
Like, he's dealing with wars right now. He's not like, did Paige Assorbo like her Salem reading that told her that she lost all her children? So then the rest of the day...
Wait, wait, we forgot this part. So she's also, she's a psychic medium.
So we were like, any, what about like the medium stuff because that's truly like what I like and she was like you guys have a lot of spirits around you so she goes to me first and she was like yours are definitely related to you and she's like kind of explaining things and I'm like yes this could be and this could be this and this could be that we thought it might be your grandpa and I was like this feels like it's my grandpa for sure like the way she was like physically him. And I'm looking at Grace being like, get ready.
My grandpa's going to come. My grandpa I'm obsessed with.
Grandpa, I'm here. I was like, Hannah, all Hannah needed to hear was the word grandpa.
And she was like, mine is here. I'm ready.
What does he need to tell me? And she's like, Hannah, you have a lot of spirits around you. And I was like, I know, including my grandpa.
And she goes, none of what you know or are related to that you just have like random people. She was like, you got a gang gang around you.
She's like, but she made it like these spirits are not all good. And she was like, she did.
She basically was like, there's a lot of spirits around you all the time. And I'm like, you know, sometimes I'll be in a hotel room and I'll smell a fart.
And I'm like, I don't think that was me. Anyway, she goes, you do have like this woman who's like in her 40s who, and I like didn't know any woman who died.
I talked to my mom after. No way.
My mom's. Because she said this one does feel like it's related to you.
Yeah. She said in her 40s.
And I'm like, I don't know any women in my family who died in their 40s. She said, my grandpa's mom's mom died in childbirth, like late childbirth.
And she had like 10 kids and it was like, she was like 37. Oh my gosh.
So it could be her, but she said, she's protecting you from like a lot of spirits around you. And then I was like, where's my grandpa? Okay, not to get like, too like cuckoo, woo woo, whatever.
When I moved into my last apartment, like in Midtown, there were these like the day I moved in, there were these two birds that sat on my balcony the entire day I moved in. And I was like, Oh, that's like, I believe in that stuff.
I feel like that's a sign. And then when I moved into my moved into my new apartment like the days after I moved in I had two pigeons that literally didn't leave my like window sill and so I truly do feel like that's like spirits and stuff I I do have kind of a crazy story also New York City is overloaded with pigeons there's also a problem in New York City.
And they think they own everything. I had a weird story about Des and I have this house in West Hampton that this previous family owned.
And they were really this beautiful family and they gave us this letter when we got the house about how the son had passed away in the family. And he like loved tennis and he also loved like um Hollywood and stuff and how like he would have been so happy that like we're the people that are in the house oh my god and the first day we're in the house we look outside in the backyard and there's a fox like running through and like you don't see foxes in the daytime.

Yeah.

Like it's not a thing.

And my mom was there and I'm like, mom, are foxes like all over West Hampton?

She's like, this is very weird.

Yeah. And from that day, we never saw a fox again.

And she thinks it was the brother saying like, welcome.

Wait, like running on the tennis court?

Running on the tennis court.

Wait, that's insane.

And like I've never –

No, I believe in that stuff.

I was there all summer.

I never saw a fox again.

I believe in that stuff when it's good and when it's bad.

I believe in God.

We believe in God.

We turn to God.

I did say a prayer before we went in there.

Yeah, you were trying to protect us.

Because I was like, I don't need any spirits coming home with us.

I have enough demons that I can visualize, see, and interact with.

The rest of the day, like, whenever we, like, made fun of Paige, she was like, my children died. My children perished.
And then whenever you made fun of me, I was like, please don't be homophobic. I was like, please keep your homophobia to yourself.
Literally, this is insane. No, when she started saying like, oh my God, you love fashion.
You love bright colors. I know.
I was like, I think I'm lazy with outfits nowadays because I put so much effort into fashion when I was a dandy. And I've been a woman in every life.
Yes. You were a suffragette.
I was a suffragette. She said that I fought for women's rights.
That's why you're so tired this life. I get it.
It's like, how many years can I be doing it? Speaking of, everyone vote. I literally just

sent in my absentee ballot.

I have to get my absentee ballot

from the mail, which

we talked about. I'm going to be honest.

Mail?

What are you about to say?

