Giggling about cheerleaders, ice cream, and threesomes

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Daphne is running for president and we discover something that is slightly disturbing.


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Speaker 1 Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.
Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 1 What's up, my delightful gigglers?

Speaker 1 Wholesome, sweet, nice for a Sunday. How is my goddaughter?

Speaker 1 She's doing good.

Speaker 1 I had like such mom guilt.

Speaker 1 No. This weekend, I was like getting picture and text updates of like what she was doing all weekend.
She's like growing. And I'm like, does she know I'm coming back though?

Speaker 1 The thing is when she does see you,

Speaker 1 you're going to realize how like cats are so excited to see you.

Speaker 1 When people think cats aren't, it's like, she's going to be so happy. I'm going to meet her after this pod.
Not to make it about me, but

Speaker 1 she has to meet her godmother. Yeah.
What if she likes you more? Cause you just knows. Well, that's why I let you guys bond for a week because I didn't want to have to take her.

Speaker 1 No, I'm like so obsessed with her. No, but she's literally so you-coated.
She's going to see me in like barf. Can I say something, though? This is like a bit, this might be a bit off-putting,

Speaker 1 but here we are. So, like, the first day I got her, like, obviously you're like, this thing is so cute.
And then, like, the second day, I was like, okay, like.

Speaker 1 I like like her, obviously, but I'm not like in love with her. You're not bonded.
Right.

Speaker 1 And then I got so nervous for like when you have a baby, like when it comes out like everyone's like oh my god it's a love you've never felt before and it's like you're just like overjoyed like what if i'm not didn't chloe kardashian come out and just was like i pretty much did not feel that for a while yeah but she didn't have it like she wasn't pregnant with with her son Oh, like that was a surrogate.

Speaker 1 So I think she was, but I was like, oh my God, I could not imagine like post-part. Like I was.
like I feel like a lot of men feel like that because they didn't carry the kid. Right.

Speaker 1 Sorry, I don't feel as connected. I'm wearing my sunglasses right now, and I, this reminds me of this meme.
Sometimes you wear your sunglasses, and you can't, you can't talk, hear, yeah, or see.

Speaker 1 Right. Like, I need to take these off.
Cause I, oh, okay, I'm awake. Because you're like, no, I need to.
You have like no stimulate. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 How come you can't hear when you have sunglasses on? You know when you're like walking the street and someone says something to you and you're like, I have sunglasses on.

Speaker 1 It's like when you're driving and you're trying to find it, so you like turn the radio down. You're like, I can't see where I'm going with this music.
No, yeah, men will be like, okay, it's the thing.

Speaker 1 But that's the thing with having babies. Like, it's a lot of the unknown, but it's a journey.
Right. Motherhood is a journey.
Look at us picking. As a mother of six years, it's a journey.

Speaker 1 But butter, I wasn't even trying to adopt. She just wasn't coming out from under the bed.
No, I definitely feel different. Like, I think about things differently.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I have a child at home I need to provide for.

Speaker 1 But I also was very careful when you were like picking out the cat that like you have to pick a cat that's right for you and a cat that likes you, like a cat that picks you. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cause like some cats could take weeks to like settle in. Like a lot of cats will do this thing where you get your cat and then the next day you cannot find your cat.
It happens all the time.

Speaker 1 Like if you look at Google, it's like a top search. Where is my cat? Like

Speaker 1 multiple times, because cats are insane at hiding. Like they will find

Speaker 1 like in radiators. Like

Speaker 1 so many times I've gotten a kitten and they like hide and we think we lost her. So she got inside of like my bed frame.
Yeah. I was like, okay, you're so skinny.

Speaker 1 No, they're creative. They're stealth.
They're spies. No, they literally are.
But she's, it sounds like you guys have connected like really well early on.

Speaker 1 No, even Craig said, he said he's never seen a cat with this personality before. And I'm like, well, she's like her mom.
One green flag about Craig is he loves cats. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you know I hate a compliment. Yeah.
Hate giving a man a compliment. Especially for Craig, but that's one thing that I'm like, that's a good man right there.
Right. Because cats require consent.

Speaker 1 Do they? Like you can't just like go up and pet. Right.
You can't just like go up and pet. Like dogs, you can literally just like put their

Speaker 1 steal a dog for sure. So easy.
And the dog will say thank you. Yeah.
The dog's like, of course I'm going to come with you. Like you can't kidnap a cat.
No. Couldn't catch it.

Speaker 1 Dogs will pay you to kidnap them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 this is a cat podcast um truly just truly

Speaker 1 that was my caption this is the cat this is a cat podcast also what happened to you protecting daphne from fame because it lasts you know she's so 47

Speaker 1 yeah you were like it's actually a disservice to our nation disservice especially in an election year i was like the country needs something also biden

Speaker 1 just stepped down is daphne ready

Speaker 1 they do have the same shade of hair. They do say.

Speaker 1 They do say that being a president is just about being good looking. It's like 90% being good looking.
Being the president? Yeah, like think about there's been no

Speaker 1 really ugly presidents. Have there been really good looking ones?

Speaker 1 I mean, I don't want to get political, but some of them are hot. Some of these are political podcasts.
Some of them are hot. Abraham Lincoln was like 6'9.

Speaker 1 Abraham Lincoln was like...

Speaker 1 I know they say like JFK was like our best looking president, but like

Speaker 1 when I see pictures, I'm like, oh, yeah. See, I

Speaker 1 like him. You're into him.
Oh, yeah. Well, you like that look.
You like light hair, light eyes. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 like your boyfriend. Okay.
Anyways,

Speaker 1 Craig doesn't have light hair, does he? It's like light brown. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So I was violently woken up this morning by

Speaker 1 my husband,

Speaker 1 who we forgot. Wait, you like you never say the word husband.

Speaker 1 Because when I'm mad at him, he's my husband. Okay.
My husband

Speaker 1 plays golf, so he wakes up at 6 a.m.

Speaker 1 Which is fine because I don't wake up. But I feel like he wakes up at 6 a.m.
like naturally. Yeah.
No alarm. Yeah, like 5:30.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no golf. He'll be up.
No, Des' schedule is my jet lag schedule that I'm like trying to like hold on to all the time. And that's just like, it is just his schedule.
No, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 So he is like getting his golf shorts. And I guess he's like, he's seeing what's in his golf shorts and a nickel comes out

Speaker 1 and hits the floor. I thought we were getting bombed.
Like I thought we were under attack. I bounce up and he's like, sorry, there's a nickel in my shorts.
And I'm like, are you? It's 5.30 a.m.

Speaker 1 on a Sunday. Like, and then I just couldn't really fall asleep because.
So then you're up at 6 a.m. So I'm up, but I'm not productive when I'm up.
It's just like the demons come early. So I'm.

Speaker 1 What does butter do? Oh, butter's happy. I'm up.

Speaker 1 Butter, she starts cuddling because cats are up. Like they don't, they sleep during the day.
Right. And then at like 3 a.m., yeah, we're talking about cats again.
They have things. They are busy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like they're getting things in order.
They're getting things done. They're organizing things.
They're like, they're working like multi-level marketing cat schemes. And then...

Speaker 1 They're kind of like when is she gonna wake up? And some cats will annoy you and wake them up. Butter knows like this bitch is not getting up.
So she'll wait till I murmur.

Speaker 1 and then she'll come in, start the petting. But then that's why, like, I hunky dory or whatever they call it, honky-tonky.
When you know when you stay in bed, hunker down?

Speaker 1 What's that thing going on on TikTok? About, like, it's like a Swedish thing for when you wake up, you just, like,

Speaker 1 stay in bed for a long time.

Speaker 1 Herkle, Herkl. Herkle Derkle.
Yeah. You guys knew what I was talking about.
Herkle durkling.

