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Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool.
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I've heard of these. And they use this technology called PSZ.
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Sup, gigglers.

Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.

Manifest that shit.

We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me.

Hello, my grateful gigglers. It's another beautiful week.
Can I say something controversial? I was just going to say you're speaking. I was going to say why you're speaking so calm because it's a Sunday morning.
But we got right into Monday energy. I hate when like these like rich life coaches are like practice gratitude.
And it's like, yeah, you're like in the hills in L.A. And like you have eight people who work for you for your home just to upkeep your home.
I hate a life coach. Hate a life coach.
We do have some Giggler life coaches.

Because we've come for life coaches before.

Well, like one of them messaged me.

It was like, don't come for my art.

But you know what?

We have to stand for something.

No, I'm so proud of them for standing for literally anything.

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. I don't know why that slogan is like burnt in my brain from like middle school um to me it's you then go be a therapist it's like yeah they don't want to go to school to be a therapist but then also like this is my thing be a recruiter call your a recruiter.
Call your friend. Work in HR.
See, I consider myself a life coach, but I don't go around saying it. It's just my friend calls me.
I'm going to give her advice from someone who didn't go to school. You don't have business cards.
You're not. This isn't.
It's not. It's a bit.
But there's two types of life coaches. The ones who like say all these lies like i made three million dollars last month and they're like living in their mom's basement and they're like this is what you have to do and buy this subscription service and then there's the life coaches who were like really successful but like there's something illegal i feel like that's a personal assistant like if you're calling yourself a life coach and you're just coming in and like getting me organized you're an assistant you work for me but also like how are you gonna hire life coach that's the most general shit ever like oh i help people with life what if that was true everyone it's like any drug that comes out or any like miracle cream.
If that was true, everyone would have one. Speaking about anything.
Speaking about miracle drugs, Ozempic. I, you asked me, you said, how are you back in the city? And said i feel rejuvenated i feel excited i feel grateful and i did my hip-hop yoga yesterday so like i'm sorry y7 yoga shout out you guys are my everything it's yoga for girls with adhd self-diagnosed wait now that you're back in the city, should we start like working out together?

Can I take you to I-7?

I would love to.

It's dark.

So like you could literally sleep the whole time.

No one knows.

I enjoy hot yoga.

But now with my episodes,

I'm wondering if I can handle hot yoga

because I've passed out in hot yoga.

Many a hot yoga.

Yeah, I've passed out for less I'll pass out with just a brisk breeze I'll pass out because I forgot to have breakfast I'll pass out if it's just bored and we need some drama i mean don't tempt me with a good time

i'll pass out to get out of a conversation

i'll pass out to get out of a facetime call that i'm gonna start using oh no my hands are tingly gotta go so anyway i go high yoga i'm feeling myself and i'm walking home and like mind you i live right by a trader joe's and the girls would be so disappointed in me i never go but i love bragging like i'm right by trader joe's i'm like yeah and i'm like a little day no i never go i go you're different you're literally kim kardashian i love my pool i've never pool. They love me.
You never used a jacuzzi. You never used a jacuzzi.
So we go to, so I go into Trader Joe's and I'm like feeling myself. Suddenly I feel like I'm a new person.
I'm like, she eats vegan dumplings. Like I was loving it.
I was judging other people. I like oh i'm a milk interesting not good for you i was just like going up and down rows but then i couldn't find the one thing i was excited for which was cottage cheese so i go but you know what i'm very bad at finding things so i go i'm and i'm not afraid to ask for help.
And that's one thing about me. You should remember.
Oh, I'm not afraid. Yeah.
I'm not afraid to ask for help in some type of store. I am asking for directions.
I'm asking for recommendations. I'm asking.
Cause one thing I know is I don't know. Yeah.
So I go up to one guy and he's like, Oh, it's in the cheese section. I was like, pretty sure I looked at cheese's fine i'll go again i've missed that before i've missed things but yeah i've missed i don't have a life coach okay things are things are popping off over here so i go there there's no the cheese sections they don't have it so when i asked them to buy the cheese section i said hey cottage cheese and they go oh it's by the cream cheese like dairy section up front i go valid totally valid i was there before but i didn't see it but you know what i don't have a life coach so i'm gonna go i trust you not me perfect never trusted myself for a second yeah go to the front and now i think i'm getting gas lit yeah because there's nothing and i'm staring at it like a dumb dumb like i'm like going through every i'm like it's easy to miss they're all white maybe i'm missing it finally i asked one more guy this is three people in a small trader joe's and the guy goes oh we're out of stock of cottage cheese of all brands does trader joe's only sell to trader joe's they have their like own trader joe's brand but like cottage cheese is like the glue that holds trader joe's together trader joe's or hannah burner both so when did this cottage cheese kick start because it it's been going.
So I freak out.

I didn't go Karen.

I kept it to myself, but I start posting online.

I said, my Trader Joe's.

You took to the internet?

I went to the internet.

I didn't cry, but I was close.

I said, my Trader Joe's is out of stock of cottage cheese.

The apocalypse is coming, girls.

