Giggling about Netflix special air date, hot takes, and custody

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Speaker 3 Sup, gigglers.

Speaker 1 Harriet, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 3 Manifest that shit.

Speaker 1 We can't be managed.

Speaker 1 I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 3 Oh, the gig was gonna match my freak. That song is so stuck in my head.

Speaker 2 It's so freaking catchy.

Speaker 3 And I don't know what it's from, though. I don't know, but also, I have to admit, so is Karma by JoJo Siwa.
It's still stuck in my head. Yeah.

Speaker 3 If anyone has any advice on how to get Karma by JoJo Siwa out of your head, please DM me.

Speaker 1 I thought you were going to say if anyone has any advice for JoJo Siwa.

Speaker 3 Bitch, put some crack cocaine in that because I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 It's so funny to bring up crack cocaine because I was going to bring up crack cocaine.

Speaker 1 So I saw this girl make a TikTok being like, Gen Z's freaked out by JoJo Siwa, but millennials aren't because like we lived through Charlie Sheen and like that was a fun time for us. And nobody

Speaker 3 freaked out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we were just like, Charlie Sheen's on drugs.

Speaker 3 Also, JoJo Siwa, like, do you think she's ever done cocaine? Absolutely. Yeah, no.
So leave JoJo Siwa alone.

Speaker 1 I don't even think she really gets drunk. I think she likes

Speaker 3 someone did a meme like, when you're a kid and you have some penny alo vodka and you're like, uh-oh, today's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 1 Wait, do you remember the first thing you ever got drunk off of and like where like where you were the first time you got drunk?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I was in like an upper west side like house party and had like two beers.

Speaker 1 Wait, it's so funny to think about like that type, that kind of party.

Speaker 3 I was fully 17 in high school.

Speaker 1 I didn't drink until I was 17.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't drink. I'm trying to think how old was I? I think I was 16 the first time I got drunk and I was at this girl, Nikki's house, which just sounds like a girl you would get drunk.

Speaker 3 I would never let my daughter go to Nikki's house.

Speaker 1 Go to a girl named Nikki's house. And she was on my truly drink.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the HPV is rampant.

Speaker 1 Rampant. And I got drunk off of something called hypnotic.
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 With a

Speaker 3 kill.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's all like the rappers had it in the music videos back in the day.

Speaker 3 You were little videos.

Speaker 1 I don't remember what it tasted like.

Speaker 1 If I could have been a video vicarious.

Speaker 3 I was so scared of getting drunk. I don't think I got fully drunk till college.
My brother famous.

Speaker 3 My brother famously, him and his friends once,

Speaker 3 we had this cool like absolute bottle that had like Brooklyn designs on it and my parents just like had it. Like, you know how this absolute art was so good?

Speaker 3 Like whatever the fuck it was?

Speaker 3 My brother and his three friend two friends like drank it one night and they just like all passed out throwing up and they filled it up with water and they were like, don't tell mom.

Speaker 3 And I was like, I won't tell mom. Like I was downstairs.
I don't know what the fuck they were doing. Yeah.
And my mom walks in. She like smells and she goes, Did you drink the absolute vodka?

Speaker 3 Like, moms

Speaker 3 know everything.

Speaker 1 No, not only do they know everything, but also, like, they're not idiots.

Speaker 1 Like, anyone walking into a room, like, you can tell when people smell like alcohol, and then, like, she probably saw the bottle and just put two and two together.

Speaker 1 Like, in high school, I thought my mom was so smart, like, figuring things out, but really, it was just like, oh, she has two eyes. Oh, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah, her brain is fully formed, and ours isn't.

Speaker 1 We're like, how can you do that? Yeah, like, she's just not stupid.

Speaker 3 You have that sense,

Speaker 3 a spidey sense.

Speaker 3 Real quick, up top, I have to make a special announcement.

Speaker 1 No pun intended.

Speaker 3 And I wanted to tell the giggles first, obviously,

Speaker 3 my schedule. Oh my God, I'm nervous.
My special is officially dropping July 9th. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 And.

Speaker 1 I feel like I just got a wave and I feel like that's going to be like a lucky day. July 9th sounds like a solid day.

Speaker 3 It does, right? Doesn't it? And, you know, at first it was going to be September. And then I guess like we started getting the editing process going.

Speaker 3 And Netflix was like, you want to just fucking do summer? And I was like, yeah, why not? So July 9th is happening.

Speaker 3 And it's going to be titled We Ride at Dawn.

Speaker 1 Which you went back and forth, but

Speaker 1 I think it's a great title.

Speaker 3 I think it's perfect. I had a running list of like 4,000 special names on my phone.
Because when you're doing your hour, you're not thinking, like, what's the title of this?

Speaker 3 Like, you're just performing it and seeing what works and what's funniest. But I feel like we ride at dawn is like kind of a shout out to the gigglers because like

Speaker 3 we've all like rode so hard for each other

Speaker 3 and I want it to just be this feeling of like

Speaker 3 we're officially riding at dawn July 9th we ride at dawn let's fucking go and I do feel like If yeah, if if Giggly Squads ever made you laugh or you feel connected to us in any way, play this special play it all the way through tell your friends tell your your frenemies tell your exes tell your grandma put it on send it in an email to your office by accident like an all

Speaker 3 in

Speaker 1 an all employee email sorry that was supposed to go to my friend but you guys might like it too i just want to say something really superficial you've never looked better than in the special like you literally

Speaker 3 you just looked like i i was like oh my god who is she it was insane because i've never been more nervous about like the pressure of choosing an outfit and getting my hair right and getting my spray tan right but like i do have to say special thanks to my spray tan artist thank you you nailed it and then the team like they did my makeup really natural i felt like myself on stage and that was my most important thing You looked like yourself.

Speaker 1 You looked like a fancy version of yourself.

Speaker 3 It's like, you know, your wedding day. Oh, you wouldn't know.
But like if you

Speaker 1 know, I actually was gonna say that, but I didn't want it to be rude. But I was like, Hannah, I feel like didn't give a fuck what she looked like on her wedding day.

Speaker 1 And like, I feel like we didn't even talk about it.

Speaker 3 Like, oh my gosh,

Speaker 3 so much harder on my special day than my wedding day.

Speaker 1 No, like, I know. Like, I feel like we're treating your special like

Speaker 3 I had zero nerves for my wedding. And my special, I was like, this is the biggest day of my life.

Speaker 3 Which, like, part of it is cute and feminist, and then part of it is, like, are you okay?

Speaker 3 Like, but I mean, yeah, I got my wedding dress at a strip mall in Long Island for $1,700.

Speaker 1 And it was the first dress I charged. The first place you won.

Speaker 3 Because I was like, look, I don't want to deal with this bullshit. I look good in it.
Bye. Good night.
And then I didn't want to look like, I was like, do my hair and my makeup how I normally do it.

