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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 Hello my grateful gigglers. It's another beautiful week.
Can I say something controversial?

Speaker 1 I was just gonna say you're speaking.

Speaker 1 I was gonna say why you're speaking so calm because it's a Sunday morning, but we got right into monday energy

Speaker 2 i hate when like these like rich life coaches are like practice gratitude and it's like yeah you're like in the hills in la and like you have eight people who work for you for your home just to upkeep your home hate a life coach

Speaker 2 hate a life coach We do have some giggler life coaches. Well, because we've come for life coaches before.
Well, like one of them messaged me. It was like,

Speaker 2 don't come for my art. But you know what? We have to stand for something.
No,

Speaker 1 I'm so proud of them for standing for literally anything.

Speaker 1 If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. I don't know why that slogan is like burnt in my brain from like middle school.

Speaker 1 To me, it's

Speaker 1 then go be a therapist.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, they don't want to go to school to be a therapist, but then also like, this is my thing. Call your recruiter.

Speaker 1 Call your

Speaker 1 NHR.

Speaker 2 See, I consider myself a life coach, but I don't go around saying it. It's just my friend calls me.
I'm going to give her advice from someone who didn't go to school.

Speaker 1 You don't have, you don't have business cards. You're not, this isn't, it's not a, it's a bit.

Speaker 2 But there's two types of life coaches. The ones who like

Speaker 2 say all these lies like I made three million dollars last month and they're like living in their mom's basement and they're like This is what you have to do, and buy this subscription service.

Speaker 2 And then there's the life coaches who are like really successful,

Speaker 2 but like did something illegal.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's a personal assistant. Like, if you're calling yourself a life coach and you're just coming in and like getting me organized, you're an assistant.

Speaker 2 You work for me,

Speaker 2 but also, like, how are you going to hire life coach? That's the most general shit ever. Like, oh, I help people with life.
What?

Speaker 1 If that was true every it's like any drug that comes out or any like miracle cream if that was true everyone would have one

Speaker 2 speaking about um

Speaker 2 speaking about miracle drugs ozimpic

Speaker 2 i

Speaker 2 you asked me you said how are you back in the city and i said i feel rejuvenated i feel excited i feel grateful and i did did my hip-hop yoga yesterday.

Speaker 2 So like, I'm sorry. Y7 yoga, shout out.
You guys are my everything. It's yoga for girls with ADHD, self-diagnosed.

Speaker 1 Wait, now that you're back in the city, should we start like working out together?

Speaker 2 Can I take you to Y7? I would love to. It's dark, so like you could literally sleep the whole time.
No one knows.

Speaker 1 I enjoy hot yoga, but now with my episodes, I'm wondering if I can handle hot yoga because I've passed out in hot yoga. many a hot yoga.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I've passed out for last.

Speaker 2 I'll pass out with just a brisk breeze.

Speaker 2 I'll pass out because I forgot to have breakfast.

Speaker 1 I'll pass out if it's just bored and we need some drama. I mean, don't tempt me with the good time.

Speaker 2 I'll pass out to get out of a conversation.

Speaker 2 I'll best out to get out of a FaceTime call that I'm going to say.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 my hands are tingly. Got to go.

Speaker 2 So I know I go on yoga. I'm feeling myself.
And I'm walking home. And, like, mind you, I live right by a Trader Joe's.

Speaker 2 And the girls would be so disappointed in me. I never go.
But I love bragging. Like, yeah, I'm right by Trader Joe's.
Everyone's like, yeah. And I'm like, little day, no, I never go.

Speaker 1 I go, you're different you're literally kim kardashian i love my pool i've never been in my pool

Speaker 2 they love me

Speaker 1 you never use

Speaker 2 so so we go to so i go into trader joe's and i'm like feeling myself suddenly i feel like i'm a new person i'm like she yes

Speaker 2 vegan dumplings like i was

Speaker 2 I was loving it. I was judging other people.
I was like, oh, I'm a milk. Interesting.
Not good for you. I was just

Speaker 2 going up and down rows. But then I couldn't find the one thing I was excited for, which was cottage cheese.

Speaker 2 So I go, but you know what? I'm very bad at finding things. So I go, and I'm not afraid to ask for help.

Speaker 2 And that's one thing about me, you should remember.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not afraid. Yeah, I'm not afraid to ask for help in some type of store.

Speaker 2 Well, I am asking for directions. I'm asking for recommendations.
I'm asking because one thing I know is I don't know. Yeah.
So I go up to one guy and he's like, oh, it's in the cheese section.

Speaker 2 I was like, pretty sure I looked at the cheese section, but it's fine. I'll go again.
I've missed that before. I've missed that before.

Speaker 2 I've missed.

Speaker 2 I don't have a life coach. Okay.

Speaker 1 Things are popping off over here.

Speaker 2 So I go there. There's no, the cheese sections, they don't have it.
So then I ask them to buy the cheese section. I said, hey.
cottage cheese.

Speaker 2 And they go, oh, it's by the cream cheese like dairy section up front. I go, valid, totally valid.
I was there before, but I didn't see it. But you know what? I don't have a life coach.

Speaker 2 so I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 I trust you, not me.

Speaker 2 I never trusted myself for a second. Yeah, go to the front, and now I think I'm getting gaslit.
Yeah. Because there's nothing, and I'm staring at it like a dumb dumb.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm like going through every, I'm like, it's easy to miss. They're all white.
Maybe I'm missing it. Finally, I ask one more guy.
This is three people in a small Trader Joe's.

Speaker 2 And the guy goes, oh,

Speaker 2 we're out of stock of cottage cheese. Of all brands?

Speaker 2 Does trader joe's only sell trader joe's they have their like own trader joe's brand but like

Speaker 2 cottage cheese is like

Speaker 2 the glue that holds trader joe's together

Speaker 2 trader joe's or hander burner

Speaker 2 both

Speaker 2 so when did this cottage cheese kick start because it's been going so i freak out i didn't go karen i kept it to myself but i start posting online. I said, my Trader Joe's.
You took to the internet?

Speaker 2 I went to the internet. I didn't cry, but I was close.
I said, my Trader Joe's is out of stock of cottage cheese. The apocalypse is coming, girls.
Just warning you.

Speaker 2 Keep an eye out.

Speaker 2 Someone responds, my Trader Joe's is out of cottage cheese, too. So then I'm getting upset.
Then I get a DM this morning. Someone says, hey, everyone's on Ozempic and they need protein.

Speaker 2 So they're all eating cottage cheese. So this girl my DMs is blaming the Ozempic girls.

Speaker 1 Oh no.

Speaker 2 Because remember that girl was obsessed with like taking a carrot and just having cottage cheese for dinner.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Which is, you know, not enough calories

Speaker 2 for dinner. So there's a problem in these streets.
And like, I don't want to freak people out because I think there are more important things going on in the world. But this

Speaker 2 is a problem.

Speaker 1 This is, they're now directly coming for you. The Ozempic girlies are coming coming for your brand.

