Giggling about liars, red carpets, and killers

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Speaker 1 So I recently had one of those moments where I stood in front of my closet and I said, I have nothing to wear while surrounded by hundreds of things I never touch.

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Speaker 1 And don't forget to tune in to our latest bonus episode where Hannah and I will take calls from the Giggly Squad Style Hotline.

Speaker 1 We're helping solve your fashion dilemmas, shopping woes, and style questions. Submit yours now at gigglystylehotline.com for a chance to get your question answered by us on the show.

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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up, my ghostly gigglers? It's the Halloween episode.

Speaker 2 We didn't plan a Halloween episode. I just said that.
No, we just said that. Also,

Speaker 2 shout out to my mom.

Speaker 1 It's her birthday on Halloween.

Speaker 2 Oh, shout out, Kim. Just

Speaker 2 a little witch.

Speaker 2 Also, what's I don't, I can't handle the whole two weekends doing like full outfits. But then again, I've never been a good Halloween person.

Speaker 1 The kids need to calm down.

Speaker 2 I mean, part of it is like

Speaker 2 some people love dressing up as other people.

Speaker 2 And I feel like they should talk to someone about that. Yeah, talk about it.

Speaker 2 No, but we're

Speaker 2 we are going to Seattle where we will be dressing up. Paige is a good idea.

Speaker 1 Because we're getting a lot of DMs from the girls: like, what's going on? What are we doing? And there's nothing worse than having a feeling, like, is everyone gonna be dressed up and I'm not?

Speaker 1 So, we will be dressing up for the Seattle show because it's on actual Halloween. But for the rest of the weekend, we are not dressing up.

Speaker 1 Just to put that out there. So, San Francisco, we will be in regular clothes.
Arizona, regular clothes.

Speaker 2 If you feel like you want to dress up on Halloween, we will support you.

Speaker 2 We will put you up. We will.

Speaker 1 If you feel like you want to dress up like

Speaker 1 November 25th, we will support you.

Speaker 2 We wear whatever you want. We support women in the arts, period.
So express yourselves because that's healthy for humanity in this economy.

Speaker 2 In this time. In this time.
Let's get down to business. You went to the CFDA awards.

Speaker 2 Did you figure out what CFDA stands for?

Speaker 1 So funny, Hannah. Thank you for bringing that to the forefront of the event.
Because everyone's been wondering.

Speaker 1 I in fact did Google

Speaker 1 on my way there. I was like, I should know what CFDA stands for.

Speaker 1 Committee,

Speaker 1 fashion.

Speaker 1 Council of

Speaker 1 some fundamentals.

Speaker 1 Council fashion something like of America

Speaker 1 It's for American designers so Kylie Jenner's there

Speaker 1 Kylie Jenner was there. She literally walked the carpet like two people after me.
So I saw her like in

Speaker 1 person person.

Speaker 2 Was there anything about how she does the carpet that you learned from?

Speaker 1 She's very poised.

Speaker 2 Like I feel like she's not, I don't want to use the word stiff because she's not stiff but she's very poised in like her posing she knows the pose she knows she doesn't want them to capture any other pose that's yeah no no she looks good on a carpet i do have to say when you whenever i've done a carpet which clearly would never be as aggressive as when kylie steps on it goes by in a second and then you're like fuck did i do three hours of hair and makeup for me to just like make a stupid face yeah like right after every time i get off of a red carpet i'm like did i hold my shoulders back like is my mom gonna freak out like did i or i'm like was my hair just like fucked up and no one told me because like you do all this prep but then right before it's chaos and that's like when like i'll but i'll eat something i'll okay well

Speaker 1 so i pick my dress amazing and i'm like it's very slinky i should wear some shapewear underneath

Speaker 2 look

Speaker 1 i you need shapewear for certain things. And like, I needed it for that outfit, but I had it.

Speaker 1 I think I was wearing a size too small that I ended that I ended up feeling like it made me look bigger than I actually was because when I was in you're saying like it squeezed certain parts

Speaker 1 I shouldn't have freaking worn it because it squeezed when I was sitting in the car it got messed up and then I just had to walk in and so I didn't have time to like fix it and so in my head on the carpet, I was like, my shapewear is literally making it look like I have the biggest ass in the world because it was so hiked up and squeezing me.

Speaker 1 And I, so just know on the carpet that I was uncomfy and I wanted to pull it down so bad, but I couldn't get in there.

Speaker 2 Well, now you know what it's like to have a fatty. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Little dump truck. So I'm just like so freaking over shapewear.

Speaker 2 There's going to be rumors about your BBL.

Speaker 2 I hope so. I literally hope so.
Do Do you remember how like two weeks ago, I think it was two weeks ago, we got invited to like variety New York important people event. Powerful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So you couldn't go because you had something.

Speaker 1 I was in Charleston for a wedding. Yeah.

Speaker 2 You were in Charleston for a wedding. So I went with my mom

Speaker 2 and Rachel Zegler was like the cover star.

Speaker 2 And you know me. Like, I'm not bothering anybody.
I'm just inside. I'm making my little jokes.
I'm seeing any snacks. And then I'm I'm going home.

Speaker 1 Yep. You eat an appetizer, say something crude, and you walk away.

Speaker 2 That's my formula. I stick to it.
So my mom is like,

Speaker 2 you know, I'm, I love Rachel Zegler. And I was like, I did not know this about you.
And she's, my mom's a singer. So she's like, no, she has the most incredible voice.

Speaker 2 Like, she's just, she's everything. So she gives like a speech and my mom is like enamored.
And then after the speech, it's a very busy room. My mom mom just starts like walking towards Rachel Zegler.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, okay, security is going to literally knock you down. Like, I don't know what you're doing.
My mom just starts walking. And I don't know.
It's like a confidence of like a mom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 She just starts walking towards her. And then she stops.
And we're like standing right near Rachel. And then Rachel looks at me.
And Rachel starts coming towards me.

Speaker 2 And I was like, okay, this is too much for the, like, I already checked out. Like, this is

Speaker 1 overstimulated.

Speaker 2 Yes. And she was like,

Speaker 2 I'm a giggler. And I was like, Rachel Zegler, shut the fuck up.
And she's like, no, I love Giggly Squad. And she's on Broadway right now for N.
Juliet.