Speaker 3 I don't want to fucking be weird. And that was that.

Speaker 1 I've changed my wedding aesthetic like seven times

Speaker 1 like i can't i'm actually really stressed wait can you tell me what it is right now right now i'm really into watching lebanese weddings on tick tock i don't know how i've gotten there

Speaker 3 um

Speaker 3 haley's lebanese her wedding was so lit they were like throwing dollar bills at her and she was like belly dancing No, it's there they look so good.

Speaker 1 I've never been to a Lebanese wedding and I don't know how. I've been to Indian weddings.
I've been to a lot of Persian weddings. I've been to a lot of Jewish weddings, all equally.

Speaker 1 I went to like a legitimate crazy rich Asian wedding. Like it was one of the most insane weddings.
Never been to a Lebanese wedding and loved the vibe. But their weddings are so gorgeous.

Speaker 1 I went to an Indian wedding and the bride, like her flowers were so insane. And I asked someone like.
Oh my God, like what florist did she go to? Like who did this?

Speaker 1 And she had them all flown in from India.

Speaker 3 As she should, and you were like, That was like

Speaker 3 something rich. It's so funny you brought up flowers because I randomly had this question that I wrote down in our notes.
At what time in your life are you supposed to learn flowers?

Speaker 1 Like, the names.

Speaker 3 Like, you know how every mom is like, oh, that's a geranium. And like, oh, that's a philosophy.

Speaker 3 And, oh, I love the chrysanthemum. When did you learn that? Did I miss the day in school? Does it just happen when you hit like 36?

Speaker 3 You suddenly know every like is it just a gardening thing and we haven't hit that level of peace in our life where we can't do it.

Speaker 1 I think it's right now. Like we would be hitting it right now.
Because I only know peonies and hydrangeas.

Speaker 3 But like guns in my head, if you were like, pick the peony, I'm out.

Speaker 2 You couldn't.

Speaker 3 I know a hydrangea. No,

Speaker 1 that's a very, that's a niche, but very

Speaker 1 relatable situation.

Speaker 3 No, because maybe on your wedding day is when you're supposed to learn, which we all know I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 1 What were your flowers for your bouquet?

Speaker 3 I wanted like a garden vibe. Like, I literally wanted to look like wildflowers.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, I do remember that. It actually looked so good when we took pictures with the girls because we all randomly were in those colors.

Speaker 3 That was crazy. People thought that the bridesmaid dresses I chose.
I mean, clearly, I did not choose Sierra.

Speaker 3 Dress.

Speaker 3 So I technically didn't have bridesmaids.

Speaker 1 That will literally never get older.

Speaker 3 I was literally so traumatized by just like friend drama that I was like, I'm not doing bridesmaids.

Speaker 3 And then naturally, all the women in my life who I love like came together and was like, we're doing a bachelorette. We're showing up and getting ready with you.
We're having a text threat.

Speaker 3 So I did it all, but I somehow like gaslit everyone to believe that like I didn't choose them. They chose me.
So there was like no drama.

Speaker 3 So if anyone wasn't involved, I was like, oh, well, dad's on you, bitch. I didn't.

Speaker 1 That's like the time I had a surprise party, and I told everyone it was a surprise party, but it wasn't. I didn't want to invite certain people, and I was like, sorry, I didn't plan to.

Speaker 3 When did this happen?

Speaker 3 A couple years ago. Was I there?

Speaker 1 No, you weren't. You were invited, though.

Speaker 3 Wait, I know where it was. Was it at the Italian restaurant? Yeah, Perry planned it for you.
Perry planned it in conditions. I totally remember that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and you wanted to jewel, but we had to go to the bathroom because you told him you didn't jewel anymore. So we had to jewel in the bathroom.
And it was,

Speaker 3 that was like the only thing you cared about that night. It was like, let's go to the bathroom.
And I was like, this is a restaurant.

Speaker 1 So true. So true.
You were like, I don't know if this is the bag for you.

Speaker 1 Speaking of,

Speaker 1 Craig gets to Italy tomorrow, and I'm so excited. I've been here for a couple days now.
And let me just say, you're so right. Traveling is like hard.

Speaker 1 No, people don't talk about like you don't just land somewhere and then become like a new version of yourself you're still the same stressed out person but now dealing with like a foreign country logistics yeah and it's like oh no but like be the most relaxed you've ever been and it's like i don't know what time it is i'm i'm having a really tough time with the jet lag this trip i don't know what it is but i can't sleep at night I like feel like this is blasphemy to say, but I haven't been eating that much because like I feel like my body clock is off so like when i'm not hungry when i'm supposed to be eating and then like in the middle of the night i'm like i should have like wrapped that fucking well this is the problem with these euro summers people don't talk about the trauma of like pull an all-nighter basically

Speaker 3 and then like try to function and then have the pressure of being like am i having fun am i having fun this is so expensive am i having fun is this worth the money am i having fun and you're you're with a your family and like obviously you have a a very close family, but like, some people, that's their nightmare to have, like, their family in some way.

Speaker 3 I know, I feel bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that, like, that's one thing that, like, doesn't ever stress me out, like, being with my family, like, multiple days in a row.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't, like, think of that, but I've been getting yelled at a lot.

Speaker 3 By who?

Speaker 3 Scary?

Speaker 3 How beat is that? No, just like the

Speaker 1 people of Italy.

Speaker 1 Literally, the people that live here.

Speaker 1 Because

Speaker 1 when you go, when you eat at a restaurant in Italy, like I'm not kidding, if you don't eat everything,

Speaker 3 they're offended.

Speaker 1 So, like, there have been a few times where, and I've loved the food, but I literally just can't, I can't eat as much as I used to be able to.

Speaker 1 Like, even a couple months ago, once I went on those vitamins that like fixed my hormones, I genuinely, like,

Speaker 1 a couple pounds.

Speaker 1 No, but not

Speaker 3 but,

Speaker 1 but I think like because I lost some weight when I went on them like my I can't eat as much as I do.

Speaker 3 You know, that is actually the worst feeling when like your eyes are like I'm about to beat up this meal and then your stomach's like you're done. Yeah

Speaker 1 I have like three bites and I'm like, mm, okay. And because like my time clock is off, I'm just like not hungry when it's dinner time.

Speaker 3 Do you ask to take it to go?

Speaker 1 No, because I think that's actually like insulting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, insulting in Europe. I know know like you're not supposed to do it in France so like I haven't asked in Italy and

Speaker 1 I like haven't been finishing like my plates and the waiters have been coming over after and been being like the chef wants to know if something's wrong here

Speaker 1 It's happened like three times and my dad has to chime in and goes, no, no, no, nothing's wrong. It's amazing.
She eats like a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 I was going to say she eats like a bunch of people. Wait, but I do not tell

Speaker 1 her anymore.