Speaker 2 And I'm fine. You guys floating around in the wind.
No, literally floating. Don't come for my first school.

Speaker 1 They're in the wind and they're gone.

Speaker 2 Because let's be honest, you're not even enjoying it like I do.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You don't even like it like that.

Speaker 1 They have no taste buds.

Speaker 2 You have no taste buds.

Speaker 2 You don't have no pleasure from eating food. And you're taking it away from me.
So there's a war happening on Gloria Side right now.

Speaker 1 So that's how New York City welcomed you home. They said, watch this, bitch.

Speaker 1 You want to get re-angry?

Speaker 2 And then I colette, and I'm like, he's not going to understand.

Speaker 2 I'm going to keep it for giggling squad. He's like, how's your day? I was like, good.

Speaker 2 Great day. Good morning.

Speaker 2 How are you? Because you've been

Speaker 1 socializing. I've been socializing.

Speaker 2 But you're not just socializing. You're socializing in like couture.
Like, you're socializing in tight dresses with

Speaker 2 makes it that much worse.

Speaker 1 I just want to say how real the gigglers are and how like now when people are like what are you like laughing about on your phone? I'm like, oh

Speaker 1 like my friend, like my friend said something funny, but like it's a giggler. So like I don't actually know them.
So people will be like, oh, what'd they say?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, it's this is too layered right now.

Speaker 2 I was about to say, the layers are so layered. It's like an onion.
I can't. Where do we even begin with this inside you?

Speaker 1 Where do I start? I'm like, I don't know. This random girl that I don't know just DM'd me something really funny, and now I'm gonna respond, but like, it's you wouldn't get it.

Speaker 1 So it sounds like I'm lying right now to get out of this conversation. And partly I am, but also

Speaker 2 you won't get it.

Speaker 1 So I literally am like posting pictures of my dress. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 In 0.2 seconds, I had every giggler that's ever listened to Giggly Squad say, that's so funny, Paige, paige because you don't dance at weddings and now you love this detachable skirt for dancing so everyone just called me out and like

Speaker 2 they keep you so fucking honest

Speaker 2 and i love that i love that they call out the hypocrisy and it keeps us grounded wait no i and then craig was like what are you talking about you love to dance at weddings and i'm just like

Speaker 1 that's such a dude thing to say i'm like i fear that you don't know me.

Speaker 2 You know, I because guys in their head are just like, that's my girlfriend. She dances at weddings with me.
And that's what girls dance at weddings.

Speaker 1 You love shout.

Speaker 2 You love when shout comes on at a wedding. The second shout comes on, I'm in the bathroom shitting myself.

Speaker 1 No, I hate shout at a wedding.

Speaker 2 My favorite part of the wedding is when I can like go to the bathroom and start to do the like side comments. Like when people are coming in, like, ooh, feet are hurting, right?

Speaker 2 I try to get, I try to be the mood down a little. I'm like, everyone, calm down.

Speaker 2 I'm like, ooh,

Speaker 1 a lot of happy tears. Let's reel it in.

Speaker 2 We'll go after that page. Fish steak.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. No, but

Speaker 1 we went to Craig's Brothers' wedding this weekend, which was like at the most gorgeous venue in the world, but it started.

Speaker 2 Water.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It literally looked like where they filmed the notebook, like in that swan, like rowboat scene.

Speaker 1 Like, it was so pretty um but it rained like a little bit during the ceremony which actually like looked so cool as she walked down the aisle because there was like

Speaker 2 category four

Speaker 2 videos but like

Speaker 2 a beyonce video yeah it made her by the way should we thank beyonce just

Speaker 1 for what in general just in general just in case I'm not ready to because I'm still on the side of TikTok where she's a murderer and i know but they're saying you have to thank beyonce or

Speaker 1 she kills you yeah oh

Speaker 1 thank you beyonce you know what no i'm not a i'm not no

Speaker 2 no

Speaker 1 i don't succumb to peer pressure and i certainly don't

Speaker 2 grateful for anything

Speaker 1 no and i'm so if you want to kill me come try

Speaker 2 i'd like to see you try i interrupted you so there's a category four hurricane, but Paige's, I mean, Paige's, Craig's brother's future wife is looking stunning. She's battling the winds.

Speaker 1 Like as she's walking down, it looks like we hired like wind people because her veil just looked insane. I'm soaking wet.
So my dress got all wrinkly.

Speaker 1 So then the gigglers are also like, sick dress, but also, do you own an iron? And so I literally tried to DM everyone back and I was like, it started fucking raining.

Speaker 1 So anyway, I did dance for two songs because Craig literally.

Speaker 2 Does he like dancing at weddings? Loves it. Loves it.
Loves it.

Speaker 1 Loves it.

Speaker 1 To one point, his 90-year-old grandfather came and sat next to me because he felt bad for me because I was sitting by myself.

Speaker 2 Wait, I'm obsessed. I do love old people at weddings.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 1 and he was like, I can't believe Craig is on the dance floor and you're sitting here. And I was like, honestly, it's better.

Speaker 2 I like to let him you know I'm like one express me grandpa is I love to be alone um this is what grandpa doesn't understand you're there for the photo and you got the photo I think you got the shot immediately hours ago I got the shot hours ago I'm literally a lamp

Speaker 2 There's no better release once you've known you've gotten the photo and you're like, someone could fucking like tear my arm off. And I'm like, it's a great night.

Speaker 1 No, there is no relief. It's like getting into college.

Speaker 2 You're like, oh, phew.

Speaker 1 Like, you don't have to think about that for the rest of the day.

Speaker 2 But when you haven't gotten the shot, everyone who talks to you, you're like distracted.

Speaker 2 You're like, my hair is falling by the second.

Speaker 1 This conversation is obsolete because I haven't gotten the shot and now my bangs are stuck to my forehead.

Speaker 2 I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 The person I am at the beginning and end of the wedding are two different people, Especially because I just started using primer and setting spray like yesterday.

Speaker 2 And I'd be like, why is all my wake-up gone?

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. It's also interesting to go.

Speaker 1 Well, like, Craig's brother is, I think, actually my age, maybe a year younger than me, but his wife is younger. So, like, everyone's like a little bit younger than me.

Speaker 1 And I, you know, have been going through my episodes. So I haven't I didn't drink at all because I'm just like not trying to drink drink right now and like extra fuck myself up.

Speaker 2 What do you tell people when you have to, they think you're pregnant?

Speaker 1 No one asks me.

Speaker 2 No one tried to take one shot with you.

Speaker 2 Not one person.

Speaker 1 Wait, Hannah, that's so funny you bring that up because every like event we go to, sometimes Craig will be like, oh, I hope like no one gets like upset. They're like, I'm not drinking.