Speaker 1 So we're cuddling. We're cuddling.
Are you Googling that?

Speaker 1 He doesn't even want to. He's like, I'm not even acknowledging that.
But the thing about cats is like,

Speaker 1 however hard it was to get off the couch now, it's like a hundred times harder when you have a cat with you. No.
I literally had to go somewhere this on Friday and I texted the person.

Speaker 1 I said, sorry, I can't come. My cat fell asleep on my leg.
I said, the memes are real.

Speaker 1 The memes are real. So Sierra and I have been sending each other cat memes like since the day we met.
That's like the one, like crazy things will be happening in our lives.

Speaker 1 And I'll just be texting her a cat meme. And it's just how we connect.
We don't talk about anything important. So now you're crazy.
Wait, when's the last time you talk to Sierra? You know?

Speaker 1 We'll like have an insane phone conversation like once every couple months and then go back to cat memes. And that's true friendship though.
It is so funny.

Speaker 1 Because then when you do talk and it's like no time has passed. And she knows that like I know what's going on through you if I need to get information.
I forget where I saw this.

Speaker 1 Where did I see this? I don't actually think it it was TikTok. I think it was Instagram Reels.

Speaker 1 I don't know where it was, but someone said like the sign of a good friend is if you haven't seen them in a long time or like talked to them in a long time and then you see them, it's like they had just come back from the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Yes. And that I feel like is so true.
And you can't like fake that or force that. It's just there or not.

Speaker 1 I also hate when like you feel like you should know more stuff about a person because they are online, but they're like not in your algorithm. So they like expect you to know things.

Speaker 1 And you're like, I don't know why you're not in my algorithm. You should be, and I should know.
But I'm like, did they get me? Did they get married? Or did they just go on a long vacation?

Speaker 1 Like, did they have a honeymoon? And that's confusing. And then some people, you know too much when you see them and you're like, I need it.
I'm trying to

Speaker 1 not say

Speaker 1 that I know that you just went like here, here, and here with your boyfriend, and then you broke up. And then like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, I haven't been following too closely, but did you see Brooke Schofield got a cat? I didn't see her. She got a kitten.
But I thought she had a cat. She has a cat, but she got a kitten.

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. Yeah.
And I don't want to like make it about us,

Speaker 1 but everything goes back to Gigly. Mm-hmm.
I was texting her and I was like, by the way, Paige got a cat. Don't tell anyone because it wasn't out yet.
But I was obviously telling everyone I knew.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 And she was like, oh my God, this is so cute. So maybe I inspired her to get a cat.
What kind of cat did she get? She got a bangle from like the side of the road. She said, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 But bangle cats cats are known to be like feral like really feral like aren't they big too they will grow big and they also like they're no look at it one that's like huge oh um i was gonna say a monsoon um

Speaker 1 mancoon mancun is it mancun yeah yeah but they're like

Speaker 1 when you said monsoon then i popped in my head see that's why we're friends because like i

Speaker 1 That is a perfect example of our friendship. Monsoon, and then I thought of it.
Mancun, got it. Like, you led me there.

Speaker 1 Hang out with your man, though, and like, you say something really stupid, but like, obviously, I'm like, I'm going to get there. I'm just taking my time.

Speaker 1 And they're like, there's no, the word. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sometimes when I'm with Craig, like, I'll say something, and he'll just, like, look at me or, like, continue doing what he's doing. And, like, under my breath, I'll be like, Hannah would have laughed.

Speaker 1 Hannah would have gotten it.

Speaker 1 Not to talk about men again, but I'm trying not to talk about cats. I do have to do a shout out to my husband, though, for just being like really cool during a time of like his girl

Speaker 1 doing something big. I'm so happy you're bringing attention.
Because I thought, I was talking to my mom this morning and I was like, let's wait a second.

Speaker 1 Because we're talking about previous men in my life who've tried to destroy my life. Yeah.
And I was like... Is it a miracle?

Speaker 1 Past boyfriends would have caught the cameras when you were filming Netflix and been like, shoot, a technical difficulty.

Speaker 1 Like the amount of men that have actually tried to ruin my career, like go out of their way to like blackball me. Like I've dealt with so much shit.
Really? The girls have been amazing.

Speaker 1 It's truly just been men.

Speaker 1 And I was like, how the, like, not to reward men for doing nothing, but like, thank God he's doing nothing right now.

Speaker 1 Well, here's the other thing that sometimes like I get a little bit annoyed with the men. Like,

Speaker 1 like, now we're mad at him. Like,

Speaker 1 that lasted all in 30 seconds. We're like, you know what? Actually, sorry, you're doing the right thing.

Speaker 1 One time, Craig was like, well, yeah, but like, I don't have the reputation of like cheating, I don't cheat on you. And I'm like,

Speaker 1 Okay, so you want like a literal, you want me to be so happy that you don't do the thing you're not supposed to do.

Speaker 1 Taylor Tomlinson, shout out to Taylor, an amazing friend and comedian, has this hilarious joke where a guy would tell her every time a girl hit on him, and she was like, Thank you so much for holding to like the one thing of this arrangement that you have to do is not cheat on me.

Speaker 1 The literal thing is the only one disclaimer before you get into it. And it's like the only thing you had to do.

Speaker 1 And also like, she's like, do you not realize that we could fuck any guy we want at any time? Literally. Literally.
We're fighting off men all the time. When I'm at my ugliest,

Speaker 1 there's a man in the lower east side that

Speaker 1 is ready for me. Beyond that,

Speaker 1 ready, sweaty

Speaker 1 and disgusting.

Speaker 1 Actually, for Burner Phone, we have... Like people call in on the pod, and it's the best part.
We get to like hear from people.

Speaker 1 And he calls me and he goes, I think this is the next level of your comedy because we have men starting to submit stuff That like in inappropriate ways

Speaker 1 like what like give me an example this dude like I said like submit to the pod and he just submitted this like sexting type phone sex type message to me about like my pussy about like loving you not that romantic

Speaker 1 Like gross but like hitting on you yeah like being like Hannah, you're hot and I like

Speaker 1 something. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Des is

Speaker 1 like a little I'm, Des literally is the one who reads, who listens to them all. So he's like, babe, come in here.
You gotta listen to me.

Speaker 1 And I was like, don't you, like, isn't that fucked up? Like, yeah. And he's like, yep, but it's kind of funny that he thought it was going to you, but it went to me.
And I was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 I also, I went on Howard Stern's summer school thing, and we got a call in from a guy. And he was being so nice.
Like, he was like, I love you hanging on the street interviews.

Speaker 1 Every guy talks the same in my accent. Yeah.
I love you hanging the street. I like how you interview people.
You make them be themselves.

Speaker 1 And then he goes, have you ever been spit roasted?

Speaker 1 Wait, let me. This is laughing.
Guys,

Speaker 1 because you know what it is. Yeah.
I don't know. Okay, hold on.
Let me just. I know what it is now, but at the time I didn't know.
And I'm sitting there with format.

Speaker 1 But I'm funny, though, right? I'm funny. So I go.

Speaker 1 You can tell me what it is. In my head, well, I say like a pig.
And they all just look at me and they're like, we're sorry. We're going to get this guy off.
And I go, wait, no, no, let me answer.

Speaker 1 And I go, sorry, I don't cook. And no one laughed.
No one laughed. And I was like, oh, so I can't, I have to be sexually harassed and I can't make a joke.

Speaker 1 Give me, um, please use the phrase in a sentence.

Speaker 1 Like, last night, me and my teammate spit roasted a girl. Is that what they said? Sit-roasted.
And just

Speaker 1 what would they

Speaker 1 say?

Speaker 1 I don't think that's fair.

