Giggling about voice rest, edging, and Daphne

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Oh, those are those ones from Japan. Wait, they actually look so cool.
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What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit.
We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me.
What is up, my great-ass gigglers?

I was going to just say great, but that felt corny.

I felt like not the energy you wanted to bring to today's pod.

I spent five minutes trying to figure out what energy I wanted to bring to the gigglers this week,

and we couldn't figure it out, so we just started.

I wish more people did that, though.

Energy's important.

No, like walking into anywhere, I think we should start saying,

what's the energy I want to bring to this?

To this function?

To this function.

I don't know. out so we just started.
I wish more people did that though. Energy's important.
No like walking into anywhere I think we should start saying what's the energy I want to bring to this? To this function? To this function. Do I want to ruin everyone's day? No because you should also plan like people are like okay now be nice but also sometimes plan to be mean.
Normalize not always bringing good energy to the function. Some functions need a balance of bad energy.
Well let's discuss the energy you brought to the function at my um premiere party wait we have so much to talk about that energy was wackadoodle your premiere party was quirky it was so kooky it was all of these all of these different feelings okay just to

like

set the scene

yeah It was so kooky. It was all of these different feelings.
Okay. Just to, like, set the scene, it was sponsored by Popeyes.
Was it? Yes. I wanted an ice luge.
Oh, my God. Wait.
Hannah, for the life of me, I'm like, biscuits is, like, a crazy order. I'm like, but I'm so fucking down with it.
Like, a guy walked over and was like, do you want a biscuit? And everyone next to me was like, no. And I was like, I'm sorry.
They're so rude. Yes, I'll have a fucking biscuit.
There were two tables full of chicken tenders. I just thought it was like the venue tenders.
We're sponsored by, shout out Popeyes, shout out Under Armour. Okay.
I did run into that mannequin.

They go, can we bring a mannequin?

I said, that is the energy I want to bring to this function.

And you know, people were like, is that Paige?

And I was like, nope.

She is shy.

I was, okay, another thing.

I was mad at the establishment.

I was like, why would they not move this mannequin during the party?

Like, this is a literal fire hazard.

You're like, I'm trying to order a drink.

Is this mannequin going to order?

What's it doing?

But I had a badger outfit on.

And then we had Red Bull.

that you can't do. not move this mannequin during the party like this is a literal fire hazard.
You're like I'm trying to order a drink is this mannequin gonna order what's it doing but I had a badger outfit on and then we had Red Bull this was right after Fallon I just go like I'm on I basically in my head was like don't fuck up Fallon yeah and I'm like if I don't fuck up Fallon I'm gonna be on such a high and then just party the night away with my friends I don't know how you did it but how I up Fallon. No.
It's a miracle. You're special and like your outfit for Fallon, your outfit for the party.
Did it work? Nailed it. Tabitha Sanchez.
Like the energy that you wanted to put out for Fallon with your outfit. I love how we started.
We will stick on the theme of a. We will commit to a bit.
The one thing we will commit to is a theme of a bit. And this week's episode is about the energy that you personally bring to functions.
I was going to do this like really sparkly gown on Fallon and like three days before I freaked out. I was like, I can't do it.
That's not the energy I wanted to bring. I think that was the right decision.
And then for a second I'm like, do I look like I'm running for Senate? And then I was like, I don't hate that energy. It was giving very politically skewed.
It was giving like the new girl in the House of Representatives being like, what are the vibes? No, like Speaker of the House might be speaking too much. Like that was the energy it was giving.
The Speaker of the House does not shut the fuck up. But the Speaker of the House is talking about queeping again and it's inappropriate.
The crazy thing though about Fallon is it's like this old school thing. Like it has this history and it's super official and like my parents were there and all these people were there and everyone was acting really calm and I was like did they not realize that I have five minutes on TV and I can't fumble a word.
Right. And like in my head I was just like why is everyone so calm? Like I can embarrass everyone in this room right now.
Were they trying to bring calm energy? They were trying to bring I tell my mom she goes oh no we were freaking out but we didn't want to make you nervous. Right.
And I was like I was nervous that no one else was nervous. Right.
You're like hello. I was like does no one realize that this is like kind of scary and everyone was just like laid back chilling talking about other things other things.
Like I wasn't even there. You know, it's funny is your dad actually said to me, Jimmy Fallon has the same energy as Hannah.
And I was like, I could see that. And he was like, you know, he came into the room.
He's very like loud, bubbly, like personal, personable. And so your dad was on to the energy.
Speaking of my dad, I don't need to throw him under the bus, but I will. My dad discovered that he has gout.
Okay. And he went on to tell every single friend of mine that he has gout in his toe.
Is that when, like, your foot becomes swollen? It's something going on with his foot. Don't Google it, Chris.
You're going to gag. But my friends kept coming up to me.
They're like, your dad is so funny and cute. Like, he was telling me about his gout.
gout and I was like dad that's not the vibe we want to bring to the function no that's certainly not the vibe I'm trying to bring it Jimmy Fallon my dad was like can I talk about my gout this is the same space right but I remember I was pretty calm and then you're standing right behind the curtain and I do have to say shout out to the sound guy because he looked at me and he was like, congrats on the special. Like, you're doing great.
Like, gave me, again, like, energy behind the scenes can, like, really get you nervous. Like, you know when everyone's hectic and you can tell they're worried and you're like, how am I supposed to have it together when, like, this is your eyes to show? He was so calm.
The band was great. Jimmy was great.
And then I'm supposed to do five minutes of clean material. I did seven minutes, 30 seconds.

Well, like, I was getting applause breaks, and you can't, like, interrupt the applause.

But then I was going rogue.

Like, I was, like, I went rogue a little.

You started doing crowd work?

The funniest part is the night before, they walk you around.

Shout out Michael Cox.

He's amazing.

He's the booker.

And I went to the cellar and had to practice this five

minutes like to the T like every

motion every word

and then I even got there and I did a practice round

and Des was there

so it got me a little nervous because I'm making fun of him

and I was in my head a little

and then the final one you know I can't be managed so I was like

that's Jimmy Fallon do I look like I'm running for president

and then he's looking at me and then he

walks off and he's like thank god you killed

because you did seven minutes and thirty seconds

so they don't like

Thank you. that's Jimmy Fallon.
Do I look like I'm running for president? And then he's looking at me and then he walks off and he's like, thank God you killed because you did seven minutes and 30 seconds. So they don't like, they don't light you like as if you're in a comedy place.
No, it's more like he tested it. He was like, this is five minutes.
This is perfect. But if it goes well, they're fine with it.
But like if you're bombing and doing over it, get off the stage. Get off the stage.
So I did it. And then I was like, oh, Brita Hora was there.