Speaker 3 Not to call out your dad, but like

Speaker 3 my dad's dad's job is to eat everyone's leftover food at the end of the meal. Like, he's a trash can.
Like, can your brother not do it? Like, can someone step up?

Speaker 1 Okay, so literally no one in my family is stepping up for me. I'm like,

Speaker 1 I need like an ally. You guys are supposed to be my blood.
And it's just like, I'm feeling really betrayed right now. And everyone should just stab Caesar.
And that's how I'm feeling.

Speaker 1 I'm like, you guys are leaving me for dead.

Speaker 1 And that's why I'm really excited for Craig to get here because I realized last summer I didn't have this problem.

Speaker 3 He's been waiting all year to eat bread in Europe. He's ready to fucking go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's always picking up my leftovers. And so

Speaker 1 I'm hoping that he comes with an appetite because I'm sick of getting yelled at. And this is one place I'm not

Speaker 1 combative page standing up for myself. I completely cower.
Like if a waiter is coming over who like can't speak English, obviously, and is yelling at me, I'm on their side.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I should leave.

Speaker 3 Are you picking up any Italian words?

Speaker 1 Fungul.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 3 That means fucks.

Speaker 1 No, but it's so funny because like my dad is just like so delusional. And like, I don't know if he knows like what we do or like what, like anything that's going on.

Speaker 1 Like he knows that I'm really busy and he knows that I get anxious, but like that's like about it.

Speaker 3 He thinks you're a drug dealer, I think.

Speaker 1 No, like he just thinks I like play pretend and I'm just like taking pictures. Like he just thinks I'm like girly.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And so he said to me the other day, he was like, you know, like in your spare time, you should really learn Italian.

Speaker 1 And I look at him and I go, yeah, in my spare extra minutes, let me just pick up another language. I go, do you know how fucking hard it is to just learn another language?

Speaker 1 And you think in my spare, in my what? In what spare time do I have to pick up a language?

Speaker 3 Like, I choke on my own saliva when I try to speak. I'm not learning a new language.
And then I have does there making me look bad.

Speaker 3 Like, the other day, when anyone starts speaking Mandarin, he pipes up and then

Speaker 3 they don't just say like, oh, I speak Mandarin. I speak Mandarin.
They have a full, like, 30-minute conversation. I just stand there.
And I know some words now because he's done it.

Speaker 1 Because what else are you supposed to do?

Speaker 3 And I know when they're like, he's like referencing me. And I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 So they're talking shit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then if you do try and say something in Italian, like obviously like when you walk walk in somewhere, you say, like, Buenacera, that's like good morning, and you say, like, you do greetings,

Speaker 1 but sometimes I feel like when you greet them in Italian and then they talk English back to you, I immediately get humbled.

Speaker 3 I'm like, okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 Sorry. I, but I'm like, oh, is it offensive if I don't go in trying to like speak the language? And I'm just like, hi.

Speaker 3 See, I was obsessed with when I was in France going, um,

Speaker 3 how do you say hello?

Speaker 3 I would say,

Speaker 3 what'd you say?

Speaker 3 Bonjour.

Speaker 3 Wow, I already fucking failed. No, I walk in, I say, bonjour.
So, because I can copy, like,

Speaker 3 that's how the French, like, bonjour. So I go, bonjour.
Yeah, they don't like finish. Yeah, like obviously bonjour.
And then they would speak back in French to me.

Speaker 3 And at first, I'd be really happy, and then I'd feel like a liar. I feel like I lied to them, and then I'd have to be like, I'm sorry, I'm fucking stupid.

Speaker 3 But I have fun with that stuff. Are the men really good good looking? Okay,

Speaker 1 literally, I was thinking, I was like, oh my God, never get hit on.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I never get hit on anymore because like

Speaker 1 I'm just like, everybody knows I have a boyfriend. Like, I'm always with him.
Like, no one's like in my DMs. No one's like trying to hit on me in the streets.

Speaker 1 You know, and I'm like, I wonder if I'll get hit on in Italy. Like, that would be really good.
I need it. I need someone to hit on me in Italy.
So last night, my parents, parents,

Speaker 1 my parents go to bed, and my brother wanted to like go and watch one of the soccer games.

Speaker 1 So I'm like sitting there having a drink with my brother and I'm thinking, I'm like, oh, people probably think this is my boyfriend. I'm definitely not going to get hit on like in this moment.

Speaker 1 So then like 30 minutes later, I'm like, okay, Gary, like I have to go back to the room. Like I'm so tired.

Speaker 1 So I'm walking back to my hotel and it's literally like where we are to where the hotel is is like 20 feet. Like it's not, I'm not like walking far.

Speaker 1 and I hear this man like coming up behind me like I can sense two men coming up behind me but not in like a scary feeling

Speaker 1 but not it wasn't in like yeah it wasn't in like the initial feeling I could just feel like challengers it felt like challengers and I just heard someone say like hey but it was they had it wasn't an Italian accent and then later I found out that they were Brazilian but this guy was just like hey I just wanted to let you know you're really beautiful and I was like thank you so much And he was like, who are you here with?

Speaker 1 And I was like, my family and my boyfriend. And he was like, oh, like, that's so like sad to hear.
If you ever want to come to Brazil, let me know. And I was like, oh, thank you.

Speaker 3 You almost got trafficked.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Then I went back to tell my family, like, a bitch still has it. And my brother was like, my brother was like, sounds like they wanted to abduct you, but you literally got to the hotel.

Speaker 3 But you literally just took it as a compliment and said, thank you, and walked away. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I said, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 I do feel like me and you are different types of beauty and when i say that i mean i feel like when someone calls you beautiful you're like thank you yeah but i feel like when someone calls me beautiful i think it's creepy and weird wow because i i'm not giving off that energy But you have a beautiful face.

Speaker 1 So like, okay, you might not give off energy of like, tell me I'm beautiful. See, I feel like I give off energy.
Like, you better fucking compliment me.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So when they do, where you don't give me.

Speaker 3 So when a guy says, if a guy gets to the point where he tells me, I think you're beautiful, I'm like, ew. Like, I literally have been like farting this whole walk, and you are saying I'm beautiful.

Speaker 3 Like, that is disgusting on you. So, it's so funny when you said beautiful, I got like cringy, but I'm wondering what a guy can call me that I won't be weirded out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you're, I think that's something, that's something internal.

Speaker 3 That's some internal shit that I have to work on.

Speaker 1 That's something internal.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I just never like being sexualized,

Speaker 3 unless if it's like a girlfriend who's like, your ass looks good, and then it hits your butt. And I'm like, thanks.

Speaker 1 Do you have a tough time taking compliments in general?

Speaker 3 No, I love a compliment, but I don't. Oh, okay.
Speaking of,

Speaker 3 I love a compliment, maybe just not on my physical appearance from men. Okay, those are the only ones I want.

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Speaker 3 Talk about people asking you stuff. What a good transition.

