Giggling about bronde people, big sunglasses, and Adam Brody

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Speaker 2 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Harriet, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up my giddy little gigglers?

Speaker 1 Ooh, I thought you were gonna say something like to do with your new cat.

Speaker 2 Um no, I'm actually having a little problem in my marriage right now because his

Speaker 2 knee is finally feeling better. I know it seems like I like hurt him on purpose, but like I love a gimpy man.
They're weak people,

Speaker 1 gimpy men enough.

Speaker 2 He's back like feeling better. So this morning he was like, hey, I have a workout scheduled for us.
And I was like,

Speaker 2 okay, that's like not appropriate.

Speaker 2 It's literally not appropriate. Where are our boundaries in this relationship?

Speaker 1 You know what I want? Like a man that has really bad migraines.

Speaker 2 He locks himself in the dark room.

Speaker 1 He's like, sorry, I have to be alone in a dark room for seven hours while my medicine kicks in. Can you like be really quiet somewhere else? Perfect.
Yeah, that's my dream.

Speaker 2 No, so like we did boxing and I was like, are we just going to fight each other? Oh my god, that's not a scheduled workout.

Speaker 1 That's like an intense cardio for 45 minutes.

Speaker 2 That's why I was like, can we wait to do the pod? Because I was like screaming, crying, throwing up. I was like shaking and then I was like low blood sugar.
So I had to eat a a turkey club. Yeah,

Speaker 2 and then I had to digest it a little. And my whole day has been thrown.
And I was like, I don't know. I like to slowly start my day.
And by slowly, I mean, 4 p.m., I'll start being like,

Speaker 2 what? Do we want to?

Speaker 1 We're just always so connected.

Speaker 2 I can't stand it.

Speaker 1 I've been being put through a workout regimen this weekend as well, except it's literally feels like I, it feels like I joined an old folks' home.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 1 like I'm in a retirement community with my parents and my parents run the old folks home because the schedule that they've had laid out for me. Dinner at 6 p.m.

Speaker 2 We have to do our three mile walk prior to

Speaker 2 it's water aerobics.

Speaker 1 The pace at which they walk the park, I couldn't keep up. I was like, guys, you gotta slow down.

Speaker 2 In the morning, are they giving you beta blockers and jello?

Speaker 2 Take your beta blocker page. You know what happens when you don't.
You know what happens if you want.

Speaker 1 Freaking Italian. I came home.
My dad was like, See, all you needed was a couple of days with your mother to get back to just knock some sense into you.

Speaker 2 It's honestly so true.

Speaker 1 It was really refreshing because I think they're the only people in my life that were like,

Speaker 2 You're not going on medicine, you fucking psycho.

Speaker 1 They're like, Maybe if you just slept a nor like a normal person.

Speaker 2 See, I was like, what is the strongest drugs you guys have?

Speaker 2 Literally.

Speaker 1 I felt like Britney Spears. I had everyone on my team calling me being like, just checking in to make sure you took your medicine.

Speaker 2 Well, I started comparing you to Marilyn Monroe. I was like, this is how they got her.

Speaker 2 gave her drugs to get her up, then they gave her drugs to get her down. And they were like, you have a show in San Diego tomorrow.
Get it together.

Speaker 2 And then literally my favorite part of the weekend was you in the uber telling me how you think you feeling the bump on your back because you thought you had a spinal um a spinal uh tumor yeah a spinal tumor and the uber driver laughing because i was like i don't i think we'd know if you had a spinal tumor no i have a new ailment that i've been googling incessantly that i think i have i think i suffer from vertigo

Speaker 2 This is so your 30s. You start looking outward.
You're like, look, I've been trying, and clearly it's not me. There's external things happening.

Speaker 1 External factors. And so I've been looking into that more and more.
I might even start going to acupuncture.

Speaker 2 Okay. And I put in the newsletter, apparently Taylor Swift swears by it, this acupuncture mat that's like, I sent to you.
That's $25 on Amazon.

Speaker 1 I put it in my Amazon Live video.

Speaker 2 Apparently, it's kind of painful, but you basically just like lie down and the spikes hit you. Again, these are things people do do instead of going to therapy.

Speaker 1 No, truly.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you sent me that text message of the mat.

Speaker 1 I immediately ordered it, got it, used it like a couple times, put it in my Amazon Live, and even said in my Amazon Live, I was like, Look, is this going to change your life?

Speaker 1 I have no fucking idea, but it does make me feel better knowing that I have it at home. And then after my live, one of my cameramen said, No, I actually own that, and I swear by it.

Speaker 1 The trick is you have to lay on it for like a solid 15 minutes he was like and then you do like your body will start like tingling a little and you do feel different he was like but people don't lay on it long enough to feel the effects like you really have to lay on it and i was like oh lay longer no problems try me you've come 800 try me

Speaker 2 he goes it's gonna be hard to stay in one position for a long time I was like, I've been training for this. The good news about having this week off,

Speaker 2 this last week, and like by off, that's a strong word. But I was able to catch up on a lot of shows.
Of TV, and I have some hot takes.

Speaker 2 I do have to say the funniest thing about the last episode we recorded, which by the way, we got so, I got so many messages, so I can't imagine how many you got. No.
People just being...

Speaker 2 loving that you were being open.

Speaker 1 It was like taking a beta blocker. I just felt because I will say this because I don't want to make this another

Speaker 1 therapy pod, but I will say

Speaker 1 the biggest fear of like those anxiety attacks was that like I was in the wrong career. Like I had picked wrong and like I was like a lie and all and like I should just pack it in.

Speaker 2 I mean I was forcing you to do it.

Speaker 1 No, and thank God. And I had so many girls say that exact thing.

Speaker 1 Like I had this one girl message me and be like, I'm a lawyer and every time I have to like interrogate the other side like I have to take a beta blocker and I thought oh my god I went through law school.

Speaker 1 I went through all of this and I can't even do it. Like this is the wrong career for me.
And so I just feel like it made so many girls feel seen in their career. Like we're late 20s, early 30s.

Speaker 1 We're like just at the, like people actually need us now at our jobs.

Speaker 2 Like we didn't think that this would happen.

Speaker 1 So we've hit like this point where we're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Like this is, it's too much. So I just want to say thank you to the gigglers.
It really, it helped me more than you know.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and also, you have to do something that scares you to feel alive.

Speaker 2 And I know there's some things that, like, you're scared and you suck at it, and it's like that's one thing, but like, you're actually so amazing on stage.

Speaker 1 You know, if you're horrible at your job and you're having anxiety, maybe think twice.

Speaker 2 Maybe that's a sign. You mean I love quitting.
I've quitting and getting fired. Do that.
That's fine. But, like, when you actually, it gets you to feel alive.

Speaker 2 Also, sometimes like when you're leveling up in your life, it's going to be uncomfortable. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And getting past that discomfort because like you literally mid-panic attack were so fucking funny on stage and you're just, it's very natural for you, but there could be another life that you just like stayed home and like were a personal assistant for someone and like you can do that tomorrow.

Speaker 2 You can.

Speaker 2 You have freedom at any time, which is beautiful.

Speaker 1 No, at any time I'm like, you know what? I will just start an organizational company.

Speaker 2 I'm starting a cat sanctuary like any second.

