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Speaker 1 Sup gigglers, Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2 What's up my greasy Italian gigglers? We're allowed to say that because we're Italian.

Speaker 1 We're allowed to say that because we're Italian, but Craig's not allowed to say that and he's the person who said it to me.

Speaker 2 Oh. So.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 his career's over.

Speaker 2 Also, we're going to drop some news.

Speaker 2 Like, I know you guys, we keep dropping stuff. We got the Netflix special, we dropped Paige's Amazon show in bed with Paige.
We dropped the tour. This is

Speaker 1 more to drop. This is like our real, these were our Easter eggs.

Speaker 1 That when we were dropping Easter eggs, they had nothing to do with what we were actually dropping because we don't know how to do what an Easter egg is. So it made no sense.

Speaker 1 So we do think anyone would

Speaker 2 drop. No one's ever eaten.
We're about to drop.

Speaker 2 You guys aren't ready.

Speaker 1 It's not.

Speaker 2 You're not ready for the smoke.

Speaker 2 You're not going to be able to handle this heat.

Speaker 1 We don't, we ourselves aren't fully grasping it.

Speaker 2 Let's just say the admin was so beyond what we could even wrap our head around. You guys,

Speaker 2 I'm speechless. I mean, we, yeah.

Speaker 1 So we're very excited.

Speaker 2 So we're very excited.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I miss you so freaking much. I literally, okay, at our hotel.
So I have so many things to say. First of all,

Speaker 1 the whole island lost water. That's a side note.

Speaker 2 We'll literally diet. The whole island of Italy.

Speaker 1 The whole island of Capri. The whole booth.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Everything, all of that. Our hotel was fine.

Speaker 2 Good thing I don't drink water. So I was like, this is good.
You're like, does anyone have a diet cult?

Speaker 1 I was like, I'm literally three Coca-Colas deep and it's not even 11 a.m. I'm totally fine.
I've been peeing brown, so I'm good.

Speaker 1 People are like stabbing me in the street, like, what are you doing for water? I'm like, I

Speaker 1 this is an admin that I legitimately did not sign up for.

Speaker 2 Ask my mom.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Like, do you have to change hotels?

Speaker 2 I don't know. Ask my mom.
Oh my gosh. That was like when the lights went out in one of our hotels, and we're like, well, we've been sleeping.
So I'll go right back to sleep. Yeah, like, ask me.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, I can, if there's a bed, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 But anyway, so everything that I do in Italy I think oh my god Hannah would freaking love this and so like part I didn't realize that our hotel has like a villa that you can rent out like separate from the hotel But obviously like you can use all the hotel amenities So I went up to the it's probably so expensive, but I went up to the front desk and I was like, hey guys, like I really want to see the villa just to like see inside of it.

Speaker 1 They took me into it. It's gorgeous.
But like if you had a big family or like you had like kids or something, it would just be so perfect.

Speaker 1 And I was walking out and I turned to my mom and I was like, if I get this villa, I want Hannah and Des to come next year.

Speaker 1 And she was like, they don't want to come on your family vacation.

Speaker 1 But all I could think of was like, how fucking funny would it be if we were in a villa? And then I found a tennis court in Positano.

Speaker 2 In Positano?

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I'm just scouting for when we move here.

Speaker 2 Wait, I love you so much. Also, I'm like sending you memes like you're living normal life right now.

Speaker 2 And then I'm like, oh yeah, she's on the beach glowing in her like flowery ass dresses, making a lot of high-quality TikToks with Craig. He's like,

Speaker 2 I don't want to compliment a man, but.

Speaker 1 I don't want to say that I'm like... really identifying with Gen Z, but like it's so much easier to post on TikTok recently than Instagram.
Like TikTok is just like, who cares? Whatever. Who cares?

Speaker 2 Who cares? See ya.

Speaker 1 It's free.

Speaker 2 Well, Instagram, it's so permanent. It's so like, that's on your grid.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, I can't do my grid anymore.

Speaker 2 I'm just like, you can do that to yourself, though. You put so much grid pressure on yourself.

Speaker 1 I'm under a lot of grid pressure. And so then I can't, I can't do it.
Then I like, sometimes I get in moods where I'm just like, I can't do anything.

Speaker 2 But I like that you'll go like days without posting and then you'll post like every day for four days and then you'll go four months, no posting.

Speaker 2 And I think it keeps everyone on their toes, especially me, because I'm ready to comment. I'm ready for the comment.

Speaker 1 It's just like, where is she? What is she doing?

Speaker 1 Highlight though, today.

Speaker 2 So we're on a boat, we're doing boat stuff, we're doing boat things.

Speaker 1 We pull up to this restaurant. There's a bunch of yachts.
My dad says, Wow, isn't that a nice yacht? I'm like, wow, I wonder who's on that yacht. Looks like it would be so fun.
So fun.

Speaker 1 Look at all those pool toys.

Speaker 1 We get up to the restaurant. We're walking.
All of a sudden, I'm about to sit down. I turn to my right and I go, oh,

Speaker 2 pardon.

Speaker 1 I see Derek Geter's face staring right at me.

Speaker 2 No, say what his real name is.

Speaker 1 Hannah Berner's ex-boyfriend.

Speaker 2 I saw your fucking ex.

Speaker 1 Hannah, we are so sick in the head.

Speaker 2 Do you think he was there on purpose because he knew that you would see him and tell me?

Speaker 1 We are so sick in the head because legitimately I went to the other side of the table so that I could sit and face him. I was like, I'm not putting my back to my friend's ex.

Speaker 2 I need to watch. I need to watch every move he makes.
Make sure he's not talking about her.

Speaker 1 So I'm literally staring at him like the whole lunch, and I

Speaker 1 would never go up to him because I feel like he's like not the type of like celeb that you ever go up to. First of all, because you respect him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I respect him way too much to ever put my personality in his orbit. Like he is, I would never do that to him.
I'm like, you don't deserve that.

Speaker 1 It is dark over here. Live in love and light on your yacht.

Speaker 2 He's going to take a shower if you go up sim.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you don't want any of this.

Speaker 1 His wife, 12 years old.

Speaker 2 Her name's Hannah.

Speaker 1 She looks like she's 12. She's so gorgeous.

Speaker 2 They've also had multiple children, the two of them.

Speaker 2 Not that I know. I just happen to know all this information.
I didn't like stalk them or anything.

Speaker 2 The thing about Derek Deer 2 is, I was thinking about it, like, at this point, it's not even sexual with him, it's more like I like quoted him for like my elementary school graduation speech.

Speaker 2 Like, he's

Speaker 2 he's my Roger Federer, like, him and Roger Federer. And also, like, you're a family of Yankee fans, so I love that you were like, dad, I know you, like, love the Yankees.

Speaker 2 I need to watch him for Hannah right now.

Speaker 2 But, like, were they not freaking out?

Speaker 1 The whole place was freaking out. Every single person in there was freaking out.
Everyone was American, I feel like, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like I, there was a table of people definitely from Texas because I could just like hear their accents and I was like, they're a Texas family.

Speaker 1 And right when the dad like noticed in such a Texas way, like immediately like got up, turned around to like stare at him.