Speaker 3 This is going to be a little controversial, but I feel like at Giggly Squad, that's what we do. We have to speak out about

Speaker 3 all the nuances of life.

Speaker 3 You know, everyone's like, stop asking me, like, when am I going to have a baby? When am I going to have a baby? Like, a lot of people talk about that in the media. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Not one person. has asked me when are you going to have a baby

Speaker 3 I had this like moment. I was just walking and I was like thinking about like feminism and like women being asked about baby.

Speaker 3 I was thinking about like people asking you to move and stuff and I was like, yeah, and then people asking women to have ba- wait a second.

Speaker 1 Wait, Hannah, that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 Like women literally be like, stop asking married women when they're gonna have kids. And I'm like, yeah, but no one's answering.

Speaker 3 And then you have to go another layer and ask yourself,

Speaker 3 why?

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 3 So I'm out here trying to give me a mask. And then I go, do people think I'm not capable of motherhood? And then it got dark.

Speaker 3 And then I was like, am I putting out an energy that people are just like, don't have? Please don't have kids.

Speaker 1 This is why they say women are complicated because

Speaker 1 we get something and then we're like, I'm like, call me pretty.

Speaker 3 Actually, like, I prefer a guy to call me pretty than beautiful.

Speaker 1 I, beautiful, okay, I'm going to be honest. Beautiful is like a little bit cringy.

Speaker 3 But he's European.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he's European, so they're different. I prefer like a gorgeous or like stunning, like breathtaking.

Speaker 3 I think if an American guy calls you beautiful, I'm like, call the police.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like.

Speaker 1 Only like my mom and dad, I feel like say like beautiful. Yes.

Speaker 3 Or like my nan will be like, you look beautiful today.

Speaker 1 Beautiful. Yeah.
Like it's a very, I don't want it from a man.

Speaker 1 Wait, speaking of beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, stunning. So Love Island UK says,

Speaker 1 obviously, I downloaded my VPN. I'm like watching live real time.

Speaker 1 Have you seen any of the discourse on TikTok?

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 Okay, so obviously all of the contestants have always been early 20s,

Speaker 1 like 22 to 26. Like there's rarely anyone on the other side.

Speaker 3 Oh, is this about the fillers?

Speaker 3 Oh, my god.

Speaker 1 So they're doing this whole thing on like

Speaker 3 why

Speaker 1 why do the girls look so much old? Like all the girls are very pretty, like all very gorgeous, but they do, they do not look

Speaker 1 really funny.

Speaker 3 Stepmom pretty.

Speaker 1 No way at all. Yes, they look like, oh my God, she has two kids and she bounced the fuck back.
Like she got a mommy makeover.

Speaker 3 She's hot as shit. She's so good.

Speaker 1 And so they were doing all these TikToks and like all these plastic surgeons were saying like if you get bad, obviously if you get bad plastic surgery, like it can make you look older.

Speaker 1 But then I followed this one British girl and she was like, here's what people in America don't understand.

Speaker 1 If you're getting fillers and plastic surgery in the US, there's certain standards. Like it ha your injections have to be done by a doctor or a nurse.

Speaker 1 Yeah, someone who's like gone to school for this. In the UK,

Speaker 1 I could literally sign up for a two like and get certified in two days and and then I could inject you with Botox. And so it's so much cheaper.

Speaker 1 So girls are going to these, like, they're not even med spas. They're basically going to like, your hairstylist could fucking do it.
And it's paying like $40 to get fillers and they're just bad.

Speaker 1 And so that's why they look so old. And it actually makes me feel so

Speaker 1 bad for them because I feel like that generation

Speaker 1 was so like like our generation obviously like when you turn 30, everyone thinks like you're dead, you've died if you like don't have, aren't married with children.

Speaker 1 And so, I feel like the younger generation heard that so much of like, you can't age, you can't age. So, they started doing things so much earlier, which just made them look so much

Speaker 1 older. Like, the fact that I look 10 times younger than all of them is insane because I'm like a full 10 years old.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and I do think at some point, if people can tell that you have filler, it immediately becomes real housewife-esque because, like, filler represents that age group kind of thing.

Speaker 3 And it's funny because I saw that, and I remember, like, I've definitely, I look, I've googled before, like, okay, if I did want to get Botox or if I did want some filler, like, I would love to go into one of these places.

Speaker 3 I'm, cause, like, I don't, I don't look at my face that much, but I'm like, I wonder what a professional would say. But then, like, you right, like, what would they tweet?

Speaker 3 And I was looking at all this stuff and, like, first of all, I hate, this is fucked up, but I hate when the practitioner looks crazy themselves

Speaker 3 and i've seen it a lot and i'm like why would i let you touch my face when like you

Speaker 1 went too hard i've had so many girls be like oh my god my friend jessica she can do she can do your botox and i'm like jessica looks insane so like i want you to look

Speaker 3 but then it's like then there's some people where like they're just naturally gorgeous and i'm like are they good at their job are they just naturally gorgeous and have like a little lip filler and and then i was looking at some of the before and afters.

Speaker 3 And I have to say,

Speaker 3 so when people get like filler in their under eyes or like filler in their cheeks, I'll look at the two before and after. And sometimes I'm like, is it prettier though? Like sometimes

Speaker 3 it's not. It's like, yeah, so your face is fuller, but like, who says that's better?

Speaker 3 And sometimes I feel like...

Speaker 3 And I'm all for now. Like, if you want to do stuff, I'm afraid to do stuff to my face because it's like, I like the devil that I know.

Speaker 3 you know like I can live with whatever imperfection of my jaw or whatever but if you were to do something else then I guess it goes away but like I don't know that kind of ugly

Speaker 3 right right and no and then there's this thing going viral about like have you seen um eyebrow blindness they're calling it Yeah, which is so true where with your own face, you get blindness and filler blindness is a thing too, like lip filler blindness.

Speaker 3 And if for people who don't know what it means, it basically means like you stop being able to see how it really looks.

Speaker 3 And that's why you'll see a girl with like insane eyebrows, but like she's just been filling it in every year for like six years and eventually it's gotten darker and darker and now she's like a blonde with like caterpillars and then she'll someone will finally like sit her down and that's a real friend.

Speaker 1 A real friend. I am really happy that I never did like the lamination.

Speaker 1 I definitely had a few makeup looks where like my eyebrows were too straight up, but I could never, I never could bring myself to do like the actual lamination because I was like, I feel like this looks crazy town.

Speaker 1 But it's funny too, because on TikTok, I've been seeing things where like if you ask your guy friends,

Speaker 1 like if you show a picture of a girl to your guy friends and you're like, do you think she's pretty? And they're like, eh, not really.