Like, I'm

not stupid,

but like, when you

have something from the government come to

your home, I

don't know why it feels

I'm not stupid, but like when you have something from the government come to your home, I don't know why it feels like if you mess it up, the police will knock on your door like immediately. No, it's citizen homework and you feel like you're going to fail.
I'm like, what if I write in the wrong spot? Like I had to reread it. It's literally three steps and I reread it seven times to make sure I signed my signature where I was supposed to sign my signature because all I could picture is like someone in like a registrar's office like opening it and being like, she's an idiot.
While I was doing it, I was like, there are so many people that like open this up and are like no absolutely not like absolutely no government no one prepares you for government stuff famously my first job do you remember the first time you ever had to fill out like a w2 or 9 or something yeah and one of the questions was do you want to pay city tax I thought it was like how do you feel So I was like, I don't want to. Oh, no.
So fast forward, I had like an accountant do my taxes and I was making like no money at the time. And he called me and he's like, are you sitting down? And I was like, why? And he goes, you owe the government $6,000.
And I was like, why? And he goes, you checked. You didn't want to pay city taxes.
Don't you know you have to pay city taxes? I go, I thought they were asking, like, if I wanted to. I thought they were asking my opinion.
I thought that was really polite. I go, I'm voting for no city taxes.
You're literally legally blonde. You're like, Delaware, no sales tax.
That's a good one. Oh, my God.
So now my dad will not let me live it down. But look, they should.
No, that's hilarious. What was I going to say? Yes.
I don't want to pay it. No.
It's literally the same as when, like, you first start taking standardized tests as, like, a little kid. And, like, filling those out used to give me such anxiety.
I don't know why. When you go out of the circle.
When you had to bubble in each letter of your name. They were like, if you get the circle wrong, it doesn't count and you're all upset.
And people in your class, their name was too long to fit in all the squares. And I was like, oh my God, that's a crazy journey.
I can't even. Yeah.
PTSD from school. No, PTSD from school.
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Something very funny happened at the live shows. My favorite memory was we do a Q&A at the end.
And there's always a wide variety of questions. Some girls raise their hand.
They don't think they're going to get picked on. They do.
They're like, I don't have a question. I didn't know it was going to get picked on.
Honestly, the Q&A is so giggly quoted. It's so chaotic.
And I wouldn't want it to be any other way because it's truly, it's truly like being in school and you're not paying attention. And all the kids are drunk.
And all of a sudden the teacher asks you a question. You're like, I didn't prepare.
Then one girl did like, she just tore us apart like in the funniest way. She was like, let's do a Never Have I Ever.
Have you ever shot yourself in a bodega? Have you ever cried on reality TV? We were like, okay, okay. Okay, I forgot about that.
And then some girls would just tell like crazy stories. Yeah.
Or like take a dig at my outfit.

Which I give girls a lot of credit because to stand up in front of 3,000 people that you don't know

and tell your deepest like darkest thing that's happened.

Someone stood up and told us like their worst sex story ever.

Yeah.

And we were like this is a Q&A.

Yeah.

But then afterwards like she actually – everyone laughed really hard and I was like I was nervous for you and you nailed it.

No.

She did a great job.

My favorite moment is I'm looking like Grace is picking people. they're raising their hands and then I see a crutch.
Someone took their crutch and was just pointing it in the air for Grace to pick on them. There was like multiple people on crutches.
And then another person starts putting their crutch. And then someone tagged us on Instagram with crutches and they go, I wasn't sure if I was Hannah or page coded and I realized I'm des coded.
Wait, that's so. So people are raising their crutches to get picked on, which I respect.
I like a little creativity. Um, no, the girls have been amazing.
Craig made a cameo. Craig made a cameo.
My parents made a cameo. Can you tell them what your dad said? Okay.
Well, before I look to him like by the way i'm the one that's like let's get these people on stage and page is like we don't need to complicate things and i'm like no it's hilarious so i'm like i don't want to stress anyone out i don't want to add more admin to anything i don't want like see i'm i like to you're like let's see what happens let's fuck shit up i'm like let's plan it, Gary, do you want to go on stage? And Paige is like, look, I don't think he can handle that. And he's like, what? He said, what are you talking about? I freaking go out there.
I can go out there. Oh, come on.
I'll go out on stage. I got it.
I can do it. And I'm like, okay, dad, I'm just going to let you know I've resorted to medicine for this exact reason.
So I'm going to go with your flow.