Speaker 1 Like I feel like we were being very like chill because we were at the table right next to them.

Speaker 2 Was Derek pretending like he didn't know the whole restaurant knew who he was?

Speaker 1 No, he was being like cool.

Speaker 1 Like there was a boat that pulled by and like they all screamed his name and he like waved and then like a couple kids went up to him and he would like take pictures with kids.

Speaker 1 But I feel like he gives off the vibe and I respect that. He gives off the vibe of like, I don't fuck with fans really.

Speaker 1 Which if it was a woman, I feel like we wouldn't be saying this.

Speaker 1 Here's me just being. misogynistic again on the point.

Speaker 2 Saying that it's cool that he's like, I'm not really fucking with fans, but if a girl did it, you'd be like, she's a monster.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Wait, I just like caught myself.
Fuck you, Derek Jeaner.

Speaker 2 Fuck Fuck you, Derek.

Speaker 1 This is no longer a sports podcast. No, but I was so fucking like

Speaker 1 starstruck when I saw him. And Craig had the audacity to turn to me and say, he's just a person, too.

Speaker 2 Okay, he was getting jelly. He was getting jelly.

Speaker 1 He's actually not just a person.

Speaker 2 He's actually not a saint. He's actually like otherworldly.
He's actually, he has blue eyes and he has and dark hair. And dark hair.

Speaker 1 He's our Lord and Savior.

Speaker 2 He's he's number one.

Speaker 1 He's handedly saved the island of Manhattan. I'm sure he spread some diseases while he was at it, but it was literally fine.

Speaker 2 The man sends gift baskets, okay? He's an angel. Craig, how many gift baskets have you sent? Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, anywho, that was the highlight of my life. And I remember, I went to a Yankee game and I wrote a sign in a pink heart.

Speaker 1 It was cut out in a pink heart shape and it said, nobody's sweeter than my man Jeter. And I still have that sign in my basement.
So he's not just a man to me.

Speaker 2 Wait, you flirted with my ex.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I did. I did.

Speaker 2 I mean, I was 12 this whole time to tell

Speaker 2 this whole time you played dumb. Like, you didn't give it a try when you knew how I felt about him.

Speaker 1 Wait, speaking of flirting with your ex, that's actually not speaking of flirting with your ex, but speaking of flirting,

Speaker 1 two observations. One, being on vacation, I feel like you just see a lot of older men and younger women.
And And I'm,

Speaker 1 you know, I don't live under a rock. I've seen it before.
I'm out and about. I'm in the streets.

Speaker 1 Something about this particular island of Italy, the age difference is a bit extreme. It's a bit of a damage.

Speaker 2 Are these people married or is it like people are getting flown out?

Speaker 1 I can't really tell. And you know, I'm doing the work and like observing.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got one real wrong the one night. I genuinely thought that this woman was this man's daughter.
I was like, there's absolutely no way.

Speaker 1 And I will call the authorities if I'm proven wrong because I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 And then I was on Instagram. Have you been seeing all like the Bill Belichick stuff with him dating like the 23-year-old?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Here's where I'm PO'd about it. I went into the comments of like one of the videos and I was like, I wonder what people are saying about like this age gap.
And it's a lot of people against

Speaker 2 her

Speaker 1 being like, wow, what a gold digger. Wow, she knows exactly what she's doing.
And in my head, I'm like,

Speaker 1 but she's a child, okay?

Speaker 1 And this man

Speaker 1 could have said literally anything, and you can like manipulate and put a trance on someone, of course, 20 years younger than you. I mean, she's like 30 years younger than 40 years younger than him.

Speaker 2 Has no one ever had a daddy issue before? No, I'm like, how many dads?

Speaker 1 So she's 23 and she's also a mastermind manipulator to get all of his money. But yet this man who's won multiple Super Bowls isn't manipulating this girl to have sex with him.

Speaker 2 Also, this girl being, just being beautiful is not manipulation. Okay.
And we don't know. Right.
Like, you're literally born that way.

Speaker 2 Like, we can't help it that we're stunning. And look, I do have to say, she's probably doing it for the story.
I think it's hilarious. I think the stories he must have.

Speaker 2 Also, he was pretty funny at the roast. Do your thing.

Speaker 2 Like, it's don't be judgmental if anything you're so right there is a power dynamic and Bill Belichick has the money he has the power he's the upper hand like I that's what it is he has the upper hand and I don't know why people are like oh she's like she's she's getting after it like she doesn't have the upper hand in anything she literally goes where he says well there's a whole thing about like like do you think he's dumb like he right there's it's called men like want to pay for certain things.

Speaker 2 And like, why are other men who probably are living in their mom's basement getting mad when Bill Belichick pays for dinner for a girl? Like, let's calm down.

Speaker 2 Right. Like, no girl is putting a gun to a guy's head and being like, pay for everything.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe. I wish I could.
I wish.

Speaker 1 I wish I've done finger guns.

Speaker 2 I'm like, you're gonna freaking buy this right now. Boom, boom.
But I do, I wrote an article once, um,

Speaker 2 literally once, about Zaddies.

Speaker 2 And it was about basically like under 26, your brain's not fully formed. You're still figuring out your career.
You're not making money.

Speaker 2 Be careful if you're with an older man just because like there's a reason older women are not falling for him sometimes. Right.
Right.

Speaker 2 So like, you know, like, so he's, it's easy to go with these younger girls who don't know any better.

Speaker 2 I mean, the amount of trash that you'd go for in your early 20s, because you don't know who you are, you don't know what you deserve. You don't understand what's going on.
We're flailing.

Speaker 2 We're scared. We're screaming, crying.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like it's not the girl's fault. Yes.
And then write out a flowchart on how to steal your money.

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 1 we don't even know what our diary grids are.

Speaker 2 Like, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 We have high cortisol right now. We're dealing with it.

Speaker 2 Also, like, maybe he took her to Capri. Like, she's getting experi life experiences.
No, literally.

Speaker 1 I have another gripe.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. You're on it today.
Let's fucking go. I have another gripe.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you guys have seen the discourse online.

Speaker 1 But have you come across that limited two is coming back?

Speaker 2 Okay, so

Speaker 2 people have been tagging that up left and right. Is it verified or is someone like fucking with us?

Speaker 1 I think it's verified. I think it's real because they invited me to their launch party.

Speaker 2 Okay. See, that's my first problem.
Why are you not the face of the magazine of the launch party? Put some respect where respect is due.

Speaker 1 I think so many people tagged them in it that then they were like, oh, we should invite this girl. Here's my gripe.

Speaker 1 I'm not asking to be the face of it. I'm not asking to even be acknowledged.

Speaker 2 You want a discount code?

Speaker 2 One, I want a discount code.

Speaker 1 But I want to talk to the marketing PR team because are they coming back for 12-year-old girls? Or are they coming back? Because I'm going to break it to you. They don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 12, 13, 14, they don't care who you are. I thought they were coming back for like 26 to like 34-year-old women and they were going to make capris and they were going to make little sets.

Speaker 2 A poncho.

Speaker 1 Some of us are like married, have children. I thought they were going to give us dresses, give us outfits.