You guys, I made so many celebrity friends and enemies this week.

I can't wait to tell you.

And we have a huge announcement on Paige's end that I'm just kind of like edging.

What enemy?

Well, Zendaya is coming from my throat.

No, Hannah.

No, like I'm scared.

No.

I played the bit too hard and I'm actually. And you know what's funny about it is because you've publicly been going around to literally anyone who will listen and say, like, well, you wear a tie.
How about everyone wears a tie? I'm trying to make ties happen. Zendaya hit you with the most fashionable, like, I see you doing it two days in a row.
Two days in a row. Two days in a row.
that's when I said, oh, she's destroyed me. Two days in a row.
But the thing is, I don't mean to talk shit on Challengers. It's just all these interviews.
Everyone's like, what do you think about Challengers? And you know I can't lie. It's my biggest problem in life and I'm not going to filter it.
The day I think would be like, she's speaking her truth. A hundred percent.
I think maybe it was actually a like... Nod, An ode.
An ode. I see you.
I hear you. I hear you.
I see you. She put out a leaf.
What is it called? An olive branch. She said, here's this twig.
Bitch. She gave me.
A toothpick. She gave me poison ivy.
And so Zendaya's wearing ties now. So maybe that means that the beef is over or it's just begun.
I don't know. You do know that I wore a tie, like, last year BravoCon.
Was that when you wore no pants? You wore it with a tie? No, my outfit before, I wore a tie and, like, this red flower Valentino skirt. And no one said anything about it.
I think like here at Giggly Squad, INC. Yeah.
What are we? INC. What is INC? Corporation.
Oh. Incorporated.
LLC. What are we? Oh, we're LLC.
Limited Liability Corporation. What was I saying? You're saying you wore a tie.
So wait, do you want to take the tie?

No, I don't want it.

Take the tie.

I don't want to take the tie.

Because I had bangs before you had bangs, but I don't attack you about it.

I didn't want to bring it up.

If you're going to bring it up, I mean, Grace can pull up the receipts.

Anyway, let's move on.

Wait, what was the original story you were telling?

Rita Ora.

You guys know I love telling you guys all the behind-the tea Rita Ora is on the show Yeah And Who we had confirmed as a Giggler She's confirmed as a Giggler She's met you before Yes, briefly we She Remember that was the whole drama with Kelly Rowland Why was I about to say Kelly Clarkson? With Kelly Rowland There was a lot going on that day And then Rita Ora stepped in Yes But we knew she was a Giggler So I knew she was there but I was about to say Kelly Clarkson. With Kelly Rowland.
There was a lot going on that day. And then Rita Ora stepped in.
Yes. But we knew she was a giggler.
So I knew she was there, but I was playing it cool. Which just like a giggler, like lend a helping hand, you know? A hundred percent.
Oh yeah, I'll host the show. So they go, oh, Rita Ora wants to say hi to you.
So in that moment, like I wasn't dressed yet. I was like, do I get dressed? I don't know.
I was trying to play cool. Like I immediately lose my cool.
So I go over and Rita jumps out of her dressing room grabs my hand and goes come in I thought I was just saying hi she takes me to her dressing room and she's I'm gonna butcher this accent but she's like oh my god I love your special the gum bit was so funny um I like those street videos you do can you like make fun of me can you I have a new movie coming out can you make fun of me or I wanted you to roast her and i was like that's actually the only thing i'm good at doing and the only way i feel comfortable in social you know situations so we like filmed a funny video and i was like you're a giggler like i'm obsessed with you and then like i was literally just in her green room just like hanging you like don't i didn't know how to act and then she like she's so Tall. We're also the same age, 32.
Wait, that makes me feel bad about myself. Why? I don't know.
Why? I just got a looming feeling. I love that you're in touch with your emotions.
Thank you. Because I would have suppressed that shit.
I would have just ate a cracker. Yeah, I was like, mm, okay.
I would, like, obviously celebrities are, like, so stunning in person. But she was one person that I was like, oh, my God, your skin.
She also can pull off all different hairdos, all kind of fashion. So anyway, we run to the after party.
Yeah. And I'm like, I literally become your wife, I feel like.
Oh, no. Like, I'm your husband.
Your party. Yes, my party.
Your premier party. Because I'm basically like, I told you you were the maid of honor.
No, Hannah, it felt like our wedding day. I actually started getting uncomfortable because people kept being like, and congratulations to you too.
And I'm like, thank you. We're so happy.
We can't believe this time. So the party, I'm not a big partier.
You guys know that. but if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
And my mistake for not realizing that you were doing it, I don't know if you relayed to the group, and the group I mean is me and Grace, I was not under the impression that it was what that was. Look, it was supposed to be 100 people.
I invited 200 people. 200 people came.
In not a 200 room. No, I think it was illegal.
It was definitely legal. I have my whole family, extended family.
I have influencers, comedians, reality TV stars. No, it was a schmorgasbord.
Friends from just the world. It was the craziest main characters, and I do have to say the gays made that party.
No, the gays are phenomenal. Shout out to Donald Prima who took photos for everyone.
He just had a light. He would appear out of nowhere with a light, and then he would take a photo.
He was blackout. He was just like light.
At one point, I literally started being like, Donald, come here, light! Like, I was like, should I Venmo him? Like, he's fully working, working but he's like I love it and then and then they were like dancing like doing this and like the gays just made the party next level but let's be honest you you scurried in I yeah I came in I didn't see you for the first 20 minutes I was there and I'm like where's Paige where's Paige everyone kept being like oh Hannah's over here and then I go over there and they're like oh Hannah's over there and I'm like okay well I have to talk to Nana like so many things who can't hear a thing can't hear a single thing can't hear a thing without loud music but she loved sitting there knowing that people were complimenting her she just held my hand for a minute and I feel like it was the energy we both needed so I see you you look like a feral cat scared need to find a hiding spot so scared spot. So scared.
I look at you and I'm like, you're here. I'm so happy.
But then immediately we're getting pulled in different places. And I'm trying to, next thing I know, you were like, I need to get out of here.
At one point, I pulled Grace into the hallway and I said, we need a minute. We just need a minute.
And we literally sat there and we just breathed. But you knew so many people.
That was the thing. I knew so many people and I feel like I talked to so, I tried to talk to so many people too quick.
In a short amount of time. It's like when you're, you say that you're really, really hungry.
Yeah. And so you get all this stuff, but then you eat like two bites and you're like, okay, shoot, I'm full.
I like saw'm like I gotta talk to them and you know what your social anxiety wasn't able to process how all the interactions went so you got overstimulated because you couldn't overstimulate you couldn't be like wait was that good was that bad oh no I'm talking to someone else and once I'm sweating I like you're sweating you also were in your party pants thank you for noticing I changed my outfit like three times I had no. I was really stressed about it.
Yeah. Because I thought you were wearing the red.
And I switched it up. And then you switched it up.
But I was actually happy with my outfit. So we, it was like honestly the best.
No, it was really fun. The best time.
I actually loved looking at pictures from the next day. I didn't take a single one.
Neither did you. We took one with Melissa Gorka.
Yeah, we did. That was like the only picture we took.
But that's, people were like, where's the photos of Paige? I was like, there's one of you scurrying out. There's one of like a panic in your eye, like clearly being like, how do I get out of here? But this is true friendship.
People are like, where's Paige? And I'm like, she came. We made eye contact.
she left. She had to go.
I also do have to say, like, while you're in, like, crazy filming mode during the week, like, I don't think you can handle it. No.
I also, like, didn't mentally prepare. It was crazy.
For, like, where it was, how many people were there. Like, it was like a club.
Like, it was clubbing vibes. And everyone, we ride at dawn.
The playlist is on Spotify. T.I.
No, people were getting fucked up. People were.
I feel like. Fucked up.
Yeah, I, like, couldn't get to the bar. People were sweating.
The gays were taking their shirts off. Like, so much stimulation was happening.
It was crazy. But quick shout out.
Thank you to the gigglers. Yeah.
For riding at dawn for me. I could cry just thinking about it.
We've been in the top two, three, four for the last five days. How fucking on brand, though, that the guy right before you? The man with a thousand children.
Why are we rewarding bad behavior? And then the fucking Vikings are ahead of me. I saw it.