Speaker 1 Chris, what have an image thing?

Speaker 1 Is it like a porn thing that you guys do?

Speaker 1 Spit that we do. That you guys like fucking freaky little freaks.

Speaker 1 But it, okay, hold on. But if it's happening, the man is doing it to the girl or the girl is doing it to the guy?

Speaker 2 It involves two men and one girl.

Speaker 1 Two men and one girl. See, every man knows it and we don't.
Spit roasted.

Speaker 2 So you don't know what the origin of it is.

Speaker 1 Is it? Okay, he's spitting in your mouth and the other one's...

Speaker 1 It's not that literal. This is awesome.
This guess is awesome. Spit roasted.

Speaker 1 I literally had no idea, but it sounded violent. I literally, I can't, what I'm thinking in my head is disgusting.
And I would say,

Speaker 1 I can't even say it out loud.

Speaker 1 I would assume that, like, if you're having sex with two guys,

Speaker 1 one is in front of you and one is behind you. Yeah, but how's that different from the Eiffel Tower?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I think they're like, can you change your words? Like, figure out what it is. Well, I don't know.
What is it? Do you want me to look it up? Yeah, Google.

Speaker 1 Or HR. No.

Speaker 1 Go to open dictionary. Someone's getting in trouble.

Speaker 1 Part of being a woman in comedy is you either deal with your own. You learn something new every day.

Speaker 1 And that's what we should all take from that.

Speaker 1 We're learning, we're growing. Okay.
Okay. It's a verb.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Two spit roasts.

Speaker 2 A sexual activity involving three people, two active males and one passive male or female.

Speaker 2 Man one penetrates person two from the rear in parentheses, anal or vaginal, while he/slash she sucks the penis of person three.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, so it just said two. Oh, so Eiffel Tower is just when their heads connect.

Speaker 1 I don't think their heads. No, they slap hands.
Oh, they slap hands.

Speaker 1 I thought that they were like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. There are people like out there doing that.
Do you know what

Speaker 1 gives me the ick?

Speaker 1 Men Eiffel Towering. Yeah.
Them holding hands on the top.

Speaker 1 If two men are acknowledging each other during the threesome,

Speaker 1 should I leave? It's like, whoa, guys. Whoa.
It's also like, oh, I mean, I I don't even, anyway, so. So, anyways, you got Spit Rose to the Hours.
We got Spit Rose,

Speaker 1 which was like on brand. Yeah.
And then Des getting messages.

Speaker 1 But not all guys are bad. No.
That's true. I realize if you're a girl listening who you've been having trouble trying to find like a guy who's not intimidated or who can handle you, that kind of shit.

Speaker 1 Well, I feel like I do always get more nervous in front of people I know, like doing anything. I'm like, stop looking at me.
I also can't. It's all about the process.

Speaker 1 Like it's every single day that like we've been helping each other with our stuff. The actual day of filming, it's like, I did my work.
You're ready. I supported you up to this point.

Speaker 1 I don't need to distract you because I'm so beautiful. When you're on stage, you're like, oh my God.
Sorry, my wife.

Speaker 1 The police are coming for me.

Speaker 1 Can we talk about bikinis for a second? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Have you seen the gripe? Yes. Okay.

Speaker 1 It's not really gripe because I support all women in the arts, but like have you seen the new trend where the girls are wearing a normal bikini, but suddenly everyone's showing their under boob?

Speaker 1 No, I haven't seen that. I thought tankinis were coming back.
I would love tankinis to come back. No, I think tankinis are like about to have them, like are having a little bit of a moment in Gen Z.

Speaker 1 Wait, that's so exciting.

Speaker 1 Cancel all your plans. Tankinis are coming back.

Speaker 1 Because my thing is. Limited to listen up.

Speaker 1 Why are you not the face of it? Because it's for kids and it's sold in Kohl's. Okay, Don't come for Kohl's.
Even Chris was offended by it. Don't come for Kohl's.

Speaker 1 It's not coming for Kohl's, but I'm saying it's for kids. It's for, it's, they brought it back for

Speaker 1 tweens. It's a missed opportunity.
It was a missed opportunity and we could have done a whole tankini line.

Speaker 1 Well, I just want to do a shout out to Lindsay Pelas who started the whole like bikini on half her boob. Yeah.
And like she's been doing it for like a decade.

Speaker 1 Like getting a smaller top and it's underneath. Yeah.
And it's like, you don't have to have big boobs. Like all girls are doing it.
Yeah. It's just like

Speaker 1 would you rather an under boob or a side boob? I've like actually never done an under boob.

Speaker 1 I think side boob is like cunt. Yeah.
I actually, I like an under boob. I'm trying to think if I ever really,

Speaker 1 have you ever done it on purpose? Like I feel like.

Speaker 1 Not on purpose.

Speaker 1 I've done a side boob on purpose, obviously, but I've never done an under boob on purpose. But I feel like it does look hot.

Speaker 1 I have some fun summer themes that I wrote down.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I have to ask Paige this on Giggly Squad because we went to Snowflake, which is the best homemade ice cream in Long Island in Riverhead. That sounds so fucking good right now.

Speaker 1 It's literally like so. You know what I would kill for right now? It's just so niche.

Speaker 1 Remember when you were in middle school and you would get those Dixie cup ice creams and one side with chocolate and the wooden spoon, which would send me into a literal coma but I would I would devour like 12 of those would you combined it or would you eat vanilla then chocolate I never combined it

Speaker 1 is combined in it the word

Speaker 1 yeah I've never combined it I I'm freaky with food you know that so I was like being naughty you're all up in there I think I ate the wooden spoon

Speaker 1 see oh my god they were all we're both so fucking opposite I hated the the way the wooden spoon felt in my mouth. Because I feel like you're getting a splinter and everything.
Everything's dirty.

Speaker 1 I was like, give me a goddamn spoon. Give me a plastic spoon.
The turtles are fine. Give me a fucking spoon.
That was very ahead of its time before they knew the turtles were drowning.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a wooden spoon.

Speaker 1 Would you prefer a cup or a cone? Because someone made a TikTok. Like, if you're not getting a cone, you're crazy.
And I was like, then call me fucking crazy. Cause I'm getting a cup.
okay

Speaker 1 this is about to blow your freaking mind I it depends on where I am but if you're taking a photo and if I'm

Speaker 1 if I'm taking a photo we're going cone we're going cone but that's I'm not talking about photo I'm talking about

Speaker 1 authentically you not for the camera authentically me not for the camera I like to get a cone because I do like the taste of the cone and I like to start out with like eating the cone.

Speaker 1 But then sometimes I get sick of the ice cream, but I don't want to throw it out. So I will also ask for an additional cup.
And then I'll just put the ice cream right in there.

Speaker 1 And then I'll spoon off the ice cream as much as I want. Then I'll pick the cone back up with a little bit of ice cream on it.
And I'm going to eat it. Beyond timing.

Speaker 1 I have a process.

Speaker 1 Because here's the thing. I feel like up until like a couple of years ago.
You started a full LLC to eat it. Ice cream.

Speaker 1 When I was younger, like in the summer, my dad, honestly, I don't know how he didn't like gain a thousand pounds. Every single night in the summer, my dad would stop and get me ice cream.

Speaker 1 Like every, I'm not kidding. Every single night, right when I got out of school,

Speaker 1 until I went back, we had ice cream every single night. He would take me to Friendly's.
I'd get the same thing every time. My dad loved Friendly's.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 My dad would do this thing where we'd be like playing a game or golf or something. And whatever I do would be like, if you get it in, I'll get you a milkshake.
And he'd just keep doing that until

Speaker 1 so he could get a milkshake. Right.
So he would play that game. Daddy, a huge milkshake, girl.
Milkshakes are overrated. Like, take it or leave it.
Take it or leave it.