Speaker 2 Little skorts.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought, I thought we were going to get a skort. So I'm not mad.
If that's not the case,

Speaker 2 if that's just the case, then I'm not. I'm not mad.
I'm disappointed.

Speaker 1 I'm disappointed. If they're coming back for tweens, it's not going to, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 You should be the creative consultant of Limited 2.

Speaker 1 We could have redone me stepping into a locker. I mean,

Speaker 2 and coming out. Yeah.
I mean.

Speaker 2 I mean, the possibilities were endless. And

Speaker 1 I don't know if it's the time zone difference, but I'm PO'd over here.

Speaker 2 I'm P.O.'d. I do have to say, I'm very tired right now.
Yes, I've been traveling and all this shit, but I also, you know, when you're like, I should go to bed right now?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And you're even falling asleep, but you're going to fight. You're going to fight it because you finally found something good on TV?

Speaker 1 What is it?

Speaker 2 This is better than the dance cult documentary.

Speaker 1 Hold on, I'm actually going to write it down.

Speaker 2 Write it down? Oh, you're going to love this one. It's on Hulu.
It's called The Perfect Wife.

Speaker 1 They basically. It's already getting me going.

Speaker 2 They're like, this is gone, girl, but better.

Speaker 2 And it's so well done. The way this kept me on my toes.

Speaker 1 Wait, it's documentary or it's real shit.

Speaker 2 Real shit. Real shit.
You know, I only mess with real stuff because I really want to feel hurt. Alive.

Speaker 2 Exactly. I want to feel something.
Anything. I want to feel something.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 I go, fuck that IT.

Speaker 2 Give me the news.

Speaker 2 So at 2:30 a.m., I finally turned it off. I don't even have the last episode yet, but it kept me up literally all night and It was so good.
Everyone has to watch it.

Speaker 1 What give us give us a little I know I'm trying to sent a two sentence blurb.

Speaker 2 It's about like this beautiful girl who got married to this man and then she disappears out of nowhere. I mean

Speaker 1 if we had a nickel

Speaker 2 and the possibilities are endless with what happened

Speaker 2 and you do find out what happened and um the characters it's it's i mean they're not characters they're real people because it's time here is this recent like this is recent this is like and it was over like seven years up until like 2021 22 so this is for real okay um it's crazy also i'm dropping this on you now because i wanted to surprise you for the pod but i think you might kind of know I um hung out my other best friend.

Speaker 1 No, I literally, here's the thing about time differences. I think I'm dreaming when I wake up and I open a text.
I open a text to just a picture of you and Haley.

Speaker 1 And you're, you know what? This is what pissed me off about it.

Speaker 2 What's your gripe?

Speaker 1 What's your gripe? No, my gripe is like.

Speaker 1 You try to include me as much as you can and I'm so appreciative of it. But I'm like, this little bitch sending me a picture of her and Haley being like, oh, she wants to come on the pod.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, you know what?

Speaker 1 I know you two have a friendship behind my back. I'm like dealing with it.
Wow.

Speaker 2 She looks so good in this picture. So do you.
You literally look like...

Speaker 2 No, the lighting was lighting.

Speaker 1 No, Hannah, you're in the Illuminati in this picture.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Okay, the funniest part about me trying to get you involved is that I actually blacked out the whole time.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, when you don't know what's going on, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking. Finally, I'm like, bye.
We walk outside and Grace goes, Oh my god, did you hear what she asked?

Speaker 2 And I was like, I didn't hear the whole entire thing.

Speaker 2 I didn't talk to her. I don't, I wasn't there.
And she was like, She asked if she could go on your podcast. And I was like, No, she didn't.
And she's like, Yes, she did. I'm like, What did I say?

Speaker 2 And she was like, You literally didn't respond. And I was like, What was I doing?

Speaker 2 And she was like, You were like, I don't know what you were doing. And I was like,

Speaker 2 And that happened to me once with literally my biggest crush during. Did you want to come on our pod?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Wait, this is a sidebar and I won't get back to the Haley stuff. So I don't know if I ever told this story.

Speaker 2 I was obsessed with this guy, one of my biggest crushes, and we're hanging out for a long time. I like crushes where you don't hook up.
Like, I like the game, you know, because it was kind of like

Speaker 2 forbidden fruit. Like, yeah,

Speaker 2 we played the game for a long time.

Speaker 1 He liked the sexual attention.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then finally, he was like, we had mutual friends and he was like, come visit and

Speaker 2 we're going to hang out

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 it was like a campfire.

Speaker 1 This is college.

Speaker 2 This is during college. And it was like a campfire or something.
And the whole day, it's like, we're flirting, we're flirting.

Speaker 2 And then he gets like so drunk at the campfire. Like, he's rolling around.
He's like, almost like falling in the fire. His friends have to like put him to bed.
And I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 And then my friend's like, Why didn't you go on a walk with him? And I was like, What? And she's like, He literally looked at you and was like, Want to go on a walk? And you just didn't respond.

Speaker 2 And then you proceeded.

Speaker 2 And I was like, He didn't ask me that. And they were like, He literally asked it to you, and you didn't hear him.
And I was like, Did I like?

Speaker 2 I'm like, I literally came all the way here to hook up with this man. And you're telling me that, like, I think I have so many voices in my head that sometimes I just

Speaker 1 sorry. I just picture this man going to AA and being like

Speaker 1 hi this is because of Hannah Burner

Speaker 2 there's like eight other guys there and they're like oh

Speaker 2 I was gonna say if you've never put a guy in AA you're not living life

Speaker 2 you're certainly not you're not living life hard enough so anyway it is that thing like you're so in your own head that you actually miss the moment that you're waiting for yeah

Speaker 1 but um Grace is gonna have to send so many emails of like hey I know we said we don't do guests

Speaker 1 but check out our next episode with Haley Bieber.

Speaker 1 I mean, we've told a thousand people. We're like, we don't do guests, but we will make an exception.

Speaker 2 The crazy thing. Yeah, we don't do guests.

Speaker 2 Except for

Speaker 1 when we do do guests. Except if it's like a girl we really, really, really like.

Speaker 2 Unless we like really want to be a friend, you want us to like us. Or if you're Trevor Wallace.

Speaker 2 Because he's a girl's girl. What is the accent?

Speaker 1 Everyone always brings up Trevor Wallace.

Speaker 2 You had Trevor Wallace on the pod.

Speaker 1 We're like, okay, it was one time.

Speaker 2 He actually tricked us. We didn't know.
He literally just like, I think he just showed up. We also didn't ask him one question.
So does it even count?

Speaker 1 No. We didn't learn one thing about him.

Speaker 2 So it was fucked up because I'm starting to promote the Netflix special. So they were like, you got to go to LA and do a bunch of podcasts.
And I was like, okay, like, put me on the flights.

Speaker 2 I'm in LA. I'm doing podcasts.
We get an email.

Speaker 2 Haley would love to do another interview because she's launching her new blush. I said, Well, that's perfect because I'm in LA.
And they go, Oh, she's actually in New York.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, Crazy, great one. And they're like,

Speaker 2 So I'm like, The one time I'm not in New York City. So then I fucking take a red eye to go back to see Haley.
Obviously, I played a cool, like, I didn't take a red eye to see her.