Speaker 1 Wait, Hannah, can we switch topics before we get into your TV shows? That you randomly just went and adopted a cat this weekend. You haven't even showed me him.
Is it a girl? Is it a boy?

Speaker 1 What's his name?

Speaker 2 I didn't adopt him.

Speaker 1 Who adopted him?

Speaker 2 Does his brother Aiden? Oh,

Speaker 2 I couldn't read the whole thing.

Speaker 2 No, you couldn't. Yeah, but also, I just wanted to let the gigglers know, Aiden's also available for adoption.

Speaker 2 If anyone is interested.

Speaker 1 I thought you woke up the next day and were like, let's go adopt him.

Speaker 2 So, the story was, I did write this long, long, long caption. And then at the bottom, I wrote in the comments, this is longer than a relationship that has ups and downs.
Whoa, truly.

Speaker 2 The thing is, when it comes to cats, I'm like, the cat people will appreciate this. Like, they want the details.
They're like, tell me everything.

Speaker 2 So, long story short, I was, I'm trying to relax in West Hampton because I'm like, you know, exhausted dealing with your shit, you know.

Speaker 2 and I'm lying there I'm trying to cleanse my soul from our demons that we've been fighting

Speaker 2 and this is actually so sad but I'm I'm lying with butter watching TV and butter starts growling and I'm like do you not like the channel we're watching is this character do you not like the plot line like I'll change it whatever you want and then she jumps up and like chucks herself out the window and I'm like oh it's probably a squirrel butter hates other cats like she's very territorial yeah so I look outside and it's like this orange and white cat that looks just like my dad's cat

Speaker 2 and whenever I see a cat I always try to like pet it

Speaker 2 so I open up the door normally when you open the door the cat's like no thank you and runs away this cat literally walks towards me and I'm like oh you found the right house motherfucker you found the right house I'm giving it food I'm petting it I call Des Des is like don't fucking let the cat inside the house I swear to God don't let the cat inside the house and I'm like I am this cat chose us like this cat needs us.

Speaker 1 The cat owns the house now. Sorry.

Speaker 1 I actually put it in her name.

Speaker 2 The cat owns the house. Like, well, anything this cat wants, this cat is getting.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And the cat, it has balls. Okay.

Speaker 2 Are they cat balls? This is going to sound weird. So fucking cute because they're hairy.
I've never seen them.

Speaker 2 They're furry, so they just have these two little fluffs and they're little, and by their tail, it's so cute.

Speaker 2 But this is the thing. I'm like, is this just someone's outdoor cat that is having fun? And it's so friendly.
But then I realize all cats are neutered.

Speaker 2 Like, even anyone's cat, you have to get it neutered. And then it's full of fleas, it's dirty and starving.

Speaker 1 How did you know it was full of fleas?

Speaker 2 It kept like itching itself.

Speaker 2 And it was dirty, but it was like rolling around on its back like the nicest cat. Where? Peter's crew.
In your living room? No, no, no. On my porch.
Okay. On my porch.

Speaker 2 So then finally, after petting it for, I'm going to say an hour, I was like, I have to go back to my other baby. I walk back in.
She hisses at me because I smell like another cat.

Speaker 2 Like, I felt like I cheated. I had to go in the shower and wash this other cat off me so butter could sleep with me.

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 She's like, you dirty. Butter is that bed.

Speaker 2 Butter is that bed. She's like, get that gross ass outdoor, dirty ass cat off you.
So next day, like clockwork, we're watching TV and this cat shows up again at 10 p.m.

Speaker 2 Just looking in like so cute like like he wanted to join the party same time as the night before same time as the night before he's on a schedule he's on a schedule and then I'm thinking maybe over the summer he had like a family that was feeding him and then they like left West Hampton come fall and he like lost his source so I am texting Jill who works at the Southampton Animal Shelter.

Speaker 2 She's my cat shaman. She tells me what to do.
And I'm like, Jill, we have an emergency. What do I do? And she's like, can you get him in the garage? so I'm full Steve Irwin at this point

Speaker 2 and I the cat follows me down the stairs into the garage I shut the garage door and the cat's like not happy with me like what the fuck like I trusted you and you trapped my ass and I get upset but I'm like look we have to neuter you

Speaker 2 so I'm like falling asleep I can hear the cat meowing I'm all upset In the morning I wake up and they come and get the cat and they bring it to the shelter to neuter it.

Speaker 2 And I'm talking talking to Aiden, who's driving me into the city because I can't drive. And I'm telling you about the cat.
And he's like, yeah, you know, like, wouldn't it? It would be cool.

Speaker 2 Like, maybe I should get a cat. Like, I don't know.
Is it a good cat? Is it a good cat? And I'm like, yeah. So focus on the cat.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's exactly how the conversation went.

Speaker 2 Andrew's like, oh, do you think it's a good cat? It's like a good one. I'm like, it's a good one.

Speaker 2 So the next day, it's all I'm thinking about. So I text her.
I'm like, how's he doing? Can I come and see him? And then Aiden comes. The cat like rubs his head on Aiden.

Speaker 2 And Aiden's like, yeah, take this cat, this cat's a good cat. Oh, the cat has been adopted by Aiden.
And

Speaker 2 again, Aiden's a dog guy. Yeah.
He fosters pit bulls. This cat puts his head on his lap and just lies there and falls asleep.
And Aiden's like, I fucking love this cat.

Speaker 1 The power of Giggly Squad knows no bounds.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 It knows no bounds.

Speaker 2 No bounds. All the cats are like huge Giggly Squad fans.
They're like, have you heard of this podcast? Promoting us? Like, they love us. Not sponsored.

Speaker 2 But seriously, Southampton Animal Shelter, if you're in Long Island, go. They have so many cute, good kittens right now.

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. My cat is somewhere under

Speaker 1 the bed right now because she met Polo this weekend and she was like not having it. It really took Polo like a minute to even know she was in the room because he can't speak

Speaker 2 well. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's honestly so sad. He's so old.
And like I said, you tell her Polo was like a zaddy? I was like, look, I got Polo when I was 18. He's like an old man now.
Like, just be respectful.

Speaker 1 And Daphne wanted nothing to do with him.

Speaker 2 She was like, she was like, oh.

Speaker 1 She was like, you didn't tell me prior to. Like, I'm not prepared.
I have to go.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I get it.

Speaker 2 I do have to say. Sorry.

Speaker 2 The funniest part about last episode, though, was we stop recording and you just look at me after this like emotional outpour and you go, okay, I'm going to watch the Menendez Brothers movie.

Speaker 2 And I go, yeah, don't think that's a good idea. No, don't think that's a good idea at all.
And then you leave, and I'm like, Okay, I'm worried.

Speaker 1 I'm beyond obsessed with the Menendez Brothers. I've gone into multiple fights with my parents on how they deserve to be released from jail.

Speaker 2 Wait, your parents think they shouldn't?

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, because my parents didn't watch the show, and they're going off like the 90s. I'm like, you don't even get it.

Speaker 1 I was like, there was so much more to the story, like they were being sexually abused. Like, I went into this whole thing.

Speaker 2 I was like, Well, the whole thing was in the 90s, like people did not realize that men could be sexually assaulted. I was abused.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which is.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, I was, I'm so obsessed with Cooper Koch, Koch, however you say his name, and I thought he was straight.