Just warning you. Keep an eye out.
Someone responds, my Trader Joe's is out of stock of cottage cheese the apocalypse is coming girls just warning you keep an eye out someone responds my trader joe's is out of cottage cheese too so then i'm getting upset then i get a dm this morning someone says hey everyone's on ozempic and they need protein so they're all eating cottage cheese so this girl my dms is blaming the ozempic girls oh no because remember that girl was obsessed with like taking a carrot and just yeah cheese for dinner yeah which is you know not enough calories um for dinner so there's a problem in these streets and like i don't want to freak people out um because i think there are more important things going on in the world but this this is a problem. They're now directly coming for you.
The Ozumbic girlies are coming for your brand. And I'm fine.
You guys floating around in the wind. No, literally floating.
Don't come for my best shape. A brisk wind and they're gone.
Because let's be honest, you're not even enjoying it like i do yeah you don't even

like it like that they have no taste buds you have no taste buds you have no you don't have

no pleasure from eating food and you're taking it away from me so there's a war happening oh wow

right now so that's that's how new york city welcomed you home they said watch this bitch

you want to get re angry and then i called does and i'm like he's not gonna understand

I'm not kidding. listen watch this bitch you want to get re-angry and then i called does and i'm like he's not gonna understand i'm gonna keep it for giggly squad he's like how's your day i was like good great day good morning um how are you because you've been i've been socializing i've been socializing but you're not just socializing you're socializing in like couture like you're socializing in tight dresses which makes it that much worse I just want to say how real the gigglers are and how like now when people are like what are you like laughing about on your phone I'm like oh like my friend like my friend said something funny but like it's a giggler so like i don't actually know them so people will be like oh what'd they say and i'm like it's this is too layered right now i was about to say the layers are so layered it's like an onion i can't where do we even begin with this inside where do i start i'm like i don't know this random girl that i don't know just dm'd me something really funny and now i'm gonna respond but like it's you wouldn't get it so it sounds like i'm lying right now to get out of this conversation and partly i am but also you won't get it so i literally am like posting pictures of my dress i'm not kidding in 02 seconds, I had every giggler that's ever listened to Giggly Squad say, that's so funny, Paige, because you don't dance at weddings, and now you love this detachable skirt for dancing.
So everyone just called me out in like 0.2 seconds. They keep you so fucking honest.
So honest. And I love that.
I love that. They call out the hypocrisy, and it keeps us grounded wait no i and then craig was like what are you talking about you love to dance at weddings that's such a dude thing to say like i fear that you don't know me no, because guys in their head are just like, that's my girlfriend.

She dances at weddings with me.

And that's girls dance at weddings.

You love shout.

You love when shout comes on at a wedding. The second shout comes on, I'm in the bathroom shitting myself.

No, I hate shout at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding is when I can go to the bathroom and start to do the side comments.

When people are coming in like

oh feet are hurting right i try to get i try to be the mood down a little i'm like everyone

i'm like oh you're like a lot of happy tears let's reel it in

oh my god no but we went to we went to craig's brother's wedding this weekend which was like

Thank you. let's all get out of the same page fish steak oh my god no but we went to we went to craig's brother's wedding this weekend which was like at the most gorgeous venue in the world but it started water yeah it literally looked like where they filmed the notebook like in that swan like rowboat scene like it was so pretty um but it rained like a little bit during the ceremony which actually like looked so cool as she walked down the aisle because there was like category four wins but like a video a Beyonce video yeah it made her by the way should we thank Beyonce just for what in general just in general just in case I'm not ready to because I'm on I'm still on the side of TikTok where she's a murderer and no but they're saying you have to thank Beyonce or she kills you yeah oh thank you Beyonce no I'm not a I'm not no no I don't succumb to peer pressure and I certainly don't grateful for anything no and I'm sure if you want to kill me come try I'd like to see you try I interrupted you so there's a category for hurricane but pages I mean pages craig's brother's future wife is looking stunning battling the wings like as she's walking down it looks like we hired like wind people because her veil just looked insane i'm soaking wet so my dress got all wrinkly so then the gigglers are also like sick dress but also do you own an iron and so i literally tried to dm everyone back and i was like it started fucking raining so anyway i did dance for two songs because craig literally does he like dancing at weddings loves it loves it loves it loves it to at to one point his 90 year old grandfather came and sat next to me because he felt bad for me because i was sitting by myself wait i'm obsessed i do love old people at weddings no and he was like i can't believe craig is on the dance floor and you're sitting here and i was like honestly it's better i like to let him you know i'm like one thing about me grandpa is i love to be alone um this is what grandpa doesn't understand you're there for the photo and you got the photo i think you got the photo immediately hours ago i got the shot hours ago i'm literally a lamp there's no better release once you've known you've gotten the photo and you're like someone could fucking like tear my arm off and i'm like it's a great night no there is no relief it's like getting into college you're like oh phew like don't have to think about that for the rest of the day but when you haven't gotten the shot everyone who talks to you you're like distracted like you're like my hair is falling by the second this conversation is obsolete because i haven't gotten the shot and now my bangs are stuck to my forehead and you're not about you the person i am at the beginning and end of the wedding are two different people especially because i just started using primer and setting spray like yesterday and I'd be like why is all my wake up gone oh my god it's also interesting to go well like Craig's brother is I think actually my age maybe a year younger than me but his wife is younger so like everyone was like a little bit younger than me and i you know have been going through