Speaker 1 She's also, she's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 Gorgeous. And so, she was so sweet.
Like, one of those actresses that you're like, I'll put you in my fucking pocket. Like, she was, she wasn't

Speaker 2 aloof or like, like, she literally just was like the nicest girl.

Speaker 1 She's young too, right? Yeah, she's young. She's like a baby.

Speaker 2 She's young and she's she then starts. I meet her friend who's like in comedy.
We're talking. I look over.
She's hunched over with my mom gossiping. My mom and Rachel Zeck.

Speaker 1 Your mom's great to gossip with.

Speaker 2 Great gossiper. And my mom comes back.
I'm like, what were you talking to Rachel Zeckler about? And she's like, oh, we were talking about how to prepare our voices when we sing. And like, what's.

Speaker 2 And I was like, oh, so you were talking business. Like, you.

Speaker 1 know I'm obsessed I'm really happy that she's like a

Speaker 1 good force in Gen Z because I think she's a good example of like

Speaker 2 no work done just like a naturally pretty person yeah she's also just like clearly so naturally talented and driven and you know her first ever gig was Westside Story with Martin Scorsese

Speaker 2 like iconic iconic so anyway Rachel if you're listening to this pod we fucking love you I love to let the gigglers know who else is part of the culture.

Speaker 1 One thing I will say about CFDA, a little tidbit that I learned that I like would have not known.

Speaker 1 Anytime Anna Wintor hosts an event, so it was a sit-down dinner. I didn't know it was a sit-down dinner.
I thought it was just like a little like award show.

Speaker 1 Anytime... Anna Wintor hosts an event, she serves for the dinner chicken pot pie.

Speaker 2 Always.

Speaker 1 And I didn't, every time. She's always serving chicken pot pie.

Speaker 2 What's the like story behind it?

Speaker 1 She must just like love chicken pot pie and feel like.

Speaker 2 I don't make everyone eat cottage cheese just because I like cottage cheese. Well,

Speaker 1 you kind of do.

Speaker 2 You kind of do make us eat cottage cheese.

Speaker 1 It was the chicken pot pie was so fucking good.

Speaker 2 It was at the

Speaker 2 chicken pot pie. It's a pastry.
Let's be honest. It's a pastry.
It's a pastry. It's a dessert.

Speaker 1 It was at the Natural History Museum, which is just, if you've never been to the the Natural History Museum, it's just like such a cool place. It's a great like day date.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like if you're like visiting New York, whatever. But to go there for an event is

Speaker 1 just insane. Like we sat in this room and there was just like a massive whale like on the ceiling.

Speaker 1 And there was like dinosaurs and like all this stuff.

Speaker 1 So on the chicken pot pie, like

Speaker 1 there was like a little dinosaur like pastry that just like sat on the top. It was like the adult version of like dino nuggets is like how I was like perceiving it

Speaker 1 But it was just such an interesting fact. I was like I can't wait to tell the gigglers that like all the fashion girlies are out here eating chicken pot pie.

Speaker 2 I love those details. Do you have any other tea or any other celebs that you saw?

Speaker 1 Okay, so I saw Kylie Jenner. I saw Blake Lively was sitting with Michael Kors.
Michael Kors got, okay, throughout the entire fashion event, like I just kept like laughing, laughing to myself.

Speaker 1 I kept thinking about like if you were with me.

Speaker 2 He'd be like, we have to go.

Speaker 2 How do they let the switch in?

Speaker 1 Like, they were saying that Michael Kors, he got like a really nice,

Speaker 1 some type of like lifetime achievement award. And all I could think was like, oh, Hannah's best friend is getting him to like say thank you for an award.

Speaker 1 Blake Lively, like, presented him with an award.

Speaker 2 She looks beautiful.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she really does. She's really pretty in person.

Speaker 2 Paris Hilton was there with Nicole, right?

Speaker 1 Yep, they presented an award.

Speaker 1 Kelsey Ballerini, who else was there?

Speaker 1 It was just like really, it was very surreal and very cool. And I

Speaker 1 honestly, usually I'm like, okay, when can I, what's my like escape plan? When can I get out? And I was like really just enjoying it.

Speaker 1 Like I just liked all the video montages and like seeing Anna Wintor get up. Oh my God, god, Anna Wintor tripped.

Speaker 1 So she was like walking through the tables to like go up to the stage to like present to her your friend Hamish.

Speaker 2 I love Hamish.

Speaker 2 Hamish.

Speaker 1 You love Hamish. Hamish also got like some type of lifetime achievement.
And she like fumbled a little and like tripped and like immediately turned around and she was like...

Speaker 1 the equivalent to like she was gonna fight the chair because like she did it to herself and i was like oh my god that chair literally just got fired I was about to say someone got fired someone got fired well thank god she's okay

Speaker 1 well but like she never takes her sunglasses off so like she got up there and like clearly couldn't read the teleprompter because she had sunglasses on well she probably did because she had sunglasses on too she didn't see the chair in front of her pushing them down a little and then like reading and I was like this is just such iconic behavior like she but isn't that what fashion's about it's about despite the inconvenience I feel like she treats everything as like a afterwork event.

Speaker 1 Like, this was just an afterwork event for her, where it is like a huge event, I think.

Speaker 1 But she's just so like poised and cool. And

Speaker 1 she's just cool.

Speaker 2 And she's just a badass, and she's so powerful.

Speaker 1 I love it. No, I really need like an in-depth documentary about her.

Speaker 1 Like her childhood.

Speaker 2 I think there is one. Someone said she only eats steak.

Speaker 1 That was in Devil Wears Prada. Oh.
No, me and Hannah have been really obsessed with Devil Wears Prada recently. I don't know why, but we were just on a Zoom and Hannah and Grace weren't on it yet.

Speaker 1 And so I just sent the meme like, why is no one ready?

Speaker 1 I hate getting on a Zoom and being like, I texted Hannah. Like, she should be here soon because I hate small talk.

Speaker 2 My toxic trait is when I watch Devil Wears Prada, I think Anne Hathaway Hathaway looks better before the transformation.