Speaker 1 I mean, they're so good, but like, you feel sick. You just feel like it's not.
Yeah, you can only make a few sips. Like, I'd rather eat the ice cream than really get a milkshake.

Speaker 1 My thing is, do you actually like the taste of waffle cones?

Speaker 1 Or do you like the sugar cones? I like the sugar cones. Okay, thank you.
Let's raise awareness. Okay, I have actually never ordered, like, I don't actively get a waffle cone.

Speaker 1 You have to say, can I have the sugar cone?

Speaker 1 Okay, good. We're on the same page.
Because waffle cone, it's cardboard. No, the waffle cones are not good.
They're not good. They just have good PR.
They have amazing PR.

Speaker 1 And do you want to know what it is? It's the structure of their body. Like, the body of a waffle cone, it's different.
It's unique.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's just, it's never been done before. Where like the sugar cone is like its frumpy cousin and it's like, nobody cares about the sugar cone.
But it gets it done. It gets the job done.

Speaker 1 My thing is, I think I'm too spastic for a cone. I think I'd be be talking and I would like get excited about something and then like my, I'd fling it or I would crack it.

Speaker 1 I was so high maintenance that like eating ice cream with my mom, like I'd eat it for a little bit and then I'd give it to her and say, you need to clean it. You need to clean it up for me.

Speaker 1 How would she clean it? She would clean up the parts that were like dripping and then she'd give it back to me and then I'd be like, you're a monster.

Speaker 1 I hated like anything that was going to get dripping dirty. Yeah, I didn't want it dripping on me.
I like would freak out.

Speaker 1 Like I really couldn't even play with the neighborhood kids because I was like, mom, they're so dirty. Like, they're messy.
So, we shot something last week together and we're at the hotel.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to talk about it. It was actually really upsetting.
No. Hannah and I had to do something.
We were so excited to shoot something. No one ran it by us.
The call time was 4:4:30. 4:30 a.m.

Speaker 1 So we'd wake up at like 3:40.

Speaker 1 I mean, I couldn't even believe we went to bed. I remember waking up and just being like, this is illegal.
No, for sure it was illegal. And someone's getting arrested.

Speaker 1 It's childly. Public.

Speaker 1 But it was so funny because I didn't wake up with like morning face because I still

Speaker 1 hit a REM. The REM hadn't hit.
I was like,

Speaker 1 I was like, this is amazing. I'd rather do this than shoot at like 9 a.m.
But I got there and it's fucking, it's hot. It's a summer.
I forgot my Stanley there. Oh, no.
I know. This is my backup.

Speaker 1 She's drinking your breakfast. The one that that I brought.
Anyway, she leaves her Stanley everywhere.

Speaker 1 This is the Stanley you brought. It's crazy because it's the biggest Stanley I've ever seen.
How do you not walk into it? No, and I was walking out of the shoot and I was like, oh, lighter.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I'm forgetting something. I'm like, I'm not.
And it was my freaking Stanley. Well, you're a mother now.
Like, there's a lot of people. There's so much to do.

Speaker 1 But I was in the hotel room at like 5 a.m.

Speaker 1 air conditioning and sweating. And I was just like, it's really fucking hot.

Speaker 1 And they were like, it's funny because we did a shoot with Paige the day before in um it was 90 degrees in a school place or something yeah that had no ac

Speaker 1 and she didn't sweat

Speaker 1 wait wait okay i did this photo shoot last week and it was like probably one of the most fun shoots i've done one of like the most like things i'm so excited to come out in september Well, it's like, seems artsy.

Speaker 1 It was very artsy. It was very like back to school vibe almost.
Because you're trying to get Limited 2 to call you. I'm just like, guys, this could have been us.

Speaker 1 He's just sent them all. Teenagers are like, could be us, but you're playing.

Speaker 1 And so they called me and they were like, we're so sorry, but there's no air conditioning here. And it was like one of the hottest days of the year.
See that? If I was

Speaker 1 the shoots canceled. And I was like, oh my God, totally fine.
I go, everyone's going to drown. Well, here's what I said.
I go,

Speaker 1 as a child model,

Speaker 1 because when I legit did do limited to all the back-to-school shoots were in the summer, so like your shoot, like model shoots are opposite.

Speaker 1 So, like, you're shooting winter stuff in the summer, so you're in full coats and you're in whatever. Like, they would have to, like, make sure you had water.

Speaker 1 I can't wait for the documentary to come out about

Speaker 1 it. It's just me, and literally, yeah, we had to wear coats when it was 80.
And it was really stressful, and nobody asked if we were okay.

Speaker 1 Um, So, I was like, I was like, I totally get it. I'm used to that.
Like, I can wear the coats.

Speaker 1 And I

Speaker 1 really legitimately did not sweat. Like, they had this big.
He said everyone was dying of sweat, and you were just like. My assistant had to walk out because she thought she was going to pass out.

Speaker 1 I looked over at her at one point, and she had taken her pants and pulled them all the way up to her. She's mine.
She's me.

Speaker 1 And like took off her shirt and was just like, she couldn't even see content that day. She was like, I'm so uncomfortable.
Her phone was just slipping over here. No, literally.

Speaker 1 And so people had to like step out. And I was like, let's keep going.
Like next shot, like I'm ready to go. I don't think I can ever be fully accepted by the fashion world because of my sweating.

Speaker 1 And that's what I tell myself when I don't get an email from you. I wonder though if it's, that's not great for me that I don't sweat?

Speaker 1 Well, I was sweating. Does it come out on like your back or something? Like where is it coming out? No, I was sweating a little on my back.
I sweat a lot under like under my hair.

Speaker 1 Well, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 But here's the other thing. Other thing.
I had about

Speaker 1 2,000 pounds worth of hair extensions in my hair. So I was, it was like I had a fur hat on for the entire day.

Speaker 1 Wait, I'm so dumb. I was like, her hair is so long right now.

Speaker 1 Oh, in those pictures? Yeah. Like, I really thought your hair grew.
Did I show you those pictures? No, but I think you posted like a BTS.

Speaker 1 And I didn't. Yeah, and I had I had hair extensions.
What's your favorite hair length of all time?

Speaker 1 Say it now.

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Speaker 1 Wait, that just sounded so like, what's your favorite movie of all time?

Speaker 1 What's your favorite color? What's my favorite hair length of all time?

Speaker 1 I either liked when I had my short, short bob or when I like had my long, long hair. Like I used to have hair like down to my like.
I know. And you'd like wear it to the side.
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 By the way, I told you, I call everyone page. I call my cat page.
I call my mom page. It's become, I literally was like, butter, page, butter, butter, page.

Speaker 1 Get out of my head. Yep.

Speaker 1 So we have to, I did sports broadcasting at University of Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 Close to around the time that you did.

Speaker 1 What reporting was that that you were doing? You know, when you're like on a desk when you first had Instagram and you were like talking to camera? That was my first job.

Speaker 1 I was like trying to make videos to like put on YouTube. News videos.
I did we have to work. I worked at like a news station and would do like was it in Albany.
Albany. Albany CBS 6.

Speaker 1 I interned there for two years. I'm obsessed with that.

Speaker 1 So yeah, we have to do a couple of people. If I didn't move to New York City, I probably would have stayed and done my local news.

Speaker 1 You would have been like, I don't know if you could do weather. Well, no, you have to go to school for weather.
Oh, Oh, you have to like, yeah, that's it. See, that's okay.

Speaker 1 Meteorology is actually like a, yeah, like you have to go to school for that. And like, no.

Speaker 1 This can just like one day be like, and now I'll do the fucking weather business. But like, don't, why don't they have a meteor person?