But he's so cute.

He watches the whole show backstage.

I can feel him pacing backstage.

I'm making eye contact.

He's always in a different spot backstage,

but smiling.

He's laughing.

He's also so dad-coded in terms of like,

I can feel him looking at the way the lights

are put up in the ceiling,

looking at all the different technician things that are happening. Yeah, he's our creative director who doesn't speak.
No, truly. So he's watching, and we do—it was at one point in the Izzy Trash, and I was like, let's bring out someone who isn't trash.
Oh, we talk about the dads. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I go, let's bring out Gary DeSorbo. He comes out, and there's a roar.
An uproar. An uproar.
He, deer in the headlights. Yep.
I could see his face get immediately white. Immediately pale.
And then I kind of offer him the mic to say like, what's up, gigglers? He immediately. To at least say hi.
Just hi. You don't have to give a speech.
No, you don't have to crack a joke. Just say, what's up, gigglers? Hello.
He immediately runs off stage. He's like, no, no.
He literally puts his hand up like, don't even think about handing me that microphone.

I came out for a week.

He was Princess Diana at our show.

He was our Princess Diana.

He came out.

He waved.

He walked off.

He walked off.

We go downstairs.

I go, what?

What happened?

What?

I thought you were going to do a big grand finale.

I thought you were Countess Luann and your show was starting next.

He was like, wow, that was scary.

That was, you got to be different to do that.

I go, yeah, I'm mentally ill.

Truly.

We get back the next night.

I'm like getting a little anxious before and he goes, you know, just pretend you're Frank Sinatra and Hannah's Dean Martin.

I'm going to go to the next night. I'm like getting a little anxious before.
And he goes, you know, just pretend you're Frank Sinatra and Hannah's Dean Martin. I go, you want us to be drunk men from the 60s who perform Christmas songs? Like what is the correlation between us and the Rat Pack? of like I don't I'm like were you even born I'm like I know that I wasn't that was the most Italian shit he could have ever said he couldn't think of any other like current celebrities that go out on a stage he went fully old school you're Frank I'm Dean maybe we were frank sinatra and d martin in a past life honestly you never know but i know that i wasn't french royalty which is what i really really upset you're really upset i'm just like i'm a little let down by myself you know i'm like a little like we're gonna work a little harder you're I'm disappointed in myself.
We did have so much fun at the shows and you crushed it. Like you're feeling yourself again.
You're doing great. I'm definitely feeling a lot better.
I can't say enough good things about beta blockers. And also I think knowing, here's another thing that I truly do believe like a little bit placebo effect.
Even though I have been taking them before the shows and like I recommend if you do feel like this, like taking them before you like have to talk at work or like whatever. Even knowing I have them in my bag.
Yes. Is like another comfort.
Which is true to my personality. I need a backup plan.
You know, if there's one thing about me, I need to have multiple escape routes. Like, I don't know if in a past life I was trapped somewhere.
Because I need to know I can leave, go home, sedate myself at any point. It's all like playing games with yourself.
Because anxiety is like you're playing a game with your own mind, but you're losing. This is actually kind of blunt up but like I was walking here and I thought about it because I was thinking about the patriarchy I think about how TikTok and all these places are just like telling women like all the things we have to do physically for ourselves like with our hair and our skin and our bodies and da da da and I'm like whatever happened to focusing about your personality wait whatever happened to like working on your aura and your energy that you bring to the function?

Yeah.

Because I swear to God, the rest like really comes with it.

Right.

Like, you know how many people look so pretty on Instagram and are so shitty?

And like, you're like, how could that person be single?

And it's like, have you ever talked to them before? Have you ever looked at pictures of yourself like when you were truly having like a really good time and you look way prettier than times that like you're smiling in the picture, but you weren't having a good time and like you look uglier? Yes. No, it's fucking real.
And I do think there's so many people that are working so hard on their looks when it's like work on like like listen to funny podcasts.

Surround yourself with interesting people that make you feel good about yourself.

Yeah.

Consume content that's positive and interesting.

Get a passion for something.