my episodes so i haven't i didn't drink at all because i'm just like not trying to drink right now and like extra fuck myself up what do you tell people when you have to they think you're pregnant no one asks me no one tried to take one shot with you not one person wait hannah that's so funny you bring that up because every like event we go to sometimes craig will be like oh i hope like no one gets like upset they're like i'm not drinking and i'm always like who the fuck would get upset if someone's not drinking i'm so the craig because everyone comes up to me trying to get me fucked up all the time where i feel like people respect you no people respect you i don't know because now i'm thinking about it like does no one think i'm fun and like want me to be involved because i'm like never met pam i'm like how does it never come up in conversation that people are like oh you're not drinking to me like no like literally no one bothers me i feel Like, how does it never come up in conversation that people are like, oh, you're not drinking to me? Like, no, like literally no one bothers me, I feel like, about it. Maybe they've heard about my episodes and they're like, better not.
The old man was like, do you want an Advil? You're like, do you want a beta blocker? Let's get fucked up. You're snorting beta blockers with his grandpa on the back.
No, literally, I was nervous that I didn't have any beta blockers because I was like, oh, my God, imagine I make this wedding about me and I just have a full panic attack in the middle of the ceremony. And a lot of people were offering me Xanax.
And I was like, wow, my life has changed so much. I feel so.
Wait, that's how they were greeting you? They were like, hello, here's my gift. I'm'm like i have generic xanax i have mexican xanax in case page needs it i'm like i'm okay and then i like forget people listen to the podcast i know people kept texting me going is page okay like, what? She's fine.
She gets watered twice a day. I'm like, did something happen today that I didn't know about? And then I'm like, oh, they mean from two.
That was two weeks ago. Get over it.
No, sometimes people will say something to me and I'll be like, who told you? And then I'm like, oh, I did. Or people will be like, I'll look again.
They'll be like, oh, my God. Sorry.
Listen to the pod. And I'm like oh i did or people would be like i'll look again they'll be like oh my god sorry i listened to the pod i'm like no we literally force feed this pod down all your throats and then we act weird when people know things about us no sometimes people will say things about you and like for a split second i'll be like are you friends with hannah like she didn't tell me that she's had a friend that you were her friend i get like i get like mad i'm like how did hannah told you that like i thought she only told me that my favorite is people will tag us and they're like trying on outfits for the show and i'll respond sometimes and i'll be like you look so good and they'll respond to be like but do you think page would like it like they literally don't give up they actually probably didn't like that i liked the outfit they were like okay well now i have to change we're like the mom and dad it's like cool dad uh thanks but i really need mom oh god so overall it was a success overall it was really fun um and i loved my dress did you see the video going around of you and craig eating ice cream wait i did and like i was like how did people get that video because no one i wasn't even like tagged in it was paparazzi there we were just like taking pictures with the photographer i don't know maybe the photographer i posted it it was you guys like posing like little too long for the photo well okay if you notice i start hysterically laughing because in the middle of that photo i start making fun of craig for posing for a photo i was like what a loser that you're posing for this ice cream photo right now.
He's like, so are you.

It's like, no, I'm allowed to. But like a guy posing for licking ice cream.
I might question it. Oh, God.
Anyway, time to start the pod. Oh, yeah.
people don't talk enough about coming home from a wedding and trying to like decipher who everyone is and like you have to explain them like by appearance about like something they said and like there's just no better like it's just so hilarious being like oh like that was like his plus one and me being like i thought he was gay like there's no way that was everyone being like pitch stop no my last wedding that i remember being like that was my bestie hailey not hailey bieber my other bestie hailey nicola because i feel like she had like a thousand people at her wedding yeah a bazillion people it's the kind of thing where i've like known a lot of these people for a while but i don't spend that much time with them and for some reason like i really you know when someone's name just doesn't look like their name yes like i'm like you're not a jennifer yeah just not just like it's not and then you have like a couple drinks next you know like you're calling her rachel yeah and i like went like way too long calling one girl rachel and then finally someone was like that's jennifer you have to like think of nicknames like to just because like you have to tell this story later but you're like i'm never gonna i don't know this person's name so i have to like think of like a deciphering characteristic also during that wedding it was like trending to do the like my name is stephanie and this is my first drink of the night and then so i took it upon myself it's so funny i've always wanted to be asked to be in one of those videos so it's all coming together it's all coming together no one cares if i'm drinking a soda water there was a point where people would ask me about drinking and then i'd be like oh sorry don't drink and they're like we've seen you black out on tv i go unless i'm getting paid for it knock any blackout unless you're paying me i'm not fighting with someone blackout you have to pay for that shit it's not for free okay we're performing we're performing so performance i basically am determined i'm like this wedding i'm gonna get this content and put together this really cute video for them the next day because i'm a director i'm a creative director so i'm all excited getting everyone like hey do you mind being in this video like first drink of the day. They don't factor in.
I got drunk. So there were like five people that I filmed where it was filming.
And then when I went to film them, I was stopping the filming. So it was just a ton of.
You weren't getting any of the videos. It was a ton of.
It was all good in the beginning. The end, it was just my feet.
Like my feet and going, okay, ready? And it ended up working out. but like i missed so much footage like they don't factor in that you're the videographer at the end of the night yeah and that's a hard job and that's a hard hard job putting yourself on a budget is really just becoming an adult and being aware of what you're spending so that every time you go into your bank account you're not completely shocked.
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I feel a manifestation coming to my brain recently.

Not about me.