Speaker 1 And I'm always like, who the fuck would get upset if someone's not drinking i'm so the craig because everyone comes up to me trying to get me fucked up all the time where i feel like people respect you no people respect you i don't know because now i'm thinking about it like does no one think i'm fun and like want me to be involved because i'm like never met pam

Speaker 1 i'm like how does it never come up in conversation that people are like oh you're not drinking to me like

Speaker 1 no like literally no one bothers me i feel like about it

Speaker 1 Maybe they've heard about my episodes and they're like, better not.

Speaker 2 The old man was like, Do you want an Advil? You're like, do you want a beta blocker? Let's get fucked up.

Speaker 2 You're snorting beta blockers with his grandpa in the back.

Speaker 1 No, literally, I was nervous that I didn't have any beta blockers because I was like, oh my God, imagine I make this wedding about me and I just have a full panic attack in the middle of the ceremony.

Speaker 1 And a lot of people were offering me Xanax and I was like, wow, my life has changed so much. I feel so.

Speaker 2 Wait, that's how they were greeting you they were like

Speaker 2 there's my gift

Speaker 1 i'm like i have generic xanax i have mexican xanax in case paige needs it i'm like i'm okay jesus

Speaker 1 and then i like forget people listen to the podcast i know

Speaker 2 people kept texting me going is paige okay and i was like What?

Speaker 1 She's fine. She gets watered twice a day.

Speaker 2 I'm like, did something happen today that I didn't know about? And then I'm like, oh, they mean from two, that was two weeks ago. Get over it.

Speaker 1 No, sometimes people will say something to me and I'll be like, who told you that?

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, oh, I did.

Speaker 2 Or people will be like, I'll look again. They'll be like, oh my God, sorry, I listened to the pod.

Speaker 2 I'm like, no, we literally force feed this pod down all your throats and then we act weird when people know things about us.

Speaker 1 No, sometimes people will say things about you and like for a split second, I'll be like, are you friends with Hannah? Like, she didn't tell me that she had a friend, that you were her friend.

Speaker 1 I get like an I get like mad. I'm like, How did Ham Hannah told you that? Like, I thought she only told me that.

Speaker 2 My favorite is people will tag us and they're like trying on outfits for the show, and I'll respond sometimes and I'll be like, You look so good, and they'll respond and be like, Do but do you think Paige would like it?

Speaker 2 Like, they literally don't give a they actually probably didn't like that I liked the outfit. They were like, Okay, well, now I have to change.

Speaker 1 We're like the mom and dad. It's like, Cool, dad, uh, thanks, but I really need mom.

Speaker 2 Oh God. So overall it was a success.

Speaker 1 Overall it was really fun

Speaker 1 and I loved my dress.

Speaker 2 Did you see the video going around of you and Craig eating ice cream?

Speaker 1 Wait, I did. And like I was like, how did people get that video? Because no one, I wasn't even like tagged in it.

Speaker 2 Was Paparazzi there?

Speaker 1 No, we were just like taking pictures with the photographer. I don't know.
Maybe the photographer had posted it.

Speaker 2 It was you guys like posing a little too long for the photo.

Speaker 1 Well, okay, if you notice, I start hysterically laughing because in the middle of that photo, I start making fun of Craig for posing for a photo.

Speaker 1 I was like, what a loser that you're posing for this ice cream photo right now.

Speaker 2 He's like, so are you.

Speaker 2 It's like, no, I'm allowed to. But like a guy posing for licking ice cream.

Speaker 2 I might question it.

Speaker 2 Oh, God. Anyway, time to start the pod.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 People don't talk enough about coming home from a wedding and trying to like decipher who everyone is.

Speaker 1 And like, you have to explain them like by appearance about like something they said.

Speaker 1 And like, there's just no better, like, it's just so hilarious being like oh like that was like his plus one and me being like I thought he was gay like there's no way that was

Speaker 1 and everyone being like pitch stop no my

Speaker 2 last wedding that I remember being like that was my bestie Haley not Haley Bieber my other bestie

Speaker 2 Haley Nicola because I feel like she had like a thousand people at her bazillion people yeah bazillion people it's the kind of thing where I've like known a lot of these people for a while, but I don't spend that much time with them.

Speaker 2 And for some reason, like I really,

Speaker 2 you know, when someone's name just doesn't look like their name?

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 2 Like, I'm like, you're not a Jennifer.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're just not a junior.

Speaker 2 It's just like, it's not. And then you have like a couple drinks, and next you know, like, you're calling her Rachel.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I, like, went like way too long calling one girl Rachel. And then finally, someone's like, that's Jennifer.

Speaker 1 You have to, like, think of nicknames

Speaker 1 because, like, you have to tell this story later, but you're like, I'm never going I don't know this person's name, so I have to, like, think of like

Speaker 1 a deciphering characteristic.

Speaker 2 Also, during that wedding, it was like trending to do the like, my name is Stephanie, and this is my first drink of the night. And then, so I took it upon myself.
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 I've always wanted to be asked to be in one of those videos.

Speaker 2 Never mind.

Speaker 1 So, it's all coming together. It's all coming together.
No one cares if I'm drinking a soda water.

Speaker 2 There was a point where people would ask me about drinking, and I'd be like, oh, sorry, don't drink. And they're like, we've seen you blackout on TV.

Speaker 2 I'd go, unless I'm getting paid for it, not getting any blackout.

Speaker 2 Unless you're paying me, I'm not fighting with someone blackout.

Speaker 2 You have to pay for that shit. It's not for free, okay, baby? It's not for free.
We're performing. We're performing.

Speaker 2 Performance.

Speaker 2 I basically am determined. I'm like, this wedding, I'm going to get this concept and put together this really cute video for them the next day because I'm a director.
I'm a creative director.

Speaker 2 So I'm all excited getting everyone like, hey, do you mind being in this video?

Speaker 2 First drink of the day.

Speaker 2 They don't factor in. I got drunk.
So there were like five people that I filmed where it was filming. And then when I went to film them, I was stopping the filming.
So it was just a ton.

Speaker 2 I wasn't getting any of the videos. It was a ton of, it was all good in the beginning.
The end, it was just my feet. Like my feet and going, okay, ready? And they would go.

Speaker 2 It ended up working out, but like, I missed so much footage. Like, they don't factor in that you're the videographer at the end of the night.
Yeah, and that's a hard job.

Speaker 2 It's a hard job. A hard, hard job.

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Speaker 1 I feel a manifestation

Speaker 1 coming to my brain recently.

Speaker 1 Not about me, nothing like about us, which is sad, but like it's just like something that like I feel.

Speaker 2 I'm not interested. I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 It's about me. I'm not interested.
I don't hear about your fucking dreams.

Speaker 2 What?

Speaker 1 The question I'm posing is, where the heck is Fergie?

Speaker 1 And I feel that she's going to resurge in some type of collab with Sabrina Carpenter. Like a glamorous remake.

Speaker 2 Well, how Sabrina just did her Christina Guillera thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I feel like it's Fergie's time to come back.

Speaker 2 You know what's funny? I just heard that Nicole Schlesher

Speaker 2 and that's exactly

Speaker 1 how I say her last name in my brain too.