And the CTE got... Talk about the original

fuckboys. Yeah, then...

The CTE people. The football players.

The football players, which you know is triggering for me.

And then Vikings are, like, they created

fuckboydom. Yeah.
Like, they're such

fuck... Yes.
Did I just invent a word?

No. Fuckboydom? Like, it should

be put in Webster.

So, I...

But the Gigglers, I know they're playing it.

Honestly, if any of you guys...

Thank you. Like, it should be put in Webster.
So, I, but the Gigglers, I know they're playing it. Honestly, if any of you guys, sorry, I got old.
I had a stroke. If any of you guys are listening right now, like, people haven't been listening.
If you started listening right now and you've watched a special, we play it one more time. Do me a favor.
Do me a favor. Watch it again.
I call my mom on, like, Saturday, you know, as I need my morning mental health call with my mom. Right, right.
And it's, like, really loud in the background. Like, what's going on? And she goes, can I call you back? I'm watching your special.
I'm like, mom. No.
I love that. And she came to my place and she's like, why is your special not on? And I was like, you're so fucking right because every view counts.
No, true. And I think I'm ranked number two because my Nana has it on repeat.
Because Nana literally can't find the remote. Before we get to your big news, which I'm edging.
Is this embarrassing? But I just learned what that word means on TikTok. Edging? Yeah.
How'd you find out? I looked it up. I kept like getting TikToks and they were like saying the word edging.
And I was like, what the fuck is that? I did not think it.ging? I didn't know it was sexual. I thought it was something to do with landscaping.
That's hedging. And so I had to Google what edging was.
I thought edging was like when you're at the pool and you're going to jump off. You know who it was? Kennedy Urich.
Yes. He said something about about edging and was like people are like mean to people who are edgers or something or like and i was like what the fuck is she talking about yeah like is it like a someone preparing for the apocalypse yeah and what is your definition of it as she takes a swig of water to ponder like you build yourself up and then right when you're about to come you don't and feel like again but it's also can be like you to someone else like every time he's about to come you like slow down but then i think you can also use edging and like normal shit like like i think i edge a lot in stories like it's like get to the fucking point oh okay yeah like you build up the momentum yeah like i'm edging your announcement got it got it and do have to say, if you're wondering, I did have a crazy Easter egg because I didn't tell anyone it was an Easter egg.

So I don't know if it counts.

In my last Instagram photo.

That you just posted?

Yesterday.

Okay, well, we don't memorize.

We didn't memorize.

And now I have to go to it so that I can tell the gigglers.

So as you guys know.

Yesterday, you posted in pink, this picture in the pink heels. Yes, look at the caption.
Look at the caption. I'm a bodega cat.
Thanks for the interview. You do actually look very much like a cat in this photo.
And you're so pretty cute. You look like a Bratz doll.
That was like months ago. This is the thing.
Sometimes you take photos and if there's nowhere to put them, you just wait until someone wants to write an article. It's pretty interesting.
Right. So I got a crazy DM because the thing with Netflix is like apparently anyone can watch it.
So like I think it's just my algorithm, but it's like any celebrity can just turn on TV and be like, oh, what's this Netflix special? Right. I'm not going to reveal this person, but I have to tell the gigglers

because I feel like they're going to find out eventually.

Like, you know I always tell eventually.

You need to tell me right now, though.

You know.

Okay.

Unless you didn't read my text.

I don't think I did.

Well, you actually didn't respond to it.

It was the group text.

She didn't respond.

I might not have seen it.

I got a wild DM about, like, my Diet Coke joke from an A-list rapper. Yeah.
Like, a kind of rapper that, like, for a millennial girl, like, he's the guy. Yeah.
Like, when you're asked, like, who's your favorite rapper? If someone was, like, asking on the street and you, like, you would say his name. Like, because that's the first thing that would come to your mind.
So this, he fully was, he like loves comedy. By far like the most famous DMs that ever happened.
Not creepy at all. And let's not forget, Charlie Puth wanted to marry you.
Let's not forget Charlie Puth proposed to me. No, poor Charlie Puth.
He doesn't deserve all this. He's like, I'm literally, I don't want to be a part of this narrative not the energy i'm bringing um ashley tisdale yes posted she didn't tag me but she posted that she liked the special and then i obviously was like i love you yeah and then ali reisman she's a famous gymnast yeah wow dm'd so i can retire no you can retire that's a famous gymnast.
Yeah. Wow.
DM'd. So I can retire.
No, you can retire. That's a great lineup.
An athlete, a professional athlete, a rapper. And who's the third person? Ashley Tisdale.
Ashley Tisdale. What more do you need? No, that's the three.
Dream, blunt, rotation. Three tiers of just amazing.
I actually called Ashley Tisdale a woman in the arts, and she said she watches Bravo. Ashley Tisdale can only be Ashley Tisdale.
Yeah, she doesn't go in a category. She, there's only one.
Ashley Tisdale. Ashley Tisdale.
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two days. No, you've sent me more voice notes than you ever have in your entire life.
Wait,

was that true? I thought you were just saying that as like a bit. Were you legitimately trying

to be on voice? No, it's my new thing. Just tell people you're on voice rest and you don't want

to talk to them. I legit, I was like, oh, she must have something like really intense.
I told

Thank you. You can literally sleep in another room.
I'm on voice rest anyway, so I won't even talk to you you can literally sleep in another room I'm on voice rest anyway so I won't even talk I'm like that would last seven seconds seven seconds I would pull up to that house and you'd be yelling to me from in the car but if you don't want to talk to someone just say I'm on voice rest or if you want to really lean into the character put it it on your nose tab and just raise it and go. But when they ask for what,

what's your response?