Nothing like... I feel a manifestation coming to my brain recently.
Not about me. Nothing about us, which is sad.
But it's just something that I feel. I'm not interested.
I'm not interested. It's about me.
I'm not interested. I don't hear about your fucking dreams.
What? The question I'm posing is, where the heck is is fergie and i feel that she's going to resurge in some type of collab with sabrina carpenter like a glamorous remake well how sabrina just did her christina aguilera thing yeah but i feel like it's Fergie's time to come back.

You know, it's funny.

I just heard that Nicole Schlesinger from Pussycat Dolls. And that's exactly how I say her last name in my brain, too.

You know exactly who I'm talking about.

I know exactly who you're talking about.

And that's actually how she says her name.

Nicole Schlesinger from Pussycat Dolls.

She was offered the lead of black-eyed peas you're kidding me that's what i saw on tiktok and fergie and then fergie got it um and then pussycat dolls there was a whole thing about how it's like it was some weird yeah like so it wasn't a cult but it wasn't not a cult they were saying there was some kind of like high-end escorting viper room trafficking oh oh there's a lot of trafficking that is happening that no one's been talking about but also this is alleged sorry for ruining the mood you're like fergie's gonna make a comeback and i'm like and people are being trafficked did you even think about that for a second i love fergie and i do have to say one thing to support fergie i feel like she had this like little bit of a blip when she had her um star spangled banner moment oh my god i forgot about that and people are weird with the star spangled banner like they'll be they get like if she just had like a bad night people be like whatever but when you think they're like you hate america like if you try to do a little too much like you hate america and maybe she didn't sound great but my hot take why the fuck is our national song the hardest fucking song to sing why do we set ourselves up for failure and put the most insane note in the star spangled banner where everyone gets nervous like everyone's like like why can't we just make it a normal song that anyone could sing why do you have to rip your vocal cord open to hit a note people will literally go on twitter and be like i'll burn this country down, I'll move to any other country. People will say the wildest shit, but when it comes to the star-sangled banner, people will cut your head off.
They don't give a fuck, they get so passionate about it. I feel like I remember listening to Fergie and being like, but that's Fergie, a little bit freaky she's a little bit weird like she's gonna add a little twist to it like i i wasn't mad about it people were mad at her well because who gives a fuck that she like didn't sing it that great and try to put a spin on it because she was bored yeah like she's spicing up sports who cares and like it's the star-spangled banner like it's a thousand years how dare you take away from all the shit she's done in her career because she was bored and fucked around and found out during the star-spangled banner she made the london bridge fall so like give put some respect on fergie's name she won world war one for us i don't know i don't know anything about wars oh speaking of wars we got in a fight this weekend yeah we did and the funniest part of this fight is i knew she was gonna get mad mad.
And then I said, I'm not doing this right now.

I'm not doing this right now. Save it for the camera.
I said, save it for the podcast. Well, why don't you tell the gigglers? Because I want the gigglers to be in on it.
And they could pick sides. Yeah.
No, this is a side picking situation. And I don't just say I'm kind of on your side i am i am on your side wait that's so us because i feel like any serious conversation we've ever had and it's like about me i'm always on your side see i'm always on'm like no i know i do have to change i'm on your side no actually we started texting i was like wait she is such a valid point let's do this also you never get mad at me so the second i can get a little reaction out of you kind of just makes me excited it's like you care no i was literally i think i was peeing when i got that text message and i was i was sheena shea on my phone i couldn't have been more sheena in that moment no i know i'm on your side because i told grace what was going on beforehand and she was like page is not going to be happy and i was like oh if she's taking page aside and she always takes my side if she's taking pages no grace always takes your side no grace is empathetic to you but deep down she's always sometimes i think grace looks at me like a wounded puppy she sees where you're coming from I have to help you No, Grace is just Hannah-coded Yeah But she loves you

Okay, stop looks at me like a wounded puppy she sees where you're coming from i have to help you no grace is just hannah coated yeah but she loves you okay stop stalling okay where we're at okay so i decided i want to get botox in my armpits which that's medical fine that's medical yeah that's like administered by a pediatrician that's like a doctor that's a doctor problem that's a personal problem so i walk into a dermatologist which by the way i've only been to once for laser hair removal i've never like been to a dermatologist and i'm 33 and my mom was like can you just like go to a dermatologist so i go there and there was like no one in the lobby but i wanted to let everyone know in case there was someone hiding under the table i'm here for my armpits i was like armpits but she's like you need botox i'm like armpits hannah for armpits and they were like okay so we walk in and i tell the lady i'm like look by the way i'm 33 i've never been to a dermatologist can you kind of look at me and be be real with me because like honest i'm on red carpets now sometimes not to brag i know you by looking at me you could probably tell i'm on red carpets she's like no not at all um but like i just would like some advice on what i should do yeah first thing she goes you don't need Botox on your armpits