Speaker 1 Why don't they have the meteors like

Speaker 1 tell you and then you just say it? Like the people who do the news are not like investigating on the spot all the time. Well, most of them are though.
Like most, that is the whole thing about being

Speaker 1 Like, you are the reporter. Okay, like the nightly news, like those anchors, yeah, no, they're reading.
Yeah. But like the field reporters, they're the ones.
I just think that's a lot to ask.

Speaker 1 That's being a journalist. I think that's a lot to ask for the meteorologist.
That was your major, too. No, I didn't get into journalism school.
I was communications. Very different.

Speaker 1 Journalism at Wisconsin was like... People are winning.
I was communications, but I was focused in journalism. Your college is canceled.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I said? Wait, did I tell you I talked to Jimmy Fallon about you? Yeah. No, you didn't tell me.
Did you say that I went to St. Rose?

Speaker 1 Well, there's this whole thing that afterwards you sit down on the couch and then you have like 30 seconds that you have to not embarrass yourself in front of Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1 And he was laughing at the Q-tip joke and I was like, haha. And then I go, by the way, my best friend Paige and my cousin, Gianna,

Speaker 1 went to St. Rose.
And he goes, no. And I go, and it's canceled.
What the hell? And he's like, yeah, like, of course, I'm the alumni of a school that gets canceled.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, he's like the most famous to come out of you and Jimmy. Just.
And my cousin Gianna. No, literally.
So, where is she going to school now?

Speaker 1 I don't know. I'll be honest.
I have no idea. No, because I feel like when you're in the middle of New Jersey, she just literally sent everyone an email and be like, hey, guys.
She's in New Jersey.

Speaker 1 And honestly, when someone goes to college in New Jersey, if it's not Rutgers, I get very confused. Yeah.
There's like N-J-I-T-F, J-I-Q.

Speaker 1 Next question, because I have a lot of questions for you. Have you worn jorts yet?

Speaker 1 I can't do it, Hannah. I can't do it because

Speaker 1 you don't. I have a short torso.

Speaker 1 I feel like... No, I could do it.
But I just like can't. It doesn't.
It's not my it goes against everything you stand for. Yeah.
And work and represent. Yeah.
But you can't.

Speaker 1 It would be like if one day I was just like

Speaker 1 jorts and crocs.

Speaker 1 And like um. And a jersey.
And a jersey. A crop jersey.
I could do a crop jersey. Did you want to tell everyone what you said about my outfit? I'm Color Daddy.

Speaker 1 I texted it. No, I said this to you.

Speaker 1 Too much fully to my face. I low-key loved it.

Speaker 1 But here's the thing. I loved you in it.

Speaker 1 Okay, you're making your point clear.

Speaker 1 I don't. I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to force that outfit on other people.
This is the problem about me having a stylist who I love and understands me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She lets me be you a little too much,

Speaker 1 which I love, because she was like, what do you want to do for Color Daddy? Like, you give them like an idea, like, this is the vibe I want. And I go, Billie Eilish, Nick's.
I did. Vintage Nicks.

Speaker 1 I love that at Barstool, you were wearing a shirt that said meets. I don't think people were giving, like, picking up on it enough.
I didn't get enough credit. The Mets also messaged me.

Speaker 1 I don't think they realized it was a meets shirt.

Speaker 1 Wait.

Speaker 1 What did they say they were like hey we'd love for you to throw the first pitch possibly maybe one day and Des was like she's a fucking Yankees fan

Speaker 1 oh what's going on here is that not the outfit no

Speaker 1 oh that's the caller daddy outfit I was like I was like that's no the meat it's from this Instagram you were growing really sporty this week so sporty it's called old Jewish men That's the Instagram that I got the meat shirt from.

Speaker 1 And I am a Mets fan. It's just half my family is Mets, half is Yankees, and I can't choose.
But I can, depending on how they're doing in the year. And I would like to do it.

Speaker 1 Also, your ex-boyfriend played for the Yankees. And so it's like.
It's a whole, yeah. It's a whole thing.
You have to bring that up.

Speaker 1 People still send me that. Speaking of sports, have you watched any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders documentary?

Speaker 1 Okay, so Grace was actually telling me to watch it, and I got upset after the first three minutes. I got too upset.
Wait. I got like emotionally upset.
Don't elaborate.

Speaker 1 When they were going through which girls were like ugly or pretty enough, I couldn't do it. I was like, leave these women alone.
They're all perfect. Did you ever watch the original show? No.

Speaker 1 That was on TLC. No.

Speaker 1 Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
Yeah, apparently they've gotten so much better. Whatever really was happening was edited out, I'm sure.
Like, yes.

Speaker 1 One of the girls is in trouble because she was like, yeah, like we have eating disorders. And someone was really like, some girls are mean.
And they are like so mad mad at her for saying that.

Speaker 1 No, it's I was like, is that the point? I actually, I haven't finished it. I will say, I think it's shot like beautifully.
Like, it's a really good way, like, they put it together. I don't know.

Speaker 1 It's like the production value of it, I think, is really good. Yeah.
There are like some things where I'm like, is anyone talking about this?

Speaker 1 This is the thing. I don't think I haven't watched it.
So, there's no evidence, but like, do they realize that people are like, this is insane?

Speaker 1 But they're filming it like, this is cool i kind of feel like texas in general is like in a little bit of a bubble oh for sure like they're in their own kind of like world and they go by their own rules so i feel like it's almost like if you don't live in texas like you wouldn't get it yeah kind of thing also full respect cheerleading is such a difficult sport just the concept of when it's used purely to root on men

Speaker 1 I can't. Well, much of your whole sport is to support a man.
And it was like, and it did touch on eating disorders, but like it wasn't giving the root of it. It was like, but it's because of you guys.

Speaker 1 Like, are we all like acting like, oh, she made it. It's her problem.
She made it up. Yeah, like it's her problem.
Like, you're not weighing her every time she walks in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like she did it to herself type of thing. It's like, okay, but this is directly from you guys.
Yes. Yeah.
And so like that part is a little bit

Speaker 1 awkward and like uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 I couldn't get past the first three minutes when they were basically like turning down girls because they weren't pretty enough, especially when like it was their idea of pretty.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, then you would have never gotten through the episodes when they're literally cutting people because these

Speaker 1 cuttings because before they cut, they cut the people crush people's dreams. Hannah, there's a full makeover day that the swan.
No, literally that like

Speaker 1 before this is before they've even gotten the full team. Like they're in training camp right now.

Speaker 1 And so they do like a full makeover day and they like bring all the girls into America's Next stop model yep and then they look at each one and they're like and now you're gonna be a redhead and this is too like you need hype these women are good at this because they know what images work of what men think is hot like they're basically changing before the male gaze

Speaker 1 I don't know what the criteria is exactly it's that that's why it was so weird it was just these like older women being like, she should definitely go blonde.

Speaker 1 And then the fit, then they do the outfit fittings.

Speaker 1 And it's like the skinniest girls you've ever seen in your life. And they're like, mmm, I'm not loving the way that's sitting on you.
And I'm just like,

Speaker 1 the way

Speaker 1 I would have

Speaker 1 torched that point. No, and like the women that are telling, like, and then they're cutting like the girls.
And the girls are devastated.

Speaker 1 And they're like, yeah, because they haven't eaten for nine months. And they're starving.
They're starving. And so they're like, can you please? Like, it's almost like they cut you with no warning.

Speaker 1 They're like, look, we think they gaslight the fuck out of them too. They're like, you're so busy.
How would you even busy trying to become a Dallas?

Speaker 1 Like, I know I can do it. Like, give me another week.
Like, and I, I'll nail it. And they're like.

Speaker 1 No, we just don't think that like you'll get it in that time. And so like the way they let them go too, like, well, yeah, because they're not devastated.
It's all just like on their weird vibes.