You're just like,

not at this time.

Well, it's easier for me

because they know I'm a performer.

Yeah.

But like, no, I mean, I believed you.

Anyone could go on voice rest.

I might start.

If you have meetings.

Imagine Grace just sent in

like the newsletter one week

and was like, sorry, I'm on voice rest. I can't write this as it Because I'm on voice rest No just singers get like Really serious about it And you know I No but I was like low key Losing my voice before Fallon and it's never because Of performing it's when I'm like socializing Right right right So so so anyway um okay let me set the scene yeah let me set the scene yeah so a lot of things happened to me this weekend I changed my whole life well I'm gonna start with I think when I'm getting my period I'm like more in tune with being a witch.
Like my manifestation is greater. Like I can really bring things to life, I think.
When you're PMSing or when you're actually on your period? When I'm PMSing. When I'm PMSing, I'm like that.
But like the world's ending. I'm depressed.
There's no purpose. Okay.
Anyway, continue. Not like what I said at all.
So you basically feel in tune with yourself. I feel very in tune with

myself where I'm just like, if I say

it's happening, like, it's already

happened. So you're not, like, eating tuna

fish and yelling at Craig. Eating tuna

fish? When I PMS, I love tuna fish.

No. Okay, we're

missing each other today. But I will say,

this specific month,

I was really into eating.

Like, I couldn't... I don't know why I just said it like that.
You know what I discovered this month? Food. It's like really good.
Highly recommend. Page 20 for food.
No, I was really into like eating everything and I couldn't feel the sensation of like being full. Oh, I love that for you.
And that was like I know I I'm like, oh, I'm getting my period because I'm like, when does hunger end? You know, I don't know. Yes.
So you're hungry. You're PMSing.
Okay. So Friday I wake up and I'm like, I just can't today.
Like, sorry. I'm checked out.
You're on voice arrest. I'm on voice arrest.
I'm literally on voice arrest. Don't like even try and contact me.
You can't text. You're on voice press.
Can't text him on voice press. So Hannah's texting me all these like different cat breeders.
And she had been doing it now for like a while. Six years.
Six years. Literally six years.
But I took it seriously. I'm not kidding.
Thursday night. And I sent in my first like questionnaire and like answered all these questions.
Was like I this cat this is why I want and I know you sent it being like this person's gonna go nuts that she found the perfect person yes yeah and so no one's responding to me no one's getting back to me I'm getting really annoyed I think you're not worthy of being a mother. I wake up Saturday.
I am like, okay, I'm going to organize my apartment. Like I'm feeling a little bit better.
I get out of bed. Immediately I pull my back.
I can't move. I'm literally, I, I fall to, I'm like down on the ground.
I've been shot. No, literally.
I've been shot. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I felt so old.
I'm so cold. I literally.
Wait, can we get like one of those things for girls in their 30s? No, it's like I'm not. I can't go to the club because I've fallen in my apartment and I can't get up.
Did you like jump out of bed? I don't know what it was. You want to know what I really think it was? I think it was I was laying with my adjustable base bed in like a quirky position.
And I laid in it for too long. This is the thing about these high tech beds.
Yeah, I literally folded myself into a bed. You became a kiss at the end.
I gave one with the bed. Like I tried to to melt into it.
And so when I got up, I, like, bent down, like, too quick. And it was just like, and I literally couldn't move.
Welcome to your 30s, baby. So Saturday, I'm in bed all day.
I, like, I can't move. I can't do anything.
And I'm like, you know what's fucking bullshit is that I don't have a cat. Because I, I should have a cat.
I submitted the form. I literally literally someone should have reached out to me and all the like all the people that Hannah sent me.
I love that Paige deals with any form of rejection because it's really far and few between. Well because I was like hello but that is so cat coded to be rejected.
Because it was like first fill out a questionnaire then send an email then send a text then send in blood type, tell us your family history. When I'm on the last step, I'm like, now give me the cat.
Like, I followed your stupid little game, now give me the cat. And no one was responding.
So then, randomly, Hannah was like, oh my god, my friend just got a cat from this person. Call them and see if they have any available.
It was fate fate because the woman was like, oh my gosh, I. Well, she actually, this cat possibly was going to become like.
The cat. Like she was.
Going to have all the babies. Which honestly is not a good life.
No, I saved this gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girl from being a mom. Like she was just going to have have to have sex with a guy she doesn't really like for her whole life.

And then her kids get taken away from her.

And I couldn't have that happen to her.

No.

I didn't think about the name at all.

I was just like, I looked at her and I was like,

your name is Daphne.

Like, there's nothing else your name could be.

You guys, I don't know if we understand

the gravity of this moment.

And if it isn't sinking in, I need to just explain it to you.