oh well she was like do you change your shirt because you're so sweaty and I'm like yes and she's like okay well she's like that's like the extreme she's like let's start with these like medicated wipes that you get over the counter so like if you have a day that you shouldn't sweat you do this wipe so she's like let's start with that yeah i like a dog i appreciate that in a doctor and i do have to say i googled this dermatologist and i like was looking at reviews and someone was like she is really like harsh and straight up and i and like kind of mean and i was like perfect no perfect i picked the scariest looking eastern european woman i said i don't want someone to be my friend i don't want someone i want someone to fucking tell me like it is that's how i like my psychics yes i want them to be like you're gonna die doctors and my psychics to be the most real as fuck yeah be real and mean so then i told her i go you know what now that we're here i've been grinding my teeth since i was little and i wake up and i have headaches and i have a very strong jaw not to brag do you think i'm a good candidate for masseter and she looks and she's like you are you are she's like we could start with a small dose she's like when do you want to do it and i was like i mean let's go let's do it and then i feel like you did it i feel like guilt come over me yeah you better you better sicilian guilt i felt the ghost of page of sorbock looking over me like i thought we going to do this together. I thought we were going to do this together.
My stomach did randomly turn the other day, and that must have been my witch senses being like, something's not right. Or because you had chicken parmesan.
Yeah. And I was like, fuck it, let's go.
So I've never had Botox before. It's the like thinnest little needle.
Like it's like you don't even feel it. Yeah.
Did they numb you at all or like do you put anything on you? No, she just, she did these. First she took this like white pencil, but I didn't know.
I thought it was the needle. And I was like, wow, that was really, that didn't even hurt.
And she's like, that was the pencil. I was like, I have really high pains.
I lie to myself. I'll tell, I'm like, I have, if you say out loud, I have high pain tolerance.
It like helps you. I feel like.
So she put the white and I'm like, yeah, I've had pain tolerance. And then she put five in each side of the jawline.
And i tell you i had an immediate release no way and she says it happens like a lot of people get immediate release and the next day i like woke up in the morning and i went to yoga and i was like it's because of the masseter but she said because you use your jaw a lot like you chew a lot and you obviously don't shut the fuck up you're it'll wear off pretty fast oh wait i never thought about like you talking is does that work your jaw out more than other like a quieter person and she's like and you're married so you're not giving a lot of blow jobs so your jaw out more than other, like a quieter person? And she's like, and you're married, so you're not giving a lot of blowjobs. So your jaw is locked up.
You're jammed up. But I really, I was also on stage this last week talking about like TMJ and why millennials might have TMJ and girls were all just like, get it.
So I'll keep you guys posted on my experience on my experience so far it's been positive she said it takes like two weeks and it's probably a little placebo effect but i'm i feel amazing okay let's read the text message that i got from hannah she said also i'm at the derm right now to ask about my armpits slash she wants she She wants to give me wipes first. And I'm going to do masseter, Botox, and possibly IPL laser for redness.
And I said, in all caps, what the fuck, Hannah? You're getting Botox without me? She goes, ha ha, wait, no. Masseter doesn't count.
It's for TMJ, LOL. And I go, wow, you're already hitting me with, in quotes, it's medical.
You've changed. And then we didn't speak.
It's so funny. Okay, not to defend myself, but when you say Botox, I think wrinkles.
Same. So, like, I would never get wrinkles without you.
You would never do something for appearance, like, for a vain reason without me. Without you.
Yeah, yeah. And also, like, I want – I feel like if I went and I got the TMJ and you got, like, your forehead, that's not tmj and you got like your forehead that's not the same and i also know that's not the same but i do have to say at someone who now has gotten a form of botox it's very thin it didn't hurt a lot um but now we have to see like what happens and i but then i looked at her i said be honest bitch what else would you do to my face? She didn't even bring up Botox.
And like, yeah, I have some resting forehead lines. But I do have to say, I don't fucking trust people who like you can't tell their expressions.
Like, I think it could look good in a but also photos. It looks like I don't know.
I just don't think I think your face needs to move or it gets weird it's like distracting i feel like this is one of the main reasons i haven't gone in to get botox is one i'm scared that it'll will like fuck up my face and then i'll have to like re like fix it to like get back to norman i'm gonna be like i should have never even done this in the first place but the second reason is because i feel like and i want like the gigglers who know about this to tell us what's right but i feel like it's going to be conflicting when you're getting botox should you be going to a dermatologist office letting a dermatologist do it or like a nurse there or should you be going to a straight up plastic surgeon and like the because everyone says if you go to a plastic surgeon you should go to the nurses at the plastic surgeon because they're doing it more often than the actual plastic surgeon but like i'm like is this a situation for a doctor well it's annoying because everyone's like if you get it make sure you have a good person do it but then you're like doing research and there's all these lies on the internet people showing like and then

like i'll look at girls and they'll be like you gotta go to my girl she's so good and i'm like

you look like a clown fish so or they'll be like this girl's so good and then you click on the girl

and she looks like a clown fish yeah and i'm like you guys you're not touching my face yeah you're

too deep in it like you think your girl's so good but you're too deep in it you guys are in some cult

Thank you. and i'm like you guys you're not touching my face yeah you're too deep in it like you think your girl is so good but you're too deep in it you guys are in some cult together and you're seeing things through a weird fucking lens i do think as you get older like some baby stuff is fine but i remember i talked to a girl and she was like oh yeah let me see smile and she's like yeah you have lines on the side of your eyes when you smile i go it's called smiling that's insane to have serial killer eyes with a smile i'd look like the joker i had someone say to me she was complimenting me but i what she craig says i always have like a little bit of a negative brain so i take everything like a little bit negative i was like i haven't gotten botox yet she was like well you don don't really need it because like italian people they i feel like they don't need it till later because of like your type of skin and i was like oh thank you and then i was like what the fuck does that mean you know what i said the same thing to des because i was like she said i looked great and i go you know what because i have olive oil skin i have very oily skin which is bad in some ways good in other ways but you know she did she said to me you're italian right so like it wasn't that she really knew i felt like she was looking at my skin and was like oh you're oily like you'll be fine oh you have some like olive tone i mean she was right but i wanted to take it as i'm trying to say about my people yeah it was like uh do you have something to say about my ancestors she's like what's your problem with sicilians yeah because i know a guy i know a guy but i did tell her i was like what do you think i should what could i can i do and she recommended an IPL facial no an IPL laser so laser that's reminds me of star wars i feel like i've gotten that she said it just helps like balance out the tone but my thing is like i'm not a skin glass looking girly like that's not my vibe like i have freckles i have it doesn't do anything to yourckles.
It literally just makes your skin tone like even and your like skin glow more.