Speaker 2 I thought he was straight. And I was like, I'm obsessed with him.
He's my name.

Speaker 1 But the other one is. The other one's straight.

Speaker 2 The other one is straight. Some girl posted that like.

Speaker 2 She had this situationship with him before he got the role and like she got the ick from him and broke up with him. And now he's he's like the biggest

Speaker 1 sex symbol right now. Which brings me to the other show that I told you to watch, Nobody Wants This, which is like all over the place.

Speaker 2 I'm so embarrassed. I posted, oh my god,

Speaker 2 is it Aaron Foster? I love

Speaker 2 Nobody Told Us We Should Do This. Like, I wrote the wrong title.
Nobody wants us to do this or something. And people were like, that's literally nothing.

Speaker 2 Who knew Adam Brody? I don't. Who knew? I didn't.
I didn't. I did.
I didn't.

Speaker 1 You didn't watch the OC?

Speaker 2 I didn't watch the OC. I just thought he was some nerdy dude.
And also, you know what?

Speaker 2 The guy who plays Joe in the serial killer thing. Yeah.
I'm not into him that way. Like, I like him, but I don't think he's, like, hot.

Speaker 1 Did you watch Gossip Girl?

Speaker 2 No. No.

Speaker 1 Okay, so then please don't speak on issues that you have not researched and have

Speaker 2 great with challengers. Have you guys been

Speaker 1 into knowing? Seth Cohen is one of the best male high school characters on any show

Speaker 1 that I ever watched through my teens.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Seth Cohen is the reason that when I moved to New York, I was

Speaker 1 like, I need a Jewish boyfriend. Like, if I don't have a Jewish boyfriend, I'm going to freak out.

Speaker 2 It's just, but you understand if you just see photos of him, you're like, okay.

Speaker 1 But he's so funny.

Speaker 2 I know.

Speaker 2 I hate when there's a role for a man where you're supposed to, like, he's the heartthrob, but then he talks and you're like, no one really likes this man. No.
He's that guy. Like, he's great.

Speaker 2 And Kristen Bell's great.

Speaker 1 And the fact that Seth Cohen is married. What is his real name?

Speaker 2 Adam.

Speaker 2 Whatever is Seth Cohen.

Speaker 1 Is married to Leighton Meester is like.

Speaker 2 Makes sense.

Speaker 1 It makes sense because he was my favorite male character of all shows and she was my favorite girl. So like the fact that they hook up on the show.
They weren't ever on shows together.

Speaker 2 Oh, I thought they were both on Gossip Girl.

Speaker 1 No, she was on Gossip Girl, he was on the OC.

Speaker 2 They're not the same show.

Speaker 2 Are you sure?

Speaker 1 Definitely. That had some years between it, but like all CW.

Speaker 2 Oh, so Gossip Girl was East Coast, OC was West. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 2 O.C. was like Laguna Beach, and Gossip Girl was like Real House.
I was in New York.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. They were younger.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 2 That's exactly it. Got it.
Okay, well, it was very light and fun and easy to watch.

Speaker 1 It was light. It was fun.
I felt like when they were talking,

Speaker 1 I felt like when it was the scenes with the sisters and they were like talking about the podcast, like it was very you and me coded.

Speaker 1 Like she had to, when she had to go to the dinner like without Aaron, basically. And they're like, you're not going to be able to do it.

Speaker 2 You don't know anything about the podcast.

Speaker 1 She was like, whatever. Like, I can do it.
It's fine.

Speaker 2 It was giving our pod where we do have important meetings and one of us eventually breaks being able to be professional.

Speaker 2 And then we say like some inappropriate stuff, and there's a pause, and then someone goes, and that's why we love them. And that's why we love them.
They're so themselves.

Speaker 2 They have such good chemistry. That's like that variety article that just came out.

Speaker 1 No, there have been so many Zoom meetings where I'm like, I think we've lost the plot here.

Speaker 2 No, like, I just start trying to make Paige laugh, and the people are like, okay, let's stay focused here. And I'm like, but

Speaker 2 wouldn't it be funny?

Speaker 2 And you enable me.

Speaker 1 We are the definition of like in school where you like weren't allowed to sit next to your friend because you'd laugh so much. We are the definition of like, jokes on you, bitch.

Speaker 1 Like when we're adults, we're going to be in the same office.

Speaker 2 So like, fuck you.

Speaker 2 Every now and then I feel like there's someone who's just trying to get by their job. Like just last meeting of the day.
Yeah, and then it's like, girls, can you please just, can we just stay focused?

Speaker 2 Or they'll say something and I'll be like, can you explain that again for a two-year-old? Because like like, that made no sense, and I'm not pretending. I understood what you said.

Speaker 1 Sometimes we'll get into meetings, and I'll like barely even know what it's for, and Hannah will come in and change everything.

Speaker 2 Look, I do have to say, I actually love a fucking meeting, and I'll show up looking a wreck and I say, I go camera off for all of them.

Speaker 1 Hannah's there,

Speaker 1 camera on, and she's like, I've actually have new thoughts, and I think we should change everything to something different.

Speaker 2 We're like, okay.

Speaker 2 And I'll be like, in the most ridiculous scenario, I'm like in a grocery store and they're like, we can't hear you. We can't see you.
Are you kidnapped? What's going on? Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 No, I have thoughts. But yeah, the Menendez, I do have to say, I can't get myself to watch the last episode.
I think one, because it's upsetting and two, because I'm like, let's

Speaker 2 understand the mistrial part. I don't understand why they were like,

Speaker 2 I don't understand mistrials.

Speaker 2 The whole thing was pissing me off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I didn't finish it. I think I had like three up, three or two, two or three episodes left.
And I was just like, I feel like it's getting a little repetitive. I will say,

Speaker 1 probably because I just watched the documentary In Vogue on Hulu, which was so funny. Oh, you have to watch that.

Speaker 1 I didn't expect it to be as good as it was because usually fashion documentaries, sometimes you're like, okay, boring, like, whatever.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and I've seen the supermodel documentary, so I was like, Yeah,

Speaker 1 this was good. I want like a better, like a more updated documentary on Anna Wintor's like life before she became

Speaker 1 the editor of American Vogue. But anyway.

Speaker 1 But one of the things that they were saying in that documentary was like how much culture impacts fashion and really like fashion takes from like whatever's going on in the country, like in those days, like on how you dress and whatever.

Speaker 1 And I have this feeling that 80s fashion is going to like really come back. And I think the start of it was this Menendez Brothers show.

Speaker 1 And I think we're going to see more like 80s shows and people start to dress more 80s.

Speaker 2 Okay, that was so smart of you, first of all. Thank you.
Second of all, there is, it is known that, like, there's it's always like 30 years or something prior. Because if you think about it,

Speaker 2 who are the people in charge right now? The people who were 80s kids.

Speaker 2 So they're the ones making decisions. That's so true.
But I do have to say, I don't, I mean, obviously, I'm going to go with the trend probably, but like, I love the 90s trend.

Speaker 2 Like, I want it to stay forever. I know.
Even though it's funny, because in the 90s, we all thought it was horrible. We were like, this is the worst ever.