This has been six years. Six years sierra put me back two years i'm not kidding sierra put you back a full year no see i've been gardening planting gardening because page herself is a cat so you don't just go up and pet her no you have to leave hints you let her smile your finger you turn away you see if like, it is a nuance.
I needed to make it that it was Paige's, like Paige really authentically wanted this cat because also you can't force someone to get a fucking child. And then Sierra's like, oh, babysit Jasper.
Now let's be honest, Jasper is an orange male cat. No.
And he's wild. Why? And he's naughty.
No. And he traumatized you that one night you babysat him.
I actually couldn't wait for the day he left. Like, I was crying tears of frustration with him.
No. So I'm like, see, like, my thing is I'm a cat missionary.
Because cats have saved my life. And I feel like, one, cats have terrible PR.
And if you don't have your own cat, you don't understand the connection. So my job is to get dog people.
They don't have terrible PR and if you don't have your own cat you don't understand the connection so my job is to get dog people they don't have terrible PR here's the thing cats don't give a shit they want you to hate them no they're literally like that club that they're like we don't want people to come because they're not our people no think we're awful because we don't want you anyway as a cat owner this is a cat podcast I feel so much better than people. Like on a different level.
It's so, like you just feel elite. No.
And you also feel like people just don't understand. People don't understand.
First of all, cats are so energetically connected, I feel like, to like the universe. That's one thing.
Two. No, she's, like, connected to the heavens.
No, like, I can feel it. Like, she's always looking up at the ceiling and, like, what are you preparing for? What are my angels saying? Yeah, like, what are they saying up there? I feel like a gay guy that, like, sees a straight guy at a bar who's so fucking straight and so hot and being like, I'm going to fuck him tonight.
And I turn him and then that man's so obsessed with your dick I'm not gay I was like I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay and you're like just try it just try it so the fact that like because my friend Michelle Cheech got a cat Diplo and fell in love so from that experience I was like I know I just also know you and I I just I just oh I couldn't be more happy and also I just sorry I'm talking about Daphne no I know so I'm the godmother of Daphne yeah and so I just literally sat by my phone all day waiting for Paige to send me pictures of Daphne she sent like four and every one I was like I would take this and just waited for a FaceTime can you give us your updates the floor is yours I will. I will shut up.
Not just because she's my cat, but I'm sorry, she's the smartest cat I've ever met in my life. Yeah, what is she doing? She's just, I was nervous that.
Also, she's like four days old. I was nervous that like, she genuinely wasn't going to come out from like under the bed, like for the first couple days.
And I warned you that. Yeah, Like I was like, oh, my God, she's going to get she's not going to like me because I'm going to keep like squeezing her or like dragging her and wanting to like hold her.
And she's like, this bitch is annoying. Wasn't the energy she was bringing.
She was kind of like, OK, fine. Like, I'll lay with you.
But like, I'm going to lay over here. And then like as the night progressed, like she would look at me more and then like by this morning she was like you're my mom yeah like I get it now like we're you're my mom no Hannah sent me the nicest text message ever like so beyond and the only thing I could think of was there's in no situation you're gonna send half as nice of a text message the day I give birth to my first child like at all no I'm literally gonna forget you'll be like I had my baby and I'm like I'm on voice rest no but I think no I need a t-shirt I'm on voice rest I God.
We have to. We have to.
I sent you something along the lines of I just feel like you've been working so hard for yourself. And you also are in this place where you just say, like, it's hard for you to be impressed by things.
You're just, like, always doing the best you can. Well, that brings me to my next segue.
That was great. Thank you for bringing that up.
This was the first time ever I didn't tell my mom something.

Like, I was freaking out.

I felt like I was in high school.

Like, I went and, like—

Because you thought she was going to be like, no.

I thought she was going to be so mad at me.

And I'm a 31-year-old woman.

Like, I live by myself.

I can get a cat, an animal, if I want to.

But I was so scared to tell this woman that I got a cat.

I would have had to ask my mom permission.

What you did was wild behavior.

No, I felt so rebellious. You were naughty.
You felt like You felt like you went to drink in a field or whatever you did back in the day. I literally felt like I lied and I slept out.
And I was like, mom, I wasn't at Megan's house. I lied.
I freaking lied. Like, I was so anxious all day because I was like, okay, but if my mom- Also, you can't hide it from her.
Like, it's done. done.
I was like okay but you can't like send it back. You can't be like go in the closet cat.
And also when you don't when like cats are definitely like a family thing like I had cats because my parents always had cats so it's just like obviously you get a cat but if you don't have cats in the family it's a big deal never had a cat and my parents answered like so in their unique personalities my mom did you text like no i facetimed them and i said i have to tell you something and like i don't need to be mad at me and my mom was like what well oh my god like immediately they're like what is it like you're pregnant yeah don't be mad at me don't be mad at me she's like you're 32 years old and she goes oh okay so I guess you just like never wanted me to sleep over again because I'm allergic and you know that and so my mom was livid she's like I guess if you're happy then I'm happy yeah no like okay I'm just never coming over well I guess you're not my daughter anymore. My dad goes, you know what? I'm really happy.
I think this is going to help you mentally. You're like, okay, I feel better now, except that my whole mom disowned me, so I have to deal with that problem now.
I don't have a mom, and my dad thinks I'm incapacitated. Like, it's dark over there.
But the truth is, is... They were both right.
My mom—yeah, they were both right, Juan. And my mom literally called her.
She's your emotional therapy cat. No, I'm so beyond obsessed with her.
Like, the fact that she's even letting me just, like, squeeze her and, like, hug her and, like, she's laying with me already. Like, I feel like we're very bonded.
So the cutest part is Paige is holding her. And cats, like there's a particular way to pet them, which is very like you have to see what they want.
Like it's very consensual. Like they'll give you a cheek and then you pet their cheek.
And she gets used to how you pet her. Like it's really this beautiful connection.
And then when they're happy, they start purring, which means like they're they're in dream mode they love life and that purring lowers your heart rate and everyone's happy and i go page has she purred yet and you were like no not yet and then you send me like hours later you go she's purring and then i start crying i was freaking she's a non-stop purring she's been can you hear it because some cats are I can feel it. Like I thought something was wrong.
I had a heated blanket on my back because I was literally like in so much pain. And I thought I was like about to catch on fire.
I was like, what the fuck is that noise? Just my cat purring because she's obsessed with me. She's also just like so gorgeous.
We didn't even bring that up. And I think that's why you FaceTimed your parents because you're like no one can be mad at this.

Tell her you hate her.

Look at her cute face and tell her you hate her.

And then I'm like okay so if I got pregnant in high school

but she was gorgeous

it would have been fine.

So like obviously

you know my cat was found in a dumpster in the Bronx

and she does still look like Cindy Crawford

but like a different kind of pretty.

Your cat looks like an AI cat. An cat like a cartoon beautiful cat um for people who don't have cats this is literally an ad for cats people don't have cats um or like our dog people how would you explain the experience of you're like and she's only been one day here's the thing I love I was a dog person And was like dogs are just like better and you still are you still love dogs no i love dogs the difference is yeah dogs are for everyone everybody loves a dog like and a dog loves everyone because that's all they know a cat just being looking at you just looking at you and being like, no, probably not.
Like, I love that energy. Like, there's nothing I relate more to than, like, maybe in a couple hours we'll chat.
Dogs, you know how dogs, if you're in the room with them, they're like, what are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing this? Cat is literally like, I'm not doing shit. I will say, if you are on the fence, this morning when I woke up, my first thought was thought was wow I'm so fucking glad I got a cat and not a dog because in what world am I getting up walking and like puppies are hard well puppies that's harder than like a newborn not that we know but the funniest part about this is you said the reason you decided to get a cat finally was because— Do you want to tell them? Okay, no.
The most backhanded compliment. I've been giving backhanded compliments, but I don't really mean them.
Okay, I'm like— No, you meant this one. I'm like filling out all these pocking questionnaires like Hannah's making me fill out.
And I'm starting to freak out like when I'm about to press send for the email. Because I'm like, they're going to email back immediately and like give me a cat.
And then all of a sudden I'm locked into this fucking cat. And I was like, I can't do it.
And then I had a thought and I was like, no, Hannah's literally my most incapable friend. And she's had a cat for eight years.
Like, if she is fine, like, I'm like, I've been to Hannah's apartment. I'm fine.
Calling me incapable is so on the nose and, like, a perfect way to describe me. Because I'm not going to say that you're not maternal.
You're extremely maternal. You're very, like, empathetic.
You're very very like, you know what to do when someone's crying. It's not that.
Well, I was going to say, I'm the kind of friend that like, you're nervous for an event. You call me, you're feeling down on yourself.
You call me. If you're going to the airport and you forgot your passport, you're not calling me.
You're not calling me. In a pinch, you have to be somewhere in five minutes and bring a document? No.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You're on voice or ask.
I'll somehow find a way to your apartment. I'll get distracted.
Start watching the tennis channel. I'll get the wrong thing.
I don't know how to drive. So yeah, any kind of thing.
But it's so true. That's a major thing.
You don't know how to drive That's huge