Yeah.

So I think I might get that.

And I was talking to Whitney Cummings.

She does like crazy facials.

I mean, not facials. She has great skin.

Amazing skin.

But again, like me and Whitney have different complexions.

Yeah.

But I am considering finally trying mouth tape do you still do it yeah i do not every single night but like on nights that i do it i enjoy it what do you mean by enjoy it and i don't know if this is placebo effect because i feel like i do suffer from anything that is placebo effect like I'll be like yeah that works but I do truly think I wake up more rested okay they said I was looking at it they said it's better to do the tape that just goes like down the middle then like cover your whole mouth okay but then also as a girl who has i can get chapped lips i like to go

to sleep with my lips all lathered up so like how do you put tape on that it's funny that you bring

up this subject because i'm suffering right now from really chapped lips but i did it to myself

you know my amazon laser that i bought that i'm like obsessed with oh no i was in your mouth i was your mustache i was lasering my face and i accidentally like hit my lip and it immediately looked like i had a massive cold sore on my lip and i was like i don't get cold sores and craig was like well it looks like you get you get cold sores and i was like i do not get cold sores i burnt my lip but now i don't know what's going on because i think i literally burnt the shit out of my top lip the one thing page's mom said was please don't use the amazon laser on your face. Yeah.

I said, Mom, I'm not going to.

And then I did.

Next thing you know, you're going to blind yourself.

I know.

I know.

My mom is listening right now and is so mad at me.

She's like, I told you.

Whatever.

I have to live and I have to learn.

You know what?

And you know what?

You don't learn until you make a mistake. And mistakes are about growth and we fail upwards.
And that is a theme of Giggly Squad. And now I know not to use it so close to my lip.
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collection is live and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them i have to do a formal apology and i know this is still alleged but um garth brooks oh the murder thing no it's come out well that oh no but there's like it came out that he allegedly may have assaulted his makeup artist which first of all why do you have a makeup artist garth brooks exactly first first point so we first of all know that that girl was like this job is why am i here wait, is Garth Brooks the one that's married?

Who's Garth Brooks married to?

And let me look that up.

I think it's a country person.

Oh, Trisha Yearwood.

Why did I think he was married to like the Pioneer Woman?

Do you know the Pioneer Woman?

Trisha Yearwood is giving Pioneer Woman energy by the name.

You know Pioneer Woman?

Yeah, she's iconic.

The redhead.

I find her very soothing.

Also, have you heard about ina garden that she got it she's getting a divorce maybe but also she just talked about how her whole life like she just had a really hard childhood oh i thought there was something with like her and jeffrey and i was like wait i thought they like were obsessed with each other and she was like if they break up I think Ina Garten should be the next golden bachelorette but yeah so Garth Brooke has accusations against him and this podcast is all about learning and growing and um I watched his documentary and I was like this guy's amazing because I so oh i think i literally just fully made up that i know garden and her husband were getting a divorce the thing with tiktok is that people throw a lot of things out there um and that's why we should continue using it as our factual um source so anyway keep an eye on garth brooks keep an eye on basically any man in music,, keep an eye on Garth Brooks.