Speaker 1 It's not like, oh, you won this match. So you get to the next round.
It's like, we just, your energy that you were bringing to the function wasn't right. Wasn't right.
And here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 This is like going to be a little bit of a controversial statement. I don't think I'd, I respect anyone that much to let them tell me like,

Speaker 1 you should change this about how you look and you're not, you're not going to be able to get this in one week. Like, I love revenge.

Speaker 1 So like if someone was saying that to me, I feel like I would have stood up and been like, let me tell you about you, yourself for a second. No, but this is the thing.

Speaker 1 Have you ever looked in the mirror? Who told you you could be a rest? This is like that shit. This is the thing.
Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders is the ultimate.

Speaker 1 It's not like, oh, I'm going to leave and do better.

Speaker 1 like this is the best of cheerleading like they are the ultimate so it's like you're not gonna get to like the best job and be like you guys it's all i want yeah we would i mean i would yes but i'm saying if you really want to be a cheerleader like if i got my dream what is my dream job we're doing it though so like yeah

Speaker 1 we can't who are we gonna say look let's be honest we're at a point we don't we're not good with bosses i here's the thing i just wanted to go in and hug a lot of them and be like, I'll stand, like, I'll say something for you.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say it in a way. I think you'll get it because we've all been there.
Okay. The boy you're obsessed with, he looks at you.
Yeah. And he's like,

Speaker 1 I think you look really pretty when your hair is a little shorter. Like you have it.

Speaker 1 That's literally.

Speaker 1 Like, oh my gosh, it's crazy because I was cutting my hair as we, I literally was cutting my hair when you walked in.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think. So it's the last time that's happened to me and I've been like, yep, I got it.

Speaker 1 That took all of one second. All of one second.
I was like obsessed with this guy, and he dressed like very quirky. Like,

Speaker 1 what did he do?

Speaker 1 He actually didn't even do anything. Like, I just like knew what his style was.

Speaker 1 And so, like, I went on ASOS one time, and I remember, like, I was gonna be like with my friends for like two days straight. And I was like, okay, I need to get like quirky outfits.

Speaker 1 And he's gonna be like, that's so cool. Your mom must have been furious.
No, I'll never never forget it.

Speaker 1 It was like, I got this like polo dress that was like long sleeves, but it had like different colors. And I remember her holding it up at one point and goes, what is this? Don't ever wear this.

Speaker 1 I was like, it was a phase I went through. I was like,

Speaker 1 I was talking to Kate Kennedy about this.

Speaker 1 And I was telling her about how my best friend, who

Speaker 1 not doing well in school at the time, memorized the entire Yankees roster. Yeah.
So a guy who liked the Yankees would like her. And I was like, you can't do math.
Like, you can't even spell.

Speaker 1 And you memorized everyone in their positions for dick. Like, this is crazy behavior.

Speaker 1 Sometimes in my 20s, like, I, when there was like a lull in dating or I was just like over everyone, I would go on the Yankees' roster so that I knew what they looked like.

Speaker 1 So that if ever I ran into one about town, I would know that was a Yankee. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, that is part of the game if you're being a Jersey chaser is you got to know who they are. That's true.
That's the first rule of jersey chasing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, do you know like how moms get crazy strength? Like if like a drone? Yeah. Yeah.
Like if their baby's under a car, they'll like lift a car. That's just what I heard.

Speaker 1 You get like crazy crush strength where like you can do insane things. No.

Speaker 1 My stamina when I have a crush is unmatched. Do you feel like you're like...

Speaker 1 you get elevated in like all your like your senses like you like can see him from like 500 feet peripheral vision you know where he is because he's your crush you're like everyone shut up i'm watching him from the side like in a dark, pitch black club, I can see his eyes and I can see who he's talking to.

Speaker 1 Straight up super powerful. No, it's kind of scary.
And then even in the bedroom, you're like, I've never done this position before, but today, this is what I do. This is my thing.

Speaker 1 I pulled everybody in the business. I'm like into like trying new experiences.

Speaker 1 Just so easy and go with the flow. But you know what? I do think dating gets harder in your 30s in a good way where just a lot of women are like, yeah, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 So then like, yeah, well, you're more authentically yourself. Yeah, you're like, this is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 Like, I would be scared right now to like be actually out dating because sometimes I think about like, okay, what would I be like if I was single right now at like 31?

Speaker 1 Because it's so drastically different than when I was single at 27. Because you're like, you're like, don't tempt me to be alone.
Don't tempt me to leave this. I would love to.
And I'm like, oh,

Speaker 1 I'd be a shut-in. Like,

Speaker 1 I wouldn't. And anything, like, now I think if I went on a first date and someone said something where like five, six years ago, I'm like, he's saney.
Like,

Speaker 1 he doesn't shower. He's like all natural.

Speaker 1 Like, now if someone said something that I, I would leave. Yeah.
I'd be like, look, I'm not. I don't have time.
Like, I don't have time for this. Yeah.
When you're 20s, you'll literally be like.

Speaker 1 wait, this is a new kind of guy that I've never experienced before. And he's going to teach me all these new things about hygiene that I didn't know.
And now I would just be like, blocked.

Speaker 1 Like, get out of here. Shout out to the girls who are dating because, like, do you know how it's so hard to like engage with any man? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have to meet a new man like multiple times a week when you're dating,

Speaker 1 which is unsafe. Not me, not now.
The energy they bring to functions. No, that's the other thing.
They taking on their energy. It's just like, no.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Multiple first dates, I couldn't. I can't.

Speaker 1 If I was single right now, I think I'd legitimately have to.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't date for like all of them.

Speaker 1 I would FaceTime I would FaceTime I would just do FaceTime and then I wouldn't have the balls to be like I don't think this is working out I'd be like oh no I'm under a bridge I think I would do like one date a month like truly on FaceTime yeah like I wouldn't I couldn't or it would be like you're at work well we don't have a work but you'd be like somewhere you want to go and you'll be like you can stop by

Speaker 1 I hate when people stop by no I know

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Speaker 1 I also finally watched the Brandi Helville documentary, which I feel like you... Brandy Melville.
Brandy Melville.

Speaker 1 Brandy Helville? I think Helville was the name of of the documentary or something like that. Oh, was it? I think you made that up.
I don't think you did it justice. You were just like.

Speaker 1 Did it justice what? And then you were like, yeah, it was like bad company. Oh, did I even talk about it? You very vaguely talked about it.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, I'm just like, honestly, I didn't really like watch it. You were the documentary girl.
I like, I watched it, but also, like, I was on my phone. You took a fucking break.

Speaker 1 Like, I watched it the way everybody else watches the documentary, and that's on your fucking phone.

Speaker 1 Well, I didn't finish it, but like, it's fucked up. Brandon Melville is run by

Speaker 1 a weird Italian man. Is he Italian? He's an Italian man who like started.
He's Russian. He's Italian, but he had some Russian guys under him.
Like, it's a full mob. Yeah.
Mafia, whatever.

Speaker 1 So in Italy, in Prato, there's all these like Chinese factories. So it says made in Italy, but it's literally like...
It's a Chinese factory.

Speaker 1 And he wasn't selling that well in Italy. So we just started Googling like U.S.
trends and then just did one size.

Speaker 1 You know, they have doors that's like purposely hard to get into because they only want skinny people in it. Like the doors are like really big.
I don't know how I missed that part.

Speaker 1 No, it's the skinny door part.

Speaker 1 Like you literally to walk in. It's like the skinniest door to fit.
And their whole thing was when anyone wanted to work there, they had to take a photo and send it to the head guy.

Speaker 1 And he would say yes or no based on if she was pretty and skinny. And then their job was whenever they saw a girl who was pretty to take a photo.