Honestly if someone's like hide the body

I don't think you ask me

I think I have too big of a mouth

I also don't know how to hide a fucking body

Honestly the admin of hiding a body

No I would never ask you

I'd be like wait where should we dig

I'd voice note you

I'm like we have to cut it ew

Because I'd be like you never understand

You go hey can you help me hide the body

I go I'm a voice rest

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Just fabulous. It's just so freaking adorable.
Okay so I picked a bunch of flats, a bunch of fun heels, and a bunch of sneakers. I tried to do an equal amount because I know that there are a lot of Hannah's and I know that there are a lot of pages.
Also, I mean, did you see the gifting? How freaking cute were all of those little boxes? I was obsessed with them. I loved the gold flats because I just feel like I've been wearing flats so much with like, honestly, sweatpants jeans capris I just feel like they've been my go-to for a little bit now and then I added a lot of really cute heels honestly I didn't even realize that I added a lot of white heels which I think is perfect because I feel like there's always girls getting married and having like all these different wedding things but I really tried tried to think like, what do you need for spring?

So there's obviously a lot of like neutrals with heels and little kitten heels,

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The collection is live

and I'm sure I'll be reposting everyone wearing them.

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And get a quote at Lemonade.com slash pet Also, sign up for a newsletter and get our book Wait, we're done? No Oh no, we're not done Wait, I have We didn't talk about anything yet No, we literally didn't talk about anything. We haven't hit anything yet.
I have two things I need to talk about. One, the poisonous tampons.
Why aren't more people talking about it? Okay, so I have this thing where if something upsets me, I just ignore it. Can you explain what it is? Because I didn't want to read it.
Okay, well, I didn't really read it either. No, I did.
So tampons are bad for you. Basically, they did this whole test and it was like Tampax, which is owns so many different like brands or whatever tampon brands.
It's like it was like 82 percent of all the tampons that are sold are owned by Tampax. And they had arsenic, lead, all these like heavy metals.
They're supposed to be made of cotton. Wait, how did that get passed? No, why would that even be there? Why is the FDIC? FDAC.
Why is the CIA? All of them. Why is the CDC like allowing this? Who is the CDC? I think that's for rappers.
No. The FCC will let me be.
Let me be me on MTV. Thank you, Eminem.
Thank you, Eminem. I just think it's so crazy.
So is it too late for us? I think it's so crazy that nobody's talking about it. Is it too late for us? No.
Well, I'm going to be honest. I've been using organic tampons since forever because I always thought that was like why I was getting UTIs.
So we like the underwear with the stuff in it. Thanks.
Thanks. No, I love them.
What is it called? Tanks? Thanks. Thanks.
There's another one. T-H-I-N-X.
There's another one too. No, I love it.
So anyway, I'm like annoyed about the tampons. And then also I hit a new level of gossip.
And here's the thing. I had exercised all my rights and all of the things that I wanted to say to you pertaining a topic.
And I was like, what can I do to like talk about this topic more, but also like not annoy Hannah? Well, you never annoy me. So I texted your mom.
I said, do you want to chat about stuff? Wait. And we took gossiping to a different level than at one point.
You don't think it's more. You used the word fuck before 9 a.m.
I think you were like, whatever dopamine hit I'm getting from Hannah, it's not enough. It's not enough.
And I I need a greater source do you know who's even better than my mom at gossiping? your dad Nana Nana I should have texted Nana you know Nana wakes up gets on the phone yeah what is she possibly gossiping about? all your friends are dead sorry she has like one friend Rosemary no that's not my family what are they gossiping? You only talk to each other. How could you have any other information? You talk every single day.
Just to each other. How are you even getting info? Or something will happen with my cousin and my Nana will know immediately and I'm like, who told you? No, it's so true.
Like that whole Sebastian Maniscalco thing where he does like how his family knows everything about everything and then like his wife's family is just like a normal like family and they don't know anything and that's I can't like everyone knows everything in my family I also but you have to be prepared mom texting is different because every now and then she will just say K and you'll think she's mad no at one point your mom said mom said, sorry that I used the word fuck. I hadn't gone to Pilates yet.
But now I feel better. I said, damn, Lenore, should I go to Pilates? Because I'm throwing fucks out there this morning.
No, my mom is so iconic and like the greatest almond mom ever. The greatest.
Like she literally felt a little tension and was like, we need to go to Pilates to work this out. I'm

obsessed with her. Also shout out to the Gigglers.

The Gigglers are so

amazing because I've been post

you know I have to post stuff to promote the special.

Right. And I don't look at the comments

right now but like the Gigglers are

incredible. And

I saw one guy wrote something like

girls aren't funny. Yeah.

The Gigglers. Eviscerated them.
First of all they they said the line, they go, talk to us when your frontal lobe is formed. Because it was like a 12-year-old boy.
And it was like a bit about sex. And they were like, you haven't even had sex ed yet.
And they just kept going so hard that I was like, and I can't like it because I don't want to be in the drama. I just told you guys now, I see you.
I'm pretending I'm above the drama. I'm not.
Here's what I don't get when people want to make a rude comment online. I totally get it.
If you're on Twitter and you're never going to see it, if you want to make a mean comment, go do it on Twitter, you absolute freaks. When people go to your personal Instagram page that's owned by Hannah Burner.
Also, these guys don't even follow me. Right, watching your clip and then going into your comments.
Like, this isn't a safe space. What did you think was going to happen to you? No, the gigglers were having none of it.
And this poor boy, I think he needs to go to therapy after. But he should.
No, like literally showing up thinking like this is going to get them going. We're psychotic.
It's like coming for family. Like we're fucking family.
Yeah, like we're. So I just want you guys to know I see you guys.
I hear you guys. Have you heard of Renegade Beauty? No.
Okay, it's basically this. I thought I could make a joke, but then I remembered I was on voice.
Sorry, I'm on rest. At first I thought it was something to do with Ice Spice.