Keep an eye on basically any man in music. Just keep an eye out.
Yeah, keep an eye out for them. I'm not down with them.
I think we should bring something to the forefront. It's extremely important.
And we changed the course of history when it comes to the rebrand of limited to i feel i fear that we were the reason i'm not getting how they're not talking to me i feel like they're like really are they don't want to get are they playing hard to get i mean i even commented like hello i was like hello guys like we could be collabing Who's in charge at limited 2 because Just call Paige She will take your call She'll handle it all The whole campaign is already done I can see it already I already know what outfit I would want to Recreate with the brown gauchos I can see the poncho I my guys am i invisible to you i'm like i really am starting to think that like we have some secret beef i'm like we could get all we could get the whole band back together i'm in contact with multiple of the originals why are you guys acting like i exist it's like laguna beach doing a new laguna beach without any of the original cast members or just like not gonna invite steven like hello steven okay which limited two trend are you fringe poncho i did own one a pink one gauchos which people don't know that's like the wide pant or the long shirt with leggings okay well. Well, fun facts about limited too, because I, not to brag, because I started work.
I first did like my first shoot with them when I was in fifth grade. And then I went and did from fifth grade to eighth grade.
So like the crew that did the limited two shoots, I ended up like really getting to know them. And like now thinking about it, they were like all in like their late 20s early 30s and I'm like in middle school and I like think they're my friends I'm like obsessed with them I didn't realize they were showing up every day like so fucking hungover like I just thought like wearing sunglasses in the morning was like a cool thing to do but when I was modeling for them the stylist her name is Liz Daniels Daniels.
I was obsessed with her. I like DM with her sometimes.
She was like an incredible stylist and I would go in and request like what outfits that I would be put in. And she would look at me and be like, yeah, she was like, okay, you're in fifth grade.
You're not telling me what outfit you're going to be in. And I'm like, I'm putting in a smaller class.
If you put me in that green poncho again, I'm going to tell my mom that I can't do today. I need to be in all the gaucho outfits.
I'm obsessed with gauchos. I love gauchos.
I'm the gaucho girl. My body is made for a gaucho.
But here's the thing. My arms were too long for the long sleeve shirts.
Like I was never put in any long sleeve shirts because my arms were abnormally long. No one's ever said that to me in my life.
They were like, put your stubs away. So they would have to put me in the outfits that didn't have long sleeves.
And some of them didn't go with the gauchos. So I would not throw a fit.
But like I was upset. Wait, I love you being a diva on the limited two set.
Like when you walk in, everyone goes, I mean, she's kind of the problem. I'm like, I've been here for five years.
I'm putting the fucking gauchos on. This bitch just arrived.
You just got hired six months ago. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me, bitch.
It's like, actually, that is, I think, the first time I like was privy to like girls being difficult to like people being difficult to work with. I'll never forget.
Like this one girl was her first photo shoot. And so like she came the first day and she was like so excited and like amazing.
We were all like the same age. It was like going to like camp.
And then I remember she came the next day for the next day of the shoot and she showed up like with big sunglasses on and was like, what time are we starting? Like, this is ridiculous. And I remember looking at my mom and starting to laugh because I was like, wait, what's going on? Like, I'm here for the Cheezez-Its like are you kidding we got out of school bitch like be thankful I do have to say a warning though that's hilarious I arguably in my 20s was too easy to work with like I would say yes to everything I would work overtime for everything I would especially reality tv I would just want to make everyone happy and that cannot always do well so it's finding that happy medium i was i watched the documentary um about vogue on hulu it's so fucking good i like learned about all the fashion houses the prada girl is my everything no the the drama the drama and i messaged the app tricks there's this like old guy he's not old he's older who's been working at vogue forever and he has this like great hairdo and whenever it cuts to him he's just like it was the most spectacular look i've ever seen everyone's eyes went rolling back behind their heads it was extravagant and so special like the way fashion people describe an outfit you'd think they were describing like it's insane they're insane and then it shows a girl with a skirt and you're like no i'm very happy that i do have like a split personality of like i love the fashion world but also like i'm a comedian like half half of watching it i'm like this has to be a bit like you guys are fucking you're kidding right and then the french lady who'd be like i fucking hate when they wear it i sounded russian i don't understand why is that and it's like she's talking about a boot and she's like how does it it's not sexy it's not sexy i'm literally if you haven't watched it hannah just nailed that impression why did tom ford's voice change tom ford back then like had this like high voice and now he talks like this yeah now he talks like he's a professional yeah but you can tell he's trying to talk low yeah i think that's like the fashion you like change your look and so you like can change your voice it's very madonna yeah it's all about change so anyway limited to let's let's stop playing games no it's also like i don't want to come off as like i'm begging or like no no no you know what maybe this is what happens sometimes it's just like a new group of people and they don't know the history okay well here's the thing in the post they said like we're getting like the original designers of whatever and i'm like okay guys i you like i feel like you're blatantly saying you don't want anything to do with me should you send them a message of like one of your old campaigns and just be like hey well i don't want them to i don't want to feel like i'm stalking them but i'm like this is just like the most perfect collab I know I just don't want your ego to get in the way of like possibly a great thing I think you should have your own collab I think you should have your own line with them like the page de sorbo limited to line I feel like I'm not letting my ego get in the way because I'm like I'm standing on my soapbox that i have which is giggly squad and i'm saying yeah say it i'm here for you like i'm here to collab in whatever capacity i'm not asking to be the whole face of it i just want like one picture in a locker she doesn't want money she doesn't need money like why can't the campaign be us going into a locker and coming out into a boardroom the way you guys used to do it?

Like we'd go into the locker and then go into like this girl's room,

like secret room of school, back to school,

but it's like back to work because we're all professionals now.

And work is us podcasting.

Guys, like the ideas are flowing.

The ideas are flowing.