Speaker 1 No, you're sick.

Speaker 2 I liked her front beel sweater. That's my style.

Speaker 1 No, she literally went from Hannah to baby.

Speaker 2 She cut her bangs and she turned into you. Also, I do have to say, it was such a good movie.
I watched it on the plane, but like,

Speaker 2 the amount of times they were calling her fat for being a size six, I know it was funny,

Speaker 2 but it's something that like could never pass. It would never fly now.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 They were like, we don't have any clothes in a size six here.

Speaker 2 And then also, like, she wasn't even a size six.

Speaker 1 No, she's no. I saw a TikTok recently where it was like, my childhood really had me out here thinking that like Hillary Duff was chubby.
And like, I remember that.

Speaker 2 Also, like, Jessica Simpson had, like, three kids and they were like, she's like, Jessica Simpson's overweight.

Speaker 1 They're like, she's just in jeans.

Speaker 2 But

Speaker 2 God.

Speaker 1 anyway, I don't want this to come as an attack to you and your people.

Speaker 1 Recently on TikTok, I've been seeing like all these videos of just like people being like, oh my god, she just like posts like rage bait.

Speaker 1 And it's just like, okay, I don't follow them anymore because it's rage bait. And like, don't like this video because it's rage bait.
And like, here's the thing with Gen Z.

Speaker 1 You can't just make up sayings, okay?

Speaker 1 You can't just come in here and be like, oh, rage bait is a saying that everyone should know what the fuck it means.

Speaker 1 I don't know what rage bait is, nor do I care. But what I'm really upset about is Gen Z just like making up their own terms.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, you are coming off like the angry grandpa

Speaker 2 who doesn't know what the new kids are saying.

Speaker 1 And you had, so I've been waiting to get to this point in my life for years.

Speaker 2 You threw your phone across the room. Can I speak for my people?

Speaker 1 My dad would love it if they had a representative.

Speaker 2 Rage bait, what I believe is, is when you say something you don't even believe, but you're saying it because it'll piss people off and get engagement.

Speaker 2 So, okay.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, one of the what? I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 I'm pissed. You got baited.
It worked.

Speaker 1 They bait worked.

Speaker 2 You took the bait.

Speaker 1 I just, I don't.

Speaker 1 Who would want to do that though? Why would you want to do that?

Speaker 2 Not to go full mental health moment, but a lot of people are like, look, the internet's ruined everything.

Speaker 2 Everyone's on their own algorithm and everyone's believing whatever they see online and it's fucked up.

Speaker 2 But then I think about like the 60s when like everyone was getting murdered and I'm like, didn't people think the world was ending then? Like imagine like.

Speaker 1 Right. Every generation is like this.
This is the end.

Speaker 1 This is awful.

Speaker 2 Back then, you literally could murder anyone at any time, but no one would know. Like, I know the internet's bad, but at least.

Speaker 1 Right, like there was no DNA testing.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that it was. If you got caught murdering someone in the 70s, you're a fucking loser.
Get your fucking. That's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 You had to try to get caught.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, that's why serial killers would literally have to start sending mail to the police because they'd be like, you're not even close.

Speaker 2 I'm going to help you with this one.

Speaker 1 Wait, talk about like a meaning validation and attention.

Speaker 2 It's like, okay,

Speaker 2 people, no one knows who you are, and you're like, okay,

Speaker 2 I guess I'm just going to send a little clue.

Speaker 1 Okay, so like, no one's even noticing me. So, like, I'm just, I'll just like write a nice letter.

Speaker 2 How many women do I have to chop into pieces before I get attention?

Speaker 1 That's such a funny take.

Speaker 2 Also, I watched the Zodiac Killer, which is on Netflix. They literally had a hundred moments where police stopped him, like, hey, what are you up to? And he'd be like, nothing.

Speaker 2 And they'd they'd be like sorry keep walking like so many times they could have saved hundreds of lives but the police just were like oopsie poopsie i don't know this guy looks fine like he literally murdered a girl and was walking away and they got stopped by the cops and the cops were like you're good sir yeah like keep it moving no

Speaker 1 i feel like being a police officer in the 70s was like a joke like a joke of a job they're like whatever i'll just go be a police officer nothing's really happening like you guys didn't even have dna testing no like, someone would get murdered, and they'd look around and be like, Did anyone see him?

Speaker 2 And they'd be like, No, and they're like, Well, I guess he's gone.

Speaker 1 The stereotype that, like, police officers eat donuts must have come from the 70s when they like legit were doing nothing but like taste testing donuts.

Speaker 2 And it's not their fault, they didn't have DNA testing, but like,

Speaker 2 so they were just guessing, yeah, they were guessing, or

Speaker 2 they would just every case would go cold and they would just put it in a closet.

Speaker 2 how fucking cool did you feel when dna testing came out and they were like brick get into that closet because i'm about to call some people out yeah i bet i bet oh god um so anyway so that was like my

Speaker 1 just

Speaker 1 how i felt about rage bait

Speaker 1 next thing i want to talk about i also feel like sometimes i use giggly squad as like as like um a modem to

Speaker 2 tell my mom things like a tv modem

Speaker 1 i don't know why I use the word TV.

Speaker 2 Oh, as the communication, indirect communication to Kim.

Speaker 1 Like, rather than texting my mom and being like, hey, this is like what I've been thinking about recently that, like, you're going to be like, you don't need that.

Speaker 1 I'm just, like, I just like to say it on the pod. And then, like, if she reaches out to me, that's, that's her, that's her moment.

Speaker 2 That's her journey. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Obviously, I've been like so deep in Grey's anatomy that, so, like, I'm basically a doctor.

Speaker 2 Like, I

Speaker 1 like I'm a surgeon. um

Speaker 1 it's not good for you I don't think it's no it's not no it's not it's definitely not good for my like hypochondriac you're way more hypochondria than me hypochondria 100% mitochondria powerhouse of the cell um so my new thing is that I want to go to a place in New York City where you can do a full body scan

Speaker 1 you do like a you do like a full body scan and then like if you have anything that like could potentially turn into something they can like detect it then and you can like fix it preemptively.

Speaker 2 So, who's they?

Speaker 2 Is it doctors?