Wait, Ice Spice is in the news right now?

No, what's going on?

Can I just say two things?

I am a Brooke Schofield stan, Day I Die.

No.

I can't.

I'm not watching those man's videos.

I wouldn't even think of watching that man's videos.

I don't need to watch them.

People saying like, oh, he might have a, no.

He lied about someone dying.

Like, I can't even say it.

That's so scary.

It's also like a girl is allowed to post a thousand videos of who I dated.

A guy's not.

I think that's illegal.

I also just like am feeling weird because people being like oh I get what he's saying or like him even giving like receipts it's like okay yeah she mixed up the dates you killed someone with your mind like that's and like they're not dead like that's insane That's insane And everyone that's acting like it's not insane You're scaring me Like that's scary I can barely read a caption Yeah I'm not watching a man's 18 part series Especially when he needs chapstick Oh see you know what is giving? Defensive When Brooke Defensive. When Brooke does it, it's feminist.
It's artistic. It's art.
It's the moment. She got new boobs.
Give her a minute. Give her a minute.
Her boobs look so good. Stunning.
But at Renegade Beauty on TikTok, it's basically saying like, doing what our skin has always done in the past.

Okay. Like.
Wait, one thing I want to say about the ice spice thing. Oh, yeah.
That's what we were talking about. What's going on? RG.
RG. And.
Say it again. RG.
RG. RG.
RG. RG.
Madeline RG. It's RG.
Ice Spice and Central Sea.

This is the first time there was drama that I really wanted to know what was going on that I felt too old. Yes.
I was like, I know that she's posting in real time that her boyfriend is out with Ice Spice right now. And this is insane.
And I want to know every little detail. But I'm too old.
Well, there's a part of me where, like, you feel like you're just listening to, like, drama of— But I like Madeline. Oh, yes.
She is very captivating. Well, she never does this.
On TikTok. That's why people are freaking out, because she never—she's very on the low.
Interesting. She gives me, like, Emma Chamberlain vibes.
Yes. She doesn't talk about drama.
She doesn't talk about her relationship. She talk about her relationship she's like really like people decipher stuff like I think he wrote about her she doesn't show him ever so her basically like putting him on blast was like he's not cute no and then here's the other thing he's and then that's when I was like wow I really am like turning into my mom I'm like what are we doing here this man, why are we even doing this? This man is not cute.
Not cute. Move along.
I do think though, I want to put out as an older sister to these women, um, a warning. We also don't want to give them an attention.
So like it's fun, but like at some point the ultimate win is like, don't even feed the fire.

No.

Just get a cat.

Just get a cat.

Literally.

When in doubt, get a cat.

Yeah.

It kind of solves everything.

I'm a changed woman.

Devil Wears Prada 2 is coming out.

I'm going to manifest this.

I need a small role.

I need a small role in the Devil Wears Prada 2.

Wait, you need to be one of the cunty assistants.

Or not assistants.

Like editors. Yeah.

Editors.

No, one of the cunty assistants. Or not assistants, like editors.
No, her assistant. The whole cast is coming back.
I made The Devil Wears Prada 2 my entire personality. I remember the day I got the movie.
My dad bought it for me on Canal Street. It was a bootleg version of the movie because it had just come out and we had just gotten TVs in the headrests of his car and I was like, dad.
I'm so happy I brought that up. What happened to TV? What happened to them? Do you remember when it was going and everyone was like, this greatest thing ever? Bring them back.
What happened to them? Everyone got iPads. No, not Limp Bizkit.
Who's the guy from Pimp My Ride? Exhibit. Limp Bizkit.
Two totally different people. Did they realize that everyone was getting, like, car sick or something? Because, like, there's never— Grace, have you ever seen a TV in the headrest? Like an SUV? He had it.
Where'd they go? And you guys, you didn't think it was cool, like up? No, but like where are they? What happened? I don't know. It's like one of those Mandela effects.
No one's talking about them. They were my whole life.
And I recently thought about that. I was like, wait, where's the TV on the headrest? Where'd they go? I think I watched Spice Girls on it once.
I remember we were in New York City. I saw it on the street.
I was like, Dad, you have to buy this for me. I think it was like literally like he pulled over 20 bucks.
No, we were walking down the street. Yeah.
And we were like Canal Street. Was it like a guy in the back of a theater like jerking off? Literally a guy with a camera in the back of a theater and like was filming.
You don't even know what these times were like. I don't even know what year this would have been.
2006, no, maybe 2004. I don't know what year this even would have been.
And I watched it over and over and over and over again. And I would like to say that we went through a really rough time in this country and people, because this is important, and people completely turned on Anne Hathaway.
I don't know what it was. I don't know why.
But all of a sudden, everyone was like, we hate Anne Hathaway. I would like to formally say here on the Giggly Squad podcast, I never went through that phase.
Oh, I never did either. I always thought she was that.
But she's Mia Thermopolis. You're going to turn your back on her? She was the queen of starting a movie, being ugly, and then becoming gorgeous.
She was the princess of Genovia. Prince of Genovia.
Respect on her fucking name. She was everything.
She ages backwards. It also was just a concept of like she was getting too much.
Enough people were jealous. That's what it was.
And it was giving like Taylorlor swift she's also really funny she's smart she's there's a reason she was in some of the most incredible cultural shifting movies of the decades and people say that she's a reincarnation of you conspiracy tiktok's you are of who that her husband looks like william shakespeare and that she looks like the wife Anne Hathaway. And that they are like vampires and that they never died.
Actually, that makes sense. That actually makes literally complete sense.
So Renegade Beauty, basically, it means like you're doing to your face what like people in the olden days would do. Like just soap and water.
Actually, I have no idea what Renegade Beauty is, but it's basically, like, minimalism and just being as natural and minimal as possible with your skin. Okay, well.
It's called the lazy girl. I'm currently on a 12-stepper right now.
We know. You normally, you don't do minimums 10, I feel like, for you.
It's working. Your skin looks great.
Thank you. What is it? It's called face reality.
I'm, like, fucking obsessed with it. It looks so good.
No, I really feel, like, I don't have any of those little bumps that I used to have. That used to, like, really piss me off in the summer.
I mean, I have one pimple right here, but I have my period right now. I'm also an all-white, which I don't know why I did that.
Because you like to live life on the edge. Yeah, I'm just...
You're crazy. I'm crazy.
One note. Oh, I also wanted to yell at you this weekend while I was on voice rest.
Well, I wanted to say your full name. Do you remember? You know when you're mad at someone so you have to say their full name and I was like, for a second I couldn't remember your metal name and I was like, wait, it's a car.
And I go, Pidge Honda DeSorbo.