Speaker 2 You know exactly how

Speaker 2 exactly who you're talking about. That's actually how she says her name.
Nicole Schleser for the

Speaker 2 Pussycat Dolls. She was offered the lead of

Speaker 2 Black Eyed Peas.

Speaker 1 You're kidding me.

Speaker 2 That's what I saw on TikTok. And Fergie, and then Fergie got it.

Speaker 2 And then Pussycat Dolls, there was a whole thing about how it's like,

Speaker 2 it was some weird.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like some. It wasn't a cult, but it wasn't not a cult.

Speaker 2 They were saying there was some kind of like high-end escorting Viper Room trafficking. Oh.
Oh.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of trafficking that has been happening that no one's been talking about, but also this is alleged. Sorry if you're ruining the moon.

Speaker 2 You're like, Fergie's going to make a comeback. And I'm like, and people are being trafficked.

Speaker 1 Did you even think about that for a second?

Speaker 2 I love Fergie, and I do have to say one thing to support Fergie. I feel like she had this, like, little bit of a blip when she had her Star Spangled Banner moment.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 I forgot about that.

Speaker 2 And people are weird with the Star Spangled Banner. Like, they'll be, they get, like, if she just had, like, a bad night, people will be like, whatever.

Speaker 2 But when you sing, they're like, you hate America. Like, if you try to do a little too much, like, you hate America, and maybe she didn't sound great.

Speaker 2 But my hot take, why the fuck is our national song the hardest fucking song to sing?

Speaker 2 Why do we set ourselves up for failure and put the most insane note in the Star Spangled Banner where everyone gets nervous? Like everyone's like,

Speaker 2 like, why can't we just make it a normal song that anyone could sing? Why do you have to rip your vocal cord open to hit a note?

Speaker 1 People will literally go on Twitter and be like, I'll burn this country down. I'll move to any other country.
Like, those, people will say the wildest shit.

Speaker 1 But when it comes to the star-spangled banner, people will cut your head off. Like, they don't give a fuck.
They get so passionate. about it.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I remembered listening to Fergie and being like, but that's Fergie. She's a little bit freaky.
She's a little bit weird. Like, she's going to add a little twist to it.

Speaker 1 Like, I, I wasn't mad about it. People were mad at her.

Speaker 2 Well, because who gives a fuck that she, like, didn't sing it that great and tried to put a spin on it because she was bored?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, she's spicing up sports. Who cares? And, like, it's the Star Spangled Banner.
Like, it's

Speaker 2 about how she's like, how dare you take away from all the shit she's done in her career because she was bored and fucked around and found out during the Star Spangled Banner.

Speaker 1 She made the London Bridge fall. So like,

Speaker 1 put some respect on Fergie's name.

Speaker 2 She won World War I for us.

Speaker 2 I don't know. I don't know anything about wars.
Oh, speaking of wars, we got in a fight this weekend.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 And the funniest part of this fight is I knew she was going to get mad. And then I said, I'm not doing this right now.
I'm not doing it right now. Save it

Speaker 2 for camera. I said

Speaker 2 save it for the podcast. Well, why did you tell the gigglers? Because

Speaker 2 I want the gigglers to be in on it and they could pick sides.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, this is a side-picking situation.

Speaker 2 And I don't have to say I'm kind of on your side.

Speaker 2 I am.

Speaker 2 I am on your side.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so us because I feel like any serious conversation we've ever had and it's like about me, I'm always on your side.

Speaker 2 See, I'm always on like your side.

Speaker 1 I'm like, no, I know I do have to change. I'm on your side.

Speaker 2 No, I actually started texting and I was like, wait, she is such a valid point. Let's do this on Giggling Squad.
Also, you never get mad at me.

Speaker 2 So, the second I can get a little reaction out of you kind of just makes me excited. It's like, you care.

Speaker 1 No, I was literally, I think I was peeing when I got that text message, and I was, I was Sheena Shay on my phone. I couldn't have been more Sheena in that moment.

Speaker 2 No, I know I'm on your side because I told Grace what was going on beforehand and she was like, Paige is not going to be happy.

Speaker 2 And I was like, oh, if she's taking Paige's side, and Grace always takes my side. If she's taking Paige's side.

Speaker 1 No, Grace always takes your side.

Speaker 2 No, Grace is empathetic to you, but deep down, she's always empathic.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I think Grace looks at me like a wounded puppy.

Speaker 2 She sees where you're coming from. I have to help help you.
No, Grace is just hannah-coated.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But she loves you.

Speaker 1 Okay, stop stalling. Okay.

Speaker 2 Tell the gigglers where we're at. Okay, so I decided I want to get Botox in my armpits, which that's medical.

Speaker 1 Fine, that's medical.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's medical.

Speaker 1 That's like administered by a pediatrician. That's like a doctor.

Speaker 2 That's a doctor problem. That's a personal problem.
So I walk into a dermatologist, which by the way, I've only been to once

Speaker 2 for laser hair removal. I've never like been to a dermatologist, and I'm 33, and my mom was like, can you just like go to a dermatologist?

Speaker 2 So I go there and there was like no one in the lobby, but I wanted to let everyone know in case there was someone hiding under the table. I'm here for my armpits.
I was like, armpits.

Speaker 2 She's like, you need Botox? I'm like, armpits.

Speaker 1 Hannah for armpits.

Speaker 2 Hannah for armpits. And they were like, okay.

Speaker 2 So we walk in and I tell the lady, I'm like, look, by the way, I'm 33. I've never been to a a dermatologist.
Can you kind of look at me and be real with me? Because

Speaker 2 I'm on red carpets now sometimes, not to brag. I know by looking at me, you could probably tell I'm on red carpets.

Speaker 2 She's like, no, not at all.

Speaker 2 But like, I just would like some advice on what I should do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 First thing she goes, you don't need Botox on your armpits. Oh.

Speaker 2 Well, she was like, do you change your shirt? Cause you're so sweaty. And I'm like, yes.
And she's like, okay, well, she's like, that's like the extreme.

Speaker 2 She's like, let's start with these like medicated wipes that you get over the counter. So, like, if you have a day that you shouldn't sweat, you do this wipe.
So, she's like, let's start with that.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like a dog. I appreciate that in a doctor.

Speaker 2 And I do have to say, I Googled this dermatologist and I like was looking at reviews and someone was like, she is really like harsh and straight up and

Speaker 2 like kind of mean. And I was like, perfect.
No, perfect. I picked the scariest-looking Eastern European woman.
I said, I don't want someone to be my friend.

Speaker 2 I don't want someone, I want someone to fucking tell me like it is.

Speaker 1 That's how I like my psychics.

Speaker 2 Yes. I want them to be like, you're going to die.

Speaker 1 My doctors and my psychics to be the most.

Speaker 2 Be real as fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, be real.

Speaker 2 And mean.

Speaker 2 So. Then I told her, I go, you know what? Now that we're here,

Speaker 2 I've been grinding my teeth since I was little and and I wake up and I have headaches and I have a very strong jaw. Not to brag, do you think I'm a good candidate for masseter?