Speaker 2 So, is it doctors?

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, like you go into essentially like an x-ray machine that's like more powerful.

Speaker 2 I said essentially is literally like you've been doing Grey's anatomy for too long. Essentially, essentially, you have a gandostatist gone.

Speaker 1 Essentially, I just can't stop referring to like my frontal lobe and like the frontal cortex.

Speaker 2 This is my thing.

Speaker 2 I'm so bad at going to the doctor. Can they just tell us, like, if that's such a good thing to do, why isn't everyone doing it? Like, everyone should get a full body scan.

Speaker 1 It's like a little bit expensive. And I don't think people see it as like a necessity when they're younger.
But like, that's why I want to go.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm turning 32 next week. So, like, that's why I want to go just to see if, like,

Speaker 1 oh,

Speaker 1 am I where all the other 32-year-olds are?

Speaker 2 They're like, we have bad news and good news. The bad news is

Speaker 2 that

Speaker 2 you're dying of cancer.

Speaker 1 Dead in six months.

Speaker 2 The good news and the bad news is you spent way too much money on this full body scan. But the good news is that you're dying, so you don't have to pay it.

Speaker 2 How more bad?

Speaker 1 Do you think, like, people do go in and they're like, you're, like, you have three days, so we're not even going to send you this bill?

Speaker 2 no they're sending the bill i know yeah

Speaker 2 they're sending the bill did i tell you how like my

Speaker 2 all my credit was ruined in my early 20s because when i got hit by a car at wisconsin my senior year then i graduated and i guess the hospital was like sending bills to my old wisconsin address and i just didn't know and then i went to get my first credit card at like 22 and they were like you're denied and i was like what and they're like you have the worst credit we've ever seen and i I was like, who's what?

Speaker 2 Oh, my God. And, like, that's why I don't trust mail.

Speaker 1 No, you don't trust it alone.

Speaker 2 I don't trust mail.

Speaker 2 I told you, I think it's citizen homework that I didn't sign up for.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I was talking about how I love throwing mail away.

Speaker 1 Credit score is the equivalent to Bluetooth in your head. It's like

Speaker 1 that's not a thing. No, like.

Speaker 2 To the gigglers listening,

Speaker 2 make sure your credit's good. It's very, very, very important, especially to take down the patriarchy.
And, like, I did fix my credit, but I love throwing out mail.

Speaker 2 I told you, I throw out Des Invisalign, I threw out credit cards, because like all the fake mail and the real mail looks the same, and that's not my job to decipher it.

Speaker 2 Like, it'll be like important, and it's always like a promotion, and then the same thing is, like, your birth certificate. And, like, I just think we need a different system.

Speaker 1 So, the other day,

Speaker 1 when I was getting ready for the CFDA awards, I ordered a salad and like four bites into my salad, there was like a massive long blonde hair. And I was like, my enemies are out to get me.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. Why? When it's in a salad, it's that much worse.
Like, if it's in the street, it's that much grosser. It's fine.
Fine.

Speaker 2 Whatever.

Speaker 1 When it's rolled up into your salad, it's so much more vile. You know, it's disgusting.
So I throw my salad away. I'm like, okay, this is like a dud of a salad.

Speaker 1 So the next day,

Speaker 1 yesterday, I like am working in the morning. I get home.
It's like probably like 12 in the afternoon. I fall asleep for like two hours on the couch.

Speaker 1 I wake up, I go back in the kitchen, and I see like the remnants of my salad. Like I had like the bag was still in there and like napkins and like whatever.

Speaker 1 So I'm like throwing everything away from my salad. the previous day.
I go back to the couch. Craig walks in the kitchen and he's like, where are my chips and my cookie?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh shoot, that wasn't from my salad. And he, he had ordered while I was napping a salad and he had eaten the salad and then the things that came with it were just like on the counter.

Speaker 1 So I just like threw it out because I was like doing a sweep of the kitchen and he literally walks in the living room and he's like, you can't have anything in this house or you just throw it away.

Speaker 1 Like you can't keep anything on the counter or you just like get rid of it.

Speaker 1 And true, if you come into my home, you go, do you want to move here or not?

Speaker 1 And you leave things on the counter, They will be dealt with.

Speaker 2 And they will be thrown away. With you, you're consistent.
Like, you like to have a clean household and you will clean up after yourself.

Speaker 2 When Des and I run into problems is because we'll never clean, but then the one time we do clean, we throw away each other's important things.

Speaker 2 Like once, once, the house is a mess and I'm like excited to have leftover Chinese food. And I open the fridge and there's nothing in the fridge.
And I go, where's my Chinese food?

Speaker 2 He's like, oh, I was cleaning out the fridge. I'm like, since when do you fucking clean anything?

Speaker 1 When do we clean out the fridge?

Speaker 2 And you didn't clean anything else, you just cleaned the food that I wanted. I am Des.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yes, I'm like, that small spark of joy that you're gonna feel from those chips two hours later in the trash.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, like, he brings up me throwing out his Invisalign like all the time. He'll be like, Remember when you threw out my fucking Invisalign? And I'm like, No, I throw everything away.

Speaker 1 My brother was here, like, not too long ago, and I threw him away.

Speaker 1 i tried i literally freaking tried and he like got a phone call randomly this like never happens it was so like in a movie i was like we have cell phones like write it in your phone he gets a call and he's just like oh hold on let me grab a pen like i'm like okay what are you a detective and he like grabs a pen he grabs like my fluffy pink like Ben and he's like writing on a post-it like some number.

Speaker 1 And he's like, okay, thanks. And then he like hangs up the phone and like goes about his day.

Speaker 1 Three days later, this man texts me and he goes, Hey, do you remember when I wrote a number on a post-it in your apartment a couple days ago? Any chance you have that number?

Speaker 2 I was like, buddy, that's been thrown out for days.

Speaker 1 Like, you can't just walk into my home, write random things on post-its, and think I'm keeping that for safekeeping. Like, no, I'm dumb.

Speaker 2 You're like, I'm not part of your FBI scheme. Like,

Speaker 1 don't bring me into this case. Don't bring me into the case.