Get a cat.

Like these things enhance your like.

This is just a speech to say to subliminally message message the gigglers to get cats. But I'm saying it like do things enhance your like.
This is just a speech to say, to subliminally message the gigglers to get cats. What I'm saying, do things enhance your aura? And like it really does help.
Because I really feel like sometimes girls feel like my life is over once like my skin starts to like sag a little. And it's like, have you ever seen Meryl Streep? That bitch is glowing.
Truly. Truly glowing.

I also feel like we are doing that on tour because we've been pushing ourselves to go and, like, do something in whatever city we're in. Yeah.
And I'm, like, proud about it. No, I'm actually so proud because normally I'm just in the hotel room, like, you know, in your own thoughts or sleeping.
Yeah. But I do have to say, when you're doing the self-care shit, it's equally as important to, like, fulfill your stuff.

Yeah.

Fill your cup as—

You said something before, and then I was going to say something.

Now I forget.

I said something about aura.

But work on their personality no one ever does when actually that's the reason 95% of people are single that phrase is not said enough like in therapy why don't you work on your own person like work on your personality one thing that I love about Irish and British people is they're obsessed with chat or like the crack yeah which is like they'll meet someone and having good crack means like you can make fun of yourself you know take yourself seriously and you have good back and good back and forth. And like you ever date a guy and you're like, he's great, but he's missing something.
Yeah. He's missing the crack.
Yes. Well, I feel like Americans, I don't want to make this an American English thing, but I feel like Americans are very list oriented, especially when we date.
Because I feel like as women, we're so organized. So like when we are're like do we have this do we have that do we have great it should scientifically this should work where maybe Europeans are a little bit more lax and they're like no let's see if we even vibe where we're more like we need to accomplish yeah work on your vibe and less on your pore, like how big your pores are.
Yeah. That's like my advice.
Also, I love working on how big my pores are. Well, because I feel like you like to put all your anxiety into your skin.
Yes. Like you're like, this mask will solve all my problems.
And then you're like. I literally, before we started recording, wrote on my to-do list tonight, overnight mask.
Yeah, that's not fixing anything. Nothing.
I'm like, this gig will be to work on my stress levels, all overnight mask tonight. Anyway, what is this overnight mask if the giggles are interesting? It's that TikTok one, but I get mine on Amazon.
Is it the one that like peels off? This is my, this is where, there are certain moments where I'm like, oh, I'm like such a millennial. And like, you know how it's like millennials need to do big purchases on a desktop? Like we have to put like flights on.
Okay, my version of that is I can't really buy things on TikTok shop because I feel like it's fake. So do I.
So like I'll get the thing I want on TikTok shop and then I'll go to Amazon, type it in and buy it from Amazon. Or I buy it on Instagram shop.
Instagram shop, I've only ever purchased like clothes and it's really connected to like my Revolve account. Yes, exactly.
Also, I have a question for you because some people read books, which I'm very impressed by. I'm so proud of that.
But I was thinking, who's reading more?

These people who read books or me putting captions on every TV show,

closed captions.

Am I reading more?

Does that count?

No one talks about it, but Mitch has been reading.

Okay.

I'm so glad you're bringing this to the forefront,

especially during this time in our nation.

Alex Cooper is somewhere interviewing Kamala,

and we're like, have we really dissected?

I actually was

going to advertise the Hawk Tua girl,

but it was like the day Alex Cooper

was doing Kamala.