Speaker 1 Have you ever literally even thought to take a red eye to see me?

Speaker 2 I would always take a red eye to see you. I mean, not if it's like, not if I'm tired.
Or like if I have a headache.

Speaker 1 Or like my phone's on like 10%.

Speaker 2 If my phone is on 50%, less than 50%, I probably can't go.

Speaker 1 And like if I haven't talked to my mom in a couple days.

Speaker 2 Like if I'm just feeling a little bloated.

Speaker 2 No, if you're a little bloated before the flight, it's a disaster. You don't have to go.

Speaker 1 You literally can call and sick.

Speaker 2 So, you know, when you're about to, it's like seeing a crush where you're like playing out how you should act when obviously you're not going gonna know what the vibes are but I was like trying to come up with first lines

Speaker 2 because we're all just waiting for it to come and I'm like what do we say like yeah I daren like uh

Speaker 2 it's you again like what do we say like I'm such a creep like I felt so creepy so she walks in and like everyone was like playing a little too cool because it was just like people who worked for Rode and they're all like these cool girls they're so beautiful and nice yeah she walks in and everyone's just so chill that's such a real thing sometimes I feel like some people don't get like the respect they deserve.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like I was somewhere and there was a celebrity, and I was like, hello, it's fucking and I can't even remember.

Speaker 2 Well, there's like a middle ground. You don't want to freak them out, but then you also don't want to be so cool that you're disrespecting their art.

Speaker 1 That's what it is. I would never disrespect another woman's art.

Speaker 2 So we're all waiting for her. And then she walks in in this gorgeous, full nude, like blazer fit with her belly out.

Speaker 1 And like as an accessory?

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Full accessory she basically dresses like she's not pregnant and then happens to have a belly accessory it's an accessory and we were doing the interview in the front and they were like hey honey you should probably go to the front she's going to be here soon and i looked at the girl and i said i am not about to be the first person she sees walking in i'm not about to be like hey i'm speaking to you i took a red eye i made it

Speaker 2 i'm like i am gonna look like i was busy I was busy in the back doing something, forgot that she was filming.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like I just happened to run into her, so I'm like in the back, and then she walks in, and like, no one's saying anything.

Speaker 2 And finally, she sees me, and I'm just like, I don't know what I said, something stupid. And I go, you look great.

Speaker 2 And she, we give like a little hug, because we're like acting like we've known each other for years at this point, which we have. And she just looks at, I'm like, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 Because, you know, like, I tried to be like, I'm like, how are you? These people don't get you. Like, I get you.
Really?

Speaker 2 How are you fucking? How is it? How are you literally?

Speaker 2 And she goes, I'm so fucking pregnant right now. And I was like,

Speaker 2 that was so cunty. That was so cunty.

Speaker 1 She looks so good pregnant.

Speaker 1 It's like, it's insane.

Speaker 2 And then, I mean, look, I will say it. The problem with our friendship, like, everything's better in our friendship than me and you, our friendship, except that we have the same good side.

Speaker 2 Me and Haley.

Speaker 1 You and Haley? It'll never work.

Speaker 2 Long term, there there will never be a work. It'll never work.
You'll never

Speaker 2 work at certain points.

Speaker 1 Long term, it's not going to be.

Speaker 2 Even though there's so many things that are better about our friendship than me and you, and obviously, like, the clout is insane.

Speaker 1 So, wait, so question.

Speaker 2 You give her your good side? 100%. I said, I will look at it.

Speaker 2 But this is the thing. Her bad side is not the level of monster that my bad side is.
So I was like, do you want me to ruin the fucking video?

Speaker 1 Maybe if you, I feel like she's an understanding person.

Speaker 2 Maybe if you're just we're not there yet. We're not there yet.
I said yeah, but I was very aware of it. I was like, what side does she want? And they're like, oh, she'll take the left side.

Speaker 2 And I was like, perfect, perfect. That was actually the side I wanted.
Perfect. Perfect.
I was like, cancel the interview.

Speaker 2 Cancel.

Speaker 2 So we finally get to the interview. And at one point, like, I guess my hair was crazy because I don't brush it.
And she just stops and she starts

Speaker 2 like moving my hair for me.

Speaker 2 And then like we almost made out

Speaker 2 and then

Speaker 2 like she said something about me being beautiful and she liked my hair color and like then it got the room got shaky the room got blurry do you know do you know when she's due she's I mean what if she names her Hannah I think she will

Speaker 2 like based on the vibe she was giving me I almost I don't know it was like a little it was giving like they don't love you like I love you like everyone else it was just like you know when she makes me feel like i'm the only person in the room where was this interview where did you this was in on green street in soho and it was like in her pop-up and she said she liked my salmon dress like she was like again like it was like when this i was like you could punch me in the fucking jaw and i would say thank you and then at one point i was like oh my god your belly's so cute and then i was like i should do the giggly squad joke that we were talking about and I was like, you know, I dress like I'm pregnant all the time, but I'm just bloated.

Speaker 2 And she like kind of laughed. And then I was like, look, and I took my stomach and I put it against her stomach.
It gets,

Speaker 1 it's a classic. It's your pregnant bits are some of my favorite.
I have a photo of you, literally with one of the best bloats ever. I

Speaker 1 never be able to get this photo out of my head. You're glowing so much in this pregnancy.

Speaker 2 People were jealous of that photo. People were like, okay, someone's found happiness and a future.

Speaker 1 People stay jealous of that photo of you it's

Speaker 2 it's so freaking good so it was it's honestly like so weird our friendship um i could talk about it all day and i feel like was just in there no but i had that moment with her where i was like isn't it fucking crazy that the outfits you guys wore that day became the most viral thing of like the century and she was like nose crazy and then you realize they like dressed it up as it for halloween yeah that it was it was the most viral shit ever and then you you realize, like, she's that must be so surreal.

Speaker 1 Like, imagine seeing that and just being like, am I a joke to everyone? She's like, am I a joke to you?

Speaker 2 She's just, she's literally a normal girl who happened to marry Justin Bieber.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And that's why I think she's so relatable to people because, like, she just wants to, like, do her makeup cute, have cute outfits, like, have...

Speaker 2 good vibes like she really is just like that but she just yeah she's just a girl and i feel like she does hold him down in a way. Like she does have calm energy.

Speaker 2 I think I'm like, I think she sees me and she probably sees like Justin Bieber, like that kind of like, like wild creative star quality. And that's probably why.

Speaker 1 I mean, how could you not?

Speaker 2 She was like, you're clearly a like creative, like, I don't want to say genius, but with your interview questions about tampons, like, I've never seen something like this before. So anyway.

Speaker 2 We hung out and then I was there was like a party after I had to leave. I did I did comedy spots last night.
How was it? It was really hot in New York City. Yeah, it was really hot.

Speaker 2 It's too hot in New York City.

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Speaker 2 Also, you've been gone for seven weeks. When are you getting back?

Speaker 1 No, Hannah, I actually feel like I don't.

Speaker 1 You're not coming back.