Speaker 2 And she looks and she's like, you are, you are. She's like, we could start with a small dose.
She's like, when do you want to do it? And I was like,

Speaker 2 I mean, let's go. Let's do it.
And then I feel like. Oh, you did it.
I feel a guilt come over me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You better.

Speaker 1 You better.

Speaker 2 Sicilian guilt. I felt the ghost of Paige de Sorboke looking over me like I thought we were gonna do this like other.
I thought we were gonna do it.

Speaker 1 My stomach did randomly turn the other day, and that must have been my witch senses being like, something's not right.

Speaker 2 Or because you had chicken parmesan. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I was like, fuck it, let's go.

Speaker 2 So I've never had Botox before.

Speaker 2 It's the like thinnest little needle.

Speaker 2 Like, it's like, you don't even feel it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do they, did they numb you at all or like do you put anything on you?

Speaker 2 No, she just she did these first. She took this like white pencil, but I didn't know.
I thought it was the needle and I was like, wow, that was really, that didn't even hurt.

Speaker 2 And she's like, that was the pencil.

Speaker 2 I was like, I have really high pains. I lie to myself.
I'll tell, I'm like, I have, if you say out loud, I have high pain tolerance, it like helps you. I feel like.

Speaker 1 So she put

Speaker 2 the white, and I'm like, yeah, I have high pain tolerance. And then she put five in each side of of the jawline.
And when I tell you, I had an immediate release.

Speaker 2 No way. And she says it happens.
Like, a lot of people get immediate release.

Speaker 2 And the next day, I like woke up in the morning and I went to yoga. And I was like, it's because of the mastodon.

Speaker 2 But she said, because you use your jaw a lot, like you chew a lot and you obviously don't shut the fuck up,

Speaker 2 it'll wear off pretty fast.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. I never thought about like

Speaker 1 you talking

Speaker 1 does that work your jaw out more than other like a quieter person

Speaker 2 and she's like and you're married so you're not gonna be a lot of blowjobs so your jaw

Speaker 1 your jaw is locked up

Speaker 2 you're jammed up but i i really i was also on stage this last week talking about like tmj and why millennials might have tmj and girls were all just like get it so I'll keep you guys posted on my experience.

Speaker 2 So far, it's been positive. She said it takes like two weeks and it's probably a little placebo effect, but

Speaker 2 I feel amazing.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's read the text message that I got from Hannah.

Speaker 1 She said, also, I'm at the derm right now to ask about my armpits. Slash,

Speaker 1 she wants to give me, oh, no, okay. She wants to give me wipes first, and I'm going to do masseter Botox and possibly IPL laser for redness.
And I said, in all caps, what the fuck, Hannah?

Speaker 1 You're getting Botox without me? She goes, haha, wait, no, Masseter doesn't count. It's for TMJ, LOL.

Speaker 2 And I go, Wow,

Speaker 1 you're already hitting me with, in quotes, it's medical.

Speaker 2 You've changed.

Speaker 1 And then we didn't speak.

Speaker 2 It's so funny. I, okay,

Speaker 2 not to defend myself, but when you say Botox, I think

Speaker 2 wrinkles.

Speaker 1 Same.

Speaker 2 So, like, I would never

Speaker 2 get something.

Speaker 1 You would never do something for appearance, like, for a vain reason without me. Without you.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, like, I want, I feel like if I went and I got the TMJ and you got, like, your forehead, that's not the same.
And I also. No, that's not the same.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, as someone who now has gotten a form of Botox, it's very thin. It didn't hurt a lot.

Speaker 2 But now we have to see like what happens. And I then I looked at her.
I said, be honest, bitch, what else would you do to my face?

Speaker 2 She didn't even bring up Botox. And like, yeah, I have some resting forehead lines, but I do have to say, I don't fucking trust people who, like, you can't tell their expressions.

Speaker 2 Like, I think it could look good in a... But also photos, it looks like, I don't know, I just don't think,

Speaker 2 I think your face needs to move, or it gets weird. It's like distracting.

Speaker 1 I feel like this is one of the main reasons I haven't gone in to get Botox is: one, I'm scared that it'll like fuck up my face and then I'll have to like re like fix it to like get back to norm.

Speaker 1 And I'm gonna be like, I should have never even done this in the first place.

Speaker 1 But the second reason is because I feel like, and I want like the gigglers who know about this to tell us what's right, but I feel like it's gonna be conflicting.

Speaker 1 When you're getting Botox, should you be going to a dermatologist's office, letting a dermatologist do it or like a nurse there? Or should you be going to a straight up plastic surgeon?

Speaker 1 And like,

Speaker 1 because everyone says if you go to a plastic surgeon, you should go to the nurses at the plastic surgeon because they're doing it more often than the actual plastic surgeon.

Speaker 1 But like, I'm like, is this a situation for a doctor?

Speaker 2 Well, it's annoying because everyone's like, if you get it, make sure you have a good person do it.

Speaker 2 But then you're like doing research and there's all these lies on the internet people showing and then like I'll look at girls and they'll be like you got to go to my girl She's so good.

Speaker 1 And I'm like you look like a clownfish

Speaker 2 or

Speaker 2 they'll be like this girl's so good and then you click on the girl and she looks like a clownfish.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I'm like you guys you guys

Speaker 1 have to be Yeah, you're too deep in it. Like you think your girl is so good, but you're too deep in it.

Speaker 2 You guys are in some cult together and you're seeing things through a weird fucking lens. I do think as you get older, like some baby stuff is fine.

Speaker 2 But I remember I talked to a girl and she was like, oh yeah, let me see you smile. And she's like, yeah, you have lines on the side of your eyes when you smile.
I go, it's called smiling.

Speaker 2 That's insane to have serial killer eyes with a smile. I'd look like the Joker.

Speaker 1 I had someone say to me, she was complimenting me, but I

Speaker 1 Craig says I always have like a little bit of a negative brain, so I take everything like a little bit negative.

Speaker 2 I was like, I haven't gotten Botox yet.

Speaker 1 And And she was like, well, you don't really need it because like Italian people,

Speaker 1 I feel like they don't need it till later because of like your type of skin. And I was like, oh, thank you.
And then I was like, what the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 2 You know what? I said the same thing to Des because I was like, she said I looked great. And I go, you know what? Because I have olive oil skin.
I have very oily skin, which

Speaker 2 is bad in some ways, good in other ways. But you know, she did.

Speaker 1 She said to me, you're Italian, right? So like, it wasn't that she really knew. I I felt like she was looking at my skin and was like, oh, you're oily.
Like, you'll be fine.

Speaker 2 Or you have some, like, olive tone.

Speaker 1 I mean, she was right.

Speaker 1 But I wanted to take it as

Speaker 2 trying to say about my people.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was like, do you have something to say about my ancestors?