Speaker 1 So if you're just like shopping there, they go, hey, can we take a style shot of you for research? And they take it, send it to him, and then he'd be like, hire her on the spot.

Speaker 1 So they just would hire girls based on being pretty. And then they would take photos of what these girls were wearing and then immediately replicate whatever their outfit was.

Speaker 1 And that's the entire business model.

Speaker 1 And then they would take these like cool like 16, 17 year old girls and fly them like first class to China or Italy and just have them like look through everything.

Speaker 1 And at first you're like, this is so cool, women in the arts, giving these girls power. But But they're like, these girls are doing jobs that, like, a full C-level team would do.

Speaker 1 And they're getting paid in nothing. But the girls are like, we got a free hotel room.
Yeah. And it's like, you guys should be paying.
They're like, this is an honor to be asked. Exactly.

Speaker 1 And it's like, that's actually highly illegal. And then they would basically.
That's legitimate child labor. It's basically like the Dallas cheerleaders, where they're both cults.

Speaker 1 And if the girls gained any weight, they'd get fired. People aren't talking about that.
It's a cult. Yeah.
It's a cult. It's a full cult.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 the tallest cowboy i feel like if you have to dye or cut your hair

Speaker 1 it's a cult wait new criteria for cult if you have to change your hair you're in a cult you're in a cult because in what other situation do you have to cut your hair yeah unless the only The only acceptable one is like if you are a model and you're doing like some type of campaign and they're like, this is the vibe for this like one picture.

Speaker 1 Will you like, can we do this? Yeah, that's different because then you get to leave and go home at the end. Yes, but modeling is a little culty, too.
It definitely has culty vibes for sure.

Speaker 1 If you, you can get caught up in the wrong situation. But, such a good point.
But I just want people to understand that Brandy Melville is not like a bunch of, like,

Speaker 1 even if it was a bunch of like evil women running it,

Speaker 1 at least it's women running it. The fact that it's like an evil, creepy man makes it so much worse.
For teens, like, that makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, so it's like.
I never went,

Speaker 1 like, I never was in the Brandy Melville space. I don't know.
We didn't have one where I was in the middle of the day. I remember walking in and it was just like a fucking disaster.

Speaker 1 I remember walking in one time, realizing it was one size fits all. And I was like, okay, well, that's like, that doesn't work.
How does that work? And then, like, walking out.

Speaker 1 Never went through the store. It was very California.
Yeah. What's that other store that everyone loved in New York City? American.

Speaker 1 Not American Apparel.

Speaker 1 I was obsessed with

Speaker 1 L4, something force. No, LXL.

Speaker 1 I don't know but I remember all the girls from my PR like internship would go there after work and I'd be like these are the most disgusting clothes I've ever seen like why are you guys all obsessed with this yeah and like leaving it's very culty very culty um so yeah everyone should just know about that and I'm not taking down a small business I'm taking down a cult a conglomerate a conglomerate I watched some of the Simone Biles I watched it all tell me everything I love her.

Speaker 1 I'm obsessed. How funny is she? No.
Like goofy, cute, obsessed.

Speaker 1 Put her in my pocket. No, I'm so obsessed with her and what she's doing for like.

Speaker 1 women in general, women in sports, obviously, and just like mental health.

Speaker 1 And the fact that she, like, I feel like no one talks about, if your mind is not connected to your body, you literally can't do anything.

Speaker 1 And the fact that she called her mom right after she pulls out of the Olympics Olympics and says, I can't do it. And her mom says, Then don't do it.
Wait, like that was awesome.

Speaker 1 Her mom was so awesome there. Because her mom could have been like, what are you doing? Like, we're all here watching you.
You ruined everyone's night. What do you do? Like, she could have been

Speaker 1 like, yeah, she could have been like very coachy. And Simone was like, I can't do it.
And she was

Speaker 1 like, you're not doing it. You know what you're doing.
You're not doing it. And you could tell that she was just like, she just needed her mom's agree assurance.
And her mom was clearly fine.

Speaker 1 She walks out. She goes, she's pulled out.
It's fine. We're good.
good. Yeah.
And then when she goes back to sit down, she's out. Like, it's fine.
It's good. Like, I loved that energy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because everyone, like, we've been, I remember there's a lot of situations where you feel like you, you need to impress your family and everyone's there supporting you.

Speaker 1 Like, everyone's watching. Everyone's watching, that kind of thing.
And, oh my God, I had such bad, I had chills because

Speaker 1 Yeah, they call it the twisties, but it's basically if you, it's like the yips. Are you familiar with the yips? I am am not.
Okay, so the yips, I suffer from the yips a lot in tennis.

Speaker 1 It was really bad. But it's like you get it in golf, you get it in sports.

Speaker 1 There's like in baseball, I think it was Chuck somebody on the Yankees, like got the yips, and he literally couldn't throw from second base to first base.

Speaker 1 It's literally where you just get in your head about something

Speaker 1 and you psych yourself out and you like can't do it. It's basically a severe anxiety disorder with performance.
So it's like, it's like how people get into slumps.

Speaker 1 It's kind of like that. But like yips is like, like Tiger Woods, when he was coming back, like, couldn't chip for a while.
And it's like... It's like writer's block.
It's exactly like Writer's Block.

Speaker 1 So the thing with Tiger Woods, when he has the yips with chipping, it's embarrassing. Like an amateur golfer can chip better than him.
Honestly, that sounds like an ice cream parlor. Yip and chip.

Speaker 1 Yep, and chip. I love it.
I literally love it. But if Simone Biles gets the yips,

Speaker 1 she could crack her skull open.

Speaker 1 Well, right. Which people were not understanding.
Yeah, people weren't, like, I feel like talking about that. Like, she could break her neck and be paralyzed.
And, like, she's.

Speaker 1 And she wasn't going for, like, she has to go for insane moves. So, like, the move she was doing, like, she could paralyze herself.
It's crazy that, like,

Speaker 1 she changed the rules. too, because she's so good.
Oh, yeah, she has full moves named after her and stuff. But the thing is, is she was like, she's a human.

Speaker 1 And no one can understand the pressure of being the face of the olympics right i mean michael phelps had to smoke weed to get through it but like it's to be human right and then be put like a superhero yep

Speaker 1 like the stuff that she was battling and then it's true she had a lot of past trauma from a lot of forms of abuse yep and

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 With performance and that's why not to make it about my Netflix special, but like I felt like past stuff coming up when like a pressure moment arises.

Speaker 1 Like your demons are like, ooh, we like this scary feeling. Like this is where we live.
It's like bacteria like thriving. It's like, yes, this is our time to shine.
It's like

Speaker 1 yeah. And I think her basically being like, I'm going to protect myself.
And yeah, she, she was so depressed after.

Speaker 1 But she's coming back to Tokyo. Which, and then when I'm watching it, she was like, I never thought I'd be doing gymnastics at this point in my life.
And I'm like, oh damn how old is she

Speaker 1 yeah she's like and she's like and i'm 27 and i'm like okay you know well gymnastics they have like 13. no it's crazy and talk about a sport with like beauty and yeah

Speaker 1 like their bodies had to look a certain way also it was like primarily white girls who would wear these like little bangs like it was all about these like weird looked cultivated weird haircuts looked like an amish institution no weird haircut but everyone was like it's it's the skinny blonde girl with bangs is how you have to look.

Speaker 1 So then like when Gabby Douglas won, everyone was like, why does her hair look like that? And it's like, because she doesn't have blonde bangs. Right.

Speaker 1 And why does that have anything to do with her performance?

Speaker 1 So Simone Biles,

Speaker 1 holy shit, she's incredible. And her whole thing was just like, yeah, she had.
some mental blocks. And I think that's the thing.
I think the documentary is so good.