Speaker 1 I just, I don't like, I rather 90s than early 2000s. I like don't like early 2000s stuff.
But 80s I could be so down with. I love a shoulder pad.
You love a shoulder pad.

Speaker 2 I do love, I love a shoulder pad. I do.
I do have to say, this is my the first time I've been like really aware of trends.

Speaker 2 Like that every season there's more trends. Yeah.
I think

Speaker 2 I'm like,

Speaker 2 yeah, and now everyone's like, you need suede. Like you need suede.

Speaker 1 And then actually people people wear berets long suede trench because I was like oh my god I need a suede trench Yeah, if you don't have suede like no one's gonna take you seriously Zara has some pretty good suede stuff right now Are people wearing berets?

Speaker 1 Um I feel like people always wear berets.

Speaker 1 I think I don't think you're gonna see a lot of people in these hats because they're kind of like hard to pull off and I feel like people fall off easily but it's really more like it's called a pill box hat or like really in it's like the hats that Jackie Jackie O used to wear.

Speaker 1 Like, I've been seeing those a lot, but I don't, you probably won't see them for like a little because in trends, like I feel like you see it on the runway, it's said in the fashion community, this is going to be a trend in the spring.

Speaker 1 So, like, the fashion girlies kind of start doing it. But until like it gets to stores and like mass people are doing it, it's still like a full year.

Speaker 2 The trickle-down effect. I do have to say, I'm not happy about people saying that big sunglasses are back.
But I hate big sunglasses. No, because I have a small head.

Speaker 2 So like even a normal sunglass looks like a mosquito on me and I'm like really upset about it because I really like those little 90s glasses. They make me feel normal.

Speaker 1 I think you can still wear them.

Speaker 2 I will because I can't pull off a big sunglass. Like no one would take me seriously with you.

Speaker 1 We'd have to find the right big. Maybe that's something we'll do.
We'll go.

Speaker 2 Okay, we'll vlog it.

Speaker 1 We'll go to a sunglass store and we'll really find what the best shape is for you.

Speaker 2 There's nothing worse than putting on sunglasses and looking at someone and being like, what do you think? And they go, no.

Speaker 2 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I think that's what Stephanie was worried about when we went wedding dress shopping.

Speaker 2 That I was just like, no.

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Speaker 2 so i don't know about you but my tick tock algorithm is full of just girls trying different hair colors on in that like yeah cut it every fucking video and yes do i have to watch it all?

Speaker 2 Yes, because I have to see which hair color she looks best in. But like, how is this the premium content of TikTok?

Speaker 1 And I'm just going to say everyone looks better with their natural. I feel like everyone that I've seen looks best with what their natural hair color is.

Speaker 2 It's like everyone loves brunette. Everyone looks good in brunette.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Except for me, I'm red. Have you heard about the like fame theory about hair?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 So this one girl basically said that like

Speaker 2 the reason Tate McRae isn't popping to like next level status, which I don't know if I disagree with, I think she is popping that status, but they said because she's brown

Speaker 2 and how you have to either be blonde or blonde or brunette or red. You can't be like just like an in-between hair color.

Speaker 2 Like you like Chapel Rohn, they think when she went red, like they're talking about me like when I went on screen.

Speaker 2 But like,

Speaker 2 Olivia Rodrigo is dark. Brunette.
Britney is blonde. Karina Carpenter is blonde.

Speaker 1 Blonde.

Speaker 2 And there was like another example of someone who's a bron celebrity that like is kind of in between right now. And they were like, she has to pick.

Speaker 2 Like Billie Eilish, when she started going like green, everyone started loving her.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so interesting. And I kind of, I kind of get it.

Speaker 2 Your rise on Summerhouse, I think your fuck ass Bob like put you on the map first to be like, who's that girl with that look?

Speaker 2 Because if you had just like bronze, normal hair, it's harder. I don't know.
It's just like a mental thing that they're saying.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's because

Speaker 1 you're like innate.

Speaker 2 You want to put people into boxes?

Speaker 1 Yes. Like you want to like label people immediately in your brain to like compartmentalize and like organize your own brain.

Speaker 1 So you like want to put girls into boxes and it's like blonde or brunette, you can't be both. Like, what are you?

Speaker 1 Very interesting,

Speaker 2 very, very interesting.

Speaker 1 Okay, what else have you watched that you loved?

Speaker 2 This is like one of my hotter takes,

Speaker 2 and I'm gonna say it. Oh, God.
Ellen DeGeneres had a great special.

Speaker 1 Wait, I on Netflix, I didn't see it.

Speaker 2 Look. Is it funny?

Speaker 2 Kind of iconic that she got canceled for being a bitch.

Speaker 1 I think she got canceled for a little bit more, but like, yeah.

Speaker 2 But like, ultimately, it was like a lot of people being like, she's horrible to work with. She's

Speaker 1 like rude.

Speaker 2 So she

Speaker 2 goes on stage.

Speaker 2 And she's like, first of all, it's so easy to not care what people think when you're at the height of your popularity.

Speaker 2 You're like, I don't care what people think. Yeah, because everyone fucking likes you.
Right.

Speaker 2 And then she said something. She was like, I never got into this for the money.

Speaker 2 I got into this for laughter and bringing people joy and like finding myself through humor but she goes but then i got canceled and thank god for the money no i can't imagine

Speaker 2 and then she told this really funny story which like i can kind of relate to How everyone was saying she's like the meanest person ever.

Speaker 2 So she said she'd go to a restaurant and she could just feel people looking at her like waiting for her to do something mean.

Speaker 2 Like she'd like raise her hand to like grab a fork and they're like, she's going to hit the waitress. No, she's just grabbing a fork.

Speaker 2 Like she was, I was just waiting for her to do something like fucking mean.

Speaker 2 Yeah, um, because people had this idea, and it's this is the thing, I'm not excusing anything Ellen did, like, I think she probably was super cunty.

Speaker 2 And she even jokes that, like, she thought scaring people all the time was hilarious. And looking back, like, look, comics are fucked up people, yeah.

Speaker 2 But she was like, you know, it's crazy, I didn't know you weren't allowed to be mean in the entertainment industry, and not to go on a feminist rant, but she was like, if you're a male boss, you could literally go into someone's office and be like, talk to me right now.

Speaker 2 If you're a girl boss, you have to go in and be like, hey, do you have a second? I'd love to speak to you.

Speaker 1 A male boss that I had threw keys at me. And I was just like, okay.

Speaker 2 If a girl did that, you'd like arrest her. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And it got me thinking. I was hanging out with some like industry agent people and one agent was being so mean.
to his like um

Speaker 2 like coworkers or whatever and then was like talking talking about an actress who's being a bitch and I was like that's crazy because when men are mean like it's just like he's tough yeah we're like when a girl's mean they're like we can't deal with this and this is coming from someone who I actually

Speaker 2 I'm not making an excuse because if I met her and she was cold to me I probably would immediately be like I don't fuck with that girl because I think kindness is like the easiest thing you could do yeah it's way easier I just get upset when I feel like it's people who are big who are trying trying to make something happen, and you're trying to put your opinions out there, and people are like, oh, she's difficult.