Speaker 1 But like, if you show that same picture of the same girl to your girlfriends, like they're going to think she's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 That like we see a totally different kind of pretty like same with makeup like such a good point

Speaker 1 guys like are attracted to a different kind of makeup but we do ours like for girls like a guy will never be like wait her blush looks so good

Speaker 1 yeah they'll never be like oh my god that's a siren cat eye and she fucking nailed it like and if a guy does like he's gay so

Speaker 3 make him your best friend don't he wants your lip color or like what you used on your lips um it's so funny you said that because i was talking with des Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Imagine. Wait, imagine if Des was like, oh my God, great lip combo.

Speaker 3 What is it? Oh, my God. Divorce.
Divorce, divorce, divorce.

Speaker 3 He actually said something interesting. And obviously, Dez has a type of like

Speaker 3 who he's attracted to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what is Des' type? Like, I've never seen anyone Des has dated us.

Speaker 3 He's never dated anyone. Oh, okay.
Before me, obviously.

Speaker 3 But he basically was like,

Speaker 3 sometimes thigh gap got brought up. We were talking about thigh gaps and he goes

Speaker 3 thigh gaps are for girls no guy's ever been like like I guess like a guy will like maybe a certain like body type but no guy's ever been like where's the thigh gap I went through a phase in college where all I could think about for two months was my thigh gap

Speaker 1 and it was a really dark

Speaker 3 no and it's invented by girls like no guy's like let me see the little like sun going through right below your pussy it's invented by girls and do you want to know what snapped me the fuck out of it?

Speaker 1 I'll never forget this. I was in college.
I was a freshman in college.

Speaker 1 Maybe I was a sophomore in college. And for whatever reason, I was, I had just started like birth control.
I had gained some weight and I like got really obsessed with my thigh gap.

Speaker 1 And I remember it was Halloween. I'm like out with my boyfriend and there's a mirror in like the dorm.

Speaker 1 hallways or something and I'm standing in front of it waiting for him and I'm like leaning down looking at like to see if I have a thigh gap and these two girls like walk by me and like look at me and like give me like a weird look like what is she doing and in that moment I was like what the fuck am I doing like this who gives a flying fuck like this looks weirder than not having a thigh gap thigh gaps are for girls and also some people's like hips are just like a little more wide set

Speaker 3 so like they just have more space

Speaker 3 yeah but it it's literally how your hips are it has nothing to do with like your thighs being 100 also like when i would play tennis my thighs would um rub against each other and actually start a fire so like that was annoying but it also like i had they called me quadzilla i had the strongest thighs and i was the fastest the fastest girl in the eighth grade before paige

Speaker 3 no i was the fastest girl in the fourth grade i do have to say i'm on my tick tock algorithm right now i'm obsessed oh my my god i fucking forgot his name but i think there might be a couple of them i'm obsessed with like

Speaker 3 grumpy gay guys

Speaker 3 judging fashion at events have you seen this it'll just be like a gay guy's face in the corner and it'll be like an event and he's going through like the getty images and he'll just be like hey love

Speaker 3 never do that again obsessed with that She never misses it.

Speaker 3 So much. Because like I'm at the point where I'll see a fit and I'm like, I don't know if he's going to, and he'll be be like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
And I'm like, what?

Speaker 3 Or, and then he'll be like, this slays so hard. And I'm like, oh, but I love seeing these gay guys just

Speaker 3 rip apart.

Speaker 1 You know, it's funny is like, if you want to say something to your, like, there have been times where I'm like, oh my God, I should say that to her because, like, she needs to hear it.

Speaker 1 And then I'm like, I can't say that. Like, that's so fucking bitchy.
But I, but, like, to like my gay guy friend, I'm like, but you could say it.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 like, I just feel like gay men can say certain things and it not be taken as if a woman said it because at the end of the day they're still they're not and they're not like competing with you right and so like i feel like women take it more like oh he's just trying to help you out because like he sees it where like if a woman were to say it it's like she's jealous or like she's a fucking bitch so like

Speaker 3 It's so funny. Yeah.
Hate men for 2024.

Speaker 3 They come off as like hilarious and he's just like stating facts

Speaker 3 yeah he's just helping the community and gay guys have taste obviously and then i don't know what's been going on but like more gay guys have been recognizing me on the street like more gagglers like

Speaker 3 Two gay guys recognized me yesterday like and one of them and they're like younger too So it's like a double cool factor like so I'm my head is really big right now this one like like hot 22 year old gay guy just stopped and was like wait I'm fangirling right now But they'll they'll say it, but they'll never get as excited as like a girl but they'll be like wait I'm fangirling right now wait

Speaker 3 stop I'm freaking out right now they're yes no I love that that's my favorite kind of energy like you they have a straight face and they can say anything they'll be like wait I will tear your skin off and wear it I love your podcast and then they like won't even get a picture they'll just keep walking I'm like oh Can I take a picture with you?

Speaker 3 Like, you seem really fucking cool.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, I feel like I met you.

Speaker 3 Speaking of fangirling, I got

Speaker 3 a celebrity DM.

Speaker 3 This is probably more exciting for me than you. Cray tell.

Speaker 3 And I don't want to be weird, but I do have to say,

Speaker 3 he's my zaddie, my football zaddy. I got a.

Speaker 1 Wait, football? Can you give me some? I'd like to guess.

Speaker 3 Oh, okay, fine. Play a game.
So we talked about him once on the pod.

Speaker 1 And I know who you're talking about. The guy, the

Speaker 1 Tom Brady, the guy, the older man that you're so drew.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He DM'd you?

Speaker 3 So this is not weird in any way.

Speaker 1 Not weird in any way. He asked me out on a date.

Speaker 3 Not weird in any way, but we are together.

Speaker 1 No, we're in the city. We are in a couple.

Speaker 3 He sent the cutest supporting women in the arts message. Wait, why can't I find him? Did he block me?

Speaker 3 Okay, found him.

Speaker 3 How awkward would that have been?

Speaker 3 He goes, I don't know where. He goes, my My daughter and her friend played me the clip from your podcast.
I think it's a clip where I called him a Zadi.

Speaker 3 Let's just say I have some serious street cred and

Speaker 3 they can't talk shit to dad for a while. They love you gals, BTW.
I'll give it a listen. No, that actually is going to make me tear up.

Speaker 1 One, I freaking love when dads are like so obsessed with their daughters and like want to be cool for them.

Speaker 1 And two, the fact that he's like getting the vibe, like women in the arts and like being supportive.

Speaker 3 He also,

Speaker 3 he said,

Speaker 3 they can't talk shit to dad for a while, exclamation mark, and with shit, he wrote S and then two, like, asterisks, and then T.

Speaker 1 No, I love him so much.

Speaker 1 I also agree. I think he's like way hotter than Tom Brady.

Speaker 3 Way hotter. And he has this low voice.
But this is the thing about him that's so great. He had such a like difficult

Speaker 3 experience with like an injury and then Tom Brady taking a starring position when he was the quarterback that was getting paid to be the starter.