They're like, contact me. Like you know how to reach me okay so that's planned out done period um i also love that limited two got bullied like they came out with all this stuff for kids and people were like no this is for the millennials don't give it to these fucking gen alphas that don't even know what the brand is they were like we wanted them to like experience it the same way you guys did and i wanted to be like well we're different we're different they don't appreciate art um so watching what are you watching what am i watching oh my god i have been like really in a binge mood like where like not like a normal binge mood like i'm talking i need five to six seasons like if you're hitting me with a two three seasoner i'm running through it i need five to six seasons of something you're so deep in an addiction right now you're like one hit does nothing one season does nothing i don't even feel it coming soon next season don't even start with me okay i love you i need three bad seasons i need to lose the plot that's how many seasons we're in jump the shark and then i need 84 episodes bitch 84 okay so i i never watched this is us finish this is us was distraught that it was over so then i was like i need to up the ante i started gray's anatomy i'd never watched you ever watch it is it good it's it's 20 seasons i'm on season three i couldn't be happier how hot is patrick dempsey are you into zaddies now okay first of all super fucking hot but i actually think mcsteamy is way hotter but patrick dempsey's character i don't know how so many girls loved him he he's the worst he's the worst yeah i haven't watched it i would have punched him right square in the face he's not that hot to act that much of a dick during all the times those shows were going on i realized i was in college just watching jersey shore like i missed everything else i did watch you know what you should watch from the beginning desperate housewives okay have you never seen it really no i've seen it No, I've seen.
never sorry i used to watch it with my mom it was so good realizing that your friend hasn't watched something which is like totally plausible that you've watched is the same energy as when like your friend takes a picture of you and you're like can you send me that kat cohen just came out who's a funny musical um comedian a song like can you send me that yes wait i just heard that on tiktok it's so funny she's so good she's so hilarious genius her um is it her husband boyfriend i think they have some funny videos together oh yeah they had that video of every time he leaves is that the one you're talking about acts like it's it was a one-night stand yes even though they live together and he'll be like that was really fun i love role-playing i love being anyone other than me i love how you're an oscar winning actress when it comes to avoiding yourself 100 i do have to say i hate when people get mad when i didn't watch a movie if it's my best friend that's fine because she's like knows me but when people are just like you never fucking saw american psycho people get hyped about it but that's why i lie i always go yeah and then they go if they have a

follow-up you're like i mean i saw it a while ago whenever someone says i saw it a while ago they didn't see it and they're just trying to get out of the conversation no i always say i gotta re-watch it yeah i haven't seen him i can't remember i saw part of it i saw part of it i saw a commercial i feel like you did that all through like breaking bad Des made me walk

But there's some shows that I can only watch with Des Because I think there's I like that he likes it So like he's like watch it without me And I'm like I literally can't enjoy it without you But when it's on it's like we're watching together. But I actually have two documentaries for you guys to watch.

Speaking of bad taste in men, Jailbreak, Love on the Run on Netflix is so intense.

Okay.

So fucking intense.

It's so good.

And part of me, I want to maybe I need to be her in a movie she's this like badass she runs the jail and when you're a woman running a male jail like you have to be tough they're all trying to flirt with you and like get stuff from you and she's just the shit and she like boss everyone around everyone loves her and she's like the mom all these guys never had then comes this six seven tatted up guy who i'm pretty sure like domestically abused everyone he's ever met and he was in there because he like tried to murder his girlfriend um and arguably hurt the dog which is like that's next that's even worse so she it's basically they say that he literally one at one point said you have a nice ass which like that's enough to get me 100% me that's how des got me des was like no we're and i was like i love it we're not as high maintenance as we appear like if you notice if you like my my ass, I said, this man gets me. He has good taste.
He's smart. He's funny.
The way to your heart is commenting on your ass, how funny you are, and asking if you're hungry. I could pick you up so easily.
And also, I don't even need a man to tell me I'm funny. I just like when he's giggling.
He can't he's acknowledging he doesn't even want me to be funny he can't help it can't he can't help it can't you want them to hate that they love it they can't help but giggle at the shit you say and you're just like controlling them through laughter anyway so on the low they start messing around which is very difficult in the jail because there's so many cameras, but she's in charge, so she'll be like, hey, he's staying in because he has to fill out a form. You can take these guys out to the playground or whatever they do.
I don't think it's called the playground. I don't think it's called the playground.
This is like immediately turned into sleepaway camp. It's like,'s like yeah nap time arts and crafts is in room b literally so then like they would like mess around so then fast forward she's acting really weird one day and she's getting really bad anxiety like she's starting to have like like beta blocker anxiety buyer's remorse she no she realizes that like she needs to do something.
So she out of nowhere is like, I'm retiring. And everyone's like, what? She's like, I'm retiring.
This is my last day. And everyone said she was so weird that day.
And like she definitely was having some like panic attacks and stuff because she knew something was going down. And it shows at the end of the day, she's like, oh, I'm going to bring this inmate to the courthouse because he has to do something with the court and they show there's a video apparently you're never supposed to let the inmate walk behind you they always have to walk in front of you so you could see them she's walking out the door keeps the door open and he's just walking behind her which is like a no-no like if anyone else did that she'd freak out he gets in the car with her to go to the courthouse they're gone for like three hours and everyone's like that's weird it normally takes like 40 minutes they disappear they ran away together where so they're no one knows they're like on the run and everyone's like this killer is with this woman and then they realize like

he didn't capture her like she's in on it but then america starts to be like this is romantic as fuck we're low-key rooting for them no we're sick we're a sick nation we're like let love happen and then everyone's like he's gonna kill her but like he's and like they show all no i'm I'm gonna wait for more of a redder flag.

Actually, I'm like not convinced but their phone calls and she's like way older than him and he's just like he's in love with her from the phone calls but like we've all been there like if i could the voicemails i could share with you guys of dudes who claim they don't like you and he's just like you're my everything i'm not gonna give away what happens but okay it's crazy jailbreak love on the run okay there we have it a light sunday evening watch just something to start your week off atlantic city we're actually almost sold out

we're excited about but madison and milwaukee and minneapolis we're coming for you get tickets if

you haven't anything else going on page no i think that's it there's like that's it like period

yeah period slay have a great week bye Bye, we love you guys. Thanks for giggling.
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