Speaker 2 I just think disrespect is not okay in any capacity. But if you're just being like stern,

Speaker 2 but Ellen might have gone too far, but I do have to say, look, she's a genius. What she's done for gay rights has been huge.
And yeah, she's fucking imperfect, but

Speaker 2 you cannot say that her special wasn't hilarious.

Speaker 1 Well, here's another comparison I'll make. Like, no man

Speaker 1 in the when we start, when people started canceling people in like 2020, no man was canceled for being like mean or

Speaker 1 the men were getting canceled for like pedophilia, sexual assault. Like they were getting canceled for literal felonies that they were committing around the town.

Speaker 1 So like it took so much more for men to get canceled. I'm sure there's a ton of bosses who are men who did the same exact thing.

Speaker 2 not to get too specific, but like people have tried with you, like the buzzword of like, if a girl calls another girl a mean girl, that's like the worst thing you could call her when it's like people are mean to each other.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 like, who's who's are you responding to someone after being mean to you? And then you're the mean girl.

Speaker 1 I like, I feel like I've also gotten over that too, because like I've learned in my personality, yeah, if you're mean to me, I am going to be 10 times mean to me.

Speaker 2 That's the thing. You're responding.

Speaker 1 Like, sorry. Like, I will always win at that.
But, like, you started it. No, honestly, I feel like with reality TV and with, honestly, with boyfriends, like,

Speaker 1 I learned it the most with boyfriends that, like, if a guy ever says anything to me,

Speaker 1 I will go immediately to your biggest insecurity and I will say it to you. And, like, I know that that is a flaw in my personality.
I don't have to go that low, but also I'm like, you started it.

Speaker 1 Like, don't fight with me then.

Speaker 1 Sometimes you have to be mean to literally survive.

Speaker 2 But I do have to say, I live by it. Don't start anything.

Speaker 2 Try not to be reactive.

Speaker 2 And one thing someone told me, which I wish I did during my last season, but I didn't, but I wasn't,

Speaker 2 it was during COVID. It was crazy.
But they said, speak to men like your preschool teacher. Keep your voice low.
Be calm. Keep your voice low.

Speaker 2 And you have to speak like they're literally like their brain's not formed.

Speaker 1 That also like gets men, I feel like even more mad. Like sometimes, like when me and Craig will like have a fight or something, my natural go-to is like I raise my voice first.

Speaker 1 I always like am louder and like I'm 10 times meaner. But if I switch it up, then like I feel like he gets more.
He's like, Do you not even care? You don't even care.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, no, I'm just like trying not to be reactive and I'm keeping my voice low and I'm just like, we're having a conversation but like it does piss them off and that I and I love that.

Speaker 2 Early on before I got too into it, I would, when someone would come for me, I'd be like, what is this actually about? Because I don't think it's about this. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 What else is going on?

Speaker 1 What's going on at home?

Speaker 2 Are you okay at home?

Speaker 1 Something's amiss at home.

Speaker 2 Because it's true. Most of the time they are just like projecting frustrations on you and you represent something.
No, you don't think it's going on at home.

Speaker 2 Honestly, there's a lot goes on in the

Speaker 2 fucking home. That's why I live alone.

Speaker 2 That's why just me and Dad. And there's still things going on in the home.

Speaker 1 No, it was so funny. When I got to Albany, this was like Daphne's first road trip.
I got to Albany and I like set up her litter box and like set up all her stuff that she needs.

Speaker 1 Each member of my family walked into my room and they were like, Does Daphne know where her litter box is? And I'm like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, guys. I told her, but she can't say anything back to me.
So I don't know what you want me to do. I showed it to her.
I said, here's your litter box.

Speaker 1 But I have no idea if she comprehended it.

Speaker 2 I'm going to say one thing that I don't understand about cats. The only rule is when you bring them home, you just have to, you could put them in it or just literally show it to them.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And then they just know. Like it's, they're smarter than us.
No. Like I get lost in my own house.
Like.

Speaker 1 The thought of training a dog, I don't think I could ever do it.

Speaker 2 I can't go. I can't do it.

Speaker 1 I'm not.

Speaker 2 and here's the other thing I'm not doing it but this is the thing also like people like training dogs like they like being like I have this crazy animal that I'm gonna

Speaker 2 honestly I don't need that on my resume

Speaker 1 Craig told me a story the other day that

Speaker 1 I forget what town it was in or like where in the country it was that foxes are

Speaker 1 showing signs of wanting to be domesticated.

Speaker 1 Like how cats just were like, and we're domestic now. Like we're chilling.
And that foxes are like showing up and like doing all these things to be like, we're done.

Speaker 2 I'll take a fox in. Don't fucking tell me.

Speaker 2 They're fucking cute. So pro-fox.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm on their side to be like, we're tired now. We've done what we needed to do out here.
Like, we're ready to lay by a fire.

Speaker 2 They're like, put a leash on me, please. Put a leash on me and let me sniff on dogs.

Speaker 1 I'm so for them

Speaker 1 becoming domesticated. Like, I'm backing them in their fight.

Speaker 2 Back to my best friend Ellen. Look, everyone needs, like, the meanest.
I always loved having, like, a girl who was so fucking mean. Cause like, you don't have the balls.

Speaker 2 And, like, if she's on your side, like, you are protected. I, like, the scariest girl in school, I wanted her to like me.
And then I would just stand.

Speaker 1 Did you ever have like a moment in high school where like, I feel like this happened to me one time where like.

Speaker 1 I can't even remember, but I can picture the classroom. Someone was coming at me for something.
And I was so caught off guard. I was like, oh my God, wait, what's going on?

Speaker 1 And this one girl came from out of nowhere and like had my back and I'll never forget it because I was literally about to be like drowning.

Speaker 1 And like from that day on, like I respected that girl so much. And you're like, if she's around, like no one's fucking with me.
And I liked to be that too.

Speaker 1 Like if someone was fucking with someone, I was like, I'll end you. Like I'll murder you.

Speaker 2 The only time I was comfortable with confrontation was when like there was a clear bullying situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like when you're sticking up for someone.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and especially when that person, it's like, like they're just being mean for no fucking reason because like some girl like has weird hair or something. Something.

Speaker 2 Probably something going on at home. Yeah.
But back to Ellen.

Speaker 2 She has the funniest. So she got canceled when she first came out as gay.
Right. Like she couldn't get a job and show business and then she got the talk show.

Speaker 2 So she was like, look, first I was canceled for being gay. Then I was canceled for being too too mean.
And she's like, and in about 15 years, I'm going to get canceled again for being too old.

Speaker 2 And like, she's just, she's, look, she's being real. She's being funny.
And I do have to tell you guys, a lot of comedians are monsters.

Speaker 2 And like.

Speaker 2 We still find them funny. And like, she may be a monster, but like, you have to appreciate her art being funny and like not hiding and coming out and working and trying to bring joy to people.

Speaker 2 I'm not saying anything she did is okay because honestly, it's my biggest ick when people are fucking mean. Like, I hate it, and it's low, and it's stupid, and it's so easy to be nice.

Speaker 2 Speaking of foxes, not me obsessed with the Ellen stand-up, but she's like one of the best stand-ups ever.

Speaker 2 She talks about how like butterflies are so amazing, and she lists some other stuff, and she's like, but pigeons, they really fucking gave up. They were like, pigeons used to communicate during war.