Speaker 2 She's like, what's your problem with Sicilians? Yeah, because I know a guy. I know a guy.
But I did tell her, I was like, what do you think I should, what could I, can I do?

Speaker 2 And she recommended an IPL facial.

Speaker 2 no an IPL laser so laser that's reminds me of Star Wars I feel like I've gotten that she said it just helps like balance out the tone but my thing is like I'm not a skin glass looking girly like that's not my vibe like I have freckles I have

Speaker 1 it doesn't do anything to your freckles it literally just makes your skin tone like even and your like skin glow more yeah so I think I might get that and I was talking to Whitney Cummings she does like crazy facials.

Speaker 2 I mean, not facials,

Speaker 2 amazing skin. But again, like me and Whitney have different

Speaker 2 complexions.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 But I am considering finally trying mouth tape. Do you still do it? Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 Not every single night, but like on nights that I do it, I enjoy it.

Speaker 2 What do you mean by enjoy it?

Speaker 1 And I don't know if this is placebo effect because I feel like I do suffer from anything that is placebo effect. Like, I'll be like, yeah, that works.

Speaker 1 But I do truly think I wake up more rested.

Speaker 2 Okay. They said, I was looking at it.
They said it's better to do the tape that just goes like down the middle than like cover your whole mouth. Okay.

Speaker 2 But then also as a girl who has, I can get chapped lips. I like to go to sleep with my lips all lathered up.
So like, how do you put tape on that?

Speaker 1 It's funny that you bring up this subject because I'm suffering right now from

Speaker 1 really trapped lips, but I did it to myself.

Speaker 1 You know, my Amazon laser that I bought that I'm like obsessed with.

Speaker 2 Oh, no. I was.
I was lasering your mouth. I was laser.
Oh, you're lasering your mustache.

Speaker 1 I was lasering my face and I accidentally like hit my lip and it immediately looked like I had a massive cold sore on my lip. And I was like, I don't get cold sores.

Speaker 1 And Craig was like, well, it looks like you get cold sores. And I was like, I do not get cold sores.
I burnt my lip.

Speaker 1 But now I don't know what's going on because I think I literally burnt the shit out of my tongue.

Speaker 2 The one thing Paige's mom said was, please don't use the Amazon laser on your face.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I said, mom, I'm not going to.
And then I did.

Speaker 2 Next thing you know, you're going to blind yourself.

Speaker 1 I know, I know.

Speaker 1 My mom is listening right now now and is so mad at me. She's like, I told you.

Speaker 1 Remember, I had to live and I have to learn.

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Speaker 2 I have to do a formal apology, and I know this is still alleged, but um

Speaker 2 Garth Brooks.

Speaker 1 Oh, the murder thing?

Speaker 2 No, it's kind of.

Speaker 2 Well, that. Oh.
No, but there's like, it came out that he allegedly may have assaulted his makeup artist, which, first of all, why do you have a makeup artist, Garth Brooks?

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 First point.

Speaker 2 So we first of all know that that girl was like, this job is... Why am I here?

Speaker 1 Wait, is Garth Brooks the one that's married? Who is Garth Brooks married to? And let me look that up.

Speaker 2 I think it's a country person.

Speaker 1 Oh, Trisha Yearwood. Why did I think he was married to like the Pioneer Woman?

Speaker 2 You know, the Trisha woman. Pioneerwood is giving Pioneer Woman energy by the name.

Speaker 1 You know, Pioneer Woman? That's like a woman.

Speaker 2 Yeah, she's iconic. The red hat.

Speaker 2 I find her very soothing.

Speaker 2 Also,

Speaker 2 have you heard about Ina Garden? That

Speaker 1 she's getting a divorce?

Speaker 2 Maybe, but also she just talked about how her whole life, like, she just had a really hard childhood.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought there was something with like her and Jeffrey, and I was like, wait, I thought they were obsessed with each other, and she was like.

Speaker 2 If they break up, I think Ina Garden should be the next golden bacherette.

Speaker 2 But yeah, so Garth Brook has accusations against him and this podcast is all about learning and growing. And

Speaker 2 I watched his documentary and I was like, this guy's amazing.

Speaker 1 Oh, I think I literally just... fully made up that Ina Garden and her husband were getting a divorce.

Speaker 2 The thing with TikTok is that that people throw a lot of things out there.

Speaker 2 And that's why we should continue using it as our factual

Speaker 2 source.

Speaker 2 So, anyway, keep an eye on Garth Brooks. Keep an eye on basically any man in music, just keep an eye out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, keep an eye out for them. I'm not down with them.
I think we should bring something to the forefront. It's extremely important.
And

Speaker 1 we change the course of history when it comes to the rebrand of Limited 2, I feel.

Speaker 2 I fear

Speaker 2 that

Speaker 1 we were the reason.

Speaker 1 I'm not getting how they're not talking to me. I feel like they're like really

Speaker 2 hard to get.

Speaker 2 Are they playing hard to get?

Speaker 1 I mean, I even commented, like, hello. I was like, hello.

Speaker 1 Guys, like, we could be collabing.

Speaker 2 Who's in charge at Limited 2? Because just call Paige. She will take your call.
She'll handle it. Deal it all.
The whole campaign is already done.

Speaker 2 She's already, I can see it already.

Speaker 1 I already know what outfit I would want to recreate with the

Speaker 2 poncho. I can see the poncho.

Speaker 1 I'm like, guys, am I invisible to you?

Speaker 1 I'm like, I really am starting to think that we have some secret beef. I'm like,

Speaker 1 we could get the whole band back together. I'm in contact with multiple of the originals.
Why aren't you guys acting like I exist?

Speaker 2 It's like Laguna Beach doing a new Laguna Beach without any of the original cast members.

Speaker 1 We're just like not going to invite Steven. Like, hello.

Speaker 2 Steven?

Speaker 2 Okay, which Limited 2 trend are you? Fringe poncho. I did own one, a pink one.
Gauchos, which if people don't know, that's like the wide pant.

Speaker 2 Or the long shirt with leggings.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, fun fact about Limited 2, because I, not to brag, because I started work, I first did like my first shoot with them when I was in fifth grade, and then I went and did from fifth grade to eighth grade.

Speaker 1 So, like, the crew that did the limited two shoots, I ended up like really getting to know them.

Speaker 1 And like, now thinking about it, they were like all in like their late 20s, early 30s, and I'm like in middle school, and I like think they're my friends. I'm like obsessed with them.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize they were showing up every day, like so fucking hungover. Like, I just thought like wearing sunglasses in the morning was like a cool thing to do.

Speaker 1 But when I was modeling for them, the stylist her name was liz daniels i was obsessed with her i like dm with her sometimes she was like an incredible stylist

Speaker 1 and i would go in and request like what outfits that i would be put in and she would look at me

Speaker 2 yeah she was like okay you're in fifth grade you're not telling me

Speaker 1 what outfit you're going to be in. And I'm like, I'm putting in a small request.