Speaker 1 No, like, I don't feel

Speaker 2 anything.

Speaker 2 Oh, do you feel like you've taken a hiatus?

Speaker 1 I feel so disconnected from the world.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, I literally haven't posted on Instagram solely because I haven't taken any photos.

Speaker 2 Oh, so you're actually having a good time on vacation.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm literally just vibing. Like, I've been eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I, I'm so stuffed. I can't think.
Like, that's why.

Speaker 2 Wait, because, yeah, you were making me nervous the last week. You were like, I couldn't finish my pasta.
Everyone's yelling at me, but I feel like you've settled in.

Speaker 2 Also, if I look at someone, I have to say it. I'm going to say it, and people are going to get mad.

Speaker 2 If I look at your Instagram and you're on vacation and you have 4,000 Insta stories, you want either a guy to pick you.

Speaker 1 Are you talking to anyone? Is anyone talking?

Speaker 2 But I'm saying, like, you're trying to show someone something,

Speaker 2 and no one's clicking through all that.

Speaker 1 No, I could barely read a caption at that point. No, more than 10 I can't click through.

Speaker 2 I can't click. And I get it if you're like, you're an influencer, you're like trying to show

Speaker 2 inspire people.

Speaker 1 But that's, but that's why I like TikTok because I'm like, oh, I want to show the girls my outfit, but like, I can't pose for a photo right now.

Speaker 1 And like, I can't, like, I'm just like, I can't take 10 photos. And like, the only people.

Speaker 2 So we all can tell that you just took one try at the video. Everyone can tell.
Yeah. Like it was reshooting.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 No reshoots.

Speaker 1 Like, we don't have the budget nor the time for a reshoot. We, it's one and done and that's it.
And so that's what, that's what's happening.

Speaker 2 It'll be like 30 seconds into the video and I'm like, she could have re okay. She could, oh, okay, she's still going.
She could have edited that part, probably.

Speaker 1 But I'm like, no,

Speaker 1 take it as a good. This is, because on TikTok, I feel like this is me.

Speaker 1 Love it or hate it. Either swipe.

Speaker 2 As Jennifer Lopez would say, this is now.

Speaker 2 This is me now. This is me now.

Speaker 2 Side note, gigglers have been asking me, and I think they're asking me to ask you

Speaker 2 what are the gigglers wearing this summer? Oh my god, it's such a freaking loaded question.

Speaker 1 A lot of drop waist things.

Speaker 2 Yeah, drop waist dresses I love.

Speaker 1 Drop waist dresses, which I really am loving because for like a short torso girly, like I really shouldn't be wearing anything high-waisted, but it just feels like

Speaker 1 more comfortable when you're bloated, but really like a drop waist and like a low rise.

Speaker 2 But a drop waist when you're bloated

Speaker 2 is one fucking sniff away from pregnancy. Looking.

Speaker 1 It's you have to find the right fabric, one,

Speaker 1 and like the right style for you. Like, I have this like one drop waist dress from, I think it's LPA, is the brand, but it has like it like poofs out a little bit on the side.

Speaker 1 Not like a big poof, but like gives you a little hip. And I feel like that helps like the overall structure.

Speaker 2 Did you see the blue dress dress I wore this weekend?

Speaker 1 I did.

Speaker 2 That blue dress caused a lot of drama in the DMs.

Speaker 1 I could surmise that. And what?

Speaker 1 What was the overall take?

Speaker 2 The overall take was

Speaker 2 so wild because normally I post something and either I'm like trolling the gigglers and they know it and they're like, like I did like Page and I prove this out, but they're all like, we know.

Speaker 2 I actually like that too.

Speaker 1 It was, that's like,

Speaker 2 it was fun.

Speaker 1 Like, I like when you wear like baggy pants and like a baggy t-shirt. Like, it's very, like.

Speaker 2 It was hot out. I didn't want my crotch to sweat.
But, um, this blue dress, it was a combination of people being like, you fucking nailed it. This color on you is amazing.
This is so cool.

Speaker 2 Like, Alice in Wonderland, but give it cunt. And then people were like, burn it.
No. But, like, everyone just had such opposite reactions.

Speaker 2 I wanted to screenshot to show people, like, everyone is having different experiences.

Speaker 1 I thought it was extremely editorial. What was it for? You can't say.

Speaker 2 It was for this like judging show I was doing that had to do with like it was on it was on brand on brand it was on theme. There was a theme.
It was on theme.

Speaker 2 So it's funny when sometimes like the gigglers have opposite opinions and I'm like the gigglers are in a fight.

Speaker 1 They're fighting each other. And honestly, all I love is a conversation.
It doesn't matter. Like you can love it.
You can hate it. It's just a conversation.
I will say that I

Speaker 1 gaslit myself into gaslighting myself when I was like, oh, I hate all my outfits. Because every time I step out of the

Speaker 1 hotel room, I'm like waiting for my dad to be like, it's amazing. It's stunning.
It's never been. And he's literally my own personal lady gaga.

Speaker 1 He's like, I've just never seen anything like this outfit. And I'm like, no, like you get it.

Speaker 2 Like you so

Speaker 2 freaking get it.

Speaker 2 Our dads are so opposite. I literally put a little blush on the other day, and my dad was like, you look like a clown.

Speaker 1 No, I walked out last night. I had my hair in like a slick back bun and like gold earrings and like this white little dress and my dad literally started to tear up.
He was like, I just can't even

Speaker 2 look at you.

Speaker 2 I wear a skirt and my dad in front of everyone would go, where's the rest of your dress? Did you pay for the whole dress?

Speaker 2 I hope you got your money back for the rest of the dress.

Speaker 2 Where is it?

Speaker 1 Listen to what this man did. So I do like, I'm strategic when it comes to like vacation shopping.
So the first like two days.

Speaker 2 Strategic, you mean you buy everything?

Speaker 1 Yes. But also, but I also have a plan.
Like I, I go through everything like the first day. Like I just do a walkthrough.
It's basically just a look-see. Just what's what are we offering?

Speaker 1 What's going on? What's the vibe? And then there's one specific day where she's charging the card. Yeah.
She's taking the card out out and she's double checking the battery.

Speaker 2 When you leave a place, do you say, I'll be back

Speaker 2 if like the salespeople were all over you? Do you

Speaker 2 want to be back? Don't worry. Because I'm a people pleaser.
I'll be like, I'm going to buy this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 1 If I'm like, I'm, I'm not buying this. I'm like, oh my God, I have to run and get my mom.
I'm like, I'm 31 years old.

Speaker 2 Name your mom. My name on the card.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I got to see if my mom likes it.

Speaker 1 I will say, me and one particular sales associate at Prada have become besties. And it's, I don't know what's going on, but he's bringing things from the basement, okay? We lock eyes.

Speaker 1 I'm not even in the store. He's locked eyes with me from the street.
He's like, I got something. I'm like, I can't stop.

Speaker 1 So a lot's happening. My dad, there was like this window display, no store.
It was just a window display of this bathing suit. And I was like, I like need to find this bathing suit.

Speaker 1 Like, what store is this in? And, but I wasn't like super serious about it.