Speaker 2 Now they can barely fly. Like, a car will come and they'll be like, please hit me.

Speaker 1 Literally take me out of my misery.

Speaker 2 They don't even get out of the way. And I'm like, that's so fucking true.
So anyway, that's my...

Speaker 1 I'm going to say one thing about Ellen. I,

Speaker 1 no matter what she was canceled for, like what is going on, whatever, I don't even really remember.

Speaker 1 I just find it so admirable for anyone to have a comeback. I feel like

Speaker 1 America loves a freaking comeback. I love for anyone to be like, you know what? I'm not going in hiding.
Like, yes, I did this. Yes, I did that.
No, I didn't do do this.

Speaker 1 Like, this was fabricated, whatever.

Speaker 1 I love someone being just like standing there and like taking it and coming back. You know, I just think that's great.
I could never.

Speaker 2 She had another joke where she said

Speaker 2 that she, her therapist couldn't really understand what she was going through because Ellen was like, I feel like everyone hates me. And the therapist was like, why do you feel that way?

Speaker 2 And she was like, I don't know, the New York Times and like the Washington Post and the Daily Mail.

Speaker 2 And they were like, okay. And then she's like, well, can you stop looking at the news?

Speaker 2 And she's like, I actually don't look at the news, but every couple days, a friend will just text me and be like, hey, thinking of you. Hope you're doing okay.

Speaker 2 And that shit was so relatable.

Speaker 1 That's so real.

Speaker 1 There's nothing like unfollowing every Bravo account to just have a random group chat of friends be like, hey, is everything okay? We love you.

Speaker 2 It's like, we love you no matter what. Yeah, it's like, okay, I didn't even see it.

Speaker 1 So let me just go.

Speaker 2 I do have to say to the friends, like, never text someone a bad article about them. Please.
Like,

Speaker 1 I'll end it. Don't ever text me a bad article about myself.
How dare you?

Speaker 2 I will wait for you to bring it up. I will never bring it up.
I'm never bringing it up.

Speaker 1 Text me a bad article about someone else.

Speaker 2 Like, be a girl's girl. Oh, my.
No, literally. So Ellen had some very funny points, but I also think like she's an older gay woman, and it's hard.

Speaker 2 Like society doesn't stereotypically in comedy right society doesn't love it um but i think that she has she's been through a lot in her life and who knows did you see

Speaker 1 will and harper

Speaker 2 i watched the beginning of it i like it made me so emotional and i also like love will farrell as someone who has met him once. Yeah.
He's an absolute angel. I know the gays hate him.

Speaker 2 I'm obsessed with this man. When he was trying to make the kids laugh in the diner.

Speaker 1 No, he's, I think he's so hilarious.

Speaker 2 He's the, he's the funniest ever.

Speaker 1 You know, this is the first time I saw him on screen and I felt like, oh my God, I felt like my parents because I was like, oh my God, Will Farrell. Like, this is the first time he looked old to me.

Speaker 2 Well, he also, when have you seen him be normal?

Speaker 1 Right. Like, you never see him.

Speaker 2 He's a character.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And. He just felt very like a dad.
Like, he just felt like a dad that like your friend's dad that was like making a documentary.

Speaker 2 he's the dad that like

Speaker 2 like he shows up when everyone's hanging out and you're like oh wait this is gonna be so funny yeah yeah i love him and it also i think was so good for like trans visibility in terms of

Speaker 2 like humor connects people because harper after she transitioned from being a comedy writer like she's like i'm still hilarious so she's shitting on it right because they they were talking about like are we is this a whole new friend Like, is this still my same friend?

Speaker 1 Like, what's our friendship gonna be like? And it's like, well, you still think the same things are funny and stupid. Like, so you can still connect.

Speaker 2 Did you see at the dinner table, she had all these SNL alums, and she was like, everyone was really nice, except for Tim.

Speaker 2 Tim sent me some like hate mail, and then this guy, Tim, the guy from Mean Girls, was like, I thought, I thought she was messing with me, so I sent some sexist, racist remarks back.

Speaker 2 I thought it was a bit.

Speaker 2 And it's so funny.

Speaker 1 No, it's so funny. Really, comedy brings everyone together.

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Speaker 2 Did you see Lana Del Rey married an alligator instructor? Another controversial take.

Speaker 2 I see it. I think Lana Del Rey has had it with these like asshole fame whore men, like finance bro douchebags, artsy fartsy losers, and is like, give me just a simple alligator instructor.

Speaker 2 And he's probably likes to explore. Okay, but he's simple and he's nice.

Speaker 1 He's not cute.

Speaker 2 Again.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just feel like, I feel like, okay, yeah, you can be like fed up and all that stuff, but it's like...

Speaker 2 Don't marry him. Yeah, the marriage thing is.
I don't know if you're married. I know.

Speaker 1 Like, it was just giving like, oh, you want to be married that bad? Like, what is so good about being married that like you do.

Speaker 2 Maybe he has like... an amazing penis.

Speaker 1 I mean, I'd hope so because.

Speaker 2 Why did I just envision us meeting him and being like, what's your name?

Speaker 2 Have you heard of the alligator circle?

Speaker 1 Circle of death.

Speaker 2 Circle of death. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Honestly.

Speaker 2 What is this? Can we send him the clip?

Speaker 2 Is it the circle of death? I think so.

Speaker 1 Like, were they just like a shit?

Speaker 2 Can we say justice versus sharks?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 It just, like, it just.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing I feel like. It's giving mediocre men the audacity.

Speaker 2 It's giving he's gonna hurt her more than any like famous guy she's ever dated hurt her because she's like this was a make-a-wish.

Speaker 1 Well, I also thought that he was like engaged like for 10 years like to his last girlfriend and then randomly was just like oh, so he's a fuckboy. So it was just like Lana Delray was interested.

Speaker 1 It's the same thing with like Ariana Grande just like breaking up that random marriage.

Speaker 2 Now Dalton is like the guy she divorced who was a random dude is now dating like a really pretty model and it's like it's you're right like keep them where they're at keep them where they're at and where they belong because there's nothing worse than giving like a dude you didn't even want to give a shot who's so beneath you than thinking he's on your level i always have to say the worst the most heartbroken i've ever been was in college with this guy after I dated the football player who I was like, this guy will kiss my feet.

Speaker 2 And then like, he got a whiff of himself that summer and was like, I literally was like, he's going to beg me to be his girlfriend. And he thought he was the coolest guy on campus.

Speaker 2 Not that like, I don't know. He just like was feeling himself and I, and wasn't giving me the time of day.
And I was like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 No one will break your heart like a real loser.

Speaker 2 Their name's always like Matt. Well, and it hurts your ego so much more.
Maybe that's why I was

Speaker 2 so, I was so shallow for hot men after that because I was like, if I'm going to get my heart broken, they better be fucking out of my league.

Speaker 1 well because it's like if this loser doesn't want me what does that say about me and that's the mental that's the mental capacity you go into and it's it's quite jarring so I do have to say never like go low because they'll go high

Speaker 2 I don't know what that meant but it made sense

Speaker 1 No, dating beneath you is like fun for a minute and then it's like I feel like you can't.

Speaker 2 This whole time we've been trying not to talk about it, but I feel like we should bring it up.