Speaker 3 Like he dealt with so much shit and he's just dealt with it with so much humbleness and grace, yeah.

Speaker 3 Grace and it's just, it's like I said, like Tom Brady winning seven Super Bowls, like you're kind of try hard. Yeah, like be more Drew Bledsoe.
So Drew Bledsoe's daughter listens.

Speaker 1 For the rest of us.

Speaker 3 We fucking love you, Drew Bledsoe's daughter. Tell me your first name so I don't call you Drew Bledsoe's daughter.
Wait, I got their names. Healy and Callie.

Speaker 3 Shout out to my gigglers you guys are the best healy and callie what's up but i just want to do a shout out because it was father's day i want to do a shout out to my dad who i do have to say i know like women's sports is now popular this man this man has been fighting for women's sports since day one my dad and i like he got obsessed with women's sports because he loves sports and then he obviously got immersed in it with me and i posted this blurry photo there was a tournament going on It was a father-son doubles tournament, 18 and under kids.

Speaker 3 And my dad was like,

Speaker 3 we have to play. And I was like, okay, it's father-son.
And he's like, there's no father-daughter tournament and this isn't fair.

Speaker 3 So he like reached out and he was like, can me and my daughter, who's a nationally ranked tennis player, play at, it was like, it was at the U.S. Open.

Speaker 3 And the father's, because he's like, Title IX means if there isn't a girls' team, she has to have the opportunity to play on the boys' team if she can qualify. So they were like, yeah.

Speaker 3 So I was 14 years old, too. So we're playing all these older guys in their class.

Speaker 3 And we end up winning the whole tournament.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. How would I never told this story?

Speaker 3 I don't know. It's just like, it's my dad is always like, I've...
He also has never made it like it's a big deal that I'm a girl.

Speaker 3 It was always just like, this is my, you know, child and we love sports and we are going to compete and try to win. And

Speaker 3 my favorite part about it is we play the boys and the dad would keep hitting it to me. And at one point, the son who we're playing against looks at his dad and goes, Dad, stop hitting it to the girl.

Speaker 3 And my dad lost his mind. And like to this day, he'll quote and be like, Dad, stop hitting it to the girl.
Wait.

Speaker 3 Because when I was 12 years old was when I beat my dad for the first time in tennis, which was like a big like

Speaker 3 deal in the family. Cause like my dad, you know, right.

Speaker 3 was a tennis player, and my dad said he was like, it was the craziest moment where he's like, I've never had more joy, like, seeing my own kid, like, get to a point where she was, like, mastering a sport that I introduced her to.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 1 Hannah, I was shopping today, and I literally only thought about my daughter. I was like, I can buy that because she'll wear it in 20 years.

Speaker 3 Wait, why does no one think I'm going to be a mom?

Speaker 1 I think you're going to be a mom. I literally do.

Speaker 3 Why do you think no one's at?

Speaker 3 Is it because they know I'm traveling so much?

Speaker 1 I think it's because people just respect you more.

Speaker 3 People just know you're capable.

Speaker 1 I think people just know you're capable of

Speaker 1 so much. So they're like, she can do whatever she wants.
Whereas me, they're like, well,

Speaker 1 maybe you should just pack it up.

Speaker 3 I do have to say, because I feel so connected to you.

Speaker 3 We joke that we're so opposites, but in terms of a lot of our work ethic, and me and you are are very similar in a lot of ways so i get fucking furious when i feel like you get all the questions like when are you gonna move to the south and have children and i'm like whoa whoa whoa no one's even like

Speaker 1 people don't even acknowledge that i'm married i mean my dad thinks i have time to learn another language

Speaker 3 so my own father

Speaker 1 can't figure it out i really i don't have faith for the rest of humanity

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Speaker 3 I have a hot take.

Speaker 2 I have a hot take too on something.

Speaker 1 Okay, give me yours.

Speaker 3 Oh, Oh, no, you go first because I won't forget mine.

Speaker 1 Okay, my hot take is I keep seeing people, not really, I saw like maybe one person,

Speaker 1 but it like annoyed me.

Speaker 1 And that's when you should like think about if you have anger issues.

Speaker 1 Another side note, my mom has been calling me my dad this whole entire trip. She's like, you're a fucking psycho.
You are your dad. Anywho,

Speaker 1 I saw this person on TikTok and she was talking about like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, she had like broken up with her boyfriend or something like a couple years prior or whatever, but they still shared a dog.

Speaker 3 Okay. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 That annoyed me. Because in what world

Speaker 1 am I

Speaker 1 sharing an animal with someone that I now loathe? If we have an animal together, dog's mine.

Speaker 1 Dog's mine. Sorry.
Dog is.

Speaker 3 People are saying, should they do like a

Speaker 3 prenup when you get an animal in any situation? Yeah. Of like, if this ends, who gets it? To the dog.

Speaker 1 And that's what I do. And also, like,

Speaker 1 I feel like I'm a very sensitive, empathetic,

Speaker 3 sympathetic person.

Speaker 3 Maybe. I'm an epithet.

Speaker 1 Here's the other thing.

Speaker 1 If I'm dating someone and we break up and he's like being such a fucking asshole about the dog, dog's yours.

Speaker 1 Fine. Dog is yours.
I never want to see either of you again then. Like I

Speaker 3 could

Speaker 3 do that. Co-parenting a dog is a next level of like stress in your life that I just, I don't think it's worth it.
And I know you're like, I love the dog. I love the dog.

Speaker 3 Get a new dog and you'll love that dog.

Speaker 3 That's how I feel about men. That's how I feel about men.
You're upset. You're fighting for it.
Get another man.

Speaker 1 Whenever I love anything, but then I get a new one of that, I love it even more.

Speaker 3 If you love something, let it go.

Speaker 3 And buy a new one. Also, like, if I met a guy and he was like, oh, yeah, I'm co-parenting my Labrador retriever with my ex, I'd go, ew.
Yeah, I'd be like, oh, really?

Speaker 3 She's going to show up at the door, and you guys are going to hand off the fucking pug named Romeo. Like,

Speaker 3 and then, like, no, what? It's part of me is like, you guys still want to fuck.

Speaker 1 And then it's like, people live in different states, and it's like, I haven't seen the dog. And, like, sent, like, I need to visit with the fuck off.

Speaker 1 Literally, fuck off.

Speaker 3 I would just argue, like, unless you're married, don't get a pet with someone. Is that like fucked up?

Speaker 1 No, I don't think, okay, and let, okay, like, say, like, you're living together, you've been living together for a couple of years, you're think you're gonna get engaged, or you've talked about it, you get a dog, and maybe you don't get engaged.

Speaker 1 I understand getting a dog in that situation or getting any type of animal, but like, I just know for myself, I could never, I'm not co-parenting an animal.