Speaker 1 But, like, if I walked by, like, I wanted that bathing suit, my dad went to the front desk, said, There's a window display down the street. My daughter wants the bathing suit in the window display.

Speaker 1 What store has it?

Speaker 1 Now, reminder, these people speak barely any English, so I have no idea how that conversation transpired. I'm getting it the story secondhand.

Speaker 1 He makes one of the hotel people like go and see what he's talking about to find.

Speaker 1 They find where what the store that sells it and then my dad has them like tell him where the store is located he wakes me up and he's like i know the store we'll go after lunch where's craig during all this asleep like i'm like this is everyone's like why aren't you engaged why aren't you engaged i'm like

Speaker 1 Because my father tracked down an itsy bitsy teeny weenie bathing suit that I said I just happened to like.

Speaker 1 And now it's in my possession. I own it.

Speaker 2 It is so funny because whenever I wear anything that isn't like a tennis workout outfit, and if I wear a little bit of makeup, my dad's like, hey, can I talk to you for a second?

Speaker 2 I think you look better when you're natural and you just like be yourself because I feel like you're trying to be something and just be you're naturally beautiful. Just do that.

Speaker 2 Just be just put on a t-shirt. That's when you're your most beautiful.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, I would like to argue that that's probably actually more endearing because when I had my wisdom teeth out, my dad wouldn't let me sit at the kitchen table because he said he couldn't look at me not looking gorgeous.

Speaker 1 Okay, so a lot of pressure has been put on my face.

Speaker 2 I feel like whenever my dad said, like, you look beautiful, I'm like, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay, it's enough. Just,

Speaker 1 but anyway, but I will say, like, we... We do like not a lot of activities, but like, we do a boat day and like we go to like, we go, like, different places for lunch and we do do like pool clubs.

Speaker 1 My dad, at the end of the trip, if you ask him what his favorite day is, it's the day I go shopping because he likes carrying my bags. He likes watching me find something I love,

Speaker 1 buy it, and he likes when I hand him the bag.

Speaker 2 I have told him that he's hurting your future relationships because of how adorable he is.

Speaker 1 He literally will say to Craig, don't worry. I will, don't worry.
I'll take care of her the rest of your life. We don't really.

Speaker 1 you can come, but like, I got, like, this is my, she's mine.

Speaker 2 You could be there.

Speaker 1 You can be around, but I will always carry her bags. And so that's nice to know.

Speaker 2 I do have to say, on Burner Phone, we had an episode about like flirting and stuff and finding a guy.

Speaker 2 And this one, I want to give her credit, but it's anonymous, but she called in with like what she likes to DM guys.

Speaker 2 Because not a lot of girls will like slide into DMs. Yeah.
And I think you have to do it in a way that's like funny because it's like, it's funny. You're sliding to a DM.
It's hilarious.

Speaker 1 You just say something like random and insane.

Speaker 2 She said that she writes into guys' DMs. She just goes, God sent me.

Speaker 2 And I think it's hilarious because if he doesn't answer, it's like. Okay, so you don't believe in God?

Speaker 1 So you are an atheist. Okay.

Speaker 2 Good to know. So you just don't believe in the universe's purpose of everything? And then it like, it's just, it's just funny.

Speaker 2 And I thought the gigglers should know if there's really a dude you want to slide in, you should do it now.

Speaker 1 I'd love to know what some of the gigglers do say.

Speaker 2 What's their move? Because I think girls, I mean, obviously, we would always

Speaker 2 text for our friends because you're the less nervous ones, you could think more clearly. So, it's like, let's share our like,

Speaker 2 what do the Gen Z call it? Um, when you have schmitz, what's it called? Schmutz, no,

Speaker 2 um,

Speaker 2 Riz,

Speaker 1 Riz. You were going to say schmutz?

Speaker 2 I was like, schmegma?

Speaker 2 What's that thing in your eye?

Speaker 2 Like when you wake up and it's some Riz in your eye? Wait,

Speaker 1 wait, what is that? I've heard that word before, but I... Wait, I feel like you're the only person I've heard it from before.

Speaker 2 Shmegma?

Speaker 1 Yeah, like.

Speaker 2 Shmegma's, I thought, was the thing in your eye when you wake up in the morning, but apparently it's like

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Speaker 1 Yeah, and I think it's funny that, like, I've had no communication with them. Like, I honestly feel like they hate me.
And, like, they obviously hear me speaking trash about them.

Speaker 1 But, like, I feel like I should almost send them like an apology.

Speaker 2 I do have to do a shout-out.

Speaker 2 They, like, went fucking hard with the gibbets with, like, like, they had bows and no they freaking love a gibbet they love a gibbet and i do have to say one thing shout out to crocs their heels with a certain vibe like with a jean like with a certain vibe i've seen very cool girls in the lower east side

Speaker 2 pull it off their heels are the most comfortable heels i've ever walked in i i'm getting offended by the word heel their chunky platform shoe yeah because crocs can't make heels i'll show you it's a heel, like it's a yeah, but it's like, but it's, but it's it's a croc heel, it's a creole.

Speaker 1 I just, I can't, I can't support it.

Speaker 2 I kind of think that they love that you don't love them, like, I think they love you more than they love me. I'm like, I love you, Crocs.
They're like, Can you send this the page?

Speaker 1 No, I think we have like a mutual respect for each other.

Speaker 2 It's like, you like, I disagree, agree to disagree.

Speaker 1 That's your art. This is my art.
And like, I'm happy for you guys, and like, you're happy for me, but we don't.

Speaker 1 It's like two girls in high school that like do not fuck with each other, but they don't like actively pursue each other.

Speaker 1 They're just like, we don't fuck.

Speaker 2 So you don't have online beef with Crocs, but you also like, don't put my name next to your name anywhere.

Speaker 1 Keep my name out of your mouth for sure,

Speaker 1 but I'm not going to like start a rumor about you.

Speaker 2 I'm going to start a rumor about myself.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I had a gray eyebrow hair.

Speaker 1 Hannah, I've plucked three gray hairs on this trip alone.

Speaker 2 But on your head.

Speaker 1 And I don't care what the people say. I'm plucking them.

Speaker 2 Honestly, now I'm starting to think that that was an old wives' tale. They said if you pluck them, they like come and grow weirdly.

Speaker 2 But I think gray hairs grow like main characters, period, because they have different textures. They're always going to grow straight up.

Speaker 1 They're really weird.

Speaker 2 You actually gray would be so cute.

Speaker 2 You're going to be the cutest old lady.

Speaker 1 You'll never see it.

Speaker 1 You'll never see it.

Speaker 2 Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 I come from a long line of women who literally dyed their hair to their deathbed. Like, a long line of women who laid in hospice with hair dye.

Speaker 2 You know. I can't wait to be gray.
You know.

Speaker 1 I know you can't. I know you can't.

Speaker 2 I want to be a witch. I want to scare people and be like, ah!

Speaker 1 I'll never do it. You'll literally never see me with a gray hair.

Speaker 2 No, I think it'll be chic. It's fucked, though.

Speaker 1 I just think it's like a little gray bob. Oh my god.
I think, here's the thing. I do think there are certain type of people that can absolutely rock it.