Speaker 1 And like, it just made me jacked up for the Olympics this year. But now I'm like nervous.
Well, doesn't, but this this is the thing. Doesn't everyone have mental blocks in their own way? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's like when you're dealing with that kind of pressure. You're going to name five right now.
Yeah. Your mental blocks just get exposed.
Right.

Speaker 1 And like that was like when I was, when I played tennis, I couldn't, I lost my second serve. Not your second serve.
My second serve. What happened to the first one? The first one was fine.

Speaker 1 Second serve, not good. Well, it's because the second serve is a different kind of serve than the first serve.
Yeah. Yeah.
Cause you like have to get it in.

Speaker 1 It's like more pressure and it's more spin on it. And I tried to change my grip and it was this whole thing.
And next thing you know, I like could not hit a second serve. And so then what happens?

Speaker 1 You just start like losing. I was hitting underhand.
Like I was like, it's like you walk on the court. Like I, like, everyone was like, oh, Kanna's doing great.

Speaker 1 Question specifically to tennis because gymnastics, it's not like you're like going against someone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you're going against someone and you know they have a mental block about something, you destroy them. Yeah.
Are you like purposely

Speaker 1 playing into it? The way I would win was because I was insane. Like I had so many mental blocks.
The only way to win was to be like, I have issues, but this girl has even more issues. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, like, let's say, like, you slice it to their back end and they miss. You go, and now we're going to do that a thousand times until she wants to, like, chuck her racket out of the court.

Speaker 1 So, tennis is just like it sounds a little culting. It's a little culture.

Speaker 1 It is scary.

Speaker 1 They did make you wear a ponytail. They didn't make you dye it or cut it, but you did have to wear it back.
So, I tell you, I got in huge trouble when I dyed my hair blonde. From your tennis team?

Speaker 1 Yeah. We like, I think I lost a match and my coach was really mad and he goes, and instead of practicing, Hannah's over here dying her hair platinum blonde and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 And my whole thing. Wait, that's so inappropriate.
No, I and like obviously I didn't do it during practice, but he basically was saying that I wasn't focused enough.

Speaker 1 Because I like dyed my hair and I was like, I dyed my hair because I'm having a fucking mental breakdown and I've lost my identity. Sorry, my friend just got a job at Supercuts and she was practicing.

Speaker 1 Okay, sorry for being being supportive.

Speaker 1 Supporting women in the arts and you have to go back because you clearly got the color wrong because it's kind of green.

Speaker 1 No, we can.

Speaker 1 Well, I also,

Speaker 1 I connected with Simone too because I would get in trouble for giggling and laughing during practice. Yeah, I mean, I remember I would laugh because instead of crying because it was like 6 a.m.

Speaker 1 People don't talk about what a fine line that is. No, laughing and crying is the same thing.

Speaker 1 Wait, laughing and crying is literally the same thing. No, it's the same.
This is a crying podcast. Like if I don't laugh, I think that's why we laugh so much because we want to cry.
I never cry.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny. I never cry because I laugh so much.
Because it's a release of something.

Speaker 1 It's really not what we need to release, but it's

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 1 I love when we just figured out everything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But also with the Simone Biles doc,

Speaker 1 she's so, yeah, she's so sweet and fun and human and multifaceted.

Speaker 1 And even if she doesn't do well in the Olympics, the whole point in the Tokyo Olympics, the whole point is her just like being multifaceted and dealing with adversity and always just like being herself.

Speaker 1 What did you think of her husband? Because that whole thing happened. I know there's drama.
This is my thing. And then it was like...

Speaker 1 He's, I mean, you can't tell from a cut-up documentary what people really like. Right.
He seems super supportive. He's super nice.

Speaker 1 A little too good looking for me to

Speaker 1 take him serious. No, just to trust.
Yeah. Fully.

Speaker 1 We hate a good-looking man. I just, if he's too good-looking, and like

Speaker 1 some sir. Some we're gonna keep an extra.
We're just keeping an eye out. Keep an extra.

Speaker 1 And also, but I did like when she said, like, when she left the Tokyo Olympics, like, that is when she met her husband. And like, that is when she got married.

Speaker 1 Like, and she said that those were such a good two years for her. And like, her mentally, she came back and she feels ready.
So I was like, oh.

Speaker 1 I do have to say a lot of people do meet their significant other when they're going through like a really dark time it's like when you're going through like you have nothing left like you're going through an ego death like you have nothing like I always say like Des when I met Des I was crying like every night yeah and he this man was like that's gonna be the mother of my children but it's like I've never cried in front of a man since then I haven't really cried right and but he met me in a time where I was like dealing with really intense I feel like that's the universe like does that and it's like here I'm gonna help you out a little.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's like, there's something about being like

Speaker 1 metaphorically naked.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Like, you're actually raw because you're like going through some instead.

Speaker 1 Wait, should we start saying that? No.

Speaker 1 Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 Wait a second. Should we do a t-shirt?

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 we might lose a few people on that one. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Okay, one final question I had for you. Okay.

Speaker 1 Spanks. Yeah.
I love spanks.

Speaker 1 People wear it. Yep.

Speaker 1 How the fuck are you supposed to pee?

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 A couple years ago, I said,

Speaker 1 what do we need spanks for? Who's wearing? What is like, who cares?

Speaker 1 Now,

Speaker 1 I love them.

Speaker 1 I don't think I will ever wear a dress without them

Speaker 1 because I don't know if it's just

Speaker 1 getting older.

Speaker 1 I just feel secure.

Speaker 1 That's what it is. I feel secure.
It's like a hug. It's like a hug you didn't have when you were a kid.
You know, like I just feel secure.

Speaker 1 And so I'm going to say something that might be a little controversial. And you don't drink liquids.
No, I drink a full Stanley. Sometimes I'm a pull to the side girl.
Well, this is my question.

Speaker 1 When it's the shorts. You're on your own.

Speaker 1 Because I, for Fallon, put on the shorts that goes up to your rib cage. Yeah.
And the the second I put it on, I go, how am I going to get this off? Are you saying that they should cut a little hole?

Speaker 1 Well, skims,

Speaker 1 do you know what they have? No. They have this thing that, like, it's, I don't know how to describe it for people, but it's like a crossover that you can pull and it opens up.

Speaker 1 But what have you peed on it a little? Like, I rather, I.

Speaker 1 Because when you pull and opens up, you're not going to pee on it. It's kind of like a guy when he's.
So he's sexual. No, I know, but I'm just saying, like

Speaker 1 I Think like weird. I've never worn the shorts, so I can't commiserate with your misery.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 But I think

Speaker 1 I think you either have to pull to the side or you have to take it down. Because when you sausage yourself up, like

Speaker 1 part of me is like, someone give me a scissor. No, full sausaged up.
I'll give myself a labia plasty. Yeah.
If I need a pee.

Speaker 1 No, undergarments are so interesting because I just can't believe

Speaker 1 here and I'm wearing them. You know, like I thought, never.
I was like,

Speaker 1 I'll never have to, I'll never wear that. Like, that's crazy.
Like, I remember seeing my mom put stuff on and then, like, putting on a dress and like putting her spangs on. I'm just like, how uncomfy.

Speaker 1 And now I'm like,

Speaker 1 this is who I am now. Literally, just wearing it.
It looks like modern day corset.

Speaker 1 It literally is.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. But you can do levels.
Like, there's like medium, extra taut. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Loose. No, I can't do extra tight.
Once my mom took off her spanks and gave it to me before a show. I know, I was there.

Speaker 1 I'll never forget it. One of the highlights of my life, she was like, you can't wear that underwear here.

Speaker 1 And that's girlhood. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us.
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