Speaker 1 I feel like I would try and take the children for myself. So like

Speaker 3 a lot of people live together before marriage, so you're right. I think it's more like, if you're going to get a pet, have a pet for each person.
Be like, this is my dog.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when you're getting the animal, like I feel like it should be established, hey, whose dog is this?

Speaker 3 Yeah. In this moment.
Like, like, Des and I, like, butters my cat. Yeah.
And, like, when Dez fosters fosters dogs, I'm supportive, but I'm not waking up at 3 a.m. to walk the dog.

Speaker 1 It's his dog. Like, if I get a cat, it's my cat.

Speaker 3 Yes. Are you getting me a cat?

Speaker 3 I've been waiting my whole life for you to ask me this question, but I just wanted you to settle down. I honestly feel like September might be the time.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was going to say.

Speaker 3 When you get back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I feel like I need an animal.

Speaker 3 I would love to give you an animal.

Speaker 1 I just feel like I'm at the stage where like I need

Speaker 1 something.

Speaker 1 I'm feeling very like maternal and like I don't want to have a baby.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 1 But I need to like take care of something.

Speaker 3 I do want to say external things are not going to help the internal, but I will fully support this decision.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but this I think also like for my anxiety, I need.

Speaker 3 So butter saved my life.

Speaker 3 Like

Speaker 3 butter literally saved my fucking life. Because when you wake up and you're just like in your own head, it sucks.

Speaker 3 And I've been through like the, some, you know, when you're going through your fucked up 20s, hard times.

Speaker 3 And then you wake up and you just have this baby that just wants to lay on you and cuddle with you all day. And you're just like, I have something that loves me and is peaceful.

Speaker 3 And cats, the thing that makes cats so great, which I read, is that dogs are trained to love humans. Like they've been domesticated over the years to love humans.

Speaker 3 That's why like I can meet someone's dog and take their dog and the next day the dog loves me. And like

Speaker 3 the dog,

Speaker 1 you could give your dog to anyone and like they're gonna love them. You don't need to co-parent.

Speaker 3 If someone else took butter, she would take a knife, stab herself in the heart and be like, give me back to my mom, which, and that's the kind of love I want. But this is the thing with cats.

Speaker 3 They're fucking feral

Speaker 3 and they choose to be with you. And then they become obsessed with you.

Speaker 3 And then you become this like you routine together where you like and all cats do is sleep next to you like people don't talk about that like they just want to sleep all day next to you so when you're in bed like bed rotting the cat is like

Speaker 1 show me your cart

Speaker 3 where dogs will be like what are we doing are we playing are we going outside the cat is like no one fucking move and then someone does if you do like move your arm they're like what the don't fucking move your arm we're standing the energy i need because that's the energy I give.

Speaker 1 Like if someone moves from the bed, I'm like, why did you do that? Like we were in a great position. Like

Speaker 3 I've dealt with like my friend Michelle Cheech shout out. Like she has loves dogs and I love dogs too.
She got this cat. I kind of convinced her.
The cat's name is Diplo. It's iconic.

Speaker 3 She loves this cat more than anything. Like I just love seeing dog people get converted to cat people when they don't think they will.
And then they're like, where have cats been all my life?

Speaker 3 My friend called me and she was like, Wait, all they want to do is sleep on you. I'm like, That's the fucking point.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I need. I need someone to just sleep on me.

Speaker 3 Wow, I haven't had a cat rant in a minute. Thank you guys.
Um, oh my god, you sent me the funniest TikTok.

Speaker 2 Did I?

Speaker 3 This guy said,

Speaker 3 If a girl tells you, this is a

Speaker 3 big segue. If a girl tells you during sex, I want you to come,

Speaker 3 you fucked up.

Speaker 3 You're not killing it. Wait.
You're not smashing that pussy.

Speaker 1 I feel like it's such a niche thing that, like, literally only the girls know.

Speaker 3 And it's such a niche thing because also, like, they love when you say it. I want to do it.
They love when you say it. They love when it's it.

Speaker 1 This guy was doing a TikTok and he was like, yeah, if a girl is like, oh my God, I really want you to come, that doesn't mean she's really into it. It means you're doing a bad job.

Speaker 1 But I actually, there are multiple times where you're not doing a bad job, but I'm over it now.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 3 Like you're not fucking up. We're done here.

Speaker 1 We're done here.

Speaker 3 Let's wrap it up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm especially done here. I'm either like sore or like I'm uninterested or like I have things to do.
Like I got to go. So he was saying how like girls will start talking crazy.

Speaker 1 Once she tells nothing has hit home harder than that because I will when I'm done like because when I'm in in person like if I'm at a place and like something comes over me and then I have to leave like I'm not kidding I literally have to leave and Craig gets so mad because he's like you have to give me like a five minute warning like we can't just like go even when I'm like getting off the phone with him I'm like okay I gotta go but he's like what the fuck

Speaker 1 so like I already have that in me so like during sex when I'm ready I go I will say some of the most insane things ever and he'll he'll be like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 If a girl tells you your dick is big, like more than five times, she is begging you to wrap it up.

Speaker 1 If she starts bringing up threesomes in the ninth hour, she sore and she has to pee.

Speaker 3 Okay?

Speaker 1 She literally is feeling a UTI coming on in that moment.

Speaker 3 Okay?

Speaker 1 So know that. She doesn't actually want to do that, you sicko.
Okay.

Speaker 1 If I had a fucking nickel.

Speaker 3 And also, because a a lot of time we've already like come. So it's like, obviously, if, and we realize, like, we're not coming again, because that's not his goal.
And that's it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And they're like, I feel like you could.

Speaker 3 It's like, shut the fuck up. And it's like, I feel like we've missed the boat on me at this point.
And I'm mentally not here. So let's physically

Speaker 3 move. But it's so, I never thought about like guys.

Speaker 3 Because guys like it. Because I like guys are, you know what? Also, I think Des has this funny joke where during sex, girls are trying to come and guys are trying not to come.

Speaker 3 That's so true. So, like, he's fighting, you know, he's fighting not to, and you're like, hey, let it go.
You know, stop this fight. I wasn't defending anything.

Speaker 1 They think that you genuinely want what comes from them. Yeah.
And it's like, I couldn't want it further away from me.

Speaker 3 Like,

Speaker 1 not on my sheets, certainly not inside of me, not on my body. Like, I'm not a human toaster strudel.
I want you to come in your hand and I want you to leave me out of it.

Speaker 1 And I want it to be right now.

Speaker 3 I also would say, I'm never not feeling good about myself when a guy comes fast. Like, I've never left the experience being like, that was bad.
I'm always like, I feel good about myself.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's so funny you say that because guys get so like embarrassed about it. And what they don't realize is, like, we love it.

Speaker 3 We love it. I got ghosted by a potential love of my life because he was like humping me in bed and goes, oh no, I nutted.

Speaker 3 And then I had to leave. I think I've told story.
I had to leave because I got in a, in a pickle with something, but I was like obsessed with him. Like I, I, I didn't, I was so into him.