Speaker 1 I think there are a lot of people that rock it that shouldn't.

Speaker 2 Oh

Speaker 2 my god. I did not think you were going.
You just attack an old lady. Sorry, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 Also, I feel like being in Italy,

Speaker 1 I'm really connecting to my roots, and I'm just frank. Let me be 100% Benjamin Franklin.
I

Speaker 1 just, I have no tolerance.

Speaker 2 Some women have really beautiful textures of the gray hair, and when you see that, you're like, that's the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Have you ever seen someone?

Speaker 1 I'm trying. No, I'm genuinely trying to.

Speaker 2 Okay, a perfect example.

Speaker 1 Meryl Strape can rock a gray bob like nobody's business. Absolutely.
Amazing. But it leans toward blonde on the blonder blonder side

Speaker 1 now like my computer teacher in the second grade absolutely could not and

Speaker 2 imagine this poor computer teacher she just got a divorce she's fighting for her life she has to deal with these annoying kids and fucking little page the sorbo is like um i really think your hair looks stupid gray

Speaker 1 I literally tortured my teachers all through middle school.

Speaker 2 That's why I got an F in computers.

Speaker 1 That's a crazy shoe to put with that outfit. And you want me to trust you teaching me science? I don't think so.

Speaker 2 With those brows?

Speaker 1 With those brows. Not me, not now.
My mom told me about this, and I am not coming with you to any type of room. No, not with those brows.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I have one other documentary.

Speaker 2 Off track, yes. I have a documentary that isn't really bringing us back.
This is about to bring us out of control even more.

Speaker 1 Wait,

Speaker 1 wait, before you say this, speaking of TV, did you see Freaky Friday 2?

Speaker 2 I saw that Lindsay's and she was like taking photos with Jamie Lee Curtis, and it's one of my favorite movies of all time. I would literally.
I downloaded the soundtrack.

Speaker 1 I would die for Lindsay Lohan. If she said, take this bullet for me, I would.
I would say, you've done so much for our economy.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 It made you want to be in a rock band, right?

Speaker 1 You know what? It did. It made me want to wear a chunky boot.
I'll say that. I definitely wanted, I was like, I could get into something like that.

Speaker 2 You wanted your hair to just kind of be in front of your eye a little bit. Yeah.
Wait, if we were in a band, which position would we play? Is that what they call them? Which role would we be?

Speaker 1 I feel like you would 1,000% be the lead singer.

Speaker 2 Oh my God, thank you.

Speaker 1 There's no other position you'd feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 Well, because I'm not musically, I can fake a singing. I can't fake having like playing an instrument.

Speaker 1 I think I'm low-key, like the random

Speaker 1 saxophone player.

Speaker 2 Kobil? Kobe?

Speaker 1 She does like a random thing that like then she just gets this killer solo and like then you leave the show and you're like, what about that killer solo from that random person who came out for only five minutes?

Speaker 2 Kind of like you at a um bravo reunion. You don't say much, but when you do, you really know.

Speaker 1 She's small, but she's mighty.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 But also if you played guitar, people would be like very distracted by how how long and beautiful your fingers are.

Speaker 2 And honestly, I think your fingers are too long that it might actually inhibit your performance on an electric guitar. Like they could get tangled.

Speaker 1 I walked by a piano not too long ago, a couple days, and I turned back to my mom and I said, you're a horrible mother for not making me play the piano. Like, have you seen, like, look at my fingers.

Speaker 1 This is

Speaker 1 Mozart somewhere rolling in his grave.

Speaker 2 I think there is a side of you that could have been the drummer because, like, you're in the back, just like being badass, and like, you're not making eye contact with anyone.

Speaker 2 Sitting to sit, not making eye contact. You know, the drummers just, I'm like, do they even know what song everyone else is doing? They're just in their own way.

Speaker 2 Every now and then, you, like, spin it around your little finger. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't like know if the drummer messes up, and that's what I need.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and then the drummer doesn't even know when the song's over. They're just like doing their thing, and then eventually they're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 I just need like one solo.

Speaker 2 You could probably take a nap too because it's like in the back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I could also like put it on a track.

Speaker 2 Actually, let's be honest. You would be one of those DJs that just plays their Spotify.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm like, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 And we support women in the arts and men in the arts.

Speaker 2 Who's more likely to become a DJ me or you?

Speaker 1 Honestly, probably you because I don't really even... We already went over this.
I don't give a shit about like music.

Speaker 2 I don't want to stay up late ever. I'm so happy I can't sing because if I could sing.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 1 my God. No, I'm so happy you can't sing.

Speaker 2 And I'm so happy for the world. The world has been saved by my lack of.

Speaker 2 I would literally, oh my god. I'd be like Ariana though.
Ariana Grande, I feel like, but like not

Speaker 2 successful.

Speaker 2 She's that friend who would be like, wait a minute, it's like,

Speaker 1 you would have a really intense JoJo Siwa Siwa phase with your dance moves, and

Speaker 1 I'd have to come over. I'd be like,

Speaker 2 You'd have to get out of bed.

Speaker 1 You have to stop going on Good Morning America and bringing singing your little heart out.

Speaker 2 Wait, honestly, like, I still have a little empathy for JoJo Siwa.

Speaker 1 Just let her dance, you know?

Speaker 2 Let her know she.

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 1 My last gripe. My final gripe.

Speaker 2 No, you can have unlimited gripes. There's no limit to your your gripes on this pod.

Speaker 1 The internet started to gaslight me yet again, and they said, Love Island UK, it's trash this year. It's horrible.
Now, I'm keeping up with Love Island UK.

Speaker 2 I don't think that it's trash.

Speaker 1 I don't think that it's horrible. I think it's slow to start, but some seasons are, but I'm very into it.
They're like, USA is where it's fucking at.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's what people are saying.
I literally told some Gen Z girls yesterday. I was like, I heard U.S.
is the best. And they were like, we don't watch U.S.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, no, I saw tweets saying U.S. is good this year.

Speaker 1 Take your tweets and put them in the toilet because.

Speaker 2 Are they bots?

Speaker 1 So I start the first episode. First of all, Ariana looks absolutely stunned.
She's amazing.

Speaker 1 I mean, the girl, she looks phenomenal.

Speaker 2 Makes me mad she hasn't worn extensions more. Like, she looks so good with extensions.

Speaker 1 Every outfit, she just looks so freaking cute. Like, she, you look forward to her coming on the episode.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But as a Love Island connoisseur for the past six to seven years, I would say, I've seen every episode. I've seen every episode.

Speaker 2 You're giving your resume.

Speaker 1 No, I am qualified to be notating this.

Speaker 1 USA is not good at Love Island because American women were nuts. We're freaking nuts.

Speaker 1 First of all, I will say that the series has gotten better because they took the Love Island narrator from UK and they brought him over to the USA. He's quippy.
He's funny.

Speaker 2 So he's British?

Speaker 1 He's British.

Speaker 2 So it's like 15% UK.

Speaker 1 It's 15% UK. They even have a British guy.
Now, granted, I've only seen the first episode, but it was an hour and a half.