Speaker 1 I am not a witness. I do not know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 My mom is so clean though. We're like, you know how I like to have like a drink that I drink throughout the day, you know? So like I'll leave the drink and immediately it's in the sink.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, mom, that is my drink for the day. Please don't put it in the sink.
And then I bring it out, it's in the sink again. And she was like, you were done.
And I'm like, but I'm refilling it.

Speaker 2 Like I'm, this is sustainable. This is environmentally friendly.
And she's like, that cup is disgusting. It hasn't been washed in two years.
And I was like, please, this is my comfort cup.

Speaker 2 But that's why I think two messy people sometimes are good together because

Speaker 2 you both don't. Like, Des will be like, can you clean that up? And I'll be like, no.
Can you clean that up? And he'll be like, no. And I'm like, touche.

Speaker 1 No, I.

Speaker 1 Touche is just like a funny thing to say. I feel like in marriage.
And she's like, you got me.

Speaker 2 Touche, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 This episode is sponsored by Nature Gina. We're obsessed with their Hydro Boost water gel because we're thirsty.
We're always thirsty for attention. Paige, what was the most thirsty you've ever been?

Speaker 1 I was captain of the cheerleading team and I up and quit.

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Speaker 2 Did you see the celebrity breakup?

Speaker 2 Which one? Channing Tatum.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 1 you know, I didn't. I literally...

Speaker 1 Had to film something yesterday morning and I got home and I literally, I felt like I went into a coma for four hours and I woke up and Craig was saying, saying, Oh my god, Channing Tatum and Zoe, what's it?

Speaker 1 No, yeah, Zoe broke up. What any details?

Speaker 2 So three years together. I think they were engaged.
I could have made that up.

Speaker 1 You might have made that up.

Speaker 2 I might have made that up. But

Speaker 2 look, I like them together.

Speaker 2 Let's normalize people breaking up all the time. And I'm happy they were happy during the time.
But also, we don't know shit about their relationship.

Speaker 1 So.

Speaker 1 No, but can I surmise? yes i'm just gonna put like yes can i can i just make things up for a minute on what i think you know when i said when i thought in my head oh they're done they're done

Speaker 1 what he posted an instagram a couple weeks ago about her directing the most recent film that came out that he starred in yes

Speaker 1 And the caption was very nice, and it was of her sleeping on the couch, and it was how proud he was of her, and how much work she like put into this movie. And in my little brain, I thought, hmm,

Speaker 2 something's going on here.

Speaker 2 Something's going on. I remember you sending that to me and being like, why did this give me the ick? And it was long.
It was paragraphs.

Speaker 1 And part of me thinks that, like,

Speaker 1 and this is all made up for my own brain. Let me just preface that none of this is real.

Speaker 2 This is not even alleged. This is wrong.

Speaker 1 What I'm about to say is wrong.

Speaker 1 Part of me thinks that I'm just going to say it. He might be at like the down slope of his career.
I would say his peak was Magic Mike.

Speaker 1 Now he could turn it around. He could go be in other things.
I think people did love him in the movie She Directed,

Speaker 1 the like thriller movie that just came out, Blink Twice.

Speaker 1 I have a theory that he's a little bit on the downslope of his acting career and she is on the uphill of her directing career. And part of me thinks that she

Speaker 1 was like, you're too much in my shit. Like you're hanging on to me a little bit too much career wise.

Speaker 1 And like you're praising me because you want me to like either put you in these movies or like take you with me. And I can't take you with me on my directing career.

Speaker 1 And so now you're like, so obsessed with me, and you're like all up in my shit, and you're posting these weird Instagrams that we would have never posted.

Speaker 1 Like, we're a very private couple, and all of a sudden, you're just like, I'm obsessed with her. And I feel like she's kind of like, buzz off for a minute.
This is my moment.

Speaker 1 And you're making it all about you.

Speaker 1 But, like, trying to convince people you're making it about me, but like, it's not about me.

Speaker 2 Wow, that was fucking, that was deep.

Speaker 1 That was diabolical. And again, wrong.

Speaker 2 Wrong. Well, I'm, can I surmise something?

Speaker 1 I would love it.

Speaker 2 I think they worked on Blink Twice together. And this is like kind of like yours, but a little different.

Speaker 2 Again, a lie. A lie.
But it's hard to work with your significant other. And I think they saw sides of each other that...

Speaker 2 like created tension and there was pressure and there's money involved and there's performance and i think they they've been broken up and they waited till after blink twice was out 100%.

Speaker 2 Because, and then just announce it. They didn't just break up right now.

Speaker 1 I feel like she's like directing the movie, and like in the midst of filming in her head, she was like, I'm done with this guy. Once this is over, I'm fucking out.
This guy is so annoying.

Speaker 2 And I love Channing Datum.

Speaker 2 You do.

Speaker 1 You love Channing. But I'm going to be honest, I love

Speaker 1 Zoe Kravitz.

Speaker 2 There's something about her.

Speaker 1 Like, she gives a lot of interviews, interviews, and I just love when someone loves what they do. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Like, there's just something about it when someone's like so passionate about like loving something that like makes me happy. I'm like, I wish I could love anything the way you love that.

Speaker 2 She's also a Nepo baby that no one gets mad at because we're like, yeah, she's gorgeous. She comes from two extremely.
talented parents. She's supposed to be a celebrity.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, and I just think she is a really good actress.
And so like every interview she does, she talks about how, like, her hobby is movies.

Speaker 1 Like, her hobby is to like sit in a dark room all day and like watch a ton of movies. You love that.
And I love that. I just like love that.

Speaker 2 Stop pretending we're doing like ice baths and shit. We just want to lay down and watch movies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like she has like every movie in her house. She like can reference every movie.
And I just like love when people love their thing.

Speaker 2 I just thought of a movie that of Nicole Kidman's next role, which, by the way, Nicole Kidman has not taken a nap in seven

Speaker 2 thousand years. Every day, there's a new movie coming out with her in it.
People are going nuts about this baby girl movie.

Speaker 1 I'm literally watching a show right now, and she's like the FBI agent in it. I'm like, do you take a break ever, bitch?