Because I was going to be like, I got the best interview ever. And I was like, oh, wait.
Don't forget what you were going to say. You were going to say something important.
You literally set it all up. What were we talking about? My brain is fried.
I do have to, I'll say one thing while you're remembering. Okay.
The Hak Tua girl, I did her podcast. She is my favorite.
Because like I actually was off TikTok during the week she went viral. So when I got back on, it was people just commenting about how she's so viral.
I was kind of fascinated by it she was like working at a factory like living in the middle of nowhere in Tennessee working at a factory like what kind of factory I don't know the details okay she had quit college and she was just out with her friends and then she says this funny thing huck to on that thing and laughs I don't think this is kind of crazy I don't think I've ever even seen the original video no because it grew bigger than itself so quickly yeah but I met her and like she's just like this sweet naturally very funny person but it's funny they took the video and made it this like sexual thing yeah when it's like she's for the girls yeah like that's something we would say and the girls would die laughing and me and her were joking because i don't like spit i think spit is like disgusting and you yeah i hate spit like and then we were talking about orgasms and all this it just like i was like this is the world you were in but unfortunately it turned into like you being objectified by all these dudes and And anyway, just shout out to her. She's actually she's funny.
She's charitable. And she's just like trying to survive.
Wow. I've never heard you describe someone as charitable.
And that was really nice. She's she don't.
Well, she literally was like she donates all her money. That's so nice.
And she was like, I never had money. Now that I'm making some money, I want to give it to people in need.
And meanwhile, people are giving her hate on the internet for getting famous. And I'm like, um, there's worse famous people out there than the hawk to a girl.
You know what I hate is when people are like, we're making the wrong people famous. Who do you want famous? Give me someone that you want famous.
Like, shut up. Yeah, and also, it's like, everyone's famous nowadays.
Everyone's famous. If you want to be famous, you can be famous.
Just start posting. Make a TikTok.
Make one TikTok, and it's fine. You know that Hannah and I have been really sticking to Pilates in 2025, and another thing we've been sticking to is just locking in on our goals.
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Did you remember what you were going to say when you said, the country is in shambles?

The country is divided right now into two very distinct groups.

One group is people that love what's it called subtitles people that love subtitles and then it's people that are so purely enraged by them they can't hate they can't watch the show if you're a subtitles person yes des hates the subtitles i identify as a subtitles person because you know i'm multitasking i'm looking up i'm maybe something on my phone is also going off at the same time i need to like it gives us two ways to understand what's going on i'm not great at critical thinking i I'm not great at, what's it called? Processing anything. I'm not high, but like I literally feel high.
Consuming. Oh, focusing on one thing.
No, I'm not good at. Forming sentences.
What's it called? Reading comprehension. Oh, so it's like.
So I need to hear it And I also need to read it Do you know when people Des said he did that in China When he was learning Mandarin Yeah He put it So you're like learning English I'm learning my first language Again I'm falling in love with Re-learning my first language This is gonna sound dumb But like I was watching Slow Horses And it's like this British show That's like really complicated Spies And they speak really fast I'm putting the subtitles. Yeah.
And the only thing I'm not putting subtitles in and me and my brother have talked about this because he's also a fan of subtitles is when we watch stand ups. Yeah.
Cause stand up the stand, the subtitles give away the joke. Yeah.
It gives away the joke. And so it ruins the whole.
It ruins the timing. You're so fucking right.
But if you're watching anything else, I think it adds to it. Yeah, 100%.
Because I actually think we miss a lot. We've read so many shows.
No, like we are avid bookworms. So anyway, welcome to our book club.
Today we recommend... What are we recommending? Actually, I did just watch something before I got here and it was was so you coded.
I was like, sweet Bobby.

Oh, is that the girl that got catfished? I was trying to watch it last night, and I passed out before it started. Oh, my God.
It's really good. Wait, I'm so excited.
I'm going to watch it tonight. She basically gets— Don't give away what happens.
Okay, she doesn't just get catfished. She gets catfished by like a whole by like a whole ring of like people multiple times it's just no they're all connected they're all in on it but it's all the catfish yeah so she has this whole network of people of like guy friends female friends like family members of.
Oh, they created a new universe for her. Yes, like an alternate reality.
And it was just this one catfish. And it was, like, ten years of this woman's life.
And then when you figure out, like, who it is, it's so crazy. You're going to love it.
Wow. I'm really excited to watch it.
I know it was a successful podcast back in the day. Oh, I didn't know that.
I actually watched, I think it was on Amazon. Do you know who Di Antwoord is? No.
Di Antwoord? No. Do you know who they are, Chris? Oh, look at Chris.
I thought you just said giggly. So they're this South African music band.
Okay. And it's this guy who's a rapper named Ninja.
Okay. And the girl.
All I can think of is like. What's her name? 90 Day Fiance.
The one time that was. Soldier Boy.
It's like we already have a Soldier Boy. Nobody brought that up enough.
Nobody brought that up enough. You can't just be Walmart Soldier Boy.
Yeah, you can't just like, where do you have one? There's a jiggly squad. So it's Ninja and this girl.
They fall in love. And they love making music together.
Her name is Yolandi. Yeah, so she has this high, really cool voice.
And he's a. So they are making music together and they're broke.
They have no money and they're just making music. Nothing's happening.
They love each other. She gets pregnant.
Still have no money. They have a baby.
Perfect. No money.
Have a baby making music and they're just obsessed with music. Are they working working no i don't i think she might have been working so then they're really trying to make their dreams come true with the in the music industry so then she sees this guy and she thinks he's really cool he has like a certain like aesthetic to him and ninja gets jealous that she thinks that this guy is cool so then he changes his whole aesthetic to be like like this guy.
And it's a very, there's like a word to the aesthetic.