My mom thought it was the best thing she's ever.

She's like, now that's funny.

That is so funny. She goes, I don't know about his special, but that was funny.

Now that is so funny.

So your name is Audi.

Audi.

I have no relation to the car. I don't think anyone thought you were related to a car.
No, I really... It's my second cousin.
I thought, like... My brother pronounces it Audi.
But it's A-U-D-I. But some people say the car, like, Audi.
Audi. Or, like, Audi.
Pidge Honda DeServo. I'm just making sure.
If anybody was wondering, I'm not related to the car. Do you know I actually wanted to say Hyundai, but I didn't know how to pronounce it, so I just said Honda.
Are you saying Hyundai? Hyundai? Hyundai. Hyundai.
Hyundai. Hyundai Sonata? Yeah.
Yeah. Wait, that sounds like.
I don't know why. That sounds like a famous person's child, Hyundai Sonata.
My daughter, Hyundai Sonata. It sounds like they could have gone Surrey Cruise or Hyundai Sonata.
She's walking in the Chanel show. She is 5'2".
Brooke Shields watched a special. I'm freaking out.
And her daughter's really cool. She commented on Giggly, Insta.
Brooke Shields? Yeah. Honestly, she's so funny.
Shout out to Brooke. You're incredible.
Also, Chrissy Brinkley's daughter, Sailor, followed me. No, it's a lot of Gen Z and I'm...
How do you feel? I'm not nervous because I... See, my head's huge.
I'm like, I am Gen Z leader. No, because I know that they don't see us as like, oh, they possibly close to our age like they're gen z too i think they see us more as like oh they're millennials but like they're actually like not bad they're like kind of cool grace is that how do you think that's how they're thinking what are they thinking how are they thinking she said we're not cringy millennials it's because because I have a cat.
Put it on my fucking tombstone.

Wait, so apparently, what is the rollout for this cat announcement?

Do you need to do a photo shoot?

Okay, well, I will say that my real estate agent was like, hey, keep it on the DL.

Oh, yeah, you can have cats.

Don't want anything to happen.

I do need to run it by your building.

Because originally I texted him and I said, hey, can I get a cat? And he said, it and I said no and then I posted the cat on TikTok and he said so you got it and I was like oh sorry I was on voice wait what are you doing for Instagram like what's the vibe I don't know you know I think you're gonna do I know what you're gonna do you're gonna do an outfit photo and she's just going to be in the background. I don't want her.
I want her to like. Live a normal life.
Live a normal life. I love how you like, she's so innocent right now and you don't want.
Like she's not getting her own Instagram handle. No, you can't.
That's too big. She doesn't.
She just came home from the hospital. Like she's a baby.
She has to literally nestle and like. I know.
Honestly, like. And Butter's kind of just used to this life.
Like, she's on phase. And Butter was older.
So the fame didn't hit her. Like, she's the same Butter.
Yeah. And Daphne's like, she doesn't know many people, you know? She's four days old.
Yeah. She's just like getting your berry.
Do you know cats know when you're talking to them? Because you naturally, this just happens as a cat mind. Yeah.
You start going, hello, baby, boop, boop, boop. Yeah.
And they know it's to them. No, Daphne's the prettiest girl that's ever walked the planet.
I tell her, I've told her about a hundred times. I told her every day, which is one day.
One day. I told her once an hour.
So do you want to apologize to me? I do. I sent a formal apology to Hannah and Sierra, but you really deserve a bigger one because from the moment I've met you, you've been like, you're a cat, you would love a cat.
And I went from like, you're insane to being like, I need another one. I'm like, but if Daphne does feel a little lonely, we'll get you another.
Well, that's what happens. People will be like, I think my cat's lonely.
Some cats don't fuck with other cats and they're just obsessed with you. And I feel like you do not need two cats.
I don't need two cats right now. I love how this is the conversation.
It's turned to how many cats should Paige get. No, I definitely don't need two cats because there's some man on the internet somewhere being like, see, she's just going to be an old cat lady.
And I'm like, hopefully. Well, think about it.
God willing. Brooke has a cat.
You have a cat. I have a cat.
Kate Beckinsale has a cat. Taylor Swift has cats.
I feel like it's Catgirl Summer. No, it's Catgirl Summer.
And if you want to adopt a cat from Southampton Animal Shelter, there's a ton available right now. So get a cat.
This is a cat podcast. This is a cat podcast and we'll see you next week.
Housekeeping. Housekeeping? Oh.
I have an espresso drink that's so fucking good you didn't tell me anything about this sorry i have an espresso drink it's okay so basically it's like coffee yes hazelnut you know i fuck with hazelnut so it's kind of like giving like a little bit of a nutella vibe yeah hazelnut and then just like chocolate syrup no i've been did you like try a bunch of different? So when I moved into my new apartment, I was like, I drink espresso now. Like she lives on the Upper West Side.
She has espresso. So I started like making them and like my assistant would like come every morning and we would like, that was like what we looked forward to in the morning.
So you're a sommelier. Yes, basically.
And I'm a barista. And then Nespresso came to me and I was like I actually already know what I would want my drink to be and now we have it so until August 15th and you can get a free one it's available now yeah if you go into the store did you send me any I did well it's iced coffee how am I gonna send it to you oh you have to make it in the thing you have to.
No, but that's so fun. At the Nespresso stores, they have them.
By the way, Paige sent me flowers because you're really good at that. You know, I actually didn't send you flowers because I have, like, the most gorgeous flower shop across from my apartment.
So I went and got them, and then I made my assistant bring them to your apartment. Wait, you grew flowers, picked them.
Nurtured them. She did knock on my door and I was like, did I order Indian food again? And she opened the door and I was like, oh.
Yeah. And I went to the CVS on the corner, got that card, wrote it.
And then I said, I need you to personally deliver this to Hannah. Because I knew if I brought something to your special, it would have been left oh for sure yeah yeah so everyone stream the special at least one more time tonight it means the world to me I love you guys so much and thank you for all your fucking kind words also have you seen the reposts everyone has the cutest animals and the cutest little tv setups like wall art and like everyone has the cutest.
For what? That they're posting when they watch the special. Oh, I was like, for what? I feel like I'm on an HGTV show of like how to decorate your TV.
No, that was good aesthetics. And the girls are going out or they're like eating macaroni or tacos.
Honestly, I'm very entertained by all the stories. Keep tagging me.
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social media yet. I kind of love

Yeah, she's a giggler thing for right now.

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