Speaker 2 I want her to do a movie that's like

Speaker 2 playing a Gwyneth Paltrow type of a woman who's like goop,

Speaker 2 who

Speaker 2 is the wellness guru, but secretly she's kind of like legally blonde. Yes,

Speaker 1 Hannah. Should we produce it? Should we just write it?

Speaker 2 Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 And it's like she's kind of forming a cult, but then she's like doing, she's smoking sicks. But so it's like, basically, if Gwen Stefan, Gwen Stefan, Gwendeth Paltrow was, was Gwen Stefan.

Speaker 2 If Gwyneth Paltrow

Speaker 2 just rotting on the couch all day and smoky weed and just a fucking mess, but then like she gets enough

Speaker 1 like it's a movie about how everyone is just a persona. Yes.
And like a character of themselves.

Speaker 2 I mean Legally Blonde, the moment when she was like, I was getting liposuction, that was so iconic and needed to be looked into more. And like I want a whole separate movie on that woman's life.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 And also it's

Speaker 2 it holds to this day so many fitness influencers are doing cocaine on the weekends and have BBLs.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 2 You're so right.

Speaker 2 You're so right.

Speaker 1 We need this. Period.
Period.

Speaker 2 Okay, we're going to make that movie.

Speaker 1 One thing I did want to say that I saw over the weekend that I just

Speaker 1 looked at it and I said, iconic behavior, and I'm happy.

Speaker 1 Kim Kardashian

Speaker 1 making the new movie Wicked, Kim Kardashian making Wicked give her the movie because she's like North wants to see it early and I'm doing a viewing at my home for all of my nieces and nephews.

Speaker 1 Iconic behavior.

Speaker 1 I just, I loved it.

Speaker 2 What'd you say? It's giving Miranda Priestley, give me the Harry Potter book.

Speaker 1 I love when rich people do rich people things

Speaker 1 and like are unforgiving, like unapologetic about it. Like, yeah, the movie doesn't come out for a couple weeks.

Speaker 1 Kim Kardashian's already seen it in her own home in her sweatpants because she freaking wanted to. And I just, I love behavior like that.
It makes me giddy.

Speaker 2 I love that too. Let's stop pretending to be relatable.
No. When you're not.

Speaker 1 I don't want Kim Kardashian to be relatable to me. I want to look at her and be like, that gives you a motivation.

Speaker 1 I want my children to see The Last Harry Potter before everybody else sees it. You know, like, that's why I'm on tour.

Speaker 2 They did post and they promoted the fuck out of it. So I think everyone was happy.
But yeah, I love how you're.

Speaker 1 It was a win-win. It was a win-win.
I will say, actually, Cynthia, Cynthia Arrivo, who's in Wicked, hosted the CFDA. Oh.

Speaker 1 There's something about a British woman hosting an American award ceremony that I just loved because a lot of people got up there and bashed the French. Just all of the French.
Really?

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 then some, I forget who it was. Someone then got up to accept an award and she was like, well, I'm French.

Speaker 1 Someone was like, we went to Paris Fashion Week and the French never saw us coming. I was like, okay, guys, get over it.

Speaker 2 They have their own war going on with France. I do have to say, in terms of movies,

Speaker 2 I've been watching shit.

Speaker 1 I feel like you're not a movie person.

Speaker 2 I watched Woman of the Hour. with Anna Kendrick on Netflix.

Speaker 1 Women of the Hour.

Speaker 2 Woman of the Hour. It's based on a true story about a serial killer who got on a dating show.

Speaker 1 I saw it, I watched it.

Speaker 2 Yeah. What did you think? Anna Kendrick directed it.

Speaker 1 I really like her.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Anna Kendrick. I feel like I've always really enjoyed her movies.

Speaker 1 I thought it was really good and creepy, and I liked that it was based on a true story. And this just goes to show that reality TV does not do background checks.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Also, if anything, they're like, would he murder someone? Perfect.

Speaker 1 Put him in. Perfect.
Cast him.

Speaker 2 Perfect. Does he have multiple personality disorders? Great.
Let's do this.

Speaker 1 Did he fail the psycho valve? Make him the star.

Speaker 2 Yeah, they make you do a psych of valve just to make sure you're crazy enough. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 But Woman on the Hour, it's, it's, was interesting because it's a female's perspective on a male serial killer.

Speaker 2 And it really focuses on the girls and their fear and their experience of this creepy guy instead of making making it like um the serial killer is this like kind of like interesting misunderstood superhero instead it was just like the crazy dude that's following you home

Speaker 2 i

Speaker 1 not to get like so deep into like serial killers but like i am interested are there no female serial killers or are they just not getting caught

Speaker 2 Great question. So it's just there's a lot fewer female serial killers than male serial killers.
Same with like school shooters. Same with just like violence in general.

Speaker 1 Are there a lot fewer female serial killers or are they just legit not getting caught?

Speaker 2 No, I think men just like love violence.

Speaker 1 True, true. They're like more predisposed to it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like I'll emotionally terrorize someone and get revenge, but I'm not going to like strangle them and stab them to death. However, Ew.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I've been watching too many murder documentaries. Ell.
Can you you not? Not my face.

Speaker 2 There's actually,

Speaker 2 it's called Am I a Monster? Oh, what's it called? She's a female serial killer on.

Speaker 2 Is it on Max? Am I a Monster?

Speaker 1 Because I feel like any female serial killer, like

Speaker 1 our generation, is just like...

Speaker 1 Yeah, she killed some men. And like, as she shows.
As she shows.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the thing. If the men are abusive, what do you want her to do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like female serial killers are really just vigilantes.

Speaker 2 It's called I'm Not a Monster, The Lois Reese Murders.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 so basically

Speaker 2 she

Speaker 2 ends up killing her husband and goes on the run.

Speaker 2 And I'm kind of like leaning towards, I was like, look, he probably pissed her off. Yeah, like, what'd he do? Like, what did he do to deserve that?

Speaker 2 And then, but then she's on the run and she meets some woman at a random bar and kills her.

Speaker 2 So then I'm like, okay. You can't kill the girls.
You can't kill the girls. That's not girl code.