Speaker 2 If you put me in that green poncho again, I'm going to tell my mom that I can't be in the middle of the day.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I need to be in all the gaucho outfits. I'm obsessed with gauchos.
I love gauchos. I'm the gaucho girl.

Speaker 2 My body is made for a gaucho.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing: my arms were too long for

Speaker 1 the long-sleeve shirts. Like, I was never put in any long-sleeve shirts because my arms are abnormally long.

Speaker 2 No one's ever said that to me in my life. They were like, put your stubs away.

Speaker 1 So they would have to put me in the outfits that didn't have long sleeves, and some of them didn't go with the gauchos. So I would not throw a fit, but like, I was upset.

Speaker 2 Wait, and so I love you being a diva on the Lumina 2 set. Like, when you walk in, everyone goes, I mean, she's kind of the problem.

Speaker 2 I'm like, I've been here for five years.

Speaker 1 I'm putting the fucking gauchos on.

Speaker 2 This bitch just arrived. You just got hired six months ago.
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me, bitch.

Speaker 1 And it's like, oh, actually, that is, I think, the first time I

Speaker 1 was

Speaker 1 privy to like girls being difficult to like people being difficult to work with. I'll never forget, like, this one girl was her first photo shoot.

Speaker 1 And so, like, she came the first day and she was like, so excited and like, amazing. We were all like the same age.
It was like going to like camp.

Speaker 1 And then I remember she came the next day for the next day of the shoot and she showed up like with big sunglasses on and was like, What time are we starting? Like, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 And I remember looking at my mom and starting to laugh because I was like, wait, what's going on? Like, I'm here for the Cheez-Its like

Speaker 2 are you kidding we got out of school bitch like be thankful I do have to say a warning though that's hilarious I arguably in my 20s was too easy to work with like I would say yes to everything I would work overtime for everything

Speaker 2 I would Especially reality TV, I would just want to make everyone happy and that cannot always do well. So it's finding that happy medium.

Speaker 2 I was, I watched the documentary about vogue on hulu it's so fucking good i like learned about all the fashion houses

Speaker 2 the prada girl is my everything no the the drama the drama and i messed up theatrix there's this like old guy he's not old he's older who's been working at vogue forever and he has this like great hairdo and whenever it cuts him he's just like It was the most spectacular look I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 Everyone's eyes went rolling back behind their heads. It was extravagant and so special.
Like the way fashion people describe an outfit, you'd think they were describing like

Speaker 2 it's insane.

Speaker 1 So they're insane.

Speaker 2 And then it shows a girl with a skirt and you're like, wow.

Speaker 1 I'm very happy that I do have like a split personality of like, I love the fashion world, but also like, I'm a comedian.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 half of watching it, I'm like, this has to be a bit. Like, you guys are fucking

Speaker 1 a little bit of a drink.

Speaker 2 And then the french lady who'd be like i fucking hate what they wear

Speaker 2 and that sounded russian i don't understand why they would do that and it's like she's talking about a boot and she's like how dare that it's not sexy it's not sexy

Speaker 1 I literally if you haven't watched it, Hannah just nailed that impression.

Speaker 2 Also, why did Tom Ford's voice change? Tom Ford back then like had this like high voice and now he talks like this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, now he's

Speaker 1 professional.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but you can tell he's trying to

Speaker 2 slow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's like the fashion.

Speaker 1 You like change your look and so you like can change your voice.

Speaker 2 It's very Madonna.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's all about change.

Speaker 2 So anyway, limited to

Speaker 2 let's let's stop playing items.

Speaker 1 No, it's also like I don't want to come off as like I'm begging or like

Speaker 2 no, no, no. You know what? Maybe this is what happens.
Sometimes it's just like a new group of people and they don't know the history

Speaker 1 okay well here's the thing in the post they said like we're getting like the original designers of whatever and i'm like okay guys i you like i feel like you're blatantly saying you don't want anything to do with me should you send them a message of like one of your old campaigns and just be like hey

Speaker 1 well i don't want them to i don't want to feel like i'm stalking them but i'm like no it's just like the most perfect collab.

Speaker 2 I know, I just don't want your ego to get in the way of like possibly a great thing.

Speaker 2 I think you should have your own collab, I think you should have your own line with them, like the Page de Sorbo limited to line.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm not letting my ego get in the way because I'm like, I'm standing on my soapbox that I have, which is Giggly Squad, and I'm saying, Yeah, say it. I'm here for you.

Speaker 2 Like I'm here

Speaker 1 to collab in whatever capacity. I'm not asking to be the whole face of it.
I just want like one picture in a locker.

Speaker 2 She doesn't want money. She doesn't want to be money.

Speaker 1 Like, why can't the campaign be us going into a locker and coming out into a boardroom the way you guys used to do it?

Speaker 1 Like, we'd go into the locker and then go into like this girl's room, like, secret room of school, back to school, but it's like back to work because we're all

Speaker 2 podcasting.

Speaker 1 Guys, like, the ideas are flowing.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 contact me. Like, you know how to reach me.

Speaker 2 I'm here.

Speaker 2 Okay, so that's planned out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Done, period. Um, I also love that Limited 2 got bullied.
Like, they came out with all this stuff for kids, and people were like, no, this is for the millennials.

Speaker 2 Don't give it to these fucking gen alphas that don't even know what the brand is.

Speaker 1 They were like, we wanted them to, like, experience it the same way you guys did. And I wanted to be like, well, we're different.
We're different. They don't appreciate art.

Speaker 2 So,

Speaker 2 watching. What are you watching?

Speaker 1 What am I watching? Oh my God.

Speaker 1 I have been really in a binge mood, like where, like, not like a normal binge mood. Like, I'm talking, I need five to six seasons.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're hitting me with a two, three seasoner, I'm running through it. I need five to six

Speaker 1 seasons of something.

Speaker 2 You're so deep in an addiction right now. You're like, one hit does nothing.
One season does nothing. I don't even feel it.

Speaker 1 Coming soon next season, don't even start with me.

Speaker 2 Okay. I love you.
I need three bad seasons. I need them to lose the plot.
That's how many seasons we're in. Jump the shark.
And then

Speaker 1 I need 84 episodes, bitch.

Speaker 2 84. Okay.

Speaker 1 So I never watched This Is Us, finished This Is Us, was

Speaker 1 distraught that it was over. So then I was like, I need to up the ante.
I started Gray's Anatomy. I'd never watched it.
Did you ever watch it?

Speaker 2 Is it good?

Speaker 1 It's 20 seasons. I'm on season three.
I couldn't be happier.

Speaker 2 How hot is Patrick Dempsey? Are you into Zaddies now?

Speaker 1 Okay, first of all, super fucking hot, but I actually think McSteamy is way hotter. But Patrick Dempsey's character, I don't know how so many girls loved him.

Speaker 1 He's the worst. He's the worst.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I haven't watched it.

Speaker 1 I would have punched him right square in the face. He's not that hot to act that much of a dick.

Speaker 2 During all the times those shows were going on, I realized I was in college just watching Jersey Shore. Mm-hmm.
Like, I missed everything else.