Speaker 2 Let's talk about the freak-offs.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. I didn't think that's where you were going to go.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to be honest. I'm on the side of TikTok where Beyonce's a murderer, and I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 I'm so, yeah, I'm so confused. I'm on the part of TikTok where they're saying, like, Kanye was trying to save Taylor Swift by not having her compete with Beyonce.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because she was going to get murdered.

Speaker 2 I'm, but I, like, can't believe any of it.

Speaker 1 No, I think that's like taking it to like a little bit of an extreme.

Speaker 2 She said, like, Adele broke her Grammy off and was giving it to Beyonce because she was scared.

Speaker 1 I think she's just a nice person.

Speaker 2 Let's focus at the problem at hand. Okay, with the freak offs.
There's a lot of Justin Bieber drama.

Speaker 2 But long story short, then people are saying that he would do these freak offs and film them so he could like blackmail.

Speaker 1 I need you to stop saying freak off.

Speaker 2 I can't stop saying freak offs. I've been saying it every time.
I can't. Why couldn't they pick a better name than freak off?

Speaker 1 Why is it named that?

Speaker 2 It sounds like

Speaker 2 when you're throwing a birthday party when you're like 19, you're like, it's for the breakouts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like tonight. Some stupid theme.
It's like, call it a sex party.

Speaker 2 Like, it sounds like it sounds like

Speaker 2 a bunch of like adults were trying to throw a cool party for kick for like a brand. And they're like, it's going to be a freak off.
Kick ass. And like,

Speaker 1 it's just like, no, no.

Speaker 1 I think that P. Diddy, whatever his name is, Diddy, who cares? I think he should rot in jail for the rest of his life.

Speaker 1 And if someone killed him, like, I wouldn't bat an eye.

Speaker 2 It's just upsetting that this was, whatever was happening, happened for so fucking long. And now they're looking back that, like, he might have been involved with Tupac.

Speaker 2 And, like, but they're saying that he was, like, blackmailing everyone, like, hey, I have you doing this. Don't ever fucking turn on me.
Wait. So he had everyone silenced.
What about this?

Speaker 1 Is like so off topic. What about Sabrina Carpenter saying at her concert that she's the reason that our mayor got indicted? Indicted.

Speaker 2 Did she say why?

Speaker 1 She said because she filmed her music video at a church

Speaker 1 and it like wasn't supposed to be allowed or something and they looked into the person that like allowed it and he had some like shady shit going on with the mayor.

Speaker 1 Some like random weird story, but it all had to do with because she filmed it all goes back to

Speaker 1 a woman in the arts just not knowing that she was what she was doing for the good of the city.

Speaker 2 People went to her

Speaker 2 show last night.

Speaker 2 She had at MSG.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, concerts are hard for me. No.

Speaker 1 Thank you so much for saying that because I did get an email inviting me to the Sabrina Carpenter concert, and I was like, wow, so many girls would kill for this.

Speaker 1 And this is so nice that they're inviting me to this.

Speaker 1 My cortisol is not

Speaker 1 regulated enough to be at a concert setting. I'm just not a concert girly.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm not? I'm not an inside concert girly. I like an amphitheater.
I like something.

Speaker 2 Oh, because you could leave. Because you could like wander off.
It's easier to go a tree. I think that's what it is.
Oh,

Speaker 2 a car. What if I just got into this car?

Speaker 1 Yes. What if I just got into it?

Speaker 2 And you're also like, oh, I'm getting vitamin D. Like, this is like my walk.
Yeah, my amazing.

Speaker 1 I like an amphitheater.

Speaker 2 I, yeah, I don't like crowds. I don't like girls singing.
I think it's PTSD from being on the bus, and some girls would start singing a song, and I would just get really awkward.

Speaker 2 And I feel like the second I started singing, everyone would laugh at me. I don't know.

Speaker 1 For as much as we are performers, and we truly, truly are, we're like always running a bit, always like performing for someone.

Speaker 1 We aren't singing dancing type.

Speaker 1 Like I'm not a dancer. Like it, it's actually probably like a bad quality, but like at a wedding, I'm not the most fun person at the table.

Speaker 1 I'm not like a let's get up and go to the dance floor at a wedding type of person at all.

Speaker 2 Can we discuss? I hate going to weddings because like the social

Speaker 1 wedding is, I really, it makes me really uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 You're having these awkward table conversations with people you don't really know.

Speaker 2 Then you have to awkwardly dance with people you don't know while older people are just watching you dance to swag surfing.

Speaker 1 Weddings are truly only fun if it's your

Speaker 1 sibling,

Speaker 1 your best friend,

Speaker 1 or you.

Speaker 2 And all of those have caveats.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and that's literally it because you don't really get to hang out with your best friend at all, like during that day, but you're happy that like she's experiencing this.

Speaker 1 Your sibling, it's fun because it's like your family's there, but you're also like, you, everyone has like that weird cousin and uncle and like whatever, like like whatever you don't want to talk to and then you like yeah because it's all about you but it's also like probably the most stressful I've also been on the outskirts before where you know that like you weren't the first people invited and then they'll be like oh my god there's a seat an extra seat I can't get you to my wedding and you're like are you trying to fuck up I like do you like

Speaker 2 I know that like if I go there, I'm gonna have to be at my best and like perform and like be great, but like I don't have it in me all the time. No.
And it's such a weird mix of people sometimes.

Speaker 2 Oh, God. And then you have to watch people cry.

Speaker 1 See, like, I almost rather be a plus one

Speaker 1 because I feel like there's no pressure because it's like, I don't know anyone here, so I'm not obligated to talk to any of you.

Speaker 1 And I can take as long as I want in the bathroom because no one's looking for me.

Speaker 2 Like, dancing with uncles. That should be illegal.

Speaker 1 It's not for me. I really, actually, Craig gets mad at me at weddings because I'm like, I can't, I'm not like that just like whimsical type.

Speaker 2 Actually, it's so funny. I just got a memory.
My dad, we were at a wedding, and my mom was on the dance floor, and my mom's like cute and like good at dancing.

Speaker 2 And my dad looks at me and he goes, See how mom dances? She's loose, she's relaxed. Try to learn from her.
And I was like, Wait, what? No, my brother is like, he's so stiff when you go on things.

Speaker 1 I'm like the worst dancer, too. Like, I'm not, I can't, I just can't do it.
It's not for me.

Speaker 2 Wait, I'm about to blow blow your mind. Speaking of stiffness,

Speaker 2 people are saying that women are getting too much Botox and filler, that babies are having trouble learning expressions because their moms are not showing them the full spectrum of emotions. Stop.

Speaker 2 That could be totally false, but when I saw it on TikTok, I was like, that's fucking hilarious. Just a bunch of serial killer babies being made who like can't react to things.

Speaker 1 Me and Hannah have had quite extensive extensive talks on tour recently that we're gonna skip Botox and filler. We're just gonna skip that phase.
And when we turn 60, maybe 55,

Speaker 1 maybe even 50.

Speaker 2 It depends how it depends on how we're going.

Speaker 1 We're just gonna pop out one day having facelifts. Like we're gonna go big or we're going home.
We're not going in for a couple little needles here and there.

Speaker 1 If we're going under the knife, they're pulling our whole faces off and they're redoing them.