Speaker 2 So then she gets caught and she's in jail and they're talking to her and she's basically like, I don't really remember what happened, but she has rampant mental health problems in her family.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like it's schizophrenia. Her mom was submitted.
So it's like, that's schizophrenia. And

Speaker 2 she didn't,

Speaker 2 it's complicated. She didn't mean to.
She didn't know. But speaking of what women do, Elizabeth Finch, everyone's talking about anatomy of lies on Peacock, which is about your Grey's Anatomy.

Speaker 2 She was the head writer. Have you watched it yet? No, you haven't.

Speaker 1 I haven't because I'm scared that I'm going to watch it and be like,

Speaker 1 I don't want to watch Grey's Anatomy anymore. And I feel like I'm at such a good part of Grey's Anatomy.

Speaker 2 Wait till you finish Grey's Anatomy to watch it. But it's basically just,

Speaker 2 you know, there's people in your life that you're like, wow, all this crazy stuff keeps happening like it's like that chaotic friend where every day she's like oh my god like my my cousin got hit by a car and then like i right like if someone came to you and was like this girl that you know that you always thought was crazy she is in fact crazy you'd be like uh yeah i could have called that what's crazy about this situation is she would hear other people's traumatizing stories and then like take them as her own so someone would be like oh, I was, you know.

Speaker 1 You know, I feel like I've met a lot of people like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I've met a lot of women who I'm like,

Speaker 1 did you just like retell me a story or like, did that actually happen?

Speaker 2 Well, it's kind of like they realize that they get attention by stealing someone's trauma because they see someone who's going through trauma and how much positive attention they get.

Speaker 2 So they'll be like, oh, this happened to me. Especially in the public eye when people are like,

Speaker 1 like when you're a little kid and you like want to make yourself cry harder yes it's like that mental where you're like and then you kind of realize like that's crazy yeah and also like you're hurting the people around you're traumatizing people around you when you walk in and tell everyone you have cancer yeah and you don't

Speaker 1 but like yeah it's a it's like people who lied about like being involved in 9-11 she lied about like being involved in a shooting and she the most i can relate to that is like wanting to have a retainer when everyone had a retainer and like putting like a fruit roll up on the roof of my mouth and being like I have a retainer.

Speaker 1 It's like no you don't bitch. No, you don't

Speaker 1 stop stealing my trauma.

Speaker 2 But it is the like being obsessed with being the victim and then being like, this is the only way people will like me or give me attention if I have a horrible thing.

Speaker 2 Where it's funny because I love attention more than anyone. I hate attention where I feel like I'm upsetting people around me.

Speaker 2 Like when something bad happens, when I get hit by a car, I was like, I can't tell my mom.

Speaker 2 It'll ruin her day. I can't tell her.

Speaker 1 I, okay, see, I have a similar thing, but in like a different way. I don't think about hurting the people around me.
I think more about, I don't like the feeling when people feel bad for me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So like I don't like being

Speaker 1 the victim because I just don't want people's like pity. Like, oh, you think you're better than me? You feel bad for me? Like, fuck you.
Like, I don't like that.

Speaker 2 That's both of our own individual issues coming up our own individual mental health issues yeah yeah so that was craziness

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Speaker 2 A type of yoga. It's basically the guy who started it claimed that it was this like ancient practice and he got all these hippies to start doing it and he created all these businesses.

Speaker 2 He created Yogi Tea.

Speaker 2 Okay. Like he's he's like a multi-millionaire.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then this woman who actually they're finding out didn't really know him but like says that she did and that he like basically gave her his powers or whatever.

Speaker 2 started her own kind of entrepreneurial thing and it's and I find out that one of my friends from college was in it

Speaker 2 stop because I'm watching it and it's showing one of my friends dancing in one of their like seances and I message my friend and she's like yeah and I'm like do you have any information and she was like it's like every thoughts she was like it's like every cult it was good when it started to the pod yeah she basically was like it was good in the beginning like it always is good in the beginning I'm kind of so mad that no one I went to high school with is like in a cult or like selling weird hair care.

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Speaker 1 So like I can't even think of people to be like, they would have been in a cult.

Speaker 1 I have to to like wait until I'm in the same room as Stephanie to like go down the line of people in high school to be like, what are they doing now?

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Speaker 1 Wait, who is that again?

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Speaker 2 Let me give you the tea. So actually their song is blowing up right now because of the Menendez show because they play a milli-vanilli song throughout it.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Speaker 2 they start like throwing parties and they start to get a little momentum, but they're broke.

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Speaker 2 and apparently the guys were like

Speaker 2 what like we want to sing it but then other people say that they were like okay fine whatever like we'll lip sync it which like is valid valid, whatever. They were getting paid.

Speaker 2 But they also like they had thick accents and they were singing like English songs. Yeah.
Yeah. So

Speaker 2 the song fucking blows up like huge

Speaker 2 and they make more music and they kind of get do they ever say who the real singers were or no? They're interviewing the real singers, but the real singers are being told like you cannot say anything.

Speaker 2 But they're what they did is they the producers tried to not tell tell people what was going on. Like, at first, they would lie and be like, oh, yeah, Millie Vanilli is coming later.

Speaker 2 So people didn't know.

Speaker 2 And then they get signed to a huge record company who claims they didn't know. But then also, look, looking back at it,

Speaker 2 some of the people who sing nowadays, look,

Speaker 2 there's so much technology on the voice, like, they're not even really singing. Like, I wasn't that offended by it.

Speaker 1 When I go to a concert,

Speaker 1 like, if you're singing with the vocal track, I would never be mad at you.

Speaker 2 No, and it's like, so, and these guys are gorgeous, they're amazing dancers, and they're lip-syncing. And,

Speaker 2 but, and you know what? It was fine, but this is the problem. One of their managers decides to submit them for a Grammy.

Speaker 2 And everyone starts freaking out mad at him. And he's like, why are people mad at me? Like, I think that they had an incredible year and they should be like best new artists for the Grammys.

Speaker 2 But they win the fucking Grammy

Speaker 2 and then they go to like superstardom

Speaker 2 and then

Speaker 2 they start basically telling the producer like we want to sing. Let us sing.
And then they start blackmailing the producer being like, We're not gonna go do this unless you give us like this money.

Speaker 2 Cause the music industry is fucked up. Like they're not getting paid a lot, even though they're making millions and millions of dollars for people.
So then the producer goes, you know what?