I forget what it is.

And they kind of lean into this like new identity of theirs.

And they make this new kind of sound.

They put it out.

This was like back in the day, like 07 or 08.

So they put it out on the internet, just like on a website.

And nothing happens.

And then a couple days later, it starts to pop off.

Like it starts to go.

I think they're in their 20s. And I know this happened at like 2008, 2009.
By 2013, I was watching it on YouTube. So it took a while to get to like America.
Okay. But they like blew up.
Wait, I need to like see a picture of them. It's crazy.
No, I don't like them. So, no, they're like wild.
So they start getting like all this hate. Yeah.
Because people are like, this is weird. This is bad for South Africa.
Okay. But they're blowing up.
They go. They're doing all this stuff together.
And then they're finally famous and rich. Okay.
Their dreams come true. But they're breaking up.
Because they start getting jealous. Of each other.
Of each other. Okay.
And then, long story short, they end up back together. And it was a beautiful love story and a good documentary.
And they're very interesting artists. Oh, so it's just about their life.
Yeah. I thought you were going to say one of them dies.
I know. That wasn't fun.
No one died. I'm so no i'm so sorry no one but it's also from the lens of their daughter telling the story and the daughter actually got them back together oh she's a little parent trap but isn't it so it's so funny to me when people are like poor and their dreams aren't coming true but their relationship is so good and then their dreams come true and they're rich and you think it solves everything but it actually is the worst thing for their relationship no i still i still can't really like love chris um what's his name chris shoot who is married to anna faris chris pratt chris pratt i don't know why they're such a specific like they're not even that i feel like they weren they weren't even, like, that famous of a couple that they'd, like, stuck in my brain.
That, like, she was more famous, then he popped off, and then he left her. Like, I will just never get over that.
Fame changes things, but I also think it depends if you like to party. You're so right.
I think it's the people that like to party that it changes things, because otherwise, if you just stay in your house, nothing changes. Nothing changes if nothing changes.
Nothing changes if you don't change your location. Nothing changes if you don't turn your location off.
No, like once you've walked through the door of like, I don't party anymore, you really can't go back. And anyone who's still there, you can't like, so you're like, sorry, we don't have the same interests anymore.
There's this whole life of like people wanting to get famous. So they get like tables at clubs.
Like I've never even tried to get a table except at my bachelorette, which you got. Because when I first moved to New York, I was like, my goal is to go to every single club.
If the doorman doesn't know me at every club, I'm a loser. The only doorman who knew me were in Murray Hill because I would watch fantasy football on Sundays at...
Jimmy John's? Jimmy John's. Wait.
And Haley worked there as a bartender. What year would that have been? Tell me what year you would have gone to Jimmy John's.
2016, 2017. every Sunday and Haley worked there as a bartender.
What year would that have been? Tell me what year you would have gone to Jimmy John's. 2016, 2017.
Every Sunday. And Haley worked there as a bartender.
And when I'd go on a date. 2016, 2017.
2018. Oh, okay.
So I would have been there 2015, 2016. Okay, we could have overlapped.
And I would bring a date there and not tell them I knew the bartender. And she would, the date.
Why was Jimmy John's like your entrance into the New York City party scene where it was like. I love how that's where I started and ended though.
That's where I started and ended and I feel like that's where I started and I took a real turn to be like I'm a club rat. You'll never see me at a bar like this ever again.
It's like weed. It's a gateway drug.
It's a gateway drug. Because it was all just like— Because it was so many guys concentrated in one spot.
You couldn't go anywhere else that had this many dumb men. It's because I had two dumb roommates.
We were on flag football teams. We were on volleyball teams.
So we'd go to Jimmy John's— Not Jimmymy john's is it called jimmy john's i don't know did we actually just make up that name jimmy john's is a sandwich company wait what are we talking about what are we talking but here's the crazy thing we're talking about the same place what if i'm just talking about a sandwich i hung out subway where the fuck are we talking we? We're talking about... What did you say before? Jimmy Jo's...
Christy, you don't know what we're talking about. You guys are of the age.
You should be there. You know why I love Giggly Squad so much? Because once you leave college...
You know like when you're in college and you have like a hungover next day and everything's funny? Yeah. And you're just like, I never want to leave this place.
Like this is the best day of my life. Like we're all in our jammies eating food and like everything's hilarious.
No responsibilities. No one cares about you.
That is Giggly Squad. It's like that hungover next morning where you're not sick.
You're just silly. But you're a little sick in the head.
But we're thinking it's cute. And if you have a moment of silence and you think back to everything you've ever done and you're like, ooh, that's scary? Did you ever go to Bonk? I didn't go to Bonk.
It's called Bank, but they spelled it B-A-N-Q-U-E and it was on the corner of Bro J's. Bro J's.
Brother Jimmy's. Yes! Yes! Have you ever called Jimmy Choms? Bro J's.
Brother Jimmy's. Wait.
I'm speechless. Were you on in Murray Hill, that one? Yes.
Yes. And like around the corner was like the barrel saloon where like everyone that went to Syracuse went there.
Would you ever go downstairs and like shoot the basketball? Of course. I met some of my best friends in that bathroom downstairs, I feel like.