Speaker 3 And then I left early. Like I just had to leave.
And I think he felt rejected. And then he like.

Speaker 1 Never talked to you again.

Speaker 3 Never talked to me. And I think I saw him like years later and he was like, yeah, I was super embarrassed.
I was like, you couldn't, what? Like, that was such a pleasant experience for me.

Speaker 1 No, so pleasant. Like, I'll never get mad when a guy can't get hard.
Like, oh, you drank too much, can't get hard.

Speaker 3 I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 I am happier. Like, this is actually more enjoyable.
What the fuck is on Netflix? Like, I will never get mad at that.

Speaker 3 But also, if you can't get hard, like, let's admit it. And let's not play the whole, like, pushing your al dente dick in my pussy.

Speaker 1 Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 I feel like we've passed that threshold. Like, we're in our 30s now.
Like, no one could even come near me with a mushroom dick these days.

Speaker 3 I'd be like, what?

Speaker 1 What are you? 17?

Speaker 3 Get the fuck out of my face. Either you're ready or you're not, okay?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like,

Speaker 1 I pay taxes. You're ready or you're not.

Speaker 3 Okay, final hot take. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Every skirt should be a skort.

Speaker 3 No, Hannah.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 1 I'm against that one.

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 3 Like, Like, I need to understand why.

Speaker 3 I'm not leaving this conversation until I have some fucking data. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. A mini, every mini skirt should be a skirt.
Because not every skirt could be.

Speaker 1 Okay, but like a maxi skirt can't be, oh, well.

Speaker 3 Okay, not a maxi skirt.

Speaker 1 And you just want built-in underwear.

Speaker 3 The thing is also, as a tennis player, every skirt you wear has these little tiny like shorts. So like you put the ball in it.

Speaker 3 But it's like, I feel so naked if I'm just wearing a skirt with my, and I wear granny panties. Yeah.
So like I'm wearing granny panties and a skirt and I'm just like, I don't like it.

Speaker 3 Like why can't all of them protect you?

Speaker 1 So funny, I wore a skirt today and just like a, and a thong. And I don't ever think of it.

Speaker 3 That's crazy behavior to me. That's crazy.
I like, whenever that happens, I immediately think like at any time the air will just like get my skirt over my head and I'm like, I can't tell you.

Speaker 3 The perennial is out there.

Speaker 1 I can't tell you the last time both of my butt cheeks have been covered by anything.

Speaker 1 Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm always wearing a thong. And so, like, if I'm wearing a skirt or a dress, she's right there.

Speaker 3 She's right there at any moment. Do you think you have thong blindness? No.

Speaker 3 Wait.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I didn't even say this because fucking shout out to thanks, the period underwear.
Yeah. They sent me a ton of them.
We had like talked about it like probably like a year ago, honestly.

Speaker 1 They had sent me a ton, and obviously, I could never use them because I never got my period, but I used them the first time.

Speaker 1 Hannah, talk about like telling your period, like you're not here anymore, I'm not wearing a tampon.

Speaker 1 It was insane, it was the best thing I've ever used. Like, I'll never not wear them when I had one period.

Speaker 3 Go to the bathroom, it's not like gooey, no,

Speaker 1 like on the first, okay, like the first day I didn't wear it, but like after day, like on day like three, because I typically have it for like a full seven days. That is like my normal.

Speaker 3 Yeah. You know, I have it for three days, period.

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 3 I have like two insane days of like murder scene shit. Yeah.
So like,

Speaker 1 you could do it your second and third day where I, like, since high school, I was, my regular was always like a full seven days. So like day four, I was like, okay, I'm done with tampons now.

Speaker 1 And I just thinksted my way through and I loved it.

Speaker 3 In an alternate universe, I would love to know if men got their periods, what technology they would have at this point.

Speaker 1 Hannah, you are a chat GBT because that's a great question.

Speaker 3 Like I would just love to see how things work. I'm just gonna see it.

Speaker 3 Like even

Speaker 3 there's just so much technology for pussies that I like menopause.

Speaker 3 They just addressed it was a thing like five years ago, I might have no literally.

Speaker 1 That's why I went to the White House. It was all about the Women's Health Initiative.
If men had periods every month, it would be it wouldn't even be the technology. We'd live in a different society.

Speaker 3 Do you think they'd get the week off? Yeah.

Speaker 1 They'd get the full week off and then they'd be able to claim like sorry period. So like not liable.

Speaker 1 They could literally go in, shoot up anything and say, sorry, it was on my period and they'd get off.

Speaker 3 Not liable.

Speaker 1 Not liable.

Speaker 3 I did hear one thing about how women are natural born leaders and men aren't I saw it too I saw it

Speaker 3 too it was funny because we were talking about Lois and Des brought up he's like she is in charge and she's assertive and so many like I was like that I thought I pretended I was teacher everyone sit down I'm teaching you and the boys are like fucking you know like eating worms in the backyard and the girls are literally organizing stuff but those are the people that don't become the leaders

Speaker 1 make it make sense no she this girl literally did a whole video on how like men like to be told what to do. That's why they sign up for the military.
They like to have like someone giving them orders.

Speaker 3 Men are literally dogs. Girls are cats.

Speaker 1 And once they have orders, like then they can do it. Where women are so much better at like coming up with, okay, this is what we have to do.
Blah, blah, blah. That's why like

Speaker 1 there's like this whole debate too, I feel like on TikTok of,

Speaker 1 like, women men not knowing where anything in the home is or like not knowing how anything works in the house. And it's like, okay, because you have to be told what to do.

Speaker 1 No one told women how shit works. And we just do it.
Like, we just know this has X, Y, and Z has to get done before we go to work or we do that.

Speaker 1 Like, men don't even have that, which is absolutely insane.

Speaker 1 And I love it so much because every time Craig says he's going to become a CIA agent and be recruited, I'm like, you can never find the scissors in your own kitchen.

Speaker 1 You can, You don't know where the scissors are in your kitchen.

Speaker 3 But you're going to find Osama bin Laden.

Speaker 3 You're going to be.

Speaker 1 They're going to recruit you to be a CIA operative.

Speaker 1 I've told you where the scissors are. You've opened that drawer.
You've stared at the scissors and you've continued to say, where are the scissors?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 let's not get crazy and outlandish here, honey.

Speaker 3 Any man who tries to hide hide or be sneaky, I'm like, you left your socks on the floor right by your hiding place.

Speaker 1 No, it's just like you literally left your phone open, you idiot.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, I can't breathe. Anyway, you guys, we love you so much.
Thank you for giggling.

Speaker 3 Paige has one more week or so in Italy, so we'll continue the Italy saga and put in your calendars July 9th because

Speaker 3 it's time to ride a dawn.

Speaker 2 We love it.

Speaker 3 We love it. Thanks for giving us us.
Bye.

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