Speaker 2 I did watch, you know what you should watch from the beginning? Desperate Housewives. Okay.
Have you never seen it?

Speaker 1 No, I've never seen it. No, I've seen it.
Have you never seen it?

Speaker 2 Sorry. I used to watch it with my mom.
It was so good.

Speaker 1 Realizing that your friend hasn't watched something, something which is like totally plausible that you've watched is the same energy as when like your friend takes a picture of you and you're like can you send me that cat cohen just came out who's a funny musical um comedian a song like can you send me that yes wait it's really cool i just heard that on tick tock it's so funny

Speaker 2 she has a social girl she's so hilarious genius her um is it her husband

Speaker 2 Boyfriend, I think.

Speaker 1 They have some funny videos together.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, they had that video of every time he leaves.

Speaker 2 Is that the one you're talking about?

Speaker 1 Max. Like, it's his mom.

Speaker 2 It was a one-night stand. Yes.
Even though they live together, and he'll be like,

Speaker 2 that was really fun.

Speaker 1 I love role-playing.

Speaker 1 I love being anyone other than me.

Speaker 2 I love how you're an Oscar-winning actress when it comes to avoiding yourself.

Speaker 1 100%.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, I hate when people get mad when I didn't watch a movie. If it's my best friend, that's fine because she's like, knows me.

Speaker 2 But when people are just like, you never fucking saw American Psycho. I know, people get hyped about it.
But that's why I lie. I always go, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then they go, if they have a follow-up, you're like, I mean, I saw it a while ago.

Speaker 2 Whenever someone says, I saw it a while ago, they didn't see it. And they're just trying to get out of the conversation.

Speaker 1 No, I always say, I got to rewatch it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I haven't seen it for it. I can't remember.
I saw part of it. I saw part of it.
I saw a commercial.

Speaker 1 I feel like you did that all through like breaking bad

Speaker 2 Des made me want, but there's some shows that I can only watch with Des because I think there's like I like that he likes it. So like he's like, watch it without me.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I literally can't enjoy it without you. But when it's on, it's like we're watching something together.

Speaker 2 But I actually have two documentaries for you guys to watch.

Speaker 2 Speaking of bad taste in men,

Speaker 2 Jailbreak, Love on the Run on Netflix

Speaker 2 is so intense.

Speaker 2 Okay, so face.

Speaker 1 So fucking intense.

Speaker 2 It's so good. And part of me, I want to, maybe I need to be hurt in a movie.
She's this like badass, she runs the jail. And when you're a woman running a male jail, like you have to be tough.

Speaker 2 They're all like trying to flirt with you and like get stuff from you.

Speaker 2 And she's just the shit. And she like boss everyone around.
Everyone loves her. And she's like the mom all these guys never had.

Speaker 2 Then comes this 6'7 tatted-up guy, who I'm pretty sure, like, domestically abused everyone he's ever met. And he was in there because he, like, tried to murder his girlfriend

Speaker 2 and arguably hurt the dog, which is like, that's next, that's even worse.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 she,

Speaker 2 it basically,

Speaker 2 they say that he literally at one point said, you have a nice ass, which like, that's enough to get me.

Speaker 1 100%. Me too.

Speaker 2 That's how Des got me.

Speaker 2 Des was like, no, we're nice ass. And I was like, I love you.

Speaker 1 We're not as high maintenance as we appear.

Speaker 2 If you notice, if you like my ass, I said, this man gets me. He has good taste.
He's smart. He's funny.

Speaker 1 The way that your heart is commenting on your ass, how funny you are, and asking if you're hungry.

Speaker 1 I could pick you up so easily.

Speaker 2 And also, I don't even need a man to tell me I'm funny. I I just like when he's giggling, like, he can't be funny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like he's acknowledging.

Speaker 2 He doesn't even want me to be funny. He can't help it.
Can't help it. He can't help it.

Speaker 1 You want them to hate that they love it.

Speaker 2 They can't help but giggle at the shit you say, and you're just like controlling them through laughter. Anyway,

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 2 on the low,

Speaker 2 they start messing around, which is very difficult in the jail because there's so many cameras, but she's in charge, so she'll be like, Hey, he's staying in because he has to fill out a form.

Speaker 2 You can take these guys out to the playground or whatever they do.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's called a playground.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's called a playground.

Speaker 1 This is like immediately turned into sleep away camp.

Speaker 2 It's like, yeah, nap time.

Speaker 1 Arts and crafts is in room B.

Speaker 2 Literally.

Speaker 2 So then, like, they would like mess around. So then, fast forward, she's acting really weird one day, and she's getting really bad anxiety.
Like, she's starting to have like, like,

Speaker 1 desires, remorse.

Speaker 2 She ran, She realizes that like she needs to do something. So she out of nowhere is like, I'm retiring.
And everyone's like, what? She's like, I'm retiring. This is my last day.

Speaker 2 And everyone said she was so weird that day. And like, she definitely was having some like panic attacks and stuff because she knew something was going down.

Speaker 2 And it shows at the end of the day, she's like, oh, I'm going to bring this inmate to the courthouse because he has to. do something with the court.
And they show, there's a video.

Speaker 2 Apparently, you're never supposed to let the inmate walk behind behind you. They always have to walk in front of you so you could see them.

Speaker 2 She's walking out the door, keeps the door open, and he's just walking behind her, which is like a no-no. Like, if anyone else did that, she'd freak out.

Speaker 2 He gets in the car with her to go to the courthouse. They're gone for like three hours, and everyone's like, that's weird.
It normally takes like 40 minutes. They disappear.

Speaker 2 They ran away together.

Speaker 2 Where?

Speaker 2 So no one knows. They're like on the run.
And everyone's like, this killer is with this woman.

Speaker 2 and then they realize like he didn't capture her like she's in on it but then america starts to be like this is romantic as fuck we're low-key rooting for them no we're sick we're a sick nation we're like let love happen and then everyone's like he's gonna kill her but like he's and like they show all no i'm gonna wait for more of a redder flag actually i'm like not convinced but they're phone calls and she's like way older than him and he's just like he's in love with her from the phone calls but like we've all been there like if I could the voicemails I could share with you guys of dudes who claim they don't like you

Speaker 2 and he's just like you're my everything

Speaker 2 I'm not gonna give away what happens but okay it's crazy jailbreak love on the run

Speaker 1 Okay, there we have it.

Speaker 1 A light Sunday evening watch.

Speaker 1 Just something to start your week off.

Speaker 2 Atlantic City, we're actually almost sold out. We're excited about, but Madison and Milwaukee and Minneapolis, we're coming for you.
Get tickets if you haven't. Anything else going on, Paige?

Speaker 2 No, I think that's it.

Speaker 1 There's like literally, that's it.

Speaker 2 Like, period.

Speaker 1 Yeah, period. Sly, have a great day.

Speaker 2 Bye. We love you guys.
Thanks for giggling.

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