I fear.

That's where like, that's where my.

Party started. Oh my God, I love.

Going out.

Meeting girls in the bathroom.

That bathroom.

The Bro J's bathroom was.

Then like there was like 205 Club.

See, I never went to the clubs.

Because I don't like loud music.

It wasn't like a real club.

It was like in a basement.

But I think I feel like it was like Bro J's. And then like.
Bro J's. The next two years like loud music.
It wasn't like a real club. It was like in a basement.
But I would think of it.

I feel like it was like bro gyms.

And then like.

Bro gyms.

The next two years it was like.

Bro jays.

Haley was a bartender there.

That's crazy.

I definitely met Haley then.

I feel like at some point.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

You ever think of like our whereabouts?

Like I want to see it written down Manhattan.

Of us from the moment you moved to

Manhattan yeah like where we were every day and if we ever were like in the same building or like

walk down the street yeah you just want like a love story of us it's like what is our invisible string theory.

No, as Kim said,

what are you wearing?

The wise words of my mother, what the fuck are you wearing? Kim liked my outfit recently, so I'm on a high. But she'll bring you right back to earth.
She keeps me on my toes. I want to impress her, but I also know that part of her thinks it's cute when I don't dress well.
Yeah, she loves it.

She loves you being you.

Anyway, you guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.

We had a lot of, you know, tour recaps to do.

We're having so much fun on the tour.

Madison, go Badgers, Milwaukee.

I can't tell you how excited I am to go to Madison, Wisconsin.

I'm going to, like, be annoying.

Like, I'm going to be like, that corner, I did this.

No, I want you to be.

That restaurant, we did this.

I want you to be.

I'm, like, very excited.

I feel like I'm going to like be annoying. Like when we be like that corner, I want you to that restaurant.
We did this. I want you to be.
I'm very excited. I feel like I've been saying badger go badgers for four years of my life now.
When I tell you like the passion for the badgers in this town is unreal. Like it's crazy.
Do you guys have a live badger? Do you have any statues of badgers? We have statues all over the place of badgers. And I don't think PETA allowed an actual badger.
Oh, okay. I think they're also very dangerous.
Oh. Yeah, they are.
The African honey badger. Heck, yeah, they are.
It's the scariest animal in the world. We literally used to say that.
We're like, are badgers? Scariest animal. Google it.
African honey badger.

Rip your fucking head off.

And we're like, okay, it's a rodent.

Imagine it was like the New York City hippos. Hippopotamus are actually super fucking dangerous.
Read a book. Okay.
Thank you, guys. We love you guys.
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