Speaker 1 On UK, when they first get coupled up with someone and they've known someone for a day, even two days, even three days, they're normal about it and they're like, I've only known this person for a day, so I'm not going to get so invested.

Speaker 1 Also, the Brits, they're not emotional the way way Americans are emotional.

Speaker 2 They're cold.

Speaker 1 So I feel comfortable at the pace that they go because it's a normal pace. America, the girls are crying after 24 hours.
They're scheming. They're plotting after 20.
I'm like, this is Love Island.

Speaker 1 You're getting to know someone. It's so dramatic and so heightened between the cast.
I can't, I'm, I can't. I can't.

Speaker 2 At least the Brits, there's like a little, you know what it is?

Speaker 2 What I've heard about like Europe culture versus American culture, not to overly generalize, but Americans are like, we will be very emotional and show all of our emotions on our sleeve.

Speaker 2 They say that Americans smile a lot. We like pretend to be happy when we're not.
We say hi a lot. But Brits are like, they're not smiling.
They're not pretending to say hi when they're not.

Speaker 1 If the chat's not good, the chat's not good. If they don't vibe, they don't vibe.

Speaker 2 And also, yeah, Americans, the chat could be shit. And you're like, that's the love of my life.
And that's that.

Speaker 2 If that's not me, if I haven't done that hundreds of times hundreds i mean countless i'm an i am an american girl to my fucking core when i met british dave and he told me we had good chat he was like yeah it's important that you have a good conversation with your partner i i was like whoa whoa whoa whoa get up here dave

Speaker 2 i've never heard of this before and he's like yeah good chat and i was like i just thought they had to be tall

Speaker 2 I just thought they were supposed to be tall.

Speaker 1 I've cried more over guys I've literally hooked up with twice than like full-on three-year relationships.

Speaker 2 I'm like, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 So, like, I'm crazy too. I identify with it, I can't watch it.

Speaker 1 And it's just like this one girl, she had two conversations with a guy, two, and then he had another conversation with another girl, one conversation with another girl. She's crying hysterically.

Speaker 1 I just, I can't bring myself to do that.

Speaker 2 But not to defend her, but there is a thing that, like, when a camera's in your face, you can just like

Speaker 2 you feel emotions 10 times stronger. Yes.
There's like I've, I don't know, obviously, I've cried before, but like, and I'm the, I'd never cry. Paige, how many times have I cried not on TV?

Speaker 2 Wait, Hannah, have you cried? Literally never cried.

Speaker 1 Have you ever cried around me, not on TV?

Speaker 2 Literally never. In the 400 years of knowledge, I don't cry.
I'm the person that's like, I would never cry.

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm offended that you've never cried in front of me.

Speaker 2 Oh, God. Now you're like, okay, I need to make a bitch cry.
Yeah, because I know for a fact I've cried like multiple times. No, yeah, you've cried way more

Speaker 2 you're so cute when you're crying you cry because then your big your big like long fingernail comes up to your eye and you're like but I know

Speaker 1 no every boyfriend's like you're so fucking hot when you cry anyway

Speaker 2 that's crazy my boyfriends have never said that um

Speaker 2 oh yeah so I was defending them yeah because when a camera's on you you feel like your whole life flashed by and you feel like you're in like a documentary and suddenly you're like this moment represents everything that's gone wrong in my life and now it's on TV.

Speaker 2 It doesn't come up.

Speaker 2 So, like, I do have empathy, but

Speaker 2 it's, you don't want to watch people cry after 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 But I wonder why it's like that in America, and it's not like that in England. Like, it's almost like in the UK version, they let them breathe for a minute.
Like, they let them almost like settle in.

Speaker 1 Like, it just, everything in America feels very fast, very like, we need drama. Are the girls fighting? Are the guy, like, is there a fight breaking out? Are you going to make out with that?

Speaker 1 Like, it all seems very performative where UK feels like, oh, we are watching a surveillance of them just, like, genuinely getting to know each other and interacting.

Speaker 1 And it feels like it's a good thing.

Speaker 2 I think it's definitely a cultural difference, but I would love to see if they like switched production teams. Like, if it was American producers on

Speaker 2 the show in England and see if it affected it, because there's a lot of factors into what they're showing.

Speaker 1 I'm really against American producers.

Speaker 2 I mean, girl, don't talk to me. I'm preaching to the choir.
I mean, they are some of the scariest people I've ever freaked out.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 my final shout-out of a dope documentary you guys have to watch. This is dark.

Speaker 2 It's called Six Schizophrenic Brothers.

Speaker 1 Oh, that poor mother.

Speaker 2 No, seriously. And they were trying to blame the mom.
And the mom was like, they were like, she's parented.

Speaker 2 them too tough and she's like don't fucking blame me i'm trying to keep it together they came out like those all six of them?

Speaker 2 Well, this, sorry, not telling you, this Irish Catholic mom, and they were in a very, like,

Speaker 2 the dad was a

Speaker 2 high

Speaker 2 important,

Speaker 2 like, in the army or something. Like, they were kind of, they were friends with famous people.
They had a lot of clout. They have 12 children.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 2 And the fucked up thing about schizophrenia is that you're not born with schizophrenia. It's like a gene that's in you.
And if you're traumatized a certain way, it can get triggered.

Speaker 2 So they kept calling it like when people got ill. And the first guy, he was this like gorgeous, gorgeous guy, the oldest one.
He like marries this girl. She says, I don't want to have kids with you.

Speaker 2 I'm out. Divorces him.
Comes home. And he starts getting like very religious.
He starts getting very like grandiose thoughts.

Speaker 2 He starts getting violent. He starts losing his mind.
And then the second brother

Speaker 2 starts falling ill, third brother, completely normal. Fourth brother, um,

Speaker 2 this is gonna be intense. He, um,

Speaker 2 murder suicides, him and his girlfriend, and no one he was fine, like out of nowhere,

Speaker 2 out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 And then, where do these people live? Where do these people live?

Speaker 2 This was California, I believe. And then you're like, okay, that must be enough.
Fifth brother's

Speaker 2 okay.

Speaker 2 Sixth brother starts losing his mind. Like, it's the most insane thing.
And then the scariest part is that there's two daughters at the end who don't get sick. And one of the daughters has a kid.

Speaker 2 And they're interviewing two of the guys that are still alive that are in like a mental hospital. Yeah.
Like now, so years later. And

Speaker 2 the son of the girl says, like, I know my uncles have schizophrenia and I know that it got triggered by stuff. And they said between 17 and 24 is when it gets triggered.

Speaker 2 And the kid's like, I have so much anxiety that any day i'm gonna wake up and lose my mind and i just can't wait till i turn 24 and it's just like wait that's so sad it's so sad so they're using the family for like research for dna and all that stuff but anyway it's not for the a light fun afternoon it's not for the week

Speaker 1 what what is this on what max

Speaker 2 Yeah, streaming. It's pretty intense.
Also, shout out. I've been watching Hacks.

Speaker 2 It's so good.

Speaker 2 I've got behinds, and now I'm getting back up on it. It's so fucking good.
We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling with us, and we'll talk to you later.
Bye.

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