Speaker 2 I created a monster. Fuck you.

Speaker 2 Goes Goes on

Speaker 2 and does a press meeting.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And basically says, these guys have been lip-syncing.

Speaker 2 And everyone hates Millie Vanilli.

Speaker 2 They get in huge trouble.

Speaker 2 I don't trust anyone. No one's mad at the producer who created this whole thing.
Millie Vanilli, one of them dies of a drug overdose because he's

Speaker 2 I know, but it ends so beautifully because the guy who lived

Speaker 2 like actually is a really good singer and he like continued to make music for himself and now it shows him like singing the Milli Vanilli songs in his own voice and it's really good and it's like a beautiful full circle moment but they were like literally the biggest

Speaker 2 like embarrassment joke of the early 90s.

Speaker 1 Wait, that makes me so sad for them.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but if they hadn't won the Grammy, they might have been doing it for a long time. But again, there's so many pop stars that don't actually sing.

Speaker 2 But I guess they were like the first. I mean, auto-tune?

Speaker 1 Wait, that actually brings a good segue because I wonder how you feel about this. Did you see Charlie XCX

Speaker 1 like yelling at the LA crowd when she was performing that they weren't like hype enough and like singing along with her?

Speaker 2 Are you talking about Chad Bullrone or Charlie XCX?

Speaker 1 Charlie XCX. No.
She like did it. She did a concert in LA and she's like performing and and like the people on the floor like in like oh the general admission like on the floor

Speaker 1 She was like come on guys like are you kidding like I don't think they were like singing along or like dancing as much as she wanted and like part of me

Speaker 1 Part of me like I get it like if I'm her and the crowd is like not hyped I'm upset, but like as myself, like I would just like eat that and like take a beta blocker later.

Speaker 1 Like I don't think I would be able to say anything to the crowd.

Speaker 2 Well, Chapel Roan yelled at the VIP section. Do you remember? She was like, VIP, you guys suck.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 1 I mean, Charlie XCX is a millennial, but like.

Speaker 2 Are you trying to come for Gen Z's again?

Speaker 1 No, I guess that is just like Gen Z is a lot better at like calling things out, I think, in the moment where like other generations are like, let us like ruminate on this.

Speaker 2 I feel like I know the point you're trying to make.

Speaker 1 I'm not even trying to make a point. It's more just, like, I don't know what I would do in that situation because, like, I am not a pop star.

Speaker 2 First and foremost, we've never made a point on this pod.

Speaker 1 Never. No, no points.

Speaker 2 No points have been, ever been made.

Speaker 1 That's like straw's fault.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not making points. No.

Speaker 1 When anyone says you can get it back with points, I'm like, I don't know what I mean.

Speaker 2 Well, it's equivalent to. comedians.
So when you're a comic and the crowd's not great, there's two ways you can go about it. You can be like, take it internally and be like, I have to be better.

Speaker 2 It's my job to make them laugh. Or you can blame them and be like, you guys fucking suck.
And sometimes, yes, sometimes the crowd, it's a weird night. The vibe is off.

Speaker 2 Like, crowds are always different.

Speaker 1 Right. Like,

Speaker 1 we've definitely done giggly squad lives where we've been like, that crowd was so crazy and they were loved every minute. And then like, oh, that crowd was a little tame.
Yeah, they were tired.

Speaker 1 Or like.

Speaker 2 Some comics will straight up be be like yelling at the audience like fuck you guys That was a funny joke and like your job is to make them laugh and also just know okay sometimes the crowd isn't as good, but like this is part of the job.

Speaker 1 See I would be as a

Speaker 1 I would I put myself in the situation of like as someone who bought a ticket to see this

Speaker 1 if a comedian said, okay, guys, fuck you, like you didn't think that's funny, I rather that than be at a concert and the performer be like, are you guys fucking kidding? Get up and dance

Speaker 1 because

Speaker 1 who I am, I'm not getting up and dancing anyway. Like, I came to watch you dance.

Speaker 2 I don't want to perform it.

Speaker 1 I don't want to perform it. That's why I bought a ticket to watch you perform it.

Speaker 2 But you know what? Part of her job is to get the crowd hyped, and maybe like that was her strategy to be like, What the fuck are you guys doing? Like, get the fuck up. Let's fucking go.

Speaker 2 Also, she's probably fucking tired.

Speaker 1 Tired. Like, she's tired.

Speaker 2 This is the problem on tour. Once you get so tired and you say one loose thing that goes on TikTok when like you've just, you're three hours into a show or whatever these people do on these tours.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or like she just snapped.
Like she's been on tour. She's tired.
She's just,

Speaker 1 you guys are annoying me.

Speaker 2 She's being a brat. She's being a bad.
She's being a brat. And like we came.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 I don't want to be mad at her. I don't want to pay money to be.
yelled at to do stuff.

Speaker 2 But also I think she was just trying to like get the energy and she probably had some frustration, and that's how she showed it.

Speaker 2 But we just want to let people know for the Giggly Squad shows, you have no responsibilities, you can go to sleep, zero, none, you have zero, I would never, you can eat, you can leave, you can literally never

Speaker 2 cry, yeah.

Speaker 1 Um, we're just all out here trying to survive, and I think we should just remember that at the end of the day, everyone is literally

Speaker 1 just out here trying to survive, and

Speaker 1 and you did your best for today, and that's all you can ask for.

Speaker 2 Speaking of shows, we do have some tickets left in San Antonio, Grand Prairie, Texas, Orlando, Florida, Mashantucket, Connecticut, Cleveland, Mashantucket, Mashantucket, the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

Speaker 2 That's going to be crazy. It's like 4,000 people.

Speaker 2 Cleveland, Ohio. We added a second show and we got to move some more tickets.
Let's get the fuck up, Cleveland, Ohio.

Speaker 2 And we have a couple tickets left for the Second Radio City show and a little bit left in Windsor, Ontario, because we're international.

Speaker 2 Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 Yes, we are. We're quite cool, Chud.

Speaker 2 Any other notes?

Speaker 1 I think that was it.

Speaker 2 I think that was all I had.

Speaker 2 Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much, and we'll talk to you later.
Bye.

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