Speaker 2 So spending a couple days in LA,

Speaker 2 the word on the street is that the girls, some of your favorite pop stars have undergone like two, three facelifts.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 Paige, I'm telling you, these girls who look insane, you're like, what they have done?

Speaker 1 Facelifts. Like the normal population, we're getting fed like, oh, it's preventative Botox.
The elite, they're getting fed it's a preventative facelift. Like it's a mini facelift.

Speaker 2 Girls in your early 20s, stop getting preventative Botox. Yeah.
Your skin is going to age regardless. It's like so unnecessary.
Also, your babies

Speaker 2 don't know if you're sad or happy, if you're crying or laughing. Okay.

Speaker 1 I really don't subscribe to preventative Botox. I think that's such a scam by like.

Speaker 2 And now I'm terrified of filter, of filler, filter, a filler.

Speaker 2 Because it's migrating.

Speaker 1 And it's like, here's the thing, though, and this is like really selfish, and this is for the millennials. This is for the millennials right here.
Okay. Part of me is like,

Speaker 2 ha ha,

Speaker 2 like

Speaker 1 Gen Z looks old. Like I, like, I kind of like it.
I'm like, it makes me feel better about aging because I'm like, oh, my God, I'm 10 years older than you and I look younger than you.

Speaker 1 So like, I feel fine.

Speaker 2 It's also like not their fault, though, because

Speaker 2 we, it wasn't a trend when we were growing up. Like, we would have fallen to it too, maybe.

Speaker 1 No, like, I didn't, uh, I had a couple girlfriends, i think who started to get botox when we were in college but like

Speaker 1 it was very it was not definitely was not talked about the way it was talked about now and it was random yeah it was rogue i feel like girls really didn't start getting it until i was like 26 and i and then i was still like i was like guys we don't need it have you seen the cardi b drama With her and offset.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And her just like publishing all the receipts of everything.

Speaker 2 yeah. All I got from it because I was watching it on mute, was that's really good.
Can I do

Speaker 2 you guys? This is hard-hitting journalism, and let me preface this with: please, please, please. I know you can go viral, but like, do not blast your personal lives on the internet.
Like, just don't.

Speaker 2 Don't call people out. Like, just keep it to yourself.
I'm telling you, just don't do it. Cardi, but you know, she's doing her own thing, and I'm her number one fan.

Speaker 2 But basically, this man's been cheating and disrespecting her for so long.

Speaker 2 So, she goes and basically says, his friend, who was part of his, I was going to say band group, takeoff, who passed away, she goes, so funny you've been cheating on me this whole time because I hooked up with takeoff, period.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. You can't, here's the other thing.
You can't bring the dead into it. You just can't do it.
But you know what? The way I feel about

Speaker 1 posting a receipt and calling someone out on social media is the same way I feel about people crying on social media. Neither are for me.

Speaker 1 And you keep it inside. You keep all of it inside because one day you'll need it for something greater.

Speaker 2 And I do have to say there's some, like, I'm going to say it. I have fucking receipts of shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I have receipts of people who have lied and I feel like I have your receipts saved in a file.

Speaker 2 You have my receipts as well.

Speaker 1 I have other people's receipts. I don't even know how I have accumulated them.

Speaker 2 They're like, hold on to this in case I need it. I feel like once you release it into the wild, it better be the right time because then you've lost your power.

Speaker 1 It's no longer your receipt. It belongs to the people.

Speaker 2 It belongs to the people. And also, it's like it's out there and they know what your hand is.
I'm keeping my receipt for when I need to.

Speaker 1 Hannah is very into blackmail.

Speaker 2 No, these people don't even know that I, the receipts that I have because I didn't show them.

Speaker 1 Well, that's the best thing about a receipt. You don't know what I'm at.
You don't know what I'm packing.

Speaker 2 Actually, I did try to show receipts at one reunion, and I was like, I don't care.

Speaker 2 He was like, that is, that is.

Speaker 1 Here's where it's good for me. My mental health, my anxiety kicks in that I can't look back at the receipts.
So I don't even know what I have. I mean, that like induces too much.

Speaker 2 No, that's what happened. I didn't look back at stuff because I was so upset.
And then once everything settled down, I was like, this voicemail is

Speaker 2 Yeah. And everyone was like, it's seven months too late.
No one cares.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 Someday.

Speaker 2 Final drama.

Speaker 2 To upset all the millennials and the Gen Zs are going to be like, shut up. We don't care.
Tia and Tamara don't talk. I really don't like it.

Speaker 1 One, I don't like it because I don't like when siblings don't talk. I just find that to be, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 And I especially don't like it because they're twins, which means they're feeling things and they're not

Speaker 2 saying illegal.

Speaker 2 That's illegal to not talk to your twin.

Speaker 1 I feel like it really is.

Speaker 2 They're sending psychopathic stuff to each other. I don't know if that was the right word.

Speaker 2 It's basically like,

Speaker 2 yeah, it's not okay.

Speaker 1 No, it's not okay.

Speaker 1 It's HIPAA.

Speaker 2 It's a HIPAA violation to not talk to your twin.

Speaker 1 And I think if this is all over like one of their husbands, I'm going to be really mad.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's going to piss me off.

Speaker 1 So they need a resurgence. I need something good to happen for both of them.
And I need someone to come together, like bring them back together.

Speaker 2 Maybe they should do a reunion with Andy Cohen.

Speaker 1 I mean, they should do something.

Speaker 2 They should do something. But we're rooting for you guys.
No, we are. Family.
Family's important. Family's everything.
Family's important.

Speaker 2 Anyway, speaking of family, we love you, Giga, so much.

Speaker 1 One thing before we go, because this was too good.

Speaker 1 What? Nana posted your New York Times article, but first she posted a picture of herself doing like just something normal.

Speaker 1 And I could not stop laughing and I could not stop looking at it because I was like, I'm obsessed with Nana.

Speaker 2 So Nana posted a photo showing her declottage sitting in her living room that my papa took. And the second photo was like New York Times.
And she was like, just a beautiful morning.

Speaker 2 Also, side note, my granddaughter is in the New York Times, but I look beautiful as always.

Speaker 2 In case you were wondering.

Speaker 1 It was just, it made my whole freaking day. I commented.
I was like, Nana, this is just so you.

Speaker 1 Last thing I want to say is my last episode of In Bed with Paige DeSorbo is on Tuesday night. So tonight.

Speaker 2 Who chooses the order?

Speaker 1 Amazon, I think, did.

Speaker 2 Because mine went out real quick.

Speaker 2 Is it because they were excited or they just didn't want to end with me? I think they were excited about you.

Speaker 1 They just wanted to put it out there.

Speaker 1 Who's the last one? Andrea Lopez.

Speaker 2 Oh, I love Andrea Lopez. It's so good.

Speaker 1 She does this episode as as a bunch of different people.

Speaker 2 Okay, yeah, she went above and beyond. She literally did

Speaker 2 a small sketch. She deserves it.

Speaker 2 By the way, we still have some tickets available in these cities. So if you live in them, run.
Atlantic City, Newark, Madison, Gold Bedgers, Milwaukee, Texas, and Cleveland.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay, we love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling.
Talk to you next week. Bye.

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